The Dreaded Hiatus Announcement (Yes, that''s the title I''m going with)
Brain Cell 1: Yay, part 1’s Over!
Brain Cell 2: Ooh, really? Out of how many?
Brain Cell 1: I dunno, 26?
Brain Cell 2: You [Redacted] piece of [Redacted] [Redacted] [Redacted] I’ll [Redacted] [Redacted] your [Redacted] and [Redacted] [Redacted] your [Redacted]
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I’m joking.
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Hello, this is Pb! No, not Lead (Pb), Praybird (Pb). I’m just too lazy to type my username. C’mon, I wrote like 100,000 words here, lemme shorten things.
Anyways, look at that, part 1’s over! I heard lots of horror stories about first-time writer fails, thought I’d be joining that bandwagon in the first week or two…glad I made it this far, at least. But the reason I’m writing yet another first-person letter to you all is because…
<u>***Hiatus.***</u>The narrative has been taken without authorization; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident.
Uh huh, that’s right. To be honest, I need to confess something here.
I’m all out of backlog. And maybe my HP bar too.
Wait wait wait, hear me out. I had backlog, I swear! I wasn’t even planning to take a break between part 1 and part 2. The reason why I ran out of them is…I, uh…I kinda scrapped them all. You see, I was lying down on my bed to sleep. But then a braincell started yapping about the backlog story. It kept yapping so I got up, read the backlog, and thought:
‘Wow! This makes no sense!’
…So I threw them out.
A few medical issues have been nagging at my tail too, and…I haven''t been able to write as fast as I''d like to. With all that said, I thought a hiatus is necessary to slack off rebuild some backlog and recharge. But knowing myself, if I don’t give it a date I’ll probably wind up procrastinating forever, so…here’s the return date to pressure myself into being a functioning person:
<u>Dragonlord’s next entry will come around on Monday, May 13<sup>th</sup>!</u>
Hopefully there won’t be any further issues and things will proceed as usual thereafter. If I suffer a heart attack in the meantime, I’ll let you know. What’s that? How am I going to let you know if I have a heart attack?...I’ll go find a new one or something, don’t worry.
I’ll still be around in the meantime. If you’ve any questions or extra things you’d like to see, feel free to let me know! Otherwise, I’ll see you all in…idk, the next hiatus, I guess?
-Pb
And since I don''t want to end on a boring note, he''s a small part 2 spoiler written off the top of my head:
"What is it that you truly desire, dragonlord?"
"...I..."
Serenis clawed at her crying eyes. The guilt that had bound her for so long seemed to melt away at the boy''s benign words.
When the dragonlord rose back to her feet, a light smile was curving her lips. She creaked her head back, eyes gleaming in an eerie green light.
"...I wish this world would cease to exist."