Introduction: I''m a loser that writes for a living.Now that I''m about to kill myself, I can proudly admit that fact.I was born a loser and now I''m gonna die a loserSo, with much vigor, I decided to jump off a bridge. But when the moment came I got cold feet and decided to not kill myself.But I still died.....Turns out being drunk and standing on a very thin railing was not that safe and the fact that I don''t know how to swim wasn''t helping.Mission failed successfully, I suppose.But what''s this?Why are my arms so tiny?Why can''t I stand up?I have turned into a baby!Literally.WAIT.Why is this world so strangely familiar?Isn''t this world based on a novel I wrote long ago...I reincarnated as a baby in my novel''s world !??'''' Sigh...''''Fuck this shit, I''m out....