Chapter Sixty-Five - Politics According to Cat_Stray Cat Strut

Chapter Sixty-Five - Politics ording to Cat

 Chapter Sixty-Five - Politics ording to Cat

 In 2022 a bill was brought up for consideration by members of the then-Republican and Democratic parties, in a bipartisan gesture. The bill would, in essence, restrict the ability of a samurai to participate in the open market. They would not be allowed to purchase or own stocks or shares in apany, they would not be allowed to own or operate their own business, and in theory, would need to be affiliated with apany in good-standing in order to file their taxes.

 In 2023 a samurai named Blitzo identally detonated a chemicalser weapon above Washington, D.C. The beams projected by this device, all of them with temperatures of several thousands of degrees, and no wider than a hair, were fired across the city at entirely random angles.

 Of the seventy-two casualties from this ident, seventy-two were politicians or lobbyists.

 By sheer, scientifically-proven coincidence, these were all lobbyists and politicians in favour of the bill.

 The bill did not pass.

 Blitzo was charged, tried and acquitted of all charges. His defence, that the bomb was set off identally by a faulty fuse, and that thesers could have gone in literally any direction, was impossible to disprove, regardless of how unlikely the results happened to be.

 Judge Van Maners, who presided over Blitzos trial, was quoted as saying, Fuck all of that.

 --Excerpt from Samurai and Politics, a Simple Guide, 2039

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 Ah, Lorenz began with all the grace of a new manager meeting his first Karen. We... you see... um.

 Um? I repeated.

 Cat, Gomorrah said. There was a bit of a warning tone to it. I think what Lorenz was trying to say there was that hes very, very sorry that he almost blew you up, and that he will make sure that the Family takes full responsibility for the damages caused here.

 I dont know if I can... I mean, yes. Yes, thats what I meant, Lorenz said in a hurry.

 I snorted, but... yeah, I was basically bullying the idiot at this point. An idiot with an orbital gun, but an idiot still. How many people are working with you, Lorenz?

 Were a team of forty, he said. For the NA-near-orbit zone.

 So, he wasnt some guy in a basement pressing on big red buttons for fun. The background in his image kind of hinted at him being somewhere important. Lots of books and little photos on a shelf behind him, as well as awards and some knick-knacks. Office shit, basically.

 And whos... Zeus?

 Thats the samurai that set up the orbital drop system, Lorenz said. Hes a member of the Family.

 Right, I said. So Zeus wasnt the one pulling the trigger? Tell him that he needs to give his toys to more responsible people.

 I... will pass that along?

 I wanted to rub at my forehead. Instead, I settled for starting to walk in circles around the arena parking lot. How long until the armyes in?

 Theyre waiting for the debris to clear. They should be there in under half an hour. Though, Im not the one in charge of that side of things.

 Then who is? Gomorrah asked.

 Lorenz swallowed. That would be the NA Coordination group?

 How big is the Family? I asked.

 Lorenz blinked. Its the biggest samurai-affiliated and run organization in North America?

 So a corp, but one run by samurai? Damnit, I muttered.

 Theyre not that bad, Gomorrah said, likely reading my mind. Lorenz, youve done an awful job of... a lot of things. Maybe you can redeem yourself by telling us about the mines?

 Yes, yes, I can do that. Im sending you the geological readings. The map might not be entirely urate, but it should be close. Its based on the tremors caused by our orbital impacts. Each impact is offset by a few seconds, and based on the vibrations across the region, we can extrapte... ah, nevermind. We have maps.

 Yeah, I said. And the Antithesis are in those caves?

 Mineshafts, Lorenz corrected. And its very likely. The hive was difficult to see from orbit. Stealth hives tend to create a lot of chaff that spreads quickly and makes scans difficult to run. Its also very easy to overlook the sort of static they create.

 Not here for a lesson, I said.

 Right, right. Um, yes. The hive was originally concentrated over a random part of the forest, but it then started spreading. That spreads speed slowed down considerably just as the hive reached a position above one shaft that happened to be rtively close to the surface.

 I stopped pacing. They slowed down because... well, they werent slowing down, they were just growing down instead of out?

 Thats what we suspect, yes.

 I chewed on my lips.

 Its a very small hive. The Family will be sending some of its best samurai to eradicate it tomorrow.

 Tomorrow? I asked.

 In the early morning, Lorenz confirmed.

 The incursion here was only two days old and it was already threatening ck Bear. Give it a dozen hours and it might be able to start producing more models that will be a threat, Gomorrah said. I dont doubt the family can get on top of it, but why not act sooner?

 Thats what the second set of impacts are for. To weaken the Antithesis position.

 And wreck the town even more, I said.

 So, we had a choice. Let the Family basically nuke the ce, thene in tomorrow to mop up. That option would mess the town up even more. Probably not too bad, actually. Anyone that was hurt was probably in cover already, and we have more time to warn people. The army would be here too.

 That reminded me, I had to call Cause yer, see if he was still alive.

 The second option was doing shit ourselves. Risky. And dumb.

 But the points...

 What are you thinking? Gomorrah asked.

 I wonder if Im ustrophobic or not, I said.

 You dont know?

 Ive been in a few tight, warm ces before, I said. Lucy and I both found that very enjoyable. But this is different.

 Gomorrah made a disgusted noise. Do you really have to turn everything into a sex joke?

 Yes?

 Right, well Im in favour of clearing it out ourselves, Gomorrah said.

 Really? I asked.

 Tight quarters, small sight-lines, mmable enemies. This is literally the perfect situation for my loadout, Gomorrah said. Might not get another like this for a while. I could use the points.

 I felt my good eyebrow raise. Going to get a second car?

 Im a one-car kind of woman, Gomorrah said. As God intended. No, I want some more defences around the church. I had some people snooping around already. Im not fond of that.

 You could buy one of the floors below my new ce. Turn it into a... church thing, or whatever. Hell, you can p a steeple on the roof. Lucy would hate it at first, but I think its phallic nature would win her over eventually. Plus shed get to see nuns. And tease them.

 You have such a one-track mind, Gomorrahined.

 Sorry, when I get fidgety, I exined. Anyway, where you go I go, I guess.

 Lorenz sighed. Thats great to hear.

 Id honestly forgotten he was even there.

 Were waiting until the army shows up, I said. Not going to leave all these people out here without anyone to defend them.

 Theres a whole battalioning in, Gomorrah said. Sounds like theyre taking this seriously.

 No PMCs, weird. My interactions with the government so far had been... sparse and traumatic. I hoped that the governments army wouldnt be simr. Good, I guess. Once they get here, Ill head over to you. We can figure things out from there.

 Thank you, both of you. The Family will certainly appreciate your assistance in this matter, Lorenz said.

 Kissing my ass wont un-blow-up me, I said.

 Gomorrah actually giggled for a half-second before cutting off with a cough. Yes, well, see you soon.

 See you soon, I said. And Lorenz, do call a girl before exploding her or things in her vicinity. Its just polite.

 R-right, Lorenz mumbled.

 The line went dead and I let out a long breath before stretching my back.

 An interesting conversation, and a great opportunity.

 To die in a hole, you mean.

 I would encourage you to save some points to use in case of that sort of emergency. Or, alternatively, spend them on something that would save you in case of a cave in.

 Like what, a teleportation machine? I asked.

 Yes. There are many ways of moving things from one point to another without crossing the space between the two points.

 I blinked. You can teleport stuff?

 The silence was very, very long.

 Catherine... how do you exin the items you purchase arriving before you?

 Oh, right. Obviously.

 I spent the long minutes waiting for the army to arrive feeling particrly stupid.

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Chapter Sixty-Five - Politics According to Cat