Chapter 25: We Became Sex Friends (4)


    [Author: ChildhoodFriendAssault]=[Evelyn Marigold]


    [My childhood friend is a total f---ing crazy bastard]


    Today, I went to my childhood friend''s house and identally saw the bastard masturbating. F---, lol.


    He asked me to be sex friends because I seemed turned on. Isn''t this guy a real psycho?


    (892.151): So, what did you do?


    ChildhoodFriendAssault: What do you mean, what did I do? I just pped him and left. I still can''t believe it.


    (892.151): Lol, you even did a sleep assault.


    ChildhoodFriendAssault: Is that the same?


    (892.151): Right? Being sex friends is at least bold, but sleep assault is crossing the line.


    me Sandwich: ...But being sex friends might not be bad.


    ChildhoodFriendAssault: What the hell? It''s damn bad.


    me Sandwich: No, but you did sleep with your childhood friend, too.


    ChildhoodFriendAssault: Ah, f---. I''m not driven by lust, but that guy is all about lust!


    (892.151): True, they don''t know how scary sexual desire can be, lol. Even if you have desire, feelings will develop 100% eventually.


    me Sandwich: Really, once you firmly grab the tip, an opportunity will alwayse.


    ChildhoodFriendAssault: Really? But still, sex friends... if he gets a girlfriend... then... I...


    (892.151): A harem would actually be better.


    ChildhoodFriendAssault: What''s good about that, damn!!


    (892.151): Surprisingly, in pure love stories, childhood friends are often the losing heroines, but in harem stories, they have a high chance of being the main wife, ording to research.


    ChildhoodFriendAssault: Bullshit, who does such stupid research?


    (892.151): Pabes ... (Link) Surprisingly, this is Pabes'' ranking of main wives in harem heroines.


    ChildhoodFriendAssault: Really, Pabes always researches useless stuff.


    Evelyn bit her lip while reading thements.


    Sex friends


    Tears almost came out, but she felt a slight happiness, thinking Ian might see her that way. Was she crazy?


    Really its a sin to have fallen for him


    She should have marked her territory earlier somehow.


    All the trouble she went through to get a confession from Ian, and all she got was to be sex friends


    Thump!


    That bastard.


    Evelyn punched a doll resembling Ian and buried her face in the pillow.<hr>


    Im tired.


    I hadnt slept a wink since Evelyn pped me and left.


    Of course, I couldnt sleep.


    What should I do now?


    Actually, I was thankful it ended with just a p.


    Evelyn had looked genuinely happy just before I mentioned bing sex friends.


    But


    If we get married, the world will end!!!


    would anyone believe that?


    Now, not only with Estelle but also with Evelyn, my head was getting moreplicated thinking about making peace.


    Clink! Bang! Footsteps!


    Then, someone entered through the front door.


    Evelyn?


    Havent had lunch yet?


    Evelyn, her hands full of shopping bags, asked casually.


    Uh yeah


    Ill make it for you. Just wait.


    Adeptly tying her hair and putting on an apron, Evelyn began preparing the ingredients.


    Chop! Chop! Chop!


    The rhythmic chopping and her familiar hand movements as she cooked.


    Although Evelyn was ady from a family who wouldnt need to know cooking, she had started learning and cooking at our house some time ago.


    Of course, there were numerous trials and errors


    Eventually, my taste had adapted to Evelyns cooking.


    Here. Eat.


    Evelyn swiftly prepared lunch andid out the dishes on the table.


    Spicy fish stew, grilled eel, oyster grill, ck raspberry juice.


    It was always the same menu.


    Ill enjoy the meal.


    Hmm, home-cooked meals are the best, arent they?


    Familiar yet incredibly delicious.


    But


    .


    .


    .


    The silence was so ufortable it seemed to diminish the taste.


    What should I do?


    If I had prepared my mind with some online browsing beforeing, I might have something to say. Her appearance was still too sudden.


    Im done eating.


    Me too.


    Ultimately, we didnt speak a word until the meal was over.


    Hey, get out the toothbrush.


    Okay, here.


    We often visited each others homes, so we always had our toothbrushes ready.


    Brush brush


    Evelyn and I stood side by side in front of the mirror, brushing our teeth.


    This utterly normal activity now felt strangely burdensome.


    After finishing the meal and brushing our teeth, there was literally nothing left to do.


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    .


    .


    Sigh.


    It seemed Evelyn couldnt put it off any longer, sighing deeply.


    Lets do it.


    Do what?


    Wha-what do you mean, what!!Sesexfriends! Lets be sex friends!


    Evelyn, her face turning bright red, shouted.


    Are you serious?


    Of-of course, does this look like a joke?


    .


    Honestly, I was shocked.


    [Damn, should I just kill this guy and die myself?]


    [How should I react, huh? If it''s about being sex friends, then what?]


    [Sex friends? Is he really crazy? Damn, I should just go and stab him...]


    [It''s better to be sex friends than to lose him to someone else...]


    Evelyn had been indecisive until yesterday, judging from the posts she made in the gallery.


    Are you really okay with this?


    Ha, its okay. What its just sex friends, right? Yeah, Im human too I have sexual desires sometimes want to do it


    Evelyns voice grew quieter and quieter.


    By the end, it was barely audible.


    What did you say?


    Crack


    I, I also masturbate, you bastard.


    Ah


    I wondered if it was okay to call masturbating three times a day asionally, but I generously let it slide.


    But dont get it twisted. No matter how many times we have sex, our status as childhood friends will never change. Youre just a living dildo. And Im just a living fleshlight. Theres no emotion involved here. Got it?


    Got it


    ..


    Upon hearing the answer, Evelyns expression was aplex mix of relief and anger, difficult to decipher.


    Sigh Well, okay. Lets do it.


    Do what?


    Sesex what else what do sex friends do


    Now? Its daytime.


    So what? Got anything else to do?


    No.


    As my eyes drifted towards the bed, Evelyn seized my wrist.


    Were not doing it there.


    Then where?


    Follow me. Well do it at the Cream Pie Inn.<hr>


    [Cream Pie Inn]


    Though it bore the name of an inn, it was less a ce for lodging and more


    A destination where couples usually went for sex


    .


    .


    I stood in front of the counter, feeling like I was engaging in something illicit, as an elderlydy peered at me through a gap that was barelyrge enough.


    Ahem One room, please.


    Short stay? Overnight?


    Weekend short stay (6 hours): 60,000 Eris


    Weekend overnight: 100,000 Eris


    There was a considerable price difference between an overnight stay and short-term use.


    If we were only going to have sex, 6 hours should have been more than enough.


    Then, a short stay


    Overnight, please. The best room you have.


    230,000 Eris. Room 703.


    Click


    Before I could object, Evelyn had already withdrawn the money and handed it over.


    Overnight?


    Its your first time, right? Who knows how long youllst. We should take our time.


    Its not your first time?


    Ha, as if Id tell you


    Evelyn, who looked like she was about to boast, suddenly fell silent.


    Even if it wasnt true, she didnt want to nt the thought in Ians mind that she had been with another man.


    Youll see. I know everything, even if its my first time.


    Really? Thats impressive. I was nervous even the second time.


    .What?


    Even though its my second time here, Im nervous.


    .


    As Ian casually pressed the button for the magical elevator, Evelyn watched his back, her thoughts aplete nk.


    Second time? He was here for the second time?


    Why?


    Why was it his second time?


    Had hee here with someone else before?


    For what reason? To have sex?


    Was it really his second time?


    Really? His second time?


    Did she mishear that?


    He hey? Its your second time? You you misspoke about the first time, didnt you?


    No, its really the second time.


    Okay.


    Evelyn clenched her fist tightly at Ians nonchnt response.


    Well, well It could happen!


    Its not a big deal.


    Ian was an adult, and she might not be his first.


    Even though they were childhood friends, they hadnt been together 24/7.


    He might have had a rtionship without her knowing.


    It could happen


    Aside from being dense, Ian was a man with no ws in his appearance or personality.


    She had known for a long time that there were quite a few women after Ian.


    The.. the first experience its not a big deal, right?


    Even the expert virgin detector, SpecialGradeUnicorn, had lowered his standards because its too hard to find virgins these days. How important could a first experience be in todays world?


    Its just a sequence; all experiences were the same.


    And now that they were sex friends, she could just do it more with Ian from now on.


    Yeah, so far, we we were just childhood friends Yeah, yeahfrom now on we can slowly progress its okay, right?


    Thats what she thought, but


    Drip Drip


    Ah?.. Ah Whats this.. sob Suddenly sobbing


    The moment she opened the door to room 703, her emotions overflowed as tears streamed down her face.


    El Evelyn? Are you crying?


    Ah? Uh no not crying sob not crying


    She hated it.


    In fact, she hated it so much.


    Even though she tried to act like it was nothing, it just wasnt working.


    The thought of another woman taking Ians first time made her feel like her heart was being torn apart.


    Sob.. sob wailing sob Im a bad person! Why why did you go and have sex on your own!.. sob It it was my first time too wailing.. wailing.


    Ca calm down Evelyn.. stop crying..


    Sob sob Im not crying! Wailing Im not you you jerk sob


    The sex they had at his home that, she thought was their first time, was just an illusion.


    No wonder, Ian, that guy seemed too good for it to be his first time.


    Sob if I had known then, just at the hot spring I should have taken him sob


    It wasnt for nothing that she had resisted giving control to Ian.


    She felt wronged, angry, and foolish.


    As childhood friends, there had been so many chances, but to have Ians first experience taken away!


    Sob sob Answer me Who who did you do it with? Sob That that caf sister? Or or the girl you met at church? Sob Or is it Delphicia? Sob


    Why would Delphiciae up here? It was my first time. My first.


    Sob Dont lie!! You said it was your second time!! Sob You said it was your second time!!! Sob


    No, I meant it was my second timeing to this inn. I stayed in an inn temporarily before I got my own ce after bing independent.


    Thats nonsense Sob youre lying just tofort me because Im crying. Sob


    I thought you said you werent crying earlier


    Be be quiet!! Sob just answer me who who was it? Sob


    I swear on Goddess Elris, I meant it was my second timeing to this inn.


    Sob Then why would you confuse me like that! Speak clearly! You jerk wailing


    Perhaps it was relief, but despite feeling fortunate, she cried even harder.


    Im sorry. It was my mistake


    I hugged Evelyn tightly as she sobbed uncontrobly.


    I couldnt say it was her own mistake for misunderstanding my words.


    Evelyn and I fought, and I lost over 90% of the time, but I still retaliated.


    I said it on purpose, knowing she might misunderstand.


    Sob sniff you youre really it was really your first time, right?


    It was my first time I swore on it. Who would I have been with?


    I didnt expect such an extreme reaction.


    A long while passed before Evelyn stopped crying in my embrace.


    Haah sniff haah ah phew ah Im so angry really haah


    Im sorry


    Im so annoyed really


    Evelyn red at me as if my apology wasnt satisfying enough.


    But that look meant she was somewhat pacified.


    Swoosh


    I moved closer to Evelyn and interlocked our fingers, saying,


    Evelyn, should we just sleep tonight? Like before, holding hands. We can be sex friends another time


    Sh shut up.


    Evelyns eyes were swollen from crying.


    But still, she appeared even more beautiful


    Were definitely having sex today.


    Was it my eyes, or was it Evelyns beauty?