System, Open White Room
<Yes Governor>
Let’s get this over with
<Souls are quite pragmatic>
System, the Soul
<Soul Exiting transport case, will regain consciences in 20 seconds>
System, Record the following interaction
<Video Governor?>
*sigh* Yes, might as well.
<Video is recording>
System, voice off
<But…>
Ahh, silence
“Ugh my head”
Soul #90947839926473820-/|][(_)/\|][\} from sector ||/\.{]\).’;}() as Governor of this Multiverse, I accept your soul into it.
“Eh?!?! Who’s the old guy? Why''s his beard so schruffy?”
Please do not call me old, I do not age. What you are seeing is what you would comprehend a god would look like.
“HE CAN READ MY THOUGHTS?!?!”
Yes I can, also just because you yell in your head doesn’t mean it gets any louder.
“Really?! I LIKE TO RIDE HUGE, GIANT, DOMINATINATINGLY HUGE... oh my god it’s true”
Would you like to finish that thought, or speak?
“Sure, it’s probably better than hearing what I’m thinking.”
"No one must ever know the end of that thought"If you encounter this tale on Amazon, note that it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it.
Alright Soul, since the employee responsible for you has past away, I, as the superior, will comply with his wishes.
“Wait are you saying, your not the one who summoned me?”
"Lazy fuc...wait, passed away?! Holy Shit! did something kill him??"
Yes, That is what I am saying, and no neither I nor my former employee had any hand in your death.
“So it was just a crazy accident then…”
“So what am I doing here?”
You will be the catalist for change
"........................................................................say wat mouth"
“Wat”
Have fun waiting for being born
"Quick ask for super powers or somthing, YOU ARE LITTERALLY FLOATING INFRONT OF A GOD, wait what was that about waiting to be born? Does that mean I have to remember my birth?! Shit ask him for waking up already born!"
“....wat…..WAI…”
Bye
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT
*fttttt* *UUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH*Souls think too much. System, voice on
<....I’m not happy>
Good, because if you were I would’ve had to take you along with me back to the Inquisition due to being Self-Aware
<??? But I am self- aware>
Do you feel emotion? Besides the ones you felt for 2785
<No>
Good, than you have nothing to worry about
<shouldn''t you have explained the race she was going to be born into?>
And spoil the fun? System you must know, at a certain point ‘regulations’ become ‘restrictions’. Would you believe me that a Class 1 Observer can crush galaxies with minimal effort; and yes that was plural.
<...but 2785 wasn’t even near that strength despite being a Class 4>
That is why regulations exist. Observers can do anything they want in the multi-omni-xenoverse, yet we choose only to Observe, why?
<is it duty?>
No, no. nothing as trivial as ‘duty’. Rogues are beings that have transcended their multiverse, and have seen Observers, but do not understand them. What they don’t understand, they strive to eliminate, eventually dieing a fruitless death along with the obliteration of the sector they lived in.
<I think I get it…>
I have finished the beginning of 2785’s experiment, now you have to finish it. And where did you eject the Stabilizer, it’s beacon is not responding
<The Stabilizer should be around the cluster |/\_\ asteroids>
Send the coordinance to the new station, you keep an probe watching that Soul.
<Yes, Governor>
PSHHHHT?????????????????????? PSHHHHT
I hate the void
<Would you like me to teleport you?>
Yes, that would be much better.
<Have a nice day Governor>
Shut up will you