Well, everything seems to be in working order, aside from being a bit too far on the slender side of things. Hell, I feel better than I can ever remem-holy fu-cris-shit, I look like the bastard child of a WOW Banshee knocked up by Peter Pan, a-a rich kid cos-player who didn''t know if he wanted to attend the convention as Legolas or Alucard and said ''Fuck it, why choose?''


    Large, violet, ''don''t hurt me'' eyes and a heart shaped face framed in soft, feathery, platinum blonde hair topped off with pouty cherry lips...For all I know I could have looked like a Greek god instead of their cup-bearer. Shit, get over yourself and focus


    I could run with the rest. There''s no good reason why I have to put myself in danger for this Old Navy invalid and his trusty side kick, ugly shirt girl. Ahhh, fuck this. If I let this little, er... big boned but sweet, girl get gored in front of me I deserve ball cancer...Fuck you, adrenaline! Am I gonna die?


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    Worst...hero...ever...Was that a fucking makeup pencil!?


    So, I died when I got gored? Then what was the angel resurrection thing about? Could that have been what Hiidan was trying to tell me about at the end there, a Second ''something or rather?'' I had an extra life?


    Second Chance instead of All Language you best be picking that for sure. It only costs 20 points here but it normally costs two thousand. Second chance is only good for about 24 hours. Seems to me that your operator was betting your death!”


    He wasn''t banking on me dying, he knew I would. I would like to think that he did it strategically, wanting me to win the first mission. Nothing would say suspicious like coming back from the dead. Couple that with being the only one who can''t freely communicate and I made an obvious target. Luckily the race change and not being dusted by a wrath pillar saved my 1up for later.