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Chapter Thirty-Seven - Heading For Greener Pastures

 Chapter Thirty-Seven - Heading For Greener Pastures

 The standard 9AM to 5PM workday (with weekends off) proved entirely inefficient as travel time increased and working from home became standard across many industries. Now workers can look forward to daytime work hours that better reflect the needs of modern corporations, such as 8AM to 6PM shifts that asionally include one day off per week!

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 Your employees are going to kill themselves anyway; might as well make the best of it while theyre still work-capable!

 Excerpt from A New Standard for a Brighter Future!: How to Make the Best of Workce Suicides! a Business Outsider article, 2031

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 Im going to be real honest here, I said as I stared out across the crowd. As it turned out, the Sewer Dragons at the Oasis when wed showed up were just those that made it there in time to hear my speech. There was supposed to be something like twenty thousand of them, and I was starting to believe that number.

 Im listening, Gomorrah said. She was eyeing the crowd. The crowd that didnt stop growing. There had to be five hundred of them by then.

 I dont want to be here. I gestured to all of the people before usa sea of humanity, despite all of the modifications and prosthetics and the shit. Actually, the shit was pretty human too. I want to go home.

 We still have a lot of work ahead of us, Gomorrah said.

 I sighed. Yeah, I know. Justining.

 You have the right.

 I chuckled. I hope so. You know, Ive been a samurai for... has it been four days now? Its been pretty non-stop.

 Need a break?

 I pressed my hands into the small of my backit was a bit awkward with the armour therethen I pushed and stretched as best I could. I think I do, I said.

 Gomorrah shifted her shoulders. I could take care of the rest here.

 What are you even going to do with this many people? I asked. We promised to help them, and I intend to, but... theres a lot of them.

 We have the church, Franny piped in. She was still in the Fury with Rac. Things didnt seem dangerous, but still, I didnt exactly trust the people Id spent the morning shooting at and being shot by.

 The church? Gomorrah repeated. Theyd never ept this many. One or two, certainly.

 Theres room for this many. We have that entire shelter thing set up to take in refugees. It filled up after the incursion, but I think its nearly empty now. It was temporary housing.

 Gomorrah tilted her head. Bit creepy, with her mask and suit giving the impression she had a longer neck. That could work, she said. I think we have enough shuttle busses that it wont take too many trips.

 Theyll stink, I warned.

 We can set up a decontamination system, Gomorrah said.

 Huh, I replied. That wont exactly un-fuckerupify these people though.

 No, but its a better step than leaving them here.

 That was a fair point. Well, while you do that... urgh, what else do we need to do?

 Inform the city about the impending disaster.

 I considered it. Would a strongly worded email do?

 I very much doubt it, Gomorrah said.

 Fuck me. Okay, you stay here. Ill go... tell the mayor or whatever that he might be shitting in a bucket for the next couple of weeks.

 Gomorrah chuckled darkly. I kind of wish I was there for that. Its amusing to see peoples expressions as theye to grips with a new situation. Perhaps not a healthy sort of amusement, but still.

 Right, Ill call a cab. Rac, you want toe with?

 Fuck yeah! was the immediate response. Gomorrah nced my way, but I shrugged. The girl wouldnt be any safer at her church or whatever. All I was going to do was threaten some politicians.

 I moved over to the Fury and called up a cab, then leaned against the car to wait. It didnt seem as if anyone came down here all that often for pick-ups, but this wasnt the undercity where Rac lived. It wasnt safe, but it was an industrial area. I imagined most pick-ups around the area were just folk heading to and from work.

 Gomorrah fielded questions from some Sewer Dragons while I looked on. She had things well in hand. Her nun-ness making her perfectly intimidating to anyone with particrly dumb ideas. Or maybe it was the armour and methrower and the deployed cannons on the hood of her car.

 Our ride arrived half an hourter. A shitty little car with a sticker on the door for the cabpany. The guy behind the wheel looked like some college-aged dude who needed whatever cash he was making. A gig job, then?

 I opened the Furys door to let Rac out, and we both walked over to the cab. When I opened the passenger-side door, a few soft drink cups and some burger boxes fell to the ground. Didnt even make it dirtier. Hey, I said as I squeezed in.

 What the fuck, he said.

 It stinks better in here than out there, Rac said.

 The driver looked to me, then to Rac, then at the crowd of Sewer Dragons outside. The fuck is going on here?

 Nothing, I said. Just drive and everything will be fine.

 Uh, right, he said as he reached for the controls and pulled us up and away from the ground. The car listed to my side, my weight likely throwing it off a tad. Hepensated withoutint. So, where are we going?

 I set the address on the app, didnt I? I asked.

 Well, yeah, but thats all auto-pilot stuff. I dont actually know where its taking us.

 Were going to the city hall, I said. Going to go say hi to the mayor.

 Uh, okay, he said, he reached for the console and flicked on the AC. Sorry, but it, ah...

 Smells like we just ripped a fat one? Rac asked.

 Basically that, he admitted.

 I chuckled. I dont think the Sewer Dragons back there do showers all that often. For that matter, I dont think they leave their tunnels all that often either. Todays a special day.

 Alright, he said. We paused next to a road while his cars auto-pilot loaded, then he let go of the wheel and the car moved up, merging into traffic and tailgating arger van. We got to see a constant stream of ads from the rear of the truck, but I supposed the slipstream saved on power or whatever.

 I tugged my Trench Maker out and removed the magazine. Myalis, I said. Something with a bang. Some ammo for the w too.

 A box thumped into ce on the dash ahead of me and I started to reload. Myalis sent me a text, just the number 10,705. Was she napping or something?

 Oh, shit, the driver said.

 Not going to shoot you. Or steal from you or your awesome car, I said.

 No no, I mean... youre a, ah.

 Shes a samurai, Rac said, obviously relishing being the one to spill the beans.

 Our driver nodded and pulled out some wireless earbuds from a pocket. Im going to listen to some audiobooks and shut up now, he said.

 Clever guy, I said. I could respect someone who didnt stick their neck into trouble. I cocked my Trench Maker and shoved it away, then reloaded my w. My railguns still had eighty percent of their ammo, and my Icarus was in Gomorrahs car. Didnt think Id need a grenadeuncher to talk to some snobby politician sorts... then again.

 We moved out of the lower parts of the city and merged into morning traffic. It was approaching seven in the morning, which meant the roads were congested with idiots heading to work.

 Just fly under them, I said. I dont want this to take all day.

 Uh, thats... illegal?

 Yes, and? I asked. Myalis, can you tell any cops or whatever to leave us alone on the way over?

 That should be easy enough to do.

 The driver grinned as he flicked off his auto-pilot and darted under the thick columns of air traffic. Always wanted to do this. Fly past all the chumps with an eight-to-six.

 One of the perks of the job, I said. Then again, that job meant I was fighting monsters in the sewers all night, so eh.

 Yeah, yeah, he agreed. He was staring ahead, and we werent moving all that fast. I guessed he didnt have Gomorrahs confidence in his own driving, which was probably for the best, actually. I dont think his rust bucket could do what the Fury did with casual ease.

 We were in the older part of the city, where there were fewer skyscrapers. The buildings were all the fancy expensive sort thatw firms and banks used for their headquarters. City hall stood out against those. Old and made of big bricks, with pirs by the entrance.

 Drop us off at the front, I said.

 Thats not a parking spot. he said. There were, in fact,rge pirs to prevent cars from ramming into the front of the building. A smaller building next to city hall had the entrance to a parking garage in its front.

 Dont really care, I said. I want to get this over with.

 Alright then, he said.

 We shifted down and slid to a lurching stop. Thanks, bud, I said. I transferred the money we owed him, then a generous tip on top of that while opening the door.

 Rac scrambled out and stood next to me.

 Come on, Rac, lets do some politics!

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Chapter Thirty-Seven - Heading For Greener Pastures