Introduction: Honestly, this is more of a repository for old stories and other such shenanigans. It''s all pretty bad, but I figured I might as well do something with it? A lot of these might just end up being old college essays or weird mathematical things... Some of it is semi-depressing, but meh... Note: Anything with the tag spontaneous writing has to be written in under 1 hr, which makes them more fun. (Sometimes I allow myself to edit after that 1 hr, but not usually)...