Chapter Fifty - Salad_Stray Cat Strut

Chapter Fifty - Sd

 Chapter Fifty - Sd

 Its not just fine dining that changed with the arrival of the Antithesis. The first incursions poprized the purchase of longsting non-perishables, for good reason, but that had little impact on the world-wide market for food.

 The biggest change appeared in 2023, during the central-Brazilian incursion. An incursion with few civilian dead, but one thatnded quite close to some of the countrysrgest agricultural areas.

 Nearly one-hundred million heads of cattle perished during, or shortly after, the incursion, and with fears about possible biological weapons around incursion zones, the world-wide market for beef took arge downturn.

 Shortly thereafter,rge food conglomerates switched to using synthetic meats in full, something that had only been experimented with before that.

 --Except from You Arent What You Eat, 2032

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 Lucy ate her sd while making these little noises that were--quite frankly--making me a bit jealous. Id never heard her sounding so... pleased before. Ever.

 Was I being outdone by a sd?

 This is so fucking good, she said, mouth still full. Hows your thing?

 I looked down at my te and at the seven circles spread out across it. Each one had a little piece of meat, with some sauce expertly drizzled on it, and a little side of vegetables or greens or... stuff. Id eaten one of them so far, a sort of b of pork that was so soft that it came apart as soon as my fork (which was in fact silver) touched it. The other six were all different, but for the most part each was pretty small. Its good so far, I said as I turned therge te a little bit.

 This isnt even the main course and Im loving it, Lucy said. It was a good idea toe here. Cat, you need to find out if this ce would sponsor you so that we can eat this every day.

 I snorted. I dont know, it sounds like a bit of work. Wont the fun wear off?

 Sex is a lot of work, but its never worn off, I cant see how this is any different, Lucy said.

 Should I be worried? I asked. You and that sd...

 Lucy nodded. You should be. If this sd had an ass as nice as yours... well, sometimes a girl has to make difficult choices in life.

 I was being outdone by a sd. That was effeminating.

 I jabbed at some sort of brown meat. There was no way to know what it was, but it was juicy and soft and tasted stupidly good. Mmm, I started to say before I swiped the back of my hand across my mouth. So, you think I should do the sponsor thing?

 Lucy tilted her head as she considered it. I guess? Isnt that what samurai do?

 I mean, some of them have to be sponsor-less, I said.

 She shrugged. I guess. Just figured thats the way youd go. Its basically free money, right?

 Yeah. Dont know who Id ept as a sponsor though. I wouldnt just p on anyones logo.

 Can you imagine doing amercial for like, Pear headphones, and then the week after you learn that theyre using childbour again, Lucy said. Oh, whichpany was it that had concentration camps with like, minorities working in factories?

 Theres like, six, I said.

 Urgh, Lucy said. Right, so you dont want to work for one of those. Probably get Myalis to look into whatever corp you end up working with.

 I grimaced. I dont know. I dont want my face on a cereal box. Or like, someones underwear or something. Its too cringey.

 Lucy giggled. I love you Cat, but I wouldnt wear you-themed panties, no matter how much you paid me.

 I know, I said. Maybe like... uh, I hate myself for thinking this.

 Ohh, Lucy cooed. She leaned forwards. Tell me, tell me!

 I rubbed at my brow. I could be sponsored by one of thosepanies that do animal products.

 It took a moment for Lucy to catch on. Oh, like a cat foodpany?

 Not cat food! Shit, thats worse than having your face on cereal.

 Lucy grinned. Give your kitty some Cat, the best tasting pussy food around.

 I flung a napkin at her and sheughed. Youre awful, I said. That wasnt even a double-entendre. It was like... a single-entendre.

 Its the sd. Lucy took another bite. Its making me feel things Ive never felt before.

 Iughed and picked up a knife to cut into some sort of fish-looking thing. "Do fish count as a meat?

 If nts can count as meat, why not? Lucy asked. She finished a bit before me, then stole a few veggies from my te until I finished. The moment I was done, the waiter returned and took our tes away and brought us fresh water.

 Then he returned with dessert.

 Ohh, Lucy said as she looked down upon a thick wedge of cake that wouldnt be surviving the next few minutes.

 Iughed and picked away at my own dessert, some pie that sounded fancy and that tasted pretty good. So, uh, I hesitated a bit. What could we talk about? I didnt want to go into anything heavy, not if it meant ruining the moment. Did you ever want to try like, new hobbies or something? I asked.

 New hobbies? Like what, knitting?

 No, no, like... I dont know. What do rich people do for fun? I asked.

 Golf? Lucy asked. Eat really good sds? Hire whores? Mock the poor and downtrodden?

 Iughed. Okay, so not that. I dont know, but right now we dont need to focus so much on... you know, surviving. We can do other things for fun.

 I do want to buy a tennis outfit, Lucy said.

 You want to try tennis? I asked. That didnt sound very Lucy-like.

 Hey, Ive got bouncy legs now. Also, you get to wear those really short skirts. Her eyebrows wiggled at me. And then you get all sweaty.

 I swallowed a bite of my pie. Yeah, uh, Im sure we can find something. I think I might get into shooting.

 Shooting? Like trying to hit things with bullets? Lucy asked. Dont you already do that? You know, Samurai and all?

 Yeah, my aim is... bad. Awful bad. Myalis keeps mocking me about it. But so far Ive been pretty much pulling the trigger and hoping for the best most of the time. Id like to actually learn how to aim.

 Wow, Lucy said. Thats terrifying. She smiled. Youre so ipetent.

 Hey! I said.

 We finished our desserts, then slumped back. The meals hadnt been too big, but they were enough that I was feeling full. Lucy kicked her feet up under the table and managed to only-just ce them on myp.

 I felt like I could almost fall asleep. There was a faint bit of music ying in the background, nothing too exciting, but a nice lilting song on some string instrument that was apanied by the clink of ss and utensils. I twitched my new ears and fiddled with their controls. Soon, that music was apanied by the steady drumbeat of Lucys heart.

 Do thedies require anything? the waiter asked.

 I jumped a bit, having entirely failed to notice him. Oh? Uh, no, Im good, I said.

 Lucy pulled her feet back and sat up straighter. Me too, she said. We should probably head out soon.

 I reluctantly agreed.

 The waiter nodded. In that case, here is the cheque. He ced a piece of paper on the table, then bowed and left.

 I pulled it over, and winced at the number. There was a barcode next to it, to scan and send the money over via electronic transfer.

 Bad? Lucy asked.

 Huh? Nah, just forgot that I could afford these kinds of things now. I got up while my augs worked out how to pay.

 Ill take care of it.

 I nodded and reminded myself to thank Myalister as I moved around the table and helped Lucy up. She leaned against me, arms hugging mine close.

 Lets go home.

 Home? I asked.

 To the kittens, she said. We need to pick something up for them.

 Yeah, I agreed.

 I made a note for Myalis to see, telling her to tip the waiter appropriately, then I walked side-by-side with Lucy, all the way out front where our taxi was just pulling up to the curb.

 Opening the backdoor, I waited for Lucy to get in, but instead she paused, turned around, and climbed to the tips of her toes to nt her lips against mine.

 She tasted like cake and sweetness and Lucy... and maybe that sd. Damn, it was a good sd.

 Think we can fuck in the car? she murmured.

 I felt myself flushing a bit, even as I tried to hold back a grin that was no doubt a bit goofy. Lets find out, I said.

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Chapter Fifty - Salad