Chapter Fourteen - Mesh


    <strong>Chapter Fourteen - Mesh</strong>


    <em>The Mesh is a world onto itself, withmunities and markets and entire micro-civilisations all packed into one somewhat united world running on code soplex and convoluted that no one human could do more than scratch the surface of it.</em>


    <em>Its not just the inte but more; its a whole new world, where with enough dedication, effort, and creativity, you can be someone entirely new.</em>


    --Anonymous, 2045


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    Alright, Daniel said Whats the address you need to head over to?


    I spun around a few times, doing figure-eights beneath Daniels huge squid body to get used to the motions of my strange cat-body... avatar thing. I was pretty sure I waspletely messing up the terminology, and I was also pretty sure I didnt care.


    Myalis has it, I said. Myalis?


    <em>Sending. You know, I do believe I could set a waypoint and guide you there myself.</em>


    And would you be able to guide me without stopping by every virtual veterinarian shop along the way? I asked. Nope, I dont trust you.


    <em>Oh, how awful it is that a Vanguard can no longer trust her AI. Would petting you restore your confidence? Perhaps some digital catnip?</em>


    Now youre just fucking with me, I said while ring out ahead.


    Daniel spun around, legs twisting about behind him like, well, like a squid. You know, talking to yourself like that? Not all that great when ites down to making you look sane.


    Im talking to my dumb AI, I said. Did you get the address?


    Yeah, I got an email for it, he said. Its in nyan speak though.


    My eyes narrowed. Whats nyan-speak?


    The squid wiggled, and Daniel started tough. Nah, just fucking with you.


    <em>That was a good one. Dopliment Daniel for the joke, and thank him for the idea.</em>


    I sighed a kitty sigh and sat down. For all that I wasining about the avatar, it was still pretty neat, in an existential-crisis sort of way. I imagined that Lucy would very much approve of me being in this form.


    Alright, I said. I could endure being a cat for a bit. It would maybe help if people underestimated me. And I was a cat person. So how do we get to Dial-Up and Lag?


    Daniel spun around so that he was facing me with his many, many red eyes. That depends on a few things, but I think the fastest way to get to their district will be via the tube. There should be a station around here. If you have a few bucks we could use a wayport to the nearest station.


    You know, I might be a Samurai and all, but Im still broke as fuck, I said.


    Daniels tentacles moved up and down in a gesture that I guessed was some sort of shrug. Fair enough. Want to follow me or should I carry you?


    That doesnt sound safe, I said. All of his limbs were made of serrated bits of metal, and they ended in sharply-tipped grasper hand things. He even had a few weapons tucked away.


    This is a non-PVP zone. Sos the tube. I could literally not hurt you if I tried. Weapons are off too. He moved closer, some of his limbs reaching out for me. Do you have ride on?


    Do I what? I asked.


    Daniel sighed, a strange nging note that still conveyed ack of patience. I felt a bit like... well, like one of those older caretakers at the orphanage being shown how to use some tablet or app by the kittens and just not getting it.


    I was about ten years too young to be feeling that way.


    In your main menu, ah, it depends whichpany programmed your OS, but there should be a permissions menu to allow you to interact with other avatars. One of the options is ride. It means someone can physically take and move your avatar. Its off by default most of the time because otherwise some clever bastards can basically kidnap you.


    You can virtually kidnap someone?


    Again with the tentacle shrug. Sorta. There was a whole thing where scripted NPCs would grab yers off the street and stick them in ad mazes. It was pretty annoying. Also, there were a bunch of scams, but that hasnt changed.


    I reached up to scratch at my nose, then reconsidered when I took in myck of hands. Right, sounds fucky. Let me find my menu.


    A nce around showed me ack of prompts or buttons or even a hub. I probably should have noticed that earlier. Id grown up with some sort of screen over my vision nearly my entire life, though since Id gone Samurai my hub had gotten a bit less obvious and yet a lot moreplicated.


    <em>I can bring it up for you, if you want. Or I could just control things for you. You wont have to worry about scams or viruses either way.</em>


    Can I see it anyway? I asked.


    Myalis obliged and a momentter a pretty standard menu appeared before me. It had tabs for the usual things. Graphics, interface, audio and so on. The difference to any other menu Id ever seen was the number of options avable. Some of them were garbled messes of acronyms, others had nested sections that went four or five options deep. The scroll bar on the side (which looked like a cats paw, because Myalis) was so small it was almost impossible to see.


    Okay, so maybe not, I admitted. ying around in the Mesh seemed far tooplicated. Set Ride on.


    <em>Its on.</em>


    You cant believe how jealous I am, Daniel said. They have these little personal AIs that will do voicemands like that, but they cost an arm and a leg. Or you need to sign up for these really shit payment ns.


    Right, I said. Float a bit lower, I need to get on you.


    Daniel dipped down a bit, his... head parting closer to the ground.


    I bunched my legs under me, then jumped majestically about half a foot off the ground before flopping onto my stomach.


    <em>Could you do that again? It was amusing.</em>


    I got back onto all fours, then bounced on the spot a few times. Okay, I can do that, but why cant I jump? Im a damned cat.


    <em>You can, actually. Youre just really bad at controlling yourself.</em>


    Daniel was shaking, and I suspected the bastard wasughing at me. My second attempt at jumping was far better. I made it to Daniels head before finding no purchase on his metal skin and falling backwards andnding on my ass.


    He was outrightughing aloud by the time I tried a third time and made it on top of him. Stopughing and tell me how to hang on, I said.


    Just hang on as best you can, Daniel said.


    <em>Your feet can stick to things. Physics dont matter entirely in a digital world.</em>


    I tried to raise an eyebrow at that, but all that happened was that the whisker-y things above one eye wiggled. Right, I said. A bit of fiddling with my feet did have them sticking to the top of Daniels body, so that was nice. That works. Okay Daniel, youre my valiant tentacle robot steed for the evening.


    I might have to tell Lucy that, he said. And please dont call me by my name. Its badiquette to use real names.


    You have a stupid name, dont you? I asked.


    Better than Stray Cat, he said.


    I shrugged. Alright, fair enough. What is it?


    404_Legs_Not_Found.


    I looked down at Daniel, then snorted. You idiot.


    He chuckled, tentacles wiggling for a moment. I thought it was clever. You know, apropos.


    Get moving, Legs. Weve wasted enough time here.


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