Introduction: John Badger was just a pizza delivery guy until one stormy night changed the face of the U.S. and his life. After being discovered by an angelic beauty, John is informed that his fate is not as mundane as he assumed it to be. Taught to use powers beyond his comprehension, he is now saddled with a task far beyond what he expected: saving the Earth from itself.  Story contains adult themes, profanity, and sexual content with multiple partners*Back from hiatus!!!! Please check out my patreon if you''re still enjoying John and Co''s adventures.*...