Chapter 640: 640


    No One Knows Better Than Me!


    The officials and aides in the Military Intelligence Office were stunned.


    Just like a Hollywood blockbuster, a huge monster that only existed in movies in the past attacked the M Nation aggressively, heading straight for California. If one was not careful, there would be heavy casualties and endless troubles. The citizens were in danger, the country was in danger, and the highest leader of this country was actually saying…


    – Great?


    Chief Commander Chuan Ah ‘Bao’s face was flushed red, and he was so excited that he could not express it in words. He turned a blind eye to the various expressions of the people in the room and fell into his own world.


    He wasughing maniacally.


    “Let that senile person in Pennsylvania eat sh * t! I’ll definitely win! We’re definitely going to win!”


    Ah Chuan muttered to himself,” This is great, this is great. The giant beasts have invaded the United States. An unprecedented enemy. The United States is in great danger. It’s now in a state of war!”


    ” And I am the wartime president!


    “I willmand the four armed services to defend the homnd security of the M Nation and protect the good people living here! I will be Franklin Dno Franklin!”<div>


    “But I’m different from him! I don’t have rabies!” He looked at the members of the Safety Committee and his aides, waved his arms, and shouted,” I can go up every morning! Every day!”


    The people in the Military Intelligence Office looked at each other.


    There was a sense of helplessness in his eyes.


    – He was starting again.


    Let him be happy first.


    – we can’t do anything until he stops.


    However, it wasn’t easy to calm the excitedmander down. After all, ording to Ma, the former Defense Minister who had been fired, Ah Chuan was like an 11-year-old brat. Hisprehension ability, behavior, and intelligence were iprehensible. Now, the brat had picked up his phone.


    “yes! yes! That’s it!”


    “I want to announce this good news to all Americans! I want the world to know that the M Nation will defeat a terrifying enemy under my leadership!”


    “Not only that, the entire battle will be broadcast live on Youtube! On Twitter! On Facebook! There’s even that damned Chinese software!”


    At this point, Ah Chuan, who was mixed with excitement and anger, waved his arms again. [Beep–] that senile! Lope, that old b * tch! The serial killer from [Beep-]! There was also the f * cking Ouroboros!


    Bannon, that stupid pig! Those b * tches from Hollywood! All the bastards who mock me, defame me, insult me, and tease me!”


    “I want them all to watch!”


    “How did I make the M Nation reappear!” Second! Wei! Big! Yes!”


    A Tweet was quickly edited.


    “I-will-defend-America!”


    I will defend America.


    As soon as this post was sent, it was seen byizens from all over the world, but this sentence was like ” China!!!” This kind of soulful cry was forwarded without hesitation by Redneck, who was a little brainless. It then attracted the crazy ridicule of all kinds of twisted Chuan Mi.


    “Alright, who is it this time? Mid? Yi? Eh? Chao?”<div>


    “It sounds like our Commander-in-Chief is going to crawl into the phone booth and rip off his clothes.”


    “So, does the corruption case at the border between the United States and Mexico have anything to do with you?”


    These malicious and sarcasticments were no longer able to enter the general leader’s face. He was full of himself, and his second Weibo post was ready.


    At this moment, the officials in the office finally came back to their senses.<div>


    The then Secretary of Defense of the United States of America, Ashiper, gave a look to the security consultant standing by the door. The other party immediately understood, opened the door a crack, and gestured outside.


    Immediately after, the chief of defense stood up and pressed themander’s phone.


    ” Sir, Mr. President, are you going to make this matter public?”


    “Yes, I am! The American people have the right to know!”


    “.. Mr. Commander!” The Secretary of Defense spoke faster.” Please proceed with caution. This is not a reasonable option. The current situation in the M Nation is not good. The public’s mood is no longer enough to bear such a major historical event. This is not in line with our n. At this stage, we cannot publicize these supernatural things, forces, and phenomena! We have to follow the n!”


    “n? Are you referring to your army approving the release of a few UFO videos like a pushover, then not exining anything and letting those conspiracy theories guess on their own?”


    With Ah Chuan’s mental state and personality, he would not listen to any objections.


    “The n is the n I made! He had to exin the situation to the people now! And tell them not to worry, because I will protect them! I will protect the M Nation!”


    “What if the war doesn’t go well?”the Defense Minister asked in a deep voice.


    “How the f * ck did it not go well?” Ah Chuan was stunned.


    Even though they had been trembling in fear since the 1960s and had embarrassed themselves for decades, they did not even dare to speak of war. However, in the 1990s, after the Gulf War and the death of the giant bear, the M Nation had eliminated all their psychological trauma. They even took victory for granted and did not think about what to do if they lost.


    “What the f * ck are you talking about?” The chief rolled his eyes.


    “..”<div>


    Calm down.


    “Don’t forget about the defeat of Comora and Biagon!” the Defense Minister said in a deep voice.


    Ah Chuan red at him.” You mean, this thing is the work of that Chinese boy?!”


    “..”


    At this moment, Ashipo thought of his predecessor, the former Minister of Defense, Ma.


    He had been dismissed for some inappropriate remark-he had evaluated the Grand Commander’s intelligence andprehension as that of a fifth or sixth-grade child.


    ” Of course not. But sir, the enemies we are facing are no longer the Middle Eastern countries that have no air supremacy, outdated equipment, and low industrial capabilities! It was an unprecedented life form that we had never understood before! This thing is definitely a supernatural creature!”


    He took a deep breath and exined to themander,” This means that we don’t know if the weapons we have now can take it down cleanly! Even if we have 99% confidence, we can’t ignore that 1%! What if! I mean, if our joint attack doesn’t kill the monster, but instead provokes it or lets it escape to the deep sea, or even rush to the country at an even faster speed, or even reach California, cross Long Beach, and wreak havoc in Los Angeles-what then?”


    “Countless property losses, as well as casualties…”The chief of defense looked straight at his superior.


    Ah Chuan was speechless.


    However, it was impossible for him to change his mind! Just like how he had reacted countless times after being rendered speechless by his aides, Ah Chuan shouted the words he had shouted many times.


    “I-don’t-fuxking-care!”


    – I don’t fucking care.<div>


    “The Californians never vote for me anyway!” They have always opposed me! Let that monster smash it! It would be best if I smashed all the way to Hollywood and killed all those fake celebrities who scolded me for pleasing my fans! I want to see how the monsters will save the world if they reallye!”


    The officers in the Military Intelligence Office covered their heads and pretended not to hear anything.


    ” What about the impact?” Only the pitiful Defense Chief was at the front line. If that monster really rushed ashore, how would we evacuate the people, how would we exin to the citizens, how…”


    Ah Chuan listened patiently and used the second famous saying.


    “I-don’t-know! I-just-do!”


    – I don’t know, just do it.


    Themander took back his phone and was about to send out the second Weibo message.


    – -Sending failed.


    He frowned and tapped on his phone.


    The chief of defense and the security consultant exchanged a tacit look.


    Speaking of which, outsiders would never believe that the most important job of the White House staff team was to deal with amander whockedmon sense and liked to mess around. This included, but was not limited to, secretly taking away or hiding the extremely ridiculous documents drafted by themander on a whim, or dying and diverting themander’s attention when he was about to make a decision that would endanger national security.


    In any case, with Ah Chuan’s memory and attention, he would forget about this matter soon.


    Now, they had one more task.<div>


    That was to stop Ah Chuan from posting inappropriate content when necessary.


    This great work also had a long history. As early as two years ago, some aides in the White House tried to set up a ” Twitter Committee ” to pre-examine every post that Ah Chuan posted. This kind of link seemed to have been seen somewhere before, but it did not seed. The evil tool of Twitter had long been a big problem for the aides, causing them sleepless nights and even making state officialsin endlessly.


    The former chief of staff was physically and mentally exhausted. He tried to stop or limit themander’s right to send tweets, but there was nothing he could do. No matter what, the private bedroom of the M Nation’s ruler could not be invaded. Chuan Bao could hide in his bedroom and send any tweets he wanted. The chief of staff, who was banging on the door in vain, could do nothing about it and could only be furious.


    Therefore, the chief of staff called Ah Chuan’s bedroom the ” Devil’s Studio,” and the time when Ah Chuan concentrated on tweeting, such as early morning and Sunday night, was described as ” Witch Moment.”


    This was because it was not the first time that Chuan had caused trouble with Twitter.


    The most ssic and terrifying one still left everyone with lingering fear.


    At that time, Ah Chuan sat in the Oval Office and looked at the various expenditure reports of the US military. He suddenly felt very unhappy. He found it very difficult to understand why the M Nation spent 3.5 billion US dors every year to maintain the garrison in Korea. Those soldiers even brought their entire families. It was extremely expensive.


    Therefore, he put forward his own opinion.


    He was also preparing to send another message on Twitter.


    –I want to withdraw the families of the American troops stationed in Korea back to China.


    Apart from Chuan Bao, anyone would understand the seriousness of this Tweet. The withdrawal of the families of the U.S. troops stationed in South Korea meant that the U.S. troops were about tounch a full-scale attack on North Korea.


    One could imagine that once this post was sent out, General Jin would immediately nt a sun in the south.


    Fortunately, there were officials from the pentagon in Chuan’s office. When they heard about this, they almost peed on the carpet. They tried their best to convince Chuan Bao toe down.


    Since then, restricting Twitter when necessary had be one of the irond rules of the aides.


    Just like now.


    Although they couldn’t snatch themander’s phone from him, they could cut off his inte connection.


    Ah Chuan didn’t post anything. He didn’t expect that the spies around him had tampered with it. After all, he was already in his seventies or eighties. Twitter was his only source of understanding of the world. His favorite thing to do was to watch television alone for a few hours. He didn’t see or talk to anyone. He was such a lonely boy.


    “What the f * ck is going on?” Chuan Bao frowned and pped his phone.


    The Minister of Defense took the opportunity to start persuading themander again. During this time, he had a brief conversation with his colleagues and came up with the best way to persuade themander.


    Because he was narcissistic, paranoid, prideful, boastful, liked to be in the limelight, and had a very strong self-esteem.


    He said,” Mr. President, ording to your n, we will send the four armed forces to jointly attack and even broadcast it worldwide. You want to use this to show the strength of the United States and your will. But if the attack is not satisfactory and even fails, what will happen?”


    The Minister of Defense used a tone that was simr to a threat to coax a child.


    ” The whole world will treat us as aughing stock. Our allies will look down on us in private. Our enemies willugh at us in public. Those who are hostile to the free world, those in Asia, Africa, and even Latin-America, will treat them as the best material to mock us…”


    ” Even at home,” he said in a low voice,” yourpetitors and rival parties will criticize yourck of leadership. Even your supporters will be disappointed and think that you can’t defend the United States well…”


    ” A new round of riots may happen. Those doomsday believers will spread riots everywhere. Even the confidence of the capitalists in the United States will decline. Money will withdraw from the United States, and the market will shake due to panic. Our stock market will have a big problem. Can you bear the consequences?”


    Ah Chuan was silent for a full 30 seconds.


    “Alright, alright. What do you think we should do?” He looked away and nodded.


    ” Destroy it!” The Defense Minister turned to look at the giant monster that was advancing.” Before the civilian satellites and civilian ships discover this thing, use nuclear weapons to destroy it!”


    At this moment, a member of the National Security Council who had been silent all this while spoke up.” The release of nuclear weapons in the waters near the United States will definitely be observed. How are we going to exin this to the public and the media? How could he exin this to the other countries? This is a nuclear explosion after all.”


    The chief of defense turned to look at him.” The U.S. Air Force Global Strike Command released the news first, saying that this is an ordinary testunch n. Theunch schedule is set three to five years in advance, and everyunch n has to be prepared half a year to a year in advance. It has nothing to do with anything happening in the world!”


    “So, what will happen?”


    ” What?” Another safetymittee member raised his pen and pointed at the sea monster.” Will the nuclear bomb directly blow it up or melt it?” I mean, we have to at least figure out where this thing came from and how it was produced. This requires dissection, testing, and research. Do we need a collection n and a rtivelyplete corpse?”


    The defense chief hesitated for a moment.


    ” I still want the whole world to see the power of the United States!”


    – Fuck.


    The Defense Minister looked at Chuan as if he had eaten sh * t.


    Ah Chuan was also looking at him, his eyes filled with displeasure and disapproval.


    He kicked out the former defense chief, Ma, and promoted him. But soon, Ah Chuan also saw the nature of this piece of sh * t. When Niko was rioting, he actually refused to send troops to suppress it, causing Ah Chuan to be a bunker boy. He was ridiculed by the entire Inte, and he actually dared to argue with him.


    Ignoring the kindness of knowing and receiving is really a cold shoulder.


    – Fire you after the election.


    “We can choose the best of both worlds.”


    The witty Donald also thought of a perfect solution. No one knew this better than him.


    “Double insurance.” He said,” This is a good opportunity to show the world the strength of the United States and unite the American people. Your military must have been having a hard time recently. The Army eSports team will be scolded by the entire Inte if they throw a white phosphorous bomb in the game. You guys are the same. This is an excellent opportunity to show a positive image. It’s more useful than filming ten Transformers movies. Other than that, we also need that guy’s specimen.”


    “So, double insurance.”


    Ah Chuan snapped his fingers.” The reporters who signed the confidentiality agreement will set off with the army and film the entire scene of the four armed forcesunching an attack. If the war goes smoothly, we will immediately switch to the live broadcast on the inte. We will let the world see the entire process of the powerful American army defeating this alien, the underground creature, the mutated radiation creature, and whatever it is under my wisemand!”


    ” If something really goes wrong, we won’t broadcast it live. We’ll use nuclear bombs.”


    He looked at everyone in the office. There was no discussion in his tone, only an order.


    “Let’s do it this way!”


    The officials looked at each other and suddenly realized that this idea seemed to be not bad.


    The Defense Minister thought for a moment and nodded slowly.” You’ve convinced me, sir. I’ll immediately convene abat meeting and prepare tounch a joint attack on this invading enemy.”


    He stood up and thought of something. He emphasized to Chuan,”Please don’t post on Twitter!” Don’t, don’t, don’t act rashly, Mr. President.”


    The golden-furredmander waved his hand impatiently.


    Thus, the M Nation’s war machine began to operate.


    Meanwhile, the Astofor, the Knight of the Eastern Pacific Ocean, was carrying the fog crystal and the illusion of a huge sea monster as it headed towards the territory of the only superpower on Earth. Its speed was neither slow nor fast.


    The most powerful military force on Earth would soon attack.


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    P.S. 1: 5,000 words. By the way, I updated 6,000 words yesterday and the day before yesterday. The four days before the day before yesterday were 5,500 words, so the 3,000 words I owe have already been paid off. I’ll see if I can write more next month, although the recent plot is more difficult to write.


    PS2:And to make it clear, the political figures in the article are not from reality. You can see that the names are all different. Also, the words and deeds of the fictional Americanmander in the article are not fabricated or fabricated. Whether it is events, words, or personality, they are all based on the best-selling books in the United States in reality. They are written by Bolton and Bannon, by Trump’s niece, and by Woodward-by the way, thest one was the one who had a full confrontation with Richard M. The man of the hour in the news industry who brought him down with the Watergate scandal.


    PS3: Therefore, writing this chapter is actually quite emotional. I used to think that Trump was a wise and shrewd businessman, but the more I looked at him, the more I felt that he was a bad and stupid fool. It was not until I flipped through a lot of information to write this plot that I gradually confirmed this view-but the absurdity of the world lies in this. Such a paranoid, crazy and stupid guy can actually lead the United States and cause us so much trouble. This makes me feel that the modern bureaucracy is perfect and powerful. They couldn’t help but sigh at the wealth of the United States. There was still a long way to go. The revolution had yet to seed, and it was far from the time of victory. Everyone, please encourage each other.