Kidnapped By My Mum


    "It''s just a little errand."


    She says once we''re in the car


    As another trip to the shops


    Instead crosses Bristol, near and far.The narrative has been taken without authorization; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident.


    I feel like a knight errant


    But what then is my quest?


    By the third detour


    My patience is not its best


    "We''ll just grab a takeaway."


    Becomes three hours down the pub


    It''s so terribly hard to protest


    These tokens of her love


    When I get home I''m exhausted


    And the clock says the day is done


    There''s nothing quite for killing plans


    Like being kidnapped by my mum.