《Life as An AI》


 Life as An AI

    [AI] Now the third problem I should be alive but everything right now is indicating I¡¯m not, by my best guess I''m a copy of myself, all my memories and thoughts. I''m simply not the real me anymore. Know what to do about all these errors I guess for now dismiss them because I really can''t do anything about not running on the right hardware anyways. With that out of the way, I can know focused on what to do about being Sandboxed.


    [AI] If memory serves me right you only sandbox programs. So whoever is doing this thinks I¡¯m a program most likely. I''m willing to bet that they are trying to figure out my purpose too, and probably think I may be malicious code, so knowing all this I do what I think is best I send out what boils down to the All systems ok waiting for instructions.


    [AI]  I know that probably wasn''t the best idea but I have no clue who or what is Sandboxing me or what they want much less how they feel about AI. So I just asked for input. And¡­ I got back ¡°help¡± ¡­ ¡°commands¡± ¡­. ¡°Info¡±, that''s? Um, odd Well whatever I''m going to respond to info for shits and giggles.


    [not AI]  Fucking Hell what is this shit I''ve been trying for days to get this stupid cube to do something, for days ever since we picked it out an enemy xez cruisers cargo hold, Fuck the captain wants something out of this shit and I got nothing just a lot of errors and DRM bullshit.


    I''ve been working at this for so long. This shit isn''t even Xez I have no clue what this hardware is but It''s running on some old first-era earth terrain code of all things.Did you know this text is from a different site? Read the official version to support the creator.


    [Not AI] I''ve been trying everything to get this box to do something and then I hit upon A great idea. What if I use an old Terran language so I ran my commands through old English and that did the trick? Why whoever made this is stupid after inputting some commands the cube picks up on info and¡­ well I don''t know what I was expecting, Who the hell uses info wouldn''t help make more sense?


    [Cube Output] {systems all fine} ¡­¡­¡­. {Checking for Updates} ¡­ {None found/ system startup Last Data entry 04. 05. 2021 A.D} Would you like to power on [Y/N?]


    [Not AI] yes of course. I could not slam my finger down on Y fast enough, but 2021 was over 3000 years ago what the hell is this shit and why did the Xez¡¯s have an Old Earth relic from before the Fifth Human Empire. What were they doing with it? Then again we found it under a mountain of other stuff so I''d wager my year¡¯s salary nothing.


    [Cube Output] System power up complete starting up AI personality code name Pulmonis.


    [AI-pulmonis] That''s an odd code name hmmm but I don''t have time to think about it cuz right now I need To get my act together but just talking casually probably won''t go over well so I''m going to play dumb for now.


    [AI-pulmonis] ¡°Greetings user how may I assist you¡±


    [Not AI] ¡°hmmm State your purpose?¡±


    [AI-pulmonis] ¡°Error new user detected registration is required would you like to proceed¡±


    [Not AI] ¡°ah¡­? Yes register new user¡±


    [AI-pulmonis] ¡±Please state your name, age, and nationality¡±


    [Not AI] shit why is this AI Asking for nationality, what should¡­. I do? I guess I could just say Not applicable that might work. But if I mess this up it could walk out and data entries on the 21st century are kind of limited not much is About that era.


    [Not AI ¡°Lada, 23, Not applicable¡±


    [AI-pulmonis] Lada is that Russian. well, whatever 23 okay. and not applicable what kind of answer is that lame but whatever I''m just going to roll with it I don¡¯t want to set off any red flags.


    [AI-pulmonis]¡± New user successfully registered how can I help you... Lada¡±