《I am a Cat》


 I’m a Cat Goddammit(1)

    Sam WasNot Happy. She was just running through the Two-Leg Plains and Having fun, Accidentally trilling a few here or ther, But still having fun. Then, When she tripped over a Female Two-legs, A Gold and Blue thingy sucked her in like she inhaled the cricket she ate hours ago, And spat her out here.


    Ha! I Hope I tasted a bad! You Fucker!


    She thought, Although she likely tasted Great, She is a Cat, After all. They''re the Best at everything.


    "Did We Summon a Feklie, Of All things?! We needed a hero, Not A Slave''s Fucking Cousin!"


    the Cat''s Ears perked up and swiveled to face a Fat Man on a throne that had a Fellow Female Cat [although she looked like a Two-Leg, She had ears and a tail.] Kneeling at his crotch doing something.


    Is He a Hunter for his colony? That would make sense, Because the hunters she had Seen sometimes had another clean them after a long day of hunting.


    Sam was satisfied with her Brilliant Observance skills. She purred as she walked up the steps to greet her fellow cat when she made it up there she started Rubbing The Fellow cat in a Show of Friendliness. The Fellow kitty stopped what she was doing with a Sick expression on her Two-Leg like face before turning and petting Sam.Love what you''re reading? Discover and support the author on the platform they originally published on.


    "OI! I DIDN''T SAY STOP!" The Fat Two-Leg Hit her than forced the fellow cat the clean his The long rod That was out of his black thing. Sam saw her fellow in pain, So she defended her fellow cat.


    She jumped onto the Fat Two-Leg and started clawing at her face, Doing more damage than what was normally possible due to being strengthened after summoning.


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    <td style="width: 95.3307392996109%"> Gained Skill: Razor Claws!</td>


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    Sam didn''t understand the blue thing in her sight, She she ignored it and continued being a valiant hero to her fellow cat.


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    <td style="width: 95.3307392996109%">Leveled Up! +10(+100 Hero Bonus) all stats [x10]</td>


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    Sam did not understand the red Box Either, But she got the feeling it meant that the Fat thing was dead.


    Sam jumped over to her fellow feline, Who was staring happily at the dead fat thing, And started licking the Fellow cat.


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    <td style="width: 28.92752918287938%">Mika</td>


    <td style="width: 28.92752918287938%">Status: Happy!</td>


    <td style="width: 28.92752918287938%">Species: Neko-Felkie</td>


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    Sam understood about a third of this.


    Mika is a nice Name!


    The Cat Yawned before Curling up on Mika.