[ = Smut chapter ]
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Huff!
" Butler Mang Lao, we have gathered the materials, "
One of the servants reported.
" Th-This? What is this? " Patriarch''s wife said in anger seeing how the servant had brought cow dung.
" Ma-Master," Even Ling''r seemed doubtful that she was grabbing the hem of my robe.
" Madam, ording to Young master, these are necessary materials to cure Patriarch''s poison, "
" Necessary material? Which cure required Dung? What type of poison is it? " The wife of the patriarch roared at the butler.
" Shoosh! Please be Quiet Miss and let me handle the cure, " I said while making sure to not give her any face.
" Y-You? " instantly she became angry and clenched her hands.
As for me, I grabbed the materials.
Firstly, I opened his mouth with my fingers and put the garlic inside.
" Who is this guy, he dares talk back to me." meanwhile in the background, I could hear her whispering in Butler''s ear.
" Madam he is a young master of a mysterious family and he is stronger than the patriarch, " The Butler replied softly.
" St-stronger than Yang Huang? Are you sure? He looks younger than our son. "
" Sadly yes, this Young master is capable of destroying the entire Yang family so, it''s better not to offend him, "
Gasp!
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Putting the entire garlic in his mouth, I grabbed a few lemons and squeezed them.
All of the liquids were poured into his mouth followed by red chilly.
After that, I put the cow dung inside his mouth.
Of course, I didn''t touch the dung, I simply rotated the bag 180 and let the dung fall into his mouth.
Amn''t I simply too genius?
Thump! ( ssh )
The cow dung fell inside his open mouthpletely filling his mouth.
And with that, I closed his mouth.
" Th-this...how is this a cure? This guy is totally humiliating us, " Patriarch''s wife muttered in a low tone to Butler.
I could already tell she was angry, is she that worried about her hubby?
Damn, I feel like a viin thinking dirty about her.
Oh, wait! I am the Viin.
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Cough*
...
Wh-what?
What the heck is going on? Howe the patriarch coughed?
[ Ding! It seems your methods work pretty well. As you have mentioned, his body is slowly being cleansed ]
[ Ding! Don''t worry, because of the reversal flow of Qi and the slow cleansing process, he will be paralyzed due to the effect of garlic and lemon mixed with cow dung ]
Huh? I was bbergasted.
The random bullshit I said actually works? And he is paralyzed for a few hours?
HoHo! Isn''t this a golden opportunity?
Others can be easily fooled but how shall I deal with Ling''r?
I have my way of dealing with the patriarch''s wife but, it little immoral and I don''t want her to witness it.
Should I just make her pass out?
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As you can, The Patriarch is fine, The poison in his body will slowly be cleansed but it will take an hour or so, which is why, I will stand here, if you are doubtful about my cure, you can also stay and watch at your husband, I said rolling my eyes from servants to Patriarch''s wife.
Hearing my words she narrowed her eyes and looked at me, I could see her trying to conceal her anger.
Keke! It seems my provocation worked.
" Hmph! I will definitely stay here and look after my husband, let me witness how effective your method is, " She spoke clenching her jade hands.
"Reasonable! But, right now, the patriarch needs air to grasp his breath properly, so, only two to three people should stay here to look after him, "
" I alone am enough," she responded and turned her gaze towards the servants and butler, " You guys go and do other words, and where is Yang Khan, I haven''t seen him today, tell him to visit meter, I had rmended him to the powerful sect in the capital, "
The servants were also happy seeing how the patriarch suddenly came to life, increasing their trust in me.
So, all of them nodded and left.
" Summon me immediately if you need further materials, " Said that, Even Butler left the hall.
Meanwhile,
" How about transferring patriarch to his room so, he cany peacefully on his bed? It''s pretty ufortable on this Stone table,"
I don''t think my reason is questionable as it''s always better to put someone in afortable ce.
But for some reason, she stole a few nces at me before finally nodding her head, " Yes! I think that a reasonable thing to do, "
The next moment,
We carried Patriarch to his room andy him on the bed.
As soon as the first job was done,
Thak!
I gave a little chop to Ling''r to immediately put her to sleep.
"Wh-What''s the meaning of this? " Patriarch''s wife was immediately altered while she took out a dagger and pointed at me.
Swoosh!
Tanggg! ( Dagger falling to the floor sound effect )
With a swift moment, I rushed towards her and grabbed her by her hands, and fended off the Dagger.
" hoho! You are strong despite being a woman, " saying that, my hands moved towards her breast.
I have read, a mature women release more lust hormones and when they are sexually frustrated, they get easily aroused even by a simple touch.
And most importantly, a sexually frustrated woman doesn''t look for a caring man, they look for a dominant man that can dominate them in bed.
So, I am simply showing my dominant side to her.
Hufff!
As I slowly groped her breast through the clothes, I could hear her ragged breath.
" Leave me...t-this instance and I''ll forget this matter, otherwise you won''t receive a good fate, "
Ooh!
She is acting tough.
So, I grabbed her chin and looked her in the eye, " Listen here bitch, just surrender and no one will be harmed, "
Saying that I tore her clothes.
And sure enough, she didn''t scream, she just began to show her pitiful side while shedding tears.
Luckily, I can''t be fooled by her tears because I have read novels written by Cultured_Daoist69. Otherwise, I would have been called Beta.