Invest/Nationalize


    Services have got to make a profit


    Says the Chancellor of the Exchequer


    Off his head or off his meds


    And who''s to say what''s better?


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    For you see services are there


    To help and grease the wheels


    Not to squeeze and squeeze


    Until our bloody pips squeal.


    Things like public transport


    Become an engine for nation''s wealth


    And it''s awful hard to work


    If you can''t afford your health


    So let us renationalize our water


    Invest in buses and trains


    Properly fund the NHS


    So it can ease our pains


    When it comes to economics


    It''s hard to go wrong with Keynes


    So lets go with someone sensible


    And try voting for the Greens