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The object found on the surface was at the epicenter of the irregular gravitational field. After removing said object the planets gravity began to stabilize. Without a doubt the object in question was part of the cause of the planet''s untimely demise, said object is now on trajectory towards them. Please inform the elven ambassador that the world has been found. And we will begin the resurrection.
xx/xx/xxxx
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Deep space, object flying on course.
When will this trip end?!?!?
It''s not like it''s not ''cool'' to fly but I just want to see something else instead of all this damn light. Maybe I could... Nah, I got bored of sleeping for so long that I missed so much, it''s surprising to see the rocky terrain change so much ^.^''
Kinda wished I stayed up to watch....
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15 days later (standard xenophage world 34)
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Oh... Finally something that seems like it can hold me up?
<maybe if u actually tried to change ur massive ass of a gravitational hole then we could''ve landed earlier... Instead of orbiting this random ass plane>
(Zzzzzzz Zzzzzzz)
<rise and shine dim wad!!!>
(.........)
<I know ur not sleeping... Hell u never ever actually slept!!! U just closed ya self inta ur wittle hole and plugged it up so nobudial seeya, nitwit... Buwahahahahahhh>
(......)
That''s not true... The lights just to bright for him....
<Ohhh... So ur calling it a person!!!!! You know that we''re nothing. We don''t exist... We are not we... We are it... And an it can only b referred to as an it>
(.........)
We''re gonna land soon... Let''s at least try to be friendly with the locals... This time... Please all powerful one initiate self gravitational field and focus it on solely our existence.
(Initiating land sequence and self gravimetric systematic gravitational field thingy)
<Wow ur naming sense sucks! Ahahahahhh>
(.....)
Hey!!!! Don''t dis my awesome naming sense!!!! I thought it was cool... Or at least hip.
(What''s a hip?)
<I know it''s getting kinda old explaining stuff so after we land let''s try to find something to use as an example this time. Especially after the birds and the B.....>
Shut it!!! Don''t you dare bring that up again!! That was over a century ago when those "things"
(Xenophage)
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<Huh>
What!?
<He... I mean it just... Called out the name of the creatures you were talking about... Did we ever tell him... It... Fuck!>
I don''t think so... Y is that so important...!
<...>
(Xenophage!)
....
<fuck>
(Xenophage fuck?)
<no u dolt they probe people with their massively small workers>
(Cute Xenophage?)
No!! No. No. Nooooo!!! This is getting so random and stupid.... Stop suggesting things on his pure...
<shut it dipshit!!! You know this hunk of stone ain''t alive.... Heck he probably doesn''t even realize he''s a he... Remember that time we had to keep him from trying to eat their face huggers...>
Sigh... At first they were trying to attack us...
<and forcefully make give life... Which wen we brought it up he started spewing out massive amounts of energy that caused us some issue but was fricken funny wen the face huggers started to explode into full grown Xenophage. Hell some of those ''adults'' even exploded. Muahahahahahahah.....>
(Life? Give?)
No!!
<Not now... Later... Maybe>
N....
<Shut it!! You know what happens if he keeps it in for to long!!! And then we''ll have to start using colored text!! We might all go insane!!>
Fine... But only give it as a suggestion to use it as a part of a deal or trade or some form of charity...
<how much longer till we reach the ground?>
(Xenophage no here no more >.<)
What!?!
<so we landed already and we know the locals are something he likes win win>
No that''s not a win-win!!! That''s a...
Double loss!!
<win-loss compromise>
No compro...
(Xenophage!!!! Play! Must find. Then. Play. ^.^)
<RIP Xenophage cause here comes an unexpected guest... Hehehe>
Wake me up wen its over...[sleep mode]
<I dunno wether to be glad I''m in charge now or that now I have to watch him so he doesn''t destroy this world by accident, like the last one>
<Rest in peace Jason X ur awesomeness is lost to us after obliterating u from all of existence in the third dimension. Fortunately you landed in a higher dimension. Hopefully it wasn''t one of the ones that are immune to you power...blahs..blah blah blah....>
Black humanoid shaped figure walks the surface without sinking...