Chapter 65: The Blonde Childhood Friend Is Too Pretty (2)
Swoosh-!
Hey, how about this outfit?
Pretty.
Swoosh-!
Hmm Then, how about this one?
Thats also pretty.
Swoosh-!
Ta-da~! What about this?
Yeah, really pretty.
[Photo Shoot], [Photo Shoot], [Photo Shoot]...
Each time the curtain was drawn, I secretly took photos, admiring Evelyns one-woman fashion show.
Hey Ian, do you really want to die?
What? Why are you suddenly angry?
Of course, Im angry! Im changing outfits because of whom, and all your answers are pretty? Cant you give a proper response?
Was it because of me that you were changing?
Ha, who else? Who else would I be dressing up for, trying on all these clothes? Obviously, Ive only been wearing what you would like!!
Somehow, the clothes Evelyn chose were different from her usual style. It seemed that she had been picking out clothes to my taste.
But
Thats unfair.
I was not a blessed person, so how could I have known without her telling me?
No, I said theyre pretty because they all looked pretty. And how could I know you chose them because of me without you telling me
Hehe Ahem! No!! Do I have to say it for you to know? Its obvious its your taste! And even if its pretty, you should respond with which part is pretty, sincerely!!
So, I kept saying. Everything is pretty.
Hey! Are you going to keep being vague? Say it properly!! This is pretty for this reason! Thats nice for that reason!! There are such things!!
No, sigh Really, this is impossible
If only one part was pretty, I would praise that part. But if everything was pretty, was she asking me to describe every strand of Evelyns hair?
What? I, I just to you
Just looking at you, from head to toe, everything is lovely and even the air feels sweet. What exactly do you want me to say properly? Right now, I just cant find any part of you that isnt pretty. I always thought you were pretty, but after you dressed up like this today, in my eyes, youre the prettiest in the world. I cant express it any other way than saying youre pretty. Even if you hit my cheek right now, it would feel pretty. What do you want me to do when you keep saying Im being vague? Sigh Well, is there any less pretty part then?
The more I thought about it, the more unreasonable Evelyns demand felt, and I unwittingly sighed out of frustration.
Ah
And a littleter, regret came rushing in.
I must be crazy
I was supposed to have a fun date with Evelyn, but I ended up snapping at her
Instead of a fun date, I would probably spend all my time trying to appease the upset Evelyn.
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Evelyn?
Yes?!.Yes, yes Why? Why are you?
As expected, avoiding eye contact and keeping distance, Evelyn was using formal speech, clearly very upset.
Im sorry. It was my fault.
Huh?Whawhat?
Like you said, you were dressing up in clothes you thought Id like and I ended up getting annoyed without realizing. Im sorry.
Annoyed?That that was getting annoyed? ..Hic! Then if youre not annoyed what what kind of words?
From now on, Ill express it properly, as you said. Please, dont be angry, okay?
Huh?!No, no! Im not really angry! So, you dont have to its okay. Uhmm! Actually it might be not good if you do
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This seemed like a really big problem.
I, too, didnte on the date with Evelyn today unprepared.
I had thoroughly searched about women in the gallery.
[Author: (45.64)]
[The Collection of Female Language.txt][75]
The femalenguage written here is a must-know-or-die level, so just memorize it...
"No, I''m really not angry." = I''m very angry right now, damn it.
"~@@ is okay not to do." = If you don''t do ~@@, I''ll really be upset.
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(Additional reactions when a girlfriend is really angry.jpg)
If she suddenly starts using formalnguage when she normally doesnt, she''s 100% angry. You must appease her immediately.
If your girlfriend ends her sentences with ''...'', it openly means she''s upset. Don''t be clueless and miss it.
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(211.209) : Wow... really, this is so true.
(74.816) : Seriously, virgin losers, learn from this.
Reminiscence of Morak : Thank you. I learned from thisment and escaped being a virgin loser.
JustSayNiceThings : What BS Finished in a minute, you premature guy
The post received considerable praise and even made it to the concept post, so it had some credibility.
And most importantly
ChildhoodFriendAssault : Really Who stole my way of speaking? It''s exactly right?
Evelyn herself confirmed that the content of the concept post was urate.
So I must definitely appease her now!
Formal speech, ending sentences with, Im not angry, Its okay not to do
Evelyn was expressing her anger using no less than four pieces of femalenguage.
No, please let me do it. I think Ill feel ufortable if I dont.
No..!Dont do it!Its dangerous if you continue right now!
Sigh-!
I took a deep breath and blurted out the thoughts that came to mind without filtering.
The first ck dress you wore was pretty because it contrasted with your white, clean skin, felt noble, and the dark blue denim shirt made your eyes stand out more because its from the same blue family. Of course, your toned abdomen and the cutely exposed belly button in the crop top were naturally pretty too. Thebination of dolphin shorts and ck stockings made your already long legs look even longer.
Ah!Ugh!Ha!Gulp!..Keuh!
The see-through look that subtly revealed your lines was also artistically pretty. Honestly, when you pose with your fingers, it makes me want to Euph!!
Knowing it was inadequate, but doing my best to exin how and why each part of Evelyn was pretty, she suddenly covered my mouth with both hands.
Stop stop it!!..Haa!!HaaHaa!!..Okay, okay, I got it just stop
Mmmph?
Ssssh!You fool speaking so loudly everyone around is watching
Swoosh
Whispering as Evelyn said, I looked around to find that the people in the clothing store had all stopped moving and were looking in our direction.
Sigh.
I felt sorry for Evelyn, but I was a man with quick reflexes.
I didnt fall for such simple baits.
[Author: (45.64)]
[Posting Part 3 of the Female Language Proficiency Test, thanks to the hot response!][14]
What is the correct response when your girlfriend says, "Oppa, who''s prettier, me or the girl who just passed by?"
JustSayNiceThings : So easy. Of course, you are prettier.
(45.64) : Wrong~ If you say that, it doesn''t feel sincere.
JustSayNiceThings: "Honestly, she''s prettier... but to me, you are the prettiest."
(45.64): Are you a virgin? That''s the worst response, don''t ever say that.
JustSayNiceThings: Bullshit. What do you mean I''m wrong when I''m a girl? Then what''s the right answer, you bitch?
(45.64): Got triggered, so you are a virgin. The correct answer is...
Oh, is that so? I was so focused on you I didnt even notice anyone else.
I said this to Evelyn with a slight smile.
This was the correct answer to the test, but it was also true that I hadnt noticed because I was focused on her.
Grrrr..!!Re really stop it I I was wrong.
Wrong? What wrong? Its not wrong to be born pretty, right?
Hic!!Ah!Ah!Uh.!..Huuuu!!
Thump-!
Eventually, Evelyn squatted down on the spot, covering her head with her hands.
Evelyn?
.MumbleMumble
Surprised by Evelyns sudden action, I called her name, but instead of answering, she just mumbled in a small voice.
Ah..uh..!Crazy bastard!Ianyoucrazy bastard!Really!Shi!GrrUhuh!Reallytoomu..mu..Huuuu!!
When I listened closely, concentrating with my ear close, it was all curses about me.
Eh?Why?
I definitely acted ording to the gallery post
Growl!!..The fitting roomIll devour it.!Hoo!Hoo..!Hold back.lots of eyesfor noter.Growl!I cant stand it.Growl!!..Re.. reallyliving up to my nickname
Why was Evelyn so furious?
Thump-
Kyahh!? What, what, where!!
Evelyn was startled and screamed when I just touched her shoulder lightly.
No You suddenly sat down and started making weird noises. Are you okay?
Huuuu!!!Hoo.!!Hoo-hoo.!!!..Its, its okay! Just, just go outsidewait Ill Ill pay for the clothes and go.
Oh? I can just wait inside
Its, its okay!! Wait outside!!
I was almost pushed out of the store by Evelyn.
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It really seemed like I was in big trouble.
How angry must Evelyn be to fume like that?
Ding-!
A whileter, I nervously swallowed my saliva as Evelyn came out of the store.
What, what are you looking at! You bastard.
Evelyns ears were still red, but she seemed much calmer than before.
No Ah! Ill carry your bags. So, shall we go for dinner now? To Seventh Door?
[Things to do on todays date!]
Take sticker photos together.
Go shopping for clothes.
Eat dinner at Seventh Door.
Walk hand in hand at the night fountain.
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I tried to naturally continue the date course Evelyn had nned, but it was futile.
Thats all canceled.
What? Why?
If its canceled, its canceled.
Despite Evelyns eyes shing a warning not to argue further, I still asked with my face.
Okay then where do you want to go?
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Swoosh
Evelyn silently pointed somewhere with her chin.
Although it was hidden behind another building and not visible, I knew what was in that direction.
[Cream Pie Inn]
It was the ce where Evelyn and I had our first experience(?).
Already want to go there? Without even eating?
Hmph! If youre that hungry, we can just get takeout and eat inside!
Do you think well have time to eat in the inn?
I was definitely nning to enjoy the date with Evelyn, forgetting about revenge in theb, but that was only until before entering the inn.
Right now, I was purely admiring Evelyns beauty as a childhood friend, but once we entered the inn, our rtionship would change to sex partners.
Well be busy with other appetites to satisfy, right?
Honestly, I had no confidence in restraining myself today.
Eh!He-eh?You confident?
Stop bluffing Youve never won against me before.
Hmph!Today might really be different, you know? Ive also prepared something.
How many times have you said that And Ive prepared something too?
Ah!! Be quiet!! So, are we not going to the inn or what?
Squeeze-!
With her arms crossed, Evelyn pushed her chest forward and whispered in my ear.
You life-size dildo bastard.