CHAPTER 79 TOGETHER AGAIN
<span style="font-weight:400">I was pampered beyond belief once I joined Baroque Works. The employee benefits were to die for. Given a nice condo near the casino I had a great view. Plenty of money. And no real work to speak of. It was an easy gig.
<span style="font-weight:400">For now anyway. Crocodile/Mr. 0 had promised the real work would start soon enough. So I spent his money like there was no tomorrow. Charging everything to the room he gave me I sure as hell wasn’t going to pay it back.
<span style="font-weight:400">I was living the dream. Getting a massage by 2 naked women on the daily I was a little disappointed when I was interrupted yet again. The girls were young like me, well real me. I was still transformed into Kakashi. Nice tits and asses, the girls also had strong hands. Kneading my muscles every day for the past week I had booked them and tipped them as much as possible.
<span style="font-weight:400">“You have a job,” the voice said, waking me up. I looked over to see Nico Robining in from the elevator. She had an angry re for me whenever she stopped by.
<span style="font-weight:400">I unashamedly turned over. My half erect dick causing the girls to gasp and giggle. Robin blushed, turning away.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Hello, Miss All Sunday,” I said to Robin. “Why are you always interrupting my massage?”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Because you’re always getting one,” she said angrily. The girls were on either side. Rubbing my palms as I groaned happily. I noticed them catching nces of my dick. I gave them a wink and they giggled again.
<span style="font-weight:400">“I thought we were meeting the boss tonight,” I said.
<span style="font-weight:400">“We are. Which is why he’s sending you,” Robin said with a sneer. “A secret mission that he thinks you can handle on your own.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“What’s that?” I asked.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Send the girls away,” Robin said. I frowned but nodded. They knew better than to disagree. Dressing slowly they gave me a big wink as I signed the receipt and gave them a nice tip that was more than a week''s pay. They kissed my cheeks and giggled while running out the door.
<span style="font-weight:400">Robin continued to re at me. I opened my legs. Unashamed of my naked state. She averted her eyes. “Kill the princess,” she said.
<span style="font-weight:400">“What?” I asked.
<span style="font-weight:400">“The princess was spotted on the ind. Mr. 0 wants you to kill her,” Robin said.
<span style="font-weight:400">“When?” I asked, calming my beating heart.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Today. She was seen on her way to Yuba,” Robin said.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Alone?”
<span style="font-weight:400">Robin hesitated. Eventually she answered, “no. She is with the Straw Hat Pirates.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Do I kill them too?” I asked. ying into my part.
<span style="font-weight:400">“No!” Robin said. “They are children.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“As is the princess,” I said standing up. I pulled my MHA costume out of my status screen. The hoodie and pants were surprisingly breathable in the desert heat.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Just the Princess, orders from Mr. 0,” she said.
<span style="font-weight:400">“That doesn’t sound like our mysterious leader,” I said. “Maybe I should kill them just to make sure the princess didn’t spill the beans about our leader''s identity.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“How damaged are you?” Robin asked, her eyes angry. “They are children.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“1 child? 6? What’s the difference? Why does she deserve death and the others don’t?” I asked. After putting my costume on I headed out the door. Robin followed. She was quiet as we walked. Going outside we caught a pnquin and were heading South to Yuba.
<span style="font-weight:400">On the outskirts of town Robin called arge turtle with a whistle. Wearing her cowgirl hat and fur coat she sat on a chair on top of it. Umbre sticking out the back of the turtle she looked rather regal. I stood on therge tortoise shell as the beast headed South.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Why are youing?” I asked. “Don’t think I need you to handle a bunch of kids.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Orders,” she said. But I knew she was lying. She didn’t want anyone to die.
<span style="font-weight:400">I had been mean to Robin since joining Baroque Works. Uncaring with killing. Blunt with what needed to be done. I made sure she understood the bad side of what she had started by working with Crocodile. She had her own goals in basta. But killing innocents wasn’t part of it. She was willing to ept the guilt of it though. Despite how many people she tried to save. We were quiet as we left town. Until I eventually broke the silence.
<span style="font-weight:400">“The mighty Nico Robin,” I whispered standing next to her. She stiffened as the tortoise ran with us. She turned her face to me slowly. Intense fear in her eyes. “The girl with the 79 million berrie on her head.” I met her eye. “I recognized you immediately.”
<span style="font-weight:400">Her hands began to shake. She moved them to hold onto the arms of the chair to stop them. “Oh did Mr. 1 tell you the torture I put him under?” I asked. A wicked smile on my lips. “That’s just a taste of what I’m capable of. Of what you’re capable of.”
<span style="font-weight:400">There were genuine tears in her eyes as she tried to keep from running. “You threw this whole country into a civil war, Robin. All for what? A look at a poneglyph?”
<span style="font-weight:400">“H-how do you know that?” She asked. Her voice dry as she did.
<span style="font-weight:400">“I know lots, Robin. You think I’m a simple Mr. Half. Lackey to Crocodile? Yeah I know whose running things too. But not Crocodile. It’s really you we are working for. Your goals.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“It’s sad to think how much you’re willing to sacrifice for answers. And the sadder part is. The poneglyph here won’t give you the answers you seek.” I said. Teasing with my tone. “All this death. On your head. For only more questions to fill your mind.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“I don’t believe you,” she whispered.
<span style="font-weight:400">“That’s fine. I don’t expect you to,” I admitted. I grabbed the knife from the hand behind my back. The hand had sprouted from the umbre pole. As I squished the bodiless appendage it turned into flower petals. Disappearing. I threw the knife into the sand. The tortoise kept running.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Was that for me knowing your secret? Or to try to keep the kids safe?” I asked.
<span style="font-weight:400">She didn’t answer. We were silent for a time. Moving around Yuba it wasn’t long until we saw them ahead. They had a few camels. Their faces drooping as they sweat I couldn’t help but crack a smile. Pulling my hood over my head and my mask up, it wasn’t needed, but it would help.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Will you help them? Or continue to let innocents die?” I asked. She sneered at me as the tortoise ran. When the party noticed us they began to yell. Zoro, Luffy, and Sanji in front. Usopp, Nami, Vivi, and Chopper in back. It brought back memories.
<span style="font-weight:400">Right before I was about to jump toward them I was knocked off the tortoise by a wave of hands. Nico Robin''s special Devil fruit. She could make her limbs sprout anywhere.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Straw Hats run!” Robin said. “This guy is a psycho!”
<span style="font-weight:400">“All Sunday! What are you doing?” Vivi asked. The princess had blue hair hidden in her head covering.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Stopping this guy. He is Mr. Half. He was sent to kill you all,” Robin said. Tears in her eyes as she took a defensive stance in front of the Straw Hats.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Well done, All Sunday,” I said getting up. “But do you really think you can stop me?” I ran toward her. Hands tried to grab me. I jumped up. Creating 3 clones my real body grabbed her and the clones went for the Straw Hats.
<span style="font-weight:400">My clones drew knives and were on them soon enough. Zoro, Luffy, and Sanji attacked. Freaked out by the extra men d in ck.
<span style="font-weight:400">“You should be proud of yourself,” I told Robin. Holding a knife to her throat. “You stepped up. Trying to protect these kids.” She shook in my grasp as tears ran down her cheeks while she watched.
<span style="font-weight:400">“When did you give up on Sauls dream for you?” I whispered. She stiffened once more. “A crew. Nakama all your own. People you could trust with your life. Look at them fighting. They don’t know who I am. But they are willing to risk it all for each other.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“You’re sick,” she spat. “Quit toying with them.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“I’m not toying with them. I’m toying with you. Give this up, Robin. Crocodile is a murderer. At the end of it all he will lose. You will lose. And my captain and I will keep you moving forward. We will give you another chance. So when it is offered to you. Take it.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“What are you-“ I tossed her to the side as myst clone burst into smoke.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Usopp!” I yelled pulling my hood and mask down. “What did I tell you about running away?!”
<span style="font-weight:400">That drew everyone’s eyes. “And you Luffy? Did you read that book I gave you?” I released the transformation jutsu revealing my face.
<span style="font-weight:400">“And Sanji. Where is that steak I was promised?”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Weston?!” Luffy asked. I smiled big. Opening my arms the rubber man was soon on me. Squeezing me hard my bones began to creak.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Ugh Luffy. You’re crushing me,” I said. The other original crew were soon upon me. Smiling andughing as they poked and prodded me.
<span style="font-weight:400">“We expected you when wended,” Zoro said.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Yeah sorry. I got stuck back in Rainbase. I thought I had a few more days till you showed up.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“How’d you get away from those marines? We saw your bounty went up,” Sanji said.
<span style="font-weight:400">“It did? To what?”
<span style="font-weight:400">“25 million.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Damn, Luffy still beats me,” I said. “Oh I just hung around there for a couple days while they kept making rudders. I kept breaking them. What about you guys? What have you been up to? I see we have more crew.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Oh right,” Usopp said. “This is Chopper. Our doctor. And Vivi. She’s a Princess.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Fancy,” I said. “Lots to catch up on. We should deal with thisdy first. She’s part of Baroque works.”
<span style="font-weight:400">I turned to see a shocked Robin. Her eyes bulged as she stared at me. “Who are you?” She asked.
<span style="font-weight:400">“I’m Pirate Ninja Weston,” I said. “Member of the Straw Hat crew.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“But you killed him!” She yelled. “Igaram.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Igaram?” Vivi asked. “No, you killed him, I saw it,” she spat back at Robin.
<span style="font-weight:400">“No, I let him live, this man killed him when Igaram got back to basta,” Robin said. Stunned.
<span style="font-weight:400">The crew looked at me. “I didn’t kill anyone,” I said. Bending down I picked up a rock and cast a transformation jutsu on it. A less bloody severed Igaram head was there. “You saw this. I told Igaram toy low for a while.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Is he really okay?” Vivi asked me. Hope in her voice.
<span style="font-weight:400">I nodded. “I set him up in the capitalst I checked.” I looked to Robin. “If you haven’t put it together, I quit Baroque Works.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“You worked for Baroque Works?!” Luffy asked.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Well yeah. You guys were taking forever to get here.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“We didn’t take that long,” Luffy said. “We’ve had a bunch of problems.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Does that mean you didn’t read the book?”
<span style="font-weight:400">“It’s not my fault it caught on fire,” Luffy said.
<span style="font-weight:400">I growled. Rubbing my face. “Luffy, you didn’t catch it on fire on purpose did you?”
<span style="font-weight:400">Luffy looked to the side. “Nooo,” he said. His terrible poker face showing.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Goddamn it,” I mumbled. “Once we save this stupid country. I’m going to make you read it.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“It’s really long,” Luffy said.
<span style="font-weight:400">“I don’t care,” I said. “Fine. Fine. I only dodged a bunch of marines. And only ran a few hundred miles. And fought a sea king. And tricked Crocodile into hiring me. It’s nothing. It’s fine.”
<span style="font-weight:400">“When you say it like that, you make me feel bad,” Luffy whined. “We were super busy. We had to fight bounty hunters. And a whale. And this guy that ate more than me. And giants. And a candle guy. And a bunch of other people.”
<span style="font-weight:400">I sighed. “You’re right, captain. I’m sorry. You were busy.” I rolled my eyes. “Alright. There’s a small town ahead. I assume that’s where we are headed?”
<span style="font-weight:400">“Yeah. Yuba. It’s the rebel base,” Vivi said.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Good. Let’s check it out,” I said. I turned to see Robin still there. Staring at us. “Are youing with?”
<span style="font-weight:400">She jolted as if I zapped her. “She’s the top woman in Baroque Works,” Vivi said.
<span style="font-weight:400">“Should we take her down?” Zoro asked.
<span style="font-weight:400">“No, she’s harmless,” I said. “She doesn’t care about Crocodile or his false war. She’s pretty nice. Did you know Crocodile sent me to kill you?” I asked.
<span style="font-weight:400">“What? Why would he send you?” Luffy asked.
<span style="font-weight:400">“I’m a ninja, remember. I have a bunch of assassination techniques. I showed him my skills and he made me one of his top people,” I said.
<span style="font-weight:400">“You? Kill someone?” Luffyughed. “Why?”
<span style="font-weight:400">“I don’t know,” I said in all honesty. In One Piece it was hard to remember I ever had. “But it was pretty easy to trick him that I could. I don’t think he will be all that hard to outsmart.”
<span style="font-weight:400">We walked past Nico Robin. The stunned woman watched as we headed to the town ahead. I didn’t think she would join us just yet. But I would be damned sure she would eventually.