Chapter 300


    Day 73  Morning, The Capital


    The gates of the Capital are open, and numerous carriages lined up on the road, its been just a few days, but the Capital already feels nostalgic. However, it looks like the Capital doesnt share this sentiment? Although we properly joined the queue and are slowly moving along with it, But soldiers are rushing out in a crowd, thank goodness, a normal reaction, I wouldve been actually worried if this viinous looking carriage managed to pass through without getting stopped.


    A person from the Second Division swiftly appeared at the scene, and the very moment they saw Haruka-kun, who came out ofLuxurious and Gorgeous Carriage for Passionately Weing and Entertaining Lovely-type Sexy Female Knights DELUXE gave him a salute and promptly lead him inside the Capital. Our HIGHWAY STARone and two also were allowed to pass. Meanwhile, surrounding merchants are throwing weird fearful nces at the carriages. I think driving such a thing through the Capital should be a crime, but we were allowed to pass. I was hoping that if possible, theyll get confiscated, but we were allowed to pass.


    When we reached the slums and the orphanage there, the children rushed outside to meet us.


    Wee baaack.


    Overwhelmed by the crowd of children that sprinted to hug him, Haruka-kun ended up buried under a small mountain of children. A human pyramid? Nefertiri-san is nodding to herself, does it mean that she approves?


    Crawling out from the top of the human pyramid, Haruka-kun began shoutingI wont back down,promise, or regret!! Kind of~?[1] but was quickly swarmed and buried under the children again. He is the orphans favorite spot.


    The elven little sister also came out to wee us. Making a full recovery, she was nothing like her previous sickly and haggard self, and looked like a beautifuldy. Perhaps because she is an eld, her chest is slightly on the modest side, but it still seems quite average? Vice Pres A and C are looking dejected, staring at Erailia-sans chest. Looks like they lost even with air pads. Lets console themter.


    Wee back, both the orphanage and the souvenir store were doing well in your absence. The people of the Capital have been treating us very favorably. Nothing of note took ce.


    There also were people from the Second Division stationed at the front, and guards could be seen patrolling the slums here and there. They were making sure to keep the slums safe.


    Big sis, were you alright? You werent injured?


    We are totally alright~, the bad people also were brutally eradicated by the bad older brother~.


    Thats right, the scary people had an even scarier time, and are probably shaking even now, the cruel people went through a cruel experience, and probably had their minds broken?


    So peaceful. After all, those who tried murder others have all died, those who tried to plunder were robbed of everything, those who tried to suppress others through force were shut down through force. Thats why everyone he tried to save was saved. Pacifying conflict through violence, viciously annihting the wickedness, he butchered all of the evil with overwhelming atrocities.


    And bringing the children a happiness greater than they could even hope for, the Plunderer-san, who forcibly made everything peaceful through sheer violence and viiny, is now buried under a pile of happy children,


    Heavy, hot, cramped, and hard to breathe, why do you keep climbing on me? Or rather, why do you keep jumping on me! PATRIOT orphan girl System is a defense n of a trap card that should be used on suspicious people, not me, or rather, why is it always the orphans turn all the time with me constantly being attacked due to triggering trap cards when I havent made a turn yet? Or rather you are heavy, and Orangutan Girl is seriously heavy? Orangutan Girl drumming her chest on top of a mountain of orphans?


    Who the hell is Orangutan Girl?! Thats even worse than being called a tanuki or roon. Orangutan maiden sounds like a horror too, so please, no!


    The childrens happy faces, a bit teary eyed, but those are tears of relief.


    Everyone is clinging to Haruka-kun. He acts very annoyed, and tries to brush them off, constantlyining, but everyone likes him anyway. The children can instinctively tell that he is a good person Well, not exactly, but he is kind Putting aside that he is also kind of lewd. They understand that there is safety and happiness.


    They are probably the same as Nefertiri-san and others. He doesnt see them as miserable or lonely. He doesnt pity them, doesnt look at them withpassion, doesnt patronize, he just does as he pleases so he doesnt need any words of gratitude nor does he want to be thanked. Its not that he is not pushing his kindness on them, its more like a coercive bombardment of happiness, fully ignoring even the possibility of considering the orphans thoughts, they are sentenced topulsory happiness. He is simply a tyrant that absolutely wouldnt permit sorrow with a mission to see themugh from the very bottom of their hearts.


    Dragging along the children that refuse to let go of him, Haruka-kun walks forward. It looks like a small mountain of children is moving on its own, but he keeps dragging them along. He is going to spend the entire day today babysitting them. A destroyer ofnguage education and natural enemy of aesthetic sense, who carries tons of questionable educational influence, but they arent going to leave him alone for a while.


    You didnt get hurt?~


    Im not hurt, but I had the misfortune of witnessing a terrible disaster of middle-aged men tearing hairs from each other, so it was pretty hairy, and very middle-aged men? Kind of?


    Are we moving?


    Moving, or more like leaving the Capital, or more like dropping the Capital? Wait, didnt wee to take the Capital? Well, its just the yking, so its not like destroying it is a big


    We liberated the Capital, right? Why do you want to take it after liberating it? Usually liberationes after taking, so you dont have to take it after liberating!


    Looking at him now, a nursery school teacher begins to look like the perfect job for him, but if there was such a viinous teacher around, the parents would end up running away in tears with children in their arms.


    The souvenir store is out of stock on clothes, manju and sweets, selling out most of the merchandise, but even so the store is crowded. Its olddies, who mustvee to see the children, housewives, awaiting arrival of new clothes, and new floor forFrontiergoods, the poprity of which still havent decreased.


    The epic tale of how Omui-sama and the princess stopped dungeon stampedes became a theater y, and is now very popr at the Capital. Meriel-sama seems to be wildly popr too. Its insane that they managed to prepare a y in just one day! But our portrayal asbeautiful ck-haired warrior maidenswas embarrassing. Also, we werent fighting in such sexy outfits? But for some reason, the poster for the y has ck-haired maidens wearing bikini armor, wait, so its biki from bikini? [2]


    I wish they could stop with that. Haruka-kun is already working on bikini armor even without anyone nudging him like this. The info came from Angelica-san, so its for certain. After all, she is the very person who was trying it on. Naturally, the real battle apparently began after the armor was taken off, so wearing it didnt seem possible for her.


    But ording to what she told us, its effects were amazing. In return for intense mana consumption it creates an armor-like protective barrier, providing better defensive capabilities than a full te of the highest quality. But it rapidly drains mana, and due the excessive strength of the barrier all other clothing, aside from the bikini armor itself, gets destroyed by it. And currently, using it at its limit, will also destroy the armor itself. Alright, lets arrest him!


    No, its not like that, or rather it is, but its actually a bikini tournament of misunderstanding, the intention was to have it used like protective charms worn as underwear. I was working on a protective barrier for emergencies, but it turned out that unless its attached to the body the effect onlysts an instant, so I tried to fashion it into underwear-like armor, but the barrier turned out to be so strong that it destroys both clothes and protective equipment, a fortunate miscalction that lead to three rounds of friendly fire, in a highschool boy sort of way, but its a protective charm! Yeah, its protection doesnt cover quite a lot of things, or it actually doesnt cover, or rather pushes the limits, but this is a great push! Alright, putting that aside, it has wide range of possible applications, from being worn under in clothes as emergency protection to being worn under equipment as thest resort defensive option, but the area it can hide is extremely small, making for a very indecent marvelous piece of equipment that surely even enemies will end up being fascinated with. So I did nothing wrong, okay?


    It can indeed protect ones life in case of emergency, but it does nothing to protect our maidenhood! At best bikini, at worst stark naked, the item meant to protect our life is actually a threat to our girlhood.


    And since making parts smaller makes them harder, its impossible to make moveable parts with it, in the end making a bikini the only possible form. Well, he might have some sort of intentions of improving on that part, but there is no telling what exactly he is going to improve, but even so, it makes sense?


    What do we do if we get supplied with those?


    As we were helping around the store, taking turns to rest while eating, talking, and ying with the children, a kid tasked with notifications ran up to me, saying that Terrysel-san of the Second Division came to the store. Haruka-kun was calling her Messenger Girl, so he clearly has no intentions of memorizing her name, as usual.


    And so I head to the work room in the back to call the one-man state industry level ultra high-speed mass production machine It got even crazier than before. Its impossible to see manufacturing process even for me, who crossed over level 100 and possessesTrue Sight. Several types of clothing are being manufactured at the same time with various daily necessities, while manju are being produced at the other side of the room. Its no longer a manufacture, but an actual magic. Large amounts of goods pile up, suddenly appearing out of nowhere. Since we cant see production process it looks simply as finished products materializing out of nothing. It became even more amazing. Quality of clothes seems to have went up, and manju also feel tastier.


    Seeing that lovely sight I almost jumped in there without thinking, but then remembered that I came to call him, manju can wait forter.


    Haruka-kun, are you busy? There is Terrysel-sama The big shot from the Second Division came, saying he needs to talk, can you stop your hands for a moment?


    I mean, its not like Im using them right now, Evil Hands are doing all of the work. But why though? My hands can talk on their own, so I dont think it will be possible to have a conversation with them alone? Why did he evene to talk with my hands? So puzzling? Wait, maybe he wants to have a conversation in signnguage? But I dont actually know it? And we previously were talking just fine, why does he suddenly seek knowledge of signnguage from me? If he is recruiting for some sort of signnguage convention then could you please refuse him for me? No, wait, if there is a beautiful signnguage expert wholl lead me by hand through everything, then Im going! Rather, if you can chase out the middle-aged man and bring me that beautiful signnguage expert then I will dly lend my hand, leg, highschool boy, or whatever else, and happily engage in body-to-body conversation about any topic in the world!


    At this point it might be better if we just sealed that mouth of his and had him talk in signnguage instead, but Im sure he isnt going to make more sense even in signnguage. Good grief, he apparently cracked the true identity of that nonsensical ReportInformConsult, but it ended up disappearing without ever performing any of its ReportInformConsult functions. Ah, so it escaped!


    Well, even if it tried to Report to Haruka-kun, he probably wouldnt get it, he isnt likely to listen to attempts of Informing him, and if by some twisted turn of fate it ever tried to Consult with him Skill-san wouldve probably undergone self destruction. In way, ReportInformConsultwas a superb skill simply for the very reason of not attempting to do any of that.


    Im asking if you can stop working ande with me, who would talk to a hand?! What do you have that meaninglessly bbering, irresponsible mouth of yours for? Whats really puzzling is the inner workings of your mind and the meaning of its existence!


    I let my guard down, I ended up approaching conversation with him seriously. Speaking with him in long sentences is dangerous. One has to speak straight to the point, otherwise he will spin and stir and confuse everything, throwing things into chaos. Im sure the way Nefertiri-san does it is the correct one!


    Eerrh, a guest,e, manju too.


    Why are you talking like Dancing Girl!?


    Looks like it worked. It seems that stating only three main points is the most effective?


    Hurry, manju, manju it is.


    Thats just a demand for manju! Moreover, since you stated the important part twice the Second Divisions middle-aged man got erased from the picture! W-what a terrible pres girl!


    But freshly-made still warm manju in manju condition are manju and there are so many of them and manju and Slime-san keeps snatching manju by itself! Manju by manju of manju for manju? I want to eat them?So please, hurry? Manju.