Chapter 28: [Act 9] Easy Orc


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    <strong>[Act 9] Easy Orc</strong>


    [A certain god says the outsider is stupid for getting fooled.]


    Yeah. I know.


    [A certain god flinches]


    Even most of the vigers, who were clearly not fighters, were at least level 2.


    [Hero]


    I should have reached level 2 already, even with a curse.


    Id hunted down all those gnolls in the forest.


    The orcs were nothing tough at, either. The number of green pigs I lured in usingdies A and B was tremendous, enough for everyone except me to have leveled up.


    I really am stupid! Its obvious if you think about! I just wasted my time exterminating orcs.


    If Id known of it sooner, I would have done it in moderation!


    I wouldnt have gone that far to hunt orcs in an area with poor supplies.


    [A certain god is quizzical.]


    Was he expecting me to be angrier for getting fooled?


    What a rude god.


    Outsider god, stop making fun of me. Lets go pick out some picture books.


    [A certain god desperately prays.]


    For my dying soul?


    [A certain god says absolutely not.]


    Then what did you pray?


    [A certain god says its a secret.]


    Yeah, fine.


    They sure had a lot of secrets!


    The outsider god mustve been scheming to drill another big nail into a young outsiders heart.


    Damn my life


    Kang Hansoo $. % thank you. #$ ^$ #$%.


    Thank you. % # ^$. %#$ @# ^$%$ ^$.


    Was leveling up such a big deal?


    Ladies A and B finally calmed down and each said a word to me with a smile.


    Of course, I didnt understand them.


    Hey, trantor.


    They say they feel bad they got more help while trying to help you and that it will be hard for them to apany you further because while your hunting method is efficient, its too dangerous.


    Well, true.


    This may be a fantasy world where pigs call humans a pig, but it wasnt a game you could restart if you died.


    People in fantasy genres always acted like they took their lives for granted.


    Me? I was an exception.


    [Outsider]


    Thanks to that blessing, I only had a very faint fear of death.


    It wasnt that I was clueless. My first day surviving in a fantasy almost getting killed by carnivorous monsters(gnolls) and savages(fairies) still felt like yesterday.


    But getting my emotions reset in real-time and the thought that all I had to do was avoid instant death made mecent.


    I had to be more careful from then on


    You dont even have basic manners. Dont you know you have to respond right away when ady says thank you?


    Tell them its all good.


    Thats it?


    What about it?


    Dont tell me you still dont know thesedies names.


    I do know!


    Say them.


    You crude, suspicious demon! Dont test a good human!


    Theyredies Laysha and Julia.


    I said. I know.


    I realized something new thanks todies Laysha and Julia.


    There were no fantasy natives that hunted monsters for every meal to level up!


    They only had one life, after all.


    They were cautious with hunts that were even a little dangerous.


    [A certain god scolds you to not take your life for granted.]


    Hmph. Lets go buy picture books.


    Knowledge is power!


    To be strong, I had to perfect thenguage of the fantasy world since I couldnt level up.


    That way, it would be easy to gather information.


    I couldnt keep relying on the demon. He could backstab me any moment.


    Hey, you, are you talking to the demon god again? You keep talking to yourself with a dingy face.


    I told you it wasnt the demon god.


    This god was a little more fundamentally immature and evil.


    Dont you think?


    [A certain god says absolutely not.]


    [A certain god praises themselves to be the most incredible in the world.]


    Really incredible.


    I was starting to admire that stubbornness.


    * * *


    * * *


    Though Oh Hanwoo couldnt call himself a Hero anymore, that wasnt a big problem for him.


    [Special]


    If everyone was a Hero, wouldnt it be more special to not be one?


    A main character stronger than the Hero


    That wasnt a bad plot, Oh Hanwoo optimistically thought.


    <em>Clink!</em>


    He invested therge amount of money that was for his independence and not calling himself a Hero and bought ves.


    As a result, his pockets became quite thin, but he didnt regret it.


    Ehehe.


    Oh Hanwoo couldnt help but grin with contentment every time he looked at the pretty girls he had chosen at the ve market himself. He really did make the right choice.


    Sera.


    Yes.


    A girl with long blonde hair resembling luxurious gold silk stared at her master.


    Sera was the daughter of a fallen noble family, and she had volunteered to be a ve to pay off her familys debts.


    Kana.


    Yeah? Did you call for me?


    A tall, skinny girl with slightly curly silver hair was staring nkly at the sky and answered in surprise.


    Lusa.


    What is it?


    The charming girl with stubborn eyes and ardent red hair answered his calls with disdain.


    She wasnt a noble, but the daughter of quite a wealthy merchant. Shed be a ve after losing the race to be heir.


    Just checking if youre following well.


    Okay.


    Aha


    is that so?


    They were currently ve status, but growing up sheltered by respectable families, the girls skin looked different from the skin of amoner.


    There was an underlying elegance in every little move they made.


    And so, after hiding their status and getting dressed well, they caught attention everywhere they went.


    Beauties, ves, nobles, unfortunate souls, broken families


    I just knew


    The girls saved by the main character(me) would make excellentrades!


    Ahahaha.


    The girls nced at each other as if to say this time, its your turn.


    Kana, thinking her turn came much too quick, made herself smile. She asked her master,


    Master. Did something good happen?


    To that, Oh Hanwoo answered with a meaningful smile.


    Starting today, Im going hunting!


    Hunting?


    Yep. Hunting.


    It wasnt bad living like newlyweds as they were, but it would fall apart if they didnt have a source of ie.


    Mirrors, underwear, daily attire, fighting attire, makeup, daily necessities, swords, crossbows, shields, backpacks, household medicine, water bottles, field rations


    He didnt have a problem because his exrade Aria took care of it for him, but his ves didnt have any of it.


    And that wasnt the end of it!


    With the addition of the cheap pride of a man trying to look good in front of a pretty woman, he even showed the generosity ofvish spending.


    Master. It will be dangerous without the proper preparation.


    Its okay, just trust me. I didnt just do nothing all this time.


    re~!


    Oh Hanwoo formed quite a rather big me on his palm.


    [Magic]


    Princess Ethena may have given him the Magic Blessing, but besides that, hed learned everything from A to Z by himself.


    And yet it was quite significant.


    If the Mages knew of this, they would have been astonished by his talents, that he was a prodigy surpassing Princess Ethena


    Ah


    Get it now? Theres absolutely no need to worry.


    Okay.


    Ehehehe!


    .


    Oh Hanwoo appeared to be confident in front of thedies, but the state of his pockets was the exact opposite of that.


    Hed looked down on it for being a beginners territory for Heroes, but there was a clear difference between games and real life.


    If you look at the reasons one by one


    First of all, there was a Great Temple no different than the most excellent hospital in the world right in the middle of the city.


    Secondly, it was a critical location for traffic, as it was a hub connecting the Knight Kingdom and Magic Kingdom with a harbor to add to that.


    Third, it was the worlds safest residential area where the Saintess, also called humanitys greatest weapon, lived.


    Etcetera etcetera.


    There was no way living could be cheap in a city as perfect as that.


    It boasted a brutal living price as expensive as thend was.


    Mister Oh Hanwoo, please stop. This is a restricted area.


    What the


    Oh Hanwoo, whod led the ves to the forest to earn money, was stopped by the guards.


    He could pass by just fine before.


    The knight cut him off in a t voice.


    Only Heroes cane in here.


    Then so can I-oh!


    Please go somewhere else if youve understood.


    Damnit!


    A hunting ground monopoly!


    It infuriated him, but there was nothing Oh Hanwoo could do when he was no longer a Hero.


    He went outside his original ns and headed deeper into a dark, empty area.


    <em>Rustle.</em>


    #$? %#!


    Its a gnoll! Sera, Kana, Lusa. Focus on your guards and kill time!


    Okay.


    Yessir.


    Fine


    Gnolls were level 4, on average.


    On the other hand, there was one level 6, two level 5s, and 1 level 1.


    Levels werent everything, but they were set to win as long as they didnt freeze in fear or lower their guards.


    Oof!


    Urk!


    Urm..


    [ve]


    Despite being scared and not being able to run away because of their masters orders, the girls fought surprisingly well.


    They werent level 1, after all.


    It was evident they had quite some experience leveling up through killing.


    They werent civilians who didnt know how to fight at all.


    <em>Pow-!</em>


    #$?!


    The magic me Oh Hanwoo made hit the gnoll.


    Now! Attack!


    <em>Stab! Stab! Stab!</em>


    With their mastersmand, the girls stabbed the gnoll in unison without missing a beat.


    # #@


    <em>Flop.</em>


    Just like that, the gnoll copsed after letting in all the attacks.


    Alright! Now keep it up


    Wow! That was pretty neat. I was going to give you a hand if it got dangerous.


    <em>p p!</em>


    There was a boy approaching Oh Hanwoo tauntingly.


    It was his ssmate that had taught him various things at the ve market.


    Behind them was a muscr ve standing on guard.


    Oh Hanwoo scrunched his brows.


    If youre going to hunt, do it over there. I came here first.


    And if I dont want to?


    He was like that in school back on Earth as well.


    Hed always go around in groups and cut in line in the cafeteria and school store.


    But this was a fantasy world where there was magic and levels. And that bastard was alone, just like him.


    No, Oh Hanwoo was no longer alone.


    Sera, Kana, Lusa


    He had beautifulrades to share his mind and body with.


    And so the boy didnt get scared and loudly shouted.


    You piece of shit! Take it if you can!


    Yeah yeah, I was going to.


    [ve]


    [ve]


    The Heroes, who werent on good terms even back in their mothend, ordered their ves.


    And fought


    [A certain evil god looks over with excitement.]


    [A certain immature god of dice looks for their popcorn.]


    [A certain god]


    ***


    A normal approach wouldnt work for me to take down the evil goddess when I couldnt level up.


    A weapon that could cut gods!


    Wouldnt I need at least that much in order to cut the head off of the goddess who looked down


    on me from the heavens?


    So I asked for help.


    # #[emailprotected]# $ %#.


    ^$ # $. %#$ $.


    The twodies say they dont know. It looks like youve got some hot air in you from reading


    all those childrens picture books, but the nation already confiscated such incredible weapons.


    Is that so?


    There were a lot of relics that no one had been to in fantasy creations, but how cruel real life


    was!


    Land relics had been excavated thanks to state investments a while ago, and there was only a


    small chance if I looked at treasure inds in the owner-less ocean


    Oh! I was wrong. There are some left.


    Oh?! Really?


    Was there really a relic that hadnt been excavated yet?!


    The demon told me with a sneer.


    But its better to give up. There are only relics that haven''t been investigated yet for special


    reasons or because it was too dangerous.


    I can tell what youre thinking from your face, but leave me out of it. The entrances of those


    relics are guarded by the nations knights.


    How strong are the knights?


    I can assure you that theyre stronger than you. Its even said that national power is determined by the number of knights, not soldiers.


    Hm.


    Was it really impossible as a level 1?


    Knights were just empty tin cans with nothing but glory and bluffing in the fantasy creations I


    knew of.


    It was extremely disappointing.


    This is depressing.


    I went out to the vast meadow alone to soothe this mncholiness.


    [A certain god tells you to cheer up.]


    [A certain god twirls in their ce.]


    [A certain god shakes their buttocks side to side and dances.]


    Theyre ecstatic that Im upset, arent they!


    <em>Woosh~</em>


    Still, I felt better feeling the cool night air on my face in an open area


    Skinny male pig! Hand over everything you got!


    Green pig. Im feeling really depressed right now, alright? Dont pick a fight. Move along.


    A pig speaking orc tongue?! Am I dreaming?!


    Just go.


    Smart male pig! Dont look down on orcs just because youre a little fluent. Hand over


    everything you g-kirk?!


    You really dont listen, do you!


    I hurled down punches on the head of the fantasy pig that picked a fight with a peace-loving


    Earthling.


    Oiiink?!


    Do you know how I feel? Fantasy world full of exciting adventures, my ass! Do you know how


    miserable I feel knowing it was all bait from the authors?


    A new dungeon has been found!


    Was just something to add content in fantasy genres. This ce was already done with


    excavations like on Earth.


    S-stop- oink?!


    Pow! Pow! Pow!


    I let out my anger- ahem! I threw punches of justice until the green pigs skin turned blue.


    How can there be no relics to excavate! What am I supposed to do in a fantasy world with no


    hopes and dreams!


    Th-there is!


    There cant b what?


    Relics! Theyre there, now stop hitting me, smart pig!


    Dont lie to me. Youre racking your brain to run off.


    You dont know the Orcs Secret! Dont bluff just because you know thenguage!


    That was a knockdown.


    The fact that there were no undiscovered relics was just the human and devils point of view.


    Urk! My handsome face kirk?! I I cant breathe.!


    My friend! Can you tell me more?


    I had to listen to the orcs, too.