Day 4: I got rudely awakened by Ted. Hey, wake up! Your guardian is moving! Meh, give me 20 more minutes he is a slowpoke after all.


    You said that twice before he really stepped out the root now! Wait what? My boss fight is here?! I jumped up, grabbed my spear, and ran outside. There he was Mr. slowpoke. He was almost completely outside the root. I can feel that this guy is super strong. But I can''t see how he would be a threat if he is so slow. He is even slower than Greg! Greg looked at me.


    You are thinking about something rude, aren’t you? Whud? Of course not! I thought of Greg swimming in a lake to check if he suddenly learned how to read minds. No reaction.


    Phew, I’m safe. Safe from what?


    Never mind! So, what''s the plan? Can’t you just [Fusionado] him like you did the last time?


    But that is so boring! It was effective, or do you want to waste time by trying to fight him properly?


    I want to use [Raishin kick] Fine, go ahead, Raishin kick him and then blast him with Fusionado, don''t forget that we need to beat this guardian, then destroy the root, Agnis has to fix that hole and then we also have to defeat the tree and we don’t know how long any of that will take so I would recommend to not waste any time.


    Oh right, the pink broccoli, I almost forgot! We really are rubbing off too much on each other… Where are Agnis and Azu? Agnis is trying his best to escape from her. I guess he still can improve on escaping others. With all this training he gets nobody will be able to catch him in a couple of years. I see that as a good thing. We heard an explosion and saw the side of a mountain melting and the appearance of a magma snake.


    Ooh, he is using Ignis. Suddenly the mountainside got blasted by water and Ignis turned into stone.


    And there goes Ignis. Do you think I could get a girlfriend as cool as Azu?


    I don’t think Azu is Agnis’ girlfriend, but one day you will find someone. I think… You think?


    Now go defeat that guardian! On it! I slowly walked up to Mr. Slowpoke. He didn''t seem to have noticed me. What I heard from Agnis, Azu, and Ted is that you need to make him lock on to you else he might flee. Well… if he can with this speed. I stood in front of him waved at him poked him even punched him but he didn''t lock on to me. He just kept staring forward and moving slowly. I tripped him but it took him half an hour to get up and he still didn''t lock on. I just started attacking him. He seemed to react but got sucked back into the root.


    Nooo! I should have just [Raishin kicked] him. I waited for 2 more hours until he got back out.


    This sucks! Agnis said he made the sisters lock on him by using fire magic, probably because they were really weak to it. Ted used a taunting roar and Azu slammed hers to the ground. I shot a [Fireball] at Mr. Slowpoke, yelled at him, and tried to slam him into the floor but he was heavy. He didn''t lock on. Maybe I should listen to Greg and just one-shot him. I decided to use my secret weapon and if that didn''t work I would just Fusionado him.


    Hey Mr. Slowpoke! Yo, momma is so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food from her! My instinct told me to dive to the side which I did. A beam that looks like my [Solar stream] shot at where I stood moments ago. Mr. Slowpoke locked onto me.


    Heh, Yo Momma jokes always work! I tried to get close to land my [Raishin kick] but even though he was slow his lasers weren''t. It is a good thing he isn''t fighting Agnis, Agnis has bad matchups against lasers. I noticed why these things are stupid fast. If it wasn''t for my intuition, I would have been a Raishin beehive. Something told me that I wasn''t going to land any [Raishin kicks] today. I decided to test out my new skills. I used [Chain Lightning] but it looked like a normal lightning bolt.


    How lame. I used [Updraft] and launched Mr. Slowpoke into the air.


    Ooh, this is cool! The problem was it seemed to give him high evasion because I couldn''t hit him anymore.


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    Meh, why did I get these lame skills? I decided to just [Fusionado] him and complain to Azu. I started with [Tornado] but it was huge. It looks like a hurricane.


    Ehh, what do I do now? Ignore it! Yes! Just continue! The other tornadoes I made were normal though. How weird. The redhurricanado ate all the rednadoes and turned into an orangehurricanado. I got a bit concerned; this thing was way bigger than I expected it to be. My intuition was warning me that my own skill was dangerous. Mr. Slowpoke was nowhere to be seen; he was somewhere in that now Yellowhurricanado. I teleported to our small camp.


    I should have known, you managed to make it so big that we are at risk even at this distance… Hey, not my fault that one of my tornadoes got that big! I bet that was a crit!


    Did you enter a critical rush? What?


    Orange glow? Same thing you had when you fought Nayani? No?


    Then it''s not a crit! Fine! Where is Azu? I need to complain about the skills she gave me!


    What about them? [Chain lightning] is just a lightning bolt and [Updraft] gives the opponent more evasion!


    Uhm, [Chain lightning] hits multiple targets after you hit the initial hit on 1 target it is going to look like a lightning bolt yes… and [Updraft] doesn''t give your opponent more evasion, you just suck at hitting moving targets... And I’m sure it makes your next wind magic spell stronger. Oh, that is pretty good!


    At least that explains that monster of a [Fusionado]… It''s a [Fusiohurricanado!]


    A what? You know what never mind. Ted! We need to run! Hmm, what''s up? Ted came out of his small earthhouse.


    Whoa! That looks bad, let''s go yeah! We took our distance and looked at how the [Fusiohurricanado] was probably shredding Mr. Slowpoke.


    The root doesn''t seem like it''s taking much damage from that… I hope [Meteor] and [Solar Stream] can take care of that.


    So how is Agnis doing? At that moment Azu appeared hugging a defeated Agnis.


    Save me… Hehe seems he’s doing fine. Hey Azu first I thought your skills did nothing but they''re pretty cool!


    “I’m glad you like them.” Is he going to be all right?


    “Oh, he will be fine after I play some more with his tails.” I’m not so sure about that… Hey, Azu don''t witches normally have like cool staffs and big hats?


    “You mean staves? And well that’s correct. That bitch stole my hat so that she could seal me away.” How is your hat related to this?


    “Oh, I guess you guys don''t know, you see a witch without her hat is quite weak!” We all look at Azu and then at the crown of her head. Wait, so you are telling me, the current hat less you is weaker than you would normally be?


    “I’m awesome right?! But yes. 70% of the mana witches generate comes from their hats. They also need a tool to exert a great amount of mana. Normally staves get used but there are some other weapons or forms that could be used. The greater the witch the smaller the tool. 10 Kaledonian years before I got imprisoned, I got to the point where I don’t need a tool to exert large quantities of mana! A tool would certainly make things easier for me though…” Ugh, so basically you eliminated most of your witch weaknesses?


    “Yes! It is hard to almost impossible to destroy a witch’s hat, they will only disappear when the witch dies. The tools like staves and wands can be destroyed though. So, my hat should still be somewhere…” So even after stealing your hat which takes away 70% of your mana generation that bitch goddess still couldn''t defeat you?


    “Well, it did become harder for me to keep up with her but yes.” Right, you can play with my tails all you want, all my desire to resist just got vaporized.


    “Yaaay!” She tamed Agnis… Is there a possibility that it is providing this prison with mana? It is very complicated and strong; I can imagine it takes an insane amount of mana to keep it running. It isn''t draining the environment from mana so it must come from somewhere. You think her hat is in the pink broccoli? But we didn''t see any after we blasted it.


    It reminds me of the message Agnis deciphered, maybe that tree was a dummy or an ‘echo’ of the real tree. The real tree should be visible after this root is destroyed, that is my theory. Let''s go with that, it is not like we have anything else to go by, and if that''s not the case Azu is strong enough to deal with whatever appears, she could still annoy a goddess hat less.


    “Ooh, so confident in my abilities!” So uhh when are we going to blast the root? When that thing there stops. And how long is that going to take?


    No clue. … … … Come on guys you know ellipses aren''t dialogue options!


    “I can stop it for you.” Oh, can you do that, please? Azu stretched her hand toward the [Fusiohurricanodo]. I saw something that looked like a magic circle flash behind her back. It was faster than I’d ever seen before. And the [Fusiohurricanado] disappeared. Damn, she is hot.