So my dad is a prankster


    The week is ending and I am going home with Eleonore, we changed the date orders since Eleonor ended up taking a quest that kept her away so I had to go with Yua, then Lara and finally her when she got back. She is wearing a white dress with golden and silvery stripe as well as a simple tiara with an opal in the middle of it. She is also wearing a complex silver necklace. All and all she is beautiful and her body line is perfect .... Well I am one lucky bastard to have so many good looking and carring wife. What is the point in being beautiful if your character is shit .... Take that Sila.


    |So the man without the right arm and left leg might be your father ?|(Eleonore)


    |I''ve tha feeling he is. By tha way I didn''t get ta see yar family for our marriage. Do they even know ya''re married ?|(Apocalypse)


    |I told my mother about it ... not my father though, he would want to fight you if he knew.|(Eleonore)


    |Not that I risk anything if he really do.|(Apocalypse)


    |Be HE do risk something. Each time I look at you I am just remembering that for you a lower dragon is base fooder so if you to fight him ..... well at least the pigs would have minced meat.|(Eleonore)


    |Fuck, ya are harsh. I wouldn''t go as far as killing him.|(Apocalypse)


    |He would touch the other''s asses.|(Eleonore)


    |.... You said minced meat ? Ha ha ha ..... let him return to dust.|(Apocalypse)


    |You grew.|(Eleonore)


    |Sorry I got caught in the moment.|(Apocalypse)


    |By the way back in the other world you also had a family right ?|(Eleonore)


    |I did have one. More united than the one here by the way.|(Apocalypse)


    |Would it even be possible to see them one day ?|(Eleonore)


    |It should be. Tha only reason we took so much time ta get ta Mundus is because they didn''t know where ta send us ta begin with so we drifted away. I''d like tasee them again too.|(Apocalypse)


    Moments of peace like that make me love life and realize how good it is to speak calmly with my friends and lovers. I am rather surprised I can even do that, thinking about it unlike when I was in Mundus I am really popular here ..... Well I don''t remember being that popular in Mundus but I did have girls that confessed to me, not that I ever agreed because they would have ditched me really quickly because of the walking delinquent magnet I was.


    While Eleonore and me were going to the dinning room Limia approached us, tomorow her brother should come to get her so she must be restless to know that. Since she someone strong and she can''t leave the house I made her look after the sixteen Vermillion we brought here. If they do woke up and they are aggressive she should be able to escape unlike Glymina and Yualina, they aren''t weak but they aren''t really quick on their feet and plus I don''t care if Limia dies as much than if one of my wife dies. Selfish but true.


    |What is it ?|(Apocalypse)


    |Even though it was only for a few seconds the man with missing limbs opened his eyes.|(Limia)


    |What ?! Hmm, Eleonore, I''ll go ta him so tell the other they can start eating without me.|(Apocalypse)


    |Okay.|(Eleonore)


    I walk with Limia to the said room.


    |So even you care about your own father.|(Limia)


    |Why shouldn''t I. If he really is my father then that means he sacrified his own body so me and tha other could be sent ta safety or at least ta protect my mother .... of course I''ll care about someone like that.|(Apocalypse)


    |That''s surprisingly sweet of you.|(Limia)


    |Do ya want ta die ?|(Apocalypse)


    |I''ll pass.|(Limia)


    |Then shut up.|(Apocalypse)


    She has some neres talking like that to the one who kidnapped her and could kill her in the blink of an eye. I guess it is better than having someone who piss himself everytime we talk but that doesn''t mean she isn''t frighten but she just knows that it is better to act like it was nothing rather than panick. When got to the room door so we entered. The man was still sleeping, I took a nearby chair and put it next to the bed. I sat down.


    |If ya opened yar eyes that must mean ya were conscious for a little bit of time right ?|(Apocalypse)


    the man did not open his eyes.


    |If ya really are my father then ya could tell me things about mother. Was she happy when she was with ya ? Did she smile when she gave birth ta my sister and I and if she did, was she beautiful when smiling ? Do ya think she regrets having gave birth ta my sister and me ? Were ya happy together ? Would she welcome a son who can''t even remember her face ? Would she ? Can ya tell me ? I need ta know ? Please ....


    sigh, ya really are in deep sleep. Limia, I am going, I''ll tell the maid ta bring ya dinner.|(Apocalypse)Stolen from Royal Road, this story should be reported if encountered on Amazon.


    |... Apocalypse.|(Limia)


    |Don''t look at me with those eyes filled of pity, ya''re an hostage remember.|(Apocalypse)


    I stand up and and walk to the door. What I have done is pointless and I know it. Well at least now we know they will wake up soon. I don''t know why I am obsessed with my mother and my father, sure family is important but to the point of making it my goal ? I don''t think I would''ve done it back in Mundus. Well I guess the return really changed me more than I tought it had. As I was going to pass through the door.


    |Don''t you think you''re thinking about it too much sonny ?|(Voice)


    I turn around and see the man leaning on his pillow. He waves at me and smile.


    |Y-ya !|(Apocalypse)


    |W-w-when ?!!|(Limia)


    |Yo.|(Man)


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    Axandrion POV


    |Die you monsterr !! gruuuaaaaaaaa !!!!!!|(Dragon)


    |Live on|(Axandrion)


    |Axandrion nooooooooo !!|(Woman voice)


    And I am dead .... Well that was a good ride for a stupid man like me, ha ha ha, I wonder what sis is going to say when she learn that I died saying such a cheezy line. I am sure she''ll say something like ''This guy died saying such a thing, who does he think he is, a knight or something hmpff I am n-not sad or anything like that ... I-idiot !''. I swear this girl is never honest with her feeling. Well I know that if we win this stupid war she will take care of Lyla, Freya and Apocalypse.


    It''s weird, I always thought dying would be painful but I feel comfortable, it''s like I am floating in something warm. I think I dream about something ... Lyla ? there is two kid in her arms, her long blue hair tingling their face. Soon her smiles and one of the kid disappear in a dark shadow, tears fall on her cheeks. The remaining child grow slowly along the years. I feel like years have past, the remaining child has grown into a beautiful woman with long light blue hair. She always seems to be smiling whereas Lyla now look depressed, the second child did not reappear. After what I felt like an eternity a man step out of the shadow.


    He has shoulder long light brown hair and an arrogant grin, his face has a small beard and his eyes beam with youth whereas Lyla still look sadden and the other woman looks like a sheltered princess and sometimes throw sad glance at Lyla. Albeit a bit ghostly figure start to appear around the man as time pass. A twin-tail girl in a red dress, a boy in armor, a cat-kin girl, a man who looks like an old soldier, a woman clinging to this man. A red-head lizard-kin woman is often embracing him. Sometimes the man would roar at the sky.


    Other figure started to appear a blond woman. He, the blond woman, the cat-kin woman and the lizard-kin woman are embracing each other more and more often, the lizard-kin woman is often holding her stomach. Another figure appear next to the man, he is a tall man with short blond hair and an horizontal scare on his forehead. Sometimes the man with long hair would look at me or at Lyla with warm eyes and a faint smile....


    A blue slime also appeared, it tries to take a human form pretty often. Another woman appears, she is a white wolf-kin, she his leaning against the old warrior who became younger, a little kid is at their feet, the blond man also has a wold-kin next to him. The man with long hair looks troubled but soon take back an arrogant grin. A tall woman with short red hair appear next to him, she is always grinning at him and he looks annoyed each time he set his eyes on her but he still throw one or two smile. A little appear, she must be 10 years old by human standards, she is always spinning around the long haired man who had blue scales that grew on him, his green eyes also slitted.


    After a while the lizar-kin woman held a baby in her arms. The tall red headed woman looked sad but the long haired man hugged her and she started to smile and so he started to embrace her too. The slime became a fully humanoid woman. Soon and named orc and a woman joined them along with three people, two woman and a man. Suddenly the long haired man looked at the light blue haired women with shock and he started to sweat and shake. His eyes shaking as if he was seeing he couldn''t believe.


    He started to look at Lyla and me more and more often, his eyes were bloodshot. Another woman appeared, she had short red hair and a thin ponytail, unlike the other she just looked at him from affar since he had transformed into a woman and changed back into a man, her face would often show that she was thinking hard about something. The tall blond man and the long haired man disappeared in a black shadow and reappeared again but the long haired man was sweating heavily while the blond man was looking at him with worry.


    The long haired man looked at me and lifted his hands and said one thing.


    |Father.|(Man)


    What ?! I''ve been here for so much time that I don''t think I died anymore but don''t throw a bomb like this. I feel something drifting me away. Light and warmth. I open my eyes and ..... I don''t know this ceiling, hey it looks like one of old hotel. Hmmm ? I hear something on my right. I lightly turn my head and my eyes meet with the woman''s watching from affar ones. I am tired, so I get back to sleep. The long haired man is looking at me and starts walking towards me. He stops just in front of me.


    |If ya really are my father then ya could tell me things about mother. Was she happy when she was with ya ? Did she smile when she gave birth ta my sister and I and if she did, was she beautiful when smiling ? Do ya think she regrets having gave birth ta my sister and me ? Were ya happy together ? Would she welcome a son who can''t even remember her face ? Would she ? Can ya tell me ? I need ta know ? Please ....|(Man)


    The man stop speaking and looks at me with watery eyes, he then looks at Lyla. W-Wait again don''t drop a bomb like that. I know I have a son but we should have taken them to safety, they are so young that they could perfecty fit in as humans so why do he knows about me ? He can''t be older than twenty years old so how could he have learned who was his father, plus I don''t even know how my body is doing !!


    sigh, ya really are in deep sleep. Limia, I am going, I''ll tell the maid ta bring ya dinner.|(Man)


    He turns around and the woman watching from affar said one thing that woke me up.


    |...Apocalypse.|(Woman)


    My eyes shut open. How could I forgot, I have two kids, Freya and Apocalypse. Maybe he met with his mother or his sister and they told him about me. Wait how could his sister know ? Wait I am pretty sure she doesn''t know. It surely is his mother who told him who I was. Did she knew I was alive ? I am sure she does.


    |Don''t look at me with those eyes filled of pity, ya''re an hostage remember.|(Apocalypse)


    Apocalypse walked to the door, I look to the side and see this woman, Limia was it ? Looking at him with eyes full of worry. I lean on my pillow and.


    |Don''t you think you''re thinking about it too much sonny ?|(Axandrion)


    I wave my left hand since it seems I''ve lost the right one. I smile at him. He looks at me with shock and flap his mouth open and shut many times. He finaly manage to let out something and the woman is the same. A pair of blob fish, hehehehe. I guess the people I saw around him are the people close to him .... that also mean that Lyla and ....Freya I guess are all alone, without friend or family.


    |Y-ya !|(Apocalypse)


    |W-w-when ?!!|(Limia)


    |Yo.|(Axandrion)


    |Ya, ya ya, ya woke up.|(Apocalypse)


    |Well my son was pleading so hard, It would have been a shame to stay asleep.|(Axandrion)


    |Ya, ya heard that ?|(Apocalypse)


    |Tell me, tell me about mom. Will she still like me even if I don''t remember her face ? Come on tell me. HA HA HA HA HA.|(Axandrion)


    |Sh-shut up !|(Apocalypse)


    He stormed out of the room and slammed the door while I was laughing. Hmm I am not burned anywhere ... strange we shouln''t be able to recover from a dragon''s breath. I look at the woman called Limia, she is looking at the door as if she had seen something rare. She turned her head to see me and pointed the door with her finger.


    |Am I dreaming or was Apocalypse blushing in embarassement just now ?|(Limia)


    |HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!|(Axandrion)