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Chapter Six - Kitty Cat Pce

 Chapter Six - Kitty Cat Pce

 Theres value in memes, you know?

 Its a bitch to quantify it, but its there. Anything thats instantly recognizable by arge number of people has value. Maybe not value that can be instantly transformed into capital, but cultural and social value, and sometimes that can be worth a lot more than just money.

 --So Youre a Meme, Now What? Pamphlet, 2024

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 I hovered over the museum, some hundred metres over the top of it, my arms crossed so that my elbows were leaning against the handlebars of my bike. Below me, thest of the contractors were moving away,rge hovering dumpster trucks flying with all the skill and precision of whales while smaller hovercraft darted away.

 Renovating the museum would take people weeks.

 Destroying it had taken hours.

 The one was much easier than the other, and I bet if I was a more poetic sort of soul Id find something meaningful to say about that.

 Is everything ready? I asked.

 Its unlikely. While the contractors are professionals, they were in a hurry to execute your orders.

 Then well start with the construction drones, I said. Two of them should be enough, right?

 A single construction drone could, given materials and the infrastructure with which to recharge itself, rebuild this city from scratch. The issue is less the number of drones, and more the amount of time youre willing to give them to work. And to pre-empt your question, since the work is mostly done I suspect it would take one drone approximately an hour to check and finalise the work. It would take two less than half that time.

 Less than half the time? I asked.

 The work-time to workers ratio isnt linear.

 Alright, I said. I didnt quite get it, but I also didnt care enough to ask for a full-on exnation. Im going to need to unlock a new catalogue or two, wont I?

 In this case, it would actually be somewhat cheaper to just purchase one catalogue with a wider range, than two more specific catalogues. The three things youre looking for; construction drones, turret emcements, and specification-precise pre-built structures, are all avable in the Defensive Structures catalogue. The catalogue costs 400 points to purchase.

 Steep, I muttered. Alright, lets do it.

 New Purchase: Defensive Structures

 Points Reduced to: 10,094

 I winced. My next purchase would drop me below ten-thousand points. That sucked, but I could live with it. Alright, the drones next, I said as I shifted on my seat. It was a decentlyfortable seat. Some sort of gel padding, if I had to guess. And my armour was decentlyfortable too. Still didnt stop me from getting a bit sore from staying in the same position for so long.

 I would suggest two Mark II Motherlode Construction Drones. They are fully autonomous vehicles that carry a load of smaller drones with them that can be deployed to fulfil smaller tasks while the main drone takes care of heavier lifting and resource management.

 An alternate reality disy opened over my cybeic eye, and I took in a rotating image of the drone. It was an ugly, boxy thing, with a few thrusters on the sides for directional thrust and cut outs all over, likely hiding tools and the aforementioned mini-drones. Definitely one of those designs that was built purely for function over all else. How much are they? I asked.

 Three hundred points each.

 More than my bike, I said. They could do a whole lot more than just fly around though. It made sense. Are they the only option?

 No, there are thousands of varieties of construction drones, though the variety mostly exists to cover a wide range of environments and possibilities. You dont need drones capable of operating underwater, in high-pressure environments, inbat, or in empty vacuum. After narrowing down the list, the Mark II Motherlode Construction Drones seems like the most cost-effective option based on your stated goals. There are cheaper alternatives as well, but you would sacrifice points for build time or convenience. If you want to shop for things yourself, I can assist you there. A lot of Vanguard enjoy the experience of looking for their own equipment.

 I shook my head. Nah, no thanks. That kind of shopping isnt my forte. Anyway, Ive trusted you this far. Lets get those drones running.

 Technically, they fly.

 New Purchase: Mark II Motherlode Construction Drones

 Points Reduced to: 9,494

 The drones appeared out of thin air with no more than a soap-bubbles pop worth of noise. Two big boxy bricks that clung to the air as if set there by the hand of some clumsy god.

 The drones gently turned towards the museum, then their sides opened and a dozen smaller, more skeletal drones fell out of them and took off towards the building.

 Work will start immediately.

 Probably for the best, I said. The Motherlode drones dropped too, and I noticed a lot of eyes turning their way as they approached the museum. They were pretty attention grabbing forrge grey blocks.

 Next up should be yourrgest expense yet.

 Well want to keep a few hundred points for tomorrow. Just in case. Never know if I might need some very specific piece of equipment before all the fighting starts.

 We can work around that. We also need to purchase the blueprints to the turrets that you wanted.

 I nodded. Yeah, good point. Thosell cost a bit too, I bet.

 We can save some points by only purchasing a turret blueprint from an existing catalogue. sma-Casting Weaponry, Sunwatcher Technology, and Stealth Technologies all have turret models that might fit all the criteria youre looking for.

 That would be nice. Anyway, the building first. Did Lucy finish up the design?

 Shepleted two designs. One shebelled as Serious and Boring, the other as Fun, Iconic, and Trendy and Cat Should Pick This One.

 I rolled my eyes, but I couldnt help the smile that snuck up on me. That does sound like Lucys way of naming things. Lets start with the boring one first.

 This is the Serious and Boring design.

 My eyesight flickered over the museum, and then the building wasplete. The addition was slightly opaque, and I could see vehicles moving through it. So just a projection, but a damned realistic one.

 The top floor was now a sharp-edged box. The roof tapered in at the edges. There were addednding pads on the sides, as well as a few pirs that stuck out at an angle. Are those turret emcements? I asked.

 Indeed. They are there to give any turret ced within them a wide downwards firing arc.

 It looked pretty modern. Sleek and sharp. It contrasted a bit with the rest of the building, but not so much so that it looked wrong.

 I couldnt see much of Lucys touch in the design. Then I squinted and it was as if the outer walls melted away. The interior was spacious, with lots of rooms and a few corridors connecting everything together. Other than the bedrooms, most areas were open enough that there wouldnt be any ces to hide. Lots of upper-floor balconies and half-walls separating areas apart.

 It was much bigger than the museum was. Not so much in width and length but in height. There was a dip on one end around Longbows turret instation, but the rest was much taller. That would wreck his line of sight, I figured.

 Alright, I said. It looks perfectly eptable. And yeah, a bit boring. Whats the other one?

 The projection disappeared, and I found myself looking down at the torn open top floor of the museum again for just a moment before a new projection flickered into ce.

 I closed my eyes and sighed. Dammit Lucy.

 The building now looked like a giant cat.

 It wasnt a furry, cartoony sort of cat. More like a sphynx. It was a bit blocky, and the shape was strange, but there was no denying that the entire floor was cat-like. The front had a head looking out towards the edge of the city, with anding space between two paws.

 The worst thing was that it looked mostly functional. There were windows hidden along the sides where the walls jutted out as a series of angled panels that looked tough and also imitated fur a bit. The face had windows behind the eyes and what looked like study rooms once I looked past the walls, and the main body of the cat left plenty of room on the inside for living space. Not as much as the previous design, but still plenty.

 If anything, I liked the interior of this design more. It was a bit less impersonal.

 While the design is amusing, I want to note that I ensured that air cirction, living space arrangement, and defensive instations were optimised before it was finalised. I dont want topromise too much for aesthetics.

 It looks a bit... damnit. I wanted to say childish, but Lucy had been too clever by half for that. The building didnt look cartoonish at all. It could have been the top floor of a fancy casino, or maybe a themed hotel. Does it have room for defences? Like, offensive defences?

 Panels opened along the cats back, revealing hidden gun emcements that were left empty.

 Longbows gun emcement would have more room too, being right at the base of the cats neck. It would block one angle of attack, but not the rest.

 And the building would be iconic enough that people would know where to find me. Which wasnt a bad thing.

 How much is this thing?

 Seven thousand six-hundred points.

 I cant believe Im going to spend so much on a fucking meme.

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Chapter Six - Kitty Cat Palace