Introduction: (Well...this is awkward...I''m starting another one...) Just another general. Nothing abnormal. No magic, no demons,(yet) no insane people,(right now) some bad humor that won''t even make you cringe, just make you feel bad for me, (Like, a lot) unpredictable, inconsistent posting,(seriously, I mean it) and a confusing, heat-of-the-moment plot that will either make you feel lost, or just be sad for me that this is the best I can do.Don''t worry, reading this won''t kill you! (But only barely)WARNING: I swear a lot. It''s immature, but so am I. GORE. What can I say? The only thing I like more than seeing it is writing it. BRAIN DAMAGE. This is just inevitable. No protection or counter-measure you prepare can save you.Anyway, this description has dragged on for long enough. If you want a story that is kinda funny, really bloody, and definitely an abomination, then you''ve found just the thing!(Seriously though, I wasn''t kidding about the brain damage. You''ve been warned.)...