Chapter 2: Origins of the Sacred Ancient Art


    Takeo looked around just incase hisnddy was watching him and quickly snatched the book up and ran to his room.


    mming the door behind him, he closed his blinds and flicked on his deskmp before he sat down and opened the book.


    "Holy shit!" Takeo murmured as his breathing picked up. "What a powerful technique... MY ASS!" He shouted in anger. "How is this supposed to help me kick that fatass''s fat ass?!"


    "Hmm? Something seems to be glowing on the next page." Takeo quickly flipped the page and began to read the golden text.


    "Useless disciple, this is a message left behind by your humble master to help answer some of your doubts. Amitabha."


    "Fuck you, old man," Takeo growled.


    "I will ignore that thatment, amitabha," the next line read.


    "You seem to doubt the power behind this sacred ancient art, so allow me to expel your doubts. I am able to tell by your troubled face that you are currently dealing with a problem in your life. A bully perhaps? amitabha."


    "Damn, has this old guy been stalking me?" Takeo fumed as he was tempted to rip the book up.


    "No, I haven''t been stalking you, amitabha." the next line read. "I know, because I was once in your situation. It was what caused me to create this technique. Now let me exin, and don''t interrupt me dumb, useless disciple."


    "What the fuck do you mean dumb?!" Takeo shouted. "And stop calling me useless!"


    "Back when I was 17, I had this bully who would constantly pick on me. He would throw chicken feed at me. He would hit me with sticks. He even stole my little doggy, and made my dog like him better than me. amitabha."


    "What kind of pitiful fucking backstory is this?!" Takeo was nearly at his breaking point.


    "Anyway, I created this secret sacred ancient art as a way to get back at him. Allow me to cleanse your mind, ugly, stupid, useless disciple, amitabha."


    The following golden words began to glow even bright on the page.


    "There is nothing more satisfying than having sex with the mother of your enemy, and making her a ve to your dick, desecrating all three of her holes, making her fall head over heels in love with you, then eventually fucking her in front of your enemy and making her leave your enemy to live with you. amitabha"


    Takeo was stunned as he processed the words. This guy was fucked up. Like SERIOUSLY fucked up! A technique to defeat your enemies by fucking their mothers?


    "Dumb ugly useless disciple, I know what you are thinking, amitabha. You are too quick to judge what is before your eyes; what you require is an open mind. You are a virgin. There is no bigger dream a young teenage virgin has, than to have sex with a beautiful middle aged woman."


    "This art is possibly one of the most powerful and practical ancient arts in the world! amitabha. just think: have a bad grade? fuck your teacher, and get an A+. Get sued? Fuck the judge, opposing attorney, or female members of the jury! amitabha"


    "Now listen. You are a lion, and a lion is a king. By practicing this sacred art, you will obtain the power of a king! And you will rule over your pride of busty middle aged women. amitabha." (A/N: Male lions will generally gather a harem of female lions called a Pride.)


    Takeo gulped as he thought it over. Originally, he had been opposed to the idea of having sex with his friends'' mothers, but was it really that bad? Is this what true enlightenment feels like?


    "As such," the words continued. "I have given you a powerful boon moments ago. Pull your penis out and look at it in the mirror. amitabha."


    ''Huh?!'' Takeo had to read that part twice.


    "Fear not, foolish and useless disciple. I have given you what all men dream of day and night, and what all women yearn for. amitabha. If I am correct, you penis should reach nearly 13 inches (33cm) when fully erect. Not only that, but your stamina will be unparalleled, as such so that no other man alive canpete with you."


    Takeo was shocked. He quickly pulled it out and looked in the mirror to find that it was double, no, triple the size it was before!


    "T-this is incredible!" Takeo gasped. The biggest reason he had remained a virgin for so long was the fact that he was insecure due to his penis size. "But, old master, why would you give me something as valuable as this?"


    "You''re probably wondering why I would just give this away to you," the next line of text read. "ss, it is truly unfortunate. I am old, my dumb, ugly disciple, and I am unable to get an erection. I was in desperate need of passing my legacy along. That was when I found you, amitabha."


    The more Takeo thought about it, the more excited he got. Forget getting revenge on his bully, even the beautifulndlord he had always been staring at in secret was obtainable now!


    "Okay, old man, I''ll do it!" Takeo said excitedly.


    The next line of text: "Unfortunately, I see that you are opposed to using this power and am in need of some kind of encouragement. As such, I shall tell you this. Your first mission as my dumb useless disciple is to have sex with yourndy. You have until midnight tonight topete this mission. If you fail, I wille back and castrate you, amitabha."


    "WHAT?!" Takeo shouted.