Chapter 159: The Straight-as-Iron Li Yuchun
# 159. The Straight-as-Iron Li Yuchun
*Now I only wish my son be dull and clumsy, and reach the high ranks with no misery and strife hss, what a poisonous tongue!*
The meaning hidden within this poem was, that the author wasmenting that he was too clever, and thus dyed for his whole life. If he were to be an idiot, then he would be able to be a duke without any worry nor strife.
This was satirising the entire court of civil and martial officials, all the princes and dukes of thend, mocking them for being addle-brained idiots.
The surrounding officials all exchanged looks, their expressions hardly just describable as strange. They hade to see Minister Sun being mocked, yet they were just coldly stabbed in the back.
A little ufortable hardly describes it!
*The Sangpo Case, given to Minister Sun hes calling me an idiot, mocking me for shooting myself in the foot he wants to pin my name to the post of disgrace* the name of the poem echoed in Minister Suns mind, as anger welled in his heart.
The most majestic pursuit of a learned man was to leave a glorious name in the annals of history, this attracted them more than teaching or anything else. Simrly, however much they wished to leave a glorious name, was however much they feared having their name dragged through the pigsty.
How could this be tolerated?
This could not be tolerated.
Come, arrest this brat, take him! Minister Sun was shaking with fury, his whole face red and swollen.
Because he had taken matters into his own hands, and tried to finish off the Nightwatchers lead investigator Xu Qian, the Sangpo case had an ending like it did. Already he was feeling frustration enough to flip tables, and just then the thing he could suffer the least was to be kicked whilst he was down.
The Ministry of Laws people came up in unison, to arrest Xu Qian outside of the imperial city gates.
Sir Sun, please do not be angry. Wei Yuans calm and kindly voice stopped the Ministry of Laws people.
This great azure cloak walked over unhurriedly, stepping between the Ministry of Law and Xu Qian.
Wei Yuan, this person is ndering this official, insulting a ministrys high minister, by thew he shall be exiled! The Minister of Law resisted his anger, and enunciated word by word:
Today. Even. You. Will. Not. Protect. Him.
To nder a minister is indeed a great offence. Wei Yuan looked sternly at Xu Qian, and just when everyone thought he was about to scold the foul mouthed little Bronze Gong, he turned back to the minister with deadly earnest, To be honest, it is not nder.
You Minister Sun swayed, pointing a trembling finger at Wei Yuan.
Wei Yuan smiled, turned and left. Xu Qian happily followed dad away, escaping the Ministry of Laws henchmen.
After waling a few steps, he stopped again, turning his head and calling: Congrattions, Minister Sun, your name will be spoken of through the ages, and will be famous amongst schrs worldwide.
Minister Sun froze. A few secondster, forgetting how to breathe, he fainted right on the spot.
Minister Sir, Minister Sir the Ministry of Laws people fell into a panic.
Returning back to the constabry, Xu Qian followed Wei Yuan into the Tower of Noble Spirit, and diligently poured Wei Yuan and the two Gold Gongs tea.
Duke Wei, theres a few things I still dont understand. Xu Qian asked.
Wei Yuan was a man of strategy as well as wisdom. Some questions were better asked than figured out oneself, just like when at school, asking the teacher a question was usually both convenient and quicker.
Why did His Majesty order the Ministry of Law to take this case? Wei Yuan picked up the teacup, smiling lightly.
Under heaven there is a stone of talent, Wei Yuan alone takes eight tenths of it, the Cloud Deer Academy and I share one. Xu Qian ttered him.
Pff Jiang Lyuzhong spat out his tea.
The corner of Yang Yans mouth twitched.
Wei Yuans light smile quickly broadened, clearly very appreciative of Xu Qians ttery.
A Schr was like so, if you praise him: fucking based, 666[^1] absolute chad he wouldnt bother with you.
But that didnt mean schrs did not like to be ttered, but one needed to use a different method. Xu Qians ttery was thus very precise, and used a method that schrs liked, making Wei Yuan feelfortable with taking it.
Wei Yuan was a very proud schr.
The Minister of Rites is a member of the Wang clique, if given to the Nightwatchers to hear, then itll involve arge number of Wang clique members. Wei Yuan said.
*And when that happens, the bnce of power in court will be gone Emperor Yuanjing does not want to see one or two parties dominating, since it would hamper his control over court, especially as hes constantly in cultivation even if the Wang clique conspired with the Yao, blowing up Sangpoke, blowing up his ancestors statues, that would hardly matterpared to his power* from Wei Yuans words, Xu Qian deduced and extracted the core reason behind it.
His impression of Emperor Yuanjing thus fell again by a few more points.
Emperor Yuanjing may be a very skilled emperor, but he was not a good emperor. Armchair historian Xu Qian had separated emperors into three categories: bright rulers, ordinary rulers, and dark rulers.
Bright rulers were good emperors that could bring a golden age to themon people.
Ordinary rulers did not have many achievements, nor many transgressions. Most of the emperors in history belonged to this category. In reality to themon people an ordinary ruler that did not bother them might as well be a bright one.
Dark rulers listened to lowly men and kept far from virtue, and often made the court into a mess, and the country into a mess.
The reason why he did not include a category for tyrant, was because tyrant rulers coulde from all three.
In Xu Qians eyes, Emperor Yuanjing was a dark ruler, because as emperor, he only had care for his own power and status. The chaotic situation in court with party politics was in reality created by him.
He cultivated Dao, and did not care for politics, thus needed a chaotic and discordant court to keep his grip on power. Otherwise, he would easily be figureheaded.
Another matter, I cant figure out why the Minister of Rites did not silence Zhou Chixiong. Xu Qian said.
Originally he had presumed that the Nightwatchers would definitely be allowed to interrogate the Minister of Rites, and so he wouldve asked then. Little did he expect Emperor Yuanjing to have that skilled control.
Wei Yuan shook his head, These small matters do not need to be worried about. This phase of the Sangpo Case hase to an end. The fact that His Majesty did not mention you, meant that this matter has been ovee.
Xu Qianughed with heartfelt emotion, immediately saying I want to invite my colleagues in the case to the Jiaofangsi for drinks, but Ive no silver, please may Duke Wei allocate some budget.
Just like how when apany finished arge project, everyone going to a restaurant. The costs were naturally paid by thepany.
Wei Yuan gave him a look, Piss off.
After Xu Qian had pissed off, Wei Yuan fell into thought for a while, before saying: Yang Yan, you allocate him two hundred taels of silver, make it a reward from the constabry.
He then looked over at Jiang Lyuzhong too, You two can go along as well.
Jiang Lyuzhong shook his head vigorously, Duke Wei, I dont go to ces like the Jiaofangsi.
Yang Yan also shook his head.
Wei Yuan did not press the issue, leisurely sipping tea, With him present, I reckon many oirans will want to apany him.
Night fell, as thenterns in the Jiaofangsi shone brightly, the sound of string and woodwind instruments resonated all around.
In the Reflecting Plum Pavilion, Fuxiang yed the qin, Mingyan danced, and Xiaoya led the drinking games. It was a lively sight.
Beside Yang Yan and Jiang Lyuzhong was a lovable and charming orian, serving them wine. Xu Qian raised his cup,ughing, Everyone, dont be so uptight, lets eat, lets drink!
At the start the Bronze Gongs and Silver Gongs were still a bit ufortable, as after all there were two Gold Gongs present, giving them some amount of stress.
But Jiang Lyuzhong was a veteran of these ces, and knew how to make the atmosphere lively. He constantly raised his cup and toasted, and even chatted some vulgar words, seeming apletely new personpared to when he was on duty.
Slowly, the Silver Gongs and Bronze Gongs all rxed.
Present were only two people who were still prim and proper, and lookingpletely unlike having juste to freeload. They were Yang Yan and Li Yuchun.
You two, youre worthy of being superior and subordinate, youre like two peas in a pod, Jiang Lyuzhong teased them,ughing.
Not quite, Gold Gong Jiang, Xu Qian had already drank a lot of liquor, and was rather woozy, boldly making fun of his two superiors:
Gold Gong Yang does not like women, Boss is just too prudish, theres still a difference.
Just like that, the whole room burst intoughter, as the atmosphere became even more rxed, full of lively aura.
They drank all the way until 10:30, when the banquet finally ended. Jiang Lyuzhong left with that well-rounded oiran, whilst Yang Yan returned back to the constabry.
Li Yuchun also wanted to go back, but he was pulled back by Xu Qian, as well as Song Tingfeng and Zhu Guangxiao, and had a charming young woman pushed into his arms, and shut into a room together.
As the official host, Xu Qian arranged everyone properly before entering Fuxiangs bedroom.
Why have so manye today? Fuxiang, having just finished bathing, sat cross-legged by the table, drying her glistening ck silken hair.
To get all the misses in the courtyard nice and orderly, of course, Xu Qian took off his jacket and sabre, and turned to leave:
Ille back in a minute.
He quietened his footsteps, and crept towards Li Yuchuns room, rubbing his hands. In the corner he saw two people also furtively sneaking around, none other than Song Tingfeng and Zhu Guangxiao.
Xu Qian used his gaze tomunicate: Are you two also here to listen to the corner of the wall.
The two of them nodded, using their expression to reply Boss is refining qi, be careful, control your breathing
Finally, they slowly crept under Li Yuchuns window, and discovered no sounds of creaking beds, but rather conversation:
Master, your servant has already finished bathing, you can go bathe now.
Mn. Li Yuchun replied rather deeply.
A long timeter, he finished bathing, as the womans voice came again: Master, the bed is warmed, what are you doing strolling around?
The furniture is disorganised, everything is too messy, its a mess, a whole mess. Staying in this room is like sitting on a pincushion. Li Yuchun replied painfully.
Huh? The woman was stunned for a moment, Its already very clean, your servant tidies the room every day.
No Li Yuchun said earnestly, The teacups on the table should surround the teapot, keeping a specific distance the nt pots by the window need to be moved left two inches the chairs are ced too haphazardly, they should surround the tea table in the same way the tea cups surround the pot the picture on this wall, why is it not in the centre the screen is askew, I just aligned it properly mn, your silk shoes are also not ced tidily
this, how could this be fully tidy, who could do such a thing? The woman said softly, Master, your servant has been waiting for so long.
Li Yuchun was not very happy hearing that, and replied deeply, Who says this cannot be done, you watch, and learn. This official will teach you how to tidy a room properly.
The woman: ???
Under the window, Xu Qian and the others were speechless.
After creeping away, Xu Qianmented: Has boss not married?
Hes married.
Why does he feel like a newbie? Xu Qian said.
This cant be his first time at the Jiaofangsi, can it? Song Tingfeng was in disbelief. Even though he had been Li Yuchuns subordinate for many years, he still didnt know much about the mans private life.
Xu Qian thought for a moment, saying When we get back to our rooms, we can make a bit more of a ruckus.
Good idea Song Tingfeng and Zhu Guangxiao thought this was a good n.
Thus, the sound of shaking beds inside the Reflecting Plum Pavilion was extra vigorous that night.
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[^1]: Culture lesson: 6 (liu) in Chinese is homonymic with (liu) smooth used in the same sense. 666 is then extra smooth.