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Chapter Eighteen - Flush Prime

 In 2034, rich tycoon and owner of Theracore, Wace Everyman, discovered his London penthouse filled with a foot of untreated sewer water. It was an act of vandalism caused by some activists fighting against his new proposal that would tax employees based on the number of hours worked.

 As the news went around, the ultra-rich and top-percenters became worried that such an attack could be carried out against their own homes.

 Then, middle management officer J. Grimm proposed Flush Prime, a service whereupon the undesirables of the rich would be treated with the respect they deserved... for a small monthly fee.

 In 2047 it was discovered that Flush Prime never actually existed as anything more than a very expensive pipe dream.

 Excerpt from The Great Scams, 2052

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 Bob was actually pretty nice, I decided.

 Cmon, he said once it became clear we didnt have a clue what we were doing. The man turned and led us through one of the doors at the end of the room where an admin area wasid out. There were a few desks in neat cubicles and posters on the wall, mostly maps of the sewers or blueprints of some sewage nts, but there were a few nude women with spread legs and the sort of proportions that were only possible with extensive surgery, or in cartoons. ssy ce.

 The far end of the room had a few screens with the camera feeds overlooking what looked like a reallyplexmand centre.

 Right this way, Bob said. He opened a second door into a small office and plopped himself down behind a chair with a heavy thump. Close the door, please.

 I slid in before Gomorrah, then found a spot by the corner. I felt like the worlds most boring voyeur.

 Bob gestured to a grubby seat across from his desk. It was the only seat in the room not covered in papers or soda cans. Once everything was settled, he reached up and removed his helmet. Now, whats a samurai doing down here?

 You knew I was a samurai? Gomorrah asked.

 Kinda obvious, isnt it?

 And youre not... worried?

 Bob shrugged. Mightve lied on a few reports here and there. Taken a bribe or two in my day. But I never did nothing worth that sort of attention. Im responsible for making sure the three-odd billion tons of sewage getting pumped by here dont explode and get processed well enough. Its boring work, but the pays alright, and someones gotta do it.

 I... see. You dont mind the Sewer Dragons?

 Them? Course not. I run this nt, thats it. The Sewer Dragons take care of their home. Mighty thankful for it too. No one else will do what they do.

 And whats that? Gomorrah asked.

 Everything, Bob said. They know how every machine works, can tell somethings fucked by the noise or smell alone. Theyll dive in sludge to fix valves, and run down lines thatll kill a normal man from the smell alone just to kick at a clog.

 Huh, Gomorrah said.

 Bob nodded. Folk dont know it, but without the Dragons, this city would go to shit. So I dont mind them, nor does anyone else up top. You wouldnt imagine how much it would cost to rece them with "normal" folk. Billions, trillions, even.

 Bob gestured, and Gomorrah leaned back as she received a file. It was shared my way almost immediately.

 I opened it, curious (and trusting Myalis that it wasnt some virus-filled thing). The entire document was text. Thick, boring text, asionally broken up with a wonderful graph that was entirely iprehensible. What am I looking at? I asked.

 A cost-analysis breakdown, done in 2050 by the city of New Montreal, estimating the cost of hiring civilian contractors and additional city workers in order to operate the sewer systems. The final tally is in the order of several billion credits. A month.

 That... probably made some sense. No wonder the city was happy to keep the Sewer Dragons around.

 Interesting, Gomorrah said. Maybe you can assist me. Im looking for a group of people that were abducted by the Sewer Dragons. We suspect theyre in one of these locations.

 I imagined that Gomorrah sent Bob a copy of the map. The foreman nodded along. Alright. Most of em are good enough folk. Weird, but not all bad. Might have a few bad apples here taking people off the street. Its something theyve done before.

 Why? Gomorrah asked.

 Parts, because theyre horny, because they need more hands working on the shit they do. Who knows? Bob said.

 I grimaced. Not the nicest reasoning, there. And how little he cared wasnt pleasant either. Then again, most people wouldnt give two shits about some homeless.

 Do you know how we can reach that section? Gomorrah asked.

 Thats past the edge of SPT-44, Bob said. But I think I can show you a way over. Youll want to go down the east corridor a good ways, then youll see a sign on an embankmentbelled Ratways. Get in there, and head to... is that... yeah, youll want sludge line 537. The ce youre looking for, the nearest one, should be off of junction 6H dash 5K.

 Gomorrah nodded slowly. I have it mapped.

 Youll want to be careful down there. The sludge lines arent bad, but theyre not safe either. Shitskimmer idents happen, and you cant swim in sludge. Itll suck you right in, like quicksand. And the Ratways have some nasty folk in them, but usually theyll be pretty far from the more civilized parts of the sewer.

 Thank you, Gomorrah said.

 No problem. Anything, as long as it doesnt have me filling out more paperwork.

 Gomorrah stood up, then extended her hand to Bob.

 No, no, we dont shake down here, he said.

 I see? Well, in either case, thank you for the directions.

 Gomorrah headed to the door, and held it open for just a moment so that I could follow her out. I got a call almost as soon as we were back in the offices. He was distracting us. He sent a message to some server warning them that a samurai was down here.

 Oh, great, I said.

 Yeah, he looked like the sleazy sort, Roon said.

 Because he was fat and dirty? I asked.

 Huh? Nah, because he does paperwork stuff, she replied.

 A fair and just point. Think his directions are worth following? I asked.

 Theyre pretty straightforward, Gomorrah said. My map shed and updated, a yellow line cutting through it towards one of the shing buildings. I think its simr to what Atyacus projected as a route.

 Is there a way to get to those ced ovend? Like, without being in the sewers?

 Some locations can be reached from the exterior. The sewer system is mostly suspended beneath the structure holding the city in ce, andrge portions of it should be essible from the exterior. But some areas are buried inside of the hexte, and others are within the basements of the structures above.

 Right, I said. Thats how they kidnapped people; every building is linked to the sewers. Damn, if they try to run away, well never catch anyone.

 Gomorrah nodded as she stepped out into the main corridor again. The Sewer Dragons that had been around earlier were conspicuously missing.

 Well, fuck.

 No choice about it, Gomorrah said. Lets keep moving. It shouldnt be easy for them to hide as many people as theyve abducted.

 Its not like they can just flush them away, I grumbled.

 We were quiet after that, walking down the surprisingly loud corridor, Gomorrahs footfalls echoing ahead of us along with the rumble of the working venttion. The corridor straightened after the curve, though the floor wasnt level. It took me a few steps to realize there was a slight uphill tilt to it.

 Weird. And also annoying to walk on.

 The passage went on and on, with alcoves on the sides and ces where the walls would open up andrge pipes with QR-codedbels ran through.

 Thats the Ratways, Gomorrah said a little ways down. She gestured ahead to an alcove that was very obviously surrounded by a knee-high wall. There were spikes on the inside of the wall, each about half a foot long.

 What the hell is up with that? I asked.

 Im assuming it has to do with the rats, she said.

 Rats tall enough youd ce the spikes this high off the ground? I asked. No, dont answer. Ive seen some big rats before. But never any that required spike walls.

 Yeah, theyre real fucking big, Rac said. I saw one the size of a dog once. Like, a decent-sized dog. Some of them are covered in boils and, like, tumours and shit, because theyre not smart and theyll eat anything. You hear stories about packs of them pouring out of sewer grates and eating homeless people or people carrying food thats not sealed right.

 I was beginning to suspect Gomorrah and I were in for a fun morning.

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