<h4>Chapter 273: I’ll Be A M Chicken Chunk If I’m Lying To You (1)</h4>


    <strong>Trantor: </strong>StarveCleric <strong> Editor: </strong>Milkbiscuit


    <111111>:?<i>[…]</i>


    Shi Yao didn’t bother trying to interpret what Mister Numbers’ ellipsis meant and continued typing her message out without a care.


    <Yao Loves Ice Cream>:?<i>[It was still okay when I wasn’t thinking about it, but since we’re talking about it now, I can’t help feeling sorry for your parents. They must be really worried that you’ll end up spending your life all alone.]</i>


    After sending the message, Shi Yao didn’t forget to send over a ‘sighing’ emoji to Mister Numbers to express her ‘deep, deep sorrow’ towards his sad circumstances.


    <111111>:?<i>[Do you want to hear the truth?]</i>


    <Yao Loves Ice Cream>:?<i>[Do you have a habit of lying?]</i>


    <111111>:?<i>[…]</i>


    <111111>:?<i>[The truth is that you don’t have to worry about me at all. That’s because I’ve already been taken even before I was born.]</i>


    <i>Ah? What does that mean? He was already taken even before he was born?</i>


    Shi Yao pondered for a moment before replying:?<i>[Are you telling me that you got yourself a girlfriend while you were in your mother’s womb?]</i>


    <111111>:?<i>[That’s the general idea.]</i>


    <i>Heh!</i>


    His words nearly made Shi Yao choke on her coconut juice.


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    <i>It was just a passing remark! How could you possibly find a girlfriend in the womb? Not to mention, you would’ve been nothing more than a little yellow bean in the womb…</i>


    With this thought in mind, Shi Yao began replying to the message:?<i>[The recipientughs drily to indicate that your joke is very cold.]</i>


    <111111>:?<i>[What I mean is that I already had a girlfriend while my mother was pregnant with me. It’s just that instead of finding her myself, our rtionship was arranged by my family.]</i>


    <111111>:?<i>[To put it in simpler terms, I have a fiancée.]</i>


    <111111>:?<i>[So, there’s no way I would end up alone. I was born with a fiancée, so I have to say that your worries are pretty unnecessary.]</i>


    <111111>:?<i>[And also, my fiancée has an excellent figure, and she’s extremely beautiful!]</i>


    This seemed like the first time Shi Yao had seen Mister Numbers typing out so many words at once…


    <i>But thest two messages he sent… is it my imagination? Why can I feel this overwhelming feeling of superiority from those sentences?</i>


    <i>Is having an arranged marriage something worth bragging about? You speak like no one else was born without their other half…</i>


    A momentter, Shi Yao also started to type:?<i>[What a coincidence, I happen to be born with a fiancé as well.]</i>


    Truly reluctant to let Mister Numbers continue acting so smugly, Shi Yao hesitated for a moment before adding:?<i>[And also, my fiancé is extremely handsome, and hees from a privileged background too!]</i>


    <111111>:?<i>[I didn’t think that you were capable of sleep-talking while still being awake.]</i>


    <i>Who in the world is sleep-talking? I’m obviously telling the truth, alright? I really do have a fiancé!</i>


    Shi Yao snorted indignantly as she replied:?<i>[I’ll be a m chicken chunk if I’m lying to you.]</i>


    After saying those words, Shi Yao sent Mister Numbers a picture containing a huge te of m chicken cubes.


    <111111>:?<i>[Alright alright. Since you’ve already gone this far, I guess I have no choice but to reluctantly believe you then.]</i>


    <111111>:?<i>[But speaking of which, I really have to respect your fiancé for being able to ept you.]</i>


    <i>Tsk, don’t think that I don’t know you’re implying that I’m unworthy of Lin Jiage, my underground fiancé!</i>


    <i>Alright, fine. Your words aren’tpletely wrong. Lin Jiage is indeed not interested in me, and I don’t really seem to be worthy of him… But, that doesn’t meet that I can’t insult you back!</i>


    Shi Yao clicked her tongue as her fingers flew across the screen:?<i>[Same here! I really respect your fiancée for being able to put up with you. Her tolerance level must truly be world-ss, and her taste, I have to admit, is really avant-garde!]</i>


    <111111>:?<i>[I’ll send those words right back at you! Your fiancé’s tolerance level is at the top of the world, and his taste is truly one-of-a-kind.]</i>


    <111111>:?<i>[Now that we’re talking about it, I’m starting to pity your fiancé a little.]</i>


    <Yao Loves Ice Cream>:?<i>[+1, your fiancée is really too pitiful!]</i>