Introduction: This one is too thin. This one is too fat. Ugh, what the hell! Why do my arms feel so heavy and bulgy? I can''t touch my damn back. Why do I feel something moving in my tailbone? Ouch, my fucking head, who is the idiot who installs a pointy thing on their own fucking head? Oh! Oh! This one is just right!**I wish to write... a lot. Unfortunately, I am not very good with words. Too bad... maybe next time. But! I want to try. So this right here is a trail. A practice, if I may. Therefore, all criticisms are more than welcome and all lessons I shall wear and shed into my work. Thank you....