Chapter 326: What be the Chorus? II


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    Disimer: The actual song is titled Scarface by Medikal. props to him as he delivered on the song.


    Y’all should try listening to it as you read, it’ll help with immersion and help you feel the emotions I felt while writing the chapter.


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    *You wanna y rough?*


    *Okay*


    *Say hello to my new friend*


    *Stubborn* *if e no be a-a-a-a town don’t like this beat*


    The beat had an intro that made Jason feel like Big Shaq probably nned to use this as a songter, but that didn’t stop him from getting on the beat as soon as the intro was over and the beat dropped.


    “Freeze. Ice,”


    “Jesus. Christ,”


    “Sneakers. Nice,”


    “Cheques. Nike,”


    “IG. Likes,”


    “Swag. Vibes,”


    “Saucy. Yikes,”


    “I’m too jollof for your rice,”At this point, Big Shaq was already feeling the vibe and he immediately jumped in, not caring whether Jason was done or not.


    “Dem bwoy dem deda”Big Shaq started and Jason immediately adlibbed,(Dedaa)


    “Boom bye-bye manhy?da” (shedaa)


    “How you wan put scar on my face”


    “Wey you no de grind like Tony Montana (tanaa)”


    “Too much fuse antenna,”


    “We de chop breakfast, lunch and dinner,”


    “Woy? blowman a mey?st killer,”


    “You no de see me me too I be John Cena,”


    “Enough of the chit chat (woah),”


    “Eat that pussy like a kit kat (swag),”Big Shaq kept up the flow for a while before he started saying a lot of gibberish, but the vibes had already taken over and no one cared anymore.


    Soon he came to the end of his verse and opened up the floor for Jason again,


    “What be the chorus?”


    “Grrr grrrr grrrrr grrrr pa (kpo kpo),”


    “Grrr grrrr grrrrr grrrr pa (kpo kpo kpo kpo),”


    “Grrr grrr paw paw (kpo kpo),”


    “Grrr grrr grrr grrr paw”


    At this point, even Jason and Adele had joined him in shouting the gibberish he was shouting, but funnily enough it went with the beat and once Big Shaq was done shouting his gibberish, Jason went back in ready to murder the beat,


    “Freeze. Ice,”


    “Jesus. Christ,”


    “Sneakers. Nice,”


    “Cheques. Nike,”


    “IG. Likes,”


    “Swag. Vibes,”


    “Saucy. Yikes,”


    “I’m too jollof for your rice,”he first sang the chorus to give himself some momentum before diving deep into himself and beginning to just pull out just about whatever rhymed.


    Anyway, it was a verse on a freestyle with Big Shaq so whether it made sense or not no longer mattered.


    “My brother de hustle ein brother,”


    “I no go fi bother,”Jason got a first line and a rhyme going and Big Shaq was right behind him with an adlib,


    (I no go fi bother my Nigga)


    “Another wah dee,”


    “So I’m counting my dor (I’m counting my dor),”


    “You say we be family (you say we be family),”


    “We go dey together (we go dey together),”


    “The mother that mothered my mother,”


    “I murdered your mother (swag),”After getting this far, Jason had no more lines but Big Shaq was ready to hop right in.


    “If you pass there we go pass here,”he started but soon was about to go into another bout of gibberish when Adele burst outughing and Jason followed after, with Big Shaq following after, none of them were able to hold in theirughter anymore.


    “What the hell was that man,” Jason couldn’t help asking as he tried to stopughing.


    “What was the ‘Grrr Paw paw’ you people were shouting?” Adele too asked, unable to hide herughter.


    “That was hard bro, funny sh*t, but it was hard,” Even Big Shaq was unable to stop himself fromughing.


    As theyughed, thements rushed in on Big Shaq’s phone,


    {What be the chorus? Grr grrrr grrrrr grrrr paw!} a user named Young_Creator posted and added tenughing emojis and it was almost guaranteed that he wasughing his a** off at the other end.


    {The mother that mother that murdered my mother, I murdered her mother? Is Jason admitting to some of his crimes?} Triko_Rexmented, but theughing emojis that followed hisment made it clear that it was a light-hearted joke.


    {Freestyle of the year fr fr} Plu_tomented, adding a generous amount ofughing emojis behind hisment.


    {They were saying absolute rubbish that didn’t tally and still went hard bruh} Grand Castormented, addingughing emojis behind hisment for good measure.


    {I thought blud said he couldn’t rap, so what the hell was that chorus?} MIR_Devnci said, also adding a couple ofughing emojis behind hisment.


    {Those two better jump in a studio and give us the full version} Another user named SlothfulMonkmented.


    Thements kept flying in while Jason, Adele, and Big Shaqughed off all theughter that had built up in them till their ribs ached.


    Theyughed so hard, that the viewers startedughing with them at one point because the scene was so funny to look at.


    It was probably a scenario like this one that made someonee up with the saying, “Laughter is infectious,” because every single viewer couldn’t resistughing as they watched Jason, Adele, Big Shaqugh their asses off.


    It took almost two minutes for them to finally get themselves under control and even then bursts ofughter escaped from them randomly whenever their mind went back to what they just done on a live stream that thousands of people were watching, however, they had enough self-control to go about with their day.


    After exchanging numbers with Big Shaq, Jason and Adele moved on to a more silent part of the garden while Adele did not let go of this chance to poke fun at Jason who had joined Big Shaq in shouting,


    “Grrr grrrr grrrrr grrrr pa (kpo kpo),”on the live stream.


    “What be the chorus?” Adele asked Jason, doing her best to hold in herughter.


    “Poke fun all you want, you joined us in singing it and there’s video proof of it,” Jason shot back, not willing to allow this low-level teaser to drag his honor through the dust.


    “I was just supporting my client like any agent would,” Adele tried to justify her actions but Jason scoffed and rolled his eyes at her.


    She was shouting it a lot more than him during the freestyle, but she wouldn’t admit it, however, he would make sure to find the video and keep it away to use to catch her off at the right moments.


    Her birthday wasing up in a couple of months and what was a birthday without some embarrassing moments.


    Embarrassing moments that Jason was going to make sure all of his followers on all social media tforms see.


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    This chapter and the previous one was written for fun and doesn’t really have much to do with the football part of the story…


    I may find a use for this scer, but it was just for fun, I hope you guys had fun reading it as well.