<h4>Chapter 501: Eating and Licking the Mouth at the Same Time</h4>


    <b>Trantor:</b> As Studios <b>Editor:</b> As Studios


    Jeanswest knew that this time he was in trouble, he was in really deep shit...


    He shouldn’t have captured that scene on camera just now! Originally, secretly taking pictures and videoing would let the images be more natural, this was the perfect way to capture a person’s dark side and would be able to attract a lot of eyeballs in the Merika media industry!


    To outshine their fellow reporters, secret shootings was one of the best weapons avable for reporters—in a ce where thepetition was intense such as Merika, what couldn’t these reporters do to capture the eyeballs of the viewers?


    But the problem was, this matter today was very serious! It wasn’t important anymore who was the culprit, it must probably be some fanatically patriotic person. The problem was that this video was already sent out! This was the toilet stool exploding—the entire washroom was covered everywhere with a certain colored excreta. Chief Itra who was inside had it the worst, his whole body was covered with it. Outside the cubicle, Chief Salon was slightly better, but not too far off...


    Both of them were covered from head to toe with a certain thing, and their mouths probably had quite a bit of it too...


    Now, Jeanswest really hoped that his colleagues updating the website would act smartly, then at least the situation wouldn’t get out of hand. After all, secret shooting could only be called secret shooting if the videos were spread to the public. If it wasn’t, there wouldn’t be any problem. However, obviously, that was impossible—previously, to attract more attention, the Merika Military Newspaper had already advertised that they would be releasing some important news on the Inte today. ording to the real-time number of viewers online that Jeanswest saw just now, there were about 100,000 people at the Merika Military Newspaper’s website now...


    That’s 100,000 people! If those idiots really released this video, the viewers online would definitely spread the news and before long the whole Merika would know about it...


    At this moment, things were really... in big trouble...


    However, things didn’t happen as he expected. Chief Itra and Chief Salon actually didn’t get angry and insteadughed loudly. As theyughed, Chief Salon said, “Brouhaha, eat shit, we really ate shit! Hahaha!”


    Itraughed as well and said, “That’s right. It looks like it’s really urate, we are really eating shit! My God, how fortunate this is! Thank you, God!”


    <i>What the heck, they are still so happy when they are eating shit. What situation is this!?</i>


    He didn’t know that Salon and Itra were so happy because of the post that the Angel of Misfortune Vincent Iverson wrote. He asked the high-ranking personals of the military to go eat shit, and they were really eating shit now. Didn’t that prove that his curses were still very effective? That was why Salon and Itra were so happy. After all, the Angel of Misfortune was always Merika’s ultimate weapon!


    But the problem was that Jeanswest didn’t know this. He really had an eye-opener today...


    Of course, there wa a saying that fortune and misfortune always happened twice. Just as they were acting delighted, the door of the washroom was suddenly pushed open and arge group of male reporters rushed in. Then, when they saw Itra and Salon sitting on the floor, licking their mouth andughing at the same time, their cameras instantly took down this image. After all, thew wouldn’t punish the majority, so there wasn’t any problem this time since so many people saw this...


    ...


    Afternoon, the whole Merika was astonished...


    This time they weren’t angry anymore, but insteadpletely astonished. No one would expect the high-ranking personals of the military to sit in the toilet eating shit and licking their mouth while eating it. The most crucial thing was that they were stillughing!


    What the heck, this was totally challenging the limits of a human’s imagination!


    10 AM today, all of the news media channels in Merika posted photographs of Itra and Salon sitting in the toilet. Instantly, all of their viewer volumes spiked up sharply,pletely exceeding the limits of their imagintion—this wasn’t tens of thousands of viewership anymore, but rather millions and tens of millions of viewership!


    Everyone was spreading the news around, all discussing the ugly state of the high-ranking military personals. News about Itra and Salon was everywhere, sweeping through all of the media like a hurricane.


    Very quickly, the higher-ups of the Merika government gave their newest response regarding this matter, iming it to be a misunderstanding, and that it wasn’t what it appeared to be. Of course, the speed of locking down of the news was also the fastest in history. From 11 AM onwards, anything rted to this topic was blocked on the Inte, all of the newspaper which was already sold was reimed, and anyone else still discussing this was dealt with ording to thew of causing danger to society.


    But obviously, they could control the news in Merika, but not outside. Such as Heavenly State...


    “Hahahaha, I never thought that they would really eat shit, hahaha!” The Bureau Chief sat in the office, pping his legs andughing loudly. As heughed, he said, “Merika released Lucifer and the result is to damage themselves. They must really be satisfied this time, hahaha!”


    “That’s right, I really had an eye-opener this time. Their expressions in the photos looked quite satisfied...” Because Mu Huishou was the Bureau Chief’s nephew, he didn’t felt too restricted around the Bureau Chief. He alsoughed and joined in the discussion. “Thebination of the Angel of Misfortune and Hong Dali is really powerful. The Angel of Misfortune’s curse wasn’t this powerful previously, it didn’t have such an urate effect on such high-ranking personals before.”


    “Different, this is different!” The Bureau Chief smiled and said, “This little rascal Hong Dali, his luck is really strange and unpredictable. No one expected it to increase the power of the Angel of Misfortune’s curse. I suddenly feel that it’s better for the Angel of Misfortune to remain in our country. Hahaha, at least it’s much better than returning him to Merika!”


    “I feel the same way.” Mu Huishou was full of bad ideas. “Also, we mustn’t let the two of them be friends. If not, the effect of transferring disasters and empowering the curse wouldn’t be usable anymore. Yup, I think the current state is good enough, hehe.”


    Hearing Mu Huishou’s interesting idea, the Bureau Chief nodded and said, “Yup, I feel that the situation now is quite good, too. Hehe, I reckon that Merika will be having quite a bit of trouble this time. Oh right, I heard that they are nning to block our import channels for the rare metals? They also want to conduct a military exercise?”


    “Yes.” Mu Huishou softly analyzed. “From the current situation, it should be that Merika wants to put pressure on us to obtain the technology for the Mechanical Man. Previously, the Minister of foreign affairs sent news that Merika and Jaban nned to use Sea Turtle Ind as an exchange for the Mechanical Man’s technology plus Hong Dali and Hong Weiguo but were rejected.”


    “Rejecting them was the correct decision!” The Bureau Chief pped the sofa violently. “They want to use our stuff to exchange for our technology and people, they are dreaming! Forget about them for now, how are things with the aircraft carriers?”


    “The inspections are almost done.” Mu Huishou reported. “However, there isn’t anything on them. Should we put some fighter jets or such on them?”


    “We shall talk about that next time!” The Bureau Chief touched his chin and slowly said, “Let’s see what Hong Dali is nning to do first. Actually, I quite hope that he will ask for some military equipment. Then, we can go to Sea Turtle Ind to bask in the sun!”


    ...


    Shanghai Tianhai City, Door to Heaven.


    In the corridor, Hong Weiguo was in a conversation with a man of about 45 or 46 years old.


    “Oh my, Director Hong, it’s been a long time, how have you been!” The man’s expression was very disgusting, and he spoke in a weird tone. “To be honest, people like you who are into search engines, the profitability is really quite a lot. This really causes others to envy you!” Although he spoke of envy on the surface, even a fool could hear the sarcasm in his words.


    This guy’s surname was Mo, and his full name was Mo Changfa. He had a tradingpany called Millennium Trading Company. He imported from Merika the rare metals that Heavenly State needed and profited quite a lot from it. Hispany’s worth was 23 billion and it was considered to be one of the topmostpanies in the country.


    Hong Weiguo coldlyughed and said, “Boss Mo, you must be joking. Mypany’s size is only average, how can it bepared to a trade tycoon like you? Honestly speaking, you must have earned quite a lot working with Qian Guangzhao, right?”


    “Oh my, Director Hong, you are too courteous. Yourpany is on the rise these few years, you must really be proud of your sess.” Mo Changfa squinted his eyes. “As for me, I’m only doing average. To be honest, I still have to thank you, Director Hong. Otherwise, it would be hard to get this opportunity.”


    Hong Weiguo humphed and said, “No need to be polite. Then, I shall congratte you first.”


    “Ah, hahaha!” Mo Changfa gave a dryugh and said, “There’s nothing to congratte me for. I also wish you the best and for you to take a step further in your business, haha!” His words were full of venom. Everyone knew that Hong Weiguo and Qian Guangzhao were enemies for this time’s Resource Chamber of Commerce. One of them would have to bepletely defeated this time. This Mo Changfa was adding to his trouble talking in such a weird way.


    As they spoke up to this point, both of their secretaries suddenly rushed up and spoke into their ears.


    Hong Weiguo “HMed” while Mo Changfa’s facepletely changed and his head was immediately covered in sweat. He anxiously said, “Really? This...”


    After being shocked for a short while, Mo Changfa hurriedly walked away to go seek help from Qian Guangzhao. This time, Hong Weiguo was instead amused. “Oh my, Boss Mo, you are always very resourceful and influential, why are you in such a rush this time...”


    “I... I...” Mo Changfa waspletely depressed this time. He had only just ridiculed Hong Weiguo and in the blink of an eye, their positions changed. “I... Director Hong, you are a magnanimous person...”


    “Oh my, as for this...” Hong Weiguoughed and insipidly said, “I suddenly remember that I still have something to do. Boss Mo, please go settle yourpany’s stuff first. I shan’t keep you here anymore.”


    He was practically pping Mo Changfa directly in the face now. Mo Changfa’s faced turned white, then green, and in the end, he violently stomped his feet and angrily walked away.


    Over there at Merika, something big did indeed happen.


    Because of the Mechanical Man,bined with how Salon and Itra lost a lot of their face previously, they were beating down on all aspects of the enterprises that were into importing rare metals for Heavenly State.


    The result was Mo Changfa’spany in Merika being detained. They cooked up lots of reasons, such as tax evasion, quality problems, documents notplete, and such. Basically, hispany was half destroyed in just a short period of time. And now, with Qian Guangzhao unwilling to help, it looked like it was really over for him this time...


    “I... I...” Mo Changfa’s intestines were going green from regret. “If I had known that Hong Dali’s luck would be this good, I wouldn’t have supported Qian Guangzhao!”


    Of course, what happened to him was only a small issue. The real big issue was about to happen. The day that the Bureau Chief’s boss, the mysterious man, invited Hong Dali for a meal, was here...