《Diary of a Summoned Dude》


 Dude, wheres my uniform?

    Yesterday:


    I got my typical Tuesday off. Payday as usual; I went out and bought groceries, made payments on rent-to-own furniture(being too broke to buy outright sucks). I paid on items I put in pawn months ago and did laundry in preparation for my 5am shift today.


    Yeah my check is gone already as usual but the wife(not really but we''ve been living together for almost four years and I don''t know how to put the little thingy over the ''e'' in fiancee) bought the groceries at her store last week.


    I settled in for the rest of another scorching August day and played videogames with the wife until dinner time.You could be reading stolen content. Head to Royal Road for the genuine story.


    I went to make the digiorno while she died her hair again(emerald green this time??).


    I wasn''t really paying attention, my vision darkened or something and I stopped to rub my eyes. There was a little spinning circle like a page loading and it annoyed me.


    I almost dropped the pizza and might have uttered a few expletives due to grabbing the hot pan.


    I then served dinner fed our four hellcats and fought with them for my own food.

 Officially Worst Day!

    Today sucks so much, I''ve been poked, prodded, hit with a staff and verbally abused all day.


    Apparently the head wizard or whatever his title is hates me for being here. His favorite apprentice hurt herself summoning my work bag and I. Yeah, I got to bring my dingy old backpack with me somehow. I''d rather have my wife with me but I can''t un-choose my work bag. </img>


    I haven''t actually met this great wizard yet, but his guards are Henri and Gus. They''re not gentlemen at all.


    I spent the time before they came for me inspecting my stuff. I guess I''ll be able to put my thoughts down in this beat up old phone for a while since I have my solar charger, I have no idea if this works but I''m hoping my wife sees these updates and knows I miss her.Support the creativity of authors by visiting Royal Road for this novel and more.

 W...T...F!

I meant to write last night but I was absolutely dead tired.


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