My five colonists went about their usual routine that night, gathered around the bonfire, waiting for the food to cook. This time it was not meat or bananas that were pierced by twigs and stuck in the ground, but light brown mushrooms.


    Manu narrowed his eyes when he saw Seb and Leva sitting next to each other. The two friends of his colony kept moving in ce as if they didn''t feelfortable, and neither would they look at each other.


    "What happened to you two? Why are you so awkward?" Finally, Manu spoke up.


    Seb flinched, then spoke frantically. "Ah, it''s okay, really. We just.... Well, we...."


    "We almost had sex." Surprisingly, Leva said so. "But, I backed off, because you know.... Baby."


    "What''s wrong with the baby!?" Manuughs with his mouth wide open.


    "Well, apart from being difficult to take care of those little creatures with our circumstances, they''re also noisy." Leva sneered.


    "Ah, looks like it''s already cooked." Seb grabbed one of the mushrooms and ate it. His mouth immediately moved like someone singing a rap song. The mushroom was still smoking.


    "But I didn''t really think about that. I just wanted to have fun." Leva picked up the mushroom too and started blowing it.


    Hmmm... This mushroom is different from what I''m used to eating. It''s a little more savory.


    "Because you''re tired of ying hoopstone, so you want to have casual sex, right?" Manu chuckled. "Well, I''m tired of that game too."


    "And there''s no tyrant here forbidding sex outside of marriage. So I don''t have to be as secretive as I used to be." Leva''s gaze was fixed on Pif, who now seemed to continue to adjust to a sitting position. "What''s the matter with you, brat? Do you want to do it with me too?"


    Hell no.


    Pif just scratched his hair, with his face started to turn red. Leva giggled, shifted, and hugged the young man tightly.


    "Come on, you definitely want to do it with me, right!?" The woman took a big bite of her mushroom while still hugging the skinny young man, thenughed.


    "No, I don''t want that!" Pif snorted and tried to get away.


    "But, back then, you seemed willing when I asked you to do it!"


    "Let me go!" Pif tried to free himself more and more, but Leva hugged him tighter. "Back then you were just trying to make fun of me, weren''t you!? Now you''re making fun of me again, aren''t you!?"


    "Let go of him, Leva." Seb said while chewing his mushroom. "Poor him."


    "Guys!" Suddenly Kat stood with her head lowered.


    Huh? This is very different from the Kat I know. Could she reveal something bombastic?


    All the members'' eyes were on the girl.


    "What''s the matter, Kat?" Leva raised an eyebrow.


    Kat took a deep breath. And what happened next was something that was beyond my expectations. Kat took off all her clothes so quickly that the others couldn''t stop her and just stared in confusion.


    And then, the girl threw her clothes into the bonfire.


    "Is there something wrong with your brain!?" Leva stood with bulging eyes. "What are you doing, Kat! You were the one whining for clothes!"


    This time, Kat''s face showed an expression. Her gaze sharpened, and her brow furrowed. She looked like she wanted to hit someone else. "Clothes are useless! Humans are born without clothes! It''s human nature to live without clothes! I don''t want to wear clothes!!! I want to be free!!!"


    After saying that, Kat did a belly dance. Her whole body swayed intensely like a professional dancer.


    What the fuck happened!? On another asion, I would love to see a dance like that! However, this is not the cult Kat! I do want Kat''s character to change, but not as drastically as this!


    Maybe because the incident was so absurd, the other colonists were frozen, still confused about what to do.


    "Apparently, this is a poisonous mushroom that makes us hallucinate. The shape is indeed simr to the mushrooms we eat." Manu sighed. "Estaaaaaaaa!!!"


    Shit.


    Manu suddenly ran and climbed up a tree, then screamed while sobbing. "Estaaaaaa!!! I love you!!! My dick is only for you, even though I once used it for that woman!!! Yours is more fun!!!"


    I meant to ask Seb to help my two colonistse back to their senses, but he wasn''t any better either. The blonde-haired man stood with his feet together. He raised his hands with his elbows at a 90-degree angle and his eyes bulging to the max.


    "I am a cactus. Don''te near me. There are many thorns on my body." Seb babbled in a robotic tone.


    "Guys, get back to your senses!" Pif squeezed her head with a panicked face.


    "Ssssshhhh."


    The young man turned his head to the side with an unbelievably stiff movement, immediately finding Leva slithering on the ground like a snake.


    "Sssssshhhh." Leva hissed and kept sticking out her tongue.


    "Why!? Why did you be a twig, Esta!!?? We can''t have sex if you are a twig! Do I have to punch a hole in you!?"


    "I''m a green, chubby cactus."


    "Sssshhhh.... Sssss...."


    "Guyssss!!!" Pif looked even more panicked.


    I tried to order them to end this madness but to no avail.


    It seems I can only rely on Pif to sort this out. But, what order should I give him?


    "Aah, so cute...."


    Shivering, Pif looked to the other side. He choked hard when he found Kat with her stark naked body in full glory. The girl was biting her finger, her face was red, and her eyes were slightly zed.


    "Come to big sis, cutie...." Kat sighed in a passionate tone, starting to go to Pif.


    Have you broken your eye, Kat? Pif is not cute at all! Stop it! I don''t want to see you behave like this!


    Pif was about to run, but the young man tripped over his own feet and fell down. Kat turned Pif over, then buried the skinny young man''s head into her massive boobs.


    "Ahhhnnn.... I want to feel you, my little brother." Kat started licking her lips.


    Please, don''t have sex with him, damn it!


    "You have to break free, Pif!" I shouted in the young man''s ear.


    But, Pif''s eyes actually rolled back instead, leaving only the white part. Then, blooding from both of his nostrils.


    Now''s not the time for nosebleeds, you stupid kid! This is not an anime! You have to stay up to unravel this madness!


    Unfortunately, no matter how many times I yell, Pif still doesn''t respond. He waspletely unconscious because of the tits attack!


    "Hey.... Don''t sleep yet, my little brother.." Now, Kat sounded like a drunk.