Chapter 31: 2.17 – Kuro and Shiro – Mr. and Mrs. Jelly


    +— Author’s note —-+


    Proofreaded by P.D Webb.


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    When Xuan Mu and Bing Shi became an online couple, Xuan Mu wanted them to look the same. So whenever they yed, both of them were usually the same gender. Their clothes and hairstyle were identical. The only difference was the ss, the colour, and the names above their heads. The colour scheme was ck and white and both of them wanted to be ck.


    Because Bing Shi let him turn her into his Ice Queen that spoke to nobody, Xuan Mu ended up in all white, with the name Shiro.


    After that item dropped, it was Xuan Mu’s time to craft. He went to the city while Bing Shi went to the Eiun forest to gather a few herbs for her potions. After she was done, she moved to a direction Xuan Mu told her to – a PVP zone. A zone, where two different factions fought each other over various camps across the map. Arriving at a safety tform, she notified Xuan Mu.


    Their second task was to kill certain NPCs all around the camps to receive emblems needed for a PvP equipment. (A/N.: PvP = yer vs. yer)


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    After Xuan Mu teleported to her, he checked all six channels – they had to move fast without a mistake, even their damage pattern had to be ording to his orders. They killed all the NPCs in all channels, not leaving one alive. They repeated this action without a break until they had enough emblems. After they finished, both of them teleported to the city.


    “Toileeet!” Bing Shi let go of the mouse, stood up, and ran towards the bathroom. Done with her business, grinning in satisfaction, she went to the kitchen to cook a meal for herself.


    Chuckling, Xuan Mu cracked his fingers and browsed through the world chat.


    Falcon75: Where are all the Red Juns? Can’t find them in any of their spawns.


    BananaMilk: Probably Shiro and Kuro.


    YourUncle: All, prepare your wallets. Shiro is back.


    IceC4eam: The marketce is going to be flipped upside down again.


    Falcon75: Who?


    YumePrincess: You are new? They are a famous couple. I have a picture of them. Do you want to see?


    Falcon75: Couple? They are both males!


    YumePrincess: No, Kuro is his wife. But it’s very rare to see her in the city. If you are lucky, you can meet her during instances or in world maps.


    TakoyakiOctopus: I saw them. It was too fast! After they killed the Red Jun, they changed channels, immediately. The Red Jun didn’t even have time to fall on the ground!


    ckJack: They invited me once for Red Juns, but I couldn’t keep up with them. I even voice chatted with them.


    Falcon75: Is Kuro really a girl?


    ckJack: She is, but she only talks to Shiro. A reminder for all of you. Shiro will make Kuro cklist you if you try to speak to her.


    YumePrincess: Doing instances with them is so easy and fun. Shiro is entertaining and a great leader.


    Falcon75: Isn’t their equipment maxed out? Why are they killing Red Juns?


    ckJack: Because of Shiro. What was his full name?


    TakoyakiOctopu: ShiroNana.


    ckJack: I’m in their guild. And there are ShiroNi, ShiroIchi, ShiroSan,...Until ShiroNana. He is working on his new character, I suppose.


    Falcon75: He is crazy!


    YumePrincess: Not only him. His wife is crazy too. Every time he creates a new ount, his wife is the one who carries him around with her top equipment. That’s why he has so many maxed-out characters.


    ckJack: Don’t forget, he crafted her top equipment.


    Falcon75: Such a strange pair. What is their guild called?


    ckJack: FluffyBunnies.


    YumePrincess: A pink g with a white rabbit face on top, made by Kuro.


    Falcon75: Huh? Such a troll name. But I like it?


    ShiroNana: Seems like you have fun talking behind our backs. Why don’t you sell me some Phoenix ws?


    Falcon75: I have some. How many do you want?


    ShiroNana: Meet me under a clock. I want them all. My wife will be there too.


    Everyone: !?!?!!?


    TakoyakiOctopus: ShiroNana, why do you have so many ounts?


    ShiroNana: I like to be carried by my wife. *chuckle*


    YumePrincess: Haha, I asked him the same question before. If you want an answer, open your PvP rankings, and look at the top ranks.


    TakoyakiOctopus: No way! You have no life!


    Eximed TakoyakiOctopus the moment he saw all the Shiro in top ranks.


    ShiroNana: Do you have a wife?


    TakoyakiOctopus: No..?


    ShiroNana: So, who is the one who has no life? *chuckle*


    Everyone: Hahaha!


    Under a clock, there were two top characters, standing next to each other. They looked the same but not the same, one ck, one white.


    When Falcon75 arrived at the destination, he noticed many yers flocking around Kuro and Shiro. He never thought they would be this popr. When Shiro noticed his nickname, he came near him, and like a train, everybody followed after Shiro, too afraid to be near Kuro.


    Xuan Mu opened the trade function; after their exchange, he repeated the action with all the people, who came with their phoenix ws. Somehow, he didn’t only buy their phoenix ws. If they didn’t stop him, he would go as far as buying their whole ounts!


    The same day, the marketce was turned upside down!


    Everything was overpriced!


    Was it Shiro’s work?


    It had to be, who else would set new prices to all items?!


    He.Was.Crazy!


    But at the same time, he received everybody’s respect. So cool!


    “My cute money-making machine, let me give you a huuuuug,”ughed Bing Shi when Xuan Mu screenshotted his bank ount.


    “Offering myself for a hug,” Xuan Mu grinned, ignoring his heart which was beating too fast.


    “Are you tired?” Bing Shi rubbed her tired eyes under her eyesses.


    Xuan Muughed lightly, “You are tired, right?”


    “How do you know?”


    “Instead of saying you are tired, you always ask me if I’m tired first,” Xuan Mu chuckled.


    “Oh, you noticed?” Bing Shi asked.


    “Yeah, what if I said I wasn’t tired?” Xuan Mu inquired with a smile.


    “I would apany you until you feel ready to sleep,” Bing Shi pped her cheeks with both of her hands to wake herself up or atleast try to.


    Xuan Mu’s eyes flew open. At the same time, an arrow shot right through his heart, “Bing Shi... Don’t tell me you just pped yourself?”


    “Hehe,” Bing Shiughed and started to rub her rosy cheeks.


    “I’m feeling sleepy. Good night,” Xuan Mu let her go to sleep helplessly.


    “You sure?”


    “Yeah,” No.


    “Oh, good night then. I’ll dream about you,” wishing him a good sleep, Bing Shi turned off her voice chat in a good mood and went to sleep.


    “Bing Shi, why do I love you so much?” Xuan Mu voiced his question.


    Toote.


    She couldn’t hear him.


    The voice chat was already turned off.


    That’s why he asked. He knew that she couldn’t hear his confession.


    On Break


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