Chapter 34: Bitch VS Hell''s Inquisitor
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Hector was on his way out of Rome after making the General announce that they had surrendered. All the German army in Romeid down their weapons and surrendered as well. However, he still needed to take him to the major battlefield and announce the surrender there.
So he put the guy on a jeep and went about his way. Along with them was also the crippled Mussolini, crying in pain and cursing the German general. Hector didn''t even give him the magic saliva to get healed.
"You two are my prize possessions, of course, I won''t let you die," he assured them as he drove.
*BOOM*
But out of nowhere, andmine sted and threw the car a few feet in the air, making a few rolls before stopping. Hector had already jumped out, it was Mussolini and Albert Kesselring who got hurt. The German general was cursing as he came out of the wreckage, "Fuck you, we will die before we even fully surrender at this rate."
Hector rubbed his head in confusion as to which fucker put a mine in the middle of the road which was used by both the Allies and the Axis.
"Oye, Benito, are you still alive?" The German General checked his partner in this misery, he was lying lifeless but still breathing, so he left him alone on the ground and cleaned his uniform.
"How will we go now, Mr President?" Albert asked.
Hector looked around him, they were surrounded by trees, the perfect ce for an ambush. But, he was confused as nobody had ambushed him yet. "All right, whoever it was,e out, I won''t bite you."
There was silence around them, no sound of any gunfire or vehicle, just nature, air brushing past the trees. Hector didn''t care but the German was scared, so he hid behind the destroyed jeep.
"IT WAS A MISTAKE!" all of a sudden a hillbilly voice came and soon a man came out from behind the trees, his arms raised in the air.
"Brad Pitt?" Hector eximed.
Brad Pitt shook his head, "No, General, I am first Lieutenant Aldo Raine. I head a group called Basterds. You signed the order yourself."
~Wait, wasn''t this supposed to be just Marvel Universe? Why do they exist?~ he wondered and talked, "Where you from, son?"
"Maynardville, Tennessee" Bra... Aldo Raine replied in a thick ent.
Hector chuckled, "Haha, ent checks out. Well, I don''t remember signing any order for you. Must have been Truman. Where are your team members? Tell them toe out."
"And why did you put a damn mine in the middle of the road?" He inquired.
Aldo replied stiffly, after all, he was standing in front of his role model and the most American American to have ever been born in America, strong, wise and above all, a badass. "We heard the sound of the jeep and thought it was the Germans running away."
"Well, I do have a German. Say hello to Albert Kesselring, the highestmander of all German troops in Italy and that lump of crying meat is Mussolini." He introduced his prisoners.
Albert Kesselring cursed at that, "Fuck, these are those assholes carving swastikas on foreheads and cutting scalps."
Hector scolded him, "Shut up, Albert, or I''m sure many of these would like to have the scalp of a Nazi General."
"Anyway, son, what are your orders? Why are you in Italy?" He asked them.
As the Basterds went to mess with the crippled body and poked him just for fun. Aldo Raine started to tell Hector about his mission, "We''re on a mission to hunt and kill SS Colonel Hans Landa, he was responsible for hunting Jews in France."
"Hmm... you, do you know where Hans Landa is?" Hector asked the German General.
"I don''t know, he never came to Italy. He''s known to spread false information about himself to create a lot of false trails." the man answered.
Aldo Raine seemed annoyed, "We gotta go to France then."
"Well, how the hell am I to reach Monte Cassino now? They were supposed to dere their surrender there. If we don''t reach in time, a lot of good men will die." Hector said in a scolding tone. They should not have destroyed the jeep.
Aldo Raine felt responsible for what happened, "Don''t worry, General, we will go and bring a new jeep in no time."
~Dad,e fast,~
Hector''s body suddenly stiffened and his friendly face turned into one nobody would want to see. Anger and rage were clear on it, and one thing that was uneptable to him was anybody harming Moony. He was not a dog, he was his son, and he would do anything for his son.
"First Lieutenant Aldo Raine, you have a new mission. You are to keep these two morons alive and well while I take care of an emergency situation back in Rome. Understood?" He ordered.
Aldo Raine saluted like a good soldier, "Understood all right, sir."
*BOOM*
Hector kicked the ground with ultimate strength and his body flew like an eagle. The Basterds were left looking up dumbly and wondering if supersoldier serum was so amazing.
Hector lept straight towards Rome and then to the colosseum as Moony had told him before about it. His body had the strength of Hulk, it was among the topmost physical strength on the. So hended directly in the centre of the Colosseum with his fist held out, aiming at the ground.
He knew that there were multiple levels under the ground ording to history and that must be where Moony was. *BOOM*
He was proven right, he broke through the ground and went straight into whatever was under there. "MOONY!"
"Woof Woof!..."
Hearing the barks, he started punching the ground, even more, it was as if multiple bombs were being dropped from the sky, the loud sound echoed around the Colosseum and the shakes were felt even outside it.
He continued to punch until the ground had arge hole in it, finally revealing the concrete roof of whatever was under it. Without stopping, he stood up and kicked it down.
Cracks soon started to appear, followed by it breaking open and Hector falling straight underneath it. *BAM* He fell a few metres down before stopping, this made it clear how big the underground space was.
His gaze first fell on Moony, the poor boy was helplessly tied to a wall, along with his paws held in cuffs, bolted to the floor. He couldn''t even move. Then there was Logan, in an equally bad situation.
"Don''t worry, I''ll get you out," he assured them.
"Woof" ~Dad, I can''t even scratch my neck like this.~ Moonyined.
Hector chuckled and turned to the 7-foot tall being, he recognised him at first nce, who else could have ws like wolverine and look like this, "So you are Romulus?"
Romulus acted surprised, "I am delighted that you know me, human. But sad for you, your little serum enhanced body can not defeat my biologically superior strength."
*TING*
All of a sudden, Hector felt some sort of intrusion trying to enter his head. He had honestly no idea about the powers of Romulus, he just knew that the man was responsible for a lot of misery in Logan''s life.
"Bwahaha... you low-life. Do you think your psionic powers will work me, a higher dimensional being? Truly, your foolishness is limitless." Hector burst intoughter. He was an Omniverse level, Hell''s third inmand, like hell any mortal''s mental abilities would work on him.
"Are you challenging me? I have ruled over empires and destroyed them at the same time, what are you? An overly proud puppet of the country''s rich." Romulus spouted whatever he thought about Hector.
"Okay, I have changed my mind, you are not a low-life, you''re a bitch. Come here, bitch," Hector enraged this overly proud fool. It was clear from how he behaved that Romulus was a dumbass when ites to his pride.
Romulus was strong, but not strong enough, *BAM* Hector punched straight to his jaw, sending an uppercut. Romulus'' body flew in the air, so Hector jumped and dropkicked him down.
"Moony is my son, and you dared to hurt him?" He mmed on Romulus'' face, putting on a nice tattoo of the army boot.
Enraged, Romulus jumped up and stabbed his w at Hector. And this was when Hector found out that he was not invincible, not physically. "Argh... sonofa... it went through."
Romulus'' ws stabbed deep into Hector''s waist, they were long enough toe out from his back. It was he painful, something he felt after a long time.
Romulus lifted him with his ws, making the wounds deeper, "You should never underestimate your opponents, human. You fought bravely, but sadly, you could notprehend my strength."
Hector, hanging in the air,ughed, "Haha, now I get it, Adamantium, right? That''s why you could stab me. Nice, I always wanted to have this element. Thanks for the charity,"
"AH!" Romulus eximed in pain and confusion.
Hector quickly initiated his transformation into a giant 15-foot tall wolf and without wasting time he chewed off Romulus'' one arm. "I am the alpha, Romulus. You are just a tiny speck in the Omniverse, it is you who can notprehend me."
Romulus''s eyes contracted, face contorted, confusion apparent, he had never met another mutant like himself who could take the full wolf form. He noticed Hector was fully healed by now, while his own arm was on the ground, twitching. He had never seen another beast like this and truly felt suppressed psychologically at this very moment, just the mere presence of Hector was making the air heavy. "What are you?" he questioned.
*SLASH*
Hector, in his wolf form, shed his ws at the ancient humanoid beast, "You are lucky, Romulus, for I want you alive. But also unlucky, because I want you braindead. HAAA!..." He leapt toward him with jaws wide open, aiming to rip off his whole head.
[A/N: Any idea why Hector wants him braindead?]
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