《Midnight Drive》


 Midnight Drive

    I cursed to myself by the train station on a cold friday night. I had missed my second train to go back home, after finally leaving my house, for the first time in years, for something that was not necessary. All I wanted to do was to be in the company of people like me and now I was stranded somewhere in the middle of a town I didn¡¯t even know. Checking my phone to reveal how far away from home I was made me feel even more disheartened. About an hour and a half away by car, in absolutely optimal conditions. All I could do was call a cab home. It took me about twenty minutes to find a Taxi service that was even willing to drive this far out of their usual district.


    ¡°It¡¯s gonna take me a while until I get there.¡± the cab driver said, her voice sounding very coarse, ¡°About¡­.. Five to ten minutes.¡± And so I again waited, growing more and more resentful thinking about how badly I had fucked up. How could I think that going out like this was a good idea? The meetup was not bad per se, but it was not great either, and it was certainly not worth the 60 Euros that were about to leave my pocket.


    The cab that arrived to take me home was in a state of disarray, an old Toyota Sprinter Trueno with a taxi light stuck crudely on the top. The driver honked, their old car¡¯s horn screeching angrily at me to get in. I went in, the smell of smoke and muffled eurobeat filling my nose and ears as the lady in the driver seat offered her hand.


    ¡°Roxy Walker, you wanted to go to Lomsen right?¡± She asked, typing my address into her little satnav.


    ¡°Yeah Lomsen, I know it¡¯s very far away and I am sorry that you have to drive this far but I have to get home somehow.¡± I said, my voice cracking up a bit.


    ¡°Its okay my little guy, as long as I get paid I will drive you to the end of the world.¡± Her laugh was coarse as she started up the car, the trueno coming back to life as Roxy reversed out of the little speck of nothingness that was the train station into the dark roads of the Black Forest.


    ¡°So what was a dude like you doing out here in the middle of nowhere? A bit too much partying cause you to lose your train?¡± Roxy asked, her eyes running down my body as the darkness consumed the entirety of the road.


    ¡°It wasn¡¯t a party, I met up with a few people and it didn¡¯t really go well, and when I tried to get home the transfer ride just got canceled. Thanks Deutsche Bahn!¡± I nearly shouted, my anger at the whole situation clearly audible to my driver.


    ¡°Well if it makes ya feel any better we can stick the big DB with the cost of this ride since they got you into this trouble hun. Gonna need your name and a phone number for the request though, after we make a stop or finish the ride.¡± She smirked, turning down the volume of the music down.


    ¡°Honestly I simply want to go home and relax after this blunder of a day, this has been a disaster in my eyes.¡± I crossed my arms, hoping that I would be able to catch some sleep now that my driver turned down the music.


    ¡°Understandable, but that¡¯s your 69 bucks going down the drain.¡± She giggled a bit, both of us saying ¡°nice¡± in unison as I slowly fell asleep.


    ¡°Mind if I tell a few stories while I drive?¡± Roxy inquired, tilting her head towards me as I woke up from my short-lived nap. I had another nightmare, the same nightmare I had been having for about a week and I was not able to figure out why it occurred so often.


    ¡°Sure, I guess, as long as it isn¡¯t gonna be boring or something.¡± She let out a loud giggle, as if what I said was nothing but a big joke.


    ¡°I don¡¯t think that I¡¯m able to tell bad stories my dear, now have you ever driven down the black forest this late at night?¡± She asked, her voice filled with glee as if she was about to unleash something on me.


    ¡°No, I can¡¯t really drive so I have no real idea.¡± I answered, looking outside to the black void that was barely pierced by the trueno¡¯s headlights. There was no one but us in the streets, it felt deserted and lifeless.


    ¡°Then I can assure you, this forest is no joke my dearest; the strangest things have happened out here. There have been sudden disappearances, mysterious lights appearing out of nowhere, stairways that lead to nowhere. It all started at one of those stairwells long ago, I wish I could tell you when but my memory is very foggy regarding the date, even if what happened there is fresh on my mind even so long after the fact.¡± Saying I was intrigued was an understatement. The stairwells that Roxy talked about were far too familiar to me, my nightmares centering about finding one such in the patch of trees near my home. I moved a little bit in my seat, listening intently to what she was going to tell me.


    ¡°I was a little younger back when I found my first stairwell, going out with my little doggie; Sir Braksalot. Me and my dog walked and walked until he suddenly sprinted forward, his leash getting out of my grip. I ran after him, quickly getting lost in the wild forest. My little dog yelled as he dashed through the trees, with me sprinting just behind him. And as soon as I was to catch him he stopped dead in front of it. The stairwell. It was the most massive stairwell that I had ever seen, especially in a forest, almost as if it was built for a giant to climb and not some one meter fifty tall twink. My dog yelped at it, as if it was causing him pain but I was fascinated by it. It grabbed my attention, as if it was calling out to me, and I happily obliged, climbing up the stairs ever so slowly. Climbing up was very hard, and after a while everything that was not in the stairwell was simply¡­. Gone. It was like there was simply this structure and me, with everything and everyone else simply vanishing. The air was filled with dread, something made my body feel heavy, climbing up became more and more taxing... Until I saw her. She was the most beautiful lady I have ever laid my eyes on. A woman as large as an oak tree, a muscular dark skinned goddess with 4 arms. Her eyes were that of a sheep, her hair a short floating sea of starlight. Her body was draped in a dress made out of wool that was painted in a flurry of blue, pink and white. Her voice made me quiver, resonating deep within my body.¡±


    ¡°I have waited for such a long time for our reunion, my dearest. Do you remember me? Or did your rebirth cloud your memories of the time we were together? Or of how I yearned to be as one with you again...¡± That was when she let the stairwell float off into the darkness below, bringing me face to face with her with one of her big, buff arms. ¡°Can your new body still speak my dearest? I wanted to make it better, but I was so weak and I didn¡¯t wish for your spirit to move in immediately, I had to create something fast... I am terribly sorry how it turned out.¡± said the goddess, her voice laced with sorrow.Stolen content alert: this content belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences.


    ¡°I am sorry ma''am but I have no memories of you, I am a simple taxi driver trying to make his ends meet and live a quiet life.¡± At that, the goddess almost teared up, rubbing her giant cheek on the entirety of my head.


    ¡°You don¡¯t remember me anymore Roxy? It is me! La Shay¡¯, the love of your life and the one that granted you my godly blessing. By the stars I am sincerely sorry that it took so long for me to find you again, my rest was far longer than I could have anticipated. Please let me show you your true form.¡± La Shay¡¯ rubbed two of her hands together, an arcane energy filling my body as I was slowly transformed into the lady I am today. It was amazing seeing the person I always knew I wanted to be finally reflected in my body. It was the moment I was reborn.


    ¡°How¡­. how did you know that I wanted to be a girl?¡± I asked the deity that was trying not to crush me in a loving embrace.


    ¡°Because I have known you in your previous life my dearest and I have seen how much you have ached to have this body inside your soul. It is your truest form given flesh, the most authentic you that you could be. It is the form I had fallen in love with so many decades ago. I will call upon you again my dearest, may you have a pleasant life until then~¡±


    ¡­


    ¡°...And that was the story of how I met my wife again thanks to a magical stairwell. I know that it must sound ludicrous but I can assure you that this really did happen to me.¡±


    How did she know so well. This lady that I have never before seen in my life has just described the dreams that I have had for about 7 days now nearly perfectly.


    ¡°How do you know¡­¡± came out of my mouth without me even noticing, Roxy looking at me with a mischievous smile.


    ¡°So she has visited you too. Tell me, what did she say to you hun?¡± her smile changed to something more warmer, more genuine. It took me a while to collect my thoughts.


    ¡°I went up the stairwell as well, going up and up and up but it seemed like it would go on forever before it simply disintegrated underneath me. In front of me was this goddess, she told me that I was her ¡®child¡¯ and that she would help me become ¡®my true self¡¯. Then she turned my body into something I thought I could only ever dream about, told me to be patient and then I always wake up, in my stupid male body in my little apartment with nothing but anger in me.¡±


    Roxy slowed down the car, stopping it at the side on the road with warning lights turned on.


    ¡°Out of the car, now.¡± She commanded somewhat harshly, my body moving automatically as my mind was unsure what to make out of the situation. Roxy stepped outside, slowly walking up to me as she was shaking a bottle of some pink fluid, undoing the cork that was closing it. ¡°Drink this, now.¡± I did as she said, somewhat confused as to why she asked me to do all these things before my whole body started to ITCH. It started to get searing hot, every single cell in my body feeling in pain as I rapidly changed, my hair covering my bespectacled eyes, my chest growing to the point of tearing my already too small T-shirt. My pants felt tight and I could feel that I was getting shorter by the second.


    By the goddess did the final result look good. Sure I now had sheep eyes, and my clothes barely fit my body anymore, but everything about what was now greeting me in Roxy¡¯s short little makeup mirror made me feel like I finally had the body I wanted.


    ¡°You really turned out pretty hot if I can say so.¡± Roxy uttered as she looked over my changed appearance. ¡°If you would have just said you¡¯re trans I would have offered you the potion earlier you know.¡± I couldn¡¯t make out if she was lying or not, but that didn¡¯t matter. I wanted to know how she made this.. This witchcraft happen.


    ¡°How did you turn me into a girl so easily?¡± My eyes darted all over Roxy now, looking for anything that could reveal her secret.


    ¡°I am a witch hun. What you just gulped down, without even a second thought, was a gender change potion. You¡¯re gonna need a refresh every week or else you''re gonna go back to your old self, and I think we both know that that is something you wanna avoid. Now, get back in the car.¡± I got back inside, a thousand questions now in my mind while I was also too busy making sure that this was not another one of my nightmares and that I had really changed into a girl.


    ¡°This is real.¡± Was what I said when I went down my entire body with my hands, grabbing every single new addition as if it was a prized possession. There was still a part of me that was left unchanged but that was the one thing that I was personally okay with. ¡°I need to learn how I can keep this real!¡± I nearly shouted, my mind shouting at me to keep this opportunity that has presented itself before me at this odd night.


    ¡°Well I did want to ask you to join my coven if you are interested. My tiny family spans the entirety of the black forest by now but I am always delighted to have another member join. You would have to cut out your former friends and quit your job but you will see that what I can offer in exchange will be very nice indeed.Not because we want to isolate you, we aren¡¯t some sort of cult, but we have to keep our secret safe. If you do not accept I will still give you the gender change potion every week to your house, but nothing else. It is entirely up to you if you wish to join.¡± Roxy slowed down the trueno as we arrived at my destination, handing me a piece of paper. ¡±Call me once you feel like you''re sure that this is something you wish to join. Learning witchcraft isn¡¯t gonna be easy, but you will be able to help people like us. No need to pay me for the ride this time.¡± I simply nodded, stepping out of the car. I deliberately walked up the stairs towards the front door so that I wouldn¡¯t fall on my face, now that my pants were sliding down my waist. I had to fiddle a lot to find the keys but after a while I found them, unlocking the door to my small apartment.


    ¡°Home sweet home.¡± I muttered, my cat greeting me with excitement, recognizing me in my new appearance. She knew that I was gone longer than usual and she doesn¡¯t like being all alone in our apartment. Only a cat, my new cute self, and a lot of thoughts. I supposed it was time to pick a new name. Maybe Myra?


    Roxy stopped the trueno outside her shop, feeling exhausted after the long drive back home. It was 3 am now, the only thing she wanted to do was fall asleep for the next 14 hours and do nothing. She opened up her shop, making sure nothing got stolen when she saw out of the corner of her eye something very shiny and shimmering.


    ¡°Could you at least give me a warning next time? I could have hurt you hun.¡± She said to the goddess that had entered the room silently floating over towards her.


    ¡°What fun would it be if I did do so? Didn¡¯t you miss me my dearest?¡± The goddess moved in front of Roxy, far tinier than her usual appearance. She planted a kiss on her lover¡¯s lips, laying her head down on her shoulder. ¡±Did you find the new lost sheep? The name she chose for herself is Myra.¡± She asked, rubbing her cheek on her shoulder.


    ¡°Yes I did. It was certainly a surprise to know that she knew about you.¡± Roxy said in a vindictive tone.


    ¡°A little push here, a little pull there and oops now she is trying a few things she otherwise wouldn¡¯t. It¡¯s not a bad thing if it is meant to help.¡± Roxy shook her head, carrying La Shay¡¯ with her to their bed.


    ¡°Gosh do you know that you can sometimes be insufferable?¡± asked Roxy teasingly.


    ¡°Do you know that I will do what I want and you can¡¯t stop me?¡± La Shay¡¯ responded, sticking her tongue at her. Roxy hoped that the girl would call her. She knew when one of La Shay¡¯s ¡®lost sheeps¡¯ would be a great witch, something in her told her that Myra would be one of the best. And she was excited for it. She fell asleep, softly counting sheep as she hugged her wife, one that had stayed with her for centuries at this point, thinking about what would come tomorrow.

 Daylight Shift

    When I woke up, it felt like I had the best dream in the world. Finally being turned into a girl by a magical witch, one that somehow knew of the nightmares that have been plaguing me for weeks on end. I had to go over my entire body to make sure that it was all still there, my curves, my cleavage, my hair, my equipment downstairs. It was all there. All of it was real. Which meant that I would be able to become a legitimate apprentice to a witch and learn actual real life magic. How was it possible that this hadn¡¯t become public knowledge???? Roxy could answer those questions later, it was time to munch on some food, quit work, and have an actual wonderful life full of magic and maybe even cute girls. Gosh I had to ask if I could turn my housecat Janice into my familiar, how magic even worked in the first place, why this goddess kept appearing in my dreams and a billion other things that I needed to know.


    It took me 3 hours to get everything done. My boss was shocked that I basically told him to suck a fat dick to get fired on the spot. But it worked and it got me into a position where the call I would be making to Roxy could go as smoothly as possible. There was a part of me that wished there were more people who I had to break ties with but I sadly never got the opportunity to befriend anybody so deeply that it would be required and my family hasn¡¯t been talking to me since I came out to them a few years prior. I felt a bit nervous about picking up the phone, my fingers shaking as I slowly dialed in her number into it. After a few rings she picked up, something bubbling in the background as she cursed to herself.


    ¡°Roxy¡¯s cab service how can I help ya?¡±


    ¡°Hey Roxy it¡¯s me, Myra, the girl you drove back home and gave the gender change tonic to. I wanted to talk about the offer to become your apprentice.¡± I said, my voice shaking a bit.


    ¡°Are you sure about this? As I have told you last night, you will get the gender change potion free of charge even if you don¡¯t want to join.¡± she said, a slight bit of concern in her voice.


    ¡°Everything has been handled, nobody will ever even notice I was gone.¡±


    ¡°All right then, then I will come pick you up in about an hour or so?¡± she said, somebody in the background saying something before replying. ¡°Nevermind, it will be about two and a half. Just do whatever you usually do before I arrive, alright?¡±


    ¡°Okay, until later.¡± I said, hanging up.


    I then waited around, twiddling my thumbs and playing a few games. Which turned into a binge session until I forgot what time it was, forgot that my body was that of a girl and forgot that I was about to become a witch. Ooops. Time to shut everything down and get into Roxy¡¯s car.


    We were slowly driving towards Roxy¡¯s home, my mind was racing with questions that I felt were ready to explode out of me. Finally, I was unable to keep silent.


    ¡°Am I allowed to ask questions already or do I have to wait until we are at your witches den?¡± I asked, looking excited at Roxy as she steered the Trueno through the thick forest.


    ¡°I suppose I could tell you the basic rules about magic before we arrive, that would make it a lot easier for you to understand your first lessons. Is that okay with you or did you want to ask a different question?¡± she said, turning down the electronica that came from the speakers.


    ¡°YES! Gosh yes! Magic is so awesome and it''s real like how does it work tell me EVERYTHING.¡± I was nearly jumping out of my seat, giggling about what was in store for me, what I would be able to do once I was a real witch.


    ¡°So you probably have a lot of ideas about how magic works, you know about Harry Potter whether you read it or not, maybe the Percy Jackson series comes to mind. But sadly magic simply can¡¯t be very flashy because of how magic works in real life. The more you try to change about something, the more energy it requires to accomplish it. Energy is in everything and everyone, it is what gives us our life, as it flows through us and makes us come to life. Small changes can be achieved by the air alone, maybe a bit of blood, but as you go up in scale it becomes more and more expensive, so a wise witch would rather use their magic over small periods of time rather than using up her own life energy to fuel her magic in a big burst. Everything that walks on this earth has energy in it, small beings and non sentient beings not having as much as beings who are. By that you¡¯d think that humans would win out but I believe currently we are below 4th place. Above us are Giraffes, Elephants, Bears and most of all the larger wildlife in the sea. Whales are just a very big pool of energy and we small humans can¡¯t compete with that.¡±


    This explanation continued on for the duration of our long trip to Roxy¡¯s place, describing how sigils work, how to pick a patron deity so that magic would take effect, how to brew potions, spells, spell scrolls, transfiguration, blessings, the inconsistencies of magical items, and spell rebounds, until there was steam coming from my ears at the wealth of sheer information that was given to me by Roxy. Most of the things she said didn¡¯t even make sense to me at all and at some point she must have seen I was getting confused, telling me that I would understand once we had a few lessons together


    ¡°This honestly all sounds way more complicated than it really is, at most it¡¯s like a booklets worth of content.¡± she said as she parked the Trueno in front of what looked like a small brick and mortar store, with a washed out yellow sign saying closed adorning the brown oak door. There were no markings as to what the shop was even selling, or any other information other than it being closed.


    ¡°What kind of store are you running? Some kind of tourist trap?¡± I inquired, giving Roxy a puzzled look.


    ¡°Sex toy shop hun.¡± Roxy said without any hesitation, making my jaw nearly drop to the floor. ¡°Just kidding, it''s simply a shop for witches to get their goods. A witch has their needs, and I am more than happy to provide help¡­. For a good price. People know what they want when they are coming to this store.¡± she answered, opening up the front door. It was a rather plain looking store as far as magic is concerned. A few odd jars here, a few crystals there, but not really anything that would not be found in the general hack store. This could be a candy store if they changed out the goods. ¡°The actual good stuff is behind here.¡± Roxy said, revealing a door that was almost perfectly hidden behind a bunch of fake empty boxes, that went further into the store.This tale has been unlawfully lifted from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere.


    The stuff behind the hidden door was legitimately magical. There were brewing apparatuses lying on tables that seemed to all be working on different potions, having rather vague descriptions engraved on them like ¡®potions of reversion¡¯ ¡®potion of acceleration¡¯ ¡®potion of healing¡¯ while others were far more descriptive ¡®gender change potion¡¯ ¡®extending life potion¡¯ or ¡®invisibility potion¡¯.


    ¡°So this is the brewing room, here is where I cook up all the potions that are sold to people in need. The labels engraved on the tables is because I kept mixing up which table was working on which kind of potion, which ends up with me either messing up the potion. OR WORSE it creates an entirely new potion that has adverse effects.¡± Roxy explained as I took in the tiniest of details in the room, trying to figure out how the stations worked as if it were a puzzle waiting to be solved. She then took one potion into her hand, shook it violently before removing the cork and drinking it all at once.


    Roxy began to flex her muscles, growing bigger and bigger as she grew one head taller. At the end of her transformation she was a buff beefcake that could probably lift me up with just one of her arms. It was magical. ¡°Impressive, eh? Only a fraction of what potions can do, some of which you have already experienced yourself. This one is a bit more permanent, usually in use for people with degenerative muscle disease buttttttttt it can be used for personal use as well. Permanency would be at about 3 months, until then at least a sip every 2 weeks or else you will lose the effect. Now if you would follow me again.¡± she said, already going up a large spiral staircase.


    When we emerged at the top it seemed like we somehow entered a whole new world. There were blue crystals floating in the air, chalk laying all over the ground with a circle that seemed to glow faintly. A large metal table was to the side, letters written on many pieces of paper that were strewn all around it, with pencils placed neatly in a mug with an old timey ship compass pierced into the paper. I poked the crystal that was currently flying towards me at a very leisurely pace, sending it spiralling towards the ground as it broke on impact.


    ¡°Please don¡¯t touch them, they are very fragile.¡± Roxy sighed, hearing a bit of frustration from her.


    ¡°Oh, sorry¡­¡± I said, looking at the blue dust that was dissipating into the air.


    ¡°So this is the room for sigils and pentagrams, if I remember correctly this one is¡­¡± she muttered, stepping into a Pentagram.


    It started to glow a very light blue, the crystals reacting to it as they started to turn a pale white before shooting out electricity into Roxy. I was terrified, but my whole body was locked up, keeping me in place as I saw whatever ritual my new mentor was currently demonstrating to me. She remained calm, sitting down as her hair started to float into the air and her eyes were swallowed into a sea of darkness. At some point she started to whisper silently before she got up, the color in her eyes and hair returning as the crystals began to stop surging energy into her. The smile she had on her face was big, seemingly content with what she saw. ¡°Gosh that felt refreshing. The pentagram you see on the floor there is for finding, as La Shay¡¯ puts it, her ¡®lost sheep¡¯. It lets me find more trans people that might be willing to join the coven. There are a lot of uses that pentagrams have but not now, now let¡¯s continue our tour and then we will come back once that lesson is on.¡± Roxy went further along, slowly opening a door further into the seemingly endless shop of wonders.


    Roxy seemed very giddy as we stepped into the next room, looking over to me as we entered a room filled with books, whole shelves full with them that lined all the walls in the room with scrolls stretched out on old wooden tables. Jars were set up neatly in what looked like cupholders at the side, filled with what seemed to be blood¡­ My barf reflex wanted to kick in but I was able to recover, simply pointing towards them when my mentor saw me clutching my stomach. She seemed shocked, her expression full of guilt.


    ¡°OH! Oh gods no that is not human blood that is pig blood that I get for free from the butcher down the street please don¡¯t be scared.¡± she said, visibly feeling guilty as I was able to calm myself down.


    ¡°There are already witches, so I thought vampire isn¡¯t too much of a stretch.¡± I muttered out sheepishly, Roxy nearly bursting into laughter. She composed herself, a giggle still escaping her mouth.


    ¡°Vampires have been extinct for about 500 years by now, ever since Vlad Tepes the third tried to spread the blood plague across Transylvania and failed miserably.¡± Roxy explained, with an expression so deadpan I couldn''t tell if it was a joke or actual fact, but since pressing further on the matter is not something I wanted to do I moved along with my mentor, huddled up in front of one of the old oak tables as she released the scroll that was attached to it. She took it in one hand, placing the jar of pig¡¯s blood in the other.


    ¡°La Shay¡¯! Grant me your fury!¡± She yelled out, inhaling a lot of air before shooting a fireball from her mouth. The jar of pig¡¯s blood was completely empty, as if it was never used. I stood there, wide eyed as Roxy smiled widely.


    ¡°How did you do that!?¡± finally escaped my mouth, my excitement reaching near limitless levels.


    ¡°Oh, it is a simple scroll, these are pretty much spells that you cast when you have the scroll with you and something that you wish to use as an energy source. Technically you could use your own life energy but that is a BIG waste of energy and should only remain as a last resort. Now onto our last stop before we have our first lesson.¡± My mentor said, going even further up, this time on a staircase made out of granite. At this point I was certain that this store was far bigger inside than it was from the outside.


    ¡°Come on! We don¡¯t have all day.¡± Roxy shouted, making me go faster as I quickly forgot my last thought.


    It was as if Roxy tried more and more to impress me with how much magic is capable of. There was a gigantic garden that was consuming the whole room. There were four trees in the corners of the room, three little sheep munching on some grass with a river going down the middle, seemingly into nowhere.


    ¡°This is the transfiguration room. This is where we are going to spend most of our time for the first few lessons, as transfiguration is the basis of most of our magic. Almost no Energy required as long as you let the change happen gradually. . Let me once again demonstrate.¡± said Roxy, sitting down next to a sheep as I saw her eyes change again from the human to the sheep ones that I had when the potion transformed me into a girl. I didn¡¯t even check if I still had them. My mentor beckoned me to sit down next to her, carefully watching her again as I saw the muscle mass that she gained from the potion slowly fading, her body going back to her old self as the air around us started to feel colder. After a while she was back to her former self, getting up and shaking off every piece of grass that was now on her. Seeing her change back into her small, soft form using nothing but a bit of the heat surrounding us was truly amazing.


    ¡°Transfiguration is one of the most potent types of magic there is. It works on nearly everyone and everything, as long as a high enough source of energy or the right amount of time is given. We will spend many lessons learning this type of magic before we move onto greater things. But for that we will have to do something before we can continue the first lesson. It is time to talk about deities.¡±

 Dark Beyond

    ¡°Deities are what grant us magic Myra. They are the ones that allow us to go beyond what regular humans are capable, and for you to use magic you are going to have to pick a patron that you will be a disciple for.¡± Roxy said, grabbing a tiny vial from her jacket. The liquid inside was a pure dark, not a simple black but a complete lack of any coloration whatsoever. Looking at it for too long hurt my eyes. ¡°And for you to be able to pick a patron deity you are going to have to talk to them yourself. Once you drink this potion your soul will leave your body and you will be at the place you have dreamt about for a few weeks now, back at the stairwell. But this time there will be something waiting for you at the end of it. It is different for every person so I cannot give exact descriptions but there will be something waiting for you on the other side. And then you will have to make a choice. Do you think you are ready?¡± she handed me the vial, looking at me with a stone cold expression. I hesitated a bit, but I knew I wanted to learn magic more than I wanted to do anything else in my life. I ripped open the vial, drinking this disgusting concoction that tasted like a sickening combination of rotten flesh, caviar and stale cheese. It took awhile before I felt anything change, dreading if maybe the potion had no effect on me, but then I started to notice a pressure coming from my stomach. This pressure slowly spread all over my skin feeling like it was about to ripped clean off of me. But that didn¡¯t happen, the pressure growing more and more as I was ejected out of my body.


    It was certainly strange seeing my own body, limp and lifeless without me, laying on the ground, a sheep licking my hand. My body¡¯s hand, not mine. The sheep didn¡¯t pay any attention to me, but Roxy certainly was.


    ¡°Feels strange, doesn¡¯t it?¡± she inquired, looking at me with a sly grin.


    ¡°I guess I shouldn¡¯t be surprised that you can still see me. Yeah this honestly feels fucking weird, seeing my body like that as a ghost. Now I wonder what I look like as a soul.¡± I tried touching my arm, but my hand went through it like it was made out of nothing. It was only then that I noticed that I didn''t feel any weight anymore.


    ¡°Since your body is modelled after your soul you look mostly the same, only that your soul has a greenish tint to it.¡± my mentor said, petting the sheep that was currently licking my body all over.


    ¡°So what now? Do I have to do something or do I have to wait for something?¡±


    ¡°Oh you are going to have to wait until you are sucked into the deities realm, shouldn¡¯t take-¡± Roxy started to explain before I felt myself dragged out of her house, going up into the sky at a rapid pace. I was going further and further upwards, at some point leaving Earth as I was pulled back into the dark void that I have dreamt about for such a long time. The Stairwell greeted me, and somewhere far on top of it was¡­ A large, red mansion. I guessed that was my goal.


    It took ages to get up the stairwell, my sense of time and scale going out the window as I finally reached my destination. The front door of the large mansion that awaited me on the other side of this FUCKING STUPIDLY LONG STAIRWELL. There was a part of me that felt lucky that I wasn¡¯t in my human body for this whole thing, or else I would have given up a quarter of the way through. And when I tried to look back at just how big the stairwell was it was¡­ gone.


    ¡°Good riddance.¡± I muttered to myself, knocking on the giant, golden door that was adorned with roses and this colored glass you see at catholic churches. Gods like to be pompous I suppose. It didn¡¯t seem like anybody answered, and seeing no doorbell I turned the doorknob and went inside. The first thing that caught my eye was the passed off person lying on the carpet in the middle of the huge lobby. They had the head of a stag and their skin seemed to glow green underneath their torn tuxedo.


    ¡°Hey are you okay?¡± I asked him, poking them in hopes of getting a reaction out of them. But they seemed to be far too deep in their slumber. I looked around, looking for something to guide me through the house but there was nothing, no signs, no sounds, nothing I could get any information out of. After thinking about it for a while I decided to first go through the rooms in the ground floor, then see what awaited me upstairs. I opened the first door on the right of me, and found.


    An entirely white room, nearly void of anything other than a couch with two people sitting on it who were holding some controllers, with a TV that was powered by god knows what, and a console that I couldn¡¯t say I recognized. The two people that were sitting in the middle of the ¡®room¡¯ seemed to have noticed me, the larger person pausing the game which seemed to upset the tinier one a lot.


    ¡°Oi Miss! Who sent you up here to us?¡± the larger person screamed at me from the far side of the room.


    ¡°Roxy sent me! I need to pick a patron so I can use magic!¡± I shouted back from the door, hoping I was loud enough for him to hear me.


    ¡°AHHHHHHH ROXY¡¯S GAL! C¡¯MERE AND LET US INTRODUCE OURSELVES!¡± they said, waving me closer. I practically sprinted across the room, finally getting a closer look at the two of them. The larger one was a lady probably a head taller than me, wearing practically nothing but a pair of laced panties to hide her lower region. She was if I was going to be honest a very hot, curvy lady with a bit of chub and curly red hair in which she had a little ace of hearts clip in. The tiny person was a man with mind boggling amounts of muscle, wearing a crop top far too tight for him and sweatpants. There was a red string tied around his neck.


    ¡°Welcome mortal! Sorry for how it looks here right now usually we would have prepared a teeny bit at least but Roxy, that wonderful lass, never let us know in advance if one of ye are coming up to us. I am Musarai, you may also know me as Lady Luck, Fortuna, Tyche or all the other fancy names I got over human history. The lad right next to me that isn¡¯t givin¡¯ me the time of day is Arestrium, the god of fate, who is a bit pouty that he didn¡¯t see you comin¡¯. And from how you looked at me I can say that you will have more luck talking to me sweetheart.¡± I blushed a bit, sitting down next to Musaria.


    ¡°So can I just ask how this whole thing is supposed to go? This is my first day as a witch and I don¡¯t really know which deity I should pick, what I should look for in a patron deity and all that stuff. Do I need to sell my soul or anything like that?¡± I inquired, Musarai laughing gleefully.Unauthorized use of content: if you find this story on Amazon, report the violation.


    ¡°Gosh that is so adorable. Patron deities all allow you access to magic but since we are all specialised in different things you get different benefits for choosing a specific deity. I for example would give ya a lot more help with magic that has to do with luck. Your potions wouldn¡¯t be ruined as fast because you have a lot of luck, you would get lucky and find something you need exactly at the time you need it, stuff like that is where I am good at. Now Arestrium on the other hand would make sure that your magic worked as the future demands it, but that comes with the disadvantage that fate can be a cruel lil thing and mess up stuff for you in the long run. Look at me, I was supposed to be a lass like him! What a silly thought that is.¡± she giggled, teasing Arestrium who seemed to have a hard time keeping his mouth shut. ¡°And if you want me as your patron goddess you simply have to say so, but I would first look around and see if you don¡¯t find someone who is more suited for ya needs. Then it¡¯s just a handshake and we are done, you got me in your head until you want me gone.¡± I nodded, getting up on my feet.


    ¡°Thanks miss Musarai. You were a huge help.¡±


    ¡°No problem sweetheart, happy to help. And if my guess is any good then you are going to have a lot more luck while exploring this weird house. Take care.¡± Musarai said, watching me leave the room with a big smile on her face.


    Getting through this house was a nightmare. There were a lot of doors that simply lead to solid brick walls, architecture that would make M.C. Escher puke with how confusing it was and rooms that were simply devoid of anything but floor, carpet and walls. It was like a maze, me getting lost in here was a certainty. Thankfully after a while I heard voices in the distance.


    ¡°Maybe make them a little bit bigger? They look a bit too small for me my dearest.¡± said somebody to the right of me, the door leading to what I presumed to be their room was open just a little bit. I tried to get a peek inside through it, hoping to see what was going on in there. There was a naked lady looking at herself in the mirror, grabbing at her thighs while looking at another woman who held a staff in her hand, shooting out sparks of lighting. The lady looking at herself gasped with glee as her thighs got visibly thicker, the lady with the wand now pointing said wand at¡­ me.


    ¡°Come in apprentice, may you watch me and my lover to see what we can offer you as your patron deities.¡± I came inside what looked like their bedroom, a black colored room with lots of reds, pinks and blues mixed everywhere in the decor. Their bed was practically a sea of pillows, plushies of cats strewn around everywhere. There was a large mirror just on the other side of the bed, in which the lady that has been transfigured looked over herself, pinching and grabbing every single bit of herself she could. She seemed happy with what she saw in the mirror, sitting down next to me and the lady in the dress.


    ¡°Should I look away from the naked lady or is it all okay?¡±


    ¡°Oh Florene enjoys being gazed upon. She wants to show the world who she looks like each and every single day, male, female, both or neither.¡± The lady in the red dress said, making Florene giggle.


    ¡°And what would your name be miss?¡± I asked.


    ¡°My name is Pevelies. We are the gods of positive change. Should you choose us as our patrons you would get better transfiguration as a benefit.¡± Pevelies said, pointing her wand at me.


    ¡°Perhaps you want to try it out yourself, look in the mirror and see for yourself.¡± Florene said with giddy excitement in her voice. I simply nodded, standing in front of the mirror and looking at myself. There wasn¡¯t really anything about my body? Soul? That I wanted to change, but there was something I was dissatisfied with. My clothes were an eyesore to me, they were old baggy male clothes that barely fit my cute girly body. I concentrated on the clothes I wished I had on me, a long green skirt, black thigh highs with some sneakers, and a sheep hoodie. And just after I thought these clothes into existence they appeared on my body, fitting as perfectly as I imagined they would.


    ¡°Isn¡¯t it amazing apprentice?¡± Pevelies asked, hugging Florene as she sat on her lap.


    ¡°It is wonderful! I love your offer very much but I would like to see everyone I could be patrons with but know that I am considering your offer a lot right now.¡± I blurted out, the two goddesses nodding.


    ¡°Very well. We hope you will choose us young apprentice, but even if not you will always be able to visit us after today. Farewell.¡±


    ¡°Farewell!!!!¡±


    It took me a while to figure out where to go next, a loud rumbling above me answering the question. There were far too many staircases to count, leading in all sorts of weird directions. After a while I decided to ditch them entirely, hopping from staircase to staircase until I arrived at the floor I wanted to arrive at. It was far darker than in the floors I had been wandering about previously, the aesthetics of the mansion changing far more from gold and fluff to black and gothic. I followed the sounds of¡­ things being slammed against each other into a big hall that was lit by a lot of UV lights that seemed to span the entire thing. There was a person in a suit standing in the corner not making any noises, the lady from my dreams, La Shay¡¯ waving at me with what looked like¡­. Roxy at her side at a big dining table. Some burly man similar in appearance to a very old stone golem threw a chair at a lady with in metal arm. The lady was able to dodge, give the burly man a sucker punch and launch him wherever gods go when they are knocked out. La Shay¡¯ and Roxy applauded.


    ¡°Where have you been Myra? You missed a very good performance by our newest friend here. Come sit down with is.¡±


    The lady waved at me with her metallic arm which was dripping with the blood from the dude that had been attacking her. She was wearing a schoolgirl¡¯s uniform if you made it punk rock and pink. She looked very cute. I walked towards them, sitting down next to Roxy, hoping that I wouldn¡¯t blush at least this time now.


    ¡°So how has your journey been so far?¡± La Shay¡¯ asked.


    ¡°It was pretty weird to say the least, met a lot of new people that are all very awesome and deciding with which patron deity to go is hard. Oh gosh I am sorry, hello I am Myra.¡± I said, stretching out my hand to the cutie with the sidecut that was just¡­ fuck I am gay.


    ¡°Ukatala, I am pretty much the new girl here, nice to meet you Myra.¡± Ukatala said, shaking my hand with her human arm that was not dripping with blood and she was still nearly crushing it. ¡°Goddess of Technomancy. It¡¯s a new type of magic, so there is still a lot to be discovered. If you were my patron I could help you learn it very fast. But it¡¯s totally your choice. Just saying.¡± she said, blushing a bit.


    I leaned towards Roxy for a moment, whispering to her. ¡°Please help me pick Roxy I am a gay lil¡¯ idiot and most of these goddesses are cute ladies what should I do?¡± Roxy giggled, La Shay¡¯ trying to not crack a smile while they looked at each other before looking back at me.


    ¡°That sadly is going to be your decision hun. Just go with your instinct. And no, you can¡¯t pick La Shay¡¯, she is taken. And also far too dangerous as a patron deity.¡±


    ¡°I am sorry, I am the goddess of rebirth so the blessing I gave you was to never die, but seeing you vanish into nothing would break my heart.¡±


    ¡°Gosh I love you so much you cute dork.¡± The two of them proceeded to kiss, me and Ukalata looking a bit awkwardly at it before looking more awkwardly at ourselves. Picking a patron deity will be hard but I had to make a choice.

 The chapter that is Gay

    It took me a long time until I was able to think of who I wanted to pick as my patron deity. Florene and Pevelies certainly where a good pick; being able to change on the fly was absolutely something that could come in handy. And Musarai seemed like a fun Lady that offered to let me change my own luck. But there was something that drew me towards Ukalata. It wasn¡¯t simply the prospect of being able to use Technomancy, something not even Roxy herself was able to show me. Something in my heart told me that it was the right decision. Maybe it was her long wavy purple hair that seemed to flow over her shoulder like a river, the glossy black lipstick she wore that I would love to see on my own skin, her azure eyes that I couldn¡¯t stop looking at, the cute punk rock schoolgirl outfit she wore, her incredible, big thighs that were covered by cute black and purple thigh-highs, the cute little smile that she was giving me right now¡­ Everything about her was simply amazing. I HAD to pick her. I turned to face her in the strange dining hall, my mouth refusing to behave, leaving me a stuttering, gay mess.


    ¡°U-Ukalata. I... I¡­ I wanna become your patron!¡± I said a lot louder then I wanted to, somewhat startling both Ukalata and everyone else in the room. Roxy and La Shay¡¯ gave me a heartful grin as Ukalata herself blushed as red as a ripe tomato.


    ¡°**YES**! Yes a million billion times yes I waited forever to get a patron! Especially such a cute patron like you!¡± she replied, offering her trembling robot arm for me to shake. I held it as tightly as I could with both my hands, shaking as if my life depended on it. As I was doing so I felt¡­ at ease, everything but the feeling of happiness overcoming me as I closed my eyes. I had to close them, they felt extremely heavy and something compelled me to relax and wait for a little while.After a while I couldn¡¯t even feel Ukalata¡¯s hands anymore, the warm, fuzzy feeling that overcame me drowning out everything else. And when I finally was able to lift my eyes I found myself at a different place than where I was.


    ¡°Do you like how it looks? I tried for a long time to make this place look like my own.¡± Ukalata said, helping me up off the ground. We were in a room filled with electronics, the walls were plastered with posters about Anarcho Communism and trans memes. There was a giant robot floating around, sorting things neatly into boxes.It was a bit larger than me and Ukalata, a black Automaton with four giant arms that could easily tear me up. It then faced me head on, an LED face displaying a cat face going ¡°UWU¡± at me. And below me was a tiny purple robotic cat, practically begging for pets. And since I didn¡¯t want to leave the cute kitty hanging like that I gave her all the pets she craved, lifting her up to my chest.


    ¡°What is this place Ukalata?¡± I inquired, the kitten rubbing its cheek on my chest.


    ¡°This is My Domain! My little slice of heaven where we can meet in your sleep. Of course I will spend some time in the mortal realm now so we can be together but when I have to go to sleep I will be here. It is our place now!¡± she exclaimed with glee, giving me a very tight hug which nearly crushed the poor little kitty. ¡°Oh, that reminds me, you will probably wake up soon and go back to the mortal realm, so I will see you there, my lovely patron.¡±


    ¡°Well it was certainly fun to stroll around the world of Gods, I hope I will have a chance to do it again,¡± I said before being suddenly jolted back in my physical body.


    ¡°Easy now, you must be very dazed after your spirit left this realm for so long,¡± Roxy said, picking me up from the grass. It was dark outside and the lights in the room where turned on.


    ¡°Gosh, how long was I gone? And could we maybe go and get something to eat, I am really hungry.¡± I asked my mentor, who was then looking at her wristwatch.


    ¡°It¡¯s 8pm now¡­ 8pm on Friday, you have been asleep for 31 hours. It was honestly crazy how much you slept. Wanna go for some fast food?¡± I was knocked out for 31 hours? An entire DAY passed me by and I didn¡¯t even notice? No wonder I was starving.


    ¡°Yeah let¡¯s go grab some kebabs,¡± I said, walking down together with Roxy. She opened the door of the Trueno for me, but just as we were about to ride off somebody screamed from outside the car.


    ¡°WAITTTTTT!!!!! I WANNA COME WITH YOU!!!¡± Ukalata said, slamming full force into the side of the Trueno, seemingly not used to her new human body. ¡°Oow.¡±


    ¡°Ukalata! What are you doing here? How are you even here!¡± I asked.


    ¡°I got myself a human form hun! This feels very new and definitely strange if I can be honest here, my arm never felt this heavy before.¡± She said, lifting up her impressive metal arm in the air.


    ¡°Get in already!¡± Roxy said, a tad bit impatient. ¡°Myra isn¡¯t the only one that didn¡¯t eat for more then a day.¡± Ukalata got into the back row of the car with me, sliding up real close, a big smile on her face.


    ¡°Where are we going?¡± she asked, mimicking me as I put on the safety belt on.


    ¡°A place where they sell food, and some really good food at that. I hope you are strapped in, because I am going to drive very recklessly.¡± Roxy said, increasing the volume of the radio to near ear deafening amounts, speeding off through the street.


    It didn¡¯t take long to arrive at the kebab place, Roxy parking as fast as she could into the only spot left in the fairly small parking lot. She didn¡¯t even notice anyone else when she was driving to the kebab place, the Trueno was all she focused on and she did so with perfect precision. After she stopped the car it was as if the ghost that possessed her left her body, then she looked back at us. Ukalata had her head on my shoulder, hugging me tightly from the side, terrified of how fastly and furiously Roxy drove the car.


    ¡°Is it over?¡± she asked me in a petrified tone.


    ¡°It is hun, it¡¯s okay,¡± I replied, patting her head in an attempt to calm her down. She practically melted under my hand, closing her eyes as she leaned her head on my shoulder.


    ¡°Okay you two lovebirds, time to get something to shove down our mouths.¡± Roxy said with her voice shaking a bit. Getting out of the car and into the very tiny kebab store, the man at the counter greeted her heartily. Ukalata and I got out of the car, her legs shaking from the ride over here. We went inside, where Roxy introduced us.


    ¡°And these are Myra and Ukalata, a couple of friends of mine.¡± Ukalata and I simply said hello to the very kind Turkish man who immediately focused on me; telling me how much I looked like his beautiful daughter, how nice it was to meet me and so on and so forth. He then went to shake Ukalata¡¯s hand and was a bit freaked out by her metal arm, before switching to utter fascination at how well it was built.


    ¡°Aamir I love when you are being sentimental but we are really hungry so could you cook us up something real fast,¡± said Roxy in the middle of his rant at how technology has gotten so godly over time.


    ¡°Excuse me, Roxy, I will get right on that. For you the usual, I presume, but what do the other girls want?¡± said the store owner, going back behind the counter.


    ¡°Just give us what Roxy is having.¡± I said, Ukalata nodding with me.


    ¡°Very well, three kebabs coming right up.¡± We sat down on the nearest table, Ukalata sitting next to me while Roxy was facing us. It felt nice to be near Ukalata. Was it silly that I was starting to feel romantic towards a goddess of all people, especially my own patron deity? Roxy was together with La Shay¡¯, so maybe there could be a chance of something starting between us.This text was taken from Royal Road. Help the author by reading the original version there.


    ¡°So when are you two gay dumbasses gonna date already?¡± Roxy asked very bluntly of us, turning us both into flustered, gay messes.


    ¡°WhatdoyoumeantheretotallyisnothingbetweenUkalataandmehahahhaahahathatssillyyoursosilly,¡± shot out of my mouth like a bullet, my face growing more and more red to the point where I had to hide my face in my hands.


    ¡°AHHHHHHH but I can¡¯t ask Myra out do you see how cute she is?????? Not even a goddess as young as me could hope to get together with such a cutie. Just look at her! Her amazing undercut with her dark green hair! The cute little sheep hoodie she is wearing, her beautiful brown eyes, her adorable green skirt and thigh highs! And just how hot she looks, I would be lying if I said that I didn¡¯t think some lewd thoughts, I can barely take it.¡± I was stunned at Ukalata¡¯s reaction. Someone found me cute???? AND HOT????? A LITERAL GODDESS THOUGHT I WAS HOT????? Before I could even process that thought she grabbed me by the shoulders, giving me a kiss on the lips. I leaned into it, wrapping my arms around her neck as we continued to passionately kiss, everything else surrounding us fading from existence as if it was just the two of us together. We were LOUDLY interrupted by Aamir bringing us our food.


    In front of us were three plates, on top of which was flatbread with thinly sliced meat, cabbage, onions, carrots and tzatziki stuffed inside it. Gosh it smelled delicious. Roxy started eating as soon as she could get her hands on it, munching it down in near seconds. Aamir looked a bit concerned at the spectacle.


    ¡°U...uuh Roxy, you okay hun?¡± he asked very silently.


    ¡°Yeah I am gooooooodddd, it''s as tasty as always,¡± she answered looking at us. Ukalata was grabbing it very carefully so she wouldn¡¯t crush the delicacy with her metal arm.Gosh it tasted amazing, there were many kebab shops where I have eaten personally and a lot of them tasted pretty good, but this particular one was simply better than every single one I have ever eaten. It took us a while to finish it compared to Roxy¡¯s near lightning speed, but after about twenty minutes we were done, our hunger sated and Ukalata enjoying her first ever meal. We got up from the table, Roxy paying the Aamir a hundred euro.


    ¡°Roxy you are way too generous, dear! You always give me far too much!¡±


    ¡°It¡¯s what you deserve Aamir, keep the change,¡± Roxy said, heading into the car. Me and Ukalata were a bit embarrassed, slowly stepping back until we were both inside, where we shoved embarrassment aside and simply started to make out. Ukalata was the one that started but I couldn¡¯t help but comply, letting her cover me in her lipstick as she hugged me tighter and tighter, making me melt in her arms as I let myself enjoy the attention.


    ¡°I love you Myra,¡± she whispered, making me giggle with glee.


    ¡°I love you too!!!!!!¡± I nearly screamed into her ear, hugging her as tight as my arms were able to.


    ¡°Okay you two lovebirds, class is dismissed for Myra, I am driving you home and you can do whatever you two want to do without endangering yourselves while I drive. Now put your seatbelts on before you dorks hurt yourselves!¡± We were startled, excusing ourselves to Roxy, putting on our seatbelts before we noticed that she had been driving during the whole makeout session.


    After a while we finally reached my apartment, Roxy a tad bit impatient as she seemingly had other stuff to do. We stepped out of the car, me and Ukalata looking at each other with heart eyes. Metaphorical heart eyes. I would have to transfigure real ones once I could for the cute effect. We were greeted by a very angry Janice, who was somehow fed but had been at a headpat deficit that needed to be fixed immediately.


    ¡°AAA! KITTY! The reason the internet exists!¡± exclaimed Ukalata, lifting up Janice to rub her cheek on her cute little kitten face. We sat down together in my small little bed, holding hands while we simply looked at each other.


    ¡°Would it be weird if we started to date? I mean you are my patron deity after all but you are such a great girl and I would love you to be my girlfriend,¡± I asked, Ukalata smiling happily.


    ¡°PLEASE BE MY GIRLFRIEND! I would love love LOVE to be your girlfriend! I want to try out so many things with you I cannot wait,¡± she replied, hugging me as tight as she could. We were girlfriends now. I couldn¡¯t really believe it myself. We ended up making out until the early morning, kissing, smooching and giving each other headpat so much that we didn¡¯t even notice the time flying by. After a long while Ukalata asked me something that I didn¡¯t expect to hear so early after we began our relationship, but something that excited me nonetheless.


    ¡°Would you like to do some Lewd stuff with me?¡±


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    ¡°W..what do you mean?¡± I asked in a bit of a shocked tone? Did she really want to ask me what I thought she would.


    ¡°Maybe we could¡­ gosh, this is gonna be embarrassing. I wanna try having sex,¡± Ukalata said, hiding behind her hands to hide her face.


    ¡°SURE! I mean¡­ if you really want to¡­¡± I replied, both of us too embarrassed to do much of anything but hide behind our hands and look at each other. After awhile I decided to take the initiative, taking off my hoodie and bra, putting Ukalata¡¯s hands on my chest. To my surprise her metal arm didn¡¯t feel that different from her fleshy one, making me moan a little as she gently squeezed my breasts.


    ¡°G-gosh they¡¯re so soft and nice.¡± Ukalata leaned forward, moving her hands to cup my breasts from below. She rested her head on top of them and let out a gentle breath. ¡°World colder and harder than my arm. Titty soft and warm.¡± She rubbed her cheeks on them and gave them a little squeeze. I meanwhile decided that the clothes on my lower region would need go to, taking my sweet time to undress myself very slowly to tease Ukalata as she finally got to see my hen, already very erect from the gentle teasing that she gave to my breasts.


    ¡°Do you like what you¡¯re seeing?¡± I said in a very mischievous tone, getting fully on top of her as she tried to undress, but being denied by me filling her face with my chest, sliding my hands down her shirt to fondle her chest. I gently played with her nipples, hoping to make her moan in pleasure. ¡°Feels nice, doesn¡¯t it?¡±


    ¡°Y-yeah, wow, hah. Just, be gentle. I¡¯m not used to sensations like this at all.¡± Ukalata got herself free from having a faceful of breasts, just so she could lean forward and give me a quick kiss on the lips. Then, her gentle fingers traced my side, giving gentle squeezes, before she reached for my crotch, fondling my erect hen. ¡°I, uhm, I¡¯m¡­ commando, under the skirt, so if you wanna¡­ go ahead.¡± She kissed my neck and laid her head back down, looking up at me with those eyes of hers. Had she stolen my idea for heart eyes?


    ¡°Oh, I would like to do some stuff first if you don¡¯t mind, here, let me help you~¡± I pulled up her skirt, going further down the bed to get a better look of Ukalata¡¯s vagina. I started to eat her out, grabbing her soft ass while I spelt out the alphabet with my tongue, listening to Ukalata¡¯s moans as I played more and more with her body. I stopped eating her out, thrusting my hen inside her pussy.


    ¡°A-aaaah rough rough rough!!!¡± Ukalata yelled out, surprising both of us, as I slid out of her and we sat there for a second, her panting. ¡°You almost tore me! Please, gentler. I¡¯ve only physically had one for half a day.¡± She pouted a bit, and I could only smile awkwardly and give her a headpat.


    ¡°So do you want to try it again with me being a bit gentler or do you wanna call it quits for tonight?¡± I asked Ukalata


    ¡°Give me a second and then let¡¯s go again. Gentler this time,¡± was her answer, as she sat up and leaned forward to give me a hug. ¡°It was nice until that one moment. I don¡¯t want it ruining out first time.¡± I went back on top of Ukalata, this time thrusting my hen into her as gentle as I could, holding her arms, as she let out a big loud moan.


    ¡°Is this better now hun?¡± I asked, giving her a kiss on the cheek.


    ¡°Much better, so so much better. Could you, uhm, could you rub around my clit with your fingers as well?¡± Ukalata bit her lower lip slightly as she looked me in the eyes. I nodded and did as she asked, my finger rubbing around her clit as I held her hand in another, interlocking our hands while I tried to go as gently with my hen as I could, looking at Ukalata to see if I was going to fast. Her moans grew louder and louder, my grip on her robotic hand growing harder as I felt her legs starting to shiver, our bodies not used to this amount of pleasure.


    ¡°I aaAAAAH-¡± was Ukalata¡¯s last loud noise, as her thighs clenched around me, and she nearly broke my hand with her metal one as she squeezed it hard. But all the pressure from her hand was released, and she lay there, panting. ¡°I¡¯m haah haah I¡¯m sorry I finished fi-first.¡± I heard her gulp while panting, lifting her metal arm onto her chest. ¡°I-if you want me to finish you can¡­ pull a condom over these two fingers and...¡± She covered her face with her free hand, blushing hard, biting her lower lip ¡°...I¡¯ll turn on vibrations.¡± She said, but I couldn¡¯t even concentrate on hearing her, letting out one last moan before falling on top of her chest.


    ¡°AAAhhhh¡­. It¡¯s fine.. Won¡¯t be necessary... gosh¡­ this was good.¡± I said, pulling out of her. ¡°Awww, I don¡¯t even have girlcum anymore, what a shame.¡± I laid down next to her, Ukalata giving me a smooch on the face. ¡°I hope it felt good for you babe,¡± I said, pulling her closer to me to give her hugs. Ukalata nuzzled into my neck, giving me a gentle kiss before resting there.


    ¡°It did. I¡¯m so, so glad you picked me as your goddess, and that you agreed to date me.¡± I heard her start breathing gently, as if snoring. ¡°I love you, my little witch.¡± She said sleepily, dozing off.


    ¡°I love you too, my beautiful strong goddess.¡± I replied, drifting off into sweet dreams with her.

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    When I woke up, I couldn¡¯t really believe what my eyes were seeing. I remember what happened last night, but seeing a very naked Ukalata sleeping on top of me was simply too much for me to handle. I gave her head a few pats, an instinct in me telling me to do so.


    ¡°Morning.¡± she muffled into my chest, rubbing her head in my cleavage.


    ¡°Good morning my dearest~ You doin¡¯ okay?¡±. Wait she didn¡¯t take off her clothes last night when we had sex, did she get naked and on top of me on purpose later?


    ¡°Oh I am doing excellent! I hope you like what you have lying on top of you, I got up a bit earlier then you and thought this was a cute little thing I could do for you.¡± Ukalata said, moving closer to me so she could give me a kiss. I wrapped my arms around her neck, slowly getting up as we kissed. Afterwards, while getting dressed, my cat Janice jumped on the bed to join us. Or more precisely, to scream at us for food.


    ¡°MEOW¡­.¡± she yelled at us, obviously very hungry after we hadn¡¯t paid attention to her for so long.


    ¡°Alright Janice I will get you food. Maybe we should grab something to eat as well, don¡¯t you think hun?¡± It still felt so exciting being able to call Ukalata affectionate names. This is my girlfriend now! I somehow gained a goddess as my girlfriend and she loves me!


    ¡°Only if it¡¯s as sweet as you~¡± she replied, snapping her fingers. Her clothes materialized right on her body, as if they were never gone in the first place. We got up, giving Janice some cat food while I went to cook ourselves something to eat.


    It didn¡¯t take long for us to finish our breakfast, Ukalata opting to eat some chocolate cornflakes (with added sugarcubes to ¡°make it just as sweet as me¡±), while I made myself two mirrored eggs with bacon. When we got to washing the dishes Ukalata snapped her fingers again, cleaning everything we used and putting it in the cupboards in an instant. That certainly would come in handy for when we would need to clean up the mess that was my apartment. It was a tiny little thing, with a miniscule kitchen, a bedroom+Living room combo and a toilet. All I was able to afford back when I was just working as a waitress. I called Roxy, letting her know that I was awake and ready to start our lesson today while Ukalata was playing with Janice, using one of the fingers in her robotic arm as a laser pointer.


    ¡°So, besides the lesson, how is it going with with Ukalata?¡± she asked me in a teasing tone.


    ¡°I.. Uhh¡­ I guess we are girlfriends now, nothing special happened last night, we just made out and went to bed, trust me.¡± I said, hoping that my embarrassment wasn¡¯t noticeable in my voice. Roxy did a noticeable little ''HMMMMM'' before continuing the conversation.


    ¡°Awwwwwww, I am very glad that you made a good choice for your patron deity, you and Ukalata are adorable together. Reminds me of the first day I had with La Shay¡¯. How fast time flies, first you are in ancient greece learning more about long forgotten goddesses in the hope of finding someone who could give you the body you want, the next thing you know you get turned into a girl and get a girlfriend.¡± Roxy said, going on and on and on about how she met La Shay¡¯ back in 600 bc¡­. Which sounded a bit OUT THERE if I was going to be honest but I didn¡¯t know enough about Roxy to dispute that. We hung up, Roxy planning to pick us up in an hour.


    An hour filled with kissing, telling each other ¡°I love you¡±, and a bit of more of the lewd gay stuff that made me moan so loud that my neighbors got concerned. Roxy arrived shortly afterwards, screaming at us from outside rather than coming in herself.


    ¡°Well at least somebody came.¡± said Ukalata, giggling as she gave me a smooch on the lips. We went outside, Roxy impatiently waiting for us in the car.


    ¡°Come on ladies, I don¡¯t have all day!¡± she shouted at us, tapping the face of a watch that she didn¡¯t have. We looked at each other and shrugged, getting inside the Trueno and fastening our seatbelts. ¡°Sorry if I seem a bit AGITATED right now but there is a little thing I will have to deal with today and the faster I am done with our lesson, the sooner I can get to fixing some stuff that just came up, so hold on to your fucking seatbelts.¡± she said, not even giving us enough time to talk before she drove backwards out of the parking lot, drifting the Trueno by 180 degrees before speeding off as fast as the car allowed. Ukalata held me very tightly again, definitely not being able to handle car rides like this.


    What took us about an hour and a half last time only took us twenty with Roxy¡¯s expert driving skills.


    ¡°FUCK YES! NEW RECORD.¡± she said, hitting her turning wheel with glee. Ukalata and I jumped out of the car, giving each other a tight hug before going inside Roxy¡¯s shop. As we were about to go in I saw that the sign was saying that the shop was open, which couldn¡¯t be since Roxy was with us for the entire ride.


    ¡°Roxy, who is in the shop right now?¡± I asked, confused if she may have hired somebody to take care of the shop when she was gone.


    ¡°Just wait and see.¡± she said, opening the door to reveal¡­ La Shay¡¯, sitting by the counter with two people currently buying what looked like a real magical potion. And those two peoplelooking like Florene and Pevelies.Stolen content warning: this content belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences.


    ¡°Hey Myra, nice to see you again!¡± Florene said, jumping up and down. They looked different from last time, a bit more androgynous but with a rather.. large chest and a good amount of tummy to boot. Their hair was a dark shade of purple, the very tiny crop top adorned with an they/them pronoun pin, their skirt barely covering up anything. Considering that Florene wanted to show of as much of their godly body as possible that made a lot of sense, but it did make me blush a whole heck of a lot. And Pevelies was her usual self, wearing the same silky red dress she wore when I went to the realm of gods. If I didn¡¯t know it any better I would describe her as a succubus, her gaze causing the nonexistent hairs on my neck to stand on end. She looked back at La Shay¡¯ and gently handed over the cash for the potion, it looking like the potion that Roxy downed when she grew into a mountain of muscle.


    ¡°Titania thanks you as always Roxy.¡± Pevelies said ¡°Your the only witch in this part of germany that can brew them so well. You truly saved my lover from a very dark fate.¡± Roxy chuckled a bit, dismissively waving her hand.


    ¡°It¡¯s just a simple potion that reverts their extreme muscle atrophy, nothing that needs all the thanks and the theatrics. As long as she actually gets better now and not worse, thanks to all those hack witches, I am more than happy to help.¡± Florene rushed out of the door, waiting excitedly for Pevelies outside as the two went away, holding their hands.


    ¡°They are regulars, their partner Titania had been duped by a stupid wizzard who wouldn''t know how to cast a spell if his life depended on it. They are now made out of one big pile of amorphous slime that cannot keep their cohesion for long but thanks to the potion I am brewing for them they are able to form a good, very buff whole person. They are not my type but I can see why Florene and Pevelies would love to be with them, having a strong and protect partner who can carry both of them at once is very, very nice, and soon enough Titania won¡¯t need the potion anymore.¡± explained Roxy as me and Ukalata went into my mentors witches lair.


    ¡°Wait, if they are made out of slime then how are they able to go out and not seem off?¡± I asked her, a bit confused.


    ¡°Florene and Pevelies are projecting one big illusionary field around them. Everyone who looks at them perceives them how Titania views themself. Not even electronic equipment is safe from it, the only way one would be able to see that their true form would be if they cut them open, but that isn¡¯t really required as they can¡¯t really get sick as we do. Now let¡¯s learn how to make a potion shall we?¡± my mentor replied, pointing towards a table with a lot of plants, liquids and ¡­ organs on top of it, neatly sorted into piles.


    ¡°So today I am going to show you one of the most basic potions you can make. A potion of general healing, able to cure small wounds and non lethal illnesses, as well as a great source of caloric intake. If you drink too much of this stuff your gonna turn chubby real fast but in small doses it¡¯s far more effective then the average paracetamol. Now usually if a regular mortal would throw all of the stuff you see here in a pot and boil it it would result it absolutely nothing, but since we have the help of our lovely lovely patron deities.¡± Roxy looked over to Ukalata, who let out a little giggle as she hooked her arm into mine. ¡°We can brew this stuff together and actually get an effect out of it. So let me show you how it works and you try to do the same, alright?¡± I nodded, moving next to Roxy over the brewing table.


    It took us a good 4 hours to get the potion finished. 4 hours of shaking the vial, grounding up plants, cutting up pieces of meat in specific increments, heating it all up at EXACTLY the right temperature, and a whole lot of waiting. It felt like cooking a stew almost, Ukalata being able to recite the recipe by heart while smiling gleefully, making out with me at a few points when we could do nothing but sit on chairs and watch the concoction bubble up.


    ¡°The biggest thing that a witch needs for potion brewing is patience. You need to give it care and wait for it until everything is just right. And if I am looking at the clock correctly we are very soon done with these two potions.¡± Roxy said, getting up from one of the old oak chairs that she got us to sit in. She turned off the flame that was created by a sigil underneath the vials, which were filled with a now dark red substance. She slid open a drawer with a bunch of old looking papers inside, all sorted after categories like ¡°temp 300¡ã Celcius¡± or ¡°Rapid freeze¡± and grabbed one that was filled under ¡°Instant cooling¡±, tapping it against the vials. The sigil glowed a pale blue light, the potions growing cold as soon as it faded. .


    ¡°What is the difference between sigils and spells if I can quickly ask?¡± I said, watching Roxy take a small sip of the potion.


    ¡°Sigils are multi use and work off of the desires of the person crafting it, while spells are usually single use, very costly in energy and work out of meticulous writing and casting. Now do you want to give our freshly brewed potion a sip?¡±


    I looked at her as she handed me the vial, watching it with a sense of mystery as I grabbed it. It looked like something out of dungeons and dragons, a semi viscous liquid, looking like a liquid ruby. I lifted it up to my mouth, the potion smelling like beef stew, which considering how it felt to cook the dang thing felt very appropriate. It went down pretty easily, tasting quite bland with a hint of salt. Didn¡¯t take long and I finished the whole thing. Roxy looked a bit concerned at me but didn¡¯t say anything, simply smirking at me with an evil grin. She must have thought that I had forgotten what the potion would do if I drank it all but she was wrong, I was waiting for it. The body that the magic gender change potion gave me was pretty good. It had great bust, got me some banging hips and thankfully my genitals stayed untouched. But it felt like something was missing, and having had Ukalata lay down on me made it obvious what it was. I didn¡¯t have any meat on my bones, and that was something that I wanted to change as soon as possible. This transformation wasn¡¯t as sudden as my previous one, it was slow and felt more¡­ arousing. Feeling my body grow bigger by the second was blissful, I didn¡¯t know how Roxy was able to handle so much pleasure because this was intoxicating. It nearly felt as good as what I did with Ukalata last night. I was surprised that my clothes weren¡¯t ripping apart, but I guess that was another benefit of being girlfriends with an actual goddess. Ukalata held me in her strong arms as I grew fatter and fatter, until I had gained a sizable tummy and some cleavage to boot.


    ¡°Enjoyed yourself there big girl?¡± Roxy asked me, letting out a small giggle.


    ¡°Gosh¡­ That felt¡­ so fucking good.¡± was all I was able to stutter out, wrapping my arms around my lovely girlfriend.


    ¡°Well get used to that, that happens when you overdose on potions and get hit with their secondary effect. If you use a potion as intended that would not happen, but I have a slight little hunch that that was your goal.¡± she said. ¡°Well, It¡¯s time to give you some rest after today¡¯s lesson, I hope you took everything in I taught you today. Get your pretty asses up and let me drive you home.¡± I was already excited about what other things Roxy would teach me tomorrow.

 An Unfamiliar Situation

    The night after my potion-brewing lesson was a very calm one. Ukalata and me  spent the rest of the day kissing each other, going over the new curves on my body and giving each other headpats. It was after about four to five hours later that Ukalata seemingly remembered something as she facepalmed with her robot hand, which seemed to not hurt her in the slightest.


    ¡°I FORGOT TO GIVE YOU A FAMILIAR DANGIT.¡± she screamed out, shaking me in her arms as if to shake whatever she was looking for out of me.


    ¡°You forgot to give me what?¡± I looked at her as she continued to rattle me akin to somebody trying to shake snacks out of a vending machine.


    ¡°Okay so usually when we become patrons to a mortal, we goddesses are supposed to gift our patrons with a familiar, little animal buddies that are supposed to help you with small things in your day to day witchcrafting lives¡­. But you are the first patron I ever got, so I am not entirely sure on what to do other than I AM FUCKING IT UPPPPPPPPPP.¡± Ukalata stopped shaking me, my whole body feeling like stirred up jello as she seemed to look for a solution to this otherworldly obligation that she had to fulfill. Her eyes suddenly lit up as she heard Janice meow at us, demanding that we give her more nourishment that is not dry.


    ¡°We could build a familiar together! I get to show you the ropes on how the heckies technomancy works and we get to do something cute and gay together!¡± she said as her face was as bright as the gosh dang sun. If I hadn¡¯t fallen in love with her back when we first met in the palace of the gods I would have done so now. Gosh this girl is melting my heart.


    ¡°Sure~¡± was all I was able to get out of my mouth, grinning like an idiot as she dragged me away to our PC table turned makeshift witchcraft station.


    Ukalata dumped a bunch of electronic parts onto the table, sorting them in a way that I didn¡¯t quite understand.


    ¡°So the basis of technomancy is honestly very simple. We flex on Victor Frankenstein. It¡¯s basically giving life to mechanical parts. And unlike him using lightning, we just ask nature for a favor, and then the machines move like living things.¡± She picked up one of the motors and a gear. ¡°It¡¯s also great for reducing the mountains of electronic waste that are lying around the world, as we are able to make them work again in the things we are breathing a ¡®soul¡¯ into.¡± She put the bits she was holding down and giggled a bit. ¡±Of course, the idea of souls is very vague, and even the different gods of dead and death have no clue how it works. We¡¯re basically necromancers, but with wires and chips and metal instead of bones and meat and junk.¡±


    I raised an eyebrow as I picked up one of the fried wires she wanted to use in whatever it was that she wanted to build, but this is both my girlfriend and a goddess so she definitely knew what she was doing.


    ¡°But what exactly do we do with this now? I have never really built anything with electronics before so this whole mess of adult lego pieces leaves me a bit stumped.¡± I asked her, watching her hands very carefully. She let out a loud snort, taking the wire I had out of my hand before placing it somewhere on top of the motor, the both of them changing shape and coloration into much smaller bits that looked brand new.


    ¡°It¡¯s all in your mind. You don¡¯t really need to know anything about this stuff, as long as you will it to make it working again. Do you honestly think that a necromancer knows anything about the human body? Hell no, they just know how to resurrect it, and it''s going to probably be the same deal for you. How do you think the Bone Spider got invented?¡±


    I wanted to raise my hand in comment to that but I didn¡¯t really know how to refute that, Ukalata taking that moment to give me a kiss on the cheek as we started to tinker.


    It took me a while to fully figure out how to exert power over the parts but I got the hang of it... Somehow. Ukalata¡¯s Idea was to build a little robotic cat, which was such an adorable idea. We were just about done with what should be the internals.


    ¡°Do you know what you want to name her?¡± she inquired, looking at me as she kneaded two pieces of pink plastic together as if they were clay.


    ¡° Felicity. That sounds like a cute name for a smol teeny tiny pink cat.¡± I replied, giving her a peck on the cheekIf you encounter this tale on Amazon, note that it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it.


    ¡° Why do I feel like i heard that name before...¡± Ukalata mumbled before going back to kneading. ¡°Do you mind if I tell you some ye old gods bullshit while we work on this? I love being with you and this has been pretty nice so far but it is getting really boring when both of us are being shy cuties and don¡¯t talk a lot.¡± She threw the bit of plastic on the desk, as if to get the air out. ¡°Plus it¡¯s awkward to vent about them up top. You never know when Thanatos might be around the corner as you call him an edgy fucker.¡±


    ¡°Sure my love. I am curious to hear what the gods are even doing up there. Must be a lot of weird stuff happening that mortals like me never hear of.¡± I say, which made Ukalata groan a bit as she started to talk.


    ¡°You don¡¯t even know what bullshit happens.For example, Hera STILL misgenders Dionysus despite her constantly correcting her.¡± She shook her head, before sighing deeply. ¡°Hurbenos, the dude that was going around back in egypt, trying to steal the souls of kids, turn them into his obedient puppets and all that jazz. Hasn¡¯t tried to get with the times any bit other than trying to wear that cheap suit of his and stalk the woods now because he thinks that''s easier then just¡­ making a regular contract with someone with their consent?¡± Ukalata began rolling out the plastic. ¡°He still uses the shtick he did 2000 years ago and complains so fucking much that it doesn¡¯t work out for him.¡± She took a piece and formed an ear. ¡°And every single time I tried to tell him that he had to adapt with the new world, and then some twink he mistook for a kid comes around, tells him about suits and now he is just fucking lurking in the dark forest with his gucci 3 piece with his oh so menacing no face routine and it got so boring so long ago and its just URGH.¡± she threw her hands up in defeat. ¡° And don¡¯t even get me started about when I came out of the closet. All these smug idiots going ¡®oh so it¡¯s like when I transform into a bull to go to earth and seduce a mortal lady¡¯ that isn¡¯t the fucking same, Zeus, I¡¯m doing this to be myself, not because I want to cheat on my jealous wife!¡± She made a second ear. ¡°The only ones who hi-fived me were Dio, the sweet girl, and Athena. Loki was busy pranking folks to visit, but they sent me a card later.¡± She snorted. ¡°Artemis was neck deep in girls so she just gave me a thumbs up. Aphrodite was in that pile of girls, so.¡±


    ¡°Girls.¡± I said in response


    ¡°Girls.¡± Ukalata replied, both of us swooning. ¡°And there were two other girls who I have  really big crushes on and talk to from time to time. They are so so so cute! Both of them are minor goddesses, one of them for cats, the other for foxes. The kitty goddess is called Pat¡¯Me, she is an adorable tiny girl with calico fur and the others name is Vulpely who looks like a snowfox and melts as quickly as the snow.¡± Her face got as red as cherries, as she groaned in that specific way gay girls do in certain situations. You know the sound. ¡°They¡¯re both just so tiny and cute and I wanna pick them both up and cuddle them a lot! Pat¡¯Me¡¯s a little bit of a butt at times, but a cutiebutt nonetheless. And Vulpely, gosh, Vulpely spends more time as a blushy puddle than as a snowfox. They¡¯re so so good.¡±


    ¡°Gosh with how your gushing about them I definitely want to meet them sometime. Wanna set up a date with them?¡±


    ¡°Will do so as soon as I can.¡± she said, not even looking up as she finished the eyes of the kitten. Of course it was kawaii anime eyes, what else did I expect from her? ¡°But to get back on ranting about stupid idiot gods. These idiots really didn¡¯t know what to do when Florene and Pevelies decided that they wanted to transition as well.¡± She began molding some of the scrap metal into something resembling bones. ¡°They all knew that trans people existed, heck they even had their own deity in La¡¯Shay, but she was not often with the other people and wanted none of the drama going on in the Olymp. But Florene and Pevelies were the gods of War and torture, they were hypermasculine manly men who honestly tried their hardest to seem manly. And for some odd reason murder was assigned to be something men did. It doesn¡¯t make any sense at all if you think about it for even a few seconds but that was just how they tried to cope with their confusion about their gender identity.¡± She shook her head, before giggling again. ¡°Nicer memories, though, just to balance stuff out. I just remembered how Dionysus cosplayed Dio when JoJo was a thing. And then part 3 happened. She made this special wine that let her just yell out Za Warudo and we¡¯d freeze! I think she still has some of it stashed away.¡±


    I tried not to laugh out loud from that, snickering as Ukalata finally put every single part together. She did most of the work by accident as I was too focused on listening to her.


    She booped the little cat on the nose, its eyes lighting up as it started to boot up.


    ¡°Hewwo.¡± the tiny cat said, in an accent I wasn¡¯t really able to place.


    ¡°Ah shit. I made Robo-Pat¡¯Me by accident.¡± Ukalata said, as if she had an epiphany. Janice seemed confused by my new familiar, looking across from the other table. Felicity looked around, her first steps so shaky that she fell from the table and into my hands.


    ¡°Owies.¡± she shook her head, looking up to me. ¡°Hewwo owo.¡± How did she even pronounce that? This is going to be my familiar now. I gave her a few headpats, which made her purr. It didn¡¯t feel like a fake purr, it felt as if I was petting Janice just now, who decided that it was a good time to jump over to us and demand pets herself. We took them both to bed, both of us busy petting a cat as we cuddled close to each other. The time really flew by today. There was something I wanted to do today, but after a long day of being gay with my goddess girlfriend and creating our own cat I didn¡¯t have the mana left worry about it. Tomorrow me could deal with it.

 Best Served Hot (+ announcement)

    ¡°Remember how I told you I would set up a date for us and Pat¡¯me and Vulpely?¡± asked Ukalata as we came home from another lesson with Miss Roxy and ate together. She tried and failed to explain to me how glyphs worked, so I needed to retake the lesson tomorrow and hope I do better next time... and not nearly burn down a tree by accident.


    ¡°Uh yeah, you told me about it yesterday while we were building Felicity.¡± I said as I finished eating my lunch.


    ¡°Pat¡¯me is busy trying to find a very evil cat breeder who has no regard for the safety of the cats, but Vulpely wanted to meet us today in the local LGBT meetup, said that she was interested in meeting you.¡± she said as she magiced a phone into existence. ¡°The next train would drive there in about 40 minutes, enough for us to calm down a little bit, get dressed and have some fun with Vulpely.¡± she said as she looked at me with puppy eyes, holding up Felicity who did the same but with kitty eyes. ¡°Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?¡± they both begged in unison, forcing a sigh out of me as I thought about it.Unauthorized usage: this narrative is on Amazon without the author''s consent. Report any sightings.


    ¡°Well the LAST time I went to the LGBT meetup in town it ended up with me being booed out for, and I quote ¡®trying to infiltrate lesbian spaces¡¯ or something bullshit like that¡­. But now I look like this, and I do have you now, so I could be a petty bitch and go back there to make them jealous as all hell¡­.. Fuck it, why not.¡± I replied, going to clean up the dishes before Ukalata simply snapped her fingers to clean them in an instant. Always forgot that she was able to do that. Gave me more time to agonize about what to wear. My sense of fashion actually came to life once I had a body I was comfortable with, but there were too many good choices! But I knew one thing right from the start, if I went back to the meetup then whatever I was going to wear to it had to make me look hot.


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