<u>Twist the Numbers</u>


    Numbers now lie, yes it is true


    Numbers never lie, but people do.Unlawfully taken from Royal Road, this story should be reported if seen on Amazon.


    Statistically statistics are often misused


    Mathematicians given money


    and told what the numbers should do.


    To interpret as numbers dictate,


    A bank balance with a lot of zeroes.


    Well paid, soulless think tank heroes.


    Raw data, the art of the stratified sample.


    Minimum bias, untouched by opinion.


    Numbers never lie, if only we’d listen.