《I'm Not Going to Be Bullied By a Girl》 Chapter 1 – My Lifetime’s Rival Editor: @potatoes | i edit for fun In every mans life, he must have at least one rival. At least that was what my 14-year-old self was convinced of. Speaking which, my rival is probably a neighbors child, nicknamed Little Tyrant. Speaking of this, Im actually kind of embarrassed because Ive been bullied by him since childhood. Although hes the same age as me, hes always been taller than me. At one point he was a whole head taller! All my treasured items that have been taken are listed below: snacks, balloons, manga, water guns, a police hat, and a total of 25 transformer toys. Apart from stealing my things, he used a wide variety of tactics to bully. Some examples are: kicking me into the river while I was concentrated on fishing, removing my chair right before I sat down, spitting on me after I fell into a pit, forcing me to eat bread coated with spicy pepper powder, and dropping a crab down the back of my shirt. In short, its difficult to express how much I suffered under him. In my childish mind, he was at one point even scarier than Godzi. This year Im already in the second year of middle school, next year Ill be in my third. Whatever the case, I want to settle this with Little Tyrant before I attend high school. Otherwise, Ill be scarred for life. This is why I sent him a letter of challenge 3 days ago. Although we werent neighbors anymore after our neighborhood got demolished, he still lives in the same city, only 2 stops away by subway. He probably already received the letter. I invited him out for a one-on-one, the loser must grovel before the winners feet and admit their mistakes, and also return all the toys they snatched. Of course, I dont have any of his toys. However, justice always prevails, right? The location is at a spacious field just behind the boiler factory, its at 9 AM, a time where no one will interrupt. I intentionally picked a location closer to his house, this way if he loses its closer for him to retrieve the toys. Dont misunderstand, Im already 14 so I dont like ying with transformers anymore. However, this is a testimony to my strength and bravery. Besides, I think Optimus Prime must miss me aleady. Speaking of that I havent seen Little Tyrant in 3 years. I remember that he grew up in a single parent household like me. Although I didnt like him, I had a good impression of Auntie Ren. This was because Auntie Ren was young and pretty (she was too young to be an auntie, she was more like a sister), and she was the idol for many young men. Little Tyrant also didnt dare bully me in front of her. The formidable Auntie Ren was also an international level Mixed Martial Arts champion, its no wonder that Little Tyrant was so strong. By contrast, my dad was just a sses otaku that sold various sex items on an online store, how embarrassing. I wonder how was Little Tyrant over the past 3 years, our difference in height couldnt have increased again, right? Myst confrontation with him was in the winter 3 years ago, the big snowkes that day left a deep impression. I forgot why we even started to fight. At that time I almost caught up to him in terms of height, in order to defeat him I was always doing secret training and gained some muscles on my arm. Thats why Ive decided to not endure any longer but to put up a fight. He turned me into a panda numerous times with his iron fist so I also aimed at his eyes, but my fist only brushed his chin and didnt touch his face. An expression of You think youve grown, huh? appeared on his face and then he kicked me in the stomach causing me toy immobile on the ground. Damn, I forgot to guard his feet. Although our heights are approximately the same his legs were always longer than mine (Im sorry for inheriting my dads short legs!). The strange thing is after he knocked me over, he never spat on me like before, and didnt leave, instead he said with a lonely voice: This ce is going to be demolished and everybody will move away, our family is going to move to the red building on North St in the west city, so we cant meet as often anymore... Why are you telling me this? Youre going to escape with my 25 transformers, Congrattions! I keep on getting the feeling that I havent fought enough with you... Is it still not enough? Dont you have enough spoils of war from me? You even took Optimus Prime! Why are you speaking to me with a lonely voice? Are you disappointed that you wont be able to bully me daily from now on? Or are you saying... I suddenly shivered from head to toe. Or are you saying that you see me as a long time enemy, just like how I see you? I lifted my head up from my current kneeling position, Little Tyrant looked down upon me within the flurry of snowkes. Because I was against the sun I couldnt see his face clearly. See youter, Ye Lin (This was the first time he correctly pronounced my name, he always purposely pronounced my name to things such as Wild donkey (Ye Lu)), Ill help you safeguard those transformers... When you feel that you can win against me,e challenge me. He tossed me a piece of paper containing his address, I grasped it in my hands and red at the writing on the page. I have to admit, his handwriting is pretty neat. In the following 3 years I trained myself more severely, one can say it was to an inhumane extent. Situps, pushups, pull-ups, starting at only being able to do 10, to 100, then 200. Every day I ran around Dongshanke with a 2.5kg sandbag tied to my ankles, and then increased it to 5kg. As for buying boxing magazines and peeking at it during ss, Ill omit that. In short, when other kids were eating I was training. When they were sleeping I was still training. If I dont be a martial artist, thats just straight up unreasonable. Even so, I dont have 100% certainty that I can win against Little Tyrant. After all, his mom was a real MMA Champion, he must have learned some secret training methods that arent avable to the public, he might even have one or two sure kill moves. I still must challenge him! Im not fit to be a man if I yield to my fears! Even if I lose I will still challenge him again, once a year! Until I win back Optimus Prime! Thats right, like I mentioned before, a man of my age already doesnt like transformers any more, right? By all means, dont think Im doing this for the toys! When it came time to challenge Little Tyrant I remembered that I didnt know his name. I knew that he had the same surname as Auntie Ren. Since its like this, I copied the address he left previously onto the letter, and wrote Ren WoXing (Ren can also mean to allow, Wo means I and Xing can mean do, so in this context I believe it will mean, allow me to do anything) for the recipient name, I believe this name suits him well. As a result of not wanting Auntie Ren tough at me after seeing the letter, I didnt write my name on it, and instead wrote The hero of justice. After Little Tyrant receives this letter, hell definitely know its from me. After all, he was always the demon king that bullied the hero. We are lifetime enemies. Its actually starting to fog. Its now the beginning of spring, outside of my sweater I wore a boxing shirt and pants like the one that Sylvester Stallone wore, yet I still felt some chilliness. In order to prevent my muscles from freezing, I adopted a stance and did some quick punches, the preparation work before a fight is very important. There was no one else on the field, I looked at my watch: 8:50 exactly, I came half an hour early and already waited for 20 minutes. He shouldnt be the type of person that purposelyeste, in order to allow him to find me easier, I stood under thergest Banyan tree and continued my punching drill. This way I would be conspicuous even if the fog bes any thicker. After around 5 minutes, I heard footsteps in the distance. The soft footstep sounds of sneakers stepping over grass. It was somewhat hurried, somewhat impatient, and somewhat hesitant. Heng (Scoffing sound), Little tyrant, its been 3 years, dont tell me youre afraid? In reality, my body began to shake uncontrobly, it must be because of the cold. I wont lose! I definitely wont lose against you! Even if it means using the forbidden technique amongst men, such as the crotch kick... Chapter 2 – My Worldview was Shattered Editor: @potatoes | i edit for fun A gray silhouette separated from the fog and started to run closer. It started to slow down because it seemed to have discovered my location. Based on its running posture, I concluded it was definitely the Little Tyrant. As he walked passed the two little trees I had also previously passed, I nervously estimated his height based on the height of the branches of nearby trees. Great! He didnt grow taller! To be precise, it seems like he hasnt grown at all since we separated three years ago! These three years have been the three years where I developed the most, Im actually a head taller than him now! Ha ha ha ha Little Tyrant, Ive never thought you would receive retribution so soon! But height isnt everything, I still kept my vignce. The Little Tyrant stopped about five steps away from me. His cheeks were rosy red and he exhaled a white mist. It seems he didnt take the bus here, but ran the whole way. It seems like he is also doing warm ups before the fight! Ye Lin, you cant be careless! The opponent is as dangerous as Frieza! Although hes not as tall as me, Friezas final form was also small and cute! In any case, lets take a closer look at the enemy. The Little Tyrants battle outfit was a thick gray and white sweater with navy blue blue jeans. It was a bit strange because it does not seem suitable for a fight. In particr, because he was afraid of the cold, both his hands were retracted into his sleeves, revealing only his fingertips. Although overall he had short hair, he had long bangs in front of his forehead. This silhouette is very disadvantageous in a fight! Theres a high chance of being grabbed by your hair, then being kneed in the face! Also... is it my imagination? Why does his waist-to-hip ratio have a subtle sense of disharmony? Also, those skintight jeans that entuates the elegant curves of his legs... Dont tell me that his body type reflects training of attacks with the lower body? Will sure kill techniques like the life stealing scissor kick appear in our uing duel? As matters stand, its pointless letting my thoughts wander. I took off my watch and tossed it under the old banyan tree without even looking. I took a stance that was somewhere in between Muay Thai and Chinese boxing. Lets get started, Ren WoXing! (TN: Name he gave her on the challenge letter) The Little Tyrant giggled a bit. He was shorter than me now, so if he didnt raise his head, I couldnt see his expression because it was blocked by his bangs. You still remember your toy robots... The Little Tyrant rubbed his two frozen hands together while using his breath to bring warmth. Not only did he not enter a battle stance, but he also appeared to be a bit happy. His voice and intonation was very strange. Although it barely changed from what I recall, it still feels strange... Right! Its strange it didnt change! Boys around our age all experience changes in their voice! Due to the vocal chords getting thicker and thyroid cartge protruding forward, my voice has be much deeper. Howe his voice didnt change at all? I suddenly felt that on his neck, behind the cor of his sweater, he might not have what I have, an Adams apple. But maybe its because he hasnt hit puberty, since he hasnt grown at all in the past three years. Iforted myself and stopped my mind from wandering. Why arent you moving? Are you afraid because Im taller than you now? The Little Tyrant raised her head slightly frantically, then she quickly lowered it again. Why do you keep fidgeting! What are you doing? Are you going to fight or not? If were not going to fight, then return my toy robots! I shouted impatiently, I didnt even understand why I suddenly became very annoyed. It was as if the Little Tyrant was scared by my tone of voice and he curled up his body. He stood on the spot without a word for a couple of seconds, then he finally bit her lips like he made up her mind. He made a deep bow towards me, a 90 angle where his body was almost parallel to the ground. He ced both her hands on his knees and appeared to be sincerely apologizing. Im sorry for always bullying you in the past, I must have caused a lot of hardships! What? Is this how the mighty Little Tyrant apologizes? Didnt I clearly write in the letter that the loser has to kowtow and apologize? Do you really think you can reduce your punishment if you admit defeat? Im really sorry, but it would be too embarrassing to kowtow and apologize... Also, if I got my new jeans dirty, my mom will get mad... Whats going on? I cant keep up with his train of thought. It has only been three, but now the heartless and evil Little Tyrant cant even dirty a pair of jeans? What the hell are you talking about? Are you saying you dont want to fight because youre afraid of getting your clothes dirty? Didnt we once have a fight naked in the mud when we were in the fifth grade? Where did your heroism from that time go? (TN: Only nude on the top) It must have been my imagination because after I said that sentence, the Little Tyrants face turned even redder. Sorry, that will never happen again... Why? You cant fight with me anymore because Im taller than you? I was very angry. This behavior was as nasty as running away after winning a game of chess, or backstabbing someone then saying Lets get along with a smile on your face. (TN: In this case, its a literal stab in the back) It has nothing to do with height... the Little Tyrant was hesitant. Then, why? Actually... there is one thing, Ive always kept it a secret from you... What is it? Is it like the time when you secretly put a note on my back that said please give me an enema, and it caused me to get A Thousand Years of Pain from children? Please dont say anymore, Im also embarrassed about that... Then, why? Why cant we fight anymore? Arent we old enemies? I was furious to the extent that cracks started to appear in the corner of my eye. Im actually a girl... So, what? In this day and age, men and women are equal... wait wait wait wait wait wait what did you just say!!!??? I said, because Im a girl, something like fighting naked in the mud will never happen again. (TN: Or will it...?) It seems like it took him a lot of effort to tell me. His face was red to the point of steaming, it was like a boiled crab. Although he still had short hair like before, his delicate facial features, his big eyes, dainty lips, the curves of his face... are all proof that hes telling the truth. As long as you dont look at him with eyes of ingrained hatred like me, anyone wille to the conclusion that he is a girl. Would I have to refer to him as her from now on? I suddenly felt that it wouldnt be that bad if I fell into DongShan Lake and turned into ice. Compared to the truth that was just revealed, Ill rather choose to freeze to death. No! Youre definitely lying! Nowadays its not strange for a boy to look like a girl! Youre a trap! Dont try to deceive my feelings anymore! I wont be fooled! She shed her eyes, along with her long eyshes, while silently staring at me who was going hysterical. Yes, you must be a trap! We were both 11 years old in the fifth grade. When we were fighting in the mud, I ripped off your top in order to get my bag back... I would have realized if you were a girl! Although your skin was very white, your chest was as t as a mirror! It was so t that I could say it was frictionless, if I slid a block on it, it would keep going forever with the same initial velocity! Please dont mention the one thing that I was ashamed of anymore, at that time, I havent developed..... It all went to my height.... She answered while mumbling. Additionally, I havent grown at all in three years... I can see that, whats your point? Im saying..... it got a little bigger... What got a little bigger? Speak clearly! Breast... My breasts got a little bigger... She pressed the tips of her index fingers together as if she was embarrassed to death. Thats why... Im not t-chested anymore... What?! What does your t-chest have anything to do with me? Instead of spouting nonsense, return brother Optimus Prime to me! Chapter 3 – To Receive a Confession Editor: @potatoes | i edit for fun I stared at her and I was not sure where the conversation was headed. Then, do you believe that Im a girl? Do you believe me without any verification? Verification? How would I verify? I asked in a bad mood. Its best if you believe me, but if you dont, Ill let you... touch... my newly born breasts... It was as if she was discussing about new born puppies or kittens. Its like when your pet has kids, you have to show it off to everyone so they would say words of praise like so cute. How muchmon sense does sheck? Does she not know that she cannot say those dangerous words in front of the opposite sex? Huh? Do you think growing breasts is something amazing? Yeah.... She actually admitted it unabashedly. After she saw my expression of disgust, she lowered her head in a hurry and apologized: Im sorry! Ill reflect on it! I bullied you all year long like a devil, now Im speaking without any sense of shame... You must dislike me! No, if we are talking about my feelings towards you, rather than dislike, it is more on the level of hatred. Worst of all, you became a girl, and all my motivation for revenge is gone. What was all my effort and hard work for? I was filled with frustration and endless emptiness. Forget it, Ill consider our issues to be settled as long as you return brother Optimus Prime. Its the big red truck robot! She he had a stunned look on her face. Dont tell me she wont be satisfied with such a generous offer? Can you give me a bit more time? She pleaded while looking pitiful. I actually have a lot I want to say to you... Dont worry, Ive properly kept all the toys I took from you. If you listen to the end, Ill return all of it! I breathed a sigh of relief after I heard brother Optimus Prime was safe and sound. Since she told me she would return all of it, or so I childishly thought, I nodded my head. She burst into a smile like a criminal on death penalty who just received a suspended sentence. There were even tears of joy in the corners of her eyes. Thank you, Im really sorry... I was so happy after I received your letter that I wasnt able to get any sleep... There are indeed dark circles under her eyes. Happy? Shouldnt it be scared? Are you not worried that I would beat you until your face turns swollen, and your mother wont even recognize you? No, the Ye Lin I know wont do that. But... It cant be helped if Im treated that way. At that time, Ill close my eyes and receive punishment to atone for my sins. What? Eyes closed while lying on the ground so I can hit you? Is that the deeply moving final battle with the Little Tyrant that I have envisioned numerous times? Why does it feel so sad? Why do I have a sudden urge to cry! I know its useless no matter how many times I apologize... But back then, I was tall and strong because of my genes, I wasnt like a girl at all. Since I wasnt wee among girls, I pretended to be a boy to y with the guys... I used my superior physique to bully a lot of people, especially you, so... Im sorry, Im sorry! She looks sincere based on her posture when she apologized. Its fine, you dont have to apologize anymore. Our business would be settled anyway once you return my toys, why do I have to forgive you? No, you have to forgive me! Her tone was firm. Its because... I have an important request. If you dont agree, my sickness will never be cured! Sickness? Whats wrong? I was surprised that I was actually concerned about her wellbeing. Um... You should know that I dont have any characteristics of a girl because Ive spent a long time as a boy. At one time I even questioned my own gender, and Ive had thoughts of living the rest of my life as a boy. I had a lot of fun ying with you guys back then. Since the boys even yed perverted games like monkey stealing peaches, I had to stuff socks in my panties to prevent from being exposed... In the end, the breasts that I thought would never grow, finally came out... (TN: Monkey stealing peaches is where you grab another dude by the testicles... Not sure how you would y this or why...) Stop talking about panties and breasts! Im already feeling embarrassed for you! Hurry and tell me your sickness. Okay... I started to have suspicions about my gender after my breasts grew, it was serious to the point where I couldnt see anyone. If it was as a boy, I already thoroughly understand males, but if it was as a girl, I suddenly realized that I have no idea how to interact with males my age... The doctor said if this keeps up, I might develop gender identity disorder... Where did you find this quack doctor! You already had gender identity disorder! You already had it ever since you stole my Tang HuLu when we were six years old! Okay, so its just gender identity disorder? I thought it was an incurable terminal illness! Wait, why should I be worried about this guys health? But... The doctor said that if Im not cured, I wont be able to ept my real gender in the future, and I might marry a female... What kind of damn doctor is that! China doesnt even allow same-sex marriages! Please dont make irresponsible predictions! Well, in order to not break anyws, Ive decided to proactively treat my sickness. Treatment? How would you treat it? My... My main symptom is that Im afraid of boys the same age as me, but theres one person Im not afraid of... Are you talking about me? Are you not afraid because you used to step on me? However, since weve never seen each other for a while, I thought he forgot about me... But I received a letter from him yesterday... Im really... really happy... She rushed towards me without any prior indications, and her face was filled with courage. I was almost scared to death. I subconsciously thought she was going to hit my eyes, so I covered my face in a hurry. Unexpectedly, she hugged onto my waist. Under the force of inertia, my back hit the thick banyan tree. What.. are you doing? I looked down and her face was a deep shade of red, it literally could not get any redder. Ye Lin, please be my boyfriend! This is my lifes request!!! She looked at me like Bambi and awaited my reply. I was torn by grief and almost bit off my tongue tomit suicide. I struggle to escape from her embrace, but it was futile. It seems she is using all her strength based on her physique. Stop joking around! I dont even know your name! Im Ren XiaoQin! The same Qin as the Qin from celery! Now you know! Please give me a reply! I wont let go if you dont give me a reply! She buried her head in the folds of my clothes and hugged me even tighter. Dont tease me! Are you saying you bullied me before because you liked me? Thats right! Im a bad girl who bullies the boy I like! Please give me a reply! What kind of fucking development is this! It should have been a shocking battle that shook the heavens and the earth, how did it be a soap opera? Let go! Itll be bad if were seen! Im not afraid of being seen! Ive already used up my lifetime of courage in order to say that line! Xiao Qin held tightly to my clothes and her body shook intensely. She seemed to be extremely scared. I have never seen anyone scared to this extent. She was like a scared little rabbit, with red eyes from crying, who jumped into your arms begging for your protection. I almost couldnt help but immediately agree to her request. Its the instinct of a male, right? We dont have any resistance to a girls tears. Its not like I cant be your girlfriend... At least, thats what I was nning to say. But before I said more, I remembered the resentment I have held in my heart for all these years. The humiliation I felt being kicked in a river and looking like a drowned rat, having my chair snatched and breaking my butt, having my Optimus Prime snatched away with an evil grin... Thus I changed my sentence into: Being your boyfriend thats impossible! Wh- why? Xiao Qin had a look of despair. No reason! Its just because I dont like you! In order to make her give up, I emphasized the disgust in my tone. Xiao Qins body stopped trembling. She lifelessly left my body, her movements were sluggish, and her eyes were gloomy and devoid of light. It was as if today was the day she would be executed. I almost could not beat it anymore and I was going to change my remark, but I steadied my heart and gave her a stern look. Ive worked very hard for this day... Xiao Qin muttered in a daze, Ive abstained from violence, I stayed at home for three years, Ive even studied thousands of shoujo manga to learn how to be a girl... Hey, the direction of your research is wrong! Its just as sad as a leftover woman researching Korean dramas every day! It would have been more effective using that time to walk around on the streets! Why... Why do you still dislike me? I would do anything to not be disliked... Hit me, kick me, you can even spit on me... Can you do everything Ive done to you before? No, you dont need to do that, please let me go! Its too awkward! Xiao Qins shoulders began to tremble, then it increased in intensity. Finally, she turned around and started to bawl. Sure enough, its still because Im not a real girl! She ran away while weeping. I could not express the feeling in my heart as I gazed at her weeping figure disappearing into the fog. It turns out my old nemesis was not called Ren WoXing. A girl called Xiao Qin was hurt by my rejection. She ran home crying the whole way, she might even have sad tears roll down her face in her dreams. Why do I have such an intense feeling of guilt? But she is the Little Tyrant! An evil tyrant, the root of all evil, a viin who even torments me in my nightmares! Will I still see her again? Chapter 4 – My Ingenious Plan Editor: @potatoes|i edit for fun The matter with Xiao Qin still bothered me after returning to the house where my dad and I live. Hey, hey, you didnt expect that, right? The shota I bought increased in value again! The door to my old mans room was not closed. He was sitting in front of theputer while having a scary discussion with a client. Of course, my dad is not a child trafficker. Although hes useless, he has not fallen to that extent. Because he was not able to endure the shock of being divorced from my mother, he fell from the position of a university lecturer to someone who raised me by depending on ie from an online store. Normally, I should be grateful to my father, right? My mother eloped with a foreign teacher at her university before I even turned one month old, her whereabouts are still unknown. Even if I see my dads old treasured photo of a woman smiling sweetly, itspletely incapable of making me feel the warmth andfort of a mother. My dads not short, he should be 183cm, but his legs are a bit short (Im also the same type). He looks educated with his ck-framed sses, like a university lecturer. He also treats me very well, he doesnt tell me what or what not to do, instead he speaks to me at a equal position like friends. Yet, Im still not satisfied with this dad? I believe a lot of people will call me greedy. But, my dads Taobao store is too embarrassing! Censored products. I mentioned it once before, to be specific, he sells tools that satisfy abnormal sexual desires to failure otakus who dont want to get involved in society. For example, H manga, onaholes, prostate vibrators, bishoujo figurines with skimpy clothing, love pillows with a naked cat-ear girl in a shy pose, and intable love dolls... (TN: Feel free to google stuff you dont know, not gonna link this stuff) Once, my dad mysteriously made a promise that if I can score in the top 15 of my ss (my ss has a total of 44 people), he would let me pick any product from his online H store. I rmend an onahole! The R20 model has pretty good reviews! He suggested with a wretched appearance. I refused the old man with chills going down my back. There are not many boys my age who do not like H goods. No matter what, I do not want my dad to know what H goods I buy, not to mention using an onahole my dad gives me. Sometimes, having a father who is an even bigger pervert than yourself, where he evenes to you to discuss new H sites, gives you headaches. Also, my dad was never like this before. He only slowly degenerated to this state after being discarded by my mother. Huh? You dont like that S&M book? How about this book, The Three Sows? The sound of my dads voice could be heard once again. I helped my dad close the door to his room while filled with feelings of disgust. Im also a boy in puberty, so I cant deny that the stacks of H goods were once extremely alluring. But every time I see my dad carelessly show a lonely expression, I get scared to death of females. On more than one asion, my dad has locked himself in his room, sobbing and screaming a womans name, while he was drunk. I guess it should be my mothers name? A mother who can abandon her own son without the slightest bit of hesitation, yet my ruined father is still unable to forget her. What a destructive power! Thats why even though my school has a lot of beautiful girls, not one of them can give me a good impression. I know they have venom deadlier than a cobra. Thats why I cherish the memory of exchanging blows with the Little Tyrant, it was an intense and pure time. On the other hand, when Ren XiaoQin asked me to be her girlfriend in a gentle voice, I could feel the venomous fang hidden behind her smile. The doorbell rang, it was the food that my dad ordered. I nced at the dining table and I found the tea can where my dad kept the change and handed it to the delivery man. Its time to eat! After being called more than three times, my dad reluctantly left hisputer and came out to eat a box of rice with meat and vegetables. My dad was reading Ichigo 100% while eating. Dont read while eating! The role of father and son waspletely reversed. Oh right, do you still remember Auntie Ren who lived in thatplex with us before we moved? Oh, our neighbor? I remember! She was smoking hot! Look! Doesnt she look like this character? He raised his manga to show me a nude woman who just came out of the bath. Stop messing around! I wanted to snatch away the manga, but my dad nimbly avoided it. Dad, how much do you know about Auntie Rens kid...? I pretended I was not fervently awaiting for a reply. Oh, that tomboy who used to fool around every day! I think... she was called Xiao Qin! She didnt have an ounce of femininity, how is she going to get married when shes older! My dad sighed as he shoveled food into his mouth. So my dad already knew Xiao Qin was a girl! Was I the only one who waspletely in the dark? When I was bullied by the Little Tyrant before, I always said the injuries were because I tripped due to my pride. I also said I identally lost my toy robots... If I just told my dad once after being bullied that many times, he would have told me that Xiao Qin was a girl, and I wouldnt have had this misunderstanding for this long! I felt even more angry and depressed. I returned to my room without saying another word to take an afternoon nap. Damn Little Tyrant! Forced me to get up so early on the weekends, we didnt fight, and I wasnt able to save brother Optimus Prime. What a failure. After ncing at the exercise equipment under my bed, I felt like an idiot. Dumbbells, sandbags, and pec machines... I cant feel the burning excitement anymore, I might as well be azy person. Didnt Xiao Qin say she stayed holed up in her house for three years? Wouldnt your muscles atrophy if you dont leave the house for three years? She lost the Little Tyrants strength, right? Also, is it okay if you dont go to school for three years? Now that I brought it up, I have no idea which school the Little Tyrant went to. Was she homeschooled? Damn it! Why do I keep thinking about her? Not only did the Little Tyrant disturb my afternoon nap, I couldnt sleep well at night either. I wish I can viciously beat the Little Tyrant in my dreams, so I can release some of my anger. As a result, when I seeded and knocked him to the ground, his sinister face disappeared before I was about to release another one hundred punches. It turned into Xiao Qins face, the one I just saw today. Snow-white skin, long eyshes,rge misty eyes, and soft and light pink lips... Hit me, hit until your anger is gone... Xiao Qin said as she turned her head andid out her body like a fish on a chopping board. I woke up from the dream with a scream. The disy on the fluorescent clock by my bedside: It was currently 3:00am. I actually had a physiological reaction. I had a physiological reaction to the Xiao Qin from my dream. No, its just a coincidence. Its a natural reaction for a boy in puberty at 3am. I should be able tot settle down after using the washroom. I will never have any feelings for Xiao Qin. There is only one reason she is constantly in my mind, and its because she still has not returned brother Optimus Prime. Thats definitely the reason. Im not sure why, but I wasnt able to fall asleep after using the washroom. It was as if I was afraid of having the same dreams if I fell asleep. Damn, my head is filled with thoughts about Xiao Qin! This is not a good omen! The barbaric image of the Little Tyrant in my head is being gradually reced with Xiao Qins delicate figure my nemesis is going to disappear! No, it would be better to say she turned into a scarier form. Just like my mother who abandoned my father, a scarier and more ruthless form. You will never be able to recover once you get bitten by her venomous fangs. I got it! The Little Tyrant is just changing the way shes bullying me! When she had a physical advantage, she used her fists to cause bodily harm. Now that shes lost her physical advantage, she morphed into a cute girl. She wants to get into my heart, and when Im so far deep in feelings and cant leave, she will reveal her venomous fangs and finish me off! She wants to turn me into a sad and unfortunate creature like my dad! My body was covered with cold sweat after that thought. Scary, too scary! Its a good thing Im smart and was able to see through her trick! I definitely cannot agree to her request! What boyfriend or girlfriend, she clearly wants to mess with the innocent heart of a young man! Even if you did not give up after todays rejection, I will be prepared for your future attacks! If you dress beautifully, Ill intentionally say you look ugly like Sister Feng. (TN: We also mentioned Sister Feng in ater chapters footnotes) If you make me a bento like they do in manga, Ill intentionally spit it out after one bite and say its worse than animal feed. If you are conversing with another girl, Ill intentionally get closer to that girl and ask her out to see a movie. Basically, Im going to beat her at her own game and bully her! Dont me me, you were the one who dered war first. You forced me to do this. I was finally able to fall asleep after making my decision. The snake known as Xiao Qin wants to inject poison called love into my body, its clear shes delusional. I am so smart. Chapter 5 – Tonari no Kaibutsu-kun Editor: @potatoes|i edit for fun I did not see Xiao Qin at all for the next half a month. Did you give up? Ren XiaoQin, it seems I overestimated your determination to scheme against me! I fell asleep in teacher Yus ss while snoring loudly after feeling rxed. Dad got drunkst night and I had to help him deal with the shop orders. It was a bit humiliating, but after all, it is a source of ie. Thats why I slept verytest night. I had to package a lot of H products before the courier arrives to pick them up tomorrow morning. I hope my Dad is sober by that time. The reason I chose to sleep in teacher Yus ss was because, to be frank, hes timid and cowardly. He teaches English and hes thin like bamboo. Every day, his face is always filled with anxiety, he speaks in a low voice, and he does not look like the teacher in charge of our ss. Ever since he was beaten up by a ruffian student during ss, his actions became even more cowardly. Speaking of which, I should mention my position in the 2-3 ss. I have always firmly maintained my position in school since after I was bullied by the Little Tyrant as a kid. There are all kinds of roles in a ss. For instance, the one whos best at studying, the one whos most loved by teachers, the one whos the most mischievous, or the one whos most likely to be bullied... Whenever I go to a new ss, I would calmly analyze my ssmates. Then, I would gradually assign them different roles based on their strengths. I would only feel at ease until I was positive that I did not belong in the group of the ones being bullied. In the course of time, my role became the lone wolf, a fierce role that no one wants to provoke. I never mentioned it previously, but my face is actually awfully fierce. Especially the expression of my eyes. My long, slender eyes, and my small pupils. Every time I smile, I look terrifying, like a murderer. ording to my dad, I was never this frightening when I was a child. Maybe I slowly evolved into this ferocious appearance as a defensive measure after being bullied so long by the Little Tyrant. Once when I was walking down a hallway in the main building, Iughed out loud because I remembered a joke my dad told me. As a result, a younger female student who was walking towards me was scared to the point that she started to cry on the spot. In short, Im the type that would be identified as a bad person from a crowd. I thought I was I was pretty cute when I saw pictures of me from my childhood, but I turned out like this all because of the Little Tyrant. Now, Im the tallest in the ss and the best at fighting. I sat at thest row, at the back of the ssroom , on the left side. There was no one next to me, maybe its because they were worried that if they put someone next to me , they would be bullied and it would affect their studies. Teacher Yu probably never woke me up because he was afraid of getting beat up. In reality, I have never hit a teacher before (because my dad used to be a teacher). Also, other than beating a bunch of hooligans who steal money into submission, I have never actually bullied anyone. But in the eyes of my ssmates, I have probably already killed tens of people already. In the future, I will definitely be first sent to a juvenile detention center, then prison, then dragged onto the execution ground where I eat lead, something along those lines, right? You guys are underestimating the police! Can I still be sitting in ss if I have already killed tens of people? Whatever, I dont care anymore! Let me take a nap first! I had a nightmare. I never thought I would have a dream while sleeping on my desk. I dreamt that Xiao Qin entered the 2-3 ss as a transfer student, and she was also assigned to the seat next to me. Teacher Yu also said that since Xiao Qin was home-schooled, she was not used to school life. He hopes that everyone can help her out, so she can integrate into our ss. All the people and things from my dream were fuzzy, but the voices were oddly clear as if it wasing from right by my ear. It was also mono. Was it mono because I was sleeping while covering my right ear, so only a single channel was left? Why is this dream so realistic in odd ces? Xiao Qin transferred to our school, and shes sitting next to me? Ridiculous! How could such a manga-like scene happen in reality? I cant believe I had this dream while sleeping. I had enough of my own paranoia. This desk is really hard! I pulled out my numb arm and decided to change a sleeping posture. This time, I turned my face towards the right. The right side originally had an empty desk. But, Im not sure when a smiling girl appeared. As long as its not Feng Jie, a girls smile should be beautiful. Although this girl could be considered a beauty, her facial expression seems like she wants tough but doesnt dare tough, wants to look at you but is afraid of being discovered, wants to talk to you but doesnt know how to initiate... Basically, extremely odd and weird. Especially her eyes. It revealed her boundless desired for me as if I was a piece of meat, but she cant eat any. I broke into a cold sweat and I stood up in a sudden. Fuck, do you want to scare me to death with that tiger-like smile? And, isnt this girl Ren XiaoQin? Her hair was longer than the time west met, and she was still wearing a beige skirt-suit. Why are you dressing so cute, whats your goal? So, you still wont let me go! You even followed me to school to finish me off! You even wore a PVP outfit that gives +10 to charm! Transfer students need to wear a uniform too! Im going to buy you a set of that ugly blue and white sports uniform tomorrow! Ye, Ye Lin, should you be sleeping in ss? She finally choked out a sentence after waiting a long time. Dont speak in ss! Pay attention to the lesson! Teacher Yu would definitely not believe I was helping him maintain order in ss. But, I havent seen Ye Lin in a while... She was acting cute while ying with her cartoon pen. Who allowed you to call me this intimately? Add ssmate after my name! Why? Arent we childhood friends? What childhood friends! When were we childhood friends? I dont want a violent childhood friend who cant even distinguish their own sex! I dont care, just dont directly call me by my name! (TN: Basically same thing as Japanese where he wants her to add -san or in this case ssmate) I ordered her. You cant be soft-hearted against an opponent like Ren XiaoQin. If I be soft-hearted, I would be as miserable as my father. All right then, Ye Lin ssmate... She said unwillingly. Teacher Yu was spiritlessly reading a passage from the lectern. There were a few people in our ss who seemed to have noticed me talking to the transfer student. But we were not speaking loudly, so they should not have clearly heard anything. Well, they probably think I am bullying the transfer student. This is the only time I will fulfill their expectations. I will ruthlessly bully my neighbor, Ren XiaoQin. The n is to make her fall before she attacks my castle. Once I imagined Ren Xiaoqin finally showing her true colors and shouting at me: I hate you!, or even punching me, I was excited to the point where I began to shake. Its probably the same feeling as when Zhu GeLian set a trap for Cao Cao, or when the Joker sets a trap for batman. Ye, Ye Lin ssmate, why is your face also red? No! Im thinking of how to bully you! Since I have never bullied anyone before, I dont have any experience! Dont disrupt my train of thought! Ye Lin ssmate, youre shaking! I stared at her with a fierce expression. If it was another girl, it would have been enough to make them cry. Xiao Qin, on the other hand, blushed and turned her face away. Ye Lin ssmate, umm... Do I look good in a skirt? Dont misunderstand! I clearly gave an expression that said Ill kill you if you keep talking! What kind of mind do you need for you to misunderstand that Implimenting your looks? Actually, this is my first time wearing a skirt in public... After seeing Ye Lin ssmate shake, Im also getting nervous... By the way, theres no tear in my skirt, right? I wont be exposed, right? She ced her hands on her knees and pressed down the hems of her skirt like she was very nervous. Dont use that strange tone of voice! You were a girl in the first ce, what is there to expose? Hearing me say that, she had a happy expression and I had no idea what she was thinking. I need to think of a few ways to bully her while she is quiet, but why cant I think of anything right now! Why do I want to listen to teacher Yus lesson for the first time! After about five minutes, I felt Xiao Qin poking my elbow with a ruler. I was going to ignore her, but she started poking me harder until I turned around in a bad mood. I realized she tied a square piece of paper at the end of the ruler with a rubber band. So, you werent taking notes for the lesson! I thought you said you have never been to school before. Then, how do you know these high-level note passing skills? I angrily opened the note. There was a message written on it with beautiful handwriting: I grew my hair longer and wore a skirt. Do I look more like a girl now? So, can you consider my request again? P.S. I was too embarrassed to say it out loud, so I wrote it in a note. How about you reply in a note? She also drew arge heart with a red pen on it! Im going to go blind! Chapter 6 – The Situation Worsens Editor: @potatoes|i edit for fun I once again turned around to re at Xiao Qin, but she was pretending that she was listening to the lesson. She actually knows that I am staring at her, but probably because she is waiting for my reply, she is acting like a girl with many worries on her mind. Stop waiting, I wont be your boyfriend! I sent her a message loud and clear, and I also tore the note into tiny pieces. I hope your girls heart quickly shatters!! But, but I wore a skirt! It took a lot of determination! Ye Lin, I wore it specifically for you! Xiao Qin had a panicked expression as if she never expected to be rejected again. Hey, add ssmate when you call my name! Ive already told you I dont like you! It has nothing to do with what you wear! Yes, I hate you! Ive always hated you! Its best if you could disappear right now! The triple attack should have been enough to shock her. As expected, her eyes darkened, and she had an expression of being abandoned. She was silent for over 10 minutes. ss would end in another 10 minutes or so. Now it was Xiao Qins turn toy spiritlessly on her desk. She looked at me dejectedly, and I was worried she was going to cry out loud in ss. How... can you just y with my feelings and my body? She muttered. She had quite a high attack power when paired along with her current expression. Hey, hey, cut it out! People will misunderstand! I dont remember ever ying with your body! Isnt hair a part of the body? I grew it out for you! I like short hair! My long hair would often get pressed under me when I roll around in my sleep. Nobody asked you to have long hair! Besides, isnt your hair currently still considered short? Are you using a boy as a standard for long hair? Also, why do I like seeing her angry? Is it because she has the charm of the Little Tyrant? Is it because I miss my old enemy? When I was flustered, Xiao Qin was crying softly with her head stuck between the textbook. Although it was quiet,pared to teacher Yusnguid voice, it was as loud as an air raid siren. Teacher! Someone made the new student cry! The female ss leader, Shu Sha, stood up to make a report. She sat at thest row, on the right side of the ssroom, near the back door. It was basicallypletely symmetrical with my seat. Its not really a good seat, but she voluntarily gave her previous seat to a ssmate with poor vision. I forgot to mention, but Shu Sha is one of the few people in ss 2-3 that is brave enough to stand up to me. Her eyesight is so good that it could bepared to the eyesight of Hawkeyes from the Avengers. Along with her sharp eyes, she has a head of shiny long ck hair and the aura of a big sister. Sometimes, she seems more like the teacher than our actual teacher. Because she has a younger brother, she is ustomed to ordering around boys. Although she generally does not give any excessivemands, it still gives me an inexplicably bad feeling. Oh right. I assigned her the role of Justice Devil in our ss food chain. She would always seek equality and stubbornly try to safeguard everyones interests, but thats not possible, right? But precisely because of this, Shu Sha is very popr among both boys and girls. Many boys willingly answer her every beck and call, like a loyal dog at the foot of a queen, totally spineless. If therees a day where Shu Sha and I have a conflict, those loyal dogs might even have the guts to bite me. Then again, there are some benefits after she became the ss leader. Usually every ss would have bullying, but because of her, it rarely happens in our ss. Wait, it seems like it just happened. Also, it looks like I was the bully. Eh? Crying? Is she feeling ufortable? The timid teacher Yu nced at me, then immediately avoided eye contact, Ren XiaoQin has been frail since childhood, so we should all take care of her. Frail since childhood? How dare you use this setting? You were stronger than Tyson as a kid! Also, teacher Yu, youre clearly trying to imply that I should stop bullying her, but if you think she is ill, why not send her to the infirmary! Why dont you just say whats on your mind? If you just say it to me, I might even apologize! I dont think Ren XiaoQin ssmate is feeling unwell The ss leader was not going to give me a break, I think Ye Lin ssmate is bullying her! Shu Sha started at me with her prating ck pupils, and I felt uneasy as if I was being aimed at by a sniper. Although Xiao Qin looked quite pitiful crying while lying on her desk, I still have to maintain my position in the ss. If a man gets defeated, he will be defeated again and again. I crossed my legs, looked back at the ss leader, and gave off a non-chnt attitude. I should look even more like a viin now. With the ss leader taking lead, it led to a wave of private discussions in the ss. Thats right, I saw it too. I think Ye Lin was hitting her with a ruler... As expected, no one should sit at that spot! The new student has bad luck... Hey, hey. This is a girl who likes to gossip, I think Ye Lin put his hands in the new students skirt how perverted! I cant believe it, I never realized he was this type of person! Should we not wear a dress anymore.... It was like a bombshell hit me, they almost angered me to death. The ss was about to turn into a giant mess. A bespectacled boy sitting to thr right of Xiao Qin suddenly raised his hand and stood up. Dont make things up if you didnt see anything! He adjusted his ck frame sses and acted superior as if he had insider knowledge. What was he called again? I remember that he is the ss leaders number one loyal dog! Is he actually going to defend me? There are still good people left in this world! sses bro waited until everyones attention was focused on him. Then he pointed to the space between me and Xiao Qin as if it was the scene of a crime, and he loudly dered: I heard everything Ren XiaoQin ssmate said! Ren XiaoQin ssmate said Ye Lin ssmate yed with her body!! The fuck?! You only heard that sentence? Dont quote out of context! How shameless would I have to be to y with a female ssmates body in ss?! I was surrounded by everyones scornful gaze in an instant. Now, as for my image in everyones mind, not only have I killed a dozen people, I have also yed with a lot of girls. The image of a lone wolf will turn into the image of a pervert! Its all your fault, Ren XiaoQin! How would you repay me! The image that I built up through painstaking effort over the span of a year! Stop just lying on your desk and crying! Are you even really crying? Are you smiling? Is it a two-faced kind of evilughter? I have been wrongly used by the entire ss! Although my heart was like a violent storm strong enough to sink the Titanic twice, I still maintained a calm expression on the outside. Its like when a gambling god gets a bad hand, you cant give away anything from your expression. Fortunately, the bell rang before it turned into a meeting to criticize me. Teacher Yu dismissed the ss in a hurry and left the ssroom. In order to not get entangled in this mess, I went to the bathroom after ss, but no one has the guts to block me anyway. Before leaving the ssroom, I saw Shu Sha and two other girls run beside Xiao Qin and it seems like they want tofort her. Although she was bullied by me, didnt she still make some new friends on the first day? I dont know why, but I felt a bit offort. But, Shu Shas gaze on my back was extremely unfriendly, and it caused me to quickly walk away. If she had those eyes filled with resentment in the Warring States period, I probably would have long been killed by an arrow. I was a bit constipated today. It hurts. The washroom was filled with the smell of cigarette smoke. Theres definitely some people who skipped ss and came here to smoke. I was squatting inside a stall while contracting my abdominal muscles. I heard two male students chatting outside while they were taking a piss. Hey, I heard ss 3 had a new female student, shes also quite pretty! Forget it, be careful! Did you know the perverted and violent Ye Lin took a fancy to her, but because she rejected him, she was bullied! When I came out of the stall covered with cigarette smoke, their expressions changed, and one of them was scared to the point where he even got piss on his pants. Shit, it already spread to other sses! Its also been changed to this version! Wouldnt I be misunderstood that I was the one who was chasing after Ren XiaoQin, but I used violence to threaten her because she did not agree? I dont remember this kind of backstory! I am a solitary lone wolf, not a pervert! If I calm down and think about it, was Xiao Qin the one who fabricated this rumor? As long as thats what she told Shu Sha and the other idiots around her, it would be spread easily. Looks like I did not bully her enough... Chapter 7 – Hurry up and hate me already! I returned to my seat in ss 5 minutes after the bell rang. This was old man Zhangs ss. Although this old man may be muddled, he definitely wasnt a pushover like Teacher Yu. If you were attending his ss, dont even think about sleeping. Out of curiosity I sneaked a peek at my neighbor, Ren Xiao Qin, was she still crying? This...this smile full of happiness, from whom did she learn the ability to change her expression so well? Whilst hiding behind hernguage textbook and snickering, she discovered I was looking at her. She embarrassedly curled her bangs. What are youughing at? Werent you just bullied by me? I couldnt help but ask. Because... because after ss, the ss leader and the other female ssmates helped console me. Thats not anything to be happy about, is it? But, I was treated like a girl by my ssmates! Im really happy! You were already one! I felt that her sickness of being unable to distinguish between sexes was never going to be cured. They even invited me to go with them to the bathroom! Why are you proud of that? It was the female bathroom! No shit! You cant go into the mens bathroom even if you wanted to! Also, when you mentioned the female bathroom, cover up that vessel popping crazed expression. If people didnt know any better theyd think you were a cross-dressing pervert! Pay attention! Dont think just because old man Zhang is usually smiling, if you anger him no one can save you! Yes- Xiao Qin honestly replied and returned to listening in ss. Not good, I talked to her again and went against my own battle tactics. Shouldnt I continue to bully her so that shell hate me? Eh? Her shoes look very new? Its kind of cute, canvas shoes with pink stripes. If its this new, by practice shouldnt it be stepped on? When I nned to extend my right leg to step on her shoes, I discovered that my leg wasnt long enough. It seems like too much work. (I hate you dad) I could only shift my chair slightly to the right, now I can reach it. (Careful not to let old man Zhang notice you) When Xiao Qin was listening to ss, her feet were ced perfect and square underneath her desk. I extended my right foot and ruthlessly stepped on top of her shoes. I actually didnt use much strength, I just wanted to dirty her shoes to upset her. Dont girls pay a lot of attention to how theyre dressed? At the instance of contact, I felt her body shake and her writing speed also slowed down. Haha, youre sad, arent you! Im going to step on you for the entire lesson! Be angry! Explode! Kick me in the knees, hit me on the head with your textbook, stab my eyes with your pen! No no no, thatst one is too scary, scratch that. She unexpectedly kept enduring, even if I slowly add on my body weight, she hasnt made a single sound. Rather, she regained her original writing speed along with an appearance that was eager to learn. Hey, Im stepping on your shoes! Your new shoes! I couldnt help but be the first one to speak. Un...Ye Lin ssmate, I, am Ifortable? her face was as bashful as a newlywed wife. Ah? What did you say? Im saying, youre using your feet to step on me. Its because it makes you veryfortable, right? Comfortable my ass! My leg isnt long enough so Im about to pull something trying to maintain this position! Are you sick? Ren Xiao Qin? Im treating you like this yet youre not angry? I am sick! Thats why I want you to be my boyfriend...ah. I said it, so embarrassing! Dont say it then! Revert back to Little Tyrant to unify the underworld, or get together with other people! Just dont bother me! But...although the other ssmates say youre a bad student, how you stab people, sell Ecstasy, and to never have rtions with you. I know youre not that kind of person! Ah!? Were those the rumors that they were spreading around behind my back! ss leader, did I buy my Ecstasy from you? Did you see me selling it to your brother? Why do you have to incriminate me so? Ah, not good. My legs, so numb... I scoffed once and removed my legs from the top of Xiao Qins shoes. Ye, Ye Lin ssmate, whyd you leave? Am, am I notfortable enough? Xiao Qin remained in her original posture, seemingly hoping that I would continue to step on her shoes. The sses bro on my right was looking this way, I didnt want him to hear a fragmented conversation. Lest him going around after ss loudly announcing: Ye Lin deems Xiao Qin ssmate as notfortable enough and already dumped her! Last ss yed with a girl, next ss dumped her, what kind of scum am I? Im ignoring you, Im going to read because mynguage grades are shit, old man Zhang already wasnt pleased with me. Although my speaking abilities arent bad, and I can also make poems. However, the characters I write are terrible. Many characters look like ants with broken legs, dont even talk about me getting points on my tests. Moreover, if there were any words that I forgot how to write, I like to coin new words. Like the word that Wu ZeTian created ס (a name coined for herself), afterward, I dont even recognize them anymore. In terms of essays where theres already an assigned topic, I really like to get creative. Last time there was an essay topic on advocating patriotism, over time my essay turned to be about Chinas expansion proposition. I wrote about First we should attack India because theyre weak as hell, also thend is very fertile, afterward we can use thatnd to supplement Chinas impoverished areas. Old man Zhang gave me a big fat zero. He even wrote, You went off topic, you little fascist. I didnt go off topic! My essay is clearly steeped in violent surges of patriotism! Also, what does little fascist mean! Youre worse than Shu Sha! In their eyes, Im only on the level of a chicken, over here Im already beingpared to Hitler! While I was worried about mynguage grades, Xiao Qin wanted to talk to me again. Ye Lin ssmate, yesterday I read a letter you wrote to me... Letter? It was the challenge letter, right? That letter wasnt for you, it was for Little Tyrant. Is it worth reading that kind of letter a second time? Sleep earlier! Whats the point of reading that scrap letter! How could you say that? Thats the first love letter I received from you... What love letter! Its a challenge letter! I almost crushed the pen within my hand. Anyways, Ill treasure that letter for a lifetime, it will be passed down as a family heirloom... Hurry up and burn it! If a letter written with such poor handwriting was passed down as an heirloom, itll beughed at for generations! Youre not allowed to talk to me anymore! Otherwise, Im going to ruthlessly bully you. I revealed my canines and made a vicious expression. Im not scared, if youre bullying me, you must like me, right? While Xiao Qin was speaking she was also pouting cutely. Ah, not good, I was excited, the enemy fire is too ferocious! My fortress is falling! Hurry up and steel yourself! Be a devil without any humanity! What kind of crap are you spouting! Its true! Because, because when I bullied you before, it was because I liked you! Dont lump me together with you! Er-hm, It seems like theres a student moving around! Old man Zhang suddenly raised his voice. My body was frozen as if I was stared down by a tiger, this is bad if he calls on me right now to answer a question, I have no clue where were at! The female student thats not wearing a uniform, please stand up and read aloud that part I just talked of earlier. I didnt think that the person old man Zhang would ask would be Xiao Qin! Its because she doesnt have a uniform yet thats why she stands out! She became my scapegoat! Xiao Qin calmly picked up the book and began reading. A swallows arrival doesnt indicate Spring, but when a flock of geese breaks through the warm fog of March, Spring has arrived... That reading was very on point! It was almost at the level of a broadcaster! The other ssmates are already changing their views about you! Also, Xiao Qins voice sounds better the more you listen to it! Whats with this soft and gentle feminine voice! No! My heart, Im losing! I must make Xiao Qin hate me! I must do more excessive things! As Xiao Qin finished reading and was asked to be seated, I suddenly pulled her chair out from underneath her! As Xiao Qin was unprepared, she fell firmly onto her butt! Sturdily, without any cushion, shell cry because of the pain, right? I was suddenly nervous about how to handle the aftermath. It hurts... Xiao Qin sat on the ground and bitterly looked at me. However, she didnt burst into tears like I expected, neither did she explode into rage. Sorry teacher, I didnt sit down properly... Xiao Qin stuck out her tongue and picked up her chair. She also made a guilty apologetic face for disrupting the ss. Maybe because old man Zhang was concentrated on her reading, he didnt notice that I was the culprit that pulled out the chair. The ss leader Shu Sha seemed to be ferociously staring at me. Im out of luck after ss, right? Chapter 8 – The humiliation in the Cafeteria Im very lucky because old man Zhang likes toe to sste, he also keeps us in sste. After he slowly dismisses our ss itll already be past noon and will be lunchtime. Very few people bring their own lunches, most people either eat at the cafeteria, buy bread at the snack counter, or eat outside of the school. I belong to the vast group that eats in the cafeteria, this is mainly due to convenience. Its already 12:15, the pig slop served in the cafeteria should almost be gone. The ss leader Shu Sha is still staring over here, not to stir up trouble with me but to invite Xiao Qin to eat lunch with them. God is on my side, I dont know why but old man Zhang stopped her and said a bunch of stuff to her in the hallway. Xiao Qin moved towards my direction. Ye Lin ssmate, do you want to eat lunch with me? both hands grasped in front of her chest with a face full of expectation. I instantly bolted away. Look at my speed that can run 100m in 13.5 s! Although I have short legs Im not inferior to the school track and field team! I dashed down the hallwaypletely ignoring Xiao Qins shouts. Im not listening, Im not listening, Im not listening! As long as I surpass the speed of sound I cant hear what youre shouting anymore! The ssmates in the hallways avoid me one after another. Someone on the student council just said No running in the hallways, but after seeing it was me, they instantly shut their mouth. Actually, during the time of Xiao Qins Little Tyrant period, she ran really fast (a pair of long legs). On more than one asion, she easily caught up to me from behind and then pressed my head into the mud. At that time the neighborhood roads were in terrible condition, there was mud everywhere anytime it rained. She would alwaysugh at one side saying: Let me help you wash your hair! or Even a wild donkey needs to take care of personal hygiene! Ah, Im recollecting about past unbearable things again! I must be getting old... Xiao Qin fell on her butt pretty hard in ss, is that why she hasnt caught up yet? Or is it that she will never be able to run as fast as before? Why do I have an inexplicable feeling of sadness? After my mad dash to the cafeteria, unsurprisingly most of the fighting was already over. Cups and dishes were strewn everywhere, along with a lifeless cleaning auntie that was somberly wiping the tables. Although there wasnt much food left that was orderable, Xiao Qin shouldnt appear here, right? Since she didnt buy the uniform yet, she probably doesnt have her meal card either, right? Our 28 Middle Schools cafeteria is only open to students and teachers, not open to the public and doesnt ept cash (No shit who would want toe in and eat this shit). Even if you act cute and pretend to pitiful to get me to use my meal card, I will still refuse without hesitating! I dont even want to spend a cent on you! Even if I dont have much lunch money, I wont give you the funds that I donate to Jet Li either! If you dont want to be hungry go buy some bread! Or else go eat outside, a subway stop further away even has a Mcdonalds lunch! Auntie Ren is an MMA champion, a celebrity in the world of martial arts, she likely gave you quite a bit of allowance, right? I ordered a serving of string beans and meat, which has no meat at all. As well as a serving of julienned potatoes, which seems like it was stir-fried yesterday. The cafeteriady that was scooping rice for me also looked constipated. Its seriously depressing! What kind of service attitude is this? Also, this cooking level is even worse than my dads! Im not bragging, but the egg fried rice that I make is X times more delicious than this! Tofort myself I went into the cold drinks area to get a cup of Coke. 3 dors? So expensive! Iined looking at the price tag. (ED: 1 USD is approx 6 CNY) Its not expensive at all! Its 7 dors at McDonalds! an uncle with a scraggly beard replied. Buddy, thats arge cup alright? Also, how can youpare this nasty ass cafeteria to the international brand of McDonalds? Carefully bncing my tray with the Coke, I nned to find a rtively clean table to sit at. There were some people scattered about the cafeteria, it was mostly teachers with a few students. Out of all the people here I collided with a female spilling some of my Coke onto her clothes. Im really sorry ssmate... I hurriedly apologized. Although I may look terrifying Im not an unreasonable person. No problem. Ren Xiao Qin cheerfully replied. When the hell did you get here! Your face isnt red and youre not out of breath! You even got your food already! Do you know teleportation! Also, you already have your meal card! You didnt get your uniform first but the meal card! Didnt know you were such a foodie! Lets sit here, Ye Lin ssmate. Xiao Qin pointed to a desk in front of her. I guess this is one of the cleanest here. She put down her tray and sat down. The coke on her shoulder stands out. This set of Western-style clothing is pretty expensive, right? If she wore this on her first day she must like this set a lot, right? She mentionedst time she would get scolded if she dirtied her jeans, this time she dirtied her clothes, she probably also wouldnt have it any better when she gets home. Ye Lin ssmate, sit across from me? seeing me eye the coke stain on her shoulders she pursed her lips andughed. No worries, as long as you eat lunch with me, I wont C get C mad? she said as she made a victory sign with her hands. My eyes! Me eyes received 5000 points of damage! You think youre in a toothpastemercial? Why are you smiling so sweetly! While I was cing my tray on the table, I maintained a posture where I can sit or leave at any time. Because my appearance and height are pretty eye-catching, regardless of student or teacher, they try to keep their distance and sit as far away from me as possible. As if theres an indiscriminate kill zone surrounding me. Only Ren Xiao Qin can survive in this zone. Isnt this clearly showing that I have a special rtionship with her? The rumors from this morning should be spread by now, right? The whole school thinks Im chasing after her, right? Hey, hey, hey. The auntie thats wearing sses and an owl wig. Arent you the head of teaching? The school prohibits premature rtionships! Didnt you once take a picture of two ssmates kissing with your cell phone and then sent it to their parents? Dont you have no remorse even after you caused them to end up wanting to die? Why arent you breaking us up, eh? I feel like theres someone else staring at us. Especially those two females that just walked in, arent they ss leader Shu Shas eternal tag-alongs? You two gossip the most! Duringnguage ss it was you two that ndered me of reaching my arm into Xiao Qins skirt, right? When they saw me and Xiao Qin together, they froze for a second and without even getting any food, stood at the door secretively whispering about something. Go get your damn food! Apparently, females can sate their hunger with gossip alone! If their embellished stories make it into the ssroom, I wont ever be able to clear my name! Why should I happily eat lunch with you when you treated me so ruthlessly before? In a moment, I raised that cup of coke and poured it all over Xiao Qins head. Its as if I was possessed, my appearance was like that of a ghost. The two tag-alongs were dumbfounded by my actions and covered their mouths. What I did also exceeded Xiao Qins expectations, causing her to be dumbstruck. The translucent coke swiftly flowed down her hair, some spilling onto her clothes with the majority flowing inside her cor. Xiao Qin uncontrobly shivered. She wasnt even able topletely put down her victory sign before arge part of her rice colored clothes were soiled. Some coke even got into her shoes. She was covered literally from head to toe andpletely humiliated by me! In a split second tears were already forming in her eyes. However, she quickly wiped it away with her sleeves. She set down her lunch and quickly walked towards the cafeterias washroom. Her pace was very rushed with her canvas shoes creating Ta, ta, ta sounds over the cafeterias marble floors. I slightly regretted it. I wanted to go over, stop her, and tell her that it wasnt intentional. I only did this because I was too angry to think straight... I saw those two tag-alongs also follow her into the washroom. They probably wanted to help Xiao Qin clean up, and then perhaps gather some more gossip? How violent...how could you treat a female this way... I heard that girl just transferred today and was bullied cruelly all day... Isnt it fine if she just agrees to go out with Ye Lin? Otherwise, she would have to transfer schools again... Everyone was avoiding me and quietly whispering to each other. The head instructor saw the whole thing happen in front of her eyes, but she didnt move whatsoever and continued with her meal. Dont you always strictly admonish with a sense of justice? That was clearly bullying, right? You had the ability to almost cause two students to die from cutting their own wrists, yet youre afraid to control me? Because I was rumored to have stabbed someone and also sold drugs, even if I toyed with a female student and publicly humiliated her, youre going to pretend to be blind? Also, all you students that are discussing at a safe distance, arent there famous upper year female students? The 28 Middle talented and good looking Madonna? Dont you vigorously participate in student organization debates? Why arent you reprimanding me! Am I that scary? ss leader Shu Sha, you justice devil, and also number 1 loyal dog sses bro, why arent you guys here! Anyone, please scold me, that way I can take that opportunity to apologize to Xiao Qin! No one was willing to denounce me. I suppressed my anger, sat down and slowly started to eat the unptable food. Xiao Qins garlic shoots fried with eggs looked like it was bing colder and colder. Xiao Qin didnte back by the time I lost my appetite. I originally nned to wait across from Xiao Qins cold food, at this moment some guy not afraid to die hit me on the back, it hurt too. I thought that Xiao Qin hade back, but when I turned I only saw one of the tag-along, a fat girl nicknamed Loud Mouth. Stop waiting, Xiao Qin already went back to the ssroom. Tell her whatever you want to say when you go back! I stood up in a daze and walked towards the door, Loud Mouth shouted at me with ample volume: Make sure to properly apologize! Honestly! If you like someone, dont use such an intense method! I guess not everyone was scared of me. Even if I treated Xiao Qin like this, does she still like me? Dont tell me I was wrong? I was wrong right from the get-go? Chapter 9 – Xiao Qin Almost Dies The first ss of the afternoon, for some unexinable reason, became anguage ss. Old man Zhang didnt step up to the teachers tform, instead, he told everyone to do self-study. He also wanted us to transcribe one of Du Fus poems 100 times with a fountain pen, supposedly to help us practice writing characters. I have a feeling that this decision was because of me. When I came back to ss this afternoon, I immediately felt the burning gazes of everyone within the room. Im guessing everyone has already found out the events that transpired in the cafeteria. Xiao Qin was leaning over her table with slightly trembling shoulders, it seems like she was still hurt. Shu Sha wasnt here again, she was probably called into the teachers office because that scaredy-pants head teacher was too afraid to criticize me to my face and wanted to vent on our ss leader. What a despicable person! Xiao Qins hair and clothes were already dry, the only parts that were still dirty was a small stain that remained on her cor. She was busy the entire lunch and probably didnt even get to eat, right? I retrieved a pen from my pencil case, flipped open the textbook, uncapped the pen, spread out the paper...my movements were very gentle as if I was afraid to disturb Xiao Qin. But I couldnt write a single word. Everyone was afraid that old man Zhang would swing by to patrol at any time so the ssroom was very quiet. The only audible thing was the scratching sounds of pens writing on paper. I... Why can I suddenly not speak! Dont you start up conversations regarding Middle East problems or martial art animations faster than a Gatling gun? Its just an apology! I helplessly raised my head, I didnt expect that anyone would help me. However, the distant Loud Mouth ssmate was also closely paying attention to the development between me and Xiao Qin. She even made a Good luck I support you pose. She really deserves to be called a gossip queen! Xiao Qin, I... Xiao Qin was still hunched over her desk, along with movementsing from below the desk. Eh? Is she also transcribing the poem? Can she even see clearly in this position? Is there enough light? I guess not only can you type without looking, but if youre a master, you can even write without looking? Shuffling sounds Wait, these arent even writing sounds! Xiao Qin, what on earth are you even doing! Is this how it sounds when you cry? Do you hate me so much that youre biting the desk? Xiao Qin finally noticed that I was ncing at her. She lifted her head, she was still teary-eyed. She was holding a coconut bun and she had coconut all over her lips. So you were hunched over to stealthily eat! Your movements were like a hamster! Crying while eating, truly a real foodie! After noticing I was sizing up her bread, she moved it away cautiously as if she doesnt want me to snatch it. At least wait until Im done eating my bread, then you can bully me, ok? Xiao Qin pleaded pitifully. Oh my, you think of me too poorly, I dont want to bully you right now! If you didnt speak first I wouldve even apologized! You experienced this kind of wrong-doing yet youre still putting on a nonchnt expression. If you do that my intense sense of guilt will disappear! If I dont feel guilty anymore, I will start putting my defenses back up! Eat at ease, I wont take it from you. Ill cover you. Ill let you know if old man Zhanges back. Obviously not believing me, Xiao Qin picked up her eating speed. Though her mouth was very small, so she needed quite some time to eat a normal piece of bread. Now, I can calmly transcribe the poem. I copied a couple of lines, not bad if I say so myself! Each sessive line looks shittier and shitter! My sleeve was suddenly caught by Xiao Qin, she was holding on very tightly, looking at me seemingly requesting for help. She wasnt speaking at all and had a painful expression. Dont tell me...shes choking on thest piece of the bread? Xiao Qin shook her head quickly whilst handing over an unopened water bottle. Do you...want me to help you open this? I quickly twisted the cap off the water bottle and handed it back. Xiao Qin took it over and drank it with big gulps and finally regained herplexion. Whew..Im saved! If Ye Lin ssmate wasnt here, I wouldve died here! Xiao Qin said exaggeratedly. Its impossible to die from a piece of bread, right? Speaking of which, if it wasnt because of you being afraid of getting the bread snatched by me, you wouldnt have eaten that fast, right? Additionally Do you really not have enough strength to open a water bottle? Youve done a one-on-ten before as Little Tyrant! When you were in the 5th grade there probably wasnt any water bottle you couldnt open on this. Lets say your muscles degenerated a bit because you stayed at home for thest 3 years, but you couldnt have gotten this weak! Almost choking to death because she couldnt open a water bottle, she must be acting, right? Is she ying with me so that she can see my worried expression? Seeing my suspicious gaze, Xiao Qin started to speak. I was sickly since a young age, not being able to open a water bottle is very normal. You still didnt forget this setting! Youre not afraid to lie to the teachers? Youre going to be exposed after the physical examinations during gym ss! Because I have anemia, the teacher said I dont have to attend gym ss, or I can just watch from the sides. ... Someone like you that can enter an Ironman Triathalon pretending to be Lin DaiYu watching us from the sidelines. What kind of sick hobby is that! Its like Pan ChangJiang and Guo JingMing ying basketball whilst Yao Ming and Kobe Bryant are sitting on the sidelines saying You guys are ying so well, we cant do that, we had weak bodies since a young age! Ye Lin ssmate. Xiao Qin asked suddenly, Are you going to stop bullying me this afternoon? Ah...yeah. I nodded embarrassedly. Xiao Qin happily started to hum, it sounds like the tune from <>. She hummed while she was copying the poem, her efficiency was astonishing. I also hurriedly returned to my work. After ss, the ss representative collected all our work. I was just thinking about how to use up my free time when ss leader Shu Sha walked into the room. She was walking quickly towards me with a murderous aura. My heart skipped a beat and I started running towards the opposite direction without even thinking. Yes, I ran towards the teachers stand! I win as long as I can escape from the ssroom! Ye Lin! Stop! Ye C Lin C! ss leader Shu Sha yelled my name, getting more and more ferocious with each sessive call. Splitting the crowd, she chased after me with big strides. In the end, I was obstructed by the sea of students leaving their ss and got blocked in the hallways by Shu Sha. Shu Sha wasnt short, if she stood next to me she would reach my nose. She was half a head taller than Xiao Qin. Because her aura was too strong, the males that stood in front of her, even if they were as tall as me would be mentally oppressed to a point where they cant stand straight. I, of course, didnt reveal this on my face. Im a hot-blooded male that would neverpromise or admit defeat! How can I casually yield to a female? Why are you trying to run away from me? asked the ss leader. Of course I have to get away from you! You look annoying to deal with, and your name sounds like a name from a strong character in <>. (TN: think omae wa mou shindeiru meme) If I identally let you kill me off with your self-made boxing techniques, how wrong would that be! Although I thought this in my head, I definitely cant say this out loud. I wasnt hiding from you! Stop thinking too highly of yourself! I was just going to take a piss! A real hoodlum style, I was proud of my acting ability. The head teacher already told me about everything that happened in the cafeteria! Eh? You mean that incident where I found and returned the school Madonnas lunch card? Thats already spread throughout the school? Man, Im embarrassed. I wanted to learn from Lei Feng and do good things without leaving my name... Shut up! I was scared stiff. Im talking about the incident where you poured coke over Xiao Qins head! The ss leader was angry to the point where her lips were trembling, her ck hair was swaying slightly along with any passers-by. Her eyes were like a falcon that was about to soar, pitch ck pupils that could stare into the depths of ones soul. I was speechless. Xiao Qin suddenly came out from the ssroom, passed the ss leader and stuck herself to my arm. She tightly held onto my arm as if we were very close. ss leader, youre mistaken! Xiao Qin said while smiling. Weve actually known each other since we were kids! We were just messing around innguage ss! It was evident that Shu Sha was taken aback when Xiao Qin came to my defense. Stop lying to me! Even if you were just messing around innguage ss, the incident at lunch definitely wasnt just for fun! That was just an ident because Ye Lin ssmate wasnt being careful enough, anyways my clothes are already dry! Xiao Qin continued to help me exin. ss leader ~ its true~ Xiao Qin desperately wanted Shu Sha to believe in her. I was neighbors with Ye Lin when we were young, our parents even know each other. Were childhood friends! Although we may fight sometimes, we make up very quickly! Isnt that right Ye Lin! Xiao Qin looked towards me for confirmation, under these circumstances, I could only groan in confirmation. The time after ss was very precious and the bell was about to ring. The ss leader saw the victim protecting me so she didnt really know what to do. Then you guys can go back, for now. Ill investigate the situation more carefullyter. The ss leader waved her hands at me signaling me to leave. I was walking very awkwardly because Xiao Qin was hugging my arm, however, she was very happy for some reason. The ss leader stopped us again from behind. Ye Lin, why are you walking towards the ssroom? Didnt you just say you wanted to go take a piss? Shu Sha squinted at me and nonchntly repeated my vulgar words. I, I dont need to go anymore! The weathers too dry, so my body reabsorbed it! Shu Sha snorted with contempt. Also, Xiao Qin ssmate, I have to seriously ask you again. I hope youll tell me the truth. Does he have some dirt on you? Chapter 10 – The Antenna of Love Respectable ss leader, you really are using the utmost generous amount of malice to appraise my dark side! Did you see me ckmailing Xiao Qin? Look at her smiling as if she won the lottery! Would your rtives be that happy after being ckmailed? Speaking of which, to this day I still have 25 transformer toys that are still at the mercy of Ren Xiao Qin. Shes the terrorist that kidnapped Optimus Prime! We again had some useless conversation with the ss leader and she finally let us go after the bell rang. Ive never loved the ss bell this much. I passed the ss safe and sound, I then ran towards the male washroom right after ss ended. Shu Sha lets see if you can chase me into the males washroom! Returning to ss after I relieved myself, I noticed that Xiao Qin wasnt in her seat. She was seated with Loud Mouth and her friends in the middle of the ssroom. Xiao Qin was surrounded by 4, or 5 females asking her questions. The atmosphere was very ardent. As I reached the ssrooms door, I didnt go in immediately. I peered in from the outside to prevent Shu Sha and her loyal dogs from ambushing me. Fortunately, there was nothing of the sort. Their continuous chattering sounds eventually reached my ears. Eh Eh~~You and Ye Lin were childhood friends? Did you grow up together? What was he like when he was a kid? Was he as fierce as he is now? I heard that Hong Kong crime syndicates want to recruit him, is that true? Hey hey, dont ask those useless questions, we have to save precious time! Yes, yes, thats right! Xiao Qin, tell us the truth. Since you guys knew each other since a young age. Were you ever engaged by your parents, or made a pledge to be married? A burst of ominousughter erupted from the group of girls. I suddenly had a bad premonition. Regarding thatst question, Xiao Qin tightly grasped her firsts and proudly said: Of course! Ye Lin ssmate already decided that he will only marry me, and Ive also decided that Ill only marry him! When the fuck did I say something like that! (ED: btw are you guys ok with swearing?) Xiao Qin, are you making stuff up to turn this into a forced wedding? Why dont you just say that we already have kids together? Against Xiao Qins outrageous deration, all the girls were amazed and some even had an envious expression. Envious my ass! You guys watched too many Korean dramas right? Get your asses back to studying! In my dads online store, there are many pitiful people that didnt study properly when they were in school, and now they can only use adult toys tofort themselves! I steeled myself and walked over. Seeing me approach the girls surrounding Xiao Qin all had fearful expressions and wanted to scatter. Xiao Qin slightly tilted her head and became slightly dejected. I cant help it...this childhood friend of my just likes to bully me..Im already used to it. I remembered what I said during first period, and that was I wouldnt bully her for the entire afternoon. Mens words carry enormous weight, so I must swallow my resentment and return to my seat. As if she read my mind, Xiao Qin instantly revealed a smug face. She turned her hands into the shape of guns and fired two shots at me causing the female students to giggle. My position in this ss must have dropped. Even you weak females have the guts to ridicule me? To think I ssified you guys as non-threatening. A foolish girl type and your only way out was to be sold to Southeast Asia. The next ss is on politics. The teacher is a female who just graduated from university, many people do homework from other sses during her ss. I might as well just go to sleep. Yawn, Im still sleepy, sleepingte sure has its detrimental effects. As I was about to fall asleep, I seem to have heard Xiao Qin being called away by the ss leader. She went to the logistics office to pick up her school uniform. Speaking of our uniforms, we have 3 in total. One sportswear for exercising, one for summer, and one formal one simr to a tunic suit. The sportswear is super standard, the never changing blue and white stripes. Once worn you look like an eight route army soldier, however, this must be worn in PE ss. The summer uniform was just added this year, shirts and shorts for boys and shirts and short... no no no, long skirts for females. When this uniform was being designed they even collected the opinions of the entire student body. One person designed it like a battle girl with a skirt so short that you can see the panties. Another anonymous pervert designed it simr to a 3 point bikini and also drew the breasts super big. Of course the school was very upset with this, in the end, the female summer uniform became shirts and a skirt that went past the knee. What happened with the formal uniform was the mostughable. There was a clothing processing nt that rented a ce owned by the school. They were in a deficit for the year and was on the verge of bankruptcy, so they owed a lot of money to the school that they couldnt return. So they promised to make a new formal uniform for all the students yearly (Its always a ckish jacket and trousers for both boys and girls). We would only ever wear the uniform when its the school anniversary or when an upper year leaderes to look around. Because this uniform isparatively thick, when it bes colder, some people will use it to keep warm. Overall, everyone is in agreement that the boys look most handsome when wearing the formal uniform, and the females look the most beautiful when wearing the summer skirt. You can mix and match the 3 uniforms, some people have even paired it to a stunning degree. Tomorrow Xiao Qin will probably wear the summer uniform like the other girls, right? Actually didnt I soil her current clothes? Will she change into her uniform today? Because the same uniforms are worn for 3 years, the sizes are usually a bit bigger. Room has to be left for development during these 3 years. Especially the sportswear, when the new first years wear it, some people feel like theyre swaying about inside the clothes. What will Xiao Qin look like when she wears the uniform? I dazedly entered another dream. Xiao Qin within the dream wore a sports uniform one size bigger and was running on the track. Seeing me, she waved and ran towards me. Her youthful body was wrapped up inside the uniform. Under the strong sun, it was almost as if you could see her curves. Because she ran for a long time, her face was covered with sparkling and translucent beads of sweat while softly gasping for breath. She stopped in front of me with a flushed face, not saying a word. She closed her eyes, perked up her pink lips, tiptoed and leaned in for a kiss. My heart was thumping nonstop. What is this? Is this an erotic dream? When did I start to see Xiao Qin as the heroine in my dreams? If youpare the heroine in an erotic dream to a JAV actor, all the other girls would be in revealing blouses, with gusts of wind blowing upwards. As opposed to you, wearing a full body school uniform, you wanna slip into my dreams just by revealing your hands and face! Wheres your sense of professional duty? Apologize to all the female JAV actors in this world you imposter! Th-, the most detestable thing is, this kind of disrespectful erotic dream heroine caused me to pitch a tent! (ED: I hope I dont need to exin what this tent is ( ? ?? ?) ). A tent, in the middle of the ss! This has never happened before! I was never the type to have sexual fantasies of other female ssmates and react to it! Its already the next ss, right? Is it history? The history teacher loves asking everyone to read in silence, and then walking back and forth throughout the ssroom! He/she would even go stand next to a student and ask them to stand up to answer questions! Its too dangerous! If he calls on me, the tent below is way too obvious! Everyone will know that Im a super disgusting pervert! No way, no way, no way! I must calm myself! (Cleanse Your Mind) Na Mo A Mi Tuo Fo, Na Mo A Mi Tuo Fo, help me sister Feng ~ sister Feng!!! [1] Hurry and think of something thatll make me limp! Ye Lin ssmate... Dont talk to me! I dont want to speak to anyone! Especially not you! Ye Lin... ... Ye Lin! Damn it, why the hell are you calling my name more and more familiarly! Also, youve already retrieved your uniform, yet youre still wearing your old clothes? All three uniforms were folded and put inside her bag...why the hell did you hang the bag in a ce where I can see it! Whyd you hang it on the left side of the desk! The right side also has hooks, hang it there and let sses bro see it! Im not interested in your clothes! I wouldnt want to peep at the uniform in your bag! Its not like you just took it off! Its a new unworn uniform that you just got! If anyone can have sexual fantasies with those theyre already beyond saving. Something is strange with how you look, Ye Lin ssmate... Is bending my body like a bow weird? Have you never heard of walk like the wind and sit like the bow! Its a martial arts training technique you bastard! Ye Lin ssmate...were you thinking about me? Xiao Qin stood up her textbook on her desk as cover, turned her face over and asked while giggling. Scram! Who the hell would think of you! Stop dreaming! But...It seems like Ive received Ye Lin ssmates (radio?) waves... Stop messing around! What do you think you are, a radio? Its real, theres really waves being transmitted. Xiao Qin solemnly vowed. (*^__^*)Haha...it must be because Ye Lin ssmate raised the antenna of love, and is currently emitting love waves towards me! What the hell is an antenna of love? The only antenna thats standing here is one of sexual desire, and its emitting vulgar waves! Ye Lin ssmate, let, let me touch it! What the hell are you saying! Where do you want to touch! I wasted half a day chanting a mantra and its all gone to waste! Thighs...I want to feel Ye Lin ssmates muscr thighs. You run so fast, you must be very muscr...is that ok? Dont look at me with such expectant eyes! Touch your own white and delicate thighs! You dont have the right to say someone runs fast when you can teleport! No! I cant talk to her anymore! Itll be bad if the history teacher notices! Ye Lin ssmate...if youre not speaking, can I take it that you agree? Then Im going to touch it! Chapter 11 – The First Drop of Blood TN: Man, having courses in the summer is just uhhhhhh~~~ (i_i). Well, hope you guys enjoy this chapter. Xiao Qin dragged her chair and shifted it slightly towards me. Youre seriously nning on feeling it! But because theres a path to walk between neighboring desks, if you only move your chair slightly closer, theres still no way to touch me in a natural fashion. I exerted a lot of effort when I stepped on Ren Xiao Qins shoes before! It seems Xiao Qin noticed this as well and pouted her lips. I sighed in relief and started mouthing pineapples and jackfruits in an attempt to douse out my lust. (TN: is he trying to smash them onto his crotch?) Teacher- Xiao Qin suddenly raised her hand. What the hell are you trying to do! Are you trying to attract the teachers attention! I havent solved my special situation over here yet! Or are you saying youre trying to report me to the teacher! Do you want me to lose face in front of the entire ss? Didnt you say you liked me? Does it not matter to you even if everyone sees me as a big pervert? Sure enough, you came back for revenge! This is an attack on my mental state and my dignity. This will be crueler than all the humiliation Ive received from when you were Little Tyrant. The history teacher just roamed back by Loud Mouth students desk and stopped to see what Xiao Qin had to say. Teacher-I just transferred schools here today, so I dont have my history textbook. Can I share the textbook with my neighbor, Ye Lin ssmate? So thats your n!By the way, Xiao Qin your deception skill has already transcended the heavens! You clearly stood your history textbook up on your desk earlier as a cover! While you were lying, the history textbook was stillying on your desk! It was also crying because youve used it just for that! The history teacher nodded his/her head in agreement. Okay, if anyone else also forgot their textbook, you can also share with your neighbor. Xiao Qin happily said Thank you teacher, then tantly stood up to move her chair. The whole ss could hear the sound of the chair legs dragging across the floor. The chair was moved right next to me. Those are bona fide childhood friends, such a great rtionship... some girls carefully said. (ED: Man, this use of bonafide makes me want to eat popeyes... Damn Im fat) I cant believe that Ye Lin will be the first couple in our ss... With such a good girlfriend like Xiao Qin, hell turn a new leaf right? Shut your mouth ya damn bitches! Dont try to take advantage of the noise Xiao Qin is making! Or else Im really going to sell you to Southeast Asia! Xiao Qin tidied some creases on her skirt and then calmly sat next to me. She pulled over the textbook in my hand and made it look like that we were actually studying. Under the table, she secretively ced her hand on my thighs. Because my seat is close to the window, Xiao Qins white fingers were dazzling under the afternoons strong rays of the sun. Its hard to believe that a fist made by these lily-white hands were used to repeatedly trample on my self-worth in my younger years. Youre only putting your hands there? That shouldnt affect me too much, right? The history teacher resumed teaching the ss. I focused my attention to see how Gao LiShi publicly executed Yang GuiFei in front of a temple. Perfect! As long as I kill all the females in the world, humanity shall be saved! Eh? There seems to be something wrong with my logic? But who cares! If there were no females, my dad wouldnt be suffering every single day. I also wouldnt be so distressed because of Xiao Qin! Little Tyrants fist will never lie. However, any of Ren Xiao Qins actions, expressions, or words could all be lies! Lies that theyll even believe themselves! I dont want to be together with such a fearsome being! Why cant they look as scary as a cobra? Why do their smile and tears shake my entire world? Also, hurry up and copse you disgraceful tent! Ive thought about it for a while, but now may be Ren Xiao Qins turn to take action. In one hand Xiao Qin was holding the textbook with me, in the other, she was groping around on top of my shorts. Dont move! Dont get closer! Any closer and its restricted military space! Its the arsenal! The nuclear reactor! You cant touch that red button! If any tourist aimlessly touches it, it will explode! Although I can put my hands out to stop Xiao Qin, Im afraid Ill cause too big of amotion and draw everyones attention. Its also not a good idea to grab Xiao Qins hand. If she makes any sort of noise, Ill instantly be public enemy number 1. Ah Lin, your muscles are pretty solid! (ED: His nickname is Ah Lin, shes not sighing. Just in case that might cause confusion.) Shes freely using my nickname! My muscles were for the one day when I can defeat you Little Tyrant, it was built up after training day and night! Your kneading actions are irreverent! Ah Lins so strong if he wanted to make a move on me, I surely wont be able to resist? Stop saying suggestive words with such an excited face! Anyways arent you the one who always gets physical with others? I really want to be hugged by Ah Lins wide chest, and then being whispered to I love you Ahh! I wont say it! I hate you! I hate you so much that I would bite my gums open! After being told these 3 magical words, my body will for sure go limp unable to move. I would be left up for Ah Lin to handle... Please stop talking, Im begging you! My nuclear reactor is about to have a meltdown! Eh? Ye Lin ssmate, it seems like youre hiding something fun inside your pockets! Xiao Qin had an expression as if she discovered a new world. Ha, let me see what goodies you got there! Completely ignoring my opinion, she reached her hand inside. No! Help! Youre too much! How did it turn out like this! Stop looking around in my pockets! Theres only a centimeter left! The rubbing is too intense! Any more and itll really fire! In this sacred teaching environment, in front of all these earnest students and the teacher, Im going to go off! If this really happened, I would never be able to face the ssroom that I tainted! If I do such a despicable act, I wouldnt have the right to live! I will tie a rock onto my waist, put rat poison in my mouth, stab myself in the stomach and then jump off Jiang Bridge tomit suicide! I really will, Ill die for you to see! Thinking of this, I rapidly opened my pencil case, retrieved apass and stabbed it firmly towards the purlicue of my left hand. (ED: purlicue is that space between your thumb and index finger) Once! Twice! Three times! Blood stained the needle with each consecutive stab, the intense pain was finally able to divert my attention. It hurts, Im not happy...but itspletely worth it! I regained my earlierposure, I sat up straight and coldly stared at Ren Xiao Qin. She voluntarily retracted her hands from my pockets. Ye Lin ssmate, sorry... Xiao Qin stuttered while apologizing. If an apology was sufficient, Yang GuiFei wouldnt have had to die! That...Im truly sorry. It was because I read too many shoujo mangas with these kinds of plots. Even if I didnt really understand them, I wanted to copy their actions. At first, I thought it was fun, but then I got too into character and couldnte out... What are you saying? Are you saying that I look like a very fun toy? Yes, Ye Lin ssmates fascinating points will get people fascinated, and then addicted... I see that in your eyes Im a drug! Drugs are harmful to your health, hurry up and quit! I cant anymore, sorry, sorry, sorry... No matter how much you apologize, its still useless! Then...if you wont forgive me, please touch me as well! Who wants to touch you! Its going to raise the previously cooled gun! Xiao Qin put on a pitiful expression. OGreat Ye Lin, its not just the thighs, you, you can touch anywhere you want... Saying that she twisted her head to one side while her body was still trembling. As if she was a different person to the one who was just harassing me. You changed tones pretty quickly! As long as the circumstances arent in your favor you instantly change stances! At times youre like a devil, then at times youre innocent like a white flower, its suitable to be called dissociative identity disorder! If you still had your devilish expression, I wouldve directly reached into your skirt without the slightest tinge of guilt! You just had to use the innocence of a white flower to confront me! Its against the rules to act so innocently! Itll make people want to take pity and protect you! You dont like me calling you Great? Then, Ye Lin ssmate, please touch me. I havemitted an unforgivable sin. I deserve whatever the punishment. Do you know! All the uncountable sins youvemitted against me over the numerous years! Hurry up and kneel down and write me a written repentance thats 1 million words long! Because Ye Lin ssmate promised he wasnt going to bully me this afternoon...so in exchange, letting Ye Lin ssmate touch me is something that cant be helped... Xiao Qin spoke with a despaired tone, like a broken puppet. What are you saying! By that logic, arent I the bad guy again? You, in turn be the victim, and for a period of not being bullied, you can only cry and offer up your body, are you trying to make me sexually harass you? Look, the holes on the back of my hand are still bleeding! I can still hear the blood flowing! Its spraying out like a geyser! The ssroom is going to rain with my blood! Speaking of which, youre the one thats bullying me, right? You covered my hands with blood on your first day of school. The Little Tyrant within you is furtivelyughing, right? - Do you want to y me to death, Ren Xiao Qin! Chapter 12 – The Protector of Flowers TN: Sorry had an assignment due today so Im runningte. Anyways, enjoy After suffering through the torturous history ss, I deliberately kept my distance from Xiao Qin. I painstakingly reached 5pm, now I can finally go home. I live very close to the school, only 10 minutes away by walking. Xiao Qin on the other hand, first has to walk to the subway stop, ride two stops, then walk for some distance before she can get home. It probably takes at least half an hour? Its even worse during rush hours. Your house is clearly closer to even better schools, why dont you just go to those ones? Even nearby theres a private school thatpletely outshines our school in every category. The tuition is obviously very expensive, its all full of rich kids. However, based on Auntie Rens reputation in the martial arts world, you shouldntck money, right? I recently heard from my dad that auntie Ren set foot in the film industry, and is now a martial arts director. Speaking of martial arts, it was my passion when I was younger, I even wanted to... Never mind, it was just an immature dream. As soon as teacher Yu dismissed ss, I immediately grabbed my bag and started running outside. I slung the nearly empty backpack over my back and ran like lightning, I quickly arrived at the schools main entrance. Thisll definitely get Xiao Qin off my tail! My painful day can finally end! I wiped the sweat that ran off my forehead and just as I was nning to heave a sigh of relief, I found someone pulling the corner of my uniform. It was Ren Xiao Qin. She was standing at the schools entrance with a lowered head, I had no idea how long she waited there for me. She was wearing a maroon colored Hello Kitty backpack. It waspletely packed with new books, she also held the bag containing uniforms in her hand. She was equipped like a soldier. You ran faster than me even with all that stuff? You monster! Her bangs covered her eyes and her posture was very reserved. If someone walked by theyd definitely think that she was a very quiet, well-mannered and introverted girl. Introverted my ass! Under the control of the schools security guard, the retractable doors opened automatically. The guard that was on duty today was that young one, hes the niece of a guard that worked here for a very long time. Hes not well acquainted with me. The young guard saw us through the ss of the security room and gave me a knowing smile. He stuck out his thumb towards me as if to say Your girlfriends been waiting here for a while, not bad. Why the hell are you so gossipy when youre a man! Also, you were sleeping earlier, werent you! Did you sleep well? Did you win the lottery in your dreams? Is that why you didnt see Ren Xiao Qin open a portal and teleport to the main entrance? Its because you guards always ck off, which allows hoodlums to take advantage and mug people at the back door! Xiao Qin held onto my uniform not allowing me to leave while twisting her feet inwardly. Ye Lin ssmate, can you send me home? Youre going overboard! I only promised to not bully you for the afternoon, I sure as hell didnt promise to send you home! And also, let go of your hand! What kind of rumors are you trying to spread! The guard is watching a real-life drama from his office! Bu, but, this morning, I was molested on the subway... Ha? Stop joking! Whos suicidal enough to molest you! Hurry and use your Tatsumaki and Hadouken to KO him! Ive already told Ye Lin ssmate. In order to be more feminine, Ive already prohibited violence. Even if I still asionally y fighting games, I dont fight anymore in real-life... Xiao Qin innocently waited for my response. Would you really allow yourself to be molested for such a ridiculous reason? I dont believe it, but then againmon sense doesnt apply to Ren Xiao Qin. What was the guy who molested you like? Un...he was a middle-aged man holding a briefcase. At the time, the subway was very crowded. He used the crowd to stealthily move over and touch my butt... Anger welled up within me. Dont misunderstand, Its not because I think of Xiao Qin as a girlfriend and that her body belongs to me. I just believe that adults who would do these kind of things are really despicable. Like my dad whos full of remorse and has cast a shadow in the hearts of their own children, do you still want to go and do that to others children? Purely because they cant control their own desires, theyre really the scum of society! I really dont want to be an adult like that! Even if you cant use violence, cant you just scream for help? Un, Ye Lin ssmate is correct. When I first noticed that I was being molested, I was too startled to do anything. Shit, just poke his eyes and kick him in the nuts! Ive always thought that this kind of thing only urred in Manga, so I was very surprised. I felt that: Wow, Chikans (TN: Japanese for molester) really do exist! Stop using that Japanese expression! Hes just a lecher, scum! Eh, after I was shocked, I felt slightly happy... Happy! You were happy to be molested? Are you a chijo? (TN: the Female counterpart of a chikan) Because it was my first time wearing a skirt. There was a sense of recognition as a female... I cant believe you! So you let him touch you for the whole ride? Of course not, I ran away very quickly. Xiao Qin mischievously spat her tongue out. But, I might encounter him again when going home. I hoped that Ye Lin ssmate can serve as my protector... (TN: The protector of flowers, females are oftenpared to flowers) (ED: thats why its called deflowering) I refuse! Do, do you not care even if your girlfriend is getting molested! Who said youre my girlfriend? Just because you met him when going to school, doesnt mean youll meet him again. There are also so many different carriages on a subway, its almost impossible youll meet him! I was getting ready to leave but Xiao Qin was still not letting go. If youre willing to send me home, Ill return Optimus Prime to you. and just like that I was nailed to the floor and couldnt move an inch. Although Im already 14 and I dont like to y with robot toys, Ill still be very happy if I can get Optimus Prime back. Youll really return it? If you dont believe me then we can pinky swear. Xiao Qin held out her pinky to me, If you send me home, Ill return Optimus Prime to you. You can wait outside or you can watch me. -But dont think that just because my moms not home, you can do whatever you want to me! Who the hell would! If you return Optimus Prime to me, Ill instantly leave without turning back! We wasted quite a bit of time talking, there are already students walking by us and leaving. Holy fuck theyre brave, (ED: there are many variations of cursing in Chinese, but not a lot in English, it might seem repetitive) flirting in front of the school entrance! Didnt the school just release 100 rules forbidding contact between opposite genders...? Hush, quiet down! Cant you see who that is! Even the head teacher is scared of him! A group of female students was more curious, they stared at us like they wanted to surround us and watch us to their hearts content. Lil Red, Lil Red, do you think that girl is voluntarily dating him? Who knows...I heard from someone in ss 3 that said she was being coerced. Guys listen to this, today at lunch in the cafeteria...Ahhhh hes looking this way! Hes so scary! I suddenly detected a strict gaze, I looked back and just as suspected it was ss leader Shu Sha leaving the school. She was followed by Loud Mouth, Loud Mouths gossipy sidekick and also number 1 loyal dog, sses bro. Although they were still quite far away, with Shu Shas eyesight, she should have already seen me standing and talking with Xiao Qin already. Maybe she can also clearly see Xiao Qins flushed face and my bitter smile. Will we be suspected? No, shell definitely think that Im still bothering Xiao Qin even after school ended. In order to avoid trouble, I grasped Xiao Qins hand and pulled her speedily out the schools main entrance. After thinking about it calmly, I probably shouldnt have done that. The ss leader might think that Im coercing Xiao Qin and bringing her to somece she shouldnt go to. Ahhh, who cares! Ill deal with it tomorrow! Luckily the ss leader doesnt run as fast as us and cant catch up from behind. Xiao Qin practically ran with me all the way to the subway stop. After stopping, her small mouth was gasping for air, her whole face crimson, and she was even sweating. Youre kidding me. Youre tired after this short distance? Or is it that your instant movement skill is on cooldown? Because Ye Lin ssmate was holding my hand, so I was very nervous and my heart was beating rapidly... I quickly let go of Xiao Qins hand. That gentle and supple feeling still remained in my palms. It was softer than I expected and extremely delicate. It was also unexpectedly cool, but that coolness boiled my blood once more. Its just this once that Ill send you home! Humph, youll be useless after I retrieve Optimus Prime! Soon after arriving at the railway tform, the white train arrived. It opened its doors after a series of rm bells. There are so many people! Though its not peak rush hours, the people in the car are already touching shoulders. Many passengers had a bitter face as if they just had their chrysanthemums bursted. [1] Xiao Qin and I found a spot facing each other near a fire extinguisher. I could easily reach the hanging straps, but it seems like Xiao Qin cant reach them. Things really do change over time, you used to be taller than me, but it seems like you havent grown at all over the past 3 years... It seems that Ill be looking down at Xiao Qin from this angle forever now. When the subway started to move, because Xiao Qin didnt hold on tightly, she was thrown into my embrace by inertia. She conveniently grabbed my arm that was holding onto the straps. I didnt show any sign of discontent. Do you want me to hold your bag? since I saw that she was carrying a lot of things. Thanks, dont worry about it, its fine as long as you wholeheartedly protect me. I nodded my head in agreement and swept my eyes across our surroundings to see if any perverts were hiding about. A male who looked like an engineer vigntly protected his bag. A high school girl wearing heavy makeup identally made eye contact with me and hurriedly ced her iPhone back into her purse. A mom wearing a flowery headscarf quickly hugged her baby tighter. Do I really look that much like a bad guy! Im fine with you hiding your bag and phone, but what would I use a baby for! Chapter 13 – A Pervert Appears I reckon the subway pervert isnt going to appear today. I stood face to face with Xiao Qin while she held my arm to maintain bnce. In anyones eyes, we probably look like a couple. Even though I wouldnt agree. If a girl was molested in front of her boyfriend, she would definitely resist, no matter how weak and cowardly she is. Thats why the subway pervert doesnt have the guts toe closer. It seems like I can send Xiao Qin back home without exerting any effort, and then retrieve my Optimus Prime. My thoughts are drifting. In my childhood, some of my happiest memories were spent with my transformer toys. At that time, my first dream was to have an Optimus Primer toy as the leader, the other dream was to be a martial arts star. Bruce Lee fighting foreigners on the silver screen left a deep impression on me. Jet Lis moves were also really beautiful. I really liked the role he yed in the movie <>. The reason I wanted to be like Bruce Lee and Jet Li was definitely rted to the fact that I was being bullied by Little Tyrant. Now that I remember it Im really embarrassed. I know not a lot of people know about this, my dad was one of the few. A few years ago, the surroundings of XiCheng built a movie town. They builtte into the night, it was very disturbing. My dad teasingly asked: Since theres going to be a lot of actorsing here to film movies, do you want me to bring you there? Because I just got Optimus Prime snatched from me, I was too depressed to respond. Anyways, Bruce Lee definitely isnting and Jet Li went to Hollywood to grow his career. I dont want to see them film some sappy period drama. My dad then said: I recently met a director online, do you want me to bring you and meet him? Havent you been training daily to be a martial art star? You might get a chance. At that time my objective already changed into beating up Little Tyrant. Why did I give up my dreams of bing a martial arts star you ask? The responses I got from the other passengers on the subway is the answer. I dont look like a good guy. No matter how good my physique or martial arts skills are if my appearance is not worthy of the audience. I can only be like the actor who fought Jet Li in <>, nicknamed bald eagle. Forever the bad guy, never getting a chance to be the main character and would always be defeated by one. If Little Tyrant was a man, he would definitely get to y the heros role. No matter how much more I practice, I can only hit him a couple of times in the first half of the show, only to get killed off by him in the end. Its not fair. Besides, Im already seen as a bad guy in everyones eyes, if I go and y a bad guy who knows martial arts on the big screen, I cant even leave my house anymore. The snotty brats who support Little Tyrant would probably throw rotten eggs at me. The hairless Ji ChunHua teacher, it must have been hard ying the bad guy for the past 20 years! Just let my dream scatter into the wind. Ye Lin ssmate, what are you thinking about? Xiao Qin looked at me as if she was rebuking me. If youre not paying attention, what if someone takes the opportunity to molest me! The pervert probably wont appear. I lifted my left hand and scratched my itchy scalp. Ah, thats a lot of dandruff, will I also be bald like Ji ChunHua? Ah, why is your hand bleeding? Xiao Qin asked fussily. What the hell are you asking? Didnt you see me stab myself with apass? Its not even bleeding that much, Ive been hurt worse fighting hooligans. Speaking of which, I remember that I was kicked into a river by you as a child and half my face was covered in blood, yet I dont remember you caring about it back then? Thinking of it just makes me angry! Its best to disinfect it, right? Can I help you? Xiao Qin asked caringly. Does she have an emergency aid kit in her bag? Although its not a big wound, it was still caused because of Xiao Qin. Perhaps allowing her to help treat my wound, may help to dissipate my anger. How are you going to disinfect it? A Band-aid? Or rubbing alcohol? Tongue... Fuck off! Why are you being so rough! Please dont irritate me anymore! Ill properly send you home, and then you can release the Optimus Prime you kidnapped, got it? When I spoke of Optimus Prime, I lowered my voice in case any of the surrounding people thinks that a 14-year-old still likes to y with transformers. How embarrassing would that be! Say, Ye Lin ssmate, why do you think perverts molest girls? Xiao Qin tried to redirect the topic. Of course its because they cant control their own desires! Whats the point of asking that! But, I read in a Manga that the male protagonist was caught when molesting the heroine, and that became their encounter... Eh? Im saying not only do middle-aged men have these desires, but even young people get them too, right? For example, if Ye Lin ssmate sees a very attractive single female standing next to you, wouldnt you get an urge to molest her? Of, of course not! I lied, I probably might get a slight urge to. Especially if the other party is wearing an extremely short skirt. That wicked thought was suppressed in a split second. Though I would never admit this in front of Xiao Qin. You dont sound too sure...right, Ye Lin ssmate, do you want to molest me right now? Xiao Qin asked such a dangerous question with a smile. I thought you were going to say something else! Why would I molest you! Wasnt I invited to be the protector to prevent you from being molested? Um, if Ye Lin ssmate wants to try it, do you want to do it with me facing you, or looking the other way? Xiao Qin continued to ask. I dont want to try something that perverted! Really? Xiao Qin tilted her head and made a perplexed expression. Of course not! Whats in your head? I think youve already be brain-dead from reading too many shoujo mangas! But, all males have dreamt of this happening right? Molesting female ssmates on the bus or subway... I wanted to retort, but I wasnt especially confident. That dirty uncle also... probably wasnt able to do something like that when he was a student. So, when he became an adult to fulfill his dreams from when he was a student he chose to harass someone else, right? - In order to not allow Ye Lin ssmate to be an adult like that, you might as well fulfill your dreams to molest a female ssmate with my body! I dont have those kinds of perverted dreams! Also, dont make yourself out to be so majestic! Youre just ying with me! Could it be...you dont like familiar female ssmates? Is it not enjoyable if you know them too well? In that case, I can pretend to not know you and you can pretend its our first meeting ande molest me...hows that? Dont speak anymore! Even if its loud on the subway, someone may still hear us speak! Suddenly, I felt a hand touch my buttocks. Per...Pervert! And...theyre touching me! Are you courting death? Theres a better path for you to take yet you chose toe to Hell! Also, do you molest both guys and girls? Have you not realized you already evolved! Congrattions! Youve already evolved into the peak stage of a pervert! It was very crowded in the subway, I couldnt determine whose hand it was. I quickly scanned my eyes around me, but I couldnt find the dirty uncle that Xiao Qin described. Could it be another pervert? Is it a gay pervert? Or is it someone trying to touch Xiao Qin but got the wrong person? Public morals really are on the decline, there are perverts everywhere! Im thoroughly disappointed in this city where more and more perverts are appearing! I nned on grabbing his hand and giving him a good beating, but it was too congested and itll take time for me to move my hand through all these people. This pervert really seems to be enjoying my ass. I tightened the muscles on my ass so that it must feel rock hard now. At least now you must realize that youre not touching a female, right? The pervert, however, started feeling around even more vigorously. He even switched up the way in he was touching my ass! He first danced his fingers around like a honeybee, then he treated my ass like a piano and yed it, finally, he gave it a firm spank, like the one you would give to a misbehaving child. I red at my surrounding, everyone avoided my eyesight. There was only one female that looked like an AV model, who was smiling at me and meeting my eyes. She looked about 25, or 26, had a slender body, wearing a white uniform, permed curly brown hair. She was a mature woman that was very attractive. She looked at me with smiling eyes, lips as bright red as blood. She raised her lips slightly and stuck her ample breasts near my back. My body immediately froze, and my mind was in utter chaos. What kind of development is this? Ive never ever seen a female pervert! Such a beautiful one to boot! If you went out looking for a partner, people would line up for miles! Why would you do something like this! Why do you have to pinch an 8th graders butt? What am I supposed to do? Xiao Qin shouldnt have noticed that I was molested, should I tell her? But...this is too humiliating! Super humiliating! I cant believe getting molested by the opposite gender turned out to be this embarrassing! Should I grab this womans hand? Would anyone even believe me if I said she was molesting me? Would she turn it against me and say I was molesting her? Chapter 14 – Unfathomable Future ED: New chapter guys, enjoy! At this pace the story isnt moving too quickly. But, oh well I can just chill and read. Its a crisis! Stuck between Ren Xiao Qin and the female pervert, my entire body was hot from head to toe. What is this feeling of humiliation and excitement! Thats enough, female pervert! Stop touching it! Do you not see how close Im standing to Ren Xiao Qin, dont we look like a couple? Youre molesting her boyfriend right in front of her, where are your morals! Or are you saying that you enjoy this feeling the most? Do you enjoy the delight you get when stealing something right out of someones hands? What was this nasty hobby called again? I remember it was mentioned on one of the H Mangas my dad sells...oh right, its called NTR! Do you love NTR? When NTR is the selling point in an H Manga, the victim is usually a very weak female, or someone is ckmailing her - how does that have anything to do with me, a 7 ft man! Bastard, Im going to have to take care of you, even if the other passengers conversely think Im your molester. I dont care anymore! At this time, the train stopped. The female pervert pretended to lose her bnce and leaned her perfume covered face towards my ear. Well see each other again in school, little boy... (TN: so a pedo, not just a pervert lol) After saying this, she twisted my butt onest time then left the car in high spirits. I stood there breaking out in cold sweat. What did she mean by that? Could she tell that I was a student from 28 Middle by my uniform? At school? Howe Ive never seen her before? - Could she be a new teacher that just graduated? This cant happen! Thats a big problem! How can a pervert that molests boys on the subway be allowed to teach! If she stood on the lecturn, how can I, one of the students whom she molested, face her? It cant be endured! Will she continue to carry out her NTR n? Will she only be satisfied after stealing me from Xiao Qin? Shell probably want to do this and that to me after ss under the pretense of after ss lessons. How unfortunate am I! Ye Lin ssmate, what are you thinking about? The next stop is ours! Xiao Qin didnt realize that she was just NTRd. Her eyes were opened wide and stared at me innocently. Why arent you looking after your stuff properly! You still have the spare effort to y cute? You only care about being molested yourself, but in the end I got molested! Wait, since Im not Xiao Qins boyfriend, naturally I dont belong to Xiao Qin, so the key factor for a NTR didnt even exist...but why do I feel so humiliated? Why am I ming Xiao Qin for not helping me? The subway stopped again before I could finish my thoughts. Xiao Qin pulled my arm as we both got off. Ye Lin ssmate, thank you for protecting me this whole way. Xiao Qin bowed to me as thanks. No problem, its good that the pervert didnt appear. I lied, the pervert did appear, and she touched my butt. Ye Lin ssmate, sorry! Xiao Qin bowed even lower, but I didnt know what she was apologizing for. Whats wrong? Im sorry, Ye Lin ssmate, in order to apany you for a bit longer, I despicably tricked you...actually the filthy uncle that molested me this morning wont ever appear again. Why would you say that? Xiao Qin started squirming with her bangs covering her eyes and a red face. Because...although I was initially slightly happy when I got molested, when I thought about it again, my body is Ye Lin ssmates territory... Stop saying it like that! There are so many people on this tform! Let me guess what else you want to say, is it that my body is also your territory? However, just earlier your territory was intruded! It was intruded by a female pervert when you werent aware! And this pervert might even be a teacher of our school. Shes an enthusiast of NTR, the more you try to possess me, the more she will want to try and steal me away from you to admire your painful expression from losing. What kind of melodramatic setting is this? I want to be a martial arts star, not the protagonist of a romantic drama! Xiao Qin didnt know about what I was thinking of and continued to speak: Thats why I thought that if I allowed anyone else to touch me, its an insult to Ye Lin ssmate, so... Xiao Qin paused a bit here, for an instant I saw a coldugh on her face, as cold as the arctic winds at night, sweeping across thends like lightning, freezing all things, ending all life. So he probably cant use his index and middle fingers for about a month... Xiao Qin regained her original warm smile in an instant. Tell me clearly! Why cant he use those fingers? Dont mind the small details! Xiao Qin stuck her tongue out like a spoiled kid. Thats enough! You can already apply for the Guinness Book of World Records at the speed in which you change your expressions! Also, the expression that Xiao Qin just had was terrifying! What methods did you use to cripple his fingers? In that kind of crowded ce, even I dont have the confidence to be able to do that. It must be a skill passsed down within her family. What did you just say about staying at home for the past 3 years, atrophying of muscles and not using violence... Actually, even if you be a girl, youll still be an OP fighter, right? A perfect bnce between power and skill. If you get serious, youll probably snap their bones one by one. If one day, I bully you to the point where you lose your mind, would you lose that pretense and rip my body apart? I can almost see my impending doom. - It seems like I cant ck off on my daily training! I guess if I insist on using bullying as the method to keep her away from me, I must prepare for the day where she might snap my neck and die a miserable death! Im sorry dad! I know it was difficult to raise me! I didnt die while chasing my dreams, but Im about to die because I rejected Xiao Qin! Xiao Qin didnt notice my inner turmoil and once again bowed towards me. Because I lied about the pervert, I was re-examining my actions and I felt very ashamed... I couldn tell at all! You looked like you were having fun teasing me! Now that itse to this, if I still asked you to send me to my house, that would just be too greedy... she apologized while she looked like she was about to cry. But because her bangs covered her eyes, I couldnt tell if she was crying or not. Ye Lin ssmate, here is enough. If you send me out of the station, when you return you would have to pay for another ticket. That makes sense, if we split here, I can go home directly on the opposite line. Ye Lin ssmate is clearly already fed up with me, yet I made him waste money for a ticket. Im feeling ashamed and want to go home and cut my self as an apology... Thats unnecessary, it was only 2 dors. I cant even buy a coke from the cafeteria with that much. Ill invite you to a big meal next time to make amends... No, I dont want to get involved with you. I might offer up my life for that meal. Just go! Ye Lin ssmate, lets part here for now, please be careful when going back. Why were you emphasizing the for now part? I want to leave you forever! Xiao Qin waved goodbye and went up the esctor. Due to courtesy I also responded with a wave of my own. Her figure faded into the tide of people. I stuck my hands into my pockets and waited for the train to return home. The train arrived shortly after, then I walked in and found a corner to stand at. The train started. The lights outside the window quickly blurred by. It feels like I forgot something important. Ever since I got onto the subway, first I was teased by Xiao Qin, then the female pervert appeared. In between I even thought about the matters rting to being a martial arts star, it really distracted me. Would Xiao Qin willingly give up the opportunity to go home with me just because she was ming herself? Shouldnt she be thinking up of ways to spend more time with me? It feels like some sort of plot. Did she have some other reason for parting with me at the station? Just what is it? Ah-!!! Ren Xiao Qin, you despicable bastard!!! - Wheres my Optimus Prime you promised to return!!! Chapter 15 – Doll from a Foreign Country Beep, beep, beep. Arriving at Dongshan Lake station, please exit if this is your stop. I dejectedly grabbed the esctors handles, identical to a group of lifeless office workers and was brought up to the first floor. The first floor was a vast area that mainly handled selling and inspecting tickets. There were still many people who were walking hastily with their heads down with a clear destination in mind. A streak of dazzling gold swept by in front of my eyes. It seemed like a doll walked by me. I blinked my eyes thinking I was hallucinating. But that doll was already standing in front of the western wall in the main hall and was studying the map of the city. It was a girl with golden hair and blue eyes that looked to be about 11 or 12. Her golden hair was sparkling underneath the rays of the lights, her hair was tied with bowties into a twin-tail. It looked like it had a lot of sticity and will bounce as she walks. It gives off the impression that she has a very lively personality. Her eyes took up half of her face and were as blue as the afternoon sky. Is she a foreigner? Ever since that movie town was built here, it was marketed as the citys main tourist attraction point (another was Dongshan Lake), so foreign tourists werent too rare. However, this doll-like kid doesnt lookpletely Western. A lot of western girls at this age would have some freckles or veryrge and pointed noses. But the girl in front of me carries some East Asian traits as well. Is she a mixed-blood? Her skin was as white as porcin, and her blue eyes emanated a confident yet cute strength. She pursed her lips seemingly upset at something, but its exactly this type of look thatll get people excited. Someone will ask: Can Darwins theory of Evolution really create such a magnificent work of art? Shes in apletely different worldpared to me, and all these other people walking by. Apart from her natural good looks, her clothes were very sweet and pleasant. Cute to a point that it left no room for normal people. She wore a short white blouse with white flowers sewn across the edges, along with a short ck skirt under her belt and light pink stockings on her slender legs. She was also wearing a childs princess shoe bordered with jewels. If she was shrunk down and sold as a doll, she must sell very well, right? At this moment, she was pulling a red suitcase in one hand and holding a folded piece of paper in the other, while carefullyparing the words on the paper to the map on the wall. Is...is she lost? Did this doll-like girle to China for vacation? Why did she stray off from her parents? She probably cant speak Chinese either, right? She stared at the map for a long time and was bing more and more restless. She still had a conceited look in her eyes, like the type that wont ask others for directions. I unconsciously stepped closer to her. Dont misunderstand, Im not one of those shameless lolicons from those H Mangas. I just wanted to see if I could help her. I think its normal to want to help after seeing a girl all alone in a foreign country. It also feels like I have an unspeakable familiar bond with her, as if she may not be aplete stranger to me. Its hard to exin, but I really have this feeling. Of course, my English grade is shit to an unprecedented degree. Can Imunicate with her? Hi ~ I tried to put on a friendly smile and called out to the girl. Hopefully she wont get scared away by my scary face. She turned her head and vigntly stared at me. She may be considered tallerpared to kids of her age, but her actual height was only around 140cm. If she stared straight she can only see my stomach. Because she had to raise her head to see my face, she showed an offended expression and tried to stare me down as if shes the princess of some country. A peasant like me should kneel down to speak in ordance with basic etiquette. Because she didnt have a great attitude and I dont know English, I was tongue-tied. After being stared at by me for a while she took a deep breath while looking infuriated. Look- She spat out a sound, was that Look? Can she speak Chinese? Or am I mistaken? -What the hell are you looking at !! she shrieked at me angrily. It was very loud, everyone in the hall could hear it. It was Chinese no doubt, it was very clear. The intonation was also very urate. It appropriately conveyed her despise and disdain for me. Your temperament is way too bad. I just wanted to help! Comrade....No no no, international friend, there seems to be some misunderstanding between us. Are you lost? Youre lost! she charged at me without warning and kicked me on my lower legs. Her princess shoesnded solidly on my bone. It hurts so damn much! I crouched down to hold my lower leg. Eh? How could you kick somebody.... without giving me any breathing space, while I was crouching she raised her hands and pped me across the face! ~SLAP~ the sound resonated loud and clear, it reverberated across the hall. My left cheek was on fire. Ill admit I underestimated her. Though her attacks didnt cause any real damage to me, besides I wont actually go at it with a kid seriously. The doll was unconcerned after those two hits, she creased her brows then crumpled the paper she was holding in her hand and threw it at my eyes. I reached out to catch the paper, when I looked again the doll was already running away while pulling her suitcase. Damn pervert! Go die! she yelled as she ran. Perhaps afraid I would chase her she would turn her head back from time to time. The jumping twin-tails quickly disappeared into the sea of people. I didnt chase her lest I would get seen as a bad guy by the masses. Even now, the way theyre looking at me is evidently different. A mom clearly picking up her child from school already hid them behind her back. Why are you judging me by my appearance, my heart is already broken! And also, dear mother, the one you just hid was a boy, right? Im not interested in boys! Also, wipe up that snot hanging from his nose! I returned home whilst crying blood. My dad waited until I came inside before turning on the stove and said that dinner would be ready in a bit. He didnt ask me why I came back sote, but then again he has no sense of time. While I was waiting for dinner, I returned to my own room andid in bed thinking about the events that transpired today. It seems like a lifetimes worth of event happened all in one day. Im really exhausted! I suddenly felt something in my pockets. After taking it out I realized it was the piece of paper that doll threw at me at the subway station. Out of curiosity, I opened that page of paper wanting to see what was written on it. This paper looked very high ss, even the ink on the page gave off a good scent. The contents on the other hand... The upper half was in English so I couldnt recognize a single word. The second half mixed in some Chinese words, like Dongshan Lake, XiQu and the like. One notable word was Qing Zi middle school first year. Isnt that the private middle school where all those rich kids go to? Could it be that she wasnt here for vacation, but is a student there? All the Chinese characters were written at an elementary level, it was very childish. I wanted tough even more thinking about her conceited expression. Her English was written very well though. At the bottom of the page there was an English signature, followed by a series of Chinese characters. Amir Emir Imir AiMir It looked like a foreigner trying to select a Chinese name for themselves. The first three names were crossed out with red Xs. Thest name was circled. Wait, so this bad-tempered doll chose AiMir as her Chinese name? TN: name uses honey as one of its characters. Based on appearances she does seem like someone as sweet as honey. But, her personality is terrible. One can only look from afar and not get up close, or be made into a Barbie doll and ced in a disy window. Well probably never meet anymore, and I also dont want her to remember me. I crumpled the page again and threw it into the trash. My dad was calling me for dinner. Chapter 16 – The Road to School The dish that my old man made was Zha Jiang Mian (ED: Simr to Korean jajangmyeon). Out of the few dishes he knows how to make, his noodles arent that bad. Its a pity that Im not in the mood and I dont really have an appetite. Did something unpleasant happen at school today? my old man asks as he lifts his eyes from the manga that he was reading. No... I just didnt get much sleepst night. Even though I met the female pervert and the doll, the one that troubles me the most is still Ren Xiao Qin. Ive never spoken about the events that happened with Xiao Qin since its just too embarrassing. However, in the event theres a parent conference in the future, then it will definitely get exposed. What will the old man think? Hes never forced me to study, or prohibited early romantic rtionships. Xiao Qin used to be our neighbor. So, to the old man, she should be like a rtive to him by now, right? Even though Xiao Qin used to be extremely naughty, now shes definitely considered a beauty. If my old man says something like It wouldnt be that bad if Xiao Qin became my daughter-inw then Ill definitely lose my standing. (ED: as in he believes hell lose societal standing if he gets married to Xiao Qin... Damn bro riajuu die) It seems like I should temporarily hide this from the old man. Ah, right. Xiao Lin, can you help me with a task tomorrow? my old man asked. What is it? Seeing as how youre pleading, it definitely wont be anything good, right? Its nothing much. Can you help me send this package of manga to a clients home tomorrow noon? He pointed to a stack of manga wrapped in kraft paper, piled next to the fridge. Judging by the thickness, it probably contained 5 or 6 books which I should be able to carry in my backpack. Isnt there express delivery? Why do you want me to deliver it? Well... theres a regr customer, and he lives extremely close to your school. However, if I used expressed delivery it wouldnt be delivered on the same day. Hes in a rush to read the newest manga, so he asked if I had any way... to.... so I just wanted to ask if you could help. Well its not really a problem for me, but.... dont tell me the package is full of H mangas? ......Son, other than H mangas, do we even have any other types of mangas? I wasnt sure whether I should haveughed or cried at my dads reply. We dont have much left, although there are some that are borderline H, because they dont sell well... it seems that everyones tastes are bing stronger. I unconsciously started calcting the online business profits. Theres going to be one day when my old man gets dead drunk, so I have to help take care of the online shop. I suddenly thought: Will I eventually take over my dads business and be the owner of a shop that sells adult stuff. Investigating vibrators and love dolls every day while solitarily passing my life? I couldnt help but shudder at the thought. In order not to forget about delivering the mangas tomorrow morning, I stuffed the package into my backpack while taking a look at the address on the package. It was indeed very close to my school, it was right behind the street with the food vendors. Old man, Ill help you deliver the package at lunchtime since we have a 2-hour break and so that the client can read it as soon as possible. Haha, I knew my sons the best! the old man had a face that looked like he was trying to curry a favor. How embarrassing, I really wish you can go back to teaching at University! Luckily I didnt have any dreams so I was able to sleep well. The schools regted start time was 7:50. I finished breakfast at 7:20 and left the house at 7:40. Dont forget to deliver the manga! my old man told me from behind. I definitely wont forget, having such a sinister thing inside my bag. I wont be able to calm down until I deliver it. I hummed Jackie Chans Drunken Fist as I walked to school. Either side of the streets was filled with vendors selling breakfast. Ye, Ye Lin ssmate! Ren Xiao Qin stood underneath a telephone pole and flusteredly waved at me. She really looks like a vigorous young girl. The backpack she was carrying wasnt as filled as yesterday, she probably left what she doesnt need at home today. Furthermore, she wore her uniform. (TN: whys he so obsessed with uniforms) (ED: the dreams of men, hot girl plus uniform, nothing tops that) The blue and white striped sportswear. It was just as I imagined, it was slightly too big for Xiao Qin. When she wore it her, her hands were hidden inside the sleeves only revealing the fingertips. It was just like when we first met. Correction, it was like the first time I met her when I knew she was female (refer back to Chapter 1) I dont know if it had anything to do with me stepping on her shoes, but today she wore a pair of white sneakers. Didnt you not want to participate in physical activity? Why are are you copying me and wearing sneakers? Did you think that it would be easier to disy your teleportation skills with sneakers on? It was still pretty cold in the mornings and I reckon that Xiao Qin waited for a while. She was quivering and moving her feet back and forth for warmth. Seeing that she wasnt speaking I was going to go around her. Ye Lin ssmate, its me! Lets go to school together! Xiao Qin said as she followed from behind. I scoffed. What are you doing here? If youre taking the subway to school you shouldnt pass by this road, right? Yeah...Ive already investigated thoroughly before and found out that Ye Lin ssmate will often pass by here while going to school. I got up at 5 am in excitement because I was able to meet Ye Lin ssmate again today. After I came here by subway I was waiting in amb...no just waiting here. You wanted to say ambush, didnt you? Were you going to ambush me here like Im prey? This dedication...females are a formidable enemy! Speaking of which...I havent solved my beef with you regarding Optimus Prime. Ara? As expected you were going to bring this up ~ Xiao Qin scratched her head while pretending to be stupid. I purely wanted Ye Lin ssmate to go home earlier andpletely forgot about it! Im really sorry! I stared at her. Although I wanted to bring Optimus Prime in my bag today, if the school decided to do a surprise bag inspection, wouldnt it be bad if he was confiscated? Her argument was sound, although theyll probably be too scared to check my bag it still has its risks. Speaking of inspections, Im kind of worried about the H mangas in my bag. It would be very embarrassing if anyone saw it. Especially if Xiao Qin discovers it, I dont know what kind of trouble thatll bring. Those H mangas can destroy ones ethics with just one nce. Xiao Qin followed up very sincerely and said, Next time Ye Lin ssmate sends me home, Ill definitely offer Optimus Prime up. Its true! Ye Lin ssmate, you dont have to look at me that skeptically, or else Ill be hurt! If you dont believe me...If I dont give it to you next time, you can lock me up at home and do whatever you want to me! I dont have time to bother with you. If I ignore you, youll get bored quickly right? Yet Xiao Qin was still in high spirits. Ye Lin ssmate, lets go to school together from now on! Ille early and wait for you! ... Although I may be rushed in the morning, I wont be tired as long as I can spend more time with Ye Lin ssmate! ... How romantic is going to school together every morning. Ive decided, Ill name this time between me and Ye Lin ssmate as early rtion time! I couldnt hold it in anymore. Why are you randomly giving it a name! What the hell does early rtions mean!? Its themunication rtions time between us in the morning. Xiao Qin didnt feel that there was anything weird in what she said. Also, theres lunch rtion and night rtion times. Xiao Qin raised her fists in front of her chest as if shes full of enthusiasm. What about it, Ye Lin ssmate? Is 3 times a day enough? Get lost! Does Ye Lin ssmate feel that its not enough? Im fine with it, I dont mind even if its 5 times a day... There was a vendor ahead of us selling Xiao Long Bao, a person standing behind the tall bamboo steamer staring boredly at the passer-bys. Ye Lin ssmate, help me buy a steamed bun! she said as she passed me some spare change. Cant you buy it yourself if you have the money? Why didnt you eat breakfast when you got up so early? I, I was thinking that if Ye Lin ssmate didnt eat breakfast either, we could find a ce to eat together. However, it seems like Ye Lin ssmate already ate egg fried rice for breakfast... How did you know I ate egg fried rice for breakfast? Were you spying on me with binocrs! Ye Lin ssmate has an oily grain of rice on his lips... I hurriedly licked the embarrassing grain of rice into my mouth. Xiao Qin was still holding the hand with money hoping that I would help her buy a steamed bun. Im not the store owner, just give your money to him and youll have steamed bun to eat. But, but Im afraid to talk to him... Eh? I mentioned it before, ...as soon as I dress in female clothing, Im afraid to talk to young men... Although Im not afraid of Ye Lin ssmate, and if youre around Ill be much braver. However, the store owner over there looks really scary. Ye Lin ssmate should help me buy it! If you dont help me, Im going to be hungry for the entire morning! I nced at the store owner, he looks like a very honest and considerate person. Im not sure what shes afraid of. It looked like Xiao Qins hands were already sore from raising it for so long. I sighed, took the money and bought 10 buns from the store owner. The Xiao Long Bao in Hangzhou is very small, if it was me, 10 wouldnt even be enough as an appetizer. Xiao Qin happily took it and ate while walking. She padded the food with napkins she brought and carefully prevented any oil from dripping onto her uniform. If youre putting so much effort into staying clean you should have just eaten at home! Who knows if these vendors are using Gutter oil or not. Though Xiao Qin looks pretty cute when shes eating. She carefully took a bite, chewed without making a single sound and then swallowed with a satisfied expression. Its like youre feeding a small animal. Of course, we couldnt walk quickly while she was eating, and because I wanted to see her eat I didnt push her to walk quicker. In the end, we were bothte. Chapter 17 – The Sun and the Star The school regtions for 28 Middle are very bothersome. If you dare to bete to your first ss you wont be allowed into the school. The guard hid inside his office and innocently shrugged. Under these circumstances, many students would just wait at an inte cafe and some would just skip school for the whole day. But I cant y hooky with Xiao Qin. Especially since Xiao Qin has an expression of wanting to elope. I banged on the ss of the guards reception office. Bam Bam Bam The guard opened up a small window and awkwardly said: Sorry, I just got this job not too long ago with great difficulty. Can you endure for just 1 period? I made an even more awkward expression and said: Im fine but this ssmate has a weak body! I pointed to Xiao Qin who had her head lowered and wasnt speaking. Because the guard was also very young, it seemed like Xiao Qin was scared to talk to him. The guard stuck his head out of the small window and surveyed Xiao Qin from head to toe. Xiao Qin curled up her posture even more after being stared at by a male for a long period of time. If its like this... the guard said indecisively. Its so cold in the mornings, and if she gets sick her parents wille to the school! I continued to scare him. Its also not that big of a deal to let us in, your uncle did that often. If you let students roam outside and they get hit by a car, the school will bear the responsibility! I didnt lie, a simr incident has taken ce before. The guard was finally convinced by me, scratched his head and let us in through the automatic doors. I thanked him and Xiao Qin followed along nervously. Even if the guard let us in, he wouldnt get in trouble. Just because we were able to go through the main entrance, there will still be people blockading the entrance to the school building, not allowing you to go in and disturb the first ss. Sure enough, Zhi Zhou teacher was waiting in front of the school building and obstructed us. After recording our names and ss we were forced to stand on the track as punishment. Although they say you have to stand as punishment, you can really do whatever you want. You can jog, you can also recite words. People who like exercise will runps. Some braver souls will even just straight up lie down and go to sleep in front of the school building. The only ones being punished today was me and Xiao Qin, how boring. It would be nice if there was a basketball. To be honest its seriously cold today morning. Xiao Qin, didnt you set up that scenario that your body was weak since childhood? If you go plead with Zhi Zhou teacher, he might let you in, then you can wait in the nurses office. Xiao Qin looked up at me. By the way, this teachers family name is Song. Although hes old-fashioned, hes not unreasonable. If you beg him, he should let you in. Xiao Qin revealed a very appreciative expression. No, I want to stand together with Ye Lin ssmate. I cant help it. After standing for a while, the backpack starts to feel heavy. Xiao Qin took out a few towels,id them out on the cement and ced her Hello Kitty backpack on it. Ahhh~my back is so sore! This feels much better! she said as she stretched her back. Ye Lin ssmate, why dont you ce your bag on as well? You can ce your bag on top of mine. Ye Lin ssmate likes to be on top, right? sheughed while harboring malicious intent. I ignored her and stuck my hands in my pockets. As long as I ignore Xiao Qin, she should stop bothering me, right? This way I would feel less guiltypared to using violence and bullying her. I just dont know the effectiveness of doing this. Xiao Qin really cant handle the cold. In order to warm her body, she started to exercise on the track. Not those professional athletic exercises, but a very girly bouncing exercise. In the end, she started jumping around me. Haha ~ Ye Lin ssmate is the sun~ and Im the star that revolves around him ~ Xiao Qin got carried away and started singing a weird song using a tune from a cartoon. Do you not have any knowledge of astronomy? Hey, the star and the sun are fixed stars! They cant revolve around each other! (Unless its a double star, but I guess she wouldnt understand either way.) But, but, wouldnt it be too conceited of me to say that Im the moon? What? Compared to Ye Lin ssmate, Im only a small star in the sky. Even if the sun wont shine on me, Im perfectly satisfied with just being able to see the sun every day. When Xiao Qin said this, although she wasughing, there was a disconste glint in her eyes. As if she really gazed at me from some far ce before. Why did I feel somewhat touched? But your understanding ofmon physics is too crappy! A lot of the small stars you see that are far away are in actuality hundreds of timesrger than the sun! Compared to the moon, arent stars more simr to the sun? Zhi Zhou teacher wrinkled his brows and was looking at us through the ss of the doors. Although he couldnt hear us talking, just by seeing Xiao Qins happy expression while revolving around me, he can probably guess our rtionship. Ah, he wrote something on thete register. Its probably because we vited the Prohibit guys and girls interacting with impure intentions rule so hes probably deducting points for our ss. Though, what does the sss reputation have to do with me? My ssmates dont even like me, probably only Shu Sha would care about this. We were only able to enter the school building after the first period finished at 8:50. As ss 3 was getting ready for the first break, they saw Xiao Qin and me entering together with our backpacks, so they knew that we werete. Loud Mouth walked up with a swoosh and hit me on the arm. Arent you two embarrassed? You got all lovey-dovey and forgot the time! It hurts, it hurts even more than punches from those hoodlums, why dont you go do judo! ss leader Shu Sha saw Xiao Qin follow me closely and didnt seem too happy because of Loud Mouths joke. Its good that the first couple of sses went by safe and sound. I thought that Xiao Qin would continuously harass me like yesterday and was thinking of a countermeasure. Surprisingly, she spent most of her time paying attention in ss. She was paying close attention in both English and math ss. When reading aloud during English ss, her pronunciation was very urate. If you closed your eyes and listened, her voice sounds like the pleasant echoes when spring water gently passes over the pebbles underwater. She had a sour expression during math ss. What is it? Is there a subject youre not good at? Do you have to bite your nails to think about something as easy as factorization? Seeing me watch her bite her nails, she quickly put down her hands with a flushed face. Theres only one more ss until lunch break, it seems like Xiao Qin went with Loud Mouth and her friends to the washroom. I sat at my spot and touched the H mangas in my bag. What the hell, why am I acting like Im smuggling drugs. Ye Lin I dont know when the ss leader got behind me. I was startled and subconsciously went to protect my bag. Shu Sha didnt seem to be concerned with my bag. She had one hand on her waist and coldly asked: You two camete together...did the hotel that you two stayed at not have morning wake up service? After understanding why the ss leader came over, I pushed my bag to the side, crossed my arms and nted my eyes at her. Hey, hey, were all ssmates here, but if you keep saying nonsense, be careful that I dont report you for nder. It seems like the ss leader was relieved. Hmph, I was just testing you, It seems like you really didnt do anything to Xiao Qin ssmate. It seems like you really like to meddle in other peoples business! As the ss leader, its my responsibility to protect my ssmates. I cant let them receive an incurable scar as theyre maturing... Eh, arent I also a ssmate? Arent you afraid that Ill also receive an incurable scar? I pointed at myself to remind her. How can I think of you as a ssmate! Shu Sha raised her voice. I originally thought that you were just a student that didnt like to study and went around picking fights. I didnt think that you were someone that would have such disgusting desires towards the female ssmates. If I was the principal, I would expel you immediately. Tsk, save this kind of stuff for after you be principal! Also, Xiao Qin said that she liked me by herself. I have no desires for her! Hmph, lies after lies...theres definitely no girls that would take the initiative and like you. You must have used some sort of despicable means. I was angered by her confident tone and my fighting spirit was invigorated. I put a leg up on the desk, leaned back, and made a hoodlum-like face. Ah? Even if I used some sort of despicable means, and even if I have disgusting desires for all the girls in this ss, what are you going to do? After hearing me say that I had desires for all the girls in the ss, the ss leader was startled, took half a step back, and made a self-protecting action. It was as if she was saying: Does that include me too? She quickly calmed down and said with an unconceding tone: Im warning you, my ancestors were hunters. Eh? So what? My family has a hunting gun that is passed down. Shu Sha paused momentarily and said: Ill use it. Her unblinking eyes were like that of a beast, it definitely didnt seem like she was lying. I cant believe shes hiding a hunting gun! Arent you the extremists that will disrupt the peace of society? Hurry up and turn it over to the authorities! Do you want to copy the Americans and create mass school shootings? Are you going to kill the perverted student that is reaching out his devilish hand towards his female ssmates? Are you willing to kill to implement your justice? Under Shu Shas intense gaze, our atmospheres were violently shing, creating small sparks and creating sharp ear-splitting sounds. Justice Devil VS Metal-blooded Lone Wolf There was a miraculous feeling of being evenly matched. Within my imagination, although my red battle spirit was beneath her white battle spirit, mine was unyielding and advanced boldly. My red battle spirit flipped like a dragon and transformed into a sharp de and repeatedly hit the defensive white battle spirit with unprecedented brutality. There were many times where the sturdy defensive wall was almost stabbed into pieces. Shu Sha began to sweat from her forehead. How about it? Ogreat ss leader, you dont have enough power, right? As long as I put in some more force, youll bust right open! Ring, ring, ring~~ The ss bell interrupted our showdown and the ss leader bitterly returned to her seat. I ced both feet on the desk and had a mighty posture. I just hope that Shu Sha doesnt actually bring her hunting gun to get revenge. Chapter 18 – The Fatty’s Big Loss (TN: Shouldnt have procrastinated on my assignments... Well toote. Enjoy new chapter!) (ED: Damn this chapter was funny. My sense of humor is so crude >.>) Thest ss before lunch is IT ss, the entire ss has to go to theputerb for ss. Compared to other ssrooms, theputerb had very tight security. It had a security door and a window where the curtains were drawn as tight as possible to prevent anyone outside from seeing the equipment. Everyone felt that it was overkill, because not only is the model for the 40puters behind in times, often times some of theseputers will break. A robber will rather go to an inte cafe than here. That 50 LCD disy in the multimedia room is worth some money though. The seats in theputerb are firste first serve, so I picked a seat on the right, near the window and sat down. The rest of the ss also rushed in. Xiao Qin hugged an IT textbook and wanted to sit next to me. I thought that was bad, so I saw the ss fatty Cao JingShen trying to find a spot thats harder to be seen by the teacher. I stepped over and pulled his cor. Ah, spare me, great warrior! Cao JingShen pulled back his neck in fright, after clearly seeing that it was me, he cried: Boss Ye please spare me! I ignored him and pulled him over to the spot beside me. Cao JingShen looked at me, then looked at the Ren Xiao Qin that was upset because her spot was taken and seemed to understand what was going on. Boss Ye, the lowly me will sit wherever you want me to. Cao JingShen had a ttering expression. Xiao Qin tried to re at Cao JingShen, but because of my tyrannical abuse, he was too afraid to talk to Xiao Qin. Xiao Qin is probably too afraid to talk to a male like Cao JingShen. While she was hesitating, she was pulled away by the ss leader and Loud Mouth. Dont get involved with them, theyre a bad influence. In Shu Shas eyes, Cao JingShen and I were like toads. I think that its unjust to treat me like a toad, but Cao JingShen rightly deserves it. This fatty is really something else. First of all, he has a wretched face even worse than Wu MengDa. Secondly, he frequently does lowly stuff and has caused everyone in the ss to beat him. He clearly cant fight, yet he cant control his vulgar mouth. For example, if some girls were chatting and some girl said that she goes fishing with her dad on Sundays. He would shake his head and say: A movement on top causes pain down below C Jie Jie Jie Jie [1] Jie Jie Jie Jie is how hisugh sounds, its very wretched. (TN: Is he from One Piece?) If some girlins about too much homework and says: I cant stand it anymore! Cao JingShen would go to the closest guy next to the girl, pat his shoulder and enviously say: Bro, youre not too bad, eh?. The guy and the girl will then team up and beat his fat ass. He also likes to talk big. He often says that his dad is a director and shot films in Hong Kong. He says that if any girl wants to be famous they can find him for secret discussions. I was bewildered,st time my dad also said that he got to meet a director online. Are the directors here that worthless? Oh right, theres also a reason why he calls me Boss. One time, he was surrounded by hoodlums outside of the schools back doors and was forced to hand over his allowance. It seems like his family is pretty well off since they can often get 50, or 100 from him. But that day he really didnt have any money. The hoodlums were dissatisfied and surrounded him while pping his head. I was coincidentally passing by and was angry at these hoodlums causing problems at 28 Middle, so I knocked all of them out. Cao JingShen cried while kneeling in front of me and said: Elder brother, Im going to follow you from now on since youre so strong. From now on Ill call you Boss Ye. From that point on he really thought he was my disciple or something and would mention my master at any chance. He overly exaggerated the time I helped him and half of the reason why I have a bad reputation in ss is because of him. Though his character is really trashy. Although he treats me as his master, and his supporter, as soon as I receive hostility from the ss (like when I pulled Xiao Qins chair away), he definitely wont speak up for me. Anyways, he has filthy thoughts, vulgarnguage, a wretched appearance, and is indeed like a toad. If you want to describe Cao JingShen concisely, I would have to use a new word I learned on the web - To lose. To lose is not a homonym to zombie, but it indicates that a persons character is already beyond redemption, to lose the right to be human, its an existence even higher than pervert. (TN: Cant really trante this part since its a y on words, but you get the gist) I dont know how he found out that my mom left my dad and eloped with a blonde and blue-eyed American, but I cant believe he said ording to my analysis when your mother was pregnant with you, she could have been ying pregnancy with the American! I pped him onto the wall. I was angry because there was actually this possibility. My mom left with that foreign teacher after not even a month of giving birth to me. If the affair started during that month, I wouldnt have believed it. I would cry blood for my dad that drinks his problems away whenever I think about the fact that I almost became the son of a foreigner and my mom. After Cao JingShen was ruthlessly pped by me and half of his face was swollen, he understood the graveness of the situation. He prostrated and apologized right away, he said while kowtowing: (ED: english word for dogeza) Boss, I said the wrong thing! I plead your generosity and forgive me! I wont ever use your family members as a joke! Im calling you grandpa! Completely boneless, a person that you dont know whether you should be angry at orugh at. Because no one in the ss liked him and he was sitting with me, the row that seated 4 people was only filled with 2. The work that the IT teacher told us to do was very simple, it was to make a multimedia greetings card on PPT (Microsoft PowerPoint). After he assigned the work, he stared at his notebook and sat motionlessly at his desk. IT ss is secondary to the secondary sses, it has veryx requirements. Many students just open PPT and use thergest font to write Happy Holidays (some people even wrote Return your debt) and theyre done. After they finished the PPT, theyll eithery on the desk to sleep, y minesweeper, or pinball. Since theputers cant connect to the inte, theres nothing else interesting to do. Cao JingShen started ying with Photoshop next to me. It also seems like this guy is an expert. He copied some images from his USB and started doctoring the images. Out of curiosity, I leaned over to see hisputer screen and almost spat out the coke that I was drinking. He was fucking doctoring a nude photo of ss leader Shu Sha. I dont know from which Japanese film he found a nude body of the same body type as the ss leader, he then photoshopped the ss leaders face onto the body. That picture was from when the whole grade went on a spring excursion. Our ss won the mountain climbing race, the ss leader was holding the red g on the top of the mountain and was smiling happily in the sunshine. That happy expression waspletely destroyed by this guy. Actually, the body of the Japanese girl that was used was wearing clothes. But in my opinion, if youre wearing clothes like that, you might as well not wear any clothes. If Shu Sha sees this image, this fatty is dead meat. Shell probably press the gun barrel in his mouth and burst his head open. Are you tired of living? Shes sitting right there! I reminded him. But, its more exciting this way! replied Cao JingShen as he continued to work. His face was dripping with sweat and was trembling in appreciation of his own work. Boss Ye, the ss leader is always using unpleasant words to insult me and she even had the audacity to insult you! We have to avenge our n! Who the hell started a n with you? If youre going to PS, then just PS. Why do you keep looking up at the ss leader? If youre afraid of hering over, then dont get her attention! Boss, you dont understand, this action is called Double Victimization! Looking at the photoshopped ss leaders nude photo and then looking at the ss leader, the thought that the ss leader has no idea that Im making a nude photo of her, makes my heart so... Cao JingSheng stuck out his mouth like an octopus and clutched his chest with a flushed face. Got it, you dont have to show me your perverted experiences. Just dont get caught or else Im going to get criticized with you. His PS skills are too damn good and I couldnt help but nce at his screen a couple more times. Jie Jie Jie Jie, Boss Ye are you interested as well? This photo actually isnt my best work! Ive already printed out the best with the most advanced printer at home! Cao JingShen said as he opened his IT textbook and revealed a stack of photos stuck in between. Boss Ye, I brought these photos in order to sell them to the neighboring sses, but as your disciple, I should pay my respects to you first. Why dont you pick one you like? without waiting for my response he spread out tens of photos out on the table and sneaked a peek at the ss leader sitting in the row in front of us. He had an expression of fear and excitement. All the photos shouldnt be looked at. It was not only the ss leader, he didnt let off any of the beautiful girls in the ss. Like the studymittee member, Gong CaiCai. The artsmittee member, ZhuangNi. The female bodymittee member, Xiong YaoYue...it was aplete wipeout for all the femalemittee members in the ss. Jie Jie Jie Jie, see? This is all the leader levels within the ss! Its like what they said in V for Vendetta: Governments should be afraid of their people. Cao JingShen then had a face of a pimp and pointed to these alluring photos and let me choose. Boss, dont hold back! If you like it, pick 2, no picking 3 is fine too! Please look, the photo of Gong CaiCai isnt bad, right? I spent an entire night looking for source material! Also, this picture of the ss leader in the water...Think about it, if the ss leader insults you, you dont lower yourself to her level on the outside, but as soon as you get home you rub one out to this picture. How releasing would that be! Jie Jie Jie Jie because heughed too loudly, Shu Sha looked towards us. Ye Lin, Cao JingShen, dont talk during ss! As Cao JingShen was getting scolded by the ss leader he was wretchedly touching hisputer monitor and even almost licked it. Seeing his mischievously smiling face, the ss leader got even angrier and was about to get up to maintain discipline. If we dont put away these photos, were dead. Chapter 19 – Please Open the Door, It’s Your Express Delivery I looked up at the IT teacher and found that he was already sleeping on the teachers desk, he even turned happily in his sleep. The ss leader rushed towards me and Cao JingShen inrge strides with an angry look. Hurry and put the photos away! Youll be dead if youre too slow! I warned the damn fatty next to me. Cao JingShen swept the photos inside his pockets in a panic. It was the right decision to not stick it back into the textbook. However, he was too clumsy and dropped one. I quickly picked it up but had no time to give it to Cao JingShen because Shu Sha was only 2 or 3 steps away. I hid the picture in my pocket and barely moved so Shu Sha shouldnt have noticed. The fatty just collected the photos and had both hands plugged into his pockets. Like a pig before a butcher, Shu Sha stood at Cao JingShens side and coldly said: Take out your hands and let me see whats in your pockets! Cao JingShen has already turned to the color of pig liver from holding is breath. I definitely cant let Shu Sha see these photos. Even if Cao JingShen deserves it, in the end, Shu Sha will still suspect me and might even think that Im the instigator. I just said that I have desires for all the girls in the ssst ss, if Im discovered arranging these photos along with Cao JingShen, then Ill really be public enemy #1. So I feigned ignorance and softly called out the ss leader: ss leader, its nothing big, Eunuch Cao here...was just rubbing one out using the rear view of the females in the ss. Because Cao JingShen sounds like Cao castrated, many people in ss call him eunuch Cao. (TN: JingShen read in a different tone means to get castrated) The muscles under Shu Shas eyes twitched and she revealed a You guys are disgusting expression as if Cao JingShen and I were two piles of stinky dog shit. I continued speaking with a hooligans face: ss leader, if you reach your hands in, youre going to find the tissue that he just used after rubbing. Cao JingShens face was already the color of soy sauce, his body was bent into an S shape and was breathing heavily. It really looks like he just rubbed one out. Shu Sha swept by with an embarrassed and angry face along with a skeptical expression. Through my Iron-blooded lone wolfs red aura, I can feel that her justice demons white aura was weakening. Hmph, how is it? No matter how tough you are, you wont dare touching something like that, right? Whatever the case, youre still a female, if you try topete in vulgarity, youre still not qualified! The nearby ssmates started chattering. The males were mostly trying to hold in theirughs, some females were asking What does rubbing one mean? It seems like Shu Sha wanted to be polite and not cause a big disturbance while the IT teacher was soundly asleep, so she stomped her feet and left while gnashing her teeth. Hmph, why dont you guys just rub for the rest of your life! What a malicious curse! However, Ogreat ss leader, its my victory again. I was secretlycent, took a sip of coke and stuck up my crossed legs. After a while, I felt that something didnt feel right. -If Cao JingShen really masturbated next to me in the open, wouldnt everyone question my sexual orientation? No wonder the guys and some girls were looking over here and sneakilyughing. Ive dropped in the sss food chain again! After ss, I nned to return the photo in my pocket to Cao JingShen, but he ran to the washroom while saying, Boss Ye, keep that photo. I was too nervous earlier so if I dont go Im gonna shit myself! I have to find a chanceter and get rid of the evidence. Because I picked the photo up in a hurry, I didnt know which pitiful girl was the victim of the PS nude photo. Though no matter whose photo this is of, if its discovered itll be humiliating nheless. I decided to deliver the mangas first, after all, they were more dangerous and the earlier the better. I sprinted back to our ss and seeing that theres no one around, hid the package of H mangas inside my sportswear uniform and made myself look pregnant. I drank a big gulp of coke to quench my thirst. Ye Lin ssmate, about our lunch rtion... You fricken made me spit out all the coke! Did you want to scare me to death! Sure enough, its that sneaker she wore today. You didnt make a single sound when walking behind me! If youre this awesome, then you can already go be an assassin. Youngdy, go and kill off all those corrupt officials and leave behind a miraculous legacy! Ye Lin ssmate, why are you holding your stomach? Xiao Qin said with a smile as she scooched over. Get away from me! Its none of your business! Why are you acting like this! I havent spoken to you for an entire ss! Xiao Qin said innocently. Hey, lets go eat lunch together? Im not going! Did you already forget that coke incident? Im still holding a bottle in my hands! I shook the half-empty bottle of coke to scare her. Xiao Qin lowered her head dejectedly, Yesterday, it took a lot to hold back my tears, if you pour coke again, Im really going to cry! her eyes were red, she perked her lips and made an expression as if shell start bawling at any time. Please dont, I dont want to fight with you today. How about this, Ill have lunch with you tomorrow because I have something important to do today. Can you let me go with that? I had two illicit items on me, so I had to do whatever it takes to not get caught, lest Ill get nightmares. Really? Xiao Qin asked in disbelief while wiping her eyes. Youre a dog if you dont have lunch with me tomorrow? Its true, if I lie Im a dog. I helplessly yed along with her childish games. Im going now, you can eat by yourself today! I was afraid of Xiao Qin going back on her word, so I was already out of the ssroom. Thank god she didnt follow me. ording to the address on the package, itll be faster if I take the schools back doors. Aftering to the snack street from the back door, I had to pass through aplicated alleyway and saw 3 hooligans with dyed hair standing at the corner looking shiftily around for their next target. After seeing me walk over from a distance, they discreetly slipped away into a fork in the road. They bullied the weak and preyed on the strong, they were afraid to challenge me even with 3 people. Thinking back when I had that big of a height disadvantage I still attempted to challenge Little Tyrant. I quickly arrived at the residential area behind the snacks street. I looked more carefully at the address and recipient: YuLong district C building B C 11th floor C Rm #3, Cao Jing. I waited for a while before the elevator reached the 11th floor, I stood in front of door #3 and knocked. Is Mr.Cao Jing here? Who is it? azy voice asked. Express delivery Ive always wanted to say this before. Through the door I could hear the sound of stic shoes being dragged over the marble floors, the person inside opened the door after 2 minutes. I was momentarily dazed, I thought the person who opened the door was Cao JingShen. Its because this unkempt middle-aged fatty looks too much like Cao JingShen. Other than the beard, its just an erged version of Cao JingShen. It looks like he just woke up, he still had eye wax, he was wearing a Hawaiian shirt revealing his stomach with long underwear underneath. It seems hes dressed this way because the air conditioner was turned to very hot. After seeing my school uniform, he was dazed but quickly realized what was going on and said while chuckling: Ha, Isnt this Boss Yes son? I thought it was actually an express delivery. Come, well speak more inside. I just realized that a boss of an online store is a boss, but I was still not used to my old mans new nickname. I wanted to just hand over the package and leave, but this damn uncle wouldnt let me go. I could only go in and see what he has to say. Theres no need to change into slippers, its dirtier in here than outside. As expected, there was trash scattered all over the living room emitting a moldy smell. There was a small round table ced near the entrance with aptop with some chat room opened on top. Thest sentence in the chat room was: looking to buy a worn pair of never washed underwear from a girl less than 10 years old, qq1730358xxx (ED: Knock, Knock. OPEN UP, FBI!) I was trembling with fear and was suddenly scared for my personal safety. Other than theputer desk, the only furniture in the living room was arge bed with a white and messy bed sheet. There was a camera on a tripod that was pointed directly at the bed along with a soft light stand you would see in photo studios. There was also a board that was wrapped in tinfoil (Iter found out it was called a board reflector). All the photography equipment surrounded the bed as the center. No matter how you look at it, it looks like a ce where you film adult movies. I couldnt help but ask: Are you Cao JingShens dad? Chapter 20 – The Holy Path The middle-aged uncle curiously asked Eh? How do you know my son? I briefly told him about my rtion with Cao JingShen. I also told him that he looks very simr to his son, they straight up look like they came out of the same mold. Of course, I never said that they were equivalently shameless, dirty, wretched, and vulgar. Regardless of who, one can tell with a nce that this father-son pair is a lost cause. It seems like that brat has been under your care! He didnt even tell me about you, how inconsiderate! Uncle Cao took over the package of H mangas and carefully ced it on the round table. Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie ~~~ Ive waited for this Ultimate Teacher XXX series for half a year. Tonight, I feast! Even that ghastlyughter is just like Cao JingShen. It seems that Uncle Cao noticed me looking towards hisputer screen at the disgraceful message about buying a little girls panties, but it didnt seem like he was making any attempts to hide it. Ara, Xiao Ye, its just as you see, Im a pervert! he acknowledged nonchntly. I opened my mouth but no words came out. Actually, in my mind, I rate you guys one level above a pervert. However, admitting that youre a pervert to someone younger than you really require a strong spirit. I apud you, my senior. Heng Heng, my name was actually not originally Cao Jing but was changedter on. Do you know why? Why? Because, as a director... But you dont look like a director? I blurted out. But, I have a beard! Uncle Cao gestured at his chin. Youre not a director just because you have a beard! Heh, youre such a stubborn youngster. Uncle Cao ran into a neighboring room, speedily retrieved a directors hat and ced it on his head. Now I should look like a director, right? A pink checkered directors hat, it was extremely tacky. I was speechless. So, Director Cao, why did you change your name? Hehe, I changed my name to Cao Jing because I idolized Wong Jing, Hong Kong director Wong Jing is extremely famous. God of Gamblers starring Chow Yun-fat, and Hail the Judge starring Stephen Chow were all masterpieces directed by him. As if he knew my inner thoughts, director Cao vigourously waved his hand. I idolize him, but its not because he worked with Yun-fat or Stephen. I only idolize him because he has directed R-rated films before! He has also always been trying to release arge-scale Chinese adult film! Ive even heard that he wore a head cover and starred in an adult film before! Someone as beautiful as Shu Qi also worked with Wong Jing on an R-rated film, how envious! As he spoke excitedly, Director Caos spit flew everywhere. He turned his eyes upwards, shaped his hands like chicken feet, extended his tongue by 2 inches, a truly fiendish appearance. His actions gave me goosebumps. I turned and again saw the bed in the living room. I bought that bed in preparation to film adult films in China! Director Cao bluntly said. Does China allow filming adult films? Director Cao sighed after hearing me ask. Haaa, Ive directed 10 or so low-cost adult films in Japan and Hong Kong before. Ive always felt regret over not being able to film in my home country and share my work with the fellow people. You dont have to feel regret, if you sold your adult film in Japan before, as long as its not too bad, our fellow citizens have probably already downloaded it and watched it through the inte. Thus, after I returned to China a few years ago, I secretly found a willing female actor, hired a couple of people and nned to film here, in the end... Because the female actor screamed too loud and disturbed the peace, we were reported by my neighbors! I can definitely imagine their sorry figures as they were being apprehended by the police. Although I was finally released after paying quite a big fine, the adult film work hase to a stop. Its making me lose hope. Director Cao looked down at the city streets through the French Window. He had an abstruse gaze, its as if his work is 10 times more important than liberating all of humanity. Child, let me tell you, I have a dream! I have a dream that one day in China, sweltering with the heat of oppression, people wouldnt look down at adult film actors and directors. I have a dream that one day, adult film critics and the directors of adult films will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood. I have a dream that one day, adult film stars and the directors who looked down on adult films will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood. I have a dream that one day every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough ces will be made in, and the crooked ces will be made straight. The holy light shall be revealed, illuminating all of humanity... Dont fucking giarize Martin Lutther King, Jr.s I have a Dream! Hurry and apologize to all the ck activists! Apologize to all the African-Americans! In order to achieve my dreams, and panties of a 10-year-old loli, Im willing to sacrifice my life! Director Cao passionately vowed whilst facing the sunlight shining through the French window. His face looked solemn, like a saint ready to die for his religion. Um, Director Cao, Im going to head back if you dont need anything else. I didnt want to listen to him spout more of his dreams to film an adult film. Because Im surrounded by these types of people, my thoughts are bing increasingly less pure. Dont! Boss Ye told you toe and deliver the goods because he wanted me to check out your aptitude! Director Cao blocked me from leaving. What did he mean? I had my suspicion, was the director that my dad said he knew this guy? But hes a fucking adult film director! How far can your betrayal go! Getting naked to film an adult film, wouldnt that be 10,000 times more humiliating than owning an online adult product store? Im not of age yet! Pulling a minor to film an adult film wouldnd you a spot in prison, even in the US! Director Cao quinted his eyes and nced at me let and right. Xiao Ye,e,e. Its so hot in here, why dont you take off your shirt first? No way Im taking it off! What the hell do you want to do! Are you not just interested in girls under 10, you wont even let your sons ssmates off? Or, do you want to check whether my physique is suitable to star in an adult film? I dont want to! I wont act in an adult film even if I have to y a lifetime of the supporting roles in martial art films like Ji ChunHua! Eh! Xiao Ye Zi, why does yourplexion look so bad? Dont tell me you got sick because of the sudden air conditioning? Youre Xiao Ye Zi! Whyd youe up with such a porn-like name for me so quickly! Its like the Japanese AV star Chocte Ball style. Do you want to toss a minor into a fire pit? Where are the heroic police? Can you pleasee and p a pair of ice-cold handcuffs on him! Xiao Ye Zi, do you have any apprehension? Director Cao tilted his head and looked at me. Yes, I dont n to be in an adult film. Eh! How did you know that I was nning to put you in an adult film! Director Cao turned pale with fright. Arent you being too obvious? You havent filmed anything but adult films before and now you want to check my physique... Ahh, youre misunderstanding! Director Caoughed heartily while patting my shoulders. I want you to appear in mytest nned short film! Its martial art styled! Director Cao said as he slightly straightened his body and somewhat had the manner of a Director. Although you can only start as a supporting role, but the road to stardom isnt done within a day! But, didnt you just say that you wanted me to to be in an adult film? I was at a loss. Director Cao lowered his voice, Truthfully, your style and appearance is very fitting for an adult film, especially those with a plot where you tyrannize the female lead...the audience will love it! After seeing my disdainful look, Diector Cao followed up, But, youre still a minor now, so if I made you film an adult film, no matter in Japan or America, Ill defintiely have to face consequences. Thats why, before you be of age, I n to raise you like the child star Harry Potter. After you be of age, then you cane with me to battle the adult film industry. That way, its a win-win situation. Does the Harry Potter from your house look like me? If I shaved my eyebrows and cut my nose, I can y Voldemort! Are you lying? You actually want to raise me as the adolescent version of Voldemort, then transfer me to the adult film industry, and y in a film where the plot is is Voldemort oppressing Hermione, right! I originally wanted to shout that at him, but since hes still my dads friend, I have to respect that. My dad painstakingly got me to do this delivery because hes always known about my dream to be a martial art star. I really dont want you to worry about me anymore, as long as you can cheer up, it doesnt really matter whether my dreamse true or not. Xiao Ye Zi, dont tell me youre not interested anymore becuase you heard its a short film? Director Cao still hasnt given up yet. Short films are very fashionable! Even though it cant enter the cinema and is only yed online, but you cant underestimate its advertising capabilities. You can make a reputation, attract investors, it might even be made into a tv series! he said confidently. The script I got was written by a friend in the industry, its very suited to be adapted into a short film. Its nned to be split into 10 episodes, with each epsiode taking 5 minutes. Well shoot one episode per week, upload it online and listen to the audiences feedback. This is also my first attempt to try out the action industry from adult films, the strength well disy will for sure impress investors! the director said with lots of motivation. In order to make this script suitable for a younger audience, all the characters are pretty young. Theres a character thats very suitable for you! Im being very serious! When I firstid eyes on you, I just knew you were perfeect for this role! Director Cao, then it must be an antagonist, right? I wrinkled my brows. Director Cao embarrassedly stroked his beard andughed, Un, although its not an upright character, but he has a lot of cruical points of human nature! Then... does he enter the protagonist faction half way through? I still held a slimmer of hope. No... the protagonist cant beat him for the first 9 epsiodes, but in the episode 10 finale, he kills him. The character is called Young Thug Jing Ling... Damn it, isnt that the final boss? You wasted all this time and in the end, you still want me to y the viin! Chapter 21 – A Chance Encounter at the Supermarke t I dont have any acting experience, and I dont want to ept this viin role. But, Director Cao was holding my leg and not letting me leave. That rascal-like appearance that wont stop until he reaches his goals can only bepared to that of his sons. Dont go yet, Xiao Ye Zi, you have to trust me! Ive already analyzed the market carefully! Director Cao singlehandedly switched the disy window on theptop, a forum webpage popped up. It seemed like a forum for fellow directors. One of the posts was titled Americans are alsoing to film Martial Art films. The post was way too long and I had no time to read through it, though the picture attracted my attention. A picture of a beautiful Western doll under the illumination of the dazzling lights, standing on the round stage, holding a microphone, and singing while dancing. Isnt this girl...the one who kicked me at the subway station, Ai Mier? Shes smiling so sweetly in this photo, such a benevolent gaze, why is she so different to that time when I met her? You arent actually Ai Mier, right? Youre the twin sister of that devilish brat I met, right? Youre smart, kind, lively and generous, did you take all the good disposition temperaments and thats why youre sisters personality is so terrible? Is this girl called Ai Mier? I tried asking. Eh? How did you know? Director Cao was surprised for a moment, but then he immediately revealed an I understand, we are of a kindred spirit expression. Dont understand me that easily! Im not like you, Im not a big loss that pays attention to all the lolis in the world with impure intentions. Xiao Ye Zi, let me tell you, this loli is a rising child star from the states! Her mom is her manager and she is amazing. The debut album for her daughter reached 11th ce on the top billboards, theres no limit to her future growth! Does she have a twin sister? No, ording to my investigation, shes the only child. After seeing my expression, Director Cao had a higher reverence for me. What a nice imagination Xiao Ye Zi! If this sweet and tasty loli had a twin sister... Jie Jie Jie Jie No, my thoughts arent like yours, I just dont want to admit that someone with a personality as bad as hers can record an album. So regarding the Americansing to film martial art movies, what does that have to do with her? Listen to me, because of the influence of Kung-fu Panda, it seems like theres going to be another upsurge in the poprity of martial arts. Thats why a film team came to China to film, it seems like its going to be a kung fu series simr to Avatar: The Last Airbender. Its temporary name is Legend of the Magic Cauldron and the forecasted filming duration is 2 years. Theyre going to film mainly the pce area near DongShan and some of the surrounding scenery, he couldnt stop bbering after talking about insider information. Although Ai Miers debut album did pretty well, she ran into some trouble in America. There were some lolicons and stalkers that harassed her non-stop every day, and there were even some people that tried to take photos while she was changing. Many times it reached the point where the police had to go and take care of the situation. Since her mom felt that if she stayed in America, she wouldnt be able to progress her career normally, so she found her a TV series gig in China. This woman isnt simple, and her strategy is correct. In order to be an international superstar, you have to expand in movies, TV shows, and the music industry. When Director Cao was describing these events, it seemed like he had an envious tone. If he was living in America, he would definitely be one of those lolicons following Ai Mier. Ai Mier is going to y a significant role in Legend of the Magic Cauldron, so she has to stay in China for 2 years. Thats enough to show how much her mom values Kung Fu films. Speaking of her mom, shes an amazing woman. She sessfully developed her husbands financialpany, then during the mortgage crisis she sold it and opened a talent managementpany and signed many young performers with lots of potential. Although it still hasnt reached some of the biggerpanies like UTA or CAA, the prospects still seem to be rising. I heard that she steeled herself and wanted to nurture her only daughter into an international superstar, you...understand? Understand what? Stupid! If her mom has that good foresight and allowed her daughter toe to China for 2 years just to film a kung fu film, she definitely sees a future in kungfu! Dont you know that Americans are the best when ites to making money? That seems to make some sense. Thats whye with me and help us film, starting from Jin Ling Young Thug... Ah! ss is going to start! I raised my arm as if I was checking my watch, even though I wasnt wearing a watch and while Director Cao was stunned for a moment I escaped from this stuffy and hot room. Dont run! Im not done talking yet! Director Caos voice passed through the wooden doors. As if I would cooperate with a big loss like yourself. That was some unexpected information I received regarding Ai Mier. I thought that I wouldnt have anything to do with her anymore. Since shes staying in China for 2 years, is that why shes going to study at QingZi Academy? Honestly, QingZi Academy is even closer to my house than 28 Middle. I ate a pie on the way back to school. (TN: Not really a pie tho, more simr to a dumpling) A meat pie. Maybe a rotten meat pie. I had diarrhea in the afternoon. During the breaks in between sses, I came out of the male washroom with a painful face and immediately met ss leader Shu Sha holding a pile of teaching aids. After Shu Sha saw that I was holding my zipper for my shirt, she nced over and coldly asked, Whats wrong? Did you catch skin? Are youing over to start something! Just because I was talking about rubbing this morning, you immediately say that I caught skin after taking a piss! You think youre so great that you understand this stuff because you have a little brother? Anyways, the pants of the male sports uniform doesnt even have a zipper. How the hell am I supposed to catch the skin below with my shirts zipper? Furthermore, you can just call number one loyal dog sses bro toe and carry the teaching aids! Why are you doing it yourself! Though if you submissively say some gentle words (like My hands are sore and somethings going to drop so please help me), maybe I might even lend a hand! Yet you tightly hold on to being Fair, Righteous, and Independent, you damn Justice Devil can just tire yourself to death! While I was dispirited due to my diarrhea, Xiao Qin was still as lively as a butterfly and spun back and forth by me. What the hell are you so happy about? Im happy because Ye Lin ssmate is going to eat lunch with me tomorrow! Xiao Qin retracted her hand into her spacious sleeves and seemed even more like a butterfly. Oh right, whys the color for the male and female uniform different? Xiao Qin asked. Where is it different? Arent they both blue and white striped? Near the shoulder! Right here! Xiao Qin pointed at her own arm, near where the armbands are usually worn. Other than the difference in expenditure between the two uniforms, that spot is indeed a different color. Males have a blue stripe simr to the base color of the uniform while females have an eye-catching red. This wasnt for beauty purposes, but it was to help easily spot signs of dating. If the two genders wore uniforms with a color difference, its a lot easier to be found out. Thats how the head teacher found out about the couple and lead them to cut their wrists. I didnt want to bother exining to Xiao Qin and it also seemed like she lost interest in her question pretty quickly. After seeing me lying feebly on my desk she also copied me andid down over her own desk, turned to face me and smiled. Ye Lin ssmate, I prefer the school uniform over yesterdays clothes! Eh? Its because it feels like Im wearing matching outfit for couples with Ye Lin ssmate! Are the matching outfit for couples all so ugly at you house? Besides, all 600 people of this school are wearing this outfit, are all 600 lovers! Headteacher,e quickly and catch all these lovers! Its arge harvest! You can dive in and start randomly reaping in exp! Youll level up after killing these 300 pair of lovers! After school, I threw Xiao Qin off my tail with great difficulty but found nobody at home when I returned. There was a note on the dining table: I have something to do so take care of dinner by yourself. If you dont have enough money, find it at the usual spot. PS: If youre going to the grocery store, buy 2 onions. My dads handwriting was firm and bold and made me feel ashamed. Dad, why did I have to inherit your short legs, why couldnt I have inherited this nature-defying penmanship? You must have selected the wrong innate skills when I was born. Since he left an imperial decree, I reluctantly went to the grocery store. I guess Ill take care of dinner and at the same time buy onions. Theres an Wal-mart two blocks away from my house. Compared to this American chain store, many of the neighboring natives prefer to go to the WuMei across the street. It might also be due to the fact that they often have raffles. I didnt go to WuMei because if theres too many uncles and aunties there at this time so its very crowded. I came down the esctor to Wal-marts underground floor and strolled over near the cooked food area. I wanted to see what food to offer up to the five viscera. How about half a pig head? joked a butcher that I often met. Nah, when I have 10 people at home, Ill buy an entire head. All of a sudden, I sensed an unordinary subtle odor. Out of the corner of my eyes, I saw a delicate figure, one with a golden double ponytail that Im all too familiar with. She was pushing a shopping cartrger than herself with great difficulty in the snack area. Chapter 22 – The Western Doll and Potato Chips Isnt that Ai Mier? Is she wearing a new outfit again? Do you think youre Sakura Kinomoto? (TN: I think the character changes outfits a lot or something) This time she tied her bow on her neck and used a thin red hairband to secure her twin-tails. She was dressed very goth-like in an all ck dress and she even wore white stockings underneath. A pair of extra thick doll shoes on her feet with two silver crosses for decoration...this type of abnormal style really feels like something a celebrity woulde up with! She even wore a pair of sunsses to hide her identity. Why are you dressed so dazzling if you want to hide your identity? Besides, your golden hair is bright enough as it is! Although there have been more and more foreignersing to this city over the past couple of years, so people wouldnt be curious and inhumanely surround travelers and stare impolitely, a doll-like appearance is still very eye-catching! The sunsses she bought were also slightly too big, so it had a tendency of slipping off her nose requiring her to constantly push it with her hands. She strenuously pushed the shopping cart, constantly stopping and looking left and right, as if she was afraid of being followed. Did she grow paranoid after being stalked in America? She finally stopped in front of the shelf holding chips. Even though her eyes were hidden by her sunsses, you could still see a thirsty gaze towards chips in her blue eyes. Its like a starved cat seeing fish. Its not that outrageous, right? Wasnt this junk food invented by you Americans? Shouldnt you already be tired of eating it after living in America for so long? Ai Mier reached out to grab a can of chips on the shelf. It was unfortunate that the height the can was ced at was unfavorable. Ai Mier who was only 1.40 m couldnt even reach it on her tiptoes. She tried her utmost to extend her arm and desperately tried to reach the chips. But she still couldnt reach it. After stopping to catch her breath, she tip-toed and tried again. She made a groaning sound while exerting effort, but it was to no avail. Eh, she has an unyielding expression! She looks angry and feels wronged, its like shes saying God must hate me!. Do you want to eat chips that badly? Are you willing to disrespect God to eat chips? I guess if Satan can help you get the chips, you might even sign a contract with him without any hesitation and sit on the sidelines satisfied while appreciating judgment day? Anyways, did the guy who was stocking the chips have his sry dyed by Wal-mart? Is he retaliating by putting the chips so high up? Food for children should be put at the bottom! There wasnt anyone near the snack area, but I guess even if there were, youre too prideful to ask? Last time, I was abused by her after trying to give her directions. Eh? Are you still not giving up? Realizing that she wont be able to reach the chips with her height, she started to climb on top of the shopping cart. Do you want to use your shopping cart as a stepping stone to obtain your precious chips? Be careful, even if youre light its still very dangerous! Hey hey, the carts shaking! Its no use even if youre trying to wave your hands for bnce! Youre going to fall! You fell! Youre going to hit your head! I rushed forward with arge stride and caught the falling Ai Mier from behind. She was very light, it felt like she would break if I just gently touched her. I held her by her waist and gently ced her down on the ground like a cat. Ai Mier was still in a panicked state and her tiny chest was moving up and down. Her sunsses waspletely crooked, it looked pretty ridiculous. After recovering, she immediately struggled out from my hands. Her face waspletely red as if she was very embarrassed and had an annoyed expression like she was saying none of your business. She bit her lips and looked towards me, after seeing me she was visibly stunned. I decided to open my mouth before she abused me, in order to tease her and teach her a lesson. Whats wrong? Do you want chips? You can just tell me if you want chips. How would I know you want chips if you dont ask? Ai Mier was frightened by my weird dialogue and took a step back. She must have never seen Journey to the West. (TN: A ssic story, here hes referring to a derivative movie) I was appreciating the frightened expression of this doll who has a terrible expression and continue to speak: Its not that Im not giving it to you because you dont want it, but its because you dont want it that I have to give it to you~ Stalker! Ai Mier shrieked at me. Who are you calling a stalker, Im a senior monk, from the East of the Tang dynasty! Pervert! Her voice was bing louder, I was worried that it was going to attract security. So I reached up and grabbed a can of chips and started shaking the can in a ce where she couldnt reach. Do you want this? Miss Ai Mier? is what I intended to say, but maybe its because Im not used to foreign name and identally dropped a tone and it became: Do you want this? Miss Ai Mi? My face flushed, I cant believe my English is bad to the extent where I would mispronounce an English name that was already converted into Chinese characters. Ai Mier had a perplexed and suspicious gaze. Stalker, how do you know my real name? Eh? Ai Mier is my stage name, only my family members call me Ai Mi! I identally hit the nail on the head? But, I think that Ai Mi is a great name! Its closer to an actual Chinese name, its also short. Ive decided Im going to call you Ai Mi from now on! If thatll make you angry, thats even better. Ai Mi took a cautious stance against me, it looked like she could kick me anytime. Hence, I protected my bottom. I saw you yesterday at the subway station as well...were you sent by my mom to monitor me? Eh? As if I know your mom! Anyways, who would monitor their daughter for no good reason? Of course- Ai Mi pointed at the can of chips I was holding up with an angry and sorrowful expression. Of course its because of this!! Because of chips? Of course its because of chips!! Because of my mom, since childhood, since childhood...Ive never had chips! Not even once! Ai Mi had a flustered and exasperated expression. Youve actually never had chips even once? Even its for the health of a child, isnt this mom going a bit too overboard? But since now that I know chips are your weakness, I can avenge myself from what you did to me at the subway station. I shook the can that I was raising up in the air, the chips inside made a cracking sound. You meanie! Dont shake the can! Ai Mi had an expression where she looked close to crying. Do you want it? ... If you apologize to me, Ill give the chips to you. ... You dont even have to say much, just lower your head and say: Im sorry I kicked youst time, Im just a brat that still stinks of breast milk, so Im still very ignorant. Big brother, please forgive me. If you say it like that then Ill forgive you. Ai Mi was still silent, but her eager blue eyes that were fixated on the can of chips betrayed her. As if, as if I would apologize to a stalker like you! Ai Mi reached her hand into her bulging fanny pack, pulled out a stack of brand new 100 dor bills and raised them up to get my attention. This is yourmission money! Give me the chips and you can take these red dor bills away! There were at least 10 bills, but she didnt look like she was in pain. Is it because American dors is green and thats why your first impression on the RMB is that its red? Youre using 1000 dors to buy a can of chips from me (And Im not even the actual owner), thats really the kind of extravagant action that amon citizen like me cant understand! There has to be a limit to reckless spending! If I can meet a stupid rich brat like you every day, I can just stand here helping them get chips and Ill be a millionaire! Hurry and take the money! Do you feel its still too less? Ai Mi took out another stack from her bag. Add this as well! For those chips youre holding! No matter how greedy you are, this should be enough! Looks like shes going crazy trying to get chips! I felt like that I already teased her enough so I handed over the can of chips I was holding. Ai Mi took over the chips with glistening eyes and looked like she wished she could rub the chips on her chest and give it a few kisses. The way she hugged the chips felt like someone receiving the Oscar for best female lead. This is themission I promised you! Ai Mi stabbed my arm with that stack of money. You can leave after you take the money! Youre already useless! An infuriating bossy attitude. I didnt take the stack of money. Its not that I view money as dirt, but its because I knew that if I took it, the color of disdain in Ai Mis blue eyes would be even thicker. I dont know why, but I really dont want to be looked down upon by this doll. Why arent you taking it? Arent you celestial imperial people the most greedy for money? I suddenly wanted tough, why are you, an American calling us celestial imperial people? Thats something we use on the to mock ourselves. But you used Your sister, such an advanced auxiliary word during our first meeting, your Chinese must already be at level 10. Based on her proficiency in Chinese, its definitely not attainable just by studying for a bit. She probably was listening to, speaking, and not often writing Chinese since childhood. Other than the fact that her handwriting is still like an elementary school students, her proficiency is second only to Chinese people of her age. If shes mixed blooded, does she have Chinese blood flowing in her? Is her father or mother Chinese? See ya, you can keep the money for yourself. You might also want to quickly put it away before bing a target for robbers. I turned my body around and left. You- get back here! I ignored her and continued walking. I still have more work for you! I was curious so I stopped and looked back at her. Ai Mi pointed at the highest point of the shelf. Although she was unwilling and embarrassed, eventually she yelled: One can is not enough! Help me get more chips! I chuckled, went over and grabbed 5, 6 more cans of chips of different brands and ced them in Ai Mis shopping cart. Now Ai Mi was perfectly content. Do you... really not need the money? Chinese people dont take handouts, were all selfless citizens. Anything else? Ai Mi didnt understand what I meant, knitted her brows, turned her head and snorted: Its none of your business, you can leave! I stuck one hand into my pockets, and turned around with a cool pose and left. Ill let you American imperialists check out our celestial imperialist peoples noble characters! I took my attention off of Ai Mi and started to make ns for my own dinner. Vegetarian balls, spring rolls, and soy sauce beef. I also bought the onions that my dad asked for. I went to the cashier and paid the bill. I ced the items in my basket and left while humming the main theme song of Tai-Chi Master. I walked by the frozen section very satisfied. I unexpectedly saw Ai Mi again. Except now her shopping cart had two extra 2.5L bottles of c. Her cart was even heavier, and she was pushing with all her strength. She was also wandering around aimlessly, she would stop and then look around showing a helpless expression. After passing by an employee, it looked liked she was about to ask something, but in the end, she bit her lips resolutely and didnt ask. She walked away haughtily and lonely while pushing her creaking cart. Behind her haughty mask, she had a lonesome expression. Dont tell me...are you lost again? Chapter 23 – Tiger Mom Although she finished buying chips and c, can she not find the checkout counter? I understand getting lost on an unfamiliar road, but getting lost in a grocery store? How bad is your sense of direction! Can you find the stage when you go out to perform? Or are you saying that no matter the street or grocery store, the directions are all crystal clear in America? Even if its the same Wal-mart, does it be a maze aftering to China! Youre like a rat trapped in a maze, youre going to die without any help! I walked behind her and pretended to meet her identally. Ai Mi, youre lost again, right? Your, your mom is... (ED: she literally says your sister, but your mom insults are moremon in the west) Ai Mi spoke halfway then changed to say: You...walk in front of me. I didnt want to bicker, so I walked in front of her to lead the way. After walking for a while, her speed dramatically decreased. Her steps were originally small, I guess she tired herself out earlier when she was lost? Ill help you push the cart. I said as I grabbed the handles on her shopping cart. She vigntly shook, as if I was going to steal her chips and c. After thinking for a while she handed her shopping cart to me and walked by my side. I put my own basket in the cart and pushed the shopping cart effortlessly. I purposely slowed down to match Ai Mis pace. It seems like Ai Mi noticed and spoke to me in a softer tone. Can, can we go to the back to school area first? Sure, us celestial imperials are selfless model citizens. I joked as I turned the shopping cart around. Ai Mi put her hand behind her back and still had a skeptical gaze in her eyes. Umm, are you someone hired by Peng TouSi? Who? I dont know anyone with a surname of Peng. Peng TouSis surname isnt Peng Xiao Mi had a sharp mouth like a small beast. Hes my personal bodyguard, hes tanned, buff and a lot taller than you! Taller than Yao Ming? No, not that tall...but hes at least 2.05m. He was a consecutive champion in Russias death wrestling matches, and was nicknamed ck Grim Reaper! Hey, hey, hey, it sounds like youre saying this Peng TouSi is a 2m tall, berserk bloodthirsty ck boxer! Is it fine to hire such a scary person to be the bodyguard of your 10-year-old daughter? Compared to these foodsbeled as junk food, Peng TouSi, someone nicknamed the grim reaper is clearly much more dangerous. Oh yeah, although hes not as tall as Yao Ming, hes killed someone before in an underground fight club! Ai Mi unted in a lofty manner. No matter what she doesnt want to lose to anyone, even if she has topare to a strange point. Are you in elementary school! I dont give a damn if Peng TouSi has killed anyone before! Also, does it make him better than Yao Ming just because hes killed before? You should know that the celestial empire is and of martial arts, its the birthce of Fist of the North Star. Who knows, maybe Yao Ming received a secret Military Kill Fist from Chinas council to protect himself in crime-ridden America. He just didnt have a chance to use it! If he used it, he would definitely instantly vaporize his enemies with a flurry of fists. Hey, letting someone that dangerous be a bodyguard for her minor daughter, does your mom have a screw loose? Theres nothing wrong with my moms head! Shes smarter than you! Director Cao also made a simrment before. Ill tell you this, Peng SiTou pissed off the mafia when he snuck into America and was gunned down by a machine gun into a hos nest. It was my mom who picked him up off the streets! In order to repay my mom, hes even willing to rip out his own heart! How dangerous is America! Not only that, but being able to be saved after bing a hos nest, is this really America is the number one in medical science? My mom doesnt trust people easily and of course she would take my safety into consideration. The only reason she assigned Peng SiTou to me is that hes gay, so he wouldnt even think of touching me! It just sucks that hes too loyal to my mom. I had to spend a lot of effort to sneak out and buy chips. It sounds like hes very suited to be Ai Mis bodyguard. Though I really cant picture how a 2m tall gay ck man is able topete in a death wrestling match, wiggling around in a sweaty mess. Hes not only gay, hes a number 0! Ai Mi got increasinglycent after seeing I wasnt saying anything. What does 0 mean? I couldnt help but ask. Its when they do it, hes on the receiving end! The attacker is called 1, either way is 0.5. You dont even know this, what are they teaching you here! It seems like youre ridiculing the wrong side? What the hell is wrong with the American education system! Here, theyre bashful even talking about heterosexual love, they definitely wont publicly talk about such high-level homosexual love! After turning, because Ai Mi was walking on the outside she was left behind by me and tried hard to catch up. Wait, wait for me! I realized that I unconsciously started to walk faster, so I stopped and waited for her. Because she was left behind by me, she had an angry expression. Hey, if youre not sent by my mom and youre not hired by Peng TouSi, then who are you? Whats your guess? ...Stalker, or maybe paparazzi! Do you still have that kind of impression even after I helped you so much! You still cant tell good from bad? Do you believe I wont kidnap you right now and call Peng TouSi for ransom money? Hey, is this the gay Peng SiTou? Your young master is in my hands, and if you dont transfer money to my familys online store, Im going to kill her. If Ai Mi still suspects me like that, Im really going to make that kind of phone call! Seeing my dissatisfied expression, Ai Mi supported her chin and made a thinking posture. If youre not a stalker, paparazzi, or my momsckey...does that mean youre really Lei Feng? Even the selfish Americans know about Lei Feng? Comrade Lei Feng you can rest easy now. Um, although Im not really interested, you should still tell me your name. No need, us Lei Feng dont leave our names when doing good deeds. No way! You have to tell me! You already know my name! Ai Mi relentlessly asked. Ok...Im called Ye Lin, Ye from leaf, and Lin from QiLin. How do you write QiLin? Ai Mi said unhappily. If you have such a difficult name to write, its more troublesome for me to remember! Theres a limit to how unreasonable you can be! Its a Chinese name, why would I care if an American can write it or not! After we reached the back to school area, Ai Mi looked around and then took 4, 5 checkered books to practice handwriting, and unwillingly threw it into her cart. (TN: pages probably look something like this, used to practice writing) Dont buy it if you dont want to! Its like heaven and earthpared to when you were buying chips! Why are you forcing yourself to practice writing? I felt guilty when asking, its probably toote for my crappy handwriting even if I started practicing now, right? I dont want to either, but I have to! Ai Mi moaned dejectedly. Mom said in order to be more popr in the Asian market, I have to practice my penmanship and signature! I also have to mail her every week so that she can see if my penmanship improved or not! It was as if she was already tortured by her mom and she was almost going crazy. The more she spoke the more emotional she got, and she pointed to the c in the cart. Other than chips, Ive only been able to drink a sip of coke before! She always warned me to stay away from junk food, saying things like Ill lose my health and figure if I touch junk food...even though the other kids are eating it, I want to eat it too! So, during my 8th birthday, while my mom wasnt paying attention, I took a bottle of coke from a neighboring kid and... What happened? I just drank a sip, then my mom discovered and pped me. The coke spilled all over me! That is kind of a pity. the more I heard the more problematic Ai Mis moms style of raising a kid became. Heng, even if that happened, I was still able to retrieve some by licking it off my clothes... Stop mentioning these types of past achievements! Is licking coke off of your clothes something to brag about! Anyways, my mom treats me the worst! Since childhood, she forced me to y piano, read literature, and didnt allow me to y with other kids... if I didnt finish my homework she would hit my hand, she controlled my life 24/7... Is it that exaggerated? Its worse than you can imagine! She also said stuff like nurturing me to be an international idol... Idols are weed, isnt that good? Ive never had the feeling of being weed, so I was a little bit jealous. I dont want it! Its tiring and bothersome to be an idol, if it wasnt for my mom, I wouldnt want to be an idol! Ai Mi grabbed her hair tightly, it felt like she was bing hysterical. I want to be a normal person! She can go be a superwoman herself! Wait and see! Im definitely going to do something that will make my mom very angry... something that she will regret a lot. Ai Mi gnashed her teeth as she swore in front of me. I saw that Ai Mi didnt need anything else so I waited for her to calm down, then lead her out towards the exit. It seems like Ai Mi isnt as nervous and paranoid after all that venting. I suddenly had a thought, the mom who treated Ai Mi so inhumanely, isnt that what the Americans call the legendary Tiger Mom? I was d to have a father like that. At least I was able to enjoy childhood as much as I wanted to. Of course, if I wasnt bullied by Little Tyrant, that would have been an even better childhood. Lets go to the checkout counter. Chapter 24 – Separated in Life and Death When we got to the cashier, Ai Mi insisted on paying for my dinner and onions. I told her that we should just pay for our own stuff, but she said: Everyone around me was already bribed by my mom, all the students at school also became her spy. So I have to move first and bribe a strange fellow like you first. It doesnt seem like someone like you can be bribed, so Im going to start small then slowly develop you into my loyal manservant! Hey, is it okay to reveal your true intentions? Also, whos your manservant? I dont want to be ced on equal terms with Shu Shas number one loyal dog sses bro! Ai Mi sneakilyughed while paying. Hehehe, dont you guys have a saying: If you ept someones kindness, you must pay them back in full? As expected of level 10 Chinese, she used the proverb perfectly. I separated our stuff into two different stic bags and walked out of the supermarket with one in each hand. Ai Mis bag is pretty heavy due to her two 2.5L bottles of coke. Although its not much for me, if I let Ai Mi carry it herself, Im afraid it will be very difficult. Where are you going? Are you returning to QingZi Academys dormitory? I can send you to the main entrance. QingZi academys security is very overbearing, any students from a different school are suspected, its even more difficult to get inside. Hehehe, youre evolving into a manservant as expected. Ai Mi thought aloud. Ah? Its nothing, follow me and stroll for a bit, I still havent thought about where I should go yet. Ill look like an idiot taking a stroll with 2 shopping bags. Nonsense, protect my chips and Ill give you even more benefits in the future. Ai Mi said that as if I was yearning for those future benefits. Night enveloped the city overhead, the streetlights also started to light up. Ai Mi took tiny steps while humming an English song. It sounded quite nice, even if I couldnt understand anything. As expected of someone whos released an album before. Ah-! Ai Mi suddenly realized as she pounded her right fist into her left hand. -We might as well go to a hotel! Her voice was very loud and made everyone surrounding us to turn and look at her. People started to discuss quietly. Hey, hey, is that girls hair dyed? Learning bad things at such a young age, is that man standing next to her... a high school student? Compensated dating between an elementary school girl and a high school student, what has our society be... Because I had arge stature and a solemn face, Im often mistaken for a high school student. As for Ai Mi, first year of middle school is not far off from elementary school. Shes also skipped grades since shes only 12, normally she would be in grade 6. I dont know whether Ai Mi heard the conversations of the passer-bys, but she had an expression of excited to do bad things. Quiet down! If youre not returning to your dorm, why are you going to a hotel? But I cant do something like that in a dormitory! What kind of thing! Speak clearly! Although I can do it right now on the streets, its still my first time, I want to be more serious... What can you do on the streets but not in your dormitory? Doesnt that sound strange? Its obviously eating chips. Ai Mi looked at my nervous face and thought I was making a fuss over nothing. Everyone at school has already been bribed so I cant bring my chips back to school. Although other than chips, Ai Mi also bought coke from the supermarket. Maybe its because shes already tried coke before, but she was cing heavy emphasis on the chips. Chips seem to be something you have to enjoy whileying on the couch and watching TV. I n to find a hotel with a TV andrge sofa and enjoy it to the fullest extent! Apany me! If youre good, I can even share some of my chips! Who wants your chips! Whyd your face look like it was in pain when you said youll share the chips! Wheres the person who was tossing 1000 dors around generously? Next up is to find a 5-star hotel. I heard that the hygiene and star standards here are very inted...would a 5-star hotel have a TV and sofa? You dont even need a 5-star hotel! If you just want a TV and sofa any small roadside hotel would do! Do you think this is Beijing or Shanghai? Why in the world would we have that many 5-star hotels! We only have 2 or 3 of those downtown. Thats right, lets make a phone call and ask the hotel to pick us up! Ai Mi said as she retrieved a pink cell phone from her bag. Manservant, is the phone number for inquiring 114? Ai Mi turned to ask me. If you already understand so much why are you asking me? Also, its not 114, its 110! Whos your manservant? I was kind enough to help you carry the bag since it looked heavy. Do you think you can treat me like a manservant just over something as insignificant as you helping me pay earlier? Ill return your money. I wont sell my pride for so little money! Suddenly, Ai Mis cell phone started ringing a pleasant tune. Before Ai Mi could even respond, a ck car stopped under the streetlight across the street. It stopped 6 cm away from the sidewalk. Based on the exterior and horsepower, it might even contain the blood of a racecar. It kind of looks like Batmans Batmobile. I dont know much about cars so I dont know what kind of luxury car this is, I can only see the silver shield-like logo on the hood of the car. Its not the 5-star hotel, right? Can they guess a clients intentions even without calling? What kind of nature-defying technology is that! No! Someone got off...King Kong? Hisplexion was darker than the car, he wore a tie and a bodyguards suit. When he stood up straight he was almost as tall as half the streetlight. He had an unsightly scar on his face, his eyes were small, and his pupils were small making his sclera more pronounced. He was currently scanning his surroundings with a serious expression. Ai Mi yelped, turned and ran after seeing him but she was caught like an eagle catching a chick. Peng TouSi, let me go! I order you to let me go! Ai Mi punched and kicked him relentlessly. Miss Ai Mier please forgive me! Peng TouSi singlehandedly raised her up and tossed her into the back of the car, closed the door then locked it with his electronic keys. Ai Mi stuck her small head out of the window urgently pointed at the shopping bag in my hand. That shopping bag has something that belongs to me! I have to take it back! Peng TouSi looked at me up and down. What an oppressing feeling. Yet, unexpectedly it wasnt as I imagined of someone who mixed with death wrestling for many years. It wasnt a violent and ruthless pressure developed after years of getting your hand soaked in blood. It was somewhat serene. Is it because he was gunned down once and aftering back from the gates of Hell he achieved inner peace? Although he had an unsightly scar on his face, you could feel his loyalty to Ai Mis mom as well as his love and concern for Ai Mi. I guess its good that he came to pick up Ai Mi. Young man, whats inside the stic bag? When he first opened his mouth to speak, it wasnt very good Chinese, but it was enough to understand. Did he self-study because Ai Mi can speak Chinese? What a responsible and diligent bodyguard. Its some snacks Ai Mi bought, why dont you let her take it home? Peng TouSi stopped for a bit when he heard me call Miss Ai Mier as Ai Mi, but he didnt dig any deeper. Does the bag...contain junk food? Iughed bitterly unable to respond. Miss Ai Miers mom prohibits her from eating junk food! Peng TouSi said as she turned to look at Ai Mi who currently had a face of despair. I definitely wont let you touch unhealthy foods! As for that bag- Peng TouSi pointed in my direction. -Ill just let this strong young man take it away! Eh? I understand you not allowing Ai Mi to take the chips, but why did you have to add strong when referring to me? It feels ufortable! Its like you picked up a rose in the wild, handed it to the girl next to you and said, Please ept this beautifuldy! Peng TouSi you just blushed didnt you! Even though you have a darkplexion, even at night, I slightly saw your face turning red! What the hell do you want to do to me! I feel very unsafe after beingplimented by a 2m tall muscle man! Youve achieved inner peace after encountering a life and death situation but who said you can blush at me! Damn homo, go find your true love somewhere else! After securing Ai Mi in the back seat, Peng TouSi got onto the front passengers seat and ordered the driver to drive. The engine rumbled, the ck car did a beautiful turn and sped away from me in a blink of an eye. Peng TouSi also left a warm smile while bidding farewell. I trembled. My chips~~~~~~ Ai Mis hands and face were pressing on the rear window while making a sorrowful cry. Give it back, chips ~~~~! Chips~~~~! Also, my coke! Tears were gushing out, it was like she was separated in life and death, to part forever with her lover. Though, the one she couldnt give up on wasnt me, but the bag of snacks in my hand. In the end, Ai Mi was still driven away while bawling. Whats so good about chips anyways? Is something better when you can never have it? Since chips and coke takes a while before they expire, Ill leave them at home for now and if I get the chance Ill ask Ai Mi toe and eat it. Chapter 25 – After-sales Service (ED: Hey guys, TL(SodaOrange) has been really busy with coursework, so I tranted this chapter. This is my first chapter and I hope theres not too many mistakes. Enjoy!) Since I wasted a lot of time with Ai Mi, when I got back, the Old man was already home. The door of his room was open again, and he was voice chatting with someone on hisputer. When he saw that I returned, he beckoned me over. Xiao Lin,e over here for a second! What? I still didnt eat yet! Juste over here for a second! Just for a sec! The old mans room used to be the study room, but now he uses this room for both sleeping and managing the online store. The master bedroom always evoked painful memories for my father. So, its now being used as a storage, and half the room is filled with cardboard boxes. But, the double bed is still left there as the old man is reluctant to throw it away. He often cleans it and adds mothballs, since hes afraid it might be damaged by bugs. One afternoon, I saw the old man cleaning the double bed by chance. Under the sunlight, his expression looked extremely lonely. Due to his sses reflecting the sunlight, I couldnt clearly see the old mans eyes. However, his lips that were slightly open, and the curves of his face, it was as if he was a tragic character from ancient Greek carved as a marble statue. Im afraid of the old mans expression, and Im also afraid of that double bed. Ive never slept on it even once, and I always tell the old man to just throw it away. He would always smile and say, It could still be used, its pretty sturdy, we can make this the guest room. I dont really think letting the guest sleep in a room half filled with adult goods can be considered respectful conduct. Compared to the master bedroom, the old mans study room is very messy. The bookcase, the desk, theputer, the wheeled sofa chair, the printer, and the printer paper that scattered the floor...itsparable to Afghanistan that was just bombed by America. On each corner of the ceiling hung a strip of writing paper? It seemed like white strips you would hang when a member of the family passed away. On each of the strips was a line of a self motivational poem written by the old man: As deep as the ocean, as immovable as a mountain, as leisurely as a cloud, as firm as bamboo, as arrogant as a hawk, as diligent as an ant, as happy as a moth attracted to mes, to be forgotten as sand carried by the wind, as calm as death, to give up with no regrets as former love. (ED: Chinese poems sound nice, but it sure is a pain to trante well. It doesnt necessarily trante to as X as Y.., but I kept it in this format to make it sound very poemish) It should be simr to what Pu SongLing wrote to encourage himself, but this is just something the old man wrote in the spur of the moment. Since his incentives are limited, if he gets worked up just a bit, then he will start to indulge in the sad memories of my mother. (or hell just lose himself in the world of H mangas) I thought it was a bit cool. If I didnt control myself I would have put it into practice. Although, it would have been much better if that one line didntpare to a hawk, but to a wolf. As I looked as these 4 hanging sheets of paper, I remind myself once again: Definitely dont fall into Ren Xiao Qins trap. People always say Time heals all wounds, but I dont really feel that feel that way. The poisons that my mother left in the old man has barely healed at all. Its still safer to be a lone wolf. On the old mansputer screen, the head of someone named XXX films guides the people seemed to move. I dont even need to give it a second thought, this guy is definitely Director Cao. What are you doing, ya old man! I already told you that I dont want to be a kung fu actor anymore! Also, this guy is unreliable.... and I still havent got back at him for that shit he pulled earlier. I was wrong, I shouldnt have tricked you into making the delivery. The old man had no backbone, and he immediately plead forgiveness. But Director Cao needs to talk to you, its something serious. Something serious? Does a big loss like him even think about serious matters? I connected to the chat, and Director Caos murderous voice was heard. Xiao Ye Zi! You brat! You almost killed me! Huh? I never thought the first thing he would do is insult me. Hey hey hey, just because I dont want to act as Jin Ling Young Thug, do you have to insult me? Who said I was talking about Jin Ling Young Thug? Director Cao seemed to get even angrier. Although, I do wish you can y the role of Jin Ling Young Thug, there is a much more significant matter at hand! A matter of life and death! I waited until he spoke. Just... the H manga that you delivered today, it was missing a page! I was just getting into it, then I realized it was missing a page!!! In an instant, my face formed this (expression). If its missing a page, then the manufacturer will take responsibility. Our online store is very trustworthy, so we will exchange it for a new copy. But, Im so heart-broken! That missing page was the climax, it was when the loli disciplinemittee member was at the peak of humiliation, I really wanted to see her expression! His intonation was extremely exaggerated, as if he was a spirit full of regrets that came back from hell. A grown man, weeping to his sons ssmate about his misfortunes with H manga. Talk about humiliating.... The old man who was listening on the side could only smile bitterly. Finally, I promised Director Cao that I would bring a new copy for him tomorrow. As for the old copy, his son Cao JingShen, will bring it to me. Letting his own 14 year old son deal with the H manga that he bought, is this good for a teenagers growth? Well, Im not in any position to talk about them. After all, the H manga that they bought was sold to them by me and my dad. Moreover, about the conduct of Cao Jingshen. I dont think he can degenerate anymore? Director Cao also told me: Dont bring a sealed copy, make sure to tear off the wrapping, and double check the pages. If theres another missing page, then he will fly to Hong Kong and burn down that publishing house. The H manga that needed to be exchanged was the fifth book of the series Ultimate Teacher XXX, it was called Instructors Colorful Lessons. It appears to specialize in all kinds of ssroom PLAY. Just as a precaution, I tore off the stic wrap and read through it once. The main character of this H manga took advantage of the weaknesses of his female ssmates to coerce them into shameful lessons in the ssroom. It was extremely indecentI was blushing just by reading this. There are no issues with this copy, so I stuffed it into my backpack. All I have to do now is exchange with fatty Cao JingShen tomorrow. Since the old man already ate outside, Im eating alone tonight. The soy sauce beef was too salty, and the veggie balls were a bit hard. I didnty my hands on Ai Mis precious coke and chips, and I secretly hid it in a corner of my room. Ill try to invite Ai Mi here before they expire and let her feast. An American idol who has released an album, but has never eaten chips. Its too pitiful. The next morning I left for a run without eating breakfast. I didnt bring a sandbag, I just took my backpack, as it had a simr weight. I ran threeps around Dong Shan Lake. Maybe its because I havent trained for two days, I started to sweat a bit. An old grandpa wearing a reddish purple kung fu shirt was shadow boxing by theke. After he saw me, he slightly nodded at me. I often see this martial arts grandpa, he always gets up earlier than me. Since he didnt see me training for the past two days, maybe he thought that I gave up halfway. After I finished training, I took a route that I usually dont use. It was a route that took longer to get to school. If I took this route than theres probably no way that Xiao Qin could ambush me, right? As I thought, I didnt see Xiao Qin in the first lesson. While using my textbook as a cover, I was eating a red bean bun bought from the snack counter. I kind of felt pretty bad. Xiao Qin is probably being punished, and made to stand alone in the fields bracing the cold. After the lesson ended, Xiao Qin walked sullenly into the ssroom carrying her backpack and sat into her seat. Why were you the only one that waste this time? Big loud mouth cheerfully came and asked. But, as she saw the expression on our faces, she seems to have felt there was an awkward atmosphere between us. Did they get into a quarrel? Big loud mouth embarrassingly walked back towards the middle of the ssroom, and started gossiping away with her partner, little handy phone. (ED: A nickname that basically implies shes a gossiper) Xiao Qin had her head down and prepared the textbooks for the next lesson, she didnt pay attention to me at all. I suddenly felt a bit lonely. Grumble grumble grrr It sounded like someones stomach rumbling. Xiao Qins face turned red. Are you hungry? You didnt eat breakfast again? I asked. Yeah... I didnt eat. I wanted to wait for Ye Lin ssmate to eat together. But, I waited for a long time and didnt see you..... If you didnt see me, then juste to school by yourself! Why do you have to be so stubborn and wait until yourete! Even though I already guessed that Ye Lin ssmate took a different route, I thought in my heart: what if..., what if you got into an ident? ident? What idents can I get into? Being bitten by a dog, getting hit by a car, or getting abducted by aliens... Heyheyhey, are you really worried about me? Are you not actually cursing me because I deceived you? Why would aliens even abduct me? Do I have more scientific research value because of my short legs? Even if I was bitten by a dog, or hit by a car, and you found a solution. What would you do against aliens? Dont tell me you have the confidence to defeat aliens? Has your martial arts skill already reached the level where aliens are only small fries for you? Maybe it will be a scenario like this? While shes holding the alien by its antennas and smashing it against a telephone pole, shell also scream: Damn Namekians, I only need two power ups to whoop your ass! Seems like my thoughts drifted a bit too far. I took out half of a bread from inside my desk and handed it to Xiao Qin. How about you eat this first to fill up a bit? I bought two pieces this morning, theres still half left. Xiao Qin gratefully epted it. She didnt eat it, but carefully started to inspect it under the sunlight, as if she was trying to find a New World on top of the bread. What are you looking for? Im looking for the glistening saliva of Ye Lin ssmate, so it will be an indirect kiss! Return it! If youre not going to eat it then give it back! I used my hands to split that bread, it doesnt have any saliva on it! As she saw me reaching my hands towards the bread, she hurriedly bit down and almost bit my hand. Nom nom nom~~ Why are you making those kind of sounds! Dont you always eat silently? Why do you have to make those strange sounds while eating my bread and staring at me? Dont tell me... shes thinking of me as seasoning? I was really exhausted by her. When its break time, Ill go exchange the H manga with Cao JingShen. Chapter 26 – Misunderstandings are very Serious In order to not drag it out any longer than necessary, I went to find Cao JingShen to exchange the book right after the lesson ended. Damn fatty, did you bring the book? I asked as I walked in front of him and chopped his head. Ah! Cao JingShen opened his mouth wide, like a frog that hasnt drunk water for three days. He immediately lowered himself and started kneeling towards me. Leader! Thi- this disciple forgot to bring it! I deserve death! (TN: Originally tranted it as boss. Though the two interact as Ye Lin is the sect leader and Cao JingShen is the disciple) The whole ss started staring at the two of us. You useless piece of trash. Whats the point of keeping you. Unknowingly, I was also infected by Cao JingShens style of speech, and I started speaking like a sect leader. Due to the book Colorful ssroom not being hidden by its packaging, it cant be held directly in the hand. Likest time, I hid the book inside my sports uniform. As I was about to secretly take out the book and hand it over to Cao JingShen so that he can take it back home to Director Cao, he saw me holding my stomach and could guess that I brought the book over. Leader Ye, if you feel that its inconvenient to carry the secret martial art book around, you can hand it to this disciple first for safekeeping. Secret martial art book my ass! What else can you learn on here other than Edo 48 Hand? Other than continuously dropping your dignity, you can only practice picking up the soap in jail. (TN: Edo 48 hand refers to 48 Edo positions, not going to link but you can google lol) I was also sitting here worried because I had nothing to do. Now that I have this secret book, I can carefully study it during ss...Jie Jie Jie Jie I really want to p him with this H manga. Do you feel that you havent troubled me enough yet? If youre found out by the teacher during ss, theres going to be a whole pile of trouble following. My head hurt just thinking about it. I cant give the book to him. While thinking like this, I strolled out of the ssroom and into the hallway. Should I run over to Director Caos home to deliver the book while its still break time? Although this can show the sincerity of our online store, but the break is only 10 minutes long. I also wasted some time earlier, so theres probably not much time left. I smacked my lips, turned and walked forward. I ended up running into ss leader Shu Sha. Shu Sha had an expression as if she saw something dirty. I didnt want to provoke her, I tightened up my grip on the manga hidden in my waistband and nned to quietly walk into the ssroom. Ye Lin - Stop! Wh, What? I wanted to quickly take two steps and run into the room, but the ss leader took up an advantageous position with a sway of her hair and blocked me from entering the ssroom. You cant even speak clearly, you must have done something guilty, right? she had one arm on her hand and had a judge-like attitude. Stop joking! I walk straight and I stand straight! (TN: just means he has his principles and essentially can hold his head up) Actually, Im not really standing straight because Im hiding the H manga inside my sports uniform. What are you hiding near your stomach? her acute gaze cut my body repeatedly. No, nothing! Im holding it because I have a stomach ache! Its an expandable baton, right? Youre nning to get into a fight again, right? she had an admonishing tone, like that of a teacher. The school doesnt allow carrying weapons! Regardless if its polyester fiber or stainless steel, take all of them out! Im going to confiscate it! I say, ss leader youre pretty professional! Not only do you know what an expandable baton is, you even know the two main models. You must have confiscated quite a bit of batons, right? Do you already have a mountain of confiscated batons and now youre looking for a means to distribute it to the mafia? Although hooligans like using expandable batons, I dont like using them. I still remember when the old boss of 28 Middle graduated, he gifted me some weapons he collected (including an expandable baton). He even patted my shoulders and said: Xiao Ye Zi, its up to you to maintain order in 28 Middle from now on! Other than having a expression, I hid my seniors good intentions under my bed and have never taken them out to use. Youre such an annoying woman! While I became more firm, I slowly pushed the manga down from my six-pack. Although I couldnt really conceal my actions in front of Shu Shua, she was watching me slowly shifting the manga underneath my navel. Yes, I sessfully hid it in my crotch! I cried on the inside for my vulgar actions. Damn, its not easy doing business these days! Its already touching my boxers! That perverted Director Cao wouldnt mistakenly think that I brought him a limited edition original vor, right? Although I had to slightly mp my legs together in order to prevent it from falling down anymore into my pants, this way even if she were to search my upper body, she definitely wouldnt be daring enough to reach her hand into my pants, right? I straightened my back and spread out my arms. How about that? Theres nothing there, right? Im telling you that you made a mistake. Shu Sha clearly felt that she was made a fool of. What of it? You can only suffer in silence because this is the hallway. If you can, try taking off my pants in front of everybody. I dont know why, but the more the ss leader acts like a justice demon, the more I want to act like a hoodlum. I stuck my hands back into my pockets and secretly tightened the stic on my pants in case the ss leader became desperate and really tried to take off my pants. Shu Sha stared at my pants. Fuck, is she really going to do a suicidal attack and conduct a pantless investigation? If Shu Sha really did something like that, I would drop to the bottom of the sss food chain and wouldnt be able toe to 28 Middle anymore. At that time, I can only pass on the position of boss to Ren XiaoQin. Ill then announce my resignation and sell adult goods with my dad and end my life like that. At that time, Cao JingShen might rmend me to retaliate against the ss leader, a tooth for a tooth. Lift her skirt up during summer, or dont wait and just directly pull her sports uniform pants down and embarrass her in front of the whole school. Thats the rule for how degenerates survive, you must make the opponent lose more face than you. However, I dont really want to do that. First of all, Impletely not interested in what kind of underwear the ss leader is wearing. Secondly, if I did that, I would have no idea what Xiao Qin would do. Although I started doing my daily morning exercise again, I dont think my power has notably risen yet. Against the Little Tyrant Ren XiaoQin, Im not certain of my victory. I dont want to be killed like this. Thats why Im kind of scared of the ss leader thats staring intently at my pants. I couldnt help but look down and see if my pants are revealing anything. After the manga was pushed underneath my navel into a very dirty ce, my crotch appeared to be full and bulging. Additionally, something white was sticking out of my left pocket. Only a corner was peeking out, it seemed to be a slightly hard piece of paper. Eh? What is this? Its really familiar-looking. Ah Its a nude photo that Cao JingShen photoshopped! Fuck, this is bad! I forgot to burn it because of all the things that happenedst night! My gaze must have been very panicked and was seen through by Shu Sha. She rushed up with a big stride, I still had my hands in my pockets and was subconsciously tightly holding onto my sports uniforms pants stic. The pants are more important! The ss leader brushed past me, my eyes were covered by ckness. I know that my vision was blocked by the ss leaders hair, her hair that was sticking to my face also distracted me. After I turned around to look, the ss leader already took the photo from my pocket. She was pinching it between her finger and was bringing it to her face to inspect it. Im finished. All of Cao JingShens photoshopped images are unbearable to look at. I dont even know which girl is on the image that the ss leader took away! Cao JingShens photoshop skills are also out of this world, the ss leader might not even be able to tell its photoshopped at first nce. What would Shu Sha think of me if she found out that I carried a naked photo of a female ssmate around with me? She would probably retrieve her hunting rifle from her house and st my head off! Shu Sha looked at the photo and immediately blushed. It would be strange if she doesnt blush, all those poses taken by that adult actress are all blush-inducing! Even if I wanted to take back the photo now, its already toote. Anyways, I still have to protect the manga in my crotch. If I were to lose the manga as well, I would suffer a double loss. I felt that its better if I spoke up first. I picked up this photo on the yground! I was nning to burn it! Shu Shas ck eyes gently swept over the photo and her gaze ended upnding on my eager pleading face. Why do you have to burn it? She asked a strange question. No matter whose nude photo it is (it might even be of the ss leader), isnt burning it immediately to prevent it from spreading the most sensible choice? That...if this kind of photonded in the hands of a male, it might be used for something bad... Because I didnt know who is in the photo, I carefully answered the ss leaders question. Used...for what kind of bad thing? she followed up. It seemed like her face was even redder than before. Are you pretending to be innocent? Thats not like you! Dont you know males like the back of your hand because of your younger brother? What else can be done with a nude photo of a female ssmate? Of course, its used for rubbing one out! I impatiently hinted at her: Its that kind of thing, dont you already know? The ss leaders face became even redder. It was a rare sight, so it gave me an ominous premonition. Dont, dont tell me that this photo can be used to rub, rub one out? the ss leaders voice was trembling. I cant believe you said it first! If youre not the type of girl to pretend to be innocent, then why are you asking something so obvious? Wouldn you normally kick me after finding out that I carry a nude photo of a female ssmate around? In the unfortunate case of it being your nude photo, wouldnt you immediately realize its photoshopped, be even angrier, kick my crotch and neuter me right then and there? Why didnt she re out right away? Its kind of strange? I decided to probe out more information about this photo. I turned back into my hoodlum mode. Hehehe, because of this enticing photo, no matter which guy saw it, theyll definitely want to rub one out! The ss leader revealed an unbelieving and frightened expression. I continued to probe: Heh, its not excessive to say that this photos existence is solely for the purpose of rubbing one out! I went all out since youve already talked about rubbing one out so many times already. The ss leaders hand that was holding the photo started to tremble. She opened her mouth slightly and was evidently undergoing an enormous mental battle. Itsing! Shes going to kick me! I have to dodge! There are more than 1000 ways to die (ED: I remember that show, it was hrious), I definitely dont want to experience one where you die by having your balls ruptured! Unexpectedly, all the ss leader did was turn the photo around to show me. Ye Lin, look at this photo and repeat what you just said earlier, she ordered me coldly. The photo I saw was of the ss leader. But, she was wearing clothes. It wasnt a photoshopped nude photo. It was the one where she was standing on the mountaintop andughing brightly. She was dressed very neatly and looked very healthy. My god, Eunuch Cao you idiot, you printed the wrong one! Why the hell did you print out the source photo as a finished photo! Isnt this just a normal photo of the ss leader? Earlier I said that this photo was very enticing and that any man would rub one out to it. I even said that the sole reason for the photos existence was to be used to rub one out...isnt that just straight up saying the ss leader herself is the one enticing others to rub one out? What kind of misunderstanding is that! It would have been better if it was a nude photo! Shu Sha will think that I carry her photo around with me and that shes enticing! She might even think that Ive rubbed many out with this photo! Eunuch Cao, you deceptive shit! You disobedient disciple! Im going to choke you to death sooner orter! Shu Sha saw my face that was flushed with anger, the me that wasnt offering up any exnation, and unexpectedly she didnt relentlessly follow up and hit me. This photo, Im confiscating it. Shu Sha said neutrally and put the photo inside her pocket. She turned around to return to the ssroom. In the split second, she turned, her silk-like long hair lifted up, glimmering underneath the sun. I felt that her footsteps were lighter than usual, it must be a misconception. I still have to take care of the manga in my crotch. You might as well just kill me now. Chapter 27 – The Prearranged Lunch I handed the Colorful ssroom over to Cao JingShen before the ss bell rang. He received it delightfully and didnt ask me anything else. Who cares if he reads it during ss or not, better him getting caught than me. You can bring me the one you want to return some other day. This disciple sincerelyplies with masters orders! Cao JingShen responded mischievously. Ive handed over the H manga, the photo was confiscated by Shu Sha, my heart was finally able to rx. Although I was puzzled by Shu Shas final actions, Im just satisfied that shes not annoying me anymore. The 3 morning sses passed by very quickly and I remembered that I promised Xiao Qin I would eat lunch with her today. Since I made amitment, I have to honor it. Even if I dont, Xiao Qin wouldnt let me off that easily. Ye Lin ssmate, todays our lunch ... I was afraid she was going to say lunch date, so I hurriedly said: Ill eat lunch with you! But Ill only go with you to the cafeteria and not anywhere else! Im already satisfied with the cafeteria, hehe... At 12 oclock sharp, the crowded cafeteria is torture to the average person. As soon as I walked in, the crowd naturally split, it was like how Moses split the Red Sea in the animation The Prince of Egypt. Many students that were lined up took the initiative to let me cut in line. I can understand not wanting to stand next to me, and Im also happy to have my own Red Sea passage. However, I personally dont like people who cut in lines, I even once warned a girl that let me cut. In the end, when I opened my mouth, before I even started speaking, that sses wearing girl almost started to cry. She even incessantly apologized to me saying: Im sorry! Im sorry! I was wrong! How were you wrong? If youre this cowardly, youre going to encourage evil! I just wanted to tell you that you dont have to let me cut, just let me line up behind you! There were even some short first-year students that tried to pacify on the side: Big brother Ye Lin, this is our sssmittee member, shes an honest student, please spare her! Who the hell do I look like to you! I persevere with my daily training to one day beat Little Tyrant, not to bully helplessmittee members! Afterward, I didnt even feel like exining to them anymore. Xiao Qin followed me happily, she didnt have to be crowded and didnt need to line up. Ye Lin ssmate is awesome! Xiao Qin said with a face full of envy. Awesome my ass! I really dont like being treated like this by others! When I yed dungeons & dragons with my dad, when I tested my alignment, it turns out I waswful good! Youre the one that people should be afraid of! The cafeteriady still had a stiff face. I dont know why, even if the students and some of the teachers are afraid of me, the cafeteriadies are unaffected. I heard from Cao JingShen that if someone offends someone from the cafeteria, theyll blow their nose and throw earwax into the food. That is to say, in order to retaliate against one person, theyll sacrifice everyone. Thinking of this possibility made me shiver. Because no one dared to line up in front of me, we got our food very quickly. Xiao Qin also moved very quickly. I sat down by a spot near the window. I knew that people sitting at the neighboring tables will have a lot of apprehensions so I might as well pick a spot with few neighboring tables. Xiao Qin sat across from me. Ye Lin ssmate, are you not getting a coke today? she asked with a different purpose. What? Do you want to wash your hair? I fired back. No, no need! Ill get all sticky, its very ufortable! Xiao Qin put both her hand on her head and made a defensive gesture. After seeing that Xiao Qin and I started to eat, the people in the cafeteria got back into regr lines. It was like sheep resuming to eat grass after the wolf left. It was at this time that the ss leader Shu Sha, Loud Mouth, and Little Smart entered the cafeteria. At a ce somewhat behind them, number one loyal dog sses bro was there with 4 or 5 other guys. They lined up at the back of the line, talking andughing together. However, the ss leader didnt look very talkative today. If they were the ones in front of us, they probably wouldnt have let us cut. The ss leader definitely wouldnt, number one loyal dog sses bro also has a lot of backbone (Ill talk more about himter, hes actually very ferocious). Since Loud Mouth heard a lot of gossip about me from Xiao Qin, shes already not as afraid of me. As for the freckle-faced Little Smart, although shes skinny enough for people to think shes anorexic (It just so happens that she matches with Loud Mouth, one fat one skinny), shes probably daring enough to do anything that her best friend Loud Mouth would do. As for the other loyal dogs, even though they might not try to go against me one on one, if someone leads them, they wouldnt be too scared. You should know that its a happy thing to find out that there are people not scared of you. These people saw me eating lunch together with Xiao Qin. Loud Mouth smirked and started talking secretively with Little Smart. Number one loyal dog sses bro said something to the leader and it seemed like he was about toe this way, but he ended up being stopped by the ss leader. Was he worried that I was going to pour coke over Xiao Qin again and wanted to stop me? But I didnt even buy coke today! Did you think that Ill get even more aggressive today and pour YuXiang stir-fried meat over her? (TN: YuXiang literally means fish fragrance, but its just a seasoning thats usually made up of garlic, scallions, ginger, sugar, salt, chili peppers etc, but no actual fish) Wouldnt that be too brutish of me! Even though Little Tyrant once put a live crab down my shirt, and allowed me to be ravaged by those two ws. I still have a chunk of flesh missing on my back. Ah! Im getting angry just thinking about it! However, even if shes wearing a school uniform not much different than a males, shes now obviously a female. She kept on peeking at me while eating, it was as if my uncivilized way of eating was worth watching. Contrary to what I expected, Xiao Qin didnt talk much. She quietly sat in front of me and finished her lunch. She didnt get much food and finished her battle one step ahead of me. Afterward, she propped her elbows on the table, leaned forward, supported her rosy face and watched me eat silently. She watched to a point where she was obsessed. I dont know why, but I was scared! Her expression was as if she wouldnt get tired even after looking at me for a lifetime, it will give me nightmares! Although I have a big appetite, I eat pretty slowly because I like to chew carefully. If I ate too quickly and got a stomach illness, then itll impact my body, and if my bodys impacted then my training wont bring forth as big of an effect. Thats why diet was always a part of exercising and martial arts. If a boxer controlled their daily intake, jogged often, then one day theyll be a nimble and ferocious cheetah. Because sumo wrestlers ate Chankonabe every day, they can only end up being big fat pigs. (TN: I mean, thats their goal) But because Xiao Qins expression was too scary, I finished my food 3 times faster than usual and I almost choked. Xiao Qin hurried over to buy a ss of coke and hastily handed it over to me. When I raised the ss of coke, number one loyal dog sses bro, the ss leader and their group watched my actions vigntly. Are they worried that Ill reenact what happened the day before yesterday? Do they think that I ordered Xiao Qin to buy the coke and thene back obediently to let me pour it over her head? I think thats thinking of me in a too perverted way. But judging based on the previous series of actions, if I insistently requested Xiao Qin to do this, she might really agree. If Ye Lin ssmate would like, even if I get sticky all over, Ill endure it! She would definitely say something like that. As I thought this, I raised the cup to drink half of the coke and washed down the food stuck in my throat. After seeing that I wasnt nning to do anything with the coke, the ss leader and others sighed in relief. Is the coke good? Xiao Qin asked while beaming. I dont really like coke that much, but it seems like Ye Lin ssmate drinks it often. Its okay, I wouldnt say I really like it. Also, regardless if its Coke or Pepsi, they taste pretty much the same. My sense of taste isnt very developed, even the short-lived FenHuang Coke didnt taste much differentpared to American coke. They even spent 150 million to hire Jackie Chan for amercial, but because they couldnt follow up with online sales, they had to miserably leave the market. Getting off topic, but Ai Mi, an authentic American who cant drink coke even if she wants to would probably happily chug the concentrated knock-off FenHuang coke. I suddenly had a wicked thought, if I poured coke all over Xiao Qin, Ai Mi might evene and lick up the coke on Xiao Qins body. Thats not good! Because I had to deal with a lot of H mangas recently, my thoughts are already bing less pure. After lunch, I thought that Xiao Qin would ask me to apany her to go for a walk on the school fields, but she held her stomach like it was hurting a lot. Whats wrong? Do you get a stomachache from the food? The cafeterias ingredients are usually not that fresh, Xiao Qins body doesnt have enough antibodies, shell get ustomed to eating it after a few months. No, I dont think so, I dont know whats going on... Ye Lin ssmate, sorry, Im going back to ss first. Her situation didnt seem very serious so I waved my hand and let her leave. Theres still half an hour until afternoon sses. I ran over near the basketball hoop in the back field and prepared to y some basketball. Unlike others, the school basketball team captain Guo SongTao is always willing to y with me. Chapter 28 – The School Basketball Team Guo Songtao is a 1.85m tall big guy and a third-year senior of ss 2. He ys center. Since he trains outdoors often, his skin is quite tanned, but overall hes rather valiant. Because he likes to take care of his juniors, the team members usually call him Brother Tao, I also call him that way. The reason why Brother Tao always brings me to y ball is in the hope that the yers on the basketball team can treat me as an opponent and practice their physical confrontation skills. Although I have poor dribbling skills and I rarely make three-point shots, I still have some skills withyups and breakthroughs. Using a feint to fake out the opponent and then passing the ball to a teammate who scores also gives me a great sense of aplishment. I also strictly abide by the rules. If I identally fouled someone, Ill raise my hand to indicate a temporary time-out. As expected of someone of thewful good alignment. The school basketball team has a total of 18 people. Most of them were re-selectedst year. Theyre pretty much all tall, strong people and everyone else jokingly dubbed them as the Eighteen Arhats. However, there were also some students who didnt get selected. They resented the school leaders and the basketball team. Once, they found five hoodlums who pretended they could y basketball and insisted on having a friendly match with the basketball team. As a result, once the game started, all they relied on was fouls. They just came to fuck around. I went with brother Tao and messed them up. The fight was extremely short, it wasnt even long enough for the screams to be heard by the teaching staff. However, even if the headteacher pursues the matter, Ill take all the me since Im already notorious anyways. At the time, the five hoodlums fell to the ground, wouldnt get up and were making groaning sounds. If they were seen by a teacher on patrol, it would have been a pain to handle. The rear guard Liu HuaiShui came up with a rotten idea. He found a very dirty and worn outforter from the sports equipment room. He made us toss all the hoodlums on it and then rolled it up into a giant spring roll. The Eighteen Arhats shouldered it and walked to the school gate, and talked to the guard uncle saying, The sports teacher told us to go and throw out some garbage. The uncle said, He calls so much trash just some? Hes just taking advantage of you guys! Ill open the door so go quickly! After turning a corner outside the school gate, the hoodlums were openly tossed into the overwhelmingly stinky garbage station. This incident waster passed as aughing topic by the basketball team. Later, when someone wasnt performing well or had low morale during a game, others would encourage them by loudly saying, Did you forget about the story of the Large Spring Roll? Some audience members who didnt know about the truth thought that everyone on the basketball team were foodies. Speaking of which, it was very enjoyable to fight together with brother Tao, there was a reassured feeling of trusting your back to one another. Then we fought again. The reason was that the hoodlums came back to seek revenge and ambushed the basketball team members as they were returning home. They left the shooting and point guard unable toe to practice for a week. The other team members said that we had to take revenge. But brother Tao prevented them from going. He just told everyone that it was best to go home in pairs. After a few days, brother Tao and I were practicing shooting on the court. No one said anything about revenge. The sky was getting darker, to the point where you couldnt see the ball anymore. Brother Tao suddenly spat out the toothpick in his mouth and cursed, Fuck! He didnt even take his ball and left straight out of the school gate, it wasnt the direction he usually takes when going home. I didnt say anything, I only silently followed behind brother Tao while exercising my wrist muscles. We blocked the five punks at the entrance of a ck disco. At the time, they were with their colorfully dressed girlfriends and were bragging about how brave they were when fighting and talking about the oaf of the basketball team and stuff like that. They were stupefied when brother Tao stood in front of them. This fightsted quite a long time, it took around 10 minutes. It wasnt because their testosterone raised since their girlfriends were watching the fight, and made them more capable of enduring. It was only because brother Tao wanted to hit them to let off steam. Without all the worries of fighting at school, brother Tao lifted them up by the chest and pressed them onto the wall in the alley one by one. My hands were itching and I wanted to help. As a result, brother Tao waved his hands at me and said: You dont need to move! Just watch from the sides! If anyone dares to run, just kick them back! I inserted my hands into my pockets and block the entrance to the alleyway. I didnt let anyone leave, not even their girlfriends. Its not that I wanted to do anything to them. I was just worried that they will go out screaming and call the police or security. Originally, the punks thought that they had the advantage in numbers. In the beginning, they resisted once or twice against brother Tao. However, they found out that they werepletely not a match for him, they couldnt run even if they wanted to. In the end, brother Tao knocked everyone down by himself. At the time, I thought it was strange that none of these girlfriends showed any sadness when seeing their boyfriends getting pummeled. Instead, they covered their eyes pretending to be afraid while peeking through the cracks between their fingers to see how brother Tao was fighting. There was a lot of excitement and euphoria in their eyes. Later, there was a girl with ck nail polish that came to the school specifically to find me and asked whether brother Tao had a girlfriend. I told her: Youre too young so brother Tao isnt interested. As a result, the girl asked again: Im asking for my younger sister, do you have a girlfriend? I was very angry with them. I felt that they were the same type of person as my mom who tossed aside her husband and son. If anyone whos good at fighting is suitable to be a boyfriend, you might as well go find the undefeated Little Tyrant. At that time, I didnt know that Little Tyrant was a dishonest girl. The other basketball yers didnt know that brother Tao took me out to fight, but afterward no one else ambushed them when they were going back home. They werent stupid, they could faintly guess what had happened based on brother Taos attitude towards me. So to some extent, Im a bit like the 19th yer on the basketball team. How about just ying on the school team? Brother Tao once asked me with a smile and said that I didnt need to worry about qualifying for selections. He would do his best to rmend me to the coach. I shook my head: No, I think its good as it is. Its also very interesting to be a practice partner for you guys. Che, whats the point of being a practice partner! brother Tao disgruntled. It looks like you want to be a fighter? Brother Tao was not angry because I refused to join. Un, the school teams practice partner and hired thug. You dont have to call me if youre ying ball, but if youre fighting, dont forget about me. I felt very rxed when interacting with brother Tao and the other seventeen Arhats. I feel no nervousness unlike when Im with Ren XiaoQin. Even the memory of Little Tyrant didnt bring me the same psychological pressure that I currently have. I would let Little Tyrant punch me ten times rather than seeing Ren XiaoQin shedding even a single tear. I still wish that Little Tyrant was a boy. If she was a boy, shell currently be able to y ball with me on the court.. Even if we dont be good friends, well be able to be rivals in many areas. However, thats already impossible. Unfortunately, ying basketball with the school team did not improve my reputation at school. Because I wasnt a permanent member, I couldnt participate in anypetition on behalf of the school. Not many people are interested in the regr team practice sessions. Even if theye to watch, theyll just think that I was just invited to make up the numbers. Hes nothing but has a tall build. His eyes are so fierce. Whoever is being stared at must be more liable to making mistakes, right? The boys usually had these kind of evaluations. As for the girls who came to watch, the majority of them were looking at the captain Guo SongTao and the handsome three-pointer Shen ShaoYi. I was often used as a reference to bepared to while admiring the two above, such as: The captains block was just so handsome! Look, that Ye Lin is not as crazy anymore! Although the captain is not bad, hes just too tall! I think that Shen ShaoYi is just right... Ah! Shen ShaoYi was knocked down by Ye Lin! Hes really despicable! He must be jealous of him! Do you love-struck fools have an off switch! Cant you see that Shen ShaoYi tried to break through and fell after crashing into me? Because of his poor physical confrontation ability, brother Tao constantly asked me to be the practice partner and help him by carrying out this special training! Everyones consensus for why the basketball team was willing to let me y with them was: Because the basketball team is physically strong, since Ye Lin only bullies the weak and fears the strong, he never disputes with the basketball team. There are also rumors that brother Tao and I have made a secret pact, as long as I dont mess with the members of the basketball team, he wont fight for the seat of the 28th Middle boss. I dont want to exin anything anymore. My heart is tired, I feel that I wont love again. Today there were 14 basketball yers who are ying on the court today, there was 15 including me. We were able to perfectly split the people into 3 teams and y alternately. In order to be fair, brother Tao, Shen ShaoYi and I would usually not be divided into the same team. My basketball skills will definitely never be ranked in the top three. I only have good overall physical fitness, quick reflexes, and was able to run for long times, which gave opponents quite a headache. It may be because of the unexpected results of the persistent training over the years in order to defeat Little Tyrant. Todays hand went rtively smoothly. Although we didnt win against brother Taos team, we were able to win 10:0 against Shen ShaoYi. (Wind made frequent three-pointer mistakes. Shen ShaoYi and his female fans were very angry) After winning against Shen ShaoYi, we lost again to brother Tao. My team members and I were waiting for the next rotation. The damn fatty Cao JingShen swayed over slowly, holding a bottle of Nutri-express, it was all over his mouth. (TN: Its a fruity milk drink) Leader Ye, youre ying ball! Good work! He bowed towards me with his hands held out in front. I wanted to straight up press him down to the ground and choke him to death. However, considering that there were too many people in the surrounding, it was better to do it another time. Its not hard for this master. But you disobedient disciple. I didnt even know that you liked basketball. I talked to him while drinking mineral water. Jie Jie Jie... Theres only one kind of ball that this disciple likes, that is... Seeing me fiercely stare at him, he didnt dare finish his sentence. Leader Ye, this disciple has something I need to report. What is it? That is, this disciple has just handed over the martial arts book to fathers hands. His words were full of hidden meanings, but fortunately, I was able to understand it. Oh, you handed over that manga to director Cao. Does that mean you went back home at noon? Well, I guess your home is close by anyway. Apanied by my praise, Cao JingShen continued to speak with a smile: Leader Ye. This disciple that was able to recognize ones own mistakes and reform can be considered great? Not only did I bring the book back home, I also brought the book that was missing a page. Well done, but dont give it to me yet. I drank another mouthful of mineral water. That... leader Ye. After I returned to the ssroom, the ss leader kept staring at me! Whats weird about staring at you? You already have a wretched face, and you were also hiding an H manga. Your dubious smell must have been doubled. So, I hid the secret book in a safe ce and then I came here to report. Safe ce? Um... this disciple thought about it for a while, the safest ce was Leader Yes desk... Your sister! (ED: I think your mom insults are moremon in the west? Although, I havent heard anyone say that since elementary school.) Safe your sister! You stupid ***, why the hell are you still drinking Nutri-express! Have you grown a brain yet after drinking Nutri-express? Theres nothing in the desk to hide the book, it will be seen with a quick nce! And I sit in thest row, its more dangerous since people often walk by! Leader Ye dont panic. When I was cing the rare book, the ss leader wasnt present... I felt a little more relieved. But, the masters wife was there... Whos the wife? Well, its just that... Forgive me for speaking out of ce, it was Ren XiaoQin... Go to your mothers mother! Go to your mothers predecessor! You dare put the H manga into my desk when Ren XiaoQin was sitting right next to you? It wasnt even an ordinary H manga! It was a super heavy vored Teachers Colorful ssroom. The book is 120 pages long. It was full of indecent scenes of female students, which will definitely cause Xiao Qin to think of bad things! The mineral water I drank all came out as cold sweat. I stood up, greeted my teammates and immediately flew back to the ssroom on the second floor. I hoped that Xiao Qin didnt take out the book to take a look. Even if she did look at it, I hope that she didnt see much. If Xiao Qin really only read shoujo mangas before, from the moment she opened the book, it would be six pages away from the destruction of her worldview. Damn, I forgot theres still the cover page... Chapter 29 – Colorful Classroom When I returned to the ssroom, there were already a lot of people sitting inside. There was less than 10 minutes before the start of the first afternoon ss. The ss leader and the loyal dog sses bro werent here yet, they probably went to help the chemistry teacher prepare something. This was something fortunate in great misfortune. Xiao Qin was sitting in her own seat and looked petrified. In addition, she was blushing to the extent of exploding. The Teachers Colorful ssroom wasid out t on her desk and has already been turned to page 10. Crap. I quietly approached Xiao Qin from behind, but she, who was usually very vignt, was actually unaware. Were you dumbstruck? Staring at the H manga between her hands, there was no movement to turn the page for a long time. The bangs in front of her forehead were trembling slightly, her lips opened, her pupils focus seemed not to be on the desk, but on the depths of the universe far away from the desk. I was very familiar with this kind of expression. Its said that when the children of the United States first hear that Santa us doesnt exist, this was the expression they had. It seems that I was toote to save Xiao Qins worldview. I stepped forward, my shadow covering the pages of the manga, but Xiao Qin was unresponsive. I reached out and took Colorful ssroom from her hands. She still did not respond. I stuffed this damn H manga into my schoolbag. It looked as if Xiao Qin had crashed. Do you have the settings of a angel-like human shapedputer! Does your motherboard smoke and CPU stop working as soon as you see something H! I had thought that youve already had your fill of porn and that you simply disregarded the mental pollution of H manga! It turned out that you actually only read shoujo manga! The knowledge in that area is only half-baked! Stop trying to show off in front of me if youve only read shoujo manga! Dont look down on H manga! The world of H manga is very scary! If you read too many shoujo manga, youll only be a love-struck fool. If you read a lot of H manga, you can be a wizard! (TN: gotta be 30+ too) Also, H manga artists are often much better than shoujo manga artists! At least they stay true to the proportions of the human body, shoujo manga are filled with unrealistic faces! Its not an exaggeration to say that H manga are more realistic than shoujo manga! The secretive shoujo manga are simply lying. The male and female protagonists put their unrealistic face together, and bill and coo each other, the key parts are censored, at most theyll include some sighs. The next page then has the conclusion where they have kids. Refund our money, you irresponsible shoujo manga artists! I think that theres always a feeling that the characters in shoujo manga always stop halfway there. Keep drawing! Or are you saying In fact, H mangas are sequels to shoujo manga! Ah! I identally let Xiao Qin see the sequel! Its also such a bad sequel! Compared to the ck cat detective going to prison for corruption, Snow Whites children cant grow up and the Haier brothers go to the Nethends to register marriage, its an even worse sequel that all of that! The ss bell rang and Xiao Qin still remained motionless on her seat. She didnt even stand up when the ss representative told us to stand when ss started. Fortunately, she sat in thest row and the chemistry teacher didnt have very good eyesight. She didnt even take out her chemistry book. She stopped all her activities. It seems like she sat there without breath expressionlessly for 20 minutes I looked at her from time to time and felt that this was just the calm before the storm. She finally took a deep breath as if she was awakened from a deep sleep. Ye, Ye Lin ssmate, Im sorry... She apologized to me. I shouldnt have taken the manga from your desk... Oh, no, its not a big deal. I tried to console her with my usual tone. Also, the day before yesterday, when I put my hand inside your pant pockets, I should also apologize for that. Eh? Didnt you already apologize the day before yesterday? Yes, but, at that time, I didnt know...it was such a bad behavior... although Ye Lin ssmate didnt say anything, but you must have thought that I was a dirty girl. As she spoke, she covered her blushing face and had an expression of, Im too embarrassed to meet people anymore, Im going to die tonight. I didnt think you were dirty, Little Tyrants vicious and violent image has already been nted. Even if you touch me, I would just think that you wanted to bully me. When I first saw that Ye Lin ssmate had a manga in his desk. I was quite happy... ... Because I spent the past 3 years at home reading manga, I thought that Ye Lin ssmate liked manga just like me! Two people with the same interest would have more things to talk about... It turns out, it turns out, It turns out why did it turn out different to those manga Ive read before!? You dont say, how can H manga be the same as shoujo manga? Reading H manga destroys your world views and reading shoujo manga gives you brain damage, there is a fundamental difference! Although it was mentioned in shoujo manga before, that men are all very lecherous... Xiao Qin talked endlessly without getting to the point, her hidden bitterness resembled auntie Lin. (I talked about her a couple chapters ago, that inte troll) What I originally thought that you guys hoped for was nothing but hugs and kisses and then looking at our naked bodies... The order is a bit problematic, but its more or less right. In one of Mitsuru Adachis manga, I saw the protagonist stealing the heroines underwear. At that time, I felt that he was too funny because he was able to fabricate a plot like this... CIt turns out, its not fabricated!! Xiao Qins speech sped up. Theres really someone who would so something like this! Like the molester I met before...it turns out males really think about doing things like that! I couldnt refute her, it was slightly due to the fact that I felt ashamed as a man. I thought that even if other men were like this... the Ye Lin ssmate I like will never be like this... It seems like Im still too naive... She fell into silence and didnt speak to me for another 10 minutes. The chemistry teacher was doing a chlorine experiment on the podium and choked himself and the front row students to the point where they were coughing. Xiao Qin sat upright as if she made up her mind. She was a lot more energetic than earlier. Im sorry, I was wrong. What? I dared to like Ye Lin ssmate withouting to an understanding. I was gravely mistaken. I dont think you need toe to an understanding to like someone, right? In fact, the me that you like needs toe to an understanding that one day you may kill me! Even if Ye Lin ssmate is a pervert... Hey, hey, hey, who are you calling a pervert! Dont call me a pervert just because Cao JingShen always calls me master! Hes already at the level of a big loss, the master is only at the pervert level so he cannot teach a disciple at the level of a big loss! I will love Ye Lin ssmate along with his perverted side! Stop it! I already said Im not a pervert! After reading this strange book, I finally learned about Ye Lin ssmates true self... A persons true self isnt something thats that easy to understand! Dont read an H manga like its my biography. Ye Lin ssmate has this kind of taste... he bullies me often in ss, but I guess that its in order to probe how to train someone? Dont use something right after learning it! This isnt something good to say? This word is censored on many upright websites! In order to show the word you must add a special symbol in the middle! Whos probing you! I just want to make you hate me! (ED: Just a side note, many websites in China are censored, so if an author wanted to write big boobs they would have to do something like big * boobs to avoid censor.) In shoujo manga, girls will change themselves for their boyfriends hobbies. If Ye Lin ssmate is someone like this, I can only conform with Ye Lin ssmate... She continued to talk by herself with an involuntarily pitiful expression. As long as Ye Lin ssmate can like me, it doesnt matter what I be... As she said that she lifted her right hand and held her zipper with her thumb and forefinger. Although I dont have as big of a chest as the girl in the manga... She wrinkled her brows, bit down on her lips, and abruptly pulled her zipper down. If you dont mind, please stick your hand in!! She closed her eyes and made the deration above, tears glistening on her longshes, she seems to have reached her psychological limit. Her hand shook so violently that she wasnt able to pull the zipper down any further after reaching below the corbone. But because her eyes were closed, it looked like she didnt realize and shes still thinking that she had exposed her entire chest. A teardrop hanging on hershes dripped onto the table, as if acknowledging the failure of shoujo manga, and at the same time determined to abandon her shame and self-esteem to curry my favor under the guidance of H manga. Are you stupid! Arent you a martial arts master? Why cant you even pull a zipper down properly! Thats not right! I dont actually want Xiao Qin to pull her zipper down... Who wants to see her airportnding strip chest? Though, Xiao Qins corbone, the shape was really good looking. Located under her slender neck, the two vicles serve as the dividing line between the neck and the chest while also connecting outwards to the smooth shoulders. Due to the slightlyrger size of the sports uniform, the shoulders could also be seen slightly. The triangr depression formed at the neck and shoulders is called the vicle groove, and is also known as the beauty ditch. Although I dont want to admit it, Xiao Qins beauty ditch was very pretty. I was a bit captivated. Unfortunately, I already finished drinking the mineral water. Xiao Qin was trembling and still expecting me to do something. Chapter 30 – Early Leave Ye Lin, are you dismissing me? Or are you deliberately ignoring me and carrying out neglect y? My god, youve only read 10 pages but you already know what neglect y is! If you read another 10 pages youll be able to be called king in the porn realm! Doing this kind of thing in ss... Ill probably be seen, right? Ill definitely be seen, right? Have I already been seen by ssmates with good eyesight? I panicked and quickly looked in the direction of the ss leader. Fortunately, she was taking notes carefully and wasnt looking at Xiao Qin. Ye Lin ssmate, although Im embarrassed, but I will always cooperate with your hobbies ... I just have one request... ...Can you just y with me and not with any of the other ssmates in our ss? Her tone was approaching that of a wail. Stop speaking, Im already embarrassed for you! I finally realized that I must stop her as soon as possible. Un, Ye Lin ssmate is right. A girl like me who cant have what she wants is futilely trying to satisfy all of Ye Lin ssmates perverted desires all by myself. Im overestimating myself too much, itll make othersugh their heads off... Why are you making it sound like that my perverted desires are so difficult to deal with? I dont want Ye Lin ssmate to be a criminal! If Im not enough and you have to reach out to other ssmates, someone will call the police! No, there is no need to mobilize the police. If I really did such things to the female students, the ss leader will directly execute me. The school bell rang. Xiao Qin pulled up her zipper in a hurry. Ye Lin, Im sorry, I havent done a good job of preparing myself to let you y with in a ce where many people areing and going. Please let me go home and think about it. She had an apologetic expression. That manga that Ye Lin ssmate really likes, can I borrow it so that I can take it home to study? No! I sternly refused, if I let people know that I lent a H manga to a female student, how would they guess my intentions? Yes, but I will not trouble Ye Lin ssmate! If there is anything I dont understand, I will consult other people! Ah? Who are you going to ask? The other girls in the ss...theyve been girls longer than Ive been, they should be more knowledgeable than me... thats right! The ss leader seems to be very knowledgeable No! Youre not allowed to ask them! Especially not the ss leader! I cant? Xiao Qin looked down dejectedly. That...although Im embarrassed, but I can wait when my moms not too busy and ask her then. Youre not allowed to ask auntie Ren! If auntie Ren knew that I lent a H manga to her daughter, she will kick me with that volley kick that won her the win for the MMA champion and split me into two halves. (Something like this but without the ball) I decided to skip the other two afternoon sses and directly take this H manga home. Although my dad might question me, its still better than dying under a volley kick or the bullet of a hunting rifle. If I say Im going to do it, Im going to do it. Im going to leave while taking advantage of the fact that Xiao Qin is still not herself after her worlds outlook has copsed. If I dont leave now, I might not be able to escapeter. I grabbed my bag and walked towards the exit, Xiao Qin said something behind me that I didnt hear. Although the back door of the ssroom is very close, it is also where the ss leader Shu Sha sits. Where are you going? The ss leader was discussing something with the chemistry ss representative. After seeing me shouldering my bag along with an expression that I wanted to y truant, it was impossible for her to pretend that she didnt see me. I have a toothache, I need to leave early to get my tooth checked out! I casually lied. Endure it! How can a man who cant even endure the slightest toothache amount to anything in the future! Shu Sha said while handing a stack of stapled handouts to the representative. She seated herself sideways and sat like amanding female president. Why do you have a tone like youre lecturing your younger brother? Youre not my sister! I cant endure it, I have to go! Saying that I charged towards the door. Shu Sha looked down and went as far as sticking out her leg to trip me. Her long leg was in front of me at a 45-degree angle. If I didnt pay attention, I really wouldve fell t on my face. You actually dared to try and trip me! If I was actually tripped by you and fell on my face, I might really have to go to the dentist! Fortunately, Ive practiced before. I lept up and jumped over the ss leaders long legs and safelynded. The ss leader bit her lips angrily. Afternding, I happened to bump into teacher Yu. No matter who looks they can definitely tell that Im trying to y hooky. However, as soon as the timid teacher Yu sees me, his eyes be evasive, as if I would punch him at any time. When will you be able to be as strong-willed as Shu Sha? Although theres nothing wrong with me directly leaving like this, since hes a teacher, I should give him some face. It may be because my dad used to be a teacher. So I bowed slightly towards the teacher. Teacher, I have a toothache. I would like to request for a leave of absence to visit a dentist in the afternoon. After teacher Yu listened to me speak so politely to him, his face had a ttered expression. Dont listen to him talking nonsense! Shu Sha stood up from her chair. He obviously wanted to find an excuse to skip ss! Oh, my teeth are not your teeth, why are you so sure? You ate so much and so quickly in the cafeteria at noon. It cant be a toothache! Shu Shas arguments with people are always well-founded and convincing. Eh? Do you have nothing to do? Why are you watching me eat? I was eating quickly because of the pain! Lies! Youre the one saying unreasonable things! Useless! Ah? What does me being useless have anything to do with you? The teacher was caught in between us and didnt know what to do. I, I say, lets not argue first and listen to your teacher. He managed to bring out a bit of a teachers dignity. Shu Sha shut her mouth first in ordance with her position as the ss leader. She restrained her hatred to her face and fiercely started at me. I brought my arms to my chest with a hooligans expression of Do I know you?. Well, Shu Sha, this is where youre wrong... Teacher Yu said while weighing every word. Shu shas had an incredulous expression, she couldnt believe that the teacher was actually speaking up for such a bad student. Teacher, he... The teacher held out his hands and motioned for Shu Sha to stop talking. Everyone says, Toothache isnt an illness, and if it hurts the pain is really terrible. If Ye Lin ssmate has a toothache, even if he reluctantly stays and listens to sses, he probably wont be able to learn anything, right? Yeah, yeah! I echoed. This is definitely not something I would usually do. Now I look a bit like the kind of person who normally follows the teachers buttocks and makes small reports while using ttery. This is mainly to anger Shu Sha. Teacher Yu was very satisfied with my response. I think he was happy to the point where he was going to pat my head. Of course, he didnt actually do it. He was afraid that I would beat him. Ye Lin ssmate is not leaving early for no reason. He also took a leave of absence from the ss teacher. Procedure wise there should be no problems. Shu Sha trembled with anger. So, Shu Sha, can you let Ye Lin ssmate leave? A discussing tone, it feels like Shu Sha is the real ss teacher. Shu Sha was silent for a moment, and I saw her right hand tightly pinching the cloth on the school uniforms trousers line. It was as if she can pinch me to death by pinching like that. In the end she finally lowered her head to the ss teacher. Teacher Yu, I was wrong. Since Ye Lin had a toothache, I should let him leave early. I nodded to the teacher and Shu Sha to show my gratitude. The teacher responded with a giggling smile. Shu Sha bit her lip and ignored me. I added one more sentence: Thank you, teacher! A smile bloomed on the teachers face. I added another sentence: Thank you ss leader! Shu Shas lips were going to bleed. I felt really good. I didnt go to the front gate, but to the back gate to return home. If it wasnt noon or after school, the two small iron doors at the back will be locked by arge lock. However, it wasnt any difficulty for me. I took a few steps back, ran up and grabbed the pointed railing at the top of the iron gate. I effortlessly flipped over the iron gate and jumped outside the school gate. As soon as Inded, I discovered that there were 5 student-like people smoking nearby. Seeing me suddenly fall from the sky, they retreated backwards in surprise but did not run away. One of them had a lot of pockmarks on his face and rushed to greet me. Oh! Isnt this big brother Ye? The other four people also came up. I havent seen big brother Ye in a long time! We missed you! So its these guys. The five fools of QingZi Academy. They skip ss almost everyday, and wander around the streets with their hands in their pockets. Their family clearly has a good financial situation, and they all wear branded clothes, yet they have to imitate those hoodlums and rob money from students at other middle schools. Uncle guard said that they were looking for stimuli and I said they were just straight up stupid. Eunuch Cao was also robbed by them before. But I didnt see it that time. The first time they were beat up by me was because they had hijacked a girl with sses and a ponytail, I think it was that studymittee member who had been frightened by me in the cafeteria. Instead of stealing money, they surrounded her and wanted the girl to call them her older brother. At the time, I was nning to buy some pancakes for lunch. I ended up hearing a girl crying from within the alleys. I walked over and saw that the studymittee stood between the five boys and was wiping her tears. The five boys had an expression of not knowing what to do. Ever since Ive been bullied by Little Tyrant, my temper has be worse and worse, and I cant stand to see anyone bullying someone else. I saw that the girl was wearing our school uniform. The faces of the 5 boys were unfamiliar and they were dressed as if they wereing out of a Hong Kong/Taiwan TV dramas. I went up and without saying anything, grabbed the pockmark faced leader and gave him a punch to his lower abdomen. Three percent of my power, and he started kneeling at he corner and vomiting. The other four people shouted, How dare you hit our brother, and they surrounded me. I mmed them all against the alleys wall with my shoulders. The posture in which they were hit and flew out was like angry birds. They really cant fight. Ive never seen such shitty hoodlums. I guess based on how expensive the stuff theyre wearing is, they arent even hoodlum-like. I warned them not toe back to 28th Middle to extort students, otherwise Ill beat them up. These five people looked at each other, supported each other, and slipped away from the still crying studymittee member. The studymittee had cried so much that she couldnt beforted by anyone. I want to have her quickly leave to prevent her from enticing other hoodlums. I cant stay here looking after her. I still have to go buy pancakes. It was hard to find two of her ssmates, whom were both women. I told them to quickly take her away because I still had to eat. Her two female ssmates looked at me with strange eyes, as if I was the one who bullied her and made her cry. It seems that from that time onward, ss leader Shu Shas attitude towards me has be worse and worse. In the past, she seemed to n to save and rescue this bad ssmate. Chapter 31 – Five Tiger Punishment Squad Later, in a back alley behind QingZi Academy, I saw pockmark face who was wearing the brown school uniform of QingZi Academy, being messed up by three punks. These three were real hoodlums, they didnt hold back at all. Pockmark face was kicked into a pile of garbage, with one eye so swollen that he couldnt even open it. At that time, I was holding five pounds of potatoes and two leeks. I really didnt want to put down the stuff in my hands and help that guy. But this kids shouting was too miserable. At first, it was like a pig getting killed. Later, his voice gradually became quieter and quieter. I felt that if this continued, he was going to die. I reluctantly stood in front of the three hooligans and yelled at them. Stop fighting! Are you guys trying to kill someone just because there arews protecting minors!? The three people were startled, the street was not well lit and we couldnt see each other clearly. Two of them came towards me while rolling up their sleeves. I smacked my lips, thinking that I had to ce the potatoes and leeks onto the ground. This ground is really damn dirty, it feels disgusting even when separated by a stic bag. In the end, the one that looked like the head of the three hooligans suddenly stopped his two underlings. Stop, we have to pay Boss Ye some respect. Speaking to me, he lowered his head and dragged the other two away. When the hell did I be Boss Ye? Just a while ago, the seniors who just graduated from third grade still called me Xiao Ye Zi! Why didnt I know I got promoted? There was neither a sh of light nor a system prompt? And where is my younger brother? When the three hooligans were already long gone, I wanted to go and see whether pockmark face died or not. Before I got there, he climbed up by himself and thanked me while hunched over and shivering: Boss, boss Ye... Dont call me Boss Ye. I say, youre pretty good at ying dead? Pockmark face smiled embarrassingly, his face was swollen like a pigs head, hisughter was uglier than his crying. If I didnt y dead, I really wouldve been killed by them... If you dont like being called boss. I will call you Big Brother Ye. Pockmark face coughed twice and spat out half of his incisors. He was indeed beaten quite terribly. Big Brother Ye, you really are a generous man. I was blind to have been causing trouble outside of your school! It seems he already realized who I was. After two days, the wound on pockmark face was a little better. He insisted on treating me to a meal to thank me for saving his life. Coincidentally, my dad wasnt at home that day. Since I didnt want to eat instant noodles at home alone, I agreed. Pockmark face and his ssmates totaled five people, the five that were sorted out by mest time. They came with two drivers and two cars and wanted to treat me in HaoTing hotel downtown. I felt it was too far, and felt that the consumption of more than 800 yuan in HaoTing was straight fraud. I made a decision and changed the location to an ordinary grilled skewer shop. Pockmark face and his ssmatesined saying that it was too low-ss, but I blinked and asked, Are you nning on making me happy or making you happy?, nobody dared to talk any more. Driving two BMWs to eat grilled skewers on the street. The owner of the shop and the assistant who was dressed up as an Ughyur looked at us and felt very bewildered. Yes, Ive said before that I dont really know anything about cars. The reason why I recognize BMW is because the logo is quite conspicuous, with the three words BMW, I always read it as Bi Ma Wen, which is a good mnemonic that helps me remember. But no matter how you look a it, a BMW wasnt as high ss as the car that Ai Mi was sitting on. To say the difference, it would be like the difference between a firecracker and the rocket that went to the moon. I stuffed roasted garlic into my mouth while listening to pockmark face talk about how thankful he was to me, and how much he admired me. It turns out that this pockmark faces surname was Xing, and his name turned out to be Xing Xing. Because he had too many pockmarks, he also had a nickname called babys breath. (TN: babys breath in Chinese literally trantes to starry sky) I thought that the name didnt fit, why werent you called Heng Xing? This nickname makes more sense. ording to Xing Xing, all five of their parents did business. After they sent them to the live in QingZi Academy, they basically had no time to take care of them. The QingZi Academy reputation attracted a lot of different types of people, and the five of them were often extorted by hooligans outside. After a while, Xing Xing decided to set up a criminal group himself. Xing Xing became the boss because of his seniority. It happened that the second inmand was also surnamed Xing, so they gave their small group a name, called the Five Tiger Punishment Squad As soon as I heard the name, I almost spat out the roasted kidneys. I cant believe you guys thought up of such a stupid name! You im to be the five tigers with that level of fighting power? Also, the punishment squad was the department that handled cases in ancient times. You imitated others to be hooligans to flout thew, yet you picked a group name that was specialized in handling cases, thats inauspicious! However, since they became the five tiger punishment squad and came out on the streets, the number of people who bullied them has substantially decreased. In order to be more like a hooligan, they also tried to imitate hooligans and rob and bully people at the entrance of schools, and identally fell into my hands. As for the incident when Xing Xing was beaten in the back alleys a few days ago, Xing Xing himself didnt even know the reason why. Apparently, he just looked at him wrong. Speaking of this, everyones evil tendencies is getting worser and worser. In some domesticics that are being sold, after flipping it open, the protagonist had a temper where he would kill your whole family if you red at him. Xing Xing said that they all learned a lesson after these events and decided not to imitate others and mug people anymore. It should be like this anyways, you guys dont even have the constitution to block people and rob them. Theres a lot of powerful people in XiCheng District, if you guys met another violent one, be careful not to offer up your life. However, Xing Xing said that in the future they would still go on the streets as a group, in order to avoid any brothers being alone and bullied. Theyll continue to call themselves the Five Tigers Punishment Squad in order to increase prestige. Big brother Ye, although ourbat power is somewhat poor, we are very loyal! Xing Xing patted his chest to assure me. Although I wont heedlessly fight anymore in the future, if you ever get into any trouble and call for us, well immediately rush out! The other four tigers also echoed: Thas right! The benefactor of the boss is our benefactor! If brother Ye ever needs anything, you must find us! I thought to myself: If I ever needed five useless people to help me in a fight, then at that time I dont need to get mixed up in this world anymore. Although Im not really getting mixed up in this world right now, but in any case the other hooligans still call me Boss Ye. I cant afford to lose face by bringing you five with me to a fight. Since I went out to eat with them, I havent seen them for a while. Today, I saw them outside the school gate again, I dont know if they needed anything. Hey, what the hell are you gusy doing here? Didnt I tell you guys not toe to 28th Middle to mug people anymore? I scared them with a stiff face. Ah, please Big Brother Ye, we havent done that kind of stuff for a long time. Xing Xings face was filled with an expression of being wrongfully used. The other four tigers also testified for Xing Xing: Big Brother Ye, we just happened to pass by and wanted to find out how Big Brother Ye was doing, but ended up meeting you directly! Yeah, yeah, we also met Eunuch Cao here at noon! We didnt even rob that fat sheep! (ED: fat sheep means easy target) They should be telling the truth, Eunuch Cao did indeed walk by this road. Well, I have been very goodtely, you guys should leave if you have nothing to do. I wasnt telling the truth. Lately Ive been very annoyed and it might have shown on my face. Xing Xing stepped forward, lowered his voice and asked me: Big Brother Ye, you dont really seem very happy. You werent like thisst time. Thats because at that time, I hadnt met the deceptive Ren XiaoQin yet. Big Brother Ye, if you have any worries, you must tell us! Otherwise, youre not treating us as brothers! Yes! Although Big Brother Ye doesnt admit it, but us five tigers are the younger brothers of Big Brother Ye! If the big brother is troubled, how can the younger brothers stand by? Xing Xing waved his hand behind him and made a you guys quite down action, then moved closer to ask me: Big Brother Ye, we saw Eunuch Cao at noon. I heard from him that you havent been at ease recently because of a woman? I frowned and thought about how Cao JingShen seemed to be meddling everywhere. Why the hell did you mouth off with the fools of the five tiger punishment squad? Looking at Cao JingShens wretched and vulgar behaviors, I cant help but feel that he distorted the truth when speaking of the situtaion! Xing Xing spoke with the voice of a loyal younger brother: Big Brother Ye, I heard that there seems to be a chick called Ren Xiaoqin that you cant handle? I didntment. I really cant handle Ren XiaoQin, from various aspects. Seeing that I didnt answer, Xing Xing thought that he had hit the nail on the head. I knew it! If Big brother Ye is bothered, with how strong you are, it definitely has nothing to do with fighting! If you fancied Ren Xiaoqin, thats a blessing that she has cultivated for eight generations! She dares not be happy!? How shameless! Im even angry for you! You dont have to worry about this, its different from what you think. I gave him a heads up. I didnt want these five to get involved with Ren Xiaoqin. How can I leave it alone! Xing Xing looked even more worried than I was. Big Brother Ye, the reason you cant handle this girl is because you treat her too well! What do you mean? I want to hear what coulde out of this dogs mouth. You cant treat women too well! Xing Xing had a very experienced look, and the other four tigers nodded in the back. Yeah yeah, Big Brother Ye is too soft on girls, you cant pick up girls this way! Women are all very lowly. The better you treat them, the higher theyll feel, in the end theyll be as arrogant as the sky! Thats right! As long as Big Brother Ye takes out one-tenth of his fighting strength, that one surnamed Ren would already have let you done whatever you want to her! Thats not necessary, I think that as long as I wanted to, I couldve already did whatever I wanted to Xiao Qin. No, I didnt have these kind of expectations. I dont want to touch a beautiful snake thats covered in venom. If I was bitten by her, my life is forfeit. Xing Xing waved again to silence the brothers, and then told me mysteriously: Big Brother Ye, I admire you as a hero, some things are really not suitable for heroes to do... Do you want our brothers to help you? How can you help me? Oh, its not difficult. Well block the Ren girl on her way home and scare her a little. It should be fine to let her obey you? Xing Xing spoke with an tone like they were hired thugs, and I was a high ranking official from within the pce. I think that they are courting death. Chapter 32 – Ai Mi’s Commission In the end, I warned the five tiger punishment squad to not look for trouble with Xiao Qin. I then said that I had something to do and returned home after separating from them. I didnt tell them the specific reasons for why they shouldnt provoke Xiao Qin, because if I talked about it, I would have to admit that I wasnt able to recognize her gender for so many years and that I was bullied by a girl for so long. It is too shameful to speak of this to anyone else (especially the five tiger punishment squad). After Xing Xing saw that I disagreed with his n, he was worried about it for me: Big Brother Ye, you see, are you going soft on her again? The brothers are only going to say a few words, they wont really hit her. Who dares touch big brothers woman? Shell be our sister-inw! Big brother, big brother, hey, big brother, dont leave... After returning home, as expected, my dad asked me why I left school so early. I told him that thest two sses were electives and extracurricr activities, since they were pointless I came back early. I then handed the Colorful ssroom with missing pages to my dad. He didnt doubt me. Recently, it seems like hes umted quite a few books with print quality problems. He went to call them regarding the matters of return. I walked into my bedroom and threw my bag like a basketball and made the bag hang perfectly onto the clothes rack in the corner of the room. Then Iid down on the bed and began thinking about countermeasures for the future. Regardless of before school or after school, before ss or after ss, Ren Xiao Qin seizes every opportunity to harass and seduce me every day. Although she learned all of her seduction skills from shoujo manga and its still superficialpared to H manga. Even so, it has had a very bad impact on a pure and innocent teenager going through puberty like myself. Although H has beautiful girlsing your way (ED: well-known line from a poem [ѧƪ] loosely tranted), once theres a really beautiful girl throwing themselves at you, the contrast from the two scenarios is significantly different. Regarding Ren XiaoQins attacks, I have been on the defensive and the situation is very unfavorable. I keep feeling that I should try counterattacking. Through several days of observation, Ive found some of Xiao Qins weaknesses. She seems to have calcted that I definitely wont do anything sexual to her, so she has been unrestrainedly seducing me. Is it because weve known each other for a long time and has interacted with me as a male, so she knows me enough to predict my reactions? She also said that I am like a fun toy. This means that her seduction is just a game for her. The fun part is that she knows Ill definitely hold back in the end. Its an extremely dangerous thing to get figured out by the enemy in a battle between two armies. I opened up my right hand and stared at my palm. Isnt this a very manly hand? Why do you always shrink when youre tempted by Xiao Qin? Are you shyer than a girl? Are you going to continue letting Little Tyrant toy with you? I suddenly decided: next time Xiao Qin tries to seduce me, Im really going to touch her! If the enemy tries to provoke me, they have to pay the price! If you still dont shoot when they cross the national borders, do you want them toe to your capital? Hmph, I will even take the initiative to attack. The more you think that I am a gentleman, the more Im going to act like a hoodlum! Thinking of this, I felt that victory was already within my grasp. I unconsciously let out a series of evilughter and my right hand also made a grasping motion. In fact, I have not touched a girls chest before, I dont know what it feels like. I think that my dad who cant sell himself anymore and the giant-breasted big sisters mouse pad that I use is a bit different? I suddenly felt that I was a pervert for thinking about a girls breast andughing evilly. But it couldnt be helped, this was an indispensable step tounch a counterattack at Ren XiaoQin. That being said, it seems that Xiao Qins chest is very inconspicuous. He he he, I decided, next time Im not just going to touch her. After touching it, Im going to look at her with disdain and say, So small!? Its just like Wang Wang Crunchy Rice Balls! (TN: popr kids snack in China) I have to ruthlessly attack her self-confidence! Xiao Lin, Xiao Lin! Someones calling you! Dad shouted outside the door. I got up and answered the phone. I found it strange that someone was looking for me. Ive never told Xiao Qin my home phone number and she should still be in ss at this time. If the basketball team had a game, they wouldve told me when I yed with them at noon. Could it be the ss leader? She could find my home number from the students parents address book. Is she unwilling to admit defeat and just has to prove that my toothache was a lie so that she could report me to the ss teacher? No, if it was the ss leader, she definitely wouldve asked my dad for verification when he picked up. Dad, who is it? As I walked to the telephone in the living room, I asked the dad who passed by. I dont know, it seems to be a young girl saying that she wants her manservant to answer the phone. Eh? Then how do you know that shes looking for me? Maybe she dialed the wrong number! Although I said that, Ive already guessed that it was that Ai Mi girl. She should be looking for you, right? Dad scratched the back of his head with uncertainty. That little girl was particrly arrogant and forceful as if she was an acquaintance. I guess she called you manservant because you guys are ying house? Who the hell yed house with her! How old do you think I am! Besides, even if you were ying house, you would usually y the role of a husband and wife. Who would be something as strange as a manservant when ying house? Hello? I picked up the handset and asked in a bad mood. You manservant, why did you take so long to answer the phone! Ai Mis voice was quite angry. Whos a manservant? Also, how do you know my familys phone number? Hmph, since I already know your name, getting your phone number is just a piece of cake... The celestial imperial people are so greedy that any information can be bought. How much did you spend? I couldnt help but ask. Only 1000 dors. Ai Mi felt that it was too cheap. God damn it, youre a loser! If you wanted to know my phone number, couldnt you just have asked me for itst night? Do you know how hard it is to make money now? I almost died in school in order to return aic book to my client today! Manservant, today I have a task I want to assign you. Ai Mi pretended to be an adult and said seriously. I resign, I havent even received a sry. How havent you received it! I paid for your onionst night! Ai mi started getting anxious, it also seemed like she was also tapping a ss table with a small spoon near the phone. Hey, if you dont work for me, be careful of your hand getting shorter! Seriously. Its just a saying that Eating someones makes your mouth softer and taking someones makes your hand shorter. Its not a Hollywood science fiction movie. If this really happened, how many things would Doraemon have had to take from others, since his arm is so short? And of the things I bought that day, did you only remember the onions? In fact, the soy sauce beef was the most expensive, it was $14.50! However, I guess someone like you that casually spends 1000 dors to buy information cant remember any amount lesser than three digits? If I had known this, I shouldve bought more stuff yesterday. At least enough to fill up the fridge at home. Manservant, why arent you saying anything? If you are not satisfied with the sry, then work hard! If Im happy, I can give you a raise! Of course, I will still keep giving you all kinds of small favors! Listening to Ai Mis self-righteous tone as a good boss, how badly do you think Im expecting your favors? Dad seemed to be very curious and stuck out half his body from his study while holding a cup of coffee in his hand and straining his ears. Dad, get lost! If you really wanted to eavesdrop on your sons conversation, pick up the main handset in your own room and you wont miss a single word! Why are you acting like Loud Mouth and Little Smarty from school? Who can you evenmunicate with about your sons gossip? With Director Cao that big loss? Ok, ok, Ai Mi, what do you want me to do for you? Hmph, although its disrespectful that a mere manservant dared to address his owner this way, Ill forgive you! I dont need you to forgive me. If youre not going to say what you need, Im going to hang up. Wait, wait! Other than the manservant, I cant believe the people around me! Youre the only one that can help me! After all is said and done, shes still a child and not calm at all. Just scare her a bit and shell be unmasked. It turned out that Ai Mi wanted me to help her with her writing practice. Because her mother demanded her to practice writing in Chinese and her signature, Ai Mi has to fax 10 pages to her mother every Saturday, so that her mother could check whether her Chinese characters were improving. Its already Thursday, but because Ai Mi just wanted to have fun and she had a lot of things to handle because she just arrived in China, so she hasnt even written half of it. And Ai Mi feels that even if she did finish ten pages, her childish writing couldnt satisfy her mother. She was afraid of getting scolded so she wanted to find someone with better writing to help her cheat. Since shes settled down in QingZi Academy, is unfamiliar with her environment, and feels that her ssmates have been bought out by her mother, so she could only find me. What about it? Manservant, are youing to write for me? Ai Mi was very anxious. My... my words arent the same school as yours... In fact, it is a school, and it is the shameful school. Ah? Chinese characters are still divided into schools? It seemed like the people who invented Chinese characters had nothing better to do! Then, do you know anyone thats closer to my school? I looked back at the dad who was pretending to drink coffee. His writing, whether it was with a pen or a brush, was quite beautiful. It can be used to earn money, but we definitely cant use his writing. It will definitely be seen through by Ai Mis mother. After finding out that I was staring at him, my dad hid back into the study embarrassingly, but he still exposed an ear with temple tips on them. Is there anything that is worth listening to? Is it good? Do you think I made a girlfriend outside? I thought about it carefully. It wasnt that difficult to take care of Ai Mis problem. After all, theres a lot of female students who write good-looking words in ss. Okay, Ai Mi, Ill help you... Great! I knew that the manservant will agree! Ai Mi interrupted me and giggled at the end of the phone. Hearing herugh so heartlessly, I couldnt help but want to hit her: Dont get your hopes up, you should at least write 5 pages by yourself and make preparations! Ai Mi got very upset after hearing me: I dont want to write it! Mom doesnt just want me to practice Simplified Chinese characters, but I have to practice even traditional Chinese characters! There are so many strokes! How do the Celestial Imperial people endure it! Anyways, Im not writing! Help me hire someone and write it for me! (TN: picture of traditional vs simplified, you can probably guess which one is which) Hire someone? Yeah, hire someone! You, celestial imperial people, are all so greedy, would anyone write it for me for free? Although Ai Mi spends money recklessly, what she said was very reasonable. If she got someone to write for her first fax, it is best to let this person write in the future, otherwise, it is easy to reveal. Manservant, do you think you can hire someone for 1000 per page? I almost crushed the phone receiver. Going by this price, its going to be 10000 every 10 pages. Do you want to scare the girls in our ss to death! You dont need that much, even 100 per page is excessive. Some good students write a full set of homework for people and only ask for 20 or 30. Whats more, the writing practice booklet is full ofrge boxes, so a page can only fit about 100 words. If you calcted with the price of 1000 per page, then itll be 10 dors per word! The evil American imperialists, you dont understand the suffering of themon masses! Eh? You can find someone to help me for 100? Are you lying? Actually, you dont even need 100... (ED: damn bro, just pocket the difference) 100 per page, 1000 dors for 10 pages, even if you do odd jobs for a month, you may not even be able to earn that much. However, Ai Mi decided that the price could not be lowered any more. She said that the most important thing is that I can find a reliable person who can continuously help write for her. As for themission, I can operate freely and there was no upper limit. Manservant, my mother specified that when I practice I must also transcribe the simplified Chinese trantion of the Old Testament of the Bible. You can start copying from the first page! You must finish within these two days! At 10 oclock on Saturday night, I will have to fax it to my moms office! Chinas time is 12 hours earlier than the US. 10 oclock at night in China happens to be 10 am in the US. Amys mother. In order to check Ai Mis work in the office, will she make her daughter sleepte to amodate her own time? Shes not a very good mother. Manservant, bring the finished work on Friday or Saturday morning. I will give you a bank card as activity funds! Activity Funds? Of course! How can you help me with no activity funds? You definitely dont have a Bible at home, right? You need to go to the bookstore and buy it, right? In addition to themission for writing Chinese characters, there are still many more ces to spend moneyter! Everything was finally settled. Its up to me to look for a girl who can help Ai Mi write her Chinese character (it should not be too difficult to find in second-year second ss and themission is very attractive). Then before Saturday night, I would go to QingZi Academy and give the workbook to Ai Mi. Then, Ai Mi would give me an activity fund bank card for follow-up matters. Although it is not easy for students from outside schools to mix into QingZi Academy, there should be a way. The fools of the Five Tiger Punishment Squad are students of QingZi Academy, and I also have Xing Xings cell number. In short, lets go find a girl who has good handwriting tomorrow. Chapter 33 – FFF Inquisition (TN: FFF probably a reference to Baka to Test) After dinner, I decided to go outside and continue my training. In the morning, I ran 3ps around DongShan Lake. At night, I ran back and forth along DaNing River. For the locals, the scenic spots of XiCheng District is this river andke, so sometimes people here jokingly call themselves JiangHu People. (TN: Jiang is River and Hu is Lake, if you read Wuxia you probably know what Jianghu is. If not, its kind of like the range of activity of heros/martial artists in wuxia operates in, a virtual construct) Since this is a ce near water, its pretty cold in the mornings and evenings, so there arent many tourists. I like ces where there are few people and my training is not something I do to show others. If I cant be a martial artist whos stronger than Ren XiaoQin, I might die in her hands one day! Tonight, Ill run from the tollbooth of the highway bridge until Im under the pier of the old steel bridge! A round trip is about 8 kilometers, if I control my speed, I should be able to finish in 40 minutes. After finishing the warmup, Ill go home and punch sandbags. If I said Im doing it, Im doing it. I didnt change clothes and was still wearing the schools sports uniform. I will definitely sweat when running, so when I get home, I will take it off and wont wear the uniform to school tomorrow. Anyway, I dont have physical education ss tomorrow. Even if I had to do radio exercises, I wont be noticeable if I stand in thest row. I like the citys scenery at night. The cold wind blew across the willow branches by the river and created a rustling sound. The lights on the other side of the river were multicolored and garish, but because it was separated by the rushing sounds of the river, that noisy world had nothing to do with me. The dark clouds covered the moon, some of the streetlights near the river embankment were broken and the flickering lights hit me from time to time. My heart is at ease. It feels like Im meditating. In this state of mind, I immediately felt that I was really a fool for being regrly worried about those trifling matters! The earth is so small and the universe is so big, even if I make a choice among some difficult situations, what meaning is it to the universe? Isnt itpletely meaningless? Ah, the humans who constantly quibble and love on what is but a tiny speck of dust, how foolish! This humble monk has already seen through the world of mortals. Suddenly, near the pier of the steel bridge, I saw a couple sitting on the river bank. The two were sitting shoulder to shoulder and facing the river, snuggling against each other to warm themselves and seemingly whispering words of love. He was also wearing a uniform from 28 Middle. I was still some distance away from them. The reason why I I knew they were a damn couple was because the shoulders of their school uniform had stripes of different colors. Both of them are very young and should be first-year students in our school. You guys are only first years, yet you guys are already whispering sweet words! You even dare block the jogging route of your senior and disturb your seniors meditative thoughts on the supreme truth of the universe! Your actions have ruined the social atmosphere, lowered the national output value, hindered world peace and interfered with the perfection of the universe. Do you guys understand! Believe it or not, Ill report you to the headteacher! The boy seemed to say something funny and made the girlugh Due to the lighting, only the boys two bright eyes were visible. The girl did not have long hair and had a gentle and quiet manner. Ive heard that there was a Couples go die go die group on the market, they specifically took it upon themselves to break up all couples. There is also an organization called FFF inquisition group, I dont know if it is the abbreviation of couples go die go die group, but they both virtually do the same things. Their purpose is to oppose all heterosexuality and to break up all the couples worldwide. (ED: what about homosexuality) I suddenly thought, should I be a representative of the FFF inquisition? As long as I stand in front of them and adopt the dignity of a senior. Ill first ask them which ss are they from, then Ill ask them how dare they go against the majority and vite the 100 rules that prohibit intimate contact between boys and girls. I dont believe that they dare not grovel and beg for forgiveness. If they dont want their parents to be notified, getting extorted by me is already going soft on them. However, since I have already achieved enlightenment, all living things are mere bugs in my eyes. You two insects, even if I reported you, what is the significance to the universe? I decided to allow these two bugs to live. I ampassionate, even if these two bugs are really obsessed ande to fruition, theyll do nothing more than give birth to a few insects. With this in mind, I slowed down to not startle them. I turned around and ran back. Although I didnt run under the pier as I nned, I was only around 50 meters away. The sound of the girl crying for help suddenly sounded behind me. Dont! Help, help me !! Huh? I just nced away for a second, and youre already going to force yourself on your girlfriend? Even though there arent many people on the riverside, you shouldnt be doing something thatll ruin the schools reputation. If you do this, are you still worthy of mypassion as a representative of the FFF inquisition? I turned around to look but found out that it wasnt what I had thought. When I wasnt paying attention, there were four more people on the river dike. When I looked at it carefully, it was a group of ruffians that wore messy clothes and nted hats. My useless junior was surrounded by three of them and was being kicked back and forth. The male student was kicked to the ground, covering his head while kneeling and waspletely afraid of resisting. The ruffians were still not satisfied. Someone threw a cigarette butt on his hair and someone else spit on him. I was barely able to hear them. Heh heh heh heh, trying to pick up girls at such a young age! Youre quite promising! Kneel! If you dare look up, your Grandpa, me, will kill you! There was someone wearing a peaked cap self-proiming himself as a grandfather. He looks around my age and is at most in his third year of middle school. Apologize to us! Say Grandpa, I am wrong! Im wrong...... The voice of the male student is inaudible. Fuck, how dare you not call me grandpa! Continue kicking! Well throw you into the river if you dont call us grandpa! (TN: Lol, seems like they have fetishes for being called grandpa) He he he he, your girlfriends not bad looking? How about you lend her to us! One of the ugliest, cunning, and vulgar looking guy held the girl up by her chin andughed. Over the course of events, the female student was separated by the ruffians on the outside of the encirclement and was prevented from going to help her boyfriend. It seems that they were focused on humiliating the male student. Seeing the female students impatient face of wanting to help, they were enjoying the pleasure of ying with the weak. The things that theyre doing is quite simr to the objectives of the FFF inquisition. However, I heard that the FFF inquisition are a group ofmentable otaku without any actual capability. Its a group of people who scream Burn all heterosexual love on the Inte all day long. Theyre losers who end up hiding and crying when they end up seeing someone be a couple. However, despite the fact that the FFF inquisition is all words and no bite, their behaviors are still nobler than these ruffians. Being humiliated in front of a girl you like, that should be a big blow to men, right? Is it that interesting to trample on the self-esteem of others? I originally nned to run 8 kilometers as a warmup, then return home to punch sandbags. Although I only ran for 4 kilometers now and the warmup was still a little inadequate, but for you sandbags, you guys are probably not as durable as the ones at home that Ive been using for three years. I saw two ruffians lift up the male student and were really nning on dipping him into the cold river. I yelled out: Stop fucking around! Is it that interesting to bully two kids! The four ruffians looked back at me with a puzzled face. Having said that, I should talk about the difference between ruffians and hoodlums. In fact, theres really no difference. The average person thinks that hoodlums tend to not engage in ones proper duties and ruffians like to stir up trouble, but the difference between the two is not absolute. Theyre both a bunch of scum that annoys people. Ill call them whatever I want. There is no difference between shit and poop. They saw that I was wearing the same school uniform as the couple, so the ruffian with a cap smiled and squinted: Eh? Who the hell do you think you are? Whats wrong, are youing to stick up for your schools juniors? Arent you quite gutsy? I ignored him and continued to walk along the slope towards the walkway on the riverbank. The slope beneath me is actually a part of the river embankment. There are various flowers nted here and the traction with sneakers is not that bad. I decided, Im going to use this ce as the fighting spot. Seeing that I dared go up alone. The four ruffians were rolling up their sleeves for battle and the couple was released. I gave the boy who was kneeling on the ground a look. His reactions were quite fast, he immediately stood up, took the girls hand and ran away. No one stopped them, the ruffians were getting closer and closer and they could probably tell that I wasnt there with good intentions. Only in these scenarios, do I feel that my vicious eyes arent all that bad. Although its not as ck and doesnt have as good eyesight as ShuShas eyes, my eyes are also unique. The narrow shape of my eyes was like surgical des and the small pupils are like ck and red cold diamonds. In short, its not very human-like. Its wolf-like. If I was born as a wolf, my goal would be to be the Arctic Wolf King. Not to lead the wolves, but just to stand alone in the highest summit in the Arctic, listening to the sound of snow blowing past my ears. There was a joy in my heart as if I realized the truth. In fact, the bullshit truth has not been realized, I just simply like to fight. After I chose the location, I stood still and sneered as they encircled me. Oh, I miscalcted, there was a ruffian smoking behind the bridge pier. He looks quite sturdy and based on his attitude, he should be their boss. There are a total of five people on the opposite side. Its really funny, even the five tigers punishing squad too. Are you too scared to go out if you cant make a group of 5? Captain Guo Songtao of the basketball team can easily 1V5, but his physical fitness is definitely levels beyond his peers. He may even y in the NBA in the future. I cant imitate his fighting style. And within these five ruffians, the boss with the cigarette butt and the guy with the cap dont seem to be weak. The stronger the better! It just so happens that I wanted to test whether I improved or not! The oue for fighting cant be determined by just relying on a good body or the number of people. Whats most important is how imposing you are! From the age of 6, I was brutally vited by Little Tyrant. In order to be able to ovee him one day, Ive already figured out that even if the body and the skills are both inferior, I can still rely on my vigor! That is to turn yourself into a non-human existence. Berserker mode! Chapter 34 – The Fight Under the Bridge The first step to bing a Berserker is to hypnotize yourself. In Qiao Jingfus martial arts novel Mad Martial Artists Poem, a borrowing method was mentioned. To put it simply, you have to picture an image in your heart and use this special image to bring out your greatest potential. For example, in Mad Martial Artists Poem, the young swordsman of the QingCheng sect used the method of burning the body as an borrowed image. He imagined that a raging inferno burned behind him, thus causing a stress reaction in his body and used that to quickly advance forwards. In the manga Saint Seiya, everytime Shiryu attacks theres a dragon behind him. I think its simr to borrowing an image. I dont know if the runners, Liu Xiang and Bolt, used image borrowing and pictured a lion behind them or something. Since I need to start Berserker mode, the image Im using is naturally rted to a Berserker. First of all, I will imagine an endless sea of bloody corspses, numerous swords scattered, the wind screeching and the sickening smell of flesh flowing straight into the mouth and nose. Then, repeatedly think of the following lines: Pain! Crazy! Destroy! Northern Viking heroes... Valhas Ragnar?kr! Kyo Kusanagi, hand over your life! Wahahahahahahahahahahaha I usually secretly y these lines in my head, but sometimes I get too immersed and unwittingly yell out loudly. Regardless of whether Ive shouted out loud or not, whenever I use the Berserker mode, the enemy will get blown away under the frantic attacks. Sometimes when I calm down, I dont even know how I beat them. I have never used Berserker mode in front of Captain Guo SongTao. It would be super embarrassing if he ever identally heard what I say to myself. Anyways, Berserker mode was originally a secret weapon intended to deal with Little Tyrant. Unfortunately, it wont be able to be used in the future. I got more depressed as I thought of that. Depression turned into anger and anger gave birth to madness. This is good, Ive entered deep Berserker mode. The ugly and vulgar looking one, the ruffian who first said he wanted to y with the school girl walked toward me. I can tell with a nce that hes the weakest one here. The only reason hes brave enough toe first is because he probably feels that they have the advantage in numbers and wants to show off in front of his aplices. Are you really not afraid of death? Wait for us He raised his hand and was going to p me. Gregg Gregg Gig... The strange sounding from my mouth stunned him. (TN: Its super effective!) Hey, what the hells wrong with you? You I abruptly reached out, with five fingers outstretched like hooks and grabbed his face. Although he wanted to break free, the fingers on my right hand were like pliers, how can it be that easy to break free? His aplices were getting nervous, but I couldnt see the expression on their faces. My vison was covered with ayer of red blood. All tangible and intangible things will destroy me! I pulled back my right hand while raising my knees and struck him heavily on his lower abdomen! His face immediately distorted, like a crushed tomato. He wasnt tall, so both his feet were off the ground and he was dangling in the air. Not waiting for him to fall backwards, I stretched out my hands and grabbed him by his jacket, twisted it with brute force and turned his entire body horziontal. The two aplices who ran up from behind him to help were shocked. I tsked at the vulgar looking man and added another kick to his chest! He flew out andnded heavily on his two aplices. Without giving them any breathing room, I lept over and grinned evilly at the two aplices who were lying on the ground, grabbing their cors and gave each of them a punch on the chin. Ah, I still had some rationalty. I only used an uppercut to brush their peripheral nerves and knocked them out. If I used another 20% of my strength, the best case is a mild concssion. In the worst case, maybe their entire chin will cave in and touch the back of their head. Sure enough, its because theyre too weak. The Berserker mode is stronger when the opponent is stronger, the bigger the threat, the more violent it is. After seeing that I had finished off three of his men in an instant, the boss of the ruffians who had been leaning on the pier above couldnt stay still anymore. Just as he was about to head towards me, the capped guy shouted: Boss, you dont have to do anything, watch me take care of him... Before he evenpletely finished saying him, I already leapt in front of the capped man and stretched out my right hand to grab his hair. One of the most scary thing in a fight is having your hair pulled. You have such long hair as a man, isnt it sad if I dont pull it? Unexpectedly, his reaction speed wasnt slow. He dropped his body to avoid my hand, tilted his body and kicked my calf, hoping to make me lose my bnce. He had somehwhat of a martial art like side kick, perhaps hes trained before. Unfortunately, I only felt slightly sore. It wasnt even worth mentioningpared to the engrained pain that Little Tyrant left on the depths of my soul. In the Berserker mode, the more you get hurt, the more berserk you be. Good kick! Again! Again!! (TN: Xiao Qin probably bullied him cause hes a maso) The capped man was scared by the fierce expression on my face, he wanted to retreat but he just boasted in front of his boss earlier. I dont care what hes thinking! Inferior creatures! Your thoughts have nothing to do with me! I rushed forward again, my attack was simple and rough. I rushed like a gale and reached out to grab his face. The capped man was afraid to end up the same way as the vulgar man and wanted to avoid with haste. But judging from how he evaded my attack earlier. I can roughly estimate that he will move backwards and lean towards the right to evade. Its not that I get smarter when I fight, but once I turn myself into a bloodthirsty monster, I also have the instincts of a monster. As expected! He still evaded in the same direction! I snorted and swept my leg with great power and kicked him on the lower back. The capped man shrieked miserably and flew up and fell down the slope of the river bank. All kinds of flowers and nts were nted on the slope. It was like a flowerbed, so I know that he wont fall to his death. What Im worried about is that the fall wasnt harsh enough. While he was still flying through the air, I also ran down the slope towards where he would approximatelynd and leapt up. I grabbed his hair on the back of his head with one hand, then lowered the center of gravity and let him fall down on the grass, face first. My hand kept exerting more force. What are you doing!? The capped man was shocked. I ignored him and continously pressed his face on the grass down the slope like awnmover and brutally dragged him until the bottom of the slope. I then supplemented an elbow onto his back! All kinds of nts were smushed all over his face, I had know idea what he was whimpering about and he finally fell limp with a face full of blood. I climbed up the slope again and looked at the boss of the ruffians standing above me. His entire face was already full of sweat and the cigarette butt in his mouth was on the ground. You, just who are you? He asked me with a trembling voice. I dont know who I am exactly, but in this case, that hooligan Xing Xing who called me Boss Ye is quite sensible. Because Ive already used berserk mode for too long, Ive already lost my verbal ability. I could only respond with an evilugh. The boss swallowed his spit and fished out a dagger from his jacket. Under the faint moonlight, the light that reflected off the dagger was blinding. I continue tough. Youre wasting your physique! If you fought me fairly like the capped guy, you might havested a few bouts. As soon as you took out that knife, youve already mentally admitted that youre weaker. Your imposing manner haspletely deteriorated and gone up in smoke. Moreover, a dagger isnt a sword, theres a limit to how muuch it can add to your range. More importantly, once you use a dagger, your attacks will be extremely simple. If you keep on wanting to rely on the dagger to make a decisive blow, itll instead restrict your hands and feet and turn yourself into a fool. Gregg Gregg Gigge... My mouth continued to make meaningless sounds. I suddenly attacked! Iepletelycked fear, I nearly hit the dagger in his hand with my chest! He was as white as paper and stabbed towards me reflexively. Such an easily predictable response and such an easily predictable path. I raised one leg and kicked the dagger out of his hand with ease. Dad onceforted me and said that my legs are not as short as I believe. Maybe its really not that short. The head ruffian that lost his dagger, it was akin to losing his courage. He tried to turn and escape, but ended up getting caught by the back of his cor. I chopped the back of his neck. He spat his entire tongue out. Although you just stood by and didnt do anything when my juniors were being bullied earlier. Regardless if it was your idea to bully people or not, as their boss, you cant escape the me of not disciplining them properly. I grabbed his clothes and pulled him down the slope. He immediately knew what I wanted to do and was afraid of being treated like the capped man and struggled as if his life depended on it. As expected of the leader, he has some strength. It seems that its unrealistic to use thewnmower again. I looked up and saw therge cement pirs of the bridge pier. Although they were old and had some cracks, they are defineitly durable. There is no problem even with a train passing over the bridge every day. I turned the direction of my hand and flung the ringleader towards the pier. He did not sit still, he actually used both hands and ced them on the pier to support himself and shot himself back. I kicked towards his ass. He mmed onto the bridge pier. He still hasnt fainted, hes pretty tough. I threw myself over and mmed his back with the side of my body. Although I only learned this from a fighting game, I have mastered the secret in a real fight! Once, twice, three times! He slid down against the pier. The blood in my heart has not subsided yet. I have to calm down and get out of here. Although there are very few pedestrians at this time, if I met a patrolling police officer, It would be hard to talk myself out of it. Thats not good, I really need to take a piss. Chapter 35 – Exposed in Public Every time I use Berserker mode, I cant help but want to urinate. Speaking of that, theres also a viin in Fist of the North Star, who wants to urinate every time he kills someone. Am I slightly perverted? But, my dder is already bursting and there are no public washrooms nearby. I considered solving the problem in the torrential waters of DaNing River. I suddenly recalled a verse of a poem that my dad often recited, there seemed to be such a paragraph: I live at the head of the river, you live at the tail. I think about you every day and share a drink of the river. I might have remembered it wrong, But the meaning should be there. If theres someone drinking this river water, isnt it hical if I take a piss in here? I might as well just resolve it on the spot and pee against the bridge pier! If I faced the pier, I can also add some fertilizer to the mushrooms, flowers, and nts below me. I kicked the unconscious ringleader to the side dont block me from relieving myself! Even if I dislike someone, I wont deliberately pee on them. There wont be any lower limit to that. The schools sport uniform doesnt have a zipper, so I might as well drop my pants a bit. Eh? Its noting out. My dder is clearly already ufortable from holding it in. The reason why I couldnt piss is because I had a physiological reaction. I really am a pervert. Ive heard that some men will have a physiological reaction when they fight. Especially when they win. Thinking about it carefully, its probably because in the animal world, the main reason males fight is topete for mating rights with females. Thats why I had a physiological reaction as the victor. Even if there are no females around, I cant fight the biologicalws that have evolved over hundreds of thousands of years. Sure enough, Berserker mode is something thatll make me more beast-like. Its best if I dont use it too much in the future, lest my intelligence bing lower and lower. Ah, it finally came out! So rxing, sofortable, my life was worth it. Eh? My faucet seemed to be discharging quite a bit of water today. The sound of the water was concealed by the torrential water of DaNing River, it wasnt very noticeable. Its best if no one sees me, I feel like Im a thief. I dont often relieve myself wherever I feel like, so I feel quite apologetic in my heart. If there was a washroom within 500 meters of the vicinity, I wouldnt do this even if you killed me. Suddenly, I heard the sound of a bicycleing closer. At the same time, the bright light of a shlight hit me from behind. Is it... is it a patrolling policeman? Or is it the ruffians helpers? I didnt have time to think about it. I jerked back without pulling up my pants because the water column from the faucet was still creating an arc in the sky. No matter who you are, its not right to scare me while Im taking a piss! Fortunately, this person did note within my range, but remained sitting on their bicycle, holding the handlebar in one hand and holding a shlight in the other hand and was looking at me from a distance. I squinted my eyes to adjust to the light from the shlight. This person is wearing our schools uniform. They have long ck hair, its long to the point where Im worried that itll get entangled into the bicycle wheel. The face appeared slightly pale in the moonlight. The eyes were shining like a sniper. Isnt this ss leader Shu Sha? Why did youe here! I didnt know you lived nearby! Are you still not letting go! Just because I pretended to have a toothache, have you been following me on a bicycle! Why are you so vengeful! Also, stop staring at my faucet! If you like to look at it, go home and look at your little brothers! Although I really wanted to put it away, the water in my dder hasnt been drained yet! And whats with your reaction? Why arent you acting like other girls, covering your face and yelling Mommy, theres a pervert. Why are you instead frowning with your eyes open and staring at it like youre investigating a fossil? Look away! I have no scientific research value! Its over, I exposed my lower body in front of a female ssmate. This is already a very serious perverted act. If Shu Sha tells people about this, I wont be able to meet anyone anymore. Even my dad wont forgive me. But... ss leader, why arent you trying to change your line of sight! Is it because I saw a PS image of you in the nude, so you have to look at mine as well! Asshole, if youre not embarrassed, why should I be embarrassed! Dont think Im scared of you! Thinking of this, I scoffed and continued to release water. After I finished, I even brazenly shook my faucet twice. The ss leader had an expression as if she just saw the most repulsive thing in the world. Tsk, dont look at it if its unsightly! I pulled up my pants and wasnt as nervous as I was earlier. The ss leader didnt talk to me. Instead, she shone her shlight and illuminated the few people lying under my feet. What? Are you looking for someone? Is there someone you know within these ruffians? Seeing with how serious you are at school, denouncing people for breaking the rules, but in the end you hang out with these criminal types? Could it be that your boyfriend was one of the ones that I knocked out? The ss leader looked around with her shlight, but didnt seem to find the person she was looking for. She finally asked me: Ye Lin, why did you fight with these people? Her tone was cold and serious, as if she was my guardian. I really wanted to say that I was imitating Lei Feng and standing up to do the right thing, but when I saw that the ss leaders face was full of suspicion, I knew that it was pointless to tell her the truth. He He He, no reason! I was just walking by and they looked at me wrong. I replied with a nastyugh, the berserker mode hasntpletely faded yet. I can imagine how scary my expression and tone was. You beat them up to this extent just because they looked at you wrong!? The ss leader had a grieving tone. I nodded my head to give her a confirmation. You... youre crazy violent! Ha ha ha, well said! I am indeed a violent man! Whoever dares to look at me casually, will be knocked out in the best case. If I am in a bad mood, I will kill his entire family! You...... The squad leader was too angry to speak. You...what? Hey? ss leader, youve already looked at me so many times for so long! Arent you afraid that I will take you... As I said that, I stepped forward and made a posture to catch her. The ss leader stepped on the bicycle and left. Her reaction is quite fast. She was riding very fast, so her long hair was floating up behind her. In order to quickly get out of my evil clutches, she bent her body while riding and identally revealed her white skin under her sportswear. Seeing the ss leaders posture as if she was running for her life, I smiled smugly. I couldnt help but run forward, deliberately making loud stomping noises and shouted: Im catching up! The ss leader quivered and almost fell off her bicycle seat. She finally calmed down and threw the shlight into her basket to use as a headlight and rode away. The only female on the scene slipped away. I should go home too. Dad always urged me not to fight with others, something about Sun Tzu has a saying: Killing one thousand enemies harms oneself eight hundred. To be honest, my arm kind of hurts. I might have a bruise. It wouldve been nice if I had Wolverines ws. If I had weapons like brass knuckles or batons, I wouldnt have to hurt my hand every time. But when Little Tyrant used to bully me, he never used such things. So I always hoped to defeat him with my bare hands. I want to fight him fair and square again! Looking at the five groaning rubbishying on the ground, I was so sad that I almost cried. I took a shower after I got home. Dad seems to have ordered thetest Global Science magazine, and was sitting at the table and reading it. I quietly removed my dirty clothes, slipped into the bathroom and came out after I took a shower. He didnt move at all and didnt even notice that I was in a fight. Global Science is a world-famous popr science magazine. More than 100 Nobelureates have written for them, it was formerly known as Scientific American. Scientific my ass! Look at Ai Mi, how is she scientific? I still have to buy a bible tomorrow and find someone to copy it! Right, Dad, do we have a bible? Its that thing thats really unscientific. I suddenly thought of asking my dad who had a lot of books. Yes, we do. Dad raised his eyes from the magazine and looked at me curiously. Whats wrong Xiao Lin, did you start investigating religion as well? No, Im not interested in religion, I just suddenly had a need for it can you let me borrow it for a while? The Old Testament or the New Testament? Its not the two-in-one version. The Old Testament is fine. Ai Mi distinctly said that I only need the Old Testament. Why not the New Testament? Dad frowned. God in the Old Testament is a bit overbearing and unreasonable! Eh? Is the God in the New Testament reasonable? Its better than the Old Testament... If you only read the Old Testament, youll never be able toe to like the God in it no matter what you do. Dad seems to have mentioned it before. You have to do whatever the God in the Old Testament says. If he tells you to kill your son as a sacrifice, you have to kill. In order to test whether you are loyal or not, hell make you let your wife and children die, he was a terrible parent. It feels like that the reason Ai Mis mother is making her copy the Old Testament is to hint her regarding things like this. Hinting at Ai Mi: Nothing good wille out of disobeying me. Thinking of her own daughter as her own private assets, and treats herself as a God. I inexplicably began to hate Ai Mis mother. Really, other peoples mothers have nothing to do with me. It turned out that the Old Testament of the Bible was a traditional version. Ai Mis practice n requires her to copy five pages from a simplified Chinese bible and five pages from a traditional Chinese Bible. I still have to buy a simplified version of the Bible tomorrow. Xiao Lin, dont you recognize traditional Chinese characters? Dad was puzzled when he heard that I have to go buy a simplified version. Yeah, I can read traditional Chinese characters, it was because when I was young I read a lot of Hong Kong cartoons in the bookstore. But if I want to write simplified characters while reading traditional characters, I can easily forget how to write some of the words. I dont know about other people, but its best to buy a simplified Old Testament just in case. I dont know if the bookstore near the school sells bibles outside of the study materials they sell. Ill try going tomorrow at noon. Chapter 36 – The Young Lady’s Daily Study Today is already Friday. In order to be able topletely fill up the checkered practice book before 10 oclock on Saturday night, I have to find a substitute writer as soon as possible. Its best if the writer is someone from our ss, has good handwriting, and can keep writing until were exposed. Although there are many boys who have better handwriting than me, if Ai Mis mother can distinguish the difference between a males and females writing style, it will be troublesome. Therefore, I should find a female ssmate who has good handwriting and can cooperate for a long time. Xiao Qin seems to fully meet the requirements. But I dont want to develop any long-term rtionship with her. Its best to find someone else. Who should I look for? Because I washed the school uniform, today I dressed in dark gray casual clothing, but still wore sneakers. I always tend to wear dark clothes because I feel that I have a higherbat power when I wear dark clothes. I still first ran around DongShan Lake three times and then went to a street vendor for breakfast. The old man wearing a dark reddish purple Kung Fu shirt was still practicing boxing by theke. Although his hair and beard were both white and he was probably already 80 years old, his spirit was hale and hearty with powerful skill. What time does he get up in the mornings? It seems that Im not diligent enough! The old man who saw me running by faintly nodded at me. He probably felt that young people nowadays all stay at home browsing the and there arent many like me thates out and trains. I didnt meet Xiao Qin. She probably hasnt obtained information on thetest route Im taking. I guess she is not omnipotent? Or did she get dyed by something? After entering the ssroom, I found that Xiao Qin was already sitting in her spot and was organizing her textbooks with her head lowered. Did shee early because she was afraid to stand in the cold wind like yesterday? Thats right, you should just study properly when youre young and build up the mothend when you grow up. Why do you keep bothering me? I sat down on my chair, Xiao Qin was surprised and just realized that I arrived. She raised her head and looked at me, her face immediately exposed an expression as if it was the end of the world. Ye, Ye Lin ssmate, you... I was scared by her expression and tone, thinking that my expression warped, I subconsciously reached out and touched it. You, why didnt you wear the school uniform!! Xiao Qin shouted. Ah? Why do you care if Im not wearing the school uniform? You arent a ss monitor! But, but, if Ye Lin ssmate doesnt wear the school uniform, then were not wearing matching outfits anymore!! Who the hell wants to wear matching outfits with you? If you want to wear matching outfits with someone, you can pick any of the other 400 students in the school! Why do you have an expression like I abandoned you! Xiao Qin was very sad and didnt say anything. I suddenly noticed that her eyes were red. Hey, whats wrong with your eyes? Did she cryst night? But I dont think I bullied her yesterday? Listening to my attitude of concern, Xiao Qin was ttered and blushed. She pressed her two index fingers together and sheepishly said: Sorry that its red as an apple. Ye Lin ssmate must beughing at me, right? If I had known earlier, I wouldnt have left home today. It wouldve been better if I just hid in my nkets so that no one could see it... Hiding in your nkets will make your eyes worse and you still havent said what happened? Hearing my somewhat impatient tone, Xiao Qin shivered, as if I would p her like an abusive husband in some TV drama. I... I wanted to make Ye Lin ssmate happy... Ah? How would trying to make me happy make your eyes red? Un, since Ye Lin ssmate didnt lend me that manga for me to study yesterday. I think its because Ye Lin ssmate was embarrassed? It was my fault that I made Ye Lin ssmate feel embarrassed. Xiao Qin said as she lowered her head and apologized. Its good that you can recognize your own mistakes, just dont do it again in the future. Un, I wont trouble Ye Lin ssmate anymore in the future. I will learn all kinds of knowledge myself. Eh? What do you mean by that? What kind of knowledge are you referring to when you say all kinds of knowledge? In the end, what kind of knowledge were you trying to learn that made your eyes so red? I thought that since Ye Lin ssmate likes that type of manga, you would definitely hope that your future girlfriend can be like those in the manga... Although I really want to learn from it, since Ye Lin ssmate refused to lend it to me, I had no choice but to find something simr online... Find something simr online? Where would you go to find it? Porn sites? Whys a girl like you going on porn sites! Browsing porn sites for an entire night and then telling a male student the next day, are you not ashamed! It seems that she didnt realize that I was grimacing at her and Xiao Qin continued: I thought that those kinds of manga would be very easy to find, but I couldnt find any. Fortunately, it seems that Xiao Qin is not particrly proficient in usingputers. But I guess if you can find porn sites that easily, there wouldnt be so many otakus in the QQ group asking for links. (TN: pornography is illegal in China, so lots of sites are banned) Sigh, I wasnt able to harvest anything after looking for so long. I feel that Im so stupid! How would I garner Ye Lin ssmates favor in the future if Im so stupid! No, you dont have to garner my favor. Im already very satisfied that youre not killing me. So, I asked on Baidu if anyone could help me. (TN: Baidu is like a Chinese Googlebined with like Yahoo and lots of other stuff) Did you ask on Baidu? Would anyone even answer this kind of question? This is how I wrote the question: Hello everyone, my boyfriend is very lecherous, where should I go to learn more H knowledge to make him happy? Whos your boyfriend! Whos very lecherous! Whos gonna be happy just because you learned H knowledge! I didnt think that anyone would respond immediately. However, everyone was very proactive. I can probably imagine how hot this question was. At the beginning, there were a few enthusiasticizens who left their QQ numbers, told me to add them as friends and said that they wanted to teach me H stuff personally... Hurry and refuse! Those are strange uncles that are trying to trick you to video chat with them! Maybe, Director Cao, that big loss was one of them! I thought that their tone was very strange so I ignored them. Fortunately, you still had somemon sense. Later, a few decentizens left some URLs... Decent my ass! What are they trying to achieve by giving a girl links to pornographic sites! That being said, did you go and check it out! I finally pasted the URL into the right ce and then hit the Enter key. I thought I didnt have to bother Ye Lin ssmate to teach me and be a self-taught genius. Self-taught genius your mom! What kind of genius are you trying to be by learning that kind of thing? Hurry and click on the top right corner of the page and turn off the page that corrupts teenagers! But I waited for a long time and nothing happened on the page. Was it a broken link? Because the peoples government struck down very strictly, the lifespans of porn sites are generally very short. And then... and then... Xiao Qin had an expression like she was watching a horror film. Then my mothers notebook suddenly made a strange noise!! What? You were sneakily using your moms notebook to visit porn sites! If Auntie Ren knew that her daughter was doing that kind of thing, she would secretly shed tears due to her failure in educating her child. What kind of strange noise? To be honest, Im also slightly curious. That is... it was like there was a female ghost in the notebook... What? The news headline was just The Girl in her Prime of Youth Took a Look at Pornography Sites and Lost Her Way and immediately became a modern version of Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio? I felt that the female ghost seemed to be suffering... What kind of suffering? She was screaming very miserably, very loud, like she was beaten by someone... I vaguely felt something was wrong. She was screaming while begging for forgiveness, saying: Master, Master... Dont fucking say anything anymore! Isnt this just an advertisement that often pop-up on porn sites! First its a vulgar sh animation, then its coupled with a womans moaning sound to tempt everyone to click it. But in fact, it is just a link to the registration page of a stupid game! That female ghost kept incessantly screaming, I got scared and wanted to close the website, but the website didnt respond no matter how I tried to click close. I thought that my moms notebook might be broken... Did it get a virus? Because the unfilial daughter secretly used it to browse porn sites, so it got a virus? Auntie Rens legendary reputation as the worlds MMA champion was destroyed in a moment by you! I tried fixing my moms notebook for a long time until my eyes turned red, it wasnt fixed even after I tried removing the battery. Now, as soon as I turn it on, a lot of nude females will pop up and the female ghost is still screaming... Serves you right! Lets see what auntie Ren will do when shees back! Shell definitely spank your butt to punish you! Xiao Qin became sadder as she spoke, looking at me with helpless eyes. What should I do? Ye Lin ssmate, my mom wille home on Sunday. If my mom finds that kind of things on her notebook, shell definitely scold me... Eh, just scolding and no spanking? Seems like that isnt enough to let off steam? Although I just said that I dont want to trouble Ye Lin ssmate, but I, Im already desperate. Tomorrow is Saturday, can Ye Lin ssmatee to my house and help me drive out the female ghost from the notebook? Whos going to your house! Also, Im not a priest, I dont know any exorcism! Besides, I still have to deal with Ai Mis stuff on Saturday, where would I find the time! I dont have time! Auntie Rens notebook must be a brand name, right? You can just contact customer service and wont they help you repair it? Xiao Qin looked at me as if I had just abandoned her and the children in her stomach. Why, why are you like this? Making me take such a shameful notebook to the after-sales staff... How can I face people in the future! Also, what if the after-sales staff knows that Im home alone and since the notebook got that kind of virus, then he tries to do something to me? Where would you find that kind of after-sales staff? Do you think this is the plot of Japanese AV film! And your martial arts skill is so strong, that regardless if it is ASUS or Lenovo, youll eventually snap their neck and send them on their way! Anyways Im not going! I steeled myself, I definitely couldnt negligently go to Xiao Qins house. There might even be traps waiting for me. But, but if Ye Lin ssmate helps me fix theputer, I will return brother Optimus Prime to you! Chapter 37 – Classroom Draf t TN: Thanks to _Sup for being a patron, appreciate it, thanks! Enjoy the chapter! I wavered. Although Im already 14 years old this year, and have long since disliked robot toys. But brother Optimus Prime is a part of my childhood memories. I really want to get it back. However, Ren XiaoQin, as a girl, is a very cunning creature. Dont look at her red eyes now, looking at me with a hopeful look, like a harmless white rabbit. But if the big bad wolf rxes his vignce and turns his back to it, the little white rabbit will jump up and reveal a savage three-foot-long fang. Then with one bite, the big bad wolf will copse in a pool of blood. An unknown, miserable death. Im not going! It wont work even if you use brother Optimus Prime to tempt me! You also said that when I apanied you to the subway station, and what happened then? Didnt I get tricked by you? This time...you might try to use some other tricks to prevaricate me! But, but this time is different fromst time! Xiao Qin defended herself helter-skelter. Last,st time Ye Lin ssmate only sent me to the subway and did not enter my home, so Ipletely forgot about brother Optimus Prime! This time, this time... If I break my promise again, wont I be stripped naked by the furious Ye Lin ssmate! Who wants to take off your clothes! If I had to strip a girl naked to save brother Optimus Prime, Im sure brother Optimus Prime himself wont be happy either! Also, what if someone hears you because youre speaking so loud! I subconsciously nced at the ss leaders seat. Unexpectedly, the ss leader wasying on her desk and napping. Thats a rare sight, didnt you get enough sleepst night? Dont tell me you had a terrible nightmare because you were chased by me? 5 minutes after the ss bell rang, that old man Zhang who teachesnguage ss arrivedte. No one dared to speak after he entered the room. The first half of the ss was very difficult. I dont know what the hell happened to old man Zhang today, he just called out students by their student numbers randomly and grilled them. Both Loud Mouth and number one loyal dog sses bro were called on, fortunately he didnt call me. When we got to the second half of the ss, old man Zhang wandered into the corridor and took a phone call and never came back. The representative of the ss told us to transcribe the text and said that there would be a random inspection next ss. I guess that old man Zhang wont being back this ss. The ssmates nervous hearts were all relieved. Whispering while copying the texts. I nced at the ss leader again and found that she was was unbearably sleepy. As soon as she heard self-study, she couldnt help buty down on the desk. The head of the ss officials taking the lead in destroying ssroom discipline, shes consciously breaking thew! I really want to smack the table and shout Shu Sha, get up! However, Shu Sha has never done anything simr before. I am afraid that she really didnt sleep wellst night if shes sleeping in self-study ss. Thinking that it was partially my responsibility that she didnt slept well, I didnt p the table and stand up. Most of the students were copying the text, especially those girls who always listened to the teacher. Generally, these kind of obedient girls have better handwriting. I suddenly realized that this was a godsend. I stood up from my seat silently, walked to the middle of the aisle and patrolled back and forth with my hands behind my back. The students who saw me doing this were shocked. I was like a teacher or ss representative. The representative of thenguage ss was a very thin, pale boy. I heard that he also wrote the poems of plum blossoms and submitted them to the campus radio station. Seeing that I suddenly acted on his behalf, he was angry but was too afraid to speak out and copied the text with his head lowered, pretending he couldnt see me. When I just got up, Xiao Qin seemed to ask me something, but I held my ears and pretended that I didnt hear. As long as the ss leader is asleep, no one will dare speak out at me. The number one loyal dog sses bro has been wary of my behavior. The reason why he does not say anything, may be because this is the scope of the representative of thenguage ss and he does not want to overstep his boundaries. Anyways, I just patrolled back and forth, it definitely cant be considered as a bad influence in the ss. I am just observing which girl had better handwriting. When I passed by Loud Mouth and Little Smarty, I also nced at their checkered books. Hey, hey, Ye Lin, why arent you apanying Xiao Qin, what are youing here for? Loud Mouth wasnt scared of me at all. Little Smart did not speak, she had her head lowered and was writing earnestly. But I know that Little Smart isnt an innocent girl. She once sent an instant message to the campus radio station called Friendship on the Court, which was about a friendlypetition between the basketball team and a visiting school. The problem is that Little Smart described the rtionship between Captain Guo SongTao and Shen Shao, a handsome young man, in a very ambiguous way. She wrote their usual behavior of passing the ball as if they were flirting with each other. After the radio station read this story, things were awkward between Brother Tao and Shen ShaoYi for several weeks. When the girls were watching them practice, the two yers did not pass the ball to each other and instead passed it to me. I looked at Little Smarts handwriting. It was excessively neat and it was written especially thin, like her. Is this the so-called thin gold body? Looking at Loud Mouths characters, round and plump, as expected of words written by someone who is big in both heart and body. Nothing much, just wandering. Because the ss leader was nearby, I lowered my voice and answered Loud Mouth. As expected, lets go to the ssmittee members. Gong CaiCai is well known in the ss for having good handwriting. When the fountain pen contest was held in first year, the whole sss works were hung on the back wall. Next to my hideous mess, Gong Caicais works were dazzling like a blossoming peony. Every time there is a ckboard news, the literary and artmittee members ask Gong CaiCai to help write it. Gong CaiCai sits in the first row, close to the ssroom lectern. Sitting in this position, you cant do anything else but study. As expected of a studymittee member. I had a whim and wanted to know how the teachers feel in ss. So I strode over to the lectern, ced my hands on the lectern and looked down at themon people below. It really is damn clear! You can clearly see what everyone is doing! Even the ss leader whos sleeping in thest row cant escape the teachers eyes! The way I talk to Xiao Qin everyday must have already been seen by the teachers. Its just that all the teachers are all too scared to control me. Especially the teacher in charge of our ss. With your hands on the lectern, you can clearly see whatever Gong CaiCai is doing. Gong CaiCai is a well known beauty in our ss. It is said that even the guys that sit next to her are well-known. Moreover, ording to the investigation of the big loss Cao JingShen, Gong Caicai is the girl with thergest chest in 28 Middle and even the third year school flower cantpare. In fact, even if Cao JingShen didnt tell me that, I can definitely tell. Standing on the tform, I felt that Gong CaiCais chest was exaggeratedly big. Since you dont sleep in ss, if you ever sleep in ss, you can even use that chest as a pillow! I just recalled, when the history teacher taught our ss for the first time, He didnt evenst 5 minutes before getting a nosebleed for some reason. Was it because he was standing so close to Gong CaiCaisrge breasts that he got excited! You damn old pervert! Youre already 40 years old and with a wife! And youre getting a nosebleed over a middle school girl! Later, when the history teacher was in ss, he always avoided standing on the tform. If he had nothing to do, he would patrol around the room. Hes probably afraid of getting a nosebleed again and getting punished by his wife to prostrate and wash clothes after he returns home. Im not as useless as my history teacher, I still have serious business to do. Although Gong CaiCai is rich, beautiful, and has a big chest. It doesnt seem like shes difficult to get along with. By the way, in addition to being a studymittee member, she also serves as the activitymittee member and is responsible for managing the ss fund. In first year, someone stole the ss money, but Gong CaiCai did not say anything and reced it with her own money. Later on the thief was caught and the truth was revealed. In general, Gong CaiCai is a very outstanding girl in all aspects, but rather introverted. She noticed that I was staring at her from the lectern, so her writing hand trembled and she lowered her head even more. This girl gets nervous way too easily, its not like Iming over to eat you. Hey, I say, studymittee member, you really have a good writing hand! (ED: It sounds a bit weird, but the joke wouldnt work if I edited it) I propped my elbows on the lectern and tried to talk with her amiably. Gong CaiCai trembled, as if she was caught cheating on an exam by a proctor. She looked around out of the corner of her eyes. Thenguage ss representative pretended he didnt see anything and his eyes were misty as if he was traveling through a fantasticalnd. She then looked right out of the corner of her eyes. The ss leader Shu Sha was like the suning out from the west and she was even sleeping on the desk. Realizing that no one woulde to help her, Gong CaiCai could only answer me while trembling: Thank you, thank you, my, my hand, its okay. Eh? Im praising your writing not your hand! But I guess thats not wrong, since words are written by the hand. It is true that Gong CaiCais hand is pretty good looking, white as jade, like it was carved out of ivory. Ive heard something simr in the bathroom before. There are boys in other sses who want to hold Gong CaiCais hand to an obsessive degree. I should quickly finish my serious business, Ren Xiao Qin and number one loyal dog sses bro are both staring at me from thest row. The main reason why Xiao Qin is not saying anything is probably because the density of boys in the ssroom is too high. Since she has androphobia, if Im not by her side, her fears would intensify. As for the number one loyal dog bro, he pushed his sses up and made a pose like rk Kent ready to be superman at any time. I decided to get to the point quickly: Studymittee member, I have something I want to discuss with you can you lend me your hand? Gong CaiCai opened her mouth wide, turning red and white and the pen hadpletely stopped. Seeing the situation turn sour, I quickly added: Dont misunderstand, not for free! Ill pay you! Chapter 38 – Murder Case on the Lectern Thats not good. I may have said something wrong. Judging from Gong CaiCais change of expression, what I just said may have caused her to have a bad misunderstanding. Although I felt that I was being warm and affable when saying those words earlier, but because of my notoriety, Gong CaiCai definitely wont think Im saying anything good to her. I just remembered, other than asionally taking the ce of the ss representatives to collect the homework, isnt this my first time speaking to Gong CaiCai? Although I often hear boys discussing her behind her back, I have never carefully looked at Gong CaiCais appearance. Gong CaiCai did not wear the school uniform shirt today, but wore a white chiffon shirt with a small floral ornament around the neck. Each petal of the floral ornament was shaking non-stop. Eunuch Caos 28 Middle Beauty X Files seems to record that Gong CaiCai is 1/16th ethnic minority, so her hair is a little naturally curly. The hair near the left ear was clipped with a very simple shell hair clip. Probably to avoid her vision being blocked by her curly hair when studying? Behind the wavy curly hair, her big eyes with contact lenses was helplessly staring at the square checkered book, as if the square book was a life-saving Bodhisattva that can save her from death. I suddenly shivered and felt that there was an extremely sharp aura that stabbed me. Looking up, as expected, the ss leader woke up. The ssed leader looked at me with a sleepy look. The number one loyal dog sses bro pointed at me with a pen while exining the situation to the ss leader who just woke up. Thats not good! The loyal dog bro especially likes to take words out of context and may distort what I said to Gong CaiCai! I subconsciously wanted to run. However, the ss leader immediately stood up from her seat seething with anger after just a few words from the loyal dog bro. A ~DONG~ sound resounded, not caring about disrupting the quiet ssroom. Three steps turned into two steps and then she rushed straight to the lectern as if she wanted to kill me. Ye Lin! What kind of vulgar things are you saying to the studymittee member! Due to her drowsiness, the ss leaders eyes werentpletely open yet, but this kind of teeth gnashing expression and half-sleepwalking state is even more scary than usual. I heard that some girls are grouchy right when they wake up. Based on the ss leaders current appearance, shes clearly venting because her sleep was disturbed. Wasnt the one who woke you up loyal dog bro? Go to him if you want someone dead! I will get restless when you stare at me so fiercely! CaiCai, dont be afraid, what did Ye Lin say to you? The ss leader saw that I did not answer her, so she first investigated and obtained evidence from the studymittee member. With the ss leaders support, Gong CaiCai became a little bolder. ss leader, Ye Lin told me... He wanted to give me money... Give you money? Give you money for what? Well... it seems like, he wanted me to use my hands to help him... After Gong CaiCai said that, she blushed and lowered her head and continued to copy the text to calm herself. Hey, you studymittee member, dont just say something halfway! I dont want to use your hand, I want to use your wrtiing! Arent you a 1/16 ethnic minority? Where did the heroic and straightforward actions of your ancestors go to? I held out a hand and put it in between me and the ss leader. ss leader, donte over! Let me exin! The ss leader may have stood up too hastily. She probably had blood rushing to her head and felt dizzy. She stretched out her hand on the lectern for a few seconds and herplexion returned to normal. Seeing that I wanted to exin, she looked at me with the side of her face and tilted her head back slightly. She had a posture of Ill give you 3 seconds, no more. I cleared my throat nervously. I have nothing to do with the studymittee member! The ss leaders gaze was like she was saying nonsense! Well... I just wanted to ask if the studymittee member wanted to make some extra money... She didnt cry earlier, but after Gong CaiCai heard me and the ss leader discussing about her affairs in front of the ss, she might have felt too embarrassed and suddenly leaned down on the checkered square exercise book and cried. Wahh~~~~~~~~~~~ Dont cry! You, and also that first year schoolmittee member, are all schoolmittee members specialized in crying? Youre crying even louder now! Your crying also sounds slightly ethnic! I think your gic gifts are slightly biased! Where the hell is the ssroom discipline! Shoot! The ss leader is ring at me ready to pull out a knife! If any hooligan res at me like that, they definitely want to fight with me to the death! The ss leader supported herself on the ckboard and took one step closer. What? Have you not recovered from hypotension yet? Do you want to vent by killing me even when youre unwell? I subconsciously stepped back and was about to fall off the tform. WhizzC I didnt see the movements of the ss leader and a white object suddenly flew toward my nose. I hurriedly turned my face and the white thing brushed past my eyes. It mmed into the ss of the window behind me and almost broke it. It was the damn ckboard eraser! Were you supporting yourself to get a weapon and not because of hypotension! How could you treat teaching equipment like this! Are you also not cherishing the ss in the ssroom? This is what you have worked hard to maintain! I touched the corner of my eyes. Dam, Im bleeding! Yesterday, those hoodlums didnt even make me bleed. And I ended up bleeding because of you! ShuSha, arent you too scary when you just wake up! It may be because no one has seen the ss leader so violent, the whole ss was dumbstruck and didnt know what to do. I couldnt see Xiao Qins expression from my view point, but the loyal dog bro stood up from his seat and seemed to be nning toe help the ss leader. The ss leader felt that throwing one eraser at me wasnt enough, so she stepped forward and wanted to pick up another ckboard eraser. This eraser was close to me, I cant let the enemy replenish their ammunition this easily. I didnt even think about it, reached out and pressed down on the eraser. I was one step toote, the ss leaders hand arrived first, and I held down the ss leaders hand along with the ckboard eraser. I heard from a movie that snipers pay special attention to maintaining their fingers. I didnt feel anything special about the ss leaders fingers, but the back of her hand was very smooth, as if it had just been soaked in milk. Let go of my hand! The ss leader flew into a rage. But if I let go, youre going to throw the ckboard eraser! You made me see blood on the first hit, the second hit might even be a headshot! I firmly held down her hand and wasnt going to let go no matter what. My strength is not necessarily the greatest among my peers, but there is no problem with controlling a female like the ss leader. The ss leader struggled a few times, but couldnt break free of my grip. She stopped and gasped for a few breaths, her chest undting. It may be my misconception that the ssroom suddenly became very quiet. Although I couldnt see Xiao Qin, but it felt like a murderous aura floated over from her position. I couldnt care about that right now, its more important to survive first. Hey, ss leader, just listen to me first... Suddenly, something ck shed before my eyes. Whenever the ss leader moves quickly, the long hair she drags behind her will always interfere with my sight. Instead of fighting for the ckboard eraser with me, she instead pounced at me ad kicked my lower abdomen! Youre too damn ruthless! If you kicked any further down, Im going to be sterilized! I was already standing on the edge of the tform. After this kick, I lost my bnce and my body couldnt help but fall back. Originally, I was still holding the ss leaders hand. If I wanted to take her down with me, I could have pulled the ss leader and rolled off the tform together. However, if I did, the ss leader would have inevitably fallen into my arms and it would have been bad to be seen by the whole ss (especially Xiao Qin). Thus, I let go of the ss leaders hand with greatpassion. I fell off the bottomless cliff alone. My butt hurt quite a bit. I held the wooden floor and sat myself up and looked at the still angry ss leader on the tform. The ss leader opened her mouth multiple times wanting to say something. But for some reason swallowed her words. She finally pointed at my nose and said: Ye Lin, dont try to get any funny ideas with Gong CaiCai in the future! Shes the eldest daughter of an affluent family, she doesnt need your dirty money! I felt very wronged. ss leader, arent you guys being too unreaonable? I am really... Im really going to get angered to death by you! Also, its not a small amount, its one thousand dors every single time! I felt that I was unlucky as soon as those words came out of my mouth. The contempt and hatred in the ss leaders eyes could no longer be described with words. She grabbed the big triangle ruler on the desk and looked like she was about to stab it towards my heart. The loyal dog bro and Loud Mouth stopped her from behind. ss leader, ss leader! Dont be so angry! Were still in ss and theres so many students watching! Yeah, ss leader, calm down first, we can deal with him in a ce where theres no one around! The ss leader didnt listen and wanted to struggle free. Dont stop me! Let me kill him! I have to kill him for our ss! WhizzC The big triangle ruler was thrown at me as a shuriken. Fortunately, I was already prepared and pped it between my hands and intercepted the concealed weapon midway. It was only 6 cm away from my eyes! Do you really want to take my life that badly! The ss leader who was held down by Loud Mouth and the loyal dog bro, was dragged away while raining curses upon me: Ye Lin! You bastard! I didnt expect you to already be this shameless! Hurry and die! You might as well just be beaten to death by someone in the streets! Just you wait! After I be a detective, the first one I arrest will definitely be you! I will also personally execute you!! Seeing that the ss leader wouldnt calm down no matter what. Loud Mouth and the loyal dog bro exchanged a look and dragged the ss leader into the hallway. I was finally able to sigh in relief. What, is the ss leaders future dream to be a detective? Can you not tell me that kind of thing! Its already very ufortable for me to know that you have a shotgun in your house! I am so tired, and this was only the first lesson of the day. Xiao Qin seemed like she wanted to ask me something. I gotta hurry and run, I wonte back until the second lesson. Chapter 39 – Lobster Alien When I was wandering in the hallway, I heard Loud Mouth and Little Smart quietly talking about the ss leader. Whats wrong with the ss leader today? Not only was she sleeping in ss, she also had gotten so angry... it doesnt really seem like her usual self? I heard that the ss leader and her brother quarreledst night, so she was restraining her anger and didnt sleep at all. A quarrel? Doesnt her little brother listen to her? Eh, that was in elementary school, he got more and more disobedient when he started middle school. I heard thatst night, her brother went out to fight with someone! As for what exactly happened, the ss leader wouldnt say no matter how you asked. Noticing that I was not far behind them, the gossiping duo lowered their voice and Loud Mouth gave me a scram scowl. Eh? ss leader here, youre wrong. Why are you getting angry at me when your brother gets into a fight with someone. Is it because its not just your younger brother disappointing you, do you also think that there are no good men in this world? When the bell was about to ring, I didnt dare to walk into the ssroom through the back door. I was afraid to meet the ss leader who was sitting next to the back door. Lets go in from the front door. As soon as I opened the front door, I saw the ss leader holding a broom and was sweeping near the lectern with her head lowered. Because she threw a ckboard eraser and a triangle ruler and messed up important teaching tools, I guess you have to take responsibility to clean it up yourself? Gong CaiCai whispered something to the ss leader, it seemed she wanted to go help, but did not get her consent. Ill do it myself, it was my fault. She regained her usual cool-headed voice, but it included a bit of sadness. The ss leaders deste silhouette was quite self-punishing. Because she was bending her waist and sweeping the floor, her long hair flowed down, blocking her nose and mouth, and I could only see the ss leaders eyes from where I stood. What a sad pair of eyes! The dark circles under her eyes due to ack of sleep and the depths of her eyes were filled with self-criticism and me for her violent behavior. Under the morning sun shining through the front windows, there is a shiny drop of unidentified material in the corner of her eyes. Did she cry? No way, right? Arent you the justice devil that goes around upholding fairness. If you also cry, what are you going to use to protect the weak? Whats more, didnt you say you were going to be a detective and bring bad people like me to justice? A female detectives tears wont be a deterrent to criminals! I carefully stepped over the threshold of the ssroom door. The ss leader couldnt have not seen me, but unexpectedly she didnt say anything to me. It seems that what I do has nothing to do with her anymore. The following math ss clearly onlysts 45 minutes, but for me it felt like 45 days. The ss leader didnt lie on her desk and sleep. She held her head with one hand and squinted at the ckboard in the distance with her panda eyes. Her brow was furrowed as if linear functions were confusing for her. Xiao Qin also stared at the ckboard, like she was fascinated by linear functions. I say, can you guys not look at linear functions like this? The math teacher is already feeling uneasy getting stared at by you two! Especially Xiao Qin, if you get a headache because of factorization, can you even understand this ckboard filled with linear functions? You actually dont understand, right? Not even a bit, right? If you dont understand, why the hell do you have such a happy expression! A ckboard full of knowledge that you dont understand, if you were just a little studious, shouldnt you be crying already? Girls are too scary, you cant guess what they are thinking whatsoever. Its quiet, the ssroom is so quiet. It seems like the oppressive atmosphere affected the entire ss. Every once in a while, someone will look back at thest row. I dont know if theyre looking at me or the ss leader. The math teacher is probably also puzzled. Todays ssroom discipline is surprisingly good, making him embarrassed to ask about it. It cost me half my life to endure until the end of ss. The most frightening thing was that the ss was clearly already over, and the student on duty has already erased the chalk on the ckboard, yet Xiao Qin was still staring in the direction of the ckboard. Holy crap! Shes still holding her pen and copying something into her book? What are you copying! What do you see on a ckboard with no words? Do you want to scare me to death! The ss leader walked out of the ssroom with her head down as soon as ss ended as if she had something important to do. I also crept out of the back door. Dont get me wrong, Im not going to follow the ss leader. Im not interested at all in where shes going or what shes going to do. Even if she really cried, it wasnt me that made her cry. Who told these girls to not properly listen to me. I clearly just wanted to introduce them to a job that could make money easily, but they made it seem like I was openly buying sexual favors in the ssroom. Why is it so difficult to be a good person these days! After the end of the second ss, theres a break between sses. If you escape the radio exercise, you will have 30 minutes of free time. I flipped over the back wall and prepared to look around the nearby small bookstores to see if there were any simplified version of the Bible. Although the n to get a studentmittee member to help copy is definitely ruined, but Ille up with an idea. Ill think about it after I buy the simplified version of the bible. I dont want to mess up what Ai Mi requested me to do. Its not that Ai Mi has a high position in my mind, but I feel that if I failed the mission, Ai Mis ridicule will definitely make me lose face. At the end of the snack street, there is a bookstore in a semi-basement, which mainly sells teaching reference books. It is said that H Manga and adult films can also be bought in the secretpartment. Thinking about it, theyre halfway in the same trade as my family. The music of the tenth set of radio exercises came from far away. Seeing that I entered the store at this time, the boss sized me up, and reckoned that I couldnt havee to buy a reference book. What kind of films do you want? I have all kinds of films. The store owner was very confident about his stores inventory. Do I look that much like someone thats buying an adult film? Im not bragging, but I have loads of adult film and H Manga at home! I came to buy a book, is there a simplified version of the Old Testament? Eh? The owner was astonished. The full name is the Holy Bible, Old Testament, which is equivalent to the upper part of the Bible. Do you have it here? The owner took a breath. I have a Darkness Bible, and its the full series, unofficial biography, special works... Eh? Young man, dont leave! I must be going crazy toe to this degenerate ce to buy the old testament. Finally, I bought 10 checkered squared books in an another stationery store. After returning to the sports field, there was still 10 minutes before ss. I didnt know what to do for a while, so I put my hands in my pockets and looked at the white clouds in the sky. Stop dazing out and go apologize! I was very bbergasted that someone dared to talk to me like this. I looked down and realized it was the overbearing Loud Mouth. Youre quite gutsy, huh? Who do you want me to apologize to? I made a hoodlum expression, but it seemsed to bepletely ineffective for Loud Mouth. Of course its apologizing to the ss leader! Look at how you angered her! Im not going! Its not like I did anything wrong! I wasnt willing to show any weakness. Loud Mouth squeezed her nose and eyes together. Do you know? After ss, the ss leader went to look for teacher Yu. Ah? Why was she looking for the teacher in charge of the ss? Even if she was going to tattletale on me, Im not afraid of her! Loud Mouth sighed. It wasnt toin, the ss leader went to resign... Resignation? Is she not going to be the ss leader anymore? Was it because she took the lead in breaking ssroom discipline, hit her ssmate, so she feels that shes not qualified to be the ss leader? But if youre not the ss leader, who else will stand to uphold justice? Nobody has been bullied in the second grade ss 3. Isnt that all thanks to you? Is this rted to what happenedst night? Because your brother didnt listen to you and went out to fight, so you felt that you hadpletely failed both as a sister and as a ss leader. Was it to the extent that you wanted to renounce yourself and give up your spot? Stop joking! Theres no one more suitable in our ss to be the ss leader than you! If you are not the ss leader, I wouldnt even know what to call you! No matter how many difficulties you encounter, clench your teeth and endure it! So... did the teacher in charge of our ss agree? I tried to not let myself show my worried expression. How could teacher Yu agree? Loud Mouthughed out loud. If Shu Sha wasnt the ss leader, teacher Yu wouldnt even be able to control the students in our ss! So the expression on teacher Yus face at the time was even more anxious than your current expression Whos anxious! Stop speaking drivel... Hearing that Shu Sha will continue to be the ss leader in the future, I felt slightly more settled. Go apologize! Loud Mouth steadily harassed me. Why should I apologize? Its not like she actually resigned as the ss leader! Hmph, itll be toote to apologize when she actually resigns! Loud Mouth earnestly lectured me: Im telling you, this time Shu Sha really wanted to resign. If was only because of teacher Yus persuasions that she agreed to continue working for a while longer. If she wants to resign, then resign. Would she not resign just because I apologized? Its not like its my fault...Ow, What are you doing! Loud Mouth actually pinched my arm. You actually dared to get handsy, are you not afraid of me hitting you! It really hurts! Ye Lin, why are you so childish? You cant even go andfort a girl you angered to tears? When she said this, she still hasnt let go of her hand that was pinching me, as if she would exert more strength if i didnt agree. Stop joking! I dont think of Shu Sha as a girl! Eh? Then what do you think of her as? Loud Mouth asked curiously and at the same time threateningly tightened her hand on the flesh under my clothes. What else? The ss leader! Loud Mouth exerted even more strength. Stop pinching! Stop fucking pinching! Stop pinching you future Judo athlete! If you pinch anymore, my flesh is going to fall off! I dont care how you see the ss leader, just go apologize. I wont! Ive never apologized to anyone before! Stop putting on an act, is it harder than fighting against five people alone? Just help her a bit the next time the ss leader is holding teaching aids, you can help, or simply treat the ss leader to some fast food. Dont you have a lot of money? A lot of money, your mom! The money I have to hire someone to copy the Bible is all Ai Mis money! Of course, I dont feel bad about spending that American brats money! My allowance isnt as much as you think! Although our online store is very shameful, all the money we earn is the hard work of honestbor! However, listening to this, the misunderstandings that urred in the ssroom with Gong CaiCai seems to have been solved. I didnt really say anything vulgar, but its because of loyal dog bros embellishments that the ss leader is so angry, right? It seems like until I halfheartedly say that I might find an opportunity to apologize, Loud Mouth wont release my hand. Its already Friday, Ill give you another week. If I still havent heard that you apologized to the ss leader by next Friday... She stared at me while moving her right hand like a lobster. Tsk, what of it! At best, Ill find a chance to help Shu Sha to move some stuff and murmur, Dont be angry. Who cares if she hears it or not, its fine as long as I apologize! In contrast, Xiao Qins state is more worrying... Chapter 40 – Unscientific Thing The next ss happened to be teacher Yus English ss. Teacher Yu reluctantly walked in through the front door with Shu Sha following close behind, he was also holding a thick stack of exam questions in his hand. Is he going to do a pop quiz? Or is he announcing the grades ofst times quiz? Can I break through the 10-point mark this time? Although it seems that Xiao Qin has good English grades, but in her current state, even if she lets me copy Im not courageous enough! Teacher Yu, can I ? After Shu Sha put the test questions on the podium, she did not immediately return to her seat, but solemnly requested teacher Yu. Teacher Yu had no choice but to nod. It turned out that Shu Sha was going to self-criticize herself in front of the ss. First, a deep bow, her drooping hair almost touched the floor. Everyone I am very sorry. Im the ss leader, yet I forgot my own position and did such a thing duringnguage ss. I should have immediately resigned as the ss leader... But I couldnt endure the ss teachers urge for me to stay, I can only shamelessly continue for a while longer... If anyone wants to take over my job, I will immediately give up the position... Her head was lowered throughout the entire course of events and her attitude was very sincere. Loud Mouth red at me from a distance and used her thumb to point at the apologizing ss leader. It seemed like she was saying, You said that you wouldnt apologize? Look at how shes apologizing! Looking at the ss leader humiliating herself, I blushed a little. Cant believe that you can bow! Wasnt I the one that disrupted ssroom discipline first, so why didnt you mention me? Couldnt you have just pushed all the me on me? Youre the ss leader! Its akin to the boss position in the world of gangsters. The students in the ss are equivalent to your underlings. How can a boss apologize to their underlings? Is the standard of justice in your heart the most strict on yourself? Really, serves you right for working so tirelessly, even if you really be a detective captain one day, you will sooner orter die from overworking. After the ss leader finished, she raised her head slightly, hoping that someone coulde out and rmend themselves as the new ss leader. Of course, no one will raise their hands. Managing the second year ss (3) is no easy job. Just me alone is enough to induce a headache. The ssroom was silent and the teacher who was standing on the podium already couldnt stand the awkwardness. The loyal dog bro suddenly dismally shouted from the back: ss leader, are you not going to look after us anymore? Stimted by his words, the ssmates in the ss also uttered their voices: Dont! Youve lead our ss since first year, were already used to it! Dont be discouraged! We will always support the ss leader! Whats wrong with being a bit more ferocious as the ss leader? Do you want to be like ss 1 and let a pushover be a ss leader in name? Thats right! I heard that because the ss 1 ss leader didnt do anything, there was a girl who got bullied a lot! If you resign, people in our ss will be bullied! In short, it was a one-sided support for the ss leader to continue and asionally mixed with the Ye Lin go die slogan. I dont know which guy shouted that. Gong CaiCai may have felt that the ss leaders resignation was her fault. She was unable to get over it and actually lied on the table and cried. Thess leader didnt know what to do, she could only pat her head and console her. Teacher Yu also stood on the podium and persuaded the ss leader to not resign. It kind of felt like that if she wasnt going to be the ss leader, he wouldnt be the ss teacher either. Finally, the ss leader decided to work for a while longer, until everyone selected a more suitable ss leader. Cant choose it! In my opinion, other than Shu Sha, the only one who would dare take over the second year ss (3) is the number one loyal dog sses bro. But the loyal dog bro is a die-hard supporter of Shu Sha and will never run against Shu Sha for ss leader. The next time that Shu Sha says she wont be ss leader anymore, Ill raise my hand and say to the teacher: If shes not going to do it, Ill do it! I dont believe you would let a criminal lead the second year ss (3)! I have to provoke your sense of responsibility of saving people! The ss leaders affairs came to an end and the teacher asked the English ss representative to hand out thest test. Ah, I only got 6 points, they were also all wild guesses on multiple choice questions. Heavens! Why didnt China unify the world before I was born? If China was the only country in the world, I wouldnt have to learn this pain of anguage! Xiao Qin didnt transfer schools yet when we had outst quiz, so of course she didnt have any test papers. Teacher Yu began to exin the questions on the ckboard, I secretly nced at Xiao Qins expression. Wait, what am I so worried about? Even if I openly touched the ss leaders hand innguage ss, I dont have to have that big of a guilty conscience, right? That was legitimate self-defense! Its not like I have an affair with the ss leader... Even if there was an affair, what does that have to do with you? Youre at best my childhood friend. I never agreed to let you be my girlfriend, its just your one-sided love... What reason do you have to flip out at me! I had a slightly fierce expression when I looked over, I thought I would meet Xiao Qins wrath head on, but that didnt happen. Xiao Qin quietly copied the questions on the ckboard, but there was a hint of lingering sorrow in her eyes. Noticing that I was paying attention to her. Xiao Qin opened her lips slightly and seemed to have wanted to say something, but didnt say anything. On the contrary, I was pressured by the depressing atmosphere and opened my mouth first: Hey, whats with that face? Did I wrong you in any way? Xiao Qin froze for a second, then slowly turned to me and tried to squeeze out a smile and said to me: No! I wont be unhappy no matter what Ye Lin ssmate does! Dont say that! Dont say thoseforting words while youre smiling on the outside yet bleeding on the inside! I would feel much better if you just punch me as Little Tyrant! But, but there is still something I want to know, Ye Lin ssmate, Dont tell me... do you like the ss leader? Although Xiao Qins expression would make one sympathize with her, I know that this is not the time to bepassionate. Master Gu Long once said that often times men will fall in love with women because of pity and sympathy. Youll be Ren XiaoQins captive if you cant steel your heart. Hmph, even if I like the ss leader, what does it have to do with you? I think that if I had a mirror, my current face would be very scummy. Xiao Qin made a oh sound and lowered her head for a long time. She inserted four fingers into her sideburns and pretended tob her hair, but was actually blocking her eyes. After a long time, she spoke in a tone of sudden realization: Thats right... its not like Im Ye Lin ssmates girlfriend... Although I shamelessly get involved with Ye Lin ssmate every day, it only made Ye Lin ssmate hate me more and more... If I want to intervene with Ye Lin ssmates personal friends, Ye Lin ssmate would hate me even more... I... isnt it better if I just disappear? Ah! Something glistening flowed down the back of her left hand! Thats cheating! Youre not allowed to bombard me with your tears! Although Xiao Qins current expression has beenpletely blocked, but her tears and tone have made me unable to stand it! You, dont you cry! I didnt say anything like wanting you to disappear! But, but you said it! When I passed you the note on the first day, you said that you wished for me to disappear immediately! Eh? Did I really say that? But I already forgot! Do girls have really good memory for thing like this? Hey, dont be sad, even if I said that, it was unintentional! Xiao Qins spirit was raised a bit and she looked at me tearfully. That, then, is it okay if I dont disappear right away? Her tone was like she was a little snowman built in the winter and is currently appealing to the sun under the clear skies of spring. I was speechless and could only nod. Xiao Qin wiped her tears with her sleeves, as if my nod of approval gave her great courage. Thank you, then let me spend some more time by Ye Lin ssmates side before I disappear! Whats with this atmosphere of life and death parting! I dont want to act in a bitter love drama with you! Hurry up and do something to change the atmosphere! Thats right! The bible! Faced with such an unscientific situation, its a good opportunity for something extremely unscientific like the Bible to enter! I took out the traditional version of the Old Testament from my bag and told Xiao Qin that I hoped she could help me copy it onto the the square checkered book, I also told her the specific requirements. Xiao Qin didnt even ask me what was the point of copying such a thing. Instead, it was the happiest moment in her life since she had an opportunity to help me. That wasnt a expression where she was just praised, it looked like she was almost moved to tears. Is it that easy for me to make you feel happy or sad? I kind of feel sorry for her. I didnt even tell her that there was a remuneration for copying this thing, and it was quite a bit too. It was like I was a foreman that embezzled Xiao Qins sry. Lets tell her somewhere that doesnt stir up emotions as much. Anyway, Ai Mi, the payer, hasnt given me the money yet. Hey, dont write too neatly! The writing should be slightly softer and immature! So that theres room for improvement next time! Hearing that Ill find her again to help. Xiao Qin nodded happily and tried to copy ording to my requirements. The 5 pages of traditional Chinese were finished very quickly. Based on how easy it looked for Xiao Qin, it seems like shes written traditional characters before. The other 5 pages of simplified character was also copied by Xiao Qin with ease. She copied ording to the traditional text, the characters automatically changing to simplified under her pen. Although she wasnt good in the sciences, but shes very impressive in humanities! It seems like shes the exact opposite of me. After she finished copying, she checked it over and respectfully handed it to me with both hands. She waited anxiously for me to inspect it. Seeing that I turned the page, Xiao Qin asked nervously: What about it? Did I make any mistakes? Am I going to be spanked if I made a mistake? It was copied very well, both neat and deliberately imitating a childs immaturity. I have seen Ai Mis writing and it does look somewhat simr, Ai Mis mother shouldnt be able to see through it. And since Xiao Qin started talking to me about porn again, it shows that she has returned to normal. I am also quite unfortunate to have a childhood friend that talks to you about porn when they return to normal. I nodded and said that the copy was very good, Xiao Qin smiled happily. Ye, Ye Lin ssmate, do I get a reward for copying these? There is! Ill pay you after handing these books over to Ai Mi! I wanted to n out what I was going to say, in order to not say something like one thousand dors per time that is easy to misunderstand. Xiao Qin took the first step and asked: I dont want anything else, can Ye Lin ssmate please help me fix my mothers notebook tomorrow! I beg you! Ten fingers sped together and her eyes were shining. It was difficult for me to refuse. I guess since Ive already taken care of the checkered book problem, I will hand it over to Ai Mi tomorrow morning and then go to Xiao Qins house to repair theputer in the afternoon! Really, I cant rx even on a day off. Chapter 41 – Infiltration Plan Nothing major happened on Friday and it passed without a hitch. Its really a blessing in all this misfortune. Apart from the big loss, Eunuch Cao, who ran to me during lunch break and said to me with a smile: Congrattions to Master! I knew that he wouldnt say anything good, but whos fault is it that I dont have many friends? If I didnt listen to Eunuch Caos nonsense, I had to listen to Xiao Qin talking about porn. Fortunately, Xiao Qin went to the cafeteria and hasnt returned yet. What puzzled me was that she went to eat with the ss leader. Although I didnt have any thoughts, but from Xiao Qins perspective, wouldnt the ss leader be her rival in love? Is it okay to get so intimate with a rival? Or is Xiao Qin going to do something that I havent thought about? Im a little worried about how Xiao Qin and the ss leader will get along. Jie Jie Jie Jie, leader Ye, why do you look so worried? Its clearly a happy thing! Vile creature, where is this happinessing from? Jie Jie Jie Jie, today in thenguage ss, although the ss leader was exchanging blows with you... but ording to this disciples observation, the ss leader is hiding her shyness through anger and her eyes are filled with love. Sooner orter she will fall under masters tyranny. In this way, including Master Xiao Qin, the master will have one flower in each arm and the day when you can pick any girl from second year ss (3) will be just around the corner! I frowned at him with squinting eyes, to see if he dared to continue. Master, you are wise and martial, and have excellent methods. This disciple extremely admires them. In the future, they will not be inferior to founder Guan Xi, you will open up new territory and do something great! The founder of our sect was Edison Chen? Howe I dont remember him teaching me martial arts? Also open up territory? Are you expanding territory on other peoples wives? This kind of sinister evil sect that undermines family unity, I dont want to pass it on! Its better to go extinct! Lets start with Cao JingShen you big loss! I spat at Cao JingShen. Hmph, you analyzed it very well, now you can go eat shit. I honorably ept masters orders. Cao JingShen bowed deeply and smiled and shifted backwards out of the ssroom. If he ever gets sent back to the Qing Dynasty as an eunuch, hell probably be able to achieve a high position. After returning home, I saw that Dad was stir-frying green beans in the kitchen. I walked in front of thendline telephone in the living room and dialed Ai Mis mobile phone number first. No one answered after five rings. Ai Mi said that she always has her phone on her. If she didnt immediately pickup, shes probably somewhere where its inconvenient to talk. Maybe its because her bodyguard is next to her right now? That gay Peng TouSi is Ai Mis mothers loyal dog, he will certainly not condone Ai Mis cheating on the writing practice. I need to try something else, so I dialed Xing Xings phone number. The boss of the five tigers punishment squad told me more than once that if I needed something, I should definitely look for him. I wasnt a friend if I didnt. He seemed very sincere, so I reluctantly hit him up. The phone was picked up after only 1 ring. Big Brother Ye! Big Brother Ye! Is that you? You actually called us! Xing Xings voice was very emotional and I had no choice but to move my ear away from the phone. Un, its me, I need you to help me with something... Okay! As long as Big Brother Yemands, we brothers arent afraid of anything, we shant shirk responsibility! Big Brother Ye, where are we going to hack people this time? Do you think the only reason Ill look for you is to hack people? Also, this time? Have we ever done that before? Dont say that I wont bring my younger brothers to hack people. Even if I was really going to go hack people, I wont bring you five pieces of rubbish! I think that Loud Mouth from ss is even stronger than you guys! Its not about hacking people. Dont get so excited. I just wanted to ask whether if you had any good ways if an outsider student wanted to get into QingZi Academy? Eh? Big Brother Ye, you want toe to our school? Which blind idiot is guilty of offending you? You dont have to do it yourself! Just one sentence, and we five brothers will go and hack him up! All this idiot Xing Xing talks about is hacking people, they really should look in the mirror to see how much their fighting power is. The lesser fighting experience one has, when they havent had the experience of getting stabbed, the more one likes to talk about hacking people. It should have originally been a very simple task to hand over the practice books to Ai Mi, I didnt even have to go myself. However, if I let the five tiger punishment squad to handle it for me, I just cant have a peace of mind. Whats more, the lesser people that know about Ai Mis cheating, the better. So I simply said that I had to find a girl in QingZi Academy and personally hand her something. I asked if they know of a way where I could avoid the security guard at the school gate. Xing Xing froze for a second, after a while he spoke with an understanding tone: Big Brother Ye, youve changed your target! Youre not chasing after that girl with surname Ren? I guess so, you can afford it, I admire you! But its not easy to get close to our schools girls apartment building... You dont have to worry abut how I get to the girls apartment building, you guys are just responsible for bringing me past the school gate. Yes, yes! Big Brother Ye is definitely experienced, we were worrying needlessly! I could hear people lively discussing something on the other side of the phone: Didnt I say that Big Brother Ye is a giant among men? No matter which heavily-guarded female bedroom, Big Brother Ye can easily pry it open! Right! Dont underestimate this trick, a lot of martial arts masters want to learn this, but Big Brother Ye still does not teach them! What kind of giant among men am I! Your mom that martial expert learns breaking doors and picking locks! Also, a secretive trick? Really, do you really think Im the sessor of the flower stealing sect! We finally agreed to first let Xing Xing prepare until Im able to contact Ai Mi and then tell them the specific time. Just as I hung up the phone, it rang again. Hello, this is the Happy Valley Love Shop... I subconsciously thought it was a customer of the online store. Love your sister!! Ai Mis violent voice rang from the receiver. I almost went deaf. Manservant! Why didnt you pick up! Ai Mi questioned. Hey, you were the one who didnt pick up first, okay? Since you were busy I contacted someone else first. Of course you wouldnt be able to phone in when the line is busy! Ai Mi snorted, she probably did not think of anything particrly suitable to swear at me. For a moment, I could only hear her soft breathing through the phone. It seemed to be a sweet breathing sound, which makes people feel at ease andfort. It also had a dream-like feeling that removed one from reality. That, the thing of the square, did you take care of it yet? Its done, when are you able toe pick it up? Whos going to pick it up! Im very busy! Youe and deliver it! I knew she would say that. So, can I still make it if I bring it tomorrow morning? No! Bring it tonight! I want it now! Eh? I havent even had dinner yet! What dinner! You havent even resolved your masters matters, yet you have the face to eat as a manservant!? She started to bepletely unreasonable again. Sometimes, I really want to beat this little brat. But I didnt retort over the phone. Dad had already finished cooking and was shoveling food into his mouth while looking at me curiously. I promised Ai Mi that I would bring over her stuff tonight, 8 oclock at thetest. Ai Mi also told me about the location and general situation of the girls apartment building. I still think that I should go after I finish dinner. Ai Mi is neither a rtive nor friend, why should I work so hard for her? Xiao Lin? Dad looked at me thoughtfully and called me. Xiao Lin, do you have a date? What date! I need to bring cheating materials over to that brat who still smells of breast milk! Dad, can you not be so gossipy? You finished Scientific American, right? Once you see Ai Mi, youll know how unscientific Americans are! What date, someone just asked me to help with some misceneous tasks. Oh, then dont eat at home, go out and eat. Eh? Dad, how could you drive your son out of the house! I just took a call, its not like I did something heartless. Why arent you letting me eat today? Seeing my face full of doubts, Dad frowned. Actually, I put too much salt, I feel like Im going to die when eating it... Then why are you still eating! Ill eat some, If I really cant do it, I will go make some instant noodles. Ever since I read the reportage of the North Korean Documentary a few days ago, I always feel guilty to waste food... Thats right, the entirety of North Korea only has two fat people, Kim Jong Il and Kim Jong-un. One died 2 years ago, so of course food is precious. I guess I have no choice, I did a final check of the checkered practice books in my bag, took the extra things out of the bag and waited for 20 minutes before I went downstairs. I also received a call from Xing Xing earlier, saying that when it was all done, he would pick me up in a car. I walked to themunity gate and saw a silver-gray BMW. The driver was the same as the one I metst time, a middle-aged uncle with few words. Xing Xing sat in the passenger seat and reached out from the window to call me. Big Brother Ye, here! Over here! I pulled open the door of the back seat and threw myself in. I only saw Xing Xing and the driver and did not see the other four. Big Brother Ye, the brothers wanted toe over, but I dont think we need that many people if we arent going to hack anyone, so I let them stay. Well done, the matters of bringing something to Ai Mi should be as secretive as possible. After the car started driving in the direction of QingZi Academy, Xing Xing handed over a bulging business handbag from the front seat. Big Brother Ye, I brought you a set of QingZi Academys school uniform. The size should be fine, please give it a tryter. I opened the handbag and saw a brown student suit. Theres also a school badge that students often wear, its in the outermost pocket. Xing Xing introduced to me in anticipation. I touched it, and there was indeed a small metal badge that can be ced in the palm of my hand. The shape is simr to that of the Chinese Armed Police, a shield with a narrowed bottom. When I took out the school badge, I also took out a strip of something. I took a closer look and it turned out to be a strip of 12 Durex. My face instantly turned dark. Xing Xing was acting like a henchmen and giving me a look, that means: How about it, is that enough for you to use tonight? I threw it right out the window. Ahh a sharp scream, I looked in the rearview mirror and saw an unlucky girl who was blinded by the string of condoms. I really didnt do it on purpose. Fortunately, she was walking on the sidewalk and not riding a bicycle, or else someone would have died. Seeing that I threw the condoms out, Xing Xing opened his mouth and had a even more respectful tone: Big Brother Ye! I really want to call you big brother! You are too fierce! What do you mean? I dont know what he meant. Do you even have to ask! In this day and age, everyone is afraid of making a life or getting sick. Only you dare to fight it head on! I think that Xing Xing should be thrown into the st furnace along with Eunuch Cao and humanely destroy them. Lets first try on this set of QingZi Academys school uniform. Although I may show some flesh when I change clothes, what am I afraid of as a man? Its not immoral for me to take it off, whoever looks is immoral. It just so happens theres a red light ahead. Ill take it off first. Chapter 42 – Safely Entered You dont say, QingZi Academys school unifroms material is actually a little better than 28 Middles sportswear. The size Xing Xing chose was quite urate. Other than it being slightly tight around the cuffs and the back of the knees, it was fairly well-fitting. It was hard not to be seen by Xing Xing and the driver in the rearview mirror when changing, but they arent gay like Peng TouSi, so I wouldnt suffer even if I was being looked at. Big Brother Ye, your pecs and abs are really awesome! Xing Xing eximed in admiration. Even if I was wearing a ck sports tank top, you can still see that Ive worked hard on my chest and abdomen. This is nothing, Im most proud of the muscles on my back and shoulders. Sometimes when Im taking a shower, I will twist my body and take a look at myself in the mirror. This behavior is quite narcissistic, dont let anyone know. Tsk, Xing Xing, if you want a good figure, you can just follow me every day and run around DongShanke three times. No way! Someone like me would be dead tired after half ap! We chatted idly and the car has already arrived at the entrance of QingZi Academy. Quite a grand door, it was just a school, yet it was built like the Arc de Triomphe in Paris. There was a marble pir on the right and left side, three pots of expensive nts on the left and right side and a row of high wattage lights hanging from above. When the sun sets, the school gate will shine brightly and blind your eyes. In short, the three words We have money are written inside and outside. They even have three entrances. The two small doors on the side are for pedestrians, therge door in the middle is for cars. The QingZi Education Group under QinZi Academy, includes both middle and high school. Theres arge age gap between the students, you can see many tall and short unevenly matched students entering and leaving the school. Xing Xing said that QingZi Education Group is a veryrge chain education organization with branches in 36 cities across the country. I dont know why, but the CEO of this group pays special attention to this branch school in this city and personally came to this school to be the principal. Theres nothing special about our city, be it the economy, the history, or the transportation. Even if we had a war, this would be thest ce to be bombed, why would hee here to be the principal? Because the chairman is also the principal, this citys QingZi Academy is particrly impressive, whether if it is spending money or doing other things. A couple of years ago, because of a problem of expanding thend for school buildings, there was awsuit against DongShan No. 1. Although Dongshan No. 1 lost thewsuit, they are a high school, and there were several that could fight in the school. Therefore, the students of QingZi Academy were quite unlucky, even the athletes in the high school are not necessarily opponents of the barbarians from Dongshan No.1. Because of this, the security guards of the QingZi Academy will carefully check the personnel and vehicles entering the school. The starting point for the establishment of this boarding school is to manage children for the rich. If the child is beaten by someone from an outside school, the security couldnt afford to take responsibility. Thinking about it, when I was holding the potatoes and onions and prevented Xing Xing from being killed, it might have even helped these security guards. I was sitting in the back seat of the car and was quite proud of being a benefactor. The security guards in 28 Middle all wear very simple ck security uniforms, they dont even have hats. In contrast with QingZi Academy, whether it is the guard at the gate or the patrolling guards, they were all wearing berets, military belts, stun guns on their waists, the special police boots, like the Flying Tigers in Hong Kong movies. One of the Flying Tigers member approached the window and looked at the drivers seat and the passengers. When he saw me, he froze momentarily. Maybe because he felt that I looked unfamiliar, but Xing Xing sat in the front and pressed him: Hurry up! Can you afford to take responsibility for dying my big brother? Seeing Xing Xing, a bossy and domineering student calling me big brother, the security guard did not dare be rash. He waved his hand and let hispanion raise the bar. When we were passing, the security guard raised his hand and saluted with a straight posture. I suddenly thought of about Andy Laus lines in A World Without Thieves so I lowered the window, patted the rear door and shouted at him: What are you saluting for? Do you think that everyone who drives a BMW is a good person? The security guard bitterly smiled and didnt dare to answer the voice, but some of the students who wereing in and out of the schoolughed. The car slid into the depths of the school in an instant and stopped at therge parking lot on the right side of the school building. I got out of the car, slung my bag over my arm, and corrected the school badge on my chest. I took a look at the various buildings. After a while, I began to speak: Where is thisC? I feel as useless as the Ai Mi that got lost. Big brother, this is the No. 1 teaching building... Xing Xing showed me a smile and couldntugh, and showed me a colorful leaflet. On the back of the leaflet is a map of QingZi Academy. From the map, I am about 500 meters away from the middle schools girls apartment building. Its so damn far! You think youre so amazing just because your school is big? If you dont have a car, even if you were just going to the school gate and back, it would be a one kilometer trip! As for Ai Mis physical strength, if she wanted to shake off the driver and Peng TouSi ande meet me secretly, she might die halfway! No, shell definitely die halfway! Ai Mi has a terrible sense of direction and would definitely get lost where no one can find her. Shell then die alone while miserably fantasizing about the taste of potato chips! Suddenly I felt that it wasnt too excessive when Ai Mi asked me to deliver the goods. I borrowed Xing Xings phone and dialed Ai Mis number. Hey? Are you free? I heard flowing water from Ai Mis side. Eh? Manservant? So soon? I was worried that the security guard wont let you enter the school! Tsk, my face looks so affable, the security guard knew I was definitely a good person and let me in. Anyways, not going to talk about useless stuff, where can I find you? Seeing my impatient tone, Xing Xing raised a thumb to the driver on the side, and whispered: Did you hear that uncle Zhang? My big brother is just that firm when picking up girls! The driver that was called uncle Zhangughed but did not speak. Ai Mi told me that she lived in apartment building No. 8, the window of the bedroom was facing the flower bed, and there was a wall covering nearby. If I broke in through there, I wouldnt be discovered by Peng TouSi. She also told me to hurry up and said that she can guarantee its safe within the next 20 minutes. After 20 minutes, the gymnastics teacher wille over. Another burst of water sounds, Ai Mi warned me to hurry up and then hung up. I put down my phone and asked how to get to apartment building No. 8. Apartment No. 8? There is no apartment building No. 8 in our school? Xing Xing was bbergasted and scared. Eh? Dont tell me apartment builiding No.8 is Aranya Temple and Ai Mi is a female ghost? I have never heard of any female ghost who goes crazy wanting to eat potato chips! Uncle Zhang suddenly said: Could it be the VIP building? The VIP building is indeed No. 8, but the people in the school dont call it that. Xing Xing made an expression of sudden realization: So its the VIP building thats not right either! How is it not right? The VIP building has a total of two floors and 15 rooms. It used to be where the leaders would stay when they came for inspections. Now the leaders like to live in the hotel downtown, so no one lives in the VIP building! Isnt there a girl who came from the US that lives there? I reminded him. Xing Xing pped his forehead. Ah! I remembered! There were a few foreigners who came on Tuesday night! The principal personally received them! The leading ck bodyguard was like King Kong! Their car isnt even sold in China! I dont know much about cars. I only knew that Ai Mis car was a few streets ahead of a BMW, basically on the same level as the Batmobile. Big Brother Ye, the little blonde girl sitting in the car seems to be called Ai Mier. Shes living in our school for the time being, because she came to China to film! Thats right, although I couldnt get too close, but this little girls appearance is simply impossible! Eh? Thats a new way of describing someones appearance! Yes, that is... Xing Xing did not find a suitable vocabry for a long time. Anyways, she didnt look human, she looked like a fairy! Uncle Zhangughed out loud. It was not surprising, Xing Xing looked quite funny when racking his brain looking for a word. Tsk, uncle Zhang, dontugh at me, you didnt see it. If you were able to see her appearance, you wouldnt be able tough anymore! Xing Xings lips twitched. He suddenly took a cold breath and shivered while turning to face me, as if he understood something. Big Brother Ye! Is it possible that youre looking for Ai Mier? Yes, Im looking for Ai Mi. I openly confessed. Are you already at the point where youre using her pet name! Xing Xings eyes were shocked to the point where they were bulging out. He didnt talk for a long time, he barely breathed and looked like he was going to die. Suddenly, he dropped to his knees. Uncle Zhang and I were both shocked. In the past, only Cao JingShen has kneeled in front of me, so I subconsciously asked: Why hast thou subject pay respects? Xing Xing bowed his head and seriously criticized himself: Big Brother Ye! I used to think that although I couldntpare to you in fighting, Ive at least picked up more girls than you... I didnt expect you to be hiding such things! Ive lost! Ivepletely lost! Big brother, you look for quality and not quantity! Wemon people are far too inferior! But... I have a word as the younger brother, I want you to listen even if you may not like it! I nodded and expressed that theres no harm in him saying it. Xing Xing suddenly changed into a very worried expression. Big Brother Ye, this younger brother thinks, you should take it easy... What do you mean? That is... youre not the same thin noodle like us. You are so fierce, and Ai Mis little body cant handle your torment! If you dont take it easy, you might even kill her! Get lost !! I found that when facing Xing Xing or Cao JingShen, I cant be civilized even if I want to be. Its probably not too polite to curse at their young master in front of uncle Zhang, but he waved his hand to show that he did not mind. I guess hes probably already used to Xing Xings conducts. I have no time to exin, 20 minutes will pass in a blink of an eye. I found the location of the VIP building on the map, informed them and started running. Ai Mi must be waiting anxiously? Chapter 43 – Happily Petting the Dog I wandered around until I finally found the VIP building. It was actually quite easy to find, there was a clear distance that separates it from the surrounding buildings, its probably to prevent the VIPs from being disturbed. From the outside, the decoration was actually quite nice. It was not as shy as the school gate. Although it only has two floors, itbined the positive points of both Oriental and Western design. Even if the US president lived here, it wouldnt negatively affect his reputation. Its not so much an apartment, but rather a hotel. No wonder students wouldnt know the name apartment No. 8. Someone was standing guard at the main entrance (dressed like the Flying Tigers), and the entire area was surrounded by a red wall about the height of a person. Thinking about it, Ai Mi is really unreliable when ites to nning things out. First, she never thought about how I would pass through the school gate. Second, she never even thought about how I would get over this wall. I guess I have to solve everything myself! You damned Americans that cant n anything out, one day, you will be solved by the tenacity of the Celestial Empire people! Fortunately, this wall was not that high, I can easily get over it. I first threw a small pebble to test the waters and listened to see if I can hear the footsteps of any patrollers, then I threw my bag over the wall, still no signs of being discovered. I stepped back and ran, grabbed the wall lightly and jumped over the wall without much effort. As expected, there was no one in the courtyard behind the wall. Instead, a dog was staring at me. Purebred sled dog, white fur covered with ck patterns, blue eyes, a healthy body. If it stood up on its hind legs it would probably even be taller than Ai Mi. God damn, theres a dog! Its so damn big! Is it a security dog? If I got bit, I would have to be sent to a hospital for treatment! No..., no, dont bite me, if it starts barking, I will definitely be discovered by the security guards, and the mission of sending Ai Mi the checkered books will fail! Ai Mi, you idiot! You gluttonous, disrespectful, and directionally challenged idiot! You didnt even tell me in advance a single obstacle that would stand in my way! If I knew this was gonna happen I would have brought two big weiners with me! In addition, this dog is just too sly! Just now when I threw the pebble and my school bag, you should have already started barking! It just silently watched andpletely ignored the pebble and my bag. Was it just waiting for the mastermind, so it can start barking and get me caught? I really want to kick this dog and let it be a shooting star! Unfortunately, apart from eating meat, I am basically an animal protectionist. So I decided to proceed with Panmunjeom style interrogation with the dog. Take a step back, dont bite me, and I wont bite you. I think there is a door somewhere here because even though the dog is seriously staring at me, it has no intention of rushing and tackling me. From time to time, it would go and smell the bag that I threw on the ground, looking for food. Its tail started wagging. This dog is definitely not a police dog, at most, its someones pet. Even so, pet dogs also have the responsibility of guarding the home, and maybe they might start barking when they see strangers. I have to be extra careful. The first step is to retrieve my bag thats currently under the dogs nose. I am actually more confident in getting along with animals than with humans. Before I met the Little Tyrant, I had two future ideals. The first was to be a bookstore owner, and the second was to be a zoo director. I thought that both those jobs would be very rxing. When I was a child, my grandparents raised a lot of cats. Every cat liked to lie on myp when I was reading. The ones that couldnt get that position, would just jump on my head. I finished reading 45 volumes of Doraemon with a body covered by cats. Afterwards, when I lived with my dad, I also raised a dog. That little yellow dog would always look at me with his deep ck eyes as if he had words to say to me. Sometimes I felt that not only could he understand my words, but I can also read some of his thoughts. When Im taking a walk in a za, there would always be cats and dogs rubbing at my feet. Their masters, whether they were boys and girls, or elderly men and women, would always be shocked when we first meet. But when they see how well their pets get along with me, I would always disy how much I love pets and we would always end up chatting. Hey, my familys dian dian doesnt just like anyone! (TN: dian dian here just means spot spot probably a Chinese cliche pet dog name) You probably also have a dog at home, right? I heard that people who have dogs carry the scent of dogs, and other dogs can smell it! Once in the park, a little boy (TN: a shota) wasughing while watching me y jumping through hoops with his familys Samoyed dog (I formed a circle with my arms). I was extremely curious why this little boy wasnt afraid of me. Eh? What do you think is so funny, you brat? Your parents arent by your side, arent you afraid that I will abduct you? The boy was holding his chin with both his hands and was sprawled out on top of the green bench, his feet swaying back and forth above his buttocks. Justughing, not talking. Later, his parents saw his son with such a fierce person and hurriedly took their son away. While being taken away by his parents, the boy turned around and smiled and said to me: Big brother, lets y again next time! Who wants to y with you? In fact, I only wanted to y with his Samoyed dog, it is quitefortable to be licked by the warm tongue of the Samoyed dog. The little yellow dog that I used to raise was not that healthy. For those two years, I would always bring it to various pet hospitals. Although there was proper treatment, it had its time of running and jumping in the grass under the sun. But in the end, it still couldnt resist against the onught of its disease, and quietly passed away while lying in my arms. I didnt want my dad to help, and I buried it under the garden of our neighborhood. Since then, I have never raised a dog. I am envious of people who can raise dogs. I envy their courage. I dont have that kind of courage anymore. Ah, its a bit sad to talk about, I should get back to focusing on the sled dog. (ED: feels like a century passed with MC staring at the dog) Lulululululu ~~~~~ (TN: MC just making random sounds) The sled dog stared at me expressionlessly and did not respond. Gugguguguggugu~~~~ The sled dog continued to stare at me expressionlessly and did not respond. Jiijijijijiijijijiijiji~~~~~ The expressionless face of the sled dog was reced by a look of disdain. Eh? How can a dog be this stupid and not understand human nature? Didnt I speak to you in three differentnguages: Will you return the bag to me? I stepped forward to grab the bag, and the sled dog saw me approaching, it lowered its head and bit onto the strap of the bag. It grabbed onto one end of the bag, and I grabbed the other end, one person and one dog was engaged in a battle tug of war. You demonic beast! Theres nothing to eat inside! If you dont let go, believe it or not, I will strangle you! No matter how angry I got, it always had a ferocious look like it was guarding its food. Finally, I decided to stroke its head. Its my special technique, if I gently stroke the head and chin of cats and dogs, it would often settle them down. Hey, hey boy, dont give me any trouble, please give me the bag~? I was embarrassed by my tone. After stroking the fur behind its ear for more than a dozen times, the expression and body of the sled dog gradually rxed, not only did it loosen its mouth, but also shamelesslyy back on the ground, hoping I would massage its belly. Although I wanted to turn around and leave, I was afraid that it would start barking, so I had to half-heartedly rub its belly a couple of times, and then I walked towards the flower bed behind me. Seeing that I stopped petting it, the sled dog was a little disappointed but it didnt follow me. It probably smelled for a long time and knew there was no food in my bag. This gluttonous dog! The owner is definitely azy character! The VIP building was facing the south, I followed around the perimeter of the wall and went to the northeast corner to see the flower bed. Yup, there are sunflowers everywhere, this should be the right ce. I heard from my dad that sunflower is an annual nt that blooms sometime in July or August. The flowering period is only two weeks. When it is winter, it will die. It must be rented in theing year. The sunflowers in this flower bed are all dead! It looks so damn ugly! The leaves are all wilted, and each of the flower discs is drooping down to the ground, almost as if its a funeral service! The real world is really ugly. Look at how good the sunflowers are in nts vs. Zombies. Unbeaten in the four seasons, you can even upgrade it. You just have to be careful of the imps and the digger zombies. Although the VIP building looks great, the gardener doesnt seem to be very skilled. Even if it is a QQ farm (ED: Chinese mobile farming game), you should immediately rent the nts that have withered! If you dont grow new ones, the people whoe to steal food would be disappointed! Ah, I thought about something useless again. I shouldnt listen to Dads talk during dinner about his glorious deeds in the past when he was running a farm. Knocking on the window closest to my hand should be right. Chapter 44 – Palm to Palm The windows of the VIP building were all triple paned. The window frame wasposed of abination of mahogany and aluminum alloy. They were also covered with thick brown curtains. Ai Mi opened the curtains to reveal half of her charming face. Pouting with her small mouth, it seems that I made her angry again. She opened her mouth and said something, based on the movement of her mouth it should be something like How can a manservant take so long? Youre all talk! There are dogs and security guards where you live and this damned window is soundproofed! Realizing that I couldnt hear her, Ai Mi removed the anti-theft lock and wanted to push open the heavy window. The window has a push-pull design, it may be because no one has lived their for a long time. The hinge was a bit tight and was quite aborious task for Ai Mi to push alone. Seeing her flushed face, I couldnt bear it anymore, and I pressed the window ss from the outside. Going with the force of Ai Mi, the two of us joined forces to push the window apart. When pushing the window, my palm was covering Ai Mis palm separated by the ss window. Two hands, one big and one small, one man and one woman, one Eastern one Western, it was a wonderful contrast. Although we couldnt feel each others warmth, the experience was quite unique. The gap is too small! Open it bigger! Theres no other way, I had to open the windowrge enough so that I could pass through it. Ai Mi finally nodded and gestured for me to climb in quickly. I was also afraid of being seen, so I tried to climb through the window as quietly as possible. Howe I feel like Immitting a crime? Hurry up and close the window! Its so cold! Im not sure why Ai Mi is so afraid of the cold. Isnt ska a part of the United States? Or are you perhaps from Hawaii? I closed the window unwillingly, and I also closed the curtains. Ai Mis room was pitch ck, and nothing could be seen. Why didnt you open the light! Is it to save electricity? Iined. Because Im not wearing any clothes. What? I cant believe you dared to open the door to a man without wearing any clothes... No, wait, its opening the window, are you courting death!? I was quite shocked until my eyes gradually adapted to the darkness around me. It was already past seven oclock in the evening. The street lights on the campus gradually lit up, and the dim lights slowly gleamed through the curtains. The amount of light in the room is now roughly equivalent to that of a small candle. Ai Mi and I stood behind a room divider, and hung on it were several beautiful skirts and blouses. I didnt even have to think twice. It must be Ai Mis. There were still some parts of her body that were dripping wet, with a bit of steam. She probably just finished bathing. She was only wearing her underwear. On her upper body she wore a small pure white camisole made of silk, and on her lower body, she only wore panties, standing barefoot on the mahogany floor. There were no other pieces of clothing on her body. As for her usual double ponytail, only the left side was tied up. Ai Mi had a red hair tie in her mouth and was about to tie up the right side. A scene of a young girl that just finished bathing, who is now dressing up. identally entering the scene of a 12-year-old Loli getting dressed, it made me feel like a criminal. What embarrassed me the most is that is was hard not to look at Ai Mis panties. Pure white panties made of the same material as the camisole, tightly hugged Ai Mis hips. Under the illumination of the street lights, Ai Mis skin turned into the color of honey, as if it seemed to exude a fragrant aroma. The camisole was very short and didnt even cover up to the waist, revealing a cute little belly button. Not to mention her two beautiful bare legs. The length of her legs waspletely in line with the golden ratio. At first nce, it might look a bit flimsy, but then youll start to feel that they are perfect as they are. As her age is between that of a young girl and a teenage girl, her hips are not very wide, but it doesnt affect the perfect curvature of the legs. Like a ballerina, her figure was slim and delicate that gives a sense of bnce. Is it the result of regr exercise? My sight was again drawn back towards Ai Mis panties. Its not on purpose! I am not a perverted lolicon! Its just that her panties are too alluring! A pair of pure white panties without any patterns or decorations, provocatively worn by Ai Mi who is like a barbie girl. It seems to be saying: just a triangr piece of fabric is enough to mesmerize you to death! I felt awkward, I dont know how Ai Mi would think of a man who is staring at her panties. Hey! Manservant, why are you dressed like that? Ai Mi finished tying up her ponytails and asked me with her hands on her hips. Huh? Shouldnt I be the one asking that question? It should be me asking you why you are dressed so skimpily? Shes referring to the uniform of Qingzi Academy that Im currently wearing. Hey? Are you also a student of Qingzi Academy? Why didnt you report something that important to your master earlier? Ai Mi pursed her tiny lips and had the expression of a small animal. I am not a student of Qingzi Academy! I just borrowed the uniform! And... you, why didnt you wear any clothes after showering? Ai Mi was being watched by my burning gaze, yet she didnt have a hint of shyness. This ah~ other than being a bit cold, its not a big deal. When I had a magazine swimsuit photo shoot before, I wore even less than this! Even so, you cant dress like that in front of a man! Ai Mi seems to be enjoying my blushing expression. Tsk, youre such an ungrateful manservant. Thisdy dressed like this just for you! (TN: thisdy sounds a bit weird in English since we would usually just say I. But, Im gonna leave it as is since it depicts her attitude.) Why would I even want to look at that kind of thing! Even so, my sight was still attracted to Ai Mis body. Hmph, youre not honest at all, clearly you really like looking at it. Ai Mi did a stretch of her body, that looked like a dance movement, and turned her body halfway, revealing her side and back to me. The curve that transitions from her back to hips can only be described as magical, lolicons definitely wouldnt be able to control themselves. She was clearly taunting me. Hurry up and put on your clothes, you will catch a cold! Also, here is the checkered book that you wanted! I took out the checkered book from the bag and handed it over. Ai Mi took the checkered book and didnt even bother to look at it. She just carelessly ced it on the window ledge. Arent you going to take a look? What if it doesnt meet the requirements? Im very surprised that her attitude towards the checkered book was so indifferent. Oh, since the manservant delivered it personally, I know that you will not dare to give me unqualified products. I believe my ability to judge others will not losepared to my mothers. Eh? Does she also have topete with her mother in this aspect? Even though she says that she dislikes her mother, she seems to be unconsciously imitating her to some extent. Every time I go somewhere, my mother will always bribe a lot of people from nearby to monitor me. The chairman of this school seems to have been already bought by her. I think Xing Xing mentioned it before, where the principal of Qingzi Academy personally received Ai Mi and her party. Although she doesnt know of your existence, for the time being, I dont think it will take that long. The price to buy you over will soon be offered to you. Speaking of this, Ai Mis tone became heavier and she wore a serious expression. When the timees dont you dare betray me!! Suddenly I felt that this child trying to act like an adult who always hangs bribes and betrayal on the side of her mouth is ridiculously funny. I cant help but want to tease her a bit. You call me your manservant all the time, and you treat me terribly. What benefits will I obtain by being loyal to you? I will owe you a lot of small favors! Cant your mom also give me that kind of thing? When she heard that, Ai Mi was very irritated and angry, probably knowing that she cantpete with her mother in terms of money. But..., but Im a beauty!! Chapter 45 – Agreemen t Its pretty arrogant to spout out that kind of sentence, but its definitely true. If you continue to work for me, you might see even more revealing scenes just like this in the future! As she finished speaking she posed in an enticing posture. Manservant you must remember, there are some things that even my great mother cannot give you, some things only I can give you! A pretty ambiguous statement, I dont know what things shes referring to. Wait, are you not wearing any clothes just because you want topete with your mother? Hey, dont think that you can buy me over this easily, only perverts would be interested in your childlike body! I dont have a childlike body! I was the champion of a childrens beauty pageant in California! You even obviously said that its a childs beauty contest. How can you still not admit that you have a childlike body? I was only 6 years old when I won that pageant! Now Im all grown up! No! 12 years old is still a child in my eyes! Seeing as she couldnt convince me through words, Ai Mi quietly thought for a moment, suddenly she started to slowly lift up her camisole. Hey, what are you doing! I quickly stopped speaking, but when I opened my mouth, I already knew that I fell for her trap. Ai Mi only picked up the camisole halfway and then looked at me with a sly look. Hmph, if I really had a childlike body, then there should be no problems with me taking off my shirt, right? I reckon that it is not a problem when Xiao Qin took off her shirt when she was 12 years old. Even if she posted a picture of her nude upper body on Weibo, it probably will not even be deleted. But as for Ai Mi, her body matured much faster. She has Westerner blood and they mature much faster than Chinese people. Doing that is too dangerous! Do you really trust a stranger like me? We cant talk about childlike bodies anymore, I have to change it to a safer topic to lecture her. You are the manservant of thisdy now, I dont care who you were before. After a pause, Ai Mi said: This room is also filled with burr rms and other simr equipment, also as long as I yell, Pen TouSi whos next door will immediately rush in. So, because of that, youre not afraid of anything, and you just love teasing me? Ai Mi raised her index finger to her mouth and made a shushing gesture. But you should be careful, try not to speak too loudly. I suspect that theres still some surveince equipment in this room. I didnt turn on the lights, and I hid behind the screen with you because I was afraid that we were being monitored by Peng TouSi. It is really an idol life without a hint of privacy! And even if Peng TouSi that innocent homo sees Ai Mi bathing and changing, I guess he would not even feel any pleasure? Neither the monitoring party or the monitored party feel good. In my opinion, it is really stupid! Ai Mi seems to suddenly have thought of something. I say, manservant, how did you get into the courtyard? I jumped over the wall, its not like you helped me open the door... When you jumped over the wall, didnt Obama attack you? Why the hell would Obamae here? Do you think the US President is that free? No wonder the US Congress says that the US has reached a financial cliff. It turned out that the president is running around and not doing his job! Ai Mi looked at me with a look of contempt. The Obama that Im talking about is my sled dog! So, it seems like you raised that dog! No wonder it is so gluttonous andpletely unreliable! I am not even going to mention how you did not help me get past the school gate and how you did not help me get into the VIP building. But, you even raised a dog to patrol outside, some kind of teammate you are! I simply stated that I had subdued Obama. Ai Mi was very surprised. Odd, although Obama eats everything offered to him, he never lets anyone pet him! Only when I pet him, he doesnt bark, it might be because hes familiar with my scent... She spoke while staring at me suspiciously, as if I had collected her scent and carried it with me. Your imagination is too rich! Who has such a perverted hobby! Is there even a way to collect scents? It must be because Obama just arrived in China and he is adjusting to the time difference and the different soil and water! Ah I almost forgot! Since the manservant has finished his mission, I should give him a prize. Ai Mi said as she reached into her panties. What are you doing! Why are you reaching in there for prizes! Do not bring out something that will corrupt me! Only someone like that big loss, Director Cao, would like that prize! As a result, Ai Mi pulled out a ck card from her panties. I promised to give you a bank card for the Celestial Empire, but Ive been pretty busy these few days. You can use this American credit card for now. Almost scared me to death! Dont put it in your panties just because you dont have any pockets! Do you think that is the robot cats four-dimensional pouch? (TN: Doraemon) I embarrassedly received it and thought it was a stic card, but it was metallic to the touch. The light in the house was dim, so I put the card in front of my eyes. I did not recognize a single word. Instead, the card had a picture of the side view of a Roman. The remaining areas were mottled with lines and it was a bit like ying cards. Hey, manservant, dont smell it! I just took a shower, so it should not smell like anything but the scent of soap! Ai Mi said, I just remembered where this card was kept. Who, whos smelling it! And can you even use this ying card-like thing? How much money is inside? Theres no money. Why are you giving it to me if theres no money! Are you teasing me? Which credit card can be used to save money! You ignorant manservant! If you are always this stupid, then I dont need you anymore! Ai Mi red up. After she reminded me, I remembered that my dad seemed to have told me before. Credit card seems to be use first, then repay on ater date. Different credit cards have different credit limits. So, whats the credit limit for this card? I dont know, theres no limit. What do you mean theres no limit? Does it mean that you cant even overdraft a penny? Isnt that a useless card? Youre really annoying, I dont know.~~~~ Mom is helping me to repay my money! The card was also handled by my mom! You can take it with you and use it! Ai Mi stretched out her hands and pushed me as if wanting to kick me out. Because she was dressed skimpily, I subconsciously wanted to avoid physical contact. Seeing this, Ai Mis eyes twisted into a crescent shape. Manservant, have you finally realized your masters charm? Screw your charm! Youre just a brat in my eyes! Hmph, stop lying! Ai Mi put her hands on her hips and leaned forward slightly making a gesture of just look all you want. Hurry up and get dressed! No one wants to look! I dont believe it! Ai Mi said as she rubbed the fat on her arms. This is the scene that a stalker is willing to get arrested for... Dontpare me to stalkers! I passed the great socialist education and got rid of these low-level interests and Im a revolutionary sessor! Ai Mi did not listen. I heard that they were discussing online about how they wanted to lick my feet! Ai Mi said as she pushed her right foot towards me by a half step. The foot of a delicate loli, since she just finished bathing, her white skin and tints of rose with crystal water drops. How about it, manservant? If you beg me, I might feelpassionate and let you have a lick! Ai Mi face was flushed red, revealing a gleeful smug, as if she held my life within her palms. I have never thought about licking Ai Mis feet, but for a split second there, I imagined what it would taste like. I should not read H manga anymore, if this goes on I can not be a revolutionary sessor anymore. Suddenly there was a rapid knock on the door. Miss Ai Mi, the gymnastic teacher ising, are you there? It was the deep and husky voice of Peng TouSi. Wait! Donte in! I havent dressed yet! Ai Mi was very upset because she was disturbed. She gave me a signal, while holding the clothes on the screen, she started rustling her clothes to make a loud noise. She was covering for me, I nodded at her and slowly crept open the window to escape. Before I jumped out the window, Ai Mi tightened her face and said to me: Dont betray me, understand? I gently nodded yea, I dont know if she heard me. Chapter 46 – Destination is HongLou North Stree t Xing Xing and Uncle Zhang were still waiting for me in the same ce. When I arrived, I told them in the car that they just had to think of a way to get me into the school and I can go back by myself. Anyway since I already came in, what are the Flying Tigers security guards going to do to me, strap me down and raise me? Big Brother Ye, you came back! Xing Xing gazed at me with a look of expectation. Uncle Zhang held a cigarette in his hand, smiled and nodded at me. The two of them insisted on driving me home. Sitting in the back seat of the car, I said that I would return the school uniform to Xing Xing. No matter what I said, Xing Xing did not agree, saying that the size was customized for me. If someone else took it back, they would not be able to wear it. I thought that I might still need this uniform if I helped Ai Mi in the future, so I decided to keep it. Xing Xing, you did well this time. Next time Ill treat you and your brothers to a meal. Those werent empty words. Now that I have Ai Mis credit card, I can easily expend two to three thousand yuan. Even if I couldnt eat at Hao Ting I can at least eat at Haido? (TN: One is a high-ss restaurant and one is a chain store) If it was someone elses money, I would have probably spent it frugally. But who asked it to be Ai Mis money, who treats money like air? Also, the reason why the checkered books were delivered sessfully was thanks to Xing Xings help! Since you said that this card is to go against your mothers liquid cash, then should it not be reasonable if I use it to buy people over? Hearing that I wanted to treat him to a meal, Xing Xing put on a miserable face, as if I wanted to take his life. Big Brother Ye, please stop joking with me? Last time you saved me in the alley, I only treated you to eat some skewers from street stalls. After my dad found out, he scolded me terribly! I put on a serious face. I really want to invite you guys to dinner. That wont do, it doesnt make sense. Xing Xing waved his hand. When you helped me before, you saved my life. This time when I helped you, its just a small favor, oh and by the way Xing Xing suddenly thought of something and pulled out a banknote-sized sheet of printed paper from his pocket and handed it over. I took it over and saw that it was a coupon for Shangdao Cafe, which read Original price $338, great value premium doublesbo meal with ssic taste. Whats this for? Big Brother Ye, this shop was recently opened by one of my rtives. In order to promote their store they sold a lot of coupons on the Inte, I also received a lot, saying that I should give it away to my friends. I just remembered about it when you mentioned the meal! But this is a coupon for two people, I cant eat it myself. I am starting to lose interest. You just have to find someone to apany you... Of course, if you ask Miss Ai Mi to go to Shangdao Cafe, it would a bit too embarrassing for her... That is not true, if I invited Ai Mi to drink coke she would be happy out of her mind. Did you want me to ask Xiao Qin to go? No way! I was shocked by the idea that popped out of my mind. Although Xiao Qin would be happy, I am not willing to let her misunderstand that I am interested in her! I can ask the old man to go with me, maybe one day he will add too much salt to the food again. Okay, Ill take it, wheres this cafe? Its easy to find, its on PuTai South Street, right beside Ru Jia hotel. I breathed a sigh that signified that I did not know the ce he was speaking of. You dont know where RuJia is? Hey, now that I think about it... Theres also a pet hospital on that street, whats it called... the Pet Love Hospital! Do you recognize the ce? Now that you mention it, that ce is not too far away, I have been to that pet hospital before. When I have no food to eat next time, I will go enjoy with my old man. Suddenly I remembered that I did not eat dinner yet. I will just buy some bread at the canteen in our building, anything is fine. There is no reason to eat luxuriously every day. I stuffed the clothes I removed earlier into my shoulder bag and waved goodbye to Xing Xing and Uncle Zhang. I walked into our buildings corridor. The moon outside the window of the corridor was eerily round. I felt my face. Fortunately, I did not grow any hair, I did not be a werewolf. Ah, I forgot to buy bread... Why is my memory so bad recently! I could only go home and eat instant noodles. Dad saw meing back wearing Qingzi Academys uniform and looked shocked: Xiao Lin, whyd you transfer schools by yourself? Dont ask, I actually do want to transfer to a school where Xiao Qin cant find me. I quickly exined it to the old man, just saying that a friend loaned it to me to y with, I did not mention the stuff that happened with Ai Mi. I still have to go to Xiao Qins house tomorrow to repair theputer. I stuffed two CDs into my bag and a USB disk boot system that my dad helped make. These should be enough. I imagined the punching bag in my bedroom as the head of the Little Tyrant, and consecutively punched it more than 200 times in a row without rest. I feel that my recent lifestyle has been very morbid. I may not be able to be saved anymore. On Saturday morning, I still ran around Dongshan Lake three times. Exercising is one of the few things left in my life that I still have control over. The old grandpa wearing the purple Kung Fu shirt stroked his beard and nodded to me. Recently, I have simplified his name in my mind to Gramps. Ever since I started working out three years ago, gramps and I met almost every day, but we never really talked. It is just that we feel very familiar with each other. If we dont see each other every morning, it will feel like something is missing. Although I finished Ai Mis business Friday night, I could have gone to Xiao Qins home this morning. But I just want to leave it till afternoon. If I went early in the morning, it would seem like that I was too unsettled. After eating breakfast, I took the chance when the old man went to the washroom and gave Xiao Qins family a call. The phone number was given to me before school ended on Friday. Me giving her a call is better than her calling us and it being picked up by the old man. In case Xiao Qin said to the old man, Hello, uncle, Im your daughter-inw, I could only facepalm. I told Xiao Qin that I would arrive at her house at exactly one in the afternoon, she doesnt have to wee me, and she is not allowed to call my family. If I can send a challenge letter to our house, I can find it as well. Im waiting for you~ Dont you dare note~? Xiao Qin urged on the phone with a sappy voice. I violently hung up the phone, and the old man who just came out of the washroom thought I had a conflict with the courierpany. After lunch, I left my home. I didnt wear Qingzi Academys uniform and pretend to be a rich boy, but changed back to dark gray casual clothes. When I was on the subway, I suddenly remembered that I had been harassed by a female pervert on this route. That pervert said that she will see me at school. But I never saw her? She must have repeated the act on other male students and was finally arrested by the righteous police officers. Serves her right. Xiao Qin lives at Honglou North Street, in a very unique neighborhood. It is different from the uncharacteristic building I live in and it is not as full of the nouveau riche feeling like Director Caos home. I dont know what Honglou North Street has to do with Dream of the Red Chamber. I only feel that this is a very peaceful and old street. There are many short lc trees on both sides of the street, the branches were already bearing dark purple flower buds. It is a four-petal lc and will turn intovender after blossoming. In this city, many grow every year, the smell is quite nice. The Honglou north street neighborhood that was surrounded by lc buds was like a hermit, hiding behind the high-rise buildings not wanting to be discovered. The point is that it is not very easy to find. It took me a long time for me to find the door to Xiao Qins home. Although her building only had 4 floors, it still had an elevator. At this time on a Saturday, most of the people whoe and go are all seniors, young people are rarely seen. A few elders looked quite familiar, probably neighbors who lived near us a while back. But they probably werent able to recognize me anymore? Before I was bullied by the Little Tyrant, I was still a cute shota. Nothing like now, just asking people for directions and they think I am a mugger. When I reached out and just wanted to press the doorbell, the door opened by itself. Wee~? Xiao Qin shed a beaming smile and greeted me. She must have seen me through the peephole and opened the door first. Seeing as her feet looks a bit numb, I dont know how long she waited standing behind the door. Today, her dress was a refreshing change from her usual self. On her upper body she was wearing a with a striped T-shirt with red, blue, and white stripes, and on her lower body was a casual denim skirt with a decorative border. It is a very homey style, simple yet sweet. In addition, the skirt was really short. It always feels like shes plotting something. Chapter 47 – Danger Lurks in Every Corner Xiao Qins living room was veryrge, almost three times asrge as ours. The afternoon sun shone through the french windows, making the room appear more spacious and bright. The wooden floor was very simr to the tiled patterns on sidewalks, which at first nce seemed to be made of stone. (TN: many ces in China has stone tiled sidewalks unlike sectioned cement in NA) As expected of the home of Xiao Qin whos great at lying, the outer appearance and inner reality differs. But since the floors were expensive, I changed into a pair of slippers. Are there any slippers I can wear? Just as I finished speaking, Xiao Qin suddenly kneeled in front of me and started untying my shoces. What are you doing! I asked if you have slippers, I didnt tell you to take off my shoes! A girl leaning on you to help you change your shoes, what a strange feeling! Xiao Qin felt that her behavior was natural, just as natural as a puppy retrieving slippers after their owner came home. Long bangs blocked the expression on Xiao Qins face. As she moved, her sideburns and the hair behind her head shook along with it. I was ashamed and anxious and almost reflexively tried to kick Xiao Qin. Fortunately, I endured it, since I am a guest. Dont do anything, just help me find a pair of slippers, Ill change into it myself... In the blink of an eye, thece of one foot was untied by Xiao Qin. She reached for the other foot but identally hit her head against my knee. Sorry, Sorry! Xiao Qin said while moving backward with a terrified expression. It seemed like she was not scared because of the pain, but she was afraid of me getting angry because she hit my knee. As a result, she lost her bnce and fell back onto the floor. The posture of falling was clumsy with the back of her head hitting the floor, acting nothing like the child of a martial arts family. The position also revealed her panties. You did that on purpose! It was definitely on purpose! Which shoujo manga taught you such a vulgar trick! Who said that when male and female MCs meet, the girl has to fall and reveal her panties? It hurts... Xiao Qin held her head with one hand and sat up with the other hand. The posture of her legs did not change, as if she did not realize she was giving me a full clear view of her panties. Pink, cartoon-style panties with strawberries and Hello Kitty images. I dont want to look at it at all. If anything is to me, it is her unguarded posture. She showed herst line of defense to the enemy for a long time and only then did she suddenly remember to curl up her legs. She leaned forward and covered her panties with both her hands. She had an innocent appearance as if she did not realize her panties werepletely exposed and now she is blushing and too embarrassed to talk. However, her T-shirts cor gap was not small. Her posture of leaning forward slightly revealed her chest to me. Even if she is Princess Taiping, there is not much exposed. Its probably not even considered as inappropriate, but even this is a foul for me. Besides, I didnt see the strap of her bra. If Xiao Qin was not wearing a strapless style, then there is only one possibility. That is, she is not wearing one! Is there really nothing under her T-shirt? The sun was intense in the room as if it could almost prate Xiao Qins striped T-shirt. There were no indications that she was wearing a bra. I cant ask about it, I feel like I will lose if I ask. You poisonous snake that uses your body to seduce me. I really want to just send you flying! I didnt let her get any closer. I took off my other shoe and then red at her, signaling that she should go get the slippers. Ye, Ye Lin ssmate, my familys air conditioner is very hot and many ces are carpeted, so we generally dont wear slippers! I noticed that she was not wearing slippers and the short-cut cotton socks with a rabbit pattern looked warm and pretty cute. If it is hot inside why are you wearing such thick socks? Do you not like being even a bit cold? Or are you saying if you can act cute, you dont care even if you have to torture yourself? The temperature was a bit high, so I loosened the cor of my top and walked to the center of the living room. My socks are white sports socks. I just changed it this morning, so it should not be dirty or sweaty. I feel like that Im cing too much importance on how I look in Xiao Qins eyes. Shouldnt I y ten games of basketball, then wearing stinky and sweaty socks,e and disgust her? Forget it, for humanitarian reasons, I will not use that kind ofrge-scale biological weapon. I stood in the middle of the living room and looked around. There were two oil paintings hung on the wall. One was of a galloping white horse and the other was of the tides of the Qiantang River. Both were extremely imposing and grandeur. The other furniture were pretty ordinary. A fabric sofa that seated five people and directly opposite of it hung an LCD TV. It was not as big as the one in our schools multimedia ssroom, but it was not small either. In front of the sofa, there was a round coffee table with wheels, which can be moved as you like. There were a tea set and snacks such as pistachios on top of it. An Indian-style carpet wasid on the floor between the sofa and the TV. It should not feel cold even if you walked barefoot across it in the winter. I noticed that on the TV cab under the LCD TV, in addition to the DVDs and video recorders that most people have, there was also a milky white electronic device. Taking a closer look, isnt this a family game console developed by Microsoft, the Xbox 360? There were also two milky-white wireless controllers next to it. Im itching to y. When I was young, I had a Nintendo NES and a Sega Genesis. Later on, many console games were yed on emtors. Even now, I would asionally y a round of The King of Fighters 98 with my dad. (The old man is pretty good at King of Fighters 97, but he cant win against me in 98) It seems when Xiao Qin said that she refrained from violence in reality and only yed fighting games to recall, may have had some sort of truth. Xiao Qin noticed that I was paying attention to her Xbox and had a gleeful expression. (*^__^*) Hey, do you want to y Tekken 6 or Street Fighter 4 with me? Im really good with Cammy! The Cammy she speaks of is a character in the Street Fighter series, a cute 16-year-old girl with two long golden braids. However, although she is cute, she belonged to the evil Shandaloo group in the Street Fighter series, a female assassin working under Vega, codename Killer Bee. Xiao Qin, since you like to use this character, does it imply that you are the same as her? No! If you wanna y, then y by yourself! Im gonna fix theptop! o(gt;_lt;)o Dont, lets y together? Just for a bit! I bet Ye Lin ssmate likes ying the general! The general she spoke of was the wicked Vega, because Vega was always dressed as a soldier with a big cap, so Chinese yers called him a big policeman and some called him a general. Nonsense! Why would I like to y such a negative role! Do I have to y bad characters just because I look like a bad person? Simr to the restoration system in India? Brahman can only y Brahmin, Kshatriya can only y Kshatriya, and the Dalit can only y the Dalit? (TN: Not really sure, an Indian reference) Xiao Qin, you counter-revolutionary that dares to go against socialism! Are you not afraid that I, as a proletariat sessor, will destroy you? Yes, but dont you think that its cute how Cammy reveres and respects the general? Cute my ass! Cammy was only respectful because she was brainwashed by Vega! what do you mean? Substituting yourself as Cammy, and then substituting me as Vega, do you get pleasure every day watching Cammy saluting to Vega? Thats some serious sickness! She looked at me with hopeful eyes, wishing that I would y a few games with her. Is she going to deliberately let Cammy be knocked down by Vega to gain psychological pleasure? Stop dreaming! Even if I really wanted to fight against you, it would be in reality, a fight to the death with the Little Tyrant! The person who wears short skirts and doesnt wear a bra, has long lost the qualification to confront me! I asked her to stop with the nonsense and quickly take out the infected notebook. Xiao Qin disappointedly went to her mothers room and brought out an orangeptop. I took theptop and wanted to put it on the coffee table, but it was not that big, and it was filled with snacks. What is even more tragic is that the nearby extension board didnt have enough three-pronged sockets. I looked at Xiao Qin with contempt. You idiot! The rest are just two-pronged sockets, I cant plug in theptop! Sorry! Lets go to my room! There should be enough sockets there... Xiao Qin hurriedly opened the door of her bedroom and waved at me to enter. I really dont want to go in. Chapter 48 – Repairing Computers Requires Concentration I have said before that my bedroom is filled with fitness equipment. Most of it being the cheaper types. It felt like a room that the boxer Rocky, yed by Sylvester Stallone, lived in. If you came out of my room and walked into Xiao Qins room, it will feel like you changed channels from a boxing show to a childrens show. After entering, the first thing I saw was a childish single bed. The headboard was made of wood and painted sky blue. It was European styled and it felt like a suitable ce for her mother to sit next to and tell her a fairy tale. The bedsheets and pillow were both pink and covered with heart patterns. Right next to the head of the bed was a dressing table with a round mirror. Attached on the upper right corner of the mirror were stickers of Snoopy and Chibi Maruko Chan. There were no cosmetics such as lipsticks on the dressing table, there were only ab and a bottle of Hua Lu Shui (TN: kinda like a Chinese hydrosol, its mainly used to reduce itchiness of mosquito bites), and a photo of a person that I could not clearly see. The foot of the bed was awfully close to the heater that was under the window. Im guessing that in the winter, Xiao Qin who hates the cold, would put her feet on the heater to warm herself up? In my bedroom, there wererge movie posters of Fist of Fury and First Blood posted on the wall near the bed. Its all movies from dads era. Its difficult to find some real men in todays era of traps. (TN: as in guys looking like girls) I thought that there would be photos of Korean drama stars hung up on the walls in Xiao Qins room. I have heard that the moronic female students in our ss basically behave like that. Contrary to what I thought, Xiao Qins room did not have any paintings or pictures. An entire wall was covered with blue star stickers that varied fromrge to small, arranged arbitraliy. It stretched from the head of the bed to the ceiling, like the spiraled Milky Way. I did not know if Xiao Qin personally cut out and pasted the stickers. There was also a silver heart-shaped balloon floating near the ceiling, which drifted as we opened and closed the door. In addition, a girls room must have a wardrobe. The size of Xiao Qins wardrobe was not small, the corners were slightly curved like a loaf of bread. I dont know how many pieces of PVP equipment were stuffed inside. The desk was hidden on the side of the closet, facing the bed. In addition to a deskmp, a textbook, a pen holder, and a water cup, there was also a milk piggy bank and a cat rm clock that seemed silly. Overall, the atmosphere of the room was too fairytale-like. It wasnt very consistent with the evil image of Xiao Qin that I had in my mind. There was only a single chair made of solid wood in the room. It was far from the study desk, it had been moved near the window. I felt that Xiao Qin sat on this chair all morning and kept watch on the building entrance. I ced theptop on the desk and pulled the chair over and sat down. The chair was really ufortable, it had an especially narrow backrest. It was even more ufortable than the chairs from school. Xiao Qin stood behind me in high spirits, waiting for me to open theptop. You, get out! I ordered. Why? I thought that Xiao Qin would say that this was her room and there was no reason for her to leave. But she didnt say that and only looked at me with a face filled with grievance. No reason! I just dont like anyone watching me repair theputer! After you leave, close the door, onlye in if I say its okay! Xiao Qin pouted and looked at me for a few seconds and finally admitted defeat. She hung her head and left the room and gently closed the door. I guess Ill go make some tea... She unenergetically murmured to herself. I waited until Xiao Qin closed the door before turning on theptop. The reason why I wanted Xiao Qin to leave was because of the infectedputer. And it was infected by pornagraphic materials. Xiao Qin told me that as soon as theputer was turned on, pornographic images would pop up, apanied by female screams. I dont want to watch with Xiao Qin. Sure enough, the desktop appeared for less than 3 seconds and many pictures of naked women filled the screen. I didnt wait for the screams to appear and I quickly muted theptop. Now I could take the tools out of my bag and slowly repair theptop. Xiao Qin knocked on the door. Ye Lin ssmate, I made tea, can Ie in? No! Keep waiting! Xiao Qin made boo hoo cries and it seems like she left with the tea set. I reckon its not only Xiao Qin, but Auntie Ren is alsoputer illiterate. The anti-virus software for thisputer was Avira, which may have came pre-installed, but it has never been updated. Because theputer was used for Inte ess, not only viruses, but also tons of junk plug-ins have been installed. I first rebooted the system with the USB sh drive, did a deep clean anti-virus run and removed all those disgusting things. Then I installed a new anti-virus program. Out of all the anti-virus software, the one I like the best was Kaspersky made by the Russians. It uses violence and would rather kill a thousand than let one go. But it seems that its not suitable for Xiao Qins home, so I installed a domestic software. Although its not very powerful, it updates quickly and is easy to operate. After about 30 minutes, I felt like theptop has been reborn. I got a thrill of saving the wounded, like I was the reincarnation of Hua Tuo or Bian Que. Xiao Qin knocked on the door again and asked in a sad tone: Can Ie in? The teas cold... Since the air conditioner wasnt cold and I refused to take off my clothes, so I was really thirsty. You cane in. Cold tea is better, I like to drink it cold. Xiao Qin joyfully opened the door and walked in. In both her hands was a tray with two cups of tea, a te of cashews, and a te of walnuts. I took a cup of tea to drink. It was not that cold, it was just right. Xiao Qin ced the tray in an empty spot on the left side of the desk. She acted cautiously and then stood beside me and watched me drink tea. Her two hands were ced on the sides of her denim skirt and her body was leaned slightly forward with a bashful face. She seemed to be asking, Master, how is the tea? I ignored her. A cup of tea wasnt enough to quench my thirst, so I took the other cup. Im going to drink this cup too. It was not a negotiation, I was stating a fact. Please go ahead. I did not know which manga character Xiao Qin was imitating again. After drinking two cups of warm tea, although I was not thirsty anymore, my body heated up. Xiao Qin couldnt have drugged the tea, right? I should probably leave quickly. So theputer has been repaired. Ive drunk the tea. Can you give me what you promised to return now? Xiao Qin was stunned and held her mouth in amazement, and her face flushed red for a moment. She hesitated for a moment as if she had to ept her destiny. She bowed her head without saying a word and began to loosen the belt of her denim skirt. Damn stop moving your hands! Im talking about Brother Optimus Prime!! Xiao Qin stopped, raised her face and looked at me with a face of disappointment. I felt frustrated. I vowed a couple days ago that I would not be teased by Xiao Qin. If she dared to seduce me, then I would just touch her. It seems that I was not aware enough. In the face of a fierce opponent like Xiao Qin, there was no hope of winning if you are not even more ferocious. I should calm down for a bit, then I willunch a counterattack. Let Xiao Qin know that Im not easy to mess with. Dont try to y any tricks, listen closely. Give me brother Optimus Prime and we wont owe each other anything. I held my arms and said to her coldly. Xiao Qins expression seemed miserable. Cant you use me as a substitute? No!! Why...... Xiao Qin left the room while pouting. After 5 minutes, she came back carrying a box the size of an electric rice pot and it was tightly sealed with tape. A total of 25 robot toys, its all here... Xiao Qin put the cardboard box on the bed and sat next to it, holding it very reluctantly. Ye Lin ssmate, can you choose again? Just now you must have made a mistake... I didnt choose wrong! I chose brother Optimus Prime! Give me the box! I rudely snatched the box from her hands. The collision sounds of the toys in the box is indeed familiar to me. Toys colliding with each other will produce sounds of friction. The excitement in my heart was no less than that of Seiya obtaining the Pegasus garments. Even if Xiao Qinid on the bed crying, it would be futile! After I obtained brother Optimus Prime, you will have no more value! Just in case, I should take a look. But it was sealed so tight, it would have been best if I had a utility knife. I asked Xiao Qin if she had a utility knife. Xiao Qin sat up from the bed and pointed tearfully at the pen holder on the desk. Sure enough, there was a utility knife in the pen holder. I hummed the opening theme song of Rocky 1, and I happily opened the seal of the box. Brother Optimus Prime, and the other little brothers who I cant name, sorry that you guys have suffered so long. I have finally saved you guys from the evil grasps of Ren Xiaoqin. Chapter 49 – A Sincere Apology After opening the box, a toxic stic odor seeped into my nose. My familiar childhoodpanions slept peacefully in the middle of some bubble wrap, and brother Optimus Prime was in his truck form. Perhaps Xiao Qin felt that this form was not as easily damaged. I roughly counted 25 transformer toys, not a single one missing. Moreover, they were kept in very good shape, not only did the metal parts have no rust, I couldnt even find a speck of dust. It must have been taken out at regr intervals and carefully wiped. I was suddenly moved. Ive always thought that after these robots were taken away by Little Tyrant, they wouldve been constantly subjected to inhumane abuse. Bitten, stepped on, drowned, and burned with a lighter, these kinds of torture. It turned out just as Xiao Qin said, she properly took care of them! After counting, I wanted to put all the toys back, but I dont know why, maybe because I was cing them wrong, I wasnt able to put the lid back onto the box. I put the box on the ground, I wanted to use brute force, but I was worried that I would hurt mypanions. Seeing me fret, Xiao Qin wiped her tears, silently got off the bed and kneeled down to help me put the toys back. I didnt refuse. Xiao Qin may be more talented than me in organizing items. Let me squeeze dry herst remaining value. You are willing to kneel on the ground like a maid, Ill take that as your apology and atonement toward mypanions. Xiao Qin took all the robots out first and then ced them back in a certain order. Every time she picked up a robot, Xiao Qin was very reluctant, as if her daughter was getting married. Especially when she was putting Optimus Prime back, she even covered her mouth, turned away and made a quiet sobbing sound. Are you kidding me! You held Optimus Prime in captivity for five years. Do you really think that he is yours? Stop dreaming! Optimus Prime will not give in to you! Its useless even if you try to bribe him with Energon! However, Xiao Qin was very careful when she was putting the toys away as if they were porcin. After she was finished, she found the tape from the drawer and sealed the cardboard box. I should have helped her when she sealed it, but I didnt want to touch her hand. That time when we touched hands at the subway station really made my heart beat very fast. Seeing that she was reluctant to part to the point of tears, yet desperately forcing herself to finish, I could not help but want to praise her: Its thanks to you that theyre in such good shape! Xiao Qin had been puckering her lips trying to keep herself from crying, after hearing me praise her, a slight smile instantly blossomed on her face. En! Because these robots are Ye Lin ssmates lifeblood so I maintained them as if I was maintaining Ye Lin ssmates lifeblood! They arent my lifeblood! I havent yed with transformers since I was 14 years old! I just wanted to get them back tomemorate my childhood! Also, stop saying things that are easily misunderstood by other people! After being scolded by me, Xiao Qin lowered her head and didnt say anything else. The atmosphere was kind of awkward. I didnt know whether I should leave or not, Xiao Qin finally broke the silence: Ye, Ye Lin ssmate, I have returned brother Optimus Prime to you, can you forgive me for bullying you? I carefully pondered about her purpose when she said that. If I said that I forgive her, she might even immediately ask me if I can be her boyfriend. I wont get fooled. Stop dreaming! The crimes youmitted when you bullied me were too innumerable to count! Even if you returned the toys, its only enough to offset a tiny bit of your sin! For example, after the Nanjing Massacre, the Japanese did not apologize to the victims but instead said: I am sorry that we spat anywhere we liked at the time. Xiao Qins kneeling posture shrank. Suddenly, she lowered her upper body and prostrated in front of me. Her forehead hit the wooden floor and made a bump sound. Im sorry! Like Ye Lin ssmate said in the love letter, Im kneeling and kowtowing as an apology! Please forgive me! That was a challenge letter, not a love letter! Also, where has your backbone gone? Under a mans knees... No, no, no, even a girl cant just casually kowtow to someone! Even if she goes to this extent, I cant be soft. As soon as Im moved by her pitiful image, the situation will reverse and I will be consigned to eternal damnation. I stood up from the chair and strolled next to Xiao Qins head that was pressed onto the floor. The enemys feet are so close to her face that it will give her a strong sense of humiliation. You can kill but you cant humiliate, you should immediately jump up, and kick my face! If you change back to the fierce Little Tyrant, maybe our interactions will be more normal! Xiao Qin continued to maintain her ostrich-like posture and wished she could stick her head under the floor. In this position, the highest point of the body bes the ass, which is a bit indecent for a girl. Moreover, she wore such a short skirt today. If you go around her, I could probably see a panoramic view of whats under her skirt, right? But I wont do that. I am a gentleman, a proletarian sessor who has separated oneself from vulgar interests. Stop being a disgrace! Youre kneeling beneath an enemys feet, youve already tossed away all martial artists and auntie Rens face! As if I reminded her, Xiao Qin discovered that my feet were less than 20 cm away from her face. I thought that because the room was so hot, she had already noticed the smell of my stinky sweat. Xiao Qin suddenly stuck out a cat-like small tongue like she wanted to lick my socks. I was scared and drew my breath and subconsciously backed off, because of the magnitude, I sat down on the bed. What are you doing? Do you know how dirty my socks are? I firmly scolded her. But, but to get Ye Lin ssmate to forgive me, I cant think of any other way! Xiao Qin defended herself. I saw in a manga that when men quarrel with each other, they frequently say, Ill forgive you if you kneel down and lick my shoes, so I thought that as long as I was willing to lick Ye Lin ssmates socks, you would forgive me... Is it true that I am too naive? I wanted to use socks to get away with it. I am still too immature with this kind of wishful thinking! Xiao Qin covered her mouth with both hands and it looked like she was making an effort to prevent herself from vomiting. If that wont work, please put on your sneakers and let me lick your soles! I was so angry that I couldnt speak. No way! Keep dreaming! There was an expression of despair on Xiao Qins face. Wont you forgive me even if I lick your soles? What should I do to get you to forgive me? Tears came spilling out of Xiao Qins eyes, she looked excitedly and pointed at the heart-shaped balloons floating against the ceiling. If, if you are willing to forgive me, I can let you y with the balloons as you please! What do you mean by y as I please! And in your eyes, are you actually on the same level as a balloon? Ive alreadypletely given up on the chaotic values in your brain! If I wasnt a guest in someone elses home, I would have already knocked this mental case out and then escaped away with the toys! The atmosphere in the room became even more strange. I sat silently on the bed and didnt talk. Xiao Qin used her arm to wipe away her tears (Ive already lost track of how many times shes wiped her tears) and stood up from the ground. She went to the window and closed the curtains. Although the crying made the corner of her eyes like a cat, she seems to have calmed down. I dont know what she wants to do, the only remaining light in the room was from the LCD screen of theptop. She also closed the notebook. The room suddenly darkened. Only a glimmer of light from the gaps of the curtains allowed us to barely see each other. Xiao Qin squeezed a mischevious smile: Ye Lin ssmate, shall I show you something that you cant usually see? She said that and then walked towards me. Chapter 50 – Excluding Body Weigh t What are you doing? I subconsciously ducked, thinking that Xiao Qin would throw herself into my arms. But Xiao Qin just walked over to the bed, smiled and pointed at the wall behind me. I turned my head and found that the wall behind me was shining. The star stickers Xiao Qin pasted on the wall gave off a pale blue glow. With the dark backdrop of the bedroom, these stars that went up to the ceiling was like the real Milky Way, giving people a feeling of sudden intoxication. How is it? I cut it out with fluorescent paper, isnt it beautiful? Xiao Qin smugly sat next to me, holding the bedside and swinging her legs back and forth. Xiao Qin had a dream-like beauty under the fluorescent light. Under the cold blue light, it was like Xiao Qin and I became virtual lifeforms in a video game,municating in a way where no one would understand. Just by adjusting the lighting in the room, the atmosphere between uspletely changed. This was definitely a magic that I couldnt understand. I suddenly felt that extra weight was added to my left shoulder. Xiao Qins weight. She leaned against my left shoulder all cute and helpless-looking. Closed eyes, not speaking, we were so close that I could hear her fine breathing sounds. Even her heartbeat was vaguely visible. It seemed to be veryfortable, very reassuring, like the cat who used to sleep on myp in my grandmothers house. I suddenly wanted to reach out and pat her head, or touch her soft bangs. Just like petting a cat. But Xiao Qin was not a cat. She was a viper. I almost got fooled again. She must have realized that her strong offensive would only be met with strong resistance, so she changed to be more mild. She was not in a hurry to let me promise to be her boyfriend, but to slowly and unconsciously improve our intimacy until one day Ill realize that I was already used to this rtionship and could no longer live without her. This theory was called Boiling a frog in warm water, thenguage teacher has even assigned it as an essay topic previously. Thinking of this, I suddenly got up, Xiao Qin lost her support and fell onto the bed like a sack. o(gt;_lt;) o Dont go~ Ye Lin ssmate~ I sat back on the study chair again, it was really ufortable to sit on the worn out chair. Fortunately, my eyes have adapted to the surrounding darkness and I could clearly see what was on the desk. Theres nothing else for me here! Im going home! Xiao Qin showed a disappointed and frustrated expression, she was lying on the bed and watched me pack my USB and school bag. Is Ye Lin ssmate going to take brother Optimus Prime brother away as well? A pitiful tone, as if I was the one who snatched her things. No shit! Of course! I answered her in a bad mood. Are you only going to bring brother Optimus Prime, arent you going to bring me back as well? Looking at Xiao Qins eager expression, like she couldnt wait to get into my bag. I was seething with anger. Who the hell will take you home! What the hell am I going to say to my dad if I take you home! Just, just say that you picked me up on the road, a poor homeless female ssmate is just fine! Uncle Ye is kindhearted, he will definitely take me in! Xiao Qin grasped her two small fists and spoke like I was her aplice. Who wants to take care of you! Even if we took care of a cat or dog, we wont take care of you! We dont have that kind of surplus food to feed you! And if I did that, arent I just kidnapping a female student? Wont Auntie Ren be really angry? She will definitelye to our house to give me and my father a beating and hand us over to the police! She may have felt that it was inconvenient for me to pack things in the dark, so Xiao Qin turned on the ceilingmp in the bedroom. The room was once again lit up. Xiao Qin hugged the down pillow between her hands and her legs. A lonely expression because I wouldnt let her lean on me. Can Ye Lin ssmate finish dinner first and then leave? Ill cook delicious foods for you to eat! Half of her face was hidden behind the pillow and she spoke like she was a national level chef. I dont believe that she can cook, even if she could barely cook something, it must be a dark dish that can poison someone to death. Ill continue to pack my bags. Seeing that I didnt look forward to the dinner at all, Xiao Qin asked me if I wanted to eat pineapple, if I wanted to eat cherries, if I wanted to eat dried fish and if I wanted to eat chocte... Do you think Im a foodie like you! And stay just because you have good food? Stop dreaming! Xiao Qin finally surrendered. Ye Lin ssmate, if you really want to go, I wont stop you. I waited to see what else she had to say. However, I still have someputer problems that I dont understand. Can you spend some time teaching me? Xiao Qin had a humble tone seeking advice. Dad once said to me that the human problem lies in liking to lecture others, which meant that regardless of whether the person is an idiot or not, he would still like to exin to other people and hope to be someone elses teacher. When youre someone elses teacher, you can point out their shorings and deficiencies to highlight your own superiority. I may also have this bad habit. Xiao Qin was indeed really poor at using aputer, I felt that I had an obligation to help her improve. If herputer skills improved, she probably wonte to me for help to fix herputer anymore, right? With this in mind, I settled on the study chair. Whatputer knowledge do you want to learn, lets talk about it, but I will only stay until 5 oclock at thetest! Xiao Qin graciously expressed her acknowledgement. In the following hour, I patiently answered many of Xiao Qins childish questions. In terms of hardware, like how the keypad area of a notebook can only be used with a hotkey, and how you have to put batteries into a wireless mouse. I cant believe she has never heard of it. The software aspect was also aplete mess, she didnt even know how to switch between Chinese simplified and traditional inputs. While teaching her knowledge and calling her newbie and stupid, I had a sense of superiority. In order to show off, I also downloaded nts vs. Zombies online to show her how to y. Xiao Qin hugged the pillow and was watching with great fascination. I identally yed one too many stages. For a time, Xiao Qin had nothing to say and fell into an awkward silence. That, Ye Lin ssmate, I just asked you a lot of questions. Would you like to ask me one? Xiao Qin always has a way to find new conversation topics. I didnt respond and put a Wall-nut on the path of iing Zombies. You can ask anything you want! You can even ask me embarrassing questions! Excluding my body weight thats a secret, Ill tell you whatever you ask me! After Xiao Qin finished, she blinked and waited for me to ask questions. You...... I wanted to find a suitable word to describe her stupidity. Ah! I cant talk about that ce! Xiao Qin held her face and shouted bashfully. What ce cant you talk about! Can you not casually make me imagine stuff! And didnt you just say that you can tell me about anything except your weight? Girls really like to lie. I suddenly thought that Shu Sha did not seem to lie as much as Ren Xiaoqin. Since the ss leader is a justice devil, and lying goes against the principle of justice, so she tries to speak the truth as much as possible, right? Why dont I ask a question about the ss leader. Xiao Qin, did you eat lunch with the ss leader on Friday? Xiao Qin nodded. You and the ss leader... didnt have any altercations, right? Xiao Qin shook her head. I felt that Xiao Qin looked very foolish while nodding and shaking her head. Hey, do you not know how to talk? What do you actually think about the ss leader? Are you sure youre not pretending to be friendly, but actually want to stab her in the back? I was really worried about that happening. Xiao Qins realbat power even somewhat scared me. The ss leader wouldntst a second in front of her. She might even cover her face and ambush the ss leader on the way out of school, suddenly rushing out from the street and breaking the ss leaders arm! It was even possible that she would kill her. Haha, Ye Lin ssmates thoughts are really strange! How could I do anything bad to the ss leader? Xiao Qin held a pillow with a stupid and naive look. You wont? Why do I feel like its something youre capable of doing? Of course not! If you want to know why, it is because I am very slow-witted! I dont understand the internal connection of her being slow-witted and not doing anything to the ss leader. Chapter 51 – Unexpected Crisis I continued to listen to Xiao Qin speak of why she wont harm the ss leader. Hey, Ye Lin ssmate, have you ever read shoujo manga? Dont change the subject! Also, what kind of man reads those kind of things! Its not like there arent any, Cao JingShen particrly likes magical girl anime. The reason is because the girls will always be naked for a couple of seconds before transforming. If Ye Lin ssmate has read shoujo manga, youll know the reason why I wont do anything bad to the ss leader! I made a gesture for her to continue talking. Xiao Qin was like a veteran otaku talking about the history ofputer games when she spoke of the shoujo manga that she was immersed in for many years. She was radiating with delight and stuck up a finger in front of her eyes and shook it. Because she was excited, she was blushing. It really is the human problem lies in liking to lecture others, because she knew more than me about shoujo manga, Xiao Qin was feeling superior. Did you know? Ye Lin ssmate, in shoujo manga, those girls who do bad things to others, will always fail in love! Eh? Was there such a thing? Xiao Qin pouted and had a look like youre really ignorant. In short, in shoujo manga, no matter how beautiful you are, how smart you are, as long as you harm someone else, just wait for the protagonist to see through your evil, then hell ruthlessly abandon you! I have seen some stuff like that, a lot of soap operas have these kind of crappy scenes. Speaking of this, Xiao Qin proudly looked up and looked at something only she could see. Hehe, but those heroines who seem very slow-witted and always harmed by others will obtain the final win! Compared with the ss leader who is excellent in all subjects and supported by the whole ss, I am definitely more slow-witted! So I think that the final victory will belong to me! After finishing, she was unable to contain her joy. She held onto her pillow tightly, as if she had just won a 5 million lottery. Are you really that happy? And its really a shameful reason to win! Hehe, thats why I wont do anything bad to the ss leader! Not only will I not do anything bad, but Ill also treat her as a close friend. Ill listen to anything she says, even if she tells me to jump from the top of the building, I wont hesitate to jump! Do you have to go that far? No, I must be even more slow-witted in front of the ss leader! I must let the smart ss leader think that Im easy to bully! If the ss leader cant stand it anymore and bully me like the negative characters in shoujo manga, then Ye Lin ssmate will see through her evil and she will defeat herself! Xiao Qinpared herself to the heroine who was naturally slow-witted and easy to bully, while hugging a pillow and mischievouslyughing like a two-faced demon king in shoujo manga. Ive already seen through your evil! How could that justice devil bully you or frame you! Shes been helping you since the day you transferred, okay? Even if Xiao Qins motives were not pure, if she got along with the ss leader in a way where she fully trusted the other party, wont the two be quite good friends? I have to admit that although there was no simrity between Xiao Qin and the kindhearted and naive heroine in shoujo manga, she was a bit slow-witted in some aspects. She read too many shoujo manga and its already too difficult to restore a normal train of thought. Its like Eunuch Cao who has read too many H manga. He told me that for a while, he went to the street to see billboards. He always regarded Wuliangye as Five Niangs Liquid and EBOHR Watch as wavetable, he even saw the word textbook as naked body. (TN: not sure what means) As for Xiao Qin, who used shoujo manga as a guide for life, her views had already been distorted by the romantic elements in manga. Shes always thinking about substituting herself as the heroine of the shoujo manga and also substituting me as the male lead. She just has to put on an intense and romantic show. I suddenly thought about it. Due to the audience of shoujo manga, passionate love scenes cant be as vivid as in H manga, so even if the heroine in shoujo manga tempts the male lead, it always stops at the surface level and it is impossible to go any further. Anything further was handled by H manga. Was Xiao Qin tempting me without restraint because she thought of me as a male lead in shoujo manga, thinking that I would never go any further? I have done simr analysis before and now I have more evidence. I slowly started to understand Xiao Qins thoughts. No matter what kind of battle, blind defense can only fail. I have to fight back. Since Xiao Qin has been using the behavioral pattern of the male lead in shoujo manga to predict my reaction, I am going to be the male lead of H manga. Iughed evilly and made a crafty face. Hehe, Xiao Qin, do you really like me? Xiao Qin was stunned for a second or two and then hurriedly nodded. Willing to do anything for me? Xiao Qin nodded even harder. I sneer. Okay, then take off your top right now! Xiao Qin was stunned. She wasnt wearing a bra under her T-shirt. If she took it off, she would be naked. A male lead in shoujo manga would never ask something like this, but male leads in H manga would have even worse demands. I stared at her with delight, watching to see her response. Although Xiao Qin did her best to control herself, I could see her bangs in front of her forehead trembling slightly. Her face became red then white and her breathing became rushed. She hugged the pillow tighter, as if I would rush to tear her clothes off at any time. After waiting for a long time, Xiao Qin said while stammering: Ye, Ye Lin ssmate, I didnt hear what you just said, can you say it again? I want you to take off your clothes! Be it T-shirt or jeans, take them all off! I didnt give her any breathing space andunched a storm-like attack in quick session. Xiao Qin blushed to the root of her ear, only revealing a pair of eyes from behind the pillow, like twokes in rain, looking at this familiar yet strange me. Because her mouth was covered by the pillow, her voice was low and indistinct. But if I take those off, Ill only be wearing panties! What, are you admitting that youre not wearing a bra? You immoral bad girl! Next time when we go to ideological and morals ss, dont nce around and listen properly! Comrades, the enemy is afraid, but we cant stop the pace of our attack. I snorted. Take off the panties as well!! Xiao Qins body trembled and she tried to hide behind the pillow. Her eyes seemed to be asking, How did this happen? Hehehe, hahaha, huhuhu, youre afraid! You are fearful! It turns out that you were just putting on a strong front! It seems like youre all talk and too afraid to actually put it in action! Once I took the initiative, you instantly went soft! Look at yourself now, if I rushed over, you might even cry for help! You forced me so badly a few days ago, I will not let you go so easily. I have to teach you a lesson. I raised one eyebrow and squinted at her. It meant Why arent you taking it off? Xiao Qin hid behind the pillow, whispered softly and carefully asked : Ye Lin ssmate asked me to take off my clothes. What do you want to do to me? Who cares what I want to do! Didnt you say you liked me? Or were you just lying? I was very satisfied with the expression on my face. It is a pity that such a scummy expression wasnt photographed. In order to further intimidate Xiao Qin, I suddenly stood up from the chair! No! Xiao Qin closed her eyes in fear and sped the pillow without letting go, as if it was herst hope. I sat back on the chair with satisfaction. She was scared to tears and was curled up and shivering behind the pillow. It turns out that you are also a girl who could get shy and nervous. The days of blindly defending has finallye to an end. As I was still smug, I suddenly heard the sound of a key being inserted into the security door lock. The Kara sounded, the security door was pushed open and someone came in. Judging from the footsteps, it seems to be a very healthy adult woman. She circled in the living room a couple of times and finally came over to knock on Xiao Qins door. Xiao Qin, are you home? Didnt we say we were going to have hotpot today? Isnt this Auntie Rens voice! Xiao Qin, didnt you say that shesing back on Sunday? Todays only Saturday! She even said that you guys were going to eat together, you definitely knew already! You deliberately didnt tell me, stalled for time and now Im trapped in your bedroom by your mom! How can I exin this to Auntie Ren! 2 minutes ago, I forced her daughter to take off her clothes! Chapter 52 – A Matter of Life and Death Mom, Im changing right now, can you wait for a bit? Ill be out in a sec. Xiao Qin replied and stopped hiding behind her pillow. She wiped her face and the tears that were scared out by me were sent flying. Her eyes were dead calm, full of self-confidence. Auntie Ren who heard what Xiao Qin said, didnt open the door and seemed to have sat down on the sofa and turned on the TV. Using the noise of the TV, Xiao Qin whispered to me: Ye Lin ssmate, what should we do? My mothers back! How unexpected... Unexpected my ass! You clearly knew that Auntie Ren woulde back today! Obviously, you set a trap and wanted to let Auntie Ren catch me in the act! I didnt dare make a sound and stared at her. Xiao Qin had an expression as if she was wronged. I really didnt expect that mom woulde back early Ye Lin ssmate can you not get angry at me? In order to apologize, shall I do as Ye Lin ssmate requested earlier and take all my clothes off?! Take your sister off! Your mom is right outside, if you actually took off your clothes, I would never be able to exin that. As if she was actually going to do what she said, Xiao Qin threw the pillow aside and used her fingers to pinch the hem of the T-shirt, she revealed to as much as her navel. Not good! My eyes arepletely attracted to Xiao Qins navel! Why do I like seeing the mysterious navel on the clean and smooth belly so much? I also have that! But why is the shape and color of hers so good-looking? Being fascinated by a girls navel, I really am a pervert! Seeing my expression, Xiao Qin pursed her lips and lifted her T-shirt even higher. Her narrow waistline is all exposed! Stop! Stop lifting it up anymore! If you lift it up another centimeter, youll have to pixte it! At this time, Xiao Qin clearly hesitated. Was she ashamed because she was nervous about revealing her chest in front of a male student, or was it because her chest was too small? Sorry, Im afraid to lift it up aymore, my hands are numb... Xiao Qin told me with a red face. If you cant do it, then let go! Dont leave the T-shirt half raised, youre giving me too much stimtion! Um, Ye Lin ssmate, if you want to see even more, thene closer and look up from under my shirt. Who wants to get closer to you! If I do that, Ill be in a breast feeding position! Xiao Qin, are youpletely giving up your integrity? Your mom is right outside! While speaking, Xiao Qin changed how she was sitting on the bed. Her legs were gracefully bent with knees together, but now her knees were slightly separated. It wasnt vulgar, it was still a very graceful sitting posture. But just this small change, once again revealed the panties under her short skirt to me. Pink, strawberries, Hello Kitty, this wickedbination can go die! Ye Lin ssmate, dont worry, I wont resist! Ye Lin ssmate can do whatever he wants! What the hell can I do! What do you think I dare do with your mom right outside! Auntie Ren is a MMA world champion! I heard that when she went with her team topete in Hong Kong, she once single-handedly took care of 6 thugs from the triad! After that event was embellished by the newspaper, many who wanted to marry girls from the maind, all gave up! They were afraid that they would suffer from domestic abuse when they got into an argument. Although I can be considered as a good fighter amongst my peers, Im definitely not Auntie Rens adversary! I might not even be able to beat Auntie Rens daughter! I dont have to actually do anything to Xiao Qin, if Xiao Qin makes any suspicious sound, Im dead! I can already imagine the scene where Xiao Qin has a disheveled appearance and point at me with a tear-stained face saying, Mom, he did it! and Ill be kicked by Auntie Ren into a vegetative state! My life is already hanging on a line, Xiao Qin is still posing with a restricted posture. Are you not going to let it drop until Im dead! Eh? Eh? Youre even making strange groans! Although she didnt take it too far, it was only some groans simr to if the socks were too tight, but these sounds coupled with your actions... Youre giving me a physiological reaction! In a female ssmates bedroom, separated from their parents by a single door and I even pitched a tent because of their daughter! The shameless and vulgar me should go die! If I had known earlier, I wouldve spanked the monkey everyday! Whats the point of leaving so much excess sperm! I immediately bent my body over on the chair, in order to prevent Xiao Qin from noticing my peculiar state. Dont worry, Ye Lin ssmate, my mom respects my privacy, she wont casuallye into my room. Xiao Qin consoled me without any good intentions. I wont shout no matter what you do to me! If youre still worried, you can also stuff my mouth... Stop saying stuff like that! Dont provoke me to have imaginations I shouldnt have! Its already exhausting enough to hide my tent! Theres a handkerchief in the second drawer of the dressing table, if Ye Lin ssmate thinks thats too troublesome, you can also use my panties... Stop speaking! No matter what you say it sounds like Im going to end up a rapist! Raping someones underage daughter just a door away, what kind of immoral H manga plot is this! My heart suddenly trembled and I almost had a heart attack. My athletic shoes! The shoes I took off at the entrance hall! If Auntie Ren sees the shoes, shell definitely know that someone else is in the house. Does she want to not alert me by pretending she didnt see the shoes? Is she already waiting outside the bedroom with nunchuks and waiting for an appropriate time to rush in and hit me into paralysis! Xiao Qin, m-my shoes... I asked without any hope. Oh, dont worry, Ive already hid Ye Lin ssmates shoes when I went to get tea earlier. Hehe? Why the hell are youughing at me! Youre even sticking out your tongue and trying to act cute! You already long knew that your mom was going toe home, right? You even hid my shoes beforehand! Calling me here today to fix yourputer was a trap! No matter how I think of it, its a trap that Im incapable of escaping from! No, calm down, hurry and calm down, think about whether there is a way to solve the current crisis! Just think of the current situation as an escape the room game! First I have to look around for anything I can use! Ah, theres a drawer under the desk, isnt this Doraemons time machine? Time machine my ass! Hurry up and calm down! Theres not enough blood going to my head so my thoughts are bing strange! And the tent down below! Youve already snatched so much blood away, if you have an idea, quickly say it! An item! An item! An item! An useful item! The only thing on the bed is Xiao Qin, other than being able to take my life, shes useless. Theres only normal stationary on top of the desk and theptop thats in sleep mode. I didnt dare open the drawer, I was afraid it would make too much noise. The wardrobe was puffy like a load of bread. There was only the dressing table left. The hornb and HuaLu Shui on top of it didnt match. There was also a picture, earlier I was opposite the sunlight when I came in, so I couldnt see it clearly. I took a closer look. Isnt this a picture of me! Isnt this a picture of me in front of Tiananmen when I went on a vacation to Beijing with my dad in the fourth grade! In the photo, I wore a id shirt and blue shorts and I was smiling very happily under the sun. Although I already knew Little Tyrant at the time, but I still maintained a part of my childlike innocence. I was still a shota that would get candy from passing by aunties. Where the hell did you get this photo from! Seeing that I was looking at the dressing table in a sweaty manner, Xiao Qin probably guessed what I was thinking about. Ye Lin ssmate, you were so cute when you were young! This photo was given to me by Uncle Ye before I moved... Dad, you useless teammate! Youre a traitor! If you casually give your sons photo to someone else, what if they cursed me with sorcery! Also Xiao Qin, how long have you had this photo on your desk! How long have you been thinking about me? I am so scared! Maybe before going to sleep every night, youll kiss the shota in this photo as well! My yang was definitely sucked away by you, female monster! No wonder the more I grew, the more cruel I looked. Its because of you that I look like this right now! If not for being afraid of getting heard by Auntie Ren, I would immediately confiscate this photo! I wont let you feel good while looking at this shota you bullied everyday! I wont let you use a male ssmates photo to do strange things! The photo of the ss leader that I was carrying around was confiscated as well! I will also confiscate this photo one day! Xiao Qin, are you not done changing yet? Auntie Ren asked somewhat impatiently outside. Come out and tell mom about school. Xiao Qin responded: Un! Ill be there soon! She gently jumped off the bed while saying that, she also purposely held onto my thighs to maintain bnce. My body was still bent over, so I didnt dare resist. The evil Ren Xiao Qin actually turned around and made an action that she wanted to use me as a chair. Dont sit down! If you sit down, there will be a foreign sensation on your butt! If you tell this to the ss leader or any other girls, I wont have the face to go to school ever again! Seeing my expression like it was the end of the world, Xiao Qin started humming a song with satisfaction, happily opened the bedroom door and went to chat with her mother. Fortunately, from the perspective of the living room sofa, she couldnt see me sitting in the bedroom. But things are not over yet. I have no idea what Xiao Qin wants to talk about with Auntie Ren. In a way, my life or death depended on what Xiao Qin said. Chapter 53 – Mother and Daughter’s Heart to Heart Talk The television volume was lowered slightly outside, I was still sitting in the study chair, not being able to move or make a sound. This damn chair is also so ufortable. Xiao Qin and her moms conversation passed through the bedroom door, I couldnt help but overhear what they were saying. Auntie Rens voice hasnt changed much since Ist heard it when I was a child, it exhibited the independence of a mature woman. Xiao Qin acted like an obedient daughter in front of her mom and answered everything she asked. Xiao Qin, how was your week at school? Are you used to it yet? Un, the new school isnt bad! I like it a lot! I dont know what Xiao Qin likes about 28 Middle. Its good as long as you like it, even though I know that school isnt that good... say, even if you wanted to go there for school, wouldnt it have been more convenient to go to your uncles school? Buuut, I dont like private schools~~~~~~~ Although I was separated by a door and couldnt see, I could imagine Xiao Qins sappy appearance in front of her mom. Mom, dont ask about school anymore, tell me about anything interesting that happened on set! Xiao Qin changed the topic proficiently. I remember reading it from a newspaper before, after retiring from the MMA world, Auntie Ren became a martial arts coach in the film industry. Auntie Ren has participated in several Kung-fu films in the past couple of years, one of them even got an award in a foreign film festival. Which film invited her this time? Auntie Ren sighed deeply, it seems that work wasnt going that well. Dont even mention it, I told youst time, this film was a Hollywood investment. They said they wanted to Mix in Eastern elements and seize Chinas market, but its clearly a magic fantasy film, yet they insist on calling it a Kung-fu film. If it wasnt for the fact that I had good friends in the crew, I wouldnt even consider this job! Saying that she hammered the sofas armrest. As if she was afraid of scaring Xiao Qin, after stopping, Auntie Ren eased her tone. Hmph, let me tell you something, none of the American actors know anything about Kungfu, theyre all either singers, dancers or crosstalkers. (TN: crosstalk is also known as xiangshen, pretty much a duoedy act) Eh? Does crosstalk exist in America? Theyre talk show hosts! Ive always treated them as crosstalkers. Thats not bad! Their performances must be interesting, right! Xiao Qin yed the role of the listener and from time to timeforted her mom. The roles for their conversation is kinda reversed, typically shouldnt the mom be listening to the daughters problems? Interesting? Maybe only Americans might find it interesting? I cant understand that American style ofedy at all. Hou BaoLin and Chen PeiSi are much better than them! Then...is the entire cast and crew American? Mom, you better not get bullied by those American devils. Auntie Ren scoffed. Theres not that many Americans, more than half were hired locally, American sries are too high! Then again, even if all those singers, dancers, and crosstalkers ganged up on me, they wouldnt be a match for me! Though there was one ck and buff private bodyguard that looked difficult to deal with... Hearing this I started thinking: A Kung fu film starring an American, theres even a big bodyguard that Auntie Ren cant disregard. Is it the crew Ai Mis a part of? Director Cao also mentioned this film, I think it was called Legend of the Magic Cauldron or something? Isnt this too much of a coincidence! Wouldnt this mean Auntie Ren would have to coach Ai Mi on site? With Ai Mis terrible personality, would she even be able to cooperate with Auntie Ren? Im a little worried. Hehe, it seems like theres a lot of Chinese people with Mom, then I guess Im relieved? Stop talking nonsense, even if we were born in the same country, it doesnt mean were on the same side. Also, although more than half of the staff members are Chinese, we have tomunicate in English on site, it really is annoying trying to trante some martial art terms into English! Xiao Qin started giggling. Mom should be fine, right? Isnt your English very fluent? When you met dad in Hong Kong, you also didnt understand his Cantonese and ended upmunicating in English, right? Auntie Rens tone suddenly became strict: Dont call him dad! That person is unrted to us! Your surname is Ren, not his Huo!! Sorry...Mom, I wont bring it up anymore... Xiao Qin replied quietly like a mosquito. This is the first time Ive seen Auntie Ren get angry with Xiao Qin, when I was a child and saw that Little Tyrants mom was all docile and obedient, I was once very envious. The mother and daughter had nothing else to say. In the end, Auntie Ren coughed twice and broke the silence that she caused. Okay, mom shouldnt have snapped at you, dont me mom, okay? (*^__^*)Hee hee, I wont hold it against you, mom has always pampered me since I was young? Thats good. Let me tell you, today on set, something else bad happened... It seemed like Xiao Qin took a sip of tea and was waiting for her mom to continue speaking. Your mother, I, thought that none of the American actors knew Chinese, so I wasining to the cameraman and said: These people are so unprofessional, especially that blond girl, shes in such bad shape yet she came to film a Kungfu film...what do you think happened? What happened? That girl, the one who only knows how to sing, called Ai Mier, she actually came up to me and called me stupid! (TN: literally insults her as three eight, based on March 8, International womans day, just means someone who gossips, is annoying and talks behind peoples back) I can imagine that, with Ai Mis personality, after hearing Auntie Ren saying bad things to her face, she wouldnt be able to endure it. Its already good enough that she didnt order Peng TouSi to go PK Auntie Ren. It seems like Xiao Qin choked on some tea and coughed a few times. H-how strange! Why does an American have such good Chinese? Mom, you didnt stoop to her level, right? Of course, but her superior attitude really pissed me off, if she wasnt so young, I would have kicked her flying! Mom, drink some tea and moisten your throat. Auntie Ren took a sip of tea and continued speaking: What a mockery, they hired so many people who dont know Kung fu to make a Kung-fu film, they just depend on wires and CG, it really is different from before... It seems like Xiao Qin stood up from the sofa and went to the kitchen and added some water to the teapot. Hey, Xiao Qin do you want to y a role? Your skill is definitely better than theirs, right? For a role of lesser importance, I still have some authority to arrange. Im not going, showing your face in public isnt suitable for girls. Xiao Qin rejected her moms proposal without any hesitation. B-but, if you need a boy role, then theres someone around the same age as me...can I rmend someone to go and try? Does...Xiao Qin want to rmend me? Why do you keep remembering my immature dream! Stop bringing it up! I blush just thinking about it! Auntie Ren snorted. Dont tell me its that brat from teacher Yes house? Xiao Qins silence confirmed it. Auntie Ren had a habit of calling my father teacher Ye. Its technically not wrong. When I was young, dad used to give cram lessons to the kids in our neighborhood. Xiao Qin, tell me the truth: You said you had to go to 28 Middle, was it to find this brat? Xiao Qin remained silent. When I heard the conversation topic switch towards me, my heart started thumping frantically. Dont think I didnt see the photo by your bed! Even if you guys had a good rtionship when you were kids, you dont have to look at it all the time, right? A good rtionship my ass! Its because the Little Tyrant never bullied me in front of you! So Xiao Qin told you that we were good friends behind my back? This good friend practically tortured me to death every day! After talking about me, Xiao Qin never said anything. I could only to hear Auntie Ren talking non-stop. Although that Ye brat was well-behaved when he was young, after all these years, who knows what hes be? It better not just be your wishful thinking... Xiao Qin couldnt hold it in anymore. Mom, stop always calling him brat, he has a name! Hes called Ye Lin, hes now my neighbor in ss and he often helps me at school! Help... help your sister! I stepped on your shoes, pulled out your chair, poured c over your head, Ive done plenty of bad things! If you keep praising me in front of Auntie Ren, Ill be so embarrassed that I just want to crawl into a hole and die! Auntie Ren spoke with a tone of slight disbelief. Hmph, if it wasnt for the fact that you stayed home for 3 years and you finally agreed to go to school, I wouldnt have helped you to this extent! (*^__^*) *Giggle* I know that mom loves me! Dont try that act on me! Im telling you now, dont get taken advantage of by that Ye Lin. If he daresy his hands on you, break one of his arms and one of his legs. Dont worry about the consequences, Ill take care of it for you! I listened and trembled with fear. From what Ive heard from Auntie Ren, it would be a simple task for Xiao Qin to give me hemiplegia! Mom, what are you saying! I havent practiced martial arts for over three years, my strength and reaction have long since degraded to the level of an ordinary junior high student! Auntie Ren snorted out loud as a sign of skepticism. I dont believe it either. If an ordinary junior high student in China can break a perverts two fingers in the time it takes to make some small talk. Then the Captain of the police force can definitely charge into the White House on a horse and retrieve the presidents head. Mom, you dont have to worry, Im having a great time at the new school, and Ye Lin ssmate treats me very well! I am ashamed of myself, just 10 minutes earlier I was forcing Xiao Qin to take off all her clothes. Auntie Rens snort was even louder than before. Youre right, if you exclude the ck history of Little Tyrant, then I really do feel in debt to you mother-daughter pair. Auntie Ren sighed. Xiao Qin, youre too young, be careful of being deceived... Of course, I might not be qualified to say this, but as a mother, there are some things that I must say. Dont worry mom, Ye Lin will never lie to me! I dont know where Xiao Qins confidence came from as she said that line. I guess the current expression on Auntie Rens face would be worry and helplessness. Forget it, the waters done, Im going to take a bath first. Sit here and think about it a bit more, dont just blindly jump into a fire. I suddenly realized that this was an opportunity to escape. When I was hesitating, Xiao Qin twisted the handle and opened the bedroom door. Chapter 54 – First Kiss Mom already went into the bathroom, you can leave now! Xiao Qin opened the door halfway and told me through the crack of the door. I grabbed the bag and shouldered it, because I was too nervous, I made too much noise and scared myself. I carefully walked to the door trembling with trepidation, yet Xiao Qin blocked the door and didnt let me pass. I gave her a look to tell her to get out of the way. Xiao Qins expression looked both nervous and excited, she said to me with a quivering voice: K-kiss me, then Ill let you go! I opened my mouth wide and was speechless. Youre a girl, yet youre posing in the same way as those hoodlums when they mug people, are you demanding a kiss as the toll fee? I made a posture like I was going to charge through, but Xiao Qin made a very determined look, opened her arms and didnt let me pass. Although Auntie Ren went to take a shower, she can stille out at any time. I want to get this over as quickly as possible. I could only bargain with Xiao Qin. Can I kiss the forehead? Based on our heights, kissing her head took the least effort. No way! Kissing the forehead could still be seen as friendship...this is a hard toe by opportunity, I-I dont want to be friend zoned! What friend zone! Youre apletely unreasonable, sinister and cunning fellow, in what way are you qualified to be my friend? Even the old Little Tyrant was more qualified than you! Then...how about the cheeks? I couldnt help but take one step back. Xiao Qin looked down and thought for a while, then decidedly said: No! Kissing the cheeks only represents liking me at best, that degree still isnt enough! Liking you isnt enough? How greedy are you! Also, I dont even like you! Even if I was forced to kiss your face, I would have a painful expression, like I was kissing arsenic! It has to be the lips! Only kissing the lips means love! Xiao Qin stated her final condition, then nervously raised her neck and looked forward to my response. I calmly analyzed the current situation and found that I was disadvantageous in all aspects, I had topromise. Damn it! Its just a kiss! Anyways, I wont lose anything by kissing a girl! It seems like she got the answer from the determination within my eyes, Xiao Qin tiptoed, closed her eyes and waited for my kiss. Her long eyshes were fluttering, her cheeks flushed, her light pink lips were slightly perked, a seductive and charming appearance. Her posture was perfect, was this learned from the countless shoujo manga she read? The smell of hormones seemed to be floating in the air. I didnt move for a long time, I just felt that my body was hot and my mouth was dry (its all because of the AC). Xiao Qin waited for a while standing on her tippytoes. At this time, she opened her eyes, blinked at me and then closed them again. Although she didnt say anything to urge me, it gave me even more pressure. What are you being timid for? The girl doesnt even care, what are you afraid of? Xiao Qins lips arent poisonous, cant you just pretend youre giving her artificial respiration? I despised my current self. I was never even afraid of the hoodlums knives, why am Icking courage here? Its because of my timidness that Im getting yed with by Ren XiaoQin! I steeled myself. I reached out onto Xiao Qins waist, pulled her into my embrace and kissed her without warning! Mouth to mouth, it wasnt gentle at all, it was a very brutal kissing style, as if the other party was my enemy. Xiao Qin was so startled that she almost forgot how to breathe, she opened her eyes wide and looked at my face from a close distance. My face waspletely that of an aggressor, there was no love, only possessiveness and forcefulness. Hershes brushed across my cheeks, it was itchy. I kind of wanted tough, but I couldnt. If Iughed, my painstaking efforts of creating a brutish mood would be ruined. Having said that, a girls lips are really soft! Before I kissed her, I wouldnt be able to believe that such a soft thing existed on Earth. It was soft, gentle, and fragrant. Although there wasnt any electric shock that is described in some literary works, it just felt good, was cool and resembled a refreshing food. I treated Xiao Qins lips as roughly as I treat food. I also exerted strength with the arm that was hugging her waist and caused her body to stick tightly to mine, I bet that itll be difficult for her to breathe now. Hmph, this way, it wont be a mutual kiss, but a forced kiss, eh? I admired Xiao Qins astonished expression. It was like I was a cat that she raised since a young age but suddenly became a fierce tiger. I kissed her firmly and refused to let go, I wont stop until she feels disgusted and pushes me away. Not good, I kissed too hard and I think I swallowed some of Xiao Qins saliva. A peppermint taste, did she chew some gum beforehand? Excluding the taste of peppermint, there was a faintly discernible sour taste. In order to aid digestion, saliva is acidic, isnt it normal to carry a hint of sourness? However, its just saliva, yet why do I feel that Xiao Qins saliva isnt as sour as mine? If the two were contrasted, wouldnt hers be sweet? I felt utter despair for me, who was sucking a female ssmates saliva while analyzing whether it was sour or sweet. What was even more uneptable was that Xiao Qin recovered from her initial astonishment and began to enjoy my beast-like kiss. She closed her eyes again and responded by moving her lips. Because she wasnt tall enough, she tiptoed to the point where her legs went soft. Because our face was too close, I couldnt see the details of her expression, I could only tell that she was blushing and was at my mercy. At this distance, I could see the entire arc of her neck, it was elegant and clean like a swan. My brutal assault was in danger of failing. Not only did it not make Xiao Qin feel disgusted, it might even create the misperception that I like her. For now, the only thing I could do other than stop the kiss and concede, was act even more like a brute. I have to stick my tongue in. This happens often in H manga, many pure girls would turn pale at the strange uncles tongue kiss and may even choke and cough. Xiao Qins mouth was small, her tongue was as well, if I did that, it would be very painful, right? Based on Einsteins theory of rtivity, if I think that your saliva is sweet, you must think that my saliva is bitter, right? If I stuffed my big and bitter tongue in your small mouth, you would definitely spit it out in disgust, right? Then youll hate me, right? You wont bother me anymore, right? Can I escape to freedom with brother Optimus Prime andrades? Just do it. I bound Xiao Qins waist very fiercely, raised my other hand and pinched her cheek. Her face is also so soft and smooth, the pore density for females arepletely different from that of males. I still had a wound on my thumb that still hasnt recovered from the fight a couple days ago, after getting rubbed by my rough fingers, Xiao Qinsshes quivered, it seemed like it hurt. You cant even stand this? The worst has yet toe! With a little force, Xiao Qins soft face slightly deformed under my hands. Xiao Qins eyes were still closed and still had no idea what I was about to do. I suddenly stuck out my tongue and easily broke through her first line of defense. I simultaneously increased my grip strength and Xiao Qin couldnt help but open her jaw. My thick tongue was instantly crammed into the deepest parts! Xiao Qinsplexion became deathly white, her eyes were opened wide and she made a whimpering sound. Looking at her terrified expression, she definitely didnt like what I did. I didnt really feel anything special, I just felt that Xiao Qins oral cavity was wet and slippery. Her tongue was trying to avoid contact with me, but her mouth was too small, so there was nowhere to evade to. I quickly pressed her tongue under mine and continued to explore around. I felt that I almost touched her little tongue in her throat. We learned in biology ss that this little tongue was called the uv, on an ancient book there was a better sounding name, the Larynx Flower. I think its main purpose was to prevent food from flowing back into the nasal cavity when swallowing. Another use is if you identally ate something poisonous, you can try to use your fingers to knock the little tongue to induce vomiting. If I touched it, she definitely wont be happy, right? The feeling of wanting to vomit is a physiological reaction that no one can go against! In this state, Xiao Qin obviously couldnt say anything, in order to resist her vomit reactions she already started crying. She was embarrassed and anxious, she didnt understand why she received such treatment. She finally started to resist, she pressed her two hands against my chest and push herself out of my arms. As soon as she left my embrace, she lost all of the strength in her body and fell on her legs. Her breathing was rushed, and her chest constantly rose up and down, her face was red to the point where it could start steaming. H-how could this... After a long time, she finally said while gasping for breath. This was my first kiss~~~ It was my first kiss yet Ye Lin ssmate already stuffed his tongue in~~~~~ I looked down at her and had no intention of reflecting. When Xiao Qin sneaked a look up at me, I deliberately stuck out my tongue and licked the corners of my mouth, showing an extremely greedy expression. Hmph, wasnt this the toll fee? Are you regretting it? With my reminder, Xiao Qin had a look of Ah, I identally forgot. Soon after, she lowered her head, like she was the one who did something wrong. She finally muttered to me: If Ye Lin ssmate likes to kiss me so much, Ill let you kiss me as much as you want in the future, but currently Im not prepared yet... Hmph, you wont be prepared in the future either, your mouth is so small, if I touch the Larynx Flower with my tongue, you wont be able to help it and want to vomit. This is a conditioned reflex, it was a theory that Pavlov proved by experimenting with hundreds of dogs, its the same as the knee reflex, it cant be suppressed by willpower! Understanding that demanding for a fee can only end in such a way, will Xiao Qin exercise more restraint in the future? But it had nothing to do with me anymore, as long as I didnt forget to take away the cardboard box with brother Optimus Prime, I wont have anything to do with Xiao Qin anymore. I was just about to turn to get the box, but Xiao Qin pulled my hand from behind. Ye Lin ssmate, quickly go now, my slow-going mom should being out now! Chapter 55 – Cybertron Seven Part Play Not yet, I still have to grab the box... Halfway through, I was involuntarily pulled out of the bedroom by Xiao Qin. What is this sorcery? Why does it feel like Xiao Qin was not using brute force to take me away, but subtly making me lose my bnce so that I had to take a step myself? Every time I took a step, every change that took ce in my posture was exploited by Xiao Qin. She guided me like flowing water, as if I was dreaming and led me to the entrance hall step by step. Thankfully, I was only wearing socks, the bathroom was filled with the sounds of running water, so Auntie Ren was not able to hear any movement outside. But even if I was wearing thick-soled boots, I think that Xiao Qin had the ability to remove the force I would exert on the floor, and thus not make any noise. Is this also martial arts? Its so strange! Its giving me goosebumps! I heard that Auntie Ren came from an influential martial arts family, she was ridiculed by her seniors when she went to do MMA. They said that she did not learn the exquisite martial art handed down through her family, but went to learn the mishmash MMA, it really shamed their ancestors. Later, Auntie Ren became the MMA world champion, but those seniors were still dissatisfied. They said Auntie Ren only won because she learned some superficial knowledge passed down through the family and the MMA world champion was still a long way gone from bing number one. As for the senior that said this, no one knows what exactly number one is. Having said that, what Xiao Qin used earlier definitely was not a move in MMA. Was this the martial art that was passed down in the family? Just the superficial knowledge was already so chilling? Why didnt she use it on me when she was the Little Tyrant? It wasnt that difficult to understand just by thinking for a bit. At that time, I was below her in terms of both height and strength. She did not need to use this advanced skill to deal with me. I immediately fell into a deep sense of inferiority. I dont know if I can use the Berserker mode to win against the current Xiao Qin. Although I had no reason to fight with her... even if I did want to fight, Xiao Qin would not get serious. Bullying a girl thatll throw the match, I havent fallen that far yet. Xiao Qin pulled me away while whispering in my ear: You go wear your shoes first, Ill bring the box out to you. I was worried and said that Ill go in to get it myself. Stop being obstinate, Ye Lin ssmate, time is tight! You knew that time was tight and yet you still asked for a toll? It felt good having my tongue stuffed in, huh? Serves you right! It was an inappropriate time to reflect on the taste of Xiao Qins lips. I found my shoes on the carpet of the foyer, I dont know when Xiao Qin found the time to bring it here. I was still a bit hesitant, I didnt know whether I should go back to get the box or not. Seeing the expression on my face, Xiao Qin half swore and half-threatened me: Ill be responsible for bringing the box out! Im telling you now, since my mom thinks that Im the only one here, she doesnt wear clothes right after taking a shower! Ye Lin ssmate if you dilly-dally so much, do you actually want to see my mom naked? Who wants to see Auntie Ren naked! Youre treating me as too much of a pervert! I was already embarrassed by hearing Auntie Ren taking a shower! I could only crouch down and tie myces with a red face. Xiao Qin went back into the bedroom to get the box as she promised. Maybe because I was anxious and nervous that it felt like she took quite some time in there. Finally, Xiao Qin wobbled out hugging the box. She was walking very slowly while making heavy breathing sounds like that box was heavy or something. Stop acting! Give me that damn box! Ahh! It seemed the box blocked Xiao Qins view, she was tripped by the sofa leg. She fell onto the sofa and dropped the box. My heart almost jumped out. A fake trip! A real-life fake trip! It was even faker than Rooneys and Ronaldos! Wheres the referee, quickly blow the whistle and give the red card! (TN: What about Neymar Jr.) Xiao Qin, whats wrong? Auntie Rens voice came from the bathroom. Wuu~~nothing, I just tripped... Xiao Qin lifted her face and answered her moms question while spitting out her tongue at me and acting cute. I couldnt help but want to choke her to death. Ill ruthlessly strangle you, at that time you can stick out your tongue as long as you want! Fortunately, the box was sealed tight, so the toys in the box didnt spill out. Xiao Qin climbed up from the sofa, hugged the box, and wobbled towards me again. Hah, hah~ Could you not make so many sounds, the box isnt even heavy! Stop pretending to be a porter! Even if you were a porter you would be the Popeye type! Xiao Qin finally slowly walked in front of me and reluctantly handed the box over. Ye Lin ssmate, can I go see themter? She was speaking like the box was filled with her children. No! Bad people like you dont have visitation rights! Stop dreaming! Xiao Qin whimpered like a kitten or puppy that was bullied. Because I was shouldering a bag and was holding the box with both my hands, it was difficult to open the door. I was afraid that I would make too much noise because I wasnt familiar with Auntie Rens door lock. So I ordered Xiao Qin to help me open the door. Although she was reluctant, she still opened the security door, allowing me to safely leave. After I closed the door, Auntie Ren seemed to have said something to Xiao Qin, but I couldnt hear it. I had no need to hear it. I left the dragons den and rescued the hostages that have been kidnapped or many years, I finally realized. As I walked in the middle of some lc tree, I thought that Xiao Qins behavior wasnt too bad today. At least she gave brother Optimus Prime back to me. But this meant that she was useless now, I wont be ckmailed by her anymore. I couldnt help but hum the moving opening from Fist of Legend. The sky was getting dark, I really wasted a lot of time at Xiao Qins ce. I suddenly thought of something, Xiao Qin wouldnt have done something to the box when getting it for me, right? Like taking Optimus Prime out or something? I shook my head, although Xiao Qin took some time, it wasnt long enough to the point where she could unseal the box then reseal it again. Also, if she ripped the tape off the box, it would have made arge sound and I wouldve heard it. Besides, I remembered the weight of the box, it didnt change. When I shook it, the sound of the robots and the foam rubbing was the exact same. Time to take the subway! I tried my best to suppress the joy in my heart. I havent liked robot toys since I was 14 years old. When I entered the subway for security screening, the security inspector scanned my box and made a strange expression. Whats so strange! Is it strange for a person of my age to carry a box of robot toys? Im going to give it to my little brother or nephew! The people on the subway tform were also very rude and kept looking at my box. I hugged the box tighter in order to prevent someone from snatching brother Optimus Prime. Thinking of it, when I was younger, I directed a seven-part y The Liberation of Cybertron on the chessboard at home, though Ive only got up to the third part. Should I let brother Optimus Prime make aeback and finish this seven-part y? But its a bit childish, right? Although I still remember the plot... After sitting on the subway, many people looked at my box as well. A male-female pair pointed at me and snickered from afar. Whats so funny! After your children watch the Cybertron Seven-part y I directed and see the degree I imitated the plot, youll regretughing at me! I went home puzzled. Dad was eating noodles, judging by his appearance, he probably thought that I wouldnte back for dinner today. Speaking truthfully, after getting this box of toys, I dont feel like eating. I was only thinking about how to finish the Cybertron Seven Part y. My dad must have seen through me. He put down his chopsticks, swallowed the noodles, raised his eyebrows and asked: Xiao Lin? Why are you holding a box of tampons so happily? T-tampons!? I turned the box around and saw that the front of the box really said extrarge, leak-proof, scientific, sleep well, there was also a huge picture of a tampon as if they were afraid that no one knew what was inside. No wonder everyone was looking at me! No, no! The box that Xiao Qin first gave me didnt have a tampon on it, it was a picture of instant noodles! Did Xiao Qin pull a switcheroo on me? I didnt answer my dad and rushed into my room, I didnt even use a knife and ripped open the box with my bare hands. The box was filled with foam. But brother Optimus Prime wasnt inside, let alone him, none of the robot toys were there. The box was filled with photos of Xiao Qin, at least 20. Every single photo had a wooden frame, the type that was convenient to be ced on a desk. It seems like the photos were taken this month, every single one was full of smiles, eyes full of expectation for a happy life. My heart dropped. Ah, what purpose do I have for living! Xiao Qin, what are you trying to pull? Just because you had a photo of me on your dressing table, did you also want me to pick a photo and put it in my room? If I ced these 20 photos in my room, I would have 40 eyes like this staring at me and I could say goodbye to sleep. I was tricked again. Not only did I not rescue brother Optimus Prime, I was forcibly given 20 of Xiao Qins photos. I wouldnt even know how to exin it if my dad discovered them. I could only reseal it with tape and stuff it into the farthest ce under the bed. That damn Xiao Qin! Im definitely going to continue bullying her at school! Im going to bully her until she cries! Chapter 56 – Traitor I had nothing to do on Sunday. Although I still ran around Dongshan Lake 3 times in the morning as usual, when I got back I didnt feel like doing anything at all. I borrowed my fathers Scientific American and wanted to see if the scientificmunity had invented a way to make women extinct. (TN: hardcore MGTOW) It hasnt been invented yet, it seems like I still have to endure Xiao Qins harassment on Monday. Thats right, Loud Mouth still wanted me to apologize to the ss leader. I still feel that I cant say it. If not, Ill give Xing Xing a call and get the Five Tiger Punishment Squad to harass the ss leader, then Ill go save her and use that as my apology. Nah, this methods too dirty, also I already told the Five Tiger Punishment Squad to stop doing that kind of stuff. Monday, I woke up when it was still dark, I got up with a twist and went to jog at Dongshan Lake. I ran fiveps in one go, the the elderly man wearing the Kungfu shirt nodded to me while twirling his beard, meaning you youngster has willpower. I dont really have much willpower, I was filled with resentment towards Xiao Qin. When I arrived at the schools main entrance, I lifted the sleeves on my left arm and looked at the watch on my wrist, it was 7:10, I came too early. I suddenly heard someone calling me. I subconsciously thought it was Xiao Qin. I turned around only to find it was a boy I didnt recognize. He was wearing our schools uniform, white and clean, a face that girls would like, his eyes were especially spirited. It seemed like a first year student, my junior. I was surprised that he was brave enough to start a conversation with me, I was notorious in 28 Middle, even third years avoided me. Brother Ye Lin, did you forget me? The boy spoke as if he knew me. Have I seen you before? I wasnt good at remembering faces (unless they had a distinct characteristic), it doesnt rule out people that I may have met but forgot. Ah, important people have short memories! You saved me on Thursday night! Eh? Did I save someone? These past couple of days have been terrible, so I already forgot what happened on Thursday? Seeing me scratch me head, the boy continued speaking: It was under the bridge! If brother Ye Lin didnt help, I wouldve been tossed into the water by those hoodlums! I suddenly realized, pointed to his nose and said: Ah, youre that puppy love bastard! Hearing me say puppy love, the boy grabbed my finger in fear, saw that there was no one around and said to me in a low voice: Brother Ye Lin dont speak so loudly, Ill be finished if my sister heard. I purposely spoke in a very loud voice: WHOS YOUR SISTER? The boy grimaced, and made an expression begging me to lower my voice , then spoke like an undercover agent: Brother Ye Lin you didnnt know? Shes your ssmate! She has long hair, the one called Shu Sha... The ss leader is your sister! No wonder I didnt pay attention too much when I first saw you, other than noticing your eyes were especially bright! It turns our youre a sniper family! So the one that Shu Sha was riding a bike to look for was you! Her only younger brother and he was still outside in the middle of the night, of course she had toe out and look for you! As a result, your clothes were kicked dirty by someone, you were afraid of telling the truth and thats why you were suspected of getting into a fight, right? I heard that you also got into a big fight with your sister? Youre a really troublesome brat, eh! The boy was embarrassed being stared at by me. Brother Ye Lin, I heard that my sister caused you trouble in ss the next day, Im really sorry. I scoffed. Theres still a lot of people you should be sorry to. The boy tried to exin to me: Brother Ye Lin, I had no choice! If I said that I was with Xiao Hua, my sister would explode! Shes very strict towards me! She should be strict with you, youre only in first year yet youre learning puppy love, if I was your brother I would also be strict with you! The boy touched his hair and startedughing: Ha ha ha, brother Ye Lin, I really hoped you were my brother. What do you mean? I felt he was hinting at something. Hehe, nothing much, I just thought that brother Ye Lin is impressive, that other day, you easily beat those 5, if you were my brother, no one would bully me! That easy for you to say, the opponent that day had a knife, if I slipped up it wouldnt have been a joke. The boy suddenly changed the topic: Brother Ye Lin, what do you think of my sister? The corner of my eyes twitched, I felt that his question was very strange. What else? Apetent ss leader! The boy was up to no good and winked at me. Not that, Im saying, from a male looking at a female perspective, what do you think? I looked at him seriously and he faced me sincerely. Not good. I remembered the time she almost killed me on the lectern, Too, violent. The boy exined to me in a flurry: My sister isnt usually like that! Thats a rare urrence! Brother Ye Lin just happened to encounter it that day! My mouth twitched and I didntment. Moreover, my sister is pretty, right? All the boys in my ss boast about how good my sister looks. The hell, did you take all the boys in the ss to visit your sister? Is Chinas future resting on the shoulders of these flower buds? Why does the future seem so bleak? Well to be honest, Shu Sha is indeed good looking, even her little brother has the aptitude to be a trap, even if he grows up ipetent he can still go be a male prostitute. Brother Ye Lin, my sister takes care of people very well, she cooks dinner for me every night and her cooking is amazing! Are they not living with their parents? Ive never bothered to ask about the ss leaders personal life. Hmph, what does that have to do with me! The boy was stunned, he lowered his ahead and thought for a while then said something astonishing: Brother Ye Lin, you might as well just take my sister away! Eh? Did you sell out your sister just like that ya brat! If the Japanese devils fought over again, youre already an adequate traitor! Brother Ye Lin, Im not joking with you, I really hope that you pick her up! Why? I wanted to hear his reasons. Do you have to ask, brother Ye Lin, If you became my sisters boyfriend, then no one at school can bully me anymore, right? Also... What else? Also...the reason my sister can be so confident is because she uses herself as a model. Think about it, if she also started dating, then she wouldnt be able to talk about my girlfriend, right? Eh? Seems like I underestimated him, this boy is pretty scheming! From his perspective, he had nothing to lose! Of course, he lost his sister, but it didnt seem like he cared what his sister thought. Having this kind of little brother at home, Shu Sha, you really are unlucky! No need! Im not interested! I said as I walked towards the school doors. The boy followed behind me while saying: Brother Ye Lin, dont be so quick to refuse! Im on duty today so Ill go first, Ille find you again during break! I ignored him and went directly to the second year ss 3 ssroom. The first thing I saw was the ss leader and amittee member discussing about the g raising ceremony. Hmph, youre still in the mood to worry about the g raising ceremony! You still dont know that theres a traitor at home! Youre about to get sold by your younger brother! As I passed by her, the ss leader didnt even look at me. I didnt know whether it was because she was still angry at me, or because she didnt care about this troublemaker anymore. Hmph, if youre not looking at me, then I wont look at you, anyways I dont have a treacherous younger brother. Even if your brother doesnt sell you to me, hell sell you to someone else, at that time you can go cry in regret! I sat onto my own seat and put my backpack down. Xiao Qin followed me into the ssroom. Ah!!!!!!!!! Xiao Qin screamed, startling the few people in the ssroom causing them to look at her in confusion. Ye Lin ssmate, why arent you wearing a matching outfit with me today! Today I wore the school uniform, it was because Monday was the g raising ceremony, so it was mandatory to wear the school uniform. Today she wore a dark gray dress along with thick ck stockings, it looked quite warm. It kind of feels like she wore this to match the dark gray causal clothes I worest time. But since I wore the school uniform today, her dream was shattered once again. Thats why youre making such a pitiful moan, right? In order to not disrupt the order of the line, during the g raising ceremony, the people who didnt wear the school uniform has to stand at the back. As it happens I was the tallest in the ss, so I always stood at the back. This way, wouldnt Xiao Qin have to listen to the school leaders admonishment standing behind me? Hmph, I still havent settled the debt about brother Optimus Prime! Chapter 57 – Flag Raising Ceremony The g raising ceremony has always been hosted by the third-year queen of the school. Shes number one in the school for debate, recital and singing. When she read lines, her voice was resonant. Today was no exception, her high and sharp voice had some haughtiness in this cold morning. She first introduced the g bearer and protector for a long time and then announced: Now raising the national g, y the national anthem, everyone stand straight and pay attention! Along with the line Arise! All who refuse to be ves!, all the students were drowsy, they were shivering and staring at the rising red g, who knew what they were thinking about. Xiao Qin was arranged behind me by themittee member, I guess they felt that because of my body type I could easily cover Xiao Qin who didnt wear the school uniform. Ha ha, a blessing in disguise? Xiao Qin spoke to herself. Although I didnt wear matching outfits with Ye Lin ssmate, Im able to stand so close to him during the g raising ceremony? Ipletely ignored her. When the national anthem reached Lets build our new Great Wall!, I felt Xiao Qin poking me with her finger from behind. I ignored her, as a result she kept on poking and added sounds as well: Poke, poke, poke... Who are you poking? Do you want to die! I seethed with anger but I didnt turn around to look at her. The more I looked at her the more annoying shell get. It seems like Ye Lin ssmate isnt happy... Xiao Qin finally stopped poking me. No shit, you switched the box that brother Optimus Prime, do you think Ill be happy? Hearing that, Xiao Qin stammered. I was wrong... I made Ye Lin ssmate get happy for nothing, Im really sorry... Sorry? How many times have you apologized to me? Youre already lost all credibility in my eyes! B-but I was just bewitched for a moment! If I returned all the toys to Ye Lin ssmate, then Ye Lin ssmate might ignore me! If you ignore me, Ill die! Tsk, do you think youre a hamster? Youll die from loneliness? Un...if I can be liked by Ye Lin ssmate if I turn into a hamster, then Ill turn into a hamster without the slightest hesitation! What the hell, do you think youre Sun Wukong and can change whenever you like? Even if you get stic surgery in Korea, its impossible to be a hamster, right? That... Ye Lin ssmate, out of those photos that I gave you, do you have any you like? She finally mentioned those photos, as expected she hoped me to pick one and put it beside my bed to look at everyday. She doesnt even think about what kind of torment it is. Your photos? Ah, those wicked stuff, Ive already sealed it up with taoist talismans! I wont let them out to harm people! How could you! Xiao Qin made another wail. This time themittee member brought another person over, taking a closer look it was Eunuch Cao, Cao JingShen. Not only did Cao JingShen not wear the school uniform, he was alsote by 10 minutes. He was now standing to my right carrying his backpack. After Xiao Qin noticed that another boy was standing next to me, she stopped speaking immediately and nervously shrank behind me. Eh? Is your gender cognitive disorder still not cured? Are you that afraid to be in contact with males of your own age? We had thorough contact on Saturday at your house! I still remember the taste of your tongue! At this time, the national anthem was over and the most beautiful girl in our school again announced: Next up, we have a speech by year 2 ss 1s student representative Xu Yan! A wave of dispersed apuse, mainly from the students in the front row. The short girl called Xu Yan stood up there and read from her text word by word. In the face of the bright red five-star g, our hearts undte, and our blood boils. Remember, for centuries, the Chinese people have suffered from a history of invasions and humiliation... Again with the invasions and humiliations, cant you change-up what you talk about? Humph, if I was the student representative, my patriotic speech would be much more inspiring than hers! Her tone is just that of a resentful woman! If it was me, I would tell everyone how the Chinese people should get revenge, I dont even have to talk about the Japanese devils, but we also cant let Indonesia and Vietnam off. Although Russia owes us more than 1.5 million square kilometers of territory, we cant have a fall out with them now. We should first start with India, with the support of our close brother Pakistan, well first win back South Tibet! Anyways, we already have the Qinghai-Tibet railway, it isnt 1962 self-defense counterattack of the China-India border anymore! Ah, if old man Zhang knew what I was thinking, hell admonish me as a little fascist again. But the Chinese have been bullied for so many years, when can we get payback? There is an ancient saying, one who does not exact revenge is not a gentleman, arent we a country of gentleman? Just because the international environment changed and everyone wants to develop peacefully, are all previous debts invalidated? I suddenly felt that my experiences were like Chinas, both were very miserable. When I was thin and weak, I was bullied by Little Tyrant to the point where I would wish for death. I finally grew stronger and wanted to find Little Tyrant for revenge, but it ended up with him saying that he was actually a girl and he hates fighting. Sneaking a look at Xiao Qin behind me, her head was lowered and her expression was covered by her bangs. She had a reserved stance, if anyone else saw, they would think that she was a quite girl who was afraid of strangers, eh? I really canty my hands on this kind of Xiao Qin, but, I could be like China and impose economic sanctions on other countries, I could probably use soft violence against Xiao Qin, right? Thats right, the checkered book that Xiao Qin copied on Friday, as the chiefbor contractor I should pay her wage of 1000 yuan. Sorry, dont even think about this money. I often see on newspapers where the chiefbor contractor are behind on paying sry. In the end, the migrant workers kills themselves by jumping off a building. If I embezzled Xiao Qins pay, this kind of despicable conduct, she must hate me, right? Oh wait, she didnt even know you get paid for it, Ill let her know next time. Not only would I let her know, Ill tell her the pay is very good but I wont even give her a cent of it. I wont even buy her a popsicle, Ill enjoy it by myself and anger her to death. I obviously dont know how Im going to spend it yet, but most likely Ill donate it to the Jet Li One Foundation Project. In the end, its Ai Mis money, Im not hurt over an Americans money. The g raising ceremony reached the point where the school leaders started speaking, first was the old principal that didnt have much hair left. He stood on the tform and said: Does everyone still remember me? I am... your principal! The old principalsical look made everyoneugh. The vice-principal pushed the old principal and chased him off the stage. Its said that the old principal was retiring soon, the vice-principal would seed as the principal, so he has basically regarded himself as the leader. But the students preferred the old principal, because he didnt like putting on airs, liked to tell jokes, and often strolled into ssrooms after ss to see how the students are doing, you couldnt go wrong with talking with the principal about whatever you were worried about. Of course, the vice-principal and the headteacher were very dissatisfied with his methods of doing things. They felt that he caused problems for the school leaders and made everyone not respect them. They even spread rumors that the old principal had Alzheimers thats why he didnt act like a principal. I think that if Alzheimers could make a principal so popr, then let all the principals in the world get Alzheimers. After the old principal was chased off the stage, it was the vice-principals turn for his long and annoying speech. He first talked about examination issues, then health and finally said that puppy love was extremely dangerous. The headteacher standing behind the vice-principal was unhappy, this owl-like auntie always felt that she was in charge of matters regarding early love and that the vice-principal shouldnt overstep his bounds, but he was the next principal. Cao JingShen standing on my right side couldnt hold on anymore. His bag wasrge and heavy, but I bet that there werent many textbooks inside, it was definitely full of some strange things that undermined social stability and unity. He might have even took the female ssmates nude PS photos and made it into a calendar, nning to make a huge profit in the neighboring sses. The bag was heavy enough to make him huffing for breath. Seeing that neither Xiao Qin or I was talking, Cao JingShen started talking with me. Leader Ye, my father feels that it really is a pity that you didnt act in his micro film! That Jin Ling Young Thug role was tailored for you! My face dropped. Are you saying that Im suited to act as viins? Cao JingShen quickly smiled apologetically: No no, what this disciple is saying, masters acting skills are superb and any role should be very easy for you! Also, that body full of muscles is perfect for film! I keep feeling that whenever the Cao father and son pair mention my muscles, theyre talking about porn films. I dont want to act it at all, let Director Cao find someone else and dont dy business. Cao JingShen nodded. Master is right, film waits for no one. Over the weekend my father went to the theater school, he hasnt found anyone suitable yet, but hell probably choose someone from there. I felt relieved after hearing Cao JingShen say that, this kind of thing should have been left to professionals in the first ce. But father still cannot forget you, he says that even if you wont act as Jin Ling Young Thug, he wants to find someone with a simr disposition to yours. I hope theres someone like that in theater school. But if you went to the theater school and looked like me, wouldnt that be a tragedy? I suddenly remembered that when the old principal often strolled into our ss before, he often encouraged the students to develop in all directions. He told us that although 28 Middle was a normal middle school, there were many alumni who became famous actors! Because we were psychically close to that film city, we had an advantage, sometimes the productions crew woulde here to find extras. Some students were taken a fancy to by a director, then they were given more important roles. This has happened in 28 Middle, Qingzi Academy, and Dongshan 1 Middle. From 28 Middle, there were currently 3 actors still in the film industry. Their most well-known screen roles were: the Vige Tyrant Liu HeiGou, the unscrupulous merchant Xu WeiYang, and the traitor Wang FuGui. They were collectively known as the Repulsive Three, and was what the other schools used to ridicule 28 Middle. If I acted as Jin Ling young thug, would we be known as the Repulsive Four? Anyways, is the vice-principals speech done yet?! My legs are getting sore! Chapter 58 – A Sensitive Topic Even my legs were sore, Cao JingShen this fatty definitely couldnt hold on anymore. Master Ye, what the hell is wrong with the vice-principal today! My fucking legs are about to break! I lightly nodded my head in agreement. Sigh, Im seriously unlucky and Im carrying such a big bag...anyways, didnt our school have some female students that are anemic? If someone fainted, wouldnt the vice-principals speech finally end? Iughed and said: I guess, but how could there be that much of a coincidence. Right after I finished speaking, I heard a dull sound behind me. I knew something was up, I turned around and saw Xiao Qinying on the floor like a dead fish. She was facing down, along with her dark gray casual clothes, her posture made her look like a penguin. The line suddenly fell into disorder. What happened? It seems like a girl fainted! Its anemia right? Its all because the vice-principal just keeps going on and on! Ha, now the g raising ceremony can finally end, eh! Although I was closest to Xiao Qin, I didnt want to help her up. It was definitely like on Saturday when she fell onto the sofa, she was faking it. She must have heard me agreeing with Eunuch Cao, so she decided to act as the anemic girl and faint during the g raising ceremony so that it can end earlier and garner my favor. Keep dreaming! Do you think I can be bought over that easily! You can get up by yourself, you swindler! I suddenly noticed that there were faint bloodstains on Xiao Qins forehead. Eh? Whats wrong? Did she actually faint? Or was it to be more realistic, she actually fell onto the cement without holding back? Are you crazy? Is it worth it to go that far just to garner my favor? I wanted to crouch down and support her. The ss leader and the P.E.mittee member came from the front of the line. Dont touch her, Ill bring Xiao Qin to the infirmary. The ss leader had an expression as if I would take advantage of Xiao Qin or something. Dont look down on people, okay? Ive already taken enough advantage of her on Saturday! The P.E.mittee member helped support Xiao Qin, since our P.E.mittee member was also a female, so Xiao Qin should be fine. After Xiao Qin was supported up by the two girls, she still looked extremely feeble and both her eyes were closed tight. A lock of hair in front of her forehead was red, as expected she was bleeding. The ss leader and the P.E.mittee member werent strong enough, if it was me I would have carried Xiao Qin on my arms and left. I asked if they needed my help to take Xiao Qin to the infirmary. The P.E.mittee member was about to respond when the ss leader coldly said at the side: Didnt you hear what the vice-principal just said? In 100 Rules Prohibiting Intimate Contact between Sexes, its explicitly stipted that you cant take the opposite sex to the infirmary, do you want all of our sss points to be deducted? I didnt know if she was referring to me or the P.E.mittee member when she said you, under the ss leaders gaze Cao JingShen shrank back. He didnt wear the school uniform and he camete, he probably caused the most deduction of our sss points today. I watched as they supported Xiao Qin away by her arms. In an instant where no one was looking, Xiao Qin looked back at me, opened one eye and winked mischievously. That probably meant Tactic sess! Ye Lin ssmate can go back to the ssroom early! Surely enough, she didnt actually faint. But her forehead was actually bleeding, the vermilion blood was already dripping off the ends of her hair. I thought that girls always cherished their own bodies. Did she do that much just to let me stand 5 minutes less? Xiao Qin, are you smart, or are you stupid? Is she trying to hurt herself to trick me? Dont fall for it! Be the bad guy until the end! Didnt I say that I would bully her! Though I felt that since she was hurt, I couldnt bear do it. Xiao Qin didnte back for the first ss, it seems that the school doctor is taking care of her in the infirmary. The ss leader told everyone to not worry, she wasnt seriously hurt. So shes not hurt badly! Doesnt that mean I can continue bullying her? In order to check whether I can continue bullying her, I should visit her after ss. Dont misunderstand, Im not worried about her. It was only in order to collect intelligence to refine my n of bullying Xiao Qin. But I wasnt able to go after ss, because the ss leader and the girls she leads went to Xiao Qin like a swarm of bees. I dont want to gather together with those bunch of annoying girls! Then again if I went right after first period, she might think that I cared about her or something. Ill conduct neglect y! She still hasnte back during the second period. I was puzzled. I thought she wasnt hurt that badly? Or is she going to wait until I visit her? Theres a break after the second period, and theres radio calisthenics in between. I reckon that no one should go see Xiao Qin during radio calisthenics, right? I tried to sneakily slip out of the ssrooms back door. Im making a fuss over nothing, even if the ssmates did see me, they wont know where Im going. When passing the ss leaders seat, the ss leader that was writing something seriously suddenly stopped me. You want to skip radio calisthenics, right? She asked while writing something. ... If you skip radio calisthenics, our ss points are going to be deducted again. She was saying that like its all my fault if our ss doesnt get the circting red g. (TN: award for good behavior.) Whatever, if you want to skip, then skip. I cant control everyone, Ive already lost hope for this weeks discipline red g. ... I just hope that you skipped radio calisthenics to do something meaningful. Does visiting Xiao Qin count as something meaningful? Im not sure. As I walked out of the ssroom door, I heard the ss leader gently sigh. Is she troubled? Is it because of the circting red g or because of her disobedient little brother? I walked near the infirmary on the first floor. At this time the hallway was silent and empty, I could only hear the sounds that my sneakers made against the marble floor. I suddenly started worrying about what I should say when I see Xiao Qin. Should I say You really are stupid or should I say Now youre disfigured and cant get married anymore hahaha? There were faint voices of two people talking in the infirmary, one of it should be Xiao Qin. I remember that the school doctor should be an air-headed big sister, possibly a nursing school graduate, so she didnt really have any medical expertise. One time when we finished ying basketball, Shen ShaoYi might have caught something and came down with cold sweats and an aching stomach. When I came with him to the infirmary, other than a thermometer, she could only ask: How are you feeling? What kind of medicine do you think you need? Shen ShaoYi was pissed and said: If I knew, why the hell would Ie here? Thats strange, I remember that the school doctor wasnt talkative, why is she using such a loud voice to converse with Xiao Qin? I stopped outside the infirmary door and listened to what they were talking about. It was Xiao Qins voice first. ...milk and papaya, right? How much should I eat every day? Eh? Are they discussing about healthy eating? Xiao Qin seems very interested. A mature womans voice followed. Un, you should also do massages before bed, it shouldnt be toote for someone of your age... What the hell are they talking about? Also was the second voice the school doctor? Why does it feel like her voice doesnt match the one I remember? Other than voices, I could also hear scratching sounds of someone writing on paper. It seems like Xiao Qin was taking notes, like the conversation was very important and Xiao Qin had to remember it. T-then, would it get bigger if I do this? Xiao Qins tone was eager and scared. Dont rush, youre only 14, you still have room to grow... Receiving the school doctors encouragement, Xiao Qin sounded more confident. Then, can I be as big as you one day? The school doctorughed out loud. You can stop dreaming of that, Im an E cup. Also, why are you so hooked on breast size? Is your boyfriend making you do breast ****? What the hell is the school doctor saying to Xiao Qin! Were they talking about breasts? Also, she even said something censored like breast ****, is she trying to defy the gods! What kind of wicked knowledge are you trying to impart to an underage girl! I angrily opened the infirmary door. Chapter 59 – New School Doctor TN: Thank you SFcipher for kofi suppport appreciate it! Enjoy the chapter guys! There were two beds in the infirmary, Xiao Qin was lying on the one near the window. The injury on her forehead was wrapped in gauze and fastened with adhesive tape, it was handled very appropriately. Before seeing me, Xiao Qin was leaning against a pillow and taking notes,pletely forgetting the fact that she was injured. The female school doctor wearing a white gown had her legs crossed and was sitting on the other bed, her sitting posture was kind of flirtatious. Her high-heels were wine red, her slender long legs were bundled in ck fis stockings, and reached all the way under her short skirt that gave people wild thoughts. The short leather jacket on her upper body was also wine red, it was a zipper design and couldnt contain the impressive twin peaks below. Her permed brown hair was sluggishly drooping on her shoulders, like she was drunk. She looked kind of depressed, the more you looked at her, the more you felt her distinct mature charm. I just had one thing to say to a school doctor dressed like this, she looks like she can take up a job at a nightclub once she takes off her white gown, she can even pass as the lead girl. Dressing up like this in a ce of learning, wouldnt this set a bad example for girls and cause boys imagination to roam. Also, where did the original air-headed big sister go? After seeing me barge in, Xiao Qin opened up her eyes in surprise, thought for a bit, then groaned and fell back like a dead fish onto the bed. She was definitely pretending to pass out and wanted me to worry about her. My concentration was still gathered on the school doctor. I keep feeling that Ive seen this woman before. The school doctor lifted the corner of her mouth and looked up. Isnt this that female pervert that molested me on the subway! She actually came to our school! I thought that she had long been caught by police! You... I was just about to speak, but the school doctor stood up first. She was taller than me about 10 cm when wearing high-heels. When she stood up, her charm was even more prominent. Ha, we meet again! Let me introduce myself! She was holding a medical records folder in her right hand, she opened her empty left hand and pointed at her chest, her wine red fingernails and bursting chest were both eye-catching. Im called Chen YingRan, the new school doctor. Im responsible for the health of all the students in our school, especially the little boys She said to me as she looked at me coquettishly. You can just call me Sister Ying Ran, if theres ever anything wrong with you, you muste to the infirmary, Ill carefully take care of you guys Her eyes turned into crescents, saying that she would take care of us should be sincere, but I was skeptical of how she would take care of us. I wanted to directly confront her about the time when she molested me, but first of all, it was kind of embarrassing and second of all, Xiao Qin was ying dead over there and I didnt want anyone to hear. So I first asked: What happened to the original school doctor? Chen YingRan shrugged. Married someone, she married a middle school student that chased her for 5 years... Hmph, he might treat her good for now, but sooner orter hes going to have an affair and want to divorce... Eh? Stop casually cursing people, okay? How much do you hate the original school doctor! But she was so stupid, so other than getting married she wouldnt have any way out. People from nursing schools are just no good... Chen YingRan set her gaze of contempt on the human anatomy dissection diagram on the infirmary wall. Although the former school doctor was airheaded and didnt know how to treat patients, I feel that this female pervert had no right to attack her. Hey, youre making her out to be so bad, are you that amazing? Of course! I graduated from an official university of medicine, I even interned for a long time under a famous urologist! Chen YingRan had an arrogant face. U-urologist? Whys a woman interning under a urologist? Eh? I cant believe youre a male chauvinist at such a young age! If a man can be a gynecologist, why cant a woman be an urologist? It seems there was nothing wrong with what she said, I couldnt think of anything to refute. This time, Xiao Qin was still lying on the bed like Sleeping Beauty, she even slightly pouted her lips like she wanted to be woken with a kiss. I didnt have time to worry about her and continued to conduct neglect y. Seeing that I was speechless, Chen YingRan ced the medical records folder on the desk, stuck both hands into the pockets of her white gown and leisurely began strolling in the infirmary. When she passed by me, she impudently blew into my ears, smiled and said: I really like little boys! Theyrepletely different from the men around me, some little boys of your age havent even touched the opposite sex before, theyre very pure and innocent! Like pure white nk paper, I really want to add-on my own ink! Chen YingRans deration reminded me of Director Caos spirit when he first met me and said: Im actually a pervert. But thats nothing to be proud of, Director Cao is a lolicon and youre just a shotacon. I suddenly felt that all the male students in 28 Middle were in imminent danger, especiallydy-killers like Shen ShaoYi. If Shen ShaoYi was disgraced in the infirmary by the perverted female school doctor, half of the girls in the school would be bitterly crying, right? In order to not let that happen, I felt like I was responsible to expose Chen YingRans true color. Hey, what the hell are you nning? Do you think that if you became a middle school doctor, you can harass male students as you wish? Of course Chen YingRan smiled while pointing to a pennant on the wall. The pennant was of very good quality, it probably cost quite a bit. There were tidy tassels hanging below it, the words Saving someone, brilliant doctor was embroidered with gold letters in the center. It was probably done in thest couple days and gifted to Chen YingRan. (It was hard to imagine the airheaded big sis saving anyone) I creased my brows and said: What are you showing me this for? Chen YingRan used two fingers to support her slender and sharp chin and startedughing. I dont know if you heard or not,st weekend there was a male student that pulled his egg because he kicked a ser ball too hard and caused his testicles toe out-of-ce... Ive heard of it, recently thats all thats being discussed in the male washrooms. Every single boy had a face of dread after hearing it, like their own balls were also out-of-ce. Wasnt that student sent to the hospital on time and is fine? Chen YingRan had an expression like there was something else I didnt know. Although he did go to the hospital in the end, when he couldnt endure his pain, I used this hand to give him a massage! Saying that she raised her right hand and made a movement like she was massaging balls and made my crotch tighten. Also, after he was sent to the hospital, the doctor on duty said it wasnt a big problem and that he didnt need to stay at the hospital and could recover at home. The boys parents were moved to tears by me and gifted this to me to honor my work! I was thankful that she could administer first aid for the student but seeing her arrogant attitude just reminded me of her impure motives. You only became the school doctor to legally touch little boys, right? What about it? Im an urologist, touching little boys is part of my job! Look at this pennant, I touched their child, their parents even had to thank me: If I was a male doctor and touched a female students crotch in a simr situation, the parents would probably take me to court! I was again speechless. You... I know what you usually do on subways, arent you afraid Ill tell the principal? Chen YingRan held her mouth and startedughing. Hahahahaha, you really are interesting! Not afraid to tell you, but Im the principals granddaughter! I have connections! Ive finished all the procedures to be the school doctor, and my qualifications are much higher than what they were asking for! I was dumbfounded, watching her talk and her actions, she did indeed have some of the old principals charm. You...dont get toocent, if you keep ying with fire like this, one day youll get burnt! Chen YingRan still had a fearless face. Touching little boys isnt a big deal, even if they told their parents, they wouldnt feel like their children lost anything...also right now in China, female raping men arent punishable byw! Let alone touch, even if I raped them, they couldnt do anything! Ahahahaha~~~~ Xiao Qin that was feigning death while eavesdropping couldnt endure anymore, she jumped up in a single movement and stood on the bed angrily staring at the school doctor. Sister Ying Ran, you...how could you! Although you told me the secret to increase my breast size...b-but Ye Lin ssmate is mine! Chen YingRan made a surprised sound. Is this the boyfriend you were talking about? So he came here to see you? Xiao Qin answered fuming: Thats right! Sister Ying Ran, how could you hit on my boyfriend! Whos your boyfriend! You keep proiming that Im your boyfriend, what are you up to! Chen YingRan tsked, expressing that she cant reflect on herself. What? Do you have a problem with me saying I want to rape Ye Lin? Or do you want to get a head start? Xiao Qin blushed furiously at what Chen YingRan said. How could I... Chen YingRan immediately switched to a victors tone: Hmph, you cant even rape the one you like, how could you say you like him! Saying this, she seemed to have lost interest in me. She walked by me withrge steps, reached out and opened the infirmary door. Im going out for a smoke, you guys can chat here and do whatever you like, just remember not to dirty the bed sheets. After taking a few steps into the hallway, she turned around and reminded me: There are condoms at the bottom of the medicine cab, although I was originally nning to use that myself... I was preparing to kick her flying, she shut the door in a hurry and left. Only Xiao Qin and I were left. Xiao Qinid back down and ttened the white sheets absent-mindedly. Ye Lin ssmate, do you want toe sit over here? No, Im not injured! But, we were talking for a while, youre tired, right? How about...youe here and lie down with me? As she said thest few words, her voice was already inaudible. She was blushing and her mouth was curled, she was definitely thinking of something impure. Who wants to lie with you! Did you really get instigated by that pervert and want to rape me now? Also, you talked with that pervert for two whole periods, who knows what kind of wicked ideas she instilled into you. I really cant take my eyes off you! In just a short while, you leveled up again! You stepped into another new realm in the H territory! Im not interested in acting out School_Infirmary.avi with you. Also, with how perverted Chen YingRan is, the infirmary is probably filled with cameras. Chen YingRan definitely wants to seduce a boy into bed with her, record it with the camera and slowly enjoy it by herself. To a degree, Chen YingRan was the female version of Director Cao, I have to be extra careful. Xiao Qin, stop lying down if your head doesnt hurt, stand up! Eh? You want me to kneel? Xiao Qin blinked and had an innocent expression. What kind of ears do you have! I told you to stand up ande back to ss with me! After some time, I finally lead Xiao Qin back to the second floor. As we approached our ss, I let go to make it look like she came up by herself. The ss leader wasnt there, a group of girls led by Loud Mouth went over to Xiao Qin, and they chatted happily. I, on the other hand, worried about the future well-being of the male students in our school. Chapter 60 – Lunch Break When I used to watch anime like Dr. Slump, every time the characters get injured theyll be covered in band-aids. I always thought it was unreasonable and hrious. Who would have thought that Xiao Qin seriously studying with a band-aid on her head was pretty funny as well. Its probably because her injury hurt, she was listening seriously for the next two sses and didnt harass me as usual. Does harassing me require more concentration than listening in ss? If shes not bothering me, I wont bother her. Then again, she was already bandaged so Ill let her off today. During lunch, the ss leader said that since Xiao Qin was injured, she shouldnt go into the crowded cafeteria. She asked what Xiao Qin wanted to eat and nned to get something delivered. It seemed Xiao Qin wanted to plead me to eat with her. I ignored her and walked right out of the ssroom. There were some females whispering: How could he be so cold to his childhood friend! Xiao Qin, is Ye Lin really your boyfriend? Its a lie, right? Ive always felt that he cant match up to our Xiao Qin! They were having a lively discussion andpletely didnt take themselves to be strangers, they acted like they knew Xiao Qin for a lifetime. The ss leader didnt say anything, the ss leader never participates in these gossipy discussions. Someone even had a malicious conjecture and said that Xiao Qin fell during the g raising ceremony because I deliberately tripped her. Loud Mouth unexpectedly defended me: Stop speaking shit! Ye Lin would never do something like that! Isnt that no different from those hoodlums that bully other people? Am I right, ss leader? The ss leader hesitated for a bit, but only softly said: I dont know. I didnt want to continue to listen so I walked towards the cafeteria inrge strides. After eating, I found Xiao Qin resting on her desk. In order to not to push on her wound, she was facing right andying on her arm. She had a pair of unopened disposable chopsticks on her desk, I could roughly guess what she had for lunch. It was seafood fried rice, right? In the food street behind the school, only that stores seafood fried rice uses such high-ss disposable chopsticks, they also give extra pairs in case its not enough. Xiao Qin was indeed a glutton, she cant stop herself from eating, even when injured. It was the ss leader and them who got her this, right? I looked up to find the ss leader and found that the ss leader was standing beside Loud Mouth and Little Smart, she was discussing something with her loyal followers. Little Smart was sitting on her own spot and Loud Mouth was sitting on the desk, only the ss leader was standing. It was already lunch break, there were clearly so many empty spots around you, why dont you just find a seat and sit down? Why do you gotta have so high standards for yourself? Ive always felt that Shu Sha stood more than she sat, was it because her hair was too long and it was hard to take care of when she sat? Having said that, I cant believe she dares grow her hair so long! If it was like the naughty ss when I was in elementary school, there would probably be numerous boys who pulled on her hair for fun! I was suddenly very curious, did Shu Sha have long hair when she was younger as well? Was she the ss leader when she was younger? Was she ever bullied by boys because of her long hair? At this time, it seems like Loud Mouth told a joke, after telling it she startedughing out loud first, although the ss leader didntugh as exaggerated as she did, but her brows rxed and looked happy. I realized it was a good opportunity to apologize, Loud Mouth might even speak up for me. I put both hands into my pockets and pretended to unintentionally walk over. I may have looked too unnatural, even Loud Mouth stopped talking and turned around to stare at me. What are youing over here for? Are you looking for a beating? Loud Mouth spoke to me unpleasantly. Shes the type of person whos violent in front of me, yet speak up for me behind my back. The more violent she is with me, the more I want tough. I responded with a smile: Nothing much, just walking around, it seems like you told a funny joke, why dont you tell me as well? Seeing mee over, the ss leader hesitated and wanted to walk away silently, but Loud Mouth held the ss leaders wrist. ss leader, where are you going? You afraid of Ye Lin, or something? He might have evene to apologize! She said while giving me a look. I gratefully lowered my head to Loud Mouth, but as I was thinking of apologizing, I didnt know how I should do it. Since the first time I was bullied by Little Tyrant when I was 6, what life taught me was to never lower my head (not including the time when I just lowered my head to Loud Mouth). Besides, what happened duringnguage ss on Friday, wasnt evenpletely my fault. Both the studymittee member Gong CaiCai and number one loyal dog sses bro were partially at fault. Thinking over it carefully, it was all Shu Shas little brothers fault! Its because of her little brother that shecked sleep and had so much anger bottled up, thats why sheshed out at me! I even saved him the night before, hes biting the hand that saves him! Thinking about this, I dont want to apologize anymore. Even if I do apologize, I have to drag Shu Shas little brother into it. So I turned around to ask Shu Sha: ss leader, is your little brother called Shu Ke? The ss leader was stunned, she first had an expression of doubt, then of disdain. Before she was able to speak, Loud Mouth said from the side: Your brother is called Shu Ke! Your entire familys called Shu Ke! (TN: From what I gathered, its a reference to a character that flew a ne, which in Chinese can also mean someone who loses concentration easily) Seeing that I had no sincerity in my apology, Loud Mouth chewed me out and reached out to pinch me. As I was afraid of her lobster pincers, I bolted away. At least I gathered that Shu Shas younger brother is called Shu Zhe. Hes a student in the first year ss 4, he has good grades and all his teachers praise him for his smarts. He is pretty smart, all he thinks about is how to sell out his sister, what a precocious child! After I returned to my seat, Xiao Qin was stillying immobile on her desk. She was breathing like a small animal, it seems shes having a good nap. I was very annoyed, I put both my feet on my desk and put both hands behind my head to mull over some stuff. But, the ss leader came towards me, alone. She didnt walk too fast or slow, it didnt seem like she wasing over to get even. Her gait had a leader-like presence. I acted like I didnt know she wasing over and remained in my bad student posture. Ye Lin, I want to talk to you. The ss leaders voice was very gentle, maybe she doesnt want to wake up Xiao Qin who was next to me. What do you want to talk about? I tilted my neck and looked up at the ss leader. There was no anger or fear in her ck eyes, she looked at me with a serene face. Ye Lin, if theres something you resent me for, take it out on me, dont bully my brother, okay? Ah? Did you think I was going to bully your brother? Because you took it out on me, so you think Im going to take it out on your brother? Arent I too despicable in your eyes? Your brother is the one you should be on guard against! Hey, ss leader, dont think too highly of your little brother... Hearing that I started to speak ill of her brother, the ss leaders expression changed instantly. The bible often rtes Gods appearance to lightning (TN: Matthew 28:3). Ive always thought of it as nonsense, are you telling me that God looks like a high tension power line? But after witnessing Shu Shas expression, I realised that her current expression can only be described as lightning! Ye Lin, If you promise not to trouble my little brother, I can even apologize to you. If youre still not satisfied, I-I still have a shotgun at home... Are you fucking apologizing or threatening me! Theres a limit to how much you dote on your little brother! You gave up on your n on apologizing to me so quickly, and if I dont promise, youre going to ignore thews and blow my brains out? I waved my hands to get the ss leader to stop talking. Whatever your brother is called, Shu Ke or Shu Zhe, I wont bully him, you misjudged me. I really wanted to say You also misjudged your brother, but I didnt say it in the end. Im an outsider so I dont have any rights to meddle with their rtionship, right? I just hope that Shu Zhe doesnt do anything too cruel to his sister. At this time, the preparatory bells for the first afternoon ss rang, the ss leader returned to her seat with some regret. Before she left, she looked at me as if she still wasnt sure. The preparatory bells woke Xiao Qin up. Xiao Qin drowsily watched the ss leader walk away from me and her eyes suddenly shed. It finally happened! Ye Lin ssmate, the ss leader came over to speak ill of me, right! It has to be! I looked at Xiao Qin with disdain. W-what did the ss leader say about me? Although the shrimp fried rice she bought me was very delicious, but that doesnt change the setting where shes the antagonist! Youre the antagonist, you dont posses any attributes protagonists should have! Coupling you with the clown in Batman doesnt feel wrong at all! Seeing that I wasnt saying anything, Xiao Qin made an expression like something terrible happened. Was Ye Lin ssmate already bewitched? What did the ss leader say to you? Did she say... that I have very small breasts? A-although hers is bigger, but Ye Lin ssmate cant be bought over by breasts! Xiao Qin looked like she was about to cry. I-Ill drink lots of milk every day, eat a lot of papaya, until Ye Lin ssmate is satisfied! Dont fall into the ss leaders trap so easily! If Xiao Qin wasnt injured, I really just wanted to press her face on her desk to shut her up. Its a good thing that its old man Zhangsnguage ss next, shell finally settle down, right? Chapter 61 – Left-behind Children TN: Hey guys, thinking about doing a bonus chapter for patron or something of the sort but dont know yet. Please fill out this survey if youre interested or just to give us some suggestions/feedback. Thanks. Enjoy the chapter! Xiao Qin definitely restrained herself innguage ss, she knows that old man Zhang is easily irritated and shouldnt be provoked, she catches on pretty quickly. When she waited for English ss, she started acting up again. Ow... Xiao Qin wrinkled her brows, anxiously staring at me, hoping to catch my attention. How annoying. Youre English grades are good, so its fine if you dont pay attention in ss. But I only scored 6 points on thest test! I sighed. What, does your head still hurt? Because of my concern, Xiao Qin beamed, but her smile quickly turned sour because of the pain. It stopped hurting ages ago, Sister Ying Ran gave me some strange spray, the wound feels icy-cold, but my lower abdomen hurts... It just sounds like a cold spraymonly used during ser (football) matches. How did the perverted school doctor prepare this? I dont think the infirmary originally had such high-end goods. Is it because she just got the job and got heated up? In order to get her hands on young boys, shes even willing to spend her hard-earned cash! In addition, Xiao Qin, you didnt even fall on your stomach, how can you have abdominal pain? Is it because you ate too much for lunch? Even if the shrimp fried rice was delicious, you didnt have to eat it all? Xiao Qin groaned in protest. I didnt overeat! In order to preserve my figure I usually only eat until Im seven-tenth full! Im still hungry now! Xiao Qin is indeed a glutton. That serving of shrimp fried rice can pretty much fill me up. I do not know where she is expending those calories. Oh right, it must have been consumed by her teleportation powers and delusions. I heard that exercising the brain expends a lot of calories. Seeing that I stopped talking, Xiao Qin sprawled over the table and started painfully crying: Sob sob sob~~~~Ye Lin ssmate doesnt care about me at all! My lower abdomen already started hurtingst week, I must be terminally ill! There is not a single tear on her face, she is fake crying. Screw your terminal illness! Do you think youre acting in a Korean drama! It seems like she realized that she was unconvincing and forced herself to squeeze out two tears. I got a terminal illness anyway! Everything I say now may be myst wish, you must satisfy me! I made an expression to signify disbelief. You said that you have a terminal illness, whats the name of this illness? Xiao Qin was momentarily stunned. Well... its a disease called If Ye Lin ssmate doesnt like me, Ill die disease! I dont have time to y along with her anymore. I will just put her through neglect PLAY, and let her listen to teacher. If an English student as outstanding as Xiao Qin is ying around during ss, will the lonely teacher Yu secretly cry from the bottom of her heart? In the afternoon, when the second ss ends, there is a 30-minute break between sses. Since you dont have to do radio calisthenics like in the morning, these 30 minutes is actually free time. It seems that the State Education Commission believes that students are severelycking in physical exercise. In the event of the outbreak of World War Three, we might not be able to defeat the bratty Americans. So the school is forced to set aside half an hour in the morning and afternoon for physical exercise. Half an hour in the morning was taken up by radio calisthenics. In the afternoon, the school does not bother us. For students who like outdoor activities, this is a rare and enjoyable time of day. During this time, the sports equipment room will also be open to students. Its up to the P.E.mittee member or ss leader to receive exercise equipment from the teacher on duty. The boys are obviously ying basketball and ser (football). The girls will go y jump ropes, ying with Jianzi (TN: kinda like hacky sack), or throwing sand pouches. Of course, PEmittee members sometimes organize the girls to y volleyball, badminton, table tennis, or simr sports. Xiao Qin imed to be weak and sickly, she was even excused from participating in physical education sses. During free time, it is basically sitting in the ssroom. Moreover, since she fainted today under the eyes of the public. In the future, she might gain special privileges and even be exempt from attending the g raising ceremony! Saying that you havent left the house for over three years. Then when youe to school you do not exercise at all. Do you want to throw away your martial arts! Do you not know that martial arts skill will diminish over time? However, Ren XiaoQin is still my enemy. Its only advantageous for me if the enemys martial arts have be worse. Before leaving to y basketball, I put the Bible and the checkered sheets on Xiao Qins desk and asked her to finish copying this weeks amount. What are you even using this for! Xiao Qin came to me with a rareint. My stomach hurts, can I copy itter? I think she is definitely feigning illness, and unknowingly the tone of my voice became more stern: No! Youre gonna be sitting in the ssroom anyways with nothing to do! So you better copy! Same rules asst time, continue writing after 10 pages, and slightly improve your writing every 10 pages! Understand? Xiao Qin nodded, full of grievance. She leaned over the table and started copying. Eh? I didnt expect it to feel so good when ordering people around! Especially the Little Tyrant who abused me during my youth. Now she has to listen to me, times really do change, today I am the king, ahhahahahahaha As a result, I did not get to y basketball. The school basketball team seems to have been called by the coach to go to a meeting, leaving all the amateur yers. Whether or not if we were in the same grade, none of them dared to y with me. They always felt that if I was allowed to y, I wouldmit all kinds of fouls and y violently. If by chance they do win, they think they will get beat up. Although if I insisted on ying, they would not disagree, but it is really boring topete with people who are afraid of confronting you. I had to walkps around the yground bored silly. I bought a bottle of mineral water to drink while walking. When I saw a group of juniors ying ser (football), I wholeheartedly wished they wouldnt hit their eggs. Brother Ye Lin! There you are here! It took a while to find you! I knew without even turning around that the brother of the ss leader, Shu Zhe, ising. His face was white and clean, without even a speck of dirt on his sportswear. It seems like he did not participate in any physical activities. Who told youe? Havent you caused enough trouble for your sister? I sat down by the flowerbed while deriding him, and Shu Zhe also sat next to me. I have to reduce the area I can get hit. Just in case Shu Sha sees her brother with me, she might just shoot me, even if it was just bean bags and volleyball it would be too much. Brother Ye Lin, I dont want to trouble my sister either, but theres no other way! Who told her to be that strict! Shu Zhesints made me learn things that I didnt know before. It turns out that their parents both worked in Shanghai. Thepany was very busy and they could only return home once a year during Chinese New Year. Although there is an Aunt here that will help take care of them. She would also handle events like parent-teacher conferences. But no matter what, she cant rece the care andprehensiveness of your parents. Therefore, in day-to-day life, whether it was washing clothes or cooking, it was all done by Shu Sha. Shu Zhe said that their parents once said that they would like to find a nanny for them, but his sister did not agree. Saying that she can take care of it, and it wouldnt harm them learning to be self-sufficient. Eh? So, is the ss leader and her brother are not the typical left-behind children? Parents would make money outside the city, the children would stay and be neglected. Out of all the punks that I fought, many of them had such a background! I remember one punk who was scared by my Berserker mode andined to me while crying: I also want to be a good person! But no one cares about me! I cant even remember what my mother looks like! In my experience, left-behind children oftenck confidence and are unsociable, and it is especially easy for them to give up all hope. But Shu Sha and her brother werepletely different. Is this the hard work of Shu Sha? She emits such a powerful aura, even the ss teacher would use her name to control the ss. The feelings of emptiness, loneliness, and coldness, should have long been gone in her eyes, right? Shu Zhe has two mainints about his sister: Number one, she would interfere with his rtionship Number two, too less allowance I asked him how much allowance the ss leader would give him in a week. He said a number, I thought it was a lot, its 20% more than me! But Shu Zhe insists that he received too less of an allowance. Since their parents knew they were neglecting their children by working in another city, they would support their kids from an economic standpoint and always send them a lot of money. But who knew, all financial control fell in the hands of Shu Sha. Other than daily necessities, school rted fees, and some spending money, the rest was all saved up and she did not let Shu Zhe touch even a cent of it. My sister is too tyrannical! Why doesnt she just give me a bit more money? Thats the money that our parents earned, not by her! Why is she hiding it! Shu Zheined unhappily. I dont like the ungrateful tone he uses when he talks about his sister. Thats enough! How much allowance do you need! Is your sister starving you, or letting you freeze? How much money can a junior even spend? Brother Ye Lin, you dont know, having a girlfriend is very expensive! Shu Zhe said to me while counting with his finger: gifts on Valentines Day, gifts on Qi Xi (TN: QiXi is Chinese Valentines day based on lunar calendar), gifts on Christmas, gifts tomemorate the day we started going out, cant forget birthdays, and from time to time I would have to pay for meals and movies... I look at his anxious expression, and for the first time sincerely thanked 28 Middle for prohibiting early love. Shu Zhe, even if yourecking money, you cant sell your sister just to earn some loose change! I started to lecture him. Brother Ye Lin, youre wrong, youre definitely not the richest in our school. If I only wanted money, why not sell her to others? I thought it was also strange that he didnt do so. Then why dont you tell me, why did you choose me? Doesnt your sister hate me the most? Shu Zheughed a few times, which was obviously a sinisterugh. If it was Cao JingShen whoughed, it will definitely cause goose bumps. But because the one whoughed is Shu Zhe, the big eye shota, it felt less creepy, and was even a bit cute. It is probably the type that the perverted school doctor, Chen YingRan, likes. When I just wanted to suggest that Shu Zhe should head to the infirmary to sell himself and earn some money. He opened his mouth first: Brother Ye Lin, my sister has a habit of keeping a diary since she entered elementary school. Because I know where my sister keeps the bank card, but I dont know the password, so in order to find the password, I peeked at my sisters diary yesterday! Chapter 62 – Amazing Detective Di RenJie ED: Hey guys, going to leave this survey here (for a week or so) in case some people didnt get a chance to fill it out. Also, just a quick update TL is back to uni, and I just graduated so Im doing a lot of job searching currently (hmu if you got connections in CS lol). So the website updates and additions will be slower than I thought, I apologize. But other than that, chapters will still release on schedule. Enjoy the chapter! I believe that it is hical to peek at others secrets. Hey, your sister is always so cautious, was the diary unlocked? Of course not! From primary school to middle school, every single diary that my sister has used had a lock, but the one she uses now has a password lock! Ive never used those diaries, so I dont understand the difference between a normal lock and a password lock. The lock that my sister uses only goes from 000 to 999, which makes a total of 1000 numbers! I was extremely patient. Everyday while my sister took a bath, I would secretly take her diary and try out 100 numbers. I would then dial it back to the original numbers to avoid my sister from finding out, it didnt even take 2 weeks to crack the code! Shu Zhe was indeed smart, but I dont think he was using it in the right ce. Also I found out that my sisters diary password is 813! It s just the reverse of my birthday, March 18th! If I knew that earlier I would have saved so much time! Its ridiculous! Shu Zhe spoke of his own peeking story as if he was Conan who just cracked a big case. I dont think it is ridiculous that your sister used the reverse of your birthday as the password. Whats ridiculous is you disappointing your sister. Hey, brother Ye Lin, do you want to know what my sister wrote in her diary? I dont want to know, and dont tell me. I want to set some boundaries with this kid. No, listen! The diary mentioned you! Me? Even if she wrote about me, it would be about how she finds me irritating, or cant wait for me to die. Something along those lines? Shu Zhes expression signified Youre so wrong, but it made me really want to hit him. Brother Ye Lin, on Thursday, you had my sisters photo stashed in your pocket. That was discovered by my sister, right? Indeed it happened, but I had already forgotten which day it urred on. That was a misunderstanding. Someone else brought that photo to school. I only happened to pick it up. I would have dealt with it the minute I had time. As for your sister, Im not... Brother Ye Lin, dont be shy! Everyone has an eye for beauty. Anyways, I dont think theres anything wrong with having my sisters photo. Shu Zhe said while patting my arm as if to say its no big deal. The ss leader should not have told other students, otherwise it would have already been spread by Loud Mouth throughout the school. Shu Zhe probably knows because the ss leader had written it down in her diary. Im a bit curious about how the ss leader described the situation in her diary, but if I asked, I would feel like I am Shu Zhes partner in crime. I drank a mouthful of mineral water to moisten my throat. Brother Ye Lin, I think my sister might like you. God damn you made me spray out the water! That was even creepier than the phrase I hope you take my sister away, that you said yesterday! How could Shu Sha ever like me! In our ss, she is myplete opposite! Its like the terrorists and counter-terrorists in Counter-Strike, the United States and the Soviet Union in Red Alert, or the the eternal struggle between order and chaos in DND! I coughed for a while because I choked on the water. Shu Zhe looked at me slyly, as if I felt guilty about something. Cough, cough, kids shouldnt spout nonsense, do you have any proof? So far I dont have any concrete evidence, but ording to my analysis, my sister probably likes you, but she herself doesnt even know. Shu Zhe wore the expression of a detective, but listening to what he said, I was actually relieved. It turned out that it was only a childs spections. I thought there was conclusive proof or something. If Xiao Qin writes in a diary that she likes me, it will never be ambiguous, and people will never second guess. Maybe it will start with I like Ye Lin ssmate, and then the rest of it will be likelikelikelikelikelikelikelikelikelikelikelikelikelikelikelike, that kind of horror film. Seeing that I started to drink water without hesitation, Shu Zhe couldnt sit still. Brother Ye Lin, listen to my analysis! My sister started writing in this diary on March 1st. Other than the ssroom chores, it was written about me, such as how many meals I have eaten today... As if it was an animal observation diary... I couldnt help but want tough, Shu Zhe was indeed being raised as an animal. Dontugh, that isnt the point. The focus is on Thursdays diary entry, there was a photo of my sister! What photo? The photo she confiscated from you! The corners were slightly bent. My sister probably put it there cause she wanted to tten it! Whats the problem even if she kept the photo? Its a photo of herself anyways. She can put it wherever she wants, dont make such a big deal out of it. I spoke as I rubbed Shu Zhes head as if I was an elderforting a kid, Kid, youre still too inexperienced... Shu Zhe unhappily pushed my hand down. Stop messing around, brother Ye Lin, were having a serious discussion right now! About that photo, my sister used a lot of space in the diary. Although it was only describing what happened, she wrote a lot of details that would normally not be included. The handwriting was also messier than usual. She must have been hurried when she was writing, it wasnt her usual calm and collected self. I really think that Shu Zhe was putting his efforts in the wrong ces. If you have this much free time, go and try solving some unresolved cases or something? It will at least be helping the government. Shu Zhe didnt feel what he was doing was worthless, and he was speaking with overwhelming excitement. Pay attention here! After my sister wrote a couple of paragraphs sloppily, the next paragraph suddenly became neat and polished. That paragraph only had one sentence, which was probably written after careful deliberations. She wrote: I thought that Ye Lin was my biggest failure as ss leader. What is so special about that? Its obviously very normal! Maybe the ss leader suddenly realised that Cao JingShen was the most disgusting person in our ss, and I became her second most hated guy. I told Shu Zhe what I thought, but he didnt agree and told me to finish listening to his analysis. Brother Ye Lin, Thursdays diary entry had more written. It was about when you bumped into my sister the night you saved me under that bridge. I trembled a bit. I beat up those hooligans, pissed everywhere, and then exposed my bottom half to her. Which parts did she record in her diary! Then Shu Zhe said that he analyzed the situation and deduced that his sister had seen me based on the situation. As for the details of the meeting, there was nothing written in the diary. There was just a line written after the part I thought that Ye Lin was my biggest failure as ss leader. In big letters, it wrote, He is really disgusting!!!!! Damn it, do you think thats a sign she likes me? From which part did you see your sister say likes me! Obviously, she hates me! Shu Zhe entered his Conan state again. Brother Ye Lin, dont always analyze it literally, dont underestimate the five exmation marks behind this sentence. My sister has always opposed this ungrammatical use of punctuation marks. She even scolds me when I use too many exmation points when Im chatting with my parents on QQ. Furthermore, the font she used was nearly double its usual size. This is also something that has never happened before. Im really wondering what happened between you two that night... Dont ask anymore, youngster, this is not something you should know. An event such as me exposing my bottom half to a female ssmate, let it be sealed away forever. After Shu Zhe finished speaking about Thursdays entry, he began talking about Fridays entry, and right at the start he already started exaggerating: Brother Ye Lin, theres a humongous secret behind Fridays entry!! I think you watched too much Amazing Detective Di RenJie? Where are all these secretsing from? She already said I was disgusting in Thursdays entry. We also had such a fierce conflict in the ssroom on Friday. I dont know how she will judge me in the diary. She almost resigned on Friday, she must hate my guts, right? If the ss leader had a death note instead of a diary, she would definitely write my name without the slightest hesitation. She would then proceed to write the cause of death as hit by arge truck full of rebar, and just when he thinks its a miracle that he wasnt hurt, he would be prated by the 1000 rebar that fell from the truck and turned him into a honeb, probably something along those lines? I suddenly remembered the gun that the ss leader often mentioned, I felt ufortable from head to toe. Shu Zhe, just tell me, what was written on Friday? Was she preparing to snipe me? Shu Zhe grinned. Brother Ye Lin, there was nothing written in Fridays entry, it waspletely nk! I was so angry that I stood up and started to walk away. Hey, brother Ye Lin, dont go! Shu Zhe chased me while continuing his analysis. My sister has never once missed a day in her diary! Its weird that she only wrote the date without writing any content! The reason she didnt write down the conflict she had with you on Friday was definitely because she regretted it and also wanted to forget about it! This shows that you hold a high ce in her heart! Shu Zhe, arent you just making this stuff up, maybe it just happened that her pen ran out of ink! Besides, the United States also has a high status in China, but only as an opponent. Or do you want to say that China also fell in love with the United States? I cant help but think of the strange scenario of the Chinese and American military running to the United Nations to get a marriage certificate. Wrong!! The sudden increase in the volume of his voice made me look back at him. Brother Ye Lin, you have too less experience in love, so thats why you dont understand! It doesnt matter if girls started out hating, or afraid of you. As long as the feelings of hate or fear are strong enough, its easy for it to turn into love! Eh? Is that right? Girls really are strange creatures that I cantprehend. Men have only two choices when theye face to face with things they hate or fear, its either fight or flee. Brother Ye Lin, based on my love experience and my knowledge of my sister, regardless if she currently likes you or hates you, her hearts already in a mess. If youre willing to give it a push, then its our victory! What do you mean by our? It sounds like were going together to flirt with your sister... Seeing that Im still not serious, Shu Zhe became extremely anxious. Were a team! When you get my sister, its a win-win situation! When a girl starts dating, shell have to spend a lot of money on dressing up. If she increases her own allowance, then based on her fair personality, I will also get a raise! Where is the win-win? Your the only one whos benefiting from this! What am I getting? Chapter 63 – Younger Brother’s Conspiracy TN: Link to survey. Also thanks Bruh for support. Enjoy the Chapter! You have my sister! Shu Zhes expression clearly expressed Why cant you understand such simple reasoning? as if he was my senior. It was hard for me to understand how one person could obtain another person. A person is not an object without any will. They couldnt easily give up ownership like an object would. A person is not a pet either, where as long as you were willing to raise it, you would be its owner. From a different perspective, I would say that the US military has definitely obtained Saddam Hussein and Bin L*****, and I hope that China will also soon obtain those corrupt officials who escaped. Xing Xing and his gang of rich heirs once told me that there was a handsome and wealthy student in their school who liked to collect stamps. He had picked up a countless number of girls and would often boast about how many girls he obtained. Based on your logic, if I ran to Badaling (TN: one section of the great wall) and Jiayuguan, and wrote I was here on each sectioned part of the great wall. Can I say that I obtained the entire Great Wall? Its hical to scribble on cultural relics and monuments, its also irresponsible to y with other peoples youth. Even if it was just a nk canvas, I wouldnt easily start drawing without having the skills necessary to draw on the canvas. The idea of obtaining the ss leader was very unrealistic to me. Thinking about this from another angle, even if the ss leader was obtained by her brothers conspiracy, she would probably never be happy. Even a girl as strong as Shu Sha will probably shed tears after learning the truth. I cant stand the tears of a girl. Since I used to be a weakling, and used to cry silently. I dont want anyone to cry because of me. I dont understand whats romantic for girls, and I also dont understand how they could fall in love with someone they hate. I think whats romantic for a man would be like the three hundred spartans who fought to the death in the battle of Thermope. When I suddenly thought that if I died in battle, there were still girls crying for me. The scene of the bloody battle felt different now. Something like love, it wont do anything but make you weak. Did you say its a physiological need? That could be managed by just rubbing one out. If thats no good then you could always buy an onahole with your savings. Dad taught me sexual education at an early age (To be honest, even if he didnt teach me I would have be a self taught master anyways since we sell H manga everyday), he told me: Confucius once said: Food and sex are both natural desires. That is to say, your appetite and sexual desires are on a level ying field. Sexual desires is neither higher nor lower than appetite. All kinds of abnormal or perverted behaviors in society are caused by the inability to face the reality of sexual desires. It was created by society when we painted sexual desires in a negative light. The ones who advocate for the extermination of sexual desires are as abhorrent as those who advocate promiscuity. Its equivalent to saying its fine if people dont eat, or that people should overeat every day. I think, rubbing one out is probably equivalent to eating instant noodles at home. It may not taste as good as a fancy meal, but its really no big deal. If I pushed down the ss leader to fulfill my physiological needs, it is basically the same as just killing a little Sika deer happily running in the forest just to sate my appetite. (TN: Well... if youre starving, bye bambi) When Im heartily gorging on the body of the small Sika deer, I dont think the scenery reflected in its tears would be a pretty sight. Furthermore, most of my energy was used for physical exercise. I only rub one out asionally. Im not addicted like Cao JingShen. I heard that he once rubbed so much that his arm had a muscle spasm and he had to be sent to a hospital for treatment. To summarize, I think that Shu Zhes n was nothing but wishful thinking. It was a terrible idea. I told Shu Zhe that I was not interested in his sister, and to not mention this n again. I also told him that we would be misunderstood if we stuck together, people would think I was extorting money from him. Shu Zhe felt that he had spent a lot of effort yet only received an unexpected reply. He had an expression full of grievance. Brother Ye Lin, you wont get another chance like this again! If youre not willing to do it, then Ill have to do something else! Eh? What are you nning to do now, you degenerate? Shu Zhe tidied up his hair that was blown by the wind. What else? Hmph, if my sister wont give me any money, Ill earn it myself! I heard that someone in second year was selling nude photos of my sister... its obviously PS, but it still sells for $100 each... I was shocked by his words. I stared at him with a very serious expression, and he also stared back with an equally serious expression. God damn, what the hell is this brat thinking? Youve gone mad for money! Do you really want to sell nude photos of Shu Sha just for some loose change? Cao JingShen has encountered a strongpetitor! This kid cane up with genuine nude photos of the ss leader! Cao JingShen, no matter how good your PS skills are, you have no chance of winning! I warned Shu Zhe not tomit this kind of immoral deed, but it only went in one ear and out the other. Brother Ye Lin, after I take photos of my sister, Ill give priority selling it to you, but the $300 price is non-negotiable! If you wont buy it, Ill just sell it to other people! I think this little bastard really deserves a beating. If I wasnt worried about being seen on the yground, I would have already taught him a lesson. In the presence of this many people, I cant hit him. Ill have to mock and ridicule him and hope he realizes his mistake. Shu Zhe, that price is quite reasonable! The fakes from PS are sold for $100, and yet youre selling the real deal for only $300, quite a good price! I really hoped that he would think it through and use his conscience. A sister who took care of him for so many years should not be treated like this. Shu Zhe didnt hear my inner voice, but instead heartlessly took out a piece of gum and started chewing it. I actually wanted to sell it for a bit more, but ever since I was caught peeking at my sister bathing in the fourth grade, she raised her guard against me. Now even if I try my hardest, I can only take photos of my sisters two points. (TN: Im assuming the two points is referring to her upper body... two dots...) You really have no shame! You already learned to peek at your sister bathing in fourth grade! Shu Sha puts in a lot of effort every day in ss to maintain order. Then when she gets home, she has to put up her guard against this little pervert! You ungrateful brat! Hurry up and spit out the meals that your sister cooked for you! Shu Zhe, you good-for-nothing. Your sisters photos are circting in school. Is that something to be proud of? Of course, its definitely not something to be proud of, so thats why Im prioritizing selling it to you! Shu Zhe said while handing me a piece of gum, I didnt take it. Youre not afraid that Ill resell it? Of course not, although you have a bad temper, but youre not the type of person who will stoop that low. Ill also hand over the memory card to you, and I wont keep a backup. If my sisters nude photos spread throughout the school, that would be brother Ye Lins responsibility. He said this possibility as if it were a fait apli. When my sisters sad and weeping because of these photos, brother Ye Lin can only take responsibility tofort my sister, right? Based on your character, you might even use violence to retrieve those photos! Girls are most vulnerable when theyre sad. Once you find they need someone to rely on, shell easily fall to brother Ye Lins attacks! Shu Zhe, this kid, is dreaming! What do you think is going to happen once the ss leader discovers these photos? The first thing thates to mind would be someone from her family secretly took that photo! The prime suspect would be her younger brother, the one who previously peeked on her bathing. Then I guess she will hang you upside down from the ceiling and give you a whipping? At this time, the preparatory bell rang, the time for free activities was always short. I warned Shu Zhe again not tomit any immoral deeds, otherwise even if the ss leader does not whip him to death, I will personally bury him underground. It seemed like Shu Zhe didnt care at all. While walking to the school building, he greeted a girl with long hair that loomed past her shoulders in the distance. Based on the degree of intimacy, she should be the girlfriend who made him spend money like water. I suddenly felt something was off. Shu Zhe,st time under the bridge, I remember that your girlfriend had short hair? How did she grow it so long this quick? Shu Zhe finally showed an embarrassed expression. Brother Ye Lin, you noticed! Since I was beaten up by those ruffians, I let Xiao Hua see a side of me that I didnt want her to see. It was too embarrasing that I couldnt do anything as the boyfriend. So I dumped her and changed for a new one... Changed!? Changed one!? Changed for a new one!? It was only a few days! You damn yboy! The efficiency is too high! No wonder you said you had a lot of experience in love! What did Xiao Hua ever do to you? When you were surrounded by those ruffians, Xiao Hua was anxious to save you! In that case, Xiao Hua was actually in more danger than you! You dumped Xiao Hua just because you lost a little face? Do you even have a conscience?! FFF Inquisition was right! Heterosexuals who are never satisfied with what they have should just be tied to the stake and be burned to death! If I knew this was going to happen, I would not have saved you! I should have let those hooligans throw you into the river! I should have only saved Xiao Hua and even if they took turns beating you, I wouldnt care! ss leader, there is a huge problem with your brothers sense of morals! When you were busy every day and did not have enough time to take care of him, your brother has grown into a bad boy who is lovable in appearance. But deep down he is actually greedy and vain, with a head full of malicious conspiracies! It seems like leading by example does not work in reality! Your brother must have seen you as a justice demon who was busy and tired every single day, so he regarded you as someone who he should not learn from! He decided to bezy and not take responsibility for his own life! If I had a younger brother, I would have trained him like a Spartan from an early age, so that it would be impossible for him to be weak and maniptive like Shu Zhe. ss leader, you must have not hit him, right? It must be because you doted on your brother too much so you only criticized him at most, right? Criticism is useless! As for these defiant kids, you have to ruthlessly whip them! If you cant do it, I will help you! Although I dont hit girls, I wont go easy on men! If you let me teach him a lesson, I guarantee hell be crying in pain and promise to change! Suddenly I wanted to head back to the ssroom and discuss it with the ss leader. If she agreed to lend me her brother for a few days, I would be able to use my iron fist to change his old ways. He would give up those ns that harm his sister and be reborn! Except the ss leader will not agree. How could she hand her precious brother over to me? What a dumbass! You can just keep raising him until he stabs you in the back! Chapter 64 – Stupid Cousin’s Diary ording to the schedule, the next ss should be political science. When I returned to the ssroom, Xiao Qin was still immersed in copying the Bible with several curious girls surrounding her asking different questions. Xiao Qin, what are you writing? Eh? How can you write traditional Chinese characters that fast! Let me see: ... Every son born to the Hebrews you must throw into the Nile, but every daughter you may allow to live... Damn, this content is violent! You dont know anything! This is Exodus! An excerpt from book 1! Xiao Qin, why are you copying the Bible? Is your family religious? When I came back and sat next to them, they dispersed like sparrows. Seeing that I was back, Xiao Qin boldly asked: Is this enough? My hands sore, can I rest for a bit? Although she asked to stop, her hand did not stop writing. It seems that she does not dare stop working without the chiefs permission. She does look quite pitiful with a bandaged head while copying until her hand was sore. I will make an exception this time and spare her. The political science teacher had to do somethingst minute, so the ss was changed toputer ss. Everyone hurriedly moved to theputer ssroom. I sat in thest row with Cao JingShen as usual, Xiao Qin was pulled beside the ss leader and Loud Mouth. She was still being asked about the injury on her head. But this time they didnt sit that far away. Rather, they sat in the row right in front of us, probably because the ss leader wanted to monitor us so we wouldnt get any funny ideas. We were so close, that even if Cao JingShen was outrageously bold. He would not dare pass around PS nude photos of the ss leader likest time. Perhaps because this is thest lesson of the day, the teacher wasnt just sleeping on his desk. He told us to discuss the chapter in groups, and he ran into the hallway to use his cellphone. The groups were split based on each pair of opposing rows. Each group wasposed of 8 people. That means it would be the four people in front us, the ss leader, Xiao Qin, Loud Mouth, Little Smart, plus the four in our row to make a group of 8. Obviously we have less than four people in our row, it was only me and Cao JingShen. But even if we only had two people, the ss leaders group wouldnt tell us to join them. The ss became a free ss, it became a ce where the boys bragged to each other while the girls gossiped. When Xiao Qin was with the girls, she would be able to talk, but today was an exception. Not because she was injured, but because she was seated slightly further away from me. Right in front of her was number one loyal dog sses bro and just behind was Cao JingShen. She suddenly became introverted after being sandwiched between two boys. When the other girls would say a couple phrases to her, she would only reply with one. Its not like there arent other girls who were afraid of boys in our ss. The studymittee member Gong CaiCai would always stutter when collecting homework from boys. Therefore, they believed that Xiao Qin had the same problem as Gong CaiCai. It may be because she was too pure, and that Xiao Qin was weak and feeble to the point where she fainted today, so Loud Mouth said that Xiao Qin was like a contemporary Lin Daiyu. Lin Daiyu, my ass! This Lin Daiyu can single-handedly ughter the entire Jia family! She also talks to Jia Baoyu every day about porn, Jia Baoyu couldnt stand her harassment and is about to be a monk! Its fine when shes told to take care of her body, or when shespared to Lin Daiyu. Xiao Qin just takes it all and pretends to be cute, and the four person girl group are always happy. One way or another the topic changed, they started talking about the problem with choosing troublesome or bad friends. Loud Mouth spoke first. She said she had a distant cousin who was once deceived by her groupies. She severed all ties with her family and now no one knows where she went. Maybe she was kidnapped and trafficked into the mountains. When she got to an emotional part, Loud Mouth seethed with anger, and seemed like she just wanted to get a machete and brutally massacre the swindlers that tricked her cousin. When it came to to talking about friendships, Little Smart, who usually doesnt talk much, dominated the topic. As soon as she spoke, I knew that the basketball teams, Captain Guo SongTao and Shen ShaoYi, were out of luck. Sure enough, when Little Smart started talking about friendship, a torrent of words flooded out of her mouth. Her literary talents were exceptional, to a degree that would of made tigers bow their heads and rocks shed tears. Not to mention the ss leader, even Cao JingShen and I were both stunned. In fact, Little Smart probably spoke tens of thousands of words. To sum it up, she basically said that friendships must be pure and honest, like the admirable friendship between Guo SongTao and Shen ShaoYi. The two of them should get married immediately, and whoever dares to stop them would bemitting a crime. Little Smarts remarks really frightened the ss leader. She was worried that Xiao Qin would have been corrupted by Little Smart, a fujoshi. She quickly took over and started talking about her own opinions. I initially thought that the ss leader would have acted like a teacher and would say some stereotypes. But all she talked about was womens independence. The ss leader believed that women must rely on their own efforts to gain a standing in society. They must oppose gender discrimination and deny special treatment. She also severely criticized the cliched notions of certain women who would get caught up in the flow and end up married. Finally, she said that women must know how to refuse and they must not give up in times of adversity. I think the ss leaders speech strayed pretty far from the topic at hand, and when she said thatst line, she was staring at me, as if I have always been constantly abusing Xiao Qin. But after she said that I did feel a bit ashamed. Xiao Qin had a head injury, yet I still forced her to copy the Bible. The ss leader saw me shift my gaze away from her and believed that I realized that I was in the wrong. Then she started telling Xiao Qin about Stockholm syndrome. Stockholm Syndrome is also known as the Hostage Syndrome. It is said that under special circumstances, the abductees may develop serious psychological dependence on their abductors and may even fall in love with them. This new topic was well received, both Loud Mouth and Little Smart were scrambling to speak, with those two gossipers, the ss leader didnt stand a chance. Based on the limited information they knew about us, Xiao Qin did fit this symptom. Evidence 1: Im a very violent childhood friend, so I must have beat and abused Xiao Qin since we were kids. Evidence 2: Xiao Qin never resists my abuse and has always adopted an attitude of eptance and even said that she was my girlfriend. Evidence 3: I dont admit that Xiao Qin is my girlfriend, and always treat her coldly. Evidence 4: I look like a kidnapper. In summary, the spection that Xiao Qin and I were a couple was under suspicion, and even Loud Mouth felt that my rtionship with Xiao Qin was a bit strange. Originally, when facing such doubts, Xiao Qin would vehemently refute, but since shes in a state of androphobia, she can only say phrases that hold no weight such as its not like that and youre mistaken. They discussed this right in front of me. I didnt know if they wanted to deliberately make me embarrassed or hoped that I would outright deny them and let them gossip even more. Xiao Qin heard that she and I werent a couple in the eyes of our ssmates. It looked liked she was hurt, and tears slowly drizzled from her eyes. Loud Mouth and Little Smart quickly shut their mouths and started apologizing whileforting her. The ss leader tried tofort her while massaging her back and she ferociously red at me with the corner of her eye. Eh? What does this have to do with me? Xiao Qin was crying because of your gossip? ss leader, why are you looking at me with such a resentful gaze? Do you think that Xiao Qins crying because she fears that she will be even more cruelly abused in the future? Stop joking around! Also Stockholm syndrome? I was always abusing Xiao Qin? Its theplete opposite! I have been bullied by Xiao Qin since I was 6 years old! Even if someone was suffering from Stockholm Syndrome, it would be me! Hurry up and discover Xiao Qins true colors! Dont believe her just because shes crying! Those are crocodile tears! As soon as you turn around, she will instantly bite off my arm! Also, the ss leader is too easily deceived by facades! And youre still nning to be a detective at your skill level? I think even your brother has better analytical skills than you! When I thought of that ingrate, Shu Zhe, I suddenly remembered when he spoke about his sisters diary. If the ss leader doesnt change her diary, Shu Zhe will probably peek at her diary every day to gather beneficial information. I have to find a way to inform the ss leader without directly saying it. I decided to have a few words with Cao JingShen, who was reading manga. Eunuch Cao, this ss is a group discussion. Look how enthusiastic the girls in front of us are, we cant lose to them! Cao JingShen put away his manga. Leader Ye is right, it is really a shame to our n to let these squeaky women constantly yap. Let us create a discussion between men to show them! What he said was pretty impressive. But his voice was too quiet and the girls didnt hear anything. I wasnt as scared as him, so I cleared my throat and raised my volume. Eunuch Cao, I saw a diary with a password lock in the stationery store. How do you feel about its security? The ss leader didnt look back, but it seemed like her ears slightly twitched, or the long hair near her ears slightly shifted. Unlike animals, it is said that the human ear muscles have mostly degraded, and only about a quarter of the worlds poption can freely move their ears. Howe youre in the 1/4 minority? Is it because your family is full of hunters, and being able to move your ears gets more auditory information, which is very helpful for hunting? It turns out that you not only have good vision, but also very sensitive hearing? It seems like you really want to be a godly sniper! It seems that I misunderstood. What you wanted to be in the future wasnt a police detective, but a sniper in the special unit. At that time, the sniper rifle will be perched at the top of the building, the distance and wind speed will be calmly calcted. Once the negotiation breaks down, you will instantly kill the bad guy who kidnapped the woman and her child! No, I have to calm down. I have not kidnapped women or children. The current task is to remind the ss leader to change her diary. Cao JingShen, who was listening to me talking about the diary with a password lock, thought it was very strange. Hey, when did you get interested in that stuff? Did you write down some information about secret books? For example, Zhuang... I made a stop gesture to him, to prevent him from saying something that should not be said. I was just curious, I have a distant cousin that foolishly started writing in her diary since elementary school. I told her that the password lock diary she used is not safe, but she doesnt believe me... The ss leaders long hair started shaking even more vigorously. I said that my cousin was foolish, it had nothing to do with you. Hey? Leader? Did you have a cousin? Howe I didnt know! Cao JingShen made an extremely shocked and excited expression, four words to describe him would be thinking with his dick. Hurry up and introduce her to me! Keep the good stuff within our family! The happiness of this disciples life depends on you, leader! Cao JingShen sincerely wanted to kneel down. I squinted at him and looked at him with contempt. Even if I had a cousin, I would never push her into a pit of fire. Dont rush, I remembered it wrong. It was actually my male cousin. Cao JingShen rolled his eyes. Leader, if you cant even differentiate the genders of your cousins, it will lead to huge problems! Chapter 65 – Greece’s Pontus I did not know what kind of problems he was referring to when he said it will lead to huge problems. I just ignored him and kept speaking. She doesnt believe that password locks arent safe, so she made a bet with me to see if I can crack the code in front of her... After Cao JingShen heard that my cousin was male, hepletely lost interest. But the ss leader pricked up her ears and was eavesdropping on our conversation. I saw that her password lock was onlyposed of three numbers and I immediatelyughed. I told her that she was too foolish. There are only 1000 possiblebinations from 000-999! As long as you have patience, anyone can crack the code! The ss leader nted her head and seemed to be thinking about something, but Cao JingShen was fed up: Leader! Is your cousin male or female? You just referred to your cousin with female pronouns! Is this distant rtive of yours from Thand or something!? (TN: In Chinese, they use different words for male or female cousins. I just changed the sentences a bit so it made sense) I raised my hand to make it seem like I was going to p him and he went silent, then I continued speaking: My cous... rtive didnt believe me, so I started to crack the code right in front of them. Since Im a wise master, I started from 999 and counted backwards, and soon figured out the password! I said hows that, your password is 813! After hearing the number of 813, the ss leader shook her body as if she was just electrocuted, as if the seat she was sitting on suddenly became an electric chair. I have sessfullypleted my goal. After that, I spouted some nonsense with Cao JingShen, saying stuff like the number 813 is easy to remember. It looks like the 1 is cutting the 8 vertically into a 3, so girls who didnt have a good head used it as a password. In the remaining half of the ss, the ss leader never really started a conversation. Even if someone asked her a question, she would only give a half hearted response. After the bell rang, she was the first one to return to our ssroom. I saw her packing up her bag with a deathly paleplexion, it appeared as if she was desperate to go home. Thats right, hurry up and change your diary, put it in a safer ce, or better yet stop keeping a diary! The usually morous Monday campus life was finally over, and I returned home filled with exhaustion. When I was eating hot pot for dinner, I saw my dad happily picking up a fish ball. I suddenly remembered that I should admonish my old man and ask if he had given away my childhood photos. He did not deny it, and confessed his crimes while eating. What I didnt expect was that my childhood photos were quite popr, especially among the older aunts. For them, my photos were like stickers. So when Xiao Qin, the daughter of the neighbor Auntie Ren, came to ask for a photo, Dad thought that Auntie Ren wanted to keep amemorative photo, so he gave her one. He alsoined that no one wanted the photos of me after I entered middle school. The fearsome expression that I had on my face could only be used to ward off evil. Xiao Lin, whyd you suddenly ask about this? Is someone misusing your photos? Being ced on Xiao Qins bedside should probably be considered misuse, but I cant tell my old man, it was too shameful. I had to mutter my way through my answer. Nothing really happened this week until Thursday. On Wednesday, I put on Qingzi Academys uniform, infiltrated into the school, and handed the checkered books that Xiao Qin copied over to Ai Mi. There was quite arge amount this time, and it was probably enough for Ai Mi to use for a few weeks. I bumped into Peng TouSi midway, but he didnt see through our little scheme. He told me that Miss Ai Mi had no friends in Qingzi Academy. Although she doesnt say anything, she actually hopes that you coulde see her often. As long as you dont bring her any junk food, or do something particrly excessive, we wont interfere. His gentle attitude towards me made me very ufortable. It made me always recall what Ai Mi said, that Peng TouSi is a homo. I just straightforwardly asked if he was thinking about my chrysanthemum. Peng TouSi shook his head and felt that he was insulted, but did not get angry. Young man, did you know? Peng TouSi is the name I gave myself after my rebirth. This name was taken from a sea god in Greek mythology. Its only been a few days since west met, but Peng TouSis Chinese has greatly improved. Although his pronunciation was still a bit strange, the meaning of his sentences were crystal clear. So what? I heard from my father that the gods from Greek mythology were all hoodlums, headed by Zeus, theres not a single decent one! I held my buttocks as I yelled at Peng TouSi, and the other students at Qingzi Academy looked curiously at us from a distance, but no one dared to approach. Maybe someone was hoping that Peng TouSi would send me flying with a p. Young man, although Peng TouSi is a sea god, but he doesnt represent the sea, but rather the big pit that holds the seawater! (TN: Peng TouSi is the Chinese name for the Greek God, Pontus) What do you mean? Peng TouSi no longer spoke, he just faintly smiled at me, as if I would understand. I think I kind of understand. He meant that he was aplete 0. When he is engaged in the act, he only amodates others, so it was impossible for him to think about fragile chrysanthemum. Why are you always so courteous towards me? Youre Ai Mis bodyguard. I heard that if someone approached Ai Mi, they will be blocked by you! Why are you only giving me special treatment? Xing Xing was a perfect example, because he thought of me as his big brother, so Ai Mi was not an outsider. He wanted to get Ai Mis signature. As a result, he was grabbed by his belt and tossed out by Peng TouSi, his ankle was also bitten by Obama. Young man... My name is Ye Lin! Stop calling me young man! Its so cringey! I sternly protested. Peng TouSi spread his hands signifying that he would do as I wished. Lin, are you heterosexual? What the hell!? Thats even more cringey than before! Although ording to American culture, my name would indeed be LinYe, but can you give me some psychological preparation! And what does it mean by asking my sexual orientation in public? Of... of course Im heterosexual! That should be right, although as of yet I have not decided to establish a rtionship with someone of the opposite sex, I have at least tested my physiological reactions with Xiao Qin. Peng TouSi further asked: If youre heterosexual, would you like little girls who just entered elementary school? What kind of damn question is that?! Is this the US militarys lolicon test? If the FBI wants to sweep out all the lolicons around the world, Im reporting Director Cao! Go catch him! In addition, there is a school doctor in our school who is a shotacon, have her taken away too! I am not a lolicon! I dont like little girls who still smell of their mothers milk! Seeing the expression on my face, Peng TouSi added on: Dont misunderstand. What I meant was that if there was a girl of young age that fit your sense of aesthetics. Even if you dont have the desire to get with her immediately, wont you still have some sort of expectations for her? I raised one eyebrow. Waiting until she turns 15, so the sentencing would be lighter, that kind of expectation? Peng TouSi shook his hand like a palm-leaf fan. Lin, its not as dirty as what youre thinking of. It could be purely out of goodwill, hoping that the girl you admire will grow up safe and sound, and obtain happiness. This is the relentless pursuit of beauty by mankind. I really hope that the ex-underground boxer nicknamed ck Death God would talk to me about killing, which would be more natural than talking about a meaningless topic like beauty. Lin, when I look at you, I see the little girl who hasnt grown up yet. Its not a desire for you, but rather feelings of appreciation and wishfulness, I hope that you can be happy. So disgusting and corny, I couldnt stand the gentle gaze of Peng TouSis eyes. Im going to throw up... It turns out the legend of killing with your sight was true. Peng TouSi is going to kill me with his sight in a different sense! But thanks to Peng TouSi, I can openly visit Ai Mi in the future. I dont have to hide from the security guards, I dont have to jump over the wall, and I dont have to pet Obamas head anymore. Ai Mi was very happy after she received the checkered books. I heard that Peng TouSi turned a blind eye to the cheating. She was a little surprised at first, butter on it was not that surprising anymore. It turned out that Peng TouSi also tried to learn how to write Chinese characters. As a result, he went crazy after only learning for a week. The other bodyguards couldnt even hold him down. He didnt want to hurt anyone during his outbreak. In order to vent his anger, he chewed up half the yard. The rapper who lived across from them got scared and dialed 911. If it wasnt for Ai Mis mother, Peng TouSi would probably be in a mental hospital by now. Therefore, Peng TouSi believed that cheating on writing Chinese characters was justifiable. Ai Mi also said that Americans had a idiom that was its harder than Chinese, which is roughly equivalent to fucking hard. She feels that her skill of Chinese characters is sufficient, she is not going to continue living in China, so why work that hard. Since I didnt have to avoid Peng TouSi, I stayed in Ai Mis room for more than 2 hours. During the conversation, I got a better understanding of the VIP building. This long-term vacant VIP building was now almostpletely upied by Ai Mi and her attendants. Peng TouSi lived across from Ai Mi, the rest of the bodyguards lived in the adjacent house, then theres the private doctors, drivers, chefs, and nutritionists... Ai Mi lived in a luxurious doubles room with a spacious living room, two bedrooms, separated toilet and shower, aplete set of bathing equipment, ss walled showers with a whirlpool tub with massage functions, it was extremely extravagant. Ai Mi was still being picky, saying that the shower was not gentle enough, and that her soft skin turns red after showering. Due to her sensitivity to sunlight, Ai Mi chose the bedroom with less sun. The other bedroom waspletely empty, but was still cleaned every day. It had aplete set of bedding, and was mainly used as a rest area for people like the dance teacher to take a break. All the female teachers were reluctant to rest in this room and tried to avoid changing clothes inside. Peng TouSi was puzzled by this situation. What do you not understand! Ai Mi said there was a surveince camera in the room, and the female teachers must have been afraid of being peeked on! They dont know that you dont find any pleasure in seeing their naked body! Chapter 66 – Advanced Americans The living room was fully European style, none of the furniture werecking arabesque solid wood. The sofa cushion wasrge and soft, and it was veryfortable to lean on. Ai Mi and I were both sitting on a sofa, with an ivory colored wooden coffee table between us. The distance between the us was like a tutor and his student. Its a rare sight seeing Ai Mi wearing casual clothes, a pair of white suspenders with sky-blue shorts, sitting cross-legged barefoot on the sofa cushion, posed in a veryfortable and rxed manner. The air conditioner was too hot that it was even hotter than Director Cao and Xiao Qins homes. I had to unbutton the top of the Qingzi Academys uniform and revealed a bit of my chest. I didnt dare do this in Xiao Qins home. No matter how hot it was, I would hold it in. It seems like I am more rxed in front of Ai Mi. Obama, the sled dog, was sprawled on top of the rug in the living room, and from time to time he would check if Ai Mi or I had something to eat in our hands. Ai Mi only had a cup of freshly squeezed tomato juice in her hand, and I also had a cup. It was brought by a person dressed like a chef. There was a te of fruit on the coffee table. The skin was dark red, the flesh was yellow, it was tender and as sweet as honey. But Ai Mi didnt like it, she said that she was already tired of eating figs, and her opinion wouldnt change regardless of how fresh it was. The snacks that her mother set for her were basically only fruits, even choctes were only avable for birthdays and Christmas. This fruit is delicious, I think its healthier than chocte. I said inadvertently. Ai Mi immediately sat up straight and stared at me as if I had said something rebellious. Manservant, how can you say that figs are better than chocte! Didnt I say not to betray me! Whos your manservant, I was just pitying you. I can also get free food and drinks here, so I came to keep youpany! You must have been bought over by my mothers people! How much money did they give you! Unwilling to overlook my careless statement, her expression was both hateful and nervous as if herst toy had been snatched away. I felt that I couldnt exin it to her properly, so I just didnt bother exining it. I stood up and walked up to her, reached out, and patted her head. It was no different from from how I used to pet kittens and puppies. Obama saw that I was petting his owner, and came over hoping that I would pet him. What are you doing? Who said you can be so intimate with me! Ai Mi was ashamed and anxious to resist. Its strange how she wasnt shy in front of me wearing only her underwear, but now she is blushing when Im only touching her head. Did she feel like I vited her dignity as a high and mightydy? But I dont treat her as ady. In my eyes, she was just a dummy. For an inexplicable reason, a dummy that I couldnt leave alone. Blonde hair is really easy to mess up. I only touched it a bit and the hair on top of her head all stuck up; the fluffy hair made her look like a cartoon character. But Ai Mi didnt realize. Under my strokes, her mood seemed to have calmed, and she stopped saying stuff like I betrayed her. This was the first time that my happily petting a dog technique was effective for humans. I thought about the meaning and smiled while sitting back in my original spot. After I removed my hand, Ai Mi disyed a disappointed expression, but said: This manservant is too misbehaved! Youre not allowed to touch my head anymore! I shrugged and gave her an unclear answer. Americans love to shrug. I just learned that recently. Ai Mi and I have been looking at it for a while. Once again, she reiterated that I was not allowed to betray her. She also said that although Peng TouSi turned a blind eye towards her cheating, in the end he still was mothers half dog, they couldnt be careless. Manservant, you cant learn from Peng TouSi, you must be my full-time dog! I looked at her contemptuously while using my godly petting techniques on Obama. Obamas expression of pleasure was 90% like that of Ai Mis from earlier. You brat who is so simr to a dog. You are not qualified to say that others are dogs! Then Ai Miined to me again about how boring filming was, it was tiring and troublesome, especially the martial arts instructor who was really bitc*y. I advised Ai Mi not to mess up the rtionship with Auntie Ren. Ai Mi asked me why I wanted to help Auntie Ren and asked what is her rtionship with me. In fact, I have nothing to do with Auntie Ren. I just didnt want two of my acquaintances to have a bad rtionship. I said that Auntie Ren has won the MMA World Championship and is someone with skill. Ai Mi said that Peng TouSi was even stronger. If you dont believe it, then let them fight. I said that Auntie Ren was an elder. Could you show some respect for your elders? As a result, Ai Mi said that Americans dont y by those rules. The malpractices of respecting and giving tons of subsidies for seniors only exist in countries that arent developed, like China. Finally, I told Ai Mi: I still have all the cs and chips that we bought at the supermarketst time. If youre willing to mend your rtionship with Auntie Ren, Ill secretly bring them to you. Ai Mi suddenly lost all of her principles, and promised to stop bothering Auntie Ren, and repeatedly told me to keep my promise. What a glutton. When I was chatting with Ai Mi in the living room, Ai Mis bedroom door was open. I could see that the entire bedroom was repainted at Ai Mis request. The walls were turned into a hue of pink. There were dancing dolphins and blue waves painted on top. In a nutshell, Ai Mis bedroom waspletely decorated as a fantasy princess room, and waspletely out of ce when matched against the tone of the VIP building, like a child living among a group of adults, but this was indeed the case. The reason why only the bedroom was remodeled, and the living room remained the same, was probably due to a conflict of opinions with Peng TouSi (the representative of her mother). Ai Mis bed looked like it was very soft, it was a four-poster bed with decorated poles at each corner. Light purple curtains were attached to the ceiling. It could be pulled down to shield from sunlight, and can also be used as a mosquito in summer. Its a double bed, if Ai Mi slept on top she wouldnt even take up 1/3 of the area. But currently there is not much empty space left on the bed, almost all of it was upied by a variety of teddy bears. There were two bears that stood out, one was the traditional Winnie the Pooh (dressed like a human wearing a red shirt, but no pants, I dont know what the designer was thinking). The other was a Viking pirate wearing a horned helmet (It was bigger than Ai Mi, makes me think how she moves it), and the remaining bears were too numerous to count, they were basically all warm colored with big eyes. Im thinking that Ai Mi doesnt even need nkets at night, she could just cover herself with these teddy bears. Sure enough, Im still a child, I started snickering in my head, but my face probably expressed what I was thinking. Ai Mi was upset when she saw my expression. Whats wrong with liking teddy bears? I have to hold one at night, or I cant fall asleep! Do you know how much pressure there is working in show business? A few of my mothers contracted singers also smokes marijuana and takes drugs! Why do you care if Im just holding a bear! I suddenly felt embarrassed, because I also had a habit of holding things to fall asleep. Thats why there were two identical pillows in my room, one was used as a hug pillow. I am a grown man yet have the same sleeping habits as a little girl like Ai Mi, its a bit humiliating. I wasntughing at you. You definitely sleep more sound if you hug something. Those were notforting words, but my personal experience. I dont know why, but Ai Mi sighed. ording to my mother, when I was very young, I had to hold my mothers arm to fall asleep. But after I was old enough to realize what was going on, my mother wouldnt let me hug her anymore, so I could only use teddy bears as a substitute. But teddy bears doesnt emit heat. I would tell Peng TouSi to use infrared light to heat it for 10 minutes before going to bed every night, but it always gets cold in the middle of the night... Speaking of this, Ai Mi suddenly stared at my arm, her intention was quite obvious. Hey, what are you thinking? Do you want to sleep with my arm? Im not a teddy bear! When I revealed her intentions, Ai Mi snorted: Stop dreaming! Youre just a lowly servant. How can you sleep on the same bed as your owner? You can just sleep with Obama at the foot of the bed! Who wants to sleep with the sled dog! I used to sleep with my puppy. After I remembered the scenes from that time, I felt as if it happened yesterday, and I stayed quiet for a while. Hey, manservant, why arent you saying anything? ... Are you YY me? YY you? Yeah, YY about sleeping with me? All guys are like this, absolutely vulgar. (TN: YY just means to sexually fantasize about someone) Ai Mi had an expression as if she had solved all the wonders of the world and had a ridiculous posture as if she was going to attain enlightenment. Whos YY that kind of things! Stop thinking that all men are stalkers just because you got entangled with one before! Ai Mi held out a hand and said that I didnt need to justify myself. You dont need to exin, I forgive you. Serving such a charming master, it would be unrealistic to to not let you fantasize. Ill give you special permission to YY me, as long as you remain loyal to me. Looking at the smug look in her eyes, maybe the only reason she really believes that I wasnt bought by her mother is because I was attracted by her charm. Its arrogant and foolish. How did I get mixed up with this kind of person? Ai Mi is really troublesome and annoying. She said that Auntie Ren was an annoying b***h, but I dont think shes too far off. Afterining about filming, Ai Mi began toin about how life in Qingzi Academy was very boring. Ai Mi would have bodyguards apanying her at all times so the students couldnt get close even if they wanted to, obviously youre not going to make any friends. There were also a lot ofints about the arrangement of the courses. For example, the math ss in the celestial empire was not made for humans, thenguage and history sses were all used to brainwash students and how she was also d that she was born in the democratic and free USA, otherwise she would have been like the celestial empire children and became a sacrifice for dictatorship. Finally, Ai Mi asked me, the sacrifice, what my school was like and if there were any interesting things. Theres really nothing to talk about 28 Middle, I told her briefly that its a more crude version of Qingzi Academy, it was more like a concentration camp. Ai Mi asked another question: Do you have a lot of friends? I dont have many friends, although there were the eighteen arhats in the basketball team, but after all, they were not in the same ss. In my ss, the only ones I hanged with was the degenerate Eunuch Cao. Xiao Qin was not a friend either, she was more like an enemy who wants my life. Suddenly I thought of the ss leader, the ss leader is probably my sworn rival? But that day I at least helped her by reminding her to rece her diary. Its because her brother is too outrageous. He doesnt care about his sisters feelings, nor does he care about the feelings of Xiao Hua, who was dumped. I really should think of a way to teach him a lesson. I said that I didnt have many friends in school, but there were a couple of people who got on my nerves. As the United States is such an advanced country, how would they deal with it? Ai Mi took a sip of tomato juice, revealing a tastes disgusting expression. Hmph, those annoying guys. I might as well let Peng TouSi kill them, then let them sink to the bottom of ake! Chapter 67 – A Dangerous Clien t Dont just say that willy-nilly! Is that how an advanced democratic country solves their problems!? There are many people on the Inte who im that the United States is the hope of mankind, the beacon of light! But now it turns out that they just kill anyone they hate? I coughed a few times and said that the so-called bad guy wasnt bad enough to bepletely annihted. He was just a selfish person who didnt know how to put himself in someone elses shoes. It would be fine if he could learn how to think from others perspectives. Hmph, I already learned how to think from others perspectives during elementary school in America! At that time, the school asked the boys and girls to wear special weighted clothes to simte being pregnant. That way both boys and girls would understand the pain of pregnancies and they would be more cautious and use contraceptives... Well, the education of the Celestial Empire is a failure! I dont know how criticizing the education of the Celestial Empire will benefit Ai Mi. Maybe shes just extremelypetitive. Not even an ounce of constructive ideas. Even if I forced Shu Zhe to wear special weighted clothes, it would not make him understand the pains of being a sister. The sky was getting darker and I said I should head home. Fine, just leave if you want. Im getting sick of looking at your face anyway. Ai Mi sat on the sofa cushion with no intention of seeing me out. Instead, she closed her eyes and turned her head to the side. It was very disrespectful. I wont stoop to her level. I petted Obamas head as he scooched beside me. Manservant...you...when will youe back? Ai Mi didnt look at me, and when she spoke, she was looking at the corner. Whenever Im free, there should have been enough checkered books for you to use for a few weeks? Or are you saying you want me toe over often? The vegetable juice was pretty tasty, and the figs werent bad either. There is no harm ining often to apany Ai Mi. Who... who wants you toe often, stop dreaming! Ill call next time I have a task for you! Oh, then Im leaving! I bent down to tie my shoes. Ai Mi used the armrest of the sofa as a bunker, hiding half her body while watching me wearing my shoes, not sure whats her intention. Hey, manservant, about the credit card I gave youst time, have you used it to buy stuff you like? It seems to be a different method of asking what I like. Oh that... since Ive been busy recently, I havent used it yet! Ai Mi revealed the expression of a little beast. What a failure, doesnt even know how to spend money. Although she was chiding me sarcastically, there was a hint of joy in her blue eyes. It probably was not because I saved her money, but because she realized that I have no particr desire for money, and it would not be easy for me to be bought over by her mother. Hey, Ill tell Peng TouSi to pick you up on Sunday, you cane to film city and watch me film. It was not an invitation, but a request, based on her tone of voice. To be honest, I am a bit interested. Although Im not nning on bing an action actor anymore, the process of filming should be quite interesting. Im not sure how hrious Ai Mi will look like when she is filming. Well, if I have nothing else to do, I might consider going. Eh? Thats how you reply? The masters order should be your highest priority! Whos my master! I just thought that you were lonely and apanied you out of the goodness of my heart! I didnt want to waste time arguing with her. Since she stuck her head out when she was watching me wear my shoes, I reached out and patted her head. This time Ai Mi didnt resist, and obediently let me massage her a few times. She lowered her head to hide the expression on her face. If you donte on Sunday, I wont forgive you! It was very unconvincing when she said that as I was patting her head. When Peng TouSi heard that I was heading home, he proposed to drive me. I was afraid of being alone with him, so I ran back. It is said that its pretty tight when you exercised in Qingzi Academys uniform. No wonder they cant beat others in a fight, the school uniformcks consideration. Due to Xiao Qins bandaged head, I have not bullied her in the past few days. She used brother Optimus Prime twice as bait to deceive me. Not bullying her is already a huge favor. Not only did she not repay my kindness, but she also verbally harassed me constantly to the point where I couldnt concentrate in ss. However, it may be because her head and abdomen both hurts, the frequency or intensity of the harassment isnt evenparable to the previous days. In addition, the ss leader does not talk to me. She treats me as air and remains a respectful distance away. Loud Mouth constantly urged me to apologize to the ss leader. She told me to sincerely apologize and not make jokes about her brothers name. I actually wanted to find a suitable time, but recently loyal dog bro hasnt left the side of the ss leader, not even once. Shu Zhe didnte looking for me anymore, maybe he was afraid to be discovered by his sister dont tell me he really went through with the n of taking nude photos of his sister? I asked Cao JingShen how his nude photo business was doing recently and if he had anypetitors. As soon as I mentioned it, Cao JingShens face bloomed. Leader, thanks to your blessings, the profits on photos of the ss leader has greatly increased! Huh? Didnt you photoshop a lot of different girls? Why did you only mention the ss leader? I whispered to Cao JingShen while being on guard against the ss leader. She not only had superior vision, but also super hearing. Jie Jie Jie Jie, this disciple thinks that its because the ss leader is too serious, people can only see and not y. So the more serious she is, the more people want to see her nude. Its really a case of reverse psychology! So this disciple decided to take the premium products route. Recently Iunched a special package with 12 pictures of the ss leader.Theres even a discount if you buy it all! Leader, would you like one? I can give you a set if you want. I seem to have already witnessed the day Cao JingShen is stepped on by the ss leader and shot through the temples with her gun. Under my inquiry, Cao JingShen talked about his customers, none of them were from our ss. He didnt dare sell to ssmates, since he was afraid of being reported. Usually client information is confidential, but since youre my master... Cao JingShen talked about his biggest client, I couldnt believe it was Li ErLeng of ss 2. This guy would buy every photo of the ss leader. Cao JingShen even gave him a gold VIP status and he could enjoy a 10% discount. Li ErLeng is his nickname, his real name is Li CunZhuang, his brain wasnt so so good. There were even rumors going around school that his parents were long-lost siblings. The dude was huge. He weighed 100 kg, a fierce expression, and a left eye that couldnt open. When he spoke he would always repeat his first word twice. For example, when he goes to the cafeteria he would say buy...buy buns, and when he curses he would say screw...screw your mom. Dont let his nickname fool you, everyone makes fun of him behind his back, but no one dares face him head-on. When Li ErLeng fought, he fought to the death. All the punks outside were all scared of him (Ive heard that psychotic or mentally handicapped people would not be legally responsible if they killed someone). And this fatty was persistent, simr to Forrest from Forrest Gump. Obviously hes not as pure as Forrest, otherwise he would not buy nude photos of the ss leader. I thought about how he spent a lot of money to buy nude photos of the ss leader, I hope he doesnt do something bad to the ss leader in the future. I should prevent it, but I dont know what to do. Eunuch Cao, are you going to keep selling the ss leaders photos? I decided to annihte the source. Cao JingShen turned pale with fright and screamed: Leader, this disciple was wrong. I made an oath that I would never make fun of your family anymore. You see, since Ren XiaoQin is the leaders woman, I never photoshopped her photos. Is the ss leader part of your family now too? If the ss leader is your woman, then this disciple will burn the remaining photos, without leaving a trace! Since he said that, i had nothing to say. In fact, I had no reason to help the ss leader. If Cao JingShen wants to sell the photos, then he should, its not real anyways. Seeing that I didnt pursue this matter, Cao JingShen rxed and said that it was all due to my blessings that he could earn a lot, so he said he would treat me to McDonalds at noon. I went with him since I wasnt doing anything. Xiao Qin originally wanted me to have a meal with me. When she saw that I followed Cao JingShen, and she didnt dare to talk to Cao JingShen. She only looked at me with a face of grievance, hoping I can have a conscience. I dont have a conscience just because Im not eating with you? I ignored her, and she waster taken away by the ss leader and her groupies. When we were eating chicken wings at McDonalds, I suddenly had a revtion. technically speaking, these were bought with the ss leaders nude photos. After eating this meal, wouldnt I be Cao JingShens aplice! Why do I feel like a pimp? And for some reason I feel like I owe the ss leader a lot of money... Chapter 68 – The Goal is Roasted Sweet Potatoes Friday came in the blink of an eye. The bandages on Xiao Qins head was finally removed. We should thank the shotacon, Chen YingRan, because it was treated properly and no scars remained. Xiao Qin felt her healed forehead as if she still had lingering fears. Oh, I was careless. If it left a scar, Ye Lin ssmate would have abandoned me... Youre overthinking, even if you were a wless brand new iPhone5, I would still refuse to sign, and tell the courier to return it. The ckboard was filled with the neat writings of the history teacher. This ss talked about the origination and development of the Nile River civilization. It seems like the history teacher didnt n the lesson that well. After writing a few lines on the board, he would turn around to check the notes on the lectern. Suddenly he slipped and miswrote the oah part of Pharaoh. He probably identally saw Gong CaiCais chest, this old pervert. He looked up at the ceiling to hold back his nosebleed, and then stood quietly on the podium. He told everyone to read silently, and started to patrol back and forth in the ssroom. Hey, Ye Lin ssmate, have you seen the movie Cleopatra? Xiao Qin smiled while talking to me. I havent seen the movie, but my dad told me her story before. Thest female pharaoh named Cleopatra, who once tempted Caesar the Great and his subordinate Antony, almost changing the fate of Egypt. But what left an impression on me was her death. Shemitted suicide with a cobra hidden in an apple basket. And the ce that the cobra bit was her breast. I thought at the time: Fortunately, cobras are not mammals, otherwise they would be extinct. Regardless of whether I ignored her or not, Xiao Qin would always keep talking: It was so sad when Cleopatra died, I almost cried! A bit unexpected, I thought Xiao Qin would only substitute herself as the idiot heroine in shoujo manga, and then be moved to tears by the corny plots! Did she also rte to Cleopatra? Her nature was indeed vicious like a snake, the decision to keep my distance was absolutely correct! I decided to ridicule Xiao Qin: Hey, how do you sympathize with such a fickle woman? Xiao Qin blinked her eyes to signify she was puzzled. Eh? I dont really have any sympathy for Cleopatra. The reason why I almost cried was because I couldnt imitate the way shemitted suicide! What special skills do you need tomit suicide? Just find any cobra? Hearing me say that Xiao Qin slowly lowered her head. I watched this movie two years ago. At that time, I thought: Even if I grabbed a cobra like Cleopatra, the cobra wouldnt be able to find my breasts. It probably wouldnt know where to bite. It was so sad when I thought about it... Damn it! The reason why you cry when watching a movie ispletely different from everyone else! Apologize to Cleopatra! Shemitted suicide, yet youre still joking about other peoples chests. You should just be Princess Taiping for life! Why should I tell her that? She was deceitful and broke her promises. She had imprisoned the righteous brother Optimus Prime for so many years. She also made me walk in public with a cardboard tampon box. Even if I threw her into a pit of venomous snakes, it would be considered justice! No, I must get revenge, or Ill never be able to put it behind me. I have to find a way to get back at her. But I cant use violence, since there would be negative side effects. Recently, I identally heard Little Smart say, Its better to abuse the heart than to abuse the body. I dont know what she was discussing with Loud Mouth. In short, this sentence was a good reference for me. Since I am not nning on inflicting physical pain, I will change my attack to emotional pain! In fact, I have always been ridiculing her, but I dont think it is enough. I have to get serious. If I broke her innocent heart, then she should give up on me. Any good ideas? While I was thinking about it, I heard the history teacher say: The ancient Egyptians built the pyramid with ves... Ah! Thats it! As long as I have a pyramid... No, what I mean is, as long as I treat Xiao Qin like a ve, telling her to get me drinks, telling her to do this and that, eventually she will get fed up with me! Who likes being a ve? Otherwise why was the ve-owning society the first to copse? I remember when couples quarreled in soap operas, they would always use the line Dont treat me like a ve. Lets do it. Xiao Qin, Im hungry. Go buy something for me to eat after ss ends. I said in an indifferentmanding tone. I thought that Xiao Qin would be ttered and immediately agree, but I did not expect her to bitterly ask: Really, Im really sorry. My lower abdomen suddenly started hurting. Can you wait until after one more ss? Ill buy you something at noon. You still want to trick me?! Did she realize I wanted to use her as a ve? Speaking of it, a few days ago, she said that her stomach hurts. But if her stomach hurts, why did I never see her running to the bathroom? If my stomach hurt, I will definitely have to go ten times a day! She is probably pretending? She is definitely pretending. Xiao Qin is a god when ites to lying and acting, I cant be fooled. I distorted my face and made an unhappy expression: If I could wait until noon, then what do I need you for? Im starving so much that I cant even move a finger! If you really like me, youll buy it for me immediately after ss! Xiao Qin, who was rebuked by me, shrank back like a small animal. Im ... Im sorry... that I irritated you. Ill go right after ss... What does Ye Lin ssmate want to eat? I was trying to think of something that is not easy to find, deliberately making it difficult for her. Well... go get me a roasted sweet potato! Roasted...roasted sweet potato? Xiao Qin widened her eyes in surprise. But its spring! Is anyone even selling roasted sweet potatoes? I red at her, it scared Xiao Qin and she didnt speak another word. Anyway, I want to eat roasted sweet potatoes! My stomach cant digest anything other than roasted sweet potatoes! You can go to food stall street, I remember there was a cart in the alleyway with an auntie that roasted sweet potatoes. Just treat her as a hidden NPC in a maze and search for her! Okay...sweet potatoes that roasted aunties? How many? Roasted aunties my ass! Its roasted sweet potato! One is fine! Get me the biggest one! Xiao Qin went out to buy me a roasted sweet potato right when ss ended. Her movements were not natural. One hand covered her belly, and she wrinkled her brows as if it was really painful. I wont be fooled, I have already been tricked enough, dont think that I will call you back! After she left the ssroom, I realized that I forgot to give her money for the roasted sweet potatoes. Forget it, the point of doing this was to make Xiao Qin hate me. If she found that I was that cheap, her evaluation of me would definitely lower. I just remembered, Xiao Qins sry for helping Ai Mi copy the Bible may have already exceeded $4,000 (Ai Mi, this spendthrift). I have already embezzled so much money. Does the price of one sweet potato even matter? Ah, I really am scum, I admire how much of a scum I am. Xiao Qin, hurry up and realize that I am scum. Then you can avoid me and it would be a happily ever after ending. The rest time between ss was only ten minutes. I wonder if Xiao Qin can make it back in time? It should not be a problem, doesnt she know teleportation? Just use her natural cheats, let alone going to buy some roasted sweet potatoes, even going to Area 51 to buy a UFO should not be a difficult task for her. The next lesson was English ss, and Xiao Qin did note back in time. This ve is so stupid. Will she take responsibility if I cant eat the roasted sweet potato? Knowing that I wouldnt find anything, I still nced at Xiao Qins empty seat, and coincidentally locked on with the ss leaders interrogatory gaze. The ss leaders ck pupil was like a ball of energy, and it was firing deathsers at me. Obviously, she thinks that Xiao Qin being absent from English ss was my fault. Well, the ss leader wasnt wrong, the ve owner has to be responsible for the ve. I looked at my watch, it was already 11:15, Xiao Qin has already been out for 20 minutes. Did she get into an ident? Did she get bitten by a dog, hit by a car, or caught by an alien? Suddenly I found that in my mind, the Little Tyrant was always an invincible existence, so I thought that Xiao Qin was also invulnerable. But Xiao Qin was actually not invulnerable. Didnt she injure her head at the g raising ceremony a few days ago? Isnt she also made of flesh and blood? She will get hurt, or even get sick. What if her abdominal pain was real? Because I forced her to go out and buy things while in pain, did she faint by the side of the road? I couldnt pay attention to ss! I felt like I became a sweet potato. I was being baked in the oven and turned over... Its hot! I subconsciously looked out the window. From my seat, I had a perfect view of the main entrance of the school. A slender figure half walked and half jogged in front of the school gate and stopped. Chapter 69 – Sudden Unannounced Inspection Isnt that Xiao Qin? It seems like you have not been abducted by aliens! She held a small brown paper bag in her hands, which obviously contained roasted sweet potatoes. It seems like she has sessfullypleted her mission. Although the bag was carried for a while, the roasted sweet potato was still hot, Xiao Qin was holding it in her hands like a hot water bottle for warmth. She is pretty capable, I took a deep breath. Xiao Qin saw that the automatic gates were closed, but she stood at the gates without moving an inch. It was odd, its not like this was the first ss of the day, as long as you say something to the guard, he would let you in. Looking more carefully, I found out why Xiao Qin had stopped. The guard on duty today was the nephew of the usual security guard, the young security guard. Last time when Xiao Qin waste with me, she was afraid of speaking to him. Since he was younger, he wasbeled as opposite sex of the same age and triggered her androphobia. Whats even worse was that the guard actually fell asleep, otherwise even if Xiao Qin made some gestures, he would have helped her open the gates. After much hardships of buying the elusive roasted sweet potato. Xiao Qin was stumped with no solution at the school gate. It appears to be pretty windy today, Xiao Qin held her arms while shivering. She started jogging on the spot, hoping to slightly increase her body temperature. Sure enough, she was afraid of the cold. I found out a while back that Xiao Qin was deathly afraid of the cold. Its weird, I dont remember the Little Tyrant being afraid of the cold. When we had snowball fights during winter, he would bury me headfirst in the snow and nned to use me as the base for a snowman. Howe you lost your resistance to the cold once you became a girl? I guess this would be considered a side effect of changing sses. I looked at her from the window and was starting to feel anxious. If you are afraid of cold, then just knock on the window of the guard room! You dont even need to talk to him, he will see how pitiful you look and definitely will let you in! Xiao Qin continued to hop while holding her arms, but suddenly she stopped, as if she had realized something extraordinary. She touched the bag of roasted sweet potatoes and revealed a bad expression. Eh? Did something happen to the roasted sweet potato? Is it because you stood outside too long, so the roasted sweet potato is getting colder? Dont worry about the the sweet potato! Getting inside the school should be your number one priority! Right now in Xiao Qins mind, the temperature of the roasted sweet potato seems to be more important than entering the school. She looked around to make sure the coast was clear, then she stealthily unzipped her uniform, and quickly inserted the roasted sweet potato into her bosom. Ah! Your expression revealed that you were obviously burned! Although it felt a bit cool to the touch, but if feeling with your chest, it was definitely hot! What are you doing! Were you worried that I wouldnt like to eat cooled roasted sweet potato, so you wanted to keep it warm by keeping it in your bosom! Who wants to eat roasted sweet potatoes that was kept in your bosom?! Watching Xiao Qin hopping around to keep warm against the cold, while being burned by the roasted sweet potato in her bosom to the point of releasing tears, I coudnt stand it anymore. What kind of punishment is this? One minute its hot, one minute its cold! Dual punishment of ice and fire! Teacher, I want to go to the bathroom! I raised my hand and said to the teacher. Everyone in the ss turned around and looked at me. I rarely spoke in English ss, so the eight words I said this time might have set a new record. When I raised my hand, the teacher consciously moved. He probably thought that I had thrown a hidden weapon. Once he heard that I just wanted to go to the bathroom, he quickly agreed. When I passed by the ss leaders seat as I left the ssroom, she didnt look at me. So cold, has shepletely given up on me? I speedily ran to the school gate, and Xiao Qin spotted me from the other side of the automatic door. Her expression was like seeing the savior at the end of the world. I knocked on the ss and woke up the guard. He was still sleepy and didnt ask anything. He just pressed the button and let Xiao Qin in. boo hoo~~~~ I thought I would never see Ye Lin ssmate again (;;`) Xiao Qin always exaggerated, this time was no exception. I felt a bit guilty and didnt know what to say. Oh right, Ye Lin ssmates food, I properly kept it warm! Xiao Qin said while unzipping her uniform. She wasnt shy towards me at all! She even used me as cover to avoid being seen by other students who were in gym ss! Cant you learn a bit more shame?! Of course, there wasnt anything particrly worthwhile seeing, only a small section of her white chest below the neck was exposed. There was no need for censorship, the protrusions were not obvious, people would believe you even if you said it was a boys chest. Xiao Qin didnt know what I was thinking. After she took out the roasted sweet potato, she had a proud expression on her face. Ye, Ye Lin ssmate, I got the roasted auntie... No, I bought the roasted sweet potato! Please enjoy! I hesitated slightly, Xiao Qin may have misunderstood, thinking that I was angry and immediately bowed to apologize: I... Im sorry! Im so useless, I still had to have Ye Lin ssmate personallye out to pick me up! Please forgive me! It was an indescribable feeling. When I took the bag from her hands and touched her ice cold fingertips. It seems that in order to help me buy roasted sweet potatoes that are usually only avable in winter, she really ran around to find some. In the face of such hard work put in by Xiao Qin, I suddenly didnt know what to say. If we went back to ss together, it would be suspicious. God knows what kind of gossip will be spread around by Loud Mouth, or how the ss leader will specte. Would you like to skip this ss with me? I asked in an inquiring tone. Xiao Qin said ok, and started following me, like a faithful servant. If I dont eat the roasted sweet potato, it would definitely get cold. To be honest, I wasnt that hungry. The sweet potato was quite big, it would be a waste since I might not be able to finish the entire one. I divided the sweet potato in half and gave half to Xiao Qin. Xiao Qins face could not be described with words. She shakily received it, but did not immediately put it in her mouth. When I started to eat, Xiao Qin followed and also started to eat. While eating she showed an expression of extreme bliss. Is it that delicious? People say that this auntie often slightly burns the sweet potatoes! It might be all in my head. For some reason I feel like the sweet potato that had been in Xiao Qins bosom tasted of milk. We walked around the exercise field while eating the sweet potato, neither of us spoke. Xiao Qin was probably afraid of the cold, as she walked we eventually were side by side, and she leaned directly on me. Usually, this would be embarrassing, and I would push her away immediately. However, today was a special case. Since you were frozen cold, and couldnt say anything. Ill let you rest a bit for today Anyway, I have nothing to lose. The white clouds on the blue sky looked soft, like marshmallows, and my mood also softened. If Xiao Qin could always be this quiet. When we walked to the back fields, we saw two first year sses in physical education ss. Some people were doing triple jumps in the sand pit, and others were doing short distance sprints. It was probably the task assigned by the teacher. I saw Shu Zhe hiding behind a group of people so he was not easily seen by the teacher. He was justzing-off and leaning against the horizontal bars. A teenager who doesnt like exercising. No wonder when he was being bullied, he would only prostrate and apologize. He saw that I was walking together with Xiao Qin. He had a stunned expression like he was Zhou Yu in the Battle of Red Cliffs, who was nning to use fire to attack. Until the day it was time for the assault, he suddenly realized that he miscalcted the wind direction. Does he think that Xiao Qin is my girlfriend? He realized that his n of selling out his sister already failed. Now he needs to re-select his target? I dont have time to worry about him, I already have enough troubles on my te. At noon, Xiao Qin asked for a sick leave from the ss teacher because she wasnt feeling well. Because the ss leader was unable to leave, Loud Mouth and Little Smart sent Xiao Qin to the subway station. Actually, if Xiao Qin asked me, I might have escorted her back home. But she probably didnt want me to miss ss, so she only said one line as she left, How regrettable, Ill have to wait until Monday to see Ye Lin ssmate again. Since Xiao Qin wasnt next to me in the three afternoon sses, I felt a bit lonely. Its like sleeping in the same room with a person who always snores. You usually think that he is annoying, but if one day you cant hear his snoring anymore, you cant fall asleep anymore. Maybe I am the one who got Stockholm Syndrome. Today was Friday. During thest self-study ss, nobody could hold back anymore. Regardless of boys or girls, they were all whispering to each other about their ns for the weekend. There was no one near me I canmunicate with, so I used a look of disdain to gaze at these plebeians. This is why you dont celebrate too soon, the music was extremely sad. 20 minutes before ss ended, the Headteacher and a few students union members barged into our ssroom, saying that it was a surprise inspection. Most of my ssmates faces were wailing, and there were a few who were like a cat on a hot tin roof since they secretly brought their mobile phones to school. I was extremely happy, because there were no contraband in my bag, I can sit still and gloat. I suddenly thought: Eunuch Caos bag was bulging, dont tell me he brought PS nude photos of the ss leader? If it was found by the headteacher, even if he was given a warning, or had to write self-reflections, even if he deserves it, but the ss leader will also lose face. I am a bit worried. Chapter 70 – Freedom of Belief It seems that I underestimated Eunuch Cao. Since the headteacher only monitored the door as a supervisor, the Discipline members of the Student Council were responsible for inspections, which gave Cao JingShen an opportunity. Cao JingShens bag was usually filled with things like game consoles, magazines, trading cards, H manga, and Japanese actress photo magazine... Everything was contraband, let alone the possible hidden nude photos of the ss leader. However, themittee member responsible for Cao JingShens inspection only momentarily paused beside his desk and nced at his bag, then he continued on to inspect the next person. Later, I realized that Cao JingShen had always been bribing the Discipline Committee since a while back. Everyone from the vice-leader and lower position has already been sessfully bribed by Cao JingShen. Also the person responsible for his inspection would receive an extra red envelope (TN: bonus money) from Cao JingShen. Thats why the tanned disciplinary member that paused at Cao JingShens seat had a hand inserted in his pocket and an indescribable expression of glee. Shady! Too fucking shady! But should I be happy? If the discipline member was not corrupt, then the naked photos of the ss leader would have been exposed. Although Cao JingShen sold a lot of photos outside of our ss, most of the buyers would sneakily bring it back home without sharing with others. There is much less harmpared to being exposed in a public ce, like our ss. In particr, you cant ignore the headteacher, who was like a watchdog, ferociously guarding the door to our ss. If she discovers the photos of the ss leader, she will take all it as evidence. She will never destroy the photos in consideration of the victim. She might even interrogate the ss leader, asking how Cao JingShen got the originals for the PS photos! All of those potential troubles were solved by Cao JingShens dirty bribes. If the ss leader knew how corrupted the student council was, maybe she would suddenly explode into a ball of anger. But if all students were as upright as you, you would be extremely embarrassed if the photos were exposed in public! Ah, sometimes life is such a contradiction. I must be getting old if I am seriously thinking about these kind of problems... It was almost my turn for bag inspections, and it was darky (nickname for the tannedmittee member) who was in charge of my inspection. Since there were no contraband in my bag, I safely threw my bag on the table and let him check all he wants. However, darky did not move. He wanted to skip me not because I was the master of Cao JingShen, but because he was afraid of me due to my infamy. Although darky was already a third-year student, he probably remembers the time when I fought the boss of 28 Middle on the first day. Although I did not win the fight, my stubbornness and unyielding attitude left a deep impression on the boss, and I have since been regarded by him as his sessor. Darky obviously didnt want to push my buttons. He was nning on skipping over me, but unbeknownst to him, the ss leader, Shu Sha, came over. It seems that the headteacher called the ss leader and told her something. After that, the ss leader came and rushed straight to me. The headteacher is so cunning! She knew that the disciplinary members didnt want to offend me, so she sent Shu Sha to deal with me. Darky and the ss leader stood side by side, surrounding my desk. This situation was extremely ufortable. I felt that they were both the schools dogs, and they were terrorizing a hardworking student like me. Although darky was a corrupt dog, and the ss leader was a justice hawk. Even though their nature was slightly different, they both made me angry. I pushed my bag towards them. Go ahead and inspect it, the earlier you finish, the earlier I can leave. But I have to tell you guys that I have a mousetrap in my bag, its not my fault if anyones hand gets caught! Darky made aplex expression and nced at ss leader to his right, then whispered in a low voice: Shu Sha, lets just give Ye Lin some face, the headteacher cant see anything from this angle anyway... The ss leader scrunched her brows and the words she said made darky swallow his words. What face? Why would you check everyones bags and not check his? Is that fair to other students? The rhetorical questions made darky ashamed of himself and ufortable. The ss leader reached out and grabbed the zipper of my bag. Shes not afraid of mousetraps? I suddenly wanted to tease the hawk and hound couple. I had no fear since I was in the clear anyways. ss leader, I forgot to tell you, theres a dead mouse on the mousetrap! The ss leader had already stuck her hand into my bag. After hearing what I said, she retracted her hand immediately as if she was electrocuted. Not only did she retract her hand, she also stepped backwards with her body. It appeared that halfway through stepping back she found her behavior inappropriate, and stopped herself from moving. She forced herself to step forward and maintain her original position. Those movements may have vited human mechanics, and her faced turned red. I will never forget this scene. That moment when she retreated with a deathly pale face and osciting eyes. It was definitely a rare sight. So it turns out you are afraid of mice? Unexpectedly, you have the same weakness as ordinary girls! After learning that you are afraid of mice, the dignity of the ss leader has disappeared from my mind! Even darky could not hold back hisughter and made puhpuh sounds. The ss leaders face changed between red and white, she hated me so much and was biting down hard on her lips. Whatever is in the bag, take it out and show it to me! The angry tone of voice and expression was quite rare, I should take a photo. I nonchntly stuck my hand into my bag and took out a thick English-Chinese dictionary. I threw it on the table and itnded with a thud, causing a lot of dust to fly out, which was particrly obvious under the sun. The ss leader and darky both covered the bottom half of their face in case my dictionary was covered with anthrax. My mood was great. Then I took out 16 ssical Chinese workbooks and threw them even harder on the table. The dust flew everywhere, causing the ss leader and darky to repeatedly cough. Hows that? Do you see any contraband? Now you should be satisfied! I reached my hand into my bag once again and randomly pulled out a thick book and threw it on the table! The book was pretty hard, it almost split my table in half. Hmph! Take a look! Look at whatever you want! Its the same as your bags, its full of reference books! Now that I think about it, which subject did I pull out? Why is the cover so ck? I took a closer look and written on the hard covered ck cover in gold words: The Bible, the Old Testament. Holy shit, why did I take this one out! Does this count as literature or is it an extracurricr book! It would be strange for a junior high school student to carry around the Bible! I made a prompt decision, and calmly pulled out a middle school politics textbook. I wanted to use the textbook to cover up the bible and hope they didnt notice. It turns out the ss leader wasnt blind, and quickly seized the Bible. When she saw the words Bible on the cover, she was momentarily stunned. She thought that it would be impossible for a degenerate like me to read the Bible. She probably thought it was false cover and I probably hid a sexual novel or something. She probably had that idea, since the ss leader handed the Bible to darky, hoping that he would examine the contents. He was already a third year, and he was pretty tall. Yet next to the ss leader, he was forced to perform menialbor. Darky held the Bible and started flipping through some pages, the more pages he flipped, the more perplexed he became. Why is it all traditional characters? Its even written vertically! I cant read it! The ss leader clicked her tongue and took back the book from his hand. If it wasnt for the fact that he was a third-year student and a disciplinary member, she definitely would have scolded him as useless. After the ss leader opened the book and took a look, her expression was also bewilderment. Why is every page filled with God and Devil? Is this the real Bible? Seeing the ss leader question herself, darky shook his head like a rattle-drum. I havent read the Bible, I dont know, Shu Sha, dont ask me... The ss leader turned her sight back to me. Ye Lin, since you carry this with you at all times, are you trying to propagate an evil cult in our school?! After being reminded by the ss leader, darky made an expression of sudden realization: Oh yeah, I heard that the cult organization The Church of Almighty God and Eastern Lightning are getting pretty rampanttely! I wonder if Ye Lin is associated with them... I was very angry. These two imperial dogs were ignorant and ipetent. They have not even read the Bible, yet used me of being a cult leader. Although Cao JingShen often called me the head or leader, our group was onlyposed of us two. We have not deceived, stolen, or raped. How can you call that an evil cult? So I argued: Dont look down on people, okay? This is the real Bible! The Holy Bible, The Old Testament tells the story of whoever does not listen to Gods words must die. It is a beautiful and moving myth! Also our Constitution guarantees freedom of belief. If you want to persecute me, Ill go to the US Embassy to seek political asylum! Actually, there was no US embassy in our city. At best, I can go to Ai Mi to find freedom of belief. But my liberal remarks clearly shocked them. Darky felt awkward for standing here for a long time, and discussed with the ss leader if they should just let it go. In any case, the Bible was not listed as contraband. The ss leader was unwilling, but felt that there was really no reason to confiscate the book, and finally put the Bible back on my desk. I exaggeratedly brought the bible to my chest, and pretended to be a faithful devotee, to signify that no one can take away my unwavering faith. The ss leader couldnt bear seeing my pose and sarcastically asked: Do you really believe God exists? I nodded like a saint, and imitated priests from movies and I reached out a hand and said in a sermon tone: Child, if you believe in the Lord, I will certainly save your fallen soul... Ah! She stepped on me! She shifted all her weight on my right foot! Its broken! The ss leader stepped on me right in front of the disciplinary member, and pretended as if nothing happened. Darky went awkwardly to check the next group of students. The ss leader warned me before leaving: You are not allowed to preach in ss, Satan! Who is Satan?! Your brother is the one who is like Judas who betrayed Jesus! In order to prevent you from being crucified, I have been secretly protecting you! Damn ss leader who cant distinguish from loyal or disloyal! I wont care about your matters anymore if you keep disrespecting me! Chapter 71 – A Chance Encounter at Sunse t After school, I walked out of the school building with my bag, but I heard someone calling me from behind. Lets practice! Train with me! Oy, Im talking to you! Where you going! In 28 Middle, the only one who dared to talk to me so presumptuously was the captain of the basketball team, Guo Songtao. Although Shen ShaoYi also asks me to be his training partner, he would never be as bold as Brother Tao. I smiled and stopped. I looked back and saw Captain Guo SongTao holding a basketball under his long arms, and he lumbered towards me like arge tree. You in a rush to head home? If not, help me practice. It was Friday anyway, there was nothing to do at home. I ced my bag under the hoop and we started ying 1-on-1. The reason why Brother Tao was looking for me to practice was because he recently came up with some new breakaway tactics using feints. However, because he was too tall and strong, when he was practicing his new moves he wasnt sure if the feints worked or it was just because of his physical superiority. So he found me, who was barely qualified, to test his moves. Obviously he wont let me always take the defender role. If I can sessfully intercept the ball, then I would switch to offense. ying against Brother Tao was physically exhausting. I sweated a lot, but was very happy. Little Smart saw me ying ball with Brother Tao and made a disgusted expression, as if I became the third wheel between Brother Tao and Shen ShaoYi. After practicing for more than half an hour, Brother Tao stopped, furrowed his brows and said: Looks like these moves arent practical. If you met someone taller, then dont even think about breaking through. Shen ShaoYi kept praising these moves. I cant do anything about him, he didnt have a good center of bnce the whole game. One shove and he was down, he kept thinking it was because of the feints. Fortunately, Little Smart was not nearby, otherwise she would have got too excited when she heard Brother Tao say one shove and he was down about Shen ShaoYi. The after heading home, she would probably write out thousands of pages of her imaginative literary works. I saw that it was time to head home since I didnt want my father to panic, and said: Brother Tao, Im gonna head home to eat dinner, you can take your time and research some moves that work without pushing down Shen ShaoYi. Brother Tao nodded, he was lost in thought about his feints and did not understand the hidden meaning in my words. It was hard not being influenced by your environment, and I was not immune to it. Because of the fujoshi, little smart, my point of view has slightly changed. However, it was not entirely her fault. A wave of gay love is spreading throughout the world. Lets take movies as an example. Nowadays if you are making movie, if your movie doesnt have a bit of homosexuality, then you should be embarrassed to say that you are making a movie. The so-called homosexuals, from now onward, will certainly make outstanding contributions to the countrys family nning policy. The sun was setting, and the clouds in the sky had an afterglow. The setting sun coated the school building with a beautiful golden yellow. It also did the same to the ygrounds, streets, and even pedestrians. This scenery reminded of a scene that often urs in manga. The scene where you are running while crying on a bridge during sunset, you couldnt help but get emotional. Obviously I did not do that, otherwise people would call me an idiot. 28 Middle already has Li ErLeng as Forest Gump. I dont want people to think of us as a pair. Then we would get nicknamed Idiot Pair or something. As the world was being dyed in gold, I saw a long-haired girl pushing a bicycle and was walking towards me. Isnt this the ss leader? Look at how she wears her uniform like a military uniform. You were probably dyed by ss duties and thats why you are only heading home now. It was starting to get a bit windy. The long hair of the ss leader was blown everywhere by the wind. Her moving ck hair was like dropping a drop of ink into water. The ink slowly swirls and twists to form a dynamic, mist-like ink flower. The wall behind the ss leader was like gold paper after being illuminated by the sunset. At this moment, the ss leader was like a model posing under a spotlight. Of course, only outsiders will think of that analogy. For the ss leader, the gust of wind was unweed. She had to stop and hold her hair, and showed a bit of a vexed expression. After the wind stopped, she brushed apart the hair that was in front of her eyes and found that I was blocking her way. I was still infatuated with the beautiful scene that I had just witnessed. I was at a standstill and did not open a path for her. Move. The ss leader pushed her bicycle in front of me and the front wheels almost touched my knee. I stepped out of the way. The ss leader pushed the bicycle past me without a word. Unexpectedly, there was another gust of wind. It was stronger than the previous one. The ss leader hastily held down her hair, but there were still quite a few strands of hair that was blown to my face. It was so itchy that I wanted to sneeze. I took a lot of effort to hold back the sneeze, and it turned my face red. I finally waited until the wind stopped. The ss leader looked at me when she was tidying her hair and saw that I had a flushed red face. Pervert. The ss leader squeezed that word out of her lips with a tone full of disdain. I was very upset when I heard. I unconsciously reached out and grabbed the bicycle basket. Hey, who you calling a pervert? Who else but you? Im a pervert? How am I pervert? Youre not leaving without give me an exnation! If you think about it, blocking the path of a girl was already a bit perverted. But this time she provoked me first, I cant just step down and let her think that I am a pushover. If youre not a pervert, why were you blushing earlier? I was blushing cause I was happy! Is it wrong to be in high spirits? Actually, I just didnt want to sneeze. If I did she would have been covered with saliva. If I told her the truth, it would have seemed like Im giving her too much thought. You were staring at me both times during the gusts of wind... hmph, you were probably thinking such strong winds, if only the ss leader wore a skirt, does that seem right? She said while piercing me with her cold gaze. Ah, thats right. I really did think that the scene was missing something. If the ss leader wore a skirt, it would be a young girls skirt and long hair dancing along with the wind. Wouldnt that be much more pleasant? Because of my delusions I unconsciously opened my mouth wider. Old man Zhang once told us innguage ss. Lu Xunmented on the Chinese and said: As soon as you see short sleeves, you would think of the fair-skinned arm. As soon as you see the arm, you would think of a naked body. What he is saying is regardless of how much clothing a female wears, she cant stop the rich imagination of perverted Chinese people. Eh? How did I be the object of Lu Xuns criticism? I was only fantasizing a skirt and hair dancing in the wind. I didnt imagine the scene of the wind revealing your underwear! You still say youre not a perv, look at your wide open mouth, like an idiot! The ss leader tried to forcefully pull away the bicycle, but did not seed. She said that I was a pervert and an idiot, I couldnt take this anymore. Shu Sha, youve had a lot of angertely. Didnt you know everyone was talking about how Ive killed dozens of people? You dare talk to me like this? I deliberately did not call her ss leader, suggesting that school was already over and your ss leader position hase to an end. No one can protect you. What am I afraid of? This isnt Mexico. If you do something illegal, you will be severely punished! Even Shu Sha knows that Mexicosw and order arent that great? A few days ago, the news reported that in Mexico a female mayor was brutally murdered by drug dealers. Not necessarily. I grinned while positioning my body and grabbed the handlebars of the bicycle with both my hands,pletely blocking the way. The ss leaders hand was on the outer section of the handlebar, my hand was on the inner section, only 10 cm apart, but the ss leader had no intention of retreating. Hands off. Im sorry, I like putting my hands on the handlebars since Im a pervert. If you are afraid, feel free to shout. Lets see if anyone wille to save you? Actually, if the ss leader really screamed for help, I would run away as fast as I can. I was not worried about martial art masters acting heroically. I just felt that it would be embarrassing if it was found out that I was entangled with a female ssmate. The rumors in the future would be unbearable. However, I was looking forward to the ss leader screaming for help, that would at least mean that she was afraid of me. The ss leaders face was like water, her eyes was filled with contempt. Ye Lin, do you find this fun? Ah? Of course its fun. Perverts like me likes to block little girls after they leave school. Then we take them to a secret ce to do very sexual and violent things! If youre afraid, just apologize to me, otherwise Ill take you away! The sunset is beautiful, and the afterglow was mesmerizing. In such a dreamy scene, I blocked a female ssmates and spoke such vile and vulgar words. How did we end up here? It the ss leader didnt call me a pervert then everything would have been fine. Maybe both of us would have been enjoying a hot meal! I suddenly remembered that the ss leader had to cook for herself, and she also had to feed that selfish brother. This way I felt that my behavior had some meaning. At least I could make Shu Zhe hungry for a while, if his sister wasnt there, then he cant eat. Let go. The ss leader was stillmanding me coldly. I used my body to express that I had no intention of letting go. Ill give you 3 seconds before I kick you. The ss leader dered emotionlessly. Kick me? You think Ill be afraid of a kick? I once took hundreds of kicks from the Little Tyrant and I am still alive to tell the tale. You think I would be afraid of your kick? Even so, I still slightly mped my legs together to prevent her from attacking my important parts. I didnt loosen my hands from the handlebar, I would be cowardly if I did. Shu Sha, stop acting disgraceful, I... 3, 2... The ss leaderpletely ignored me and started the countdown. I feel like she cant reach my eggs from that position, so I dont have anything to worry about. I grasped the handlebars even tighter. 1 As the countdown ended, the ss leader eyes shined and she suddenly clenched the bicycles handbrakes! I was only focused on her legs and I didnt pay attention to the fact that my hand was ced right behind the brakes. She gripped the brakes and it felt like my hand was stuck in a vice, and tears came out. You... Fuck! That hurts! I clenched my hand and jumped to the side, the ss leader took the opportunity and pushed the bicycle away. She stepped on the pedals while pushing the bicycle to elerate. When she got on the bicycle, she took the male approach. The left foot stepped on the pedal, and she crossed over the seat with her right leg. She sat on the seat in one swift movement. Once she applied some force to the pedals, the wheel turned quickly, and in a sh she was already in the horizons. This time, she slightly turned her face and looked back at me. Behind the messy hair flowing in the wind, there was a bit of fear in her eyes. Just likest time under the bridge, she was probably afraid that I would catch up. It seems that she had fear, but she was able to suppress it and remain calm and collected. Ah, shes getting farther and farther away from me. She wont go back home to find a gun, then blow my brains out from a kilometer away, right? When I thought about it, I felt uneasy. I better head home. Chapter 72 – Pet Hospital On Saturday, when I was running my usualp around Dongshan Lake, I heard a broadcast from the radio that the kung fu old man put on a chair. There will be heavy rainstorms tonight. For citizens who are nning a night excursion, please bring necessary rain gear or change your ns. I didnt really believe them. The weather forecasters were in a panic, ever since that sudden downpour that happened a while back. It caused heavy traffic jams in the city, and some people died when a few buildings copsed. Every time there was a bit of rain, they would quickly warn everyone, afraid that someone would get rained to death. That is why I didnt bring any rain gear when I Ieft the house. I wore my dark gray casual clothes, a pair offortable running shoes, and went to to PuTai South Street. It took only 15 minutes to walk here. This ce was not that far from my home. The purpose of this trip was to use the coupons that Xing Xing gave me. I took a closer look at the Shangdao Cafe Couples Coupon, and found that it expired tomorrow. So it would be useless if I didnt use it today. I originally nned to go with my dad, but I didnt expect him to be called by Director Cao on ast minute phone call. He said that it was the HHH Enthusiasts Club holding their first offline meeting, and since the old man was one of the founders, he couldnt be absent. I was not interested in knowing what kind of illegal organization the HHH Enthusiasts Club was. In short, my dad abandoned me after that phone call, and left with the group. I could only eat this couple meal alone. It felt like a waste. If I called Xiao Qin and asked her toe, she will probablye running even if she was unwell. But forget that, I dont want to cause any unnecessary misunderstandings. PuTai South Street was a bustling area of Xicheng District. Today was coincidentally the weekend. Every few minutes, a car stops at the roadside, and then a fashionable male and female couple would exit while hugging each other andughing. If I listed store names starting from the ce with the most cars, it would be: Home Inn, Shangdao Cafe, Fengyuan KTV... Basically, it was all ces for entertainment. On the same street, less than 50 steps away, there were barely any traffic in front of the pet hospital. Only a small van used for house visits was parked in front. This was an established pet hospital that has been here for a long time. Although the store was small and didnt have many employees, they always treated every checkup seriously, and they live up to the love word in their store name. When my puppy was sick a few years ago, he got IV drips here. That time, the principal of the hospital, Dr. Zhao, helped me a lot, so it still remains fresh in my memories. Since the puppys blood vessels were small and the heart was fragile, only the thinnest needles could be used. We used the slowest infusion rate, and it often took 4 or 5 hours to administer one bottle of medicine. Dr. Zhao asked me every hour if I needed to use the washroom, and he would hold the puppy for me. Although I was very confident about my dder, after he asked me multiple times, I had no choice but to use the washroom. When I came back, my puppy was peeing on Dr. Zhaos leg. I quickly apologized, but Dr. Zhao waved his hand and said that it was normal. He said the puppy must have held it in for a long time. Since he peed on me, but not on you, it shows that he loves you very much! Dr. Zhao then carefully handed the puppy to me, and went to change into a new pair of pants. Although the puppys illness was not cured, I didnt have anyints. Even if it was a human, some illnesses cant be cured. I was very grateful to Dr. Zhao for taking care of me and my puppy, so I came to see him today. If he is not too busy, wouldnt it be nice to ask him to eat a meal with me? I pushed open the ss door of the Love Pet Hospital. I came across Dr. Zhao cleaning dog poop off the floor. Next to Dr. Zhao was a plump madam decked out in jewelry, holding a Shih Tzu in her arms. She apologized in haste: Dr. Zhao, Im really sorry. I dont know why he didnt just go at home? I didnt expect that once he got the needle... Its fine, its fine. Dr. Zhao started to exin while wiping his sweat. This is a normal phenomenon, and since the bowel movements are smooth, that means he should be fine soon! After the plump madam bowed and thanked him, she quickly left with her dog. When she was leaving, she was visibly shocked when she saw my appearance. Later, when she realized that Dr. Zhao and I greeted each other like acquaintances, she then believed that I was not here to rob the ce. Dr. Zhaos pet hospital store was not very big. After entering, you would be amazed by how narrow it was inside. If you looked to the right, you will see a row of booths for IV, a bit like the workbenches in offices, you can put dogs on the table. Usually owners would ce their dogs on theirp, unless the dog was too big. To the left of the booths, if you removed the stool, it only left a narrow path where one person and a dog could pass through. Two people would be pushing it. However, I know that its apletely different ce within the depths of the hospital. There were not only operating rooms, staff lounges, but alsorge rooms for pets. Today, only two IV booths were being used out of a total of eight. Sitting outside was the vet intern, Xiao Ding. He just graduated from the University of Agriculture. Hes pretty tall and slightly chubby, and he likes to go to Inte cafes to y Dota. Once he starts ying, he gets bloodshot eyes, and keeps screaming in the microphone: NOOB! HACKER! Even if hes an incredible level 50 on HaoFang (TN: n system tform, basically form ns for games like Dota, SC, or CS, etc..), he bes silent whenever hees face to face with a pretty young girl. He bes too nervous to speak, as if it was a blind date or something. Today, Xiao Ding sat by the IV drip booths, holding arge golden retriever in his arms, blushing without saying a word. Based on this situation, Im guessing its a female student sitting inside? Since Xiao Ding was too big, I couldnt see what the female student behind him looks like, and the female seemed to be intentionally avoiding me, or is it just my imagination? I exined to Dr. Zhao why I came and asked if he was free. He shook his head and said that he had a bad stomach recently. He could only eat vegetables, and he might have to visit the hospitalter. If I had to find someone to apany me, I could wait for Xiao Ding after was finished his work. I thought that was also fine. Xiao Ding was a refined person as long as he was not ying Dota. Before I even went to talk to Xiao Ding. He took the golden retriever in one hand and a drip bottle in the other and disappeared to the back rooms in an instant. I didnt know if he or the dog wanted to use the washroom. As soon as he left, the female student hidden behind him was revealed. The uniform was from 28 Middle. Long ck hair that extended past the waist and scattered behind her back like a waterfall. Sitting on a stool with both knees held together, there was a sickly dalmatian pup receiving IV treatment on her knees. In order to not to let the puppy feel jolts, she held the same posture. Who knows how long shes kept this ufortable posture. She lightly stroked the back of the puppy with her left hand and held the puppys furry paws with her right hand. Her gaze was full of kindness and seemed to encourage the other party to keep fighting. Who else could it be? It was the ss leader, Shu Sha. I dont really care when you bring your dog to see the vet, but why were you hiding? I was talking to Dr. Zhao for a while, you probably knew that I was here. You couldnt even greet me? Eh? Now that Xiao Ding left, and we locked eyes. You still dont talk to me? Not only are you not speaking to me, but youre also blushing? Is it that embarrassing to be acquainted with me? I walked over in a huff, and sat down where Xiao Ding was sitting. The ss leader subconsciously shifted her body a bit further, but identally startled the dalmatian sleeping on her knees. The ss leaders eyes were filled with guilt and stress, and she needed to be pacified. She was finally able to put the puppy to sleep. Is it that embarrassing? I asked with folded arms. Seeing that she could not avoid answering, the ss leader muttered for a while, then replied: A bit. Eh? You cant even act a bit polite? I cant believe you actually admitted that it was embarrassing to be acquainted with me! You could have lied and just said you didnt see me! I wanted to ridicule the ss leader, but since she was bringing a pet toe here to see a doctor, she probably felt pretty bad. Since I am a man, I will not bother her here. What, is your dog sick? How long has it been? The ss leader vaguely replied: I dont know... You dont know? Look at how carefully you are treating the puppy, like a baby who is not even a month old. You care about pets, you are also responsible for the familys meals, how would you not know how long your dog has been sick? Is it that difficult to tell me the truth? Seeing that I was chatting with Shu Sha, Dr. Zhao came over curiously. Do you guys know each other? The ss leader hesitated and spat out a no, I followed up and quickly replied: Yeah, were ssmates, shes our ss leader. Seeing that I rushed to say something, the ss leader stopped talking, and looked down to take care of the puppy. If Shu Sha does not want to chat, I will just chat with Dr. Zhao. Dr. Zhao, whats wrong with her dog? What sickness is it? Can it be cured? Dr. Zhao rubbed the stubble on his chin. Xiao Ye, this isnt Shu Shas dog, its a stray dog that we took in. Huh? If its a stray, why is Shu Sha holding it during IV treatment? Shu Sha hung her head even lower. Her face started burning up, as if I discovered something shameful. Chapter 73 – Overwhelming Downpour Having said that, Dr. Zhao started to praise Shu Sha. Xiao Ye, whenever your ss leader has free time, she would alwayse here to do volunteer work. She would always apany those stray dogs when theyre getting IV drips! Shees frequently! There were times when you came in after she just left. Its inevitable that you two would eventually meet, but I didnt know you two knew each other! Since you both like dogs, Im guessing you guys get along pretty well at school? Shu Sha blushed. I thought she would deny that we have a good rtionship, but what she denied was something else: I donte that often, we just coincidentally met today... Dr. Zhao scratched his head: Not often? Some weeks you woulde three times! With Shu Shas busy schedule, its not easy making three trips a week. I couldnt help but increase my admiration for her. Shu Sha was very embarrassed as if I had discovered one of her hidden secrets. At this time, a grandfather with a sick cat came to see the doctor, Dr. Zhao greeted him, and had no time to continue chatting with me and Shu Sha. Shu Sha didnt say a word. I felt awkward sitting next to her. I didnt know what to say, so I just asked about the next topic that came to mind: Isnt it almost time to eat? Dont you have to go home to cook for your brother? Shu Sha was silent for a while, probably thinking about if she should respond, she finally sighed and said: My brother went to celebrate a friends birthday, so I dont have to prepare dinner today. After a pause, she said with a tad of loneliness: It wasnt just today. Yesterday, another good friend of his also had a birthday, and he didnt eat at home. Although Im happy that he has a lot of friends, but if Im alone, I wont really feel like making a good meal. Ill probably just cook some noodles tonight. Good friend? More like a girlfriend? How can there be so many birthdays one after another? Such a pitiful sister, keptpletely in the dark! It may be because she sat here alone too long, and Xiao Ding wasnt a goodmunication partner. So once she opened her mouth, she naturally started chatting. I felt lonely at home, so I came downstairs to apany these stray dogs. Look at this dalmatian pup. Hes so small, and sick. If no one apanied it, wouldnt it be more lonely than me? For the ss leader to have such a high degree of awareness, I couldnt say anything, so I nodded in agreement. Right, Ye Lin, Dr. Zhao said that you like dogs too. Is that true? Her tone was full of curiosity. Actually, it wasnt just dogs, I also like cats. But what kind of man would I be if I liked these furry and cute animals? Wouldnt I be underestimated by the ss leader? So I clicked my tongue and replied in a very disdainful tone: Who would like those things! Dont listen to Dr. Zhao, I came over today to y Dota with Xiao Ding! Actually, Xiao Ding would never y Dota with me, because I am the so-called NOOB he always screams out, whoever ys with me would lose. The ss leader didnt quite believe what I said, and turned her gaze back to the Dalmatian. She gently stroked the dogs thin back, hoping it would sleep better. Since I grew up in a single parent household. I have no idea what a mothers love is like. If maternal love actually existed, then it would exist in the gentle gaze that Shu Sha used to look at the puppy. Hey, ss leader, if you like dogs so much, why dont you raise one? The ss leader sighed and replied: No, we cant raise pets at home since I already have a younger brother. Huh? What does that mean? Well... although my brother treats pets well in front of me, but once Im not at home, he would mistreat them... I identally discovered another demerit of Shu Zhe! In front of others this kid would pretend to be outstanding, but behind their backs he would be a good for nothing. Sooner orter, I have to think of a way to take care of him. Ye Lin. The ss leader suddenly turned towards me and asked, Do all boys like to abuse animals? Shu Zhe probably told his sister that animal cruelty was part of a mans nature, so thats why the ss leader asked me? I really couldnt think of any reasons where I would abuse animals. Not only that, if I see others mistreating animals, I would most likely stop them. It might be out of selfishness. Even though Im an atheist, I still hope that my puppy in heaven would look at his unqualified master. Maybe when I save another dog, he would feel better. Even now, Im afraid of seeing the puppys painful expression. Lets use the Dalmatian whos sitting on the ss leadersp as an example. It would asionally twitch in its sleep, revealing its purplish gums. Sometimes its eyes would open, and its pitch ck eyes seems like its staring at something not of this world, as if it was frightened the reaper who was inching closer. Its expression gradually became closer and closer to the one of my puppy who passed away. My heart trembled, I was afraid Shu Sha would see the tears that was forming in my eyes. Shu Sha made a cry of surprise, thinking that there was something wrong with her perfect vision. You...are you crying? Stop... stop joking around! I got sand in my eyes! Only women cry! I stubbornly retorted and turned around to block Shu Shas line of sight. I cant let her see my face. If she sees my face, any retorts will be useless. Shu Sha did not delve deeper into the matter, leaving me with my reputation intact. I was a bit grateful. Moreover, the tone of her voice when speaking to me was not as hostile anymore. But after talking for a while, she mostly talked about our ss or her brother. Rarely did she talk about her own interests One minute she would talk about how Gong CaiCai was a scaredy cat and she would not integrate well into society if she didnt work harder. Another minute she would be worrying about how Xiao Qin was weak and always sick. I was thinking that you did not need to worry about those two. Gong Caicai was a perfect example of Ms Perfect, a fair-skinned and rich beauty. She also didnt have a bad personality, so people would definitely fight for her in the future. As for Xiao Qin, she was basically a Super Saiyan hidden among humans. You dont need to worry about her body! Then the topic changed, and the ss leader advised me to stop bullying Xiao Qin. Although she said she didnt know what happened to us when we were children, but I didnt have to constantly bully her, otherwise what kind of man would I be? The ss leader really touched upon a sore spot. It would be to embarrassing if I tried to justify my actions, so I could only half-heartedly agree. Although the ss leader had asionalints when she spoke of her younger brother, she was still very proud of him overall. She couldnt help but show off her younger brothers past honors. Like fifth ce in the provincial Math Olympiads, second ce in a singingpetition, top three best student, and so on... Basically, the ss leader believes that her younger brother is ten times smarter than her, and he would definitely be an amazing person in the future. After I listened to what she said, I was at a loss for words. I wanted to tell her the truth and let her beware of her own ungrateful brother. But when I saw her eyes as she spoke of her brother, I swallowed my words. We didnt know how long we had talked. The sky outside was getting darker and darker, and I didnt even realize dark clouds had covered the sky. When the puppy finally finished his IV treatment, Shu Sha said goodbye to Dr. Zhao. She was getting ready to head home when I found out that it was raining. At first, it was just a few drops of rain, but in the blink of an eye it turned into an thunderstorm. It turned into the downpour that the weather forecast warned us of. Wow, its a downpour! Dr. Zhao knitted his eyebrows. Im still busy, so I cant drive you back home! Xiao Ye, howe you didnt bring an umbre? Shu Sha brought one, so you guys can go home together! I saw that Dr. Zhao was busy with the sick cat, and said to Xiao Ding who stood next to him: Does the hospital not have a single spare umbre? Lend one to me, Ill return two! Xiao Ding would blush whenever he saw a woman. But he was unyielding when it came to men. He looked down on me, smiled and jokingly cursed: Noob! Even if there was one I wouldnt lend it to you! He even put a hand on my shoulder and said to me with heartfelt words: Your older brother can only help you up to here! Who is your younger brother! Have you lost your mind? You want to set me up with Shu Sha? Although the two of us have temporarily reconciled due to the blessings of dogs, we are twopletely different people! Going outside the hospital, we hid under the gutter while watching the pouring rain. Shu Sha looked at the ck folding umbre in her hand, then looked at my empty hands, and revealed aplicated expression. Ye Lin, how far is your home? My home? Its a 15 minute walk. ss leader, dont worry about me, Ill take a taxi home. This little umbre isnt enough for two people, you go first! No! Theres no way youll find a taxi in this weather. If you got sick, I would be partially responsible as the ss leader... She said as she handed over the umbre. You take my umbre and go first. I live pretty close, its just past the neighborhood behind us. Ill stay here for a while, and wait for the rain to lessen. Who wants your umbre! If you caught a cold, Ill be so embarrassed when I got to school tomorrow! It might be because they saw two of us pushing the umbre to each other through the ss door. Dr. Zhao and Xiao Ding smirked and I didnt know if they were bad mouthing me. I thought that I was pretty stubborn. I didnt expect Shu Sha to be even more stubborn. She wouldnt let me leave without taking her umbre. I put my hand into my pockets hoping to find something, but I felt a smooth sheet of printed paper. I suddenly remembered what I came here today to do. I was still holding a coupon for a meal for two. I looked at my watch and it was already 6:30. I usually would have already finished dinner by this time. Maybe I should take Shu Sha to eat with me. Not only would it solve the problem of dinner, it would also shelter us from the rain. Maybe the rain will stop after dinner. This was forced by the situation. Shu Sha probably wont misunderstand, right? Just as Shu Sha handed the umbre to me for the 20th time, hoping that I would take it. I was in a good mood and grabbed the umbre along with her fingers that was underneath. Lets go, Ill take you somewhere good! Chapter 74 – Meal for Two I spoke while pulling Shu Sha and walking under the gutters to avoid the rain. The entire street had an uniform gutter system, and the rain fell down to our side, like a waterfall. asionally one or two drops sshed on our bodies, which made us shiver. Being dragged by me, Shu Sha was ashamed and anxious: What... what are you doing? Under such big rain, where are you going to take me? I was pretty gleeful. Im taking you there because its raining! Dont be embarrassed, its so cold outside, Ill take you to some ce warm! As I finished my sentence, I used my chin and pointed to the signboard of Shangdao cafe not far away. After I pointed out our destination, Sha Shas body trembled and she started struggling to break free. It was odd, so I stopped to look at her. I saw that Shu Shas face was flushed red, and I wasnt sure if she was tired or angry. She looked at me with eyes full of fear and hatred. Isnt that too exaggerated? Are you that scared of having a meal together? I was very puzzled and took another look at the signboards in the distance. Was there anything special? Isnt it just Shangdao Cafe? Next to it was From Taiwan, pure and fragrant... Suddenly I realized that the Shangdao Cafe signboard was not the closest one to us. In front of it, the neon signs of Home Inns was significantlyrger and more conspicuous! That was a holy ce for lovers! Every day numerous men and women woulde here to be intimate! Crap! I just said that there was a good ce to keep warm and dont be embarrassed. Wouldnt the ss leader misunderstand it as I want to rent a room with her at a hotel! I panicked, and the force exerted by my right hand lessened. The ss leader hurriedly pulled away her fingers, leaving only an umbre in my hand. Her movements were greatly exaggerated, and she almost slipped. After she finally stabilized herself, she started walking back along the gutters. After taking a few steps she would turn around and look back, afraid that I would run after her. Her eyes were full of fear and disappointment. She felt that she was almost fooled by me. She walked silently to the end of the rain gutters. When she passed by the pet hospital, she didnt go in. Maybe she felt that she was almost coerced into opening a room with me, so she didnt know what kind of expression to use to face Dr. Zhao and Xiao Ding. Since the ss leader no longer had an umbre, she could only stand under the rain gutters, silently gazing at the scenery and passing vehicles. Her eyes were a bit red. A few raindrops hit her face, and dripped down like tears of sadness. I dont know if it was because of the cold or the traumatic experience, the ss leader held her elbows to her body and shivered. The cold wind blew gently, moving the young girls long hair. The ss leader must have mistakenly thought that she was almost lured into a wolves den, and now she was shocked, angry, afraid, and hateful. She was now standing alone on a street corner, hoping that a hero would fight through the storm toe and save her. Im sorry, Im not a person of justice, Im the wolf, but I was wrongfully used. However, I had responsibility in why the ss leader misunderstood. I acted impulsively, and didnt exin properly. So I adjusted my attitude and prepared to go and apologize. Loud Mouth repeatedly urged me to apologize anyway. I tried my best not to make too much sound as I walked, but as I took a step, the ss leader turned around and red at me. She seemed to be saying, If youe over, Ill take you down with me! I wasnt worried about the fact that the ss leader may be carrying explosives, but that she would be scared and flee away in the rain. So I spread out my arms to show that I didnt have any intentions of attacking. I also shook the umbre, which meant that I just came to return the umbre. I finally moved near the ss leader, yet she still maintained alertness. It was as if she was standing at the edge of a cliff, and if the enemy made any movements, she would immediately jump off. Before I even had time to open my mouth, the ss leader spoke first: Was this how you tricked Xiao Qin? Huh? What do you mean? Stop pretending to be stupid! The fear in the ss leaders eyes turned into anger. You use a girls weak point, use tears to confuse them, do everything you can to seem like a gentle person. Then you wait until they lower their defense, and you half-forcibly have a rtionship with them! I always thought that you just loved to fight. I didnt expect you to be ten times worse! No, a hundred times worse! A thousand times worse! Its hard to imagine what terrible things you have done with Xiao Qin and other girls that I dont know of! I dont want the umbre you touched. Take it and leave. Go as far as possible! I dont want to see you again! The more she spoke, the more excited she became. This time she actually started crying, not for herself, but for the other girls who fell into my grasps. I was really moved by the ss leader. You have heart for the good of the public. Which scoundrel made you this mad? Ill personally find this scum and beat him up! I didnt retort, just stood there and let the ss leader scold me. When she was tired, and wanted to stop and take a breather. I would take out the Shangdao cafe coupon and show it to her. Are you tired from the scolding? Are you hungry? I have a coupon for a meal for two. I just wanted to ask you to go and eat with me. It was my fault for not clearly telling you, sorry. Half of this sorry was for the sake of Loud Mouths promise. The ss leader looked at the coupon with a look of skepticism and looked at the shop in the distance. After seeing the Shangdao Cafes signboard behind the signboard of the Home Inn, she finally realized that he may have misunderstood. She was embarrassed that she scolded me so much before. But she still had some suspicions. Im not going, go by yourself. The ss leader finally said coldly. Also, return my umbre. What? You dont think the umbre I touched is dirty anymore? Although my hand didnt touch Xiao Qin and arge number of girls as you have thought, but I have definitely touched something that you think is disgusting! I thought the ss leader was trying to act brave. You can see that the rain wasnt going to stop anytime soon. Even if you had an umbre, your shoes and trousers would would inevitably be drenched. Besides, since your brother and his girlfriend are enjoying themselves, how can you go home and eat in noodles, is that even nutritious? If it wasnt for the sound of the rain, Im guessing I would probably hear the sound of your stomach rumbling? But this time, I cant force her anyway, I could only outwit her. ording to what Loud Mouth and Shu Zhe said, I can probably guess that the ss leader was a person who was a housekeeper, she would always be frugal and avoid waste, and I knew that she was very sympathetic to the weak. So I swayed the coupon and said: I bought this coupon online for 88 dors and it expires tomorrow. Since Im going to use the coupon today anyways, Ill tell the waiter to serve the meal for two. Whatever I wont finish will go to waste! The ss leader seemed to be very sensitive to the word waste. When she heard it, she blinked as if she had been stung by a bee. I continued to say: I heard from my dad that there were many civilians in North Korea who cant get any food. A female doctor who escaped said that Chinese farmers feed their dogs better than what she usually eats. Of course, this has nothing to do with us. Anyway, since we were born in socialist China, we have an abundance of food, so even if I waste half a table of food, you have no responsibility as the ss leader. I made sure to heavily enunciate the words waste and responsibility . The words I said left the ss leader speechless. She saw that the downpour wasnt going to end anytime soon, and I still had the umbre. After careful thought, she found that there was no better choice. In the end, she had to admit defeat and say: Fine, Ill go with you. The Shangdao Cafe was newly opened by Xing Xings rtive. The store was new, clean, and tidy. Twenty tables were separated by winding railings, creating rtively independent spaces. The color of the table was ck tone with white wavy patterns. It was quite elegant. It seems that Xing Xings rtive had a good sense of esthetics. Unlike the other Shangdao Cafe where Ive been to, the table was painted in a shitty yellow color. The teapot covers were also shaped like breasts. That time, Dad took two teapot covers, one in each hand, and asked if it reminded me of anything while smiling obscenely. However, I took a closer look and found that the table was not ck and white. It was just a piece of ss on a shitty yellow table. There was a ck and white tablecloth pressed under the ss. It really irritated me. The tablecloth was very long and draped to the ground. Maybe you can cover your legs when you ate, to prevent food from falling on the ground. It was almost seven oclock, and there were a lot of customers in the cafe, most of them were probably held in by the heavy rain. Four-person desks were all taken. We were seated at a two-person desk near the bar. Fortunately, it was fine other than being a bit narrow. The ss leader sat across from me, with a cautious posture. Whenever someone gazed over, she would lower her head, hiding her face. I handed the coupon to the waiter and told them to serve our meals. The ss leader didnt say a word. I thought she was acting strange. Hey, Im inviting you to eat, not inviting you to fight. Why do you keep looking down? The ss leader hesitated and spoke her fears: What if I was seen by an acquaintance... Chapter 75 – P.E. Committee Member Hah, whats there to worry about! Which acquaintance is going to visit a cafe during a downpour? The ss leader still did not feel reassured: But this ce isnt far from the school... Dont worry about it, none of our ssmates woulde here. Even if they came, no one would report it to the school as it wont be beneficial to either of us! The ss leader asked confusedly: What do you mean? Isnt it simple? I sighed. The weather forecast said that there would be heavy rain today. In this kind of weather, gays would be at home yingputer games and lesbians would be sitting on the sofa watching Korean dramas. Who woulde out and eat in this weather if they werent in a rtionship! The ss leaders face became even redder after she heard what I said. I dont think that my analysis was wrong, I was actually quite proud of it. So I habitually crossed my legs, and I identally bumped my knee. This damn table is so low! If I knew there wasnt much space at two people seats, we should havee earlier! The ss leader thought that the size of the table was just right. Were just two people. Isnt it fitting to sit at a table for two? It would be a waste to sit at a table for four... Without dy, a fragrant aroma drifted towards us. The long-awaited meal for two has finally arrived. The dishes for both of us were identical. A 9-inch pizza, steak, har gow, corn sd... also orange juice and sweet soup. Many restaurants use group meal coupons, but they either dont have to pay attention to the dishes or the quantity is too minuscule. It might be because this shop was new, so there was a lot of food that was carefully prepared. Since the meal has arrived, and we werent dating, I didnt really have to say anything. I just picked up a chicken wing and stuffed it in my mouth and started chewing. When I was halfway through my chicken wing, the ss leader started to cut up the steak that was on her te. The default tableware in the caf was a knife and fork. The ss leader was very skilled in cutting meat. It was evident that she was a person who has been in the kitchen for many years. She cut her own steak into six bite-sized pieces. I was just thinking that she was doing more than necessary, then she took my steak and also cut it into six pieces. Finally, she pushed all twelve pieces of steaks to me, saying that she doesnt really like meat, and the pizza and har gow was enough for her. She also said that if I have any vegetables I didnt like, I could give them to her. Is this how you usually take care of your brother? Why does it feel like Im being served? ss leader, can you stop acting like a good wife or a good mother? Im really not used to it! Every meal I eat has meat, and I didnt really like to eat vegetables. So I simply pushed the whole te of corn sd and boiled broli to the ss leader. The ss leader smiled as if she was treating a child who was a picky eater. She didnt say anything. She drank some sweet soup and then started eating quietly. She didnt eat like a girl from a wealthy family, nor did she eat as aggressive as me. She just ate the food normally, and if she ate something delicious she would smile slightly and didnt exaggerate.It was as if all food was equal to her regardless if it was a banquet or in noodles. I guess rather than the content of the food, its more important who you ate with? If you are eating with your beloved brother, you would probably be more expressive andugh more often. I often quarrel with my dad at the dinner table, so I wasnt used to eating in silence. I randomly spoke about a topic: Hey, ss leader, how much younger is your brother? After the ss leader swallowed a small piece of broli, she replied: Hes younger by a year. I blurted out and said: Eh? Just one year? Then your parents must be pretty diligent! Damn, Ive spent too much time with Eunuch Cao, even my speech is bing more and more vulgar! Although everyone likes to be praised, but praising how a girls parents are busy at night is probably borderline sexual harassment! I did not expect the ss leader tough instead of being angry while saying: Geng Yuhong also said something simr to me. If you guys also had siblings, you wouldnt make these jokes. I wrinkled my brows: Who is Geng YuHong? The ss leaders expression turned serious. You and her have been ssmates for a year and a half. Recently, You guys have been chatting away every day, yet you dont even know their name? It turns out that Geng YuHong was Loud Mouths real name. Due to her ability to pass information like a radio station, everyone called her Loud Mouth, and it also became a habit for me too. The ss leader thought that it was rude to always call someone by their nickname. I disapproved. The masters in martial art dramas all have cool nicknames, arent they all fine with it! The ss leaders gaze seemed like she was telling me to not watch so many martial arts TV series. Thats not the same. Students in reality dont necessarily like the nicknames that others give to them. When you call them by unpleasant nicknames, you are essentially bullying them. What the ss leader said was not unreasonable. The Little Tyrant used to call me donkey, and the nearby children followed in suit. It actually made me angry for quite a while, I was only relieved when I moved away. But was it necessary to have such a serious topic when eating? Your set of principles is too bothersome, can you not push it on me too? Shu Sha. I changed to calling her name so she wouldnt always consider herself as ss leader. Since todays the weekend, lets talk about things outside of school. Are you sure you never called someone else by their nickname? The ss leader put down her knife and fork and sat upright in the upper body. She waited for me to make my counterexample, her innocent expression made me very unconfident. Yesterday... just yesterday, I heard you call the P.E.mittee member, Xiong YaoYue, Little Bear! The ss leader chuckled. I thought you were going to make a counterexample. Little Bear isnt a nickname. Xiong YaoYue strongly urged everyone to call her that. Have you forgotten? Now that she mentioned it, that seemed to be the case. The female P.E.mittee member, Xiong YaoYue, was an excitable sports girl. She had so much energy it was as if she had ADHD. At the first ss meeting, the newly elected ss leader, Shu Sha, asked the electedmittee members if they had any goals. Xiong YaoYue raised her hand and said that she didnt have any goals but hoped that her ssmates would not call her full name. Calling her Little Bear, Xiao Yao and Xiao Yue were all better than her full name. The ss leader asked her why, she smiled and revealed two canine teeth, saying that her name gave off the image of a big bear shaking the moon. It was too tragic of a name for a girl. It was indeed quite a tragedy. Whoever has not met Xiong YaoYue, but only heard the name, the first thought thates to mind would be a judo practitioner or a shot putter. In fact, Xiong YaoYue was a beautiful sunshine girl. If she actually really had a body of a judo practitioner or shot putter, Eunuch Cao will not PS her photos, and sell it together along with the ss leaders, and Gong CaiCai. The ss leader suddenly changed a topic: Ye Lin, what do you think of the little bear as a P.E.mittee member? Pretty good. I didnt understand why the ss leader asked, Xiong YaoYue... No, little bear is well rounded in sports, and many girls who dont like sports became energetic because of her. In terms of volleyball, many boys cant even beat her! A bit more. The ss leader made a beckoning gesture and said I want to know how the guys see little bear as a femalemittee member. Was this a poll? Shu Sha, the ss leader was more tired than the president. Cant you just stay within the work required of a ss leader? Now that you mentioned it, the little bear loves ying around, loves exercising, often identally hurts herself, but would not cry. She would just stick on a band-aid and continue horsing around. She was known to be the closest existence to a savage among her ss. Since she was cheerful, without a girls shyness, she had a pretty good rtionship with the boys. She would often treat them as brothers, and no one thought it was inappropriate. In addition, because she often does outdoor activities, her skin was tanned into a healthy wheat color. When Eunuch Cao is photoshopping pictures of her, he would oftenin that he cant find a woman with the right skin color and he must use a filter. I hid the fact about the PS photos, and told the rest to the ss leader. The ss leader muttered to herself for a moment, stared into my eyes and asked: Ye Lin, do you want to be a P.E.mittee member? Huh? The little bear is doing pretty well, are you going to take away her position? I will not withdraw her position, she will be the female P.E.mittee member. I want to have a male and female system, and the teacher Yu will agree with me. Whats the benefit of adding a male P.E.mittee member? Theres definitely benefits. There were boys whoined to me, saying that although little bear was proficient in most areas, she was not very good at basketball. When they yed against the neighboring sses, she cant do much other than cheer from the crowd. The ss leader took a sip of orange juice through her straw and continued: Dont you really like to y basketball? I sometimes see you ying with members from the schools basketball team. I specifically asked the Captain, Guo SongTao, he said that your overall abilities would make you ranked third in our school...... Brother Tao, youre too talkative! Why did you answer whatever Shu Sha asked, what if she wanted to harm me! However, I was very pleased with an evaluation of third in the whole school. Unconsciously, I felt a bit conceited. Seeing that I didnt immediately refuse, the corners of the ss leaders mouth raised into a slight smile. Ye Lin, I have thought about you for a while. The main reason you fight all the time is because you have too much energy and nowhere to use it. If you be a PEmittee member, you can lead the boys and host matches everyday. You could also form some good rtionships with your ssmates. What could you possibly have against it? Chapter 76 – Emergency Hiding Place The ss leaders words were quite tempting, and I was a bit moved. I knew that letting a bad student be a P.E.mittee member was amon tactic the head teacher used. ss leader, are you trying to recruit me! But if I thought about it carefully, was there any harm? Wouldnt it be pretty interesting instructing those basketball newbies in my spare time? As if she saw the sparkle in my eyes, the ss leaders smile became even wider. How about it? Take some time to consider it. If you be a member of the ssmittee, when I supervise... The ss leader suddenly stopped talking, slightly scrunched her brows and bit her lower lip, as if she said something that should not have been said. I suddenly realized! Shu Sha wanted to use this chance to legitimately order me around! If I joined the ssmittee and became a P.E.mittee member, I would be responsible for maintaining order with the ss leader during P.E. In the event of sportpetitions and other simr events, I would have to follow the ss leader around and have a lot of work to do. It was not as simple as just ying basketball every day! I almost fell for Shu Shas ploy! Did you really want to taste the feeling of ordering me around? Did you really want to treat me as another brother! Your desire for control is way too strong! I refused the ss leaders proposal. She felt that I refused because she identally said too much, so she drank her juice while sulking. By this time, both of us were almost full, and some food still remained on the tes. I was bored and picked up a shrimp dumpling with my fork and stuffed it into my mouth while listening to the pitter patter of falling rain. Although the rain was starting to let up, it hasnt fully stopped. I dont know how much more time we need to spend in the cafe. Shu Sha suddenly lowered her head and made a posture like she was hiding in a trench trying to evade flying bullets. I was baffled and asked: What happened? Teach... the headteacher! Huh? Why would that auntiee to a ce like this? You sure you didnt make a mistake? I looked to where Shu Sha looked, huh? It really is the headteacher! She held her hands behind her back, and looked straight forward, like she was the leader of this cafe. She was led by a young man and sat on a tform for two by the window, no more than 10 meters away from us. The young man sat across the headteacher with a smile. I took a closer look, isnt this young man Xing Xing? How did this fool get entangled with our headteacher? I concentrated to hear what they were saying. Xing Xing said: Auntie, look at your sisters store, isnt the decor nice? The headteacher snorted, Its so so! Eh? The headteacher was Xing Xings aunt? So this cafe was opened by the headteachers sister? No wonder she was acting so arrogantly here! Xing Xing said again: Auntie, I think the rains going to let up soon. You should sit here for a while, and drink some tea. I have to go to the bathroom. After that, he walked towards the bathroom. Only the headteacher remained on the tform. She held a teacup in one hand while carefully observing the customers around her. This was a habit she developed over the years. If she was forbidden from monitoring others, I believe that within five minutes, she would be ufortable, twitching limbs, foaming at the mouth, and on her way to crossing the river of styx. It was not unreasonable for Shu Sha to worry that she would be seen. The headteachers thick sses reflected the light like a high wattage searchlight, ruthlessly scanning everything inside the cafe. If the headteacher saw the two of us together, Im not afraid, but its a different story for Shu Sha. In our 2-3 ss, Eunuch Cao and I were the two troublemakers. Because of us, Shu Sha was constantly belittled by the headteacher. Now, if she was caught eating with me, I dont know what terrible things she would say! The headteacher might mockingly say: Oh Shu Sha, Shu Sha, no wonder you can control everyone in our ss but Ye Lin! It turns out that you two had an illicit rtionship, and you are secretly on a date! The ss leader must had such worries, so her body kept getting lower and lower, and was too nervous to breathe. ss leader, we havent done anything wrong, so whats there to be afraid of? So what if were discovered? Anyway, I have a clear conscience... I couldnt care less and loudly patted my chest. The ss leader seemed to be very dissatisfied with the sound I made, and fiercely red at me. Eh? Why are you staring at me? Do you have a guilty conscience? The headteacher suddenly stood up with a woosh, shocking the people at neighboring tables. She still held the teacup in her hand and scanned the crowd. She was slow and detailed, not letting go of anything suspicious. Her gaze almost reached us. Ye Lin, you, get under the table! In desperation, the ss leader came up with a bad idea. There was indeed enough space for one person underneath the table. It even had a long tablecloth as cover, it was not that bad. However, Im not the one afraid of the headteacher, why would I deign and hide under the table! Im not crawling under there, you should be the one hiding! Youre wearing a school uniform, your hair is so long, youre much more conspicuous than me! When I finished speaking, the headteacher was 1 away from seeing us. The ss leader knew that she couldnt persuade me. She gritted her teeth, pulled back the tablecloth, and crawled under the table. I said before that the space under the table was small, the ss leader almost fell when crawling inside. She reached out and tried to grab something to keep her bnce, and identally grabbed onto my trousers. Hey, ss leader, we may be on familiar terms, but dont take the opportunity to take advantage of me! I felt my trousers being twisted by the ss leader, but it didnt loosen. Maybe there was nothing to hold onto under the table. I was curious about the posture of the ss leader under the table, so I lifted up the tablecloth and peered through my legs. When she saw lighting in, the ss leader raised her head and gave me a look. Telling me to put the tablecloth down quickly. I couldnt stand looking at the ss leaders sorry figure anymore. The ss leader could only squat due to the narrow space under the table. Her hair was also extremely long. In order to prevent her hair from touching the ground, she used one hand to hold her hair and rested it on her knee. She used her other hand to grab onto my trousers to prevent herself from falling. What embarrassed her the most was that she managed to maintain this bnce, only to find herself staring into my crotch. Especially when she had to look up at me, this situation could not help but remind me of the plots in H manga. 3... The ss leaders face sank and began to count down. 2...... I tactfully put the tablecloth down to avoid an unexpected attack. The headteachers gaze also reached us. She was stunned momentarily when she saw me. She clenched her teeth and wanted to skip over me and continue to scan, but she realize there were two sets of tableware on my table. Apparently, she was very curious about who mypanion was, so she simply sat back down and pretended to drink tea while keeping an eye on us. The ss leaders smothered voice came from behind the tablecloth: Is it safe toe out? No, headteacher is onto me. Shes been staring at our table for a while now. You might as well juste out since its useless to hide. Shes been staring here? Then I cant go out! What are you afraid of? Regardless of what the headteacher asks, just leave everything to me! I seemed loyal, but it was because the headteacher does not dare to offend me anyway. The ss leader was even more anxious. If the headteacher asked me why I crawled under the table, how would I respond? Just me me! That I told you to crawl under! The ss leader was silent for a while. Ye Lin, do you want to watch the world burn? What do you mean? Why would I listen to you? Why would I crawl just because you told me to? Huh? At the beginning, it was you who told me to crawl! Im the one who wants to ask you that! The enemy was currently right beside us, yet we started to quarrel. Headteacher saw me talking to the table, and shifted her ck-rimmed sses with suspicion. Xing Xing, who came out of the bathroom with a constipated expression, looked up and saw me. He made a surprised sound and quickly ran over in front of me. Eh, isnt this Brother Ye? You really came! Chapter 77 – Happy When It Hurts Xing Xing came just in time, I chatted with him for a bit then asked if he could distract his aunt. My aunt? Oh, I just remembered! I thinks shes a headteacher at your school! My damn brain, I forgot to remind you! Xing Xing made an apologetic expression. Uh, its fine dont worry about it. Think of a way to distract her so I can leave. What, does your school even care about where students eat? Xing Xing made a expression of righteous indignation, since he felt it was a vition of human rights. They dont really care if youre out eating by yourself, but its a different story for two people. The headteacher evidently did not know that I was acquainted with Xing Xing. When she saw that I was speaking to her nephew, she disyed expressions of rm and surprise. Xing Xing also realized that there were two sets of tableware on the table, and there was even a small folding umbre ced on Shu Shas side. Eh? Brother Ye, you came out to eat with a girl? Where is she? I wanted to point under the table, but felt that it was not appropriate. Dont worry about it. Since the headteacher is monitoring us so closely, we cant leave, so its your time to shine! Xing Xing made a difficult expression. Brother Ye, my aunt has a pretty bad temper. Usually, even my dad would try to avoid her. Now youre telling me to distract her, thats a bit... Whats so difficult about it? Just tell her you saw a student from 28 Middle smoking in the bathroom! Xing Xing sped his palms and said: Good idea! Brother Ye, youre really brave and smart! As your younger brother, the admiration I have for you is like the water of the Yellow River, unceasing... I dont know why he was kissing my ass at a time like this, it was just a waste of time. I was nning on getting up and making a beating action, telling him to hurry up. To my surprise, when I moved my foot, I dont know if it was because I stepped on her hair, the ss leader let out a shout. I stood up halfway and immediately sat back down. Xing Xing had a puzzled expression: Brother Ye, yourpanion crawled under the table? Is it... I panicked, afraid that he would say something shady, so I fiercely stared at him and scolded: Theres nothing to ask! You cant even handle this small task! Do you still want to cut people down with me! When he heard that I would bring him along to cut people down, his eyes lit up. He quickly nodded and ran back to the headteacher. I dont know what Xing Xing said to headteacher. Anyway, after listening to his words, the headteacher followed him in the direction of the mens washroom. When he left, he nced towards our direction. As soon as the rm was lifted, I lifted the tablecloth, grabbed the ss leaders hand, and pulled her out. The ss leader was like a diver who held their breath underwater for too long. Her face was deathly pale, and she gasped for air. It seemed like she had a lot to say, but couldnt talk. I didnt intend on listening to herints and started pulling her towards the exit. Umbre! Umbre! The ss leader pointed to the umbre on the table. I walked back and grabbed it and continued to pull the ss leader towards the exit. Slow..., slower, my legs are numb! Every step hurts! I rarely hear the ss leader plead. I really wanted to slow down, but if the headteacher came back, it would have been a waste of effort. So I scared the ss leader: I dont care! If you dont go faster, Ill carry you! The ss leader seemed to be very scared of this proposal. She frowned, her face had an obstinate expression, and her pace immediately increased. She would twitch her brows with every step, it seems to be really painful. It was hard to get out of the revolving door of the cafe. There was still some light rain outside, butpared to earlier, its like a clear sky. I saw that the ss leaders foot had pretty much recovered, so I released her hand and walked into the rain. She stared nkly, but my hair and shoulders were already wet, even if she gave the umbre to me now, it would be of no use. Im going, this kind of light rain is fine for me, ss leader, you can go home yourself! I turned around and waved my left hand as farewell. Ye Lin! The ss leader shouted at me, but hesitated for a while and seemed like she did not know what to say. You... are you really going to hack people? I almost couldnt help butugh, she actually took the joke I told Xing Xing seriously. But it doesnt make much sense to exin it here. Anyway, Im a violent person beyond redemption and I dont intend to change the ss leaders impression of me. So I replied with my usual hoodlum tone: Yeah, for people in this line of work, if we dont hack people for three days, our skills would go to waste, so I have to work hard and learn hard! Tomorrow, Im going to take my younger brother to to collect protection fees! If I dont collect any fees, how would I treat people to meals? The ss leaders voice trembled: It turns out that you used money that you stole to pay for the meal... Her tone was full ofints as if I had poisoned her food. I didnt bother to talk to her again, I didnt answer her, and walked away in the rain. After walking for around ten steps, I heard the ss leaders screaming with resentment: You bastard! I dont care about you anymore! You should just die under someone elses machete! You wont care about me anymore? Thank the heavens, hopefully you would do as you said. I hummed a tune and walked back home in the light rain. On Sunday, I was supposed to go and watch Ai Mis acting, but Peng TouSi called to inform me in the morning that the shooting was cancelled because the rain destroyed the set. Because she felt that the heavens were against her, Ai Mi had a tantrum and threw her teddy bears across the room. When Peng TouSi called me, she was already sprawled on top of her bed, fast asleep. I felt a bit regretful that I couldnt watch them film, but there would be tons of opportunities in the future. For students, weekends always feel short, and in the blink of an eye it was already Monday. Because there was a g raising ceremony, I wore my school uniform. Xiao Qin should also learn and wear her school uniform. Although she wore her uniform, she arrived eventer than me. Her face was gray like ash, holding her abdomen as if she was shot, she greeted me dispiritedly: Y-Ye Lin ssmate, I was able to see you before I died, I have no more regrets... After she said that, she plopped onto her desk and did not get up for the first two sses. I was wary of traps, so I didnt talk to her. She started reviving in the third ss. Ye Lin ssmate, did you know it rained on Saturday? ... There was a lot of thunder! ... I was worried about you, I called your home, but no one answered. Why did you go out in the rain? When Xiao Qin called, I was out eating with the ss leader, but I cant tell her, or theres no telling what she would do. Ye Lin ssmate, you dont want to go out during rainstorms, you would get killed by lightning!! Xiao Qin warned me very seriously. What are you talking about! Why would I be killed! I havent done anything wrong! (TN: A belief that you would be struck by lightning if you did something wrong, or have a guilty conscience) I only ate a meal with the ss leader, and you are not even my girlfriend. Why do I feel like Ive wronged you? Besides, that meal did not improve the rtionship between me and the ss leader! Shes still cold towards me! Xiao Qin said while drawing circles on her desk with her finger: Lightning is really scary. A friend of my grandfather was killed by lightning! Eh? What happened? I was a bit curious, Auntie Ren was born in a martial arts family. Since Xiao Qins grandfather is the father of Auntie, was he also a martial arts master? Well... I heard my mother say that my grandfathers friend was also a martial artist. He once made a bet with my grandfather that hes faster than lightning. He walked outside holding a steel rod during a thunderstorm, the result was that he was killed by lightning... Damn it to hell! What kind of martial artist is this! Its terrible being uneducated! Why did your grandfather not stop this friend of his? Doesnt he know that a person cant be faster than lightning? Xiao Qin, what kind of bet did he make with your grandfather? Why was he so desperate? Well, it seems that if he escaped the lightning, then he would marry my grandfathers daughter, so my mother... It turns out that this martial artist wanted to be your grandfathers son-inw! I cant believe he asked his good friend for his daughters hand in marriage! Is he a lolicon? There were already lolicons in Xiao Qins grandfathers generation! Fortunately, he was killed by lightning. I dont know how moronic Xiao Qin would have been if she was the daughter of that geezer! As we talked, Xiao Qins expression became more and more odd. Sometimes it was of fear, and other times it was of pain. As if an invisible person had stabbed her with a knife. She trembled and the table shook along with her, and she started groaning as if she was going to die. I could only watch from the sidelines as I did not know if she was really ufortable or just pretending. Finally, she took a deep breath, wiped the fine sweat on her forehead, andid down on the table, facing me. I couldnt read the expression on Xiao Qins face. There was happiness, there was modesty, like she was secretly celebrating, but also like an imminent disaster. She blushed and said to me: Ye Lin ssmate... from now on, Im a real woman... Chapter 78 – Menarche Wha-, what do you mean? I couldnt understand Xiao Qins ambiguous statement. Im bleeding... Where? You dont look like you have an injury! Botto-..., Im bleeding from the bottom... After embarrassingly squeezing out those words, she buried her face in her arms. After a while, she peeked one eye out, trying to see my reaction. How should I even react? What do you mean you are bleeding from the bottom... are you on your period?! Dont tell boys that! Go talk to the ss leader, loud mouth, and the others to discuss a solution! I dont have any experience in this area! The reason why I knew about periods was because of all the sanitary padmercials on TV, and we just learned about it in health ss! I heard it was horrible! Themercials would always show a female actor with a full-face smile, and they would be either skiing or swimming, its all a bunch of lies! When its that time of month, its not only inconvenient for the females, but their tempers would also explode. Also, why does it feel like Ive just received the final blow. Here I was, with still some hope that the Little Tyrant wasnt a girl. Im so devastated! My long time goal of iming victory in battle has now been reduced to protecting the female protagonist! Ow (gt; _lt;), ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ~~~ Ye Lin ssmate, what should I do... Xiao Qin asked while groaning. How should I know! Do whatever you need to do! I dont have any experience! Xiao Qin made a bitter face: But, I have no experience either! You dont have any experience? What does that mean? Are you telling me that this is your first period? Stop lying! Modern children have an excess supply of nutrition, and many girls had their first periods in elementary school! Who has their first period in second year of junior high! Last time, when I went to rescue Brother Optimus Prime from your home, I was tricked, and ended up hugging a box of sanitary pads! Hey, are you telling me that box of sanitary pads werent yours? That... its a box I borrowed from my mother, it was used by her... So the box of sanitary pads that I carried all the way home wasnt yours, but Auntie Rens? Why does it feel even more humiliating? Ye Lin ssmate, after ss ends can you help me buy a pack of pads... Xiao Qin looked at me and pleaded. Who wants to buy that kind of stuff for you! You didnt bring any? Because its my first time, I didnt prepare for it... I still cant help you buy it! Its too humiliating for a boy! Go talk to the ss leader, shell think of a solution! Xiao Qin groaned again, this time with a long moan, indicating that she couldnt take it anymore. I,... I dont want to tell the ss leader, if she knew that I had my first period thiste, she wouldugh at me! Who wouldugh at you! Furthermore, arent you great at lying! Why do you have to tell her the truth that this is your first time! Did you want to carry out the n that you spoke of, pretending to be an innocent girl in front of the ss leader, deliberately exposing various weaknesses, waiting for her to take advantage of you? Y-Ye Lin ssmate, can you help me borrow a sanitary pad from the ss leader... Borrow? How do you know that the ss leader has sanitary pads? Xiao Qin reluctantly squeezed out a miserable smile. When I was eating with everyonest week, I heard that the ss leader was on her period, and it shouldnt have ended yet... Damn you! Not only did you tell me your period secrets, you even told me the ss leaders too! So it seems a few days ago the ss leader was on her period? Was that why she was more violent than usual, and inflicted physical pain on me? But if I go to the ss leader to borrow sanitary pads, wouldnt others misunderstand? If Eunuch Cao was present, he would also add: ss leader, my master actually wants to borrow a used sanitary napkin! No! I can tell the ss leader about your period, but nothing else! The bell was ringing at this time. I stood up and started to walk towards the ss leader, but Xiao Qin stretched out one hand and grabbed my clothes. Y-Ye Lin ssmate, not good! Since Xiao Qin held me back, the ss leader had already left the ssroom, who knows what she went to do. Whats wrong? I sat back in a bad mood. I... Its going to leak! Xiao Qins face looked desperate. I was holding it back, thats why blood didnt get on my pants! I almost cant hold it anymore! Mothafucka, you can hold back a period? Xiao Qin Your familys martial arts is incredible! You can train any muscle of your body at will! Why use a sanitary pad when you can just hold it for a day! After hearing me say she should continue to endure, Xiao Qin eyes had tears of grievances. Ye Lin ssmate is too unreasonable! Im your childhood, if Im in a crisis, youre just going to stand there and watch?! Hmph, a childhood that abused me for N years, and you expect me to help? You would be lucky if I dont push you down when youre standing on a cliff. I took a look at her and gave her a tacit approval. Boohoo~~~~~Ye Lin ssmate is too cruel! Im going to drown in a bloody hell, yet he doesnt care at all! Bloody hell my ass! Even if all the girls in the ss were on their periods, its impossible to have a bloody hell! Dont pull on my clothes! What do you want? Oh, it hurts, I cant think anymore... Sanitary pads, band-aids are also fine! Help me think of something! Go buy those shameful things yourself! But the store is on the first floor, and the womens washroom is in the opposite direction. Ill die halfway! Ill definitely die! This was true. After you buy sanitary napkins, you have to use them in the womens restroom. I neglected this fact and thought it would be over once you bought them. I hesitated, and Xiao Qins expression became more and more painful, she was indeed pitiful. But its too embarrassing for a boy to buy sanitary pads! If I bought it, my position in the ss will plummet! Xiao Qin saw me hesitating, so she clenched her teeth and ruthlessly said: If you dont buy it, Ill tell the ss leader that you made me bleed down there... God damn it, you cant say this kind of stuff willy-nilly! The ss leader will definitely kill me! She would pull the trigger and stter my brains on the white ssroom walls! I weighed the pros and cons. I had no alternative but to buy pads for her. I told her to let go of my clothes. Are you really going to go? Dont lie? Pinky swear! While speaking, she stuck out the pinky finger of her left hand. Whos going to pinky swear! Are you still in kindergarten! If I said Im going, then Im going! Im not going to go if you keep bothering me! Xiao Qin stuck out her tongue and let me go. The auntie who ran themissary and the auntie of the canteen were sisters, both of whom looked like Rong MoMo. I dont know why both of them hated me. There werent many people buying things at this time. I stood behind the ss disy case and stared at the sanitary napkins on the bottom row. I didnt know how to open it. Stop looking kid, we dont sell condoms here. The auntie squinted and looked at me like I was a fly. I was mad to the point of exploding. Why do you think I came to buy condoms! Dont look down on people! If I wanted a condom, there was a whole box of interesting ones at home! We even have spiral spiky ones! Yesterday I also shipped some! We dont have contraceptives either. Damn, if Im not buying condoms, then Im getting contraceptives? Dont just put me in a yboy role! I am a innocent boy who has yet to touch a girls chest! Do you have.. sanitary napkins? I forcefully squeezed out the sentence. For your girlfriend? Do you not know the school prohibits rtionships? Its not for my girlfriend! Im buying it for a female ssmate! Im learning from Lei Feng and performing good deeds! Rong MoMo looked at me with disdain and had no intention of selling me sanitary pads. I was in a panic, the time between sses were short. In case Xiao Qin thinks that I broke my promise and told the ss leader I made her bleed, I will soon have a tragic end. I dont care what you think, hurry up and sell it to me! Even if Im not buying it for a female ssmates, I can still use it myself! I have terrible bleeding from hemorrhoids and thought I would try it after seeing somemercials, is that wrong? I also have foot sweat and want to use it as a cushion to soak up sweat. Hurry up and sell it to me! Two girls came from behind and wanted to buy something. After hearing me shout out those words, they could barely hold in theirughter. Ive lost all my face today because of Xiao Qin. Finally, I received the pack of sanitary pads. I was afraid that it would be seen, so I immediately put it in my uniform jacket. I returned to the ssroom with a big belly. Seeing that I was back, Xiao Qin was like a baby looking at her mother. Thank you... I thought... I was going to die... Although its a bit presumptuous, but Ye Lin ssmate, can you support me to the restroom? I couldnt refuse due to her weak expressions. Forget it, everyone already knew that Xiao Qin was weak. I dont think there would be that much gossip if her childhood friend took her to the bathroom.. Moreover, Xiao Qin has already spread tons of BS before. Stuff like I wont get married to anyone but you. How many more rumors can we still make? So in the astonished eyes of our ssmates, I held onto Xiao Qins arm and helped her out of the ssroom. Chapter 79 – Scare at the Girl’s Washroom Many people along the way looked at us curiously, and I regretted it a bit. Do we stand out that much? As an infamous criminal, supporting a frail and dainty girl. No matter how you looked at the situation, it would look like Im holding her hostage. Two disciplinary members clearly saw me, but they moved out of the way in a sh and did not dare stop me. The flow of people unnaturally separated, creating a path for me and Xiao Qin. Although it was easier to walk, I could feel the burning stares and whispersing from behind. Everyone was discussing what happened between me and Xiao Qin. The male and female toilets were located on the east and west sides of the school building, respectively, in the opposite direction. After walking for a while, there were more and more female studentsing and going. They watched me walk straight towards the womens washroom, and they all stared wide eyed without a word. Unlike me, Xiao Qinpletely ignored the gazes from our surroundings, and leaned in my arms. It hurts... but Im also happy, is this the so-called menarche? Dont ask me about those kinds of problems, I dont know how girls operate! And dont say it while having an expression of expecting praise! I will not praise you when you are on your period! I dont know if it was physiological or psychological. Xiao Qins cheek was dyed red. Now, I should be able to conceive Ye Lin ssmates child... What the fuck! Stop spouting nonsense in crowded areas! It will be terrible if someone heard! Suddenly, the voice of number one loyal dog sses bro came from behind: Not good! Ye Lin made Ren XiaoQin ssmate pregnant! Screw you! Where the hell did you pop out from again! Will you die if you dont eavesdrop on other peoples conversations and take things out of context? If I wasnt supporting Xiao Qin, I would have fought to the death with you! What the loyal dog sses bro said was tantamount to setting off a bomb within the crowd. The nearby girls were like flies attracted to blood. They surrounded the loyal dog sses bro hoping to receive more insider information. Hey, what happened? Did Ye Lin really do it? Knocked up after only two weeks after a transfer. Isnt she too pitiful? She had bad luck and was seated next to Ye Lin! This time Ye Lin has to be expelled... I was annoyed by these chattering girls. Respect the facts! Even if I did do something to Xiao Qin, from a physiological point of view, it would be impossible for Xiao Qin to be pregnant! She just had her menarche today, even if I did want her to get pregnant, I would have to wait at least another week! Xiao Qin suddenly started coughing and retching. What happened to you? Are you ufortable? Xiao Qin nced at me appreciatively and shook her head and said: Dont worry about it, Ye Lin ssmate, it might be morning sickness... God damn, do you want to anger me to death!? Why are you saying the same thing as the loyal dog! All the girls around us saw you retching! Ill never be able to clean my grievances! Xiao Qin turned a blind eye to the cold sweat on my face and said to herself: If its a boy, lets name him Ye Wen... Ye Wen my ass! Dont mess with the name of the YongChun master! Even if Bruce Lee has no objections, Donnie Yen would definitely object! Also, why should your child carry my name! (TN: Ye Wen is Yip Man, and he was Bruce Lees master) If its a girl, shell be Ye XiaoChai... That is even more outrageous! Ye XiaoChai is one of the three protagonists of the Taiwanese hand puppet show! And although the name sounds a bit feminine, he is a man! I risked a heart attack and brought Xiao Qin in front of the girls washroom. Hurry and go in, I cant apany you anymore. Xiao Qin was still reasonable and nodded. She walked into the womens washroom alone. I heard the sound of a door being opened. It seems that Xiao Qin was quite lucky, and found a vacancy in the always overcrowded womens washroom. Maybe because the girls who wanted to use the washroom were all crowded around the loyal dog bro trying to get an inside scoop on Xiao Qins pregnancy. After about one or two minutes, Xiao Qin suddenly shouted towards me: Ah, ah, ah, ah~~~~~~ Its awful! Ye Lin ssmate didnt give me the most important thing! I was shocked. I felt the my stomach and it was bulging. It was probably due to the various disturbances on the way here, and I forgot to hand the pads to Xiao Qin. Hey, cant help it,e out and get it! But, I have no strength! If I wore my pants again, the blood would get everywhere! Ye Lin ssmate, please bring the sanitary napkins to me! Im begging you! Even if you beg me while crying, I cant enter the womens washroom to give you something! Also, dont speak so loudly about the details of your period! Arent you ashamed! When I was worried, three girls walked out of the washroom as if they had an appointment. They were in a panic and didnt dare look up at me. They were clearly not even in the same grade! How could they coincidentally all leave simultaneously! It was because they heard our conversation and thought that I would barge into the womens washroom, so they hurriedly left. Dont run! Even if you doubt my personality, I need you to help me give these sanitary napkin to Xiao Qin! Wait, you... I only said a few words, yet they took off, running while screaming for help, as if I would drag them into the washroom to knock them up. I dont know why, but my mouth was so bitter. In just half a day, I have be the sex fiend of 28 Middle! Suddenly I realized the ss leader wasing over here, with deep pity in her eyes. It could also be contempt, or both. Why are you blocking the entrance to the womens washroom? Are you collecting a toll? Who wouldmit such an immoral act! I would force girls who were in a rush to pay a toll, and if they couldnt pay they would have to go in their pants?! I dont have such bad taste! You havent forgotten what I said on Saturday about collecting protection fees! It seems like you never forget to ridicule me! Move, my hands are full of chalk dust, I have to go in and wash my hands. If you dont move, Ill wipe it on you. The ss leader said while making a rubbing motion with her chalk covered hands. Although the ss leader threatened to wipe the chalk on me, there was no time to lose. I pulled out the pack of sanitary napkins from under my shirt. The ss leader saw that I lifted my clothes to pull out something long and she subconsciously covered her eyes. Damn, ss leader! What did you think I was pulling out! Did you think that I would openly expose myself to girls school! Although I did reveal it to you under the bridge... but it was totally an ident! I didnt develop a disgusting habit of exposing myself to girls who came to use the washroom! After seeing that it was a pack of sanitary napkins, the ss leader frowned and asked: Which girl did you steal from? Its not stolen! I bought it for Xiao Qin! But she went in and forgot to bring it, so can you... She didnt wait for me to finish and took it. Before entering the womens toilet, she said to me, I will take responsibility of Xiao Qin. Theres nothing left here for you to do, hurry and leave! The other girls cant use the washroom with you here! I nodded and left. It was not because I was afraid of the ss leader, but because I asked her for a favor, and had no choice but to lower my head. Also, the ss leader promised to take care of Xiao Qin for me, saving me from future embarrassment. Girls should help girls out, what use would a man have in these kinds of situations? Xiao Qin was not in ss the next lesson. I heard that the ss leader sent her to the infirmary and asked the school doctor to take care of it. In addition, the ss leader also scolded me for buying the wrong type of pads for Xiao Qin. It was the first day of her period. How could you buy one for daily use? Huh? Its daytime, so shouldnt it be daily use? The ss leader nced at me coldly, stopped talking to me, and went on with her business. Later, I realized that the absorption of the daily-use type was small, and it was basically used when the period was almost over. In the first few days of a period, it was necessary to use a night-time type that was extremely absorbent. It was the ss leader who let Xiao Qin use her sanitary napkins. What a waste of time. If I knew this was going to happen. I would have borrowed it from the ss leader in the first ce. I would have suffered much less, and I would not have almost gained a reputation of knocking up a female ssmate. Fortunately, the ss leader helped me out and said that it was impossible for Xiao Qin to be pregnant since she was on her period. Thus, I didnt have to be interviewed by the principal. Although she was still cold towards me, she still helped me! Was it just as Ai Mi said, If someone received favors, they would help them out? I always felt that the ss leader would be the type of person to abuse her power if she didnt receive any favors. Strange, didnt you say that you wont care about me anymore? Chapter 80 – Secret Transaction The ss leader told someone to send lunch to the infirmary for Xiao Qin. It seems like the runner was number one loyal dog sses bro. Before he left, he fiercely red at me. It was not because he was dissatisfied with the ss leader, but rather because he has many grievance, and long wanted to settle the score. I was not interested in having a death battle with the ss leaders running dog. Honestly, if the ss leader asked me to make the run, I would have been happy to do it. After all, I usually ordered Xiao Qin around, like telling her to copy the bible or buying roasted sweet potatoes. Now that she is not feeling well, I should help her out. But the ss leader intentionally isted me, I did not know what she was thinking. Does she still suspect that have malicious intentions with Xiao Qin, so shes trying to minimize the the amount of interaction between us? I heard that the ss leader had told Xiao Qin that she would swap seats with her anytime. Of course, Xiao Qin smiled and rejected the proposal, saying that she was already used to it. Since Xiao Qin was not prepared for her period at all, the secret of her menarche was still exposed among the girls. But, she was notughed at liked she thought, at most, it was a couple of jokes. However, there were female ssmates in the ss that went to the infirmary to see Xiao Qin every time after ss. They empathized with Xiao Qin and gave her care and warmth. It seems that taking care of each other during periods was an unwritten rule between girls and a way for them to exchange feelings. Second only to gossiping, and going to the washroom together. Girls are really boring, but they were hanging around Xiao Qin, I was pretty happy. Other than talking about Xiao Qin, the girls were also discussing the recent appearance of a panty thief who had recently appeared in the Xicheng District. It was thought that this was a Japanese only urrence, but it has now appeared in China. Sure enough, you are the product of your environment. The underwear shown everywhere in Japanese manga yed a part in adding fire to the mes. From the earlier times, there was Oolong from Dragon Ball, Happosai from Ranma 1/2. Recently in Gintama, there was also a Justice Thief that stole underwear and distributed it to lonely men. In short, these perverts specifically target the underwear of young women. After stealing it, they would hug it, put it on the head, or pile it up in their room and bask in its glory. Xicheng Districts panty thiefmitted their first crime on Thursday. In a short period of time, there have been already over 100 victims. His main target seems to be female students. Any underwear that was hung together with school uniforms has a great chance of falling into his ws. There were a few girls in our ss who had their clothes stolen, and they grouped together criticizing the thief. Some people felt that Little Smart should write an essay to publicly denounce him through a radio broadcast. Little Smart said that this was useless, and it might agitate the thief even more. She thinks that you should hang out some underwear that you dont like, and put some thumbtacks inside... I had a body of cold sweat, Little Smart usually does not speak, but when she does it was always a vile or sinister idea. I should avoid her in the future. My face changed colors. Before I got up and left, I faintly heard a girl say: Ye Lin, does he feel guilty? Is he the one who stole everyones underwear? If it wasnt for them taking care of Xiao Qin, I would have gave them a good scare! At noon I yed a bit of basketball with the team, inadvertently I found that the ss leaders brother mixed into the crowd. When I was resting, Shu Zhe really came over to me sneakily. With one look I could tell he did something he cant tell his sister. Brother Ye Lin, I came to see you. Seeing my gaze, Shu Zhe greeted me with a smile. Although they were siblings, I have never seen this mischievous smile on his sisters face. I guess it does take all kinds to make a world. What are you doing here? Come to sell your sister again? Brother Ye Lin, how can you say that? I didnt have any other way! Shu Zhe argued with a bitter face. Xiao Li spends even more than Xiao Hua! If I dont think of a solution, the allowance that my sister gives me is not near enough! The Xiao Li he mentioned must be his current girlfriend? Now he understands the good of Xiao Hua? Hes probably already exhausted by the wasteful spending of Xiao Li, right? Sure enough, the schools prohibition of early love is correct! Shu Zhe made aint and stuffed his hand into his pocket with a mysterious look. Brother Ye Lin, I have something and Im not sure if youre interested... What is it? Based on your conduct, are you here to sell nude photos of your sister? Hahhh Shu Zhe sighed. I wanted to take a picture of my sister, but my sisters vignce has been getting higher and higher. There is no chance of stealing it. Even the password lock diary was changed... Serves you right, I guess you cant think of anything else this time? However, he put his hand in his pocket and took something out. Is it something that belongs to his sister? Brother Ye Lin,e closer, I have something to show you. When I got closer and blocked the sight of others, Shu Zhe pulled out something from his pocket. It was a wrinkled blue fabric, lumped into a ball, ced in a stic bag. What is this? Handcuffs? Shu Zhe smiled a bit, pulled it out, and ced it on my hands. Damn, isnt this underwear! Female underwear with a blue ripple, cotton fabric, looks neither childish nor mature, very suitable for female students... I dont even need to ask, this was definitely the ss leaders underwear! Shu Zhe, you bastard, I cant believe you actually stole your sisters underwear to sell in school! Without another thought, I ced my hands around his throat and started strangling him. If there werent so many people on the yground, I would have strangled him to death. After I let go, Shu Zhe coughed and looked at me weakly. Brother Ye Lin, dont scare me, if I was scared to death, my sister wont let you go. I cant believe youre using your sister to pressure me! If Shu Sha knew that you were stealing her underwear to sell, she would be hurt! Brother Ye Lin, rest assured. Wasnt there a panty thief in Xicheng District recently? My sister would definitely think that it was stolen by him! Youre definitelycking in morals, even framing the panty thief... I cant help it! Brother Ye Lin, dont worry about it. Are you willing to buy my sisters panties for 200 dors? Screw you! Why do you think I would waste money on buying used underwear! Just because the panty thief likes the underwear of female students, does not mean that everyone else likes it! Also, you could buy 3 pairs of this underwear for ten dors in a supermarket, why is it so expensive! Brother Ye Lin, dont think that its expensive, this is already a bargain. Im not going to lie to you, if Im selling it to others, I would sell it for 400! What do you mean, lying for a pair of underwear? If you lie, you can double the price? Yeah. Shu Zhe tossed a piece of gum in his mouth and exined while chewing. The girls underwear is only valuable if it has been worn. I didnt lie, this underwear has definitely been worn by my sister. However, if I had one that my sister just took off, let alone selling it for 400, it might even go for 500. The bag used to hold underwear was specially purchased online, used to trap in the smell... You really deserve a beating! In order to make money, youre wiling to do anything! But will anyone buy it? Maybe... Cao JingShens nude PS photos can be sold for 100 dors. But if it was Shu Shas worn panties, people might even fight over it! Of course, this would definitely be used for bad purposes if bought. If its not worn on the head (ah! With the help of the ss leader, I can write my homework with a peace of mind!), it would probably be used for rubbing one out? Shu Zhe licked his lips and made a pitiful look. I originally wanted to steal a pair when my sister was taking a shower, but it was too risky. Secondly, my sisters recent vignce was so high that she would wear her pajamas into the shower room. She would take off her clothes inside the shower room, then she would wash her underwear inside. So I could only steal this pair of underwear that she was hanging on the balcony.... Great job! I sarcastically said, You can push the me onto the panty thief and continue to y an innocent brother in front of your sister! Shu Zhe smiled and scratched his head as if I was really praising him. Brother Ye Lin, this underwear has been worn by my sister, but since it was washed, the value dropped. Ill sell it to you for 200 dors! I wanted to refuse, but after thinking about it, I asked: If I dont buy it? Shu Zhe curled his lips. Then I would have to find other buyers... People who are willing to buy PS photos would be willing to buy this. This is a limited edition, its not even on the same level as PS photos! Its a pity that you put so much trust me. You havent even gotten the money, yet youve already delivered the underwear to my hand. Today, Ill let you witness how a true hoodlum acts! I put my underwear in my pocket and snorted and said, You still want people to pay for this? Keep dreaming! Im confiscating it! Chapter 81 – A Thorny Problem My actions were clearly beyond Shu Zhes expectations and he was momentarily dumbfounded. You... Brother Ye Lin, how can you do this! I trusted you, you cant just take it! I chuckled, reached out and patted Shu Zhes head. His stature was pretty simr to Xiao Qin, it was pretty easy to reach his head. Brat, youre still too soft! If you wanna make it in JiangHu, how can you not take a few cuts? Let today be a lesson to you! Shu Zhe forcefully swatted my hand off his head and angrily said to me: No way! You cant take my stuff for free! Im desperate for money, so give me my money! He said as he extended his fair skinned hand towards me. Really, such a white pair of hands, yet hemits such filthy acts. I stuck both my hands in my pockets and stood calmly andposed with one foot on tip toes. I continued to use an elders tone to lecture him: Shu Zhe if you really want money, stop always using your sister. Isnt the supermarket near our school hiring people for distributing pamphlets? Middle schoolers can do it too. If you work for a day, youll probably earn at least 50 bucks? When he heard me mention pamphlets, Shu Zhes brows scrunched together into a ball, he looked extremely disgusted. Hmph, I wont do that kind of work! Its tiring and you barely earn anything! During winter break Ive spent an entire afternoon standing in the wind with Xiao Hua, in the end we could barely even afford a fast foodbo... smart people should have smart methods! Oh, thats right! Then Ill let you, the smart person, think of a way for me to give you the money. I looked down on him, and took joy in watching him trying to think of all different solutions. Shu Zhe red at me for a while, but he could not think of any solutions, so he could only admit defeat. The action he makes of biting his lower lips when hes mad was just like his sister. Brother Ye Lin, lets put the payment stuff aside for now, I wanted to talk to you about something else. Shu Zhe changed the topic of discussion, The second year Li CunZhuang, the guy nicknamed Li ErLeng, do you know him? Isnt he the guy who weighs 100 kilos (~220 lbs), cant open one eye, and always repeats his sentences? And its also said that his parents were siblings? Why are you asking about him? Did you sell this to him too? No, I didnt sell anything... I just wanted to know, are the two of you close? The two of us didnt talk much. He was mentally deficient, and always fights to the death. He never gets close to anyone. Were not close. Also even though hes dumb, he doesnt randomly pick on people. What did you do to stir him up? Shu Zhes eyes quickly darted around. Brother Ye Lin I just want to know, if you two fight, who would win? Obviously I would! You dont even have to ask! Li ErLengs two main strengths were his weight and his ferocity. I have ways of dealing with both of them. Shu Zhe took a long breath. Brother Ye Lin, if Li ErLeng hits me, you have to help me. I thought it sounded weird, so I questioned Shu Zhe exactly what happened with Li ErLeng. Shu Zhe initially didnt want to say anything, but I told him that I would just watch if Li ErLeng came to hurt him. Shu Zhe had no choice but to exin: He took Li ErLengs deposit, but he wasnt able to get a photo of his sister naked, so now Li ErLeng is threatening to beat him up. You deserve it! I said as I took joy in his misfortune, A business is built upon integrity, if you dont deliver the goods after receiving a deposit, you deserve to get beat! Shu Zhe was angry beyond belief and counterimed: Brother Ye Lin, how can you say that after you stole my goods and didnt pay me! Iughed, Youre pretty dumb, and you said you were smart! I dont have to pay you since Im stronger than you; but since you cant beat Li ErLeng, you have to fulfill your promise with him! Shu Zhe was left speechless with a face of anxiety. Stop worrying about it, you could just return his deposit! Shu Zhe looked as if he was about to cry. Brother Ye Lin, the deposit money was all spent by Xiao Hua and me! Li ErLeng is also really stubborn. Ive told him before that I would return his deposit, but he refused and demanded I give him nude photos of my sister... You definitely have yourself to me. Maybe it might teach him a lesson if he got a beating from Li ErLeng. But if I thought about it, Li ErLeng always hits to the death. With Shu Zhes frail body, if he was broken, the ss leader would be upset. Ok Shu Zhe, Ill give you a good idea! When he heard I had a good idea, his eyes lit up and he perked up his ears. I stuck out two fingers signifying that I could help him, but I had two conditions. First, apologize to your sister. Tell her all of the things youve been doing recently. Second, stop taking advantage of your sister. If you need money, talk with you sister, or get a job! If you can fulfill those two points, Ill help you take care of Li ErLeng otherwise dont even think of expecting my help! Shu Zhe lost interest halfway. Brother Ye Lin, you dont have a girlfriend so you dont understand. Xiao Hua spends money like it grows on trees, if I cant satisfy her, shell break up with me! Then she would tell everyone of how I dont even have money for my girlfriend, and how embarrassed would I be! Damn! Youre almost about to be crippled by Li ErLeng, and youre still worrying about your reputation! Is your reputation that important to you! Anyhow, its pretty embarrassing when a junior tells their senior that they dont have a girlfriend. I decided to counterattack and get rid of his thoughts of selling his sister to me. Shu Zhe, how do you know I dont have a girlfriend? That day on the fields, didnt you see me walking side by side with her? Shes my girlfriend, and she never asks me for money! Shu Zhe twisted his face in disbelief. Brother Ye Lin, you still have the nerve to talk about her? Shes called Ren XiaoQin, wasnt she the one you bullied since childhood and is a bit glued to you? Who told you that! I was the one who was bullied by her since childhood! If I bullied her since childhood, why would she be glued to me! Shu Zhe continued to say: Its impossible to have any romance in a childhood friends rtionship due to being too familiar, all those manga lied. Recently manga have been going on about siscon rtionships, how fake is that? Take me for example, while I did have interest in my sisters body when I was young, now that I got a girlfriend, I have zero interest now. I guess this would be considered good news? Even if Shu Zhe has an early rtionship, its probably better than being interested in his own sister? I spoke with him an entire afternoon, and he still did not agree to my two conditions. I used Li ErLeng to threaten him, but he just said that their negotiation did notpletely break down and he would try negotiating again. Finally Shu Zhe said that he doesnt want the money, but wanted me to return the bag back to him. I did not satisfy his request. For one, I didnt want to touch the ss leaders panties with my bare hands. And two, if he wants the bag back he definitely does not have any good ns. He might try to steal another pair of his sisters underwear and sell it at a high price. So Shu Zhe lost everything, and didnt reap any benefits. He could only curse himself for failing and worrying about being beat by Li ErLeng while walking back to the school building with a bitter face. The problem now is what should I do what the ss leaders underwear. Chapter 82 – Tomorrow is My Trea t When Im in thought, I would often clench my fists then rx them, repeatedly. Currently, both my hands were in my pockets. In my right pocket was the pair of recently seized underwear. When I became conscious of that fact, I had already rubbed the ss leaders underwear multiple times. How embarrassing, its almost as if Im a pervert. Why was I this nervous and a bit excited? Isnt it just a triangr piece of cloth? Will I have delusions about the ss leader wearing this underwear, or the image of her washing her underwear in the washroom. The panty thief probably has a simr way of thinking and thats why he has a collection of underwear. This pair of underwear cant be discovered by anyone, especially not the ss leader. Even if I told her that her brother stole it, she definitely wont believe me and might even suspect me of being XiChengs panty thief. If that happened, I would be the disgrace of my family. Should I throw it away or burn it? What a pity... No no no, I wasnt thinking it was a pity in that kind of way. I just meant that this pair of underwear costs around 13 dors, so its clothing with usable value (again not in that kind of way) The ss leader has always been frugal and hates waste, an advocate to always use everything to its fullest. Since the underwear wasnt damaged and has been washed, that means the ss leader was nning on wearing it again. That means if I could return the underwear to the ss leader, it would be a happy ending for both the underwear and the ss leader. But not so sure that it would be a good ending for me. Regardless if I I hand it over brazenly in public (ss leader, you dropped your underwear!) or if I hand it over in secret (No need to thank me, Im Lei Feng.), it would result in her pping me. I walked towards the school building while racking my brains. Suddenly, someone hit me from behind. A girl shouted towards me: Why so suspicious, are you guilty and afraid of getting caught! Almost scared me to death. I unconsciously covered the underwear hidden in my pockets and turned around only to find out it was Loud Mouth. You,.. why are you looking for me? Eh? Why cant I look for you? Loud Mouth had a fearless expression, Let me ask you, did you apologize to the ss leaderst week? Probably, it should count as an apology... I answered with uncertainty. Probably? Hmph, youre definitely just trying to muddle your way through! But since you treated the ss leader to a meal, Ill let you off the hook! I was rmed: How did you know I treated her to a a meal! Did she tell you? Loud Mouth puffed up her cheeks like a frog and saidcently: The ss leader didnt tell me, but if you didnt want others to know, unless... why are you so surprised? Dont tell me you didnt treat the ss leader to a meal to apologize, but you had ulterior motives? No, it was for an apology! I denied it firmly. Geng YuHong ssmate, youre overthinking. Loud Mouth widened her eyes in surprise. Eh? You knew my name? I thought you always called me by my nickname since you forgot my real name! Im really sorry, I only remembered your name when the ss leader reminded me on Saturday. After she heard me call her by her real name, Loud Mouth probably felt better and didnt pursue any further. However she joked that she would need hush money. My cousin saw you and the ss leader. He didnt know you guys, but he felt like you guys left a memorable impression. I inferred that it was you and the ss leader from his description. That makes sense, there were a lot of people in the cafe that day. The ss leader had long hair past the hips, and I was in a full suit of gray with a repulsive appearance; we were probably an unforgettable group. Dont forget the exciting event where the ss leader crawled under the table. Haha, Ye Lin, Im pretty smart, eh? I knew it was you guys in an instant! You confessed so easily today! I havent told anyone about it yet... so if you dont want it to be exposed, treat me to McDonalds as hush money. Actually Loud Mouth has helped a lot in the past few days. Last time when Xiao Qin injured her head, Loud Mouth and Little Smart apanied her to the subway station. I should have treated them to a meal long ago. But after I saw Loud Mouth smiling without a care in the world, I decided it wold be more interesting if we spoke a bit more. You really didnt tell anyone? Loud Mouth nodded her head vigorously. You didnt even tell Little Smart? Loud Mouth rolled her eyes back and turned away in embarrassment. Of course you told Little Smart! No wonder you guys are the gossip group of the ss! If Little Smart knows, wouldnt this gossip be spread around? Loud Mouth made an expression as if to say dont look down on us. This is gossip that involves the ss leader! Theres a camaraderie between us and the ss leader! Whatever, I was joking about the hush money anyways. Even if you dont treat me, I wont make it hard for the ss leader. After she finished her sentence, she turned around to leave. She wasnt visibly angry, but her impression had an air of its not fun messing around anymore. I told Loud Mouth to stop. Dont leave! I never said I wasnt going to pay the hush money, I just wanted to make sure how many people knew about it! Loud Mouth turned around skeptically. Are you saying you want to treat Little Smart and me? Yeah, if two people know about it, then it wouldnt make sense to pay hush money to only one of them! Eh? I didnt realize you were so generous! Then Little Smart and I will be with you tomorrow at noon! I immediately agreed and also asked: This matter about eating with the ss leader, does she know that you guys know about it? Look at my sentenceposition, no wonder I get terrible grades innguage ss. Loud Mouth seemed to have understood the meaning. The ss leader doesnt know, if I told her she would needlessly worry. I just wanted to try extorting you, who knew it would work! Im going to tell Little Smart right now that theres a spendthrift treating us tomorrow, and let her admire my abilities! Haha! I stopped Loud Mouth again. Um... If the ss leader asks why Im treating you guys tomorrow, just tell her its gratitude for apanying Xiao Qin home. Dont tell her its hush money! I didnt want the ss leader to misunderstand, she might think that I cared a lot about people finding out that I had a meal with her. After she heard what I said, Loud Mouth nted her head and stared at me, as if it was our first meeting. Who knew that Ye Lin has a conscience! You still remember the time when we sent Xiao Qin home! Actually we didnt send her home, only to the station... but it seems like you care about Xiao Qin a lot. Even if shes not your girlfriend, I guess you guys are still childhood friends... I was toozy to exin the details to Loud Mouth, so I just let her imagination do the work. I suddenly remembered that if I just abandoned Xiao Qin tomorrow at noon, she would pout and throw tantrums. Probably not because I invited people to eat, but because she wants to eat with me. Additionally, the ss leader probably wont mind if I dont invite her. But if Little Smart and Loud Mouth isnt there to apany her during lunch, she might be lonely. A great idea suddenly hit me. I told Loud Mouth to bring the ss leader tomorrow, and I would bring Xiao Qin and another person. Loud Mouth asked worriedly: Six people, including you? Would that be too much of a burden? I shook my hand to show it was no problem, as long as you didnt mind the other person I was bringing, who would share the burden of the meal with me. Loud Mouth asked me who was the extra person, and I said it was Eunuch Cao, Cao JingShen. Why would he treat us? Is it because youre his master? Uhh... hes brought a lot of trouble for the ss this year, especially the ss leader. Im asking him to apologize for his crimes! If I was there, he wouldnt dare deny it! After she heard my guarantee, Loud Mouth nodded in agreement. I guess thats fine, doesnt matter whos treating! If Eunuch Cao acts cocky, Ill just eat a few more hamburgers and let him suffer! We finally decided to meet tomorrow at noon. Eunuch Cao and I would treat Loud Mouth, Little Smart, Xiao Qin, and the ss leader to a meal at the McDonalds near our school. I actually didnt even need Eunuch Cao to pay. I dont have a lot of expenditures, and the allowance I get from the old man is plenty to treat others to a few meals (I also have that strange credit card I got from Ai Mi). The reason why I wanted Eunuch Cao to participate, was to act as an apology to the ss leader. He sold so many nude PS photos of the ss leader and raked in the profits. It would be inexcusable if he didnt at least treat her to a meal at McDonalds. Obviously, even if he treated her to a meal everyday, it would not offset his crimes. I just wanted to remind him not to act so presumptuous. When I told Eunuch Cao about him treating all of us, he instantly agreed and said: The student treating his master, the masters wife, and the masters guests is only to be expected! How can I ask master to pay out of his own pockets! Ill pay for everything! Everyone can eat their hearts out! He sounded dignified, but it seemed he made a killing on the photos he sold. Hes extremely generous because hes afraid Ill cut off his source of ie. Based on how much Cao JingShen reveres me, if I told him to stop, I might be able to cut off the source of nude photos of the ss leader. But the problem right now isnt the fake PS photos, but the real ones that Shu Zhe can provide. When I thought of Shu Zhe, I remembered the pair of underwear still in my pocket. I need to solve this problem fast, otherwise tomorrows meal would be myst. Chapter 83 – Present with Another’s Belonging Maybe I should just stuff the pair of underwear into the ss leaders desk when no ones looking. But if I dont provide any exnations, the ss leader might be confused. She might even start an internal investigation in the ss. I decided I would attach a written note. It would say Im sorry, I imitated the panty thief and stole your things, I hope you forgive me. Please give me a chance for a new start, I wont do it anymore. Obviously I wasnt foolish enough to write it myself, so I told Eunuch Cao to write it. Even if the ss leader tried to investigate, she would only trace it back to Eunuch Cao. The problem is that there is cause and effect and there might be retribution. Eunuch Cao didnt ask why I needed the note. He probably guessed that I had a girls underwear in my possession. Heughed obscenely Jie Jie Jie Jie, his face revealed an expression as if to say as expected of master. Leader, youre incredible! I think youre hundreds of times better than the panty thief! What do you mean? Even though I knew no good words woulde out of his mouth, but I was still curious of what he wanted to say. Look, the panty thief only stole underwear and he probably just YY alone at home. He might not even have seen the faces of some of those girls. But youre different, you carefully select a target. After you used the beautiful girls underwear to rub one out, stain it with your own fluids, then you would return it as if nothing happens... then if she happens to wear it, wouldnt it mean your body fluids had an intimate rtionship? I cant believe he thought that. I guess the mind of a big loss ispletely different than that of a normal person. Not only are his thoughts wicked, but it also sounded realistic. Would the ss leader have these worries? After receiving a pair of previously lost underwear, you would probably think that someone has used it to do vile things. You would probably be disgusted, dont even mention wearing it again, even touching it would be too damaging to your heart. After I thought of that point, I decided not to return the underwear to the ss leader. Ill probably wait until after school, cut the underwear to shreds and throw it in the trash. Does it seem like a waste of resources and he should keep it asmemoration? No, if I keep it for too long, I wont know what would happen with this underwear. Even though Im a gentlemen and no longer a proletariat, maybe this wicked cloth will entice me in my dreams. I cant take the risk of turning into a pervert by keeping it. Xiao Qin did note to ss for the first two sses in the afternoon. Looks like her period severely affected her body. Maybe I should check up on her during the break? Also Chen YingRan that perverted school doctor, is she still filling Xiao Qins head with wicked knowledge? I couldnt sit still anymore, so when the break started I quietly went in front of the infirmary to try to listen in on their conversation. It was unexpected, there was no sound at all. I walked into the room and found both Chen YingRan and Xiao Qin fast asleep. There were only two beds in the infirmary, with only a curtain in between. Xiao Qin was sleeping on the inside, near the window, and Chen YingRan was on the outside with a tired expression. As I opened the door and walked inside, Chen YingRan did not wake up. It looks like she slept verytest night, not sure where she went to party. Xiao Qin was covered with a white nket, lying on her side, facing the window. She was scrunched up like a shrimp and looked so weak and frail. Her eyes were tightly shut, with tears hanging on the corners of her eyes, perhaps from the pain. As I walked closer to her bed, she opened her eyes in rm. When she saw it was me, she wanted to sit up in excitement, but because of abdominal pain, she lied back down. Boo hoo, I cant even sit up while talking with Ye Lin ssmate! Being a girl is so inconvenient! I actually wish you werent a girl! So all these years of hatred could be solved with my right hook! Even if I had those thoughts, I tried to speak to her in a gentle tone: Dont move if your stomach hurts, Ill only be here for a bit, just lie down and rest. How fake. Why was I acting like her, saying one thing but meaning something else. There were no seats nearby. I saw there was still plenty of space on her bed, so I picked a spot furthest from her and sat down. Chen YingRan on the bed next to us suddenly flipped in her sleep and started mumbling: Dont be afraid, let your big sister teach you.... Her sleep talk was horrifying. Not sure what kind of perverted dream she was having about little boys. Iforted Xiao Qin for a while. Even though my words had no substance, she listened to each word carefully, as if my words were from the holy bible. After I finished speaking, Xiao Qin suddenly asked: Ye Lin ssmate, can you help me buy a pair of underwear? Who wants to help you buy underwear! Stop trying to take advantage of people! Ive already been shamed buying sanitation napkins for you this morning! If I go buy underwear now, I would never be able to redeem myself! I dont need anything fancy, in is fine. If theres too manyces, it would feel thorny. When she saw my face sink, Xiao Qin hurriedly apologized: Im sorry! I cant believe I put my own feelings before your happiness! If Ye Lin ssmate likesced underwear, feel free to buy them! No matter what, Ill wear it! In order to prevent her from saying anymore outrageous things, I interrupted her. It has nothing to do with the style of underwear. A grown man like me cant go to buy underwear, do you understand? Why do you even need a pair of underwear? Because... my underwear was stained by blood. If I keep on wearing it, it would stain my pants! The reason was sufficient, but I expressed that my hands were tied. But but...Ye Lin ssmate, if you buy me a new pair, Ill let you have the pair Im wearing asmemoration! Are you brain dead? Why the hell would I want a pair of blood stained underwear? I was pissed to the point of being deranged. You dont want it? Xiao Qin made an expression as if she was hurt, But, this is the blood of my first period, its proof of bing a woman. Is it not precious? If you think its precious then you keep it, you can even hang it up on your wall. If anyone asks, you could tell them its the g of japan... I suddenly remembered that the ss leaders underwear was still in my pockets. If Xiao Qin gave another pair to me, wouldnt I have one for each hand? What a perverted thought! Ye Lin ssmate, do you have something in your pocket? Xiao Qin asked me suspiciously. Eh? Ren XiaoQin, I didnt know you could read minds! Were my thoughts that obvious? Can you also see whats in my pocket right now? Seeing that I didnt deny it, Xiao Qin ced one finger on her lips and took a thinking pose. Let me guess... does Ye Lin ssmate want to give me a present? What could it be? (*^__^*) Hehe, maybe Ye Lin ssmate has a connection with me, and maybe you already bought a pair of underwear for me? I unconsciously used my hands to block the pocket with the underwear. But my actions exposed the hidden object. Xiao Qins eys shed, she sat up without warning, and her actions were like a snake chasing prey. Before I could even react, the ss leaders underwear was already in her hands. Her face of surprise turned to joy when she saw the underwear in the stic bag. As expected! Were really connected! You already bought a pair and you were just teasing me! Maybe she was afraid of it being dirty, but she never took it out of the bag. She hugged it in her chest like a kid hugging a Christmas present. Hahaha, its the first present that Ye Lin ssmate gave me! Ill wear it immediately after my period ends! You cant wear that! Thats the ss leaders underwear! What would happen if the ss leader knew that she gave her underwear to someone else! Hey, you misunderstood. That underwear is not for you, give it back! I made a gesture of trying to take it back. Boo hoo ~~~~ you want to take away your first gift? Too ruthless! Youre too ruthless! She desperately held on to the ss leaders underwear, I wont give it, I wont give it, I wont give it back!! She seemed as if she would fight me to the death. Her small face was flushed, with tears rolling down her face falling on the white nket. It probably wasnt entirely because she was hurt, but she probably twisted her abdomen when we were in a scuffle. I had no choice but to let it go. If Xiao Qin wore the ss leaders underwear, then I guess it would count as making the best use of everything. The only problem was will the ss leader find out? Girls probably remember every pair of underwear they wear? But maybe the possibility of buying the same pair is also high? While I was in the middle of my worries, Chen YingRan threw a pillow towards us and fiercely scolded us: So noisy! I was in the middle of my dream and you woke me up! It took me a long time for me to take off his pants! It ended with Xiao Qin apologizing, and me sneaking back to the ssroom. Chapter 84 – Hung Upside Down During the seventh ss, or otherwise known as thest ss of the day, I heard that the school doctor called Xiao Qins mother, and Auntie Ren drove over to pick up her daughter. I abruptly thought that it was normal for Auntie Ren to own a car. But if she had a car, why did Xiao Qin take the subway to school everyday? Why doesnt she just ask her mom to drop her off in the mornings? Is it because Auntie Ren is too busy, or because Xiao Qin wants to bump into me on the way to school? In addition, Auntie Ren probably rushed here from the set, and probably dyed her work. I hope those Hollywood directors wont make things difficult for her. Arent American films imbued with the principal of family first. Now that Auntie Ren is cing her family first, shouldnt you beforted? I looked through the window and saw a bumblebee, which I assume was Auntie Rens car? The car looked warm based on the colors, its probably something Xiao Qin likes. I remember from an article on the newspaper that Auntie Ren was extremely dedicated when working as a martial arts tutor. She would always be the first one to arrive on set and thest to leave. Im guessing Xiao Qin probably holds a big part in Auntie Rens heart, since she would dy work toe pick up her sick daughter. If you had such a doting mother, but grew up with such a terrible personality, then you cant really me anyone but yourself! Xiao Qin did note to ss the next day either. ording to Loud Mouth, she took multiple sick days. Was having a period this scary? Or was it extremely painful because it was her first time? Regardless of how curious I was, I couldnt just ask a female student since I would bebeled as a pervert. I could only lie on my desk pretending to sleep while pricking my ears up to listen to their conversations. When they talked about Xiao Qins absence, they basically only said: How frail, she easily gets sick!. It really didnt clear my doubts or exin anything. Since Xiao Qin didnte to school, the 6 person meal at noon will now only be a 5 person meal. I felt a bit sorry for Xiao Qin. I finally invited her for a meal, but now shes sick and cante. But you cant really me me. There was song called Sui Yuan used in the movie Tai-Chi Master starring Jet Li. Xiao Qin didnt get sick earlier orter, she got sick right when I invited her, which means that we were not meant to be. Looks like the heavens werent on Xiao Qins side. I was gratified, however if one day god decides to help Xiao Qin, I wouldnt just give up. Theres a cool phrase in Tai-Chi Master which said Im in control of my own fate! Even though it was a line said by a bad guy, it still left a strong impression on me. When I just started working out, I would always repeat that line to motivate me to work harder and push past my limits. The third ss was P.E and no one wanted to y basketball with me. When I was doing chin-ups by myself, I saw the ss leader walk towards me with a calm and collected face. Usually there would be a group of dudes near the horizontal bars flexing their muscles, but when they saw meing, they all scattered. Thus the workout bars area became a private discussion ground for me and the ss leader. The ss leader stood next to where I was performing chin-ups. She didnt open her mouth to speak, but slightly raised her head. She had semi closed eyes because of the suns rays. She quietly stared at me while I did 20 or so chin-ups. Maybe its because guys are braggarts, the more girls stare, the more we like to show off. I shifted all my power towards my arms, and increased the speed of my chin-ups. I became faster and faster, and more excited than Ive ever been. I peeked at the ss leaders expression while doing chin-ups. How was that? Arent I strong? Probably much stronger than your weakling brother? Now you should know how scary I am, you should stop bothering me in the future, understand? Regretfully, the ss leaders expression didnt really change. From start to end, it was like she was watching a monkey doing somersaults, she was neither interested nor impressed. I was a bit disappointed, I lost focus for one second, and I sprained the muscles in my right wrist. I tightly clenched my teeth so I didnt disy any expressions of pain. Although I couldnt do any more chin-ups because of my injured wrist, I felt like it would have spoiled the fun if I just jumped down. So I raise my legs, did a 180 turn using my legs to hold the bar, and I hung there like a bat. Coincidentally, her eyes were at the same level of mines. I guess it could count as a meaningful meeting. It seems like that ss leader didnt like the position of our eyes. She slighted turned her face to shift her gaze. So you werent hurt. Eh? The ss leader saw me sprain my wrist? What does she mean by Im not hurt? Is she mocking me? Hurt? Im obviously not hurt! Why would I be hurt? Ive concluded, from numerous fights, that the secret is to keep cool. Basically you cannot expose your weakness in front of your enemies. I stared into the ss leaders ink ck pupils. The more she escaped, the more I stared. I wanted to keep staring at her until she was afraid of looking at me. But she got annoyed and started staring back at me. In the end, it was me who shifted my gaze. I identally lost a round in the fight of the Justice Devil VS Metal-blooded Lone Wolf. I must struggle harder in the future. Didnt you say that you were going to hack people? The ss leaders following phrase was indifferent, as if she was discussing the weather, In the end you didnt even get hurt. Your opponents are so weak! Eh? You still remember the random BS I told you on Saturday!? You stared at me while I was doing chin-ups just to check for injuries? Why are you inspecting me! Even if I was beaten to near death, that has nothing to do with you! Oh, you were asking about my opponents... I grinned, You cant really call them weak, steel bars and bricks are fun to use, but a boss like me doesnt have to fight. I just have to stand back and yell hack those mofos and a bunch of underlings would do the work for me. In the end I was victorious. My opponents were hospitalized, and now that area belongs to us! After my boasting session, expressions of disgust and doubt started to surface on the ss leaders face. She walked a quarter of a circle around me while keeping her distance as if she was inspecting a hanging corpse. Finally she walked to my side and held onto the bar while gazing into the distance. Since you expanded your territory, you now have money to treat people to meals? I didnt mishear, her tone was filled with hatred. She probably heard from Loud Mouth that I was going to treat them to a meal. But because of what I told her on Saturday, her first impression is that my money came from protection fees. What, youre not going? I wanted to diverge the topic of discussion, Shouldnt we spend the money we have? Do you think it would just multiply by keeping it? Im not going. Although her voice was quite, it was resolute, Use the money on treatment for your underlings, after all they fought for you. Eh? Why did you start caring for my non-existent underlings? Wasnt your dream to bing a criminal police officer? Why are you acting like a mob wife! We were already missing Xiao Qin, if the ss leader doesnte, it would be even more disappointing. Thus I told the leader that I was just joking and we werent able to fight on Sunday since the ce got flooded. Then I told her that I was treating them to a meal as thanks for taking care of Xiao Qin. To show my sincerity, I wont use my allowance or protection fees, all the money came from Cao JingShen and my job. The ss leader became slightly less tense, but still remained skeptical. The school prohibits middle school students from working! Where did you guys find jobs? I say, did you forget that Cao JingShens dad was a director? He wascking in manpower, so we helped him move equipment and buy food. Luckily the ss leader didnt know Director Caos job was filming adult films. Otherwise she would probably die from anger imagining two middle schoolers helping moving adult film equipment and passing lunchboxes to sweaty actors. After the ss leader heard that I was sincerely treating them with my hard earned money, she hesitated slightly, but finally agreed to meet up. I would say half the reason was because she didnt trust me being alone with Loud Mouth and Little Smart. Stop hanging up there, its dangerous. The ss leader said inadvertently as she left. Why would Ie down just because you told me to! How embarrassing would it be if I listened to you! I ignored her and hung on the bars for half the ss. I only hopped down when all the blood rush to my head and my ears were swollen. Hmph, Ive seen through her ns. Shu Sha wants to control me and turn me into a model student. She wants me to be one of her loyal dogs... but I wont fall for it! Raising someone needs money, raising dogs need meat, but no one can raise wolves! Which anime was that line from? I cant really remember... but it doesnt matter, as long as I get my meaning across. Chapter 85 – An Inevitable Clash The McDonalds closest to our school was next to the subway station. Even though the food stall street was nearer, McDonalds was still often frequented by students. Its difficult to find a spot at noon, so I told Eunuch Cao and Loud Mouth to line up first. I went to the second floor to check if there were any avable tables. I actually found one. There were three male students wearing our schools uniform (very familiar, they might be first years) sitting next to twobined tables. Food was scattered across the table with a serving ofrge fries ced at the center. The three of them were eating fries with ketchup while chatting and bragging amongst themselves. One of them said: Who do you guys think is stronger, Vincent Zhao or Donnie Yen? Another ones expression was condescending, Cheh, they obviously use body doubles, its all special effects! Jackie Chan is still the strongest! The third one had a mouth covered with ketchup and unsatisfyingly said, Strong my ass! My dad is the captain of the local enforcement officers, hes stronger than all of them! I wanted tough after I heard what they said, but I didnt interrupt. I walked silently, about three steps away from their table, signifying that I was lined up to use the table after they were done. The youngster who imed that his father was a captain was the first one to spot me. In an instant, his face turned into the color of pig liver. He hurried spoke a few words to his friends, then the other two also realized that I was standing near them. Their faces instantly changed colors and they stood up simultaneously in an unnatural way. Then they paid their respects to me, their senior, and timidly walked down the stairs leaving behind their fries. The ss leader who was coincidentally walking up the stairs, saw them giving their seats to me. She looked at the expressions on our juniors faces and saw the left behind fries, then her face suddenly became gloomy. Is violence your solution to every problem? Were all students from the same school, couldnt you have waited until they were done eating? I was speechless. The ss leader probably came upstairs because she didnt feel at ease. She probably came to monitor me because she thought I would use violence to steal a seat. She really has no trust in me! Since she has no trust in me, then theres not much I can say. A worker came at just the right time to clean the tables. I checked out the seats, there were two chairs where Eunuch Cao and I could sit. On the opposite side were sofas which should be able to seat three girls. I know that Loud Mouth was a bit fat, but Little Smart was pretty skinny, so add them together and they average out to two normal sizes. I quickly said ss leader, you stay here to keep our seats, then I went downstairs to help carry the food. The ss leader unwillingly sat on the sofa, because she thought that I took the seat by force. She revealed an embarrassed expression because she probably believed that the people around us were criticizing us silently. When they were lining up downstairs, Eunuch Cao definitely bbed his mouth and said something to upset Loud Mouth and Little Smart. Currently, he was holding an enormous tray of food and walking up the stairs dejectedly while being detained by the two girls. When he saw meing down, Eunuch Cao spoke as if he saw his savior: Master, save me! I only said one line and they started hitting me, theyre even making me carry all of the food! Loud Mouth urged from behind: Stop wasting time, hurry up! There are still two more trays! I didnt really sympathize with him since the reason I told him toe was to make him go through some hard times. Otherwise, what would happen if he only tasted sweet nectar from all that money he was raking in from the photos! There was also another reason I couldnt help him carry the tray: I sprained my wrist when I was on the horizontal bars, although I could carry the tray, there was still some residual pain. After Eunuch Cao made three trips, he sat beside me with his tongue out like a dog, trying to catch his breath. What terrible physical strength, no wonder even younger students try to mug him. After seeing how Loud Mouth and I messed with Cao JingShen, the ss leader felt apologetic. After all, he was one of the hosts. (Actually, he was paying for all of it, the ss leader doesnt know) Arent .... you guys going a bit overboard? Even though I know he probably said something disgusting, but were all ssmates, how can you guys make him carry everything? Loud Mouth snorted: ss leader, you didnt hear what he said! It was so disgusting that Im not going to repeat it! Little Smart expressed that Cao JingShen should be castrated and buried alive. When Little Smart went into details of how it would happen, it was too feasible and easy to understand, it scared Cao JingShen enough that the hairs stood up from his neck. Iughed quietly: ss leader, you might be speaking up for Cao JingShen now, but once you find nude PS photos of yourself, youll probably be so mad and castrate him yourself with your gun. Overall, I would say that this meal was pretty enjoyable. As Loud Mouth had said before, since Cao JingShen couldnt control his mouth, she ate as much as she could to make him bleed. But she underestimated the size of Cao JingShens wallet. His family was originally well off and he also made a lot of money recently selling photos. The cost of buying a meal was nothing for him. Cao JingShen sat beside me, afraid of acting rashly. Sometimes the girls would say something that he could take advantage of and turn it into a vile joke, but he held it in. His painful expression was like taking medicine, but he could onlyugh and make sure the girls eat until they were full. Loud Mouth ate until she belched and she couldnt eat anymore. She patted her stomach but still red at Cao JingShen as if she could start strangling him anytime. Byparison, both Little Smart and the ss leader ate very less. Especially Little Smart, who didnt even finish one hamburger. She was as skinny as a bean sprout. It couldnt be helped if people thought she had a serious illness. Then this ill patient threatened me to not be a third wheel between captain Guo SongTao and Shen ShaoYi. Loud Mouthughed out loud before I even thought of what to say. Stop joking around! Ye Lin wouldnt waste time acting gay with the basketball team! Didnt I tell you? He has a huge target! Maybe in the future... She said as she nced towards the ss leader. I coughed loudly to remind her to not reveal anything, then she finally swallowed her words. When we were walking back from McDonalds, five of us walked together along the road. The suns rays were intense and I felt the top of my head heating up. Loud Mouth said she was full and she got her moneys worth. She also talked about how she should take notice of other peoples secrets. The ss leader didnt know what she was talking about and told her to speak out instead of acting secretively. Because she couldnt stand the ss leaders questions, Loud Mouth lied and said: When she and Little Smart sent Xiao Qin to the station, she told them something embarrassing about me as a kid, and I only treated them to a meal for them to keep the secret. The ss leader made a realization, nced at me, and happily said: Something embarrassing from your youth? I dont even need to ask, its probably wetting the bed! Maybe when you went to Xiao Qins house, you drew maps on their bed! (TN: map = stains on bed sheets) Loud Mouth and Little Smart started giggling. Cao JingShen also wanted tough, but he didnt dare. Humph, you guys canugh all you want. The events that I wanted to hide is a hundred times more embarrassing! If you guys knew I was kicked into a river, pushed into the mud, or shoved into a pile of snow by Xiao Qin, you probably wouldntugh anymore. The most ruthless time was after she finished watching a TV adaptation of Investiture of the Gods. She was interested in the hot pir punishment used in the show by Daji and she wanted me to touch a stove that was heated until it was bright red. Luckily Auntie Ren came by and asked if we wanted to eat Tang HuLu, so I was able to escape. Also, Xiao Qin took both shares to eat, I asked her for some, and I cant believe she said: If you touch the stove, Ill give you a piece. God damn, you think Im an idiot that would touch a hot stove for one piece?! Your heart is even cker than Daji! I recollected about events that I couldnt stand again. Maybe its a good thing, this way I feel better that Xiao Qin wasnt at this meal today. I suddenly felt a malicious reing from behind. I stopped and turned around, it turns out there were four hoodlums following us. The one in front was wearing a peaked cap nted, with scars all over his face. His mom must hurt when she looks at him. This guy... wasnt he the one from under the bridge when I saved Shu Zhe? The peaked cap that I punished with my wnmower technique? Did you still not learn your lesson and came to get revenge? But you guys only have four people this time! Where did your muscr boss go? I sneered in my heart, but after calming down, I realized some of my disadvantages. Number one: The ss leader and others were with me, so they could be targeted. Number two: I sprained my right wrist on the bars earlier, so I could only use my left fist. But no matter how dangerous, as long as I had 1% of sess, I would never back down. I told the ss leader and others to hurry back to school. I had a couple of friends behind us that wanted to have a little chat. The ss leader wasnt a fool, she could tell that they werent good people. What are you going to do? Theres four of them! Lets go back to school! Theres a lot of people here, they wont make a move! Four people? So what if there are four people? I grinned evilly, Last time when you went to look for your brother under the bridge, didnt you see me defeat multiple people? These four were among those that were defeated! The ss leader stared nkly, How did you know I was looking for my brother? Shoot, identally misspoke, but its fine. The most important thing is letting the ss leader and others getting away, so I can fight all out with these four hoodlums. Even if I only had one hand, I would still beat the crap out of them so they wouldnt keep looking for trouble. Next time they hear my name, they would run far away! Chapter 86 – Prelude to the Figh t Loud Mouth couldnt take it anymore after she heard someone was picking a fight with me. Which one of you dares to mess with my friends? It wasnt easy to get someone to treat me, (she burped after she finished this line) just when Im feeling good, someone gets in my way! If I dont teach this bastard a lesson, no one would treat me to a meal in the future! Every sentence she said involved food. She rolled up her sleeves, prepared to take action. I realized ages ago that Loud Mouth had skill hidden within her, with outstanding strength. Leaving aside her grip strength thatsparable to prehistoric lobsters, when she punches, normal hoodlums would definitely fall. If she starts practicing judo right now, maybe winning Olympic gold one day might not be just a fairy tale. Byparison, my terrible disciple, Eunuch Cao, did not have any intention of showing loyalty to our n. The first thing he did was hide behind the girls, afraid the hoodlums would memorize his face. Little Smart didnt want her best friend to get injured, so she held her back. The ss leader was also in front of Loud Mouth trying to persuade her not to go. Stop holding me! Im gonna beat the shit out of them! Ye Lin, lets go together! Loud Mouths voice was like a clock tower. Her entire body turned red because of her anger, like the witch from Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio. The hoodlums opposite us rarely saw such a spectacle. They were intimidated by Loud Mouths screams. I was grateful that Loud Mouth wanted to fight alongside me. With her strength, two of the hoodlums would be knocked out pretty quickly. But, regardless of how grateful I am, I cant let a girl help me with a fight. I told Little Smart to not hold her hand, but to hug her waist. Why are you hugging my waist! Oy, dont use force! The foods gonnae out! I jokingly said to Loud Mouth: Geng YuHong ssmate, its bad if you get into a fight right after eating so much! Loud Mouth lowered her head and pondered a bit, she felt that my words were reasonable. Also, we came out of school together to eat. Among us, only Shu Sha is amittee member. If someone got injured in the fight, she might be held ountable... Loud Mouth gasped in shock, looks like she didnt think of that. I from before wouldnt overthink. I would be like martial artists from the Warring States, just pull out a sword without a word, how cool is that! I was a bit ashamed for being so overly sensitive now. Master is correct. Eunuch Cao added, Normal students like us should immediately retreat. If we got injured, we would just be giving the ss leader trouble.... I fiercely stared at Eunuch Cao. Couldnt you have just kept that in your heart? You even tried to make escaping sound dignified. How shameless, you might as well just join the CPPCC (Chinese Peoples Political Consultative Conference). The ss leader wasnt happy with everyone pushing their reason for escape on her. Ye Lin, as ss leader, I have the responsibility of guaranteeing the safety of all students, including you! I scoffed to express disdain. What does that have to do with me! Im already treated as an outsider by the school! No one will hold you ountable even if I get injured! Even if no one holds me ountable, you are still a member of our ss! Thats enough! I have nothing to do with the ss! I dont even remember the names of my ssmates! You can remember itter! Lets leave together for now! She said as she came to hold my arm. I was a bit slow in reacting and she grabbed my right wrist. Damn! That hurts! Do you know that I injured my wrist! Originally I could still kind of make use of it, now that you grabbed it, dont even mention a weapon, it hurts when you just touch it! Its a huge weakness! I reflexively shook off the ss leaders hand. My actions were wild and my expression was sinister. It surprised the ss leader and she took a step back. Dont worry about me! You guys would only hold me back if you stay! Leave! I spoke ruthlessly, If you dont leave, Ill .... hit you! I raised my left fist in a threatening pose. The ss leader didnt budge, instead, she straightened her back letting me hit her. Because I shook her off earlier, she was breathing rapidly like she was wronged. I dissipated my anger and lowered my fists. In short, hurry and go back to school! Those hoodlums had five people before, I only see four right now, thest one is their head and Im not sure where hes hidden... Even if Loud Mouth looked like a female bandit, shes still no match for their boss. I remembered their boss had a simr body to mines, with great muscles. If he didnt get careless after pulling out a knife, our fight would havested longer. After hearing there was another opponent, Eunuch Cao panicked and started constantly darting his eyes from side to side. Thats right, lets go! Lets leave this ce to Leader Ye! My masters martial arts is the best in the world, there are no problems here! After Eunuch Cao saw that no one moved, he wanted to continue to speak, but a fierce stare from Loud Mouth shut him up. The underlings of the peaked cap guy were getting impatient and wanted toe over, but he stopped them. Regardless of which direction I faced, I could feel his venomous gaze. Peaked Cap guy first pointed to himself, then to me, then he tapped his left wrist. He probably meant that we should stop wasting time and finish our business. The ss leader also witnessed the peaked cap guys actions, I dont know why but she suddenly sighed and asked: How did you be enemies with them? Why are you so annoying? Didnt I tell you before? Its because they looked at me wrong when I was walking.... The ss leader interrupted me halfway. It was to save someone, right? The night I met you under the bridge, did you save my brother? Even though it was an interrogative question, from her eyes, I could tell she had already reached a conclusion. It was a coincidence! I didnt know he was your brother! Didnt you find out afterward? Why didnt you tell me, but continued to let me misunderstand? The opponent was right in front of us, why are you asking all these questions? Ill tell you if I feel like it! I wont tell you when I dont want to tell you! Am I asking for credit because I saved your brother? Even if I told you, how would you repay me? After she heard me ask about repayment, she blushed, bit her lips and went silent. After a while, she whispered: Then Ill leave it to you, but you better win. Eh? Arent you the representative of the good students! Why are you encouraging ssmates to fight! Is it because these guys bullied your brother, so you lost all sympathy for them? Wake up ss leader, your brother isnt a good person either! Also dont get hurt. After she spoke, she grabbed Loud Mouth with her left hand, Little Smart with her right, and pulled them towards the school. Eunuch Cao followed behind them like a stray dog. Loud Mouth listened to our entire conversation and she lost interest in fighting. Ye Lin, dont lose! After she was dragged for a while she shouted. If youe back uninjured, the ss leader will give you a reward! As if the ss leader pulled her ears, she made a piercing cry. Afterward, she said something to the ss leader while giggling and made her blush. After they walked quite a distance away, one worry was removed from my heart. Peaked cap waved his hands, the four of them rushed forwards and surrounded me. I chuckled and asked: Should we fight here, or find a ce with no disruptions? After I spoke I walked towards the station in a carefree manner. The one blocking me was the mouse guy, the weakest of the bunch. Last time he took many beatings from me, and this time when he saw meing towards him, he jumped out of the way with a yelp, opening a path. I ignored him and continued walking towards exit D. The subway station at Dongshan Lake only has four exits, but only A, B, and C were in use. Im not sure if it was a financial reason, but they stopped work on exit D halfway. You can enter through exit D, but after making a few turns you would hit a dead end. Very few peoplee this way. Even if we fought inside, no one would find out. Peaked cap guy clearly understood my intentions. He took his three underlings and followed behind me and walked down the stairs into exit D. Since I was outnumbered, if I lost, I wouldnt even be able to call for help. I obviously understood that fact. But if we fought in the streets, I would be too embarrassed to use Berserker mode. Iughed while descending the stairs. Inside an enclosed space, theugh was more sinister than usual. Other than peaked cap guy, all three of them started to tremble. I was only paying attention to the four behind me and didnt anticipate someone rushing at me from the front. I thought it was their boss lying in wait for me in front of exit D. We havent seen for a few days, and their strategy has increased drastically! Did they learn it by ying the three kingdoms game? Will it be like ZhuGe Liang yelling Now!, then they would take me down and beat me until Im unrecognizable? In the end, it was a false rm. The one rushing towards me was a beggar under the nearby bridge. He was taking off his luxury suit, and disguising himself as a pitiful disabled person. After he knew we were going to fight, he hopped out in one leg. Peaked cap guy told mouse guy to guard the exits and prevent people from entering. Mouse guy was happy with his assignment and happily left. One versus three, much easier than one versus five from thest fight. But this time I havent done any warmups, and I cant use my right hand. The peaked cap guy and the other two underlings also pulled out stic batons hidden in their waist. It seems like they brought weapons. No wonder they were fearless. I remained unyielding. I ced my right hand in my pockets and cracked the joints in my left hand. Come, whoevers not afraid to die, just one hand is enough to deal with you guys Chapter 87 – Professional Hit Man We were just about to start the fight when the mouse guy came running down the stairs in a panic. While running he was yelling: Ghost! Theres a ghost! Peaked cap guy was so upset his head was almost blown through the roof. Why the fuck would there be ghosts in the middle of the day! If youre going to get in the way, next time... He stopped his sentence midway because along with a set of heavy footsteps, a two meter tall, ck and muscr man appeared in our sights. The visibility in the room decreased by a half due to the man blocking the sunlight entering from the entrance. It was Peng TouSi. The ck suit and tie made him seem professional, like the secret service. However, due to the frightening scar on his face, he seemed more like a professional hit man. What was odder was that there was a petite and delicate girl perched on top of the shoulders of this professional hit man. Ai Mi had her usual double ponytails with a beautiful western dress. She doesnt know what it means to keep a low profile. Since this underground room was extremely dirty and messy, with discarded fruit peels and broken beer bottles, Peng TouSi probably ced Ai Mi on his shoulder so she didnt have to walk. One of Peng TouSisrge hands was ced on Ai Mis kneecaps to help her keep bnce, and the other was holding a leash with a dog that was sniffing around everywhere. It was Obama, the sled dog. Although he had a strong and vigorous body with a beautiful coat of fur, his face was as dumb as always and he only ate or slept. The professional hit man who suddenly entered the scene. On his left was a beautiful girl, and on his right was a dog. The hoodlums couldnt even fathom the situation. Though, I could get a general grasp. In order to escape from Peng TouSis supervision and try to eat some junk food, it probably wasnt the first time that Ai Mi tried to run away to a fast food store. Although there were quite a few McDonalds near Qingzi Academy, they were all under Peng TouSis supervision. If Ai Mi gets within ten meters of any fast food store there, Peng TouSis central rm would be triggered. At that time, at least three bodyguards would appear and forcibly take Ai Mi away, leaving behind a befuddled cashier. After failing multiple times, Ai Mi set her sights on fast food stores that were further away, like the McDonalds near our school. This is where thezy and gluttonous sled dog, Obama,es into y. Obama had no skills other than being exceptionally good at finding his owner. Every time when they lose track of Ai Mi, Peng TouSi would bring out Obama. He would make a hand gesture and Obama would frantically find Ai Mi, then it would wag its tail waiting for food. Many times when Ai Mi just sat down, had one sip of coke and ate a piece of popcorn chicken, Peng TouSi woulde with the dog and confiscate all of her food. Peng TouSi grew up in the slums, so he didnt want to waste food. That means all the fried chicken, grilled skewers, and other fast foods went into Obamas stomach. These few days, in front of fast food stores near DongShan Lake, people often see a blonde haired girl with blue eyes and ponytails choking a sled dog while screaming: Spit it out! You traitor! Thats my food! After hearing that the girl was an American, the surrounding people would start gossipping. They thought that Americans were not as wealthy as they were portrayed on television, otherwise, why would she fight a dog for some food? Im guessing thats what happened today? Ai Mi was secretly at the McDonalds and she was probably caught by Obama and Peng TouSi before she could eat anything. Since she was pouting with crossed arms, I knew she didnt get her goals and was waiting to be escorted home. The atmosphere in the room was extremely strange, the four hoodlums looked at each other, but no one said a word. They were all afraid of provoking the professional hitman, then he might pull out his MP5 and spray them full of holes. Peng TouSi gave me a slight smile, I felt ufortable from head to toe and did not respond. Finally, it was Ai Mi who pinched her nose and shouted out: Whats that smell! It stinks! This underground room did indeed have a mildew smell, maybe the apple core in the corner was also a bit rotten. But, for me, the smell wasnt hard to endure... Ai Mi sure had a delicate nose! Since Ai Mi was seated on top of Peng TouSis shoulders, I had to lift my head to speak to her. America smells great, why dont you go back there! No one told you toe here! The faces of the four hoodlums turned pale when they saw me speak so rudely since they didnt my rtionship with this professional hit man. Damn manservant, dont talk to your master like that! After she reprimanded me, Ai Mi stuck out her tiny hands and pointed, Peng TouSi, go beat up those bastards who are opposing my manservant! The hoodlums faces immediately turned pale again, now they knew that the professional hit man was mypanion. The mouse guy was trembling as if he had epilepsy, he might as well just kneeled on the ground and begged for mercy. Peng TouSi did not make any motions. He just slowly took one step forward, his massive body bringing an immense amount of pressure. Never mind the hoodlums, even I felt a bit nervous. Whenpared to Peng TouSis body, I was more scared of his eyes. His eyes were as big as a bulls, but he had much more sclera, with tiny pupils. It didnt contain any anger, but only tranquility like that of the deep sea. Lin, looking at the situation, these people probably have some animosity towards you? Just now, when Ai Mi spoke Chinese, the hoodlums were bbergasted. Now, when they see this hitman also fluently speak Chinese, they were scared for some reason. I didnt like how Peng TouSi called me with half my name, thus I didnt use his entire name either: Yeah, Old Peng, they do have a bit of history with me. Im dealing with it. Peng TouSi shook his head with an expression of dissatisfaction. Lin, in America, no one likes being called Old. If you want to call me by a nickname, you can call me Peng Peng. Peng Peng my ass! You look even more like a murderer than me, why are you trying to have a name that sounds so cute! Also, thats probably not even your nickname, but your code name amongst your gay circle! I didnt have a choice, so I used his entire name to address him. Peng TouSi, Ill take care of it, you dont need to interfere. Peng TouSi did not say anything, it was Ai Mi who got upset first. I told you to beat them to death! They dared to aim their weapons at my manservant, which in effect means, theyre going against me! I dont want a single one of them left alive! Ai Mi started having a fit while knocking Peng TouSis head with her fist. Obviously, it probably felt like a mosquito bite for him. However, after the hoodlums realized their fates were in the hands of the western doll, they felt like their future has be even more unpredictable. Other than the peaked cap guy, the other two silently put away their weapons and started to slowly retreat into a corner, hoping that Peng TouSi would let them go. Only the peaked cap guy stood firmly, five steps in front of me. He stared at me fiercely as if he would make a move any second. But he knew that if he made a move, the oue would bepletely unpredictable, so his hair was dripping with cold sweat. Serves you right, who told you to leave such long hair. Peng TouSi took another step forward and the peaked cap guy was forced back a step by his pressure. Young man, do you have a lot of animosity towards Ye Lin? Looking at the peaked cap guys expression, it was as if he wanted to say What does it have to do with you?. But under Peng TouSis imposing manner, he could only answer truthfully. Yeah! He hit us! Hes the one who gave me the wound thats on my face! Peng TouSi inspected his would carefully, then after a while he said: These injuries arent that serious, it wont even leave a scar.... At this point he stopped intentionally, bringing the peaked cap guys attention towards his six inch scar from a knife wound that was under his eyes. Why not settle things peacefully, instead of taking revenge and leaving behind an evesting scar? When Ai Mi heard Peng TouSi wanted to settle things peacefully, she grabbed onto his giant ears with both her hands, itching to rip them off. I forbid it, I forbid it, I forbid it! I want them to die! People who go against me must die! Hurry up and twist off their heads! Hurry! After hearing his masters screams, Obama didnt want to be left out and started barking furiously at the peaked cap guy. The peaked cap guy couldnt hold it in anymore and said in rebuttal: You brat, what rtionship do you have with Ye Lin? Youre even willing to kill someone for him? Ai Mi ignored peaked cap guy, but instead whispered to Peng TouSi: Tell him that Ye Lin is my manservant, my private assets. In America, you cant infringe upon the assets of another. When you guys attacked Ye Lin, that means you wanted to depreciate my assets, thus you are guilty! Peng TouSi repeated what she said to peaked cap guy. Peaked cap guys face darkened and asked: Why did you not just say it to me, instead of telling your bodyguard to say it? Looks like they even figured out that Peng TouSi was Ai Mis bodyguard. Ai Mi still ignored the peaked cap guy and whispered to Peng TouSi: Tell him, its because hes too lowly and undeserving of my words! Peng TouSi dutifully repeated the line. But he also added on another line of his own: Actually Miss Ai Mi isnt that cruel, as long as you dont provoke her, you still have a way out. Bodyguard, are you telling us to just let it go? Peng TouSi shook his head, We cant leave the problem for tomorrow, you have a score to settle with Ye Lin, so the problem should be solved today. How? Are you going to let us beat up Ye Lin? I sneered, I thought that even without Peng TouSis help, as long as I used Berserker mode, I could still do well. Peng TouSi said: You youngsters, and also the American mobs, its always about keeping face. Ill think of a solution that lets all of you keep your reputation, okay? Peaked cap guy asked: How?? Peng TouSi replied: Ill pay the medical fees for the injuries that Ye Lin caused. (Ai Mi started forcefully pulling on his ears when she heard) Peaked cap guy shook his head: I dont need your money, our boss has money and he already paid for us. We just want to give Ye Lin a beating! I interrupted and said: Wheres your boss? Why dont I see him? Peaked cap guy didnt want to respond, but Peng TouSi asked the same question. Our... Our boss says he wants to quit. Chapter 88 – Subdue The Enemy Without Fighting He wants to quit? I was excited when I heard that, Why cant he figure it out? Isnt being a hoodlum a job with great prospects? Peaked cap guys nce pierced me like daggers and he said: Its all because of you! The fight under the bridge made the boss lose all his confidence, so he says hes going to abandon the life of crime! Abandoning that life is good... I started to slowly pace back and forth as if I was a martial arts master. Do you guys think you could be the mafia just because you were hoodlums? Stop dreaming! If you guys break thew, youll eventually end up in prison, picking up soap! It would be toote to regret it when your chrysanthemum turns into a sunflower! Peng TouSi was opposed to what I said: Lin, the flexibility of a sphincter is actually really impressive... Shut up! Im trying to educate Chinese youth, stop introducing your homo experiences from America! Peaked cap guy became visibly more scared after he heard Peng TouSi was gay. He was the one with the most backbone in his group, just moments before he would have rather died than be disrespected. But after finding out that his chrysanthemum was in danger, he became bewildered. You, dont touch me! If youe closer, Ill... bite off my tongue! Peaked cap guy held up his baton to guard himself against Peng TouSi, but deep down he knew that it was futile. How funny! Clearly, youre a scoundrel and a criminal, yet you spoke like a pure an innocent girl from those TV dramas. Werent you acting high and mighty when you were picking on Shu Zhe and Xiao Hua? Where did that mighty manner go? I probably wont tell him that Peng TouSi was a 0 and let him continue to misunderstand. Peng TouSi suddenly started tough. It was manly and candid, not at all creepy. Youngster, it seems like you have a bit of prejudice against me! Actually, I dont care about your chrysanthemum, but rather than me, you should be more wary of Ye Lin! Peng TouSi said before that within the gaymunity, only 0s were a bit pure and many 0.5 or 1 were bisexual. So what he probably meant was that instead of him, whos a 0, I would be more of a threat as a straight man to the peaked cap guy. But peaked cap guypletely misunderstood. What! Ye Lin is gay too!? The gaze that he used to look at mepletely changed. What used to be half fear and half hatred, was now full of fear. He also used his baton to guard against me. So you were a damn homo! Donte over here! Dont touch me! The other two underlings said while sobbing: No wonder our investigation said Ye Lin wasnt interested in girls and he spent most of his time with the basketball team! This is bad! Last time he touched us, do you think we got AIDS?! I was seething with anger. I rushed forward and wanted to throw peaked cap guy against the wall to vent my anger. Peaked cap guy retreated as if his life depended on it and he almost tripped on mouse guy who was on the ground. He wasnt even holding his baton properly, and it fell to the ground. He calmed his state of mind and unwillingly held up one of his hands in a stop manner. Ye, I never knew you were a part of that group, it looks like theres no way to settle our score! I was puzzled: What do you mean theres no way? I dont need any help and Ill take all of you at once, cant we just finish it all at once? God damn, youre a homo, I cant get into contact with you! Peaked cap guy and my anger were equally matched, If we made you bleed, we would have to go to the hospital to check if we got AIDS! Can you stop talking about AIDS? Its not like I burst your chrysanthemum, even if I had AIDS you wouldnt contract it. Damn, so you were thinking about my chrysanthemum! Why do you not listen to others, I was only giving you an example... Stop lying! Tell me the truth, what did you do to our boss! The boss said he felt a lot of pressure and wants to quit, did you do something unspeakable to him! Screw you! I already said I wasnt gay! Your boss mental state has nothing to do me and he could suck my ass. So it has something to do with ass?! Peaked cap guy was astonished. Boss, Im sorry that you had to suffer! Weve done this business for years, I cant believe we came to an end when you were taken advantage of by a homo... He had a mournful face and waved to his underlings. Lets go, we cant bother them, but we could leave! The first thing we need to do when we get back is take the boss to the hospital for an inspection. After hearing they wanted to leave, Peng TouSi shifted out of the way with no intention of stopping them. Ai Mi was dissatisfied because Peng TouSi didnt follow her orders to kill, so she told Obama to bite them. (Obama just barked at them, but didnt actually go) Eventually, she took off one of her shoes and threw it towards peaked cap guys head, but it didnt hit. Mouse guy was being carried by two people walking in front. Peaked cap guy was in charge of the back, preventing me or Peng TouSi from rushing them and ravaging their chrysanthemums. Ye, dont get toocent! He warned me as he left, If any one of us is tested positive for AIDS, well fight to the death! That means if no one had AIDS, you would stop bothering me? It looks like it was a good thing that Peng TouSi intentionally misspoke and let them misunderstand. I wasnt afraid of them getting revenge, but it would beplicated if they hurt the ones close to me. Now that they think that I have AIDS, they dont even want to get near me. My only concern: They better not spread a rumor that I was gay! It was toote to have regrets, they were all gone within minutes. Even if I gave them a beating, I doubt it would change their minds. At this moment, Ai Mi took off her remaining boot and threw it on the ground. The boots are dirty, I dont want it anymore! Peng TouSi bring me to the nearby mall to buy a new pair! After removing her boots, only ck and white woolen socks remained on her feet. When she put her feet together, the socks formed a smiling panda face. It was childish, but a bit cute. Oh thats right, manservant, apany your master to buy a new pair of shoes! If you have good performance, Ill buy you a new pair of sports shoes! Ai Mi must have noticed that my current pair of sports shoes was already worn out. Butpared to a pair of luxury shoes, I would rather have a pair that Im used to. Whether its used for sports or for fighting. Besides, lunch break was almost over, so I tactfully declined. Ai Mi was not happy. She pulled on Peng TouSis ears as if it was a steering wheel andmanded him to go above ground. Fine, dont go! I wasnt nning on buying anything for you anyways, I wasnt just lying! Hmph, Peng TouSi lets go! Lets buy a golden suit of clothes for Obama! But... if you change your mind and beg me, I might buy you a suit too... Screw that! Who wants to wear matching couples clothes with a dog! Also, where would you even find a mall that sells gold clothes for dogs? Are you going to custom order a suit? Theres a limit to squandering money! If you keep unting your money, youll eventually be kidnapped for ransom! When I returned to the front of the school, I met the ss leader who was walking towards the school gate. She was walking in a hurry with her head down and she didnt notice me who was right in front of her. Hey, ss is almost starting, where you headed in such a hurry? I asked. The ss leader saw me and was slightly shocked, but she came to a stop. Not- nothing, I just remembered, I could do it some other time. Then after finishing her sentence, she turned around awkwardly and we walked side by side back to the school building. But she still kept at least 50 cm of distance between us as if that satisfies the 100 rules of forbidden conduct between males and females. I thought the ss leader would ask about the fight, whether I took care of the people who bullied her brother, but she didnt say a word. Other than looking me over for injuries, her face also disyed signs of self-me and regret. How strange, if you have something to say, just say it! Are you afraid I would ask for a reward? Chapter 89 – Telephone Battle I decided to give Xiao Qin a call when I get home tonight. It wasnt because I missed her after not seeing each other for a day. But rather, it was very likely that she would call me if I didnt call her. If my old man picked up the phone and she said something she shouldnt have, that would be troublesome. The HHH Enthusiasts Club, that my dad participated inst time, seemed to have set up an illegal server. They would upload copious amounts of porn movies and H games for members to download. If this was the case, then they would be no different than a porn site. They would eventually get caught by the public security bureau, and everyone from the leader to the members would have to wear ice cold cuffs. The only difference was that their association was non-profit. The server fees were all paid from the pockets of Director Cao and the elusive leader. They also didnt likerge groups, so they were really strict with new applicant inspections. As a side note, Director Cao is the groups organizational head. My dad is a seniormentator, he specializes in writing articles on adult films with meaningful content and artistic spirit. After eating dinner, my dad locked himself inside his room. He would answer customer inquiries on TaoBao (TN: TaoBao is Chinese ebay/Amazon) while loudly listening to a short film made by a friend. Based on his words, he has to carefully analyze and evaluate the sufficiency and deficiency of domestic adult films. I angrily told my dad to lower the volume. After all, its definitely a bad influence for youth. Old man, are you trying to defy the natural order!? Your son can hear the sound of the adult film! Its all your fault if I sexually assault a female ssmate! The old man tactfully lowered the volume. I walked to the phone in the living room and called Xiao Qins home number. Is it a psychological effect? Why does it feel like I can still hear lewd sounds from the study room? It should be fine, right? No one has such a sensitive hearing through the phone, right? The phone rang five or six times before someone answered. It was an unenergetic female with a hoarse voice. Hello? I panicked and suddenly realized, when I called Xiao Qinst time, she answered right away. But since shes not feeling well today, the one who answered the phone could be Auntie Ren! The person who answered only responded with a quiet hello, its indeed difficult to determine if its the mother or daughter! What should I do? What should I do? What should I do? Im suddenly speaking with Auntie Ren! I havent even prepared myself! Should I just hang up without saying anything? But that would be too cowardly! Also, it was your daughter that keeps getting entangled with me! Shes bullied me for years as the Little Tyrant, now she wants to destroy my life in a different method. Why am I so restless when Im the victim? After aplicated mental quarrel, I decided to face Auntie Ren. In any case, since I listened in on their conversation, I deduced that she already knows of my existence. Hello, Im one of your daughters ssmate, my name is Ye Lin... Once I stated my name, the voice erupted with anger: Damn brat, you still have the nerve to call!? Auntie Rens intense reply waspletely out of my expectations. Auntie, please dont get upset... How can I not be upset? You harmed my daughter and you still call me Auntie? I dont know what Ren Auntie meant by harmed her daughter. I was bullying Xiao Qin quite a bit at school recently. Also, Auntie Rens voice sounds a bit strange? Is it because of fatigue and anger? Why does it sound hoarser thanst time? It sounds like shes pinching her throat to speak! Without letting me think any further, Auntie Ren fired in quick session: You think youre some hot stuff, eh? Since my daughter cares for you, you dont know how to appreciate it, eh? Everyday, after being bullied by you, she would hide in her room and cry. As a mother, that pains my heart. Im.. sorry, Auntie Ren, it wasnt on purpose... If shees to school tomorrow, Ill apologize to her! Really? Thatst phrase was no longer hoarse, it also had a youthfulness that didnt fit her age. But her next words immediately returned to normal. Hmph, all men always say one thing but do another! Do you want to keep deceiving Xiao Qin with a few superficial words? Our family isnt that easy to bully! My heart thumped. If Auntie Ren came to our house for a punishment, as a previous world champion, she would take down me and my dad in an instant! If by any chance the impatient Auntie Ren forgets to hold back her strength, my dad and I would both have to give up our lives! Although my dad has abandoned himself inmenting on adult films, I still dont want to drag him down with me! Thus I begged for forgiveness from Auntie Ren and spoke a lot. Such as I bullied Xiao Qin because of a dark past, I regretted it after the fact... Also, Xiao Qin left me bewildered when she said she wanted me to be her boyfriend, arent we a little too young... But Auntie Ren was unwilling to forgive and she constantly criticized my nasty sense of morals and my repugnant appearance. It quickly escted from our conversation into personal attacks. She said that my long and narrow eyes looked like a parallelogram, and that when my pupils moved around, it looked like a Windows pinball game. Damn, Auntie Ren you have so much free time! You should be pretty busy on set, yet you still have free time for pinball? Also isnt aparison to a parallelogram too cruel? Im a human, not a robot! She also said that I wasnt protective of the fairer sex, that I was crude, and that I forgot favors. I even gave you Tang HuLu to eat when we were younger! I cant believe Auntie Ren had the nerve to say that! The Tang HuLu you gave me was taken away by your daughter! If you really wanted to give it to me to eat, you should have stood there and watched me eat it! Your daughter revealed her true self immediately after you left! She finally added: You damn yboy, you already have my daughter, yet youre having an affair! I felt something was wrong, thus I investigated by asking: Then what should I do to satisfy you? Auntie Ren snorted in delight, as if she was already prepared and said: If you dont want to make me angry, then... you two should get married tomorrow! Eh? What did you say? I said, the first thing in the morning when the police station opens, go get your marriage certification! Screw the marriage certificate! Police station my ass! You get a marriage certificate from a civil office! Also, the police station is on-duty 24 hours a day, theres no time when it opens or closes! After saying such ignorant words, this was definitely Xiao Qin pretending to be Auntie Ren! I cant believe she tricked me for so long, it seems like Im still afraid of Auntie Ren! Once I get nervous, I forget to distinguish between real or fake! If I exposed Xiao Qin, isnt that going easy on her? I decided to beat her at her own game and continued to role-y. I cleared my throat and used a hoodlum tone to speak: Haha, Auntie Ren, you sure know how to joke around! I only yed a bit with your daughter and now you want us to get married? The speaker on the other end of the phone clearly did not expect me to be so shameless and she was momentarily lost for words. Actually, I am an immoral and nasty piece of scum, who only ys around with your innocent daughter. But if you want to me someone, me your daughter for having such a low IQ, she practically gave herself to me! You... you.... Xiao Qin who was disguised as Auntie Ren was speechless. Oh, also when you said I was having an affair, I actually had my fair share of troubles. It was because your daughter had her period, so it was difficult to y with her, so I temporarily switched a partner. Xiao Qin couldnt hold it in anymore and erupted: Ye Lin ssmate, you were too excessive! What if my mom really answered the phone! If you left this kind of impression, she definitely wont agree to our marriage! Youreining about me? Werent you the one who disguised as someone else? I called you Auntie Ren so many times! Also, whos getting married with you! I dont care! I already recorded our conversation! Ill let my mom listen to it now! Eh? I didnt expect this hand! I just admitted in the phone call that I yed with Xiao Qin! If Auntie Ren misunderstood, my home will be a ughterhouse! Wait, calm down, lets talk about it! What, are you afraid of my mom? Didnt she treat you nicely when we were kids? Compared to the Little Tyrants oppression, Auntie Ren treated me pretty well. But things change over time, regardless of how much I was liked as a child, if she heard that I yed with her daughter, Auntie Ren would seethe with anger and probably kill first and talkter. I- its not that Im scared, its just that it would be embarrassing if Auntie Ren heard those jokes... You are scared! Youre probably feeling guilty after you yed me! Can you stop using the word y? What do I have to do so you wont give her the recording? Marriage! I wont be mad if we get married! Srew that! I thought you were going to say be your boyfriend, we didnt meet for one day and its now marriage? Even if I agreed, thew wouldnt allow a 14 year old to get a marriage certificate! I was rendered speechless by Xiao Qins outrageous request and both ends of the phone sank into silence. It was at this time when my old man changed a film to watch. This film was louder and I could faintly hear it from the living room. Xiao Qin was shocked and used an exasperated tone: Ye Lin ssmate, what are you doing! I didnte to school for only a day, but you need to watch those kinds of films to solve your problems? Stop wrongly using people! Who would call a female ssmate while watching an adult film and masturbating! (Maybe Eunuch Cao would) My dad is the one watching the adult film! But it was too embarrassing to tell the truth to Xiao Qin! Why do you care! Which young man doesnt watch adult films! Theres not a single perfectly healthy male who hasnt watched an adult film! Oh, thats right, this is my hobby! Didnt you say before that you would support my hobbies? Xiao Qin was at a loss for words. Un... Sorry, my bad. Good. Next time be careful. I pretended that watching adult films was something to be proud of rather than something shameless. In honesty, I hated my dad, and I really just wanted to barge into his room and rip out the power cord. Ye Lin ssmate, I didnt realize you were this thirsty, its all my fault.... But since you watched adult films by yourself, Ill feel bad after finding out.... Next time, will you watch it together with me? Chapter 90 – Defense Strategy 2.0 Who would watch an AV with you! If Auntie Ren caught me watching an AV with her daughter, my miserable 14 years of life woulde to an end! (TN: Using AV for adult video/adult film) Good thing the old man realized that it was too loud, so he lowered the volume. After the sound of the AV disappeared, Xiao Qins mood evidently became better. Thats right! With a girlfriend like me, you dont need any AVs! Her as a matter of fact tone of voice really irritated me. Who said you were my girlfriend! Arent you being too arrogant? Do you really believe you canpare your washboard chest to those of an AV actress? After I poked her sore spot, Xiao Qin wailed like a small animal. Boo hoo~~~~(gt;_lt;), Ye Lin ssmate looks down on others! Even though its small now, itll definitely grow big in the future! Also, since you turned off the AV, doesnt that mean Ive won this battle? How did you win? I asked in astonishment. Isnt it pretty evident! Ye Lin ssmate needed an AV tofort himself, but now just the sound of my voice is enough! Who is rubbing one out to the sound of your voice? Do you think your home phone number is a sex hotline! I was so upset that I didnt say anything, Xiao Qin saw that I didnt see anything so she cautiously asked: What? Is it because of my bad behavior, so it disappointed you? Im sorry! Ye Lin ssmate turned off the AV because you had high hopes for me! But,... because of myck of experience, I couldnt satisfy you! You must be feeling pretty bad, right? You umted a lot of desire, yet you cant release it...is it because I didnt work hard enough? I asked in a foul mood: How would you work hard enough? Xiao Qin momentarily hesitated. Even though Im useless in your eyes, but emting the wailing screams of AV actresses is probably something I can do... Damn those are moans, not wailing screams! Also, you would do such degrading things? Moaning while calling a male ssmate, is definitely not proper conduct and should be reported to the parents! I should just record your moans and exchange it with your recording. Never mind, if I think about it, I already have twenty photos of Xiao Qin. (Last time when I went to her house to fix herputer, and she gave it to me under the pretense it was my toys) If I record the sound of her moans, maybe itll be of use in the future. It would be perverted enough if I already had a few erotic dreams of her. I would be at a point of no return if I rubbed one out while sitting in a pile of her pictures listening to her moans. She didnt want to back down. Ye Lin ssmate, when I call you, how should I address you? What else can you call me? Do as you usually would, youll probably call me something like Ah Lin, Xiao Lin, or something extremely cheesy like brother Lin. Un...its a bit embarrassing, should I call you husband or master? Where did you learn these things that are not suitable for kids! Dont even mention your mom, even if your dad knew, he would be disappointed to the point of tears! Ah, I identally mentioned her father in front of her. As kids from single-parent families, when she hears the word, father, she will probably react the same way when I hear mother. As I worried about her feelings, unexpectedly she declined in a loud voice. Definitely not! Ill never call you father! Thats too perverted! When did you hear me say that I want you to call me father! Although I was just tricked by you and called you Auntie, I dont want revenge and want you to call me father. The old man stuck out have his head from his room, Xiao Lin, I think I heard you call me? No one called you! We were discussing someone elses father! Hurry and scram back into your room to watch your AV! My dads baritone voice has always been considered loud. His pronunciation was correct, and enunciation was also crystal clear. He even ced first in a reading contest when he was in university. Thats why Xiao Qin heard our discussion, and she knew there wasnt much distance between us. Uncle, uncle! Xiao Qin started to wildly holler and her voice almost made me deaf. Hurry and take control of your son! Hes forcing his own girlfriend to call him father! Hes only 14 years old yet he has such a perverted Hobby. What if we have a daughter in the future, how can I let him help me take care of her? Also he had the gall to watch AV while you were at home...what tant disregard for elders! Please teach him a lesson! Oh right, I still havent introduced myself Im your future daughter-inw... I fiercely hung up the phone. Then I quickly added her phone number to the ignore list. I set it so that I could call her but she couldnt call me. Although it doesntpletely solve the problem, it does significantly lower the chances of my dad talking to her. Ultimately, its because Im too embarrassed by my dad. If he wasnt the owner of an adult goods shop and he wasnt an AVmentator for the HHH Enthusiasts Club, but rather a teacher at a university, I would be proud to introduce him to others. Maybe there was a bit of vanity involved, but I knew he was different from director Cao, my dad was not a natural-born pervert. Director Cao took joy in his own corruption, where he would make a business out of shameful activities. Whereas my dad used it as an narcotic to numb himself. Through watching AV you can discover art, through reading H manga you can discover philosophy. When other people are throwing away their used tissues, the old man was sprawled across the table writing a review, this was not normal. If Mom did not leave him, he probably would have stuck with that simple romantic rtionship till the end of time. In contrast, the reason for Director Caos divorce was because he got a STD when visiting a prostitute in Japan. (Of course, hes cured now) Thats why his wife filed for divorce. I remember when I was watching the Fullmetal Alchemist. When I saw the gate of truth, I was puzzled by the plot, thus I asked my dad what exactly was truth. My dad who was reading a scientific magazine was very interested in the question. But he said that others cannot tell you what truth is, its something that you have to find yourself. I said that I didnt know alchemy, I also didnt have a leg, an arm, and a brother to use as sacrifice. Where would I go to find truth? Heughed, it wasnt a vulgarugh, but augh of a wise man, augh that I have not seen for a while. He patted my head and said: Xiao Lin, truth is everywhere. The main point is whether you want to find it or not. If you truly want to find it, then you would find it even in a pile of shit. I didnt understand the phrase, but I thought it was pretty cool, so I remembered it. Now I realized, my dad was still searching for truth at the lowest point of his life. Every time he watches an AV, every time he reads a H manga, hes looking for truth between the pixels or lines. In short, hes searching for an answer. Which is: Why did mom leave him? My father who has understood many truths, chose to be trapped by his emotions. He would rather self destruct than let go. Its a constant reminder for me of the destructive nature of women. An enemy can change your fate and damage your body, but as long as you persist, you will be stronger. But when ites to women, they can make you turn into something that youll no longer recognize. I dont want to walk down the same path that my dad took. Sometimes I thought it would be cool to get an STD from a prostitute like director Cao. At least you dont have to love others, and you dont have to be loved. Regardless of how difficult sexual diseases are to cure, its still easier to cure than a broken heart. Now that I think about it, am I taking Xiao Qin too seriously? Because I didnt want to follow in my dads footsteps, thats why I fought back against Xiao Qins advances. Perhaps I should learn from director Cao and be a fickle person (at least on the outside)? That way wouldnt she automatically leave me? It seems like a great idea! I thought of another excellent idea! Im so smart! The only question is, how do I act like a womanizer? Since Im very fickle in love, I should have three or four wives, I should have a harem! But the problem is when Im chasing a girl, what if she likes me, wouldnt that be bad? The n would only work if I can find a girl that would never like me. Does such a person exist? If I think carefully, arent my worries needless? My actions are vile and my appearance repugnant, other than Xiao Qin, there shouldnt be a single girl in the ss who likes me. Regardless if its Gong CaiCai, P.E. member little bear, literature member Zhuang Ni, or the ss leader, all of them should be in the category of people who doesnt like me. If I pretend to chase after them, they would hate me even more. That way Xiao Qin would bepletely disappointed in me and she would leave for good! What a great idea! No wonder Im my dads son! This idea that can only be thought of by someone with over 250 IQ! Whats next is how to carry out the n. Imcking experience, so I should take it slow, and take time nning. Also, my dad criticized me saying it was rude to hang up the phone especially if it was a girl. It would be difficult to find your other half. How foolish, did you think I would be like you and try to find my other half! Today Ive decided to be a womanizer! I would be the worst human scum! Any girl that Ie into contact with would hate me! Thus I wouldnt have to get entangled with romantic rtionships and I can just be myself. I could just be Sparta! Since Xiao Qin already misunderstood that the ss leader was her rival in love, should I just do the experiment with the ss leader? Wouldnt it be half the work? It would be much more effective! In addition, the ss leader has been treating me strangetely, but as the ss leader, she definitely cant disobey the 100 rules that prohibits male female rtionships. Of course everything has to be done in front of Xiao Qin, otherwise it would be pointless. I forgot to ask earlier, I dont even know if shell be at school tomorrow. Chapter 91 – Responsibilities And The Future The next day, Xiao Qin still did note to school. Why did she note? Wasnt she extremely lively on the phone yesterday? Dont tell me she was only energetic because I called her? At noon, when I was on the yground watching the basketball teams practice tournament, I noticed the school doctor, Chen YingRan, was also standing in the crowd with high spirits. Her focus waspletely not on the ball, she was drooling while peeping into the cracks of the yers jersey and shorts. I could not bear her lustfully staring at my brothers from the basketball team, so I went and blocked her line of sight. I asked her what was going on with Xiao Qin and why she didnte to school for many days. Chen YingRan signaled me to move out of the way while speaking in an indifferent tone: Xiao Qin has dysmenorrhea, its pretty serious. Once the pain kicks in, she might not be able to get off the bed for three to five days, so I told her to rest for a week. She will probably be back to school next week. The only reason I knew about dysmenorrhea was because I watched Ocean Waves by Studio Ghibli. (I fell for it, I thought it would have fight scenes like Princess Mononoke) The female protagonist was usually healthy, but when she had menstrual cramps, she would sometimes faint from the pain. I was actually pretty scared and secretly d that I was a boy. So it seems the menstrual cramp demon has found Xiao Qin? The fearless Little Tyrant, who bullied me 24/7, will she now be tormented by dysmenorrhea every month? Should I scream and shout that retribution was served, or should I feel sorry for her? After seeing that my expression seemed gloomy, Chen YingRan had a giggly expression. What? Are you lonely after not seeing your girlfriend for a few days? If you cant handle it,e and find me! Your older sister is extremely concerned about the health of boys! So you dont care about girls? I questioned her angrily, When Xiao Qin stayed at the infirmary for an entire afternoon, couldnt you do something to alleviate her pain? Chen YingRan spread both her hands out to express helplessness. Im an andrologist, not a gynecologist. Also, theres no specific medicine for dysmenorrhea, all she can do is take painkillers and take care of her health. Take care? How do you take care of her health? Eh? I never thought you would be so concerned about your girlfriend! The usual method is to eat foods that improve blood cirction and to keep warm when youre on a period. But the main factor that causes dysmenorrhea would be gics. But I dont think Xiao Qins mom has the same problem! I remember when Auntie Ren used to direct this movie and she didnt rest for a single day for four months straight. She was nicknamed as a steel woman and a model worker. If she had pain like Xiao Qin where she cant leave the bed, how would she be a model worker? If its not hereditary, then she probably caught a cold during her first period and it caused a problem. Young girls these days dont know how to take care of their bodies. If there are signs of your first period, then dont go and eat ice cream! Did Xiao Qin tell you her pain was caused by eating ice cream? But as far as I know, she has not eaten any ice cream these days! If I thought about it carefully, Xiao Qin was pretty careful these past few days about keeping warm! For example, when I went to her house to fix herputer, she cranked the heat up really high. Although she wore a T-shirt and shorts to mess with me, she didnt forget to wear a thick pair of socks! It couldnt be because she forgot to keep warm. Ever since I met her as a girl, she has always been abnormally afraid of the cold. Was it because of me? She stood in the cold waiting for me to go to school, she waste twice and had to stand in the cold (both times were rted to me). Also, thest time, when she told me her stomach hurt, I still forced her to head out and buy me roasted sweet potatoes. Was I the one who caused her menstrual cramps, where she would be in pain for at least three days of every month? But this wasnt how I wanted to take revenge! Although I was constantly beaten by the Little Tyrant, I solved the problem by moving away. But since menstrual crampse from within, you wont be able to escape! Hey, what are you thinking about? Chen YingRan got impatient after I became silent, If you dont have any more questions, stop blocking my view! My mood worsened and I silently moved away from Chen YingRan. My basketball brothers, Im sorry, I can no longer block the perverted gaze of the school doctor. After Chen YingRan saw that I lost all my energy, she sighed andforted me by saying: You dont have to worry about your girlfriend to that extent. I reckon that Xiao Qin has a narrow cervix, she probably wouldnt get pains anymore after she gives birth... Chen YingRans expression suddenly became serious: Although dysmenorrhea hurts, you guys cant just go and make a kid! Her voice was really loud and all the surrounding girls turned to look at me. I ran away before Chen YingRan could shout out any more exaggerations. Nothing really happened on Wednesday or Thursday. I gave Xiao Qin another call, but no one picked up. Im not sure if she was upset at me, or there was no one at home. I actually thought about giving her a visit at home since I was partially to me for her pain. But I immediately canceled that idea when I thought of the chance of meeting Auntie Ren. If Xiao Qin was home alone, I could still kind of apologize to her. But how would I apologize if Auntie Ren was home? Should I say Although Xiao Qin has dysmenorrhea because of me, at least its not a terminal illness? She might be cured when she gives birth in the future.? Even if Auntie Ren didnt beat me to death, I would be embarrassed to death. I suddenly thought of a few nights ago, when my dad was reading a newspaper. The front of the newspaper had an article that talked about how female graduates are treated unfairly. It basically talked about how employers would always first consider employing males since females might have the chance of bing pregnant. I know that the ss leader wants to be a criminal police officer in the future, but what about Xiao Qin? If she wanted to follow in her mothers footsteps and be a martial arts coach, her cramp pain will definitely end her career. Would she get a job at apany like everyone else? What if the heartless and capitalist boss fires her right after her trial period is finished? Eh? When did this be my responsibility! It wasnt on purpose! How can I sleep well at night if Xiao Qin isnt happy for the rest of life because of me! Wait! What am I thinking! Why should I worry about Xiao Qins happiness? Im not her boyfriend or her rtive. Im just a childhood friend who was once bullied by her! Dont tell me I have to take responsibility, marry her and raise a family together, just because I caused her menstrual cramps? Why do I have such a strong sense of responsibility! Wouldnt that mean Xiao Qin would bully me for the rest of my life! I still want to reach my dreams, my freedom, I still want to be a Sparta! No way! I wont let my life be ruined by Xiao Qin! Ive already seen from my father the result of being monogamous! I have to be fickle, I have to cheat, I have to make a harem, I have to be human scum! But no matter what, I couldnt convince myself that Xiao Qins future had nothing to do with me. Theres nothing I can do. Ill just pretend I physically injured her, and it could only be healed when she gives birth. The most I can do ispensate her. I was a bit ashamed. Dont even mentionpensation, I still owe her a few thousand dors for helping me copy the bible. Should I find a time when Auntie Ren isnt at home and give her a visit? Dont misunderstand, Im only treating her as the loser of our fight. I definitely wont take responsibility till the end. Chapter 92 – If This Was A Battlefield Eunuch Cao turned the fight between me and peaked cap guy into a great story and spread it throughout the school. Anyone whos only heard his story, but never seen me, would think I was a mass of rippling muscle with six arms and three heads or something. Loud Mouth was a kindred spirit since she knew that we didnt even fight, cause my clothes did not even have a speck of dirt. Thus she asked how I was able to settle it without a fight? Ye Lin, not only are you great at fighting, but youre also great at talking! You were able to make those hoodlums give in with just your mouth, your talking abilities are almost as good as Naruto Uzumakis! The ss leader who was beside us asked: Whos Naruto Uzumaki? I cant believe she doesnt know the protagonist of Naruto, her life outside of school must be so boring! Probably after cooking for her brother, she would follow the rules and finish her homework. Afterward, she would think about any improvements she can make for the ss, then she would end the day by writing her thoughts in her diary! Little Smart heard our conversation and coldly replied: Naruto belongs to Sasuke. No wonder shes a fujoshi! Regardless if its 2D or 3D, she would never forget to remind others about BL! I would never tell them that the hoodlums ran away because they were afraid of contracting AIDS from me. I half-heartedly told them about the fight and skimped on the details. I told them that if they were interested in the details, they should go listen to Eunuch Caos story. Dont mention him! When I mentioned Eunuch Cao, Loud Mouth got upset, When the ss leader lead us back to school, he constantly tried to squirm in between the three of us! Look at how shameless he is! Isnt he just afraid of being seen by a few hoodlums? If this was a war, he definitely would have used us as shields! I had to imagine a scene where they were on the battlefield under a shower of bullets. The ss leader was the leader who carried a rifle, Loud Mouth would be carrying a bazooka on her shoulders, Little Smart would be responsible for traps andndmines, and Eunuch Cao would sell out his teammates. If they dont get rid of Eunuch Cao, then he would definitely cause the three girls to die. Afterward, he would continue to live his wretched life without an ounce of remorse. In that scenario, wouldnt the ss leader be the first one to die? She wants to lead the troops and she wouldnt be willing to leave her teammates behind, so she would definitely be sold out by her teammates. She would want to be left behind if she gets shot, then she would take herself out along with iing enemies with a grenade. Is my imagination too cruel? Why does the ss leader have to be blown into smithereens? Was I afraid that the traitor, Eunuch Cao, wants a whole corpse? But its not an unnecessary worry. Eunuch Cao can do anything since hes a super pervert. I suddenly thought if I was a part of this squad, what role would I y? Obviously, I would want to be like Stallone from First Blood, where he would ride solo and wipe out the enemys den. But reality is cruel, I dont know anything about firearms. At most, I could hold a jungle knife and fight in close quarters. The first thing I would do after joining the squad is to get rid of Eunuch Cao. Or at least tie him up in a ce where the enemies can spot him and let nature run its course. If the ss leader stubbornly wants to keep Eunuch Cao alive, then I would eventually have to collect her corpse (assuming she didnt blow herself to smithereens). Since were all ssmates, I wont let your corpse be defiled by the enemies. Ill take responsibility and bury you somewhere far away from all the smoke and fire. For anyone reading this who thought that I would have vile thoughts about the ss leaders remains, like Eunuch Cao, then they should be dragged out and face the firing squad. Although my family does sell H manga with simr scenarios, Ive separated myself from these vulgar ideas and Im not easily corrupted. When I started to YY about the ss leaders death, the usually stern ss leader spoke to me. She thanked me for helping her brother and she wanted to apologize for the words she said to me under the bridge. Although ording to her words, I can assume that Shu Zhe didnt tell her that he was with his girlfriend when he was bullied. He probably only told her that he was saved from some hoodlums after the ss leader interrogated him. The ss leader also said: she wanted her brother to say thanks, but he didnt want toe and said he already thanked you. Is that true? Did Shu Zhe thank me? I dont recall him saying Brother Ye Lin, thank you for being a hero that stands up for justice! or anything along those lines. Though he was prepared to give his sister away as a present of gratitude. Well not exactly give per se, but sell. Looks like Shu Zhe and Eunuch Cao are different yet extremely simr in certain areas. He didnt want toe with his sister to thank me was probably because he was afraid of me revealing his n of selling his sister. But I cant really say these things in front of the ss leader. If Shu Zhe was a part of the squad, he would be as useless as Eunuch Cao. However, if I suggested getting rid of Shu Zhe, the ss leader would off me in an instant, whereas there would still be room for discussion if I wanted to get rid of Eunuch Cao. But if we kept a traitor like Shu Zhe, even if he didnt cause his sisters death, he would definitely try to present his sister to the enemys high ranking officers while asking for wealth and glory. Although I thought through multiple scenarios, I didnt say it out loud. I just told the ss leader that her brother already apologized, so she should forget about it. Based on the ss leaders hesitant expression, she probably believes that she owes me a ton since I saved her brother. Why so glum! Cant you return the favor easily? Next time when Im skipping ss, dont block my way! I half-jokingly suggested. No, no way! The ss leader resolutely refused, I cant abuse my powers! Her frightened expression was as if I asked her to perform a striptease. After a slight pause, she said: As long as it doesnt vite the school rules, I can help you out... but it also cant be illegal and immoral! I looked at her with dead fish eyes, doesnt that mean you cant do anything. ording to your sense of morals, watching Naruto before finishing your homework would probably be a serious vition of conduct. During the lunch break, when I was contemting life while sitting in the garden, I spotted the ss leader spying on me from the corner of the school building. I was surprised, this didnt seem like something that the honorable ss leader would do. I turned around to take a closer look, then I realized that the person had short hair. Once I focused my attention, that person scurried away. Wasnt that Shu Zhe? Those siblings eyes have a 99% simrity, even their whole face has an 80% degree of simrity. It wouldnt be strange if I confused the two of them through my peripheral vision. But the ss leaders aura is something that Shu Zhe can not imitate. The ss leaders gaze is as resolute as an eagle, but Shu Zhes gaze was dodgy, hiding weakness and craftiness. God really has bad hobbies since he let Shu Sha and Shu Zhe be siblings. Although they look simr in appearance, their inner selves areplete opposites. If they werent siblings, they might even end up as enemies due to their conflicting views. What bad idea did he think of this time? Did he manage to take nude photos of his sister? But since I stole his pantiesst time without paying, is he trying to guard against me while finding a new buyer? This brat! Dont let me catch you! If I caught you selling nude photos of the ss leader, Ill tie you up to the cafeterias ceiling fan and beat you! Chapter 93 – Extracurricular Lessons Every time I see Shu Zhe, I would think of the ss leaders panties. Every time I thought of panties, I would remember the panty thief. In a blink of an eye, it was already Friday. Listening to the chats of female students, it seems the panty thief has gone rampant recently. In the past, hes alwaysmitted the crimes at night, where the girls realize their underwear was all gone after a good nights sleep. Now hemits crimes in broad daylight where he would enter rooms through the balcony. Not only did he steal all the underwear hung to dry, if he came upon a girl who was in the shower, he would also steal their freshly removed underwear. It seems like his target is only underwear! If it was someone else, they would definitely do something when the girl was taking a shower! If it was me, it wouldnt be toote to leave until I sneak a peek! A panty thief whos dedicated to his work, it ignites a sense of respect within me In this fickle day and age, yet hes able to remain firm in his faith, what a true man! But unexpectedly, the panty thief has affected my ce in the ss food chain. Ever since someone saw the panty thiefs back when he was climbing a building, rumors started to spread. It is said that the panty thief is a fit youngster who can climb walls with their bare hands and also nimble movements like Spider-Man. Usually, he wore military camouge or waterproof jackets. The most exaggerated rumor was that I was the panty thief. The only evidence was that our heights matched and we had a simr build. Ever since then, the way that the female students looked at me has changed considerably. It used to be full of fear. They were afraid of being bullied so they always kept their distance. Now, their gazes were full of disdain. What the hell are you guys looking down on me for? Previously, only the ss leader looked at me with contempt. When did I allow you guys to do the same! Also, how can believe that Im the criminal based on this evidence? Although I did have camouge clothing at home, that was from elementary school and it doesnt even fit me anymore! I definitely dont have any waterproof jackets at home! Even if I was the panty thief, do you guys really believe that I would let you bathe in peace? Im the type of person that would always finish what I started, so I would definitely do this *&%# and that ^$&* to you! Lets take those two girls who were ying badminton as an example. They were ying pretty happily, but why the hell did they stop when I walked out of the building? They stared at me with shock and fear and no one picked up the birdie that fell to the ground, it was even blown away by the wind! They didnt chase the birdie but put up their guard against me. It seems they would run away screaming if I made any sudden moves. When they are running for their lives, they would also hold tightly onto their underwear, probably to prevent it from being stolen by my superpowers. Oh please! Would Ie to school here if I had superpowers? I would have long joined Chinas super group and fought with Americas Wolverine! If you keep staring at me with disdain and contempt, be careful, I might actually drag you guys into the bathroom and rape you! At this time, a female student walked up to me from behind. I was pretty angry so I decided to take the upper hand. I used the keep staring and Ill rape you gaze to stare at her. The one who walked over was the ss leader and my gaze waspletely ineffective. Stop staring, I know you arent the panty thief, I have something to tell you. I was touched, only the ss leader believed in my moral character. After she realised my expression changed, she supplemented with a light smile: Although your moral character is suspicious, there were many times when the panty thief was spotted when you were napping in ss, so you have an alibi. So you need solid evidence before you would believe in my innocence? I was just hit in the face by a cold hard truth. Hmph, I dont need you to believe me. Im the panty thief and I also stole your panties! I said in a peeved voice. An expression of astonishment swept across her face, she probably wondered how I knew about her lost panties. But she told Loud Mouth, so it wasnt unreasonable for me to know. The ss leader didnt investigate any further and she asked if I was avable Saturday. I was shocked: did the ss leader want to go on a date? Although this aligns with my n of bing a womanizer, if Xiao Qin wasnt next to us, it would be ultimately pointless! Also, Shu Sha, youre the ss leader! This clearly vites the 100 rules of conduct between males and females. Even if you wanted to date me, you should act more reserved and let me ask you! In the end, the ss leader wanted to pay Xiao Qin a visit on Saturday and asked if I wanted toe. It was a false rm, phew, I almost went way over my head. I cant believe I thought the ss leader would invite me on a date, when I go home I need to punch the sandbag 200 times as retrospection. Xiao Qin didnte to ss for a week so it would be bad if she fell behind in her studies. I made a copy of the teachers notes, then plus my own handwritten notes, Ill visit her house Saturday and give her some makeup lessons. The ss leader said as she showed off the stack of paper that was in her hands. Eh? Doesnt themittee members usually handle these kinds of things? The ss leaderughed bitterly. I initially made Gong CaiCai amittee member because I wanted her to be a bit more outgoing. But there hasnt been much results after a year, I guess collecting homework is her limit. Thats right. Every time Gong Cai Cai came to my desk for homework, she was always extremely nervous. Ye Ye Lin ssmate, can you you hand me me thenguage homework? It always felt like she wasnt collecting homework, but rather asking for homework donations. Also since Gong CaiCai sat in the first row, it meant she was a bit small. To the average seated guy, their eyesight would be right one the level of Gong CaiCais breasts when she came to collect homework ( these arent the breasts that you can just neglect like Xiao Qins), it kind of felt like you were speaking to her breasts. Gong CaiCai probably felt awkward from the stares and probably became even shyer. So even the ss leader has ns that fail? The more you put Gong CaiCai in a noticeable position, the more scared she bes. Not everyones like you, where they get stronger after struggles. Some people are just cowards, what can you do? Usually, the problem would be solved after she got married, but you had to force her to solve it herself, how foolish! Now you have to do the studentmittee members work. The ss leader felt like she hasnt done much and she doesnt have anyints. I just called Xiao Qins home earlier. Shes home alone tomorrow so she would feel lonely and she weed everyone toe. Everyone? Who else is going? The ss leader said Loud Mouth and Little Smart wanted to go but she felt that too many people wouldnt be good, so she decided to bring one male and one female representative. I can understand you being the female representative, but why am I the male representative? Though I said that, I felt it was pretty lucky that I was able to visit her house under the pretense of being forced to. You think I want to go? It was only because Xiao Qin vehemently requested it! The headteacher stood at the door, staring at us. To avoid suspicion, the ss leader walked three steps away and she had to raise her voice. You are her childhood friend after all, so it would be normal for you to visit her! I also realized a while ago that Xiao Qin is afraid of the other males in the ss, shes even worse than Gong CaiCai. Youre the only one shes not afraid of, so dont you think youre the only one who could be the male representative? Fine. I pretended to be unwilling to go, Then should we meet at the subway station tomorrow morning? Do you want to grab a bite to eat at McDonalds for breakfast? The ss leader blushed, No thanks, I have to make breakfast for my brother. Ill leave after I eat. Tsch, youre brother is really useless, he cant even make instant noodles? Whats he going to do for lunch? Will you go back home and cook for him? No, that wont be necessary. Her face quickly changed back to normal, Shu Zhes celebrating a ssmates birthday tomorrow at noon, he wont be back until Sunday morning. Another ssmates birthday? You believe these lies!? Youre brothers going to spend a night with his girlfriend! Hes going to be an adult before you! After seeing my skeptical expression, the ss leader exined: Of course, if his ssmates had birthdays this frequently, I would suspect that hes spending the night at cafes. So, I called the students parents and it seems like the party is real and a few other students can also validate it. So hes not staying with his girlfriend? It seems like Shu Zhe knows how to blend truths into lies! In the future, he wouldnt be suspected even if he did spend the night with his girlfriend! Oh, also, bring your backpack tomorrow too. Although you didnt take a break like Xiao Qin, you definitely didnt learn much in ss. Ill use this chance to give you some lessons too. It felt like a vition of human rights being forced to study on the weekend. But the ss leaders tone was strict, with no chance of objections. It seems like since her brother wouldnt be by her side tomorrow, she wanted to control me like her brother. Thats fine, theres no loss even if I bring my backpack. I can also put my robots in my backpack if I had a chance to take them back. It would prevent Xiao Qin from switching them again. Once I thought of brother Optimus Prime, I started to look forward to tomorrows extracurricr lessons. Chapter 94 – Synchronization Rate Tonight during dinner, I told my dad that I would be going to a ssmates house on Saturday to study. He stared at me as if I was a Martian. Is the sun rising from the west? You, actually want to go study? I cant go? In any case, Im a pretty good student. Of course you could! Im so happy that Xiao Lin suddenly loves studying! My dad said as he stuffed two pieces of beef into my bowl. Its a shame that my dad cant cook that well. It only tasted slightly better than cafeteria food, it was a waste of beef that costed $26/500g. Hey, Xiao Lin, which ssmates house are you going to study at? My dad didnt even properly finish his food and asked me with a face full of smiles. Stop being nosy, Im just studying with members from the basketball team. If they dont get their grades up, their parents arent going to let them participate in sports anymore. I went against my principles and lied, but I cant let him know that Im going to study at Xiao Qins house with two girls. Although I have a clear conscience, the old man would definitely overuse his outstanding imagination. Then he would brag to Director Cao and my reputation would be even worse. My dad looked extremely disappointed after he heard that I would be with the basketball team. I thought you made some new friends, but it turns out its still those Aniki! Can you not use manga terms? If were just speaking about muscles, I would be the super Aniki! I dont care if youre the super Aniki or not, just dont do gay things. I heard when arge group of guys gets together, its easy to do gay things. He didnt even wait for my retort and continued to eat. After a while, he said: Oh right, Xiao Lin, Im also going out Saturday and I wont be back until Sunday. Im leaving my wallet in the usual ce, use it to buy stuff to eat. Youre also leaving? And you wont be back for dinner? If were both gone, whats going to happen to the online store? What about the business? Well just leave it for a bit! I put an announcement on the site saying all orders ced on Saturday will be shipped on Sunday. We have quite a bit of regr customers, so they would understand. So where are you going? I pursued relentlessly, it felt like I was a strict parent setting rules for their child. Its nothing really, haha, Im just going to attend a meeting for fellow enthusiasts. Director Cao said hes going to y the 10 ssic B grade movies on a big screen. Everyones going to get together for reviews and consultations. Damn isnt that just a gathering for watching AVs? HHH Enthusiasts are just looking for trouble! You even said that we would do gay things if I hung out with he basketball team! A group of old men gathering around to watch AV would be an even bigger problem! But my dad rarely had outings and I didnt have any right to stop him as his son. I could only remind him to drink less and not get caught by the police. I did a quick search online and your group of perverts ismitting a crime by broadcasting obscene materials! ording to criminalw, section 3 article 364, a group broadcasting of obscene materials results in a minimum imprisonment of 3 years and a maximum of 10 years depending on severity! After he heard the severity of the crime, he slightly touched the arms of his sses with a guilty conscience. Ah, after hearing what you said, Im starting to worry a bit. But it shouldnt be a problem. ording to Director Cao, the leader of the HHH Enthusiasts Club will protect us. This wasnt the first time my dad mentioned the clubs leader. The leader never participates in offline activities, but only chatted with everyone else online. The funds for the club was all provided by the leader, and the time when Director Cao got arrested for filming an AV, it was the leader who helped him out. Not sure what kind of evil this leader was. If he had a vast array of connections, why sponsor a group of old men for boring things? Does he just have too much money with nowhere to spend it on? Saturday morning I jumped out of bed and ran three and a halfps around DongShan Lake. The martial arts old man greeted me as usual. I was pretty happy when I saw his posture bing more robust. I went home to eat breakfast after I finished training. I took the chance to take a shower and switch into a clean suit of clothes. Then I carried my backpack and started walking toward the subway station. I didnt have many books inside my backpack, only a few homework assignments due Monday. If the ss leader or Xiao Qin finished, I could just copy their work. I was thinking if I was being too formal? With my stamina, I wouldnt sweat much even after running fiveps, and I usually ran straight to school after I was done. But Xiao Qins house was different than school where we could just wear our shoes. Her house was carpeted and she didnt have slippers, so we either had to wear socks or go barefoot. After running, although I dont sweat much on my body, the scent of my socks could be considered as weapons of mass destruction. There was a time when I ced a pair of freshly removed socks next to a ball cactus. Within two months, the cactus had died. If the ss leader and Xiao Qin met the same fate as the cactus, thats something I definitely dont want to see. On top of Xiao Qins home not having slippers, she also cranks up the heat really high, its like walking into a tropical rain forest. Thats why I wore a sports vest underneath my clothes. That way, if it gets too hot, I dont have to be naked. I came early. By the time I arrived at the A entrance of the subway station, the morning fog has notpletely lifted. I nced at my watch, it was 8:15. The ss leader and I arranged to meet here at 8:30. I stuck both my hands in my pockets and disinterestedly stared at the passers-by. Im not sure why, but I had a strange feeling of expectation. Was it because the scenario was like a date? But today Im not the main character, were just going together to visit Xiao Qin. A bell ringing resounded and a blue bicycle stopped near me. I wrinkled my brows when I saw the ss leader squeeze the brakes as I remembered the incident when she squeezed my fingers. I finally understood what I was expecting: today the ss leader wore casual clothes! Its the first time Ive seen the ss leader wear something other than her school uniform! Im not an expert in clothing, but Im assuming what the ss leader is wearing today is the monochromatic trend. A milky white sweater, dark colored jeans, and ck skate shoes. The sweaters cor and cuff were both very narrow and it wrapped tightly around her neck and wrist. I even felt ufortable for her. (I wont eat you even if you expose some of your corbones or arm) The ss leader isnt the type of person who would purposely buy clothing of a smaller size, so was this sweater something she boughtst year? Its clearly too small for her, but she doesnt want to buy another one! I dont think her family condition is that bad where she needs to be that frugal! You turned a normal sweater into a body tight sweater! Theres even a curve along the breasts! Although its not as exaggerated as Gong CaiCais breasts, it would still catch the gaze of many males. When I lowered my gaze, her jeans were tight skinny jeans. The length was just right, but it also exposed the curves of her legs. After this sight, I could only make one conclusion: the ss leader was skinnier than I thought. Usually, when she wore her baggy school uniform I cant really see her body type. But now that she was wearing all skintight clothing, I feel like she got much skinnier. The ss leader jumped off the bike and flung back her long ck hair, making her look even frailer. Her shoes were a pair of skate shoes with a thick and rough bottom. Its useful for gripping the skateboard, but since she doesnt skate, its also useful when pedaling a bike. Even though the shoes were ck, there were rainbows drawn on the sides. It made the shoes much more lively. Sorry Imte. The first thing the ss leader did was apologize. Since my brothers shirt button fell off, I had to help him sew it before I left. Did you wait long? Actually, the ss leader wasntte, it was only 8:25. Thus I signified that it wasnt a problem and the ss leader went to lock her bike. Then I noticed that the shoces on her shoes were crooked. It actually looked pretty nice how theces pointed outwards. When you put the two feet together, it looked like arge butterfly. I suddenly remembered that there was a way of tying shoes called the bicyclece, it was used when riding a bike so theces would not get tangled in the bike chains. As I thought, after she locked the bike, she crouched down beside me and retied her shoes. This time it wasnt crooked at all, it was a traditional shoce tie. The ss leader is so troublesome! You have separate methods to tie your shoes for walking and for riding a bike! You just have a case of OCD! If youre really worried about getting into a bike ident, forget about your shoces, cut your hair! It looks like that long hair of yours would be more likely of being tangled in the chains! Since we needed to have an inspection to ride the subway, the ss leader had been holding on to her bag all the way until we reached the station tform. This was the first time I realized that we had the same bag, a shoulder bag. Was it because her hair was too long and a normal backpack would be too troublesome with all the hair in the middle, so she bought a shoulder bag? The top was ck and the bottom was white, the two sections were split by an arc. There was also a pentagram on the bag that looked like a foreign police badge with English words surrounding it. Compared to my pitch ck shoulder bag, its both durable and pleasant. The train came pretty quickly. But even though it was the weekend, it was still overcrowded without any empty seats. The ss leader and I stood near the doors. For some reason the mood became awkward and neither of us spoke a word. Um... your bag looks nice. I tried to talk about a random topic. The ss leader turned around and stared at me, I carry this bag every day to school, was this the first time you saw it? She doesnt know how to act like a person! Will it kill you to exchange some normal social interactions! Are you not satisfied with meplimenting your bag, did you want me topliment your looks! I shifted away my line of sight with a scoff. I could see our reflections on the ss of the door. It was interesting. Regardless if it was age, height, clothing, or bag, we were pretty synchronized. I looked around us: there were many couples on dates happily standing near us. As I listened to their chatter, I felt the silence between the ss leader was hard to deal with. Hey, are you not going to speak to me before we reach Xiao Qins home? I just dont have much to say right now. The ss leader coldly stared at the passing billboards outside of the train. You dont want to know about your brother? My brother? What about him? The ss leader slightly turned her head. Hehe, Ill tell you, he was the one who stole your pair of underwear! Chapter 95 – Strange Zodiac Sign The ss leaderughed with a scoff and her gaze towards me was filled with contempt. I was wondering what you wanted to say! You think my brother is the panty thief? I didnt say that Shu Zhe is the panty thief... I knew even you wouldnt dare to speak nonsense! ording to eye witnesses, the panty thief is a strong person who can climb walls with his bare hands, but Shu Zhe cant even do half a chin-up. She said while she held her chin with a thinking pose. But you can do chin-ups easily... Judging from her tone of voice, that wasnt apliment, but rather a suggestion, thatpared to her brother, I would be a much better fit as the perverted panty thief. Forget it, you wouldnt believe me even if I told you the truth. I embarrassedly said, Can Shu Zhe even pass physical examinations with such a weak constitution? Shu Zhe excelled at all sses and mastered multiple instruments, the only issue was physical education. Once I mentioned it, the ss leader couldnt help but sigh deeply. He doesnt like sports and I cant force him... Why cant you force him? Youre just too soft! I patted my chest with my guarantee: If you hand him over to me, Ill definitely put him through Sparta training. Ill turn him into a new person and give him a fresh start with less than a month of time! No way! The ss leader immediately refused without a second thought, Youll injure him! Youll probably push all your dissatisfaction for me onto him! Eh? In your mind, how petty and narrow-minded do you think I am! Dont look down on others! Im a man and Ive always believed that one must bear the consequences of their own actions, I would never vent my anger on an innocent party! Next time the ss leader offends me, Ill take revenge on her. There would be tons of ways to take revenge, why would I act out on Shu Zhe? Of course, if its not a serious problem, if you kneel down like Xiao Qin and apologize (Ye Lin, Im sorry I was wrong) I would forgive you! The train arrived at the first stop. There were more people that got on than those who got on, so the carriage became more and more congested. The ss leader had to stand closer to me because she moved to give space to three elementary school kids. Although it wasnt to the extent of Xiao Qin throwing herself in my arms, we were still shoulder to shoulder and we could hear even hear each others breath. The ss leader was taller than Xiao Qin, she also had longer arms. She could hold on to the subway rings properly and she doesnt need to rely on me to keep bnce like Xiao Qin. I felt a bit of regret. But even if the ss leader couldnt reach the rings, she probably wouldnt hold on to my arms. Moreover, with so many people here, will the pervert who harrassed Xiao Qin appear? But theres nothing to worry about, if he dares to reach out his lecherous hands, the righteous ss leader would definitely stand up against him. If he decides to use violence, I could use the chance to give him a beating. My wrist already healed after a few days of rest anyway. The time I take to heal is much faster than normal people. Maybe its because I was always bullied by the Little Tyrant as a child and its a form of natural selection. I dont really consider it a special function. Im not happy in the least since I could only recall terrible memories. Anyhow, Ive never had a chance to inspect the ss leaders face at a close range. The bridge of her nose was tall and straight and she had bright eyes full of expression that gave her a heroic look. Her pale pink lips were like two flower petals slightly pursed without a smile. It was as if she smiled she would break her solemn and earnest facade. At this moment, she slightly lowered her head and shifted her gaze downwards like she was attracted to the chat between the elementary school kids. Did she think of her brother when he was younger? I had no interest in what Shu Zhe was like as a brat, but I would love to see the loli version of the ss leader in her photo albums. What are you peeking at? The ss leaders face didnt move. She only shifted her pupils and fiercely stared at me out of the corner of her eye. Obviously Im just staring at air! Did you think I was looking at you? Dont think so highly of yourself! My excuse didnt seem that believable. The ss leader turned her face and I could only see a full head of her hair. Her long hair reflected the lights inside the train. It appeared dark and shiny like a waterfall of petroleum. I suddenly wanted to reach out the feel it. Good thing I held back, otherwise she would have been angry. Even if she doesnt get mad, she wouldugh at me. I realized a bit earlier that when the ss leader got more familiar with our distance, she got more rxed. She didnt act like normal girls who acted coy and shy, every one of her movement was calm andposed. On the other hand, I became more nervous. Im letting my imagination run wild and I appear childish. Could it be that the ss leader is slowly treating me as her brother, so shes bing more rxed? And Im nervous because I dont know how to get along with an older sister? Why do I have to be the younger brother! My birthday is February 17th, so I was born on the first month of the lunary year, were you born even earlier than me? Mwahahaha I began tough evilly. ss leader, whens your birthday? Why are you asking that? Hohoho, lets make a bet? If youre younger than me, then youll call me older brother, hows that sound? Boring! What, are you scared? If I lose, Ill call you older sister! Based on my experience, you have to give some sweet reward to entice someone into a bet. Im confident that I would win anyway. Will you really call me that? The ss leader asked while reaching into her bag to find something. Of course, I always keep my promises... The ss leader didnt even wait for me to finish my sentence and took out her student ID. She took it out and ced it right in front to show me. I noted with astonishment that under the birth date, she was born in the same year, but she was born on February 16th. No way! The ss leader was born on Lunar New Years Eve! Although the Lunar New Years Eve special program gets worse each year, you should at least wait until they finish watching it before you pop out! After she showed me my student ID, she told me to take mines out. I didnt bring it, also I was born on January 1st, so Im older! Call me big brother! I shamelessly lied. The ss leader mischievously looked at me and her eyes seemed to say You want to trick me? You were born on February 17th, right? I remember it clearly! Why do you remember my birthday? Because Ive sorted student profiles before! Some girls in our ss are really interested in horoscopes and ording to them, our signs are pretty special, so I remembered it. Whats so special! ording to the Zodiac signs, arent we just Aquarius? There are tons of people who are Aquarius! The ss leader slightly revealed a puzzled expression, I dont really understand Zodiac signs, but apparently there are 48 ways to split the stars and ording to that, those born between 2.16 and 2.22 belong to the Aquarius-Pisces cusp. What kind of bullshit distinction is that! They clearly just put the two sign together! Why are you making it look like something thats wedged between two signs! The ss leader continued to say: ording to them, the Aquarius-Pisces cusp takes after thebined features of the two signs. First, they arepetitive and they put their careers first. Sometimes they would be a bit overbearing, and other times they would be mncholic and moody. I dont really want to hear about it, Zodiac signs are all lies! I was still in a deep state of loss. The ss leader ignored my protest and continued to exin: They also said that people who belong to this sign wont tolerate provocations, they would always put up a fight. As for me its shown becuase I care about other peoples safety; as for you, it makes you constantly fight every day... What the hell! If were both the same sign, why would we have different traits? Clearly theyre just judging us based on who they think we are! They are clearly taking advantage of horoscopes topliment you while ridculing me. I stopped speaking and turned away in anger. The ss leader hit me with her elbow. What are you doing!? I asked in a bad mood. Call me big sister. It was an ordinary manner of speaking and didnt sound like an order. Its like she didnt have any expectations for this victory. Nonsense! You already knew that you were older! This is fraud! Whats there to be proud of! Youre only older than me by one day! Why should I call you big sister! I had no choice but act like I never lost. Hey, the days we differ by arent normal days! The ss leader proudly stuck out a finger. I was born on Lunar New Years Eve, and you were born on Lunar New Years Day. So ording to the lunar calendar, Im not older by a day, but by a year! I couldnt refute her im. But a mans dignity cant be trampled so easily. I used fraud as an excuse to never call her big sister. The ss leader didnt really insist and once we reached ourt stop we all got off the train. Scared me, I thought that from now on I would be treated the same as Shu Zhe. If I won, I definitely would have forced her to call me big brother. If you belonged to thepetitive Aquarius-Pisces cusp, why are you going easy on me? It seems like Zodiac signs arepletely unreliable! Chapter 96 – Refrain From Hurting Others When we passed by a supermarket, the ss leader suggested that we should buy some fruits for Xiao Qin as a visitation gift. The ss leader filled tworge stic bags with lychees, peaches, bananas, and dates. I wanted to pay but the ss leader handed the two bags to me and said: As the younger brother, youre only responsible for carrying the bags. The auntie at the counter happily received the money and said to the ss leader: Miss, your younger brothers really tall! The ss leader bluntly grunted, Yeah, he usually eats a lot. So you came here to take advantage of me! Youre not my keeper, how much I eat has nothing to do with you! I left the supermarket with a stomach full of anger. I wanted to think of a way to get back at the ss leader. Hey ss leader, the stuff you bought is pretty strange! How is it strange? The ss leader walked in front of me like a shepherd. Lychees are red, peaches are yellow, dates are red, bananas are yellow... Did you just pick them based on color? Its a coincidence. All of these are foods that would warm you up and replenish energy. Its good for Xiao Qins body. I found an opportunity to counterattack! Eh? You have experience with this! Does this mean that you get menstrual cramC I stopped halfway because I felt it was inappropriate. After all, its a pretty private matter for girls. Xiao Qin must have ruined my senses as she always messes around with me. The ss leader responded naturally: I dont get cramps, I just get a bit irritated and sometimes feel like hitting someone. Ive learned from personal experience. Last time, you threw a ckboard eraser at me. The ss leader walked for a bit more before getting lost. Its not surprising since red building north street was pretty hard to find. I also took a long time to find it thest time I came here. I cockily walked forward to lead the way. After I saw the four floored apartments, I looked at the ss leader smugly. The ss leader said after a moment of realization: Oh yeah, youre her childhood friend, I should have let you lead the way... She then reached over and patted my head, Good work, big sis will feed you some lycheester. Who wants your damn lychees! Dont touch my head! What if I wont grow taller anymore after you touched me? Im starting to hate my mother even more now. Other than the fact she abandoned her husband and son without a word, if she could have given birth to me a day earlier I wouldnt be younger than Shu Sha! We quickly reached the forth floor on the elevator. Xiao Qin opened the door immediately when she heard footsteps outside. Come in,e in! Ive been waiting for you guys since I woke up! She didnt greet me first, rather she pulled the ss leader inside without further exnation. On the outside, they looked like a pair of good sisters. Lets just hope Xiao Qin wouldnt secretly y tricks on the ss leader. Or is she still implementing the Im foolish and pure n and waiting until the ss leader messes with her first? What brainless logic nurtured through reading shoujo manga. Will she keep following the weird rule of The one who harms others first will always lose? I guess its fine this way since I can never imagine the ss leader scheming against others. On the contrary, Xiao Qin has a recalcitrant personality, shes also ruthless. If she decided to conspire against the ss leader, the ss leader would probably vanish off the face of this earth. Excluding Monday, it was already Xiao Qins fifth day of rest at home, so she looked very energetic. When we were removing our shoes, she stared at us the entire time searching for traces and clues. There arent any suspicious points, but if you do misunderstand, I would be pretty happy since Ive been worrying that I still havent initiated my womanizer n! The ss leader ced her shoes neatly on the shoe rack. I noticed that although the shoe was kept in good condition, if you looked at the soles, the shoes was definitely worn out. There were multiple scratches and there was even a small crack on the bottom of the left shoe. It felt like it would fall off if you used too much strength to wear it. ss leader, arent you being a bit too stingy for yourself! Ever if you dont buy a new pair, you should at least fix your current pair of shoes! Why are you so generous when buying fruits for Xiao Qin? Didnt you treat everyone to a drink when our ss won the mountain climbingpetition? I heard you didnt use the ss budget and spent your own savings instead.. No wonder Shu Zhe treats you as someone to not learn from! Even I think that you dont know how to enjoy life! Compared to the ss leaders sweater and jeans, Xiao Qins attire was a bit odd. She wore a short-sleeved T-shirt (On the T-shirt was a cartoon alligator), a checkered pattern long skirt (The skirt was really long, it almost reached the ankles), and she tied a scarf around her waist to use as a belt. It kind of had a simr feel to native Indians or vagabonds. Xiao Qin, whos afraid of the cold, obviously wouldnt be barefoot. She wore a pair of purple long socks under her skirt; it looked very warm. I cant really call her attire ugly, it had its own charms. Butpared to the ss leader, it felt childish. The ss leaders attire was suitable for both indoors and outdoors, but Xiao Qin was dressed like an otaku, she was just missing a pair of sses. Was this a part of her Im foolish and pure n? Xiao Qin, arent you wearing a bit too less clothes? The ss leader realized the high room temperature after her statement and she unconsciously rolled up the sleeves of her sweater. Since we entered, Xiao Qin has only been taking care of the ss leader.The two girls were sitting on the sofa,ughing and chatting, while I was pushed to a corner as if I was just a regr male representative. I felt a bit odd, I wasnt sure what ns Xiao Qin had up her sleeves. Ah, I forgot to make tea for you guys! Xiao Qin said as she stood up to head towards the kitchen. The ss leader stopped her, Ill go make it, you just rest. She left to prepare the tea after asking where the teapot and tea was kept. Only Xiao Qin and I were left in the living room. I sat a bit far away form her and nervously looked at her. Ye Lin ssmate is really perverted! Xiao Qin hugged her knees while talking out loud to herself. What are you saying! You clearly already have me, yet youre still nning something with the ss leader... Dont speak so loudly! But the ss leader is partially to me. She knows that Ye Lin ssmate is a sexual deviant, but she still uses her body to seduce you.... Youre the only one whos ever tried to seduce me with your body! What do you want! I was so mad that I didnt deny the fact that I was a sexual deviant. Xiao Qin stared at the ceiling while thinking, The ss leader definitely doesnt have any good intentions by visiting me! Today, Ill unmask her true identity! She definitely poisoned those fruits! Gelsemium, white arsenic, the ones that draw blood... but if I pretend I didnt notice and eat some fruits, once I start twitching and foaming, Ye Lin ssmate will have to take responsibility and bring me to the hospital! Not necessary. If it was the poisons you just listed, there wouldnt even be enough time to bring you to a hospital. Xiao Qin clenched her fists and the more she talked the more spirited she became. Other than poison, the ss leader will use various methods to plot against me. The mostmon method is spreading rumors about me behind my back... Thats why Ill purposely give you two the chance to be alone... Then the foolish Ye Lin ssmate is incited by the ss leaders words. Ill run away crying after you scold and distance away from me. This is an important plot turn, I would definitely be featured in an article! Do you think youre the protagonist of a shoujo manga? Why would an article benefit you in any way whatsoever? Hmph humph humph. A triumphant expression arose on Xiao Qins face, Ive read many manga, although the female protagonist will have a difficult period of time, once the misunderstanding is solved, the circumstances would change! The evil ss leader will suffer the consequences of her actions. She would be crying alone outside the chapel while listening to our marriage music! At this moment, the ss leader stuck out half her body from behind the kitchens ss sliding door, Ye Lin,e here for a second, I have something to ask you. Xiao Qin sent me a meaningful nce, covered her mouth andughed wickedly, she spoke in a quiet voice: How about it? As expected, shes going to badmouth me. I red at Xiao Qin and walked towards the kitchen to check out the situation. Chapter 97 – Poisonous Tea When I walked into the kitchen, the ss leader was staring nkly at the teaset ced ontop of the marble counter. Was she missing something she needed to make tea? But then shouldnt she ask Xiao Qin, and not me? Following along the direction of where the ss leader was pointing towards, I realized what went wrong. Xiao Qins house had arge variety of tea leaves. Listing them off in order: Pi Lo Chun, West Lake Dragon Well, Xinyang Maojian.... But amongst all the cans of tea leaves, there was a reagent bottle ced conspicuously. Large, eye-catching words were written with a marker on thebel Croton. Isnt that a damnxative! Through the ss reagent bottle, you can clearly see it was filled with a yellowish powder. You could even faintly smell the bitter medicinal properties through the bottle, it was efinitely authentic. Even if you werent a diligent student, you should know from the innumerable period dramas that Croton is a traditional Chinese medicine that cuases diarrhea. If you intake too much, it would result in dehydration, bloody stool, and in some severe cases, death. Why did Xiao Qin put something so dangerous next to the tea leaves! Whats her motive! She definitely wanted the ss leader to poison her! It cant be any more obvious! In Xiao Qins mind, she probably thought the ss leader would see the Croton and get seduced by her inner demon. After the ss leader poisons her tea, Xiao Qin would run embarrassingly to the washroom while the ss leader wouldugh! Stop dreaming! Even if you stood on the streets with a machete next to you with a banner that says Feel free to decapitate, it would be way too suspicious! Too suspicious, its definitely a trap! Even if the ss leader actually wanted to harm you, she wouldnt fall for that trap. I awkwardly exined to the ss leader: This is one of Xiao Qins pranks, dont take it to heart. Although she always seems sickly at school, she actually loves ying pranks and always tells a bunch of iprehensible corny jokes. The ss leader knitted her brows to express disbelief. Its... its just that her brains short-circuited, shes brainless! Do you understand? Later, if she says anything strange to you, dont take it seriously! I have to take some protective measures. Who knows how much Xiao Qin will spout offter and what kinds of stories shell make up. The ss leader sighed disappointedly, Who knew, even Ye Lin would bad mouth others behind their backs. Eh? How did it be me bad mouthing Xiao Qin? How did it turn into me instigating problems between the girls rtionships! This doesnt match my Metal Blood Lone Wolf style! This is only something the Eunuchs from period dramas do! When the ss leader finished making tea and brought it into the living room, Xiao Qin deliberately waited until everyone picked up a cup and she took the reminaing one. She took a sip with a serious expression. Becareful, its hot! the ss leader warned. It was better if she didnt warn her, since after her warning, Xiao Qin raised her head and drank the scalding tea in one go. Was it so the ss leader didnt have a chance to renege? She probably thought the ss leaders warning was a signal fromher conscience. Regardless if its a shojo or a shounen manga, as longs as the antagonist finds their conscience, they have they chance to wash away their sins and obtain a happy ending. Xiao Qin didnt want to give the ss leader a chance to wash her sins, so she probably had to drink the poisoned tea. Hothothothothothothothothothothothothothothotit burns!!! It was so hot that Xiao Qin lept off the sofa to hop around while sticking out her swollen tongue. She only produced intelligible wails, with a expression of seeking death. She ran around the sofa twice, until she tripped on hr skirt andnded face first in front the ss leader and my feet. The ss leader was shocked and speechless, she ever forgot to put down the teacup she was holding. It took awhile befre the ss leader helped Xiao Qin up, as if she was askwenign from a dream. Xiao Qin, youre too impatient. Dont move, Ill blow it for oyu. When she saw that Xiao Qin was lying on the ground, unlikely to get up, she crouched down. She held up her face and gently blew on her swollen tongue to help lessen her pain. Eh? Their faces are really close together! As if theyre going to kiss! I sat on the sofa cross legged while sipping tea, its like I was a special audience! One reason was because her tongue hurt too much, and another was because she idnt not expect the ss leader to treat her so well. So, Xiao Qin could only sit there and let the ss leader do whatever she wants. Does it still hurt? the ss leader asked sincerely while holding Xiao Qins hands. Xiao Qin cautiously pulled back her tongue and tried moving it a bit in her mouth, it seems she felt much better. But she still couldnt speak, so she nodded her head. Later, she felt that was incorrect, so she shook her head. Regardless of how chaotic the response was, the ss leader could tell that Xiao Qins pain had subsided a bit based on her expression. The ss leader poured a cup of warm water for Xiao Qin to keep in her mouth, then she told me toe to the kitchen to help her wash the fruits. In reality she didnt even need my help. She started washing the fruits like an expert, while she was a bit puzzled and asked me: Usually at school, Xiao Qin is pretty normal, other than being a bit shy. Why was she so absent-minded today and directly drank the scalding tea? I couldnt tell the truth, so I could only half-heartedly say: Who knows? Shes braindead! The ss leader closed her eyes halfway and gazed at me with suspicion. Is it because youre here? Everytime youre here, Xiao Qin doesnt act normally. What kind of secrets do you have on her? Hey, ss leader, exin! What kind of secret would make her this scared? I dont know... but under normal circumstances, the wicked would always use photos or videos to threaten girls... Im threatening Xiao Qin? More like shes threatening me! She forcibly gave me 20 ofher photos because she wanted to give me nightmares every night! As for videos... the Little Tyrant recorded the times when she bullied me to keep as a souvenir. Shes the true evil! As I thought of how I suffered under the Little Tyrant, my face expressed signs of anguish. The ss leader misunderstood and thought that she exposed the truth. Go surrender. Eh? If you surrender now, you might even get some leniency. The ss leader said while sorting the washed fruits into a different basket. She used the back of her hand to rub her eyes and she turned away so I couldnt see her expression. What did I do that needs me to surrender! Am I using Xiao Qins nude photos or videos to threaten her? Also why do you sound sad? Is it because one of your ssmates is about to be locked up and you wont see them for a while? I dont need your sympathy! I dont even have any nude photos of Xiao Qin, but as for you, I can get a whole pile of your nude photos! Althought currently they are all photoshopped, who knows when your borther might get his hands on the real thing! Future victims have no right to sympathize with me! The more I thought aboutit, the more upset I became. The more upset I became, the hotter the room felt, so I started to unbutton my sleeves. The ss leader was shocked by my actions. You, what are you doing? Taking off my clothes! If Im going to be locked up anyway, I should do anything I want so I wont have any regrets! Iughed evilly, expecting the ss leader to scream. The ss leader took a deep breath, opened the drawer behind her, and took a 9 inch de. She held it in her hands while staring at me coldly. I felt that if I pounced, she would stab me without a moment of hesitation. You cant even take a joke! I shrugged my shoulders, I was taking off my clothes cause its too hot, didnt you also roll up your sleeves? The ss leader lowered the de in doubt, she didntpletely rx yet. How superfluous! If I actually wanted to harm you, would I be afraid of that knife? Tons of hoodlums with knives have been defeated by me. With your half-assed knife skills, its like an amateur facing an expert! Chapter 98 – Self-reliance Oh, ss leader, have some trust in me! If youre actually scared, you might as well go home. Youve already seen how energetic Xiao Qin is... No way! the ss leader firmly said, I didnte just for a visit, it was also to help Xiao Qin with her homework! Also, with how strange you are, how can I leave you alone with Xiao Qin! The ss leader is really boring. We finally get a day off and she wants to spend it tutoring Xiao Qin; she even forced me to listen. Xiao Qin was great atnguage and foreignnguage sses, so she caught up to the lessons fairly quickly. However, she was terrible at maths, physics, and chemistry. Since she missed a whole week of lessons, she seems like shes about to cry after listening to the ss leaders exnations. Although the ss leader was a patient andpetent teacher, she still couldnt really help Xiao Qin who couldnt think that well. The ss leader could only sigh, pick out the areas Xiao Qin did understand and skip parts to teach. The ss leader was very upset when she saw that I only stood by the side smiling and I didnt even take out any of my books. Ye Lin, do you think youre really smart? If you dont study, how will you integrate into our high tech society? I picked up a date from the tter of fruits, tossed it into my mouth, and mockingly replied: Ill just find a low tech job, like working as aborer at a construction site! Then I dont need to study at all! Then I remembered that I forgot to take off my clothes. Since I spoke aboutbor, I might as well show off some muscles and show you my physicalbor capabilities. I took off my top before the ss leader had the chance to stop me. Under my tight ck vest, were the muscles I was incredibly proud of. If I exerted a bit of strength, my biceps would bulge out like Popeyes. The arc from my shoulder to my waist was like an upside down gourd. I emitted a strong and intense, manly beauty. How about it? It should be more than enough for physicalbor! I might even be a model worker and make my way onto national TV! Xiao Qins eyes sparkled when she looked at me, but as for the ss leader, it was like she saw a forest gori. Dont look down on goris! Goris have the perfect V-shaped body that all bodybuilders strive to achieve! They are also seven times stronger than the average person! Do you think someone frail like your brother is civilized? Dont kid around! Let me correct your twisted sense of aesthetics! I arrogantly performed a bodybuilding pose to show off my developed back muscles. In order to achieve the perfect proportion of muscles that Bruce Lee had in Way of the Dragon, I always did chin-ups or pull-ups to train myts. Once I raised my shoulders and squeezed the nearby muscles, a pair of small wings formed on my back. Although itspletely useless, Bruce Lee did the same thing on camera before. So, I was a bit happy that I could at least imitate my idol to a certain extent. Xiao Qin couldnt hold back and started poking at the wings that were on my back. O(_)O Haha~how fun! Its been a while, so her tongue has already slowly started to heal. The ss leader suddenly covered her mouth and rushed into the bathroom. Whats she doing? Vomiting? Im definitely not handsome, but my looks shouldnt make you want to vomit. Have you never seen properly trainedts? Does my wings look like a tumor or abnormality in your eyes? Its the first time Ive seen a girl whos so ignorant! Compared to me, Naruto has tons of people with actual abnormalities! In theter seasons, its actually much harder trying to find a character without abnormalities! Also, apologize to Bruce Lee immediately! The muscles that he developed through intense training isnt for people to vomit at. When the ss leader was in the bathroom, Xiao Qin asked me in a quiet voice: Did the ss leader not add poison to my tea because you stopped her? I didnt know whether tough or cry at her victim delusions. I wanted her to clear her head, so I replied sarcastically: Yes, the ss leader poisoned you! She didnt even add any tea leaves, that whole cup was made with Croton! But, she grabbed the wrong cup due to her nervousness and now shes facing the consequences of her own actions. Look, didnt she just run into the bathroom? Xiao Qin formed a fist and smacked it on the palm of her other hand with an expression of sudden realization. The ss leader is merciless! If I drank a Croton tea that concentrated, I might have died! Then she would probably seduce Ye Lin ssmate right next to my dead body! You actually believed it! Did you not hear my 400% more sarcastic tone!? Also, to get intimate next to your corpse, how unique are the ss leaders tastes! If she had such strong tastes, she wouldnt have puked after she saw myts! I wasnt sure if the ss leader actually puked in the washroom, but when she came back there were traces of water on her face, evident that she washed it. Seeing as I havent worn my clothes, the ss leader knitted her brows and said: How can you dress like that with girls here? Why cant I wear this? Arent sports jerseys prettymon? Everyone wears this during the summer when ying basketball and Ive never heard a word ofint from the girls in the audience! Not only were there noints but whenever Shen ShaoYis muscles are identally exposed during y, there would be a wave of cheers from the girls. (Recently, theres also the whistles of a female doctor thrown into the mix) Since the room was a bit hot and the ss leader didnt want to tell Xiao Qin to turn down the heat, she could only agree to my attire. I nced at my watch, it was already 11 am. We still havent decided on what to do for lunch. ording to my dads and my experience, if we wanted to order out during the weekend, we had to order ahead of time or we wont get our food on time. I leaned back on the sofa and asked Xiao Qin if there were any good restaurants nearby. If delivery wasnt possible, I could always just head downstairs to buy something. Xiao Qin sped her hands together and asked with eyes full of expectation: Cant you eat me? I snorted, Its fine for me, but you dont have much meat, theres not enough to share with the ss leader! The ss leader stared at us with wide eyes, visibly stunned by our conversation. Her expression calmed down quickly, she probably remembered how I told her that Xiao Qin loves corny jokes. Xiao Qin quietlyined a bit, then she indicated there was a roast duck store nearby that Auntie Ren always ordered from. We can get all their signature dishes with one call and we dont even have to pay on the spot, it can be added to our tab. I thought that sounded pretty good, so I asked Xiao Qin to get the menu for that store. The ss leader interjected: Do we have to eat out? If there are any ingredients in the fridge, I can make some simple dishes for everyone. I didnt even express my opinion before Xiao Qin raised her right arm: Yeah yeah! I want to eat the ss leaders cooking! In order to practice cooking, I always keep a lot of ingredients in the fridge! ss leader, feel free to use as much as you want! After the ss leader checked the fridge, she told us there were enough ingredients to make a serving of tomato meat and Di San Xian, shell also make a silver wood ear and date soup with the leftover dates. She left the two of us behind to write ournguage essays while she went to the kitchen to start cooking. The ss sliding door was shut by the ss leader to prevent smoke from escaping. Xiao Qin and I couldnt focus on doing our homework, instead, we constantly observed the ss leader cooking. The ss leader initially wanted to use Xiao Qins apron, but she felt it was a bit immature since it had a picture of a cartoon rhino. It was also a bit short, so she stuck to using Auntie Rens light yellow apron. Although this was the first time she used the kitchen in Xiao Qins home, the ss leader quickly entered her proper state of mind. Every item had a proper ce. regardless if it was slicing, peeling, trimming, frying, steaming, or boiling, it all showed a professional level of skill. I never heard of the ss leader learning under any chefs, so she probably was able to keep her quality while maintaining speed from cooking every day. Her house was pretty close to the school, yet she rode a bike home every day, was it so she could get home early and cook for her younger brother? I could almost imagine a scene with Shu Zhe sitting a the dining table while banging his fork telling his sister to hurry up and cook. Im not sure what kind of expression the ss leader usually had when she rushed home every day to cook. Currently, she seems very calm and rxed, maybe even a tint of happy. Wearing an apron while single-mindedly preparing our lunch; she seems like a good wife! Even though there was a ss door, the fragrance of the food gradually spread outside. Chapter 99 – Sleepover Xiao Qin took a deep breath. How unexpected! Even the bad guy can cook food that smells so good! Youre the bad guy here... The person whos only waiting for their food has no right to call the other a bad guy! Um...Ye Lin ssmate, will you despise me if I dont go and help? Isnt your body not well? Besides, we still have to finish our homework. Just be the bad guy and wait to taste the ss leaders skills. Be that as it may, the ss leaders doing everything by herself. She probably already has it hard enough taking care of her brother at home. I feel pretty bad making her act like our nanny. Although the kitchen in Xiao Qins house was pretty big, if I went in and tried to help, I would probably be meddlesome and eventually get kicked out by the ss leader. Xiao Qin previously bragged about her culinary skills. I wonder if shes better than the ss leader. Actually, my body is already fine. Not only can I help the ss leader, but I can even immediately have a child with Ye Lin ssmate! Xiao Qin looked at me with shining eyes showing that she would definitely do what she says. Who wants to have kids with you! Lets not mention the fact that you just had your period, so youre still in your safe period and its impossible for you to get pregnant. If I actually made you pregnant, Auntie Ren would kill me! If your bodys fine, why arent you helping the ss leader? You might as well put on that rhino apron and show off your hard earned culinary skills! Im not helping the ss leader because I want to investigate the enemy... Investigating the enemy? Yeah, a lot of shoujo manga says that in order to capture a mans heart, you must first capture his stomach! So not only do I have to master my own cooking skills, but I must also investigate the enemys cooking skills! Xiao Qins home was prettyrge, there was a space in between the living room and dining room, where there was enough space to put down a square dining table that seated four. When it was time to eat, Xiao Qin stared at the dishes that was brought over. Her expression was solemn as if she was meeting her enemy. It smells delicious... Xiao Qins chopsticks were paused in midair like she wanted to take, yet not take food at the same time. The color looks great... I dont know how it would taste... Xiao Qinsical demeanor made the ss leaderugh. Xiao Qin what are you doing? Its almost 12, you must be hungry. Hurry and try if you like my cooking! The ss leader treated Xiao Qin amicably while she coldlymanded me to bring over the rice cooker. You eat so much, that should be a simple task for you. She never forgets to ridicule my appetite, I only ate a bit more when we ate togetherst time. After the ss leaders encouragement, Xiao Qin finally picked up some eggnts from the San Xian Dish. This time, she learned from experience and didnt burn herself like the tea incident. She first carefully blew a few time, then carefully ced the eggnt inside her mouth. She chewed slowly like she was a food connoisseur, then she suddenly froze. Immediately after, tear drops started to flow. She held her mouth and rushed into the washroom. I was surprised and wasnt sure what happened. Could it be that the ss leaders dish only looks good in terms of appearance, but it actually tastes super disgusting? Does Shu Zhe have anorexia because her sister always forces him to eat this nasty food? I peeked at the ss leader, she picked up the eggnts and tasted it while puzzled, then she became even more puzzled. Strange? It tastes the same as usual? Although the ss leader ate it, I didnt dare taste something that made Xiao Qin cry. It would be a problem if the ss leader didnt have a sense of taste. I saw that Xiao Qin didnt close the door to the bathroom, so I went to ask her whats wrong. The ss leader was checking the taste of each dish and didnt notice my actions. As I walked in, Xiao Qin was washing her face to calm her mood. Whats wrong? Why did you cry? After my question, Xiao Qin couldnt control herself and tears continued to flow down her face. Be-... because, its too delicious! Xiao Qin said with tears streaming down her face. Eh? Whyd you cry if its delicious? Why are you asking when you should know the answer! Since the ss leaders cooking is so good, theres no way I can win in that aspect! So of course Im gonna cry! I wasnt sure whether tough or cry, but I felt like a heavy burden was lifted. Its great that the ss leaders food wasnt disgusting. Otherwise for someone who eats as much as me,I would have to eat a lot to not appear rude, but then I would be in hell. I brought the red-eyed Xiao Qin back to the table. I exined to the ss leader that she cried because the food brought back memories of herte grandmother. After a long day, I can finally sit down and enjoy this meal. I picked a tomato meat and stuffed it into my mouth. Oh, its not bad. A bit sour, a bit sweet, soft meat, juicy, and very appetizing. Then I picked up some potato. A crispy outside with a soft inside. When I bit the crispy skin, it kind of tasted like McDonalds fries. Thest one I had to taste was the tomato that made Xiao Qin cry. It waspletely unexpected. It was clearly a vegetable, yet it had a taste simr to seafood. Was it because she used oyster sauce? I dont understand culinary skills, but Im assuming its a high level technique? Ive ate Di San Xian at multiple restaurants, but Ive never had anyone cook tomatoes this good! Shu Zhe, youre so lucky! You cant me your sister for being that skinny! When the ss leader realized I wasnt eating the green peppers, she frowned and said: Youre so picky, look at how Xiao Qin eats everything. As the ss leader said, Xiao Qin quickly forgot the pain of losing her grandmother (Shes never even met her grandmother). She disyed her qualities as a glutton and didnt let a single dish out of her sight. She finished a whole bowl of rice with a hateful yet happy expression. I think I can eat another half a bowl... Xiao Qin embarrassingly passed her empty bowl to me, who was the closest to the rice cooker. I scooped a bit more than half a bowl. She didntin and continued to disy her prowess. This could be the meal she ate the most since she recovered. After the meal, she also drank a lot of date soup and was finally full. Xiao Qin closed her eyes and let out a satisfied sigh. The ss leader barely ate, Xiao Qin ate quickly, and since I chew thoroughly, I was still eating. As expected you can eat a lot. The ss leader assessed, then she was dragged to the side by Xiao Qin to teach her cooking. Xiao Qin was pretty sly, was she nning to subdue the enemy by learning from their strengths? Before she was pulled to the side, the ss leader said to me half-jokingly: Thest one to finish is responsible for washing the dish! I noded and continued piling on rice. We also had a simr rule at home. If my old man cooked, then I was responsible for washing the dishes; if I cooked, then dad would wash; if we ordered out, then we would decide with rock-paper-scissors. The ss leader and Xiao Qin chatted for a long time. By the time they walked into the kitchen, they saw that I already finished cleaning thest te. You really washed the bowls? The ss leader had an exasperated expression. I didnt understand: Whats so strange? My brother has never washed the bowls before... The ss leader walked away while pondering. Half an hour after noon, the ss leader announced that digestion time was almost over, so now she forced us to work hard. She watched us like a jailer. She didnt allow us to copy and she even set time limits, it was brutal. My dream of copying their work was crushed, Xiao Qin also constantly pleaded with the ss leader. The sky turned dark in the blink of an eye. the ss loader nced at her watch, Itste, lets end here for today. Xiao Qin, Ye Lin and I will be leaving now. ss leader, dont go! I wont let you go! Xiao Qin threw herself and held on to the ss leaders arms. I still have a lot of questions I want to ask you! About homework, about cooking... you might as well stay tonight! That wont be right! the ss leader waved her hands while smiling, Itll be troublesome. If you have questions, I cane back tomorrow. Its not troublesome! Xiao Qin insisted, Its more troublesome if youe and go! Also, my mom is filming a night scene, so she wont be home tonight. Ill be lonely and scared living in such a big house alone! The ss leader didnt really know the specifics of Auntie Rens job, so she slightly nked out when she heard filming a night scene. I frowned and tried to analyze the reason why Xiao Qin wanted the ss leader to stay. Was it to learn from her enemies strength? Or did she think that shes already lost, so shes going to kill her? Since Auntie Ren wont be home tonight, I have a bad feeling about leaving the ss leader alone with Xiao Qin! As if she read my mind, Xiao Qin turned to me and said loudly: The ss leader cant leave! Ye Lin ssmate has to stay too! Chapter 100 – Threesome TN/ED: Guy, we did it! Triple digits, chapter 100! It took a while, but it feeels good. Thanks for everyone whos reading and definitely thanks to everyone that donated! The ss leadersplexion immediately changed, even her tone of voice became more strict: No! No way! Its fine if I stay, but how can you let a boy stay here? Especially when your parents arent here? Xiao Qin pouted her lips: But... But, Ye Lin ssmate needs extra help with his studies! ss leader, you should know, if he misses one section of the the lesson and cant understand future lessons, he would bully me during ss to vent his anger! So, help him with his studies as if it was for helping me! Even so, cant he juste back tomorrow? Why does he have to stay overnight? Xiao Qin looked up to take some time to think. Yeah.... Recently theres been that incident where the panty thief breaks into the home to steal, it would be dangerous if there were only girls at home! That would still be safer than letting Ye Lin spend the night! The ss leader fiercely stared at me as if rebuking me for not speaking. What should I say? Should I say the ss leader can stay and Ill leave, but the next day when Ie back Ill find the living room covered with blood with Xiao Qin warning me to not open the refrigerator? Dont worry about it, ss leader! Ye Lin is actually afraid of my mom, so he definitely wouldnt do anything! Xiao Qin gave a rough exnation about Auntie Ren. Previous MMA Champion? The ss leader widened her eyes in surprise, Im pretty ignorant, I cant believe I didnt know...that Xiao Qin had such an incredible mother! (*^__^*)Hehe, ss leader, you should be relieved! Xiao Qin formed a victory sign with her hands. Since Ye Lin ssmate has always been naughty and always bullied me since we were kids, my mom has already disciplined him many times! Although at school, he bes unrestrained, but when hes here, he doesnt dare mess around because of my moms scent! Completely distorting the truth.... youre even more shameless than the Japs who are fighting over the DiaoYu Inds! Who were you even talking about? Who was bullying you since we were kids! Also, why would I be scared to mess around if theres Auntie Rens scent? Im not a dog! I carefully sniffed the surrounding air. What a cheap lie, theres no smells at all. The ss leader noticed my strange actions. I see, no wonder you like dogs... ss leader, I didnt know you were like this! Are you saying that the reason why dogs love me right when we meet is because were the same species and the same species attract? How can you even imply such unscientific ims? If I was a dog, howe youve never given me IV drips while hugging me! Even after Xiao Qins pleading, the ss leader was still determined to head home. Not only do I have to leave, Ye Lin cant stay either! She dragged me to the entrance without an exnation. Okay.... Xiao Qin dejectedly brought us our shoes. She picked up the ss leaders skate shoes and seemed reluctant to part with it, then passed it over to me. Whyd you give it to me! The ss leader was standing right beside you, why couldnt you just hand it to her? Asking me to pass over her shoes makes it seem like I have special interests in her shoes. But the workmanship of this pair of shoes was pretty nice, it had a good design, it was lighter than I thought, it should have good breathability. The ss leader snatched over her shoes in one swoop. Why is your face red? Was it because you heard I was sensitive to smell, and you were afraid of me smelling the scent in your shoes? Who has such a perverted hobby! Do you really think Im a customs detection dog! Not only is my sense of smell not sensitive, I even get a slight case of rhinitis during winter! I cant even smell any special odors or scents! From this distance, the smell of your shampoo is actually stronger! The ss leaders snatch caused a tter sound. It turns out the left shoe, that had a small crack, actually had its sole split in two halves. Wait, thats not right! We didnt even use that much force! How can such a thick sole just break! Oh no! Its all because Ye Lin ssmate used too much force! Xiao Qin admonished me with both hands ced on her hips. Now that the ss leaders shoes are broken, how would she walk or ride a bike? Actually, with her shoes in the current state, she can still walk, but riding a bike would be dangerous. But thats not the main point! Xiao Qin, dont act like it has nothing to do with you, youre the one that broke it! So you werent just staring at the shoes with reluctance, you were inspecting it for a structural weak point! Your dislocation technique even works on immaterial objects! As long as it has a weak point, you can probably even tear down a highway bridge! Her treasured shoes broke, but the ss leader didnt have any signs of regret. Cant be helped if its broken, Ive already worn it for a long time after all. Ive also had my eyes on a new model by the samepany, I was nning on buying it when this pair broke...its fine. I thought the ss leader would give in to her destiny and stay, but she didnt admit defeat and asked Xiao Qin if she had a pair of old shoes that she could borrow. Xiao Qin smiled while showing that her shoes were one size smaller and her moms were too big, so there werent any suitable shoes. But...there should be a shoe repair shop nearby, right? Ill just get it fixed so it wouldst until I get home. The ss leader still wanted to leave. Theres a shoemaker in the food market below.... Xiao Qin said while posing in a thinking pose. But... Ye Lin ssmate, what time is it? I nced at my watch, 5:37. Right, its already 5:37! This shoemaker has strict principles, he wont work after 5! Any shoes dropped off after 5 can only be picked up the next day! What principles! Hes justzy! If such azy shoemaker can make a living, Im full of hopes for my future career! The ss leader finally gave in after all possible routes were blocked. Then... Im sorry for intruding.... It kind of feels like the ss leader doesnt want to return home anyway. Since Shu Zhe went to a party, even if she went home, wouldnt she have to sleep alone in an empty home? But... The ss leader pointed at me. Ye Lin has to leave! I actually wanted to leave. If I wasnt concerned about your safety, I would have already left. The current question is would Xiao Qin do something that harms the ss leader. I firmly stared into Xiao Qins eyes. She also stared back at me affectionately. I added a bit of anger and warning into my gaze. Xiao Qin closed her eyes and puckered her soft lips. Screw you! You want me to kiss you in front of the ss leader? I carefully weighed my options. I might have to shamelessly stay. The old man went to his vile HHH Enthusiasts get together, so even if I went home, I have to get my own food. Honestly, I really wanted to eat the ss leaders cooking. Even if she didnt cook any new dishes, Im still thinking about the leftovers from lunch. After I made a decision, I cleared my throat. ss leader, let me stay, I wont dare to mess around at Xiao Qins home. I was polite and modest with an honest tone of voice. It made the ss leader ufortable. Why do you want to stay? Do you really want to study with us? The ss leader interrogated. I decided to be honest. Actually I just wanted to eat your cooking. The ss leader blushed, Do you not have any food at home? Since my dad went out, no ones at home to cook for me. I made it seem like I was pitiful, but this was actually amon urrence. Perhaps it was the excuse of not having any cooked food that softened the ss leader. After I made a vow, she started to loosen up. Xiao Qin also made supporting statements form the side: My house has a lot of empty rooms, the ss leader can sleep in my moms room, Ye Lin ssmate can sleep in the guest room. You dont have to be worried about night attacks as long as you lock your doors! Attacks? Stop giving the ss leader any more unnecessary thoughts! I wont attack you guys! Ill go to sleep right after Im full! Ill thank the heavens as long as you dont attack me! Unable to endure Xiao Qins pleads (she even called her sister Shu Sha), the ss leader could only agree to let me stay. Xiao Qin immediately disyed a victorious expression. Hence, I brazenly ate the ss leaders cooking again. This time, Xiao Qin also participated. She took out some half finished food from the fridge and made me a serving of fried chicken. The ss leader also made some meatball soup on the side to bnce out the grease from the fried chicken. Plus the leftovers from lunch, I had a wonderful meal. If there were any benefits for girls, I guess it would be that theyre great at cooking? I thought old-fashionedly at the dinner table. Xiao Qins culinary skills werent as bad as I thought. Although the temperature was a bit rushed for the chicken, it was still pretty good. It might be because it was already half-finished? Ill test her again if I get a chance in the future. After dinner, Xiao Qin ordered me to help the ss leader repair her shoes. Dont just eat without doing any work! At least drop off her shoes at the shoemakers shop! Xiao Qin, who was usually docile and submissive, made me feel ufortable when she ordered me around. But since the ss leader was here, I could only hold it in, as long as she didnt have any outrageous requests. As if she realized this, Xiao Qin became even more arrogant: Oh right, stay out for a bit longer! One hour....no, you might as well go out for an hour and a half, well use this chance to shower! Go to the supermarket to buy us some snacks! As I carried the shoes towards the elevator, I heard Xiao Qin tightly close the door behind me. I could still faintly hear their conversation. Xiao Qin, make sure to lock the door, he mighte and peek.... Dont worry! Ill protect the ss leader! If Ye Lin ssmate peeks, Ill use my naked body to cover you! Xiao QIn, thats strange, it sounds like you want to bathe with me... Is that bad? I just want to investigate....no, I mean, advance our rtionship. Since were both girls, whats wrong with bathing together! At this moment, the elevator arrived. I walked in because I didnt want to listen to their embarrassing conversation anymore. Chapter 101 – Outdoor Jacket Member Holding a pair of girls shoes while visiting the market felt pretty strange. At the corner of the market, I spotted a shoemaker uncle who was watching a mobile television. After he saw me, he revealed a nobody understands my loneliness expression. I noticed that he was watching a ser match on his mobile TV. It was the Chinese national football team facing a pacific ind nation that Ive never heard of. After I saw the score, I understood the shoemakers sorrow. The shoemaker took the shoes and after a quick nce, said: Its easy to fix, bute back tomorrow to pick it up.Im not in the mood to fix it today. Suddenly the shoemakers entire body shook and he cursed loudly: Fuck! The goalpost again! Cant you guys just not aim at the damn posts! I sympathetically walked away from this crazed fan of the Chinese team, I hope the national teams defeat wouldnt affect him repairing the ss leaders shoes. Next, I had to head to the supermarket to buy snacks. Eunuch Cao once said to me: Girls like snacks like how guys like smoking and alcohol. He even treated it as his foundation and wanted to share the Pavlov pick up experiment method that he learned online. Anyone who studied biology should know Ivan Pavlov from the Soviet Union, who discovered the conditioned reflex. In Pavlovs experiment, every time he rung the bell, the dog would think its time to eat and start drooling even if there was no food. Thats why Eunuch Cao believes that he can use the fact that girls loves snacks and put Pavlovs doctrine into practice. It would go something like this: Every day you would give snacks to the girl you like. Until she develops a conditioned reflex where every time she sees you, she would think of snacks. Then she would transfer her love of snacks to you and she wouldnt be able to distinguish if she likes snacks or you. Then you would have sessfully achieved your goal. I thought that idea was incredibly stupid. The biggest w is how would you get her to take your snacks? If she hated you, obviously she wouldnt take your snacks. But now that Ive been ordered to bring back some snacks, I was filled with a feeling of superiority since it felt kind of like the Pavlov experiment. I should buy a lot and pick ones that look delicious. Maybe its because those two cooked for me, so I also want to give them some food? Since primitive times, exchanging food has always been a fundamental etiquette, maybe its already a part of our DNA. Its definitely not trying to because Im trying to implement the Pavlov pick up experiment! Now that I think about it, I havent implemented my womanizer n either. Today was a good opportunity to pretend to woo the ss leader in front of Xiao Qin and make her give up. But, I dide for visitation, and if I provoke Xiao Qin, who knows what shell do to the ss leader. Lets postpone the n for a few days and continue next Monday. I was deep in thought while walking in between two rows of lc trees. Some of the flower buds already blossomed with purple petals, spreading a calming aroma. At this time, there were many uncles and aunties walking their dogs. Once they saw me, they immediately put up their guard and only their dogs nudged towards me. From the distance, a young person who really stood out from the crowd walked towards me. His head was lowered as if he had something bother him. He constantly clenched his teeth, knitted his brows with a twisted facial expression as if an invisible man was constantly bursting his chrysanthemum from behind. But honestly, he doesnt look that bad, at least he looks more like a good personpared to me. If there was a fashionable girl embracing his arms, the surrounding people would say that theyre the perfect couple. Walking alone on the streets with that kind of expression on the weekends, did he just get dumped? Haha, Im happy! This is retribution for dating! Based on his looks, hes either the same age as me or only a year older. This is why you shouldnt date early! I was just taking joy from his misfortune and discovered that the person who walked out of the shadows was wearing a green outdoor jacket. His physique was also excellent and his height was near mine. This guy, he matches the description of the panty thief! Is it actually him? His head was always lowered, deep in thought. He didnt notice me, but when he walked by, I purposely bumped into his shoulders. He angrily raised his head and we both stopped. I suddenly realized that his face was extremely familiar. When he saw me, his face turned deathly pale. He started to panic as if he just saw a ghost. His scared expression reminded of who he was! Isnt he the peaked cap guys boss, the leader of the five-man group that I gave a good beating? Was it just a coincidence? The panty thief started only a couple of days after I gave him a beating. Also, his physique is pretty simr to mines and he wears outdoor jackets.... So hes the panty thief? Didnt peaked cap guy say that you wanted to retire from the life of crime due to stress? Is this how you retire? Is this how you relive stress!? Its even more embarrassing than the white-cor workers that go to supermarkets to smash packets of instant ramen! I dont mind if youre the panty thief, but how dare you have the same figure as me when seen from behind! First get stic surgery, remove some of your bones, thene out andmit crimes! I was constantly wrongly used of the crimes youmitted! Im definitely going to give you a beating!! When I just raised my fist, the boss guy turned around and ran. (Maybe Ill call him panty thief or outdoor jacket dude since he already retired) His speed probably set a world record. How can I let my prey run? I started chasing after him while screaming: Stop! Stop, damn it! The outdoor jacket dude obviously didnt listen and kept running like a madman. The people on the streets hurriedly paved a path for the two of us while standing on the side, watching anxiously. I heard some parts of their conversations. The Tu Familys son is being chased! They might start fighting! Was outdoor jacket dudesst name Tu? Does he live nearby? If that was the case, if he identally stole Xiao Qins underwear, wouldnt he not even know how he died? Whos the one chasing him? Wasnt Shao GuanZhu pretty good at martial arts? How is he still being chased? Shao GuanZhu? What kind of mixed name is that? Sigh, maybe hes a senior form the mafia, look at his ferocious appearance! Its probably because Shao GuanZhu wanted to leave, but the mafia wouldnt let him, so they came looking for him... Youre the mafia! Your whole familys the mafia! The Shao GuanZhu that you guys are talking about is actually the head of a gang of hoodlums and he also steals panties without any shame! The outdoor jacket dude, aka Tu Shao GuanZhu, definitely lives nearby, so he would be more familiar of the surrounding areas. He saw that he couldnt shake me off, so he ran into a narrow alley, and after a few turns he disappeared. I was upset, raised my head and aimlessly looked at the faraway buildings in my line of sight. There was a KFC in the distance, and above the KFC was a neon sign that wrote Jing Victory Taekwondo. The first thing I though was did Tu Shao GuanZhu escape to the taekwondo dojo? Is he the owners son? Since it wrote Jing Victory Taekwondo, then the owners given name should be Jing. Doesnt anyone who has something to do with Korea have thest name Jing? Whatever, I still have to buy some snacks. Ill let you off today since Ive gotten enough clues. Actually, does the panty thief have anything to do with Shu Zhe being thrown into the river? Does the outdoor jacket dudes actions count as transitioning from evil to good? At least his actions arent as bad as before? No, didnt he move to an entirely different path? From a ruffian to a pervert! ording to the peaked cap guy, didnt the outdoor jacket dude retire after he was beaten due to stress? Doesnt that mean I created a pervert that steals panties? Even though I didnt directlymit the crime, I was the direct cause. If thats true, that means I do have some rtion to the girls whove had their panties stolen. That means its not wrong for them to despise me. I remembered the address of this dojo, I have to clear up this situation and solve the problems between me and the outdoor jacket dude. Lets go buy some snacks. Chapter 102 – A Boy’s Gaze I wanted to shower with the ss leader... I came back carrying two grocery bags full of snacks and Xiao Qin disappointedlyined to me: But the ss leader refused no matter what, so we had to take separate baths. Hmph, she clearly has a better body than me, how can she be embarrassed! Im the one who conquered my feelings of shame and was prepared to beughed at in order to bath together with her in the nude! Why do you want to bathe with the ss leader that badly? Although I already had somewhat of a guess, I still asked. Obviously to investigate the enemy! The ss leader wasnt in the living room, it seems like she was in the washroom blow drying her hair, so Xiao Qin raised the volume of her voice without any fears. If I havent even seen the enemys three sizes with my own eyes, how can I say that I know my enemy? Other than that, I also want to know the colors on their bodies and which parts are the most sensitive! Are these words that a girl should say? Regardless of whether its tone or expression, youre like a pubescent teen thats curious about the female body! Looking at your infatuated expression, it wouldnt be a surprise even if you suddenly started acting like the panty thief! Hehehe... But the ss leader let down her guard. When she came to ask me for ab while wrapped in her bath towel, I took the opportunity to grab on to a corner, with just a pull... Xiao Qin started to mimic the action when she pulled off her bath towel. I can even imagine it, the ss leader unable to resist Xiao Qins power, spinning out of her towel like a spinning top and the pitiful scene of her falling naked onto the sofa. Wait, the sofa!? Was the sofa that Im currently sitting on touched by the naked body of the ss leader? If you looked carefully in the crevices of the sofa, you can still feel slight traces of water... Are these the dewdrops that once hung on the ss leaders snow white body? I swallowed my saliva to moisten my parched throat, Didnt the ss leader scold you? Yeah, she did! She even resisted! But she was too weak, she couldnt even beat me! The ss leader isnt weak! Youre just too strong! You dont need to keep putting up an act of being sickly in front of someone who knows the truth! The ss leader told me to stop joking around, she even tightly squeezed her legs and covered her breasts to prevent her from being seen. It wasnt easy to reach this stage, so how could I just give up? Thus I grabbed both her wrists and moved them to the side.... So you had apletely unobstructed view of the ss leaders breasts? You must have used your urate to a nanometer vision to investigate the enemy, right? The ss leader must have been embarrassed to bepletely exposed in front of you! Youre so good at forcing yourself on others. Its such a shame that you decided to walk down the path of an innocent girl instead of continuing being the Little Tyrant! After she disyed her immoral actions in high spirits, Xiao Qin sighed like a dragonfly that hasnt caught any mosquitos, then she suddenly became angry: Damn the ss leader! Its fine that she was bigger than me, but how dare she have such a good shape too! It was like Xiao Qin couldnt find a suitable adjective, so she pointed at the fruit bowl on the coffee table. It was like these peaches! I followed Xiao Qins fingers. The washed peaches were covered with water droplets, it had a beautiful curve, a rosy pink tip, and it looked tender and juicy. Can you not use these kind of descriptions! I wont be able to eat these peachester! I definitely wouldnt be able to eat it calmly! The ss leader is too much! Her waist is clearly the same size as mines, yet she raised such evil fruits! Its a fruit of the devil, a devils fruit! No, regardless if you watched One Piece or not, is there a need to describe it that excessively? Even if the ss leader ate a devils fruit, its not like shell obtain any power, shell probably only be able to catch criminals red-handed and arrest them! Hmph! What are youughing at? Youre probably thinking of the ss leaders peaches, right! I knew it! If one day, the ss leader decides to expose her breasts to you, the perverted Ye Lin ssmate would uncontrobly kiss them! Are peaches that good! Theyre just fruits that cant fill your stomach...Dorayakis are much better! Stop with the peaches! It was fine when you didnt talk about it, but now I cant stop thinking about it! Also, what do you mean by Dorayakis? Are you describing your own breasts? Can you please stop describing girls breasts with food! Also, only robot cats like Dorayaki, right! Someone like you who only has Dorayakis isnt qualified to be the ss leaders rival in love! At most, you can go be Nobita Nobis love rival! After Xiao Qin finished, she went to the bedroom while seething to arrange the beddings. The ss leader who came out from the washroom after drying her hair saw me sitting on the sofa and breathed a sigh of relief. Youre finally back... Eh? ss leader, it sounds like you were looking forward to meing back? Dont you hate me? The ss leader red at me for a second, yet I couldnt help but think of the peaches underneath her sweater. Its all Xiao Qins fault, her descriptions made my shounen heart more and more impure. Simrly sitting on the sofa, but deliberately leaving a space between us, the ss leader said with a perplexed expression: Actually, while you werent here, Xiao Qin did something very strange to me... Un, I know, you were pressed down by Xiao Qin, who was also a girl and forced to reveal your breasts. That should be considered something pretty shameful, right? Its not like I havent experienced girls fooling around before, but what scared me wasnt only her strength but also her gaze... Was it a burning gaze of envy? Because Dorayakis cant beat peaches, so she has eyes envying your breasts? Why does Xiao Qins gaze sometimes feel perverted when she looks at me like she was a boy? No shit! Shes been a boy longer than a girl! Also, since she said she wanted to investigate her love rival, she must have tried to think from my perspective and thats why her gaze was perverted, right? Uh, ss leader, could it be a misconception? Although I really wanted to tell the ss leader of Xiao Qins wicked past, if I exposed it, my embarrassing past of being bullied would also be exposed. Its not a misconception, Im sure its a gaze of a boy! Youve seen it? Where have you seen that perverted gaze? Was it when your younger brother peeked on you when you were taking a shower? Xiao Qins gaze is even more perverted than yours! So after all that, you were using me as a reference! When have I ever looked at you with a perverted gaze! Dont think that just because you confiscated one of your photos from me before, Im always looking at you with a perverted gaze! Even though she had a lot of questions, the ss leader still went into Xiao Qins room to help her out. Before she left, she warned me to not follow her in. One shouldnt go into a girls room without being let in, especially someone like me. What are you being haughty for! Ive actually already been in there before! Doesnt it just have a slightly sweet fragrance like strawberries? Not only her room, but Ive also been in her mouth! She almost threw up because of that! I opened the TV out of boredom, just to see a news broadcast. Despite not being interested, I could still faintly hear Xiao Qin and the ss leaders conversation. Was it an instinct that remained within me? Because I was always bullied by Little Tyrant, and the thing that changed the least these 3 years was his voice, so after hearing Little Tyrants voice, my body would immediately be on alert and fight or flight would kick in. Is this the sorrow of being the hunted? Its like how a rabbit must straighten their ears to attentively listen to a foxs movements, even if the rabbit one day bes a Schwarzenegger rabbit, he still cant cut off his ears, right? Their conversation was just a bunch of useless gossip, and I thought it was boring. Just as I was about to turn up the volume, I heard the ss leader ask: Eh? Whos the person in this picture? Chapter 103 – Younger Brother? I have a Younger Brother? Photo? What photo? Why do I get a bad feeling about this? Hehe, ss leader, whats your guess? I keep this photo on top of my dressing table every single day. The photo on her dressing table? Wait! Isnt that my childhood picture! The one that my dad gave away, a picture of me standing in front of Tian An Men Square as a shota, before my face became crippled? Xiao Qin, why do you keep a boys photo in your bedroom? But to be honest, hes pretty cute... How dare you call me cute! The ss leader should definitely not call me cute! My cute form is already gone forever! The more you call him cute, the more hurt Ill be! Hehe, I knew the ss leader would think hes cute. How about it, I have great taste, dont I? How is your sense of taste good! Any girl who would actually like someone like me, must be blind! Or, are you saying that you can travel through time to go look at my shota form? Although the boy is cute, but this is still a girls room, Xiao Qin, you... ss leader, lets forget about that for a moment, you still havent guessed? Take a guess! Cmon, take a guess! Is it someone that I know? Well, cant say you dont know him, yet cant say you know him.... Is he an actor? Has he appeared on TV before? He might appear on TV in the future, but no, keep on guessing! I have no clue, just tell me the answer. No way, it wouldnt be interesting if I just told you! Ill give you a hint, hes an innocent ymate from childhood, and we pledged to get married... Whos an innocent ymate from childhood! Who pledged to get married to you! That youth in the photo, the one that you terrorized with 1001 different methods, even in his dreams he still cant escape from your from your devilish grasps! Pledge... of marriage? Xiao Qin, arent you maturing too fast? Although he looks better than Ye Lin, but you cant judge someone based on appearance. Xiao Qin definitely didnt mature early! Shes a perfect example of ate bloomer! Also, ss leader, youre the one thats judging by appearance! Why did you say he looks better than me based on a photo! Were clearly the same person! I like him, theres nothing I can do! ss leader, I already gave you so many hints, can you still not guess? It would be strange if she guessed correctly! ording to one of my distant rtives (faraway aunt), when I was young, people would want to hug me and buy candy for me, but now when they see me, they would run and call the police! Do I have to guess? Is he your childhood neighbor? Did you guys y together with Ye Lin when you were kids? Oh I know, you guys must have been constantly bullied by Ye Lin, so you empathized with each other. Thats so wrong! It couldnt be further from the truth! But its a normal train of thought. No one would believe that cute shota grew into someone like me. I cant take it anymore. ss leader, why cant you just get it, this picture is actually a picture of Ye... Is the truth going to be revealed? Are the secrets going toe to light? I cant raise my face in front of the ss leader anymore after she finds out about my embarrassing past! At this crucial moment, for some reason they lowered their voices and I couldnt hear what they were saying. I wanted to press my ears against the door, but I despised those sneaky and dirty actions. After a while, the sster walked out alone. The gaze she used to look at me was filled with pity and she plopped onto the sofa without a word. It wasnt the same asst time, she didnt purposely leave an open spot between us. For the ss leader who strictly followed the 100 Rtionship Rules, it was definitely an off track action. Ye Lin, About the photo in Xiao Qins room, I know everything... So she told you? I never knew she would y her trump cards this quickly, is she going for the big finale!? Im really sorry about what happened... I feel like I kind of understand why you treat her that way at school... Not kind of, you shouldpletely understand! An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, my actions when I bully her arepletely justified! But I dont want you to resent her, since it wasnt on purpose. Wasnt on purpose? Then why did she kick me down ditches or push me into the river, she still says its not on purpose? How would I not resent her! The one thats hurt the most is Xiao Qin... Shes hurt? Bullying others is one of the principal facets of life, after years of bullying her happiness meter should already be maxed out, how can she be hurt? Ye Lin, you dont have to say another word. I know after all these years youve always med her, because of her, your younger brother went missing... My younger brother!? When did I get a younger brother? What exactly did Xiao Qin tell you? The ss leader slightly turned her face as if she didnt want to see the expression on my face. She told me that you wouldnt admit to having a younger brother, looks like it was true... But since its already happened, theres no use running from it, we can only face the truth. The ss leaders words left mepletely baffled. I told her to repeat exactly what Xiao Qin told her. It was as expected. Xiao Qin fabricated a story. ording to her, I have a younger brother a year apart from me. He was clever, cute, and kindhearted. Completely different from his older brother. We used to y together all the time when we were kids. I would y as the bad guy, and they would be the male and female superheros who saves the world. After I grew older, I thought it was embarrassing to y with a girl, so I told my brother to stop ying with her too. But Xiao Qin and my brother liked each other, they were even always together in elementary school. Us two brothers always quarreled because of this. In order to not get caught by me, they would always run to secluded areas to y. Even though they were warned multiple times by family members. There was a time when they were ying hide and seek in a shipyard. Xiao Qin looked until sunset, but couldnt find my brother, so she ran home crying. We called the police, there was a big search party, but no results. Thats how my brother vanished into thin air. The rumor being spread between neighbors is that he was caught by a child trafficker. I hated Xiao Qin because my brother went missing when they were ying hide and seek, I couldnt help but want to bully her every time I see her face. Xiao Qin never resisted or fought back because she felt guilty for all these years. It has progressed to a point where its out of hand, because of Xiao Qins guilt towards me and her longing for my younger brother mixed together, she gradually developed feelings for me which she could not suppress. Xiao Qin told the ss leader that she was already helplessly in love with me. She would use her whole life to repay me and would give anything for me to forgive her. How touching... No, what a melodramatic story! This was clearly inspired by Adachis Touch! What kind of hackneyed story of liking the older brother just because the younger one died! ss leader, you wouldnt be tricked if you just read some manga! What was Xiao Qins goal with this story? Is it just a prank? No, if I think carefully, she can use this story to cover up our dark history. It perfectly exins our rtionship, while also giving her the position of a tragic heroine. With such a sad story, even a gossiper like Loud Mouth wouldnt ask Xiao Qin about it. Its a story that kills two birds with one stone! The ss leader sympathize with her story. She even urged Xiao Qin to work hard to escape from the shadows and to not confuse her feelings. She exined to Xiao Qin: I realize the guilt towards Ye Lin, but you like the younger brother, how can you use the older brother as a substitute? Although hes currently missing, it doesnt mean youll never see him again. What if he appears in front of you one day, how would you face him? Apparently Xiao Qin was left speechless by the ss leaders questions, it seems like shes never thought of those possibilities. No shit! Were the same person! Xiao Qins story was full of metaphors between my past self and my current self. Rather than saying its to trick the ss leader, it can be said that its to trick herself, so she can forget her unruly past. Its your own fault youre getting caught up in your own lies! You wanted to establish a strong rtionship between the two of us and suggest to the ss leader to not get in between us, but since you didnt think things through, she found a hole in your story! The ss leader doesnt know that my non-existent younger brother is the past me, so she believes that your feelings for me is warped and should be corrected. That line of thought is correct and cant really be criticized! Since the ss leader is the justice devil, to protect the rights of my younger brother that may still be alive on this, to protect the true feelings of Xiao Qin, it wouldnt be weird for her to make that judgment! Ye Lin, I wont mention your younger brother anymore, but you must believe me, I understand your pain. The ss leader lightly patted my shoulders to console me. I misjudged you, I thought you were threatening Shu Zhe....But you saved him under the bridge, because you saw shadows of your younger brother, right? I didnt see any shadows! Even if I had a younger brother, he would be a muscly Spartan, who wouldnt be bullied by anyone! Umm.... On the subway, when you said you would train Shu Zhe, to help him pass gym ss. If youre still willing,e and teach him.... Ill cook for you guys... What kind of expression is that? Is it sympathy? Its sympathy! Sympathy even deeper than the oceans depths! Are you trying to share your brother with me to lessen my pains? Youre so generous! Youre so kind! Ill thank you on behalf of my younger brother! Chapter 104 – Enjoying Myself Without Work ED: Hey guys, for some reason Ipletely missed Wednesdays chapter? It was like Wednesday disappeared from my brain lol. Sorry about that. Im posting both chapters today. Happy Holidays! The ss leaders overwhelming sympathy made me ufortable. I was watching the weather report on TV while reaching over to get some fruits to eat. The dates were used to make soup, I dont really like bananas, I cant look at peaches, there were quite a few lychees remaining, but unfortunately you have to peel it. I suddenly remembered what the ss leader said to me on the way to Xiao Qins home. I crossed my legs and acted self important, If you really want tofort me, peel some lychees for me! If it was her usual self, the ss leader would have thrown the lychee skin at my face. But after listening to Xiao Qins sob story, she felt that I was trying to endure the pain, so she amodated me and started to peel the lychees. She used her nimble fingers to cut into the peel, carefully peeling it to prevent any juices from spraying out. In no time, the first white and plump lychee was peeled. The ss leader held the lychee between two fingers telling me to take it. I dont want to move, feed it to me! The reason why I yed with her to this extent was because I wanted to get revenge for acting like my older sister earlier. Ill have you know, its not easy bing the Metal Blood Lone Wolfs sister! Shu Shas forehead disyed an angry expression for a split second, but it was quickly defused into a gentle expression. She helplessly sighed, raised the lychee, and put it into my mouth trying her best to avoid touching me. I was holding the remote control in one hand, with one hand rested on the sofa. I finished eating the lychee without moving a hand. Im done, I need to spit the seed out! The ss leader stuck out one of her blindingly white hands and caught the seed that I spat out. She then threw it into a makeshift trash can she made from an old magazine. She didnt even need me to ask and already started peeling the next lychee. Is this the kind of service you provide for your younger brother at home? I just wanted to test your tolerance levels, but you treat me like your younger brother? It was finally time for our citys weather report. A female reporter dressed in a red suit regretfully announced: From today evening to tomorrow noon, the air quality will be abnormally terrible, the breathable particte matter concentrates has exceeded the international standards by 40 times. We rmend everyone to wear a face mask while outdoors and try not to exercise outdoors. Maybe its a dust storm blown from Beijing? How benevolent of them, theyre even sharing it with a small city like ours. By the way, Xiao Qin used to think that breathable particte matter meant that you could breathe in as much as you want and it wouldnt bring you any harm. Until our biology teacher told us that once we breathe some of this partictes into our lungs, its difficult to expel through normal means and years of umtion can lead to cancer. After Xiao Qin learnt about the partictes, she cried that she was fooled.The first thing she did was head to the pharmacy to buy two face masks, she wanted me to wear one with her. I felt it looked dumb, so after school even when there were sand particles flying around, I didnt put on my mask. Xiao Qin saw that I didnt wear my mask, so she removed her own too. Arent you afraid of getting cancer? Why did you take off your mask? If Ye Lin ssmate doesnt wear one, then I wont wear one either. I dont want to live longer than Ye Lin ssmate. If you died of illness, why would I continue on living alone... When a gust of wind blew more dust towards us, she opened her mouth wide and tried to breathe in as much partictes as possible, so she would die before me. I had no choice but to put on my face mask. Xiao Qin stopped breathing in the particte matter and happily wore her mask. Were like matching couples! Xiao Qin giggled all the way home. Since the air pollution is pretty bad and DongShan Lake is pretty far, Ill have to cancel my routine morning run. Will the kungfu grandpa be lonely when he doesnt see me tomorrow morning? But air pollution is even more dangerous for seniors, so Im guessing the grandpa will cancel his morning practice. Whatever, lets not think about that for now. I unknowingly already ate the third lychee that the ss leader peeled for me. Humans are reallyzy creatures. I know that theres a justifiable reason why I dont need to run tomorrow morning and Im a bit happy. Now that the ss leader is feeding me lychee, even when I know its wrong to take advantage of her sympathy, it feels too good and I cant stop. Another one, just let me eat one more... After eating the fourth lychee that shes peeling right now, I wont eat anymore... I was a bit rushed when I bit the final lychee and almost bit the ss leaders fingers. Just when I was enjoying the sweet nectar of the lychee, Xiao Qins gloomy face suddenly appeared from behind the sofa. I only left you two alone for a while and youre already feeding each other! If I left you guys alone any longer, it would have turned into mouth to mouth feeding! Her words were filled with resentment like a soul that came from hell. The ss leader leapt from the sofa with a scream as if she just saw Sadako. It took a while for her to realize that the long haired girl with two hands perched on top of the sofa was Xiao Qin, only then was she able to stand firmly. Ahyou scared me, when did you leave your room? Didnt you say you wanted some time alone to think about the past? It was even worse for me, I half-swallowed the half-eaten lychee and almost choked to death. It took a while of pounding my chest while coughing before I finally spat out the lychee. Xiao Qin was still like a hateful soul gripping onto the sofa while hatefully staring at the ss leader: ss leader, didnt you say that early romantic rtionships are harmful? Why did you start flirting with Ye Lin ssmate when I wasnt here? I... Im not sure if she scared by Xiao Qins Sadako appearance, but the ss leader was momentarily left speechless. You were the one who wanted Ye Lin ssmate to go home ,but now youre feeding him lychee... How can you be so fickle! Shu Sha took a deep breath and finally settled down. Peeling lychees for him was just tofort him! Theres no other meaning! Also, I wasnt the one who volunteered to peel it for him, he asked me to do it! Eh? So you did it because he asked you to? So if he asked you to use other methods tofort him, would you do it too? No way.... Ah, I can almost see it, the ss leaders white fighting spirit was almostpletely engulfed by Xiao Qins ck fighting spirit. One side is having troubles exining and one side is full of hatred... On top of that, recently the ss leaders justice devil fighting power seems to be getting weaker. Does she lose fighting power every time she goes against her principles? Are you a holy warrior from D&D or something? Do you lose gods blessing when you do something bad and you cant even use smite anymore? But what did you do thats bad? Im not the demon lord, why should you receive divine punishment when you only helped me peel some lychees? Xiao Qin was still unwilling to forgive: ss leader, you just heard about my tragic past, it was clearly touching, why are you trying to steal Ye Lin ssmate away from me? Ah, she even had the audacity to mention that story. I still havent got you back for fabricating a brother for me! When she mentioned this point,the ss leaders white fighting spirit rose dramatically in an instant and she even stood more firmly than before. She had no signs of hesitation and she had a firm and unyielding gaze. Xiao Qin, the abnormal love you have for Ye Lin is wrong! Eh? Xiao Qin wasnt prepared for the ss leader to suddenly toughen up. Whether you want to hear it or not, I have to something to say: the one you love isnt Ye Lin! You cant make foolish statements like use my life to repay you simply because of guilt! Youll only harm yourself and Ye Lin wont be happy either! Eh? Do you still not understand? The photo you keep on your dresser is a picture of the younger brother, not of Ye Lin! You clearly like the younger brother, why are you using Ye Lin as a substitute? Xiao Qin was at a loss for words after the ss leaders righteous statements. Xiao Qins ck fighting spirit started to slowly recede. After a while, Xiao Qin sheepishly raised her hand to request to speak. Speak! The ss leadermanded with her hands ced at her hips. ss leader... the boy in the picture isnt Ye Lins younger brother... Ah? Now youre saying its not him? Then whos the one in that photo? Its... a photo of Ye Lin! I just made up that previous story! Ye Lin doesnt even have a younger brother! Xiao Qin realized the consequences of lying and she tearfully pleaded the ss leader to believe her. The ss leader nced at me, Iughed sarcastically while gesturing that I had no need to retort. Thats right! Xiao Qin was talking about my photo! Only ghosts would actually believe you! I dont look anything like the shota in the picture. Since the ss leader heard your story first, she would definitely think youre trying to deny the truth! Its true! Ye Lin ssmate was really cute as a child! Ive always liked him! Then how do you exin his attitude towards you? Eh? If his younger brother didnt go missing, why does he treat you so badly? Thats because... Xiao Qin started to speak but couldnt finish her sentence. She wants to forget her dark history as the Little Tyrant, so she cant tell anyone, especially not the ss leader. Come with me! Lets chat in your room! Once she was shrouded in the light of justice, the ss leader received a substantial increase in both vigor and strength. She grabbed Xiao Qin by her cor with both hands and dragged her into her room, then she tightly shut the door with her hips. Dont eavesdrop! The ss leader ordered through the door. Even though I couldnt see her, I still slightly lowered my head inpliance. After I realized this, I was astonished. When did I start evolving into her loyal dog? In order to offset the ss leaders bad influence, I switched to the sports channel. Im watching a rey of the Chinese National Football Teams loss. Look, take a good look at the expression of defeat on these mens faces! Its not scary losing once, its scary to constantly lose! Next time, Ill definitely win! But, deep down, I dont quite understand where I lost and I dont really know how to win in the future. I only hope theres no more trouble for the remainder of the night. Chapter 105 – Extension of the Duel I dont know what Xiao Qin and the ss leader were talking about, but it was probably something along the lines of You must set up a correct mindset, proper values, and a proper worldview or other useless lines. Its useless lines that the head teacher always spouts when disciplining students. Although it would sound more convincinging from the ss leaders mouth, but for Xiao Qin, who peeked at H manga, its probably a waste of words. However, after the ss leader walked out of the bedroom, Xiao Qin followed obediently with an expression that showed she knew she was wrong. Was it a sess? Did the ss leader use her exquisite sense of emotional control and integrity to correct Xiao Qin? No, if I thought about it carefully, even if America had no more shootings, or if India had no more rape cases, or if China had no more embezzlement, or if North Koreans had food to eat, Xiao Qin probably still wouldnt turn over a new leaf and admit defeat. The only possibility was that Xiao Qin remembered her Im an innocent and foolish girl n. She probably realized that she came on too strong today in front of the ss leader, so in order to prevent from bing the antagonist, she decided to temporarily retreat from the n. Its toote! You first broke the ss leaders shoe, then forced her to expose her breasts, and finally you even fabricated a super melodramatic story to earn the ss leaders sympathy... You did everything that an antagonist would do! ss leader, ss leader! Will you force us to study tonight too? Im tired (gt;_lt;)~~~~let us rest for a bit! Can we y some video games after Ye Lin ssmate finishes watching the game? Acting spoiled and trying to be cute were methods that Xiao Qin learned from shoujo manga. Its not only effective on me, its also effective on the ss leader. After all, Shu Sha is quick to sympathize. I wasnt that interested in watching the China National Team lose again, I also wanted to y Xbox 360, so I started ying Street Fighter 4 with Xiao Qin. The reason why I chose this game was because Street Fighter 4 also had a PC version. I have yed it before in cafes, so Im not aplete beginner. I never would have ever guessed that a girl could be this good at a fighting game. Was it because of her natural talents as a martial artists, or was it because shes been a boy for multiple years, or was it a bit of both? I picked my usual character Fei-Long, who was based on Bruce Lee, Xiao Qin chose her usual, Cammy, as my opponent. The long legged girl with golden twin tails left the king of Jeet Kun Dopletely helpless. I lost 2-0 in 5 consecutive rounds. I couldnt endure my anger. Dont tell me that I cant beat the Little Tyrant in real life, but I cant even beat her in a fictional game? When Xiao Qin saw my mood turn gloomy, she started to shake exaggeratedly. Not good! Ye Lin ssmate is angry! I have to lose the next round! Dont say what youre thinking out loud! Are you trying to mock me or be considerate! Since the ss leader said she doesnt really like ying games, she sat on the sofa behinds us while we sat cross-legged on the carpet mashing the controllers. Perhaps it was boring, she took out a pack of seaweed from the bag of snacks I bought. This game is pretty violent... The ss leader assessed while frowning after she saw my characterunch three consecutive fireballs at Xiao Qins character. Based on that statement, I know that the ss leader doesnt y much games, and she definitely doesnt let her younger brother y games at home. If you thought Street Fighter 4 was violent, how would you evaluate Resident Evil, Grand Theft Auto, Prototype, or God of War? I sneaked a peek at the ss leader. She had a proper sitting posture, her ck eyes contained the reflection of the LCD screen. She seemed more like our guardian than our ssmate. But the seaweed crumbs that stuck to her lips ruined that illusion. After all, shes only 14. Regardless of how mature she tried to be, she cant act the same as an adult. It appears she likes seaweed, since she ate them one after another. In this period of time, I was still beat down by Xiao Qin, I asionally won a round because of luck. Moreover, my attention was gradually distracted by the ss leader. Shu Sha probably thought that we wouldnt notice her since she was sitting behind us. Her posture gradually started to loosen up and sometimes she would even lick the seaweed crumbs that stuck to her fingers. There was a slightly big piece of seaweed that was stuck to the corner of her mouth. She didnt realize yet and she continued to watch us y with the piece stuck on her mouth. I observed the ss leader with my peripheral vision, I was a bit curious on when she would realize the seaweed was stuck on her face and what would she do? Based on her principles of not wasting food, she would probably lick it off and eat it. But theres a bit of distance! If she wants to lick it off, she has to extend her tongue straight out. The school nurse, Chen YingRan, always does those kinds of crazy actions and my hairs would stand straight off my body every time I see. But it should be different if the pure ss leader does it, right? Will it have a different feeling? I realized that my desire to watch the ss leader lick off the piece of seaweed already exceeded the desire to win in the game. The result of dividing my attention was that I already lost to Xiao Qin for 10 rounds and the seaweed on the ss leaders mouth disappeared without a trace when I wasnt paying attention. I decided to focus all my attention on the game and finish a final match with Xiao Qin. Under my vicious attacks, I finally seeded and won 1 round 2 C 1. When Fei-Long did his signature move next to Cammy, Xiao Qin threw down her controllers and rubbed her eyes while crying: Boohoo ~~~~(gt;_lt;)~~~~ I was defeated by Ye Lin ssmate! When I looked through her bangs, I could see there wasnt even a single drop of tears in her eyes, she had a crafty shimmer in her eye. Did you deliberately lose to me? Damn you! Im a man, I dont need your sympathy! I got fired up, I had to beat Xiao Qin in a few rounds, fair and square. Later on, I had some wins and some losses, but I felt that Xiao Qin wasnt using her full strength. asionally, she would ask if the ss leader wanted to y, but the ss leader said she didnt really know how to y and it was pretty interesting watching them y while eating snacks. It became 9 oclock without us realizing. Xiao Qin asked everyone if it was time to sleep, but I still had a lot of fighting spirit and didnt let her go. The ss leader awkwardly said to Xiao Qin: Umm... I cant sleep at night if Im not wearing pajamas, do you have an extra pair? Can I borrow it? Sure Xiao Qin replied straightforwardly, I have tons of pajamas that my mom bought for me sitting in my cab. I havent worn any of them, you can take which ever one you want! The ss leader was puzzled, Why havent you worn any? Haha! Xiao Qin used her finishing move to end my chance of victory, then replied: Im the opposite of you. I cant sleep if Im wearing extra clothes, its a habit from childhood that I cant change! The ss leader seemed like she had something to say, but she considered my presence, then she awkwardly went to Xiao Qins bedroom to get a pair of pajamas. I was suddenly aware of what Xiao Qins words meant. Xiao Qin said that she couldnt sleep wearing clothes, doesnt that mean she usually sleeps naked!? Lets say that she only wore underwear, but didnt wear a bra, since it was a habit from childhood. After shes acted as a boy for multiple years, theres probably no way she wears a bra when sleeping. I cant help but imagine Xiao Qin wearing nothing but a pair of underwear, sprawled out across her bed, then she kicks off her nkets in her dreams. After borrowing the pajamas, the ss leader washed up, said goodnight, and went to Auntie Rens room to rest. I lowered the volume and nned to head to bed after one more round. After the ss leader left, Xiao Qins sleepy eyes immediately widened. Like a cat that bes a predator at night. I knew something was wrong, so I hurriedly asked: Hey, you calctingly asked the ss leader to stay overnight, what do you want to do with her? Xiao Qin slightly tilted her head andughed coldly. Actually, I want the ss leaders eyes... You want to dig out the ss leaders eyes? Youre too cruel! Which shoujo manga taught you this! Ill definitely break all rtions with you if you did that! After seeing that I was this stirred up, a drop of cold sweat rolled down her forehead. Who said I wanted to dig out the ss leaders eyes? How can the heroine do this kind of thing? Its not a horror manga... I just want the ss leader to personally confirm our rtionship with her own eyes. Confirm? How would she confirm that? After I asked, Xiao Qin onlyughed. Herugh made my blood run cold. She continued tough, staring at me when I entered the bathroom to wash up, continued to stare at me when I walked back into the living room and until I walked into the room and locked the door. There was an obvious lock sound, then she closed the game and returned to her own room. In order to prevent emergencies, I was lying with my clothes on and extremely careful. I wasnt sure if it was intentional, but there were two pillows prepared on the guest bed. It was perfect for me, one was for sleeping, one for hugging. Did Xiao Qin do some investigation beforehand? My sleep habits have probably long been recorded into her intelligence reports. With the pillow as apanion, I became very rxed and soon slipped into thend of dreams. I dont know how much time passed, I suddenly felt the mattress tremble slightly. There was weight being added on other than mines. By the faint moonlight that came in through the curtains, I saw a white hand touch my pillow. What happened? I clearly locked the door! I even checked it three times! Ah Im so stupid, this is Xiao Qins home, theres no way she wont have the key. This was premeditated. I want to avoid, but the short-haired girl is blowing in my ear like a blue, this feeling of dampness is like an evil body-fixing technique, which makes me unable to move, and the heart jumps out uncontrobly. You... what do you want? I struggled to ask, but she sealed my mouth with one finger. Her finger was much softer and cooler than my rough and scalding hot lips. I look up her smooth arms and discovered her upper body was mostly bare, that slightly undting bump was immoral and seductive. As expected, Xiao Qin who never sleeps in pajamas, was only wearing a pair of aqua blue underwear. The one that Shu Zhe stole from the ss leader which waster snatched by Xiao Qin from my hands. She looked more mature and more beautiful than usual bathed under the moonlight. She smiled, lifted up my nkets, crawled in like a cat, and immediately hugged onto one of my arms. The sensation on my arm was like feeling high quality silk. Hehe, Im a bit nervous... but I dont regret it. Her smiling voice spurred my fervent mind like ants. This underwear was the first gift that Ye Lin ssmate gave me. I like it very much, but when I thought about it, I dont have anything to give back. I could only use it as a gift wrap and offer myself... Do you like it? You can do anything you want... In any case, tomorrow morning, the ss leader will know about our rtionship... Chapter 106 – Room Swap TN: Merry Christmas to everyone whos celebrating! Although this situation isnt something a human male can resist, I still have to struggle to the death (for instance, tightly holding onto my belt). However, in the face of naturesws, my own strength is still insignificant. Thus, I was half willingly and half-unwillingly dishonored by Xiao Qin. She must have been enlightened by the school doctor, Chen Yingran, and learned that female perverts wont be arrested, is that why she did this? No! I cant stay silent as a victim! I have to report it to the police! Police office, its this person! She was the one who raped me! That wont do.. .maybe Im already pregnant with Ye Lin ssmates child, do you want the childs mother to sit in prison? Xiao Qinid down her scalding body on my chest and yed with my chin while fluttering her eyes. (*^_^*)Hehe......Lets do it again? I actually agreed. Is this the so-called mouth says no, but the body says yes? The following morning, the intense sun shone down on the boy and girls naked bodies. I suddenly felt that something was wrong. Why was the sun so strong? Didnt the weather forecast say today was going to have heavy smog? Before I could think about it, the guest room door was kicked open. Auntie Ren came inside in a sh, she saw our naked bodies, a little red stain on the sheets, and she cracked her clenched fists. I quickly used the nket to cover my private parts and loudly pleaded for mercy: Auntie Ren, it wasnt intentional! I knew that line wasnt convincing at all, its not like I broke a vase. Its... your daughter was the one who pushed me down! Auntie Rens face twitched and she rolled up her sleeves. I looked at Xiao Qin, who was next to me, to help me say a few words, but it looked like she was dead. She had a sweet smile on her face and no matter what I tried, she didnt wake up. Auntie Ren looked at me like I was a dead dog on the streets. No, shes nning to personally turn me into a dead dog on the streets! Looking through the gap between Auntie Rens arms, I could see the ss leader, Shu Sha, standing outside of the door. Her face was lowered, so I couldnt see her expression, but she was loading bullets for her gun. I woke up from the nightmare covered in cold sweat. As expected, it was a dream. I should have realized sooner that it was a dream since there were so many unreasonable aspects. I was positive this was a nightmare and not a wet dream. If it was a wet dream, the part where Xiao Qin dishonored me wouldnt have been so short. Now that I think about it carefully, the course of events was just like it was cut in a film, I couldnt remember any of the details. I probably had this dream because I was worried about this happening before I went to bed. Although it was a dream, it contained a lot of realistic threats. Xiao Qin said that she wanted the ss leader to verify our rtionship with her own eyes. Taking those actions like the one in my dream ispletely in line with her goals and her character. Its useless locking the door, Xiao Qin definitely has a key. Once she reckons Im in deep sleep, shell quietly open the door and actually rape me. It might not be as direct as the dream, but as long as she crawls under my nkets wearing not a lot of clothing, I might do something to her. Although the bed I was sleeping on was a single bed, it was quiterge, and it should have no problems holding two junior high students. Even if Xiao Qin only nned on climbing into my bed at dawn break to make the ss leader misunderstand, its still not something I want to witness. I have to think of a solution, I cant stay here waiting to get trampled on. I suddenly heard a sounde from outside the door. Was Xiao Qining? No! I have to gain the initiative by striking first! At least, I have to get off the bed! I jumped to the door and opened the lock. I opened the door a sliver and was prepared to tightly shut the door at any time. Through the crevice of the door, I saw the ss leadering back from the bathroom. She was wearing pajamas with red hearts. It was a bit small, many buttons werent properly closed, especially the ones around her breasts. Between the second and third buttons, revealed a finger wide area of white skin. After realizing I was staring at her, Shu Sha guarded her breasts with her hand. What are you doing sneaking around and not sleeping? I was suddenly hit by a great idea. I opened the door and stood in front of Shu Sha. ss leader, can we switch rooms? Why? What are you up to? Because it was midnight, Shu Sha had dark circles under her eyes. I made a shushing motion to express that our conversation cannot be heard by Xiao Qin. ss leader, actually before going to sleep, Xiao Qin told me that she was going to prank you! ...... Its true! Shes very narrow-minded, because you scolded her, she has to get revenge! ...... Umm... Xiao Qin actually put a remote control toy in your room. Once youre sound asleep, itll activate and give you a huge scare! The ss leader disdainfully lifted the corners of her mouth. Hmph, even if what you said was true, do you really think a remote control toy will scare me? Well... actually, its a remote controlled mouse, a very big mouse... As soon as she heard it was a mouse, the ss leader stepped back reflexively. She forcibly calmed herself down, and asked with a trembling voice: Is it a ck mouse? Are you not afraid of white mice? I never knew the ss leader would be racist! Were you bitten by a ck mouse as a child, and it left some psychological trauma? Yes, its ck! A very ck, remote controlled mouse! After it activates, itll scatter around the room while loudly squeaking! The ss leader anxiously bit her lower lip, if there was something like that in the house, she can say goodbye to her sleep. Xiao Qin is too resentful... that, Ye Lin, can you do me a favor and help me find the remote control mouse? She looked at me while requesting help, this was not amon scene. I shook my head. Its impossible to find! Xiao Qins an expert on hiding thing. Even if we found it, its probably inside a crevice and we cant remove it! Then, what should I do... Thats why we should swap rooms! Shu Sha looked at me suspiciously. Fortunately, I slept with my clothes on. I was wearing a sports jersey and a pair of pants. Otherwise, she probably wouldnt have even stopped to talk to me. I pped my hands together and hoped that she realizes that I was being sincere. ...Okay fine, but we have to change nkets too! Wait here! Shu Sha walked back to her room, and after a while, she came out with her nkets that was folded into a tofu shape. The nket was folded into a neat and tidy rectangr shape, her clothes were on top and her undergarments were inside (Thats my guess, Shu Sha didnt let me look). As for me, I picked up my messy nket under my armpit and threw it inside Auntie Rens room along with my clothes. I reminded the ss leader to make as little noise as possible when changing rooms. Otherwise, if Xiao Qin knew that we had changed rooms, she would find some other ways to prank her. After the peaceful handover, we each quietly closed the doors to our new rooms. Looking at the ss leaders final expression, I could tell that although she did not fully believe me, she still breathed a sigh of relief because she avoided a possible mouse attack. Sorry, I deceived you. It wont take long before something unlocks your door, climb onto your bed, and climb under your nkets. But for you, it shouldnt be as scary as a mouse, right? Even if Auntie Ren finds out that her daughter was sleeping together with a female ssmate, she wont be angry, right? I just hope that all Xiao Qin decides to do is climb into her bed, and not do anything too strange. Ah, whatever, it has nothing to do with me anymore, now I can sleep until dawn! I pulled the nket over and lied on the bed, the bed was already cold, it did not leave the ss leaders residual body heat. Is that why she wanted to change the nkets? Or was it because not only did it contain her body heat, but it also contained her fragrance? Tsk, dont look down on me! Who would cherish nkets that you slept in! I just feel that it is a pity that all the heat was lost from changing nkets. By the way, we only switched nkets and didnt switch pillows. Did the ss leader forget about it because she was too tired? However, pillows filled with buckwheat husks were rtively heavy, it saved some effort and time by not changing pillows. Pillows dont retain body temperature, at most, theres a slight scent of your shampoo! Ah, damn, theres only one pillow on this bed. So the two pillows in the guest room were indeed prepared for me by Xiao Qin. But if I go ask the ss leader for that pillow, shell probably suspect me of plotting something, right? After dinner, she already expressed several times that it was improper for us to stay overnight together, and told Xiao Qin to be doubly careful. Forget it, you can do whatever you like with my pillow. Perhaps if I tilt the pillow and use half for my head, and hug the other half, I can just fall asleep. With this in mind, I ced my hand under the pillow. Eh? What is this? My fingertips seem to have encountered something very soft! Is it clothing? It was soft and quite stic, it wasnt like any clothing I was familiar with. The slender straps entwined with my fingers, and it felt like some metal-like object like paper clips were sewn into it. Ah, its not a paper clip, it seems these metallic objects are used as buttons... The more I felt it, the more it didnt seem right. I took it out to look at it carefully under the moonlight. I shivered when I first saw it. What the hell! Isnt this Shu Shas bra! It was mainly light blue, a student bra decorated with small whiteces, I guess it falls under a style that is neither bold nor conservative? You ced your bra under the pillow, and you forgot about it when we swapped rooms! Because she was sleepy and nervous, she was on guard against me while being worried about the remote controlled mouse, she ended up forgetting the most important piece of clothing! Since she didnte back to retrieve it, did she already go back to sleep? I... What should I do with the ss leaders bra? Chapter 107 – Rowdy Morning It waspletely different than the washed panties that Shu Zhe stole. The bra was just taken off the ss leaders body. Since it was kept under the pillow, it still retained a bit of warmth. If the panty thief or Eunuch Cao got their hands on this, they would probably wear it on their heads and scream for victory. How dirty! How can you be as happy as King Arthur when he obtained the Holy Grail! If you thought about it carefully, its only a piece of clothing, probably equivalent to a mans vest? But, I wouldnt be honest if I said I had zero interest. Wasnt the bra called obscene clothing in ancient China? It was something like a bib. When I was watching The Seven Heroes and Five Gants as a child, I never understood why a bib was called obscene clothing. Now I suddenly realized: Its definitely obscene and indecent when Im ying with the ss leaders bra. Maybe, because it was the middle of the night, I was nervous, my brain wascking oxygen, the impending smog, or other such reasons, I actually put the bra up to my nose and took a deep breath. Ah! How perverted! How could I do something like this! Was the charm of a fresh bra irresistible? There wasnt actually any strong smells. Eunuch Cao once told me about his experience: Only girls who were breastfeeding will have bras that smell like breast milk (God knows where he went to find his specimen). When I held the bra in my hands, it was extremely soft and light. Only if you carefully used your scent of smell, you can sense a faintly discernible scent of a young girl. The correct saying should be saying its like an orchid. Under the bask of the warm spring sun, a slender and elegant orchid. If you thought about it from a not serious perspective, the bra was actually pretty simr to a face mask. Ive heard that a foreigndy invented a bra that could filter poison gas to respond to terrorist attacks. As long as there were air contaminants, any female who was wearing this bra, could pull it out of their bosoms and use it to cover their face. The best part about the bra was that it was separable. It could be split in two, which meant that one bra could save two lives. Once after ss when I was discussing this with Eunuch Cao because I was bored, he really supported this amazing invention. He said the government should distribute it and regte that all females must wear these bras, including female students. That way if something like the Tokyo subway sarin attack urred, we could openly borrow the bras of our female ss mates. Of course, even if that became a reality, I doubt there would be any girls that would lend their bras to Eunuch Cao. In the end, he would still die with grievances. Following along with this wretched scenario, there are more boys than there are girls in our ss. That means there would definitely be people who would not receive a bra mask, would the boys start fighting over it? Wouldnt the girls give half of their bra to the ones they like first? If it was a fight, theres no one in our ss that could beat me. But, its kind of vulgar setting a bra as the victory prize. I still kinda hope that someone would willingly give one to me. If the ss leader was wearing this type of bra, would she give half to me? Normally speaking, wouldnt I first think of my seat neighbor, Xiao Qin? But would her bra be too small for my face? The ss leaders size fit me perfectly. Thats right, Im currently trying on the ss leaders bra by putting one half on my face. Just in case theres a biochemical attack in the future where my life would be in danger if I dont know how to wear it quickly. It seems like I have no more right to pursue the panty thief. I me the female hormones that the ss leader left behind in her bra. I felt hot from head to toe and my breathing was rushed. I kind of wanted to use the ss leaders bra for even more vulgar acts. My heart started to itch. No! I cant do that! If you do something like that, you cant return! Youll slowly degrade into a hopeless pervert! Calm down! Calm down! Think of something to calm down! Amitabha Buddha chants and Sister Feng are no longer sufficient! Right, Ill think of that Gong Linna that sang The Golden Cudgel . Thatll definitely extinguish these wicked thoughts. I leapt off my bed and started doing high speed pushups while humming the lyrics to The Golden Cudgel. 50, 51, 52......60 My body was still stiff in certain ces. A few times, my movements were too wide and almost hurt my own golden cudgel. Ah, Im so perverted, I raped the carpet in Auntie Rens room.... 100, 101, 102......200! Finally, when Gong Linna raised the cudgel, I slowly calmed down and returned to the bed with sore and swollen arms. I ced the ss leaders bra back under the pillow and vowed to not touch it again, otherwise I would have nightmares of Gong Linna and Sister Feng singing me a duet. The next morning I woke up early (a habit from my morning runs) and quickly tidied up the bed, especially the pillow. I have to make it so it seems like I never discovered the bra. Hopefully, when the ss leaderes to find her bra, she wont find anything suspicious. I nced at my watch, 6:50, the two girls still havent woken up. I can expect Xiao Qin toze in bed on the weekends, but doesnt the ss leader get up early every day? She has to prepare food for her brother, finish her unfinished homework, do some volunteer work at the pet hospital... there probably wouldnt be enough time in a day if she didnt wake up early. I stood in the living room and did a quick scan, I realized Xiao Qins bedroom door was wide open. there was no one inside, only an empty bed. The guest rooms door was still tightly shut. As expected, after I swapped rooms with the ss leader, Xiao Qin sneaked into the guest room. I didnt really hear her make any sounds. Im guessing Xiao Qin probably quietly crawled into the ss leaders bed (she assumed it was my bed) in the middle of the night. She probably wanted to wait until the ss leader to discover us the next morning to show off our rtionship. Because it was dark, she didnt realize that she was sleeping with the ss leader. She was probably worried that she would be chased out if she woke me up, so she quietly hid and eventually fell asleep. In summary, there are two girls sleeping on the guest bed who has no clue whats going on after they wake up. Although Ive never seen Xiao Qins sleeping posture, when I saw her lying on the grass slopes behind the ship yard, she slept like a starfish. That time, I wanted to quietly attack her in her sleep, but she suddenlyughed in her sleep, flipped up and kicked my in my kneecaps without any warning causing me to cry out in pain. The Little Tyrant who was woken up, grinned evilly while she pushed me down when I was trying to escape. She pushed my face into the ground while grabbing one of my legs and dragged me down the slope, forcing me to eat grass and dirt. Thats right, the wn mower technique that I used on peaked cap guy was inspired by the Little Tyrant. From this, it can be seen that Xiao Qin has a terrible sleeping posture. Even if she worked hard to be a girl in these past three years, she still left some traces of the past. Im assuming at this moment, shes probably in deep sleep andpletely forgot to hide herself. She probably started flipping around and maybe shes already hugging the ss leader? When I came out of the washroom after washing up, I heard a screame form the guest room: Why is it you!? Where did you hide Ye Lin ssmate!? It was Xiao Qins voice. I really wanted to see her flustered and exasperated expression. Xiao Qin? You... when did youe in? .... Why are you dressed like that! Based on the ss leaders question, it seems Xiao Qins attire was weird even in the eyes of a girl. Ye Lin ssmate likes it this way! But why are you wearing the same underwear as me!? Dont, dont lift my pajamas! What are you looking for? I cant hide anything in my pajamas! Dont change the topic! Why is your underwear the same as mine! Did someone give them to you? Take it off and let me have a look! Stop! Its going to rip! I bought a set at the supermarket when it was on sale! Its not strange if you have one either! No! There should only be one pair of these underwear on earth! Take yours off! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Shu Sha made a high pitched scream, it made my blood vessels burst. I didnt dare to imagine the scene of Xiao Qin forcibly removing the ss leaders underwear. Hahahahahahaha, ahahahaha!!! Suddenly, someone startedughing uncontrobly. I could immediately tell that it was only Xiao Qin who had that creepyugh. Stop, stop tickling me! ss leader, Im ticklish! Stop tickling me! Haha, ahahahaha Has she startedughing to the extent of tears? The two girls wrestled together, it seems one of them rode on top of the other and the mattress made a muffled sound. It seems like the ss leader found Xiao QIns weakness and started attacking viciously. Pranks, eh! It seems like you love pranks! If I dont teach you a lesson, you wont know whos the older sister! Ahahahahaha~~~No more...let me breathe! I give! Cant take it anymore... I used to think you were frail and sickly, so I always let you have your way, but it seems like that was unnecessary! You alreadypletely recovered! I... I havent recovered! If I dont pay attention, it would rpse! Ah~haha~please stop tickling! I cant take it anymore! Im gonna die! Save me! Say you wont y anymore pranks! That you wont use remote controlled mouse to scare me again! Eh? I dont have a remote controlled mouse? Ah~~~~No! I promise! I promise! After a series of fight sounds, the guest room gradually calmed down. After ten or more minutes, the two girls walked out one after the other. Chapter 108 – The Class Leader Loves to Meddle Xiao Qin was wearing the heart pajamas that the ss leader worest night, while the ss leader was fully dressed. Since Xiao Qin was tickled by the ss leader andughed for a while, her white face was flushed red. The ss leaders face was also a bit red, when she saw that I was already awake, she swept her gaze to the side. I knew there was something odd going on here. Since she gave her pajamas to Xiao Qin, that means when Xiao Qin sneaked into the guest room, she was probably only wearing a pair of underwear. I rejoiced inst nights strategic n. If she actually crawled onto my bed like that, dont even mention singing The Golden Cudgel, I wouldnt even be able to calm down if I chanted Diamond Sutra ten times. I also knew why the ss leader had an unnatural gaze. When she woke up she realized her bra was missing and probably remembered that she left it in my room. At this both moment, both girls were in front of me without wearing bras. I was a bit excited if I thought about it that way. Xiao Qin stuck out her tongue when she saw me. The ss leader went into Auntie Rens room without a word and afterwards looked at me with a strange expression. Did she find out? Dis she realize that I used her bra as a face mask? Did she wear her bra or was she worried I did something to it and left her bosom empty? After these events, the ss leader was a bit preupied and inattentive. She didnt really give us that much lessons in the morning and she nned to leave early because she said she had to cook lunch for her brother. Of course, I already ran downstairs and got her shoes from the shoemaker. Since the ss leader already escaped Xiao Qins evil clutches, I dont really have any reason to stay. Before leaving, I asked Xiao Qin to return Brother Optimus Prime and his fellow brothers. Unexpectedly, Xiao Qin quickly brought out the cardboard box. After she ced the box on the sofa, she even opened it to let me inspect the contents. My precious robots were indeed inside, but dont show it right in front of the ss leader! She told the ss leader while I was inspecting: This red robot is Ye Lin ssmates lifeblood, if I dont take care of it, hell hack me to death! Ye Lin ssmate also like the other robots too, sometimes hell ce them on a chess board to create a self made animation. The reason why Ye Lin ssmate came to my house was definitely to retrieve these robots, he wont rest until he gets them back! The ss leaders gaze was as if she was looking at a three year old. My younger brother doesnt even y with these anymore... No shit! Youre brothers interests has already moved onto his girlfriend! Whats wrong with liking robots? You didnt know that robots were a mans romance? Robots are way better than humans! They can turn their arms into drills, and also self detonate along with enemies... Forget it, exining it is useless, you females wouldnt understand! I wanted to stuff the robots into my backpack and leave, but right when I was going to reach out, the ss leader said: So, it turns out your mental age is so young. Whos mental age! Youre only older than me by one day, why are you pretending to be so mature! Are you saying you never properly took care of dolls when you were young... Wait, that doesnt seem like something the ss leader would do... but its not fair! Girls be dolls once they grow older, when you dressed and groomed dolls before, now you can just do it on yourself in front of a mirror! However, boys cant turn into robots! I ignored her, first I made sure brother Optimus Prime was in my hands. Xiao Qin innocently asked: Can you let me borrow it in the future? I ruthlessly stared back: Ill never let you touch it again! The ss leader who didnt know the backstory thought I was too selfish. What? Are these toys really expensive? Are these the so-called Action Figures? These arent models. China didnt even have the concept of those figurines when I was young. These are just normal toys bought from shopping malls or street stalls. So, its a normal toy? I thought it was something special! Ye Lin, if you like robots that much, Ill just give you one! Eh? ss leader, you y with toys? How unexpected! When my brother was in third grade, he got our parents to buy a robot for him, the one with giant wings on its back...Although he stopped ying with itter on, Ive always kept it in the closet since it didnt break. I wanted to give it to a rtives child... So, now you want to give it to me! Because Im even more immature than your rtives children? Stop joking around! I only want to retrieve my childhood memories from Xiao Qin! Also, the robots with wings on their backs, arent they Japanese super series robots? Dont dirty my pure collection with that filth! Do you want it? After I didnt reply, the ss leader continued on. Xiao Zhe also has a SpongeBob SquarePants and a Happy Feet toy, if you want it Ill give you both too. Who wants those dirty stuffed toys! Those toys dont have any masculinity, they are probably toys you two shared! I even kept the water gun that Xiao Zhe had as a child, but I already turned it into a spray bottle for nts, otherwise I would have gave it to you too. ........ I also have a set of medical treatment toy dolls from when I was a child. I couldnt give them away since they looked a bit creepy, are you interested? ........ Oh, right! Auntie Zhen, who lives next door, said that after her son graduated from kindergarten, he only ys with his iPad and she doesnt know what to do with his toys. Perfect timing, I can get them for you. Enough, ss leader! Stop looking at me with those eyes! I cant stand it anymore! I... didnte here specially to take back these toys, it was just convenient! Dont misunderstand... Thats not true! Xiao Qin interjected, Ye Lin ssmate clearly came just to take his toys! He yearned for these toys for years! Boo hoo ~~~ how terrible! He only thought about toys and not about me! Hey Xiao Qin, stop making thing up! Im already this old, how can I like childish robot toys! It was only because it was convenient... The ss leader stared at the mountain of robot toys in the cardboard box in silence, then she looked at my not spacious backpack, my lie was exposed under her acute senses. Its not embarrassing to admit your hobbies. ying with robots is at least better than Cao JingShen, who reads H manga all day. Dont mention that! Im the one who sold those H manga to Cao JingShen! If you found out my family business, you would despise me even more! I... dont y with robots at home! Actually, I dont have to bring all of them back... As if she was waiting for that line, Xiao Qin suddenly asked: Then, can Ye Lin ssmate lend them to me for a while? Eh? Since Im really childish, I love robot toys. I have to talk with them every night or I cant fall asleep! Ye Lin ssmate, since you dont really need them, lend me them for a while! But... Ah! You wont lend it? As expected, Ye Lin ssmate cant live without them! Im sorry, I shouldnt rob you of your love, please take them all away! Xiao Qin made an expression as if she was wronged, then she sat on the sofa without another word. The ss leader scrunched her brows. Xiao Qin, will you really lose sleep without these robots? Xiao Qin nodded her head with a whimper. The ss leader shifted her inquisitive gaze towards me. Ye Lin, dont take all of them, can you leave a few for Xiao Qin? Xiao Qin said in a hurry: I like the red one that Ye Lin ssmate is holding right now! I speak with it every night! Screw you! Brother Optimus Prime wouldnt speak to you! You want me to leave the most important one behind! The ss leader said to me: Lend this one to Xiao Qin, if youre not happy, Ill buy you a new one. Dont use a tone as if youre negotiating with a child! The childish boy that you see in your eyes almost rubbed one out with your brast night! The ss leader reached over as she spoke and prevented me from cing brother Optimus prime in my bag. Obviously, the ss leaders strength couldnt bepared to mine, but I was afraid of breaking brother Optimus Prime and I didnt want to seem really attached to the toy robots, so she was able to take it from me. After she received brother Optimus Prime, she handed it to the delighted Xiao Qin. I knew there was no more point taking back the other robots, it would only make me seem even more childish in front of the ss leader. Damn it! I was so close! Why can Xiao Qin guess my thoughts so urately? Why did I have to meet the ss leader who loves to meddle? As I left from Xiao Qins home, myplexion was even worse than the gloomy sky. Chapter 109 – I Need New Equipment After Changing Classes into a Girl TN: Happy New Years! Hope you guys have a good one! Enjoy the chapter. On Monday, as expected, Xiao Qin came to school as normal. But in my eyes, she has never been normal. During teacher Yus English ss, Xiao Qin would periodically pull open her cor and giggle while ncing at her own chest. What are you doing? Were in ss! (*^__^*)Hehe......I keep wanting to take a look because Im happy, I think its a bit bigger than this morning. I didnt even need to ask to know what shes referring to. Stop dreaming! You think youre a nt after it rains? B-but, I heard that girls develop faster after they have their menarche. That should be true in theory, but I always feel that Xiao Qin looks like she would be t breasted for life. In order to respond to Ye Lin ssmates expectations, I hope theyll grow bigger soon! Xiao Qin said with a longing expression. Do you think youre a rabbit? That youll grow by eating carrots?! Also, who has that kind of vulgar expectations! Whether youre t chested or big breasted has nothing to do with me! Xiao Qin once again pulled open her cor and cared about her t chest like how my dad cares about his penguins on his QQ farm. Report! Report to the teacher! Ren XiaoQin sexually harassed me during ss! I really wanted to raise my hands and say that! The problem is, will anyone even believe me! Other than that case, Xiao Qin became even more intimate with the ss leader. She even expressed that she wants to learn how to cook from the ss leader and that the ss leader should go to her house as a guest. Im assuming she wants to steal cooking techniques from her enemy? She wouldnt harm the ss leader before learning, right? Since Xiao Qin was already healed, I dont have to go easy on her anymore. Its time to put my womanizer n into action. Although Ive already set the ss leader as my number one target, since its a womanizer n, there needs to be more than one target. I started to pay attention to the other girls in my ss, like how they dressed, or what they talked about, I have never done this before. It wasnt just the ones from my ss. After ss, I stared at the passing girls in the hallway. My sudden change in behavior caused the girls to tremble in fear and a rumor started that I was the panty thief. They whispered to each other about how Ye Lin started going through puberty, how he stares at girls during the day and steals their underwear at night. As for whether or not I wore the underwear on my head, their opinions differed. But theres one thing they have agreed on, that Im one of the biggest perverts in the school, seeded only by my pupil, Eunuch Cao. It seems there was someone who jokingly said to the prettiest girl in the school: You might as well take care of that monster, Ye Lin. Although hes not fit as a boyfriend, hes suitable as a bodyguard. That way you wont be bothered by lechers outside of school, its also beneficial to the school! The prettiest girl in the school responded with augh: haha. Haha, my ass! Who wants to be your bodyguard! You think youre so beautiful and elegant and shit, that you have to participate in allpetitions and performances. You dont even care if you ce in anything, but you arent satisfied until you make all the male contestant fall head over heels for you and then line up to give you love letters, right? You are indeed beautiful, but do you have to always remind others how good you look? Honestly, I think if Shu Sha puts on makeup, she wont lose, but she doesnt care about obtaining the title of the prettiest girl in the school. Ye Lin ssmate, can youe with me after school to buy something? During the break, Xiao Qin found me who was standing in the middle of the field who was in deep thought. Buy what? Cant you take the ss leader with you? But, if I bought that with a girl, I would be embarrassed... Xiao Qin made a bitter face. Embarrassed? I dont know about girls, but if were speaking about what boys would find hard to buy with each other, I could only think of Adult books with strange fetishes, or the H books that we sell... Does Xiao Qin want to buy something simr? H books or tools for girls? Have you already degraded to this level? Hey, what do you want to buy? Bra... Are you ying me! Shouldnt you buy bras with girls in the first ce? What are you nning by dragging a boy to buy bras with you! But, if the ss leader finds out that Im the smallest size, shellugh at me! Xiao Qin became more anxious. No, she wouldntugh! Youve already crawled in bed with the ss leader and shes already seen everything. If she was going tough, then she would beughing at you, not at your breasts! Why do you have to buy it today? Do you not have any left? Xiao Qin pressed two of her fingers together and acted ashamed. Actually, Ive never worn one before... Eh? Ive always thought that if I wore a bra when Im t chested, it would feel like a crime... as if its a boy dressing up as a girl. Thats true, if I pulled down your shirt when we were fighting as kids and saw you wearing a bra, I definitely would have thought of you as a perverted transvestite and not a girl. Right? Ive also heard that growth would be stunted by a bra, so Ive never bought one... Wait a sec, so are you telling me when I went to your house to repair yourputer and I thought you were seducing me by wearing no bra, but it was just your usual attire? Youre pretty tough! A 14-year-old girl running around with no bra, are you not afraid of it sticking out during summer? Xiao Qin continued to say: The ss leader already scolded me because I wasnt wearing anything. Ive already reflected and since I already had my first period, Im officially a girl and so I should try wearing a bra... But you dont have to drag me with you! Even if youre afraid of the ss leaderughing, isnt there still Auntie Ren? Uh... Moms too busy and cant make any time, if I think about it only Ye Lin ssmate can apany me... No! Im not going! My dignity as a man is at stake. Cant you go by yourself? Its not like its heavy, you dont even need someone to hold the bags! Ye Lin ssmate, how can you be like that! This is very heavy on a young girls heart! That restless feeling you have when you buy a bra for the first time, can you understand it? My heart is thumping! That sweet and distressful feeling, I really wish to share it with someone close to me! A-also, if the salesperson is a young man, I have no way of speaking with him! What nonsense, which underwear store would have male employees? No! Ye Lin ssmate has toe with me! If you donte... Then, what would you do? I asked while crossing my arms in front of my chest. Xiao Qin pouted her mouth, If you donte, Ill tell the ss leader that the underwear I wore yesterday was a gift from you! Who gave that to you! Werent you the one who forcibly took it from me? Hmph, I dont care! Its too suspicious that the ss leader has the same underwear as me! If I investigate with the ss leader, well definitely find out the truth! Finding out the truth my ass! If they really verified that the underwear was the one that the ss leader lost, I would unjustly bebeled as the underwear thief! Shu Zhe definitely wouldnt testify for me, hes still hateful that I took the underwear without paying! At that time, I wont be able to wash my hands clean of the crime no matter what I do! I had no choice but agree to go to the mall across the subway station with her after ss. Should I cover my face? I dont want anyone I know to see me buying bras with a female ssmate! People would definitely misunderstand, and think were dating! Chapter 110 – Black Wood Ear Mushroom I always thought the name Henderson Department Store was really strange. (TN: Henderson in Chinese is Heng Ji where the individual character Heng means evesting and Ji is gay) All throughout China, regardless if youre a magician, a pianist, or a singer, if they get involved in a sex scandal with the opposite sex, they would feel embarrassed to walk the streets. It seems Henderson Department Store is at the forefront of our current generation. Its fine just being gay, but to go as far as forever gay, are you nning on being gay til the end of the world! I hesitated in front of this gay department store and wasnt sure if I should follow Xiao Qin inside. There were people of all ages entering and exiting the building. Some were middle aged females carrying their child, some were elderly couples with white hair, some were same sex college friends, and flirting couples were also amon urrence. Amongst the crowd, we were the only ones wearing our uniform and carrying backpacks. You could immediately tell that we were students that just left school. Since there were many young men among the customers, it made Xiao Qin a bit nervous, and she nestled against me without a word. When she didnt act crazy, she was pretty gentle and cute. I stood in front of the department store without walking inside. Xiao Qin didnt urge me either as if she was willing to apany me for an eternity. I thought about it and didnt want to stand here and continue the shame y. There were already a lot of passersbys that were pointing at us. There was an intellectual young married woman wearing sses who told her elementary school age daughter: You see that? If you dont work hard and study, youll only be able to find that kind of boyfriend in the future! Her daughter nced at me and immediately started crying. Mommy~~mommy~~ that person is staring at me! Please dont let me be taken by him, okay? Ill definitely listen to mom! Ill never get married in the future! Ill design a rocket with mom and dad! It seems I inadvertently created an aeronautics engineer. I have no more regrets since I made such arge contribution to my country. No regrets my ass! Why are you using me as a negative role model? Is there such a drastic contrast when I stand next to Xiao Qin? You guys havent seen her true self! Dont think that shes a cute and helpless-looking girl! Do you guys think that were together because I threatened her? Stop joking around! I was the one who was threatened by her toe to this gay store and buy a bra! Ye Lin ssmate, can I grab on to you arms? Xiao Qin asked when she saw that most of the passing couples were locking arms. I immediately fiercely refused: No! Stop getting ahead of yourself! Youre already lucky that I came with you! Xiao Qin lowered her head in a whimper as if she was the victim in a case of domestic violence. Not far from us was pair of one tall and one fat otaku with thick, round sses. After seeing how I treated Xiao Qin, they started furiously conversing with each other. Still not content with such a beautiful girlfriend! God is blind! Exactly! Were both wise and handsome yet were still single and can only jack off! The gaze they used to stare at me was filled with resentment and jealousy. Resent my ass! Dont just talk, if you had any skille and steal Xiao Qin! I wont stop you even if you flirt with her right in front of me! If you actually took Xiao Qin away from me, I wont be angry, Ill even visit your house with gifts! Im not sure if those two were too used to ndering on the, but their voices were loud as if there was no one around. As they walked closer, they didnt even lower their voice and the fat one continued to say: Hmph, the good meat is taken by dogs! A good bitch taken by dog... As I saw they were getting out of line, I started getting angry. I suddenly took a step forward and stared at them like a wolf. Although they were both older than me and one of them was taller than me, I wasnt afraid of them. When I went to cafes with Xiao Ding from the pet hospital, Ive already seen the life of otaku. For 24 hours, other than eating and using the washroom, they would spend their time online, gaming. Some of them would even save time on their meals. They would pull all nighters for a week and only eat one cup of ramen per day and finally faint inside the washroom (It was Xiao Ding who called the ambnce) If you abuse your own body like that, you can already expect the results. Thats why when I made a ferocious appearance, those two ran away in a hurry. They had zero courage unlike me. But after running a short distance they were still whispering to each other and I could faintly hear the words ck wood ear mushroom and other filthy obscenities. (TN: ck wood ear mushroom is a ng that refers to a girls vagina and how she has a lot of sex.) I wanted to chase after them but Xiao Qin held on to me. As if she was afraid of getting me mad, she quickly loosened her grip. But it seems she didnt want to let go entirely, so she used her index finger and thumb to pinch onto my clothes thinking she wouldnt be discovered. Whatever, she kind of looks like a child whos afraid of getting lost. Lets stop wandering around and quickly find an underwear shop to buy what we need. A man should face reality. I wanted to dy not buying a bra, but it was only making it worse. Xiao Qin who was holding a corner of my clothes suddenly asked: Whats ck wood ear mushroom? Based on her bewildered expression, it seems she actually doesnt know. Since herputer skills are terrible, she probably doesnt surf the that much. She even stayed for three years at home and lost touch with society, so it makes sense when she doesnt understand certain ngs. Especially since her main way of gathering knowledge is through Japanese shoujo manga, furthermore, theyre the official Hong Kong and Taiwan versions, so its impossible for those trantors to use any coarsenguage. Unlike the domestic manga stand where they sell pirated copies, those are full of ngs and popr jargon. Regardless of whether their a Japanese high school student or a pistol wielding American space cowboy, they all speak like Zhao BenShan. I prefer thetter trantions since theyre moreedic. After she saw me daze out for a while without answering, she asked again: Is ck wood ear mushroom not food? In order to get my attention, she raised her voice and it attracted the people in our surroundings. I thought it was extremely awkward and quietly told Xiao Qin: Well, you could call it food... When Im at KFC ordering, why do people snicker behind me when I order the fresh and tasty ck wood ear mushroom? Uhh...That KFC menu item is pretty funny, they even added fresh and tasty in front.... Is fresh and tasty wrong? Isnt the selling point of ck wood ear mushroom is that its fresh and tasty? Xiao Qin blinked herrge misty eyes. Well, its not wrong to say its fresh and tasty... Whats wrong! Ye Lin ssmate, why do you keep beating around the bush! Why cant you just tell me! Stop asking, its not something you should know. Why can you know, but not me? Are you treating me like a child!? Xiao Qin was indeed like a child. Asking about ck wood ear mushroom in publicpletelycking inmon sense, is something only a child would do. Once, when I was eating in the cafeteria, I asked the ss leader about ck wood ear mushrooms, but she asked me who I heard it from with a serious face.... Does she even need to ask, that word is used all over the web, just dont say you heard it from the news or something. I thought about it, but cant really remember where I heard it from. I might as well just tell the ss leader that I heard it from Ye Lin ssmate! Can you have some integrity! Who said that to you! Can you not intentionally try to lower my position in the eyes of the ss leader! The ss leadersplexion didnt look good and she told me it was a bad word used to insult females. She said that Ye Lin ssmate, who would randomly say it to females was a bad person and that I should keep my distance from you. The ss leader isnt wrong! No, Im not talking about the part where she says Im a bad person, Im talking about the part where the ck wood ear mushroom is a bad word and you shouldnt try to get to the bottom of it! I must know, how does ck wood ear mushroom insult girls! Is it the same thing as SB, but for girls? (TN: SB is inte ng for idiot) Xiao Qin became more stubborn and twisted my clothes until her fingers turned white. As an example, if the ss leader called Ye Lin ssmate an SB, then Ye Lin ssmate can also call the ss leader an SB. Both sides will be even and the ss leader probably wont be that upset. But if Ye Lin ss mate called her ck wood ear mushroom, since its targeted to girls, the ss leader cant rebuttal and shell be so upset. No, if I called her ck wood ear mushroom, shell probably just p me? Ye Lin ssmate is so narrow minded! You and the ss leader both clearly know what it mean, but you guys wont tell me! If you dont tell me, Ill have to find the truth through tests! Huh? How would you put it to test? Some things are better not known! ck wood ear mushroom is ck because of too much tests! Hmph~~Ye Lin ssmate, do you see that couple whos walking towards us? They look like university students, they must know more than me! Ill go up to the girl and call her ck wood ear mushroom, they definitely wont put it to rest and theyll curse back! Then I can obtain a lot of information and use it to analyze the meaning of ck wood ear mushroom! I followed Xiao Qins line of sight and saw a male and female couple that stopped in front of a small jewellery stand. The male seemed a bit bashful and the female seemed pretty pure, this might be their first rtionship. Can you not destroy other peoples rtionship! Its hard going out on a date, how would they feel when you start cursing and insulting them! Wait! Dont you have androphobia? That guy is pretty young, arent you afraid of facing him? Um....With Ye Lin ssmate next to me, Ill have a bit more courage. Also, Ill only be taking care of his girlfriend, Ill let you handle him! \(RQ)/ Huhu, Ive been anticipating a couple vs couple battle for a long time... What is there to look forward to! Also, whos your lover! Hey, ck wood ear mushroom, over here, the one wearing the scarf... The university couple turned around with an astonished expression and I quickly covered Xiao Qins mouth and forcibly pulled her away. Finally, I told Xiao Qin to ask the school doctor, Chen YingRan. That female pervert will definitely tell you what it means. It turns out Xiao Qin already asked before and she said it was apliment and meant a girl was very attracting. Well, from a certain perspective, its also not wrong... But Xiao Qin was definitely confused by the doctor and the ss leaderspletely different answers. Xiao Qins attention was finally diverted when we reached an underwear store. Chapter 111 – Buying Underwear Manager! I want to buy a bra! Xiao Qin said to the professionally dressed female salesperson. Because she was mistaken as the manager, the young female salesperson smiled and walked out from behind the counter to service Xiao Qin. This was a smaller store in a weird location, it also wasnt rush hour so Xiao Qin and I were the only customers. I picked this store because I was afraid of being seen. Even if it was someone I didnt know, its still embarrassing standing inside a store for females. The sales person brought Xiao Qin to the middle of all the goods and started her introduction. Prettydy, what style do you like? Dont know! Ive never worn one before! Xiao Qins answer was pretty straightforward. The salespersons face was filled with dark lines, It, its fine even if you havent worn it before, Ill choose one that fits you the best... whats your lower size? Eh? Why do you need to know my hip measurements for a bra? Xiao Qin blinked her eyes with suspicion. No, not hip measurement, the lower size is band size or size under your breast... Its fine, Ill measure it for you right now. The salesperson went behind the counter and got a tape measurer. Xiao Qin removed her backpack, looked left and right, but couldnt find a suitable ce to put it. You can put it behind the counter. The salesperson pointed behind her, If you have any valuables, then you can just let your boyfriend hold it. I mean, isnt that why you brought him? She said while she looked at me. Whos her boyfriend? Also, what did you mean when you said I was brought to carry things? As expected, all men are ves in the eyes of women! After she heard what the salesperson said, Xiao Qin beamed with delight, she pranced over and handed the bag to me: Then, sorry for bothering Ye Lin ssmate! Ill make sure to pick a bra that you like! What! Youre the one wearing the bra, not me, why does it matter if I like it! I received her Hello Kitty bag while huffing in anger and held the bag awkwardly like how Dong CunRui held the bomb. After measuring Xiao Qins pitiful bust, the salesperson said with difficulty: Uh... We have training bras for maturing girls, its perfect for a beautifuldy such as yourself.... Maturing? Xiao Qins eyes brightened up, As in the ones to help it grow? The salesperson almost spat out, No, no it wont help it grow...Im saying its specially designed for adolescent girls. Its wireless, tight fit, high sticity, wont restrict, wont constrict nds, and it can help with the shape... Xiao Qin was duped by the salesperson and repeatedly nodded her head. The salesperson felt that she had to snag the customer in one spurt, so she quickly retrieved two objects from on top of the shelves and showed it to Xiao Qin. How about this? You can feel it, its 100% cotton, breathable and absorbent, it has wide shoulder straps, it wont leave marks on the shoulder, and its very suitable for first-time bra wearers! Xiao Qin hesitatingly felt the fabric on the bra while gazing at me with a look of inquiry. Stop looking at me! I cant give you any suggestions since Ive never worn a bra! These two are the same brand and made specifically for students. What do you think about this blue one? Its cuter, theres even a butterfly in the center! But, it doesnt seem that sexy! Xiao Qin said without hesitation. The salesperson choked for a bit and was momentarily speechless, shes probably thinking: You want to be sexy with those pitiful breasts? You should be lucky Im not rmending childrens undergarments! But she couldnt offend a customer and her expression was still a smile: Prettydy, we have a lot of sexy underwear in our store and they are way more expensive than student underwear. Ill definitely make more money, but why didnt I rmend them? Its because the most important thing is that it should be a suitable fit. At your age, youre sweet and cute, randomly wearing sexy underwear would affect growth... But... Xiao Qin pouted towards me, Im afraid Ye Lin ssmate wont be satisfied! The salesperson nced at me with a strange expression then briskly walked towards me holding the two pairs of underwear. While walking towards me, she turned around and said to Xiao Qin: Ill let your boyfriend have a look, will you feel at ease if he has noints? Dont, donte over her! Im only responsible for holding the bags, not choosing underwear! The salespersonpletely ignored the awkward expression on my face. She stuck both pairs of underwear in front of my face and I couldnt avoid it even if I wanted to. The one on the left hand was the blue one. It had a butterfly knot, wave patterns on the strap and sides, there were also a lot of small anchor prints in the center. It was pretty cartoon-like and it was a pretty good match by Xiao Qins standards. The one on the right hand was the light pink one. There were many star prints on it, some were solid and some were outlines. Compared to the other bras in this store, these two were pretty simple. It was basically as if they shortened a skintight vest. It should be suitable for Xiao Qin? Shes been a boy for many years, perhaps it would be easier for her to get used to it by wearing a vest-like bra. Tsk, Xiao Qin was standing over there looking at me full of anticipation, she must actually like this bra, but was too embarrassed to say so, so she insisted on making me make the decision. Might as well let her buy this bra, theres nothing wrong with it being childish, the more childish she dresses, the less threat she poses to me. Thinking of that, the corner of my mouth revealed a disdainful sneer. My expression seems to have been misunderstood, the salesperson frowned slightly, looking at my eyes and said: Stop just always thinking of yourself, you should think about your girlfriend sometimes! Eh? what do you mean? Did you think that I felt that these bras were not sexy enough, and wanted her to wear those adult styles that would affect development? Stop joking! Even if I wanted her to wear those, theyll just slide right off! These are fine. I turned my eyes away. As long as itsfortable to wear, and is harmless to the body. The salesperson contently walked back to Xiao Qin. Your boyfriend said yes! Lets continue to choose some more! The two people continue to chatter some more, some words could be heard clearly, some could not. Sometimes they even turned around, looked at me and snickered. Whats so funny! Im a man standing in a lingerie shop with a Hello Kitty backpack, is that funny! Salesperson, can you please concentrate on selling underwear? Are you not satisfied unless you smack talk me with Xiao Qin? The salesperson finally got back to business, but what she talked about next made me red with embarrassment. In order to meet the needs of the development of adolescent breasts, this model of bra alsoes with the bump positioning capabilities! Do you see this line? Feel it with your hands... Do you understand? This design can guarantee the development space of the breast. Dont underestimate this. If you wear an inappropriate bra, it will cause poor development of the breast, leading to a breast head depression, you may need surgical corrections! Xiao Qins had an expression like she just learned something and she subconsciously reached out to touch her chest. Dont feel for your own bumps over the school uniform! This is a public area! Can you have some awareness as a girl! Even the salesperson is watching you with a stunned look! Phew, fortunately, mines arent depressed... Xiao Qin rxed her shoulders relieved, and said with confidence: It doesnt matter! Even if I mine were depressed, Ye Lin will be responsible for helping me suck it out! Who will help you with that kind of thing! Let your real boyfriend do it! The way the salesperson is looking at you, especially at me, has risen to a new height! Youre noting to buy underwear, but to piss me off! Youre inventing new methods of bullying me every day! Im almost crying! When Xiao Qin entered the changing room to test the bra, the salesperson leaned against the door of the changing room, she asionally nced over with a strange look. When our gazes met, she quickly looked away. Manager, manager! Im done! Can I let my boyfriend in to see if its suitable or not? Xiao Qin asked while knocking on the door of the changing room. I, I cant do that. If some other customer came in, it would be difficult to exin... If he really wants to see it, you can find some time to wear it for him... Thats right! Manager, youre really smart! I will wear it for Ye Lin ssmate tonight! Ha ha...... The salesman smiled helplessly and stared at me like a thief. As if she was afraid that I would barge into the changing room to watch Xiao Qin change her clothes. I suddenly heard a few familiar voicesing from somece close by. Its so boring. Im gonna die of boredom! Right? Brother Ye doesnt even take us to fight.... Huh? Isnt that Xing Xing over there? One, two, three, four, five, all five from the Five Tiger Punishment Squad were there, were they going to go y games? Did theye together because they were afraid theyll get into a dispute with someone? It doesnt matter what you guys want to y, but just dont look over here! They were only around 10 meters away, if they saw me buying underwear with Xiao Qin, my dignity will never return! I couldnt think of any other way than to use Xiao Qins backpack to block my face, to muddle through. I dont know whether it was because of the backpack or because they didnt look over her. When I put the bag down, the five of them were already gone. How unbearable, on one hand, I was being monitored by the salesperson, on the other, I was worried about the fiveing back. The time it took for Xiao Qin to try on clothes felt like a century for me. Finally, they picked three trainer bras. The sales person had ced the bras on the counter, it was kept in an exquisite shopping bag. Then she fixed her gaze on me, meaning that I should pay. Chapter 112 – American Express Centurion Card Thats a total of 102 dors, I took off the extra two dors, thank you for your patronage. After the salesperson finished speaking, she looked at me intently. Honestly, there was nothing wrong with me paying. Lets ignore everything else, theres still the fact that I owe him thousands of dors of sry when Xiao Qin copied the Bible. However, the salesperson doesnt know any inside information. If I paid without saying a word, it would establish the fact that I was Xiao Qins boyfriend. So I put on a scowl towards the salesperson. It meant: What are you looking at! Im not this crazy girls boyfriend, Im just an ordinary ssmate! Go ask her for the money! The salesperson did not shy away from my gaze and stared back, as if to say: You arent even willing to spend 100 dors, why are you dating? Hurry up and pay! How embarrassing would it be for your girlfriend if you dont pay! Suddenly I kind of understood why Shu Zhe was alwayscking money. As it turns out, a boyfriend not only has to provide strengthbor, but also act as an ATM! When I was hesitating, I felt someone poking my thigh with their fingertips. Who else could it be? With a slightly lowered his head, Xiao Qin was pretending to look in another direction. In one hand, she was holding a shopping bag, and in the other hand, she was holding a piece of paper that was folded several times. On the paper, revealed the dearly loved Chairman Mao. Using the counter as shelter, she tried to hand the bill to me from an angle where the salesperson could not see. Why are you being so superfluous! Are you worried that I have no money, so it would be embarrassing to be stared at by the salesperson? If you are so worried, cant you just hand over the money directly to the salesperson? Why do you have to pass it through me! Do you want me to pay for you (even if it is taken from your wallet), even if the salesperson mistakenly thinks that you are my girlfriend, how would it benefit you? Do you think this is a vote? Once you have enough people to support you, you would be my girlfriend? Seeing that I ignored her Chairman Mao, Xiao Qin looked up and started to whistle to attract my attention. She still held a corner of the banknote and waved it slightly. The movement somehow reminded me of a swimming carp. Dont be foolish! I wont ept it! Its not that Im not willing to spend money on you. What Im worried about the views of others after I spend money on you! Suddenly, I remembered the ck credit card that Ai Mi had given me before. Ive never used it for so long, I just forgot about it... Let me take a look, and its still in my wallet! I might as well use this card! In this case, Im not spending money on you, but its the sry that Ai Mi gave you for copying the Bible! This card was really cool to the touch! What metal is it made from! I handed the credit card to the salesperson. She was obviously stunned and looked it over in her hands several times. What? Youve never seen it before? There are tons people whoe and go in thisrge shopping mall. There should be a lot of credit cards that pass through. Xiao Qin saw that I used a credit card and felt a bit surprised. Then she shoved Chairman Mao back into her pocket. The expression on her face seemed a bit embarrassed, but it was quickly reced by sweet bliss. Dont misunderstand! This is your sry! I dont want any rtions with you! Economic rtions are not good either! The salesperson had already swiped the card on the machine. She frowned and took out a pen for me to sign. Ah, I was careless. Although a credit card does not require a password, it was necessary to provide a signature. Whose name should I sign! Sign Ai Mis name? Or did she use the name of Ai Mier when she made this card? Also, her signature should be in English! I still remember that Ai Mi said that her mother made this card for her. Then, should I actually sign her mothers name? Where can I go to meet her mother! Shes always so forgetful! Ai Mi is definitely a garbage teammate! What should I do now? I suddenly remembered, Xing Xing once told me that verification on signatures for credit cards in China was not very strict. Once he bought something, he deliberately signed as grey wolf in cursive and it still passed. Ok, if thats the case, I can also use cursive! What should I write? Lets write Adidas! Since I had some sports equipment from Adidas, its one of the few English words I can remember! Right before I started to sign, the phone on the counter rang. The salesperson picked up the phone skillfully. Hello, this is the mingo Undergarments Store... The person at the other end of the phone said a few words, and the salespersons face changed. Its for you. The salesman handed me the phone in confusion, and I also received it with doubt. Hello? There was a low-pitched voice from a middle-aged man in the phone. Please forgive me for my presumptuous question: Did you pick up this credit card? Eh? Was this the bank that issued the credit card? Did they call me directly because I wanted to fake the signature? Somethings not right! I only thought about it, there was no fait apli, does your machine act as a polygraph!? Your illegal technology is too incredible! Im the Assistant Director of American Express for Internal Affairs in China. My surname is Wang. You can call me Commissioner Wang. Please forgive me if my guess was incorrect. But, ording to the conversation I just had with the saleswoman, the one who apanied you, shouldnt be Miss Ai Mi? If you identally picked up this card, please wait 15 minutes, we will send someone to pick it up, I hope you can cooperate. Although he used honorific words when he spoke, his assertive statements and his matter of fact tone made me very unhappy. Hey, for what reason are you saying I picked up this card? If I dont cooperate with you, what can you do? Commissioner Wang was silent for a moment. Sir, the credit card you used is not an ordinary credit card. Its the AmEx Centurion card (TN: or AmEx ck Card) that can only be used by a very small number of extremely sessful people. Some people call it the King of Cards. Not anyone who wants one can apply. They must pass our qualifications and then invitations would be sent out C so we have aprehensive grasp of the customers information. (TN: It seems you need to spend upwards of $150,000+ USD a year and have a sry of $1M+ USD a year or something to even be considered, or something like that there are no actual numbers) The implication is that he doesnt know me, so I cant be the owner of the credit card. Even if you were Miss Ai Mi, she does not fully satisfy the invitation requirements by herself. The reason why she has usage rights to this card is because we ounted for her mother. The conditions are strict because the cardholders also enjoy the same treatment, as long as they hold it, no matter where in the world, they will enjoy the full service of ourpany. Of course, you must be a legitimate user... I suddenly realized that the reason why Commissioner Wang talked so much was actually because he was dying time. But because I didnt actually steal it, I wasnt worried. On the contrary, I was a bit excited to see the oue. After a while a few dozen muscr men would surround me, wouldnt it beedic once they realized they came for nothing? I was more interested in the benefits of this credit card than the banker thugs who wille soon. I covered the speaker and asked the salesperson who had stood still for a while: Whats the AmEx ck card? Have you seen it before? The salesperson blinked as if she just woke from a dream with the cold card still gripped in her hands. Really... Is this really an AmEx ck card? Ive only heard of it before but never seen it. Even among the Hong Kong movie star, it seems that only Tony Leung has used it... She held her breath and attentively re-examined the ck card. Her focused eyes was like gollum looking at the ring. This feels really cool. I heard it was made of titanium... The salesperson said in admiration. Suddenly she had a nk look. She probably recalled that I might not be the legal owner of this card. Maybe she will also be arrested after a while? Ye Lin ssmate, whats the matter? Is there any trouble? Xiao Qin asked me with a slight tilt of her head. Nothing, I can deal with it! I replied, then stopped covering the speaker on the phone. Hey, Commissioner Wang, you did a pretty good job at dying time! The other end hesitated for a bit, Sir, you are very smart, why do you have to do stupid things? Our staff will arrive in 5 minutes. Please cooperate and hand the ck card to them. I have already informed the Henderson building security, if you tried to escape now, you will be intercepted. I looked behind me with the corner of my eye, and there were two beefy ck-clothed security guards staring at me. The jokes been going on for long enough. It seems its time to tell the truth. It would be bad if I get beaten by a crowdter on. I smiled and told Wang Commissioner that this card was loaned to me by Ai Mi. If he doesnt believe me, he can call her cell phone. Maybe it was the phone number I mentioned was exactly the same as the one recorded in the customer profile. Commissioner Wang asked me to wait for a while and got in touch with Ai Mi with another phone. Although Commissioner Wang desperately lowered the volume, because he didnt want me to hear the conversation between him and Ai Mi, but Ai Mi didnt cooperate with him at all. Her ultra high frequency sharp voice kept going on and I could even feel her anger from here. On the phone, Ai Mi unleashed a torrent of abuse at Commissioner Wang. I vaguely heard a few words that were spoken loudly: I can lend my card to whomever I want! Why do you guys care! Ill ask my mother to hire awyer to sue you guys! Yes! I lent it to him! His name? Cant you ask him yourself? Dont you guys value customers first? Now, hes your customer, so go serve him! Whats his rtion to me?... Probably a manservant, no, hes my steward! Ah! Damn, I have an urgent matter here, I cant speak with you anymore! In short, regardless of what he bought, just pretend I bought it! If your service is not good, just wait for the subpoena! When Wang Commissioner came back to talk to me, I heard that he had licked his lips multiple times. Sorry, sir, can you tell us your name if it is convenient? I think that it was not easy for him to be scolded by Ai Mi. I didnt make it anymore difficult for him and just told him the truth. Thank you, your basic information has been recorded, and we will treat you as a customer with the same rights as Ms. Ai Mi er, and provide you with quality service. In order enjoy thepanys services, I will exin it to you: there is no overdraft limit for the ck card, you can use it freely within the scope permitted byw, and you can sign your own name when you need a signature. Thepanys customer service department is located all over the world. If you have any personal problem at all, you can ask for help and we will do our best to meet your requirements. (TN: Apparently you can ask them for any request lol) After he finished speaking, he gave me a phone number and said that I can contact him directly. Because Ai Mi threatened to sue him, he was extra careful and apologized to me. The mall security was quickly called out by the department manager. It seems that thepany was quite efficient. Finally, I finally used the so-called King of Cards to buy a 100 dor bra for Xiao Qin. Was it a bit of an overkill? When the salesperson returned the card to me, it seemed that she exhausted all her strength. The loan was settled and Xiao Qin happily took the shopping bag and walked out of the store. As for the ck card with no overdraft limit and the ability to buy a ne, she seemed disinterested and didnt ask where I got it from. She stared at the shopping bag in her arms, sometimes would blush, sometimes would grin foolishly, and immersed herself into her own world. When I put the titanium ck card into my wallet, I couldnt help but think: Ai Mi really gave me something unthinkable! Can you just casually give someone such an expensive card? Is she not afraid that after I find out I have no overdraft limit, Ill buy an aircraft carrier and drive it around the Diaoyu Inds? Actually, I was a little embarrassed that she ced so much trust in aplete stranger. I made a vow that I will not use this card to satisfy my own greed. Today was only to pay Xiao Qins sry and in the future, this card will only be used in matters rted to Ai Mi. Its not that I have a high level of consciousness. I just think that if I spend too much money on myself, I will be looked down upon by the American girl as a Celestial Empire person. I dont know why, but I didnt want to be looked down on by Ai Mi, as if I cared about my position in her mind. After walking out of Henderson Building, Xiao Qin smiled and asked if I could send her home. If I sent her home, she would wear the new bought underwear for me. Chapter 113 – The Injured Help Seeker I wont be tricked by Xiao Qin. Even if I was your boyfriend, you dont have to show me every single piece of new clothing you buy, right? Especially your underwear. Ever since I had that nightmare of being caught in the act by Auntie Ren, Ive been especially scared of going to Xiao Qins house alone. That residential area hidden in the depths of the lc bushes is now nothing other than a tigers den to me. No matter how you think about it, someones life would be in danger by sending Xiao Qin home. So I rejected her without any discussion and threw her bag to her. Xiao Qin carried a shopping bag and her backpack in the other hand and lowered her head dejectedly. But she hasntpletely given up yet, she looked at me with a pleading gaze. Stop looking! I was forced to apany you to buy things! We should be even now, right? You wont bother meter about you having the same model of underwear as the ss leader, right? Xiao Qin blinked, then suddenly nodded her head vigorously as if she understood something. I wont mention the stuff about the underwear again. Even if the ss leaders underwear was a gift from Ye Lin ssmate, I wont mention it. Ive already said that I wont interfere with Ye Lin ssmates freedom in interacting with others, but I just cant help myself... Her apology was sincere, so I crossed my arms in front of my chest and reluctantly grunted to express my acknowledgment. B-but... Xiao Qin said as she shook her head, Were not even! I frowned and waited for her to continue. Today was all my fault! I knew that Ye Lin ssmate was amodating me! Is it because I was sick a few days ago? When you came to my house on the weekend, I noticed that Ye Lin ssmates attitude towards me was gentler than usual... Gentle your sister! Is my attitude towards you usually gentle? Which countrys dictionary is your definition of gentleness from? I was wrapped up by Ye Lin ssmates kindness without warning, ended up intoxicated in it, and got carried away... In order to enjoy a little more of that gentleness, I can\t believe I actually coerced you, I really deserve to die... In the underwear store as well... I just wanted to be Ye Lin ssmates girlfriend, even if it was just the salesperson who knew, even just for an hour... So, if I made Ye Lin ssmate feel ufortable, please forgive me! She immediately lowered her head deeply and apologized to me again. Forget about it. I waved my hand to show her not to worry about it. I did indeed treat her unreasonable requests more leniently because of her menstrual pains. Ye Lin ssmate... Xiao Qin stammered, You feel ufortable with the rtionship between us, right? Speaking of ufortable, it is a bit ufortable. Ye Lin ssmate doesnt like aggressive girls, right? Eh? Where did thate from? Because, when I was bullying you when we were young, you never ever said that you liked me... Xiao Qin said as she squirmed around, her face was like a ripe apple, she probably wouldnt even be as embarrassed if she was asked to streak naked in public. Eh? Is this period of history so embarrassing for you? Was it a young girls shameful memory that you cant bear to recollect? Is it like standing in the first row of the campus choir and having your underwear exposed to everybody because your skirt fell off. As for me, that period of time was when I dragged my tattered body home every dusk, lied to my old man that I fell, and then hid in my room full of hate! How could I say that I liked you under those circumstances? The most important thing was: During that time, whether in gesture or appearances, you were 100% a, boy! If I shamelessly told a boy that gave me a big fat beating that I liked him, am I a pervert! Seeing myplexion bing more unsightly, Xiao Qins body trembled. I-Im sorry, I made Ye Lin ssmate remember unpleasant things. I wont be aggressive anymore in the future. If Ye Lin ssmate is still angry, please continue to bully me... Having said that, she seems to have regained her confidence. Anything, as long as Ye Lin ssmate can think of it, please dont hold back, please impose it on me! Please dont worry about my menstrual pains, when that timees, I wonte to ss, so that a time where Ye Lin ssmate can see me yet cant bully me wont happen, how ufortable must that be! Her tone was inplete consideration for me, shepletely disregarded herself as a living thing with human rights. Hey, do you think its fun getting bullied? Under normal circumstances, isnt the normal reaction to ask someone not to bully you? After listening to what I said, it felt like Xiao Qin was about to cry. But, but... Ye Lin ssmate doesnt like me, if you dont even do things like bullying me, wont we have nothing left? No matter what the future holds, the only thing I dont want is to be someone who has nothing to do with Ye Lin ssmate, so it doesnt matter even if you always bully me, just please dont drive me away and let me stay by your side! Those words were strangely pitiful, but I was still skeptical. For real? Xiao Qin forcefully nodded her head. When you say bullying, does that also mean youll listen to my orders? Yes, I will unflinchingly execute Ye Lin ssmates orders, just as if I was part of Ye Lin ssmates body! Otherwise, Ill go to a tattoo shop right now and get Ye Lin ssmates name tattooed on my back! W-why tattoo my name? Of course its for me to dere that Im Ye Lin ssmates possession! Ye Lin ssmate can do whatever he likes to me, but others cant! In case I get lost and get found by a good-hearted person, they can rely on this tattoo, and return me to Ye Lin ssmate! Do you think that you are a wallet! Moreover, 28 Middles School Regtions expressly stiptes that tattoos are not allowed! Do you also want me to get admonished? That, if Ye Lin ssmate does not like a girl with tattoos, I wont do it... but for Ye Lin ssmate, dont even mention school rules, Im not even afraid of breaking thew! If Ye Lin ssmate asked me to go rob a bank, I will immediately wear my mothers stockings on my head and go rob the bank with the most money! Hey, can you not talk about stuff like robbing a bank with such a serious expression, even the security guard is watching us! Also, do you not have any stockings? Why do you have to wear Auntie Rens stockings to rob a bank? With a daughter like you, Auntie Rens reputation was destroyed in an instant! I took a breath and just as I was about to speak, Xiao Qin hurried and said: T-these several days Ye Lin ssmate has been so amodating to me, Im already content! Please bully me as usual! Please dont be merciful! No matter how cruel and tyrannical, as long as Ye Lin ssmate wishes so, I will endure it... No, I will dly ept it! She looked at my eyes, sweetness within distress, expectation within fear, it was like she was devoting her pain to make me feel happy which would, in turn, make her feel happy. I dont know what kind of delusions she was having, but her expression was strange and the corner of her lips was lifted up. Even if I didnt reach out to touch her forehead, I knew that her entire face was hot. Ye, Ye Lin, ssmate, how about today... No! No matter what she was going to say, I interrupted her immediately. Didnt you just say that youll listen to my orders? Then Ill order you now: Go home immediately! Youre not allowed to let your imaginations run! Youre not allowed to ask someone to apany you! Youre not allowed to ask questions! Xiao Qin made a sorrowful whimper sound, reluctantly turned around and walked towards the subway station. After parting with Xiao Qin, I, of course, walked home alone. I walked very slowly. When I saw someone selling an egg sandwich, I thought about whether I should buy some for my dad. Even if they were selling shlights, I squatted down to have a look. I didnt even get to the end of the street after 10 minutes. It was probably because I had something on my mind. Since even Xiao Qin herself told me not to hold back and bully her, I should be able to implement the womanizer n that I formted earlier. If I dont steel myself and use a fiendish method, I will never be able to get rid of her. As I was thinking about that, I suddenly saw the people on the street separate to two sides, and a person with a bloodstained face was wailing while running towards me. Brother Ye! Thahts great, you habent gone far yet! Shomething tewwible happeendth! Eh? Isnt this the boss of the Five Tiger Punishment Squad, Xing Xing? I just havent seen you for 10 minutes. How did you end up in this miserable state? One eye was swollen to the point where he couldnt even open it, making half of his face higher than the other half, even more ugly than usual. The brand-name clothes on his body also became dirty and tattered, as if he was tied to the rear bumper of a car and dragged for a kilometer. He spoke with whistling sounds because the incisor he mended was knocked out again. His mouth was full of blood, tears, and snot running all over, no need to mention how pitiful he looked. What happened? Did you meet an enemy? Why are you the only one here? How many people are there? I supported him into a small alley so people wouldnt surround us and asked in session. Brother Ye... Xing Xing couldnt speak, his eyes flipped and he almost passed out. I wrinkled my brows and smacked him as gently as possible to wake him up and then passed over the mineral water I bought earlier for him to moisten his throat. Brother, Ye, we really are sorry. They all say that there are no weak soldiers under a good general, but we brothers, were really finished this time! Xing Xing started crying after he drank the water. Stop wasting time! How many people are there on the other side! What about the rest of the brothers? I looked down upon the Five Tiger Punishment Squads criminal-like behavior, but I couldnt leave them alone. Xing Xing looked up at me with a sullen face, Brother Ye, the opponent is alone, and its a woman... Ah? Are you guys really this rubbish? Even a woman... After speaking halfway, I had a bad feeling. I say, dont tell me you guys provoked my ssmate, Ren XiaoQin? It was like he was stabbed in his hurt spot, and revealed a regretful expression. Big Brother Ye, I, we saw you and that Ren girl through the revolving door of the department store. Although we couldnt hear what you said, you looked very annoyed, so I thought that Ren XiaoQin was pestering you... He wasnt wrong to think that, Xiao Qin has been pestering me, and I have been troubled by it. At the time I told my brothers: Did you see that! When Brother Ye was chasing her, she wasnt willing. Now that Brother Ye has that international level Miss Ai Mier, she bes annoying! We have to teach her a lesson! Who has that kind of rtionship with Ai Mi! Also, just based on you guys, arent you just courting death by troubling Xiao Qin? A-actually we had no ns to do anything to Xiao Qin, we wanted to bring her somewhere alone to scare her and to stop bothering you. But, but... at first, it seemed like she was kind of scared of us, but after that, she suddenly transformed! Hey, hey, can you use words I can understand, what do you mean by transformed? I, I dont have a better way of describing it, its like she became a different person! Before I even got a good look, all of us were beat down! I was only luckily able to escape ande find you for help because they held onto her legs. Anyways, please hurry and save us! Brother Ye, our brothers would be finished by Xiao Qin if we go anyter! Her eyes were so scary! Thank god I used the bathroom earlier, if not I would have pissed my pants! Chapter 114 – The Belated Battle There was a construction site close to the DongShan Lake subway station. Simr to the subway entrance D, thisrge construction project that upied most of the street was suspended because the constructionpany owed the workers their wages. The degree ofpletion of the project didnt go further than a bunch of metal support beams and a foundation of cement for the ground floor. If it was when I was a child, there would have been many children ying until dark in these kinds of ces. However, children nowadays have be so precious in the eyes of their parents. They cant afford to catch a cold, or they shouldnt be exposed to the sun, so parents would never let their kids y around in these kinds of ces. Coupled on with the increase of electronics, more and more children are staying at home, ying with their mobile phones and having a great time in the virtual world. Therefore, this construction site will usually be very quiet. Unless there are two groups of punks who want to settle it in a ce with no disruptions. Since there wererge open spaces in the buildingplex with solid mud ground, even if your head mmed into it, you wouldnt be seriously injured. Those punks who dont want to cause a scene likes that aspect. In addition, if you do want to go for the kill, there are many weapons around to choose from such as bricks and broken steel bars. Xing Xing and his posse told Xiao Qin: We are friends of Brother Ye and we have something to tell you. Then half forcefully brought Xiao Qin to the center of this construction site. Xiao Qin was initially obedient, but it was only a symptom of her androphobia. Xing Xings group actually thought that Xiao Qin was afraid of them. Then they babbled on with a lot of nonsense that would make Xiao Qin stop bothering me. If I wasnt around, Xiao Qin didnt dare to talk to young men, so she just listened quietly without answering. The second oldest of Xing Xings group had a more anxious personality. Seeing that they spoke so long, yet it seemed to have no effect on Xiao Qin, so he stuck his face in front of Xiao Qin and said: Little girl, this is for your good, Brother Ye is not someone you can provoke! After weve said so much, you can at least give a reply! While speaking, he reached out and ced his hand on Xiao Qins shoulder. As soon as his hand touched Xiao Qin, Xiao Qin morphed. She tossed her backpack and shopping bag behind her, she quickly used her arms and wrapped around the arm of the second oldest like a snake. CRACK, in an instant, his elbow was dislocated. Then she followed up with an unrelenting elbow into his kidney. Fortunately, there was a thick wallet in the second oldests pocket, otherwise, his kidney would have split into three pieces. Since he was an imposter hoodlum, after suddenly receiving two consecutive professional strikes, he immediately fell to the ground and started crying for his mommy. What happened next for Xing Xing was a mess. He only remembered that Xiao Qin was like a cheetah dashing left and right. With their half-assed martial arts skills, they couldnt even grab on to a corner of her clothes. In less than 3 minutes, four of them were taken down, Xing Xing was also badly bruised with a dislocated shoulder, and if not for the second oldest holding Xiao Qin down, all of them would have been wiped out. Brother Ye, lets move faster! Im okay, I wont die for the time being... I cant speak for the others though! When I escaped, Ren XiaoQin was still kicking hard against the back of the second oldest! I was no stranger to the construction site. Ever since the campus boss in 28th Middle was interested in me being his sessor, he had good intention to show me his brawls with others. Because of the number of times, I have be familiar with the environment of the construction site. Sometimes when a dispute reaches the point where I cant help but fight. I often choose to solve it there. It wouldnt even be an exaggeration to call it my home ground. So I let the injured Xing Xing follow behind slowly, and I ran ahead to the construction site first. In addition to being nervousness, I was inexplicably excited. It was like I was looking forward to something that I have been separated from for a long time. When a persons fear is pushed to the extreme, he often bes crazy and paranoid, and bes a different person. To make it sound more mysterious, he reced his usual self with another personality. This personality is specifically used to deal with crises, so in the eyes of others, it may appear to be arrogant and threatening. To a certain extent, my Berserker Mode can also be said to be the second personality created in order to cope with the fear of losing to Little Tyrant. For Xiao Qin, what could be the personality that she created to protect herself when she was in a crisis because of her fear of men? Isnt it Little Tyrant? In the end, isnt Xiao Qins first personality Little Tyrant, and her second personality is a girl? So, is this going to our reunion after many years? Although your body is different from before, can I at least see your soul? I stepped into the construction site with aplicated mood. What a strong murderous aura! I was still some distance away and I saw Xiao Qin standing in the middle of the corpse of the other four. Her fists and jaws were clenched, her terrifying posture was like the devil descended. It was like the air around her changed colors, with every single breath, it became the devils ck plumage. As I approached, her head moved with alertness, it was like she was relying on sound to distinguish the enemys aura. I moved a little bit closer, I notice that her eyes were out of focus, she was not looking at me, nor looking at anything in this world. Her eyes were like ck holes in the depths of space, and the numerous meteors that were attracted by the gravitational force were following along with the chaos and on track to falling into the ck hole. Little Tyrant has never had this kind of look, but I was familiar with his aura. Yes, it is him not her! The one dominating this body was the Little Tyrant from before! What was out of ce was that such a strong murderous aura wasing from such a delicate and petite girl. Especially because of therge movements during the fight, her school uniform trousers dropped a few inches from her waist, and it became low-waist pants. A lot of white skin was exposed. If it was like usual, she would hurriedly pull up her pants, right? But as she is now, she haspletely lost her awareness as a girl and is examining the surrounding environment as Little Tyrant. Originally, the Five Tiger Punishment Squad consisted of five people, but since one person escaped. She was uneasy about it and because the sense of crisis was not lifted, she did not change back to the ordinary Xiao Qin. It may be that my esthetics is deformed, but I actually feel that this Xiao Qin has a special kind of beauty to her. Compared to those caked with makeup and adorned with nking jewelry, I prefer girls with no frills and dont use makeup. When I was a child, a TV station once broadcasted an old war movie from the former Soviet Union. I sat next to my dad and watched it while eating sunflower seeds. In todays context, this film was definitely a cruel film, simr to Pue Magi Madoka Magica. The main theme of this movie was: the beautiful Soviet female soldiers in the prime of youth fought to the death one after another for the sake of victory for their mothend. Although I felt that the director of this film should be sentenced to crimes against humanity, and be exiled in Siberia, I felt that the female soldiers in this film were particrly cute. If they wished to be my wife, I would reluctantly consider it. For someone like me who is quite wary of women to have such an idea, it might have been because they were all wearing military uniforms, doing the same thing as men in the war, and blurring their gender. The flowers of the battlefield, in a film review program,ter on, the host made such an evaluation of the female characters of the film. I didnt know the simrities between Xiao Qin and the Soviet female soldiers defending their country, but her strength, the disordered clothes, her unrelenting fighting spirit, she did indeed possess some of the graceful postures of the flowers of the battlefield. There were only a couple of steps left between us. Neither of us spoke first (I doubt that Xiao Qin still had the ability to speak), it was like the smell of gunpowder drifted in the air. I heard tapping running sounds, Xing Xing quickly limped up from behind me. Brother Ye, thats her! You have to be careful! His words stirred the hos nest, Xiao Qins ears stood up, she didnt even look and rushed over in the direction of the sound. The footsteps became moreplex halfway, with several turns of her body, using the power of the rotation, she sent a fierce upper kick towards Xing Xings chin. By the look of it, it was exceptionally quick and violent. Even if an old ox took this hit, itll probably go to heaven. I couldnt leave him to die, so I pushed Xing Xing behind me, stood in front of him and used both my arms to take the hit! That fucking hurts! Both my arms are numb! Xiao Qin, you really are going all out, huh! I got angry and nned to take advantage of the situation and grab Xiao Qins ankle to make her lose bnce. Unexpectedly, since she didntnd her hit, she immediately withdrew. I was slower by one beat and only grasped air. Xiao Qin, who had retreated three steps back, looked towards my direction and took a deep breath. It seems that she intended to attack again. My god! Brother Ye! This bitch be crazy! She doesnt even recognize you anymore! Xing Xing shouted from behind. On the contrary, I felt a long-lost joy. Because I never made a noise, she considered me as the fifth person who threatens her. As long as I continue to remain silent, I will have the opportunity to fight her fair and square! This may be my only chance to fight Little Tyrant. Has my hellish training for the past three years finallye to use? If I can beat Xiao Qins Little Tyrant personality, the boulder that has always been in my heart can be lifted. Thinking like that, I did not say anything. I slowly clenched my fists and put on a fighting stance against her. This was a long awaited duel, it is time to decide the victor once and for all! Chapter 115 – Reciprocation I held my breath and focused all my attention on the battle. Xiao Qin who was across from me, was even more focused than me. Shepletely cut off her connection with the world, leaving behind pure fighting instinct in her petite body. If there was a bystander other than Xing Xing, they would definitely think I was bullying the weak. A seven foot man was bullying a weak and delicate little girl. I dont really care what they think. What I am worried about is that when I am going to attack, where should I aim my fist? If I hit her face, then I would damage her looks. If I hit her chest, I would be suspected of being a pervert. If I hit her abdomen, I would be worried that it would make her dysmenorrhea worse... How annoying! When I used to fight with the Little Tyrant, I have never thought about what would happen if he received a punch! (Actually, Ive never been able tond a punch) Looks like I have to aim at Xiao Qins limbs. Wait carefully, then once the time is right, Ill grab her wrists or ankles, pull her into my arms, and Ill use clinching from boxing to make her lose her ability to attack. That should count as my win, right? When I wasing up with a n, Xiao Qin has already taken a step and started to rush towards me. She didnt stretch out her arms or her legs, her whole bodypressed together to minimize wind resistance and I didnt know how she was going to attack. If I cant think of anything then I might as well not think. I spread out my arms and went forward to receive her, I decided to give her a big bear hug used by Russian wrestlers. I learned this move from TV, and I used before on punks. I held him until his eyes rolled back, but Captain Guo Songtao said the move was pretty gay, so I didnt use it anymore. No that I think about it, Brother Tao, why did you say I was gay? Little Smart wrote a whole novel about you and Shen Shaoyi, its almost ready to be broadcasted free of charge through the radio! But, if I used this move on Xiao Qin, then no one should call me gay anymore. If I held you until your eyes rolls back, dont me me, who was the one who lost control? It seems Xiao Qin did not see through it and rushed straight towards my arms. Hmph! Who doesnt take things that are delivered straight to you? Ill dly ept! I started to close my arms and my fingers have already reached Xiao Qins shoulder. It was a moment of life or death but she suddenly disappeared! I couldnt stop in time and I ended up hugging myself with the Russian bear hug. It was like the Japanese selfies of Pretending to have a girlfriend. The embarrassment from embracing with myself was very shameful. I looked down, starting from the position where Xiao Qin disappeared, there were two trails of marks left by canvas shoes in the dirt. These two trails were like train tracks passing into a tunnel, extending under my legs to a further ce behind me. Damn! Xiao Qin, you actually crawled under my legs? You kept your body as low as possible, relied on the force of inertia, and slipped behind me from under my crotch! I stood with open legs for stability, not for you to crawl through! You had the humiliation of crawling through the legs of your enemy, do you not feel any psychological pressure? Suddenly, I felt a chill behind me. No need to think, its definitely Xiao Qins follow-up attack. I half-turned around in a twisted posture, and I was able to guard against the side kick. My right shoulder hurt really bad from the shock. Xiao Qin instantly recovered her bnce. She quickly sent another kick towards myher region. Damn you actually dare! I cant believe you would use such a ruthless move! If I became a eunuch, wont you regret it? Be...... Xing Xing wanted to remind me to be careful, but he was afraid that his voice will cause Xiao Qin to attack, so he swallowed his remaining words. I dont need to be reminded by Xing Xing. I will definitely be careful. Everyone who has balls would know that ball busting is not a joke. I stretched out both my hands to protect my crotch, and sure enough, I received Xiao Qins canvas shoes. The thumb of my left hand was injured by her soles, but it didnt matter. I took the opportunity and grabbed onto her shoes. My right hand followed up and grabbed onto her ankles. Youre finished! Why dont you just surrender peacefully? After I restrained one of her legs, Xiao Qin was a little stunned. But without hesitation, she threw her body up using her left leg that I was holding as support. She did a backflip and used her right foot to take advantage of the situation and sent a fierce kick towards my jaw. This was the right move, if you had any fightingmon sense, you would know that the jaw is very sensitive, and you could be immediately knocked out after receiving an impact to the jaw. I had to let go of her feet and move my body backwards and avoided the kick by a few millimeters. No, I didntpletely avoid it. It slightly scraped by and made me a bit dazed. Kind of like the feeling when a basketball suddenly hits your head in a basketball game. Without even giving me a moment to breathe, Xiao Qin hasunched a new wave of attacks on me. A hack to my nape, a w to my throat. The attacks were bing faster and more deadly. Dust clouds started to rise on the construction site because of Xiao Qins movements. I basically didnt move, and I had to defend Xiao Qins attack from all sides. It seems that her fighting instincts deduced that her enemy was not weak, so she took a more vicious approach. I suddenly felt that it wasughable when I was worried that I would hurt Xiao Qin and whether or not I should be lenient. The question now is not whether I can win, but whether I can survive. Plead for mercy? Try to see if I wake up Xiao Qins conscious? No, I would rather die, and I still have not lost yet. To deal with the devolved Xiao Qin, I have to bring out the Berserker mode. No mercy, no hesitation, strong against strong, one who doesnt stop until the enemy is dead, Berserker mode! This was the only was I could be roughlyparable to Xiao Qin. I looked up at the dim yellow sun, appreciating the decay of all things. Xiao Qin did not take this opportunity to attack. She probably felt that it would be dangerous if an enemy deliberately exposed an opening. A bloody battle song started to y in my head. Cut the flesh, break the bones, eat the soul! Ashes to ashes, dust to dust... The ultimate dragon at dusk, unfold your wings and soar in the ruins of the shattered world! Its all meaningless! I shall move forward, everything is... The sentence didnt even finish ying in my head and my abdomen took a heavy hit from Xiao Qins fist. What the fuck are you doing! You cant attack before I even finish the transformation! Do you not understand the rules! No, I should have already entered Berserker mode. Why is it taking so long today... But it does not matter! Pain is my friend, anger is my wings... Another punch. Although Xiao Qins fist was small, its speed was astonishing. The wind from her punch opened a small wound under the corner of my eye. Enough! I will not be merciless! Use your body to experience my anger! I went after Xiao Qin to grab onto her hair. Although its considered short among girls, it should be easy to catch when fighting. Once caught, do I use my knees to smash her face? I was a bit hesitant, and in the end she got away. I shook my head and wanted to shake out my softheartedness away from head. I rushed forward and grabbed onto Xiao Qins top. No, this gesture seems a bit... How can a master hesitate? Xiao Qin took three steps with a triangr evasive route and came behind me in a blink of an eye. I took a foot in my ass. It was extremely painful, but the humiliation was greater than the pain. Anger rose from the bottom of my heart. I finally pushed out the distracting thoughts, and sent a little left hook towards Xiao Qin! If it was the sandbag in my bedroom, it would spun up towards the air. Maybe even some sand will leak out? But Xiao Qin was much more flexible than the sandbag. She avoided my fist by a few millimeters. She then ced her two soft hands on my arm that I couldnt retract in time. She didnt use any force at the beginning, it was like expressing intimacy, feeling around my elbow joint. I knew deep down it was bad: she was analyzing the structure of my arm and intends to use a joint lock! In a critical situation, I did not retreat, and used my other hand to wrap around her neck, intending to end the battle again with the bear hug. Xiao Qin noticed the danger of the situation, abandoned my arm, duck down, and threw a punch at my lower abdomen! Yes, it was the abdomen, but it wasnt far from my eggs... Xiao Qin, dont use too much force in your whirl punch! The egg yolks are going to be spun out! This time, my eyes turned red with anger, the muscles of my body exploded. I used a speed that exceeded my limit, and struck the side of Xiao Qins shoulder. She did not scream after she was hit by a heavy blow, but with a oh sound she lost her bnce. I followed up after the attack, bent down and went for a grab towards her feet! Sure enough, one foot was toote to escape, and it was caught by my giant plier-like hands. Up! I raised up her entire body by holding her foot. Chapter 116 – Hospitalized Xiao Qins head was faced down and her feet facing up. Hanging upside down, I couldnt help but think of Quanjude Roast Duck. She struggled hard while kicking randomly with her other feet, so I couldnt hold on to both her legs. Hahahaha, this time, you lost! Its useless to struggle! I will not let go even if I die! There is a saying in the martial arts world: A strong force will beat ten skilled. Even if you had a lot of moves up your sleeves, you cant do much in the face of brute force that exceeds you by multiple times. And now that both your legs are off the ground, you dont even have any leverage. Unless there was a miracle, I cant think of any way you can evade defeat. Looking down at Xiao Qins breathless face, I felt an inexpressible joy in my heart. Although it took a lot of effort to hold her, let me keep holding her for a while. Seeing that I dominated the battle, Xing Xing finally shouted in joy: Big Brother Ye is all mighty! This time she should behave! I was focused on admiring the Little Tyrants posture of defeat. I didnt even clearly hear what Xing Xing said. Xiao Qin stretched out both her arms, but it was not enough to reach the ground, nor was it enough to reach my knees I was careful not to let her find any points to use for leverage. She was like a pupa that was about to transform into a butterfly, wiggling her upside down body, hoping to create a chance to fight back. There is no chance! Do you want to take off your shoes and make a crafty escape? I wont be fooled! I am definitely holding on to your ankle, and I can feel your body temperature through your cotton socks! Eh? The socks are loosening? Not only shoes, but you want to take off your socks together too? Not so fast! My other hand is holding your school uniform pants! Eh? You dont even want your pants? You want to take it off? You really want to take it off? Are you a shedding snake? Foul! Thats a foul! Your white waist is being revealed! Your strawberry panties is also peeking out! Not only that, since the school uniform was a bit too big for Xiao Qin, when she was hung in the upside down position, under the influence of gravity, her top naturally started to slip. Under her intense struggling, the top had slipped to the point of almost revealing her chest. And... sure enough, today was the first time you bought a bra! Theres nothing underneath your school uniform! Even if the weather is getting hotter every day, you should wear at least a vest inside! If this keeps up, you will be a public exhibitionist! Why do you keep on twisting and squirming! Do you really intend to slide out of your pants and continue to fight in your underwear? Stop joking around! If you are only wearing a pair of underwear, how can I concentrate and continue to fight you as the Little Tyrant? I thought about it for a second and I bent down so I could pick up Xiao Qin and simply carry her on my shoulders. I would not have expected that Xiao Qin guessed my intentions, and immediately stopped her pointless struggle. The other foot that had just been kicking chaotically, actually let my arm get closer. Before I could react, she locked my right wrist with her legs, and then she did a sit-up, and she hugged on to my body with her arms and legs, like a ko holding onto a tree trunk. The center of gravity was suddenly shifted higher, I instantly lost my bnce and fell to the ground with Xiao Qin. During the fall, she quickly shifted positions and used me as a meat cushion, not hurting her at all. Next, she used a modified version of the armbar against me who was grimacing from pain. To put it simply, she pressed down my body while horizontal and sealed my right arm with her legs (my right hand was still holding on to one of her ankles), then using her body weight as leverage, she held down my left arm. I was entangled with a young girls body. Seeing the sudden reversal of the situation, Xing Xing was too nervous to say anything. Out of the corner of my eyes I saw that he was dialing a number on his phone. No! I cant let more people see the embarrassment of being ridden by Xiao Qin! I have to get out of Xiao Qins control! Right! My feet are free! I can just knee her waist with my knees! It will definitely make her let go! Huh? It didnt hit!? I just barely felt Xiao Qins clothes. Was it because she was lying down and was pretty small, or was it because my legs are too short? Damn! Dont tell me now that my legs are too short! It doesnt matter, I can win without using legs! As a man, fighting a girl with my legs, wouldnt it be like killing a chicken with a machete? Right, my head is still free! Because of our struggle, arge section of her waist was exposed, facing my mouth. If I bit down, it would definitely make Xiao Qin scream and turn this defeat into a victory. However, biting people is only something that girls would do. I cant lose face as a man. I tried to sit up using raw back strength, carrying Xiao Qin with me. After she perceived my intentions, Xiao Qin pinned me down, and we got into a tighter entanglement. Even through her clothes, I can feel her soft body rubbing against my chest. Although this wasnt a low-level hobby wrestling game, it still gave me a bit of excitement. Whats worse is that in the entanglement, she actually put her bare waist up to my mouth. Dont seduce me, okay! I barely refrained myself from biting you! Not even mentioning your waist, even your underwear is exposed! Cant you know some shame! Dont,e over! Dont touch my nose with your strawberry panties! I dont have such a perverted hobby! This should be a simple duel! Eh? The smell of female hormones, although it cant be described, butpared with the smell of dirt in the construction site, it was a kind of scent that makes you feel rxed and give up resistance. Give up resistance your sister! I was pressed underneath Xiao Qin and both my arms hurt like hell. I was almost going to be dismembered! I suddenly remembered, my right hand still holding onto Xiao Qins ankle. If I used a lot of force to grip he ankle, she should give up her restraints on me, right? Thinking that, I started to exert more strength. After she felt a bit of pressure on ankle, Xiao Qin did not hesitate to use joint break techniques on my left arm. I was concerned about Xiao Qin bing limp, so I gradually increased my strength, but Xiao Qin showed no mercy, and I immediately felt sharp jab of pain in my left arm. Fuck, my bones are going to break! This is much more serious than the dislocating Xing Xings group! Although I can crush your ankles and we both lose, it is not worth it! Stop... pause! I cried out. ... Xiao Qin! When she heard me call her name, Xiao Qin was shocked and suddenly stopped moving as if waking up from her dreams. But my left arm was in so much pain that I couldnt lift it. I... what happened to me... Xiao Qin stood up in a trance and looked at the people who were on the ground. Finally, her gaze returned to me. There were a lot of Xiao Qins shoe prints on my clothes, and there were blood stains under my eyes. After sitting up, it was obvious I couldnt move my left arm. Is it... Did I hurt Ye Lin ssmate again? Xiao Qin pressed down on her own temples, as if she had suffered a great shock and she almost copsed. I snorted: Dont think so highly of yourself! At most, we tied! If I didnt let go of your feet... Without warning, Xiao Qin kneeled beside me, both hands on the ground. A fewrge teardrops dripped from her face, and fell into crystal fragments on the dry soil. Im sorry...... Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!!! I did it again... I swore that I would never do it again! This time Ye Lin ssmate would definitely not forgive me! She looked up while sobbing, her shoulders swaying, her sorrowful expression, contained deep despair. I wanted to chide her, but when I saw her expression, I became softhearted. Dont cry! If you have time saying useless lines, you might as well try to fix my arm! I pointed to my left arm that I could not straighten nor bend. Xiao Qin wiped her tears with her sleeves and did not stand up. Instead, she moved closer to me on her knees and gently lifted my arm to take a look. The bones might be broken... Its my fault... Xiao Qin said was about to cry again. Hey, hey, stop crying over everything! Even if the bones are broken, I should be the one crying! Also, it doesnt hurt to that extent, dont be an rmist! I wasforting my assant, even though I was the victim. At this time, Xing Xing has already called over 5 or 6 cars. Among the people who got off the cars, except the driver Uncle Zhang who I was familiar with, were all strangers. It might be Xing Xings cousins? I heard that he had quite a few cousins, and they often get together to drink. This time, they probably got they call when they were drinking, so they came together in a swarm. Under themand of Uncle Zhang, the wounded were were sent to the nearest hospital. There were several drunk people among his group of cousins. They kept asking about which bastard beat them and we must get revenge. Xing Xing frowned and looked at the sad face of Xiao Qin, as well as me whoforted her. He scratched his head and guessed that he could not understand the rtionship between the two of us. So he told his cousin that we were hit by high school students from Dongshan, and those people had already escaped. He didnt forget to let Uncle Zhang drive and let him take us to the hospital. Xiao Qin and I sat in the back seat of the car, and did not speak for a long time. Finally, she asked Uncle Zhang, who was driving, if he could take us to the public orthopedic hospital. Uncle Zhang asked her why, she said that she had a well acquainted doctor at Zhaos Orthodox Hospital. If she had any family injuries, they would always go see him. She hopes that Uncle Zhang can take us to Zhaos Orthodox Hospital. Uncle Zhang looked at me through the rear-view mirror and asked for my opinion. I thought about it for a moment, and there should be no problems with a doctor that Auntie Ren trusts, so I nodded. Soon I was sitting on the white sheets of a bed in Zhaos Orthodox Hospital, waiting for Xiao Qin to call the doctor. Chapter 117 – Normal Appearance Ever since I injured my left arm, Xiao Qin became exceptionally depressed and silent. After she called the doctor, she stood still on one side and stared at her shoes. There was clearly a chair next to her, but she refused to sit down and wanted to punish herself by standing. As soon as I saw the doctor at Zhaos Orthodox Hospital, I was dumbfounded. Isnt this Doctor Zhao from the Love Pet Hospital? He didnt even change his white coat, he only added a pair of sses, and ran out to see people! Hey, hey, hey, Dr. Zhao, why are you like this! Arent you a vet? Just because you can treat cats and dogs, it doesnt mean you can cure people!? Dr. Zhao, who was wearing sses, made a sound of surprise. What? Do you know my big brother? Haha, we do look very simr, its reasonable if you mistake the two of us... In fact, this hospital should have been inherited by my brother, but he always felt he might identally cause a death, and there was too much responsibility, so he changed his career to be a veterinarian... As a result, the family business was inherited by me who was not afraid of causing death, hahahaha If I took a closer look, this Dr. Zhao who was wearing sses, was indeed younger than the veterinarian Dr. Zhao of the pet hospital. But hisst line made me very uneasy. What do you mean youre not afraid of causing death? You might not be afraid, but I am! Donte over here, dont touch my arm! Originally, I thought that since Xiao Qins family was a martial arts family, their rmended doctor would be reliable. Now I feel he is more and more unreliable! Young man, dont be shy! Dr. Zhao rolled up the sleeves of his white coat. His thick wrists showed that he had quite a bit of strength. Dont hide anything from your doctor, I only want to look at your arm and not your chrysanthemums... Whos going to show you chrysanthemums! Dont say such filthy words in front of a girl! Also, youre an orthopedic doctor, when would you ever meet a patient with chrysanthemum fractures! Eh? Are you embarrassed because you were hurt by Xiao Qin? Xiao Qin, who was behind Dr. Zhao, hung her head even lower. Dont worry! Our family and the Ren family go way back! I know pretty much everything about their family! For people who practice martial arts, if its not hurting themselves then they are hurting others. Itspletely normal if Xiao Qin gave you a bone fracture! Ah? Is it broken? Although Iforted Xiao Qin and told her it was nothing to worry about, but deep down I was still a little concerned. Although connecting bones wasnt that bad, if there were any residual effects, the power of my left hand will be greatly reduced from now on. I dont know! Dr. Zhao said innocently. If you dont show me your arm, how would I know if your bones are broken or not? If you keep hiding it, Ill have to give you an amputation! I sighed and showed him the left arm that had be red and swollen. Dr. Zhao poked and pinched my arm, which was itchy and painful. Combined with the x-ray I took in the CT room next door, he quickly reached a conclusion. Oh, its pretty normal, no need for amputation... Obviously, even I know that there is no need to amputate! Tell me what is wrong! Well...its a normal elbow joint periosteal injury, I have already done the basic treatment for you. Then Ill prescribe you some medicine for blood cirction and clots... but you cant rub it! If you rub it, its not my fault if you have to get amputated! It doesnt sound that serious. A bit of warmth and color returned to Xiao Qins face. It seems that my injury was lighter than she expected. Oh right, you cant do strenuous activities. Your left wrist is a bit thicker than your right wrist, are you left-handed? He even noticed such a subtle difference. Although Dr. Zhao keeps shooting off his mouth, he was quite attentive. No, I write with my right hand, but my left hand is stronger, maybe I was just born this way... Its okay, no need to exin! Dr. Zhao eagerly waved his hand. Since the invention of theputer and the mouse, the left hand of men has definitely be thicker... What the hell are you saying? Dont expose which hand I use to rub one out in front of Xiao Qin! Also, I was naturally born with a stronger left hand, it has nothing to do with theputer and mouse. Xiao Qin, who was just relieved because of my mild injury, was now turning pale! Was it because shes feeling guilty that she hurt the hand that I use to rub one out? That guilt is misdirected! Its not like Ill die if I dont rub one out for a while, why do you have a bitter face like youre mourning! Rubbing one out isnt high on the list of priorities for me! If you were willing to stop getting involved with me, Ill swear to god that I will never rub one out ever again! Dr. Zhao... Xiao Qin thought for a while before asking, Can you give Ye Lin ssmate a splint? Why? Dr. Zhao was baffled. Its not injured to that extent. But, Ye Lin ssmate is too impulsive. If by any chance he couldnt resist and perform strenuous exercises with his left hand, wouldnt that be bad? Youre right! A young boy in pubertycks self-control. I could simply fix his left arm with a splint and wrap it up with a bandage so that he cant grip onto anything! Thats enough! Xiao Qins words can also be understood as afraid of me getting into fights, but Dr. Zhao, arent your words terribly inconsiderate? I only have an elbow injury, my five fingers are fine! Even if you were taking my injury into consideration, shouldnt you use the word hold? Why would you say grip? What the hell are you worried about me gripping? I expressed that I had enough self-control and I dont need a splint to help, but Dr. Zhao said to me in a tone of someone who has experienced it before: You dont have to be shy. Its normal for someone your age to be unable to control urges. Its definitely beneficial to give you a splint. Next, he ignored my resistance and called in an obese nurse. The two of them worked together to handle my right arm. The splints I saw in TV series were made of bamboo, but the one that was used on me, was a kind of yellow and hard stic. Four stic splints were ced around my arm and itpletely secured my elbow. Before the bandages, it was like the Gold Saints. After the bandages, it was like the Mummy Returns. The left arm of the mummy was finally hung with a bandage around my neck. I looked like a seriously wounded person when I looked in the mirror. Its really making a fuss over a minor issue. After finishing, Dr. Zhao ced his hands in the pocket of his white coat and looked at me up and down as if he was a sculptor admiring his own work. Okay, lets leave it at that! Pay attention to rest for half a month, do suitable exercises,e here once every three days so the nurse can apply the topical medication for you... Xiao Qin asked: Dr. Zhao, can you give me the medicine? Ive helped my mother change the medicine before. This time it should be... Alright! Before I could even oppose, Dr. Zhao agreed. He turned to the nurse and spoke to her, then the nurse packed up a bag of Chinese medicine and handed it over to Xiao Qin. Doctor! Dr. Zhao! I frowned. Youre too irresponsible! How can you let Xiao Qin, a non-professional, help me change the medication. What happens if she does not properly treat it and my condition worsens? Dr. Zhao pushed up the sses on the bridge of his nose: Young man, dont look at people with one light. The Ren family has suffered so many injuries that they may as well be doctors! Xiao Qins skill is absolutely at least half of that of a nurse! Ok, only half a nurse and you let them treat people. Compared with your big brother who is a veterinarian, you are really not afraid of causing death! During our discussion, a noisy family arrived in the lobby of the Hospital. It seemed that an elderlydy sprained her waist during a folk dance song. The olddys son eagerly asked Dr. Zhao: Is my mom in trouble! Doctor, you have to help my mother! Dr. Zhao said slowly: Its nothing, its normal for the elderly to injure their bones. Lets take a x-ray first... Its normal my ass! Both you and your brother likes to say the same things. Youll probably say its normal even when Xiao Qin turns me into a cripple! Contrary to expectations, Dr. Zhao did not charge me for medical treatment. ording to the fat nurse of the Hospital, Dr. Zhaos family and Xiao Qins were very familiar with each other. They often gather to eat together. All the patients brought by the Ren family, could be treated for free. After criticizing Dr. Zhao for so long, and suddenly learning that I dont need to pay. I felt a little embarrassed. Aftering out of the hospital, Uncle Zhang, Xing Xings driver, was still waiting for us even though we told him he could leave first. Uncle Zhang asked me about my injury, and then drove me and Xiao Qin home. On the way home, Xiao Qin asked me what to do with the medicine. Whether we should keep it at at her house or mines. If it was kept at my house, she woulde every three days to help me change the medicine. I thought about it carefully, but I still cant let my old man see Xiao Qin, so I asked her to take the medicine back to her home. Then, on the day its time to change medication, she should take some to the school and change it at school. Xiao Qin listened to me and had no objections. After returning home at night, my father was not home, there was a note left on the table telling me to order food. I felt a bit lonely. Suddenly, I wanted to ask if Xing Xings group had any serious injuries, so I called Xing Xing. Xing Xing responded faster than I expected. Big Brother Ye, are you home? Hows your arm? Periosteal damage? Its not serious? Thats great! I also asked about their injuries. Xing Xing told me that when everyone knew they werent a match, theyid on the ground pretending to be dead, so they werent that injured. Although they were foolish, but they were injured because of Xiao Qin and me. I felt apologetic, so I asked the total cost of for their medical treatments. Xing Xing, I know that you guys dontck money, but thats a different matter... I havent finished my sentence yet, and Xing Xing said no can do. Big Brother Ye, if youre mentioning money then youre looking down on us! We have a close rtionship, dont mention money! Besides... we took a beating because we were blind, we deserved it! Thats also true, these noobs who just came out of the novice vige, picked a fight with boss XIao Qin, it would be strange if they didnt get beat. Xing Xing was silent for a while on the phone, then he said to me in a quiet voice: Big Brother Ye, theres something I have to say but Im not sure if I should as your younger brother... Eh? Arent we in a close rtionship? What do you have to say? Then, let me just say it straight out... Big Brother Ye, youre just courting death this time! Huh? I never said you guys were looking for death, why did you guys say I was courting death? Did Xiao Qin damage your heads? Big Brother Ye, I have something I want to get off my chest your wife is so powerful, yet youre still having an affair!! Chapter 118 – Master Hey, hey, hey, who are you calling my wife! Xing Xing, dont spout nonsense! I couldnt help but get angry as I held the phone. Xing Xing said awkwardly: Big Brother Ye, dont deny it. Also, you and your wife forgot to take your bags. Fortunately, my cousins eyes were pretty sharp, otherwise it would have been left behind on the construction site. I only just realized that my bag was gone. No wonder when I came home today, I felt something was missing. You did a good job. Next time Im chopping people, Ill bring you with me, but about the wife... Big Brother Ye, I found that in addition to your bags, there was a new shopping bag with underwear inside! So you were buying underwear with Ren XiaoQin! Can you honestly say youre just ordinary ssmates after youve already progressed to this stage? That...... It was a fact, I couldnt think of how to refute at this moment. I was lying here bored, so I made a few phone calls, asked some students from 28th Middle and they said: Ren Xiaoqin was your childhood friend! Xing Xings aunt was the headteacher of 28th Middle. It was not particrly strange that he had several students phone numbers. Someone told me that you guys promised to get married when you were kids! She transferred schools to look for you! Isnt this the earliest version of the rumors about me and Xiao Qin? Your intelligence is a bit outdated! With such outdated intelligence, you would be strongly condemned if you identally bombed a certain countrys embassy! Big Brother Ye, although we are part of the triads, we still have to have a conscience! Whos a part of the triads! Youve watched too many gangster films! Also, how do I not have a conscience! Big Brother Ye, since you have already made a promise, why are you not owning up to it! In fact, I envy the innocent rtionship between you two, you two might as well get together! Let the brothers be happy too... If you are envious, I can take a time machine to switch ces with you! With your tiny physique, you would have been beat to death by Xiao Qin within three days! Also, werent you a part of the triads? When did you switch jobs to a matchmaker! For those of us in the underworld, we must have a powerful elder sister! Although this time we were beat by the female boss, were not angry, we were guilty, it was a good lesson! I was thinking, if you two got together, who would dare bother us anymore? Keep dreaming, theres no way I will form a yin yang demon team with Xiao Qin that will harm others. Compared to Miss Ai Mi, elder sister is a bit inferior in terms of appearance, but nowadays long distance rtionships are not reliable. Big Brother Ye, do you really believe in long distance rtionships? Shut up! Who likes Ai Mi, that blonde little girl! Is that what you meant when you said I was having an affair? Big Brother Ye, we are all brothers, theres no need to hide it. Lets not talk about Miss Ai Mi for now,st time in the cafe, that girl wasnt elder sister, right? Although I only saw her back, but her hair was really long... (TN: In raws, he actually refers to Xiao Qin as sister-inw, but Im going to use elder sister) He was talking about the ss leader, Shu Sha. Why cant I get some good luck, howe everything Ive done was seen by Xing Xing? In short, Big Brother Ye, I will tell Uncle Zhang to deliver your bags. You guys still have homework to do, right? Once you meet elder sister tomorrow, tell her something good about us, dont let her be angry at us, okay? Xiao Qin wont hold a grudge against you guys. If she heard that you actually support her as my girlfriend, even if she cant get too close to you because of her androphobia, she would definitely protect you guys. Later, Uncle Zhang came by to deliver my bag. I told Uncle Zhang to stay for a cup of tea and then leave, he smiled and said that there was still Miss Xiao Qins bags and he shouldnt keep her waiting, then he ran out again without stopping. I hope that when Xiao Qin gets back the bag from Uncle Zhang, she wont get dejected again. By the way, it wasnt just me who was injured! Xiao Qins shoulder also took a heavy hit, at least it would bruise? When she was at the hospital, why didnt she let the nurse take care of it? It would have been good to at least wipe it with povidone-iodine! If Auntie Ren found out that her baby girl was beaten, she might be furious. Maybe she mighte over with 18 different weapons, and as the person who bullied her daughter, I would get punishment straight to my head. Then, she would take care of my father whocks discipline, and send both of us to the other world. However, looking at the situation, Xiao Qin was quite regretful about hurting my arm. She probably would conceal it and not let Auntie discover it. After being treated by Dr. Zhao, the pain in my left arm significantly lessened, but it wasnt easy to fall asleep when Iid in bed at night. Will Xiao Qin also lose sleep? I could almost imagine her tossing and turning in bed with a dejected face with an injured shoulder. How senseless, why did we both have to injure each other and make one another experience pain, and cause tonights sleeplessness? Fortunately, my healing ability was already equivalent to the power of 5 people. It should only take around two weeks to recover. Sure enough, the pain of ** is nothing, its much better than mental pain! What exactly is mental pain? Theres a perfect example right beside me. Dad came home drunk at 11 oclock in the evening, he hugged the toilet while vomiting, then he would shout my mothers name, then he fell asleep. He didnt forget to pick up some Yangzhou fried rice from the ce where he was drinking, in case I wanted to have a night snack. It just so happens I only had biscuits for dinner, so I cleaned out the fried rice without holding back. Since I only had one hand, I couldnt take my father back to his bed. I had to find a winter coat from the closet and ced it over him. I hope that when I get up in the middle of the night to use the washroom, my dad could wake up. On Tuesday morning, after my dad sobered up, he asked me what happened to my arm. I said that I fell when I was using the horizontal bars, and my father was skeptical. Xiao Lin, did you get into a fight again? Dont always hang out with tough guys! Its not good for your future if your friend circle is too small! Dont you have a lot of good female ssmates? You should try interacting with them, you might gain a lot of knowledge! Thank you, Dad, for your good intentions, but I would have to politely decline. The injuries on my body were caused from interactions with female ssmates. If I keep on interacting, I will be killed. Dad asked me if I could attend school with this injury. If I cant, he will call the teacher to request leave of absence. Although I was tempted to skip school, I felt that if I didnt go to school, there was something I couldnt get out of my heart. I told my father that it was a minor injury and it wouldnt affect daily life. Furthermore, I still have to run around Dongshan Lake. Although my arm was injured, my legs are fine! How can I be a strong person if I cant ovee a small obstacle? Also, after the battle with Xiao Qin, I deeply felt I wascking in ability. It seems that I can not enter Berserker mode when I was facing Xiao Qin. Although if I fought as hard as I could, I might be able to fight on level grounds with Xiao Qin, but that isnt the oue I want. Men are physically stronger than women. Its not something to be proud of if I used that method to win against the Little Tyrant who was now a girl. If I only wanted to win, why not pick a fight with Xiao Qin when she has menstrual pains, isnt that a guaranteed victory? My new goal was to not rely on Berserker mode, but to minimize the damage, an effortless victory against Xiao Qin. It sounds a bit like a fantasy, but I believe its entirely possible. I progressed from being beaten by Xiao Qin to her equal, and it took me three years. Excluding various disadvantageous factors as a woman, she does not exercise at all, and the fact that shes throwing away her own martial arts skills gave me a boost of confidence. Three months, three months should be enough time. When we fight again next time, I will defeat you fair and square! The only thing to worry about is how to make Xiao Qin turn into Little Tyrant. As I was thinking of all sorts of deceptive tactics, I saw the kungfu grandpa along the shore of Dongshan Lake. Still as energetic as ever, his punching technique looked very cool. When he saw me running closer, he stopped practicing and nodded to me. As I came a bit closer, the old man probably saw the bandages and my left arm hanging from my neck. Hey boy, how did you get injured? Youre still exercising with an injury? Unprecedentedly, the old man initiated a conversation with me. Out of courtesy, I stopped in front of him and replied respectfully: Its nothing, just an injury I got in gym ss, this little injury doesnt affect exercise! The old man stroked the long beard on his chin. You have injuries on your eyes, lower abdomen, and buttocks. Is your gym ss taught by one of the 18 bronzemen from the Shaolin Temple? Eh? The old man has great vision! The injury on the corner of the eye was obvious, but purely based on my running posture, he can see that my lower abdomen and buttocks were injured! I scratched my head with my right hand and chuckled. I confessed that I was beaten in a fight. The old mans eyes shed. Who beat you? In the past few years, I have seen you exercise at theke thousands of times. Did they have a lot of people? Haha, gramps, dont worry about it! That guy is nothing! Ill work hard for three months, and definitely win! Listening to my vow, the old mans face sank. So that means, the other side only had one person? Was he older than you, was he taller than you? No... the same age as me, much smaller and skinnier than me... I admitted in embarrassment. The old mans eyebrows perked up. Then he must be a skilled person! You can train your muscles every day, but you wont beat him in the end! Was it that bad? I dont think there was such a big gap between me and Xiao Qin? But in front of the old man, I couldnt say that the person was actually a girl who was getting weaker day by day because she doesnt train, soon she would be overtaken by me. The old man twirled his beard and after careful deliberations, said: Young man, its rare to find a young person with willpower nowadays.... You and I have some fate. When your arm is healed, I will teach you some kungfu! Chapter 119 – Misfortunes What, gramps? Are you going to take me as an apprentice? I was quite inquisitive. I didnt expect a scene from a wuxia novel to ur to me. Gramps shook his head. No, I dont ept disciples. Dont ask me for my name. Ill only teach you a few moves. You can learn as you like. Dont call me master, you can still call me gramps. Regardless of whether this old man actually had some hidden skills, his attitude was really like that of a master. Then, gramps, I can understand if you dont want me to ask your name. But are you not interested in who you are teaching? Although we are not friends, at least let me tell you my real name? Gramps raised a hand filled with calluses to prevent me from continuing. You dont have to say anything. Even if you be sessful in the future, I dont expect you to mention me. If you broke thew and went on the news, it would also save me a lot of troubles. He pointed to the radio that was ced on the bench. I have always listened to the news from the radio. If someone with your appearance got on the news, it would be hard not to recognize you. Okay, I wont do big cases, so Ill try not to get on TV... No, wait! Gramps, dont throw me in the ditch! Usually when you teach me Kung Fu, shouldnt you have something to call me? Well, tell me your surname. Okay, my surname is Ye... Ye from tree leaves? Then Ill call you Xiao Ye Zi! (TN: Ye means leaf in this case, and Xiao Ye Zi is little leaf nickname) Uhh... cant you change the name? Just call me Xiao Ye! Gramps stared at me while fuming. Nonsense! You should be d Im willing to teach you! Youre lucky your surname is Ye, if it was Huo, I would have have kicked you into theke! Huh? Gramps, do you have some feuds with people who have the surname Huo? Did your ancestors have a past with Huo Yuanjia? Gramps snorted and was obviously unwilling to continue with this topic. Forget it, its fine if gramps wants to call me Xiao YeZi. Anyway, its not like no one has called me that before. Although the old man was energetic with a head of white hair, based on his age, he could be at least 80 years old. Maybe he is really a martial arts master, if he can teach me the Kamehameha, or turn into a Super Saiyan, my life would be fulfilled. I still had to go to school. I was afraid that I would bete, so I said goodbye to gramps for the time being. Before I left, I wanted to make a sign of respect from ancient times. I had a brain fart and entered wuxia film mode and said goodbye: Amitabha, old benefactor, this humble self shall now take my way... Gramps was mad to the point that his eyes started twitching. Thats why people say, Meeting is not as good as knowing and distance creates beauty. Usually, when I see you, you seem pretty clever, but I didnt expect you to be such a dunce! Hurry, head to school, wait until your arm has healed, and I will consider whether or not to teach a fool like you. After being scolded, Iughed bitterly and ran away. Its a bitte today. Its better to just run onep then head home to get my bag. I ran another 400 or 500 meters, and was already halfway home. My head was filled with thoughts about how to deal with thenguage homework, but suddenly I spotted a bumblebee car parked on the side of an avenue. My head couldnt help but think: This car is very simr to the Auntie Rens car! There cant be this much of a coincidence? It seems like what youre afraid of alwayses. 50 meters in front of me, an adult woman wearing a ck suit and a yellow sports jacket was leaning on the railings, looking at the scenery towards the center of theke. In the morning, Dongshan Lake was as t as a mirror. I wasnt sure what there was to look at, but Auntie Ren looked attentively while appearing sullen. The expression of anger also appeared on her white face from time to time. How... how frightening! Although I was very familiar with Auntie Ren since I was a child, I have always paid special attention to Auntie in various movie magazines, but after so long, if I had to talk to her face to face, Im so nervous! Wait, if you think about it, would Auntie Ren recognize me? I am totally different from my younger self. She would only treat me as an ordinary, somewhat fierce passerby. So I slowed down and hoped that I wouldnt rm Auntie Ren when I walked by. When I passed by, I secretly took a nce at Auntie Ren. She wasnt that different from my memories, she was still valiant and formidable-looking, and young and beautiful.She was worthy of being a world champion, even if she retired, it would not erase the presence of a king. Her slightly curled hair carried a slight natural red color and was bundled in a ponytail behind her head. It looked neat and tidy, and was in line with her status as a martial arts director. Because of her regr exercise, Auntie Ren had a very good figure, she didnt at all look like someone who had a child. With her appearance and figure, she can definitely act as a Bond girl in the 007 series. I once read a review where a small editormented the fact that it was a waste to have Auntie Ren as a martial arts director. I dont think theres anything wrong with that, it would actually be a waste of talent if they cast Auntie Ren as those flowery girls, reading those stupid lines. I suddenly thought, after Xiao Qin grew up, how simr would she be to Auntie Ren? First of all, she cantpare with Auntie Ren in terms of height. Auntie Ren and I were simr in height. Xiao Qin was a head shorter than me. She should lose her dream of being a tall beauty in this life. In terms of skin, Xiao Qins skin was white and soft because she spent most of her time at home. However, her white and soft skin was exchanged with her abnormal lifestyle. In contrast, I feel that Aunties skin was healthier. There was quite a few simrities in terms of eyebrows, but only the appearance was simr, it had a totally different aura. Its a bit like the difference between Shu Sha and her brother. Even if Auntie Ren kept a low profile, and was extremely reserved, it was unavoidable that her every gesture showed her power, and made the viins hiding in the shadows afraid of making a sound. Xiao Qin, besides shing her eyes, she could onlyugh foolishly and reveal and appear brainless. Its hard to imagine a day when Xiao Qin would mature, I feel like she will never grow up. At this time, Auntie Ren was facing away from me, looking at the water ripples in the center of theke. Maybe it was because of boredom, she took out a can of beer and started drinking while staring at the scenery. Drinking in the morning! Did something bad happen? Forget it, its already difficult to protect myself, I lowered my head and tried to quietly pass by. I didnt go far before Auntie Ren called out and stopped me from behind. Hey you, stop! I trembled, my feet stopped involuntarily. I turned halfway to look at Auntie Ren. Auntie Ren held the beer in one hand and leaned on the railing with the other and said to me half-squinting: You, throw a punch! Huh? Punch? I pointed to my left arm. But Im hurt! Auntie Ren raised her brows, Dont you still have a right hand? Stop wasting time! Throw a punch and let me see! Based on the tone of her order, I couldnt defy. I took a deep breath and made a jab into the empty space in front of me. Hmph, amateur! Auntie Ren took a big gulp of beer and thenmented disdainfully. I know that my pathetic skill is nothing in Auntie Rens eyes, but dont be so ruthless! This is what I learned from watching multiple boxing matches! You, show me a kick! I couldnt help it, since it felt pretty dumb kicking empty space, I kicked the willow tree by theke, and the branches shook violently. Oh, its got quite a bit of strength, but the timing is off, most of the power was offset by yourself! Auntie Ren finished the remaining beer in one gulp and tossed the empty can into the air. She stood still with only her right leg raised, then she mmed kick the can, sending it straight up into the clouds, where it couldnt be seen with the naked eye. After a full two minutes or so, the beer cans fell back down from the sky, and Auntie Ren swept her right leg again. The beer can changed directions, and like a bullet, it shot into the garbage bin, it went into the bin marked recyble garbage. The force of the beer cans did not dissipate, and the garbage bin shook loudly. Chapter 120 – A Dreadful Threa t Ren, Auntie Ren, youre incredible... I was at a loss of words due to my meager vocabry. Auntie Ren was a bit surprised: Do you know me? Where did you hear my surname from? So Auntie Ren actually didnt recognize who I was? Why did you just stop a random passer-by to let him punch and kick? I, I usually like to read movie magazines. I have seen your photos in some of those reports. I know that you are a very incredible martial arts director, hehe, thats it... I will definitely be exposed in the future, but I had no other choice. I wasnt ready to formally talk with Auntie Ren. Oh, then its easier if you already know who I am... Auntie took out another can of beer from her fanny pack, leaned back against the railing and started to drink. Stop drinking! Do you want to practice the drunken fist? And I thought that your pack was loaded with martial arts tools, or martial arts clothes, but is it filled with beer? Kid, do you want to be an extra? Eh? Recently Ive been filming a kungfu drama series with some Americans. We dont have enough extras for the film. Come and help us! Isnt this the Magic Legend movie starring Ai Mi? I dont want to film with Ai Mi! Also, it would definitely be exposed that I pretended to be a stranger to follow Auntie Ren to film! No, no thanks, Auntie Ren, I still have things to do, Ill be on my way... I said and turned around, intending to run. You dare!? Auntie Ren screamed and my heart almost leapt out of my chest. Why, why do you want me to be an extra actor... I asked pitifully. No reason, I just dont like those Americans. They have to rely on steel wire just to do a flip and still act big in front of the camera... Its better to have extras who know kungfu! But, as youve said previously, Im an amateur, I dont know kungfu! But you should still be more experienced than them? Based on your running posture, the muscles on your upper body trained from exercise, you would look pretty good in shirtless scenes! Eh? Based on my running position, you can not only see where I was hurt, but also how much muscles I have? Why do I feel like Impletely exposed in front of martial art elders! Auntie Ren, youre really good at jokes, I would just be an extra, if I was the main focal point, wouldnt that just be stealing scenes? Thats right, I want you to steal scenes! Those stars should learn a bit of shame! They are almost the same age as you, yet because of their pampering, they wont perform any moves that are just a bit difficult and I have to modify the moves on the spot! Although Im happy to be of help to Auntie Ren, if I had to perform difficult acts like backflips whilending with one finger, Ill rather not go and beughed at by the Americans. Well, Auntie Ren, thank you for your kind intentions... I really dont have a talent for acting. Can you let me go? Auntie Ren lifted the beer to her lips and made sucking sounds. Who said that you dont have a talent for acting? Ye Lin, youre ying the fool right in front of me, isnt it pretty decent? Eh? So Auntie Ren already knew my identity? She was just joking and pranking me? This is much worse than if I just admitted my identity beginning! I was worried about how Auntie Ren would scold me. Hmph, my daughter has liked you for so long, did you think that as a mother, I wouldnt even confirm how you look? It seems that I have been exposed for a while and I dont know when Auntie Ren observed me in secret. I involuntarily lowered my head. If someone passed by, they would definitely think that it was an elder scolding the young. Auntie Ren sighed. Unfortunately, my daughter is like me. When we fall in love, our IQ drops to 0. As someone whos experienced it before, I cant help but check on my daughter. She said as she measured me up and down. Kid, your face became crippled! I can only smile bitterly in response to such blunt words. I used to give you candy before? I remember you were pretty cute when you were a child, and its not like your dad fed you Sanlu, how did you turn out like this? How should I respond? I would say that I me your daughter. She bullied me so badly that I was filled with resentment and swore revenge. In the end, I was reborn with the feelings in my heart and thats why I turned out with this ferocious appearance? Its impossible to say! The Little Tyrant did not bully me in front of her mother, and I did not tell her mother because of my self-respect as a man. I was able to hold back in tattle telling when I was 6 or 7 years old. But now that Im in middle school, would I tell Auntie Ren about these stories? No, Auntie Ren, just take it that I had gic mutations. Hmph, your legs are really short. Eh? How can you mention my insecurities right in front of me! Auntie Ren, you went overboard! It was hard for me to convince myself that my legs werent particrly short, why did you remind me again! I guess you got it from your dad? Although you guys arent short, you both have short legs... Oh right, did your father go back to teach? No, no... I replied, a bit ashamed. How useless! He was a private tutor for a while, then he probably gave up as a teacher, right? Whats he doing now? I heard that he opened a strange shop selling dubious products? Not only is it dubious! If those things were ced on the street, they would all be confiscated by the police on charges of indecency! Wasnt it just a failed marriage? He cant stand up after only one blow. If he didnt have a son, I really doubt whether or not he has any balls! Hey hey, Auntie Ren, although dad is disappointing even in my eyes, you should not doubt whether or not he is a man! He let himself go, and he definitely failed at educating you! The father and son are a pair of waste, I get angry when I look at you! Auntie Ren, you can scold me, but dont scold my dad, he doesnt have it easy... In a hurry, I almost said that dad was a seniormentator for AV films. Every time he watched an AV film, he would write a heartfelt report, which was not easy. Shut up! If Xiao Qin didnt like you, I wouldnt care if you guys lived or died! He had such a useless son, giving me trouble. Its a great honor that Im not scolding him in his face! I couldnt say anything in response to Auntie Rens reprimands. With a slight gasp for breath, Auntie Ren asked again: Ye Lin, what do you n on doing with my daughter? Uhh... were still young, we probably shouldnt date? At this moment, I was grateful to the head teachers unyielding principles. Dont try to half-ass it! Now youre still young, but what about the future? What are you going to do in the future? It seems like Auntie Ren will not let me off the hook that easily. I have never thought about the future, but I couldnt answer under her sharp gaze. I, afterward... Xiao Qin might not like me as much as before? Auntie Rensplexion sank. I know my daughters personality very well. Be straight-forward, just say if you like her or not! Eh? Ummm... I made a difficult expression. You dont like her? Then, do you hate her? You cant say that... I was ambiguous. Kid, are you trying to say that you dont even know if you like or hate my daughter? I hurriedly followed her statement. Well, that sounds right... With a bang, Auntie Ren crushed the empty beer can she was holding in her hand. She looked at me as if she was a lioness trying to protect her children from an attacking leopard. Ye Lin, if I stood to the side, a girl like Xiao Qin, will definitely be taken advantage of... I dont want that kind of thing to happen! I nodded my head andter felt that it was wrong and started shaking my head again. I dont care how open minded younger people are. In short, before you go to high school, you guys can at most kiss. If you pass that step, youll be responsible! Auntie Ren, I have to say that you are a bit too optimistic... In fact, we have not only kissed, but also french kissed, not only that, but it was when you went to take a bath, openly in your home. What are you looking at? Are you not satisfied? Auntie Ren, who consecutively drank two cans of beer, had a bit of a red eye. No, I am not dissatisfied... But Auntie Ren, sometimes Xiao Qin is very scary, Im always passive! Some things are out of my control! Auntie Ren could also imagine what brainless acts her daughter would do, she was stunned for a while before she slowly said: Im notpletely unreasonable. If it was Xiao Qins fault, I will close one eye, but I must warn you... If you dare knock her up...... The beer can that was already crushed to an extent where the average person would believe it couldnt be crushed anymore, started to screech. In the palm of Auntie Ren, it waspressed into a metal chip even smaller than a CPU. Auntie Ren threw the metal block into the trash can like it was a concealed weapon, while lightly saying: At the time, that would seal the fate of your dads balls. Eh? Even if I had a nuclear bomb-level tragedy that made Xiao Qin pregnant, I should be the one punished, what does it have to do with my dads balls? Do you think I dont want to crush your balls? When that timees, Xiao Qin will definitely protect you, so Ill have your father ept your punishment! Chapter 121 – Homework Assignmen t Not good, talking to Auntie Ren is too stressful. Shes usually amiable and reasonable, but when it has something to do with her daughter, she bes extremely paranoid! I cant stay here any longer, I have to go, I will bete for ss. Auntie Ren was not nning on letting me go. Hey, what did you think about bing an extra under my wing? Huh? Wasnt that a joke? Do you really want me to act? Nonsense! Although both you and your dad are no different than flies in my eyes, even if the probability is only one in a million, what if you got together with Xiao Qin? How would you earn money to support your family? What skills do you have? Do you just want to mooch and let Xiao Qin raise you? ... Although I would like to say that I can inherit the family business or work as a construction worker, but I would only be more despised by Auntie Ren. Im nning ahead for a rainy day, I should definitely n a road for you, brat? ... Dont underestimate extras. If you look good on camera, you will be assigned to y more roles. With such a terrifying appearance, it would be a waste if you dont y a viin! Auntie Ren, I appreciate your kindness, but I am still in school, homework is vital (going against my conscience), and I dont want to y bad guys... Is there a positive role that I can y? Tsk, trying to take advantage of the situation, eh! You think you can act as a good guy with your appearance? I dont know about other ces, but there are no shortage of good guys in our movie! If youre willing to y the bad guy and the result isnt appalling, I can give you a few roles to pick from! I was aplete amateur when it came to acting, so I found it strange for Auntie Ren to have such confidence in me. Huh? Isnt the United States a beacon of hope for humanity. Shouldnt they have a lot of positive roles in their films? How can there be so many antagonist roles that I can pick and choose? Auntie Ren rolled both of her eyes upwards. Hey, Americans have a very vulnerable self-esteem. Havent you seen in House M.D., all the uncurables are always ck or yellow colored people? Among the films they invest in, even if they are oriental-style kung fu movies, they will try their best to cast orientals as supporting or antagonist roles. With looks like yours, itll bring out their glory I think when the director sees you, hell feel like he just picked up treasure! I was very upset. I used to watch a sci-fi exploration program made by Americans. It was set in the year 4000s. Humans havended on Mars, and the United States, Europe, Russia, and Japan formed an alliance. Each country sent some of their own astronauts on one spaceship. Although there were some disagreements, it was only on the same level of a couples quarrel. It was obviously supposed to be a popr science film, but there were a lot of politics. There were two main points that were upsetting: First, China was the main antagonist of humanity, but from beginning to end, there was not a single Chinese person cast in the film (China used a robot to fly spaceships tond on Mars). Second, the Japanese in the Alliance in this film sacrificed their lives on Mars in order to protect humanity. In fact, I should be happy that the Japs died, but when I look at a group of blond Caucasians who saluted the helmet of Bento-san (Thats probably how they referred the Japanese), I suddenly realized that Bento-san didnt represent Japanese, but all Orientals. This is themon practice of Americans. Unlike the magnificent China, who wees foreign guests, Americans think that when foreignerse to their country, its to make contributions (such as sacrificing themselves). Its also the goal of Hollywood to let Chinese movie stars y bad guys. It is almost their basic national policy. Even one of my idols, Jet Li, has not been spared. When Jet Li first came to Hollywood and starred in Lethal Weapon 4, lets not talk about his ugly ponytail (maybe it was used to highlight the ignorance of the Chinese), in the end, he was also stabbed to death by Mel Gibson with a steel pipe underwater, so miserable that it can not be described. When it came to Unleashed, Jet Lis image was even more embarrassing, he was basically an uncivilized barbarian. All in all, Jet Li, who yed a role where he alwaysughed in the Fang Shiyu series, was forced to y the image of a barbarian arriving in the American-led Hollywood. He was used as a good example of the American democracy, justice and advancement. Fortunately, Jet Li stopped acting in Hollywood, he shouted You guys bully people!, and ran back to the embrace of the Chinese audience in tears. Oh, the above phrase was something I imagined, please dont believe it as truth. Based on Auntie Rens remarks, doesnt she want me to walk the same path? The question is why should I serve as contrast to the Americans! You guys dared to bully my idols, I dont even know how Ill be treated if I go! Maybe they might shave my head into yin and yang, make me wear a diaper while holding a rubber duck as a weapon, and finally be killed by the protagonists by being buried in a pile of shit! Compared with this kind of treatment, I might as well go to Director Cao to act as Jin Lin Young Thug! At least its our own Chinese people! Of course, ording to Cao JingShen, his father has already found the right actor, so he no longer needs me, but thats besides the fact. Moreover, when I went to Xiao Qins home to repair theputerst time, I hid in the bedroom and overheard the conversation between Xiao Qin and Auntie Ren. It seems like in this Magic Cauldron film, everyone mustmunicate in English? As far as my level in English, I wouldnt even understand anything the others are saying. I told my worries to Auntie Ren, but she wasnt really concerned. Is English difficult? Cant you just take your enthusiasm for exercise, work a bit harder, and learn? It doesnt need to be that good, as long as its enough to reach Xiao Qins level... Auntie Ren, you make it sound too easy! This is not a problem that can be solved with a little effort! For me, this is harder than realizing the four modernizations. Also, was Xiao Qins English even learned in school? She has been home for three years, if it was not taught by tutors, then it was taught by Auntie Ren. You have been in contact with many foreign directors. When theye to your home, you probably call Xiao Qin over to have conversations in English? I dont have a good learning environment at home! Although dadsputer sometimes ys a few English words, its only simple vocabry such as Fuck, Oh Yeah, or Baby Cmon! Learn English, then I will arrange a role for you, understand? Auntie Ren told me as if it was a homework assignment. English... I probably cant learn it for the rest of my life... This was not modesty. For someone like me, the only hope is that the US imperialists have fully declined, and Chinese has be the universalnguage. Auntie Ren looked at my eyes as if I was a heap of old tires in the dump. Even if you cant learn, you have to learn! Ask your dad to get a private tutor! You could even get Xiao Qin to teach you! Youve had so much good things happen to you, yet you cant even put in a little hard work? I wasnt sure if the so-called good thing she referred to was the fact that she would arrange a role for me, or that Xiao Qin likes me. Since my left hand was hurt, I didnt wear a watch when I came out today. I didnt know if I waste or not. Under my repeated requests, Auntie Ren finally waved her hands and let me head to school. When I left, she warned me to learn thenguage carefully and dont do anything to Xiao Qin, or else... Thank you for your good intentions. I definitely dont want to do anything extra to Xiao Qin. When I entered the ssroom of the second year (3) ss, there were not many people in the ssroom. Except for the ss leader and the student on duty who came early, most of the chairs were empty. Xiao Qin also did not arrive yet. Sure enough, was it because I ran twops less and didnt have breakfast, so I arrived earlier? The ss leader saw my left arm wrapped with a thick bandage, and the splint was hung around my neck. She couldnt help but wrinkle her brows. Did you get into a fight again? I looked up and thought for a split second. If you call it a fight, its technically right.... The ss leader had a look of sadness. Ive already said before that if you keep on fighting, you wont always win! If you keep fighting, one day youll be beaten to death! Her voice was surprisingly loud, and even the student on duty turned to look at us. The ss leader realized that she was making a mor in the early morning in a quiet ss room and she blushed. After a moment of silence, she stared at my left arm and asked: Is it serious? Chapter 122 – Bathroom Door Guardian I only spoke a few lines to the ss leader before Xiao Qin walked in from the back door of the ssroom. She was in low spirits and after seeing us she said good morning in a dispirited tone. Then she sat down in her seat. What did you do to Xiao Qin? After she noticed that something was wrong, the ss leader immediately changed the topic and no longer cared about me. I didnt do anything to her! Instead, she was the one who almost broke my arm! Damn, I really want to tell the truth! However, its already embarrassing enough that the Five Tigers are the only ones who know about this incident! Also, even if I said it, the ss leader would not believe it if she didnt see it with her own eyes. After most all my ssmates arrived, I became the object of everyones gaze. Of course, they didnt dare to brazenly stare. They would secretly sneak a look, then start discussing with their neighbors. Its rare to see Ye Lin wounded. Did he get his karma? Exactly, hes always bullying people, he should have learned his lesson this time? Although I really wanted to point to their face and ask which of their eyes saw me bullying, but ever since Xiao Qin transferred here, I have lost the rights to ask such questions. If hes injured, wouldnt his neighbor, Ren XiaoQin, be able to rx? Not necessarily! I think he would vent his anger, so it would actually be worse! Listening to the students discussions, Xiao Qins head was getting lower and lower, and she hid behind her open Chinese textbook. Ye Lin, Im sorry... She told me with a small voice like a mosquito. Forget it. I magnanimously shook my right hand. Dont worry about it, just pretend it didnt happen. Although I believe the result of this duel was a draw, but on the surface, I had a more serious injury. After honing myself for so long, I couldnt ept that I lost to the Little Tyrant. No, Ye Lin ssmate, I carefully reviewed myself... She hesitated for a moment, A dangerous person like me is not suitable to be Ye Lin ssmates girlfriend... Huh? Whats happening here? Does Xiao Qin want to voluntarily withdraw? Im overjoyed! It was worth getting my arm injured! It would still be worth it even if I injured a leg too! Last night I asked my mother to waste my martial art skills. As a result, my mother scolded me and said that I watched too much film and television, there is no such method... My mother also said, Im too proactive for a girl when ites to developing an intimate rtionship with Ye Lin ssmate, and I am too active as a girl. The only result would be scaring them away, or meeting an irresponsible person that leaves after theyre done ying with you... So, was that why Auntie Red waited for me on my usual running route today? Because she was worried that her daughter was emotionally as unfortunate as herself, so she specifically warned me? Although I dont believe that Ye Lin is an irresponsible person, I would also be deeply grateful if you were willing to y with me, but... If Ye Lin ssmate was scared away, I will regret it... Plus, my androphobia has not been cured. If there was another case of losing my mind and hurting Ye Lin ssmate, I will me myself and wouldnt be able to live with myself anymore... So, I dont expect to jump into an intimate rtionship with Ye Lin ssmate all of a sudden. Lets revert to our innocent ymate rtionship as before, and be ordinary childhood friends? After she finished speaking, she was unconfident and hid her face behind the book, awaiting my reply. Who was your innocent ymate! Do you trade blows with your childhood friend (Actually, it was one-sided)! However, Xiao Qins proposal signified that she took a step back and represented that I was closer to victory. Okay! I replied delightfully. Then you cant start anymore rumors and say that you are my girlfriend! Xiao Qin nodded and showed a little peace of mind but also a slightly disappointed expression. Since were childhood friends, then she uphold the responsibility of a childhood friend, right? I extended my right hand towards Xiao Qin: Let me copy yournguage ss homework! It doesnt matter if I dont turn in the homework for the other subjects, I just dont want to provoke old man Zhang. Xiao Qin took out her homework from her bag and handed it to me. Ye Lin ssmate, your hand is hurt, do you want me to copy it for you? Once I have identified her as an ordinary childhood friend, although it still felt a bit strange, I could get along with her more easily. No, my right hand is fine. Besides, since your words are so beautiful, old man Zhang would know that I didnt write it myself! (*^__^*) Hehe, Ye Lin ssmates praised me? For the first time today, Xiao Qin showed a smile on her face. Uhmm, Ye Lin ssmate, there is one more thing I want to apologize for... I started to copy ssical Chinese writing and waited for Xiao Qin to continue. Were the five people that I injured yesterday your friends? Although they told me, but because they look too much like the ruffians from Shoujo manga, I identally adjusted myself into battle mode... Do you divide yourself intobat mode and love mode? Do you think you are a cell phone? If you were a mobile phone, I hope you would stay on silent mode! I, I cant help it! I was very scared at the time, I had to defend Ye Lin ssmates virginity! Who needs you to defend their virginity! Also, the five tigers were harassing you, what does that have to do with my virginity!? Because, because... Xiao Qin cupped her face that was red as an apple. Because my virginity belongs to Ye Lin, I shortened it as Ye Lin ssmates virginity. My face sank: Didnt you just say that you didnt want to be my girlfriend anymore? Isnt our rtionship that of ordinary childhood friends? Xiao Qin was scared by my expression and took a breath and replied in a mumble: My current setting is a neighboring girl who is secretly in love with Ye Lin ssmate. Although she has never expressed her true feelings, she still likes Ye Lin very much! Who said that you have not confessed! You confessed to me the first time you saw me again! Also, youve already said you liked me an innumerable amount of times these days! Do you really think you are ying a love game on yourputer? That it has a reset button? In short... In short... Ye Lin ssmate can think of me as an ordinary childhood friend, because Ye Lin ssmate is slow when ites to love, so he has not realized that the neighboring girl likes him... What, not only did you reset your own file, but you also gave me new settings? Do you think that you are the god of the Earth online game? The girl next door expressed her apology to Ye Lin ssmate, because she identally injured his friends. These friends not only did not hold a grudge, but also returned the lost bag back. The girl next door was very happy... Dont use a third person narrative to describe yourself! It became a narration game so quickly! If I cant copy the homework, the narration will be Old man Zhang used the textbook to deal 100 damage to Ye Lin! Why, does Ye Lin not like me speaking this way? I heard that using the third person to describe yourself is cute! The girl next door only wants the attention of Ye Lin ssmate! I lowered my head to copy the homework and ignored her. Xiao Qinid on her table and turned her face towards me. Hehe, the girl next door thought in her heart: Although Ye Lin only thought of himself as an ordinary childhood friend, but the rabbit loves to eat the grass near the nest as long as the girl next door perseveres, shaking her youthful body next to him... If Ye Lin ssmate couldnt hold it in anymore and pushed down the girl next door, he should take responsibility and be her boyfriend? Screw that! If its an inner thought, dont say it out loud! Not only did you not change the third person narrative, even your ns were revealed! It was not until old man Zhang entered the ssroom and announced that ss started and Xiao Qin stopped ying this game. Thanks to old man Zhangs blessing, she was quiet for the whole ss. After ss, I got up to go to the bathroom. Xiao Qin raised her eyes and asked me: Do you need me to help? Im going to the bathroom, what can you help me? Are you going to go for me? This tone of voice shouldnt be considered rude for childhood friends, right? I... Ye Lin ssmates arm injury is my responsibility, so if Ye Lin ssmate goes to urinate, if its inconvenient with one hand... ... so what if its inconvenient? No, let your childhood friend make a meager contribution! Meager contribution? Hehe~~~ Xiao Qin touched her head with one hand. That is to help Ye Lin ssmate pull it out, then stuff it back in when youre done urinating! Scram! Xiao Qin covered her head and made a gesture as if she was afraid of being beat. Oh! I forgot the most important step! It seems that I have to shake it afterwards? Is it that why you scolded me? I didnt continue this stupid conversation with Xiao Qin and walked into the corridor alone. At the entrance of the mens toilet, I met Li Cunzhuang of the 2 C 2 ss. (TN: 2 C 2 is 2nd year, 2nd ss) Isnt this the famous person of 28th Middle. Body like an iron bucket, face that looks like it had a stroke, doesnt show mercy in a fight, rumored to be crazy, the man nicknamed Li ErLeng? I dont know if Shu Zhe gave him the nude photos that he promised to sell to Li ErLeng. I was holding a stomach of shit, and Li ErLeng actually blocked me from entering the washroom. Chapter 123 – The Girl’s Gossip Time The... the one named Ye, I heard that you were supporting that kid, Shu Zhe? Li ErLengs left eye was unmoving, he stared at me with his right while he spoke. Stop messing around, I said to him in the tone I use to chase away brats. I have to take a shit, we can talkter! Li ErLeng shook his square head. No... No, I want to talk now, you will apany me. His tone, his expression, no wonder it is rumored that his parents were long lost siblings. What do you want to say? Isnt it just that Shu Zhe doesnt have the photos that he promised and you want to beat him up? Li ErLeng opened a small slit in the corner of his left eye and quickly closed it again. Yes... yes! I want to beat him up! But he said that if I beat him, you will avenge him, right? I probably wont avenge him, but if Li ErLeng beat Shu Zhe right in front of me, I would be too embarrassed to be a bystander. After all, he is Shu Shas baby brother. If he was beat, it would definitely make his sister sad. Thus I admitted: Thats right, Shu Zhe is my younger brother. Im supporting him in 28th Middle. You better noty your hands on him. We can discuss any issues that you want to solve. In fact, what I want to solve the most is the shit in my stomach! Hurry up and move, let me go drop some bombs! Left arm tied with a bandage, a mystery hidden in the stomach. It was unlucky to meet Li ErLeng in this state. Its best not to fight for the time being and to use words to dy him for a while. When I am healed, we can talk with violence, it is more suitable for us. After he heard that he canty his hands on Shu Zhe, Li ErLengughed. He... He took my money but didnt give me the stuff, how should we settle it? Shu Zhe did receive Li ErLengs deposit, but because the ss leader was very strict with his brother, he couldnt take a nude photo, and the deposit was spent by him and Xiao Li. There is nothing to solve, I said. However much he owes you, I will return it. No matter how much you pressure him, an unobtainable item will always be unobtainable. Li ErzLeng had a dissatisfied expression. I... I dont want your money, Shu Zhe also said that he would return the money, but I dont want money, I only want photos. He really is one stubborn fucker! If Shu Zhe cant get a picture of her sister, are you going to make Shu Zhe threaten his sister with violence to take nude photos for you? It is impossible if you think think about it. Although the ss leader is a woman, her physical state is better than that of a younger brother who does not like to exercise. If Shu Zhe dares to have that thought, the ss leader would have long pped him in the face. Unless, he feeds her sister a sleeping pill... But would Shu Zhe do that? Im a little worried... The...the one named Ye, I heard that you are powerful,e, fight me. If I win, Shu Zhe would know that no one can protect him, and he should give me the photo. Li ErLeng challenged without a change in expression. If I was my normal self, Im not really afraid of him. Li ErLeng has nothing more than a fat andrge body, and he is ruthless. Most of the people who have fought him have basically dropped down in fear before even fighting. I think otherwise. Since he is so fat, he also has a lot of ces I can hit. I just need to find a gap like how Xiao Qin dealt with me, and knock him down. Even if I only have one hand at the moment, I am confident that I will not lose to him. At worst, it would be tragic victory, with a lot of blood loss. But to risk my life for that brat Shu Zhe, its not really worth it. So I lied to Li ErLeng and said: You want the photo? Ill give you the photo if you want it, but you have to wait for another two weeks. After two weeks, my arm should bepletely healed. No... no! I have been waiting for a long time... almost... He said while sticking out his fingers and slowly counting. Dont count, Im just asking if you want the photos? Li ErLeng, who had just counted to three, was suddenly interrupted by me, and his expression was a bit nk. Want... want... Then wait another two weeks... No, one week is good! When that timees, ask me for the photos, dont go to Shu Zhe, okay? Although I dont know what the state of my left arm will be in a week, if worstes to worst, I can also let Cao JingShen photoshop two high-quality photos to stall. Li ErLeng thought for a moment and finally nodded like a gori, he agreed. I rushed into the mens room. If I didnt empty the bin, it would have overflowed. The boys who were blocked by Li ErLeng in the toilet, held their noses and rushed to the hallway. Damn Shu Zhe, always giving me trouble. It seems that I have to discipline you on behalf of your sister! At noon, because it was inconvenient, Xiao Qin helped me get food in the cafeteria. She was going to feed me with a spoon, I didnt agree. Why not? Xiao Qin grievously asked, Isnt this normal between childhood friends? Hey, in your mind, it would be normal even if you sneak into the bed of your childhood friend at night! In addition to me and Xiao Qin, the ss leader and Loud Mouth also sat with us (Little Smart was sick). The number one loyal dog sses bro and his other loyal dogs were chased to a further table by the ss leader on the grounds that Xiao Qin was afraid of boys. Now, they looked at me with grievances and started whispering to each other, maybe they wanted to teach me a lesson after school while my arm was injured. Hey! After hearing their discussion, the ss leader said to them with a stiff face: If you get into a fight, I dont need you guys to help me in the ss anymore! After the loyal dogs heard the words of Queen Shu Sha, although they were unwilling, they had no choice but to bow down and eat. These people are so sad! What benefits can you get from helping Shu Sha manage the ss? Its nothing more than a bunch of chores like lifting heavy things, sanitation, and discipline. If it is me, Im happy with nothing to do! Loud Mouth, while eating the rarely seen beef in the braised potatoes and beef dish, asked me in the gap between eating: Ye Lin, with you injured, what happens if your enemies came for revenge? I frowned and waited for her to go on. Haha, its better to hire me as a bodyguard! See how Ill protect you! As for the cost... a piece of beef from your dish will do! Xiao Qin pouted and protected my te. No! Ye Lin ssmate should eat more meat for nutrition! The beef in my te is also for Ye Lin ssmate! Not only beef, even I... Halfway through, she saw myplexion and stopped. Maybe she hasnt adjusted after she decided that we were back to ordinary childhood friends status? The ss leader nudged Loud Mouth with her elbow. I dont like meat that much, you can have the meat in my te. Haha, the ss leader is still the most generous! Loud Mouth took a piece of beef and chewed it in her mouth with great exaggeration. Other peoples meals are the most delicious! Loud Mouth made a sigh action after eating the meat, then she turned to stare at the table of the loyal dogs. Headed by the number one loyal dog sses bro, everyone pretended they didnt noticed and bowed their heads to demolish their few remaining pieces of meat. Loud Mouth clicked her tongue and said with disdain: No elegance at all! If the ss leader wanted to eat meat, you would have lined up to offer it! Shu Sha gave Loud Mouth a look, Stop the nonsense, also I dont like meat. Loud Mouth slightly lowered her voice: ss leader, the boys at the table over there, they listen and obey you, saying that their purpose is purely for the benefit of the 2-3 ss, but arent they actually a Shu Sha Fan Club? You, what are you talking about! The ss leaders face turned red in an instant. Loud Mouth continued to speak: How about it ss leader, they have so many people, I heard they even have a reserve team. Is there anyone youre interested in? Is there! Hey, isnt this a topic thats supposed to be privately discussed between girls? Loud Mouth, did you not see such a big man sitting here! Xiao Qins interest also piqued. Yes, ss leader, tell me, who do you like? Im guessing that she learned from shoujo manga: If you dont like gossip, then youre not like a real girl? The ss leader was attacked from both sides by Loud Mouth and Xiao Qin. She seemed embarrassed, especially with a boy sitting here. I, Im just very happy that they can stand out and disy ownership. I cant manage such arge ss alone. Dont arbitrarily create spections for them. They have contributed a lot for the ss and yet they havent received much benefits. Loud Mouth made an expression of I dont believe it. Every day, just the fact that they can follow your orders probably makes them very happy! Theyre just a bunch of masochists! Serves them right that no one likes them! How can you say that about them... Huh? ss leader, do you disagree? Is there someone you like among them? Xiao Qin also joined in on the fun: Oh, I think the No. 1 dog... No, I mean the sses ssmate who sits on my right side, he looks pretty good, ss leader you might as well... Loud Mouth was so excited that her face was red, and she added on to the words of Xiao Qin: Thats right, ss leader, what do you think about him? Lets not talk about anything else, but in terms of management, hes already an indispensable assistant, you could even call him vice ss leader? Dont tell me that he doesnt have those intentions, because I have seen his gaze when he sneaks peeks at you, it was full of endless thoughts and kindness! Is there, really? The ss leaders face was full of panic. Ah, how moving~~~~ Xiao Qin lifted his face to make a far-sighted appearance. Its hard to wait for a person. ss leader, you might as well ept his feelings... As expected, Xiao Qin did not really have any good intentions, she persistently tried to push the ss leader to others. But Loud Mouth gave me a look, I wasnt sure what kind of game she was ying. Initially, I wasnt going to interject, but after looking at the expression of Loud Mouth, she would have came over to pinch me if I didnt say anything. I was actually a little scared of her pair of big lobster ws. So I cleared my throat and said, No way! I was quite surprised when I finished my sentence. I thought the tone would be suave, more official, and formal. Who knew it would be such a tyrannical tone. Xiao Qin immediately closed her mouth as if my words took away all the strength in her body. Shu Sha stared at me, or she thought she was staring at me, but her gaze was weak. Her face became even redder. Loud Mouth, on the other hand, seemed satisfied with my response. Why not? Ye Lin, please exin. She acted like she was Bao Qingtian. (TN: Bao is an ancient righteous judge) No, isnt it simple? As the ss leader, how can she take the lead in breaking school rules and start dating? I tried my best to justify myself with reasonable arguments. Suspicious! Loud Mouth wanted to say something else, but was pinched on the arm by Shu Sha, so she stopped. For the remainder of the lunch break, Shu Sha did not talk to me again. Did you finally realize that the boys in the ss are not the same as your younger brother? Did you realize that you should correct the way you order them? No, wait! In the information ss in the afternoon, the loyal dogs were instructed to help the teacher move the printer. I dont know if its because she heard what Loud Mouth said and knew that they had ulterior motives. She also seemed a bit angry when she was ordering them around and her tone was meaner than usual. The loyal dogs didnt care, but instead they beamed with joy. It seems like being abused by the ss leaders words was something good for them. I really cant figure it out! If you wont change the way you manage sses, why are you not talking to me? Chapter 124 – Jin Ling Young Thug Its actually normal that Loud Mouth would be worried that people would be looking for revenge. Since I started junior high, I have adhered to the basic policy of Nobody bullies me, Ill fight to the death with whoever bullies, and Ive been in a fair number of fights. The advantage was that I was self-taught through actualbat, and mastered a certain amount of fighting ability. The downside was that I made many enemies. I remember that Xing Xing had joked with me before: Brother Ye, when you get a girlfriend in the future, you have to be careful, dont let your enemies backstab you! The reason why he was so supportive of Xiao Qin bing their sister-inw might be because they took that into consideration. If Xiao Qin actually became my girlfriend, I wont be worried that she would be bullied, as long as she doesnt beat the living daylights out of the nearby ruffians every day. After school, as expected, Xiao Qin wanted to send me home. What would happen if someone sought revenge when Ye Lin ssmate is injured! Take me with you! Ill stop them even at the cost of my life! She gripped two small fists with a face full of seriousness, as if when she said cost of my life, she would be jumping in front of me to use her body as a shield. I can foresee that no matter which enemy came, dark Xiao Qin will break their bones and tear their flesh, they would not even have a clue of how they died. But I didnt let Xiao Qin send me home. Leaving aside the fact that I still have one arm and two legs, even if I was in a wheelchair, I dont need a woman to protect me. If words gets out, word on the street would be that a big man like Ye Lin, actually hired a female bodyguard and let a woman do the work for me. Although I am not a hoodlum, I am a little concerned about my reputation in hoodlum circle, which makes me surprised. Sure enough, I guess different environments definitely provide different influences? I have to be careful. If I develop a bad thought process in the future, I will end up in prison with someone bursting my chrysanthemums. Even if I resisted, or bursted someone elses, there would be nothing to be proud of. Unexpectedly, not only for the day, but for a whole week, no one came to me looking for trouble. I found out aftward, it was the peaked cap that was publicly spreading the word that I was gay, I was covered with AIDS, and that I was beyond saving. If anyone were to fight with me, they would die if they touched my wounds. Even my fracture was said to be because I had reduced immunity because I had AIDS and I identally broke it. Therefore, although my enemies have an advantage point, they all watched quietly afar. No one attacked, they just waited until death took its toll. Death my ass! After two weeks, once I am fully recovered, you will never get an opportunity like this again! At that time, just watch how I will teach you all a lesson! If you so much as re at me on the streets, I will beat you up to vent my anger! Its not my fault that I am unable to fight Xiao Qin, who recovered her senses. If I had to find someone to vent my anger, Xiao Qin would probably be willing to be my punching bag. I can even imagine her pitiful expression of hit me all you want, I wont resist when I close my eyes. On Wednesday, Cao JingShen told me mysteriously that his father, Director Cao, released and screened the first episode of his short series on the inte. The name was in poor taste, it was called Bloody Battle of Nanjing. When I heard the name, I remembered that Director Cao hugged my thighs and begged me to y the role of the evil boss. Later, as for the actor who yed Jin Ling Young Thug, Director Cao visited multiple theatre institutes until he found someone to his liking. The name of this person was Wu Sheng, but his ssmates all call him Depressed Bro. I heard that this person named Wu Sheng was extremely depressed. He was so depressed that his two ex-girlfriends both got depression. When Director Cao saw him, Depressed Bro was leaning against an old pine tree on the campus. He had the style of an ancient poet, staring at the clouds in the sky. Director Cao rushed up in excitement and asked Depressed Bro if he would like to make a movie with him. Usually, for students of a film institute, a chance to be in a film would be impossible. I also heard that there was a person in Dongcheng District who pretended to be a director and got two girls of film schools to sleep with him. However, after Depressed Bro heard the words of Director Cao, he did not immediately respond. The gaze he used to look at Director Cao was mncholic. The air he breathed was mncholic. The temperature of his skin was mncholic. His final answer was mncholic. Whats the point, whether I act or not? Director Cao repeated what he said to me previously. Depressed Bro still did not budge. He only repeated a simr line: Theres no point of living... Director Cao said at the time, he was influenced by Depressed Bro and almost wanted to cry. He almost lost all his motivation to film domestically produced AV films. Originally, he only hoped to find a suitable actor to y Jin Ling. After seeing this level of shocking depression, he immediately felt that Wu Shengs aura would be best shared with the audience, he shouldnt be the only one to suffer. He decided to make Depressed Bro be a famous actor through his own hands, so he could retaliate against this society that would not let him make AV films. Depressed Bro couldnt stand the repeated pleading of Director Cao, so he finally agreed. You will regret it... said Depressed Bro. Ive already warned my two previous girlfriends, but they wouldnt listen. Now look what happened... ah, but life is meaningless, so you can do whatever you want to do... Later, the crew members who participated in the filming said the interest word should be added to Wu Shengs name, and be renamed as meaningless. (TN: Its a y on words) After the first episode of Bloody Battle of Nanjing was released, the reviews were satisfactory, but I have not seen it. Cao JingShen asked me if I would like to go to his house at noon and watch his fathers work on the big screen. I thought that I would have to discuss with him about the PS photo of the ss leader to deal with Li ErLeng, so I went with him. Anyway, since it was a short with only five minutes per episode, it wouldnt take much time. Director Cao was not home, it was only me and Cao JingShen. If Director Cao was home, he mighte up with some weird ideas again. Although he already found someone to y the part of Jin Ling, his ultimate goal was to shoot an adult film. I heard that he still wants to train me into an adult film star. In order to see live reactions, Cao JingShen yed Bloody Battle of Nanjing from a live stream channel, but on hisrge screen, thements were sparse. Perhaps it was not because of therge screen, but because this video wasnt that appealing, right? The story of Bloody Battle of Nanjing was very clich, that is, a demon was born, then the brave and heroic hero go through all sorts of hardships, and finally defeat the demon with the help of hispanions, and end up with the heroine. The male protagonist was very ordinary, there were no good points, he just had the same master as Jin Ling, the master taught Jin Ling martial arts, then returned to the mountains to live seclusion. He took in the kind protagonist on the way as thest disciple. As for Jin Ling, this guy was the worst of the worst. He was born in a rich household, where he was spoiled and pampered, he unted his position and had high innate talent. The Blood Kill Asura that his master taught him, even the master could not reach the ninth level, was mastered by Jin Ling. What did he do after he mastered it? He went around finding high-level fighters to kill for fun. Soon the masters in his same city were all killed by him, but he felt it wasnt enough. He felt that these people did not have the same skill as his master, so he found the vige where the master retired and killed him too. Fuck, this role is the worst! When Director Cao persuaded me to take this role, he personally promised: Although its not a justice role, he has crucial shing points of humanity! Where is the sh? When the Master was torn in half, his eyes shed a bloodthirsty red! If I yed this role, I would never be able to say that I am a good person for the rest of my life. The only thing that the Jin Ling treated with care was his beloved white dog. But it was not cute at all, you can say it is a dog, but, it was more simr to a wolf. Presumably, this was the humanity that Director Cao was talking about. But thats not right! After Jin Ling killed people, he would let his dog eat the victims corpse! Where is the humanity! Hes clearly devoid of humanity! This dog was still eating happily. The short was only 5 minutes in length. Most of the plot points were shown using montage techniques. However, the part where the dog ate human flesh was given 30 seconds! After eating, with a mouth of blood, he would look at his owner and smile, damn, this is inhuman! If you thought this was already too much, then you have not kept up with Director Caos rhythm. In the next episode preview, Director Cao hinted that the heroine would be raped by Jin Ling. The heroines past was pitiful. She grew up in an orphanage in the vige of Futian where she suffered with herpanions who were in the same situation. Judging from the preview, Jin Ling will not only rape the heroine, but also all the other girls in the orphanage! Fuck, isnt this just an adult film! Director Cao, get lost and go back to Japan to make AV films! Dont tarnish the purity of martial arts films! That wasnt even the lowest point: even a little cat that the heroine and sisters have raised, was also raped by Jin Lings dog! When the person and the dog mount from behind, they would look at each other and smile! Although the smile of Depressed Bro was a bit haggard and not an obscene smile from the bottom of his heart, it does not help to change the obscene style of the preview! Uneptable! Director Cao, thats going too far! Also... also these viewers! In the first half of the film, when it was still kind of like a martial arts film, there were very fewments. But, howe when ites to the preview, the amount ofments skyrocket! It was filled withments like Seriously looking forward to it!, The best martial arts film of the year!, Can rub one out!, Im typing with one hand!, Wasnt a waste of taking off my pants, and so on. When the credits appeared and disyed: Jin Ling Young Thug, Wu Sheng, actor, there were people cheering: Wu Sheng, I support you! Good job! Be sure to push down the heroine! Suddenly the antagonist was regarded as the number one of the story. After watching the film, I was scared for a while, and I was surprised to find that Wu Sheng was a guy who looked a little like me! I have heard Cao JingShen say that Director Cao had set the criterion for Jin Ling after he saw me. So, Depressed Bro who was chosen for the role, actually looked a bit like me! Although he had a lifeless temperament thats very different from me, but if you took that aside, people would even believe that he is my brother! Fortunately, his real name was shown at the end, otherwise, if someone misunderstood that I yed Jin Ling, it would be bad. After watching the film, I casually evaluated it. After calming down, I talked to Cao JingShen and asked if he could give me a few high-quality PS photos of the ss leader. What kind of photos? Nudes? Cao JingShen asked, The head of the family finally has this need... Chapter 125 – The Original Photograph I will never be courteous when I deal with a bad disciple like Cao JingShen. I asked him to stop speaking nonsense and quickly PS two nude photos of the ss leader that seem genuine because I need it to deceive someone. Seeing my serious expression, Cao JingShen did not ask for details, and just asked who I wanted to deceive. I said: It is your old customer, Li ErLeng from ss 2-2. He doesnt have a good brain, so we should be able to deceive him? Cao JingShen shook his head. Master, youre gravely mistaken! How so? Think about it, Li ErLeng is my gold VIP customer, hes bought every album of the ss leaders PS photos. For a frequent customer like him, Im afraid it wont deceive his discerning eyes. Discerning eyes my ass! Isnt he only able to open one eye? Also, because the source materials I have at hand are limited, and theres only a few original photos of the ss leader. So the resulting PS photos have the same postures over and over again... Cao JingShen spoke while imitating the ss leaders poses from the photos. Theres one like this, one like this, and one like this... Dont imitate it, it is disgusting and sickening, Im gonna vomit! Uh huh, so master, purely based on the posture, Li ErLeng can see that its one of my PS photos! Unless... Unless what? Cao JingShens beady eyes rolled. Unless master can get a new photo of the ss leader, one I dont have! Then, I canplete masters task! This is not a good idea. If I do this, it will give Cao JingShen more original material. Also, I dont think I have a good way to get a photo of the ss leader. Thest one I stuffed in my pocket was confiscated by the ss leader. Perhaps I can use Xiao Qin to breakthrough? During the afternoon self study ss, I asked Xiao Qin to help me get two photos of the ss leader. Xiao Qin was indescribably shocked, she even bent the pen she was holding. Why, why does Ye Lin ssmate want photos of the ss leader! Isnt the photos I gave youst time enough? There were a lot of photos! Even if you damaged one every single day, it is enough for Ye Lin to use for more than half a month! You still have the audacity to mention the photos that you forcibly gave me? Also, what do you mean by damaging one every single day? Dont tell me that you didnt give me those photos to ce on a table, but to use them for strange purposes? Who acts like you! Im really questioning what you used the picture from my childhood for every night! Dont worry, in short, I need it. Go to the ss leader and try to see if you can get a photo. Oh right, its better if its a recent photo. Xiao Qin became even more unhappy. If you need it, you cane to me! Isnt this what childhood friends are for? Are you saying the ss leaders photos are more tempting than me! Ye Lin ssmate, youre too much! I curled my lips. Can you not tarnish the word childhood friends? I need the ss leaders photo for proper business. (ss leader, in order to save your brother, will you forgive me if I PS nude photos of you) But even if I have ulterior motives, its none of your business! Why cant I care! Im a childhood friend! Being childhood friends gives me the privilege to meddle! Xiao Qin insisted. You only know about the rights of childhood friends, but dont you know about the obligations of childhood friends? I decided to use words to blow Xiao Qins brains off. Obligation... Xiao Qin thought about it and immediately blushes. Could it be that Ye Lin ssmate wants me to fulfill my obligations as a childhood friend so soon? A bit... Im overjoyed... Its not the kind of obligation youre thinking of! Why is it that even though the rtionship between us has regressed to childhood friends, but the feeling has not changed much! Sure enough, Xiao Qins understanding of childhood friends is not in the same dimension as the average person! Hey, dont think about it the wrong way, I meant helping each other! Helping each other! Shouldnt childhood friend help each other to achieve their wishes? Xiao Qin, who neglected to take precautions, nodded with a nk face. So, my current wish is to get a few recent photos of the ss leader. You are responsible for helping me get some! Yes, but Ye Lin ssmate telling me to do this, isnt it too cruel? Cruel? How is it cruel? You clearly know the girl next door likes you, but you want her to get a photo of another girl. If this is the case, the heart of the girl next door will cry! I held my chin with one hand and thought about it. Thats true, but you didnt confess to me yet? Huh? Xiao Qin had tworge eyes of surprise. Have you forgotten? Yesterday, you reset the files! Now you are the girl next door who is secretly in love with me. You have not confessed to me, so naturally I dont know that you like me! My facious reasoning made Xiao Qin open her mouth wide and left her momentarily speechless. Since I dont know that you like me, if I told you do this, Im not hurting you intentionally! Although you feel sad, but for the happiness of your childhood friend, you would help me get the ss leaders photo! Xiao Qin was speechless. You deserve it! Who told you to restart the servers! The world lines has been messed up by you! You probably dont even know what is going on yourself! After ss, Xiao Qin dragged her half-dead body to find the ss leader. Iid on my desk pretending to sleep and perked up my ears to hear what the two girls were saying. ss leader, um... can you send me two photos of you? I want to make amemoration... I will give you some of my photos for the sake of fairness! The ss leader obviously found Xiao Qins request quite strange. Why did you suddenly say this? It sounds like you are going to separate from me? Are you going to transfer schools again? No, no, I just suddenly want to show my mother a friend I made at school...(*^__^*) haha I cant really say no to you, Ill give you two photos fromst year. Last years wouldnt work, it has to be fresh... No, I meant, it should be a recent photo. Can you give me a recent photo? Xiao Qins voice sounded very nervous. I felt that she was going to screw things up and I had to open one eye to see the situation clearly. The ss leader brushed her long hair behind her ear and looked at Xiao Qins anxious and suspicious expression. I havent taken any photos recently, why is it necessary to have a recent photo? Maybe its because a recent photo looks more real, I guess... You guess? The ss leaders eyes turned sharp in a sh. Shoot, she entered the state of Detective Shu Sha! No, ss leader, dont overthink it, its not suspicious at all! Xiao Qin exined with iprehensibility, No one wants to do strange things with your photos! Then what does he want to do? The reason why I deduced that the ss leader used the male pronoun he is because when the ss leader spoke, she looked towards my direction with her razor sharp eyes. Really ah~~~~ ss leader, you have to believe me! It seems that she just found out she caused me to get into trouble. Xiao Qin began to take responsibility herself. ss leader, dont doubt others! Absolutely no one told me to do this! Oh, right! Even if I did strange things with the ss leaders photos, its for my own hobby! It is because I like the ss leader! It has nothing to do with anyone else! This fiery deration attracted Little Smart who just recovered from her sickness. Her body was still very weak, but her face was extremely excited after she heard Xiao Qin. Cough... Ive actually experienced it in my lifetime... ss leader, I am giving you an on spot interview, do you want to be the attacker, or the defender? In the face of Little Smarts question, the muscles under the ss leaders eyes twitched like she was stung by a bee. Xiao Qin added fuel to the me by pulling on her sleeves. I beg you, just give me two photos! Ill use it myself, it wont be given to others! I promise! Shu Sha pushed Xiao Qin to the side and rushed over to my seat. Ye Lin, dont pretend to sleep! I got up and tried to escape, but I was too slow and was grabbed by the back of my school uniform. Then, she pulled me out of the ssroom door and went to the window in the corridor before letting me go. Dont pull! The school prohibits early romance between boys and girls! Dont you know the school has issued 100 prohibited rules of intimate contact between boys and girls. Do you want our ss to lose points! If I didnt see you as being fragile (as opposed to me and Xiao Qin), I would have already used brute force to break free! The ss leader stared at my face while anger, then she extended a white and elegant hand. Hand it over. Hand what over? Whatever you used to threaten Xiao Qin... a nude photo or something? Stop joking around! I dont have nude photos of Xiao Qin! However, PS nude photos of you would being out! Whats even worse, you will be drugged by your brother, and then there will be real nude photos of you! Really? I guessed wrong? The ss leader looked skeptical. Then its photos in the womens restroom doing ***? Take it out. Okay, I will take it out. I was so angry that I reached into my pocket to take out the photos, and then suddenly I realized it was wrong. How would I have something like that! Our school doesnt even let us use phones, what would I use to take the picture?! Maybe, there are advanced pinhole cameras... Perverts devote all their energy to aplish their goals. Did you not threaten Xiao Qin first, forcing her to install more cameras in the womens restroom, so you can reach your evil goal of threatening every girl in the school? What the hell am I in your eyes! Thats impossible! Im just putting an end to that possibility! The ss leader did not lower her head. A disciplinarymittee member passed by in the hallway and saw a man and a woman standing beside the window. They took out their notebook, ready toe over and ask for our student number. Later, when they recognized me, they slumped away quietly. After being disturbed by the disciplinarymittee member, suddenly there was nothing to say between Shu Sha and me. If theres nothing else, Im going back! I broke the silence thatsted for over a minute. Shu Sha stopped me from behind. Hey, you can deny the other things, but you were the one who told Xiao Qin to ask for my photos, right? What are you going to do with my photos? It seems that she was not only referring to this time, but also the time she confiscated the photo from me. It really takes a lot of effort to exin it! I would also have to say a lot of things that I wanted to hide! I really just want to say use it for rubbing one out! That would save so much trouble! If youre not refuting, are you agreeing that you were the mastermind? I nodded subconsciously and didnt think about what to say next. I did not expect the ss leader to sigh and end the interrogation. When she passed by me, she said in a very light tone: Dont make me embarrassed. If you really want my photos, I can give you one. Just promise me that it wont be used for... Speaking up to this point, she couldnt continue. The ss leader was like one who lost to their opponent in the 100-meter dash and returned to the ssroom filled with shame. She even ran for herst two steps. It seemed that suddenly there was not enough air in the corridor. After sharing oxygen with a big animal like me for so long, it made her suffocate. Is it a blessing or a curse? As long as I make a promise with the ss leader, I can get the original photos! But taking the photos that the ss leader specifically gave me to PS, it really betrays the trust of the ss leader! Even if Im not rubbing one out to the original photos, there will be n people (n 3) who will rub one out with the PS nude photos! Suddenly I felt that the ss leader was too pitiful. Having her own photos being used by others, yet not aware of it. I might as well cut off the roots of this evil! Cao JingShen does not dare defy my orders! Let the ss leaders nude photos, as well as the nude photos of other female students, to disappear from 28th Middle! Chapter 126 – Competitor When Eunuch Cao heard that I was going to make an order of banning the PS photos, he looked as if I wanted his life. Master, I could stop making photos of the ss leader, but the other girls... I did a throat slice action on my neck. Why, master? Why are you depriving me of my only pleasure! Eunuch Cao disregarded the eyes of onlookers, he kneeled down in the yground and hugged my thighs. I did not budge, my expression meant it was nonnegotiable. Eunuch Caos face expressed that he felt wronged: Master, if you have to do this, I cannot disobey the masters orders, but... you should at least let me marry your daughter? Who the fuck has a daughter! Master, if you dont promise me, I wont get up! Hurry up and promise to let me marry your daughter! I snorted: I look fierce, even if I had a daughter, theres a good chance she would be a dinosaur (TN: ng for ugly), are you not afraid of being a dragon knight? Eunuch Cao raised his head and looked at me while kowtowing. Betweenyers of his oily fat, he had two unyielding beady eyes. No! Last time, when Uncle Ye came to my house to attend the secret meeting, Ive seen a picture of you from your childhood theres nothing wrong with your genes! As long as the mother is also a beautiful woman, the daughter would definitely be an exceeding beauty. Father-inw, please ept me! Really dad, why would you bring a photo of me as a child when going to the HHH club? In addition, when you guys collectively watched AV films, Eunuch Cao was actually present... Involving minors in obscene activities, if you were caught by the police it would be a heavy sentence! I ignored Eunuch Caos request and forced my thigh to move forward one step. Eunuch Cao was like a dog, he did not loosen his grip on my thighs and was dragged a couple of centimeters against the floor of the concrete field. A few busybodies started to quietly chatter from off in the distance: There were rumors that Ye Lin was gay. Is it true? Notpletely, I heard thatst week he was still standing in the hallway and staring at the girls going past! My guess is that he is bisexual, he takes both men and women! Shhh, lower your voices! What if he hears you, he mighte over and burst your chrysanthemums! Fuck, who was the one who spread that rumor! It must have been that peaked cap guy! A bunch of hoodlums whose boss started stealing underwear after retiring, and you use me of being gay! At least being gay is not against thew! I cant let Eunuch Cao be on my feet, it will cause more rumors. So I pretended to ept: Well, if I have a daughter, and she has no boyfriend at 18. If you are not married, I will introduce her to you. Really!? Eunuch Cao was excited to the point his voice shook. His shocked and tearful stupid look wasughable. Well, Im not lying, you can let go now. That being said, this possibility was extremely small! Im so Spartan, I dont have any ns to get married at all. If I do get married, I will have a son! In the event of a daughter, I will find an eptable person for her before she is 18 years old. Who in the world would marry their daughter to a big loss like Cao JingShen! Eunuch Cao wiped his tears, stood up from the ground and patted the dirt off his clothes. So, youre not making a photo to trick Li ErLeng either, right? I nodded. If Li ErLenges looking for me in a week, I will meet him on the battlefield. It would save more troubles in the long run. As for the photos currently in cirction, I asked Eunuch Cao to tell his customers: If you are willing to return the photos, then I will buy them back at the original price. If they dont want to, they have to keep it hidden at home. If they identally let the photos be exposed, I will beat them into a photo! In the afternoon, 14 photos were returned, about half of them were Shu Sha. I burned these photos in the boiler room behind the school. However, in terms of pure art, I have reviewed each of them, and the PS skills are not bad. It might be able to almost pass the entrance exam of Lanxiang Technical School. I gave Eunuch Cao all the money I had on me, and let him use the money to buy back the photos. If it was not enough, I would take care of it tomorrow. Eunuch Cao firmly refused to ept: How can I ept the money of my father-inw? Originally, my PS photos were for my own interests. If they were willing to pay for it, it was a nod to my technical skills. Now Im only returning the money I epted! I forced the money to him and told him that money was not a problem. The most important thing was to try to get all the photos that were sold. In fact, I dont have much of an allowance. If it was absolutely necessary, I can only use Ai Mis credit card, but I would return it in the future. No, after thinking about it, I dont want to owe Ai Mi anything. If I had to choose, I would rather owe Xiao Qin. So the next lesson I said to Xiao Qin: Can you lend me 3,900 dors? (TN: Approx ~$580 USD) Xiao Qin initially had a happy expression on her face, butter she felt a bit awkward. Uhmm... Ye Lin ssmate, I dont have that much money, but I can try to ask my mother for it! If I act coquettishly, my mother might give it to me! But... why not $4,000, but $3,900? Nonsense! Its because its the sry that I should have gave you for helping Ai Mi copy the Bible! Since I used 100 dors to buy underwear for you, theres only $3,900 left! No, Xiao Qin, you cant tell Auntie Ren, as long as you nod your head, the money will be considered as lent to me. Huh? Ye Lin ssmates words makes no sense... You just need to nod your head. I will return it to youter. Dont ask for specific details! Xiao Qin was baffled by my words, and finally nodded. I was a little relieved, this way, I would have enough funds to buy back the photos. Although it was more convenient to use violence, but firstly my arm was injured. Secondly, dissatisfied customers might have privately left copies and start distributing copies. Although it does not necessarily eliminate the hidden dangers, its currently the best choice. During the break between sses, Xiao Qin said that it was time to change the medicine for my arm. She took gauze and ointment from her bag and moved the stool next to me, then she skillfully removed the splint. The sky was a bit dark outside, so there were not many activities you could do outside. Most of the students were sitting in the ssroom chatting. They were surprised to see Xiao Qin giving me medical treatment in public. Hey, why doesnt Ye Lin let the doctor do that, why does he let Xiao Qin do it? Do you still have to ask? To show his stuff! He usually bullies her, but even when hes injured he still makes her take care of him, outrageous! Is that right? I heard that Xiao Qin is Ye Lins childhood friend. If one of them is sick, isnt it normal to take care of the other? Huh? Speaking of sick, if someone in the ss is sick. Shouldnt the life skillsmittee member help get the medicine? Who is the life skillsmittee member of our ss? Ah, Gong CaiCai! Isnt this something you should do? The busybody smirked while patting the back of Gong Caicai. Gong Caicai was originally concentrating on writing homework, when she suddenly heard that she had to change medicine for a demon, her face lost all its color and it seemed she was going to cry. I... I cant cure a fracture! If I hurt him, Im dead! I, I dont want to be a life skillsmittee member anymore~~~~ The ss leader passed by her at the right time, spoke a few words and finally calmed her down. The ss leader walked over from the front row and watched Xiao Qin help me change the medicine. Xiao Qin concentrated on her mind and seemed to rule out all the distracting thoughts. Her hands were sometimes fast and sometimes slow, it felt just right, and it didnt hurt at all. It felt sofortable I almost fell asleep. It seems that my left arm was the only thing left in her world, I could also calm down and observe Xiao Qins face from a very close distance. Her gentle gaze lowered, rosy cheeks like an apple under the sun, and a slight smile as if working for me was a kind of reward. Those who dont know the inside story would think that Xiao Qin was a nurse and that she has always been caring for patients since she was born. The ss leader was surprised that Xiao Qin was so skilled. I wanted to give you a hand, but now it seems that I would just be giving you trouble. The ss leader promised Gong CaiCai to take care of me for her, so she would not cry? The ss leader is basically a big nanny! No wonder the ssmates cant even remember who is the life skillsmittee member! This week passed peacefully. On the weekend, Xiao Qin proposed toe to my house to take care of me. I did not agree. Why dont you agree! Its very inconvenient with only one arm! Dont you want someone to help you scrub your back when youre in the shower? Hey, cant you be a little more self-aware? My dad is home! Uhh... what about shampooing? Washing your hair is also very inconvenient! Uncle Ye is not good at shampooing! Let me help you wash it! Xiao Qin wasnt wrong, since I was a child, I often saw my father with crows nest hair. He washed my head pretty seriously these two days. No! How would I introduce you to my father! How can I let a female ssmatee home to wash my hair! Xiao Qin put a finger on her mouth and thought for a while. If Ye Lin ssmate is shy, dont say that Im a female ssmate, just say that you paid a shampoo girl to wash your hair! Screw shampoo girl! Do you really not know or are you faking? That name has been ruined by illegally operated massage houses and shampoo rooms! If I said that to my father, he would think that I hired a prostitute! For students, the weekend was always so short. It felt like nothing happened and it was Monday again. Although my arm has improved, I still couldnt use force. If Li ErLeng came looking for me, I can only fight with one arm. Unexpectedly, Eunuch Cao came to see me during lunch break. His face looked serious almost as if he wasnt the same person. Master, I encountered something strange, I have to tell you in advance. Eh? How strange? Were you abducted by aliens? Its stranger than that... Master, after Ive finished, someone else started selling the ss leaders photos! I was shocked. Did Shu Zhe already give medicine to his sister and vited the human code of conducts? After a bit of shock, I asked Eunuch Cao where this news came from. Chapter 127 – Interrogating Shu Zhe If I didnt have real evidence, I wouldnt dare to tell master, look, these photos were bought from Li ErLeng. Eunuch Cao said while using a big exercise booklet as cover. He took out four photos from his pocket and showed it to me. I heard that these photos were taken from Li ErLeng. My heart jumped, I was afraid to see photos of Shu Sha taken while she was unconscious and lying on the bed. I took a closer look, but it was not the case. They werent nude photos at all, none of the three points were exposed. However, there was indeed something strange. Eunuch Cao wasnt wrong, these were definitely not ordinary everyday life photos. The first three photos were shot at a very low angle and it seemed to be shot from under the bed pointed upwards. Is it **? Shu Zhe, are you taking photos from under your sisters bed? Youre pretty courageous to be a ninja! Because the angle was too low, most of the photos showed Shu Shas long legs. She was wearing the milky white sweater that she wore two Sundays ago on her upper body. On her lower body was a id skirt. No, it is already the level of a miniskirt! (I have never seen the ss leader wear a miniskirt!). Under the miniskirt, there was a thin pair of ck stockings, the length of the ck silk just covered over the knee. Between the miniskirt and the stockings, revealed the a snowy white absolute territory, which would captivate a mans eyes. Thispletely toppled my impression of the ss leader! She always wore a school uniform in school, even if she dressed casually, it would be more conservative, how can she wear a mini skirt and ck stockings at home! Is this the so-called Mensao? I really dont want to link this word to the ss leader! (TN: Mensao refers to mild on the outside, but wild on the inside, or something like that) Moreover, other than yourself at home, there is only your younger brother who once peeked at you bathing! Is it fine if you dress like this? Why do I feel like you are trying to entice your brother! I really dont want to believe that the person in the photo was the ss leader. In fact, if we only discussed the first three photos, it would be doubtful since the face was not very clear. Only the long hair and the slender neck of the ss leader can be seen. But the fourth photo struck me so deeply that I had to believe that the first three photos were also of the ss leader. The ss leader sat on the bed, wearing ck stockings with straightened legs. Her two hands ovepped each other and were ced between her legs. The posture seemed to be a stretch on the bed. It also seemed to be her using her hands to cover the youthful light radiating from under her miniskirt. In addition to the angle at which her two legs opened... cant help but imagine. Most importantly, in this photo, it clearly showed the ss leaders face looking up at the ceiling. A pupil as if it was dyed with ink, big and bright, other than the ss leader, I really cant think of any girl who has such long hair, and such ck eyes. However, this position was still a bit suspicious! Since it is **, why are you looking at the camera? Doesnt that be a posed shot? A 45 oblique view, isnt this the most mainstream self-portrait angle of morons? Based on the ss leaders goods, do you even need to make this pose to make your eyes look big and mouth look small? After I almost finished viewing the photos, Eunuch Cao said: Master, you have to be impartial, dont use me, I didnt PS these photos. I nodded slightly, most of these photos should havee from Shu Zhe, I shouldnt be wrong. I went to Li ErLeng today to buy back the previous photos, he disagreed, but he sold these photos to me. Since theres no exposed points, he doesnt like it... Li ErLeng really has no power of appreciation! He would rather look at PS photos of the **** parts of the womens body... Although these four photos dont show much meat, but the pink aura that seeps through the photos are enough to take out those fake photos! Really, ss leader! How can you dress like this at home? Especially this absolute territory... I looked over the photo again. Also, is it an illusion? The ss leader in this photo does not seem as imposing usual. It shows a bit of weakness... Because she changed her attire, does it also change her mindset? The weak, ss leader wearing a miniskirt and ck silk, this is a alluring scene that I would never even dream of! This, did Li ErLeng say where this photo came from? Master, Li ErLeng did not say, I also didnt dare question him. I could only buy these photos and wait for the master to take care of the rest. Well, you did well... right, about these photos, is it possible that they are PS? Eunuch Cao shook his head. Impossible, in my experience, judging from the lighting, this is not PS. If it was really PS, I would kneel and be his disciple! Hearing him say this, I was even more sure, it seems like I need to have a talk with Shu Zhe. I put away the photos and told Eunuch Cao to pay close attention to the development of the situation. I turned and went towards the 1-4 ssroom. It was quite far and hard to find. The lower grade students in the corridor who saw meing over in a bad mood were all scared to death, and they hid right away. I ignored them. I stuck half of my body through the front door of the 1-4 ssroom. I saw Shu Zhe, who was standing in between two boys and chatting away. Shu Zhe,e out! Your sister asked me to find you! I tried to shout without showing hostility. The whole ss suddenly became silent, as if a tiger rushed into a herd of sheep. Shu Zhe frowned but walked into the corridor without any other choice. I picked a corner with no one around, pushed him against it and asked: So you finally did it? Ah? Brother Ye Lin, what do you mean? What did I do? He actually dared to feign innocent with me. Quit your bullshit! I stretched out my right hand and mmed it on the wall right above his head, scaring him enough that he closed his eyes like a pigeon meeting an eagle. You took a picture of your sister and gave it to Li ErLeng, yes or no? Open your eyes! Answer me! Shu Zhe made a wailing face. I, I had no choice! I met him during PE ss. He said that if I dont hand over the photos, he will stick my head into a sand pit, and kick my ass rotten! Eh? I did not expect Li ErLeng to be quite creative in beating someone up. Brother Ye Lin, dont be so violent! I still me you for this! Huh? What did you say? He caused my anger to rise again. Shu Zhes thin body was shrunk in the corner of the wall but he took the courage to refute me: Brother Ye Lin, you couldnt choose a better time to break your arm, but it had to be when Li ErLeng was going to beat me up... Otherwise, I would have still found a way to prolong the situation! As a result, I had to... You had to hide under the bed and ** your sister, right? Shu Zhe lowered his head and showed an unusual level of distress. Brother Ye Lin, if you have time to act violent with me, then hurry up and heal your arms! Li ErLeng said that those photos were not good enough, he forced me to get more! I dont want to do it again! Eh? Looking at his ashamed expression, it seems that he has some feelings of guilt for his sister? I thought his conscience waspletely gone. But, I still had some doubts about the photo taken where the squad leader was looking at the camera. Shu Zhe, the ones with shots of the thigh were taken by hiding under the bed, but how did you get the one above the bed? Looking at the ss leader from a 45 angle with an overhead view, are you a ninja, can you stand on the ceiling? Shu Zhes breathing became more rushed. Brother Ye Lin, you, dont worry about it... not much was exposed, I havent done any wrong to my sister... No! You have to tell me the truth! Did your sister take pity on you and deliberately posed to let you take the picture? How would that be possible! Shuzhe hurriedly said, If my sister was willing to cooperate, I wouldnt have had to spend so much money and buy... What did you buy? No... I didnt buy anything... It seems that Shu Zhe, who misspoke, tried to beat around the bush. But, his cunning eyes like a fox darted around for a while until he worked up his courage and said: A pinhole camera! Now you can buy anything online! Why are you so interested! Its not like you buy my photos! At this time, I heard quick paced footsteps behind me. Looking back, a female teacher with a serious expression with a suit came over with a few students. Is this Shu Zhes ssroom teacher? Quite courageous, braver than the head teacher. For her sake, I will spare the shivering Shu Zhe for the time being and teach him a lesson on another day. Anyway, there will be many opportunities. Didnt the ss leader say before that she would like to invite me to her home and help her younger brother improve his athletic performance? When the timees, I will thoroughly inspect the room and remove all the cameras installed by Shu Zhe! Chapter 128 – The Moans from the Interior of the Car TN/ED: Hi guys sorry for the mix up, chapter should be released now. Theres been a few problems with WordPress plugins recently and Ive been trying to sort it out. There may be a bit more issues in the near future. Hope you guys understand and enjoy the chapter! Ever since I saw the photos with the miniskirt and ck stockings, the way I looked at the ss leader became less and less pure. The image of her walking around her room, showing off her beautiful legs, lingers in my mind. It might be a bit harsh to judge Shu Sha by Medieval standards since everyone loves beauty. But who told her to be so serious all the time? As a ss leader, you have to uphold morals and be a good role model. I thought you would wear a full set of armor at home, covering everything other than your face and hands! As it turns out, when theres no one around, you would wear that kind of clothes and admire yourself in the mirror? Hehehe, I finally caught onto your weakness! The feeling of catching your opponents weakness is wonderful! The ss leader does not even have a clue that her secret has been exposed to others. Shes still stuck to her usual routines. She still used a righteous and self-confident tone when she dissuaded others. On several asions, she found that I was looking at her with a look of ridicule and she interrogated me on what it meant. I lowered my head and smiled. I thought to myself that deep down she knows what it means. Unconsciously, when I lowered my gaze, my gaze followed along the ss leaders school uniform trousers to observe the color of her socks. Did she wear the ck silk directly under the school uniform? She wears such sexy on the inside, but uses others of viting dress codes. Do you receive pleasure from this stark contrast? I couldnt help but think with the logic of H manga. But today, the ss leader was wearing white socks. Hmm... white is also good, if its white, would it be more suitable with a light-colored skirt? You wont get it. The ss leader said coldly. I froze, I realizedter on that the ss leader was referring to the photos that she was nning on giving me. I cant believe you would be so fascinated with my socks. Now Im having some doubts on whether or not youre actually the panty thief! After speaking, Shu Sha turned away and gave me no room for exnation. I dont care if you dont give me the photo. If its a photo from you, its definitely taken outdoors, wearing trousers and long sleeves, a photo with no good feeling. I dont care, I have better ones. After school, Xiao Qin followed behind me like a tail. She wanted to help me with the bag like a few days ago, I also refused her like a few days ago. Isnt it normal to help a childhood friend hold their bag if their arm is injured. Xiao Qin protested. My right hand is fine, I dont need help! Also, why do you keep using childhood friend? Because, because... Xiao Qin pursed her lips to think for a moment, Because, when Ye Lin and I were kids, you liked me more! Who the hell liked you! The only memories of my childhood with you are full of blood and tears! You are like the root of all evil that let me feel the taste of hell on earth! Originally, my genes that helped my appearance were gradually mutated by your bullying, now my appearance ispletely in the negative! Is it wrong? Xiao Qin blinked and asked, I remember when I was asleep, Ye Lin had sneaked over and wanted to molest me! When did that happen!? Ah, are you referring to the time when I tried tounch a surprise attack when you were sleeping on the slope behind the shipyard? Who molested you! I was going to give you a beating! I was going to turn the tides while the Little Tyrant was asleep! Even that n failed shamefully! In the end, I was beaten half to death! (*^__^*) Hehe... Xiao Qin scratched the back of her head while feeling embarrassed. That time, when Ye Lin ssmate felt me, I was not mentally prepared. I refused you, because I was too shy. Next time, when Ye Lin ssmate tries again, I will give in after a tiny bit of resistance! How the hell was that a shy reaction? You grabbed both my legs, pushed my face on the ground, and dragged me all the way to the bottom of the slope! I unwillingly ate a lot of grass, as long as I eat some more bark and leatherter, I would be on the same level as the Long March soldiers! After I exited the school gate and walked to the first intersection, I found a lot of people (more than half of them were students from our school) were crowded around a luxury ck sedan while discussing with curiosity. Is this car a movie prop? Why does it kind of look like the Batmobile! Is there someone inside? Why are the windows tinted? Even the front window is... how would the driver see! Is it a prank? Did a TV station that deliberately put it here, then secretly film the reaction of the crowd! Along with all kinds of spections, everyone surrounded the car, but because their curiosity was not satisfied, the crowd gradually dispersed. The front door suddenly opened, and from the inside, walked out a strong man with a height of two meters and a bald head. Before he even could stand up, the crowd immediately screamed and fled. Some people who fled, shouted Monster! The crowd cleared out in the blink of an eye. Xiao Qin and I, who were standing behind the crowd, suddenly became the front row. Peng TouSi put two fingers on his forehead and gestured towards me. Lin, its been a while. I havent figured out how to answer, but Xiao Qin stepped forward and moved half her body in front of me to protect me. Nobody can hurt Ye Lin ssmate! Unless you step over my corpse! Xiao Qins expression was surprisingly serious. There were fine beads of sweat on her forehead. It was not because the weather has turned hot. Sure enough, although Peng TouSi did not release any murderous aura, he can still make martial artists feel fear? Peng TouSi smiled and spread out two giant hands, indicating that he was not hostile. Peng TouSi, what are you doing at my school? Since he doesnt like me to call him old man Peng and I dont like to use the nickname Peng Peng, then I can only call him with his full name. I heard that Americans sometimes call their parents with their names. It wasnt me that wanted toe. Miss Ai MiI heard that you were hurt, so she wanted to check up on you. After Peng TouSi finished speaking, a little girls muffled voice came from the back seat of the car: Who said that I wanted to see him! It was on the way! The attention of me and Xiao Qin was attracted to the rear window, but because of the thick tinted ss, I could not see the inside. Why is the window tinted? Wasnt the ss transparent thest time I saw it at night? I asked. Peng TouSi shrugged: Because Miss Ai Mi is allergic to UV rays, she usually needs to apply a lot of sunscreen. The car windows are also specially made. It will change color depending on the intensity of UV rays. Of course, its still clear from the inside, otherwise we cant drive it. Anyway, its basically the high-tech of the US imperialism, with such a sophisticated design, maybe it even has guided missiles like the Batmobile! Dont get on his car! Xiao Qin suddenly shouted. Installing windows that cant be seen from the outside, its definitely not a good sign! If Ye Lin ssmate gets in, I wouldnt be able to see anything he does to you from the outside! I think Xiao Qins reaction is a bit exaggerated. Although Peng TouSi looks fierce, he is very amiable and polite. What are you saying, isnt it just a car? And I never said I was going to get in... Through the door, the sound of a little girls moans can be heard from the rear seats. Well... yeah, thats the spot... oh... softer... Oh... dont apply your weight... continue, dont stop... I have recognized that this is Am Mis voice, but I cant imagine what she is doing in the car. Ah... ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!! You idiot! After Ai Mi screamed, Peng TouSi opened the back door. Am Mis little body was sprawled on the back seat and a sled dog stood on her back. Also known as a Husky, these dogs were often shown acting cute on videos. It was a very stupid dog. Ai Mis Husky, named Obama, was especially stupid. Now, it extended its long tongue and it seems to be using its paws to give his owner a foot massage. Since Am Mi shouted, it must have been because Obama stepped on the wrong ce? After the door opened, Am Mis two blue eyes immediately squinted, like a Persian cat who suddenly saw the sun. She was still sprawled over and had no intention of sitting up. Actually, Miss Ai Mi cant sit up for a while. Peng TouSi exined without regret. Because she hurt her back during filming, she can only lie down. If she wasnt injured, she would have alreadye to see you. Who said that I woulde! Ai Mi twisted her head to the side and gave me a look of disapproval. I heard that my manservant was beaten, so I came and see who was so fearless! At this time, Obama stepped on Ai Mis back and she grimaced with pain. Stupid! If you keep on doing this, how will my back recover? After being scolded by his owner, the ck and white Husky waspletely unaware, it still stuck out its long tongue, looking especially happy. Ai Mis face was incredibly surprised when she had realized Xiao Qin was standing in front of me, and she pointed a finger at Xiao Qin: Ah-!! I understand! The man servants arm must have been broken by you! I was quite surprised. When did Ai Mi have such strong reasoning skills? What clue made her realize that Xiao Qin was the murderer! Xiao Qin did not refute, she and Ai Mi looked at each other, and her face also showed an expression of so thats how it is look. I asked: What the hell is going on? You still have to ask!? Ai Mi gritted her teeth in the direction of Xiao Qin, wishing she could turn into a monster and eat Xiao Qin. Shes the daughter of the stupid martial arts director! Her mom broke my back! If the Mom is that bad, then her daughter is definitely not good! Peng TouSi whispered: Miss Ai Mi, your back is not broken, its just a muscle strain. I dont care! Ai Mis anger did not diminish. Her mother made it that I could only lie down for a few days. She also hurt my manservant... Both of them are bad guys! Peng TouSi, give this foolish girl a beating, let me and my manservant vent our anger! Chapter 129 – Battle:Kindergarten Level Chapter 129 C BattleKindergarten Level That cant be done, Peng TouSi refused. My duty is just a bodyguard, not a killer. As long as she doesnt attack Miss Ai Mi, I wont move. Nonsense! She is already attacking me! Shes attacking me with her eyes and brainwaves! Ai Mi was unwilling to let her go, She also admitted to hurting the manservant, that constitutes as a crime of destroying private property. I have the right to fight back! After observing that Peng TouSi was not hostile to us, Xiao Qin rxed her posture, and she was once again an ordinary girl who was carrying a school bag. Her attention shifted to the rude and arrogant Ai Mi. Who are you calling a manservant? Ai Mi pointed in my direction. Its him. How can Ye Lin ssmate be your servant? Dont spout bullshit! Xiao Qins chest raised and lowered, her mood was not tranquil. Ai Mi smugly put her elbows on the cars seat and lifted her soft and delicate face. Oh, when I first met him, he was lost, tired, and hungry. I pitied him, so I took him off the streets and he volunteered to be my manservant to repay his debts! Who did you pick off the streets! Your mom took Peng TouSi off the streets of the United States, are you following in suit and picked me off the streets of China? Bastard, stop randomly picking people off the streets! Even if you picked it up, you have to hand it over! Also, werent you the one who got lost? Hmph, the manservant has been treated very well working under me. He might even be promoted to the housekeeper one day, so he is loyal to me who are you, why are you so close to my manservant? Are you trying to seduce him! Xiao Qin looked back at me with eyes of inquiry. I licked my lips and didnt know where to start exining. My rtionship with Ai Mi is very strange. Im not sure why I keep ying the game of manservant or butler with Ai Mi. Seeing as Xiao Qin did not speak, Ai Mi believed that she had the upper hand. Manservant, dont stand behind that violent woman, she will hurt you again! Come to me! I did not move. Ai Misplexion did not look good. Why dont you listen to your owner? Who is she to you? Xiao Qin looked down for a second, then grabbed my right hand and made it seem like we were walking home hand-in-hand. The demonstration made Ai Mi scorn, who was lying on the seat and could not move. Im Ye Lin ssmates childhood friend, we grew up together! Even if I identally injured Ye Lin ssmate, he will forgive me! Although she said this verbally, her body was trembling a bit, and asked in a voice that only I can hear: Dont shake off my hand, please... The expression in her eyes were both timid and affectionate. No choice, Ill let you off for today. It seems she was encouraged by my acquiescence, and Xiao Qin raised the volume of her voice when speaking to Ai Mi: Although were currently only childhood friends, were currently moving rapidly in the direction of lovers... Yes, we have already done things like kissing! It wasnt aplete lie, at least we have kissed. Woof, Woof! Obama started barking in an ill-timed manner. I dont know if he wanted to support his master, or if he was just bored. Ai Mi tightly scrunched her brows, with a look of rage. Whats so great about kissing? If I made an order, the manservant will kiss me! It seems like she misspoke, so she quickly added: He would already be very satisfied as long as he can kiss my feet. If I let him kiss me on the lips, his blood vessels would explode from excitement! Who would explode! Arent you over evaluating your own charm? Xiao Qin sneaked in augh, only I heard it. Was it because she learned from the conversation that Ai Mi did not kiss me, so she felt she was victorious? Stop kidding around, you yellow-haired brat! Xiao Qin pulled me with one hand and the other hand pointed at Ai Mis nose. Woof, Woof! Believing that Xiao Qin was pointing to him, Obama barked two more times. Ye Lin ssmate will not kiss a girls foot! The other way around would be more right! You obviously dont understand Ye Lin ssmate at all, so stop bullshitting! Ah!? So, you understand him well? Of course! Xiao Qin was clearly only a little older than Ai Mi, but she acted like an adult and pointed at her face with her thumb. I have not only kissed Ye Lin ssmate, but we have already slept together! Who has slept with you! In broad daylight, you dare to lie! If someone heard, what would happen to your reputation as a girl! I subconsciously want to pull my right hand out of Xiao Qins hand. After Xiao Qin realized, she quickly tightened her grip, then rxed, then tightened it again, as if she was sending a SOS signal, asking me to forgive her. She hurriedly added: It was when we were children, we slept together on the summer cooling mat! But it was a very intimate action! We both wore only underwear, and we slept hand in hand like the Haier brothers! No, I searched for it carefully in my brain. That event did not happen in my childhood. Is this something you thought of? However, one summer, you dide into my house, rolled me up with the mat when I was sleeping, and rolled me to the ground! Ai Mi asked Peng TouSi: Who are the Haier brothers? Peng TouSi replied quickly as if he had already memorized the answer: An electrical appliance brand in China, the logo is two little boys wearing only underwear, the refrigerator I bought for the kitchen is this brand. After he finished speaking, he smiled. Why are you smiling! The only reason why you bought Haier refrigerators was probably because you thought the Haier brothers were homos like you! After that, youll probably announce in the American homo group that Chinas eptance of homosexuality is very high, even the electrical brands are using two gay friends as a logo! Hmph, a childs game, it proves nothing! Ai Mi said with her small beast mouth as if she was not a child. Youre so violent, the manservant would not like you! Why not! If I work hard, Ye Lin ssmate will definitely like me! Xiao Qin said vowed, and asked: If he doesnt like me, you think he would like you? I dont know why Ai Mi avoided her eyes and whispered, Its enough for the servant to worship the master, I dont need to be liked by the servant! But...but! Ai Mi added, if he had to choose between you and me, he will definitely choose to like me! Nonsense! Theres no way Ye Lin ssmate will like primary school students! Youre the primary school student! Im already in junior high! Ive also released my own album! Those kind of albums are terrible! Only lolicons would buy your albums! ording to my mother, youre extremely finicky, you cant even do half a backflip in midair even when tied with a wire rope, and you actually hurt your back, disrupting the entire filming n! ** If you dont have enough tolerance, theres no way you can be Ye Lin ssmates girlfriend! Hey, what does that mean? You make it seem as if I would scold and hit my girlfriend, or **** her every day! I... Ai Mi couldnt think of how to refute it. Im not that weak! Its your mother whos mixing private and business matters! Because I called her stupid, she deliberately arranged difficult moves for me! That must be the case! Also, after I was injured, she actually rmended a traditional Chinese medicine practitioner to me! Who doesnt know that traditional Chinese medicine is pseudoscience! She must want to make me crippled! Fortunately, I didnt fall for it, even Obamas massages are more reliable than Chinese doctors! What? Did Auntie Ren also rmend Ai Mi to Dr. Zhaos Orthodox Hospital? If three generations of the Ren family visits that doctor, then it shouldnt be harmful? Its because youre a fool who doesnt trust others, you actually let the dog give you a massage, so your back hasnt healed yet. My mother wont harm you! Its you whos overly suspicious and stupid! Scram back to the US! Who wants to stay in China! The smogst week caused all the American cast members to fall ill, and they are now quarreling to increase benefits! Thats because all Americans are too delicate! If you cant stay, then dont stay, there are other crews that would fight for my mother! You...if you keep saying that, Ill tell my mother to fire your mother! Dont be stupid, your mother is only your agent, not the producer, she doesnt have that right! If I said she can do it, then she can do it! Ai Mi was unable to give any more convincing arguments, she actually turned her head and ordered Peng TouSi: Dont just stand there, if you wont fight, at least help me argue! Peng TouSi instead became the peacemaker, hoping that the argument would not escte. The two of you, please calm down. Since well have a working rtionship for the foreseeable future, please get along. Ai Mis anger was unbearable. She put two fingers in her mouth and whistled, gaining Obamas attention. Then she pointed to Xiao Qin: Bite her! Go and bite her! Obama was bored with nothing to do, he leapt out of the car and separated his forelimbs while fiercely staring at Xiao Qin. However, when he took off, he hurt Ai Mis back. Ai Mi yelled out in pain. You dont trust Chinese doctors, but at least go see a Western doctor? Which American remedy uses dogs to treat sprains! Xiao Qin sneered and sent a stare at the husky. Less than five secondster, Obama whimpered, lowered his head and fled with his tail under his legs. So the situation turned into a verbal attack between Xiao Qin and Ai Mi. Youre the bad guy! Even dogs are afraid of you! Its because your dog is useless, just like you! Youre bad! No, youre bad! The more they argued, the more childish it became. In the end, they didnt speak, they just started making faces at each other. Xiao Qin stuck out her tongue: Ptooey! Ptooey! Ptooey! Ptooey! Ptooey! Ptooey! Ai Mi not only stuck out her tongue, but also pulls down her eyes and used a finger to push up her nose, imitating a pig: Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! If those American lolicons knew their idol was making these kinds of actions, I dont know how hurt they will be. I reckon that if Peng TouSi was here, the two of them wouldnt fight, so I turned around to chase after Obama. Obama did not have a leash around his neck. Now, he haspletely forgotten about Xiao Qins scary gaze. The whole dog exuded an aura of freedom, returning to nature, and he ran in the direction of our school. When I was close to the school wall, he turned around a corner and disappeared from my sight. Instead, I slowed down my pace: it was the bicycle shed, it was a dead end, I can take him back as long as I walk over slowly. It was a bit unexpected, I just walked around the corner and saw the ss leaders bicycle parked aside while she squatted on the ground to tease the dog. Chapter 130 – Inhumane Petting TN: Hey guys, Ive fixed the issues with the previous chapters, not sure if NU auto-updates. Enjoy the chapter! She waspletely engrossed. The ss leader did not even realize when I stuck half of my body out from around the corner. The ss leader who usually cherishes items, almost to the extent of OCD, actually leaned her bicycle against the exterior wall of the school. The handlebar must be covered with red powder from the brick wall. She was squat down as far as she could go, keeping her eyes at the same level as the husky, it was as if she didnt care that her long ck hair almost touched the ground. Also, the expression on the face, how do I describe it, its charming. Yes, although its different from the seriousness of the ss leader as usual, it can only be described as ttering! She extended a hand and beckoned the Husky toe next to her. Come here,e to your big sister, let big sis give you a hug... Her intoxicated gaze while looking at the husky, the blush on her cheeks, and the smile on the corners of the mouth, as if her heart has been melted by cuteness. However, the husky did not appreciate it at all. In the beginning, he walked half a step toward the ss leader with suspicion. When he saw that the ss leader did not have anything to eat, he immediately turned his neck and walked away proudly. The ss leader remained squatted in the same ce, frozen in her previous action. She was frustrated and disappointed, it seems she has no strength to stand up. She finally shakily stood up. She immediately went to her bicycle basket to get her schoolbag. But when she opened it, she immediately realized that she didnt have food in her bag, so she sighed in grief. She suddenly thought of something and began to scan the street for food vendors, there was none on the left, none on the right. She turned her head so quickly that her long hair started to flick around. Of course, she didnt find a food stall, but she found my half body that was peeking out. The ss leaders face was so embarrassed as if someone was peeping on her showering. You... stop loitering around the streets after school, go home! She spent a long time and finally squeezed out a bit of dignity as the ss leader. Why are you acting so mighty! You think heading home early must be a good thing? Every day, after you go home, do you take off your school uniform in a hurry and put on a miniskirt and stockings to finish your homework! Maybe it has high efficiency? When you think of the teacher sitting in their office and seriously marking your homework, you probably feel excited thinking that you actually wrote it while wearing those kinds of clothing. I suddenly had an idea when I saw Obama who was sniffing around. I might as well disy my affinity for animals and piss off the pretentious ss leader. I have the skill of smiling while petting. The initial affinity for dogs and cats towards me is 9999. Sure enough, when I beckoned, Obama ran towards me. The ss leader widened her eyes and did not want to believe it. The ck and white husky wagged his tail and licked my hand asking for food. The ss leaders expression quickly turned to envy, still a bit unconvinced. You cheated! the ss leader suddenly said. Huh? You must have covered your hand with something like meat broth, thats why the dog is so intimate! Who has that much free time! After covering with broth, it would be so annoying to clean your hands! Huh? With your index finger and thumb on your chin, it looks as if youve been inspired. Are you actually going to go home today and try broth? ss leader, how badly do you want to hug the dog! What if the dog was not satisfied just licking the broth, then bit your hand, isnt that bad? Do you not care even if that happens? Looking at the husky letting me stroke all I want, you look like a drug addict staring at a mountain of heroin! I asked with a little doubt: Didnt you hug a dog in the pet hospital? Why are you like an American looking at a panda? The squad leader was a little hesitant and replied after biting her teeth: Only sick dogs let me pet them. Huh? Huh what! The squad leader suddenly became angry without a reason. You dont realize how blessed you are, why are you showing off! Did you know? Once the dogs in the pet hospital get healthy, they never let me touch them again! The same is true for cats! The little ck dog I held that day would always hide far away when it saw me after getting better! Why are they intimate with you but ignore me? A good vent, after speaking her face was a deep red, and her shoulders heaved up and down. Obama waspletely rxed while his belly faced the sky while being petted by me. Shu Sha clenched her lower lip and stood on her tiptoes without a sound. It seems that she was nning to take the opportunity to touch, but before she even took a step, Obamas ears fluttered, he immediately turned around, staring at Shu Sha as if she was an assassin. Shu Sha had an expression of tired, will no longer love and she waspletely deted. I was also very curious about this situation. Is it that the sixth sense of animals is too strong, and they can feel that Shu Shas ancestors are hunters, are that they are animal killers? There must be some secrets? The ss leader still did not give up. You must have some secret to let the animals get closer to you? The second half of the sentence should have been Can you tell me? But she refused to say it, as if asking was admitting defeat. Is it smell? It should be the smell, right? But in the pet hospital, I have touched a lot of animals. Why are they still not willing to be close to me? It was like a soliloquy, but also looking forward to me to give the answer. After speaking, she lifted her wrist to smell it. She stubbornly wanted to know the real reason why she was not weed by animals. Hey, even if its rted to smell, you wouldnt be able to smell it yourself! I reminded her. Then, are you saying you can smell it! The ss leader angrily stretched her hand forward. This action was like a princess granting a knight permission to kiss her hands. In a split second, the ss leader realized that her speech and actions were very inappropriate, and she hurriedly pulled back her hand. Do you still want me to smell it? I asked without any good intentions. Pervert! The ss leader ruthlessly stared at me, pushed the bicycle, and nned to ride home. But when she saw how happy the Husky was being petted, she was a bit reluctant, so she came back to look at us. I feltpassion, so I took my right hand and my barely moveable left hand, and suddenly held down the two front paws of the husky and said to the ss leader: Come over here! Im holding him down! Use this chance to pet him! The ss leader was stunned and did not take immediate action. Hurry up! You can only touch the belly to avoid being bitten. Also, this posture is very ufortable. If you donte, Im going to let go! Like a little girl who just heard that her mother was going to buy her a beautiful dress. The ss leader threw the bicycle to the ground, didnt care if it would break or not, and ran over with a face full of happiness. Kneeling beside me, she was so excited that she was shaking. She reached out and started touching the belly of the husky. This was a male dog. When his four feet faced the sky, the rod object under his crotch was quite obvious. The ss leader felt a little awkward, but it did not prevent her from continuing to feel the dogs belly, its furry ws. Finally, she was even bold enough to pet the dogs head for a while. Obama barked in protest, but under my restraint andfort, he did not bite the ss leader. She probably touched for nearly ten minutes. I tightly held Obama to the ground with my hands and suddenly recalled a criminalw regtion that was mentioned in the Legal System: anyone who assists a rapist, whether or not they participated, will be trialed as a rapist. No one saw, right? Assisting the ss leader to take advantage of the dog, if it was spread as a rumor by a busybody, I will not only be bisexual but a super big failure that broke the boundaries between species! Although, based on the ss leaders expression, she didnt seem to be satisfied yet. But she was kneeling with me at close proximity which made her feel ufortable. Finally, she stood up reluctantly, half of her face was embarrassed, and half was filled with happiness because of her wish being fulfilled. Thank you... but about this, can you not tell anyone else? Shu Sha asked in a negotiable tone. Whats so embarrassing? I only helped you hold down the dog, and you touched the dog. Its not like the dog that helped you hold me down, and you touched me... Whats the point of hiding it from everyone! However, I dont have any friends in the ss. Even if I told Eunuch Cao, he wouldnt necessarily be interested. So I nodded and promised, the ss leader then lifted the bicycle from the ground and nned to ride home. I called out from behind: Hey, didnt you say that you want my help to get your brother to improve his sports performance? When should I go? The ss leader didnt look back. Lets wait a bit, at least after your arm is fully recovered. Might as well wait until summer, its almost summer... After she finished, she started pedaling the bicycle and slowly rode away. Somehow, I felt that she was not as rushed as the ss leader in the past. She rode home on a bicycle, while humming a cheerful tune, and returned home while smiling. This means I have to wait until the summer to investigate the pinhole cameras at the ss leaders house. ss leader, you are already wearing a miniskirt at home. When summeres, will you wear a bikini? The photos that meets Li ErLengs requirements are going to appear! I kind of cant read the ss leader anymore. The ss leader whos in a good mood for the rest of day when only touching an animal, and the girl in a miniskirt with ck stocking acting cute in front of the mirror, are they really the same person? Chapter 131 – The Smell of Milk When I led Obama back, I discovered that the confrontation between Xiao Qin and Ai Mi was still going on. Its just that both of them had a bottle of drinks to moisten their throats. Xiao Qin had a ss bottle of lemon soda (probably bought from a nearby convenience store) and had already drunk half a bottle. Ai Mi was still sprawled over the car seat and silently sucked from a carton of milk with a straw. Because their war of words consumed too much water, the two hadpletely dry mouths. When I came back, no one took the initiative to converse. They only looked at me with their gaze and tried to win my support. Is there any need to fight to this extent? Do you think this is a US presidential election and its currently the presidential debate? Fortunately, Peng TouSi was watching, Xiao Qin does not dare to be rash, or Ai Mis acting career would have ended early. Your back hasntpletely recovered yet, you should head home and get some rest. I said to Ai Mi, who was slightly ufortable because of her long exposure to the sun. Ai Mi looked at me with some grievances, she wanted to talk, but she had no more strength left in her voice. Thus, she pulled out her pink flip phone from the seams of the seat and pressed the buttons for a long time, then she beckoned me to look at the words on the screen. I leaned over and saw Ai Mis phone was in the state of SMS writing, the following sentence appeared on the screen: Kiss me. (TN: This was said in English, I will italicize the English words) Ah, some difficult English, please dont test my worst subject right here! Although I know that me stands for me, what does the previous word mean? What starts with a K? I remember the word killer starts with the letter K. Of course, kill also starts with a K... Does this sentence mean kill me? What a weird request! I have lived for 14 years and have never seen such a request! Ai Mi, although you have a terrible sense of direction and havent eaten any potato chips, your life is still much better than the average person. Why cant you think it through, why must you seek death? Eh? Seeing that I havent moved, you are still urging me by winking! What do you want me to do? Do you want me to single-handedly choke you to death with one hand? Peng TouSi is right beside us, if you are looking for a professional killer, go ask him! No! I sternly refused. I will not do that no matter what! You... you dare to reject me... Ai Mis voice was a little hoarse, and she stopped halfway through her sentence. She quickly pressed a button on her phone and then thrust the screen in front of me. There was only one letter: Y What is this dumb puzzle? Does it represent the yes or no that often appear inputer programs? Of course, it would be No! Tiny creatures like ants and crickets live without purpose, why must you die at such a young age? Or do you actually want to go on facebook, but because Facebook has been blocked by Chinas Firewall, and you have a addiction, so youre ying this riddle with me? (TN: The pun is Facebook in Chinese is also ng for (I/you) must die) No, no, no, thats illogical, what do you want me to do! Speak Chinese! Please speak Chinese! The sun shining on my head suddenly went dark, Peng TouSi walked behind me and patiently exined: Kiss me means kiss me, Y is the simplification of why, and it means why. Ai Mi fiercely nced at Peng TouSi, it was evident that she felt he spoke out of turn. After all that, she was stillpeting with Xiao Qin! Because Xiao Qin said that she kissed me, so you have to do it with me too? After I didnt understand and refused, you still angrily asked why I refused! I dont want to kiss girls, and I definitely dont want to kiss this little girl! Especially kissing you in front of Xiao Qin and Peng TouSi, even if you are not ashamed, I am! In order to see the contents of Ai Mis phone, I was bent over, our faces were very close, and I was in a very ufortable posture. Now that I understood Ai Mis request, I immediately felt it was time to retreat. Ai Mi suddenly stretched out and grabbed my sleeve, she tried to pull my body lower. Originally with her strength, I can break away easily, but I was afraid I would aggravate her back injury, so I reluctantly followed her wishes, leaned forward to the extent it was almost a kneel. When our eyes fell to the same level, her blue eyes revealed a joy of her n seeding. She puckered her lips and firmly nted a kiss on my cheek. The original aim might have been my lips, but due to calction errors, thest kiss was skewed. Ai Mi immediately corrected it, because she had just drunk milk, her wet lips slipped across my face and touched the corner of my mouth. I only just reacted, since I refused Ai Mis kiss, so she forcibly kissed me! How possessive! She actually thinks of me as her personal belonging! Before our lipspletely met, I pushed my face away angrily and wanted topletely put a stop to their stupid behavior. Ai Mi, who realized this, didnt want to let me go. She didnt even think about it and ferociously bit my lips! She almost made me bleed! After I stood up, I only felt the stinging pain in my lips, and my right cheek was still damp with milk. How unsanitary! Ai Mi, you brat, you still spit milk? If you are going to drink milk, then drink responsibly and put it in your stomach! Dont wipe it on someone elses face! Although the kiss was very short, Ai Mis expression was immediately full of arrogance. She wiped her mouth like a vampire who had just had her fill of blood. Hmph, this time, the manservant also kissed me! Ai Mi pointed at Xiao Qin who was behind me andughed. The noble kiss bestowed by the master, and the cheap kiss of a peasant, there is noparison! The manservant will soon forget you and return to being my loyal dog! Woof, Woof! I want to dere, that sound was Obama barking, it wasnt me barking like a dog. Seeing that Xiao Qin did not respond to her ridicule, Ai Mi turned her head to me: Manservant, you said you wont betray me! Dont you want my gifts anymore?! If your so-called gifts include forced kisses, then I really dont want it anymore. Howe no one considers my feelings, all talking to themselves! Although I was going to say some words to the manservant, my throat hurts too much, so lets leave it for another day... Anyway, today is my win! Hahah Because sheughed too hard, her throat couldnt stand it. She started to cough after her hahaha. Peng TouSi took the dog back to the rear seat, closed the door, and returned to the drivers seat to re-start the car. He gave me a gentle smile before leaving. Lin, well meet again in the future. Please take care of yourself, otherwise, Miss will worry. Peng TouSis driving technique was as rough as his appearance, and the ck car disappeared from in front of us in the blink of an eye. Xiao Qin raised her head, chugged her soda, and threw the empty ss bottle in a nearby garbage bin. Phew the ck bodyguard finally left, my limbs became stiff when he was standing here. She grabbed my arm naturally while speaking. I stepped back and reminded Xiao Qin: Hey, youre just my childhood friend, have you forgotten? Xiao Qin was dazed for a while, then she suddenly realized and lightly tapped her head with a fist while sticking out her tongue. Oh (o), I forgot! Sorry~ Then she followed behind me as before and walked while kicking the broken stones on the road. Hehe(*^__^*), although Ye Lin ssmate was kissed by the blonde brat, the victory still belongs to me! If you want to ask why, its because: thest time Ye Lin ssmate kissed me, it was a French kiss! Two tongues entangled together, wet and sticky, a passionate kiss filled with love! Her radiant expression should be recorded and shown to Ai Mi. I thought Xiao Qin would ask me how I met Ai Mi, and what was the rtionship between us, but she didnt ask. If childhood friends ask too many questions, they will be loathed! Xiao Qin said aloud. Also, in shoujo manga, girls whoe from rich families, are basically all bad guys, nothing to be afraid of, theres nothing to be afraid of! It seems that my family is a bit better off than the ss leader... Should I tell mom to donate some money for charity... While considering those useless problems along the way, Xiao Qin separated from me at the fork in the road and headed to the subway station alone. When I got home, I looked at the calendar on the wall and suddenly realized a serious problem. There will be a midterm exam before summeres. I am not particrly worried about things like failing English. My main concern is that after the exam, there will definitely be a parent-teacher conference. During the meeting, the parents will sit in their childs seat. Therefore, my dad and Xiao Qins mother will sit next to each other like Xiao Qin and me. The two of them know each other. Dad will be very surprised to see Auntie Ren, and Auntie Ren will definitely change the topic to me and Xiao Qin! The things I have been trying to keep a secret from the old man will be exposed! Chapter 132 – Preparations Before the Exam I decided to do the best I can on the midterm exams. The difficulty of this matter is probably equivalent to a macho man trying to dress girly. Mathematics, Language, English, History, Geography, Biology, Politics, Physics, Chemistry... You are not mistaken, a total of nine courses, ten fingers are almost not enough. ording to usual, Chemistry should have only been taught in the third year, but when it came to us, I dont know what the local educationmittee was thinking. They actually distributed second year chemistry teaching materials. Although the material was very basic, it still gave the students a lot of burden. I dont have any hope for the liberal arts. I have difficulty remembering how to write Chinese characters, I cant remember dates for History, I want to vomit when I see politics, dont even mention English, I cant even distinguish between kiss me and kill me. I can kind of deal with biology, which is a subject that is not really a science nor liberal arts. Because I loved to watch the animal world when I was younger, biology books covered with illustrations were basically an extra-curricr reading for me. Although there were still a lot of things to memorize, luckily I had some interest and inadvertently remembered test points such as Artiodact. But it is impossible to make a turn around with only a dabblers knowledge of biology. My main point of attack is the three traditional sciences: Mathematics, Physics, and Chemistry. Especially Physics. My biggest advantage is that Dad taught astrophysics when he was a lecturer at university. When we used to live in a buildingplex, my home was full of physics magazines and popr science books, from childrens science books to the most advanced theoretical physics. For a little boy who was obsessed with airnes, cannons, and robots, these illustrated books were very cool. In particr, a few thick and heavy textbooks on the history of science and technology in the former Soviet Union. It actually talked about satellites that can emitsers, as well as nuclear submarines that were built on the premise of destroying all mankind. Basically, I read these books as fairy tale books. If I didnt understand, I would ask my dad. Therefore, my physics level far exceeds the level of junior high school students, such as double stars, white dwarfs, ck holes, which are very unfamiliar concepts for junior high school students. If someone was willing to listen to me, I can talk non-stop without taking a breather. Dad once said that if I can get into the top ten in the ss, he would let me pick any H thing I want from the store. This is not impossible. First of all, our ss has a total of 35 people (the original 34 people plus Xiao Qin), the top ten results only has to be better than the other 23. Secondly, if the science questions are particrly difficult, my chances increases drastically. However, my best result so far is still the 17th. I cant get higher, cant go lower, and many people suspect that I only reached it by cheating. Only Dad believes that I have not cheated because he did not ask me to get excellent grades. He is perfectly content as long as I fight less and dont get hurt. I might as well work a bit harder for this mid-term exam, and give the old man an unexpected surprise. It would be too cruel to my father if he had to hold my appalling transcript while being ridiculed by Auntie Ren. After eating dinner, I told my father for the first time: I have to review before the exam, lower the volume if you are going to watch AV. Dad was reading thetest issue of Global Science while drinking coffee. After he heard me, he raised his head in surprise. Xiao Lin, did you do something that would let me down? No, no! What are you guessing at! I just thought that I might have regrets if Ive never worked hard while Im a student! So Ill put in a bit of work... If the mid-term exam result is good, wont you look a bit better when you go to the parent-teacher conference? Thats also true. Dad was easily fooled by me and continued to read his science magazine. Poor dad, hopefully when the timees, my transcript can withstand the poisonous tongue of Auntie Ren. The midterm exam was scheduled on April 18th, 19th, and the 20th, three consecutive days, followed closely by the weekend. Approaching the exam, the learning atmosphere in the ss was a little thicker. Xiao Qins number of conversations with me was significantly reduced during ss, and I often see her with her head buried in books. This is more right, learning is a students duty. If you dont study and only think about me and you all the time, when will the great goal of the Chinese be realized? If China cant unify the world, then Chinese cant be the universalnguage. With my English grades, how would Imunicate with all the different people in the world? Therefore, in order so I dont have to continue to memorize English in the future, please be sure to study hard for the rise of China! During self-study ss, the usual constant speakers closed their mouths. From my position, it was a field of silence. I went to the ss leader to be excused to the bathroom, and in front of the ss, she just said coldly, Go. When I left from the back door and passed by the ss leaders seat, she didnt look back, she only added another sentence: No smoking in secret! Who smokes! In order not to damage the respiratory function of my lungs, in order to reach a higher level of martial arts, I have never dared to smoke! The smell of smoke on my body is from people who often smokes in the stalls next to me. When I am squatting, the smell inadvertently gets stuck on me! I spent a few minutes to finish my bowel movements. When I came out of the washroom, I met the number one loyal dog sses bro in the hallway. He looked serious and didnt seem to see who was in front of him. He was thinking about a problem with his head down. Hes already been suppressed in ss for half a day, and finally came out to the bathroom for some relief, yet he still has this atmosphere. I even felt ufortable for him. So I raised my hand to say hello to him: Hey, isnt this loyal dog ssmate? When he looked up and saw that it was me, his face immediately changed and he became aggressive. Youre the damn loyal dog! I have a name! Oh, then may I ask loyal dog ssmate for your name? My surname is Niu, Im Niu ShiLi! To be honest, Im regretting that I provoked him when my left hand cant be used. I used to say that he is a fierce person, it was not only because he dared to speak back to me. This guy is actually quite annoying to deal with. I said that I am the tallest person in the ss, right? This statement is a bit of an overstatement. If Niu ShiLi did not have a bit of a hunchback, the title of tallest in the ss would belong to him. Dont look at him wearing a pair of ck-rimmed sses, looking like a model student, his body is very robust. If I belonged to the group thats inherently weak, but relied on perseverance and hard work to obtain a muscr body, then he is naturally talented, with a body-like a cow. Have you seen Superman? Supermans secret identity as a journalist, rk Kent, also wears a pair of thick sses, but isnt there a god defying body under his suit? Niu ShiLi is kind of like that. If we only look at arm wrestling, I will lose to him six or seven times out of ten. But when ites to a fight, he cant beat me. There is a saying in the martial arts world: one brave, two power, three kung fu. The meaning is that during a fight, couragees first, strength is second, and the third is kung fu and skill. For example, if an ant fights with an elephant, regardless of your kung fu skills, you will be trampled to death. But if two ants fight, most likely the ant who knows kung fu will win. Then lets change the ants opponent back to the elephant, but this time the elephant is a coward, the ant hasnt even started, but the elephants covers his eyes,ys on the ground and screams Dont hit my face. Thats why courage is first, it does not only apply to fighting, but also in many other ces. Niu ShiLi is not a coward, hes actually one who has backbone among the good students, but hecks fighting experience. If he really gets into a fight, he will still suffer. For example, if you threw a punch, an experienced person like me can control their strength. I can give the opponent a ck eye without damaging their cornea, but Niu ShiLi will be worried that he might cause his opponent to go blind and that will tie up his hands and feet. Therefore, ording to my estimation, although Niu ShiLi has more strengthpared to me and Li ErLeng, but in an actual fight, dont even mention me, Li ErLeng, who does not care about the other persons life or death, can make him suffer big losses. However, this is just a fight in the general sense. If it is reced by a battle of life or death, the result would be difficult to determine. As the number one loyal dog of the ss leader Shu Sha, as a good student representative who is not afraid of me, Niu ShiLi has always disliked me. Since the start of the physics ss, Niu ShiLi has had a new bone to pick with me. Niu ShiLi has never gotten lower than top 5 in the ss examination results, and he is the physics ss representative of the 2-3 ss. However, in repeated physics examinations, especially in the recent ss quizzes, my score has always been one or two points higher than him, making him second in the ss in physics. He couldnt understand why and it has made him depressed in this point. Other students also felt how can a weak student get such good grades in physics, that it was definitely not my own strength, it was an unanimous consensus that I copied Niu ShiLi ssmate. The question is how would I copy so that I can score higher than the person I copied from? It would be a bother to exin it to them, and even if I tried to exin, they will not stand by my side. Because I didnt answer questions actively in physics ss, because I never did my homework. I only scored high on exams, so everyone decided that I had excellent eyesight, and I could see the Niu ShiLi ssmates exam papers. What kind of reasoning is that! Other than physics, Niu ShiLi has better scores in every subject. If I can copy him, why not copy it all! In addition, Shu Sha is the person with the best eyesight in the ss! Speaking of cheating on the exam, a few days ago in physics ss, Xiao Qin was sweating when looking at the exam. I felt that she was pitiful so I kicked her table legs and suggested that she could copy my answers, but she didnt copy. Although my generosity made her very happy, she thought for a long time, and finally shook her head. It seems that although she was grateful for my kindness, she doesnt want to trouble me. When the results came out, Xiao Qin was the only person in the ss who failed, and was scolded by the teacher. What a one-track mind! On the left is me, on the right is Niu ShiLi, sandwiched between the two students with the highest physics scores in the ss, but she still failed!? Hey, during this midterm, I will not lose to you in Physics again! Niu ShiLi announced to me solemnly. I wanted tough, but in the end, I didntugh. Does Niu ShiLi not doubt that I am cheating? It sounds like two martial arts masters want to determine the final victor in a righteous manner. Although its immature, but I will tentatively respond to your challenge. Okay, lets work hard. If we both try our best in the physics exam, we can at least contribute by improving the average score of the ss. Our ss teacher, teacher Yu, is not only unable to control the students, but is also mistreated in the faculty and staff office. Because of the bad reputations of 2-3 ss, he has been ridiculed. If were able to get rid of the fate that the average grade of our ss would always be inst ce. It should give the teacher some breathing space, and the ss leader, Shu Sha should feel gratified too. Of course, I am just dreaming, we just added a new recruit, Xiao Qin. Shes great at liberal arts but terrible at the sciences, she might drag down the ss like me. I had to tackle a difficult job before I took the exam. I used the break and gave Xiao Qin a quick lesson in the sciences, especially physics. After all, were childhood friends, shouldnt it be normal to do this kind of thing? When Xiao Qin was listening to the chapter on gravity, and when I drew the gravity diagram on paper, she actually had tears in her eyes. Ye Lin ssmate, although I didnt understand it at all, but I was so touched boo hoo hoo ~~~ What is there to be touched about! However, if you cant understand even such a simple question, as a student, you should be crying from shame! Chapter 133 – I Must Not Get Too Good of a Mark On the day of the exam, I felt that my hand had pretty much recovered so I removed the splint. Since there was no wind or rain, I ran my usualps around Dongshan Lake. When I was running, I saw the kung fu shirt gramps. I took the initiative to say hello: Gramps, my hand is healed. Should I learn the Eighteen Subduing Dragon Palms first, or the Qian Kun Da Nuo Yi? The old man gave me a nk look: Someone as talkative as you can only learn the Monkey Fist. After carefully sizing me up, he waved his hand and said: No, no, based on your running posture, I know your left hand has not fully recovered, it would take at least two more weeks. I was very surprised: I feel better! Im not even afraid of getting into a fight! The old man remained unmoved: Its fine for a fight, but its not fine enough to learn my kung fu! Stop jabbering, continue your run! Come talk to me after two weeks! I pouted and went to take the exam after threeps. The examination room and seat number was assigned ording to the overall ranking ofst years final exam. Because I scored poorlyst year (especially the physics exam, where I only finished half the test. I didnt realize there were questions on the back. At the time I felt it was beneath me, I thought middle school physics was only at this level), so I was assigned to the 4th exam room, 10th seat. This was basically the area of the worst students in the whole school. Even a moron like Li ErLeng was also present. In addition, Xiao Qin, who had just transferred and does not have a grade fromst year, was also assigned to this room. She was seated right behind me... Haha, its really a fateful arrangement... Xiao Qin looked at my back and acted like a love struck idiot. I didnt pay any attention to her. The first test was the wretchednguage exam. Filling in the nks was the most annoying problem type, and it still tormented me this time. In an exile area like the 4th examination room, if there was a question you didnt know, there was no way to copy others before, since they might not be right. But today was an exception, Xiao Qin, who was unexpectedly in the 4th examination room, is very good at the liberal arts. So I sat a bit straighter, while the invigtor wasnt looking, I whispered to Xiao Qin: How do you write the character ͡ from the word boulder? Xiao Qin used her finger to write the character on my back. Bastard, are you screwing with me? Such aplicated word, let alone through the clothes, even if you wrote it directly on my skin, I wouldnt know how to write it! Hey, stop drawing on my back! After you finish, just pass me a note! Okay o (>_<)o Xiao Qin agreed in disappointment. I skipped the fill in the nks and went on to answer the other questions first. After ten or so minutes, I heard a sounding from behind my butt. I looked down: Xiao Qin actually passed her test papers from under her desk! There are two sheets in thenguage exam, you finished the first one so fast! Say Xiao Qin, you are too bold! If the invigtor finds out that your first sheet disappeared, your score would be invalid! But since she already passed the sheet over, I have no reason not to take it. Instead of wasting effort to memorize the words that I couldnt write, it would be easier to directly copy Xiao Qins answers. So what if Xiao Qin loses her score? She was the one who gave her test paper to me, I didnt force her. If she gets mad at me, thats exactly what I wanted! Xiao Qinsnguage test paper was written clearly and neatly, I copied it in a natural and unforced manner. After I finished copying, I returned the paper to Xiao Qin from under the table. After she finishes writing the essay, Ill borrow the second sheet of paper. The invigtor of the 4th exam room yawned from behind the podium while ying with his phone. They probably think that this exam room is full of poor student. Even if we copied each other, we would not get good enough results to affect fairness. When Xiao Qin and I exchanged papers, there were one or two students who saw us, but they did not dare to speak out, fearing that I would retaliate afterward. Li ErLeng sat far away and his eyes lost spirit when he arrived at the examination room. He even ate a piece of the exam paper that was given to him. Maybe she was afraid that I would be anxious, so Xiao Qin did not write thest essay question and passed the second sheet of test paper directly over to me. I was a little embarrassed after receiving it. You have to know that the essay is worth 50 points! You wasted so much time giving it to me, if you didnt finish the essay, you will fail one of the few subjects you are good at! So I copied the answers as fast as possible and immediately returned it to Xiao Qin. It should be enough to copy this much, I should write the essay myself. What question did old man Zhang pose? Eh? It is a proposition essay, the topic is Realization of Life? You have to write about whether in the ssroom, because of a teachers words, you suddenly felt enlightened, like you have matured. It seems that never happened... There was one time under the enlightenment of Xiao Qin, a certain part of my body suddenly became bigger! However, if I wrote that, even if I had literary talent, I would only get zero points and be criticized in the school announcements. No matter how I tried to remember the memories of the ssroom, I didnt remember what the teacher said on the podium. But my head was filled with Xiao Qins whispers. It took a while to recall the Cleopatra story the history teacher told, and I was able to write a bullshit article about how life passes like smoke and we should cherish our time. Aftering out of thenguage exam room, I was in a good mood, so I bought a drink for Xiao Qin from the shop as a reward for the time being. I didnt expect there to be so many people buying drinks. I wentte and was only able to buy two bottles of oolong tea, which was not a popr drink. Despite this, when Xiao Qin saw that the oolong tea I bought for her, she blossomed a smile and received it with joy. As usual she pretended to be feeble and she asked me to help unscrew the lid, then she took a huge gulp. I could tell from her expression that it doesnt taste good, but it cant be helped, even the mineral spring water was sold out. Xiao Qin pouted andined: Ye Lins fluid is really bitter~!! Your sister! Yes, oolong tea is a fluid, but can you not exchange the terms so casually! What is my fluid!? The nearby male and female students are all looking at us! Especially Eunuch Cao, who is holding a bottle of Nutrition Express with his wretched smile, if he was not afraid of being beat, he would have already made a sexual joke! For the following exams, as long as it was a liberal arts course, Xiao Qin would always pass me her exam papers. One time, she was almost caught by the invigtor, fortunately Xiao Qin immediately wiped her tears and pretended to be pitiful. She said she identally dropped her paper under the desk and felt a lot of pressure after transferring schools. She asked the teacher for forgiveness and was able to get away with it. When I walked out of the English exam, I was more confident than Keanu Reeves in the Matrix. But when it came to the sciences, Xiao Qin was like a different person. I sat in front of her. The times I heard her write were fewer than the times she twirled her pen, it was obvious she was going to fail. But, I was like a fish back in water. Good thing I prepared in advance for the exams. I did especially well on the physics exam, I even remembered the additional questions on the back. Based on usual school days, Xiao Qin obviously knows that I was good at the sciences, but she would rather stare nkly than ask for my help. I was surprised, as long as she asked, I will lend my sheet of paper to her, just like she did before it ismon courtesy! After I saw there was only 15 minutes left, I nced back and saw her bitter face, so I could not help but whisper: Why dont you want my test papers? Do you want to fail and get scolded again? Xiao Qin replied hesitantly: Although Im happy that Ye Lin ssmate is thinking about me... But I dont want to trouble Ye Lin ssmate. If we were discovered by the teacher again, I wouldnt be able to lie again. In short, thank you, I will work hard to pass the exam... I couldnt understand her persistence, so I ripped off a corner of my scrap calction paper and wrote the answers to several big questions that I thought were absolutely correct. Then I rolled it into a ball and threw it to Xiao Qin over my shoulder. I can imagine the surprised expression on her face after she opened the paper ball. You copied the answer again just for me? Ye Lin ssmate usually hates bothersome things... Thank you very much! I will take this paper filled with love, and the love letter Ye Lin ssmate gave to me. Together, I will treasure them both as family heirlooms! Dont keep it as a treasure! Dont leave evidence after you finish copying, hurry up and destroy it! Also, the letter I wrote to you before was not a love letter, but a letter of challenge! How many times do you want me to repeat it until you understand! After three days of nervousness and nine subjects, I was finally relieved. At least my result should be better thanst terms final exam? When my Dad is at the parent-teacher conference, he shouldnt feel ashamed because of my grades. When I identally heard Xiao Qin, the ss leader, and Loud Mouthpare answers, most of Xiao Qins answers for the liberal arts courses were almost the same as the ss leaders. I realized that I might havemitted a big mistake. When I copied Xiao Qins papers, did I take it overboard? Was Xiao Qins liberal arts skills better than I thought, its even in the same grade as the ss leaders score? Because this time I reviewed the sciences ahead of time, I answered the question very well. Now, I even copied Xiao Qins answers word for word... Am I defying the natural order! I am a weak student who was ced in the 4th examination room. I dont even want to think about the score I will get! Please dont get too good of a mark! Otherwise, with such a huge leap in grades, it would definitely be believed to be as a result of cheating and it will be criticized at the parent-teacher meeting! Dad will be hit twice because of my cheating and the poisonous tongue of Auntie Ren! Its all your fault, Xiao Qin! Why did you tempt me to cheat! I only asked how to write one character, why did you pass me your entire sheet! Didnt you know that it is very difficult to stop once you start copying? ording to the ss leader, she said that this time the school will be verypassionate and wait until after the long break to announce the results, so that everyone wont have to answer to their parents beating stick during the holiday. This was a suspended sentence for me. I wanted to cover my ears whenever I heard someone elses answer to the exam. I was afraid that it would prove that my answer to the test was correct. During the May first holiday, I heard that the ss leaders parents came back from Shanghai, and the family of four had a rare reunion. Xiao Qin said that Auntie Ren couldnt apany her during the break because the film crew wanted to speed up progress. She hoped that I can go to amusement parks or go to the zoo to see elephants with her. If..., if Ye Lin ssmate is not willing, you can evene to my house and game with me for three days! That proposal was actually a bit tempting. Xiao Qin and I still have notpletely settled the fight in Street Fighter. But I calmed down after thinking carefully: Xiao Qins home is the tigers den. A single man and woman, let alone stay for three days, even if it was only for half a day, the oues are unimaginable. In the end, I rejected her suggestion. I only removed her phone number from the blocked list under her repeated requests. I reluctantly agreed only after she promised to not call casually and she could only tell my father that we are only ordinary ssmates. As for Ai Mi, she took her newly healed back and went to film with Auntie Ren. As for me and my dad, the way we spent the May Break was a bit **: we strolled around theputer marketce for a day, saw all kinds of new digital products. We only looked and didnt buy, but we acted like experts and pointed out the defects in the products in front of other customers, it pissed off the owners. Thats how we spent a full and meaningful day. In the other two days, Dadzed in front of theputer. I flipped through movie magazines while curling dumbbells with my left arm to recuperate the muscles. After the three-day holiday, the fateful day arrived. Although the final ranking was not given, the results of each subject were published. Chapter 134 – Haggling I just had to get first in the ss for physics. The ss representative for physics, Niu ShiLi ssmate, lost again by one point. Needless to say, he was filled with anger. Its not a good sign to get first for physics! I even got the bonus question, added together, I got a perfect score! There was no other student who achieved the same score in our grade! Before the results of thenguage exam was released, the ss leader came over with a serious expression and asked me to go to the principals office. Principals office? Why do I have to go to the principals office? I had a startled expression. I dont know, but based on your expression, Im guessing you havent done anything good? If I did something bad, shouldnt it be the headteacher looking for me? How did a high position person like the principal get involved? Dont ask me, ask yourself! The ss leaders eyes that felt resentment for failing to meet expectations swept over my face, making me even more uneasy. To be honest, if it was the headteacher or vice principal looking for me, I wouldnt even tremble. One was a psychology pervert and the other was an empleomania. They both belong to the types of people I despise. If they dared to admonish me, I would definitely talk back. Even if I was punished, I would use all sorts of facious reasoning to put them in an awkward spot. But this time, it was the old principal asking for me. The one with not much hair left on his head, who was usually pretty erratic, and was always impudent when speaking with students... A person I have always respected, why was he looking for me? Seeing that I was hesitant to move, the ss leader urged: Why arent you going? Are you afraid of going to the principals office? Afterward, her tone slightly rxed: Do you not know where it is because youve never been there? Then I will apany you, you can follow me. I followed the ss leader while my mind was in a mess and we arrived in front of the mahogany door of the principals office. Shu Sha knocked politely on the door and asked: Principal, are you there? We are students from 2-3... Come in, the door isnt locked. Every time the principal said a few words, he wouldugh a few time. The ho ho ho kind ofughter like Santa us in American movies. After Shu Sha pushed me forward, she introduced me to the old principal: This is Ye Lin ssmate. The principal behind the desk stared at me with rapt attention, and I felt like my face was burning up. If theres nothing else, I will take my leave. Shu Sha, whopleted her mission, said her goodbyes. But before she closed the door, she asked, That... principal, he wont be expelled, right? She was obviously referring to me, was this grave atmosphere not my imagination? Am I already on the verge of being expelled from school? Dont worry, its all right. the old principal waved his hand to make Shu Sha feel relieved. His face was always cheery. I just wanted to have a chat with Ye Lin ssmate about his ideal, his future, and life. You can head back, say hello to teacher Yu for me! Shu Sha nodded slightly and closed the door. Before she left, she sent me a nce. She probably wanted me to honestly admit my mistakes, and ask for lenient treatment. The old principal asked me to pull a chair over and sit down. Then the two of us were seated face to face with a desk in between. Seated so closely, I can even clearly see the age spots on the principals face. Uh-huh, Ye Lin ssmate, I heard that you got a pretty good score on this midterm exam... Here it is, so it was about the midterm exam! My cheating must have been discovered! At the very least, all my scores would be invalid, and then I would be criticized. Seeing me getting more and more nervous, the old principal still talked cheerfully. Haha, Im actually very willing to believe in the drive of the male students. You should be praised If you have achieved good results through hard work! Is he mocking me? He is definitely mocking me! I was so ashamed I couldnt lift my head. The old principal changed the topic: Unfortunately, the 4th examination room has a poor record, there was someone who... I dont even have to think about it, the old principal is definitely going to say someone who cheated! Unexpectedly, the old principal said: Someone who fell asleep in the examination room. His saliva ruined the examination papers, so he did not get a score. Huh? Who is he talking about? Was he talking about Li ErLeng, who was snoring throughout the exam? The old principal then showed an expression of deep regret. Ye Lin ssmate, you fell asleep too, right? Huh? I couldnt respond for the time being. You slept through three subjects:nguage, English, and politics, right? Seeing that I was still dumbstruck, the old principal grabbed the small wooden fish with the word Fu next to his hand and made mmed it hard like a gavel. Admit that you fell asleep! I shrank back and repeated in a hurry: I fell asleep. Um, that sounds about right... The old principal took a sip of his green tea that was in a porcin cup, probably because the tea was already cold, he frowned after drinking it. Because you fell asleep, you drooled, so the exam of those three subjects were ruined. No matter how good you answered, you can only score zero points do you have any objections? I suddenly understood, the school probably has already determined that the results of those three subjects was giarism, but they did not catch me in the act. When I copied it, I was a little smart, I did not copy Xiao Qins exam word for word. Thats why the principal wants to force me to cancel my own grades! Umm... did I have that much saliva? Although it wasnt unjust to cancel my grades, but I still put in my own effort for those three exams, such as the essay on thenguage exam. Also, wouldnt it be too cruel for dad to receive three zero point exams at the parent-teacher conference? Eh, you still dare to bargain? The old principal stared at me. I became more courageous because the school did not have actual evidence of me cheating. Well, principal, I admit I fell asleep, but my saliva... probably only ruined half of the paper? Nonsense! You ruined at least 76% of the exam! Principal, lets each concede a bit, lets say 23%! 23%? Are you referring to the part you ruined or the part you didnt ruin? Obviously its the part I ruined... You will only get 13%, regardless you will have failed! Well... I dont care if I fail. I just dont want to get zero points. I scratched my head and looked very embarrassed. While my grades are poor, I still havent scored zero points yet. The old principalughed coldly. You win! Get back to ss! Dont do this again! I nodded and stood up from the chair. When my hand touched the doorknob of the office door, the old principal asked from behind: Do you know why you only fell asleep in these three subjects? How should I know! You were the one who kept saying I fell asleep! In China, there are deaths imed by authorities to be suicide, there is forced happiness, and theres forced sleep like me! Isnt it because you found out that I cheated but theres no real evidence, so you hoped I would admit it? Well, because I think youre not stupid. What? This time for the sciences, the teachers deliberately made the problems difficult, but you actually got a very good score, and you didnt fall asleep... Stop always mentioning sleeping! Simply saying giarism would be better! So this time, we wont make it a big deal, unlike some people who suggested that we should thoroughly investigate whether or not you cheated... Can you take the test with your real strength next time and show them? I felt a bit of warmth in my heart, but I said, Why do I have to do something so bothersome? The old principal sped his hands together and looked amiable. Lets just say its for me... I made a bet with the vice principle, saying that when you take the final exam, your mathematics, chemistry, and physics score will exceed the average score of your year. If I win, he owes me a can of Xihu Longjing tea. I didnt ask the principal what he has to give the vice principal if he lost the bet. Its only the average score of the three sciences, the old principal will not lose. On physics alone, the goal would have been achieved. After I left the principals office, I calcted my gains and losses. In fact, even if I only got 13 on those three subjects, it was still better than what I couldve done myself. Its okay, at least I did better thanst semester, Dad should not be particrly fussy, right? I was wrong, my grades were not the focus at all. After returning from the parent-teacher conference on Saturday morning, the old man smelled like alcohol from head to toe. Both his eyes were bloodshot, and his sses frame was bent. Chapter 135 – Summer Has Arrived What the hell did you do to her daughter? Dad didnt even mention my test scores. After taking a sip of the coffee I handed him, he immediately started to interrogate me. Nothing! I was filled with grievances, I knew Auntie Ren must have told bad things about me to my old man. Nothing? If its nothing, why did her mother see me as an enemy? Originally, I was quite happy I met an old neighbor. In the end, she didnt have any good words with me from start to end! Umm... what did Auntie Ren tell you? Dad rubbed the stubble on his chin that he didnt shave clean. Now that I mentioned it, Xiao Lin, youre very bad! You clearly knew I would be scolded, but you kept the whole thing a secret and didnt tell me anything... You could have at least let me make some mental preparations! She scolded me so loud, she was even louder than your ss teacher... All the other parents were watching us! Im so embarrassed! Auntie Ren cant control her emotions when ites to her daughter. I can imagine my fathers embarrassment at the time. But is this retribution? At the same two desks, I bullied Xiao Qin a lot and this time it was Xiao Qins mothers turn to bully my father? No, thats not right! If its retribution, the Little Tyrant was the one who bullied me first. I was returning the favor by bullying Xiao Qin in ss. It should not be my dads turn to take it instead of me! Is there no end to cause and effect cycle? Dad sobered up a bit after he drank half a cup of coffee. Xiao Lin, I heard that she specifically transferred schools for you, is this true? I, how do I know why she transferred schools! Although I really wanted to tell my dad that Xiao Qin only changed the method she used to bully me, thats why she pursued me, but I couldnt say it! Stop scratching your ears, I know that you always scratch your ears when you lie... I quickly removed the left hand that was on my earlobe. Dad, dont only listen to Auntie Rens side of the story! Which parent doesnt speak for their children! She must have said spoke a lot of good words about Xiao Qin! Hah, if thats what you think, then youre gravely mistaken. Dads gaze rose over the hot steam from the coffee and he looked at me very seriously. Auntie Ren didnt say much good things about Xiao Qin, it was all about how her daughter was stupid and has no taste... Although I havent seen Xiao Qins current appearance, it sounds like she didnt have it easy in the past few years! How was it not easy for her? She kidnapped brother Optimus Prime, stayed at home every day without going to school. In addition to reading shojo manga, she yed video games all day, this is the life that many people yearn for! I heard that after our old livingpound was demolished, her mother sent her to an all-girls junior high school. But for some reason she ran home crying after only two months, then she never went to school again... Did it have anything to do with you? Why would it have anything to do with me! I have never seen her until recently ever since we separated in the fifth grade! Also... arent there some ws in those words? Xiao Qin said she stayed at home for three years, but her mother said that she was in junior high for a couple of months. I am the same age as Xiao Qin, but I am only in my second year... The time doesnt add up? Sure enough, between Auntie Ren and Xiao Qin, one of them is lying. Hey, you didnt you know? Xiao Qins elementary school was a five-year system. When she was in junior high, she was not a first-year student, she was in a preparatory ss. So when she said she had been in the house for three years, its not a lie, at least it would be 3 years minus two months. Fine, even if she didnt lie! But she didnt have any rtion with me at an all girls school! Maybe... she was bullied at school, thats why she cried and didnt want to go to school! To be honest, I didnt even believe what I said. If someone in the all girl school had the ability to bully Ren XiaoQin, she would at least have to be a Terminator 3000 model. Its fine if you dont want to admit it, its in the past anyway... Dad spread out his left hand and ced it on the table. Xiao Lin, can we speak frankly and openly as father and son? Frankly and openly, we already share a huge milk sister mouse pad, is that not frank enough? Xiao Lin, its said that when men chase women, they are separated by a mountain, when women chase men, they are separated by paper. Looking at the situation, Auntie Rens kid, Xiao Qin, is chasing after you! Well, thanks for the analysis, but it was no help at all. Although she ran around when she was a child, like a tomboy, but a young woman is different than when she was a child, she will not be as brutish as before. Although in the eyes of ignorant people, Xiao Qin may look like an ordinary girl, but looking at her with my hearts eye, she is still a terrible tyrant! Speaking up to here, Dads expression suddenly lost its seriousness. During the parent-teacher meeting, when your ss teacher was speaking, I thought: If the mother is this beautiful, theres no way daughter would be ugly? Hehe... Hehe my ass! Are you dreaming about Auntie Ren while being scolded? You probably imagined a ton of AV scenes! After seeing your idiotic expression, Auntie Ren definitely became more angry! Off topic, off topic! Xiao Lin, just tell me, do you like her? Who? Ren XiaoQin! Im still a junior high school student. Shouldnt I make studying my mission, and work hard every day? Dont be a smartass, be careful, I might whip you with my slippers! It was only a verbal threat. He has never really beaten me, but it meant he was serious. Umm... I havent thought about it yet, I dont really know how I feel about her. So thats what it is... but Xiao Qin seems to like you a lot, and its desperate. What are you doing old man? Why are you making that lonely expression? Do you think Xiao Qin is pitiful? Do you feel sympathy with the sorrow of not being able to receive a response to your feelings? Bastard! Why dont you think about your own son! Why should I respond to her feelings! I dont need affection to live in this grim world! The ones who need affection to warm themselves are weak! Hey, Xiao Lin, it looks like you dont want to listen to Dads words... then forget it, lets stop here today, you will eventually understand. However, before you figure out your feelings, dont step out of line with Xiao Qin! Even if the police dont catch you, Auntie wille to punish us... Based on how hes scared witless, Auntie Ren must have threatened him at the meeting! Did she repeat the words that she told me before? Dad, you really are useless! If you were also a world champion, then we wouldnt be threatened! Also, Xiao Lin, can you bring Xiao Qin to our house and let me see her? Eh? What do you mean? Is this feeling of a father meeting his daughter-inw just my illusion? If Xiao Qin knew, she will be overjoyed. Aftering to our house, she will definitely act cute and lovable in front of you. A person with a heart as soft as you will soon fall into her hands, and then you will be a traitor that will side with Xiao Qin! Well, when school is not busy, Ill ask her if she wants toe. I promised verbally, but I didnt have any ns to invite Xiao Qin over. The summer that some people have long awaited for was finally here. The weather was getting hotter and hotter, it was time to wear the summer uniform. The boys summer uniform is a shirt and shorts and the girls version is a shirt and a skirt that goes past the knees. Maybe it was because they cut corners during production. Not everyones skirt covered past the knee. Some people has knee-length skirts, but for someone like the ss leader who had longer legs, the whole knee was exposed. Even for someone with a short stature like Xiao Qin, her knees were still faintly discernible under the skirt. Under the intense rays of the afternoon suns, the girls white shirts were as thin as a cicadas wing. If they identally wore dark colored underwear, they will be seen by unscrupulous people (such as Eunuch Cao). I dont know if it was because the shirts were thin. Laughing girls have gradually be an important scenery in ssrooms and hallways. Boys would sometimes group together and talk about the girls attire in the ss. For example, Gong CaiCai burst the second button of her shirt again, or when the ss leader went down the stairs, a pair dazzling legs appear under the skirt. They even discuss Xiao Qin, but they try not to let me hear. Ye Lin ssmate, Im wearing a skirt! Xiao Qins short-sleeved shirt was a dazzling white, and her school skirt was like a blue wave fluttering about, which looked quite suiting. However, when used her fingers to make a v shape and ced it on the side of her eyes to make a movement simr to that of the Sailor Moon, it was so childish. Im ashamed for her as her childhood friend. Whats so great about wearing a skirt? Didnt you wear a skirt when you transferred here? Well, although thats right... but that was a thick skirt! I often wore leggings under the skirt, so it felt like wearing pants... now its not the same! The happy Xiao Qin twirled in a circle in front of me. The skirt spun up, revealing her white thighs. I tried to look away, but it didnt work. In the distance, a few boys looked this way and began to whisper. I now have an approximate understanding of why boys are interested in Xiao Qin. Her appearance is not bad, she pretends to be frail, so it is easy to evoke the sympathy of the opposite sex. Moreover, during summer, Xiao Qin does not pay much attention to her skirt, she doesnt mind being exposedpared to other girls they are taking advantage of Xiao Qin! Xiao Qin, are you not used to wearing a summer dress? Why, why did you say that! Ive been practicing at home for a long time! Ive always wanted to wear it for Ye Lin ssmate! No need. I have seen you wear a miniskirt in your home a long time ago. The way you wear it, you expose yourself three times every minute. If you go on like this, you would be the benefit of the 2-3 ss! Chapter 136 – Cleaning Originally, Gong CaiCai can attract the attention of most boys, but ever since the weather began to get hotter, she never wore a skirt, she always wore trousers. Later, the ss leader asked, Gong CaiCai confessed: She had a mental scar from the time the boys lifted her skirt when she was in elementary school, so every summer she always contemtes on whether or not she should wear a skirt. For this reason, the ss leader studied the weather forecast and learned that tomorrow is a sunny day. She requested that all girls in the ss were required to wear skirts to school the next day. No one is allowed to not wear them. Actually, in this kind of weather, wearing skirts have already be the norm for the girls. This order was specifically for Gong CaiCai. Gong CaiCai pleaded with tears in her eyes: Can you postpone it for two more days? Im not mentally prepared for it... The ss leader was like a dictator of a certain small country. She answered rudely and mischievously: No! Everyone is wearing it. If you dont wear it, youre separating from the group! Be careful if we shun you! Seeing Gong CaiCai look like a fish out of water, with a look of despair, the ss leaderforted her and said: Dont be afraid, if any boy dares to lift your skirt, tell me, Ill settle the score! After she finished speaking, she scanned the ssroom as if she was trying to find a voice that dared to question her. Our gaze met in the middle when she scanned the ssroom. The obvious warning seems to be saying: Ill trample the hands of anyone who dares to lift a girls skirt! At this time, I always felt that the ss leader did not include herself inside the group of girls, as if she was exempt. Gong CaiCai was still hesitant. Themittee member, Xiong YaoYue, walked by holding a volleyball while whistling at just the right time. ss..., ss leader! Gong CaiCai raised her voice as she pointed to Xiong YaoYue, as if she was herst hope. Xiong YaoYue never wears a skirt during summer! If she is willing to wear a skirt tomorrow, then Ill also wear one! Shu Sha pretended to raise one hand angrily as if she was going to hit Gong CaiCais head. It scared her to the point of shutting her eyes tightly, waiting to be hit. Of course, she didnt actually hit her. Shu Sha said in a good mood: Xiao Xiong, she wears shorts in the summer, its not like you dont know, her shorts are even shorter than the boys! If you dare to wear those shorts, I will allow you to not wear skirts! Gong CaiCai seems to understand and nodded, she promised not to make excuses for herself. However, when Xiong YaoYue heard Gong Caicai, she grabbed the Gong CaiCais chest from behind with ill intentions. Hmph! You dare report me to the ss leader!? Im going to fondle you to death! Themittee member, Xiong YaoYue, who gave herself the nickname Xiao Xiong, had arge band-aid on her wheat-colored face. She probably injured herself when she was exercising. She has already be ustomed to it. Whether it was winter or summer, Xiong YaoYue always had short hair that was easy to manage. Herrge forehead was exposed under her wild hair, and she was always full of energy. This girl with ADHD also had low resistance to humor. Any little thing would make her burst outughing, such that when she was at the dining table, no one dared to tell jokes. Whenever sheughed, her little canine teeth were always eye-catching. At this moment, she had fondled Gong CaiCai for a while, and the boys who looked from far away already had nosebleeds. Finally, the ss leader came forward to stop her, and Xiong YaoYue finally stopped. But it wasnt over, she told Gong CaiCai with a sly smile: Ill take care of you when the ss leader isnt here! Arent you going to wear a skirt tomorrow? Ill definitely lift up your skirt! After talking, she grabbed the volleyball and ran out into the hallway whileughing evilly. The ss leader took a lot of effort to pacify Gong CaiCai. She cleaned up another mess left behind by Xiong Yao Yue. The next day, other than Xiong YaoYues short-sleeves with hot pants, the other girls listened to the ss leader and wore a skirt. When Gong CaiCai walked into the ssroom wearing the school uniform skirt, I dont know which boy whistled, but it led everyone to follow suit and Gong CaiCai hung her head even lower. Unlike Xiao Qin, Gong CaiCai paid special attention in order to not be exposed when wearing a skirt. She would always take small steps when walking. She would also often hold an English dictionary in front of her skirt, and also took extra care when sitting down and standing up. Because of the ss leaders previous warning, no one dared to try and lift Gong CaiCais skirt. However, Eunuch Cao found a small mirror and taped it to the top his shoes with transparent tape, he used the reflection of the mirror to peek under Gong CaiCais (and other girls) skirts. Eunuch Cao, who was reported by the girls, quickly got his mirror smashed by the ss leader. The whole afternoon he grimaced in pain while walking with a limp. Eunuch Cao was unwilling to give up, he changed methods in order to appreciate the benefits of summer. Whenever it was a girls turn to clean the ckboard, while others werent watching, he would lie face up under the podium with his body blocked by the desk. When the girl went to the podium and picked up the ckboard eraser, they would find Eunuch Cao who was lying behind the podium. The courageous ones, would wipe Eunuch Caos face with the ckboard eraser. The less courageous ones, would scream, throw down the ckboard eraser and run. Despite the beatings and eating a lot of chalk, Eunuch Cao had no regrets. Every time he would walk back from the podium like a hero, he would dered to the other boys around him with a wretched face: Its white! Orined disappointingly: Safety pants!? No points! In Eunuch Caos Twenty-eighth Middle Pretty Girl Files, in Gong CaiCais file, a new message was added: In the summer, she would wear white underwear withced edges. The material is unknown and will be investigated in the future. When reading Chinese ssical Chinese, there was a saying, being happy alone is not as good as being happy with others. Eunuch Cao had a good style, he would never forget his master when he sees something good. Once, when it was our ss turn to clean theputer ssroom, the ss leader assigned the task of cleaning the ceiling lights to me and Niu ShiLi. Then, they were responsible for cleaning the tables that we stepped on and everyone else had their own tasks. It may be due to the reason that Xiao Qin was weak and sick, she had very little work, and she was in the same group with Loud Mouth and Little Smart. Loud Mouth puts in a lot of effort when working, the groups tasks were pretty much allpleted by Loud Mouth. Xiao Qin cant even focus when wiping a table. Every time she wipes, she would look up and looked at me foolishly. It was as if I looked impressive when I was cleaning the fluorescent light bulbs. Originally, the task of going to the water room to draw water was given to the boys, but Xiong YaoYue suddenly felt that it would be very fun to get water. So, she left the tasks assigned to her by the ss leader, snatched the buckets from the boys, and headed to the water room like a whirlwind to fetch water. Moreover, she was like the Shaolin monks during practice, she held a bucket in each hand. The bucket filled with water was heavy, and she walked fast. As a result, more than half of it was spilled in the hallway. The two buckets that she finally brought back had less waterbined than one full bucket. Eunuch Cao, who was responsible for cleaning the keyboards finished his task quickly. It just so happens that I was temporarily resting. He called me outside theputer ssroom and pointed to the transparent ss door and said: Master, there will be something good soon,e with me! I followed in the direction he was pointing to and saw Gong CaiCai squatted down while cleaning the lower half of the transparent ss door. Whats there to see? Youve never seen a girl clean ss? Eunuch Cao gestured to tell me to lower my voice. Master, have a little patience. After Gong CaiCai finishes cleaning the lower half, she will have to clean the upper half... I dont understand the difference between lower half of the ss or the upper half, but when Gong CaiCai began to clean the upper half, I immediately understood Eunuch Caos sinister intentions. Because Gong CaiCai was short, it was difficult for her to reach the top part of the ss even if she stood on her tiptoes. So she leaned her entire body on the ss door in order to try her best to reach higher. As a result, her voluptuous breasts were tightly attached to the ss,pletely squeezed to a different shape. As she wiped the ss, the two spheres would go to the left, go to the right... I couldnt bear to keep watching Gong CaiCai keep wiping if you keep wiping like this, the rag might not get dirty, but your chest will definitely get dirty! Arent you just cleaning the ss with your chest!? Eunuch Caoughed lewdly: Jie Jie Jie Jie, the sound of footsteps suddenly came from behind, which made him shiver unconsciously. It turned out that it was the ss leader that came up behind us. You two arent working, but enjoying the show, eh! The ss leaders exhausted voice carried chills. As a result, Eunuch Cao was ordered by the ss leader to re-clean all the keyboards. I was also sent back to help move the tables. The ss leader chased away the two bystanders and spoke with Gong CaiCai. Isnt Xiong YaoYue in your group? Where is she? Gong CaiCai held a rag in her hand and replied miserably: She... she thinks that fetching water is fun, so she went to fetch water... Why didnt you stop her? You cant reach the upper half of the ss! I... I didnt dare... Gong CaiCais voice was quieter than a mosquitos, as if she did something wrong, She said that she would lift my skirt... The ss leader quickly pulled back Xiong YaoYue, who was running crazily in the hallways. She gave me the bucket and told me look after the bucket carefully when I am fetching water so Xiong YaoYue cant get her hands on it. Xiong YaoYue was still holding her hands behind her neck while looking up at the ceiling, unwilling to ept it. Finally, the ss leader pinched her by the ears and pulled her away. As the weather became hotter, the atmosphere of the physical education ss also became more active. The boys summer clothes were suited for sport activities, the girls summer clothes was not. They had to change into trousers, such as the school uniform trousers from spring and autumn. There were also some who wore shorts like Xiong YaoYue, but they were all long shorts passed knees, none as short as Xiong YaoYues. The PE teacher Li DaYong was a 36-year-old manly man with a crew cut. He was still unmarried and always had a whistle around his neck regardless of season. Whenever a girl wore a skirt in PE ss and couldnt participate in a scheduled event, he would warn them with a fierce look: Whoever dares to wear a skirt again will be punished with handstands! The girls in the back row quietly whispered: This old pervert! Eunuch Cao apuded: Mr. Li, well said! I strongly support the leadership of Teacher Li! Make the girls do handstands! As soon as it was free time, Eunuch Cao was surrounded by a vicious group of girls lead by Loud Mouth and he was given a beating. Because she imed to be anemic, Xiao Qin generally did not participate in sports activities, but sometimes she will watch from the sidelines mainly watching me. One day, Li DaYong had a sudden impulse to give the boys a chin-up test during PE ss. Because Niu ShiLi and I could go on for a long time when it came to chin-ups, Li Dayong waited until everyone finished, then told me and Niu ShiLi to start. Niu ShiLi, who lost to me in the physics exam, seems to want topete with me in chin-ups. Chapter 137 – Preparations for the Devil’s Training Course In the case of chin-ups, you only need toplete seven to pass the exams and eleven for full marks. Therefore, other people usually jump off the bar afterpleting seven or they keep struggling for one or two more. But I heard that the world record was 62 chin-ups in one minute, which was set by an American. Of course, our test will not be time-limited, you can do it for however long you want. Niu ShiLi gripped the bar tightly and hot air shot out from his nostrils, it was like the bar was his mortal enemy. He gnashed his teeth and started to do chin-ups. Wearing short-sleeved clothes in the summer, his arms appeared to be even more thick and strong. I reckon that his arms are almost as thick as teacher Yus thighs. Sometimes, you cant not respect natural talent. Even if you say I want to fly, then after some hard work, you finally found out you were a damn lobster! It would be more reasonable to be determined to be Edward scissor hands! Along with Niu ShiLis upwards and downwards motion, his exposed muscles started to exude tiny drips of sweat. As the ss leaders number one loyal dog, the deputy ss leader, he had a lot of supporters cheering him on. Go, Niu ShiLi! Go! Be sure to win! Niu ShiLi is a good model! Who said that your body would be weak if youre good at learning, thats prejudice! The person who spoke was the English ss representative who would foam at the mouth after running no more than 50 meters. His grades were pretty good though. Today, we will determine the king of chin-ups of ss 2-3! These people really feel there is not enough chaos in the world. What does king of chin-ups even mean? I feel that moving up and down on the bar while being surrounded by more and more students and teachers feels like some sort of shame y! I started to pull up, but I didnt put in as much effort as Niu ShiLi. It wouldnt be good if I hurt my wrist likest time. In addition, I just removed the splint from my left arm, so my recovery progress is still under observation. Therefore, when I did chin-ups, I was controlled and slow. When Niu ShiLi did two, I only did one. At the beginning, Niu ShiLis fans were very pleased, because when Niu Shili had done 50 chin-ups, I only did 26. But, its impossible to run a marathon with the speed you use in a 100 meter dash. Although Niu ShiLis physical talent was greater than mine, but under such intense movements, hecked stamina, and I started to gradually catch up. Niu ShiLi, 66, Ye Lin, 57. The PE teacher announced the current score. Niu ShiLis hair was already drenched in sweat, it appeared messier than usual. There was also arge sweat stain under his armpits. Still, its amazing. If I used the same speed as him, my arms might have already went numb and I would have fell off the bar. Why does he have topete with me? Is it only because he scored two points less than me on the physics exam? Suddenly, I had a wild thought: we are the two best students in physics of the 2-3, we are also the tallest and strongest, called physical double males. Does God think that the current physicists are too weak (such as Hawkings), so he sent us two strong people to save the physicsmunity? Of course it is impossible! I was just rambling, I dont even believe in God. As the number of chin-ups reached 89 and 87, although Niu ShiLi still led, but his arms and shoulders were shaking so much I could feel it on the adjacent bar. Niu ShiLi clenched his teeth and snorted like a bull. It was like he suddenly resurrected, he exerted all his effort and did 10 more violently. I smacked my lips. If he wanted to win that badly, I should just let him win. I have to take care of my arm, once it ispletely restored, I still have to level up by learning from kung fu gramps. So I did a few more and jumped off the bar. Because I consciously conserved my strength throughout the test, I seemed to be much more rxed than Niu ShiLi. Other than a little sweat on my forehead, I didnt have any sweat stains on my shirt. In contrast, it looks like Niu ShiLi was just fished out of a water tank. Ye Lin 95! Niu ShiLi 99...100! Niu ShiLi stubbornly did a full hundred, then jumped off the bar. He swayed a bit when hended, it was evident he was exhausted. The fans all gathered around, congratting him, handing him towels, making it like he was a world champion. When everyone was cheering for Niu ShiLi, Eunuch Cao felt that he could not get any benefit from sticking with me, so he gathered together with the enemy. At this time, he stuck up his thumb to Niu ShiLi: Big bro Niu is really cool! Im stunned from amazement! Umm... I forgot to bring my physics homework today, can I give it to you tomorrow! Xiao Qin wasnt spectating from the side today. She was less likely toe whenever it was really sunny. Is it because she used to live at home for three years, so now she would wither under the sun? The ss leaderpleted the sit-up test for the girls in advance and walked beside the bars to watch with the crowd. Looking at me and Niu ShiLi, who were like perpetual motion machines, endlessly doing chin-ups, the ss leader was worried. She probably wasnt worried that one of us would be injured, but she was thinking of her brothers PE problem. I heard that Shu Zhe couldnt even do half a chin-up, and he would almost die after running a few steps. I left the crowd of people and walked towards the ss leader. The ss leader watched mee over, neither evading nor weing, she just waited for me in ce. How did you lose? The ss leader asked me casually. Of course, she cant wear a skirt in PE ss. She was wearing a navy blue sportswear outfit today. It was thinner than the spring and autumn uniform, the cuffs and trousers were also thinner. It was easy to exercise in and it highlighted her body. Its boring to continue. I put my hands in the pockets of my shorts. No one was cheering for me. They wont be happy if I win. So, you deliberately lost? The ss leader looked at me as if to say I was lying. It doesnt matter what you think, in fact, its not embarrassing losing to Niu ShiLi. He has a lot of natural talent, but he hasnt yet learned how to use it effectively. Otherwise, if I had an actual match with him, I wouldnt be able to win. Seeing that I honestly admitted defeat, the ss leader showed a slightly surprised expression. I thought you would get really angry if you lost! Dont boys all care about their reputation? Hey hey hey, dontpare me with your brother! It was because Shu Zhe worried too much about his reputation, he didnt want to be seen by others when he was humiliated. Thats the only reason why he dumped hisst girlfriend, Xiao Hua! What scum! Hey, ss leader, dont give me that look! Are you saying the girls dont care about their reputation? I heard that when its your birthday, you guys would desperately ask people to attend your party, thenpare how many more friends you guys have! I, I havent done that... The ss leader said with a tone of me. Of course you wont do that! Your birthday is on New Years Eve. Who would not spend New Years Eve with family, bute over to celebrate your birthday! Also, big celebrations doesnt fit with your personality, you probably think its a waste. ss leader, I want to talk to you about something. What? The ss leader looked around nervously as if she was observing whether or not the teacher was here. Your brother, how many chin-ups can Shu Zhe do? I asked even though I already knew the answer. The ss leader bit her lip. One? He said he can do one. He cant even do one! He said he can do one to save face, I cant understand his thinking at all! One is probably not enough? You need to do seven to reach the minimum standards! Umm... do you have any ideas? I stuck up my thumb and made a pose to signify no problem. Let me train him, normal course is 30 days, devils training course is only 15 days, I can at least make him achieve the minimum standards! The ss leader hesitated for a while. Lets go with the normal course... How are you going to train him? Well... the most important thing is perseverance, I rubbed my temples to make me look as if I was in thought. You dont necessarily need a bar to do chin-ups. I used to do it at home on a door frame, its key to adapt to local conditions. PE doesnt differentiate between ce or time... I said while ncing at the ss leadersplexion. Fortunately, she did not doubt me. Since girls only have to do situps, she cant pass her experiences on to her brother and she must rely on me. Well... I continued to put on an act for a while before saying, Didnt we say it before? When can Ie to your house to give Shu Zhe a training n! The ss leader thought about it while holding her chin. From time to time, she also looked at me and wondered if I had any ulterior motives. Of course, I have ulterior motives! I have to go to your home and find the pinhole cameras ced by Shu Zhe! Otherwise, just wait for the ss leader incident from 28th Middle! It might be because there was no better way. The ss leader finally nodded and agreed: Okay, lets do that. Then she followed up, Is today okay? Eh? The ss leader is extremely swift and decisive! How impatient. But it might be better this way, so I could prevent a guilty conscience. That... Im going to your home today after school? Yeah, we can meet in front of Love Pet Hospital... Okay, Im familiar with that area. I could have a few chats with Dr. Zhao and Xiao Ding. No, not at the pet hospital! The ss leader suddenly changed her previous remark. Wait for me at the entrance of the food market behind the pet hospital... I have some chores to take care of, so I might leaveter... Why not wait at the pet hospital? Dont you like animals and go there to volunteer every week? Or do you not want Dr. Zhao and Xiao Ding to see us together? Oh right, ss leader, theres still something else. What is it? The ss leader looked a bit flustered. I said cheekily: I want to eat. What? Last time, you promised you would cook for me, you cant go back on your words. Compared with the ss leaders culinary talent, my dads cooking is not enticing at all. He might not even be at home tonight. I heard he had ns with director Cao to go to their illegal gatherings. Okay okay, I know. After she heard that I wanted to freeload, the ss leader regained her calmness. Meeting at the entrance of the food market makes it convenient for me to buy food. What do you want to eat tonight? Umm... Ill eat whatever your brother eats Anyway, since you spoil your brother so much, you probably give him good meals, it probably is better than what I eat. Okay, then I will treat you like my brother. The corners of the ss leaders mouth raised a bit into an imperceptible smile, she took advantage of me. The food market behind the pet hospital was very easy to find. Five minutes after I walked thee, the ss leader, who was riding a bicycle, waste. Chapter 138 – The Truth is Revealed TN: Phew, some of these chapters are getting longer. Hope you guys enjoy the chapter! I suddenly realized that if I wanted to find out where Shu Zhe installed the cameras, a sudden attack would be more effective. Thus I asked the ss leader: Did you tell Shu Zhe that I wasing today? The ss leader paused a bit: No, I didnt see him at school today. He doesnt inform me either when he invites his ssmates over. Your tone sounds a bit dissatisfied. As an older sister and de facto family manager, you probably hope that brother would at least ask for your opinions before bringing someone home! Also, does this mean that Im the ss leaders guest? I really didnt think about it, I was really focused on the cameras! Are we going to buy food together? I asked the ss leader after she parked her bicycle. I can help you carry things. The ss leader hesitated. No, Ill go by myself. You boys dont like to buy groceries. Indeed, boys dont like to buy groceries, but why did you avert your gaze when you spoke? When we went to Xiao Qins homest time, didnt you make me help you carry the fruits, you also joked around with the owner, werent you chatting quite happily? Why wont you let me follow you in the food market near your home? Is it that embarrassing having an unknown man follow you around? Oh, youll be bored waiting outside, you could bring my bag back for me. The ss leader told me her floor and room number. She also gave me her key. You can go to my home first and wait. Shu Zhe should already be home, you guys can talk first, I might be in the market for a while. Just right, if the ss leader is not present, I can force Shu Zhe to tell me where the camera are, that would save a lot of trouble. I carried the ss leaders bag in my left hand, and held the keys in my right hand. I easily found the ss leaders door. I inserted the key into the lock and tried not to make too much noise. I had to make a sudden attack. After opening the door, I found that Shu Zhe was not in the living room. The ss leaders house was around the same size of my home. Theyout was more reasonable, the lighting was better, but most importantly, someone has put in care and tidied up, it was tidy and clean. The smell was also very pleasant, it might be a nt that disperses pleasing fragrances. Although Shu Zhe was not in the living room, I vaguely heard someone moving around in a room. He must have already came home and is doing something in his room. After he heard someone open the door with a key, he probably it was his sister who came back, so he didnte out to check. Hmph, you cant evene out for a quick greeting! Your sisteres back everyday carry groceries, vegetables like radishes and potatoes are very heavy! You just hide in your room and wait for dinner, once you finish eating, you probably dont even wash the bowls. I deliberately wanted to scare him, so I into slippers on my tiptoes (there were several pairs of slippers for guests, there happened to be a pair that fit me), then I gently ced the our bags on the table and came in front of Shu Zhes door. There was a nail at a slightly high position on the paint-free door, a Do Not Disturb sign was hung on the nail. I reached out and flipped the sign around, and the word on the back was In quiet thought. Quiet thought my ass! I thought the opposite side would be wee! So, both the front and the back means do not enter! What are you doing inside? Are you secretly spanking the monkey? Isnt it fine if you just lock the door if youre rubbing one out! You still put on an act and hang these civilized terms on your door! Dont tell me your sister is not going toe in because she saw the signboard? Shu Sha really respects others ***! I am not so civilized. If you really didnt lock the door, Iming in! I held the round door knob and exerted a bit of pressure. Damn, you really didnt lock the door! I cant believe you dont lock the door when youre rubbing one out! What if your sister came in and saw the scene, wouldnt she be sad and me herself that her education has failed? Watch me take care of you! I have to let you know what a man should do... After the door of Shu Zhes room waspletely opened, I was dumbfounded and felt that my head was messed up. The scene in front of me waspletely iprehensible. How can the person in the room be the ss leader! Long hair, big eyes, this is the ss leader! How did she get in front of me? Are you a wizard who knows how to open portals! Also, what are you wearing! You are actually wearing a miniskirt at home! Its fine if it was the id skirt from the photo, but this time it is a leather skirt! A ck leather miniskirt! Whether or not it is real leather, its texture looks good. It should be very soft andfortable. The reflections under the fluorescent lightare really tempting. It is not something a good student like you wears! Under the leather skirt was stockings again! The ck stockings slightly revealed the color of her skin, her feet that was wrapped in stockings were standing directly on the carpet in the middle of the room. The carpet would even find it embarrassing! Its the absolute territory again! The damn distance between the stockings and the leather skirt, do you want reveal yourself to others that badly? There are many opportunities in PE sses, why do you wear such a enclosed sports outfit! You should just wear shorts like the sportsmittee member, and the boys will definitely be attracted to your long legs! Even the shirt is not a color you would usually choose! Light pink, decorativeces on the cuffs, a translucent shirt! Also... are you taking a selfie? When I opened the door, you were posing for the camera on the bookshelf. Although I dont want to describe you as coquettish, you definitely are! This is not right! I must have opened the door incorrectly! No matter what, how can you be in your room! You know that You knew I woulde to your hours, why are you dressed like this! ss leader, you... The girl I called ss leader didnt breathe until now, she must have been shocked when I barged in to her room. Her eyes drifted around, she lowered her head and didnt dare to talk to me. Her body trembled while she shifted backward towards one side of the bed. Are you embarrassed? Are you ashamed to look up because Ive seen such an embarrassing side? But this doesnt make sense! Shouldnt you be buying food at the food market right now! The girl grabbed the hem of her skirt with one hand to hold it down and used her other hand to cover her chest, it was movements to protect herself. Her face was a deadly red, her body was slightly arched, it was an unnatural posture. She still did not speak, as if she was a mute. I suddenly discovered an obvious w. The girls chest was very t, it was nowhere near as full as the ss leaders. Under careful observation, there were subtle differences between her and the ss leader. For example, she is a bit shorter than the ss leader, there is no power in her eyes, revealing the atmosphere of a weak person. That being said, she is not the ss leader, but the ss leader does not have sister! The ss leader only has a younger brother... Wait! No way! It cant be! The ss leader does not have a sister, the ss leader only has a younger brother... Bro..., bro..., bro..., bro..., bro..., bro..., bro..., brot..., broth..., brothe..., BROTHER! Fuck, my world view is about to bepletely twisted! Isnt the ss leaders brother Shu Zhe? Isnt the person who sold photos to Li ErLeng also Shu Zhe? Now, everything makes sense! Shu Zhe, you actually impersonated your sister, those photos were your selfies! You didnt buy a camera at all, right? I checked before, a high-resolution surveince camera is pretty expensive. If all your money is spent on your new girlfriend, Xiao Li, there is no way you have enough money to buy a camera! You bought a wig and womens clothes! Sometimes, you would steal your sisters clothes to take selfies! You have no backbone, you would not hesitate to wear a wig, dress in womens clothes just because you are afraid of getting beat up! Damn, I wanted to educate you into a man! But you became a trap first! I fiercely took a step forward. Shu Zhe also knew from myplexion that I have seen his true colors. Ye, Ye Lin, let me exin... I am not sure if it is because he was wearing womens clothes. I thought his voice was more effeminate than usual. Exin my ass! Isnt it because Li ErLeng was dissatisfied with the photos you tookst time and he told you to take some more? Yes thats right! Shu Zhe looked as if he was about to cry. Brother Ye Lin, I wouldnt have to be this humiliated if you were willing to help me? Eh? You know its humiliating! When I opened the door, you looked pretty happy when you were posing in front of the camera! Are you proud that you can fool Li ErLeng with your cross dressing photos? Do you feel that you were born with beauty, that youre full of charm regardless if you were wearing mens or womens clothing! It would have been fine if Li ErLeng, who is onlycking in IQ, was the only one to be deceived. The key problem is that I have also been deceived! I thought that Shu Zhes cross dressing photos were more life-like than the ss leaders PS photos, and even more tempting! Those photos are still hidden under my bed, I nned on keeping it forever... Fortunately, I havent used it to rub one out! If I rubbed one out to Shu Zhe, who is also a man, I would have really became a homo like Peng TouSi! I trembled with anger when I thought about that possibility. Take off your clothes! Take... take it off right in front of you? Of course! Were both men, so what if its in front of me? Has your mind also turned feminine? Shu Zhe was not very happy after he heard what I said, How is that possible, I had no choice, I also have a girlfriend... The gaze he used to look at me was as if he said, I have a girlfriend, you dont have one, so dont be too pleased with yourself. Shit, you really do care so much about your reputation! We are at a critical moment, yet you are stillparing with me? I squeezed my fingers until my knuckles cracked loudly and I tookrge strides towards him. Brother Ye Lin, what do you want? Can I change my clothes? Shut the door first! What if my sisteres back? Who cares about you! I only want to give you a beating! You abandoned your ex-girlfriend and sold your sister for profit. Now, youre wearing a womens dress thinking youre a riajuu. I will let you taste my wrath! Shu Zhe saw my fierce and sinister face, and he knew what I wanted to do. Dont, dont hit me! Shu Zhe, who still had the appearance of a young girl, tripped on the foot of the bed and fell backwards onto the bed. The single bed was covered with brightly colored sheets, it was very tidy and the mattress was also very soft. When Shu Zhe fell on his back, he sank into the mattress, making him appear even thinner. The wig he bought was high quality, it did not fall even after that much turning and tossing. As his body fell backwards, the ck hair rose and it gave off the illusion that the person in front of me was the ss leader. Also from this angle... The absolute territory was very distinct and clear! If it was really the ss leader, I would have had a nosebleed! But reality is cruel, this person was not only not the ss leader, this person was also a man! Dont show me the thing under the leather miniskirt! My world view is going to be shattered! My god, why is it briefs! Real men should wear boxer shorts like me! You are quite dedicated! This outfit should be very expensive! Even if its not as expensive as a high-resolution camera, it should have still cost you a lot of money! Even if you were a fake cross dresser, you still wanted to use the best equipment for the best effect! Come here! Shu Zhe not only did note, he also clenched his teeth and sat up. He then used his hands and feet to climb to the other side of the bed in a futile attempt to escape from my clutches. I was still worried that Shu Zhe would have an escape n, he would y hide and seek once I toss his wig. I didnt expect Shu Zhe to kneel down, and used both his hands to protect the wig, desperately preventing me from taking it away. It hurts! You cant take it off like that! Brother Ye Lin, let me go... His voice was so miserable that I had the illusion that I was harassing a girl. I have never wore a wig, I dont know the principles behind a wig, do you need to use something like glue? Or Shu Zhe, do you think that wearing womens clothing without a wig will make you look like a man who is not a man or a woman who is not a woman, and you would be even more humiliated in front of me? You are overthinking! How could you be even more humiliated than your current state! Not to mention your own reputation, you have damaged the reputation of all men in this world! I let go of the wig and held onto his shoulder. Anyway, I intend to give you a beating, the wig will not be a hindrance. Shu Zhe struggled, but his powerpared to mine was like an ant trying to shake a tree. In the struggle, his shirt was pulled off a bit, revealing his shoulder without a hint of muscles. I became even more angry when I saw his puppy-like posture. Can you not insult your sister? The ss leader will not make these actions! Even if she was escaping, she would still look 10,000 times more elegant than you! I chased onto his bed, grabbed his wig and pulled down. When I twisted his bare shoulders, I felt it was like touching a snake. This sensation of touching someone elses skin made me tremble a bit. With a little force, I turned his entire body andid him horizontally across my legs. There was a dressing mirror across the bed (Theres actually a dressing mirror in a boys bedroom, Shu Zhe really cares about his looks). From the mirror, Shu Zhe was forced to lie on my knees. This waspletely the posture used to punish Chinese children by their parents! Shu Zhes deathly pale face waspletely obscured by his long hair. One of his shoulders were bare and his body was shaking. I only used one arm to mp his waist topletely control him. Next, it was the decision to decide which part of Shu Zhe to hit. Hitting his face would let me vent my anger, but when the ss leader sees her dear brother with a swollen face, she wille asking for me. With Shu Zhes small body, I cant guarantee that he wont rise to the heavens after I hit him. For the sake of insurance, I can only act ording to the thousands of years of history of Chinese parents. For a disobedient child like Shu Zhe, he will be spanked as punishment! Chapter 139 – Misunderstanding After the first hit, Shu Zhe started to sob and shout. Ouch It hurts!! You still have the nerve to shout it hurts? You are shamelessly wearing womens clothes and dressed flirtatiously. If I were you, I would have long tied myself to a big stone and jumped into DongShanke tomit suicide! I raised Five Finger Mountain in my right hand and dropped it again hard. AhhhC!! It might have been because I used more strength, Shu Zhe reaction this time was more intense. He tightened his back with every hit, his neck arched back to its maximum angle. The wig also jumped along with the movement of his head. I was wrong! I was wrong brother Ye Lin, please stop hitting me! Im going to be killed... Stop exaggerating, how can anyone be spanked to death? ording to five thousand years of experience of Chinese parents, spanking the bottom is a very safe educational method and worth rmending to the world. Why do you have to bully me... Why am I so unlucky... Shu Zhe, who couldnt endure any hits, actually burst into tears. You still dare to cry? Do you still feel that you are wronged? Cry, cry harder! I added more strength in my palms. p p p p p p The more he screamed, the harder I hit. His crying voice gradually became quieter, it went from wails to quiet sobs. Actually, for me, my feelings were quiteplicated for putting Shu Zhe, who was dressed as a girl, on my knees and spanking his butt. I was very careful not to let my handnd on Shu Zhes bare thigh (the so-called absolute territory), not directlying in contact with his **, every time my palmnded... it struck on his ck leather miniskirt. The rather tight miniskirt that wrapped around the buttocks would entuate the hips of any girl who wore it. Dont even mention why they are lying down. Ok, its not only limited to girls, but also shameless boys. What is even more hateful is that the gluteus maximus should be the most sturdy and robust muscle of human beings. But when my palmnded, I couldnt feel any resistance. When prisoners were spanked with boards in ancient times, they should have also tightened their muscles and clenched their teeth! Why are you not resisting at all? Or do you reallyck exercise such that even your gluteus maximus is weak? (TN: Basically prisoners were strapped down with their butt facing the sky and someone would mrge wooden nks on their ass) When my palm fell, it really felt like I was hitting a childs ass. Maybe a girls ass would feel almost the same? Wow, you still dare to look back at me with resentful eyes? Teardrops on the corners of your eyes, tightly biting your lips, your expression as if you were suffering punishment for no reason at all. The more I look at you, the more I want to hit you! The next hit even made my hand hurt a bit. Shu Zhe shrieked and struggled, but under the pressure of my left arm, he couldnt even move a millimeter. Still thinking of running? Cant you act like a man and willingly receive punishment after you made a mistake? Its not like I am not going to spank you to death, why are you howling? But to be honest, although I didnt touch him directly when I hit him, his ass is definitely red and swollen, even the absolute territory turned pink. Dont insult the word absolute territory! The holynd in my heart has been tarnished by you! Is this even a mans ass? What is this? Jelly? It actually jiggles along with my strikes!? At first nce, its evident you get zero daily physical exercise. Thats why you dont have an ounce of masculinity! I think even your sisters ass is firmer than yours! Ah, damn, it caused me to have a bad mental association! Speaking of it, Shu Zhe is wearing womens clothes to pretend to be his sister, so if I didnt try to differentiate the person on my knees, I can treat him as the ss leader. Especially since there was also a dressing mirror. Through the mirror, I see a girl who is exceedingly simr to the ss leader. Long hair to the waist, short skirt, ck stockings, ass protruding so I can ravage it. She still dare not cry loudly, only quiet sobs, sometimes she would make futile struggles. Shit, I cant keep making connections with the ss leader! Anymore associations and I am going to pitch a tent! If Shu Zhe feels any reactions on his stomach, he will doubt my sexual orientation! No! I must keep calm and cool, and the results will be the same! Heart like still water, heart like still water, heart like still water, heart like still water, heart like still water, heart like still water, heart like still water, heart like still water, heart like still water, heart like still water, heart like still water, heart like still water, heart like still water!! I feel nothing for cross dressers! I can only me Shu Zhe, he had to dress up as his sister! I me you! See if I dont kill you! I started again with a raging fire. This time, Shu Zhe couldnt endure even if he bit his lips. Ah-ah!! Why are you still hitting! I cant take it anymore, my ass is rotten! Brother Ye Lin brother, spare me! Ahh ah ah ah ah ah ah!! Just as the blood was rushing to my head and Shu Zhe was crying and screaming at the top of his lungs, I suddenly heard thumping soundsing from the door. It turned out a bag of potatoes fell on the ground, there were also a few onions mixed inside, and they rolled on the floor leisurely. The ss leader stood at the door looking at us. The vegetables and fruits in her hands all fell to the ground. She did not even change her shoes, her two legs trembled slightly because of the cold from the depths of her body and it was soon mixed with anger. She already forgot the frequency of normal breathing, her chest undted rapidly, like a precursor to a nuclear reactor explosion. Her lips were slightly open and her eyes were opened as wide as they can be. What are you guys doing?? The ss leader who issued the question, every single strand of her hair was trembling. I...... I opened my mouth, but I didnt know where to start. As soon as I was stunned, Shu Zhe frantically escaped from my knees. Sis, sis... Brother Ye Lin, hes bullying me! Shu Zhe was so weak that he stumbled into his sisters arms. The shock on the ss leaders face was indescribable. When she saw her younger brother dressed as a woman, it was like seeing herself walk over in the mirror. But as soon as they hugged, it gave her a sense of reality, the ss leader quickly regained her senses. The ss leaders hateful eyes shot from over Shu Zhes shoulder and pierced my eyes. You actually did this to my brother!? What? I dont know what the ss leader is referring to. The ss leaders hateful expression was like I was a criminal who had raped a member of her family. How can you, how can you let my brother... let my brother dress like me!? Eh? ss leader, you are getting it mixed up! Obviously, your brother impersonated you on his own ord, it has nothing to do with me! That said, what good is it for me to let Shu Zhe look like you? Wait, there seems to be a bit of a benefit, it would depend on how the other side interprets it. I have always hidden the things her brother has done from the ss leader. In her eyes, her younger brother is a top student, who is loved by all. I, on the other hand, am vulgar and barbaric. I dont know how to repent. A bandit who is spanking her younger brothers ass, of course, she would stand on her brothers side. When this happened, her younger brother wore a wig, dressed in a leather skirt and stockings. He dressed exactly like her, except he was wearing sexy clothes that she would never wear... The ss leader will think that I forced her brother to dress like this! It must have been that I came in and found only Shu Zhe was at home, seeing how simr he looks to his sister, I forced him to dress up as his sister, so I can assault him pretending it was her!T Moreover, I am clearly indicating that I was interested in the ss leader. I also have perverted hobbies, where I want to spank the ss leaders butt. The ss leaders lips started to tremble, she must have thought in her heart: Ye Lin has so much intent of revenge, he wants to spank my ass to dissipate his anger because I scolded him a couple times at school, what a pervert! First, take off this ridiculous outfit! After the ss leaderforted her brother for a while in her arms, she then said in a strict tone. Your clothes are hanging on the balcony. Go to my room and change. Hurry up! To avoid that pervert watching you! Who is watching him! Who is a pervert! ss leader, recently, your ability to wrongly use others is only increasing! Dont only listen to Shu Zhes side of the story, I only had good intentions! Shu Zhe wiped his tears and limped away. I was very anxious to exin, so I stood up from the bed in a hurry. The ss leader took a step back with vignce, but still kept guard at the door like a responsible soldier. Looks like she was afraid that I would catch up with Shu Zhe and continue to do perverted things to her brother. My brother didnt do anything to you, if you have any dissatisfaction why note at me? The ss leader interrogated me while blocking the door, her usual white cheeks were flushed. Listen to me, things are not what you think, I tried desperately. Sit down and calm yourself... The ss leader took a deep breath as if she was insulted. I noticed that Shu Zhes room only had one chair, it was kicked when Shu Zhe and I tossed around. If Shu Sha wanted to sit, she could only sit on the bed. I just hit her brothers ass on the bed, how could she deliver herself to the big bad wolf? Ye Lin, Im warning you, the ss leader said to me very seriously. If I was humiliated, I will never be like some women because I am afraid of how others see me. Criminals will get their punishment! Eh? What does that mean? Do you mean: If I rape you, you will call the police and let me be punished by thew? If I was released in advance because of thew for minors, will you also take out your gun and kill the person who tarnished your innocence! Why do directly rte me to the same level as a rapist? I havent even rubbed one out with your photo! Shu Sha, listen to me... Dont say my name! The ss leader looked at me as if my value was less than the potatoes that fell at her feet. When you hit my brother, did you call my name? Eh? ss leader, your imagination is pretty good? Generally speaking, if I was as perverted as you said, it is indeed possible to that I would spank Shu Zhes ass while cursing Shu Sha, you bitch! You dare scold me at school! See if I dont kill you! or something like that. I adjusted my breath and carefully observed the arrangements in the room, and quickly thought of a way to get out of this situation. I saw the digital camera on top of the bookshelf. Chapter 140 – Material Evidence and a Silver Tongue ss leader, calm down. I persuaded in a gentle tone. Didnt you say that you wanted to be a criminal police officer in the future? Dont you need evidence in order to arrest bad guys? Evidence? Why do I need evidence when I have seen it with my own eyes! You cant say that, I mocked, Look, at most, Shu Zhes words counts as a witness testimony. In terms of evidence, material evidence always trumps witness testimony. When I went to my grandparents house as a child and watched awyer drama on TV, it wasnt all for naught. I said as I reached for the camera on the shelf. Do you recognize this? Shu Zhe used a silver camera to take selfies. The word SONY was clearly printed on the panel below the lens. Isnt it just a digital camera? The ss leader still kept her vignce against me, not allowing me to get close. This is a gift that my parents gave my brother for the May First Holiday. Its much lighter than the original camera we had at home Are you saying its material evidence? I fumbled around on the cameras control panel for a while and quickly figured out the operation method. I was able to disy the photos from storage on the small LCD screen. I really couldnt bear to look. There were around 17 or 18 photos taken today. They were all photos of Shu Zhe dressed in leather skirts and stockings while stroking his hair coquettishly, in order to meet Li ErLengs requirements of revealing skin. Some photos even showed him deliberately unbuttoning the bottom buttons of his shirt to reveal his white waist. As I flipped back, there were photos from yesterday, the day before yesterday, and the furthest went back to May 3rd. You started taking pictures right when your parents went back to Shanghai, it seems like you were itching to get started! Youre really diligent, you even had new works every day! Shu Zhe, are you notfortable without being a trap for even one day! I beckoned to the ss leader: Come over here and see whats on the camera. The ss leader refused toe over. They way she looked at me was as if I would take the opportunity to grab her hands and fling her on the bed. I couldnt do anything else but ce the camera on the floor between us and then take three steps back to show that I had no evil intentions. The ss leader bent down cautiously and picked up the camera. After she saw the first photo, her cheek became the color of Chinese peony. You... actually took photos for memories after doing these acts? You damn Edison Chen! Hey hey hey, that analogy isnt appropriate, your brother is not Cecilia Cheung! Moreover, although Master Chen was fearless, he did not put his hands on shotas! (TN: Linked the scandal if anyone was interested lol) Dont only look at the content, ss leader, take a look at the date. I reminded, There was someone who forced Shu Zhe to take these photos, but it wasnt me, and it didnt start today... calm down first, then Ill answer your questions. Theres no way someone as clever as the ss leader cant find points of doubt. First of all, Shu Zhes womens attire included a wig which couldnt have been brought in my bag. If I have been coercing Shu Zhe for a long time to take these photos, it doesnt make sense for me to be in a hurry and get caught by the ss leader today. After looking at the photos while sweating from her forehead, the ss leader put the camera down, closed her eyes, and took a deep breath. When her eyes opened again, some reason was restored in her obsidian pupils. You said that someone forced Xiao Zhe to take these pictures, who is it? So I clearly expressed Li ErLengs story to the ss leader. However, I did not mention the nude photos that Eunuch Cao had sold. I only said that Li ErLeng worshipped the ss leader and wanted collect some private photos of her life. Shu Zhe wanted to earn some pocket money and he walked down the wrong path. Li ErLeng? Are you talking about Li CunZhuang of ss 2? The ss leadersplexion didnt look very good. Ive never spoken to him before, why does he want my photos? ss leader, youre still too naive. Otaku have never spoken to Sasha Grey, but they can still appreciate her AVs! Dont tell me... its used for... The ss leader covered her mouth and made an action of disgust. At the same time, she stared at me with stern eyes. Since I sent Xiao Qin to obtain photos of the ss leader, does she also suspect that I had those vile goals? Forget it, you have a reason to despise me. Last time, if I got my hands on the photo, I might have given it to Eunuch Cao and it would have be the base of his new PS nude photos. I should have dealt with the nude photo situation much sooner. The ss leader was still skeptical about me. If that was the case, you could have just stopped my brother, why did you hit him? I shook my head and said what I had already prepared: ss leader, when I came to your house today, I didnt know that Shu Zhe would be taking selfies in the house. I was wholeheartedly prepared to help Shu Zhe improve his physical fitness and be a man, then I find him doing this... how can I not be angry? The ss leader hung down her eyes and frowned. It seemed that my words touched her. Her brothers nature was weak and his constitution was terrible, he was always her worry. I followed up with another attack: As for why I spanked him... um, I was afraid that I wouldnt have been able to control my strength, I was afraid I might have broke him. You should know that Ive been involved in the underground and I always make fatal strikes. If I identally killed Shu Zhe, would you spare me? When I said thest sentence, the ss leader looked up a little and seemed to be very surprised by my words. I wont spare you? What can I do to a brother in the criminal underground? I just randomly said that I was involved with the underground and you actually believed it! Being an elder brother at only 14 years old, arent you underestimating the triads? Even if I dropped out of school immediately to join the criminal underworld, I would at most be ackey. I would only do various chores like running errands, being the lookout, or making deliveries. Maybe one day, I would be betrayed by the boss, and sent to rot in prison as a scapegoat! You cant do anything to me, I said, but we have the code of brotherhood in the underground. You have helped me a lot in these past few days. Didnt you help me take care of Xiao Qin? I also ate your cooking at Xiao Qins home... Whats that saying, right, a favor of a meal should be returned with a gushing spring... The ss leader corrected me: Its a grace of a drip of water is returned with a gushing spring. (TN: Basically a small favor should be returned with something bigger) Its the same meaning, you give me a bowl of rice, Ill return a bucket, understand? Who wants your bucket! The ss leader mood was lifted by that. The oppressive atmosphere was suddenly swept away. The smile on the ss leaders face left as quick as it came, she blinked a couple of time. I still cantpletely believe you. Ill call Xiao Zhe over for a cross examination. I made a as you please gesture, indicating that I was not afraid. Sure enough, Shu Zhe did not dare to be rash in front of me. Most of what he said was true. Under my suggestion, he also hid the situation about the PS naked photos. Its easier to be forgiven by his sister if he only took some photos. Shu Zhe, who had taken off his costume and switched to mens clothing, had to talk to us while lying crooked on his bed, but it was better than being dressed as a trap. If he didnt have a bitter face right now, he would look pretty cheerful and handsome, no wonder so many girls like him. It looks like he does not feel hurt at all when he changes girlfriends. When I thought about this, I felt that I was right for hitting him, lets say that I was his retribution. After listening to Shu Zhes confession, the ss leader was silent for a little while. When she spoke again, there was a bit of exhaustion in her voice. Xiao Zhe, do you think I give you too less allowance? Of course, its too less! There are many ssmates that get more than me! Shu Zhe shouted with grievances, but when he saw me staring at him from the side, he didnt utter another word. The ss leader sighed, somehow, her expression made me feel a little sad. So you went to sell your sisters photos because you didnt get enough allowance? Shu Zhe looked at her sisters heartbroken expression and was momentarily speechless. Since youre young, you might not know what those people do with the photos they buy, but they will not do things that make your sister happy... No, the ss leader is underestimating Shu Zhe, your brother has already changed girlfriends multiple times, he should already know. In fact, Im afraid that hes much more experienced and knowledgeable in that area than you! You sold some to Ye Lin too, right? Eh? Shu Zhe and made a confused sound at the same time. A secondter, I realized that the ss leader was referring to a while back, when I got the picture from Eunuch Cao and it waster confiscated by the ss leader. Shu Zhe doesnt know about this. This photo is rted to the PS naked photos. I cant let Shu Zhe divulge any information. So I spoke before Shu Zhe and said: Yes, I bought that photo from Shu Zhe. At the same time, I quickly sent nces to Shu Zhe, letting him understand my intentions. Didnt you sayst time that you picked it up from the ground? the ss leader pointed out. Tsk, how can I have such good luck, do you think no one would pick up a picture of a beautiful girl if it was one the ground? The ss leader turned red. This is for the best, so she wont detect any gaps in my words. Also, the fact that I bought her PS nude photos from the neighboring ss can be buried away in the trash forever. But I dont want to let the ss leader think that she was too special in my eyes. I dont want the ss leader to think that I am interested in her. If Xiao Qin was not there, theres no point carrying out my womanizer n. Well, ss leader, you must know, Im extremely lecherous! I have photo collections of all the beautiful girls in our school. Even the third grade school flower is no exception your photo is just one of the collection. Shu Zhe widened his eyes and looked at me as if I was a monster with seven legs and eight eyes. He couldnt understand why I had to say that. You destroyed a great atmosphere! I guess he would have criticized me like that if he could have? A pick-up master would certainly not understand my Spartan way of thought, and I wont condescend myself to let him understand. But even though I defamed myself, the ss leader still had a red face and didnt speak for a long time. In order to appear not embarrassed, she held her chin to make it seems like she was in deep thought. Hey, you dont have to be that happy because someone praised your beauty! Youre forgetting the matter at hand! Were currently in the middle of Shu Zhes trial! Chapter 141 – The Verdic t After we were finally able to transition the topic back to Shu Zhe, the ss leader proposed her opinions: First, all of Shu Zhes cross dressing photos will bepletely destroyed, regardless if they were printed or not, regardless if it was in a SD card or on theputer. Second, the ss leader promised to increase Shu Zhes allowance by 10%. The condition is that he will not be allowed to sell his sisters private photos, whether its real or not. Third, the wigs and womens clothing (one shirt and two skirts) that Shu Zhe bought will be confiscated and destroyed. Shu Zhe was not satisfied with his sisters proposal. Heined while holding his injured hips: I already received Li ErLengs advance payment. He only wants the photos, he wont take refunds. At least let me finish taking the photos he wants. Its fake anyway, its not like sister will get any disadvantages... I fiercely red at him, then I waved my hand and spoke: I will deal with Li ErLeng, just promise your sister. Shu Zhe reluctantly lowered his head,ter he looked up again and asked: Can you raise my allowance a bit more? How much do you want? I asked him for the ss leader. Well... forget it, if I said the number I want, brother Ye Lin, youll hit me again... The ss leader was somewhat puzzled: Xiao Zhe, why do you need so much allowance? I havent seen you buy much for yourself? Of course not! He spent it all on his girlfriend! He obviously wont tell you about it! Shu Zhe stammered while skipping details, it was because he often attended gatherings with ssmates, going dutch is quite expensive. The ss leader sighed. Then Ill increase your allowance by 30%, but no more. Its no good for children to eat too much fast food. As for the ss leaders intention of destroying the wig and womens clothes, Shu Zhe looked very distressed. Sister, these things cost me a lot of money! Because cheap products will irritate the skin, so I only bought the highest quality! The ss leader said coldly: Why should we keep it? So you can keep cross dressing? If mom and dad saw you, do you know how hurt they would be! Shu Zhe disapproved, I didnt say that I want to keep cross dressing! When he said this, he nced at me with a guilty look. Since brother Ye Lin promised he would take care of Li ErLeng, I have no reason to wear it anymore. I was forced with no other way, Im actually quite embarrassed! In order to prove his innocence, he said: You can throw away the wig if you want, but dont throw away the clothes! Those clothes are more expensive than those sold in shopping malls, you can keep it and wear it! Why should I wear that kind of clothing!? The ss leaders reaction was as if she was insulted. Is a miniskirt not suitable for the ss leader? What about stockings? I couldnt help thinking about this serious problem in my mind. Based on her character, it would indeed be difficult for the conservative ss leader to wear these clothes, but in terms of aesthetics, it is quite suitable! Although Shu Zhe is a bit shorter than his sister, but their body size is almost the same, since Shu Zhe secretly wore his sisters tight fitting sweater, it should be pretty effortless for the ss leader to wear Shu Zhes clothes? Shu Zhe stared down at his nails and said: Sister, your clothes are too unfashionable. With your natural endowments, why do you give the position of prettiest girl in school to others? If you dressed up, more people will like you. When he said that he looked at me, other than protesting the fact I hit his butt earlier, he was suggesting that I should seize the opportunity, so I can give the ss leader a good impression. What, you still havent given up on me bing your sisters boyfriend? Is it because I promised to take care of Li ErLeng, so you feel I still have use? Why, why should I let them like me? The ss leader did not look at me when she spoke, but she moved her gaze to an empty white wall. I wouldnt wear those revealing clothes regardless of how expensive it was! It didnt have a lot of confidence, especially when ites to the word expensive, the ss leaders hardworking and frugal problems havee up again. Sister, thats why I say your thoughts cant keep up with the times! How is it revealing? Even a crop top is not... You dont know, when some female students celebrate their birthday, they dress like a Persian Princess. Behind their translucent dress is three-points... The ss leader was shocked: You actually went to such an vulgar party!? Shu Zhe quickly changed his previous remark: I, I didnt go! I heard it from my ssmates! Also, its not vulgar! They are usually good students, is it wrong to have a change of mood on their birthday? Theres a lot of clothes that if you dont wear when youre young, you wont get that feeling anymore once you get older! No! the ss leader persisted. No matter what you say, Im going to throw away the clothes and wig! Even if you spent a lot of money, I cant keep them to seduce you to do bad things. Lets just say the money was spent on teaching you a lesson! Youre so stubborn. Shu Zhe said, The clothes are quitefortable, right, the stockings, sister, youve never worn stockings before. Dont you want to feel it? I dont want to! Ill throw everything away! The ss leader was flushed red with anger. I could see that the ss leaders desire of not wasting things is fighting fiercely with the desire to put an end to her brothers bad hobbies. At the time, I didnt know what kind of selfish motives I had hidden. I actually joined their argument and stood on the side of Shu Zhe. ss leader, you might as well keep the clothes, dont throw away the wig either. Why? The ss leader looked at me with a strange look, as if I was really expecting that she would wear these clothes one day. Well... I know that you have always felt ashamed of wasting, you would only buy new shoes after your old ones break. It would be a bit cruel to ask you to throw these new clothes in the garbage in fact, you can wash them and sell them on the inte! The ss leader asked suspiciously: There are people who would buy used clothes? I turned my eyes to Shu Zhe, who was frowning while rubbing his ass. If Im not wrong, did you buy these clothes and wig from a cosy store? Shu Zhe nodded. I really like that stores wigs, so I bought the clothes from there too... However, although it is not aplete set, its quality is definitely the best! Thats right, no wonder it felt a little familiar, leaving aside the leather miniskirt that often appears in anime, even the id skirt made an appearance in a certain school anime I saw when I was young. It was a part of the heroines school uniform, but I didnt recognize it because it was not a matching set. Cosy costumes are not the same as ordinary clothing. Even if its second-hand, there will be people who will buy them. I spread some knowledge to the ss leader. Theres a less appropriate example, you know the ce where they take pictures as tourist attractions, the ones that dress you up as the emperor, arent those costumes always reworn by others? After realizing that I was supporting him, Shu Zhe also interjected: Thats right! Wedding dresses are also mostly rented. For special asions, clothing that are only worn once or twice can be sold even if its second-hand! After listening to us, the frugal side of the ss leader clearly had the upper hand. Fine, lets wait a while and see if we can sell it... The ss leaders mood improved a bit because she didnt have to throw valuable things in the trash. Thus, Shu Zhe and I were left in the room to chat (but the door was open) while she went to the kitchen to cook dinner. Brother Ye Lin, youre too ruthless... Shu Zhe whispered to me while holding his ass. Who told you to be disobedient? Your sister might not have the heart to beat you, but I do! I made a typical face of a bad guy. Looking back at the situation, although Shu Zhe got a beating today, but he was generally satisfied with the overall oue. After all, his sister increased his allowance and I promised to help him take care of Li ErLeng. Ye Lin, dont be so angry. In the future, youll have time to win my favor... Your favor? I scoffed, Youre lucky Im not giving you a beating, why do you think I want to win your favor? Shu Zhe was proud of himself and made a dont pretend expression on his face. Im my sisters baby brother. If youre chasing my sister, how can you treat me poorly? Whos chasing your sister! Stop dreaming! Also, it wont be that easy to be my brother! Do you know what a Spartan is? Shu Zhe showed an uninteresting look. Arent they a group of savages who threw people off cliffs? Bastard! Dont attack the three hundred brave warriors! Dont you want to have a full body of tanned muscles? Shu Zhe grinned, as if he heard the most absurd thing in the world. Brother Ye Lin, nowadays girls dont like muscr men anymore. Have you heard of Canadas child star, Justin Bieber? He doesnt have much muscles, but look at how many female fans he has! Hmph, isnt he just a girly boy with a small face, the jb guy? In my eyes, he will never be able topare to Bruce Lee, Jet Li, Stallone, or Schwarzenegger! Despite all that happened today, when the ss leader ced the braised beef and potatoes on the table, I felt that all my exhaustion dissipated into thin air. There was also a vegetable and fruit sd as a side dish. I ate in a frenzy and it was very enjoyable. When Shu Zhe was eating, he put a thick down cushion under his ass. He frowned from time to time, it must have been painful. Should I help you apply some medicine tonight? the ss leader said as she she put some beef in her brothers bowl. Isnt it a little inconvenient to take off his pants and let his sister rub ointment on his ass? I proposed to let me help Shu Zhe apply the medicine, it would also make up for earlier. Shu Zhe did not say anything, the ss leader was first to disagree. You, just focus on eating! Didnt you cause this injury? You promised to help train my brother. As a result, you made it hard for him to go to school tomorrow! I could only speak whileughing: There will be ample time for that in the future. I have tons of opportunities to train himter on. By the way, this beef is delicious, haha! Chapter 142 – The Morning Visitor The ss leader chased me away after the meal. She didnt even let me help her wash the dishes. When I was wearing my shoes, the ss leader had her arms crossed over her chest, and the index finger of her left hand impatiently tapped the inner side of her arm. Will you take the matter of helping Xiao Zhe improve his athletic performance seriously? Of course, I wont disregard anything Ive promised. Because my phrasing was inappropriate, the ss leader knitted her brows. And... how are you nning to solve the issue with Li CunZhuang? When she mentioned her own admirer, the ss leader seemed a bit embarrassed, as if being yearned by others is something shameful. What else can I do? I raised my right fist. Its most convenient to solve it with this! Can you not fight? the ss leader asked anxiously, I dont want you to fight for m... my brother. Well, let me see if I can take the peaceful route. You dont have to worry. Although I said it, I still dont think I can avoid a fight with Li ErLeng. Li ErLeng is stubborn like a mule. Can I even reason with him instead of fighting? The next day, before sunrise, I heard someone knocking at the door. Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock It sounded a bit eager, but it was not particrly rude. I opened my drowsy eyes and nced at the watch at my bedside. Fuck, its only 6:10! Since my home was very close to school, even if I include the time it takes to run a fewps around DongShan Lake, I would have plenty of time even if I get up at 6:30! Who dares disturb my dream this early! It is impossible to hope that Dad will open the door. He came home drunk against night. When he came back, he read the love poems he wrote to mother in college whileughing and crying. Finally, I had to carry the drunken old man to bed. Around this time, he should be tortured by his hangover, even in sleep, he would have a headache. I could only get up from the bed and quickly put on a t-shirt and basketball shorts. When I passed the dressing mirror in front of the bathroom door, I saw a few pieces of eye wax hanging under the corner of my eyes. Although my hair was short, since I always turn during sleep, my hair was messy. This appearance was pretty shitty. However, I dont care, I also dont think its disrespectful. Since you are disturbing people so early, you should be prepared to be shocked by a face without makeup. I looked out through the peephole, but I couldnt see clearly. It seems like it was blocked with something like gum. Which damn brat did this? If I catch him, Ill tie him in front of the TV and force him to watch Lan Mao Tao Qi San Qian Wen 10,000 times! (TN: The show is a cartoon for kids, but its supposed to be educational. An example of the episodes is something like How was the Earth formed? or Where does the winde from?) Its so early, who is it? I asked in a foul mood. Delivery. An unclear voice was transmitted through the door. It was as if the speaker was wearing a very thick mask, I couldnt differentiate if it was a man or a woman. The courier should be a man, right? Our family store has been open for so long, and we have never met a female courier. Since its the courier, I have to open the door and collect the goods, maybe it was a customer returning something and dad didnt tell me cause he was drunk. I scratched my belly and opened the door while I was half awake. Once the door opened a sliver, Xiao Qin barged in. Ye Lin ssmate, good morning o(n_n)o She might have came in hurriedly because she was afraid I might close the door. Leaving aside the fact that she almost got her school skirt caught on the door handle, her huge bag got stuck in the door, making her look like a caught turtle. She couldnt do anything but wave around her limbs. At this time, there were already people going to work or peopleing home from a night shift. I didnt want to let Xiao Qin lose face here, so I had to open the door and let her in. What are you doing at my house? I asked. Because, because I never meet Ye Lin ssmate if I wait for you. So, in order to be able to go to school together, I have to go to Ye Lin ssmatesir! Youre the one who lives in air! Do you think Im a dragon?! Is your bag for carrying my treasures? Dont worry too much about the wording! I think that a creature as powerful as Ye Lin ssmate, is only mighty if they live in air! Xiao Qin spoke while setting down her heavy bag. There seemed to be something else besides her textbooks. Ye Lin, have you had breakfast yet? What! Of course I didnt have breakfast! I havent even woken up yet! Xiao Qin smiled and took out an oversized thermos food container from her bag. The exterior was made of metal and wasparable in size to a small rice cooker. Can you even fit your textbooks in your bag after putting that in it? Are you nning to go to school or go camping? Xiao Qin ced the container on the round table in the living room. She reached to her forehead and wiped her inexistant sweat. Its so tiring! Girls are not suited for carrying heavy loads. In the future, these tasks should be given to my childhood friend, Ye Lin ssmate! What is that? I asked. A bomb? Are you going to blow up 28 Middle? Its not a bomb! Its breakfast! Breakfast! Xiao Qin protested while pouting. Becausest night, I cooked with my mother. As a result, we made too much and theres a lot of chicken leftover... So I might as well bring it over and see if Uncle Ye and Ye Lin ssmate like it... thats all (*^__^*) I thought it was fast food like fried chicken, but when Xiao Qin unscrewed the lid of the thermos, I discovered that it contained a ratherplicated dish: in addition to the strips of chicken, there was also bamboo shoots and sea cucumbers. Whats this dish? I was a bit curious. The old man would only make me chicken stewed with mushrooms. Also, in the end, it would always be stewed until the chicken was as ck as the mushrooms. Oh! Xiao Qin suddenly eximed and hit her palm with her fist. Its such a hard to open container and Im so small, how could I have opened it myself? Its a miracle! Next time, these tasks should be given to Ye Lin ssmate! Stop pretending! You think I wouldnt know yet? You are like a female Tarzan! Let alone a thermos, even if it was the enemys neck, you would be able to twist it open! Whats the name of this dish? I asked again. Well ~(s_t)b... Xiao Qin racked her brains for a few seconds. It seems to be called sea cucumber stewed bamboo chicken! That should be right! You are not even certain of the dish name, its definitely not something you made by yourself! I think Auntie Ren probably cooked the dish while you did some trivial tasks like cutting the garlic! However, it smelled very fragrant, and the color was also very good (The chicken and bamboo shoots were both golden yellow), I wasnt sure how it tasted. The thermos was divided into twoyers. After Xiao Qin put the sea cucumber stewed bamboo chicken on the table, the loweryer revealed the steaming hot white rice. Other than theck of tableware, there was nothing else missing. She really intended to fix our breakfast for me and my father! I felt a bit embarrassed. But you cant praise Xiao Qin too much, or she would lose herself to joy. Thus, I tried to nitpick: The dish is full of soup, shouldnt it be ced on the loweryer to avoid spilling it, then put the rice on the upperyer? Oh, I got it mixed up ~ being criticized by my childhood friend, Ye Lin ssmate, is embarrassing? Xiao Qin stuck out her tongue while lightly tapping her head. Can you stop emphasizing childhood friends? Thats all you say when you open your mouth, are you trying to brainwash me! Umm... Is uncle Ye still not up? Xiao Qin asked shyly. I brought enough for three, can we eat together? Xiao Qin didnt need to mention that, I could see that the thermos was packed to the brim. Not only was it enough for three people, I dont think even think 4 people can finish it? Xiao Qin, are you treating me and my dad as pigs? Do you want to eat at our table that badly? I asked. Of course! Xiao Qin replied without hesitation. My dream is to have a meal with Ye Lin ssmate on the same table! That we can eat together every day! What a terrible dream! Are you satisfied with only eating? Sure enough, you are just a glutton! Hmph, since you brought so much food over, Ill allow you to eat at my house today! I was only going to eat instant noodles this morning, but I acted condescendingly. Thank you! Its still my childhood friend, Ye Lin ssmate, who treats me the best! Xiao Qin, the one who brought over delicious food, seemed like to be the one who was receiving a favor. But you dont have to wait for my dad. He got drunk against night. He wont wake up even if the demolition teames. Lets eat at the table. After Xiao Qin heard, she was initially a bit disappointed, but then she was excited and both her eyes were glistening. I originally wanted to greet uncle Ye who I havent seen for many years... but to be able to enjoy morning alone with Ye Lin ssmate is also an unexpected surprise. Just like the first day when she confessed to me under the tree, Xiao Qin blushed and pressed the tips of her index fingers together. Ye Lin ssmate, can I use your familys tableware? Go for it, how would you eat if you dont use it! Right, I have to wash up first, I havent even brushed my teeth yet! Help me scoop a bowl of rice by the way! Scooping rice!? Xiao Qin repeated my words in a trembling voice. I can help Ye Lin ssmate scoop rice in Ye Lin ssmates home? Why not? I wondered. Its only scooping rice, why are you getting excited! Yes, but this scene is a bit like, a newlywed husband and wife... Xiao Qin held her red face and couldnt speak anymore. I went into the bathroom to wash up while dragging my slippers and harboring feelings of contempt. Chapter 143 – Free Breakfas t After entering the bathroom, I first washed my face to clear my head. Then I remembered that I have not yet urinated this morning and I had to clear my dder. Thus I dropped my pants, aimed my instrument at the toilet, and stood firmly with my feet spread. It might be due to the fact that Xiao Qin was in the living room, I was a bit nervous and couldnt let it out for the time being. Since I brought it up, the lock to the bathroom door broke half a year ago. The main problem was that although it can be locked, the door can be opened by simply applying a bit of force on the door handle from the outside. Since our family doesnt get many guests, and my father and I are the only ones who use the bathroom, we havent bothered looking for someone to fix the lock. Will Xiao Qine in and bother me when Im urinating? Ive already been seen by the ss leaderst time when I was pissing under the bridge. I didnt want to repeat my mistakes and make a new shameful record of myher region being seen by girls. As I was spaced out, I heard someone knocking on the bathroom door. Ye Lin ssmate, can Ie in and wash my hands? Xiao Qin asked innocently. I want to wash my hands with soap before cing the tableware! Wait, wait a minute! I said hurriedly, Im using the bathroom! Come in after Im done! Does it matter~? Although we were separated by door, I can still imagine Xiao Qins grinning appearance, Dont worry so much about the details between childhood friends, anyway, its not like youll get pregnant if I take a look! Where did you learn such disgusting words? Also, even if someone got pregnant, wouldnt it be you! Since the lock was broken, my alertness was raised to the max. Fortunately, Xiao Qin did not know. She held the door handle and turned it halfway. After realizing that I locked the door, she didnt try again. Ye Lin ssmate ssmate really isnt sincere. We clearly said that we were childhood friends... So childhood friends can inspect each others bodies as they please? Ever since you reverted your status to that of childhood friends, you were only peaceful for the first two days, how are you now more unbridled than the time when you imed to be my girlfriend? It may be because she took my father, who was sleeping soundly, into consideration, Xiao Qin did not do anything excessive (such as tearing down the bathroom door and giving me an inspection). She waited earnestly until I left the bathroom to wash her hands, then she ran to the kitchen to grab the tableware ahead of me as if there was major significance in whoever got the tableware first. Xiao Qin sat across from me at the dining table, where the old man usually sits. She ced both hands on her knees while appearing expectant and reserved. Are you sure we dont have to call uncle Ye to eat with us? Xiao Qin asked again. No, I said, holding the porcin bowl that was filled with white rice by Xiao Qin, and shook my head. Dad is sleepy and drunk, hes sleeping like a log right now. Do you hear him snoring? We wont be able to wake him! Xiao Qin replied with oh and quietly waited for me to take the first bite before she moved her chopsticks. Is it delicious? she asked without much confidence. Overall, its pretty good, I guess? Anyway, it is definitely better than me and my dads cooking. As for the school cafeteria... dont even mention the cafeteria. This dish is not even in the same dimension as the cafeteria food. However, after eating the braised beef and potatoes that the ss leader gave mest night, my tastes became a bit more picky. I felt that the heat control for the dish was a bit rushed, also, there was too much sea cucumbers, which kind of overpowered the dish. (*^__^*) Hehe... Ye Lin ssmate, is the sea cucumber delicious? I helped cut the sea cucumbers! Did you cut this much so you can disy good behavior in front of your mother? I can almost imagine the scene where auntie Ren sees a ceiling-high pile of seas cucumbers and she had no choice but to put them all in the pot. By the way, sea cucumbers are reaaaally~ slippery! If you dont grip on to it, it will slip away in an instant! It also looks gross... Dont say anymore, I am currently chewing on a piece of sea cucumber. Can you not make me remember the fact that they are a ck rod-shaped object? However, every time I see a sea cucumber, I think of Ye Lin ssmate~ Dont associate me with sea cucumbers! How am I simr to an invertebrate like the sea cucumber! Can you focus on eating? Dont spend most of your time looking at me! Because, sister Ying Ran once told me that sea cucumbers are beneficial for men, so I wrote it down... Thats why I cut a lot of sea cucumbers yesterday, hoping Ye Lin ssmate can be healthier after eating it! I should have known it was the perverted school doctor that taught you. When its said that its beneficial for men, its referring to the fact that it boosts a mans sex drive! Chen YingRan, youre clearly treating men as a sexual tool to sate your lust! After Auntie Ren saw that Xiao Qin cut way too many sea cucumbers, she probably had no choice but to increase the amount of chicken and bamboo shoots. In the end, she ended up with a huge pot of sea cucumber stewed bamboo chicken... Theres no way the two of them could have finished it! Xiao Qin, you definitely nned this ahead of time! Auntie Ren is already busy enough with filming everyday, then shes still messed around by you! I discovered that Xiao Qin was only eating the chicken and bamboo shoots. Even if she identally took some sea cucumber, she would put it in my bowl. Why arent you eating the sea cucumber? I remember you love eating seafood! Well... I prefer original seafood, like boiled prawns, steamed crabs, theyre all pretty good! Xiao Qin said and unconsciously licked her lips. When its mixed with other things, I dont like it that much... Xiao Qin smiled bitterly. You have a lot of problems! Also, prawns, crabs, sea cucumbers, arent they all pretty expensive ingredients? Are you nning to use expensive ingredients to make up for your cooking? The ss leader can use ordinary ingredients to make delicious meals! Xiao Qin didnt know what I was thinking. She looked at me with a smile and said: Actually, whole boiled sea cucumber is pretty good! Eh? Just boiled, not cut, how do you even eat one? Just put it directly in your mouth! Xiao Qin had the pure smile of a glutton. Once, my mom might have been making stew or something, but she boiled a lot of sea cucumbers. While she wasnt paying attention, I secretly took one to snack on... But when I was reading manga while eating sea cucumber, my mom caught me. She said that the way I eat sea cucumber was unsightly and I wont be allowed to eat it that way in the future! Mom is too unreasonable! I only held the sea cucumber with my mouth because I was turning a page! Im already trying so hard to act like a girl, how can you say my actions are indecent! In the end, its probably because she was against me reading shoujo manga! Xiao Qinined angrily, unable to understand her mistakes. I, on the other hand, immediately thought of an important category in H manga: tentacles. In this category, it is said that all kinds of tentacle monsters (such as octopus aliens) make a scene and use their sticky and disgusting tentacles to y with unfortunate beautiful girls. If the scene of Xiao Qin reading manga with a half eaten sea cucumber in her mouth was seen by a vulgar person (such as Eunuch Cao), wouldnt they frantically visualize a scene with tentacles? Haha, I can finally go to school with Ye Lin ssmate today! After we finished eating breakfast, Xiao Qin picked up her bag in high spirits. I said coldly: Its still early, I have to run around Dongshan Lake. Wher-... where are you going? Xiao Qins face was immediately covered with worry. Im going to Dongshan Lake, I run threeps around theke everyday. I said without thinking it through, andter it was toote to regret that I told her my daily schedule so easily: Will Xiao Qin now run behind me every day? If thats the case, I will lose the rare time I get to reflect on life! Unexpectedly, after she heard the words Dongshan Lake. Xiao Qin turned her head and bit her fingernails nervously. Wh- what a pity! Since theres something scary in Dongshan Lake, I..., Im afraid I cant go with Ye Lin ssmate! Boo hoo hoo~~~~ She was probably sobbing quietly because she was afraid of waking my father. I was surprised that there was something in this world that frightened Xiao Qin. Although Dongshan Lake was not small, theres no way the Loch Ness monster would be inside, right? I usually ate breakfast after I finished my run. I also rarely carried my bag to run. I told Xiao Qin that she could wait here and we could go to school together after I finished my run. Since I ate the meal she brought, it felt wrong to refuse her request of going to school together. But Xiao Qin said that if I was not at home, she would not know how to greet uncle Ye if he woke up. Umm... Ill help you bring your bag to school. Even if Ye Lin ssmate isnt there, I can at least feel a bit relieved with your bag, its the only way... Then, after she finished speaking, she miserably extended her hands, hoping I will let her take my bag. I satisfied her better left undisclosed wish. When we left together, I found white putty (TN: modeling y or sticine) stuck on the peephole. It wasnt gum, but putty? Brats generally wouldnt use putty to block peepholes, right? Also, with such a big piece you can already make a robot cat! (TN: Im assuming hes referring to Doraemon) I turned my suspicious gaze towards Xiao Qin, who was feigning innocence. It was you, right? If I think about it carefully, its definitely you! You first blocked the peephole, covered your mouth and said it was a delivery, so you could trick me in opening the door, right? If I wasnt half asleep, I wouldnt have fallen for your tricks! Xiao Qin hugged my bag, appearing as if she was wrongfully used while shaking her head desperately. It wasnt me! I swear to god! If it was me, Ill marry Ye Lin ssmate as atonement! Who wants to marry you! I was still skeptical just now, but after what you just said, Im 100% sure it was you! Also, you wouldnt be marrying me for atonement, it would be for making me suffer! When we separated on the street, Xiao Qin waved to me with a face full of tears: Please be careful! Make sure toe to school for me! If a stranger passed by, they would think she was sending me off to the front lines. After running a half circle around Dongshan Lake, I spotted kung fu gramps. Gramps was as spirited as usual. He was twirling his long beard that was in front of his chest while watching my running posture. He suddenly said: Xiao Ye Zi,e here and hit me. Eh? Stop wasting time! I said hit me! As hard as you can! Chapter 144 – Using Your Body to Understand I was surprised when I heard that gramps wanted me to hit him. Are you sure? Although you look robust and healthy, the elderly have osteoporosis... Gramps put his fist under his mouth and coughed. Why do you have so many questions? Do you want to learn kung fu from me or not? Huh? Are you teaching me kung fu today? I was a bit overjoyed. Gramps slightly nodded with an impatient expression. So... Gramps, whats the name of the kung fu? Name? Why do you need a name? Its too shabby without a name! If youre not going to tell me your name, at least tell me the name of this school of kung fu! Hmph, meddlesome! the old man replied, then put both his hands behind his back, and said slowly while gazing at the clouds in the sky: This martial art, the ancestors named it Yin Yang Sanshou... (TN: san shou is basically free fighting) Eh? It sounds kind of familiar? I think I heard it mentioned before on some magazine? Was it in cosy Tai Chi? Isnt it just a knock off of taichi? Gramps, you can just call it taichi... After he heard what I said, gramps was furious to the point his beard stood straight up. Tai Chi, Tai Chi! All of you guys only know Tai Chi! Whats so great about those old fogies from Wudang Mountain? Isnt it because they had Zhang SanFeng? It doesnt mean the younger generations will be able to seed him! When he was angry, he stamped his feet and thekeside mud resounded as if it was stone. Hmph, let me tell you, its been said that all literary works are copies of each other. Actually, when ites to martial arts, all the different sects or schools all heavily influence each other! If I had to say it, in Chinese martial arts, theres really only two moves! Eh? This was the first time I heard that saying, isnt Chinese martial arts known for its many schools andplicated techniques? How can there be only two moves? Gramps stuck out two fingers, one is called Hua Jin, the other is called Fa Jin! (TN: Hua Jin kind of means to transform strength, and Fa Jin means to exert strength. It makes senseter on.) I made an expression of being taught and waited for gramps to continue speaking. All martial arts are nothing more than finding a suitable method for their own Hua Jin or Fa Jin. Si Lian Bo Qian Jin[1] is not only used in Taichi, but other martial arts can also use it, theyre just not as good as the Wudang sect at promoting themselves! Also, Si Lian Bo Qian Jin is clearly unscientific! The Wudang sect is bullshitting! If you want to counter the force of 1000 pounds[2], you have to be able to exert at least 800 pounds of force! TV series are all full of it too! Its so misleading when they show strong men getting beat up by children and women! Gramps started to criticize peoples stupidity with a chest full of hate. He also cursed at the 20 or so martial art schools that were a part of the Wudang faction. (TN: When I think old asian man teaching kungfu, only hees to mind. lol) After his anger had slightly dissipated, he said to me with great pride in his own martial arts: The Yin Yang Sanshou that I will teach you, unlike Taichi, doesnt have many flowery moves, theres also no routines. Its entirelyposed of the secret of Hua Jin and Fa Jin. As for how to apply it in actualbat, you must achieve it yourself. Oh... does that mean I can graduate after learning two moves? Two moves? Gramps said while looking down on me, In your dreams! Ill only teach you one move! Ill only teach you Hua Jin, I wont teach you Fa Jin! Why? Do you charge tuition? Isnt this like those fraudulent games where only VIP members can ess the contents? Tuition? Gramps lifted the corners of his mouth and gazed at me with scorn. If you can learn it with money, there will already be enough people lined up in front of you to go around DongShan Lake three times! Let me tell you: Learn it if you want, if you dont want to then leave! Im already making an exception by teaching you Hua Jin! An exception? Yeah gramps started to twirl his beard again. Actually, ording to our ancestors rules, Yin Yang Sanshou cant be passed to outsiders, but Im already so old. Its not like my children arent interested in martial arts, but their legs are too long... Their... legs are too long? I widened my eyes. What does having long legs have to do with learning Yin Yang Sanshou? The old man sized me up again and he looked pleased with himself. The reason why I want to teach you Yin Yang Sanshou is because in addition to seeing your perseverance, its also because your legs are short and suitable for learning this martial arts. Short legs...? So, its not because my body is a good material for practicing martial arts, but because my legs are short? The old man sighed and said: Yin Yang Sanshou specializes in attacks with the upper limbs. Its suitable for people with long arms and short legs... My offspring all have long legs, its a tragedy! How can I endure this when youre telling me its a tragedy their legs are too long when I worry everyday about my short legs! After he brought this to attention, I found that gramps also had long arms and short legs, it was even more pronounced than me! It was almost as bad as Liu Bei, whose hands passed his knees! Well, the power Yin Yang Sanshoues from the earth. The earth is also your greatest support. Just like as the foreigner something medes said, its your fulcrum... (TN: Give me a ce to stand, and I shall move the world) Are you referring to Archimedes? The one who said that if you gave him a fulcrum and long enough lever, he could move the earth? Its not that people with long legs cant learn Yin Yang Sanshou, but if their legs are too long, they will develop a habit of attacking with their legs. Once their body leaves the ground, you lose your fulcrum, which is also the greatest advantage of Yin Yang Sanshou. So, thats why long legs arent beneficial for mastering Yin Yang Sanshou. It sounds reasonable, you also rarely see leg attacks in Taichi. Thats why none of my children have mastered Yin Yang Sanshou, at most they have a bit of superficial knowledge. If this goes on, Yin Yang Sanshou will disappear from JiangHu sooner orter. This technique is condensed from sessive generations of blood and tears. I cant bear to let it be extinct. Its rare toe by such good material for learning Yin Yang Sanshou.... He said as he looked at my legs again. Stop looking! Are my leg really that short? Isnt it just average? When I waspeting with Niu ShiLi yesterday, Ipared the length of our legs and its almost the same! Maybe whenpared with the ss leader or Xiao Qin, my legs are short! That must be the reason why! Hua Jin is mainly used for defense, and Fa Jin is mainly used for offense. Ill only teach you Hua Jin from Yin Yang Sanshou. First of all, it wouldnt vite the ancestors rules. Second of all, I wont teach you Fa Jin because Im afraid young people cant control their strength, and might injure or kill someone. Also, as Ive said previously, dont call me master, its the rule of the ancestors, I cant ept you as a disciple. After stopping for a while, he beckoned me with one arm. Come at me with all your strength. Ill show you Hua Jin. I still felt a little hesitant, but as the face of gramps became more pressing, I could only brace myself and clench my fist. I used 50% of my strength and sent an attack to gramps shoulder. Dont use only 50%! Give me 100%! The old man did not hide or dodge, but only sternly shouted at me. There was a dignifying aura in his voice, different from oppressive aura of Peng TouSi. It was the kind of mystery where you can see the dragon head but not its tail. I couldnt help myself but to stop. Since gramps could even tell what percentage of strength I was using, theres no point pretending in front of a master. I took a deep breath and utilized all of my muscles. I took a huge stride to the front of gramps, a right hook, I want to see how gramps deals with it. AiiiiC!! Gramps released a blood-curdling scream and was punched on the face. He fell head first into DongShan Lake like a broken kite. He caused huge sshes as he hit the water. Sorry, the above was entirely an illusion in my mind. In reality, my fist only scraped gramps shirt, and it was captured by a strange force. Gramps only moved a little to let my fist pass, at the same time he stretched out his left arm and sucked in my attack like a ma. My right arm seemed to be caught by countless invisible spider webs. I deviated from my original direction, lost my bnce and ran into a willow tree behind gramps. Bam, I stopped and saw stars after crashing into the tree. Eh? What happened? Isnt this a superpower instead of martial arts? The old man still had one hand behind his back and he beckoned me with two fingers on his left hand. That meante again. Mypetitive spirit was fired up, I refused to lose. I used all kinds of wild attacks, even unorthodox methods from TV and rushed gramps several times. Without exception, every time I was misdirected by by only one of gramps arms. Enough times that I developed intimate contact with the three nearby willow trees. After I was hit multiple times, I managed to calm down a bit. Not only can he remove my offense, but he can also urately make me hit the tree, at least I didnt fall and break my teeth gramps Hua Jin kung fu is spectacr! My half-assed skills are not match! Inner adoration was born within, I was itching to kneel down on both knees and shout master, teach me. Umm...master... I only said a few words, but gramps looked at me with condemnation. I could only change my words: Gramps, youre amazing, I admit my defeat! I really want to learn, so please teach me! But... I still have to go to school today, can you continue the lesson tomorrow, but lend me the secret scroll first, so I can study it at school? I requested shamelessly, I thought there might also be clues to Fa Jin on the secret scroll. If gramps gives me the secret scroll, doesnt that mean I can learn it? Unexpectedly, gramps put both his hands behind his back and began to lecture me: What secret scroll! If martial arts were passed down by secret scrolls, most of the skills would have be extinct much faster! Martial arts, in the end, is a technique for utilizing your own body. The human body varies from person to person. How can this experience be learned from books? You think that a long essay about life will help you practice martial arts? The saying goes, authenticity with one statement, fake with thousands of books. There has never been any bullshit since the creation of Yin Yang Sanshou! Also, the core of martial arts is training, its about using ** to feel it! Have you felt it after Ive used Hua Jin many times? It wouldnt be wrong to say I felt it, but Im still a bit mystified. My confusion is greater thanprehension. In short, theres no secret scrolls for Yin Yang Sanshou! Come find me at DongShan Lake every morning, run twops less, have a few more spars with me. After a while, you will naturally be able to grasp the mystery of Hua Jin understand? I subconsciously wanted to say your disciple understands, but I was afraid gramps would get mad, so I could only say, I understand. Gramps nodded and let me go to school. On the way to school, I looked at both of my hands that were scraped by the rough bark of the trees. I was not even a bit vexed, but rather filled with joy. Although, no matter what, it felt like Taichi, but as gramps said, Chinese martial arts only has two moves. As long as you master the technique, who cares about the name, whats more important is that it will make me stronger! Yin Yang Sanshou, eh? Does Yin refer to gentleness, and Yang refer to vigor? I happen to have more than enough vigor but not enough gentleness. As for Hua Jin, it would be the so-called soft versus. Unlike my battles before where it was always hard versus hard, even if I won, I would also take a lot of damage... It doesnt seem to fit my Spartan style! This way, wouldnt fights be less fiery andck a mans romance? But then again, in the event Xiao Qin goes berserk, it is better to use the gentle side of Yin Yang Sanshou to subdue her. At least, its better than using Berserk mode to fight where neither of us wins, right? After arriving at the school, whether I was in ss or not, I looked at my right hand in a daze. I recalled the special feeling I felt in my arms when gramps used Hua Jin. When she returned my bag, Xiao Qin was worried when she saw how preupied I was. Ye Lin ssmate, what happened to your hand? In the heat of the moment, I said to Xiao Qin: Come, punch me, dont hold back, hit me as hard as you can! Footnotes [1] My understanding for Si Lian Bo Qian Jin may not be 100% correct, but I believe in this usage its a term/move that originates from Taichi and basically refers to using enemies force against them or something... Where the saying is someone smaller can beat someonerger [2] Chinese people usually use Jin (500g) as measurement, not pounds, but Ill keep it pounds for English readers since its the closest measurement. 1 pound = 0.9 jin Chapter 145 – Experimental Partner Okay! Then let me give Ye Lin ssmate a punch of love! Xiao Qin punched me on the face with all of her strength. I shrieked and smashed through the window on the second floor and fell down on top of the flower garden. Ye Lin, male, 14 years old, died in an everyday fight with his childhood friend. All of the above was only my imagination. In fact, Xiao Qin only said to me with a smile: We have such a good rtionship, why would I hit Ye Lin ssmate? Dont ask why, just hit me, I have this need. Xiao Qin was stunned, Huh? Are you saying that you would feel good after being hit? Of course I wont feel good! Youre talking about masochists! I only want toprehend Hua Jin from Yin Yang Sanshou and I need an opponent! Sorry, I cant hit Ye Lin ssmate... Its a rule between childhood friends. I remember that in shoujo manga, theres only one situation where you can hit your childhood friend. What situation? Xiao Qin shyly lowered her head. Its... its when Im harassed... What? If you lift my skirt, Ill hit you... I have always wanted to imitate the heroines from shoujo manga... While talking, she leaned her hips on my desk, leaned back slightly, making it easy for me to lift her skirt. The school uniform skirt was navy blue, it was apanied by sparse thin white lines that formed checkered squares. The wrinkles on the hem of the skirt were like waves, naturally swaying in the breeze when students passed. Her ivory colored knees were slightly exposed from under the skirt, and her lower legs were tightly closed together. It somewhat formed a beautiful angle, giving a soft feeling. Hey hey, when you said you were going to hit me, you meant a p in the face! After being touched on the ass you would p me with a red face while screaming pervert, but you would actually feel happy inside! Who wants to y a pervert in the ssroom! Even if you dont mind, the ss leader does and she wille looking for me! Not a p in the face, I corrected. A punch on the chest, like a real fight. Thats not good, how can a girl be that violent! Xiao Qin protested as if she has never hit me before. The Little Tyrants iron fist has hit many ces other than my chest! You knocked out a lot of my baby teeth! When I actually need your help, you start pretending youre ady! Isnt it normal to horse around with childhood friends? I said. Its fine if you dont want to use force, just throw a punch at my chest and Ill stop it halfway. Xiao Qin widened her eyes after hearing she might have physical contact with me. Okay fine! Xiao Qin gripped her small, snow white fist. I will y around with my childhood friend, Ye Lin ssmate! Anyway, this is amon plot in manga, horsing around says that we have a good rtionship! Hey! Here Ie! Xiao Qin first gave a warning, and then threw an extremely weak punch. I sighed and didnt use my palm to catch her fist. Instead, I gently passed by the side of her fist, imitating gramps technique, rotation, push, and using a small amount of force to change the angle of attack. Xiao Qin was shocked: Youre practicing Hua Jin? Eh? Shes worthy of being someone from the martial arts world, she saw my methods with only one exchange! However, since gramps said that there were only two moves in Chinese martial arts, its not surprising that Xiao Qin would know about Hua Jin based on her background. Auntie Ren must also have her own unique methods of using Hua Jin and Fa Jin. Of course, my novice level Hua Jin had no control, and Xiao Qins fist still hit my chest. It doesnt hurt at all, the soft blow from Xiao Qin was very subtle. If we used this much strength when we fought as kids, I probably wouldnt bear a grudge against her. We might even thoughtlessly follow each other all day, ying together, eating together, living a shamelessly content life. AhYe Lin ssmate must have been hurt? Xiao Qin only said one sentence about martial arts, then she threw that in the back of her mind and started to act like an ordinary junior high school girl again. Are you okay! Xiao Qin ced both her hands on my chest. Ill help you massage it, does it hurt? How would it hurt! Stop rubbing! Youre just trying to feel the muscles behind my t-shirt! Is there a heroine that would use this opportunity to take advantage of their childhood friend? Seeing the dissatisfied expression on my face, Xiao Qin removed her hands. Ye Lin ssmate is angry! Thats not good! How stingy, you were the one who told me to hit you... then, if it makes you feel any better, you can hit me once! After she finished speaking, she stuck out her chest. Under the sunlight, I could almost see the outline of her pink bar underneath her white shirt. Im not sure if it was one of the bras that she bought together with me. Whos going to hit you! Even if it was a fight between childhood friends, no one would go and hit the girls chest! Im not angry because you hit me, Im angry because you rubbed me. I said coldly. Is that why Ye Lin ssmate is angry? If thats the case, you can rub me too! When she was finished, she used bother her hands to hold down her abdomen to make her unremarkable breasts look bigger. Rub my ass! The ss leader is watching me with vignce! The others are all secretly looking at us! If I rub you now, my ultra-pervert reputation will be a reality! Thus, I ignored Xiao Qin and concentrated on my right hand. It seems like there wasnt enough rotation, also Xiao Qins punch was too light. Its hard to get that feeling when gramps was facing me, if only there was someone stronger... I nced to the right of Xiao Qin, Niu ShiLi was earnestly studying the physics textbook. He quickly realized that I was watching him, he pushed the frame of his sses, and stared back me without showing any signs of weakness. Forget it, I dont have any reason to fight with Niu ShiLi. He still has to help the ss leader handle daily chores, ss 2-3 needs him. During lunch break, I watched a bit of basketball. When Captain Guo SongTao passed or received the ball, I had a slight realization. When the basketballes to you, you cant forcibly receive it, you have to adjust based on its speed. The reasoning is somewhat simr to Hua Jin. He-... Help! I suddenly heard Shu Zhes voice. He was caught by Li ErLeng, who was almost twice his size, near the sandbox where he was practicing triple jumps. He was currently struggling as if his life depended on it.. What? Was Li ErLeng going to honor his threat of sticking Shu Zhes head into the sand and kicking his ass this quickly? Shu Zhes ass was already beaten pretty bad by me yesterday. If you kick his ass now, he will have to get silicone imnts for his butt! Since I promised Shu Zhe to take of this problem for him, I cant just watch from the sides. It could also be considered as helping the ss leader. I strode to the edge of the sandbox and said to Li ErLeng, who was standing in the middle of the sandbox while holding Shu Zhe by his neck: Let my little brother go! Didnt you know that hes under my protection? If theres anything you want to say, take it up with me! Shu Zhe wore a shirt and shorts and he didnt stand straight with his two thin legs. Not sure if it was because he was scared or because his ass still hurts. Brother Ye Lin, youre finally here! I thought you didnt care about me! Li ErLeng he... Halfway through his sentence, Li ErLeng tightened the grip on his neck. He was choked to the point where his eyes rolled back and his sharp tongue stuck out. If it was anyone else, this choked appearance would be unsightly, and other peoples impression of you will drop by 10 points. However, for Shu Zhe, who looks simr to the ss leader, the one who also has cross dressed before, his expression has made me feel inexplicable joy. It wasnt only me, there are also seventeen or eighteen other students watching from the sidelines. Among the crowd were two of the ss leaders secondary loyal dogs. When they saw the ss leaders younger brother in danger, they did not have the courage to pit themselves against Li ErLeng. Instead, they furtively appreciated Shu Zhes miserable appearance. Were they using Shu Zhe to fantasize about the ss leader? Since the ss leader will never roll back her eyes and spit out her tongue, are you admiring the appearance of someone who looks simr to the ss leader? What a disgrace to the loyal dog title! If Niu ShiLi was here, wouldnt he have rushed out and fought to the death with Li ErLeng? I believe he would save the ss leaders brother even if he had to suffer. The... the one called Ye, if you... if you have the guts, then fight me! Li ErLeng roared with his deep voice. Still holding Shu Zhe with his thick arms, his dark ck arms created a clear contrast against Shu Zhes white face. Since Li ErLeng didnt know how to hold back, Shu Zhe had almost lost his consciousness. His eyes werent moving, his tongue was sticking out, and clear saliva was dripping out of the corner of his mouth. On his shorts, there was a small protrusion that wasnt very obvious, but still provoked a discussion with the nearby girls. Fuck, youre ***! Since the brain didnt get enough oxygen, so ***! Although I heard when men are suffocated (such as hanging), their lower bodies will ***, I did not expect to see it with my own eyes! Fortunately, youre wearing mens clothing, otherwise I would have gone blind! I stepped into the sandbox and snarled with assertiveness: Let him go! If you dont let him go in three seconds, Ill hit both of you together! Li ErLeng squinted with his left eye, and suddenly threw Shu Zhe down near his feet. Very... very well, Ill y with you! Once I beat you, Ill be the boss of 21... 21 Middle! Its 28 Middle! At least remember the name of your school! How did you even pass the entrance exam?! Shu Zhes tiny bodyid in the middle of the sand as if he was dead. After a minute or two, he finally coughed and recovered his breath. He lifted his head up from the sand, and there was sand allover his head and hair. It was a pitiful appearance, and it seemed the suffocation earlier also forced out his tears. After they found out that I diverted Li ErLengs attention. The two loyal dogs finally stepped forward to help Shu Zhe, and they brought him into the crowd. Are you okay! Well take you to the infirmary! Right! Well also inform your sister! So, that was their n? They would take credit from the ss leader while Im fighting with Li ErLeng? Well, I dont really care, the ss leader told me it was best I didnt fight, so I would be d if I could keep her in the dark! Shu Zhe was supported by two people, one on each arm. After he felt safe again, he immediately made a small tantrum. Im not going! I want to see brother Ye Lin take care of him! Take me back! I want to see brother Ye Lin knock him down! The two loyal dogs had no choice but to take Shu Zhe back. The number of onlookers has already exceeded 30 people. The nine meter long and four meter wide sandbox has temporarily be a battlefield for me and Li ErLeng. I dont think I would suffer much even if I used force, but today I had other ns in mind. If I get too many injuries, the ss leader would feel apologetic and I dont want her to think that way. Why not use it, lets put the Yin Yang Sanshou that gramps taught me into practice! Wouldnt someone like Li ErLeng, who only knows how to use brute force, be the best training partner for Hua Jin? I put my left hand behind my back, only my right hand was in front of me, imitating the posture of gramps. I beckoned Li ErLeng with one arm. Li ErLeng was infuriated by my posture, his entire face was twitching. He screamed, opened his arms, and charged at me like a giant bear. He created a wave of sand behind his feet after he charged. The bystanders who couldnt dodge in time was covered with sand. I was as calm as water. First, I moved to the side and avoided Li ErLends charge by a few millimeters, then I extended my seemingly weak right arm and struck his shoulder. Chapter 146 – Matador TN: Woot! Released it super early. Enjoy the chapter! My arm that struck Li ErLengs shoulder seemed like it was weak. Thats because when gramps faced my attack, the arm he used for Hua Jin also seemed weak. However I only had the form and not the true essence, so what seemed weak was actually powerless. From the perspective of the spectators, it seems that after I dodged Li ErLengs attack, I humiliated and provoked him. Originally, this was the best opportunity to counterattack. But firstly, Li ErLeng had too much inertia, secondly, he put all his strength in each of his hits. He still rushed forward even after my hand was ced on his shoulder for more than half a second. In a penny, in for a pound! Since I cant use Hua Jin as easy and effortlessly as gramps, I might as well just push him down! At this time, I didnt dare act superior anymore. I took my left hand out from behind my back and faced forwards. I followed along Li ErLengs momentum and used both my hands to give him a fierce push on his shoulder! Li ErLeng couldnt retract his steps in time. He fell into the sandbox with a strange cry while spraying sand everywhere. It was impossible for a stubborn person like him to admit defeat after only one blow. He climbed out of the sandbox in a loud mor, then he turned around and rushed towards me again. It was nothing to write home about, it stillcked methodology, he rushed over and tried to hit me with his shoulders. Although it has been said that when two armies sh, the brave win. But in the case that courage is evenly matched, the victor will be the smart one. I followed the same pattern as before. I dodged Li ErLengs shoulder m in the final moment, then went around him and used his momentum against him. The effect this time was better than thest. Under my assistance, Li ErLeng soared as if he was actually practicing triple jumps in the triple jump sandbox. He fell heavily back into sand, and when his fat face was on the ground, Shu Zhe revealed an expression that showed he had sessfully vented his anger. Was there this big of a difference between Li ErLeng and Ye Lins strength? The spectators started to whisper. Theyve never fought before, I thought it was because they appreciated each other... Thats right, when we read Shui Hu in ss, many people felt that Ye Lin and Li ErLengs rtionship was simr to that of Lin Chong and Lu ZhiShen... (TN: Lin Chong and Lu ZhiShen were sworn brothers, at least ording to Wikipedia haha) Fuck, dont insult Lu ZhiShen! Lu ZhiShen was just straightforward, he wasnt retarded! Although Im a bit happy that peoplepared me to Lin Chong, isnt that a bit too inauspicious! I dont want an (pce) official to fancy my wife, then for me to be wrongly used and sent away as reserves for the army! In the past, there might not have been such a huge difference between me and Li ErLeng. The reason why it was like this now was because I learned some tricks from gramps. No, its not the trick for learning Hua Jin. I didnt have enough martial arts talent that I could grasp the secrets of Hua Jin in only half a day. On the contrary, when I was sparring with gramps, I gained a deeper understanding of the timing for dodging. Li ErLengs attack was even easier to predict than mines, so he became a living target. It was like a bull in front of a matador. It would refuse defeat even when it has more than a dozen fine swords stuck into its body. It would snort white steam from its nostrils, then raise its hooves to prepare for the next attack. He must be wondering why I, who has been widely known for fighting head-to-head, suddenly changed to a nimble fighting style. Although Li ErLengs body was stronger than mine, the scene in front of me was like an adult toying with a child. He fell down eleven times and he also climbed back up eleven times. His anger and ferocity has not lessened even a bit, and my wrists were already a little sore. I used more strength than before when I pushed him down into the sand for the twelfth time. Li ErLengs mouth seemed to have been open and he ate a lot of sand, so he started coughing while kneeling in the sandbox. In the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse of a slightly plump female student among the spectators, who was watching the fight while stuffing potato chips in her mouth. Isnt that Loud Mouth? When did shee? Did the ss leadere with her? I nced around and didnt find any traces of the ss leader for the time being. While Li ErLeng was still coughing, I went beside Loud Mouth and whispered: Dont tell the ss leader about the fight, okay? The people who were originally standing near Loud Mouth spread out, hiding from me as if I was the harbinger of death. Loud Mouth reached into the bag of chips and said whileughing: What? Are you still afraid of the ss leader when youre this strong? I couldnt tell! I could keep quiet, but since there are so many spectators, dont me me when the ss hears about it from someone else! Thats true, I got confused because I was only focused on Hua Jin. Loud Mouth suddenly pointed behind me: Hey! The ck iron tower stood up! Hurry and continue the fight! Im still enjoying the show! I turned around and Li ErLeng really stood up. His face, arms, and clothes were all covered with sand, but he didnt care, and he had no intention of brushing it off. He looked at me stupefied, I had no idea what he was thinking. As time slowly passed by, I started to get goose bumps. Finally he said in low and muffled voice: I... Im not ying with you anymore. Eh? This is how kindergartners talk... Are you trying to act cute even with your appearance? Ive already given up hope on a world where no one tries to act cute all the time! You... you use tricks, I cant touch you. Its boring to y with you, I like someone I can touch... After he finished speaking, he started to look around. Shu Zhe, who was in his line sight, trembled. He broke free from the support of the two loyal dogs and hid in the crowd. I cleared my throat and felt that things shoulde to an end here. What? Do you still want fight over the boss seat? No...No, I wont fight you, I wont mess with you anymore... There was a lot of sand stuffed in Li ErLengs nose, so he had heavy nasal sounds when he spoke. Then, he actually just started to pick his nose in front of 30 or so people. I crossed my arms in front of my chest with satisfaction. In order to deal with Li ErLeng, a silver tongue was useless, only fists brought instant results. Thats good, listen carefully, I pointed towards the crowd and unrted spectators automatically moved away, revealing Shu Zhe, who was holding his lower back while barely able to stand up straight. That person is my younger brother. Ill settle the problem between the two of you, dont hit him anymore! Li ErLeng scratched his head with his hand that was covered with sand. No... no, forget about it. I wont touch him anymore. I wont touch anyone whos rted to you anymore... Thats good, I answered. If you dont bother me, I wont bother you. But if you want to y with me someday, Ill be happy to keep youpany! Li ErLeng waved his hand in a hurry. No... no, Im not ying anymore! Only I fall down, its boring! Then he turned and the crowd separated. He walked away shakily with a bad expression. I actually like ying with him. I felt that if I wanted to practice Hua Jin, he was a suitable opponent for a beginner. But since the problem has been resolved, I had no need to cause more trouble. Anyways, there will be a ton of time in the future, Ill be able to learn it one day. Seeing that the oue has been decided, the crowd gradually dispersed. I cant believe Li ErLeng was actually terrified by Ye Lin! They were having a discussion as if they just finished watching a sports match. Neither of them drew blood, it was boring! This was a person who was afraid that the world wasnt chaotic enough. I thought it was interesting. Didnt it feel a bit like sumo? Sumo? Li ErLengs body is not as fat as Japanese sumo wrestlers though? No, its from the Shui Xu TV series, when Lang Zi Yan Qing fought Li Kui... Yan Qings kung fu was also called Sumo. I heard it only became what it is today that after being spread to Japan... Ive never heard that before... Anyway, no one will challenge boss Ye Lins position in the near future. Loud Mouth threw thest chip into her mouth, then peered into the bag while smacking her lips wishing there was more. Ive finished my chips, youve finished your fight. Im going to take a nap. When she passed by Shu Zhe, she raised her chubby hand and patted Shu Zhes shoulder. Next time, dont do something that will make your sister worry! Ye Lin wont always be there to cover for you! Shu Zhe struggled a bit and shook off Loud Mouths hand. I knew Loud Mouths wrist strength, she didnt use any strength. Otherwise, there was no way Shu Zhe could shake off her hand with his strength. Since there was nothing else to see, the crowd soon dispersed. Because Shu Zhe didnt want to be brought to the infirmary by the two loyal dogs, they left with their tails between their legs. However, there was a long haired girl in a lower grade wearing a white dress who didnt leave. After the crowd disappeared, she walked to Shu Zhe without hesitation. She looked at Shu Zhe with more disdain than pity. Hey, dont scream so miserably the next time you get beat. If others find out that my boyfriend is this useless, they wouldugh at me! Eh? Based on this conversation, she should be Shu Zhes girlfriend! It should be the new girlfriend he found after he dumped Xiao Hua... I think her name was Xiao Li? I heard she spent money like water, she only bought branded clothing, she doesnt enter any restaurants opened by a Chinese person, and she never forgets to express her aristocratic temperament wherever she goes. Truly, a girl who is as vain as Shu Zhe! Moreover, Shu Zhe was almost choked to death by Li ErLeng, but she didnt even show any signs of concern and only considered herself. Whats the point of a girlfriend like this? Is it because she dresses fashionably, and you can show her off to others? That means when Shu Zhe was being beat, she was already nearby! Why didnt she call anyone for help? Sure enough, did you stand on the side and pretend you didnt recognize him because he was too embarrassing? If it was Xiao Hua, even if the opponent was Li ErLeng, she would probably sacrifice herself to save you. I saw Xiao Huas courage under the bridge that day Xiao Hua was the person who cared more about you! Shu Zhe didnt care about Xiao Lis remarks, then he said a few sappy lines and made Xiao Li giggle. Seeing that the headteacher was not nearby, Xiao Li took up Shu Zhe by his arm and nned to send him to the infirmary. When Shu Zhe was thrown into the sand by Li ErLeng, Shu Zhe scraped his left knee and he may need to get it bandaged. Brother Ye Lin, thank you, Ill say a few good words about you to my sister. Shu Zhe thanked me, and his eyes were filled with excitement as if his greatest enemy has received retribution. Hehe, Ive never expected that Li ErLeng bastard would also see this day! Brother Ye Lin, youre too strong! Cover me next time, too! I nodded slightly nomittally, stuck both my hands in my pockets and parted from Shu Zhe. When I passed Shu Zhe, I noticed that Xiao Li was stealing nces at me. Her gaze was clearly eyes of an immature girl who admires the strong. It might be because she realized that I noticed her, she inadvertentlybed her long hair behind her ear to make her appear more mature. Childish! Whats the point of admiring those who are strong at fighting? This is martial arts! Do you know what martial arts is? It is a practice to go beyond your limits! There is a famous saying in Fist of Legend: The easiest way to defeat the opponent is with a gun! The ss leader definitely wont worship me because I defeated the insufferably arrogant, Li ErLeng! She would at most thank me for saving his brother, and then persuade me to stop using violence to solve my problems! Later, I heard that when Shu Zhe was resting on a bed in the infirmary, he was molested by the school doctor. Chapter 147 – The Wicked Conduct in the Infirmary TN: Wow, this chapter is... ummmm... Well, enjoy... Sexual content warning, so skip this chapter if you dont want to read it. Xiao Li was the same as Xiao Hua, she was also Shu Zhes ssmate. After apanying Shu Zhe to the infirmary to bandage his bruise, Shu Zhe said that his ass hurts, so the school doctor let him rest on the bed. Xiao Li returned to the ss to help Shu Zhe ask for some time off. Because Shu Zhe doesnt like to exercise, he rarely gets injured, so this was the first time he came to the infirmary after Chen YingRan took office. Not long after Xiao Li left, an expression of unsatisfied desires appeared on Chen YingRans face, and she began to grope Shu Zhe. A-, auntie, what are you doing? When Chen YingRan touched Shu Zhes small buttocks through his shorts, Shu Zhes face was horrified. A displeased expression swept across Chen YingRans face. Dont call me auntie, Im not that old, call me sister Ying Ran! She said while she started rubbing without restraint. Si-, sister Ying Ran, why are you touching my ass! My ass is swollen, it hurts when you touch it! I know your ass is hurt. Im helping you massage it! Im a medical professional. Dont make thoughtless remarks about my medical treatment. Dont you want to get better soon? Well, of course, I want to get better soon, it hurts when I sit on a chair... Ouch! Does it hurt here? What about here? It hurts there too! Oh, thats not good, it seems like a serious injury take off your shorts and let me check! Shu Zhe had only intended to take off a little, kind of like when you only reveal half of your ass when you get a shot from the doctor. But in the end, with a hard tug from Chen YingRan, his shorts were pulled off along with his underwear. Thus, the only clothing left on Shu Zhes lower body was a pair of socks. He quickly pulled up some nearby bed sheets to cover himself. Sister Ying Ran, you... Chen YingRan grabbed the sheets in Shu Zhes hand and threw it on the ground. Stop dillydallying! Theres nothing to hide in front of a doctor, do you want to get avascr necrosis? Avascr necrosis? Chen YingRans exaggeration terrified Shu Zhe. At first, he was only afraid of the pain, but now, his butt felt even more painful. He could only frown and let Chen YingRan perform an inspection while his lower body was naked. Chen YingRan started to put on an act and moved her hand around his butt. She poked here and there while asking him how he felt. Later, she went along his groin and felt the front portion. Shu Zhe shrieked when his male sex organ was touched. Sister Ying Ran, your hand... you cant touch there! Why cant I touch it? Chen YingRan asked shamelessly. The one who sent you here earlier was your girlfriend, right? Youll let her touch it, but you wont let a doctor touch it? Xiao... Xiao Li never touched me there... I wanted to wait a bit longer... Chen YingRan said with a mischievous smile. Are you waiting until you get older, or do you want this to get longer! (TN: yknow what this refers to) Then she grabbed onto Shu Zhes vital part from behind. Ohhh~~ Helpless moans came from the inner depths of Shu Zhes throat. Its so small, its also smooth without a single hair. If it was me, I would also feel embarrassed to take it out in front of my girlfriend! She pinched harder and harder, Shu Zhe nervouslyid on the bed and did not dare to move, fearing that his little life might be lost. (TN: lower little) Sister Ying Ran, dont pinch... Ah! This wont work! Im going to tell the principal if you keep messing with me! Tsk, you can tell whoever you want. Im only giving you a treatment to see if you injured your prostate. I see you cant differentiate between good or bad intentions! Prostate? What does that do? Hmph, let me tell you, the prostate is an organ unique to men. It is an important organ for your married life! If your ass is this swollen, your prostate might have also been injured! Ah... Is it that serious? Of course! Chen YingRan said as she pulled out a pair of medical gloves from the pocket of her white coat. She skillfully pulled out one glove and put it on her right hand with the help of her teeth. Her left hand was still firmly attached to Shu Zhes vital part. Dont move! Ill give you a finger exam to see if there are any problems with your prostate! Finger exam? Whats a finger exam? Shu Zhe asked with a deathly pale expression as he turned to look at Chen YingRans outstretched right index finger. Chen YingRan did not answer. She dipped her right index finger on some disinfectant that was on the window sill. She then separated Shu Zhes swollen red buttocks with her other fingers, and stuck her index finger into his anus. Ow! Ouch! It hurts! Shu Zhe shouted at the top of his lungs and desperately swung his arms and legs. He couldnt make any effective resistance because he waster restrained with Chen YingRans hands. Dont scream! No one wille and save you even if you scream until you lose your voice! Chen YingRan had a strange aunties expression and greedily licked her lips. The curtains are shut and the doors are locked. I was afraid that the screams of my patients might affect other students studies! Dont il around, finger exams requires a lot of skill. If you cause it to fail, we could only wait and try againter! How does it feel? Chen YingRan inserted her finger into someones anus and still asked him how it felt... It hurts... a lot! Sister Ying Ran, are you still not done? It hurts? Thats not a good sign. Let me inspect it more thoroughly! After she spoke, she stuck her whole finger into the hole with a nasty grin on her face. O~~~~~~~~!! Shu Zhe grabbed tightly onto the bed sheet and his back involuntarily stiffened backwards. Chen YingRans left hand was still ced on the ce where a school doctor should not put their hand. From time to time, she would suddenly clench tighter and it gave Shu Zhe an indescribable tension. Dont scream, this is the mixed Heimlich test. Do you want Xiao Li to find out your sexual ipetence? While deceiving Shu Zhe with unfamiliar medical term, she yed with the underage boy with a joyful look. Seeing that Shu Zhe did not really resist from start to end, Chen YingRan became even more bold. She started to stroke Shu Zhes vital part like she was milking a cow. She slightly pulled out the finger that was performing the anus exam then jabbed it back again. How do you feel? Every once in a while, she would ask how Shu Zhe felt, like a doctor inquiring a patient. It hurts! Stop... ah!! Chen YingRan increased the frequency of both of her hands. Does it only hurt? Are you sure? If you dont feel anything else, thats bad, we might have to perform a surgical operation to treat it! Ah... no, I dont want a surgery! It doesnt only hurt, its also a bit itchy, and a bit numb... Only itchy and numb? Dont you feel veryfortable? Chen YingRan perked up her bright red lips while being pleased with herself. No, no! Its very ufortable! Sister Ying Ran, please stop! Are you done with the exam yet? Ufortable? Youre such a dishonest bad boy! No one has ever said that my techniques were ufortable! Finally, Shu Zhe fell on the white sheets while convulsing. His bare skin was covered with sweat, he still had some strength left to pant but was unable to move. Chen YingRan helped Shu Zhe wear his shorts after she was content (thetter was like a doll for her to y with), then she whistled while heading to the yground for a celebratory smoke. The details of this matter, a small part of it was told to me by Shu Zhe, but most of it was personally confessed by Chen YingRan when I went to the infirmary to question her. She was proud instead of ashamed, and told the story as if it was a heroic deed. Chen YingRan even showed me a small medicine bottle which contained a small amount of milky white fluid. This is the shota juice I collected, soon I will have collected almost a dozen. What do you think? Arent I a sex instructor who loves their job? Which school in China has a sex instructor position! Youre a fucking school doctor! Other than Shu Zhe, how many other kids have you molested! Have my brothers in the basketball team fallen prey to your vicious attacks? Chen YingRan spread, and not an ounce of guilt can be seen on her face. Look, Ive already given sexual guidance to this many shotas, but not a single one told their parents. That means they actually like my treatments. Some people even deliberately hurt themselves so they cane here to experience that miraculous feeling again! Im actually a great person thats helping them relive their stress! I cant agree with her opinion at all, Stop acting pompous! Youre just a pervert! Hehehe Chen YingRan put a delicate finger on the corner of her lips and smiled alluringly. Im a pervert. Im also a shotacon. What are you going to do about it? Now that I mentioned it, Shu Zhe was the cutest shota Ive seen in 28 Middle... If he wasnt that small down there, I would have yed a more grown up game with him. In the end, he was the only one who was pleasured, Im still a bit thirsty... Then she twisted her body and walked towards me. Although your face looks a bit fierce, you could still be considered as another type of cute boy. Last time, when I touched your ass on the subway, it actually felt pretty good... Why dont you spend some time with me? You just have to lock the door behind you, and Ill give you a thorough lesson... After my lessons, you can make your girlfriend happier... She started to unbutton the first three buttons of her white coat, I discovered that she only wore underwear under her white coat! Underneath the dark purple bra, revealed arge portion of herrge E-cup breasts which jiggled as she walked. Before she arrived in front of me, I opened the door in a hurry and escaped without looking back. Chen YingRan, was a person with loose morals. I cant believe Xiao Qin actually regarded her as a knowledgeable teacher and often asked her for guidance. Because youll get viruses if you go on porn sites, I would always go to sister Ying Ran when Im bored. She taught me a lot of new postures...no, I mean a lot of new knowledge! Xiao Qin said something she should not have with an innocent look on her face. It cant be helped, my boyfriend... No, my childhood friend, Ye Lin ssmate, is veryscivious. If I dont know anything, he would abandon me and like someone else! Who are you callingscivious! Youre the one who should stop seeing Chen YingRan! You always use your anemia as an excuse to go to the infirmary to ck off, and you even talk about sensitive topics with sister Ying Ran. If one day, her actionse to light, everyone might think that you were involved in molesting little boys! Chapter 148 – Visitor on a Rainy Day Shu Zhe didnt tell his sister about the fact that he got his shota juice extracted by the school doctor, he probably felt it was too humiliating. The only reason he told me about it was probably since I said that I would protect him at school, so if he was bullied he shoulde to me. However, shameless people were invincible, especially super perverted females like Chen YingRan, I really didnt know how to deal with them. The only thing I could do for Shu Zhe was to go to the infirmary and tell her not to act rampantly in the future. Fortunately, I escaped quickly, otherwise I would have also been extracted by that female pervert. In the end, the ss leader still heard from someone that Shu Zhe was bullied by Li ErLeng and that I fought him. She pursed her lips and thought for a while, she didnt know whether she should thank me first, or chastise me. Ultimately, the part that dotes on her brother won out and she walked towards me during the break, slightly bent down and thanked me. Before I could even savor whether the thanks was bitter or sweet, the ss leader instantly resolutely said, I heard that when you fought with Li CunZhuang, you called yourself the boss of 28 Middle? Its not like I called myself that, thats just what people call me, I just got used to it after a while. You even said that Shu Zhe was your little brother. This way, arent you guys just a hooligan gang? A hooligan gang? Your imagination is amazing! I counted with my fingers, the hooligan gang with me as the head only has three people! Other than me, it was just the two good for nothings, Eunuch Cao and Shu Zhe! These two cant even beat a girl, if I brought them along in territory fights, wouldnt that just be shame y! Ah, taking everything into ount, I can actually include the Five Tiger Punishment Squad, this way we make up the QuanZhen seven our group is pretty strong! When we seven make the Heavenly Big Dipper Formation, itll be all kinds of repulsive dirty and fragile, we wouldnt even need to fight and the other hooligans would piss themselvesughing! Do you think Im Wang Chongyang and I can take on one hundred people by myself! As I thought about it, the ss leader was really fussy. She doesnt understand anything about these kind of things, yet she tries to act like an older sister to lecture me, as if Im on the edge of a cliff and I would fall into the abyss if I wasnt careful. I subconsciously stuck up my legs, and adopted a manner like I didnt care, its been a long time since Ist used this hoodlum mode. Why are you so annoying? Against a brute like Li ErLeng, if you dont use your fists to convince him, do you want to talk to him about the Three Rules of Discipline and Eight Points for Attention? I only called myself Shu Zhes boss only because I didnt want anyone to trouble him anymore! With his strength, he isnt even qualified to be a logistics member, am I going to bring him along with me to fights to cheer me on on the sidelines? You actually nned to take my brother to fight? The ss leaders voice instantly carried a chill with it, and her expression became even more not cute. If it wasnt for Loud Mouth butting in, we might have even started arguing. ss leader, I just noticed today how much your brother looks like you! She was holding a bag of rainbow candies that she was eating and asked if we wanted any. The ss leader didnt go to get any candy, Hes my real brother, why is it strange that he looks like me? The anger that I aroused hasntpletely settled yet. Hmph, if youre not eating, Ill eat! I thrust out my right hand, Loud Mouth also generously poured out arge handful of candies, almost spilling out of my hand. I threw a piece of candy in my mouth, forcefully chewed it and purposely made a loud chewing sound, and then looked at the ss leader. Alright, alright, stop fighting, Ye Lin had good intentions! Loud Mouth was trying to reconcile us, Its better than just being a bystander, right? I heard that when Shu Zhe was choked to the point where his eyes were rolling over, quite a few boys from our ss was just standing on the sides and just enjoying the show! The ss leader looked slightly ufortable, she might have heard about it. They... theyve never seen my brother, its normal that they dont recognize him... Loud Mouth made a loud tsk sound, Yeah right! Even if theyve never seen him before, they could probably guess based on his appearance! I heard from Eunuch Cao that those people were fantasizing about you! What? The ss leader thought she misheard, My brother was getting beat, why are they fantasizing about me? ss leader, you dont get it right? Loud Mouth spoke like she was a wise hermit, Do you think Eunuch Cao is the only dirty pervert in our ss? Actually, most other guyse pretty close! They just dont show it! Like the underwear thief that still hasnt been caught... they can use anything that belongs to a girl to fantasize! Wait. The ss leader raised a hand and made a motion beckoning her to stop, My brother is a male, what are they fantasizing about? Loud Mouth impatiently said, ss leader, youre so slow! How about this! Roll your eyes over and stick out your tongue! Why do I have to make a face like that? The ss leader didnt understand. Loud Mouth nced at me with malicious intention while I was still focused on eating the candy, Hehehe, thats because when some guys see that expression, theyll get very excited... Youre lying, right? The ss leader quickly blinked, Are you saying that when they look at the appearance of Xiao Zhe when he cant breathe, theyre fantasizing about me getting choked? The ss leader trembled, and looked at the groups of males students in the ssroom, especially the loyal dogs that usually help her maintain order. The ss bell rang, the ss leader felt a lingering fear on her neck and then she went to help the teacher to prepare. I couldnt eat any more candy after a couple, I only ate them to anger the ss leader. So after ss started, I gave the rest to Xiao Qin, she was delighted when she received them. Xiao Qin wrapped the candy up in a napkin, hid it behind her book, and ate one at regr intervals. She even smiled at me as she ate them, and ended up being called on by the teacher to answer a question. She immediately feigned anemia, like she was about to faint. The teacher heard that there was a girl that fainted during the g raising ceremony, so the teacher got scared and made her sit down. After Xiao Qin sat down, she made a victory sign and even stuck out her tongue, trying to show her sess. Was the candy that good? I didnt think so. After returning home at night, I saw that my dad was already sober and he was packaging the goods that he was nning to send out tomorrow. Noticing the stainless steel thermos that Xiao Qin left on the dining table, I know what I forgot. Xiao Lin, where did that thermos on the tablee from? Did you buy it? The container is super high ss! He raised his head from among the goods, I didnt have anything to eat when I woke up, so I ate all the sea cucumber chicken inside, was that okay? Its sea cucumber stewed bamboo chicken, not sea cucumber chicken, but its fine. Its such a hot day, if you didnt eat it, it would have gone bad anyway. I had to think about how I should exin where I got this from. Actually... I won this from a student in my ss in a bet, I still have to return this thermos. Oh... he didnt have much of a surprised reaction, Is it a female ssmate? Eh? Dad, when did your sixth sense get so sharp! A normal female ssmate cant even hold such a heavy thermos, right! Xiao Lin, dont mind it, I was just asking. I just thought I heard a girls voice today morning. You misheard! You were dreaming! I already told you to stop drinking so much! Oh... it was a dream! So this ssmate that lost the bet, was a boy? Of course! I haughtily said, but at the same time not knowing what there was to be proud of. Then, that ssmates mom is a great cook! At least a lot better than your dad! Eh? It was actually made by Xiao Qin and Auntie Ren! But since I said it was a male ssmate, you definitely would assume that it was his mom that made it by herself. Actually, if Xiao Qin didnt help out, it might have tasted a lot better! The next days weather wasnt that good, it was windy in the morning, and rainy at night. Even so, I still ran around Dongshan Lake in the morning and practiced Yin Yang Sanshou with the gramps. It was mainly me being thrown around and having intimate contact with various willow trees. Dont treat your own arm as an arm! Gramps reprimanded, Treat it as a spinning top! I didnt understand what an arm and a spinning top had inmon. I thought about it for an entire day, but I didnt reach an answer I was satisfied with. At night, my dad left me some food and went out dressed in a suit. He happily told me that Director Cao was introducing someone to him and it could count as a blind date. Ok, ok, then hurry and go. I urged him, Hurry and find me a stepmom if you can, just so that you wont be dead drunk all the time. Before my dad left, he mysteriously said to me, If it goes well, I might not evene back today! I didnt know whether to cry orugh at his delighted expression youve watched too many adult films! Are they gonna spend the night with you on your first meeting! It better not be Director Cao pitying you and hiring a prostitute! If you were arrested, do you think someone like me can go bail you out! As I was finishing up with the dishes, I suddenly received a call from Ai Mi. Come out and get me! She said carefully like a spy. Get you? Where? I was baffled. Im downstairs,e help me get stuff! Eh? Its not strange you know my address, since the Five Tiger Punishment Squad also goes to Qingzi Academy and you have that much money so you can get any information you need... but you didnt get lost on your way here? You need me to get your stuff, so wheres Peng TouSi? Because it was raining outside, I was kind of worried that Ai Mi would get wet, so I quickly grabbed an umbre and ran downstairs to pick her up. There was a yellow taxi parked on the opposite side, the rain made a pitter patter sound on the top of the car, blending together with the sound of the running engine. Seeing mee out, Ai Mi opened the car door 45 degrees and vigntly looked around. She was wearing a pearl white dress with a dolphin print, the one with an X shape around the neck, there was also someces, but for her this was probably pretty in. She was wearing a pair of red boots, it seems like she came prepared. Seeing that there was no one around, she nimbly ducked underneath my umbre. Youre so slow! You took 57 second! She looked at her phone screen andined. Then pouted towards the red leather case on the car seat. Help me carry the case, manservant! It seems like her injury is healed, I didnt nitpick at how she addressed me. I carried the case in my hand while making sure I didnt get any rain on her. (TN: Thats a good manservant) Her ponytail was slightly wet, along with those weary blue eyes. She was clearly not as lively as usual, instead she was haggard. After I shut the door, the driver didnt say anything and sped off into the rain. Ai Mi sneezed besides me. Hurry and take me in! Otherwise theyll catch up! Who? Whos chasing you? Ai Mi crinkled her nose and stared at me with a very unsatisfied expression. Of course its Peng TouSi and the other bodyguards! It was very difficult to shake them off! It just so happens its raining, so the scent I left on the road has already been washed away! This time Obamas nose will be useless! Hehehehehehe~~~~ Ai Mi trembled iparably pleased with herself, Lets see who can stop me now! The things my mom wouldnt let me do, this time Im going to do them all!!! What do you want to do? Do you have something you have to do at my house? I blurted out. What else could it be? Ai Mis eyes were darting all over the ce, like I had something on me that she thirsted for, my heart thumped being looked at like that. Obviously chips! Chips! Ai Mi shouted, Didnt you sayst time that you kept the Coke and chips I bought at the grocery storest time? This time Im going to enjoy them to my hearts content! Hurry and take me upstairs! That was right, those two big bottles of Coke and six cans of chips were still being kept at home, since they kept for a long time. The rain sounds outside were getting more and more urgent, I was afraid that Ai Mi with her subpar constitution would catch a cold, so I took her into the pitch dark corridor. Why isnt there an elevator! Finding out that she had to follow behind me with her two legs, Ai Miined. Are we still not there yet? Ai Mi was already tired out when we just reached the second floor. The handrail is so dirty! Why is there a bicycle parked here! The whole way she criticized about the characters of themon people and the bureaucratic system of the celestial empire, it made me want to beat her. Because of her strong devotion to chips, she climbed up five levels with great difficulty, she pretty much couldnt speak by the time we got there. Just enough to let me calm down. I inserted the key into the security door, it opened with a click and Ai Mi didnt care if there was anyone inside or not and rushed to jump inside. Ah, this room is so stinky! The stink of men! After I closed the door, Ai Mi was standing on the wooden floor of the living room with her rain boots and pinching her nose while making a disgusted expression. She noticed the air conditioner remote on the small sofa and instantly grabbed it and turned on the venttion feature, after around seven to eight minutes, she finally let go of her hand and took a deep breath. Thats more like it! While she took off her muddy boots, she ordered me, Bring me those chips and Coke, Ill eat them on the sofa! Also, help me turn on the TV! Chapter 149 – Stress Relief The lousy TV ced on top of the drawers in the living room was purchased ten years ago. I havent watched it in a long time. Now, we use it asionally to listen to the news while eating. Ai Mi sat on a small sofa directly facing the drawers. She didnt have to turn her body when she looked at the TV, but because the TV was ced at a higher elevation, she had to tilt her head back to see the TV clearly. What a small and old TV. Ai Mi said, You can get a better one from a dump site in the US. It was currently 19:20, and all the TV channels were ying news broadcasts. News broadcasts arent that interesting. I took out tworge 2.5L bottles of Pepsi and six cans of chips from my room, then ced them on the small dining table in the living room. Ai Mis eyes sparkled when she saw the table filled with junk food. It doesnt matter whats ying on TV! The important thing is that the TV is on, so that it fits with the atmosphere of eating chips! Give me some chips, quickly! Pepsi too! Ai Mi sat cross-legged on the small sofa that can only amodate one person. Under her pearl white dress was a pair of knee socks with pink and white stripes. The soles of her feet faced each other, and one of her hands was ced on top of her feet. Her posture did not have the elegance of a celebrity, but it had its own adorable aspects. If only her character was a little more cute. I found the disposable paper cup for the guests, poured 3/4 cups of c into Ai Mis hand, and also opened a can of chips. Ai Mi snatched the chips out of my hands as if she was afraid I would eat her share. The background music of the news broadcast started to y Deng Deng Deng Deng Deng Deng Deng , the male host, who was wearing a suit, said: Its time for international news. Ai Mi was so excited that her entire body trembled. Her two ponytails also shook along like a wave, even the sofa under her body started to vibrate. She reached into the can and took out a chip with two fingers. She delivered the chip to her brightly colored lip gloss lips with a serious expression. She stopped for a second, as if she was enjoying the alluring smell of the chip. Then she suddenly opened her mouth and snapped the chip in half fiercely like a cobra emitting arge crunch sound. The female host of the news broadcast started to announce like she was reading a script word for word: ...the US special forces are currently training Syrian opposition militants in Jordan... Ai Mi shed tears of excitement and happiness. Of course, it is not because her country trained militants, but because after 12 years, she finally got to taste the junk food created by her country, the oily and high-sodium chip. Then she drank the c in the cup in one gulp. After putting down the cup, she became despondent for a short time, like a drug addict whos on a trip after smoking weed. Her breathing became more and more rapid. The flying dolphins printed on her dress also seemed to be breathing along with her. Is it really that delicious? I sat on the folding chair next to the dining table, forming a scalene triangle with the TV and the sofa. You cant tell if I was watching the boring news broadcast, or enjoying Ai Mis eating appearance. Ai Mi didnt answer my question. The speed she removed chips from the can became faster and faster. The number of pieces thrown into her mouth also increased. She crunched the chips inrge mouthfuls and chip crumbs were stuck all over her lips and fingers, a lot of it also fell on the sofa and her socks. I want more! The speed that the blue-eyed American girl used to eat chips probably cant be beat even by hungry North Korean refugees. Slow down, no ones going to take it. I handed over another brand of chips. You really wont try to take it? Ai Mi held the can of chips in her arms and looked at me skeptically. Of course not, I dont have a strict mother like you... To avoid suspicion, I didnt even drink C. I used a bottle of mineral water from the refrigerator to quench my thirst. Ai Mis tone of voice was filled with envy: Hmph, its so great you dont have anyone who bosses you around! She wiped her mouth that was covered with chip crumbs and her lip gloss was smudged by the back of her hand. It made her look moreical now, she was no longer a morous Barbie, but felt closer to a normal person. Her chip eating speed began to slow down and she asionally chatted with me. Why does the Celestial Empire always report news about Americans? Ah, these are BBQ chips... I said jokingly: Because the United States is the peak of human civilization, were broadcasting their sessful experiences! Ai Mi half closed her eyes in doubt then quickly opened them wide again. Liar! Why does the news make Americans seem like tyrants, like Nazis! You guys dont have any good intentions! You probably want to fight for being number one in the world, one day youll invade our country! Ah, chip crumbs pierced my gums, it hurts! Looking at Ai Mis greedy appearance when she was eating chips, I thought that even if the Peoples Liberation Army invaded North America one day, as long as you give Ai Mi chips, she would throw the hate between country to the side, and eat happily first. By the way, how did you get rid of your bodyguards? I changed the subject. The manservant doesnt have to worry about that, serving me is enough! Ai Mis so-called serving is just that when her cup is empty, I would help her fill it with c. The speed at which she ate and drank dropped significantly. How is it? Are you sick of it? It actually doesnt taste that good. Nonsense! I wont be tired even if I eat it all! Im just a bit full! Also, just the thought of holding something that my mother has forbidden, even if I dont eat it, makes me feel very happy! Very high! What she said may have been true. Ai Mi, who had smeared lip gloss and a body covered with chip crumbs,pletely disregarded her celebrity status, she seems to be much happier than usual. She had a smile on the corners of her mouth and her face was flushed red as if she got drunk off c. Hahaha, Im eating chips! I also have a stomach full of c! Mom, just wait and watch on the other side of the Pacific Ocean! Come and fly over if you want! Youre probably too busy with work and cant leave, right? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ai Mi raised her paper cup andughed loudly in the direction she believed to be the United States. Then she put another chip into her mouth and ate it very slowly. I think her taste buds were exhausted. God knows if she actually really likes chips, or she simply wanted to rebel against her mother. Gradually, she stopped watching TV, but instead slowly chewed chips while staring at me. That expression, it was like it was going to extract drugs like heroin from my body. I was stared at until the hairs on my arm stood up, fortunately the phone on the table started to ring. I didnt pick it up immediately. Instead, I got up and went into my dads study room. After I closed the door, I answered the phone. Hello? I thought it was a phone call rted to our online store business. I didnt expect to hear Peng TouSis voice. Lin, is Miss Ai Mi at your ce? Yeah, shes here. Anyway, she already had her fill of c and chips. Even if she was picked up by Peng TouSi, she wouldnt have lost out on anything. Peng TouSi was silent for a while, there was only an irritating sound of electric static. Lin, if its convenient for you, help us take care of Miss Ai Mi for one night. Eh? Would you be fine with that? If Ai Mis mother knows that she spent time alone with a man, she would not hesitate to fire all of the bodyguards! Lin, Miss Ai Mi has been under a lot of stress recently. She recently had a big argument with her mother during a video call and filming is not going smoothly either. I think if she can release some stress at your ce, it would be good for her health. It sounds like Peng TouSi deliberately rxed his vignce, so that Ai Mi had an opportunity to escape ande here! Okay, Ill treat it as learning from Lei Feng and doing good deeds. I promised, But Ill only take care of this little girl for one night, you better pick her up immediately tomorrow morning. Peng TouSi agreed, then said: Lin, although in my opinion, youre a hard toe by good man... Dont use the word man! You can just say person! Can you not make me get goosebumps all over my body! ...But Im still a little worried. I suspect that besides than wanting to eat junk food, Miss Ai Mi may want to do something else at your ce. Ah? What else would she want to do? She might do anything forbidden by her mother. For example? Peng TouSi coughed a little, Lin, did you know? Miss Ai Mi is still a virgin. Eh? Is a 12-year-old girl being a virgin something that needs to be dered in the United States? Americans are soscivious! Lin, you must have observed a womans chest before on the streets, right? Even with clothes on, a man can estimate the size of a womans chest... Peng TouSi, you changed the topic so fast! I dont even understand what youre trying to say! Since Im gay, I dont observe women, I only observe men. I would always subconsciously stare at a mans groin and estimate their size... Fuck! Dont tell me something that disgusting! Whats your ability? Looking at penis through clothes? Use that skill on your kind of people! Dont use it on a resolute heterosexual like me! Lin, Ive met you many times. Although you wore pants every time, but with my eyesight, I can still estimate your approximate size. Unless you stuffed socks in your underwear to increase your self-confidence. I dont have that kind of habit! Putting socks in their underwear is probably something Xiao Qin would do before when she pretended to be a boy! So I came to the conclusion: your size isnt a good fit for Miss Ai Mi, its twopletely different models. If Miss Ai Mi does it with you for her first time, she is likely to bleed non-stop and it might even endanger her life! Was that what you were worrying about? No way, right? How rebellious would Ai Mi have to be to use something like that to retaliate against her mother? Shes still a brat that stinks of her mothers breast milk. In China, a twelve year old is only a sixth grader. Are you worried that a elementary school student would take the initiative and push me down? Peng TouSis tone was still very serious. Because Miss Ai Mi has always believed that we are her mothers aplices, she doesnt trust us. Instead, she feels more rxed with you, someone she only meets asionally. Although she doesnt express it, but I know that she trusts you very much, I dont want you to betray her trust. Having said that, he basically means: take care of Ai Mi, but dont sleep with her. It seems that Peng TouSi is a helpless father who is giving instructions to his daughters boyfriend. Then Peng TouSi said something impressive again. Lin, two bodyguards, 004 and 005, are already outside your door. Ill tell them to stand guard for one night, if they hear anything suspicious, they will immediately break down the door... Please do not intentionally make any sounds that would cause a misunderstanding. They are already at my door? Isnt this clearly a set-up! Also, do these bodyguards, apart from Peng TouSi, not even have a name? What is 004 and 005? What is their rtionship with 007! Also, Dad didnt say that he definitely wouldnte home tonight. If he came home and saw two burly chaps standing guard in front of the door, what would he think? Lin, as for your father, if he returns tonight, 004 and 005 will help him arrange amodation. Please dont worry, put all your attention on helping Miss Ai Mi relieve her stress. Before hanging up the phone, he emphasized again: Dont have a physical rtionship with Miss Ai Mi, youll take her life! I know, I know! Dont say something so embarrassing so loudly! Im not a lolicon failure like Director Cao, why would I put my hands on a little girl? In my eyes, Ai Mi is just a brat! After leaving the study, the volume of the TV was still loud. Looking at the back of the sofa, I didnt know if Ai Mi was still enjoying the chips. I wanted to urinate badly, so I went in front of the washroom and reached for the door. We do not have frosted ss for our washroom door, only a mirror is installed on it, so I could not see if the light was on. I reached out and turned the handle, but the door did not open. As I have said before, the lock on the washroom door was faulty, it would always malfunction. Thus I didnt really mind it, I turned the handle with more strength and the door opened with a click. Then, I immediately saw a petite blond girl on the toilet, who seemed to be getting up after she finished urinating. In order not to dirty her dress, Ai Mi rolled up the skirt to her belly and pulled her underwear down to her ankles. Basically, the middle portion of her body was an empty castle with no fortifications. Her fair white skin almost blinded me. Seeing that I suddenly broke in, she looked shocked and subconsciously clenched her two legs together. Then she grabbed one of the slippers that was under her feet. You perverted manservant! You even have to peep at your master using the toilet!? You were also probably listening to the sound from outside. Im guessing you even recorded it and youre nning to sell it online! Youre really a pervert, just like the stalkers! Chapter 150 – Equivalent Exchange The slippers Ai Mi threw hit my arm powerlessly, it was significantly worse than the ss leaders ckboard eraser throwing ability. Only one slipper remained on her foot. She felt that the bathroom tiles in our house was dirty, so she didnt want to directly touch the ground with her socks. As a result, she couldnt stand up and she couldnt pull up her underwear. When ordinary girlse across this situation, they would always try to cover themselves with a red face and they would also want to find a space to crawl into. But, Ai Mi only lowered the hem of her dress a little. She had no intention of telling me to close the door. Instead, she raised her head and looked straight at me. The smudged lip gloss chip crumbs that were on her mouth had been washed away. Now her face looked even more delicate and cute, with a bit of childishness and a bit of seriousness, she waited for me to lower my head and admit my mistake. One theory states that the reason women are ashamed when they are seen naked is because they dont believe they have a perfect body and it feels like they are losing face. But as for Ai Mi, she didnt have a single blemish on her body, she would believe her body is something to be prideful, even if it is seen by others, it would not be humiliating. Perverted manservant, have you seen enough? Ai Mi held the hem of her skirt in one hand and asked me with half-closed eyes, as if I answered I didnt see enough, she would lift up her skirt again. It wasnt intentional. I was embarrassed and wanted to close the bathroom door. Dont close the door! Bring me my slipper! Ai Mi sat on the toilet and stretched out her left foot without slippers, indicating that she couldnt stand up without slippers. I picked up the slipper, avoided my gaze, bent over and put the slippers under Ai Mis feet. She snorted and put her feet that was wearing the striped socks into the slipper. Then without warning, she stood up directly in front of me. The dress fluttered up and down because of inertia, which made me see the fine porcin white skin of her legs and more. After Ai Mi stood up from the toilet, she crossed her arms in front of her chest and looked angry. Her underwear was still hung around her ankles. Manservant! In order topensate for your crimes,e over and help me put on my underwear! What are you talking about! Are you a kindergartner! You cant even wear your underwear, but you act as an idol for others? What? A mere manservant dares to disobey the masters order? Do you think everyone is fortunate enough to be in a situation like this? If I ask those stalkers to do it, they would be extremely d! Stop dreaming! Those lolicons would not help you put on your underwear! What they want to do is take off your underwear! Hey! If you dont do it, Ill yell youre molesting me and let your neighbors hear! Ai Mi immediately made a face like she was preparing to scream. Dont, dont shout! I am not afraid of the neighbors, but bodyguards 004 and 005 are standing guard outside the door! If they hear you shout, they will use TNT to blow down my door, then rush in and gun me down! In desperation, I bent down and grabbed the panties around Ai Mis ankles with both my hands, and slowly lifted them up along Ai Mis legs. The quality of the underwear was also very good. The soft cotton fabric also carried Ai Mis body warmth. I tried not to touch Ai Mis skin. In order to reduce stimtion, I simply closed my eyes. How vulgar! Dont I look like a disgusting pervert with my hands on a girls underwear! Why does my hand feel so warm? Im not touching her skin though? Is there that much hot air trapped under a skirt? Or is Ai Mi a bit nervous, so her body temperature has risen? When I raised it to the top, Ai Mi shrieked. It made me tremble because I was afraid I would hear an explosion from the door. Fortunately, the scream was not excessively loud. She probably felt that I used too much strength and put on her underwear too tight. I let go of the hands that were holding on to the underwear. The stic band made a crisp snap sound as it hit Ai Mis waist. Idiot! You cant even do something this simple! How are you going to take care of me at night if youre this useless! Hey, hey, are you really nning to spend the night here? Wouldnt Peng TouSi and the others get worried? I dont care! Peng TouSi is my mothers dog. Other than Peng TouSi, all the other bodyguards are only in it for the money. Why should I care about their feelings? After Ai Mi washed her hands, she walked out of the bathroom fuming. She sat back on the sofa and picked up the can of chips. When she sat back on the sofa, she sent her slippers flying with a kick. Ah... my feet are so tired... Filming is so annoying. Ai Mi kicked her legs back and forth in boredom. Against the contrast of her striped knee socks, her lower leg looked very long and the curves were very beautiful. Manservant,e over here and massage my feet! Dont get conceited! Who wants to rub your feet! I only let you rest in my house out of sympathy for your stress! I cant believe youre actually treating me like a ve! Ai Mi put half a piece chip in her mouth and started to chew slowly. Your sofa is so small, you wont be able to sit with me it would be better for you to kneel in front of me and rub my feet! How shameless! Men arent supposed to kneel that easily, dont go overboard with your demands! Why are making that scowling face? Didnt you realize that it would be a great angle? Angle? What angle? The angle of happiness! You should be able to see my underwear easily from that angle! She slightly separated the two legs that were below her skirt, seemingly tempting me. You rub my feet, Ill let you see my underwear, isnt that fair? Dont say that with a calm face! How is that an equivalent exchange? Tsk, servants always wants this or that, Im already used to it. Ai Mi posed as if she was already experienced in the ways of the world. Mom has told me that for a child loved by god like me, if someone tries to get near me its because they either want my money or my body ? you dont like money, so you must like my body, right? After suddenly being questioned by Ai Mi, I couldnt really give an answer. I asked myself since I didnt really covet Ai Mis body or her money. Why should I amodate her and put up with her bad temper? Seeing that I didnt, Ai Mi thought that she hit the nail on the head. Hmph, its not shameful to admit you like my body! Only a homo like Peng TouSi wouldnt like it! She giggled and smiled, but there was a deep loneliness hiding in her blue eyes. Ive said before that I will give you benefits here and there... When she said that her eyes suddenly became alert, Hey! Was the call you just received from my mother. Did she try to buy you? Youre on guard against your mother to the point of being neurotic! Since my familys adult toy shop doesnt do business to the United States, we dont have a line for international calls, your mother cant call us even if she wanted to! After hearing it was a call from a customer of our online store, Ai Mi felt more relieved. Dont betray me! She stressed. Afterward, she might have felt sleepy. She clenched her two hands into fists and stretched her body with her fists above her head. Thismon action looked as graceful as a dance when done by her. Forget it, theres nothing good to watch on TV. You might as well carry me to the bed and then rub my feet! Ai Mi pointed her finger at the slippers that she had kicked away. I dont want to wear slippers. Your slippers are too big! Not good, Peng TouSis fears may not be unreasonable. Ai Mis performance today is stranger than usual, she always wants to make physical contact with me. Are c and chips not enough to satisfy you? You finally got the chance to be not monitored by the bodyguards (self-believed), so you want to go crazy? Its only 8 oclock in the evening. After careful consideration, I cautiously said, Since youre already tired of chips, its not toote to head back, while the rain isnt that bad... No! Ai Mi screamed. I have to spend the night outside! My room must be bugged! I hate being monitored! Anyway, I wont go back, I wont go back, I wont go back!!! I thought this time 004 and 005 will definitely rush in, but the main entrance security door still did not move. Was Peng TouSi trying to trick me? But he has no reason to? Maybe, the bodyguards put a monitor on Ai Mis personal belongings, so they can hear our detailed conversation outside... My gaze fell on Ai Mis little red leather suitcase. What are you looking at? Ai Mi, who had just finished her tantrum, said with a pout. Thats filled with toiletries and a change of clothes. Ive already prepared, Im definitely spending the night outside! Fine, Ill amodate you once more. It cant be helped since youre under stress. I sighed. You can sleep in the big room. Ill clean it up for you, the double bed should be enough for you to toss and turn. Thats more like it! Ai Mi, who was satisfied with the answer, happily put her hands behind her hair, while swaying back and forth on the sofa. I cant sleep alone if I suddenly change where I sleep. She said while swaying back and forth, You shoulde and attend to me at night. Chapter 151 – Adult Goods Night attendance!? Who do you think you are? An empress calling for her male attendants? How can you easily say those lines without being embarrassed. Your world view is not even in the same dimension as mines! Ai Mi tilted her head and looked at me with a strange look. What? You dont understand? Its ssical Chinese that I just learned, I want you to stand by my side and protect my sleep! Are you not willing to? Who taught you that ssical Chinese! Even the PE teacher wont teach you something that abnormal! So, you were asking me to stand guard at your bedside? There should be a limit to your orders! I still have to go to school tomorrow! I kicked the slippers on the floor back to Ai Mi. She had to be more self-reliant, she should go wherever she wanted to go with her own efforts and not depend on someone else to carry her there. Ai Mi pouted while wearing her slippers. She headed towards my bedroom with her ponytail shaking behind her head. She opened my bedroom door without even asking. Then she turned on the light and curiously inspected the furnishings in my room. Needless to say, huge movie posters of Fist of Fury and First Blood takes up your entire view. Other than an ordinary single bed, there was also a variety of easily obtainable fitness products. Hey, can you learn some manners?! I dont want others to know my hobbies and secrets, especially you! I cant believe you still watch Stallones films, are you an old man? Ai Mi patrolled my room like a guard, and the sandbag that was hung in the middle of the room peaked her interest. Huh? This thing seems fun... Her eyes were ignited with the me of curiosity. She mimicked a boxer and picked up her fists. Then she forcefully punched the sandbag while shouting Die, bastard!. It hurts! Ai Mi held her injured right hand that was deflected by the sandbag. The padded canvas sandbag did not budge, seeminglyughing at Ai Mis weakness and stupidity. You wont be able to move it. I said from behind. Nonsense! Ill hit it again! Ai Mi started topete with the inanimate sandbag. After throwing several punches and kicks, she grabbed onto the sandbag with both her arms like a swing with a lot of pent up force! It seems she actually seeded. The sandbag swayed backwards slightly as if it had been shaken by Ai Mi. Ha ha ha ha ha, look! Behold my might! Ai Mi smiled very proudly with both hands on her hips. Ahh!! The sandbag quickly rebounded and smacked Ai Mis face. Ow ow ow ow ow! Ai Mi held her bruised nose and kneeled down on the floor. Unfortunately, the ce she chose to kneel was extremely inappropriate. The sandbags that swung like a pendulum quickly swayed back again, hitting the back of Ai Mis head. She fell down on the floor in a daze. Iughed. Ai Mi was pretty dumb, she did not have a speck of athleticism. She stayed sprawled on the ground for 4 or 5 seconds. When I was going to help her up, she jumped up in a single breath with a look of anger and humiliation. You dare hurt me! I sentence you to death! She shouted at the sandbag, Ill execute your family! Ill wipe out your descendants! She raised one foot and nned to kick it again. But after thinking about it, she put her foot down, perhaps she was afraid of the rebound. Manservant, Im buying this sandbag! she said seriously. Ah? What are you buying it for? Im buying it so Peng TouSi and the bodyguards can give it a beating to help me vent my anger! Ai Mi looked at the sandbags as if her vengeance will soon be fulfilled. Im not selling it! I have to use it every day! I dont want to switch to a new one after Im already used to this one! I refused. You use it every day? Ai Mi looked at me suspiciously, then she looked at the sandbag. That means you hit it every day? After thinking for a moment, Ai Mi continued: I guess that also works since youre considered as my manservant. You can punish it in my stead! You havent hit it yet today, right? Hit it now! I want to watch you hit it! Ai Mi stamped her feet. Every night after dinner, I would punch the sandbag a couple hundred times. It felt good working up a swat, and I always felt it was more fulfilling than writing homework. I had no reason to notplete one of my daily tasks. Ai Mi could watch from the sides if she wanted. I took off my T-shirt and revealed the tight ck vest that was underneath. It felt pretty good to tighten my muscles and it also filled me up with fighting spirit. Ai Mi consciously moved away because she does not want to be hit by the sandbag again. She stood in the corner while cheering for me. I lowered my shoulders and slightly bent my knees. I delivered a punch with a woosh! The sandbag was sent flying and it almost hit the ceiling. I added a left hook against the momentum of the sandbag as it was falling back down and sent it spinning. The chain rubbed together to create a metallic sh sound that sounded beautiful to my ears. Three hitbo! I would definitely be sent to juvie if I used this move on someones abdomen. I dont know why, but the I hit the sandbag with much more proficiency than usual. It seems as if I was actually teaching a lesson to the bad guy who bullied Ai Mi. It might have been because I was too fierce and I used too much force, so sweat already started to form on my arms and shoulders after thirty or so hits. Thus I stood up and stabilized the swaying sandbag. I decided to end the training early today. Ai Mi stood with her hands separated for a while, as if she wanted to apud, but forgot because she was fascinated. You stink! Ai Mi said unexpectedly after a while. Huh? Ai Mi covered her small nose. I only told you to punish the sandbag, who told you to sweat! Now the whole room stinks even more of men! Go take a shower! She said while she put both her hands on my back and pushed me out of the room. Although she didnt have much strength, it was still ticklish. Make sure you wash yourself clean! she said. Although Peng TouSi doesnt have a great appearance, he still pays a lot of attention to personal hygiene. You cant fall behind as my manservant! No shit! Hes a homo and hes number 0! Who would want him if he doesnt pay attention to hygiene! Not only does he bathe often, he probably also sprays himself with cologne! In the end, I asked Ai Mi to sit still and eat chips while watching TV. I went to the bathroom to shower after she promised she wouldnt wander and look through the house. After I came out wearing a T-shirt and shorts, I found that the TV was still on, but Ai Mi was gone. I went looking for her in my room in anger, it was empty. My dads study room was also empty. A strange buzzing sound came from the door of the big bedroom. I opened the door of the big bedroom with a bad premonition. I have said before that the big bedroom used to be my parents bedroom. Ever since my dads life was ruined, no one sleeps there. Half of the room was used to store goods. Goods for the Happy Love Shop. More than two hundred boxes of adult goods. Because Dad just sent away an order for a customer, there were several open boxesying around. Now these boxes have beenpletely rummaged through. Many unsightly men and women self-pleas** tools were scattered on the floor. Clearly, this was not the work of my dad. The vibrating sound was still really loud. I turned with despair towards Ai Mi, who wasying down on the big bed. She was leaned back against the pillow and was in afortable position that was halfway between sitting up and lying down. A pink love egg was vibrating fiercely between her fingers. It was brand new, but she installed two batteries so she could figure out how to use it. She held the vibrating egg in one hand and the controller in the other hand. Both hands were held in front of the eyes while she read the instructions on the back of the controller. Damn, you cant y with that! How could I forget that this room was filled with shameful stuff like this! I should have covered it up beforehand! After she saw mee in with an expression like it was the end of the world, she was unconcerned. She first smirked and then said: So, the manservants family does this kind of business! I pretty much got the gistst time when I heard you say Happy Love Store on the phone, but it was as I expected! The expression on her face was even more pleased than Sherlock Holmes after he solved a hundred cases. You, cant y with that thing! Put it down! Blood rushed to my face and I shouted at Ai Mi. Why cant I y with it? Ai Mi snorted. I saw this in my mothers drawer, it was under the drawer of where she keeps her gun. I took it and used it to y with the cat, but she scolded me and as punishment I had to y two hours more of piano! Her face darkened after reminiscing about her past. Isnt it just an adult toy? Whats so good about it! I could y with anything you guys y with! She said, then she put the vibrating egg on her chest. Dont put it there! Did you finally figure out the correct way to use it after studying the instructions? How would my dad feel if he found out a minor was using our stores product to *** herself on his wedding bed! I strode forward and snatched the egg away in an instant. Ai Mis expression immediately changed to that of a Queen who was offended by a soldier. Who told you take it away? I was just starting to feel good! Good feeling? Americans sure are open! You dont even have a tiny bit of modesty! Did youe to my home just to pursue pleasure? It feels a bit numb... Ai Mi pondered about the pleasant feeling, she suddenly blushed, but in my opinion, most of it was due to excitement, not embarrassment. So thats how you use it! Ai Mi jumped up and tried to take back the love egg in my hand. Give it to me! ying with this is one of my childhood dreams! It is one of the one hundred things I must do before I die! Its not like youre my mothers henchman, dont worry about me! I angrily turned off the love egg and also removed the batteries and threw them on the floor. I told you to watch TV and not wander around! How can I sell this now that you opened the packaging! I put on an expression of me. You could sell it to me! Ai Mi smiled and stretched out her fingers and did one sweep around the room. Ill take all of these boxes! Ill tell Peng TouSi to move them back tomorrow and Ill y with them one by one! Screw your y! Other than female toys, there are also mens toys, gay mens toys, lesbian toys, fetish toys... Are you trying to create some kind of sex party by buying all of them! Are you suffering from sex addiction like the other American celebrities at such a young age! You...youre not sleeping in the big room! Youll sleep in my room, Im going to sleep here! Stingy! Ai Mi snorted and jumped off the double bed. When she passed by, I saw that she had another unopened love egg in her hand. She carefully hid it in her hand and made a futile attempt to sneak it past me. I pped the back of her hand and she opened her hands with a shriek. The love egg that was in a stic container dropped to the ground. You shouldnt use these things! I reprimanded her, but it looks like she did not repent, so I felt that I should change my approach. Uh, Ai Mi, actually, these adult toys are only used by failures, theyre not for sessful people like you. Huh? Ai Mi never really heard my approach before. Are you saying my mother punished me because I identally saw her toys that are only used by failures? Pretty much! I said, In short, you cant touch these things again, or you will be infected with the smell of a failure! Ai Mi smelled her hand with worry. After confirming that there was no scent of a failure, she raised her head in relief. Then what toys do sessful people y with? she asked suddenly. Ah? I was not prepared. Sessful people, sessful people... Ai Mi knitted her brows and thought for a long time, finally she happily put both hands together after making a realization. Ha ha ha ha ha ha Im a genius! Sessful people dont need toys that mimic the human body, sessful people y with real people! She licked her lips ravenously. The gaze she used to look at me was simr to the gaze she used to look at chips in the supermarket, or when she looked at the love egg. Chapter 152 – Breeding Season I anxiously brought Ai Mi into my room and I even changed the bedding for her. She was unhappy and she started to list out the negatives of the room. Other than saying the room was small, she also said the decor was uncouth. She even wanted to tear off Stallones The First Blood poster because she said looking at the bitter uncles expression would give her nightmares. I made the same bitter expression as Stallone and told her it was non-negotiable. A mans room should be filled with manly posters. I cleaned up most of the adult goods that were in disarray on the floor of the big bedroom. Fortunately, Ai Mi didnt tear open a lot of products, so the remaining products can still be sold. I have never slept on the double bed of the big bedroom because I always felt the bed exuded a strange aura. This was living proof of my fathers broken marriage, my mothers betrayal of love, and it always reminded me of the fickle nature of women. However, I had no choice but to sleep here tonight. I hope I can get a peaceful sleep without nightmares. Ai Mi, this brat. After she took a shower, she walked around the living room naked and ordered me to dress her. You have hands! Wear it yourself! I yelled at her from behind the door of the big bedroom. She only put on a red and white nightgown with reluctance after realizing I wouldnte out by any means. Her bare shoulders and bare feet, arge amount of exposed skin, god knows which lolicon designer made this nightgown! The clothes that Ai Mi took off were thrown all over the floor. Her white dress, her knee socks, and even her bras and underwear were no exception. She had no intention to conceal herself in front of me. These original clothes, especially the underwear, a lolicon like director Cao will definitely buy it at a high price. Even the panty thief, whos still active to this day, would be interested. Also, those American stalkers... so many perverts are after your clothing, is it fine if you take it off so casually at my house!? Ai Mi stood next to the socket for the TV, picked up hair dryer, and started to roughly blow her wet hair. She yawned while blow drying, its easy to get sleepy at her age. It might be an illusion, but it seems Ai Mi became more mature after showering. What brought about this change? Did she grow taller? Impossible. Did she use a different lip gloss? That doesnt seem to be the case... Oh! Its because she changed her hairstyle! In order to wash her hair, she had to loosen her pony tail. Now her blond hair hung down naturally, which makes her look one or two years older. From the side or back, it wouldnt be strange if she was mistaken for Xiao Qins ssmate. But I looked at her from the front, I saw her big blue eyes that upied almost 1/2 of her face, her mischievous little nose, and her pale pink lips that seems like it would break into a smile immediately after she found something funny. You will understand that she is still an immature loli, its just that she temporarily changed her hairstyle and wants to hide herself in the middle of adults. The hairbands that were originally used to hold her ponytails, each with red candy ball-like decorations, were now worn on her wrists, and it looked quite cure. Shortly after she entered my room, I heard the sound of her pulling a heavy box. Why cant you behave yourself for a while! Wait, is she looking through the boxes under my bed? One of those boxes contains 20 photos of Xiao Qin! It took me a while for me to seal them with tape! Dont release the seal and put them back into the world where they will cause more harm! I rushed through the door and saw Ai Mi squatting on the floor. In front of her was an old cardboard box that she pulled halfway out from under the bed. I looked at her from over her shoulder, but fortunately, it was not a photo of Xiao Qin or H manga, but a box filled with fighting tools like batons and brass knuckles. All of them were gifts from the previous boss of 28 Middle when he graduated. Manservant, why do you use such primitive tools! Ai Mi easily dismissed the collection of the previous boss. If you have any hard-to-handle enemies, I can get Peng TouSi to get you a gun! You are the enemy of socialism! I dont even use these ruthless weapon, what would I do with a gun? Would I use it to fight against the ss leaders shotgun? Stop joking around! I have no skills in shooting, I wouldnt even be able to switch off the safety. Also, a shotgun and a handgun are onpletely different levels, the ss leader could shoot first and kill me! Stop fooling around, hurry and sleep! I said to her anxiously. Youve already seen that I dont have anything good under my bed. I said as I kicked the cardboard box filled with weapons back under the bed. Ai Mi did not stop me, it was obvious she was not interested in those items. Ai Mi made a face at me, then sat down on the bed and kicked off her slippers. I cant sleep, tell me a bedtime story! Well, how about the book The US imperialists are paper tigers? What is that? Is it a book simr to Hitlers Mein Kampf? Hmph! If you dont want to tell me a story, just sing a luby! Sheid on the bed showing off her two white porcin-like legs, as if she was afraid I wouldnt notice it, she changed her position frequently. Because it was raining outside and the venttion function of the air-conditioner was turned on by Ai Mi, so the room temperature wasnt that high. Her nightgown obviously doesnt keep her warm, but she was ignoring the towels beside her. Im tone deaf! Also, havent you released your own record? Cant you y your own songs on your phone? I hate listening to my own songs! Its all crap written by song writers hired by my mother! Songs like Rainbow Soap Bubbles, Carefree Childhood, etc... childhood my ass! I would get scolded for neglecting my duty if I blew a single bubble. My childhood was a hell filled advanced education and temperament training! Hmph, those idiotic fans cheering with their light sticks... One day Ill curse at the audience and let them know my true thoughts! Ai Mi made sigh of relief and blew back a loft of hair that was in front of her forehead. If you cant sing, then just show me a trick. I dont know any tricks. Ai Mi waved her hand impatiently. Any trick is fine! Anyway, since youre my manservant, I dont really have any high hopes for you. No means no! I was almost at the limit of trying to endure with Ai Mis unreasonable remarks. ...You can show me how you rub one out. What!?What are you saying even though you are a minor? Even the ss leader gets coy when she says that word, but you can say it as if you were saying Hello or Goodbye! Ai Mi nced at me arrogantly. Hey, whats the big deal? Dont boys your age often rub one out in their rooms? I have known for a while that men are no different from male dogs. Just like the dog Im raising, Obama, when its breeding season, not even my slippers escapes from his grasps Right, Peng TouSis left leg is his fixed partner. Although youre only a manservant, you can still just barely be considered a man. Come and show off your lust to your owner! Who is a male dog! Also, who wants to watch that act for entertainment! I heard that you have the image of a pure girl in the states. If fans heard you saying such a vulgar thing, wouldnt they cry tears of blood? Seeing that I havent responded for a long time, Ai Mi scornfully said: Since youre this shy, are you still a virgin? Dont act like youre so great! Arent you also a virgin? When did this identity begin to be despised by others! In ancient China, the urine of a virgin boy under 12 years old can be used as medicine! I can sell medicine by simply drinking water, can you do that? Seeing as I tacitly approved, Ai Mi smiled happily on the bed. What a useless manservant! Or are you all like this due to poor education from the Celestial Empire? Hey, hey, you can insult me, but you cant insult my country! I looked serious. You had the honor of receiving the glorious and correct American education, so why are you also a virgin? Who, who said that Im a virgin! Ai Mis face suddenly turned crimson, she stammered and replied, I, Ive had a lot of experience! She pretended to count her fingers calmly. Once, twice... No, its too much to count. I was counting the number of people. I often do it with 3 people... No, 5 people at once! A virgin like you is nothing in my eyes! Stop bluffing. You think I would believe that your mom would let you sleep around when she didnt even let you drink c? You know youre doing something dangerous by trying to tempt me, right? Although I dont have any experience with this kind of thing, the experienced Peng TouSi told me: If I didnt hold back and did it with you, you would die from blood loss! Would that count as murder or would it be suicide! If that appeared on the news, it may intensify the rtionship between China and the United States! Didnt American soldiers rape and kill a lot of underage girls in Okinawa? If I cant hold back tonight, you would learn the feelings of the Okinawan citizens tomorrow! Chapter 153 – Thunder and Lightning After all, children will always be children. After Ai Mi talked a while, her eyes gradually began to close. Although the bedding was changed, the pillow was still the same buckwheat pillow. The one in the middle of the bed was used by me as a hug pillow. There are some psychological studies that say a person who sleeps with a hug pillow is insecure. I personally feel that this argument is somewhat reasonable, but its embarrassing how I cant change this habit. When I was going to take the pillow away, Ai Mi rolled over and grabbed onto the pillow with her arms and legs. I dont want to y violin anymore... She wrinkled her brows while talking in her sleep. She clenched the pillow tighter as if it was Winnie the Pooh that she usually uses to go to sleep. The pitter patter sound of rain from outside was not irritating, but instead, it was rather calming. Ai Mis brow gradually rxed. She pressed the hug pillow against her stomach. Her chin was pressed against the upper part of the pillow, and her knees pressed against the lower part of the pillow. Her sleeping position was kind of like a kitten. In an instant, it seems as if the air inside the house became lighter because of Ai Mi. Im not sure how Bruce Lee and Stallone would feel guarding a little girls sleep. I gently ced a nket over Ai Mi, then closed the light and walked out quietly. Good night, little fellow. I said quietly in my mind. Ai Mi s look while sleeping reminds me of a pet I had when I was a child. After she fell asleep, she was also beautiful, so innocent, and exhausted. If they dont want money, then they must want your body? Do you refuse to believe in a third possibility? Anyone who tries to get near you must have ulterior motives. How did you even survive your childhood? I have an AVmentator as a dad, but I was still able to make some friends on the basketball team. I always feel that the third possibility still exists. There will always be people who wont care about your wealth or your appearance. Even your name might not be important to him. He cares about you, cherishes you, he just wants to see you happy and doesnt want to see you sad. Of course, the traits I listed above generally appear between an owner and his pet, or congenial friends, or extremely close rtives. As for the rtionship between men and women, I seriously doubt the authenticity of a rtionship built from attraction towards each others bodies or having a lot of money. I couldnt get used to sleeping on the double bed of the big bedroom. I involuntarily started to think about the proposition of life. My life should have began this bed. ording to what my father said once when he was drunk, my mother became pregnant with me on this bed. At that time, I was only a fertilized egg. I am lying here again after I have grown this tall and strong. There is a strange dizzying sense of the cycle of life and a fault in time. My life began on this bed, but where will it end? It began to rain even harder outside. I didnt close the curtains. I stared at the raindrops falling from the sky with open eyes. This kind of pouring rain reminds me of the first time where I met and fought the boss of 28 Middle. It was also raining that day. I was holding a ck umbre and standing outside the school walls. I was in a daze staring at a kitten who was hiding under the eavestrough. Everyone was anxious to go home because it was raining, so they all walked very fast. A short male student holding a yellow translucent umbre couldnt see the road because the rain covered his sses. He identally bumped into my back and fell backwards. When he fell, he screamed and scared away the kitten. Thats when I recovered my senses and offered my hand to the featherweight ssmate. I didnt expect that after he wiped his sses and saw my face, he would immediately scream: Dont, dont hit me! It was an ident! Yes, my expression was already very fierce in my first year. Due to my height, it didnt look like we were in the same grade. At this moment, a third year holding a ck umbre appeared. He was not very tall, but his chest was wide and his limbs were sturdy. His tanned skin made it seem like he was born in Hawaii. His eyes protruded outwards a bit but it was full of strength. Later, I found out he was publicly known as the boss of 28 Middle. What he loved doing was to maintain school order and punish evil. I thought it was pretty dumb. As for the school bosses Ive seen before, it was good enough as long as they dont demand protection fees or bully others. But he actually thinks he is a security guard and is obliged to maintainw and order. I suspect that when he was a child, he grew up watching Ultraman Tiga, so he decided to be a messenger of justice and wants to get involved whenever he sees anything unfair. He saw the disparity in size between me and the boy on the ground. The boy was also begging for mercy, so he thought I was bullying my junior. So he shouted: Dont bully your juniors! There are two things I hate the most. The first is being bullied, and the second is being wrongly used. Now you are using me of bullying someone, thats equivalent to doing those two things I hate simultaneously. We started to fight without exchanging many words. We exchanged blows in the pouring rain, each punch and kick carried an arc of rain. His body was sturdy and he had more experience. As someone who was only recently determined to seed, I was not his opponent. But I didnt admit defeat. I have already been bullied enough by the Little Tyrant. Other than the Little Tyrant, I wont stand being bullied anymore! Thats why I fought an abnormally long fight. I climbed back up from the muddy ground several times while holding my gut. In order to maintain my dignity, I actually prepared to die in that seemingly meaningless battle. I finally grazed his forehead and made him bleed a little, then fell to the ground gasping for air. At this time, the thin boy told him the truth. He thought something was off so he asked me, who was lying on the ground, why didnt I exin myself and why was I so desperate. I didnt say anything, I just stared nkly at the two ck umbres that had rolled away in the wind and rain. I dont know why, but he started to train me because he made a candidate for the next boss of 28 Middle. There wasnt really any advantage in following him, so he didnt have many underlings. Even if you included me, he only had three. I didnt really respect him much. I didnt even remember his full name. I only remember that he had a gang in his name and people called him Bro Gang. Both friends and enemies would make jokes with this name. For example, there was a group of small gangsters that said to Gang Ge: Huh? You just cut it off? Why are you stilling out after you cut it off! Go home and practice Kui Hua Bao Dian! (TN: Martial art for eunuchs) Both sidesughed, then Bro Gang took his followers and gave the other side a beating. I often only appear next to them, but I didnt fight. Bro Gang always said I was young, he brought me to see the world and see what sinister tricks the other side will use. Then, when Ie out myself, I wont fall for these tricks. But the opponents always considered me as a part of Bro Gangs group. In their eyes, I was a part of the fight at the construction site, I was also a part of the negotiation behind Shuang Xi restaurant... Since I never fought, they thought I was the weakest one, so they ambushed me when I was alone. Now that I think about it, those people turned into experience points for my level up! The next day, I went to school with a swollen face and Bro Gang asked what happened. I told him that three people surrounded me, two were beaten by me, but thest one escaped. So Bro Gang immediately organized a group of people to avenge me, we repeated this again and again in a vicious circle, and finally my notoriety spread like wildfire. Most of the rumors about me brawling or joining the triads appeared at that time. I wasnt able to make a friend in the ss, but I didnt care, as long as no one dares to bully me. All the way until Bro Gang and his followers graduated, our rtionship wasnt that close. One of the reasons was because he always called me Xiao Ye Zi. Another reason was even more ridiculous. When Bro Gang took us out for barbecue, he would drink beer with his followers, but he only let me drink c. Why cant I drink beer? I stubbornly grabbed onto the bottle of beer in front of Bro Gang. Gang brother held the bottle firmly with one hand and prevented me from taking it away. He said to me in the same way he would speak to a younger brother: Its easy to make a mistake after drinking and its not good for your body. Youre different from us since youre smarter, maybe you might make it big in the future. At the time, I was dissatisfied with his words. I thought that they looked down on me because I was younger than them. Later, after they graduated. I dont know why my heart felt empty, but the box of weapons that Bro Gang gave me was quite full. I havent seen them since then. I heard that they were admitted to an irregr high school. They still drink and fight every day, not really doing anything good. A sh of lightning suddenly appeared outside the window, followed by an earth-shattering boom of thunder. The rumbling thunder continued for a long time, the frequent raindrops were caught by the northwest wind, smashing violently against the window. What a violent stormy night! My heart was like wild horse raising its hooves and galloping towards the sky covered with lightning. I really want to see the scenery above the clouds. Will you not feel lonely anymore after you reach there? Click, I heard the door of the big bedroom open. I found Ai Mi standing in the doorway with teary eyes. She was bare footed, and the nket in her arms had reached the ground. Theres thunder outside! Her lips trembled a lot. Such big thunder, will there be a tornado!? There wont be a tornado! Thats something unique to the United States! Dont you know that men and women should keep their distance? Go back to your own room! I warned sternly. Ai Mi not only did not listen to me, but walked over to me. Dont, dont chase me back! Her blue eyes shed with fear. Let me sleep on your side! Just stay with me. You dont have to do anything! I... am a little bit... towards thunder... Ai Mis two feet could barely support a small weight. She cautiously climbed onto the bed before I was able to refuse. Even if I didnt touch her directly, I could feel Ai Mis trembles from the mattress. It seems that shes really afraid of thunder! Shespletely different than Xiao Qin who wanted to attack me at night, is Ai Mi really only asking for help? I looked at her face and saw that she closed her eyes tightly. It was almost as if she wanted to bite down on the nket with her teeth and curl up her body like dried shrimp. I didnt chase her away because I became softhearted after looking at her. I also gave her one of the two pillows that was on the bed. This is bad, Ive lost the hug pillow that I took out. If she behaves, it doesnt matter if she sleeps next to me. Ill just pretend a kitten or puppy is sleeping next to me. The sound of the rain increased, and the lightning and thunder were endless. Even I cant sleep. No, the main reason is because the hug pillow is gone. If I dont have a hug pillow, it takes an extra hour or two longer to fall asleep. Although it is not impossible to go to the neighboring room to get a pillow, but wouldnt it be embarrassing if Ai Mi knows that I cant live without a hug pillow? After thinking and hesitating for a while, I suddenly felt a smooth hand touch me. Chapter 154 – The Illusion Outside the Window I only wore a pair of briefs, with nothing else on my body. When Ai Mi climbed into the bed, I pulled a thin nket to cover below the waist to prevent her from seeing something that should not be seen. What were her intentions by touching my bare back? What do you want? I asked alertly, but Ai Mi did not answer. It seems that she fell asleep again. She groped my back because she wanted to hug onto something to give her a peace of mind. Dont hug me! The bed you were sleeping on clearly had two pillows! If you want a hug pillow, then go and get it! I dont even know what to hug! Not only did she put her hand under my ribs, near my abdominal area, but she brought her legs up too. She caught on to my muscly right leg like a snake wrapping around a tree. Perhaps the contact of our skin brought her warmth, so she started tough in her sleep and she had a sweet smile. Sweet smile my ass! You might be warm, but I think your legs are freezing cold! It feels like the jade that Dad brought back from Yunnan its sucking away my body temperature? Its like a vampire sucking body temperature instead of blood. If you do this, I wont be able to fall asleep! Also, I cant move in this position! Ill squish you if I flip to my left, if I flip to the right you might wake up because there is something missing in your arms. You dont want to let me sleep tonight, right? Uh... Foolish humans... Sleep talking again! What kind of scene are you dreaming of? Do you think you a monster destroying Tokyo? Beware of Ultraman! Hehe... Out of batteries? She smiled proudly in her dreams and I didnt know what it meant. Suddenly, her entire body tightened as if she was hit in her dreams. She increased the strength she was using to hold onto me. More importantly, her upper body was pressed up closer against me. I could feel her developing chest rubbing against my back with her nightgown. What is this fucking feeling!? Full of sticity, although small in size, its still plump and firm do all Americans mature so early? Stop rubbing back and forth while sleep talking! I know that you have the upper hand in your dreams. Youre probably holding onto your enemy and choking him to death right now! ...But youre definitely not wearing a thin cloth in your dreams! Your two points are already burning from the friction! Also, your hand! It was just on my abdomen, why is it moving towards my navel! Are you really asleep or are you pretending? Dont you know that this will lead to extremely serious consequences? If this goes on... Pu! Ahhh!! Please dont misunderstand, the above voice was only a part of my imagination, specifically because: Ai Mi stuck her sharp and slender index finger into my belly button. My manly belly button! Is your finger an eel? Does it want to crawl into every hole it sees?! Was it not enough to simply poke with your finger, now youre picking around inside! Is the eel looking for food? I just took a shower and its very clean, theres nothing for you to eat! Eh? She suddenly poked in deeper! I tummy since I exercise and my belly button is very small! Are you trying to poke my intestines? Although Ive been avoiding physical contact with Ai Mis body, I had to raise my right hand and move Ai Mis eel finger away from my belly button. Ai Mi started mumbling in her sleep because her desires werent fulfilled. Her handzily changed directions and itnded on my briefs. My manly briefs! Are you trying to go against the natural order? Did you touch it? You definitely touched it just now, right? That feeling of instant numbness in your brain... Im not mistaken! And you still havent moved your hand! You even scratched twice? Do you think you are scratching yourself or something? Your sleeping posture is terrible! Is there such a big difference just because you dont have Winnie the Pooh? No, not good! Ai Mis maturing chest is pressed against my back, and now her hand is near my nuclear weapon. Plus the fragrance of a young girl... My nuclear weapon guidance stand is going to stand up! Its going to be destroyed! My life will be shrouded in a nuclear winter! Although I can still resist and not attack Ai Mi, but if she keeps her hand here, the missile willunch sooner orter! Bodyguards 004 and 005, why are you not doing your jobs! What action are you guys using as a basis to break down the door! Or do you not exist, and Peng TouSi deliberately said this to me, but he was depending on my willpower? Dont overestimate my willpower! Im not afraid of beingughed at, Im currently in puberty and Ill get wet dreams if I dont jack off in a week! At this moment, an incredibly evil thought came to mind: Use Ai Mis hand to help me jack off. The thought only existed for a fraction of a second and was discarded: If I did this, wouldnt I be the same as Ai Mis dog, Obama? Wouldnt I be the same as a male dog? If I left something slimy in Ai Mis hand, she would definitely look at me with disdain when she wakes up, she would think that Im just like other men who are only interested in her body. Sure enough, is it because of this double bed? Because my mother betrayed my father, betrayed love and marriage, even her child who was not even a month old. So this bed was cursed, everyone who sleeps on it will get evil thoughts! I calmed my emotions. It was like I was correcting the time of a quartz clock, I need to first change the angle of my missile bracket. Fuck, it almost bounced back! Dont be so energetic! Recently, because I wanted to learn Yin Yang Sanshou from gramps, I have been living a clean life. Is that choice now biting myself in the ass! I carefully grabbed Ai Mis wrist and moved her hand to my chest. If you want to touch, you can touch here. Eunuch Cao once said that his nipple was a sensitive point. Its not the same for me. No matter how you touch my chest, I wont feel anything. Finally, without waking Ai Mi, I moved by body slightly forward so Ai Mis chest wasnt pressed against my back. After I finished, I had a body of cold sweat, but my body finally calmed down. The world once again weathered the nuclear crisis. The rainstorm outside was still going on with bursts of lightning, but the thunder was gradually getting further away. Dad can calcte the distance of the lightning based on the interval between lightning and thunder. I dont have that ability, so I could only infer that the lightning is getting further and further away, which is also good enough. I stared into the night sky that transitioned from pitch ckness to a white sky, and I finally got a little sleepy. Suddenly, I saw Xiao Qins horrifying face through the window illuminated by the sh of lightning! She was wearing the spring sportswear school uniform, which was thoroughly drenched by the heavy rain. The color of her skin was faintly visible under her clothes. At this time, she grabbed the stainless steel bars outside the window with both hands, her knuckles turned white from gripping the bars too hard. Fuck, this is the fifth floor! How did you get up here! Even if you are as good at climbing stairs as the panty thief, its pouring outside so the building would be slippery! Do you want to die!? Also, your expression is too damn scary! Her long bangs were drenched by the rain, it stuck to her forehead and almost blocked her eyes! If she was wearing a white dress, she would be Sadako! Also, whats up with those resentful eyes? Why are you making it look like I abandoned you! Arent we ordinary childhood friends? I blinked and Xiao Qin disappeared. I felt a chill go down my spine and I got goosebumps all over my body. Is this a horror movie!? Chapter 155 – Not to be Made Public I looked out the window carefully, but there werent any traces left behind. I couldnt help but suspect that I was hallucinating. Its easy to get hallucinations when youre in a half asleep and half awake state. I should lie down and sleep some more. Strange, even if I did see a hallucination, why did I see Xiao Qins face? People say that you wont be able to sleep if you have a guilty conscience, but I dont believe I did anything in order for me to have a guilty conscience. Xiao Qin, at most, is a childhood friend. What does who I sleep with have anything to do with her? Besides, Ai Mi is just afraid of thunder and trying to find someone to apany her. She only used me like a Winnie the Pooh toy. Did I do anything wrong to you? No, this way of thinking is wrong. Even if something did happen between me and Ai Mi, it ispletely unrted to her. Its not normal to feel guilty! I almost fell asleep again after a while. Suddenly, I heard two smothered groans from outside the security door, followed by sessive sounds of giants falling to the ground. I had a bad feeling in my heart. I slowly shifted myself out of Ai Mis arms and ced a pillow in her arms as my substitute. She was in a deep sleep, and was not awakened by the sound outside the security door, nor did she realize that I had left the bed. It seems that she was really exhausted. I stealthily wore the slippers and put on a T-shirt and shorts. I closed the door of the big bedroom, went to the hall, and watched the situation outside through the peephole. It was already 12 oclock midnight. The voice-activated lights in the corridor were still lit, probably because of the weird sounds that was made previously. Looking through the peephole, two men in ck were on the ground, both of them had their hands on their groin with a deathly pale face full sweat. They should be the unfortunate bodyguards 004 and 005. The girl standing in the middle had two clenched fists and a straight posture. Her 28 Middle school uniform was soaked. Under her long bangs, a pair of eyes like ake was raised slightly and stared up at the peephole as if she could see me from the other side. Her face was very pale and she couldnt help but tremble every time the rain ran down her cheeks and into her cor. She didnt knock, but only waited at the door, as if she was willing to wait for a million years. I dont know if I was angry or if I pitied her, but I opened the security door. As soon as the door opened, the moans of 004 and 005 became more obvious. They wore strange wireless receivers on their ears. They were muttering things like oh mai gawd or yemete. Anyway, I couldnt understand a word they said. Peng TouSis subordinates should not be that weak. Xiao Qin probably surprised them? If a drenched girl appears in the middle of the night, they probably thought it was a resident from upstairs and she was sad because she was dumped. As a result, when they werent paying attention, Xiao Qin gave them a kick (or possibly a punch) to their groins and took away their fighting power. When Xiao Qin cleaned up the five tiger punishment squad, she used a kidney shot that was fortunately blocked with a wallet. What move did she use now? Erupt egg shot? 004 and 005, congrattions! You are now both detached from the root of mens troubles! Can Ie in? Xiao Qin squeezed the rain from the her hair and asked without any hope. The tone of her voice made her seem like an empty shell without a soul. After squeezing out the rain from her hair, she began to squeeze the rain from her sleeves, as if she was afraid of dirtying the floor of my house. She shivered and then she smiled at me. I was not sure if it was rain or something else flowing at the corner of her eyes. I suddenly became very angry, extremely angry. I grabbed her damp sleeves and pulled her through the door. Her sneakers left water stains on the floor. She was a bit panicked, The, the floor... Dont worry about the floor! What are you doing here when its raining heavily? I... She didnt know where to start. I mmed the door shut and left 004 and 005 outside. You guys couldnt even protect your own nuts as bodyguards, you should just wait for Peng TouSi toe and clean up your mess. A pool of water dripped out and gathered at Xiao Qins foot. She was flustered and did not know where to stand. Ye, Ye Lin ssmate, I suddenly felt uneasy today, I couldnt sleep... So I came to see you... Uneasy? Do you think I will believe that? How can such a coincidence exist? You came at the exact time I was sleeping with Ai Mi. Do you want me to believe that we have a telepathic connection? I peeked at the door of the big bedroom, no changes. Seems Ai Mi was not woken up. When I pulled Xiao Qin through the door, I grabbed onto her sleeves but forgot to let go. She seems to like her sleeves being gripped, she likes the feeling of being restrained, and some color returned to her pale face. Ye Lin ssmate, Im so cold... She reced her sleeve with her own hand and put it into the middle of my palm, her eyes sparkling with a look of hope. Her little hand was ice cold, I couldnt help but suspect that her heart was also currently this temperature. Her left hand held onto my right hand. I can feel the rhythm of her pulse, her heart was beating very fast. Take off your wet clothes and go take a hot bath! I ordered. Before, before that... Xiao Qin put her right hand on her heart and said to me like a small injured animal: Ye, Ye Lin ssmate, can you listen to what I have to say? Speak! ...Can you be my boyfriend? Eh? Why is it this again! Didnt you say you want to return to being ordinary childhood friends? Your confession was already rejected the first time, but you still want to try a second time! Because, because... I cant stand it anymore! Her voice and body are shaking. I originally thought that I can slowly develop an intimate rtionship from childhood friends... but it doesnt seem like I made any progress! Ye Lin ssmate seems like he only wants to stay as my childhood friend for the rest of his life! Do you still want progress? Its bad enough that I would have to stay childhood friends for life. I, Ive reread some of the shoujo manga I read before. I found that childhood friends wont always necessarily win at the end! There are a lot of unlucky childhood friends who could only smile and congratte their sweetheart as they chose another girl! Whats strange about that? Childhood friends are too familiar with each other, there is no sense of mystery or novelty, it is normal to get different lovers. Xiao Qin twisted the clothes on her chest into a ball as if she was in a lot of pain. Ye Lin ssmate is too softhearted. When Im a childhood friend, if any other girl confessed to you... since you dont have any psychological resistance against them, you might easily agree! Whos softhearted! Im clearly ruthless and cold with a heart of steel! Besides, apart from an awkward and abnormal girl like you, who else would like me? Ai Mi just regards me as her subordinate. She treats me like how her mother treats Peng TouSi, there is no essential difference! When I think about that possibility, my heart hurts and I cant help but want to cry... Two lines of tears flowed down her cheeks. Sure enough, what I saw before wasnt rain. I am most afraid of a womans tears. I think it is more powerful than sulfuric acid that can eat through a corpse. Hey, dont cry! We can talk it out! I want to pull her into the living room and sit down, but she clung to my hand and refused to move. It seems that as soon as I move, all the condensed atmosphere would disappear. Xiao Qin wiped his tears. Umm... Since Ai Mi brought bodyguards, did she already rape Ye Lin ssmate... Youre the one who was raped! You looked through the window and saw Ai Mi lying with me, so you came to the conclusion that she raped me?! Whats wrong with your brain! Was I wrong? Then why did she sleep in Ye Lin ssmates bed? Did Ye Lin ssmate take the initiative? As soon as she mentioned this possibility, Xiao Qin cried again. No! Ai Mi is just afraid of thunder and needed someone to apany her! We didnt do anything together. As for why she is at my house, you can ask Peng TouSi for details! Remember that ck bodyguard? Someone as strong as him wont lie to you! You.. you still say you didnt do anything! Xiao Qin pouted. Youre already calling her with a nickname! Ai Mi is not a nickname! Its her real name! You can call her that too! I was exhausted both mentally and physically. Did, did I misunderstand? I nodded desperately and she gradually stopped crying. Then... be my boyfriend! Although she stopped crying, she still held on to me. ... Since Ye Lin ssmate is not saying anything, are you silently agreeing? But thats not what your eyes are saying... ... I beg you, please agree! Ill die if we stay as ordinary childhood friends! I really will die! Im so worried that my heart skips 10,000 times each second and I wont be able to rest! Stop exaggerating! A hummingbirds heartbeat is only a thousand times every minute, if yours beats 10,000 times a second, what kind of high frequency vibration would you be emitting! Whenever you stand on the road, you would damage the asphalt roads from the vibrations! I wont worry about Xiao Qin dying from high-frequency heart disease, but if she climbed to the fifth floor on a rainy night like tonight, theres an actual possibility of her falling to her death. Hey, if I promise to be your boyfriend, can you guarantee that you will listen to me and wont cause any more trouble? Xiao Qins eyes released an unprecedented light. I, I am willing! Who asked if you were willing or not! I wanted you make a guarantee! Do you think this is a wedding ceremony? Also, I dont really want to be her boyfriend. This is just a trick to restrain her behavior. Listen closely. I put my left hand on Xiao Qins shoulder, and she was ttered. I could be your boyfriend, you just have to abide by the rules Ill set in the future, but... you have to remember that youre not allowed to publicize it! The fact that Im your boyfriend is a secret between the two of us, understand? Huh? Xiao Qin paused. Why cant I tell others about something that makes me happy? Because, youre still in the trial period! I muttered. If you cant do what you promised, Ill fire you! In fact, it has nothing to do with trial period. I heard that there were trash boyfriends who dont disclose their rtionship with their girlfriends because its convenient for them to cheat with multiple other women. Its toote for regrets by the time their girlfriends found out the truth. Thats right, Im going to act as a trash boyfriend. Anyway, shes tired of being only childhood friends. As long as we dont disclose it to the public, there is no real change in our apparent rtionship. When she cant stand the harsh rules that Im going to give her, or she might think Im cheating because of my womanizer n, she will leave me! Okay! Xiao Qin raised her two small fists in front of her chest and promised: I will do my best! Ill do whatever Ye Lin ssmate tells me to do! Now, am I Ye Lin ssmates girlfriend? I stuck out a finger towards her, Dont forget its a secret. Xiao Qin eximed and seemed to understand and nodded. She is so easy to trick! This way, she wont get confused about our rtionship and wont do any more dangerous things. I will find a way to dump herter. Chapter 156 – Girlfriend Requirements Hah, I was wondering who it was, isnt this the violent woman who injured my manservant? The door of the big bedroom was opened a crack. Ai Mi was wearing a nightgown and stood in barefoot while watching us through the opening. Her eyes emitted a blue light like a cat. Her hair was a bit messy, but it didnt seem like she just got off bed, she looked clear headed did she hide behind the door and eavesdrop on our entire conversation? Xiao Qin was still immersed in the joy of her confession being epted, and she did not rush to bicker with Ai Mi as usual. This room was pretty dark. I only turned on the one of the LED illumination lights. It only provided as much light as a candle. Ai Mi put a hand on her mouth and yawned, making it seem like she hasnt woken up yet and swayed into the living room. However, her destination was not next to me, but the refrigerator behind the sofa. She opened the refrigerator door and looked inside for a long time. It might be because she thought the goods inside were meager and she showed a displeased expression. Finally, she found a carton of milk, so she put in her own straw and started to drink. The room was filled with the sound of her sucking milk. After drinking a big gulp, she squinted at Xiao Qin with disdain: Hmph, how can you act so low when you like someone, do you even have any self-respect? What does that have to do with anything! Xiao Qin shouted. Its enough as long as Ye Lin ssmate likes me! Ive already thrown away my self-respect as it only gets in my way! Ai Mi frowned and took another sip of milk. You cant tell? The manservant is only putting on an act! He doesnt actually like you! Ai Mis words made me tremble: How could this little girl guess my thoughts? Was it because she spent too much time with her mother and also learned the art of observation? No, no way! Xiao Qin nced at me as if she was seeking support. That nce felt like a thorn stabbing into my heart. The reason Ye Lin ssmate wants to keep our rtionship a secret is because hes shy! Ill do my best and our rtionship will definitely be public! Since Ai Mi was eavesdropping, it should be fine if we tell her. Thats what Xiao Qin thought, right? Ai Mi, dont walk around barefoot, you might catch a cold. I didnt want the two girls to quarrel, so I tried to slightly change the topic. My business with Xiao Qin has nothing to do with you, go back to bed. Ai Mi became unhappy. How does it have nothing to do with me? You are my subordinate, my manservant! Your girlfriend has to be approved by your master! She spoke angrily. What if its a spy? What if its someone sent by mother? What if you listen to her every word and end up harming me? Another series of rhetorical questions. Whos your mothers spy! Xiao Qin protested. Also, its just wishful thinking that you think Ye Lin ssmate is your manservant! Its not like he received sry from you! Actually, I have received a sry... The two pieces of underwear you bought with me was paid with Ai Mis credit card. Ai Mi did not refute Xiao Qin about the issue of sry. She just turned her head and sized up Xiao Qin from top to bottom. Did you run all the way without an umbre in this heavy rain? You have such a sorry figure, how boorish! After Ai Mis words, Xiao Qin remembered about how she dirtied the floor, and she lowered her head with self me. Hey, Ai Mi, thats enough! Speaking of dirtying the floor, when you came in, you didnt even change your shoes and you walked straight to the living room. You left way more footprints than Xiao Qin! I spent a lot of effort to wipe it clean when you were taking a shower! When Ai Mi taunted Xiao Qin, her tone made it seem like she was older. Hey, even if you havent confessed before, you should have at least watched TV? You should at least wear some good clothing and dress yourself up a bit... Who would like you when youre wearing that ugly uniform and look like a drowned rat? The manservant promised to be your boyfriend only because he pitied you... Xiao Qin was stunned for a moment and blinked her misty eyes. Ai Mi curled her blond hair around her finger and said proudly. Men, subconsciously chase beautiful bodies. If you dont even know how to dress up, the manservant will dump you quickly. She said as she looked at me, Right? Ive never said that! I said against my will. I did make a n to abandon Xiao Qin, but it was not because of her body. When she spoke, Ai Mis delicate body was faintly visible through her nightgown. Her carefully groomed hair and delicate facial features were impable. By contrast, on Xiao Qins upper body, was a school uniform that was tangled in the rain. There was also a lot of mud on the legs of her trousers, not to mention the sneakers endured thousands of miles. There was also her face, there were tears and rain. Her face was a mess. Ai Mi stood proudly across from Xiao Qin, drinking milk while sneering at Xiao Qin as if the other party was a vulnerable enemy. Like someone who was not even on the same level as her. Hmph, for a girl who cant even confess, even if it was a spy sent by mother, you would only cause her more trouble! Ai Mi smirked. If the manservant wants to y with you, Ill let him y with you. Oh right, the manservants girlfriend is obviously a maidservant! Violent woman, your status has dropped! When she finished, she took the carton of milk and walked back to the big bedroom. Before she closed the door, she said: Im going to go to bed! I have a packed schedule tomorrow! You guys can do whatever you want as long as you dont disturb my rest. Her tone was like a southern ve owner before the American Civil War. Apletely indifferent tone when talking to your ves. But when she closed the door, she mmed it hard, as if she was angry with someone. Thus only Xiao Qin and I remained in the living room. Under the dim light, she trembled a little, and she could not lift her head because of her sorry figure. Ye, Ye Lin ssmate, can I use the shower? She asked. Go ahead, use more hot water, dont catch a cold, Ill help you find some clothes... I was worried, theres definitely no clothes suitable for Xiao Qin at my house. Ai Mis clothes arent the right size either. Whatever, Ill find a way! You should hurry up and take a hot bath! Wait, I want to confirm it again... Xiao Qin took a deep breath. Ye Lin ssmate, Im your girlfriend now, right? It wasnt a dream? Its not a dream! I urged her, Hurry and go take a hot bath! In that case... Xiao Qin shyly put her two index fingers together. Since were boyfriend and girlfriend, bathing together... I interrupted her angrily. Keep dreaming! There are conditions to be my girlfriend! The first one is never asking to take a bath with me! What, why! Thats a rule! If you dont want to follow it, you dont have to be my girlfriend! I wont force you, youre free toe and go! I crossed my arms in front of my chest and looked impatient. Okay, okay! Xiao Qin said and started taking off her clothes. You dare! I muttered. The second rule is youre not allowed to undress in front of me! Go to the bathroom to undress! Xiao Qin reluctantly put on a pair of slippers and slowly walked to the bathroom while constantly looking back. I was able to rx a bit when I heard the sound of water. I then headed to a wardrobe to look for some clothes for Xiao Qin. First, I found a gray shirt. It was what I wore in the sixth grade. It is now too small for me, but it should be just right for Xiao Qin. Then I found trousers from the primary school uniform. Fortunately, I didnt throw it away. This should fit Xiao Qin too. I suddenly realized that since Xiao Qin waspletely drenched, she would need to change all her clothing. Although I cant find a bra for her, but I might have to provide underwear for her? She hasnt worn a bra for many years, so she wouldnt feel weird without a bra, but it would feel a bit strange without underwear. I never thought that one day I would lend my manly boxers to a girl. I will choose this ck one! I always felt there was something wrong with the stic. Although it might be a bit loose when Xiao Qin wears it, it should not fall. I put it in front of my nose and smelled it, there was no strange smell. Even if I had a wet dream in this underwear, it has already been washed clean. Im really perverted! Im smelling my own underwear! Im also giving a girl a pair of underwear that I may have had a wet dream in! But there is no other way! Xiao Qin needs dry clothes when she leaves the bathroom! Xiao Qin took a 40 minute bath. I was getting really sleepy holding these clothes and waiting on the sofa. Finally, the bathroom door opened a slit. Along with the hot air, Xiao Qin stuck out a pink foot looking for her slippers. I quickly threw my clothes on the sofa and turned around to avoid seeing her naked body. Change your clothes before you talk to me! Otherwise, you cant be my girlfriend! Xiao Qin mumbled while following my orders. As soon as she changed her clothes, Xiao Qin jumped in front of me like a butterfly. After bathing, she had apletely new look. Her rosy cheeks seems to have a spring breeze, and the twinkle in her eyes were brighter than usual. The shirt was still a bit big on her, the wide sleeves hid her fingertips. The old uniform pants was a good fit is it because my legs are short? Haha, Ye Lin ssmates clothes are really itchy! It feels like someone is tickling me! She carefully smelled the sleeves of the T-shirt. How pungent! It smells like Ye Lin ssmates... Thats the smell of moth balls! Those old clothes are not being worn anymore. If you dont add moth balls, they would get damaged by bugs! (*^__^*)Hehe... People use the term wearing the same pair of pants to describe a good rtionship between two people. Now my friendship with Ye Lin ssmate is good to the point of... wearing the same pair of underwear! Dont mention it again! Also, you dont have to return the underwear! You dont have to return the clothes either! Really, really? Xiao Qin stroked the cor of the T-shirt with love. Ill treat these clothes as heirlooms and carefully preserve them! Enough! Is your family heirloom so worthless? Its just some old clothes, people might not even ept it if you donate it to mountain viges! Xiao Qin was so excited because she was wearing my clothes, but suddenly she thought of something and stood still with a red face. Ye Lin, since were lovers, we can sleep together at night... I didnt say a word, I used my eyes to stare at her. Xiao Qin discharged her anger and said with disappointment: I understand, the third rule of being your girlfriend is that I cant ask to sleep together, right? I nodded. Not only that, but you have to promise that you will behave yourself and sleep at night, youre not allowed to attack me night, nor are you allowed to attack Ai Mi. You cant go through the stuff in my room either! If you cant do it, Ill fire you! Xiao Qin agreed to the terms dejectedly. Finally, I arranged her to sleep in my bedroom, and I ran to sleep in my fathers study room for a night. The next morning, I opened my eyes in exhaustion. When I left the study to use the washroom, I found that my home was upied by more than a dozen men in ck. Peng TouSi stood in the middle of them and smiled at me ambiguously. Chapter 157 – Unable to Defend Fuck! How did you get in? I turned to look at the main door: the door was still intact and there were no signs of explosives. Peng TouSi took out a piece of foil from his suit, it was folded into the same thickness as a cigarette and he shook in front of me. Lin, your homes door lock is a shoddy cylinder lock that can be opened with this foil I learned it on a Chinese video site. After that, Peng TouSi showed a modest smile as if to say its not much, its a simple skill. Modest my ass! No oneplimented you! You just picked the lock! An American citizen like youing to a small city in China and sneaking around like a thief, Lincoln and Washington would cry if they found out! While we were talking, Ai Mi walked out of the big bedroom. She was dressed neatly and had rebed her two ponytails. Seeing that bodyguards filled half the room, she was not the least bit surprised, as if she had already expected this result. Since youre here, pack my bags! Ai Mi ordered Peng TouSi. I have to head to the studio first thing in the morning, so I have to eat on the car. How annoying! Peng TouSi repeated it to his men in English, then the expressionless men in ck with sunsses started to get busy. Ai Mis clothes was tossed everywhere in the room. Every time the bodyguards picked up a piece of clothing, they carefully wrapped it up with a sterile stic bag and put it in a big ck suitcase. With their serious expression, if you didnt know what was going on, you would think the suitcase contains weapons of mass destruction. Ai Mi stood behind the dinner table and crossed her arms in anger, and she didnt look at me. I realized that these bodyguards were walking around with ck leather shoes, but their footsteps were not proportional to their height and weight. They couldnt even be heard without listening carefully. Peng TouSi noticed the doubts on my face and vehemently exined it to me: We sprayed ayer of silencing foam on the soles of the shoes. Its a technique from the US military and is very effective in stealth operations. He said as he lifted one foot to show me ayer of white glue with a strange patterns stuck to the sole of his shoe. So you use this stuff to sneak in silently? The US high-tech specialty of stealth and traditional Chinese lock picking with foil, it seems like you guys put in a lot of money and effort for these operations! But what was the point? If you didnt want to wake us up, you could have just waited until we woke up! Was he trying to demonstrate his skills? Since 004 and 005 failed their monitoring mission, you upied my house quietly in order to show off your skills, and show that you can take care of us at anytime. Stop screwing around! I am not Saddam! The only weapons of mass destruction you can find here are Ai Mis underwear! Also, Ai Mi tossed those around herself, and I was too embarrassed to help her pick it up! Lin, Miss Ai Mi caused you a lot of trouble. We willpensate you, please dont worry. Peng TouSi solemnly vowed to me. Thats not necessary, although Ai Mipletely acted as if she owned the ce and helped herself to food and drinks, although she left a lot of chip crumbs in the seams of the sofa, at most it was only as disruptive as a brat, she did not cause any substantial damages. Although the silencer foam made me ufortable, its good that it can be used as a substitute for slippers. Otherwise, if a dozen bodyguards walk around inside, I would have a tough time cleaning the floorter. I have always had difficulty remembering the faces of westerners. Sometimes I feel that they look identical and I cant tell who is who. After carefully watching for a while, I found that 004 and 005 were not an exception. I was able to confirm their identity based on their bitter expressions and how they walked with their legs mped together. I cant tell who is 004 and who is 005, Ill just randomly assign their code names. 004 said something to Peng TouSi in English, then 005 went to the big bedroom for a while, suddenly he came out flustered while holding the milk carton that Ai Mi was drinking. He shouted with a head full of sweat: Elm Elm!! I only poured half a cup of boiled water from the thermos when he suddenly shouted and I almost spat the water out of my mouth. Is this Chinese? It sounds extremely strange, and it is not at the same level as Peng TouSi, it sounds more like a wild deers cry. But since 004 and 005 were sent to monitor my nightlife with Ai Mi, at least one of them should know Chinese? 005 pointed to the empty milk box shouting Elm, what does it mean! Is there evidence on the milk carton that shows what I did something with Ai Mist night? But I am innocent! I widened my eyes and looked closely at the carton in 005s hand. I found out that on the carton was a picture of arge almond and the tip was covered with chocte. Below was two lines in gold letters: almond chocte milk, quality almonds from the United States. He almost scared me to death, it turned out he was trying to say almonds! Whats the big deal with vored milk? Mixtures like strawberry milk, peanut milk, and apple milk aremonce. Dont you have them in America? Seeing the box of almond milk in 005s hand, Peng TouSis face changed and he said: Oh no! Ai Mi saw the bodyguards making a racket and she impatiently turned her head towards them. As soon as she saw the milk box in 005s hand, she immediately showed a bad expression of held her stomach with her hand. No wonder... Ive been feeling ufortable since morning... Before Ai Mi finished her sentence, she bent down with her eyes closed and started to vomit. There were no solid particles, it was all white milk that came out of her stomach. She coughed while vomiting. She had a painful expression and tears wereing out. Whats going on? I asked. We never keep expired food in the refrigerator. How... Peng TouSi said with a bitter expression: Miss Ai MiEr is allergic to almonds. Although its fine for a while after she drinks almond milk, she will vomit it out after 5 or 6 hours. Bleeeeeehhhhhh It was anotherrge mouthful. Milky white milk poured out from Ai Mis mouth and sshed all over the floor. In the gap between vomiting, she raised her face slightly with white liquid hanging from the corner of her mouth. She stared with hatred at the empty box of almond milk, and me, who put that dangerous sustenance in the refrigerator. Why are you staring at me? How should I know that Americans are so delicate, they have peanut allergy, pollen allergy, almond allergy, and are you blind! 005 who only knows half-assed Chinese could even see that it is almond milk. As for someone like you who has a high level Chinese and proficient in various online ngs, drank something without even looking at what it is? What were you thinking about when you took the milk from the fridge! Cough, cough, cough... Damn manservant! You forced me to drink a stomach full of this stuff! Do not use the word forced! After only staying in China for a month, have you already learned sentences like forced suicide? Stop joking around! It was because you were being stupid and drank it yourself, it had nothing to do with me! Seeing Ai Mi spit out arge pool of milk, the bodyguards were stunned and looked at each other in dismay. Peng TouSi asked: It should be all milk, right? No shit! What else would it be if it wasnt milk? After a bit more of vomiting, Ai Mi gasped and stood up straight. 004 handed her a decorated napkin and Ai Mi used it to wipe off the remaining milk on her lips. It was almost as if she was going to copse from dehydration and she had to lean against the bodyguard behind her in order to stand properly. Peng TouSi said a few words in English to his men. The bodyguards then surrounded Ai Mi, opened the main door and walked down the stairs. They bumped into a breakfast goods vendor businessman who was also going down the stairs. When he saw so many men in ck walk out in a line, he scratched his head and said to himself, Whose getting married? What an extravagant show! Its reasonable that the breakfast vendor thought that it was a marriage. When I looked out of the window, I saw 7 or 8 cars parked in the streets. Not including Ai Mis Batmobile, the rest of the ck cars were also luxurious. Although there were not many pedestrians early in the morning, everyone who passed by would turn to look at them. When Ai Mi was taken away, she did not even say goodbye and she was sulking the whole time. I suddenly had a strange thought: Howe Xiao Qin did not appear? Even if the effect of the silencer foam is excellent and Xiao Qin was not able to pick up the sounds, even a deaf person should have heard our conversation and the sound of Ai Mi vomiting. Based on Xiao Qins character, would she hide in the room and note out? All of the bodyguards are basically over 30 years old, so they do not meet the conditions for triggering her androphobia. Since she used the ball buster on 004 and 005, she has already identified the other party as an enemy. Now, her enemies burst into the home, but theres no reaction from her, this is too abnormal! The only ones left in the living room other than me, was Peng TouSi and the unfortunate 004 and 005. Peng TouSi came over to me and whispered: This was the only time she could eat chips, dont give her any more in the future. I nodded absentmindedly while looking around for traces of Xiao Qin. At this time, Peng TouSi took the mop that was in the corner and personally cleaned up the mess that Ai Mi left on the floor. With a normal line of thinking, Xiao Qin should still be in my bedroom, but based on my previous experience: You cant guess Xiao Qins actions with a normal line of thinking. I suddenly saw a silhouette sh by the window that I was looking out earlier. You... You climbed out the window again? You thought that there are too many enemies, so you gave up the n of attacking from the door, now you want to catch them off guard? You dont have to do that many unnecessary actions! What if you fall and get injured? 004 and 005s backs were facing the window, so they didnt realize anything unusual. However, Peng TouSi who had a different angle wrinkled his brows. Is it Miss Xiao Qin? Right? Ive ordered my men to noty their hands on Miss Xiao Qin, since shes madam Rens child and it would be bad if we ruined our rtionship. With a bang, the kitchen window was opened from the outside. A ck cat fell to the ground with her hips in the air. She was bare footed, wearing arge gray shirt and blue sports pants. Under her long bangs, her eyes burned with anger. You bad guys!! How dare you invade our love nest!! Before her voice reached us, she had rushed straight out like it was a 100-meter sprint. She clenched her fists until her knuckles turned white and she bobbed back and forth. As if they had a prior consultation, 004 and 005 moved in front of Peng TouSi simultaneously. One extended their left hand, and the other extended their right hand, and it looked like they had high synchronization rates. 005 spoke in shoddy Chinese: Stuppu! We wont faito yuu! Why would Xiao Qin care? When she ran halfway, she suddenly lowered her body and prepared her left fist. It seemed to be aimed at their crotch. 004 and 005 subconsciously mped their legs and their face showed an expression of lingering fear. Unexpectedly, Xiao Qin changed his her attack midway. She spun her body and kicked the upper abdomen of 004. It seems like the hit wasnt that strong and 004 easily blocked it with his abdominal muscles. It gave the illusion that Xiao Qin was easy to deal with, so heughed loudly, started to step forward, and opened his arms wide to catch Xiao Qin. However, his hands did not even touch the ends of Xiao Qins hair. Xiao Qin leaned backwards to form a bridge, and her back was extremely close to the ground and she was able to evade 004s hug. Their current position was like she was lying on top of the train tracks, letting the train rush over her. Xiao Qin sent out a fierce kick while her back was still against the floor and it hit the nail on the head. 004 immediately let out a blood curdling scream and fell on the floor while foaming at his mouth. 005 was shocked and he subconsciously reached for the weapon on his waist, but he might have remembered Peng TouSis warning halfway, so he stopped for a moment. Xiao Qin flipped herself up from the floor, aimed at 005s crotch, and with a clean sweep of her leg, 005 was sent to sleep together with 004. Only now did Xiao Qin let out a breath, which signified the end of her ball bursting routine. Then she raised her head and looked straight at Peng TouSis calm, serene eyes, and she bit her lips nervously. Chapter 158 – Intense Exercise Xiao Qin, you went overboard! I cried out against her treatment of 004 and 005, Youre definitely viting the Four Cardinal Principles if youre constantly hitting the eggs of our foreign friends! But, but... Xiao Qin tried to exin herself, What if they hurt Ye Lin ssmate? I dont think Ai Mis bodyguards would hurt me, but Im afraid it would be a disaster if Peng TouSi and Xiao Qin start to fight. Peng TouSis physique is virtually peerless in this world. Im like a childpared to him, let alone Xiao Qin who has an even smaller physique than me. Theres been an ancient saying in the martial arts world: Force dominates skill. Regardless of Xiao Qins skills, she cant ovee an opponent when there is such arge disparity in their physique. The only chance of winning is if the opponent gets careless like 004 and 005. But what kind of person is Peng TouSi? Hes someone who was able to maintain consecutive wins in Russias death matches, nicknamed the ck Death God! He has already tasted carnage and he wont lose to Xiao Qins tricks! Although he always acts gentle, who knows what he is actually thinking! ording to Ai Mi, didnt he go crazy when he was studying Chinese? What if we identally make him mad again and he tears Xiao Qin in half! I was thinking about all sorts of bad scenarios and was not prepared when Peng TouSi pulled me over. My head hit his sturdy chest and I immediately saw stars. Heughed mischievously and turned me around so I was facing Xiao Qin. Then, he used his rough right hand to choke my throat and make it look threatening. If youe any closer, Ill choke your precious Ye Lin ssmate to death! At the same time, he whispered in my ear: Lin, y along. Peng TouSi, thats enough! I thought you would be experienced in the ways of the world, and have already be a master that is at the peak, I never expected you to resort to something as despicable as seizing a hostage! After seeing that I was restrained, Xiao Qin immediately began to panic. No, dont hurt Ye Lin ssmate! Peng TouSi sneered: That depends on your behavior. Wow, Peng TouSi, youre great at acting like a viin! It really suits your physique and the scar on your face. Dont act rashly, Miss Xiao Qin. Peng TouSi slightly tightened his grip around my neck. Although I know Peng TouSi doesnt intend to hurt me, I still couldnt help but show an expression of worry. Lin has such a tiny neck, if I just use a bit of force, hell be on his way to heaven. Dont say I never warned you beforehand. Who has a tiny neck! No one has anything thick in your eyes, right? Also, socialist sessors wont meet God even if they die! Well meet Marx, Lenin, and Mao Zedong! When I meet Chairman Mao, Ill definitelyment to him about how I was like the volunteer army who resisted the US invasion of Korea! After thinking for a while, Xiao Qin realized that she does not have the ability to rescue me from Peng TouSi and she fell into despair. Please, please dont hurt Ye Lin ssmate. I was wrong. Im sorry. She lowered her head towards Peng TouSi as she spoke. Peng TouSi smiled, revealing his white teeth. Hey, if apologies work, what are the police good for? Then, what do I have to do to make you release Ye Lin ssmate? Well, you can do squats in front of me! Eh? Its an aerobics exercise that works your leg muscles. Put two hands behind your back, squat down as low as possible, then quickly stand up again start doing it now! Xiao Qin had no choice but to start doing squats based on Peng TouSis demand. She separated her legs to shoulder width and put two hands behind her back. Xiao Qin was hesitant when she was squatting and her speed was slow as if she was still thinking of a way to save me. Peng TouSi urged impatiently: Hurry up! Arent you the child of a martial arts family! If you keep doing it sluggishly, Ill choke your loved one to death! I got an approximate idea of Peng TouSis goal. He probably wants to expend Xiao Qins stamina. Since he does not want to fight with Xiao Qin and he has to save the moaning 004 and 005 who were lying on the ground, he probably thought the most peaceful solution was to use up Xiao Qins stamina. Because I did not resist while being held by Peng TouSi and I also pretended to have a frightened expression from time to time, Xiao Qin had no choice but to obey Peng TouSi and increase her squatting speed. Dont just do it silently, count! Peng TouSi ordered. Xiao Qin started to awkwardly count out loud. One, two, three, four... Twenty-eight, twenty-nine, thirty... Her hair rose up and down along with her movements. The mismatched shirt she wore swayed back and forth and it revealed the delicate skin of her waist from time to time. You can even see her slightly bulging breasts from the cor of the shirt. But I was the only one who enjoyed the scene, Peng TouSi waspletely indifferent. Forty-two, forty-three, forty-four... Xiao Qin gradually started to slow down. Drips of sweat exuded from her sideburns, her breathing became more rapid and her face was flushed red. Did she expend her stamina that fast? I thought the Little Tyrant was a perpetual motion machine that had endless stamina! But its not strange if I thought about it carefully: Xiao Qin stayed at home for three years and she has not exercised much. Today, she climbed a building and performed the brutal ball bursting technique on 004 and 005. Now, shes definitely not faking when shes gasping for air, she probably used up all her stamina. After seeing Xiao Qin huff and puff, Peng TouSi nodded with satisfaction. Then, he suddenly pushed me towards Xiao Qin. Catch! Neither I nor Xiao Qin was prepared and Peng TouSi also used a lot of strength. It lead to the two of us colliding and falling to the ground together. I happened to be pressed on top of Xiao Qin. Xiao Qin already had a high heartbeat and a red face because of exercising, but now, her face was even redder. Ye, Ye Lin ssmate, dont be so impatient. Theres still people here... She bashfully drew circles on the floor with her finger. Lin, hold her down! Im taking 004 and 005 to see a doctor! Peng TouSi walked next to the two unfortunate people and picked them up, one on each arm. He held them both under his armpits like they were dead pigs. Although 004 and 005s physiques are not as good as Peng TouSi, their physiques are still good enough to reach the standard of a beach lifeguard. Peng TouSi held the two of them without even breaking a sweat, then he bent down and opened the main door with his mouth. Damn! Why does Peng TouSis action remind of the Japanese trend Doorknob Girl? The scene of a homo biting the doorknob made me think of some terrible things! After Peng TouSi opened the door, he turned around and said: Make sure you hold her tight! You can let her go after we leave, 004 and 005 will thank you. I agreed while mumbling, I was not even sure why I was holding onto Xiao Qin. To be honest, it felt pretty good being on top of a girls soft and warm body. We were both wearing pretty thin clothes, so we could feel the sticity of each others bodies and our gradually rising body temperature. Xiao Qins body was hot like she was on fire and her body was trembling. Happiness came so soon... Im not mentally prepared... Xiao Qins eyes were blurred, her lips slightly parted, and the fragrance she blew out on my face made me silent. But, it doesnt matter... Ye Lin ssmate can do whatever he wants... Xiao Qin extended her pure white arms and embraced my neck. She giggled and said, It was worth sneaking outst night... Sneaking out? That means she snuck out after Auntie Ren fell asleep? I suddenly thought of a serious problem: Although Auntie Ren respects Xiao Qins privacy and wouldnt enter her room for inspections, shouldnt she be up and eating breakfast? If Auntie Ren tries to call Xiao Qin up for breakfast and she doesnt get a response, wouldnt she quickly realize that her daughter is missing? If Auntie Ren, who values her daughter as much as her life, finds out her daughter is missing, she will definitely search everywhere! Wheres the first ce she will look? Based on her understanding of her daughter, she will definitelye looking at our house! My whole body shook after that thought. Xiao Qin misunderstood and thought I also couldnt contain my excitement like her, so she hugged me even tighter. Peng TouSi opened the main door, but before he stepped out, loud and clear footsteps came from the stairs it was the sound of running, but who was in such a rush? Give me my daughter! The owner of the footsteps yelled. She rushed inside violently, even Peng TouSi was forced to take a step back due to her imposing manner. A set of ck clothes, a single ponytail, sharp eyebrows, big round eyes, and a face full of murderous spirit... Who else would it be other than Auntie Ren? Even if Xiao Qin was wearing my clothes, Auntie Ren was able to immediately make out her daughter who was pinned under me. Her daughters face was flushed red, her sideburns were dripping with sweat, her breathing was rapid, it was as if she just went through some intense exercise. Auntie Ren grinded her teeth with hate, it was like fire was going to shoot out of her eyes. She came towards me to kick me. You damn brat, you dare... Peng TouSi moved in front of Auntie Ren while holding the two pigs under his arms. Miss Ren, its not Lins fault. I told him to do it. Auntie Ren was like a dragon who had its scales stabbed, What did you say! You had a part in this too? Her foot was as fast as lightning. It was full of her wrath and it struck Peng TouSis chest. Peng TouSi revealed a painful expression, he staggered back three steps and half kneeled onto the floor. But he still did not let go of 004 and 005. After she struck Peng TouSi with one kick, Auntie Ren shifted her ice-cold gaze towards me. I wanted to get up to exin, but Xiao Qin held me tightly without letting go. Not only did she use her arms to embrace my neck, but she also wrapped her legs around my waist. Auntie Rensplexion became even worse. I used all my strength to get up from the ground with Xiao Qin attached to me. I used the wall to support me. Xiao Qin was still hugging me tightly and she hung off me like a ko. Mom, dont hit Ye Lin ssmate! Xiao Qin turned her head to look at Auntie Ren, Everything I did was of my own will! Chapter 159 – Adding Fuel to the Fire Auntie Ren stepped forward with a stomach full of anger, Xiao Qin reflexively hugged me tighter. She made a protective posture as if she was my silver scale breastte. Let go! Look at yourself, hugging him like that! Mom, Ill let go if you dont hit him! Xiao Qin closed her eyes and shouted, If something happens to Ye Lin ssmate, I wont be able to live either! Auntie Ren was angered to the point her whole body trembled. She gnashed her teeth and was not sure how to deal with me. Right at this time, Peng TouSi rushed towards the half-open main door like a ck train while carrying 004 and 005. Auntie Ren took a defensive position, but Peng TouSi had no intention to fight. He ran quicker than a rabbit and rushed out the door in an instant, he made a sympathetic expression towards me when he passed by my side. Lin, youre on your own, may we meet again. What do you mean may we meet again! You damn homo! Youre the main reason why Auntie Ren misunderstood! Ill remember this! I wont let you go even if I die and be a ghost! Before Auntie Ren could pursue him, Peng TouSi raised one leg and kicked on the door from the outside. The door closed with a click and it felt like that was my death sentence. I stared nkly and watched Peng TouSi get away. I thought Auntie Ren would rush towards me to snap my neck, but I didnt expect her to think for a while before searching through the house. First she went to the big bedroom and started looking for something on the double bed. I could hear the sound of nkets being lifted. Then it was my room, then my dads room, it was as if Auntie Ren was doing bed inspections. Could it be shes looking for a blood-stained bed sheet? If thats the case, I still have a chance of survival. As long as I dont cause any more misunderstandings. The first step is to get Xiao Qin off of me. She hugged me like she was climbing a tree and she felt it was interesting, but I was tired of supporting her weight. Get off. I said, Auntie Ren will get even angrier if you stay like this! But, but, Im protecting Ye Lin ssmate! Xiao Qin said as she rubbed her face against my shoulder, Im not getting off, not getting off! Auntie Ren was searching through the room for clues when she heard her daughters voice acting spoiled towards me, she became even more angry and kicked over the trash can. I have to make Xiao Qin get off before Auntie Renes back. I had a bright idea since I remembered that Xiao Qin was ticklish. When I to Xiao Qins home with the ss leader. The ss leader used tickling to subdue Xiao Qin when she was messing around on the bed. After I made my decision, I put my ten fingers on Xiao Qins waist and armpits and started to tickle her soft skin. Ahahahahaha~~~ stop, dont tickle me! Its itchy... Ahahahahahahaha~ Xiao Qin swayed back and forth uncontrobly because of herughter. She couldnt help but loosen her grip around my neck and my leg. She almost fell onto the floor, but I grabbed her because I was afraid she would injure her head. I made a mistake. I was nning on grabbing Xiao Qin by her waist, but who would have known that when my hand shifted a bit lower, I felt Xiao Qins soft buttocks through her sports pants. Xiao Qin was still in a fit ofughter and tears came rolling out, so she did not notice my perverted hands. This sticity... Although its through clothes, its still infinite times better than the old mans big breast mousepad! Right at this time, Auntie Ren walked over with an ice-cold expression and she saw my hands on Xiao Qins butt. Brat, you really are fearless, huh! Auntie Ren cracked the knuckles of her fist, Im still in the house, yet you dare to brazenly feel up my daughter!? At this moment, Xiao Qin realized I molested her. But she did not have an intense reaction other than blushing, instead she exined: Ye Lin ssmate didnt do anything wrong! My body already belongs to Ye Lin ssmate! He can feel wherever he wants! Stop making things up! Stop adding fuel to the fire! Its a good thing that Auntie Ren did not find any blood-stained sheets, but now, she might misunderstand that I have already tasted the forbidden fruit a long time ago! Auntie Ren breathed out a sigh of resentment from the bottom of her heart. You could feel the pity she had for her daughter and the hate she felt towards me. Kid, I see how it is, looks like my warning fell on deaf ears. Xiao Qin did not know about the time Auntie Ren gave me a warning at DongShan Lake, so she looked at me suspiciously. You did this to my daughter, so what do you n to do? Auntie Rens voice was a bit hoarse and her gaze made my entire body shiver. I, I didnt do anything to your daughter! Auntie Ren smiled after she saw me act as if I was wrongly used. Damn, that smile is scary! In Auntie Rens eyes, Im like a fish on a chopping board just waiting to be cut in half by Auntie Ren! Mom, dont pressure Ye Lin ssmate! Xiao Qin still protected me and spoke for me, Ye Lin ssmate has a strong sense of responsibility, hell definitely take responsibility! Although she stood next to me, her words sound a little off? What do you mean by take responsibility? I did not do anything that needs me to take responsibility! I believe in Ye Lin ssmate! Ye Lin ssmate will take responsibility well have a lot of kids! Screw that! Who wants to have kids with you! You should look at the situation before telling jokes! Auntie Ren ising over! Her face does not look good! Help! Save me! Mom, what are you doing! Xiao Qin stuck out both her arms and took a defensive position, Mom, if you identally kill Ye Lin ssmate, the child in my stomach will be fatherless! Auntie Rens face distorted with anger. She wanted to hit me, but her daughter blocked the way; I wanted to exin, but I did not know where to start. A frightening moment of silence urred. At this critical moment, the sound of keys opening the door came from outside. I was shocked: My dad was the only other person who had a key, did hee home? Auntie Rens attention was also attracted by the sound, she narrowed her eyes and stared at the door. Xiao Qin, on the other hand, stared at her mother to prevent against her surprise attacks. The person was not able to open the door even after fumbling around outside for a long time, maybe they have not even inserted the keys into the lock. Dont tell me it is not my father, but Peng TouSi trying to pick the lock with foil anding back to save me because he had a guilty conscience? If that is the case, hurry up! Im the only person in the world that expects another person to pick the lock of their home! I waited for the moment that would decide my fate restlessly. The door opened with a click. A man with a crooked tie and his suit draped over his shoulder walked inside smelling of alcohol. Crap! In the end, its still my dad! How much alcohol did you drink that you cant even put the keys into a lock! Didnt you go on a blind date set up by Director Cao? You were dressed impably when you left, why do you look like this now! Also, you came at a terrible time! My dad made a drunken burp in a daze, and he paused when he saw three people in a deadlock. After checking around the room, he was sure that he did not walk into the wrong room. Huh? Why, why are there so many guests in the morning... My dads smile when hes drunk was especially wretched, his alcoholic breath sprayed all over Auntie Rens back. Auntie Ren turned her head and stared at my dad. My intoxicated father was not able to recognize the person in front of him. He only knew a beautiful woman stood in front of him, and since alcohol increases bravery, he actually tried to reach out and put his hand on Auntie Rens shoulder. At the same time, he said unclearly: Eh? A beautiful woman! Looks like... Im still at Director Caos house! Hahaha,e... burp...e and sleep with me! Auntie Ren was already in a fit of anger, but after hearing my dads babbling nonsense, she transferred all the anger she had for me to my dad. p the sound of a heavy p resounded. It made my dad jump up as if he was doing the Waltz. He was 1.83 m, but he revolved multiple times before he fell onto the sofa. He held his cheek that had a red hand print and blinked his eyes, unable to understand what exactly transpired. Its all because you couldnt raise your kid properly!! Auntie Ren dropped a ruthless line and started to drag Xiao Qin away by her arm. Xiao Qin gazed at me as if we were going to part for a long time. Mom, I havent worn my shoes yet, my shoes... Xiao Qin pointed towards her sneakers that have yet to dry. Auntie Ren snorted: Why are you worried about shoes when you already gave your body away? Then she carried her daughter like how Peng TouSi carried 004 and 005. She put Xiao Qin under her armpits and carried her away like a bag of rice. Just you wait! Its not over!! Auntie Ren yelled and stared at me and my dad before she mmed the door shut. The shock wave from the door mming shut almost copsed the roof, and it made my dad sober up. My dad felt his right cheek that was gradually starting to swell up. He looked at me with confusion before he asked: Xiao Lin, what exactly did you dost night when I wasnt home? Chapter 160 – Dodging a Bulle t My rtionship with my dad is different than other families. Most of the time, it was not the father taking care of the son, but vice versa. Thats why I did not answer my dads question, instead, I asked in reply: Didnt you say you were going to Director Caos ce for a blind date? How was she? Why did youe back looking like this? My dad smirked, Dont mention Director Cao that bastard! He told me toe because he wanted to film an AV for his in Chinese People Series! The blind date was someone he found on WeChat! He was nning on selling the film to a Japanesepany he worked with before after secretly filming us! I never thought you would have so much will power! I said sarcastically, I thought you would be fine with any woman since youve been lonely for so long! Hey, youre underestimating my eye for women! Ive already inspected too many adult films, how could my tastes be so low! He vented, Also, the woman that Director Cao found was someone who was recently married for half a year! I dont want to destroy their happy marriage! Stop kidding around. A woman who could be so easily enticed by Director Cao to film an AV will never have a happy marriage! In the end, its because you spend all day looking at girls like Nishino Shou or Aoi S, so your standards of women are too high! If Director Cao actually found a pretty one, your in Chinese Series would have long spread all over Japan, right? Do you want to shame yourself across the Pacific Ocean! Ow~ ow~ It hurts! As we spoke, you could see his right cheek start to swell rapidly and his speech became jumbled. Umm... Why was I hit? My dad asked while sitting on the sofa miserably. I was in a good mood and felt lucky. If Auntie Ren did not p my dad on the face, but instead, crushed his eggs based on her previous threat, then the in Chinese Series would only be a dream. Since it wasnt early anymore, I took out a bag of ice from the fridge for my dad to use as apress. Then I headed out the door with my backpack, I will worry about the annoying matters concerning Xiao Qinter. I still ran around DongShan Lake and practiced with Gramps in a sleep deficient and absent-minded state. After Gramps saw my weak punches and my terrible posture, he yelled at me to stop. Stop! Why do you look songuid when youre so young? Did you rub too muchst night! Eh? Gramps, can you not be so straight-forward! Although we are both men, it is a bit embarrassing for an elder to tell that to me, even if I was wrongly used! Hmph, nowadays, people get hemorrhoids or kidney problems at such a young age. They would go home and sit in front of theirputers for 4 or 5 hours, is it that fun to rub that thing! Huh? Gramps, you are pretty progressive. You already know everyone rubs one out in front of aputer! But, 4 or 5 hours is way too exaggerated, where did you even get that number from! Hmph, you think 4 or 5 hours is a long time? My grandson would rub for a whole night with his friends in the university dorms! ..... They would exchange their experience after rubbing so they could prepare to keep rubbing at a cafe the next day. ..... That day when he came to visit me with his father, he actually hid in the bushes in front of the house and when I came close, he jumped out yelling Demacia! I kicked him directly into a pile of dog shit! ..... After asking him, I found out it was a poprputer game that young people, it was called rub a rub or something like that. I heard even grade schoolers y it, they would rub through the night you were probably ying thatst night too! (TN: This joke was hard to trante since it was purely based on the fact that the ng name for LOL is rub ah rub when tranted literally) Im being used. Although LOL (League of Legends) is at the peak of poprity, I have only yed Dota at a cafe with Xiao Ding from the pet hospital. He still calls me a noob, so I did not have any ns on switching to LOL. In addition, Xiao Ding is a crazed Dota fan, so he looks down on LOL that came to the scene after Dota. If you said LOL is better than Dota, he would cut ties with you immediately. After I vowed that I do not y LOL, Gramps was still displeased. He told me to rest up tomorrow. If I was still as dispirited as today, he would kick me into theke. Since Gramps would kick his dear grandson into a pile of dog shit, I believe it when he said he would kick me into theke. I do not know how to swim, so I better get a good nights rest tonight. I will not open the door even if it is the neighborhoodmittee or CCTV going around for interviews. Xiao Qin did note to ss in the morning. I dont know where Auntie Ren took her. I looked at the deserted seat on my right and Im not sure what this feeling was. Was it worry? Or was I afraid she would say something else that causes a bigger misunderstanding with Auntie Ren? Good thing I was able to take a quick nap and recover some energy during English ss. The bell rang and I lifted my head off my numbed arms. When I looked forward towards the lectern, Eunuch Cao and a few other unpopr boys were having a stupid discussion: how should we educate our future kids. One male student with a pale white face said: Ill definitely raise my son to be upper ss! Also, he must act elegant and can y the piano! Are you elegant because you can y the piano? Ai Mi can y both the piano and the violin, but she loves being a brat. Another fat male student who identally turned his mouth into pork roast by biting a lighter during ss said: I think it would be good to have a male and female twin! Ill use rod education for the boy! As for the girl, Ill treat her like a princess! (TN: rod education = beating the kid, usually with some sort of stick object) A warped expression of excitement arose on Eunuch Caos face, he sneered and said: Thats stupid! You should use rod education for the girl! Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Loud Mouth coincidentally passed by and said to them: Stop daydreaming! Get a girlfriend first! After using the washroom, I was strolling around the hallway where the windows were wide open and smelling the humid, post-rain air. I suddenly saw themittee member, Gong CaiCai, walking towards me with her head lowered. It just rained, so it was a bit cold. As a result, she could wear her uniform pants, instead of a skirt which causes her to be on edge, so she seemed a bit happy. I walked down the hallway with a gloomy expression, so it was clear I was in a bad mood. Even the seniors walked a different way. Thus the hallway in front of me became spacious and empty, it was like a private road just for me. Gong CaiCai never heads towards popted areas, thus when she saw this empty hallway, so took it without much thought. By the time she realized I was the one in front of her, we had almost collided. I, I, Im sorry! I didnt block the way on purpose! Gong CaiCais face was deathly pale and she walked clumsily towards the left side of the hallway to avoid me. I have already said before that I do not like to bully others, especially a crybaby like Gong CaiCai. Only weaklings bully the weak. Thats why before Gong CaiCai avoided me, I had already nned to step out of the way and I took a step towards the left side of the hallway. We both went left. From the perspective of an outsider, it looks like I purposely blocked Gong CaiCai. I clicked my tongue and decided to go right. Who knew Gong CaiCai also decided to go right and we both went right again. Why are you copying me! There is a limit to being a natural clutz! If you stood at the same spot, we both could have passed each other! I turned speedily towards the left for thest time. Gong CaiCai realized that she already blocked my way twice, she thought she was going to be killed, so she desperately tried to avoid me. I dont even have to say it, she chose to go towards the same side as me again. Thus we collided again. Gong CaiCai was short, but she hadrge breasts. Her breasts collided with my abdomen and it felt like getting hit by two volleyballs. With her reckless hit, she was able to push me back by half a step. But she got it worse. She staggered back five steps and sat down on the floor. She began to wipe her tears immediately after she sat down. Do-, dont kill me! I dont want to die~~~!! Who said I was going to kill you! I was going to help you up! If you are this afraid of me, will you faint if I go over there? What exactly did I do to give you the impression that Im a homicidal demon king?! There are no teachers in the hallway and students all looked at each other with dismay. No one dared help Gong CaiCai because they thought I would take it as a provocation. Stand up by yourself! I said to Gong CaiCai who was crying loudly on the floor, Can you act normally! Its awful society, no one wants your life! Dont take my life~~ Boo hoo hoo~~~ I dont want to die~~!! Gong CaiCai clearly did not listen to my words and she started to cry louder. Im not sure when Eunuch Cao came out from behind me, but he was interested in the crying Gong CaiCai, and he gave me a thumbs up. Leader, youre too cool! How did you know your disciple likes the sound of a girls wail? I have to quickly record this! He looked around for teachers before he took out the cellphone he snuck into school. Before he could press the record button, he received a knuckle to the head, and his phone was also taken away. Who! Who did it! I have connections to the student council! You dare... After he saw the person who took his phone was the ss leader, Shu Sha, he tightened his lips and turned silent. The ss leader put the confiscated phone in her pocket and went to help Gong CaiCai. At the same time, she turned around and red at me. It was as if she said Look at what youve done! My fault again? ss leader, you have too much of a bias towards females! Since I collided with Gong CaiCai, it should be treated like a traffic ident where both parties are equally responsible! Why did it be my fault just because Gong CaiCai cried! If youre this biased, the next time I collide with a girl, Ill sit down on the floor first and cry! Then lets see how you react! The ss leaderforted Gong CaiCai for a while like a mother amusing her child. I could vaguely hear the words Hes a gutless bandit who doesnt kill people, or Ill walk home with you after school. Whos a gutless bandit! Im not against the fact that you like to be a good person, but why do you always make me the bad guy! If Xiao Qin was watching, I would have shown you what a gutless bandit looks like! Ill definitely molest you in front of Xiao Qin. Ill feel Gong CaiCai and your ass before running away whileughing! In the afternoon, Xiao Qin finally came to school wearing her backpack. I looked out of the ssroom window and saw Auntie Rens bumblebee driving away. Since she sent her daughter toe to school, was the misunderstanding cleared? Xiao Qin told me that her mom took her to the hospital with a red face. My... My mom and her female ssmates, the gynecologists, gave me an inspection. They ignored me and strapped me to a gynecologist table with stirrups... They saw everything! It... Its so embarrassing!! Xiao Qin covered her face with her hands and probably wanted to crawl somewhere to hide. But... there was at least something good that came out of it... Xiao Qin slightly calmed her emotions and said to me while giggling: Mom told me to tell you: She wont take you or your dads life for now... Chapter 161 – Collecting Homework Is Also A Chore Chemistry ss was in the afternoon. Because the chemistry ss representative peeled the skin off his fingers when using potassium permanganate, the studentmittee member, Gong CaiCai, has to collect homework in his stead. Can you collect minesst! Im not done copying yet! There were a few female students who pleaded while writing at a tremendous speed. That actually was not that bad, at least they brought their own copies. There were a few tough female students who simply took a copy homework from the stack that Gong CaiCai collected. Then, they would start to copy without another word as if it had nothing to do with them. Um... Can you not take other students homework... Every time it happens, Gong CaiCai would stammer and use a voice as quiet as a mosquito to raise her objection. But if the other person res at her or ignores her, Gong CaiCai would lower her head and walk awayden with grief. The male students, on the other hand, were delighted to let Gong CaiCai collect homework. In order to reach their goal, they would want the math ss representative to get hydrocephalus, thenguage ss representative to get emphysema, the chemistry ss representative to get mercury poisoning, and the physics ss representative to get electrocuted. By the way, Niu ShiLi is the physics ss representative. He has a great body and I have never seen him take sick leave. Some male students would put their homework neatly in a stack waiting until Gong CaiCaies to their seat. Once Gong CaiCaies, they would ce their homework on both hands and present it to her like a treasure. It was all in order to see her grateful but somewhat unnatural smile. Some other male students were not that kind. They would purposely dy the amount of time it takes for them to take out their homework. It was all so Gong CaiCai will stand longer beside them so they can gaze at her chest, or perverted gaze as Eunuch Cao refers to it. Of course, you have to do this behind the ss leaders back. Otherwise, the ss leader would use a textbook to hit your head, or a thick dictionary if you were unlucky. Since Gong CaiCai was not that tall and shecked strength, every time she collected homework, she would always return to her desk halfway through. She would ce all the homework she collected on her desk so she can collect the remaining half. The big loss, Eunuch Cao, actually once hid all the homework Gong CaiCai put on her desk while the ss leader and Niu ShiLi were not present. When Gong CaiCai came back and realized the homework was missing, she was panicked to the point her whole face was covered with sweat and she searched everywhere. Then, Eunuch Cao crossed his legs,ughedsciviously and said: If you want to know where the homework went, then let me feel... feel... He stuck out his tongue and stared at Gong CaiCais breast with his beady eyes as if he had x-ray vision. Then he was held down by the ss leaders loyal dogs and given a beating. Die! Didnt the ss leader say dont bully our ssmates! Thats right! Also, themittee members breasts is a special resource of the 2-3 ss! Who says youre allowed to feel it! Gong CaiCai, dont be scared, were here to support you! Although Eunuch Cao did not get his way, from then on, Gong CaiCai never left the homework on her desk anymore. Even if it was difficult for her to walk while holding all of the homework, she still held back her distress. Not only was the pile of homework stacked very high, it was also very heavy. Because Gong CaiCais breasts were humongous, she had a high center of gravity, so it was one disaster on top of another. Sometimes her vision was blocked, so it was unavoidable for her to trip and fall forwards. The way she falls is pretty cute... Xiao Qin eyed the way Gong CaiCai fell and drew it on a sheet of paper, then she pressed the eraser part of her pencil against her chin while thinking. Isnt this referred to as tripping on t ground in manga? Reportedly it can increase the cuteness factor of a character... Should I try learning it... Learn? Dont you already have enough tricks? Can you even fit that many tricks in your head? Also, what are you drawing on your draft paper? Is that the studentmittee member? Is that supposed to be a body? Its just a mash of circles and squares! Also, Gong CaiCai trips on t ground because her center of gravity is too high, why would you trip on t ground? You used to take the horse stance all the time as a kid and you had a solid foundation. There is also nothing worth mentioning on the upper half of your body, so even if you tripped, it would definitely be faked! Gong CaiCai, who tripped again today, finally reached me and Xiao Qins spot to collect homework. Due to the incident in the hallway earlier, she did not dare look at me, she only faced Xiao Qin and said: Ca- ca- ca- can you give me your homework? (*^__^*) Sure! Xiao Qin said with all smiles, As long as you tell me your secret of how your breasts got so big, then Ill hand over my homework! Gong CaiCai blushed. Wh- wha- wha- what are you saying, Xiao Qin ssmate? Dont be stingy~~~ Xiao Qin grabbed onto the stic of Gong CaiCais pants so she could not get away, Isnt it the duty of amittee member to share their experiences? Can you share it with me? There must have been some secret in order to make it that big! Gong CaiCai was almost about to cry after being grabbed by Xiao Qin and being asked such an embarrassing question while being surrounded by boys. Wh- what secret? If there was a secret for growing taller, I would covet it... Look at how short I am... Whats wrong with being a bit short for a girl! Xiao Qin objected, Ive always worried that I would be taller than Ye Lin ssmate! After listening to Xiao Qin, Gong CaiCai snuck a peek at me, then immediately reverted her gaze. How, how would you be taller than Ye Lin ssmate? Ye Lin ssmate is the tallest among the male students... Currently, Xiao Qin was shorter than me by a head and she looked cute and helpless next to me. Obviously, no one would believe her when she said she was worried she would be taller than me. However, during the reign of the Little Tyrant, regardless if it was height or strength, she was superior to me. Based on that situation, it seemed very possible it would turn into a scenario where I would have to look up towards her and she would be able to easily pat the top of my head with a stretch of her arms. I trembled with fear and shuddered after thinking of that possibility. Xiao Qin ssmate, your homework... Gong CaiCai anxiously gazed at the homework hidden behind Xiao Qins back. No! Im not giving it to you! Xiao Qin stuck out her tongue and made a face at Gong CaiCai, Youre too stingy! You clearly have a secret for getting ample breasts, but you wont share! Just tell the chemistry teacher I didnt do my homework! Based on a normal train of thought, Gong CaiCai should just turn around and leave after what Xiao Qin said. After all when the timees, its Xiao Qin who will be scolded by the teacher. But she was stubborn, she felt it was her responsibility if she could not collect everyones homework. But, I really dont have a secret! I didnt even want this... Gong CaiCai said as she slightly lowered her head. She showed aplicated expression after seeing her protruding breasts. Im telling the truth... I sleep on my stomach every night to prevent them from growing any bigger... Xiao Qin, stop messing around. I estimated that Gong CaiCai would start crying if Xiao Qin kept bullying her. I did not want to hear that high-frequency bombardment again. Behave and hand over your homework. Dont cause trouble for themittee member. I said as I ced my chemistry on the top of the pile. I actually did not finish the homework, I wrote some random stuff for thest two questions. Thank... Thank you. Gong CaiCai promptly thanked me, perhaps she never expected that I would help her. Xiao Qin puffed her cheeks with envy. How envious! It got so big without doing anything! Although she said that, she still listened to me and obediently handed her homework to Gong CaiCai. But she demanded that her homework should be ced under mines. Because Im Ye Lin ssmates girl... No, Im his childhood friend, so our homework cant be separated! Xiao Qin sent me a nce as she changed her sentence. It meant How about it? I didnt forget to keep our secret. People would still call us childhood friends! Compliment me,pliment me! Gong CaiCai nodded her head like she half understood. Im serious! Xiao Qin emphasized, If someone wanted to copy and split apart Ye Lin ssmates and my homework, Ill be mad! Gong CaiCai revealed a difficult expression, But... Dont say but! Ill lift up your skirt if our homework gets split apart! Xiao Qin made a serious expression and threatened her. I remember the sportsmittee member threatened Gong CaiCai in the same manner previously. It is already well-known by everyone in the 2-3 that Gong CaiCai is afraid of getting her skirt lifted. Gong CaiCai was more calm than I expected, Um, Xiao Qin ssmate, Im not wearing a skirt today, haha... Thatugh at the end waspleted forced. It was like a Jewish person in a Nazi concentration camp that received news he would not be sent to the gas chambers today. Eh? I could still take off your pants even if youre not wearing a skirt! The evil Xiao Qin revised her threat. In short, protect our homework! They cannot be separated! Otherwise, everyone will know what kind of panties you wear! What, why... Gong CaiCai sniffed her nose and left Xiao Qin. She was gradually getting used to being bullied by the rough Xiong YaoYue, but she never expected to be bullied by the frail and fragile Xiao Qin. Hey. I reminded Xiao Qin, Arent you getting too full of yourself? Eh? Xiao Qin paid close attention to the homework in Gong CaiCais bosom and did not understand what I meant. Because I promised to be your girlfriend and Auntie Ren also let you off the hook. Is your Little Tyrant personality rebounding after you feel really lucky? Whos the Little Tyrant... Xiao Qin said with an ashamed expression, Dont bring up things from so long ago, Im currently a 100% pure girl! The kind of girl who bullies other girls? I asked in response, Did you forget that those who kick people around in shoujo manga always lose in the end? After my reminder, Xiao Qins face turned blue and she was stunned for a while. Not good... I did it unwittingly... Xiao Qin stuck all her fingers in her hair like she was repenting, but at the same time, it also seemed like she did not recognize her own mistake, Maybe it was because of envy... Im so envious that there exists a person whos worried about her breasts being too big! Mines are so small, someone must have stolen mine! Witchcraft, extraterrestrial technologies... Im so pitiful! Why cant I bully her a bit! She might return my breasts! What kind of logic is that? Do you think someone would use extraterrestrial technology to steal breasts instead of conquering the world? Also, you told Gong CaiCai to return your breasts... How? Can you absorb it if she returns it? The next day was pretty hot, but Gong CaiCai still did not wear a skirt. She also had a waistband tied tightly around her waist, it was tight to the point that breathing became difficult. Every time she saw Xiao Qin, she would lower her eyes and walk around her. She also did not initiate a conversation because she was afraid her pants would be pulled off. Finally, she fainted in PE ss because she had difficulties breathing. Eh? It wasnt even half ap? The sportsmittee member, Xiong YaoYue scratched her head. Then, she found a stretcher and carried the unconscious Gong CaiCai to the infirmary along with the ss leader. Hey ss leader, youre cking off! Xiong YaoYue did not forget to joke around even when carrying an injure person, Gong CaiCais upper body is heavier. Ill carry the feet side, you carry the head! The ss leader squinted her eyes and Xiong YaoYue turned silent. But, she still stuck out her tongue in defiance. I think Xiao Qin needs a good scolding. Chapter 162 – Gluttonous Little Piggy You should go to the infirmary and apologize. I said to Xiao Qin, After all, its mostly your fault that Gong CaiCai fainted in PE ss. Okay, Ill go! Xiao Qin replied immediately, I havent learned any new positions from sister Ying Ran recently! Its a good time for me to learn some more! I grabbed Xiao Qin by her cor and pulled her back right before she ran off. Learning new positions? What kind of good positions can you even learn from that female school doctor? It was almost as if this terrible situation was about to be yed in my brain. Since I gave an order, Xiao Qin will apologize to Gong CaiCai. The problem is what she will say to Chen YingRan in front of Gong CaiCai. Scenario one: Xiao Qin initiates the conversation and greets Chen YingRan: Sister Ying Ran! Teach me some more positions that will make Ye Lin ssmate happy today! Chen YingRan: Sure. Your body is pretty tough, have you tried lifting your legs straight up to your shoulders? Xiao Qin: Like this? Chen YingRan: Yeah! Amazing! Hold still, Ill act as the guy and you try to get a feel of when to move your hips... The forced spectator, Gong CaiCai: ѩnѣ##%##!! Scenario two: Chen YingRan initiates the conversation and greets Xiao Qin: Hey Xiao Qin. Its been a while, have you raped your boyfriend yet? Gong CaiCai: ѩnb Xiao Qin: Sister Ying Ran, stop joking around ^_^. Ye Lin ssmate doesnt like girls who take the initiative. Chen YingRan: Give him some drugs! Then he will push you down! Xiao Qin: Those kind of drugs will damage the body... Wait, what? There are ones that dont cause damage? Where can I buy those? Gong CaiCai: ѩnb......(n)~......XnX In short, no matter what, Gong CaiCai will be corrupted. Even if I go together with Xiao Qin, I cannot do anything about Chen YingRan, it might even have an adverse effect. After considering the situation above, I decided to not let Xiao Qin apologize, and only ordered her to not bully others anymore. Okay, Ill listen to Ye Lin ssmate! After all, youre my boy~friend! Since we were buying lunch from the food stalls behind the school, she brazenly said that line because there was nobody who we knew around us. Xiao Qin purposely wore a thin flowery dress. It was translucent under the rays of the afternoon sun, and you could almost see a silhouette of her leg. Does Ye Lin ssmate like this dress? Xiao Qin asked while giggling, I spent an entire night yesterday choosing a dress! You spent an entire night, but picked a dress that cant even cover your legs? There are a lot of men looking at you with bad intentions! Also, stop pulling on my arm! I cant pay for the food! Xiao Qin had been pestering me since yesterday to eat together, she said it was essential etiquette between lovers. I had no choice but toe to the street behind the school to buy some food from the street vendors. It was at least better than eating together at the school cafeteria, that would be too conspicuous. After eating two small egg patties, Xiao Qin said she was full. What? I remember the time when the ss leader bought you a box of seafood fried rice. You ate the entire box and said you were still hungry. How did your appetite decrease? Umm... I eat more when something is delicious... Xiao Qin brushed back the bangs hanging in front of her forehead, Also, Ill be a little piggy if I eat that much in front of my boyfriend (*^__^*) hehe.... Will you die if you stop trying to act cute? Do you still believe you have some sort of image in my mind? It is pointless pretending to be a virtuousdy in front of your childhood friend who knows everything! Just admit you are a glutton! The gluttonous, big-eater Xiao Qin, if you are not a little piggy, then who is? I did not say anything, but I bought three fried crab cakes from a teppanyaki stall and handed it to her. She received it happily and ate one, but she did not eat the remaining two. Why are you acting embarrassed! I know you can finish thest two! I said, Dont you eat seafood like Zhu BaJie? Who are you calling Zhu BaJie! Xiao Qin shifted her feet with a red face, Im trying to lose weight, lose weight! What happens if I get fatter after eating that much? Thus, I finished the two remaining fried crab cakes. I asked Xiao Qin multiple times if she wanted any, although she stared at the golden fried crab cakes while swallowing her saliva, she was still able to hold herself back. How foolish! I will not like you even if you maintain your body! Whats wrong with being regr childhood friends,ughing and eating together? Why do we have to be boyfriend and girlfriend! Although I dont really like seafood, I still purposely made a face like it was delicious to tempt her! Ka-cha, I suddenly heard the snap of camera not far behind us. I turned around vigntly and saw Eunuch Cao standing 10 meters away from us with a face full of sweat. Wh- what? I clearly set it to silent! Eunuch Cao started to operate his cellphone in a hurry. I think he probably wants to delete the photo. I walked over in a few steps and snatched his cellphone. As expected, the picture on the cellphones LCD screen was of a girls butt. To be specific, it was a picture of Xiao Qins skirt, an area where you could see a faint outline of her butt. Rebellious disciple, youre quite brave, eh? I deleted the photo with a few presses. I also took the opportunity to reformat his memory card, then I smiled coldly at him. Master, spare me! I admit my wrongs! Eunuch Caopletely disregarded the stares of the people around us and kneeled on the streets. He hugged one of my legs while sobbing and begging: I was confused. After I saw your wifes beautiful figure, I wanted to leave a photo as a souvenir... No, it was to be used to pray to the gods for blessings, please forgive me, master! Who would even believe you! Did you want to use a picture of Xiao Qins butt to pray to the gods? How sphemous! Also, didnt your phone get confiscated by the ss leader? How did you get it back? Eunuch Cao exined. He begged the ss leader and told her that he had precious family photos on his phone. If it was handed over to the headteacher, his previous memories would be gone. The ss leader thought he was pitiful and let him take back his phone. But before giving the phone back to him, Loud Mouth yed with it for a bit. Now I know! That must have been when it was changed! Eunuch Cao eximed, It took a lot of work to change the shutter to silent mode, how could Loud Mouth do this?! She set the shutter sound to its original settings! I... I clicked my tongue and Eunuch Cao immediately lowered his body and turned silent. He only raised his eyes to see any changes to my expression. To be honest, its hard to be serious with someone like Eunuch Cao, hes like a gummy candy. Also, since I already reformatted his memory, I think it was enough of a punishment. The AV films he hid have probably all been erased. I suddenly thought that this was a great opportunity to train Xiao Qin. She had androphobia for males of simr age and she had been silent for a while now. Xiao Qin. I waved my hand in front of her eyes and brought her back to reality. This guy was secretly taking pictures of you. What should we do with him? His fate all depends on your words! Eunuch Cao was kowtowing to the point it was like a pounding mortar, Please spare me! I wont do it again! May you and your husband live a long and happy life together and have many grandchildren~~~~ Xiao Qin originally had a cautious stance. She had her head lowered and hid her eyes behind her bangs, she also had a defensive posture. But after seeing theical Eunuch Cao and being referred to as my wife, she started tough. She waved to me without speaking, it signified that we did not have to bother with Eunuch Cao anymore. It seems it used too much of her energy after she locked eyes with Eunuch Cao twice. Thus, she turned around and let me handle the rest. Hmph, count yourself lucky! I tossed the cellphone to Eunuch Cao and he caught it in a fluster before it almost hit the ground. Great! If things go ording to n, and I could slowly cure Xiao Qins androphobia by letting her get used to guys her age, then she will not be entangled with me anymore! By that time, the world will be her oyster and she could have her pick! After I made a realization, I waved my hands telling Eunuch Cao to leave. Xiao Qin returned to her normal state 5 minutes after Eunuch Cao left. Phew~~ How scary! Xiao Qin said with a lingering fear, Why do all males other than Ye Lin ssmate look so ugly! What kind of beauty standards do you have! Not all males are ugly just because Eunuch Cao is ugly! For example, Shen ShaoYi is recognized to be handsome by all the female students of 28 Middle! I was nning to push you to someone else after you cured your androphobia! But it turns out that there is also something wrong with your eyes? Do I look handsome in your eyes even though I have the face of a homicidal maniac?! Also, why are they as perverted as Ye Lin ssmate even though they are so ugly! I, I wont wear a thin dress like this anymore! Eh? Did you finally realize you were exposing yourself? Not only do you have to worry about the thickness of your skirt, you should pay attention to when you go up and down stairs or when you stand and sit! There are still many areas where you have to learn to act like a girl! But, although he was ugly, I liked what he said. You already mentioned Eunuch Cao was ugly within three minutes. Although he is indeed ugly, is there a need to voice it out? Since he called you master, then I would, of course, be his masters wife! He also wished for us to live a long and happy life together! Yeah~ Although hes ugly, he must be a good person! How did you judge he was a good person that easily? What weird criteria do you use in order to determine if someone is a good person? Are they a good person as long as they approve our rtionship, regardless of their moral conduct? Although I cant speak to this good person, I might help him out a bit if anyone causes him a lot of trouble! Xiao Qin solemnly vowed while gripping her two small fists. Help him a bit? How would you help him a bit? Like the time you bullied me a bit when you were the Little Tyrant? Eunuch Cao picked up such an outrageous protective talisman for free! He does not have to be afraid of the hoodlums who hang out outside the school gates anymore! Now other than me, even Xiao Qin is protecting you! I cannot believe someone so immoral and wretched gained such power simply by saying master and masters wife. Why do you get such good luck! Do you think you are the main protagonist!? Chapter 163 – Please Change a Posture TN: Hi! We set up a new Discord server for announcements and website status (grrr, that white screen of death). Feel free to join here: (https://discord.gg/FtQMgsy). Its also probably the best ce to contact us if you need anything since I gots it on my phone. Enjoy the chapter! I have noticed a lot of strange phenomenons urringtely. 28 Middle has a pretty big campus, but there is only one old and one young security guard. That is why there are always a bunch hoodlums running around causing trouble at the back of the school, doing things like extorting money or harassing girls. Although they move far away every time they see me, these urrences cant be seen anymore. Its as if all the hoodlums turned over a new leaf within a night. Even if peaked cap guy spread a rumor that I had AIDS, it doesnt mean everyone would believe him. Even if they do believe him, there is no reason to give up their main source of ie and entertainment because of me. Xiao Qin, what do you think? I asked for Xiao Qins opinion on the way back to school. I wanted to get some opinions from someone who was once a tyrannical thug. Xiao Qin was originally walking by my side, but she cant hold on to my arms anymore as we got closer to the school since we might be seen, so she seemed disappointed. Her eyes lighted up after I took the initiative to speak to her. She imitated the speech of people from ancient times, and cupped her fist and said: Lord, I believe it is certain that this matter is strange! I increased my pace and pretended I dont know her. Ye Lin ssmate, dont leave~! Xiao Qin caught up with small quick steps, It was a joke~ Ask me again, Ill answer seriously! Okay? Then can you tell me why there arent any more hoodlums messing around in 28 Middle? Because the entire school has been enveloped by Ye Lin ssmatess monarch aura, thats why... I reached out and grabbed one of Xiao Qins ears. Ow, ow, ow, ow !! Xiao Qin wailed, but she did not hit my hand, instead she let me keep holding onto her ear. By the way, cartge feels great. Xiao Qins ear feels like a delicate toy, and it turns red if I just apply slight pressure. Especially since I am taller than Xiao Qin, I can keep pulling on her ear. In order to not feel any pain, Xiao Qin could only tilt her head and follow me on tiptoes. It kind of felt like I was carrying out a grudge, at the same time, I thought: If I keep on bullying Xiao Qin like this for five or six years, will I bring my feelings back into bnce? Then... No, no, I threw away that unrealistic thought. After six years, we will be almost twenty years old. People always say a girl changes eighteen times from childhood to adulthood, not only appearance, but there will also be many changes to her personality. I think Xiao Qin will get tired of these lovey-dovey games in less than six years, and she will throw herself out into the vast new world. Ah, thats why I should use this opportunity to bully her a bit more. It is even better if she runs away because she cant stand it anymore. Xiao Qin wailed initially, but eventually, she resigned herself. She had pitiful eyes like a dog that broke their owners vase. Also, her face became even more red, it was definitely not only due to the pain. Ye, Ye Lin ssmate, my neck is getting a bit sore... Xiao Qin said with rapid breaths. Eh? Are you finally going to beg for mercy? Im not the same as the merciless Little Tyrant. Ill let you go as long as you beg for mercy, go ahead and beg! Lower your once arrogant head! Hey, wait, I dont think I ever begged the Little Tyrant for mercy before! Would she have let me go if I begged... No way! She would probablyugh at me while increasing the intensity! Ye Lin ssmate, I was wrong. Can we change a punishment posture? What? Change the posture? My feet are sore from standing on tiptoes the entire time. Also, your arm must be sore from lifting it the entire time! Eh? Should you be worried about if my arms are sore when you are receiving punishment? Worry about yourself! There are still six years of torture waiting in front of you! Dont misunderstand, Im not trying to use an excuse to escape from my punishment! Im already very happy that Ye Lin ssmate is willing to touch me. Its just that... Im worried about tiring out Ye Lin ssmate... Then, her tone change and she became excited. How about going to the infirmary! We could change to a punishment position that takes less effort! Keep dreaming! Youre probably nning on seducing me with your body! I wont fall for it! Certain H manga have scheming girls who use their bodies and tears as a weapon. They slowly trick the male protagonist. Here are the specific steps: Try to create a chance for the other person to push you down Start crying as hard as possible after falling Repeat the steps above Of course, it is useless against people who already know the game. It is only suitable to be used on people with a good conscience who has a strong sense of responsibility. I dont have much resistance towards a girls tears, just that was already too much, if I did all that before the crying, I would crumble. There was still Auntie Rens warning. She usually keeps a low profile, but she bes prejudiced as long as it has something to do with her daughter. I heard that one of the conditions to let Xiao Qin go back to school was to ept that embarrassing inspection at regr intervals! Its a good thing my mom knows how to do the inspection herself now. I dont have to go to the hospital and sit on stirrups anymore... Last time, they werementing while doing the inspection! I was embarrassed to death! Xiao Qin already told me about it once before on our way home. Now, every time I take a shower with my mom, she wants to sit in the bathtub with my legs open and let her inspect me! Although its my mom, its still embarrassing. In order to reduce the mental burden, I close my eyes and pretend its Ye Lin ssmate giving me the inspection... Do you feel any burden if you are showing it to me instead of your mother? No, I cant think about it anymore! Every time I imagine Xiao Qin sitting naked in the tub with her legs open in an M shape while letting her mom inspect her, I feel this weird urge burning inside me! To summarize, I should do something her mom would not realize, pulling on her ears is fine. The passing 28 Middle students saw me pulling on Xiao Qins ear with an evil smile on my face while Xiao Qin did not resist. They all cried out for Xiao Qin in their hearts, but no one actually came to stop me. It was only when we walked away, they discussed in a quiet voice: He doesnt even let his childhood friend off. Look, shes almost crying because of the pain. Hey, did you know? I heard Xiao Qin is afraid of touching guys! Whats so strange about that! Its definitely because Ye Lin is too possessive and he forced her to be like that! I heard Ye Lin raped her in the fourth grade, and shes already had multiple abortions... Fuck, what a piece of shit! Why didnt he get struck by lightning when it was rainingst night! Where did these rumorse from? I was still groaning and moaning under the Little Tyrants feet in the fourth grade! It would be more reasonable to say the Little Tyrant burst my chrysanthemum! Besides, I have the right to educate my girlfriend, what does it have to do with you outsiders? Ye Lin, what are you doing! It was a loud shout that almost gave me a heart attack. The ss leader walked briskly towards us along with Loud Mouth and Little Smart. They saw the entire scene where I was bullying Xiao Qin. Before the ss leader even spoke, Loud Mouth rushed towards me and tried to kick my butt. I dodged in a hurry and let go of my hand that was pulling on Xiao Qins ear. The ss leader pulled Xiao Qin towards her and said: Dont be afraid, were here. Then she turned around and asked me sternly: Why are you pulling on the ears of a ssmate? Do you always bully people like this when Im not around? ss leader, be a bit reasonable, this was the first time I pulled on someones ear since I started school! You saw the only time and you automatically assumed I have done it many times! Actually, arent you the one who loves pulling on our ssmates ears?! I have seen you pulling Xiong YaoYue and Eunuch Caos ears many times! You ear pulling maniac, what gives you the right to criticize me! Its not the same! Loud Mouth said proudly, The ss leader pulls on ears to carry out justice, how can it bepared to your evil ways! Tell me, how did Xiao Qin offend you? You were going to force her to treat you to a meal, right? Who wants her to treat me to a meal! Why do you think everyone only thinks about food just because you love to eat! Little Smart, who was like shadow standing behind the ss leader, spoke: It was because Xiao Qin didnt listen to him. You know whats going on? The ss leader and Loud Mouth turned around to look at Little Smart, and even I was interested on why I hit Xiao Qin. Little Smart squinted at me with her eyes that were full of wisdom. It was like she was not looking at me, but at the far and vast outer space behind me. Think about it. After Gong CaiCai woke up, didnt she say Xiao Qin threatened she would pull off her pants? That wouldnt really benefit Xiao Qin, so it must have been Ye Lin who forced her to say it! ss leader, wasnt there also a time when Ye Lin forced Xiao Qin to ask for your photos? The ss leader blushed and said a line that was contradictory: I dont remember, I also never gave him my photos. Loud Mouth ced her hands on her hips and pointed at me angrily, I wasnt nning on scolding you since you treated me to a meal before, but you went too far! If youre a man, go pull off her pants yourself if you want to see panties! Dont make Xiao Qin do your work! Please stop, stop talking. Everyone around us could hear! I will treat you to a mealter! Loud Mouth stopped shouting after she heard that I will treat her to a meal. Ill let you off this time! But if you do this again, I wont let you go even if you treat me to a banquet! Then she pulled Xiao Qin towards the food stall street after she finished speaking. Umm... Ive already eaten! Xiao Qin wanted to struggle free and head to school with me. No! No one will save you if you follow him and get bullied again! Loud Mouth did not let go, her arms that were as thick as daikon were full of strength. Xiao Qin would not be able to break free without martial arts. The ss leader walked at the end of the group. Before walking away, she turned and looked at me. Her eyes were full of disappointment like the time when she found out her brother was cross-dressing. I stood at the same spot with my hands in my pockets and made a face to protest against the ss leader. After the ss leader saw me act like a gangster, she immediately changed to the expression of the Justice Devil. She bit her lips and fiercely stared at me as if to say Just you wait. Of course Ill wait! Do you think Im afraid of you?! Chapter 164 – Wiretapping When I was eating dinner, my dad asked me about the matter with Xiao Qin. Ever since he was pped by Auntie Ren, half his face was swollen like a balloon, and he could only eat porridge for every meal. Just a few days ago, he was savoring Auntie Rens steamed sea cucumber bamboo chicken, retribution surees fast. I reiterated multiple times that nothing happened between me and Xiao Qin, but he did not believe me. He pointed to the school uniform hanging on our balcony. Theres no way that small uniform is yours, right? It shrunk after being washed. I said a tant lie with a straight face. Stop trying to deceive me! Do you think Im still drunk? My dad said angrily, Do you think I dont know that theres a difference between male and female uniforms for your school! Theres a red stripe on the sleeve of this uniform! Its clearly a girls uniform! Why is it at our house! Well, I wasnt the one who took it off. I picked up some stir-fried onions and stuffed it in my mouth while talking back to my father. Its not okay even if she took it off herself! My old man stared at me with his swollen face that I could not take seriously, he wanted to have a serious conversations between us. No matter what, return their clothes after it dries. They have to have their uniform, right? I nodded, Actually, its summer right now, so the spring uniform isnt worn often anymore. Also, that pair of running shoes also belongs to them, right? Hurry and return it! Okay, okay, Ill return it. You just focus on eating porridge, you wont be full if you dont eat more... Umm... Xiao Lin, you have to return that girls underwear too... Underwear? Where is there underwear! Did Xiao Qin not take her underwear with her? That day, after you went to school, I found a bra and a pair of underwear in the washroom... Since it was damp, I wasnt sure if it had been washed yer, so I threw it into the washing machine and gave it another wash... Thats definitely Xiao Qins! Why did you wash it! It waspletely unnecessary! Eh? I was wrong? My dad knitted his brows while holding a bowl of rice, Maybe, I shouldnt have washed it? You have a use for unwashed underwear? You should have told me earlier! What would I use it for? Youre so considerate, next time, would you leave an original pair of underwear for me? I already told you to stop reading so much H manga! If you keep it up, your studies... Oh wait, you already graduated, I meant your job... Oh wait, your job is selling H manga... In short, if this keeps up, how would you live a rich and fulfilling life! Oh... I heard girls nowadays are obsessed with cleanliness, they probably dont want anything an uncle like me touched. Thats why I used a pair of chopsticks to put the underwear in the washing machine! Im pretty attentive, eh? Hmph, I dont care if you touch it directly with your hands, its only a triangr piece of fabric. Why do you have to treat it like it has divine power? But, I forgot where I ced the chopsticks after I used it. Maybe, the pair in your hands right now... Fuck, I almost spat out everything! I was wondering why there was the taste of rainwater on these chopsticks! I cant believe you still considered yourself to be attentive! Its pretty normal to rub one out with a girls underwear, but Im eating with underwear! My dad was embarrassed after being stared at by me. Basically I washed it and dried it, you should find a good time to return it... By the way, dont tell her I was the one who washed it, just say you were the one who washed it. I was able to finish my dinner with some reluctance after switching a pair of chopsticks, but I felt there was still a weird taste left in my mouth. I decided to go out for a run at night. Lately, I have only been running onep around DongShan Lake and I felt it was not enough. The weather has been pretty abnormal recently, it changes quite frequently. The days are still hot while the nights are windy. I thought it would be best if I wore a pair of long pants. Then my dad told me that he washed all my pants when he had nothing to do at home. Dad, are you doing this for revenge! Did you feel bad because Auntie Ren hit you cause of me, so you want to strike back? Why dont you wear the QingZi Academy uniform? My dad reminded me. You looked pretty cool thest time you wore it. Thats right, I have not worn that coffee-brown western style uniform in a long time. Compared to the uniform of 28 Middle, this uniform had better materials, and it was also tailored to fit. Even though the uniform does not add any charm to someone like Xing Xing, it gives off a good martial aura when someone with muscles like me wears it. Also, this uniform had a longer top, the advantage to that design is: My legs seem longer after I wear it, its an amazing property of the uniform! Thus before I left, I looked at myself in the mirror on the door of the washroom for the first time. No wonder people say clothes make a man. I felt like my threatening aura decreased significantly after wearing this uniform. If my gaze can be a bit gentler, people might believe it if I said I was a good person. I left the house empty-handed after I determined my dad was not going to go out tonight. After running for 200m aimlessly, I decided to visit QingZi Academy since I was wearing the uniform anyway. I was going to check on Ai Mi, and I also had to speak with Peng TouSi. When I arrived in front of the VIP building in QingZi Academy, I met Peng TouSi leisurely watering the flowers. Eh? A retired killer, a current bodyguard, is also now a gardener?! Did you know you almost got me killed? Yet you are still watering flowers in a carefree manner? Can you face my soul that was already killed by Auntie Ren in a parallel universe? Peng TouSi pointed towards the flowerbed and said: These sunflowers will take another seven or eight months to bloom. Dont forget toe by at that time! You could have grown anything, and you chose sunflowers! Are you unsatisfied with the radius of a chrysanthemum so you grew the extrarge sunflowers? I really hope a group of zombiese and eat those nts that Peng TouSi is taking care of! If youre looking for Miss Ai Mi, shes not able to receive guests right now because shes getting a massage. Peng TouSi said as he nced at the watch on his wrist, If you wait half an hour... No, I was just passing by. Ill take my leave now if shes not avable. I said in embarrassment, Dont tell Ai Mi I came! I was about to leave but I saw 004 and 005 exit the VIP building. They were having a heated discussion, of course, it was in English. What? Iughed, Are they discussing how to defend against Xiao Qins ball buster attack? Its a move that has a long history... Peng TouSi shook his head, Its true they are afraid of the kick, but they are currently discussing the listening device... The ck death god then lowered his voice. We actually nted a micro-listening device in Miss Ai Mis rain boots and some other ces. It was how 004 and 005 were able to listen to the situation inside your house from the outside. But for some reason, there was some interference with the signal... Interference? Are you using a cheap listening device? I thought what I said was preposterous after it left my mouth. While Im not an expert in electronics, it seems theres another listening device that was operating on the same frequency. Thats what caused the interference are you also being monitored? Eh? Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!??? Why is there another listening device in our house? My dad and I are nobodies, why do we need to be monitored with advanced listening devices? Is it the husband of the woman who almost shot the in Chinese AV series with my dad? No way! If that was the case, her husband is way too effective! If hes that good, he doesnt even need to nt listening devices, he could just catch them in the act! If it wasnt for monitoring to my dad, is it for monitoring me? But, is there anyone with motives to monitor me? Wait! If I think carefully, there is someone with a motive. Its Xiao Qin! She probably wants to hear the sound of me sleeping every night! If it was Xiao Qin who installed the listening device, when and where did she install it? Do I even need to ask? She only came to my house once, it was when she used therge thermos to deliver the bamboo chicken! I still havent had the chance to return the thermos, its still sitting at home in the kitchen! Was the listening device hidden in the thermos? Did she deliver food to me because she wanted to listen to my every move? The time when Ai Mi slept at my house was purely idental, there were no prior indications or nning. But, Xiao Qin said she felt it with telepathy, and she actually crawled outside our room in the pouring rain to look inside. She basically already knew that Ai Mi was already at my house. If I put all the clues together, Xiao Qin definitely nted a listening device in my house! What was that line they always say in Conan or Kindaichi? Right, there is only one truth! I swear on my grandfathers name: the listening device is in that outrageouslyrge thermos! Also, I heard that long-distance listening devices use a lot of power. If she uses the thermos as a medium, she can use delivering food as an excuse to take back the thermos and charge the battery! Xiao Qin, you went too far! I cant believe you would use these unscrupulous means to monitor my everyday life! What should I do? Should I expose her n in front of her? Should I make her kneel down and vow to never do it again? No, I might not get good results. I should beat her at her own game. I will intentionally say hurtful lines to the listening device, such as saying Xiao Qin is only a backup girlfriend, Ill dump her after Im done ying with her or such lines to my dad. This way her attraction towards me would drop drastically. After I made this n, my body was filled with energy, and I felt like I was the master of the universe. At this time, I heard a dog bark. Obama came out from the bushes and started rubbing against my feet intimately and shamelessly begged for food. This husky was pretty dumb, but fortunately, it had a docile personality. It would not hurt anyone even if it was not put on a leash. I have not yed with a dog in a while and my heart felt a bit itchy. Hence, I asked Peng TouSi if I could take Obama on a stroll. Peng TouSi thought about it carefully, then he nodded in agreement. Then, he gave me a thick leash for the dog. This dog is good at finding the way, Miss Ai Mi used him many times to get home, so dont worry even if you guys get separated, he should still be able to find his way back Just make sure he doesnt bite any kids. He doesnt like to be petted, as far as I know, he only lets you and Miss Ai Mi pet him. Obama obediently let me attach the leash onto his cor. He wagged his tail happily as if he knew someone was going to take him on a walk. Ill take at most an hour, then Ill bring him back! I waved goodbye to Peng TouSi before leading Obama out of the school gates. Since we came out of the VIP building, the security did not really bother us. A lot of nearby students looked at me as if I was a deity. Obama and I went for a run on roads that had fewer cars. Obama had incredible stamina. He probably would not get tired even if I did. Thus, I reduced my pace to a walk and Obama followed behind with a nk expression. We inadvertently walked to a small za paved with colorful bricks. There was a lot of exercise equipment on the sides of the za, there were a lot of seniors using it, and some were using it with their grandchildren. This za was near the Love Pet Hospital. I came here a few times before with Xiao Ding, but since it was full of women and children, we called this ce the women and children square. I was not the only one walking a dog under the streetlights. White Samoyeds, brown weiner dogs, golden pomeranians, and grey pekingese. Each was happier than the next, they were walking around with their owners and you can hear the non-stop barks andughter. But not all of the dogs were willing to get close to that person who was under the streetlight. All the dogs kept at least ten meters away from the streetlight. It was like there was a territory forbidden to dogs with a ten meter radius with the streetlight as the center point. It was as if that person was a doggy terminator, they would shoot any dog that steps into that territory. The ss leader stood with her back to the streetlight pole. She looked extremely lonely and sad even though she was surrounded by joyous pets. As an outsider, she could only watch from a distance, with no hopes of getting any closer. Her expression was as if she was abandoned by the world, each strand of her hair expressed her loneliness, and she did not even notice when I came to the za. Chapter 165 – I Also Have What You Have I was overjoyed when I saw the lonely ss leader standing under the streetlight: Thats what you get for scolding me at school! Thats what you get for having high moral standards! Wasnt there someone called Loki from the Avengers who ended up being pursued into a ck hole? You are pretty much the same as Loki, but instead, you are in a region devoid of animals, hope you enjoy it! Hmph, although you may be popr in ss, you are helpless against these animals. Unlike me... Wait, no! That seems as if I would be better fit with animals... Truth be told, animals definitely like me more than humans do. What? You say Xiao Qin likes me? Are you saying I should be burned alive by the FFF group because Im not satisfied with a girl liking me? Nonsense! She doesnt count! I usually dont even categorize her as human, but rather a fierce beast like a saber-tooth tiger! I rejoiced as I watched the ss leader from a distance. I wanted to see if the ss leader would do something she would never usually do. Such as running around crazily until she catches a slower dog and petting it crazily like a drug addict, or something like that. But in the end, she did not do anything, she only silently watched the dogs ying. Her longing gaze was like a criminal in hell gazing at the heavens. Anyways, what did you do? Did you receive gics of an animal ughterer from your ancestors? Also, dont hunters usually hunt alongside dogs? Why would dogs be afraid? Unless they werent normal hunters, but they were like Bear Grylls who sees all living things as calories! The ss leader gazed a bit more before she closed her eyes and gently sighed to the unchangeable reality in front of her. Next, as if it was fine watching from a distance, she did not have any more expectations, and her whole body was gray! What a gloomy color! Now youreughing! The type ofugh that says Although were far apart, its fine as long as youre happy! ss leader, why do you have to this to yourself! You can just raise a puppy and let it get used to your scent, and that should definitely cause you to break free of your curse of being hated by animals! Is it because of your brother? Since your brother bullies animals when you are not looking, you would rather suffer a bit than let innocent animals be harmed? Your brother deserves to be hung and beat! You can hand him to me if you dont want to hit him! You look so pitiful right now that even I cant stand watching from the sides anymore! Thus, I stuck one hand in my pocket and walked into the territory devoid of animals with Obama. Right as we stepped into that invisible territory, Obamas hair stood at its ends, his whole body started to tremble, and he refused to walk inside. Its really damn effective! Obama was not this afraid of youst time in the bicycle rack! Are you releasing some sort of pressure aura unconsciously because you desire the love of animals? Not only does it have the aura of the Justice Devil, but does it also have the scary halo of being a hunters descendant? Do you think Im out of options? Not only can my Metal Blood Lone Wolfs red fighting spirit suppress your white fighting spirit, but my ability to appease animals is also stronger than your scary halo! I slightly bent my waist and pet Obamas head, then I pulled him forward one step. I rubbed his head again, then I pulled him forward another step. I finally got the damn dog close enough so the ss leader can reach it, it was tiring as hell. Its been said that the darkest area is directly under the streetlight, plus I was wearing another schools uniform, so she did not recognize me or she was too focused on the dog. Obama stuck out his long tongue and stared at the ss leaders legs. I suddenly remembered that Ai Mi once told me that Obama always uses Peng TouSis left leg when hes in heat Thus, I tightened my grip on the leash to prevent him from suddenly jumping on the ss leaders leg. After seeing someone leading a husky towards her, the ss leader was pleased and she politely asked: Can I pet him? I nodded for consent and the ss leader immediately squatted in front of Obama. She was eager but was notcking in elegance, she used one hand to hold her skirt on her knees, and the other hand to pet Obamas head with a smile on her face. When girls squat down when wearing skirts, its easy for them to be exposed, but the ss leader handled it wlessly. Not even a tiny spot was revealed, what a shame... No, I mean, Xiao Qin should learn from her. To prevent Obama from biting the ss leaders hand, I also squatted down and held Obama down by his neck. On one hand, I can use my scent to calm him down, and on the other hand, I can stop him in case he acts violently. The ss leader finally had her wish fulfilled, she was able to feel the soft ck fur on Obamas head and his damp snout. The Justice Devil, who was always serious in the ssroom, smiled like a little girl. Huh? This dog looks familiar, have I seen it before? The ss leader recognized the dog before me. Also, when she spoke, she waspletely focused on petting the dog and she did not look at me. After a while, the ss leader became embarrassed. Sorry, I took up a lot your time. The ss leader looked at me for first time tonight, Your dog is really obedient, if I had... She spoke halfway before having a shocked expression. You... Why are you wearing another schools uniform?! I raised one eyebrow, Why cant I? Also, is this how you treat your benefactor? If it wasnt for me, how long would you have waited for a dog who wasnt afraid of death? The ss leaders face turned red after being pricked by my words. I... Even if Im hated by every single animal in the world, I dont need you to pity me! Its useless putting up a strong front. In this situation, you are clearly only strong in appearance but weak in reality watch me y some pranks on you! ss leader, are you sure you dont want to pet a bit longer? I used my chin to point towards Obama who was using his hind leg to scratch an itch. The ss leader looked at the fluffy sled dog that was within arms reach. Her eyes sparkled like Ai Mi when she looked at chips, but she went against her desires and said: I wont pet your dog, take it and leave! Tsch~why are you acting tsundere! Iughed at the ss leader while adjusting my cor, How about this, if you bark like a dog in front of me, Ill let you pet to your hearts content! The ss leader said furiously: I wont bark like a dog! Dont take this too far! Her voice was a bit loud and it caused all the surrounding elders to look at us. Since I was wearing the QingZi Academy uniform and the ss leader was wearing the 28 Middle uniform, the difference between a private school and a public school was pretty obvious. One auntie said shakily to the white haired granny next to her: Isnt just because his family has some stinkin money? Whats so great about being a trust fund baby? I cant believe hes harassing that little missus. Not only did the granny have poor hearing, her eyesight was also bad. She squinted and looked around on the floor, then she said in a hurry: Money? Wheres the money? An uncle with a beer belly cut in from behind: Dont guess randomly! I think those two know each other and theyre in a fight, maybe they might breakup! The old granny became more anxious, A pickpocket? Why didnt you tell me there was a pickpocket! My son forced me to take some money on my stroll... I felt awkward listening to the bystanders discussion, but I stood straight, I cant give up harassing... No, I cant give up teasing the ss leader halfway. I continued to speak: Whats wrong with barking a few times! If you can master this importantnguage, once the doggies take over the world, they might make you a governor or something! The ss leaders eyes immediately softened, she sunk into her own imagination dont tell me shes imagining herself as the governor whos working for dogs? Are you willing to throw away your dignity as a human in order to be liked by pets? I waved my hand back and forth in front of the ss leaders eyes in order to bring her back to the ice-cold reality. Stop daydreaming! Its still far from the time when doggies take over the world! Also, cats wont standby without doing anything! You should live in the moment and grab onto any opportunity you get! How about it? Ill let you pet if you bark! Its not that difficult. Ill teach you, just say meow, meow, meow, meow! The ss leader was upset, How is that a dog? Its clearly woof, woof, woof, woof! Iughed and pped my hands together, How about that? Didnt you bark like a dog? You... The ss leader bit her lips and turned silent after realizing she was made a fool. I brought Obama to the ss leader afterpleting my objective. Stop biting your lips, its going to bleed. I keep my promises,e and pet! I thought the ss leader would not hold grudges and happily squat down to pet the dog, but she angrily snorted, turned around, and quickly walked away. She left me and Obama under the streetlights where we were at the mercy of the bystanders. It looks like they broke up? The uncle with the beer belly scratched his oily face. Serves him right! The auntie spat on the ground, She was too good for him! Compensation? The insurancepany wouldpensate me? The old granny shook her walking stick in the air excitedly, Ill tell my son to call the insurancepany right now! I remained standing under the streetlight, and I felt a bit disappointed. I originally thought I could tease the ss leader a bit more, but who knew she would be so narrow-minded. Now it was my turn to feel empty and lonely. After dazing around for ten minutes or so, all of a sudden, I saw the ss leadere back. This time, her face was filled with pride and the unwillingness to admit defeat. Even if the end of the world happened all of a sudden, she would deal with it calmly and not show any signs of cowardice. The source of her courage: She was holding a leash in her hands. At the end of the leash was the little ck dog she once helped treat and hold on her knees she definitely borrowed it from the Love Pet Hospital. So she came to show off! Is this dog not that scared of you because you once helped treat it when it was sick? Huh? Something seems off! The dog clearly does not have much strength, yet its running for its life, and the leash is as straight as a metal rod! Isnt he using all his strength to try to break free? Youre not noticing because its behind you! Its just as you said, a dog views you as a ferocious beast once it is healed! Do you think this dog is an exception? Its clearly scared to the point of trembling! The ss leader finally noticed the strange behavior of the little ck dog. Her sense of superiority that she built up with great difficult crashed down like dominoes. Good boy, dont be scared, its me! Did you forget? The ss leader squatted down with her back against me. She held the dogs two front paws emotionally and hoped tofort it by speaking to it. The little ck dog shivered. I wont hurt you! I... I have something to eat! The ss leader took out a piece of beef jerky. The little ck dog started to tremble even harder. Why wont you eat it? Its not poisoned! The ss leaders voice became even more pitiful. I wanted tough, but couldnt. When I lost attention for a second, Obama pulled the leash out of my hand and ran as fast as lightning in front of the ss leader, then he swallowed the beef jerky in one gulp. I was originally afraid that Obama would hurt someone, so I ran forward to grab onto the leash. Fortunately, this gluttonous dog was only interested in food. Although the ss leader was surprised, she was happy that a dog finally ate food that she took out. The problem was that after Obama ate the jerky, he started to eye the little ck dog. The little ck dog, who just recovered from an illness, and whose body was not even one-tenth the size of Obama, was unfortunately, a female dog. Chapter 166 – Two Ends of a Bench People who have raised dogs before should know that dogs have a vulgar way of greeting each other. Its sniffing each others butts, its roughly equivalent to a handshake between humans. As a Mr. Perfect dog from America, Obama first walked a circle around the little ck dog. Then, he sniffed the little ck dogs butt like a gentleman, afterwards... Afterward, he pounced like a zombie breaking through a gate! He pressed down of the hips of the little ck dog with his two sturdy front paws, and he used his hind paws to stand up straight. Soon after, he stuck up that red rod that should not be looked at, and they were going to perform the ceremony between husband and wife! I was not sure if the little ck dog was willing or if it was terrified of the ss leader. Unexpectedly, it remained trembling in its original spot with no intention of resisting. The ss leader initially thought the two dogs were ying around, she was looking forward to watching them y at a close distance, she never thought they were nning on copting! There was arge disparity in size between the male and the female. The males face was fierce and sinister; the female was trembling and resigned her fate to the gods, it was a real-life rape scene! I pulled hard on the leash and pulled Obama away right before he seeded. The ss leader also hastily put the little ck dog in her arms. Sheforted the startled dog while gazing at me and Obama with distrust. A good dog was misguided by you. Obamas thing under his crotch turned purple because he did not achieve his objective. Its shape was simr to a hammer, it kind of reminded me of the Soviet Unions g. The ss leader was embarrassed to look this way, so she turned her head to the side when she spoke. Everyone says that a dogs personality is influenced by its master, now I know thats definitely true! This dog was just cured and its so small, how could you... The ss leader stared at me with hatred in her eyes. It was as if the one who wanted to ride the little ck dog was the immactely dressed me, rather than Obama. How unreasonable! So in your eyes, you think dogs are always faultless, and if they make mistakes, its the owners responsibility? Thats the childish mindset of someone who has never owned a dog! Dogs make tons of mistakes! If you dont train them properly, they will defecate and urinate everywhere. Some dogs will bark and howl veryte at night, some will bite sofas and destroy furniture, those are allmon problems with dogs dogs are not as cute as you think! Also, Obama only had pure intentions of wanting to mate! Please dont apply human logic to dogs, okay? To be honest, you might even have to pay if you wanted to mate with a purebred like Obama! You should be d I did not ask you for money! Besides, if you think Im like Obama where I take my pants off once I see a girl, why dont you just stay away from me? Youre as pure as a lily (TN: Lily also means virgin), are you not afraid of me staining your reputation by getting close to me? I lead Obama to a bench in front of a patch of green grass and sat down with my legs crossed, then I made an expression as if I paid no attention to the ss leader. The ss leader did not show any weakness, she picked up the little ck dog and sat on the bench in front of me that was about ten meters away. Neither of us looked at each other. Obama started to foolishly eat the grass near my feet and I patted his head in boredom. I thought about Xiao Qins listening device, my dads swollen face, and of course, the damn ss leader. After a while, I saw the silhouette of a person shift. A certain girl with flowing long hair stood up from the bench. First, she walked towards the Love Pet Hospital with hesitation, but she stopped to think, then she changed directions and sat on my bench without a word. But she did not approach me. Sat at the edge of the bench, as far away from me as possible, and it was to the point where she would almost fall off the bench. She still did not look at me, her attention was still focused on the little ck dog on herp. The little ck dog did not tremble as much as before after being near a natural animal appeaser like me. Consequently, the ss leader sighed a breath of relief. She stuck out a snow-white and slender finger and put it between the two paws of the little ck dog, then she rubbed his nose like crazy. Are you using me as a neutralizing agent? Do I have zero value in your eyes other than being able to help you fulfill your wish of being able to be intimate with an animal? Look at your posture! Your body is nted away from me at a 45-degree angle and its filled with disgust towards me. Wheres your usual upright posture from school? Tsk, you think I like you? I can also sit at a 45-degree angle! Thus I shifted my butt and also moved to the edge of the bench. I turned my body to the side to create a clear dividing line between me and the ss leader. To signify that I was different than the rigid ss leader, raised my crossed legs even higher like a hoodlum, and I shook my feet like I was kicking an invisible object. Since the ss leader sat down, Obama stopped eating grass after he felt the menacing aura, and he stared at a group of dogs off in the distance. When he saw my feet moving, he thought I was ying with him, so he jumped around trying to catch my feet like a cat chasing after a butterfly. Since my athletic shoes were pretty thick, I let him y around since it wont break. The little ck dog in the ss leaders arms was not as lively. He wanted to join after seeing Obama ying happily, but she found it hard to open her mouth. She could only hide behind the ss leaders long hair while sneaking nces at us. She probably thought that I didnt realize yet. The benches on this za can seat four people side by side. But due to the ss leader and I fighting, the space between the two of us was shrouded by a strange aura. Although there were middle-aged women looking for seats, no one chose to sit on our bench. But there was a middle-aged fatty who came towards us while smoking a cigar and walking a Pekingese. Once he saw Obama, he immediately started topliment his fur coat. This dog is pretty expensive, right? Young man, who did you buy it from? How much was it? I was still pissed at the ss leader and I responded with a random answer: I didnt buy it, it was a gift from a rtive. When the ss leader heard, she mped the corners of her dress tightly between her thumb and index finger as if she was jealous because she did not have any rtives who raised dogs. The middle-aged fatty held his chin for a while, then he asked: Whats the dog called? Obama. I always thought that was stupid, and it was also the first time the ss leader heard his name. The ss leader slightly wrinkled her brows as if she was the owner, she would give it a widely liked name. But when the middle-aged fatty heard, he suddenly felt deep veneration towards me and his tone also became more serious: Young man, I never expected you were that patriotic! Eh? What does naming a dog Obama have anything to do with patriotism? Of course, its rted! US ideologies have run rampant in the world, they even bombed one of our embassies! Isnt it relieving when you put the name of their president on a dog and order them around all day?! To tell you the truth, I named my dog Koizumi Junichiro! I looked at the Pekingese with a bitter expression and he looked back at me with the same bitter expression. The dog looked quite old, Im guessing he was named when Koizumi Junichiro was still in office? I dont think there is anything to be proud of? At most, it only provides a sense offort for yourself! Also, Ai Mi did not have any intentions of humiliation when she named her beloved dog Obama. Americans treat dogs as a member of their family, so you cannot possibly name a member of your family as someone you hate! I remember my dad once told me that when he was still a university teacher, a foreign exchange student from America named his dog Zhou Ei. As a result, he almost got into a fight with his Chinese roommates. Actually, the exchange student respected Zhou Ei, he had another dog called Lincoln! Maybe because they were both head of states before, so Obama took an interest in Koizumi Junichiro. He stuck his nose in their butt and sniffed, but he was disappointed when he realized it was a male dog. Obama barked wildly and it scared Koizumi Junichiro to hide behind his owners leg. The middle-aged fattyughed and said: Looks like the prime minister of Japan still cant deal with the president of America! Then he took his pekingese to y with other dogs. After the pekingese left, Im not sure what came up with Obama, but he started to run towards some bushes. But he only ran a few steps before the leash reached its maximum length. He could only turn his head towards me and look at me anxiously. I realized he wanted to use the washroom. Thus I took him over some protectors and went to an apple tree that was behind the bushes. As I got up, the ss leader wanted to say something but she was hesitant. After she realized I was taking the dog to poop, she returned to her original state of ignoring me. However, right when I left, the little ck dog in the ss leaders embrace became unsettled. Not only did its entire body tremble, but she also let out terrifying shrieks as if it was being abused. It caused a lot of the dog lovers in the za to stare at the ss leader. The ss leader gazed into the bushes with reproach, she sat on the bench with burning anxiety, waiting for the animal pleaser to return. I say, if I wait a few more minutes, she wont be able to stand the gazes and send the dog back to the Love Pet Hospital. Obama squatted down under the apple tree to take a shit. It was ck, stinky, and it gave me a headache. And Im not sure what he ate, but he started whimpering halfway and seemed to be constipated. I thought it would take a while, and the ss leader was waiting anxiously. I tied the leash on a branch and left Obama by himself, and I returned to the bench. In any case, it was only twenty steps away. Even if there are a few trees in the way, theres no way Obama cannot find his way back. I never harmed them before, but why dont they like me? The ss leader spoke aloud as I sat back down on the bench after the little ck dog calmed down. I was not sure if she was expecting an answer or not. I snorted: Ive never harmed anyone before either! Yet, no one likes me! The ss leader leader turned to look at me and it seems she does not believe I have never harmed anyone. You always like to use violence to solve your problems, of course people would be afraid of you. I objected, Then, how do you exin people being afraid of me when we meet for the first time? The ss leader paused for a bit, Maybe its simr to the reasons why animals hate me. But, as long as you treat people with sincerity, youll definitely find true friends! Theres no one like that, at least not in our ss. I said, I actually like being at the top of our ss food chain. Even if I cant get everyone to like me, it also feels pretty good when everyone is scared of me! ss food chain? The ss leader frowned, What are you talking about? Not good, I identally said a word I made up, I have to change the topic. Thus, I cleared my throat and used a frivolous gaze to meet the ss leaders interrogative gaze. At the same time, I raised the corners of my mouth in a wicked manner and said: Dont worry about it, anyway I like that everyone is scared of me, that feeling is addicting anyhow, howe youre not afraid of me? Am I not wicked beyond redemption in your eyes? Why are you not afraid of a wicked person like me? The ss leader took a deep breath, then she spoke after careful deliberation: Sometimes, I am scared... Chapter 167 – Softhearted Huh? Thats new! The ss leader actually personally admitted that she was sometimes afraid of me, and it provoked my curiosity. When were you afraid of me? Was it when I got into a fight? But, I dont think youve seen me fight? The ss leader propped her chin up with her hand and contemted for a while. I was a bit scared when you threatened me before. But now that I think back on it, it was just a bluff and I wasnt really that scared. Hey, what do you mean a bluff? You speak as if you understand me. The first time I was actually scared was when I saw you crying while looking at the sick little ck dog at the pet hospital... The ss leader spoke as she held the little ck dog more affectionately. Who was crying! Dont nder another persons reputation as you wish! What were you scared of even if I was crying!? Ah, I remember, you misunderstood that I was going to forcibly take you to an hotel, is that why you were scared? That makes a bit of sense... No, I became scared immediately after I saw you shedding tears. The corners of the ss leaders mouth had an iprehensible smile, and she also spoke iprehensible words. Suddenly, the ss leader and I both realized that the distance between us had shortened unwittingly. We were no longer sitting at the ends at the bench, we were both sitting in the middle. To an outsider, we would seem like good friends. The ss leader blushed and immediately moved her body away. I also moved back to my original position while feeling uneasy. Ive never cried for a damn dog before. I said, reluctant to admit it, I was only pretending, it was acting! It was to... It was in order for you to drop your vignce so I could... Before I could finish weaving my lie, the ss leader nodded her head. However, it was not because she epted my lie, but it seemed there was a deeper meaning behind it. Yeah, I also wish you were only acting... Youre saying iprehensible words again! If I wasnt acting, that means I still have a bit of humanity left; if I was acting, that means Im definitely a viin; why are you more scared when you realize I still have some humanity left in me? Does this mean you want me to be a viin? Will you feel relieved if Im a viin? At this moment, a few hysterical barks came from the thicket behind us. I followed the sound with my eyes and saw someone dressed like a student trying to secretly take Obama away. Where did this brate from? I jumped off from the bench and rushed in front of him. Then, I crossed my arms to see how he would react. This guy was pretty skinny, but he was a bit sturdier and a bit taller than Shu Zhe. In terms of appearance, although hes not as delicate as Shu Zhe, he still has big eyes, hes the type that a teacher would assign to the first row of a choir. This person, who looked like a good person and maybe a first-year middle school student, was pulling hard on the leash that I tied on the tree. He was pulling hard enough that Obama stuck out his tongue. He did not look that scared after he saw me approach him. What are you looking at! He screamed at me, who was wearing the QingZi Academy Uniform and had my face hidden under the trees shadow, This is my dog! Im taking it home! How strong-willed. If Obamas owner was a little girl younger than five years old, then maybe she might actually be scared by you, and let you take the dog away! Kid, who are you going to sell the stolen dog to? I asked, getting straight to the point. Whos stealing the dog? A sinister expression appeared on his good person face. He flung one of his hands as he spoke, it was like he thought it would make his words carry more weight, Let me say it again! This is my dog! Stop meddling! I have people above me! Everyone from QingZi Academy is all impressive-looking but useless trash! If you rile me up, I might call my boss to give you a beating! I chuckled, my mind was clear and I realized who he was. I have heard recently that a group employs youths to steal pet dogs from their neighborhood. They would givepensation of 20 ~ 100 dors based on the dogs breed, age, and size. As for where those dogs end up, who knows if they were resold to people in other cities or eaten. (TN: Who steals dogs for $5 USD...?) I would understand if seedy-looking hoodlums came to steal the dog, but someone who looks like they would be loved by teachers also came to steal a dog? Also, based on the sinister expression he showed me, this was definitely not his first time. He must have be a habitual criminal after experiencing the sweet taste of stealing dogs. Your boss? Whos your boss? I sneered and said, I rmend you to put down my dog and bring your boss here so I can take a good look at him. I moved forward one step and let the moonlight spill over my terrifying face. His legs turned soft after he got a good look at my face and heard I was the owner. Wh-... What? How can a student from QingZi Academy have this expression? He muttered to himself in hysteria, he retreated while muttering, and he finally stepped on Obamas fresh poop. Fuck, why is it so stinky! I used to raise a small dog, so usually it would smell bad if I was careful. With a big dog like Obama, if he doesnt get a bath frequently, he would be a moving garbage can, and he would make anyone who gets near him lose their sense of smell for three months! ording to Ai Mi, Obama has two people dedicated to washing him every day, thats how they keep his fur cool and have a pleasant smell. How luxurious! American Imperialism is so rotten! I dont even have anyone to help me take a bath! After this kid stepped on shit, and his two legs were quivering like a rubber band, he still did not let go of Obamas leash, and he said: How... How can you prove this is your dog? Will it respond if you call it? As for my boss, hes... I kicked his knees before he finished speaking. He let out a shriek and fell on top of the dog poo. Ahhhh... My new pants! You still have the time to mourn for your pants? If I used more than twenty percent of my power, I would have broken your kneecaps, and your parents would be the ones mourning for you! After his shriek was sent beyond the thickets, the ss leader came while hugging the little ck dog. What... What are you guys doing? She saw a scene where I snatched back Obamas leash, and the other person was kneeling on top of dog poo while getting angry and worrying about his dirty pants. He wanted to steal my dog, so I hit him. I exined briefly, Dont misunderstand and think I was bullying him. Stealing your dog? Why would anyone steal another persons dog? The ss leader blinked her big eyes, and at that time, I felt like she was a little girl who did not understand anything about the world. To eat! I smiled evilly, Dog meat is good for your stomach, so a lot of people like to eat it! If you raise a dog in the future, be careful of these dirty dog thieves! The ss leader covered her mouth while finding it hard to believe. After a while, she said with a deathly paleplexion: No way... This kid doesnt look like a bad person? He was probably just curious and wanted to y with your dog. Ye Lin, dont you think you went overboard... Overboard? It was not the least bit overboard! Do you not see the missing dog posters with a reward of tens of thousands of dors posted all around the skywalk? They are not even a rich family, the only reason he gave such a high price was because his wife was broken-hearted! Also, even if there was a reward, theres an eighty percent chance the dog wont be found. Maybe, it might even die in a shipping container before it enters the stomach of a diner! Also, do you realize you are judging someone based simply on appearance? Are you overflowing with sympathy again because he has big eyes and his age is simr to Shu Zhe? I suddenly red up with anger and went to kick him a few more times, but I was stopped by the ss leader. Dont use violence, cant you see hes so scared that he cant even stand? The ss leader walked in front of me and crouched in front of the student and spoke in a gentle manner: Dont be scared, he wont hit you if Im here whats your name? That student shifted his eyes and said hesitantly: Im Rhonin... The ss leader nodded her head, Ok then, Rhonin, why were you trying to steal his dog? Dont you know that theft is illegal? Although the ss leader had a serious tone of voice, I frowned. Youre clearly using the same tone of voice you use when youre educating your younger brother! Also, I cant believe you believe him when he told you his name was Rhonin! Why do I feel like Rhonin is the name of a character from a game? Oh right, hes a character from World of Warcraft! Xiao Ding from the Love Pet Hospital also reads a lot of game lore when hes not ying games, and Rhonines up frequently in our talks! In my opinion, Rhonin is definitely not this dog thiefs name, at most its a nickname. He was probably afraid of getting hit by me, andpared to me, the ss leader was like a saint. Thats why he wanted to use the ss leaders sympathy to escape from this predicament! As expected, the one who was just screaming Ill tell my boss to beat you up!, was acting innocent in front of the ss leader. I... I wasnt trying to steal, I just wanted to y with the doggie! He pretended to be misunderstood and desperately exined. Its true! Im not lying! Big sis, you cant let him hit me anymore! Calling her big sis was extremely useful. The ss leader loves to act as an older sister, her biggest wish is for all younger brother and sisters to grow healthy and strong. Dont worry, he wont hit you anymore. The ss leader nced at me as a warning, then she gave Rhonin a guarantee. Okay, thats good! Rhonin rxed and let out a long breath of air, Since your boyfriend is so vicious, I would have died! The ss leader blushed, Dont make stuff up, were only ordinary ssmates... Big sis, can I go now? Rhonin got up halfway with shit still stuck on his pants, and he started at my tightened fists with doubt. The ss leader followed Rhonins frightened gaze and saw my right fist that was pulsing with veins. Ye Lin, hes only a child, let him go. After todays lesson, hell definitely make amends and right his wrong. The ss leader said towards me. Thats right! Ill definitely change! Rhonin guaranteed impatiently. Change my ass! I wanted to hang Rhonin on a tree and let the dogs on the za bite him, but the ss leader did not let me. Taking this chance, Rhonin jumped up from the ground in one breath. He didnt even care about the poop on his pants and just ran. The ss leader did not let me chase him even though she knew Rhonin ran away. Just give him a chance, okay? The ss leader half begged me. Since he was already too far and it was toote for me to catch up, I could only swallow my anger. ss leader, Ive seen way more bad people than you! Dont think everyone who looks innocent is a good person! Youll definitely regret it! As if I was being proved right, after he ran far enough, Rhonin stopped at a streetlight and viciously stared at me and the ss leader. He used his child-like voice that was filled with malicious intent and yelled: Just you wait! Im going to find my boss to take care of you guys! Ill let you have a taste of my power!! Rhonin used you guys instead of you, so of course that included the ss leader. The ss leader was perplexed after she heard, she was not sure why this was the oue even though she treated him nicely. Maybe, its just a childs ramblings. Sheforted herself. I was not as childish as her. These groups have their own survival codes and rules. If Rhonin said he was going to bring his boss, then its just a matter of time before we meet. Thus I told the ss leader to get out of here as fast as possible. Ill help you take the dog back to the hospital, go home as soon as possible! Why? Are you going to fight? As the ss leader, I cant ignore students fighting outside of school! The ss leaders expression became serious, dont think Ill return home by myself with a clear conscience! Iughed grimly: Does that mean you want to fight alongside me? Chapter 168 – Dead End Of course, the ss leader would notmit a crime with me, but no matter what I said, she would also not return home. The reason being, she did not do anything wrong. If she just ran away with her tail between her legs, would that not be fostering the arrogance of the bad guys? I never said foster! You return home first, then I will stay here and cripple them. Is that not upholding virtue, condemning evil, and happily ever after? Even though it was such a great proposal, the ss leader did not agree. It was getting darker, I was afraid these scums were already hiding in the dark nearby. Once we split up, they would carry out their ns. Of course, the people whoe for me will not end in a good state, but the ss leaders side will also be bad. Although the ss leader usually nags, annoying, and often wrongly uses me, I still loved to eat her food. I dont want her food to taste worse after being bullied by these guys. Thus I made the wisest decision: First send the dog back to the Love Pet Hospital, then Ill go into battle and protect the ss leader to her home. Xiao Ding, who was currently on shift at the hospital, showed a slightly shocked expression when I came to return the dog with the ss leader. In front of a young girl, Xiao Ding had a red face the whole time and was not sure where to look. He only spoke to me in a loud voice after the ss leader went to look at the pets in the back. Other than the little ck dog, I also left Obama in Xiao Dings care, and I also gave him Peng TouSis contact information. Xiao Ding, help me out. Give the owner a call and tell him to pick up the dog. I have some stuff to take care of, so can you also help me apologize to the person whoes... Youre a true friend, I wont treat you badly if I be sessful in the future! Xiao Ding looked at me with disdain, it meant you think youll be sessful with how you look? But, he showed an interested expression when he saw the pure-breed, Obama. Sure! Ill take care of it! But Xiao Ye, youre putting hoes before bros! Taking care of something? What are you taking Shu Sha to do? I rolled my eyes at him, Im nning... to take Shu Sha to a cafe and y LOL overnight! You dare! Xiao Ding was furious, Even if you y overnight, you can only y Dota! If you guys be LOL fans, dont even think about stepping through the doors of this hospital in the future! The ss leader was ying with a chinchi through his cage with a long stick of grass, but she scrunched her brows a bit when she hear we were discussing about something overnight. Obama was a bit reluctant to part with me at the beginning, but he started wagging his tail andpletely forgot about me after Xiao Ding brought out various dog treats. Lets not stay here too long, otherwise those guys might cause trouble for the hospital. The ss leader nodded after she heard my reminder, then she waved goodbye towards Xiao Ding and all the pets. Xiao Ding had a red face and did not respond. On the other hand, the pets all had a vile face as if to say Shes finally leaving. Before we even walked one block after leaving the hospital, the ss leader said there were people following us. How many? I hadplete confidence in the ss leaders super vision. Three. The ss leader bit her lips, it seemed like there was something she did not want to tell me. After a moment of pause, she said Rhonin was also among them. So, that Rhonin found two helpers, eh? Who knew this son of a bitch had such a high efficiency! But it seems your out of luck, today I will teach you why there are some people you just dont mess with! I will beat up both of the people you brought! We walked alongside some office buildings where it was brighter, but they did not follow. It seems they wanted to find a secluded ce before they attacked. I noticed an alleyway that looked like a shortcut near the corner of an office building. This way! I called out to the ss leader, If we cut through this alley, we might be able to shake them off if were fast enough! The ss leader hesitated: Why are we not taking the main road? Why do you ask so many questions! I grabbed the ss leaders hand and started to run her hand was ice-cold. Wait! Ye Lin, wait! Are you sure this is a shortcut? Although the ss leader could catch up to my pace if she forced herself, her breathing still became rapid quickly, Why are you so familiar with the roads near my house? Whos familiar with the roads near your house? The only ones who research things like that are stalkers! I saw the reflection of a cars headlights on the white wall! If we go this way, theres another turn so it will be harder for the people following us to find us. As I reached the end of the alley with the ss leader, I widened my eyes and med my stupidity. In front of us was a dead end. The car light that I saw was shone from an overhead highway. The wall in front of us was uneven, there was also a single students shoe at the foot of the wall. Its size was small, so I was pretty sure it belonged to a female. I was not sure why it was left here, there was also suspicious white stuff that was congealed on the shoe. If that was not enough of a sign, the ss leader also stepped on a bra that was torn in half. Fuck, isnt this the ce where hoodlumsmit crimes? They seize a single female into the depths of an alleyway where they tyrannize them... This alley is a perfect fit based on its length andplex structure! If I was a sex offender in a parallel universe, then I would probablymit the crime here. The ss leader quickly realized that this was not a good ce. She pulled out her hands that became even colder from my grasps, and her long hair started to tremble. Did-... Didnt you say this was a shortcut? Why is there a wall here? I was unable to respond. I didnt have an exnation other than admitting I was an idiot. The ss leader suddenly turned around and wanted to run, but I grabbed her by her wrists. Come back! You cant run away anymore! What I meant was that the three of them already entered the alley and you would collide with them if you ran out. It would be better to stay behind me and see how I take care of them. I never expected the ss leader to misunderstand. She turned half of her body around and looked at me with hate in her eyes. So it turns out... you guys are in this together! Eh? What do you mean? It waste at night and it was dark. There were many cars passing by on the highway bridge over top, and from time to time the high beam lights would illuminate our faces. Her face was whiter than the moon and her lips were redder than blood. Am I wrong? You... You purposelyid this trap, then you tricked me here... What do you want? The footsteps of those three came closer and the ss leader started to tremble even harder. You... Dont think that youll be able to escape from the punishment of thew! Like an eagle who had an injured wing and was falling to the ground, the ss leaders eyes flickered with sadness, doubt, anger, and unyielding willpower. She grinded her teeth and stared at me, it was like blood was going toe out of her eyes. But there was no blood, nor was there tears. As if tears would be a disy of weakness. I sighed, but I did not let go of her wrist. I was afraid she would do something irrational if I let go. Shu Sha. I intentionally did not call her the ss leader, it signified that it was after school hours and she was under my protection, I brought you to a dead end due to apse of judgment, but Im definitely not with those three. If you dont believe me, watch me beat all of them to the ground. Those three bastards wereughing and talking among each other when they caught up and they saw me twisting the ss leaders wrist. I was bbergasted when I realized that I recognized both of two people in front. The left one was called Li LaoEr. He had messy beard stubble on his chin and he looked evil when heughed. There was also something wrong with the color of his eyes, his sclera and pupils were covered with varying degrees of a tannish color. If people didnt know beforehand, they would think he was blind. He calls himself Xia Ye (TN: Blind Gramps), but people all call him Xia B behind his back. He is vicious, merciless, and extremely lecherous. The one on the right was Zhao GuangTou (TN: guang tou = bald), and just like his name, he had a big bald head that reflected both sunlight and moonlight. Since he likes to eat a lot of meat, he alwayscks vitamins. Thats why he always gets boils on the corners of his mouth. When he gets boils he would always burst it by biting it and it would form scabs. After it forms scabs, he would eat, then it repeats. This person was always greedy and lecherous, he was aplete viin. These two monsters both pulled out a steel pipe from their sleeves. They gripped the pipe and watched me like a tiger eyeing its pray. I did not say anything because there was something I did not understand. Although both Xia B and Zhao GuangTou were greedy and lecherous, they used to be enemies! There was a time when they both said they slept with each others girl, and they brought their underlings and had a giant brawl on the empty construction plot! The porcin teeth in Zhao GuangTous mouth was something he embedded himself after Li LaoEr punched out his teeth! Why would two enemies band together? Among the people I have fought before, these two were like tenacious weeds. If I had a fighting power of 1000, these two would each have a fighting power of 800, united it would be 1600, and they even brought weapons! I sweated a bit for me and the ss leader. Chapter 169 – Fury Thats him! Hes the one who kicked me onto a pile of dog shit! Rhonin pointed at me from behind the two of them. Li LaoEr raised his hand unhappily, which meant the younger ones should not cut in on the conversation between elders. Isnt this fucking Ye Lin? Li LaoEr smiled with his vulgar face and it looked like a chrysanthemum. After he saw Shu Sha, who was behind my back, he started salivating like a horsefly attracted to meat. Damn, Ye Lin, you immediately changed after wearing QingZi Academys uniform. I thought you only knew about fighting! Whered you get such a pretty doll? Zhao GuangTou cut into the conversation with an obscene smile: Brother Xia, looks like were interrupting Ye Lins good times, it probably wasnt easy for him to find this sacred ground. I heard Huang San just did a chick here yesterday? Exactly! Li LaoEr rubbed the steel pipe that was in his hands, his expression and posture were both extremely wretched, Even if Huang San was lucky, were not so bad either, right? Not only can we deal with this pain in the ass, Ye Lin, we can also y with his babe after were finished! His speech was filled with obscenities. It made the ss leader shake with anger and her eyes turn red. You... You shameless thugs! In the quiet alley, the ss leaders high pitch voice was like lightning piercing through the sky, You guys will definitely receive punishment by thew! Hahahahaha Zhao GuangTou shook his head andughed loudly, Brother Xia, this chick is pretty spicy! But, I like! The spicier, the better! Li LaoEr clicked his tongue, This doll is pretty fierce! Its fine as long as she doesnt bite me... Brother Zhao, if you like her, you can go first. Hey, that wouldnt be right! Zhang GuangTou declined in a fake manner, Youre the older brother! I wouldnt dare go before the older brother! Li LaoEr shook his hand, Okay, okay, the more you call me older brother, the more ufortable I feel. I always feel like youre still clinging onto our past animosity and you might stab me in the back one day... Count this time as a gift, dont decline. You can go first and torment her a bit, that way when its my turn, she wouldnt have the strength to bite me. Then... Ill ept. Zhao GuangTou chuckled and signaled Rhonin with his eyes, Kid, youre in luck. After brother Xiao and I are done ying around, well let you have a taste too! Eh? I... I get a chance too? Rhonin was so nervous, his tongue was tied in a knot. What? Youre scared? Zhao GuangTou looked at him with contempt, Theres such a good opportunity in front of you, if youre scared, youll always end upst in life! Rhonin looked at Shu Shas splendid figure that was hidden underneath her skirt and he swallowed a mouthful of spit. Im not scared! Why would I be scared! He imitated the fierce tone of his two older brothers as if it would make him seem stronger. Li LaoEr scoffed out augh, Yourest, so you only get the leftovers! Zhao GuangTou said firmly: Brother Xia, this isnt considered leftovers! When Huang San was still the youngest in his group, there were eight people in front of him, now thats leftovers! Then, Im not sure what the two of them recalled, but they both burst into loudughter. Rhonin followed along in a hurry and alsoughed, but when he was fakeughing, his two eyes filled with an evil aura was trying to look under Shu Shas clothes. The ss leader can still barely keep her cool while it was only Xia B and Zhao GuangTou teasing her with obscene remarks, but she suffered a huge psychological shock when Rhonin, who she let go, also decided to join in the gang rape. She does not want to believe that a child around her brothers age can hold such wicked desires about herself. Shu Sha could not stand steadily anymore. She leaned back against the uneven stone wall powerlessly. Dont worry, itll never get to their turn. It was supposed to be words offort, but I felt it was extremely ambiguous after I said it, and I pped myself on the face in a fit of anger. The ss leader took three deep breaths, and she finally regained an unflinching expression like in the past she no longer has any doubts of whether or not I am in cahoots with those guys. Lets escape together. The ss leader said to me in a quiet voice, Even if only one of us makes it, they can call the police to rescue the other one... Although I was up against two fierce fighters with a total power of 1600, which is almost twice of mines, the ss leaders words stirred up the endless battle desire that was within me. Escape? Why would I escape? Humans produce adrenaline when they are in dangerous situations and it causes a fight or flee response my adrenaline is not used for running away, it is used for fighting! I clenched both of my fists and had a strange smile on my face. I cracked the bones in my arms and I swelled up my muscles, it felt like the buttons on the uniform was going to fly off. You guys are acting like that so dont me me for not holding back. You guys may have weapons, but you will not be able to use its full potential in this narrow alley. Even if you attack with the steel pipe, you can probably only attack from up to down, since it would be too restricting to move it left to right. Besides, I have already been studying Yin Yang Sanshou from gramps for a while now. I have only tried it on Li ErLeng, that time I was ying around, but this is the first time using it seriously in a fight. The most important point is that although Xia B and Zhao GuangTou have an extensive criminal record, they dont have the guts to kill someone. But, I do. As for the reason why, maybe its because they are older than me by one or two years and the Minor Protection Laws no longer apply. Or maybe in their subconscious, they still understand that human life is invaluable, and nothing happened so far where they had to take a life or fight to the death. Im not the same as them since I often fight with all my strength. If my opponent did something I detest, and if I believe they crossed into the territory of legitimate self-defense, I will actually get thoughts about killing them. This is also one of the reasons why I never fight with a weapon. Im a bit afraid of beating someone to death. I will have a guilty conscience if I killed someone who did not deserve it. But as long as it does not affect my conscience, I dont care if I be a murderer. For example, today. For example, right now. If it was judged to be excessive self-defense by Chinas stupidws, and I was sentenced to ten to twenty years, I wont really worry that much about my dad. I understand my dad, if I was suffering in prison, he would be more serious, more courageous, he would work harder, and he might even give up drinking, until the day Im released from prison. Also, if I was sent to prison, wouldnt that mean Xiao Qin wont bother me anymore? Regardless of how strong she is, theres no way she could break me out of prison, right? I dont believe she would wait for me like my dad! After these thoughts, I made preparations for killing Xia B and Zhao GuangTou in my head. Then I made a bone-chilling smile which made them feel extremely ufortable. Ye Lin, what the fuck are you smiling for! Theres fucking two of us! Brother Xia, be careful Ye Lin isnt mentally stable, Ive heard he has a mental illness! I cant believe you two inhuman scoundrels would say theres something wrong with my head! Youre both already dead men in my eyes! Not everyones life is equally precious, Im not Mother Mary! In my eyes, forgiveness is not justice! My sense of justice is upheld with strength and death! Lets take your strength, my strength, your deaths, my death, and weigh it on the scales of destiny! Who can live forever? Whats the point of a petty humans life against the mysteries of the universe? You might as well entrust the melody of your soul to the ravaging winds while your heart still beats... Like a berserker who destroys everything!! The aura around me changed in an instant, and it turned into pure killing intent. Even Shu Sha, who was behind me, was forced back a step. She held her chest and watched me be the embodiment of an evil god while being anxious and frightened. Unlimited murderous intent seeped out and Zhao GuangTous face twitched. In order to suppress his fear, he howled while raising the steel pipe and he aimed a downward attack towards the bridge of my nose. I took in a deep breath and temporarily stopped myself on the boundaries of berserker mode. That way, I would still have enough reasoning to use Yin Yang Sanshou. I did not grab the pipe like how people grab swords with their bare hands in moves. Instead, I made sure my timing was right and lightly swiped right with the back of my right hands. Then, I used the friction from my sleeve to slowly dissipate the force of the steel pipe. No, it did notpletely dissipate. I still cannot control Hua Jin fully yet, but it was enough. I turned my hand around and grabbed onto Zhao GuangTous steel pipe, and he was unable to take it back. Oh, you look more frightened than before. Im satisfied, you inferior forms, show me more of your rotten expressions. I will feed on your fear all the way until death brings you mercy. Xia B noticed it was a bad situation, so he brandished his steel pipe and tried to hit my shoulder. I sneered, turned around, and presented my back to him. Then I took a step and hit Zhao GuangTous nose as hard as I could with my left elbow! The sound of a nose breaking is especially rxing at night. Although he took a heavy hit, he still did not let go of the steel pipe. In that case, I kicked him in the abdomen. If he was holding in his urine, that kick would have burst his dder. Zhao GuangTou shrieked and let go, and I used this opportunity to take the steel pipe. At this moment, Li LaoErs attack struck me on my back with a muffled thud sound. Unfortunately for him, my back muscles have gone through special training. I was also wearing ayer of clothes, so other than feeling a bit of a burn, it did not really cause any serious damage. Li LaoEr did not wait for my counterattack. He jumped backwards and went to checkout Zhao GuangTous injury. No wonder they are durable hoodlums, Zhao GuangTou actually stood up by himself while holding his nose that was bleeding non-stop. He even said to Li LaoEr: Im fine. Its not the first time I fought him, what can he do by himself? Wasnt his boss also good at fighting, but wasnt he also taken care of by our guys? My boss? What? When did I get a boss? After seeing how puzzled I was, Zhao GuangTou began tough evilly as if his words can strike me down. Ye Lin, you better not think youre peerless simply because no one came to take care of you! We dont lower ourselves to your level because its too much of a pain to fight you, and we dont get any benefits! But its different now... Brother Xia and I are both being supported by Ju Niu Bi, we have tons of good fighters in our organization! There was a person called Di Gang from 28 Middle who was better at fighting than you, but in the end, he still got the tendons in his hand cut by us! (TN: Ju Niu Bi, which Im assuming is the name of their group, trantes to something like tremendously cool/awesome. BTW, do you guys prefer if I leave the Chinese pinyin as is for stuff like the group name, or should I trante it to English?) Who? Whos Di Gang? Howe I have never heard of him in 28 Middle... Wait! Are you talking about brother Gang? The former boss of 28 Middle, the one who brought me and his two right hands to eat barbecue, but only let me drink c while they drank beer, that brother Gang!? You guys... Your people cut the tendons in brother Gangs hand!? A surge of anger rushed to my head and took a hold of me. After I regained my consciousness, I was standing between two paralyzed people while holding a steel pipe that had fresh blood trickling down. The night was cold, and the ss leader looked at me with her back pressed against the wall as if I was a demon who descended into the realm of mortals. But she was finally able to squeeze out a couple of words: Stop fighting... Youll kill them! Eh? Theyre still not dead? I never expected them to be this sturdy! I made a nasty grin and threw down the steel pipes on the muddy ground. The sharp and clear sound of metal hitting the ground made the ss leader uneasy. I was covered in blood from head to toe, reached out with three fingers and grabbed his left eye. Fuck! Dont you call yourself Xia Ye (TN: Blind Gramps)? Today, Ill turn that into a reality!! Speak! Whos the one who injured bro Gangs tendons! If you dont tell me, Ill pluck your eyes out!! Chapter 170 – A Bitter and Astringent Taste Fresh blood flowed out of the injury on Li LaoErs forehead and his face was covered withrge beads of sweat. Forgive me... Forgive me! He pleaded with thest of his strength, It wasnt us! We only heard about it! We dont even know who were the ones who did it! Then, who knows? I applied more pressure onto his left eye, and you can faintly hear the sound of crystal breaking. If you dont tell me a name, Ill dig out your eyes and feed it to the dogs! Tie Xian! he screamed in a hurry, Go look for Tie Xian! Hes in charge of the Eastern district! Tie Xian? Brother Gang mentioned him before. It was rumored that Tie Xian was as thin as a match, he was simr to a stick bug. He did not have high battle strength, but he was more proficient in schemes like a tactician. Brother Gang was attending high school in the Eastern district, is it possible that Tie Xian sent one of his men to do the deed? Whats his real name? Where can I find him? I... I dont know! I only know his surname is Tie! Hes lying low somewhere cause hemitted a crime! Im not lying, honest to god! Hmph, you better not be lying! Because, I... Dont... Have... Any... Patience... Right... Now!! There were still lingering effects of my rage hidden in each of my cells. I tightened three fingers in my right hand with enough force to burst Li LaoErs eyes. But, Shu Sha forcibly pulled away my right hand with all her strength before it happened. She held onto my arm with both her arms, and she used all her strength to stop me. She looked extremely sad under the moonlight, and there were a few drops of fresh blood spatter on her face. It was like cherry blossoms falling on a sheet of white snow. At this time, I felt a warm and wet liquid flowing behind my ear evidently, I was also injured in the fight. Enough! Stop! She persuaded me while trying to pull me away from Li LaoEr with all her might. It was impossible for me to stay calm with the anger boiling inside of me. I dont need a woman to tell me when to stop! I shook off the ss leaders hand roughly. It caused her to fall backwards, and it seems she injured her ankle. I felt bad after she screamed out in pain. Li LaoEr, who was in front of us, was already heavily injured. After this shock, his eyes rolled back, and he fainted. I turned around to look at Zhao GuangTou who was lying on the other side. I had already knocked out all of his teeth with the steel pipe. His crotch was damp and he had already been unconscious for a while. Wheres that brat Rhonin? I could only ask the ss leader who used the wall to help herself get up with a limp. The ss leader shifted her gaze towards the way out, He ran away after he saw the situation... It seems like there are no more clear-headed people around that I can interrogate. Looks like Tie Xian is the only clue I could work with. I decided to send the ss leader home first. Fortunately, the ss leader was not heavily injured. She was able to walk by herself after only using my arm for support for a bit. The two of us walked under the streetlights that were interweaved between light and dark. Neither of us spoke. The ss leader walked with her head lowered as if she was thinking about something important. After I walked with her to her building, she called me before I left. Come on up. Ill help you treat your injuries. I felt the back of my head, but the injury behind my ear was more shallow than I thought. I cant believe I didnt get injured that badly in berserker mode. Did I have it easy because it was the first time I used a weapon? I shook my hand, No need! You shouldnt invite a bad person like me inside your home! You should get some rest since you also received a lot of shocks. Wait! The ss leader stopped me, Where are you going? Isnt your home in the opposite direction? I said angeringly: Why do you care? Im pissed off, so Im going somewhere to drink! I used my chin to point to a restaurant across the street that was still open. I dont know why, but I really wanted to drink some beer. I felt like I turned into a drunkard like my dad. I suddenly remembered something, then I felt my pockets. Sure enough, I forgot to bring money since I left in a hurry. Thus, I casually extended a hand towards the ss leader: Lend me some money, Ill return it tomorrow! The ss leader stood in front of the entrance to her building, and the voice-controlled light behind her was off. She looked at me helplessly. The school rules and regtions stipte that students cannot drink alcohol, are you going to criticize and scold me? Is this how you treat your savior? Although it could be said that we would not have been trapped if I did not lead you the wrong way... The ss leader sighed. Are you not going home until you drink? Tsk, its fine if you dont want to lend money. Ill find a way! I was going to leave, but the ss leader ran up to me. Wait! If you have to drink, Ill treat you. I was pretty shocked by what the ss leader said. Although I knew that the ss leader is usually only cheap when ites to herself and is pretty generous with others, going along with me to break the rules did not fit her usual actions. ss leader, were you scared stupid? I said, Im going to drink alcohol! Do you know what alcohol is? Its something that will make you drunk when you drink it... I know. The ss leader unhappily interrupted me, then she walked by me and lead me into the grilled skewers store. She chose a spot by the window and ordered a few appetizers from the menu. Then, she watched me ask the waiter for two bottles of beer. Two bottles is too much, one is enough. She ignored my protest and said seriously to the waiter. So you treated me to a drink because you wanted to keep tabs on me and make sure I didnt drink too much! I actually dont know how much I can drink. I dont like the taste of beer because its bitter and astringent. But I have to drink today. Although it was reallyte, it was busy outside the window. Some people were getting off work, and an unending supply of cars and pedestrians passed by. The ss leader watched me pour a full ss of beer. She wanted to say something, but I had already poured down this ss of liquid that was like horse piss down my throat. Bitter, so fucking bitter! I cant believe there are people who actually like to drink this! I didnt really talk much with the ss leader. She wanted me to drink while eating appetizers so it wouldnt harm my stomach as much, but I ignored her. Damn! I have never considered myself as a hooligan, but today, my way of thinking was no different than a regr hooligan. Was it because I have fought with them too many times? I cant avoid trying to get a feel of my enemies. Was I assimted in such a short amount of time? Or was I influenced by brother Gang? I suddenly had a question: Is brother Gang also a hooligan? In my opinion, hes just an unqualified hooligan. He does not collect protection fees, nor does he harass other students. As long as you call him boss, hell help you out, even if he does not get any benefits and only receives a body full of injuries... It was probably the same when he went to high school too, right? You shouldnt have gotten your tendons cut for a bit of reputation and to hear someone call you boss! Youre a fool! But, even if its not worth it, even if he is a fool, only his brothers can say it. Even if hes a fool, hes still our boss. Ive actually never called him boss, and he has never treated me as his little brother. He never even let me drink beer with them, I could only drink c. I was able to drink beer today, but it tastes terrible! Im not able to have the same happy expression as them when they drank beer. Why does it taste this bad? Why is it this bitter and astringent? I want to get revenge. Right now, my mind is filled with thoughts of getting revenge for brother Gang. I would be ashamed to show myself to him before I get revenge for him. I raised my hand and poured another ss of beer. I drank it too quickly and I felt my eyes getting sore and swollen. Ye Lin, I know you feel hurt right now. The ss leader propped her elbows on the table. She put her hands together in front of her lips in a prayer position and she looked a bit like a nun. I did not answer and continued to pour beer into my ss. Stop drinking. She wrinkled her brows tighter, Youll only get more hurt the more your drink. I spat out: Then, do you have a better solution? The ss leader was silent for a while. Itll feel better if you cry. What? I could not believe what I heard. She wants a seven-foot man to bawl like a little girl? I know that its bad to suppress your feelings. She had an expression as if she understood, When Shu Zhe encountered something that made him sad, I always encouraged him to cry. Dontpare me to your little brother! He wore female clothing without any sense of shame! Im not as effeminate as him! Itll feel better after you cry. The ss leader still did not give up, Shu Zhe used to cry on my shoulder. If you need it, I can also lend my shoulders to you... Why would you lend it to me? Do you want me to cry on my big sisters shoulders like a little boy who was bullied? I cant believe that thought would even cross your mind! Also, your acting very abnormal today! Thest time we went to the market, I wanted to help you carry the food, but you refused because you were afraid of being seen by acquaintances. So, whats going on today? Not only did you choose a window seat, but youre also allowing me to cry on your shoulders? Are you not afraid of people misunderstanding? After I poured the remaining beer into my ss and forcefully rejected her suggestion, the ss leader stood up and reached over. She pressed down on my hand that was holding the ss with both hesitance and determination. I raised my head, What? Are you not even letting me finish my drink when youre so cheap and only treated me to one bottle? The ss leader looked seriously at my reddened cheeks, Ye Lin, did you know that you almost... You almost passed the point of no return? Chapter 171 – Cops VS Robbers I asked even though I knew the answer: What do you mean by point of no return? ... Did you know you almost killed someone? Hmph, who cares if I kill scum like them? I gazed at her through the ss of beer to let the ss leader know I was not joking around. Behind the orange-yellow liquid, her seriousness was warped into a ridiculous shape as if it was a distorting mirror. I could not help butugh strangely a couple of times. Without warning, the ss leader stood up with a woosh and pped me on the face! I was dumbstruck and Ipletely forget about how I should respond. I could only see the resentment written on her face for failing to meet her expectations. The few customers who were in the shop all turned around to look at us, and they started to whisper in quiet voices, so the ss leader bashfully sat down. Are you awake now? She still used a teacher or an elders tone of voice to speak to me. I covered my left cheek that was pped. I felt more humiliationpared to physical pain. I narrowly was not able to control myself, and I was almost going to ssh all my beer at her. But if I thought about it carefully, the ss leader also received quite a bit of shock tonight. She could be forcing herself to maintain a calm appearance right now, and she might have pped me in hysteria to release some of her fear. Im a generous person, so Ill let her off for the time being... Do you know why I hit you? She asked. Cause youre scared! I said, You were almost taken for turns. If I were you, I would also act a bit crazy to release some... Dont say vulgar words in front of me! Iughed and tossed a peanut in my mouth, Vulgar? I already toned it down! In our circle... The ss leader interrupted me again, This is where the problem lies! You always unconsciously associate yourself with the local hoodlums and use their logic to think about things. You feel honor instead of shame its dangerous if this goes on! Dangerous? Where would I get fighting strength if it wasnt dangerous? If I didnte to save you from the danger today, were you expecting Chi from Chis Sweet Home to help you fight off the bad guys? ss leader, dont be so childish. I said sincerely with a desire to educate, Society isnt as simple as our ss, your childish sense of justice wont work in society! I know... I know. The ss leaders eyes darkened, I know that what we experienced today was only the tip of the iceberg of the dark side of society, but... But, its because all kinds of evil exist in society, thats why we need police, right? Eh? Why did the topic of our conversation shift to your future profession? Are you intending to sweep all of the criminals of DongShan city into the trash after you be a captain in the criminal police division? Hey hey hey, ss leader, being a cop isnt as easy as you think it is. Especially criminal police, they have to put their lives on the line! In the beginning, the ss leader was persuading me to not be a hooligan, but now I was persuading the ss leader to not be a police officer. This development was a bit baffling. The ss leader looked as if she was hurt, What? You think a female cant be a cop? Thats not the reason. Its just that you have great grades and great organizational skills. You can easily get into a good high school and university. Then after you graduate, you could be a sessful female white-cor worker, what would you have against that? Why bother doing something dangerous like bing a police officer? Im not interested in bing a regr police officer. If I was joining the police, I would be a criminal police officer who handlesrge cases! The ss leader supplemented with sparkling eyes. Why? Are you not afraid of criminals even worse than the ones you met today? The corners of the ss leaders raised into a slight smile, Criminal police get guns! If something happens, I can legally use a gun! Lets not even mention those two, even if it was you who wanted to do something to me, I could shoot both your legs and make you kneel and beg! We dont even have to wait until that day, since you already illegally own a gun. If you wanted to, you can blow off someones head at any time. Also, isnt your imagination too rich? Why would I act like that in the future? Do you think I would throw myself towards any female police officer with long hair? Then, after being shot two times, I would beg for my life while bawling? Stop dreaming! Even if you have amazing senses, even tigers have to sleep! I only have to quietly sneak near you and mount a sneak attack from behind... Youre thinking about how to mount a sneak attack on the future me, right? The ss leader drank a mouthful of clear water and said emotionlessly. ..... Youre already treating yourself like a criminal. Even if your initial desires are good, if you keep putting importance on violence and carrying out vigntism, one day, youll be an actual criminal! ..... If at that time yound in my hands, dont say I never warned you! After she finished her sentence, her hawk-like ck pupils released an imposing aura. It was as if I could see the awe-inspiring future female police officer whomanded numerous subordinates. But I was still unwilling to ept it, What you say sounds good in theory, but today you were almost... Almost been done in, howe no brave police officers came to save you? That only shows that the current system is not perfect, but you cant use this one incident to dismiss police as a whole! I would say the main problem is that there are too few young people nowadays who are willing to devote themselves to public security! Thats natural. Nowadays, most young people are an only child, and they are treated like treasure by their parents. Since being a criminal police officer is so dangerous, how many parents would want their children to join? Even if they did be a police officer, it would be a traffic police officer, or a civil police officer. You wouldnt even find a single person out of a group of a hundred people who has as much excess sense of justice as you! I have an excess sense of justice? The ss leader was unconvinced and asked in response, Do you have the right to say that about me? Lets use today as an example, didnt you rush forward to prevent a crime in progress? Its just that your method of dealing with the situation was a bit extreme... Nonsense! Can I just look on helplessly as Ai Mis dog get stolen? Can I just look on helplessly as you get messed up by those scum? At this point, the ss leader hesitated for a bit. But, she gathered up her courage, stared into my eyes, and asked: Since we both have an excess sense of justice, and we cant watch evil acts without lifting a finger, why dont you join the police academy with me? I almost spat out the mouthful of beer I just drank. Why would I want to attend police academy with you! Are you still nning to push me around in the academy, then once we graduate, you still want to continue to be my superior? Stop joking around! Who wants to work under you? You would probably boss me around and tell me to help you go buy you an-pan when tailing someone! If that was the case, I would rather smuggle drugs. I could be a mafia boss who smokes cigars while wearing a ck suit! But it seems you can meet a lot of police dogs in the academy. You could also bring them along on missions, so it seems pretty interesting... Wait, was getting in contact with police dogs one of the reasons why the ss leader wants to join the academy? No! Theres still more disadvantages than advantages! I dont want the ss leader to be always above me! I dont want to lose my freedom! The ss leader began to mutter to herself: Among our ssmates in ss 2-3, youre the only one whos bnced at the most dangerous intersection of life. Youre the only one who would be easily led astray, thats why I need to focus more time on taking care of you! I was discontent with her sense of justice, Hey, dont get too conceited! It was coincidental that we were assigned to the same ss, and it was also coincidental youre the ss leader for the year. Whats your rtionship with me? It sounds as if you want to take care of me for the rest of my life... The ss leader was immediately at a loss for words, then after a while, she began to stammer: I... I cant bare to stand watching someone beside me fall onto the wrong path, so thats why Im offering my help... Dont misunderstand, I treat you like youre my younger brother. Bullshit! Theres no way you pped Shu Zhe before! Also, who wants a sister who nags as much as you! If I had a sister like you, I would have made sure you were married off to a ce at least a million kilometers away! I was ashamed. That day, I only drank one bottle of beer, yet I got drunk. Chapter 172 – Henpecked Male I vaguely remember the ss leader asking the shop owner, who she was well acquainted with, to help get me on a taxi. Then she called my home and notified my father toe downstairs to pick me up. It was good that she was able to remember my home phone number from the ss directory. During the course of events, it seems the shop owner made a joke and it made Shu Sha blush. My dad also ridiculed me a bit since I was the one who came home drunk for the first time ever, but I dont really remember what he said. I was still thinking about getting revenge for brother Gang. Although the five tiger punishment squad does not have high battle power, they do know a lot of people. I was nning on asking them to help me scout some information. When I was looking for Xing Xings contact information, I saw the AmEx ck card in my wallet along withmissioner Wangs phone number. I suddenly had a bright idea and gave a call tomissioner Wang. After I confirmed that I could still receive their service, I asked him what kinds of requests can customers make. Mister Ye, we can help you with anything as long as its not illegal and you can pay for the costs. Thus I toldmissioner Wang to go check out brother Gangs injuries. I also told him to give brother Gang the best medical treatments possible, but I said dont mention my name, just mention its insurance for previous 28 Middle students. Please leave it to me. Well use a genuine employee from the insurancepany to prevent suspicions. I could feelmissioner Wangs confidence and smiling expression even through the phone, As for the results of his treatment, I will give you a report after I get a general idea. Even though we cant see each other, I still lowered my head by habit and put down the phone. I felt extremely frustrated after being dependent on the card that Ai Mi lent me. I wanted to use my own abilities to help brother Gang. In addition to the money I used to buy back the PS photos, I have used this activity funds card for a lot of matters that have nothing to do with Ai Mi. Although I wanted to pay the money back with my own abilities, where can a 14 year old with no abilities earn this much money? Sigh, its pointless to worry. First, lets take care of brother Gangs situation, there might be a fierce battle ahead of us! I called Xing Xings cellphone. When I told him I had something for him to do, his excited voice almost burst my eardrums. This time... This time, are your bringing us to hack someone up! I let him calm down first before I told him this task was extremely important. He was only allowed to make discreet inquires, and if he identally alerted the enemy, he should give me a heads up. Xing Xing agreed after he heard my seriousness. He dispatched all his connections to help me find information on Tie Xian. In the next two days, I couldnt sitfortably regardless if I was at school or at home. I didnt even feel like dealing with the listening device that Xiao Qin hid in my home. When I was feeling bad, I would ce the thermos that had the listening device hidden inside next to the TV. Then, I would switch to a channel that has a lot ofmercials and turn the volume to max. It would give Xiao Qin a good taste of static noise. Im not sure if it was the static that messed up her cycle, but Xiao Qin soon took three days off for her dysmenorrhea. I was still worried about brother Gang and I felt like she deserved it, thus I, who was her boyfriend by name, neither called her nor visited. I was waiting for someone to call me. After two days and two nights, I was finally able to obtain some information from Xing Xing. Im not sure if I should be happy or disappointed, but Xing Xing told me: Tie Xian was not able to evade the police. He was caught and sent back to DongShan city, and now hes in jail. I was disappointed and frustrated that I could not avenge brother Gang with my own hands. I was also frustrated by the feeling of defeat after the police, who the ss leader always believes in, captured Tie Xian. In addition, I also heard the whole story of brother Gangs tendons being cut. Every time I heard a new sentence, I would want to rush into the police station, grab Tie Xian out from behind the metal bars, and break his backbone. As I expected, brother Gang was the same even after he entered high school. He always brought his left and right-hand men to go around and act chivalrous. A week ago, brother Gang found a female ssmate from a neighboring ss being harassed by a couple of hoodlums. Although he was alone at the time, he fought with the three hoodlums without the slightest bit of hesitation. He was able to knock down two of them, and thest one ran away. It was the one who ran away that caused trouble. Tie Xian was the regional boss, and he thought brother Gang was an annoyance long ago. Thus, he brought at least ten or more men to deal with him. They blocked brother Gang on his way home and he was heavily outnumbered. Finally, he was held down on the ground where they cut the tendons on his right hand. Apparently, Tie Xian stood by and watched without lifting a finger. He even ordered the youngest member to go and cut his tendons, which meant: It was to train his guts. Xing Xing also seemed to feel bad after guessing of my rtionship with brother Gang. Brother Ye, youre our boss, that means brother Gang is the boss of our boss... Sigh, what a pity! It wouldnt be bad if it was to save his girlfriend, but I heard he didnt even speak much with the girl he saved. Why bother? Although I also had the same thoughts, I did not want anyone else to badmouth brother Gang. Xing Xing, you have the guts to criticize the boss of your boss? Do you want to die? How can youprehend brother Gang? To be honest, I cant evenprehend him. If I said it in a good way, brother Gang would be a hero who stands up for what is right while disregarding his own body. If I said it in a bad way, he would be an idiot. Damn, why I am losing sleep for an idiot? Why do I wish I was also fighting next to this idiot, even if I would have gotten my tendons cut? Then, the phone rang without warning. I originally thought it wasmissioner Wang reporting on brother Gangs injuries. I never thought it was brother Gang who personally called me, and it made me panic a bit. Xiao Ye Zi, Im leaving the underworld. (Jianghu) There was no resentment or unwillingness in his tone of voice. At most, there was some fond reminiscence of past memories. Brother Gang, you... I could not organize my thoughts, and I didnt know what to say in response. Brother Gang realized something was amiss with my tone and he started tofort me instead. Xiao Ye Zi, I heard you sent Li LaoEr and Zhao GuangTou to the hospital. I also heard you sent people to investigate Tie Xian because you wanted to help me get revenge? Iined about how Xing Xing was not able to handle it in secret while denying his im: No! I only... Dont worry, I know everything. Brother Gangs deep voice had a special ability to calm someones heart, Tie Xian was already caught. Hemitted some serious crimes, so of course, the police will take care of him, you dont have to do anything. Brother Gang used to call the police as the po-po, is he really nning on leaving? Did he receive a big psychological shock after his tendons were cut? Brother Gang even thoughtlessly pretended to be happy, Hahaha, Xiao Ye Zi, you wont expect this! The idental injury insurance we got from 28 Middle is still effective! Some workers came in and moved me to a top-ss patient room. The chief doctor even wrote up a treatment n, and I took a lot of imported medicine and supplements! Arent they crazy? I already threw the insurance policy receipt a long time ago! That should have been because ofmissioner Wang, right? As expected,missioner Wang is different, he can actually keep it confidential unlike Xing Xing. But, would it help? Tendons need to be immediately reconnected to be saved. If you pass the optimal time for surgery, the results wont be good regardless of medical skill or how much money you spend. Haha, Xiao Ye Zi, lemme tell you a secret, dont tell anyone else! Brother Gangs tone still showed that he was in a good mood which made me feel a bit strange. Actually, my tendons were never cut! What? I was shocked. Its actually a bit embarrassing. Tie Xian surrounded me with his men, held me down, and told a brat toe and cut my tendons. You should know Im pretty thick-skinned and conniving. It was that brats first time using a knife and he looked more scared than me. As a result, I started twitching and screaming as soon as the tip of the de went in, so that trash was afraid of going any deeper... I still felt like brother Gang was intentionally trying tofort me. If your tendons werent cut, why did Tie Xian tell everyone it was? Also, why are you leaving the underworld? I could almost see brother Gang scratching his head on the other end of the phone, Well, it felt like it was cut. Anyway, the doctor told me after it was connected that it would be restored to 80% of its original state, and I wont be crippled. I was slowly submerged by more sadness, Brother Gang, you lied. It was clearly cut, but it was reconnected. Why did you tell me it was never cut? Also, I heard it was because you helped aplete stranger, was it worth it? She wasnt even your girlfriend! I felt a bit of regret after asking that question. Brother Gang was already hurt, why did I have to throw salt in his wounds? I couldnt help it and punched myself on the leg. But, not only was brother Gang not angry, he became coy: Um, Xiao Ye Zi, she indeed was not my girlfriend at the time, I didnt even know her name. But.... Now... Eh? What? What do you mean? Dont leave out important words! Are you saying the girl was touched because you sacrificed your hand for a stranger, so she became your girlfriend? I stood there holding the phone for quite a while. I was not sure if I should say congrattions or hope you give birth to a son soon. Thats why, if we meet in the future, you should call her sis. After his reveal, he became shameless again, As for why Im leaving, it actually has nothing to do with my cut tendons. Im a rough person, so even if I regained 120% of the original state in my fingers, I still wouldnt be able to y the piano. But if its 80%, I can still punch just as hard as I did before! As for why I have to leave, its because your sis doesnt want to see me fight anymore... So, you were pressured by a girl? Why do you sound helpless but also in bliss! Is it fine if no one calls you boss after you get a girlfriend? I could not help but feel like I wasted my efforts. Next, we chatted about a whole array of subjects. For the first time ever, we even talked about life and ideals, but it was probably force fed to him by his girlfriend. I feel deep regret about a manly man degenerating into a henpecked male. Finally, brother Gang told me he has a date with his girlfriend on the weekend, so he cant chat for too long. He also urged me to fight less, he thought he was an idiot for fighting a lot back then. So, you know youre an idiot! You left me a lot of fighting equipment like a fool! You even told me to inherit an embarrassing position called 28 Middle Campus Boss! Now that youve reached enlightenment and got a girlfriend, can you even face the brothers that have been worried for you all this time? Damn it, you better be happy! After turning into a henpecked male, you dont have the rights to continue your legacy. You might as well resign quietly and enjoy the shameless two person world with sis! I stood still for a while after hanging up. I never thought brother Gang would be able to free himself from the carnage of the underworld and feel gratified. Does the ss leader feel the same way, hoping I could steer myself back onto the right path? Suddenly, I realized that brother Gang saving sis from hoodlums was simr to me protecting the ss leader a few days ago. And sis wants brother Gang to leave the underworld, while the ss leader urged me to apply for the police academy. But Im probably overthinking it. The ss leader only wants to fulfill her duties as a leader. She does not want anyone to drop from her own group, and she has no reason to like me. Even if she does like me, I cant be with her. I think she would be the same as brother Gangs girlfriend. She would persist until she turns her boyfriend into a henpecked male. I can never ept that as a man no matter what. Chapter 173 – Movie Ticke t TN: I re-tranted chapters 1 C 6. Its more for new readers but just wanted to let you guys know. Enjoy the chapter! The day after the fight, when my head was still filled with thoughts of getting revenge for brother Gang, the ss leader came up to me after ss and said: Give me your clothes. What? Clothes? Which clothes? ss leader, youre amazing! I know you are an advocate of equality between sexes, but you cant brazenly ask for a males clothes solely because the panty thief is stealing clothes from girls. I understoodter on that the ss leader was referring to the QingZi Academy jacket I worest night. The ss leader recountedst nights events without any emotion: You lost a lot of buttons during the fight and I picked them up. Give me your clothes and Ill take it home and help you sew the buttons back on. Huh? You were leisurely picking up buttons while I was in the middle of an intense fight? What are you thinking! Or, do you have OCD, and you cant sleep thinking about my missing buttons? Bring it to me whenever youre free. The ss leader moved her feet quickly and pretended she was looking at the scenery outside the window in order to evade Loud Mouths gaze. It was as if she already started training for techniques that are indispensable to criminal police. But Im also busy, so dont expect me to finish the job the day you bring it to me. It might take a few days. If youre in a rush, I can return your buttons and you can take it to a tailor shop. Why would I go to a tailor shop? If theres someone who would sew my buttons for free, why would I not take advantage of it! I was just feeling uneasy because I used Ai Mis credit card recklessly! I will save money if I can. This is the only time when I envy Shu Zhe because he has a sister who could do everything. Xiao Qin was also on sick leave for those couple of days, so the only thing I had to do other than waiting for brother Gangs news, was to have the ss leader sew the buttons back onto my uniform. I did not have to wait two days at all. I found the repaired uniform inside my desk in the morning, the day after I handed it to the ss leader. The ss leader was sitting quietly at her desk reviewing her homework as if this did not concern her. Not only did she sew the buttons back on their original positions, she was even able to clean off the blood stains on my cor that I could not. Didnt she say she was busy? If you are busy, you dont need to make my task a priority! Whether its taking care of your smart-ass brother, or going to the pet hospital to hug cats or dogs, arent either of them more important than sewing buttons? But, I still felt a warm feeling in my heart. You are the product of your environment. Lately, I have be more aware of how an environment can influence someone. In the cold alleyway that night, against the evil criminals, it was as if the world lost its order, or you could say violence became the only order. I was taken over by chaos, and I actually thought I was in a prehistoric desert before human civilization, where I devoured raw meat and only the strong would survive. I treated the lives of me and my enemies as equally worthless. But now, sitting in the ssroom, watching the students studying, talking, and fooling around, I feel like the world has returned to order. Especially the sunlighting through the windows, pouring over the desk and giving it a golden color. It makes me feel that beautiful events still ur in this world. Of course, this does not include Xiao Qin, who was holding onto two movie tickets with a wide smile, and hoping she can see a movie with me this weekend. As for what lovers should do, they should first see a movie together! I covered her mouth and she could only make muffled sounds, but she still waved the two beautiful digitally printed movie tickets that were in her hand. Shockingly, this was written on the ticket: The citys first full-featured 4D theater, elegant environment, well-equipped. A domestic high-definition blockbuster, a martial arts film that spans the times Tang Bo Hu Da Zhan Chu Liu Xiang. (TN: Its the name of the film, TBH fights CLX) What the fuck is with the title of this movie! Shouldnt it be Flirting Schr! (TN: Chinese name for Flirting Schr is Tang Bo Hu Dian Qiu Xiang, so the names are simr) Chu Liu Xiang, why are you joining the fray! Do you have topete with him on the big screen at picking up girls because youre both outstanding? In my opinion, not only does this film span the times, it simply ignores the integrity of filmmakers! How can you say that about my moms film! Xiao Qin said after escaping from my grasps, Although the plot is a bit outrageous, mom still put a lot of effort as the martial arts director! Even if you dont watch it for the plot, you definitely wont be disappointed by the martial arts! Huh? Auntie Ren was also involved in this film? Its a bit beyond my expectations, but its not strange. Originally, the job of the martial arts director is to choreograph the fights to make it more interesting. They dont actually have much say for the plot. As a single mother, especially with a child like Xiao Qin who makes you worry, Auntie Ren probably does not have the leisure to pick a movie with a good plot. Did Auntie Ren give you those movies tickets? I asked. Yeah. She receives a lot of tickets as a present once a movie is on air since she is the martial arts director. I can go see it together with Ye Lin ssmate, hehe. Xiao Qins smile was as splendid as the radiance of spring. She still does not know I have already seen through the listening device n, and I am currently looking for a way to get her back. The matter with brother Gang hase to an end. Another way of putting it is that I have lost my goal in life. It would be senseless to keep thinking about it, and it should be fun to watch the martial arts movie that Auntie Ren helped film. But I was not good-natured enough to go alone with Xiao Qin. Thus I asked with an ulterior motive: Does she have more than two tickets? Theres probably more she cant use, right? Xiao Qin did not realize my n and said with a smile: Of course, there are still a lot more! If you need them, I can bring all of it and you can give it to your friends or family! Thats good. I said as I snatched the two movie tickets from Xiao Qin and walked towards the ss leader without looking back. The ss leader was discussing something with the teacher in the hallway and she just returned to the ssroom. She stared nkly at me when she saw me holding two movie tickets while walking towards her. ss leader, do you like watching movies? I asked casually. Wh-.... What are you doing! The ss leader was anxious and she said angrily, Were at school right now. How can you... in front of this many people... It was as if she felt she misspoke halfway through her sentence and her face flushed red. Loud Mouth and Little Smart were watching the ss leader from a distance, and they started to whisper with bad intentions. I dont like movies. In order to break from the awkwardness, the ss leader sat back at her spot with lightning speed. She picked up an extracurricr book that was on her desk to read, it seems like it was Robinson Crusoe. You can go with whoever you want, Im not going... Why dont you invite Xiao Qin? I never said I wasnt going with Xiao Qin! I thought it would be more fun with more people! She breathed a sigh of relief after hearing my words, but at the same time, she expressed a slightly disappointed expression. I have stuff to do on the weekend. Since you already invited Xiao Qin, you guys should go together. Pay attention to your safety on the road. Also, dont bully Xiao Qin because Im not there, otherwise, I wont forgive you! It was like des were hidden behind her jet-ck pupils. Really? Im only taking Xiao Qin to the movies. Its fine even if you dont go. My goal is to not be alone with Xiao Qin at the movies. Even if you dont go, I have other people I can invite. Hence, I went to Loud Mouth and Little Smart and asked if they were interested. Loud Mouth initially imed that someone was treating her to a meal, and thats why she felt regretful that she could not attend the theaters. After she heard that I invited the ss leader, and Xiao Qin will also attend, her spirits were dampened and she said: So youre watching a movie in a group? I was trying not to be a third wheel! Saturday afternoon at two, right? Okay, well both be there, but you better at least treat us to popcorn! I nodded and agreed. The more people thate, the more disappointed Xiao Qin will be. As long as I can destroy her enthusiasm, so what if I have to spend a bit more? I suddenly thought an errand like buying popcorn should be done by your junior. Its not something a sevenCfoot man like me should do personally. Thus I came up behind Eunuch Cao who was reading an H manga in secret. I tapped him on the shoulder which made him jump in shock, then I invited him toe with us on Saturday and he can also help the girls out by buying snacks for them. Eunuch Cao was afraid of starting a conversation with me the past few days because he saw my dark expression when I was worried about brother Gang. Now he saw I was in a good mood, he quickly agreed to meet us there on time. After inviting the few people in our ss who were not afraid to talk to me, I returned back to the ss leaders seat. She still has not even turned a single page on the book she was reading. Now there are a total of five people going to the movies on Saturday, dont you always advocate that we should participate more in group activities? Xiao Qins mom received a lot of movie tickets, and it would be a waste if no one uses them. The ss leader hates hearing the word waste. Also, after she learned it was not only me and Xiao Qin, she was a bit tempted. But... Its rare that Xiao Zhe doesnt go out on Saturdays, I wanted to spend the day with him. Also, if I leave in the afternoon, his dinner.... I cant stand how the ss leader always puts her brother first for everything. Hes a grown man, does he need you to apany him? Would he starve to death if you dont make him one meal? Dont you always advocate for equality between sexes, then why do you sacrifice so much for your brother? Or is it to say your belief is equality for both sex, but not including older sisters? Hey, hey, its not like hes a cat or dog. He cant always depend on you to feed him, can he? The ss leader squinted her eyes and red at me after what I said about he brother. A murderous aura was about to be released. Okay, I wont call him dog anymore, hes actually not as loyal as a dog... How about this. I said we have a bunch of movie tickets, why not bring him along since hes staying at home anyway. We... Well watch the movie with seven people, what do you think? My suggestion removed the ss leaders final bit of resistance and guilt. Okay, Ill bring Xiao Zhe along too. I dont even remember thest time we watched a movie together. I thought in my mind: No shit! Why would he go see a movie with you if he already has a girlfriend! You are a perfect example of a mother who feels lonely and disappointed because her son has grown up and is no longer as attached to you as before! When I returned to my desk, I found Xiao Qin sprawled motionlessly across my desk like she was dead. Chapter 174 – Balloons and Cotton Candy What are you doing! I yelled at Xiao Qin who was lying on my desk, ss is almost starting! Move! Xiao Qin turned her heart-broken face towards me. Her cheeks that were pressed against her elbow had turned crimson red. Immitting suicide! Ye Lin ssmates cruel and heartless aura still remains on this desk. Dont mind me, Ill be dead in a bit. She pouted and buried her face back into her arms. Cruel and heartless? How am I cruel and heartless? Am I wrong? Xiao Qins muffled voice was transmitted from under her arms, Who takes movie tickets gifted by their girlfriend and goes to invite other girls?! Didnt I tell you before to not mention that youre my girlfriend at school? I ruthlessly kicked the leg of the chair that Xiao Qin was sitting on, Stop crying! If you keep making a scene, I wont keep you as a secret girlfriend either! Xiao Qin had no choice but to return to her seat crestfallen. She was slightly relieved after she heard that I invited a lot of people, and that it was not a date with the ss leader. Why, why did you have to invite others? Xiao Qin asked, Can we not go together by ourselves? Going to see a movie alone with you? Stop dreaming! Once the lights in the theater shut off, you might try to do something to me! It would be too easy for you to grope me! Although that is what I thought, I did not say it out loud. I should give a dignified reason. Hmph, its your own fault that you lost the chance to go to the movies alone with me! Eh? Why is it me.... What did I do wrong! Xiao Qins expression showed that she felt wronged. I said resolutely: Looks like you dont understand the meaning of the word secret in secret girlfriend! Xiao Qin looked at me attentively and made an expression like she was waiting for an exnation to clear her confusion. I shook my head like a professor giving a lecture, Since youve decided to be my secret girlfriend, then you must not let another person know about our secret! But, but Ai Mi already knows! Xiao Qin also directly calls Ai Mis name now. Well, she never showed any respect towards her celebrity status in the first ce. Um... That was an ident! I argued, And I dont think Ai Mi will publicize it! Just keep it a secret! If you tell anyone, Ill end it with you! Okay... Xiao Qin wiped her tears and agreed unwillingly. So, I arrived at the entrance of downtowns Imperial theater at around 1:30 on Saturday afternoon. I saw Xiao Qin under a ginkgo tree looking left and right, and I was not sure how long she had waited. She had a festive outfit, she was wearing a white skirt with a patterned design on the hem, and she also wore a pretty charming sunhat. After she saw me, she had an expression like a dog weing their owner who they have not seen in a long time. She jumped over and caught me off guard. She hugged onto my waist, stood on tiptoes, and kissed me on my neck. Hehehehe, a date with Ye Lin ssmate~? What are you doing? I pushed her away in a hurry, There are so many people watching! Who cares! Its not like we know them! Xiao Qin retorted, In my eyes, they are no different than, chickens, ducks, fish, or scallops! Are you saying we should keep the secret girlfriend a secret from chickens, ducks, fish, or scallops? Uhhh.... I could not think of any rejections at the time. Xiao Qin saw many men and women holding arms as they entered and exited the theater, so she grabbed onto my arm tightly as if she was a child who was afraid of getting lost. Let go! Our ssmates will be here soon! No, Im not letting go!! Ive been waiting under the sun for 2 hours to only get 5 minutes of time with Ye Lin ssmate. At least let me enjoy the 5 minutes in bliss! 2 hours? We agreed to meet at 1:40, does this mean you came at 11 in the morning? Whats the point ofing that early! What if I wasnt even the first person to arrive? If someone else came first, would you even have 5 extra minutes with me? Xiao Qin held onto my arm with excitement and greed. She had intoxicated eyes under her sunhat, and I felt she was a bit pitiful. She saw an uncle selling a bunch of Happy Goat and Wolfy balloons in front of the entrance of the theater. It was like a weightless tree growing towards the sky. (TN: Characters from this cartoon) I want a balloon, I want a balloon! Xiao Qin acted like a spoiled child, Buy me a balloon! Usually, I would not buy her a balloon. But since she was providing everyone with tickets and she waited for a long time, I reluctantly went to ask for the price of the balloons. My pace became slower after Xiao Qin grabbed onto one of my arms. Happy Goat is 15, Wolfy is 20! The uncle who was selling balloons answered impatiently. Why is the antagonist more expensive than the protagonist? Why does this scar-faced gray wolf cost the same as a meal! The uncle had a face of despise: How many kidse and watch movies at this time! Theyre pretty much all couples! Only little kids like Happy Goat! Wolfy is the perfect model for men of the 21st century! Have you not heard that song? Everyone should marry Wolfy! It seems he was right. Out of the few girls who were holding balloons, most of it were Wolfy balloons. I, I want a Wolfy balloon too! Xiao Qin said with courage. At the same time, she looked at me timidly. Seeing I did not get angry, she changed to a coquettish tone: I want it, I want it~!! Although I brought my wallet, I usually have a habit of keeping change in my pockets. After feeling around, I realized I only had 15 in crumpled bills. I thought it was a bother to take out my wallet, so I asked the uncle if he was willing to lower the price a bit for Wolfy. The uncle snorted: No haggling! There are a ton of people in front of the theater! Even if you dont buy it, someone else will! Let me give you a piece of advice, you should be willing to spend money on your girlfriend! You might get dumped if youre this cheap! Dumped? She should be lucky Im not dumping her! You called me cheap, then let me show you cheap. I pointed to a blue balloon without any designs and asked: How much is this? The uncle rolled his eyes: 5, no haggling. I handed the uncle 5 and gave the small and monotonous balloon to Xiao Qin. Xiao Qin grabbed the balloon and pouted with an unhappy expression. But after walking a few steps with the balloon, she recovered her beaming smile. In any case, this is the first present you bought for me after I became your secret girlfriend! Im going to bring it home and keep it as a family heirloom! Hey, hey, hey. Dont you already have too many family heirlooms? Also, wouldnt a balloon break regardless of how you keep it?! Are you satisfied even though I was a miser and bought you that cheap balloon? If thats the case, how would I sessfully execute my womanizer n? Looks like I have to be ruthless! I have decided! I will definitely pop the balloon today and make you cry! I looked at my watch and it was already 1:40. The ss leader and others were not here yet, did something happen? Xiao Qin also realized the 5 minutes was longer than expected. She became more conceited after she realized the heavens were on her side. She saw a bespectacled fat kid holding his fathers hand while happily licking arge roll of cotton candy. I want cotton candy, I want cotton candy!! Xiao Qin yelled and pointed at the cotton candy in the fat kids hands. She didnt take any consideration of her own status as a beauty. The fat kid saw a well-dressed and beautiful older sister, and unexpectedly she had her sights set on his snack. Furthermore, there was a bad guy with a ferocious appearance next to her. It immediately scared him and caused him to hide the cotton candy behind his back, then he pointed at a nearby alley and said: You... you can buy it over there... Once we walked to the alley, the fat kid breathed a sigh of relief as if he was relieved from a heavy burden. It was also an uncle selling cotton candy, but this uncle was more friendly. Young man, want to buy some cotton candy? Its only 5 for the white one. I want pink, I want pink! Xiao Qin stamped her feet and said, Its almost time! I want pink cotton candy! The uncle thought Xiao Qin was referring to the start of the movie, so to console her, he said: Dont worry, theres still time, you want pink, right? Since you can eat cotton candy, it has more value to me than a useless balloon. In addition, you cant keep cotton candy as a family heirloom, right? Thats why I nodded my head and let the uncle give pink cotton candy to Xiao Qin. It wasnt long before Xiao Qin received arge bouquet of pink cotton candy with delight, and she began to eat deliciously. I took out 5 and handed it to the uncle, but he said amicably: Sorry young man, its 10 for pink cotton candy. Huh? Is there a differencepared to the white one? Is the coloring that expensive? The uncle was not hurried: Theres not much of a difference, its just that girls generally like pink. The coloring doesnt cost much, but feelings are invaluable! Sure enough, there are no businesses that is not crafty or sly! But, its hard to get mad at the uncle who initially weed us with a smile. Also, it seemed Xiao Qin was in a good mood after I saw her licking at the cotton candy. I cant help it, so I took out the remaining 10 and handed it over. The uncle said Thanks for your patronage., and the corners of his eyes were filled with cunning wrinkles. Xiao Qin held a balloon in her left hand and cotton candy in her right. After she realized she did not have a third hand to hold me, she reclined against me as if I was a wall. I looked around impatiently and grumbled about why they were still not here. The ss leader arrived slowly with Shu Zhe after Xiao Qin had finished three-quarters of her cotton candy and she had strands of sugar all over her mouth. The ss leader told me with regret that something came up for Loud Mouth and Little Smart, so they would not be able to make it today. As I was speaking to the ss leader, Eunuch Cao arrived after frantically pushing his way through the crowd. The big ck bag he was carrying on his shoulder was very suspicious, and Im not sure what was inside. Chapter 175 – An Awfully Suspicious Bag I noticed the ss leader and Shu Zhe were pretty much wearing matching couples outfits. They had a in white shirt on top, paired with a pair of navy blue skinny jeans. The white shirt looked very simr to our schools summer uniform, and you could not tell the difference if you did not look carefully. Under the contrast of the white shirt, the ss leaders long hair seemed even darker and softer. The treatments to to the edges of her aged jeans gave her a seldom seen wild aura, but as soon as the feminine pearl chained bag she was carrying was revealed, that wild aura waspletely neutralized. After seeing the resolute ss leader carrying a bag even more feminine than Xiao Qins Mickey Mouse bag, I could not hold back andughed. Whats so funny! The ss leader was originally embarrassed about the bag, so she raised her voice to hide her awkwardness, I need a bag to carry things, right? The backpack I use for school is too big, so I could only use this... I got it as a gift from my mom, so it would be a waste if I didnt use it... Xiao Qin, who was reclined against me, was initially not happy when she saw the ss leader because she knew her 5 minutes was up. But she remembered her n to act dumb in front of the ss leader, so she walked next to her and gave an enthusiastic greeting whileplimenting her bag. It clearly suits the ss leader! If you wore a skirt and high heels, we would be an even better match! I had suspicions about Xiao Qins intentions. It was as if she wanted the ss leader to dress like those rich and unruly ojousan from shoujo manga. Keep dreaming! Compared to the hardworking ss leader, you are the one who is closer to an ojousan since you treat cutting sea cucumbers as cutting tofu. Xiao Qin only said a few lines with the ss leader. When Shu Zhe came following from behind unwillingly while ying his phone, Xiao Qin immediately closed her mouth and hid behind my back nervously. Are you even afraid of the ss leaders brother? I took Xiao Qin a bit further away and asked, Look, dont you think he looks a bit effeminate? Is that okay? Xiao Qin nodded a bit and said quietly: Actually, I would tremble even if I stared at Li YuChun or Zeng YiKe for too long.... (TN: Female celebrities who looks like dudes...) It made me realize: So you distinguish between genders by face? No wonder when you went berserkst time against the five tiger punishment squad, you were not able to recognize me. You were probably scared to the point where the facial recognition part of your brain was shut off, and you only woke up after I called your name. Although Shu Zhe and the ss leader were wearing the same uniform, Shu Zhe did not have any heroic spirit. He was squinting because of the intense afternoon sun, and he was only focused on ying with his white touchscreen phone. We should stay home on a day like this... Shu Zheined to his sister. He raised his head and saw me talking with Xiao Qin, then he furrowed his brows and reflexively used one of his hand to cover half his butt. Okay, okay, can you just think of it as apanying your sister? There were many people walking to and from the theater, so the ss leader involuntarily went to hold her brothers hand as if she was afraid he would get lost in the crowd. But Shu Zhe avoided her hand. Im not a kid anymore! Its embarrassing enough that I came out dressed in this unfashionable outfit with you! If you like holding hands, then go find a boyfriend! The ss leader looked a bit disappointed, but she did not fight and just silently withdrew her hand. I was dissatisfied with the way Shu Zhe treats his sister. Seeing he was only interested in using his phone, I asked: Did your parents buy that cellphone for you? Shu Zhe was still a bit afraid of me, No... no, I bought it myself. You bought it yourself? Where did you get the money? Did you sister approve of you buying a phone? Shu Zhe started to get impatient after I asked so many questions, Brother Ye Lin, why do you care! I had to live frugally for a while to save my allowance! I know our schools rules, thats why I dont bring it to school and use it outside, is there anything wrong with that! Also, since I have a cellphone, my sister is happy that she could contact me anytime! I looked at the ss leaders expression and she was still affected by Shu Zhes rejection. She was not in the mood to speak, and she only nodded in agreement. Shu Zhe, you make it sound dignified, but you probably only use the phone to flirt with your girlfriend, right? When your sister actually looks for you, you might shut off your phone because you dont want your sister nagging you! Also, you know how to live frugally? Howe I dont believe you can live frugally? Although you get more allowance than me, dont you spend it like water on your girlfriend? I keep thinking the money was not earned properly. I left Xiao Qin with the ss leader and took Shu Zhe to the side. I asked him if he was selling his sisters underwear again, and he looked at me with disdain and said proudly: Im a person who keeps their word! Youre the one who took her underwear without paying! Since my sister already raised my allowance, and Ive made a promise to not profit off of her, I will never do it again! As for the way Im making money now... Im not going to lie, Ive found a better way! It doesnt take advantage of my sister, and I only need to sit in front of theputer every day and send a couple of messages arent I great? Because they asionally had video chats with their parents who were far away, they had aputer that could go online. I heard the ss leader gives Shu Zhe one hour of free time on the inte every day after he finishes his homework. Earning money online? I expressed my suspicions, Are you an intementator, like Sister Fengs hype team where they pay you 0.50 for every post? How would I earn enough money to buy a cellphone if I did that! Just dont ask anymore. If I teach someone else the method, then I wont be able to make anymore money! It was almost time to enter the theater, and the sweaty Eunuch Cao was finally able to catch his breath after we walked into the cool theater. He kept onining that people are not supposed to ride the subway on weekends. Iughed: Who told you to bring such arge bag? Even the ss leader dressed lightly with a small mini-bag. The ss leader raised her fist like she wanted to hit me, but I was not afraid since her fighting power was significantly lower whenpared to even Loud Mouth. Disciple, whats inside that big bag of yours? Food? Loud Mouth is going to regret that she didnte! Eunuch Cao quickly hid the bag behind his back after it looked like I was going to inspect it, then he said: Its nothing important, Ill let you seeter, but nows not the time. Its not the time? Is it because there are girls here! I dont even need to ask, its definitely not something good. Maybe he brought a fake mouse after I told him the ss leader is afraid of mice. Then he would record her scream so he can take it home and use it to daydream! Chapter 176 – Seated in Rows Although I feel sorry for Auntie Ren, I am afraid Tang Bo Hu Da Zhan Chu Liu Xiang is probably a garbage film. The evidence is that although it was the prime time in the afternoon on a weekend, less than ten percent of therge HD theater was filled, and most of the seats were empty. On Friday night, I was afraid of being unprepared for the movie, so I looked up some online reviews without spoilers. Here was a post from Baidu: Im a dumbass! Im a fucking dumbass! I cant believe I actually watched this entire dumbass movie!! Since I already have a basic understanding of the film, I did not have any high expectations. I nned to sit quietly in front of the movie screen for an hour and forty minutes, and I was not the only one who had to suffer. Thanks to the low viewership, there were a lot of empty seats, and everyone could sit where ever they want. Even though Xiao Qin and I were supposed to be the hosts because Xiao Qin provided the tickets, and I invited everyone, but the ss leader naturally took over as the role of the organizer as everyone here was either her own brother or students of the 2-3 ss. She brought everyone to the right side where it was at a 35 angle from the screen, reportedly it has the optimal field of view. But there were a bit of conflicting views as to how we should be seated. Xiao Qin rushed to the fourth seat from the right and sat down. Then, she beckoned for me to sit on her right. I could roughly guess her thoughts. Since there was a thick marble pir slightly in front and to her left, it would block the vision of anyone who sits on the fifth seat. Since there were not many people today, most of the seats to the left of Xiao Qin were empty, and she does not have to worry about men sitting to her left. I do not need to exin why Xiao Qin wants me to sit next to her. But it seems the ss leader wants to sit on Xiao Qins right, so she could be next to the only other girl. Then, she would put her own brother on her right, then it would be me and Eunuch Cao. It might be a misconception, but I felt a murderous aura from Xiao Qins eyes that were hidden under her sunhat. When Xiao Qin raised her head, she was smiling at the ss leader. She was polite and amiable, and she begged the ss leader: Can you let me sit with Ye Lin ssmate ~ please o(gt;nlt;)o~~~~ We always sat together at the movies since we were kids, Im already used to it ~~~ Ill be afraid of the dark without Ye Lin ssmate!! After the ss leader saw Xiao Qins earnestness, she was embarrassed to snatch the spot, so Xiao Qin had her wish fulfilled and I sat to her right. Then, the ss leader assigned her brother to sit on my right, then she would sit on his right. It was as if she intentionally used her brother to separate us. Shu Zhe was not happy: I dont want to sit next to brother Ye Lin, he always hits people! Last time, the painsted for a whole week! This time, the ss leader did not concede. Even if her brother was not happy, she does not want to sit next to me no matter what. It is better that you do not want to sit next to me! Do you think I want you to sit next to me? Five people, but only four good seats. There was no spot for Eunuch Cao, but he was unconcerned. On the contrary, he happily sat in the row behind us. That row had fewer people, so he put hisrge bag in an empty seat next to him. Coincidentally, his fat filled body was right behind me. Now, its more convenient for the master and disciple to have a discussion, Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie But Xiao Qin was not pleased with the seating arrangements, and her whole body started to tremble. I thought she was angry, but I realized she was scared after looking at her face. I finally understood with a bit of hand motions and eye gestures. It was because the seats were really close together, even if I was beside her, Shu Zhe still triggered her androphobia because he was too close. Thus, I brought up this issue with the ss leader on behalf of Xiao Qin. Is it that serious? Although the ss leader knew about Xiao Qins fear of males, she did not expect it to be this serious, Dont you sit next to Niu ShiLi ssmate during ss? Howe youre not afraid of him in ss? In order to let Xiao Qin have a conversation with the ss leader, I temporarily took Shu Zhe to a ce further away. ss, ss leader... Thats because theres a certain distance between the seats in our ss. Also, four-eyes is very quiet during ss, theres also Ye Lin ssmate on my left who encourages me, thats why I can hold on... The ss leadersplexion did not look good. Not sure if it is because of Xiao Qins nickname for others, or if it is because Xiao Qin mentioned that I encourage her during ss. Shu Zhe heard their conversation andughed mockingly: Afraid of males? How? Isnt brother Ye Lin a male? I think brother Ye Lin is many times scarier than me! When everyone ignored him, he pouted and said: If thats the case, why dont I switch ces with my sister. Would that be far enough? The ss leader used her eyes to inquire Xiao Qin. After a bit of thought, Xiao Qin nodded. ... It should be fine. I could resist against my androphobia with the calming scent that Ye Lin ssmate emits! Who emits a calming scent! Are you treating me as mosquito-repelling incense! The ss leader and Shu Zhe switched seats. The current arrangement was Xiao Qin on my left and the ss leader on my right. I had two youngdies with different styles sitting next to me, and it made a single ideologist like me a bit pleased. It was like I had a flower in each hand. Even if it was a high-ss theater, the armrests were very narrow. Because both I and the ss leader were wearing short sleeves, our skin would touch if we both put our arms on the armrest. That is why the ss leader put her hands on her knees while holding onto that ridiculous bag. The ss leader immediately sat upright and still once she was near me. If an outsider saw her, they would believe that we were strangers. At this time, Xiao Qin finally removed her sunhat. Even though she finished her cotton candy, one of her hands was still holding onto the balloon, so both her hands were full. She was not sure how to handle the situation. She suddenly had a good idea. She would use the sunhat to hold down the balloon, then put it on the empty seat to her left. Unfortunately, the sunhat was too light, and the sunhat was almost carried up like a hot air balloon. Luckily I stood up in time and grabbed the balloon. Xiao Qin became worried: What should I do? I dont want to hold it when Im watching the movie, but where should i put it? I replied heartlessly: Why dont you just pop it? Xiao Qin instantly made an expression like she was about to cry: No! No way! Thats a family heirloom, its even more precious than the Imperial Regalia of Japan! Huh? Does the three sacred weapons also appear in shoujo manga? Yata no Kagami, Kusanagi, and Yasakani no Magatama... All three appeared in Gundam and Naruto. It sounds really cool, but there are some people who say those three were gifts given by China, so it would just bemon goods here. Whatever the case, those three would definitely be more valuable than your balloon! How can you hurt the feelings of our Japanese friends! I returned Xiao Qins sunhat, and I suddenly thought of a great way to deal with the balloon. Xiao Qin, have you heard of static electricity? If you rub the balloon until theres static electricity, you can stick it on the back of the seat! Xiao Qin blinked and thought it was a great idea. But, what should I rub it on? If I use too much strength, it would explode and turn the theater into ruins! Is that a balloon or an atomic bomb! Even if you do not understand physics, at least have somemon sense! Iughed evilly on the inside, then I took the balloon and started rubbing it on Xiao Qins head. Theres nothing better at generating static than hair! Dont move, it might explode! Xiao Qin could only sit quietly and let me make a mess of her neatlybed hair. From the ss leaders viewpoint, I was, without a doubt, bullying Xiao Qin. But she was afraid Xiao Qins precious balloon would pop, so she did note and stop me. But as for Xiao Qin, she initially felt a bit awkward, but her face gradually turned redder. It was as if she enjoyed the fact that I was rubbing her hair with a balloon. She was like a cat epting their owners caress. I felt I was not able to achieve the result I wanted, so I lost the mood to y around. I put the balloon on the back of the seats in front of us, and it was able to stick. Wow! Ye Lin ssmate is amazing! Xiao Qin eximed in admiration. Laugh while you can. Static electricity is weak, so that means the balloon will fly all the way up to the ceiling with any sudden vibrations. You will not even get a chance to cry! Hehehe Who knew the ss leader had to get in the way. She taught Xiao Qin to tie the balloon on the legs of the seat, then use the cushion to block the balloon so it would not fly away. Xiao Qin thought for a while with her mouth agape. She realized it was more reliable than static electricity. She wanted to keep her family heirloom, so she went with the ss leaders method instead of mines. I felt resentment towards the ss leaders acts of harming others without benefiting herself. The lights finally closed and it was time for the movie to start. The surroundings turned ck in an instant. Then, I abruptly found some words written on the seat in front of me written with a highlighter. Chapter 177 – Senior’s Words of Wisdom Someone wrote a sentence on the back of the chair in messy handwriting. It was not easy to read, and I slowly read the words in front of me: I wish all couples... I naturally believed the following words would be will be happy. I felt a bit touched andforted that a person would leave congrattory words for strangers in this cold and detached world. I did not expect the full sentence to be I wish all couples are long-lost siblings! Damn, so it was not a blessing but a curse! Which loser came here alone and wrote this curse from the bottom of his heart!? Did it remain here because it was written with an invisible highlighter, and the workers did not notice it? The sentence was very clear in the dark, and all five of us saw it. Eunuch Cao leaned up from behind me,ughed in my ear and said: Master, biological siblings isnt that bad! It might feel great ying around! Xiao Qin grabbed onto my left arm to alleviate her nervousness when she became aware there was a man behind her as well. Maybe it was because Eunuch Cao was in the row behind us, and Xiao Qin cannot see him without turning around, so she felt a bit better. Who said you can hug my arms? Everyone around us are all acquaintances! I interrogated Xiao Qin in a quiet voice. Even though I was well aware that it was to resist against her androphobia, she would definitely take advantage of me if Ipromised. Xiao Qins face looked a bit pitiful in the dark, yet her voice was stubborn. Didnt you say that I could be your secret girlfriend as long as no one we know finds out! Who would realize that Im hugging onto your arm in the dark? Let me hold it for a while~~~ Hmph, whatever. Just remember, if someone finds out, youre done! I ruthlessly threatened her. Okay, Ill be extra careful! Xiao Qin happily agreed. She hugged my left arm even tighter, and it was almost pressed against her breasts. By the way, summer clothing for girls sure are thin. Although your elbows are not that sensitive, what is this soft jello-like feeling! Is it your meat buns? It seems like it has grown a bit bigger in these past days, is that why you are itching to unt it to me? Fuck, dont rub back and forth while holding my arm! People would find out even if you minimize the range of motion! Is this what you think couples do in the dark when theye to the movies? Luckily, I told other people toe with us! Otherwise, I would not be able to keep my chastity! My left arm felt extremely ufortable with the rubbing, and I wanted to grab something to vent my anger. I randomly grabbed onto something, who knew it was Xiao Qins skirt. Xiao Qins body immediately froze, and she also stopped rubbing me with her breasts. Even if I cannot see clearly in the dark, I could still feel the heat radiating off her reddened face on my skin. Are you afraid? I found out from long ago that you are strong in appearance but weak in reality. You always have a dirty mouth and act vulgar, and if I act embarrassed, you would intensify your attack. However, if I counterattack, you would be scared, right? But, I did not intentionally grab your skirt! Although Xiao Qin was embarrassed, she did not have any intention to resist. She closed her eyes and it was like she was offering her life. What does it mean? Are you tacitly agreeing? Are you not going to resist even if I stick my hands in your skirt? Eh? You even parted your legs a bit! This is like the plot of a H manga! Who do you think I am! Do you think I would indecently assault you in a public ce, surrounded by the ss leader and other ssmates? Stop joking around! Do you think I would be seduced by your body and fall into an inescapable hell? Also, hawk-eyes Shu Sha is sitting to my right. Even though I am not sure about her night-vision capabilities, but there is a high chance she would discover what I am doing! I do not want the rumor of Ye Lin is a shameless pervert to spread through the school by the ss leader! After a series ofplicated mental battles, I released Xiao Qins skirt. Xiao Qin felt the wind of her skirt falling, and she slowly opened her eyes. She breathed a sigh of relief, but also looked at me with disappointment. She said to me in a whisper: If its Ye Lin ssmate, you can do whatever you want to me. Its the girlfriends responsibility to let the boyfriend feel wherever... Who told you that! Its probably Chen YingRan! Its definitely that female pervert school doctor, Chen YingRan! If it is the girlfriends responsibility to let the boyfriend feel her, then what is the boyfriends responsibility? Just to move his hands up and down? What a clear division ofbor! Are you guys rubbing around to create enough static electricity to rece a hydroelectric power nt with your pollution-free and all-natural energy? When Xiao Qin and I were quietly whispering, the ss leader took out a tissue from her bag and started to wipe the words written on the back of the seat. Unbelievable, how can you vandalize a public ce? I cant believe the people who he came with didnt even stop him. The ss leader said to herself. Are you dumb! If he came with someone, then he would not write this curse! He definitely wrote these words from the bottom of his heart as he was crying tears of blood from listening to the flirting couples around him! Commercials started to y on the big screen. Shu Zhe was still using his phone in the dark. Hmph, the person who wrote that definitely does not have an older or younger sister. Although Shu Zhe did not raise his head, he still nced at it quickly and said with contempt: Even if they were separated for 10 or 20 years, people wont fall in love with their siblings. Even mice know to prevent familial bonds, are people more stupid than mice? The authors who promote sibling love are all daydreaming, or just in perverted! Even though he did not say it, his words indicate that he still harbors some discontent towards his sister. He probably feels that his sister is a hindrance who gets in the way of his romantic rtionships. The ss leader could not understand what caused her brothers attitude, so she could only believe that he had entered his rebellious stage. The words Tang Bo Hu Da Zhan Chu Liu Xiang appeared on therge screen, and many audience members quieted down. The opening was not that long. The most eye-catching names were the director, the lead actor, and Auntie Rens name as the martial arts director. However, I felt it was more of a shame y for Auntie Rens name to be signed on this crap film. I could not endure it anymore and covered my eyes. At this moment, Eunuch Cao whispered to me: Master, did you realize the ss leader and her brother look alike? I unconsciously looked to my right. The ss leader and Shu Zhe were wearing identical clothes. You cannot really differentiate between short or long hair in the dark. The light from the big screen shone on their faces, and their skin was equally white and smooth. Their simrity would increase if Shu Zhe opened his listless eyes wider. Nheless, the simrities between the two siblings did not bring back good memories. I distinctly remember almost rubbing one out with the photo of Shu Zhe pretending to be his sister. I almost blew my top off the time I caught Shu Zhe taking a selfie. I pretended I was disinterested in Eunuch Caos question, So what if theyre a bit simr? Eunuch Cao made a sinister smile, What a shame! Ive trained for many years under master, but Ive only recently discovered the unpolished gem that is the ss leaders brother! With only a bit of polish, he will have wonderful uses! I vaguely felt ufortable, What kinds of uses? Eunuch Cao was still criticizing himself: I cant believe I found out sote. I feel ashamed as a son and as a man! Fuck! Why would you feel inferior for not discovering Shu Zhes potential as a cross-dresser? Is it to the point where you should apologize to your ancestors? Usually, you do so many vile acts, but I have never seen you embarrassed. I thought that you had no sense of shame! Or, do failures feel ashamed when they are not big enough of a failure? That said, your dad, Director Cao, is definitely a grade A failure. It would not be wrong to say you feel ashamed as a son. What do you have in your bag? I raised my vignce. Shhh, quiet down. Its only a few tools to shoot a movie... What kinds of tools? Tools to shoot an A film? You are deranged! I cannot believe you brought those things to a movie theater! Also, dont tell me you bought it from our store!? Rx, why would I cause harm to my master? A tool to shoot an A film can also be a wig... Wig? Why did you bring a wig? What else do you have in your bag? Dont tell me that since you cant achieve your desires with the ss leader, you are nning to switch to her brother? Eunuch Cao, do you have no shame as a man?! You have already be a major loss even worse than Director Cao! I felt Shu Zhe might have a bad day today. However, when I see him ignoring his sister and only focusing on his phone, I dont really want to help him. In addition, it is obvious that Eunuch Cao has low battle power. Shu Zhe is also weak and unustomed to physical work. Eunuch Cao might not have enough strength to force Shu Zhe to do anything. Or would he use illegal drugs or hire someone to do the work for him? But, what does it have to do with me? I should just watch the martial arts fighting in this crap film while eating my popcorn. Chapter 178 – Eunuch Cao’s Plan TN: My bad for dy, enjoy! Although I was already mentally prepared since I read the online reviews, after I watched it with my own eyes, I realized that the film Tang Bo Hu Da Zhan Chu Liu Xiang has no lower limit. Tang BoHu and Chu LiuXiang are both talented and handsome, right? They should be surrounded by beautiful girls, right? I originally thought the reason why this movie was bad was that someone was NTRed, but I was wrong! I was way off! I was too childish! This film does not even have a female protagonist! It is basically a damn homo film! There was even a scene where Tang BoHu identally locks lips with Chu LiuXiang! What a pity that the fujoshi, Little Smart, was not able toe see the movie! Shu Zhe had vehement dislike towards that scene: Hey sis, what kind of shit film did you bring me to see! A man kissing a man, how disgusting! The ss leader also felt it was a bit inappropriate, but we have already watched half of the film. Regardless if it was out of courtesy or respect towards Auntie Ren, we had no intention of leaving midway. Shu Zhe closed his phone and stuffed it into his pant pockets. He stood up from his seat, Im going to the washroom this movie is too nonsensical! Master, I also need to pee. Please excuse me! Eunuch Cao informed me and followed Shu Zhe into the theaters hall with a vulgar expression. He was even shameless enough to follow very closely behind him. The most suspicious part is he brought the veryrge bag along with him. Damn! What are you going to do? What are you nning to do to Shu Zhe in the mens washroom? If it was only wigs, the bag would not be that heavy. Is it possible that he brought along a whole set of S&M tools, and hes nning on bursting his chrysanthemum after he chains him in a stall? To be honest, I was not willing to help Shu Zhe. Speaking of bursting chrysanthemums, didnt he already experience it once with the school doctor? Whats the harm in it happening a second time? But suddenly, Xiao Qin said to me: I, I also need to go to the washroom, can youe with me~? Go by yourself! Or ask the ss leader! Dont you guys always go together at school? School is school, outside is outside! Whats the difference! Besides, I dont need to use the washroom, so go by yourself! Why! One of the responsibilities of the boyfriend is to wait for their girlfriend outside of the washroom! Its an important etiquette between lovers! I have been awaiting this day for a long time! Come with me pleaaaase~~~~ Why are there so many rules for going to the washroom? Also, didnt I already wait for you outside the washroom the first time you had a period! I was also seen by a lot of female students (including the ss leader), how embarrassing! When I did not agree, Xiao Qin actually threatened me: If you wonte with me... Then, I wont go either! Ill wait till you want to go, so we can go together! Then, she gripped her hands into fists, tightly mped her legs together, straightened her back, and made a persevering expression like she was fighting a prolonged battle. Prolonged battle my ass! Are you trying to forcibly hold it in? You just drank a whole bottle of orange juice! We learned in health ss that females have a shorter ureter than males. So, females are inherently weak at holding in their urine are you not afraid of urinary incontinence! Do you still believe you are the protagonist of a shoujo manga! Which female protagonist does something as embarrassing as wetting themselves in public! Looking at the way Xiao Qin bit her teeth, I could not help but be scared. If you could not hold back, everyone would see a show many times more interesting than the movie on the screen! There may be unscrupulous people who would investigate your identity. At night, they would go home and post online: Because the movie was so bad, the daughter of the martial arts director pissed herself on the spot due to her anger! In order to not be an eyewitness to this terrifying news, I had no other choice but to take Xiao Qin towards the washroom. Before we left, I asked the ss leader: Are you going to the washroom? Actually, this film really makes you want to urinate. Especially the fight in the river, the sound of the stream really makes me want to pee. The ss leader indicated that she did not need to go, and that she would stay behind to watch our stuff. In fact, there was nothing to lose, other than a few buckets of popcorn and a few cups of unfinished drinks. Unlike me, Xiao Qin seemed to value these foods. She told the ss leader before we left: Dont let anyone take our popcorn! If too many peoplee to take it, then I would rather you eat it in one mouthful than hand it over! The ss leader waved her hand with a bitter smile. It meant please be at ease, no one wille to take our popcorn. Seeing the self-assured ss leader, Xiao Qin rolled her eyes and said: Oh, you cant eat it all yourself then lie and say someone else took it! Enough! How do you see the ss leader?! Only a glutton like you would eat all the food yourself! The ss leader awkwardly promised: I wont eat it all. If I finish it, Ill buy you more, okay? Okay! Xiao Qin followed me proudly into the hall after she received a guarantee. I suspect that Xiao Qin was pretending that she had to urgently use the washroom, otherwise, she would not have the free time to joke around with the ss leader. How cunning! If I did not also want to use the washroom, I definitely would not have yed along! On the other hand, five people came to the movies, but four of us went to the washroom, so the ss leader could only sit alone to watch our stuff. She would asionally reach for some popcorn, but instead of putting it in her mouth, she would thoughtfully stare at the screen for a while. It would have been good if Loud Mouth and Little Smart came. Those jerks, if they came, the ss leader would not be lonely. I suddenly realized that the ss leader was an existence who was admired in our ss, but her friends were not. Even if they had a close rtionship, it was more like the ss leader taking care of others (like Gong CaiCai). It did not fit with my standard of friends of an equal-standing. Even though people depend on her, she has no one to depend on. That means the only solution was to be strong. What a tiring style of living! No wonder Shu Zhe does not view his sister as a role model! But what can you do? Her parents are not near her side, and she has a brother that makes her worry. Even the teacher in charge of our ss needs Shu Sha to control the students. Then, there are students like me and Eunuch Cao who constantly cause her trouble. I had a bit of a guilty conscience. If only I could be of help. Due to the fact that the movie was boring and caused the urge to pee, many female audience members chose to use the washroom at this time. Xiao Qin stuck out her tongue and lined up behind them while I headed towards the male washroom. Get lost! I wont do it no matter how much money you give me! You pervert! Shu Zhe rushed out of the washroom in a fit of anger, and Eunuch Cao came following behind trying to curry his favor. Dont be mad! It wont take long! Youre the only one who can do this! Stop annoying me! Or else Ill tell brother Ye Lin to give you a beating! How does my sister have a ssmate as perverted as you! Dont be like that! Everyone has their own likes and dislikes! If you help me out, I definitely wont mistreat you! Fuck, what are you saying? Could it be that because of yourck of strength, you gave up on your rape n, and instead you offered him money? Dont tell me you want to pay Shu Zhe for him to wear a wig, dress up like his sister, and meet your every demand? Isnt this a service called pensated dating that the Japs came up with? Do you want a male to dopensated dating with you! Shu Zhe had his head lowered and walked in a hurry. He identally bumped into me, but he was the one who was sent flying to the side. He recognized it was me and showed an ashamed face. He did not want me to hit Eunuch Cao, instead, he went up to the second floor without looking back. It seems the theater also has washrooms on the second floor does he not even want to use the same washroom as Eunuch Cao? I blocked the way of Eunuch Cao and pushed him back into the washroom. It waspletely different than the overcrowded female washroom. Other than a staff member, the washroom was actually empty. After the staff left, only Eunuch Cao and I remained. Whats your goal? I asked, Dont tell me you want Shu Zhe to dress like his sister so you can burst his chrysanthemum! Eunuch Cao, who was tired from carrying therge bag said with a smile: How would that be possible? Although I thought about it, boys and girls still have different body structures in the end. If it was just to satisfy myself and he dressed up like the ss leader, rather than bursting chrysanthemums, I prefer the mouth... Mouth... Mouth!? You are too big of a failure! Please dont make me imagine that scenario! Since Shu Zhe looks like the ss leader, does that mean as long as he does not take off his clothes, you can treat him as the real ss leader? Is that why you are using Shu Zhe as a substitute? Because he would do things the ss leader cannot, so it does not matter if he is a boy or girl! When he saw my angry look, Eunuch Cao quickly apologized. He said that although he did think about it, he was discussing an entirely different matter with Shu Zhe. In order to prove himself, he opened the zipper of his bag and showed me it was a bleached wig with short light brown hair,pletely different than the ss leaders long ck hair. What does this mean? I asked, Do you want to use Shu Zhe as a model and see how the ss leader looks with dyed short hair? Chapter 179 – It’s Okay If You’re a Trap Eunuch Cao finally confessed after I got to the heart of the matter. It turns out that he also had a few pinhole cameras borrowed from Director Cao in hisrge bag along with the wig. He wanted to persuade Shu Zhe to dress as a girl and install hidden cameras in the female washroom so he can take secret photos. Jie Jie Jie Jie. Master, its a pretty good n, right! There must be plenty of fashionable girls whoe downtown to watch movies. If I could take some shameful photos of them, I could sell them for a high price online! I immediately punched him and he almost bit his tongue. Bastard! What kind of pervert would buy those photos? Eunuch Cao held the giant bump on his head and mumbled: Yeah! Someone will buy it! My dad has some colleagues from Japan... So, its colleagues who filmed AV with him! Sure enough, Japan is filled with perverts. Are you trying to export all your hard work! Although I was not Xiao Qins real boyfriend, I got angry when I thought of her being secretly filmed by Eunuch Cao. Thus I choked his neck with both my hands and made him quack like a drowning duck. Stop choking! Master, stop choking! Cough Im going to die! Ah Zhe didnt even agree! (TN: Ah Zhe is a intimate way of calling Shu Zhe) Fuck, why are you calling him with such a sickening name! The ss leader only calls her little brother Xiao Zhe. The way you refer to Shu Zhe makes my back shiver. Initially, I thought Shu Zhe behaved pretty well since he did not cave in front of the allure of money and agree to Eunuch Caos evil n. But after careful thought, it might be because Shu Zhe was averse to wearing womens clothing. If he did not have to wear womens clothing, he mightmit any number of evil acts for money. Eunuch Cao escaped with great difficulty and lifted his bag up slightly. He walked to a urinal and began to loosen his belt. It doesnt feel good... I cant believe I cant use him even though hes perfect for the circumstances. I wasted all that effort carrying that heavy bag! What a pity! Even if I wear a wig, I cant pass off as a girl... Enough! It was bad enough when Shu Zhe wore womens clothing, but you want to try too? If Shu Zhe could be considered a trap when he cross-dresses, then Eunuch Cao would be like the Chernobyl radiation that would melt your eyes if he cross-dresses. Right when I stood in line with Eunuch Cao and was about to empty my dder, Shu Zhe walked in with his head lowered. He furrowed his brows after he saw that Eunuch Cao was still here. He appeared to be a bit calmer than when he first escaped, perhaps due to my existence. The washroom upstairs was under construction... Shu Zhe said to himself as he unzipped the zipper on his jeans. But instead of standing next to me to take a piss, he stood at the furthest corner. He was acting all secretive and afraid I would see him taking a piss. He does not act like a man at all! A man should always do things in the open! Urinating is not an exception! We are all men, so what if you were seen by me? I let your sister see minesst time under the bridge! Or are you afraid I would call you small like Chen YingRan? Eunuch Cao was the first one to finish his business among the three of us. He creepily walked behind Shu Zhes back with a wicked smile on his face. He quietly removed the wig from his bag and abruptly put it on her head. At first, the wig was not worn properly, but after a shake from Shu Zhe, the wig was adjusted correctly. Because he was not done urinating, he could not use his hands to resist. He could only let the beautiful light brown wig sit on his head. Ha ha ha He he he Jie Jie Jie Eunuch Caoughed out loud after he seeded, How about it? Look! You look exactly like a girl after only putting on a wig! Master, you shoulde and take a look too! Didnt I say I have good eyes? I did not want to see Shu Zhe wearing womens clothing again, but I could not resist taking a peek after Eunuch Caos cheers. The Imperial movie theaters washroom can be considered luxurious. There was a lingering fragrance of air freshener in the air, the ceramic tiles were shiny, the facilities was well maintained, and there was a small mirror above each urinal. Shu Zhe observed his unhappy face through the mirror. It was only a wig, some bangs, long hair, and it changed his entire appearance. His face turned rose red due to his blood rushing to his face. He was biting his lips and looked ten times more exaggerated than the ss leader in front of us who know the truth, he looks like a pitiful girl, let alone aplete stranger? Shu Zhe quickly pulled up his zipper and walked to the sink panting with anger. The reason why he did not remove the wig was because the wig uses a special hai that tightly wraps around your head. You cannot remove it easily and Shu Zhe does not want to touch his head with his dirty hands. Previously, there was no one in the washroom, but right when Shu Zhe was washing his hand, a tall, skinny, fashionable man who seemed like a university student walked in. The university student was stunned when he saw Shu Zhe. I would also be stunned if I saw a 13 or 14 year old girl washing her hands in the male washroom. I thought the university student would immediately run out of the washroom and check the sign to see if he identally entered the female washroom, but he was calmer than I expected. He saw the urinals that were only present in male washrooms, and me who was pulling up my zipper. Shu Zhe was ashamed and anxious when he saw someonee in, and his face was red like an apple. He was going to remove the wig after washing his hands, but he was originally weak, he was dizzy from anger, and he had soap water left on his hand, so he actually failed to removed the wig after trying once or twice. The university student stared at Shu Zhe face for a few seconds, then he shot forward like an arrow. He put one hand on his chest in a servile manner and asked courteously: Does this beautifuldy need any help? Eunuch Cao was originally snickering with his mouth covered. He wanted to see how it progressed, but he could not resistughing out loud after the university students question. Shu Zhe fiercely red at the university student since he was mistaken as a female. He lost all reason due to anger and he walked toward the exit without even removing the wig. Unexpectedly, the university student blocked his way. When Shu Zhe went left, he also went left, and when Shu Zhe went right, he also went right. Shu Zhe yelled in anger when he could not leave: Move! Im a boy! I was not sure if it was due to the wig, but I felt Shu Zhes voice became more flirtatious. From the perspective of the university student, it would sound like a crafty ojousan. A boy? How can there be a boy this cute? The university student expressed disbelief. Shu Zhe was seething with anger and he was going to unzip his zippers and let the other party inspect his body. But he stopped before he finished unzipping his zipper. Maybe he felt it was not suitable to expose himself in front of guys, or he simply thought it was too embarrassing to show off his small member. Thus, his bright red face turned even redder. Although a white shirt and jeans were neutral pieces of clothing, it made him look like a weaker version of the ss leader when paired together with the shoulder-length wig. Especially his red face plus the action of pulling his fly halfway; it was easy to cause people to have wild imaginations. Even Eunuch Cao, who was watching from the side, was staring at him in awe. The changes to the university students expression were worth mentioning. First, it was astonishment, then it was doubt, and then it turned into enlightenment and uncontainable joy. He extended his two arms and clutched Shu Zhe in an embrace. He gave him a full intimate hug without any gaps. I like traps too!! Both me and Eunuch Cao was stupefied, along with Shu Zhe who could not breathe properly because of the hug. The university student introduced himself excitedly: My name is Fan Chuan, you can call me Xiao Chuan! Whats your name? Can you be my girlfriend? Shu Zhe was angered to the point of vomiting blood, I, Im a man! Fan Chuan stuck up his thumb and made an expression as if it was no problem, Its fine if youre a man! Real love does not differentiate between sex! Shu Zhe turned around and screamed at me: Brother Ye Lin, save me! Hes a pervert! Fan Chuan eyed me once, and his gaze showed disappointment and a bit of hostility towards me, Are you his boyfriend? You are his fucking boyfriend! No one is as big as a pervert as you who would not retreat even when you know he is a trap! Oh, its good that you dont have a boyfriend! He looked seriously into Shu Zhes fearful eyes and requested: Please be my girlfriend! Please ept immediately! Shu Zhe was angered and scared and he could not break free with his own strength. He was anxious to the point of crying, but his expression made Fan Chuan even more excited as if he was an otaku who found an AV that he had been looking for a long time. I was afraid the pervert would break Shu Zhes spine, so I went to give him a warning. Shu Zhe took this opportunity to crawl out of his bear hug, and he ran into the hallway with tears in his eyes. Fan Chuan chased after Shu Zhe without hesitation, but a girl in high heels and tried to block Fan Chuan, Xiao Chuan, what are you doing! Why did a girle out of the boys washroom? Based on the situation, this person could be Fan Chuans girlfriend. I thought Fan Chuans disturbance would be over once his girlfriend showed up. I did not expect him to casually say: Sorry! I realized I like traps! Lets break up! What the fuck are you saying!? Does the rtionship between you and your girlfriend not even amount to the wig on Shu Zhes head? Why did Shu Zhe cause a couple to break up after wearing womens clothing in public for the first time? In the end, Fan Chuan was still dragged away by his girlfriend who flew into a rage. Before being dragged out of the theater, he pointed at the escaping Shu Zhe and said: Wait for me! Ill be back! Shu Zhe was still in a panicked state while wearing the wig, and he identally bumped into Xiao Qin who wasing from the female washroom. Xiao Qin looked at Shu Zhes face with suspicions, but she did not recognize him, nor did her androphobia act up. Chapter 180 – Karst Landforms Are you not afraid of Shu Zhe because he is wearing a wig? How casual is your androphobia? Not only was she not afraid, she even stared curiously for a while and had a happy expression. I thought Xiao Qin was jubnt because she discovered Shu Zhes true identity and realized there was hope of her androphobia being cured, but who knew she would put her hands directly on Shu Zhes chest. Ahhhh, I finally found a girl even more t than me.... So you did not recognize him!? Put your hands down! Think about how disrespectful you are if he was an actual girl! After seeing tears at the corners of Shu Zhes eyes, Xiao Qin said in aforting tone: What happened? Were you bullied? Dont worry, Ill protect you! After all, youre an umon natural resource! What do you mean by umon natural resource? Are you talking about t chests!? Anding strip!? Just like when you get angry when you see Gong CaiCaisrge chest, do you have the need to protect a girl who has a chest tter than you? Also, can you take your hands off Shu Zhes chest! It seems like you like feeling it! You are probably thinking his chest is just as t as yours! Look at how much sexual confusion there is in this scene! The Little Tyrant, who once believed themselves to be a boy, is feeling a young girls non-existent breasts without the slightest scruple while chuckling... My brain is in a mess! In the eyes of outsiders, you might look like lesbians, but I always feel like you guys are homos! Even when I walked near Xiao Qin, she did not discover the girl was Shu Zhe in disguise. She beckoned me over in excitement: Come! Hurry! This girls breast is even smaller than mines! Im finally no longer the girl with the smallest breasts in the world! After seeing my helpless expression, Xiao Qin thought that I did not believe her. She actually pushed Shu Zhe in front of me and said: Give it a feel if you dont believe me! Xiao Qin, you are going overboard! Would it be okay for your boyfriend to feel the breasts of a random girl to prove you do not have the smallest breasts? Do you think I am a trap lover like Fan Chuan? Shu Zhe was exhausted from being yed around with by Eunuch Cao, Fan Chuan, and now Xiao Qin. His body was disyed like it was broken. I thought it would startle the ss leader if this went on, so I grabbed onto the wig and yanked it off along with Shu Zhes shrieks. Once Shu Zhe finished screaming, Xiao Qin also screamed and jumped into my bosom after finding out it was a boy. Shu Zhe regained his reasoning due to the pain and he speedily made his return to the movies. On his way, he met Eunuch Cao who was greeting him intimately, and cursed at him: Pervert! Im going to tell my sister! Eunuch Cao trembled when he heard Shu Zhe was going to report to his sister. The bag which held his camera almost slipped from his hands. The shocked Xiao Qin was still trembling. Ye, Ye Lin ssmate, I touched a male.... My hand.... My hand is going to rot! Although I clearly told her she can be my secret girlfriend, she never tried to keep it a secret in front of Eunuch Cao. Well, he was already calling Xiao Qin my wife anyway. Thats why I did not push Xiao Qin away, instead, I patted her back andforted her: Dont be scared, it wont rot. Just pretend you were touching Chun Ge or Zeng Ge! But... I originally thought I found a colleague, I never thought it was an imposter! Xiao Qins expression was like a parent who identally fed their child Sanlu. A colleague? What colleague? Do you think you are a wandering t-chested alien? On the contrary, is Gong CaiCai a big breasted alien who always bullies and suppresses you? Are you desperate in gathering subordinates because you are about to engage in a final battle with the big breasted aliens? At this moment, Eunuch Cao walked over here shyly, and Xiao Qin dodged to one side. No matter how dumb Xiao Qin was, she would not mistake Eunuch Cao for a girl. If Eunuch Cao ever cross-dresses in the future, everyone in our ss would have to stab our own eyes. Master, your disciple... You disciple feels unwell. I cannot continue to apany master to finish the movie, please excuse me! My ass! You are just afraid of Shu Zhe telling his sister! Now you want to run away with your tail between your legs? Before escaping, Eunuch Cao inexplicably bought some popcorn from a stall and gave it to me as a parting gift. What are you giving me this for? I asked baffled, We still havent finished the other bucket! Eunuch Cao specifically requested the employee to package the popcorn with kraft paper, and I was not sure about his intentions. After he heard my question, Eunuch Cao made a wretchedugh: Jie Jie Jie Jie does someone as smart as you need my reminder? There will be an endless number of wonderful uses if you poke a hole on the bottom of the bag! Then, after he finished speaking, he fled while carrying therge bag. He looked back multiple times to check if the ss leader was chasing him from behind. I bewilderingly held the bag of popcorn and headed back to the seat. Actually, Eunuch Cao might be overthinking. Shu Zhe did not tell on him to his sister, perhaps it was too embarrassing? On the contrary to what I expected, the ss leader asked why Eunuch Cao did not return. I casually said because he was too ugly, public security patrol took him away for disturbing public appearance. To my surprise, the ss leader did not question me further and epted the cock-and-bull-story I concocted. If she was not still preupied with her brothers rebellious phase, then that means she was also tormented by this shit film, and she would understand why someone would want to leave. As for the piping hot bag of popcorn I brought back, Xiao Qin was happy because she was a glutton. But as for the ss leader, she felt it was a waste buying a new bag before we even finished the old bag. Stop worrying about new or old! I said, If you guys dont hurry up and eat, this hot bag would get cold too! Like before, I put the bag of popcorn on myp. That way, Xiao Qin and the ss leader can both reach it easily Shu Zhe does not like popcorn, based on what he said, popcorn is a rough food. He bought his own choctes to melt in his mouth, and he had no intention of sharing. The instion ability of the paper bag was a bit weaker than the paper bucket. The nice and warm popcorn made my abdomen warm, and I suddenly remembered what Eunuch Cao said previously: There will be an endless number of wonderful uses if you poke a hole on the bottom of the bag. Poke a hole? What would I do by poking a hole? Based on the position of the paper bag, if I poke a hole on the bottom, wouldnt the popcorn fall on my pants? Unless I use something to block it up... Do I use my finger? How does that rte to wonderful uses? Wait! Eunuch Caos words could only be understood if you think of the most vulgar possibilities! Dont tell me he wants me to use something other than my finger... Does he want me to use my wiener!? It is indeed perverted, but how would that benefit me? Only shers do things like that. Wouldnt fresh popcorn burn your wiener? Its self-abuse! At this point, the ss leader took out a piece of popcorn and put it into her mouth. Xiao Qin was more gluttonous and took a big handful. Although it was currently summer, I had cold sweat. Eunuch Cao, you are way too perverted! Did you rmend me to poke a hole in the bag so the ss leader and Xiao Qin might feel my thing when they reach for popcorn? Isnt that basically a covert for helping me masturbate? I suspect Eunuch Cao, and even Director Cao, have personally used this tactic before! Also, I have two girls next to me, not one. If I actually carried out that n, their actions would provide me with twice the stimtion. How perverted am I! If I actually did it, I would definitely shoot out like a geyser towards the sky! In addition, can a girl even eat the popcorn with added substances? When my imagination was running wild, the unaware Xiao Qin dug her hand deep into the bag of popcorn, The ones at the bottom are hotter and sweeter! She tedly grabbed some popcorn and started to eat like a hamster. Its fine to eat popcorn, but dont dig so deep and provoke a ce that shouldnt be provoked, okay? Even though there was no hole at the bottom of the bag, the bag had changed shape! It became a karstndform, with arge pir raising the sky, pushing the popcorn to two sides! I no longer needed my hands to stabilize the bag of popcorn that was on my legs. What pains me is that at this time a quite interesting fight scene was being shown. Although it was only a short five minutes, the few patient audience members were captivated. The frequency at which the ss leader reached for popcorn increased. Auntie Ren, do you hate me? Why did you add the scene you were responsible for right here! Do you not know I am trying to change the karstndform under the bag with all my efforts? Now, both Xiao Qin and the ss leader were taking popcorn from the bag left and right. To me, it feels like excruciating torture! Chapter 181 – Even Better Than Sleeping Pills I thought the karstndform incident would be the lowest time of my life (toote for regrets). Who knew the whole incident would be easily avoided after one sentence from the ss leader. By the way, she was not talking to me. The ss leader said to Shu Zhe: Theres too much popcorn, why dont you help us eat some? Ill help you get some, okay? Shu Zhe replied: No thanks! I dont like popcorn. Even if I did want any, Ill get it myself! In order to prove himself, or to prove he is not a child. He stood up and reached over his sisters shoulders to show he can reach the popcorn on myp. I immediately turned soft. Although I cannot be definite if I wanted my filthy pir to be touched by the ss leader or Xiao Qin, there is one thing I am sure of: I do not want it touched by a male! If it urs, then Tang BoHu and Chu LiuXiang would not be the only homos in this theater! After that marvelous five minute battle, the movie returned to its insipid plot. The inattentiveness of the filming was obvious, one scene even showed a sign that was posted on a telephone pole that read Chinese medicine for STDs. Shu Zhe could not help butin: If I knew it was this boring, I would have rather stayed at home and slept! Maybe it was because Xiao Qins mother was involved in this film, so out of respect, the ss leader falsely indicated the movie was not as bad as what her brother said. At the same time, she sent me a meaningful nce. Ye Lin, that battle was pretty good, right? Oh, did she need my support in order to encourage Xiao Qin? The surrounding was still as dark as before. Xiao Qin had not said a word in a while, nor has she reached over for popcorn. Although she was still hugging my arm, she never raised her head to look at the screen. Did she receive a psychological blow and became depressed because of her mothers crappy movie? Xiao Qin, you... Zzz... Xiao Qin? Zzzzzz.... Zzzzzz..... After listening carefully, Xiao Qin made long breathing sounds. Wait, arent these sounds only made by people who are having sweet dreams!? Did she fucking fall asleep!? The ss leader and I were worrying that you would be depressed, so we were trying tofort you, but you fell asleep because the movie was too boring? Can you even face us? Can you even face Auntie Ren who put hard effort into this film? At this moment, this crap movie finally came to an end. Some of the audience members that were leaving, shook their head while sighing, while some others cursed loudly. However, the majority were spiritless and walked like zombies. I pulled my arm away from Xiao Qin immediately when the lights came on because I was afraid the ss leader would see. No, it was not only the ss leader. I did not want anyone I know to see. Xiao Qin still slept soundly without my arm, and her whole body was sliding off her chair. Her sleeping posture was terrible, it was like a frog sleeping with its belly facing the sky. So you finally show your true colors, eh? How does your sleeping posture look like a girl at all? You are clearly like the Little Tyrant from my memories! If you were wearing a vest and shorts instead of a dress, would you reveal your white belly in your sleep like the past? Eh? Why are you unconsciously trying to lift your vest in your sleep? Stop lifting! That is not a vest! Are you trying to show off your underwear to the zombie members, and the ss leader and her brother? The ss leader squeezed past in front of me in a hurry before I could take action. Using the word squeeze was extremely suitable for the situation. Once I stood up from my seat, there was only a small amount of space for someone to pass. In order to stop Xiao Qin from revealing herself, the ss leader had to be tightly pressed against me in order to squeeze past me. I was not sure if it was in order to avoid awkwardness or for other reasons, but the ss leader did not face me, and she squeezed past me with her back against me. It happened very quickly. Other than making my nose tickle with her hair, I felt her butt that was tightly wrapped in jeans. It was not intentional! I would definitely not act like a pervert! You were the one who had to squeeze by! Also, Shu Zhe, what the fuck are youughing at! I just took advantage of your sister! Are you still nning on me bing your sisters boyfriend, so you can intimidate others at school? I was not sure what the ss leader thought about her butt touching me, but she grabbed Xiao Qins hand before she lifted her skirt and she shook her shoulder. Wake up! Wake up! The movies over! Xiao Qin smacked her lips and licked the remaining popcorn on her lips, but she had no intention of waking up. Not only was this the case, she even forgot to hide her strength in her sleep. With a flick of her wrist, she grabbed the ss leaders arm and put it in an ufortable position. The ss leader was worthy of having an ambition of bing a criminal police officer. She did not panic, and she stuck out one hand to tickle Xiao Qin. Hahahahaha Xiao Qin was startled from her sleep and she almost had tearse out. She naturally let go of the ss leaders arm. The ss leader sat up straight while pleased with herself and she looked down on Xiao Qin from above. Her eyes contained a difficult to exin pride. Xiao Qinsughter caused the zombie audience members to look back one after another. They were definitely thinking: How bad is her sense of humor? She canugh at such a shit film? Is she a nted audience member? Actually, based on her identity, she would definitely seem like a nted audience member. Xiao Qin, who just woke up, rubbed her eyes and suddenly screamed: My balloon!! The ss leader made a helpless expression. Then she bent down to untie the balloon and handed it over to Xiao Qin. Thus, Xiao Qin wore her sunhat and held her balloon. She was like a kid on an excursion who was being led around by their parents. I always felt the ss leader was more suited to be a kindergarten teacher rather than a criminal police. At least it is more safe, right? The sun was still shining brightly at 4 pm, and there was a lot of noise from the heavy traffic. Xiao Qin and the ss leader walked in front while Shu Zhe and I followed behind. It seems like everyone had their energy sapped by the boring movie and also the blistering heat. Xiao Qin wanted to walk next to me, but after she saw my scowling face, she understood she could not make any intimate actions in front of everyone. Her disappointment was as clear as day, and even the balloon in her hand seemed to be in low spirits. The ss leader thought Xiao Qin was in a bad mood because of her mothers movie, so she consoled her for quite a while. She even said overused phrases like failure leads to sess. Shu Zhe deliberately maintained some distance from the girls in front of us, and he asked me quietly: Brother Ye Lin, did you really get together with your childhood friend? I obviously knew he was referring to Xiao Qin. It proved that he definitely had multiple previous girlfriends. What? You have anyints? I was not afraid of Shu Zhe learning about me and Xiao Qin. I can still use the fact that he had a secret girlfriend against him. Shu Zhe had an expression as if to say it was not worth it: Sis Xiao Qins personality is a bit strange. She actually... Then he blushed. Perhaps he was recalling the time when Xiao Qin was rubbing his breasts. .... In short, shes not as pretty as my sister nor is she as tall as my sister. What do you even like about her! He continued to mumble. Kids shouldnt get in the way of adults! Although I was only older by one year, it felt good to unt my seniority. I suddenly remembered that I was nning to pop the balloon when I saw the hovering balloon. But after Shu Zhe bad mouthed Xiao Qin, I felt it would make Shu Zhe too cocky if I went over to pop the balloon. Why should I go and pop the balloon after you bad mouth Xiao Qin? It would make me seem like I am under your control! Hmph, she can keep that cheap balloon if she wants! On Monday at school, everyone received an unexpected piece of good news: The school now allowed students to bring cellphones. This achievement was surprisingly redited to the quiet Gong CaiCai. Chapter 182 – Ban Lifted The story starts from when Gong CaiCai went to attend her remedial sses. Ever since she was appointed as the education and activitymittee member by the ss leader, she did not have much improvement in terms of human rtions. On the contrary, she started to study harder. The only reason she has 375 degree contact lenses was because she studied too hard. It had nothing to do with television orputers. It is a rare case in todays era of electronic entertainment. As far as I know, even the physics ss representative Niu ShiLi ssmate, number one loyal dog sses bro, only became nearsighted from watching too much American dramas (especially sci-fi). She was different from us who only wanted to y around. Gong CaiCai even attended remedial sses on Saturday. She had to ride tens of stops on the bus since the ss was a bit far. Actually, both of Gong CaiCais parents can drive. They even have multiple cars in their garage, but there are a couple of reasons why they do not drive her. The first reason was that their building materials business was quite busy, and they had business every day. The second reason was that her parents started from nothing and they looked down on elitist education. They would not intentionally provide generous circumstances for their daughter. Otherwise, someone who was as rich and beautiful as Gong CaiCai would note to an average school like 28 Middle. Wouldnt it be better to directly attend QingZi Academy? On the Saturday when we went to watch a movie, Gong CaiCai had a mishap when she was riding the bus on her way back from remedial sses. Because of the sandy winds, her contact lenses came off when she was rubbing her eyes. Then, it was identally blown out of the bus window. Usually, someone would yell at the driver to stop if they dropped something out the window, but Gong CaiCai did not have the guts. Gong CaiCai initially did not believe it was a serious matter, and it would be fine if she apologized to her parents when she got home. However, misfortunes nevere alone. Since this bus did not announce the station mon in small cities), and Gong CaiCai was afraid to ask the driver, she ended up passing her stop. It was 8 pm and the skies were dark. Gong CaiCai was left stranded at the Tu Qiao terminal station in the middle of nowhere. She could not see the roads clearly without her contact lenses, and after finally finding the bus station heading in the opposite direction, thest bus had already left. Gong CaiCai burst into tears without the least bit of concern. By the way, Tu Qiao was one of the most chaotic areas of the Xicheng district. Ordinarily, there are a lot of unruly people who gather there, they even have a couple of underground casinos. Li LaoEr and Zhao GuangTou, who I sent to the hospital a couple days ago, were frequent customers. Gong CaiCai was fortunate her cries did not attract any hoodlums. Instead, it attracted a nearby off-duty police officer who was riding a bike. The officer was able to get a gist of what was going on with difficulty due to Gong CaiCais crying. He let her ride on the back of his bicycle, and he rode his shoddy bike and sent her home. Gong CaiCais parents got angry when she got home. Of course, they were not angry at Gong CaiCai (They were happy that she came home safe and sound). They were also not angry at the police officer (He was a selfless model citizen, and he turned down their gifts). They were angry at our school. Their logic was: If 28 Middle did not have a rule that prohibits cellphones, then their daughter would always carry one with her. If she had a cellphone when she was stranded in Tu Qiao, she could have phoned home for help. Thus the married couple drove to school amidst their busy schedule and gave a good scolding to teacher Yu who was marking tests during the weekend. Although he did have a duty as Gong CaiCais ss teacher, he felt wronged while he was being scolded: its not like I set the school rules? As a result, this problem was passed to the vice-principal, and he ced great importance on this matter. He met up with the headteacher who lived in his building, and they unanimously agreed that it was good the matter did not get out of hand. On the night Gong CaiCai got lost, there was a female minor who was raped in Tu Qiao. The victim was a student from another school, it sent an uproar through the city, and TV stations were following closely. After careful deliberations from the vice-principal, he believed he should not leave 28 Middles reputation to luck. In order to prevent a case like Gong CaiCais from happening again, and to prevent me, he made the wisest decision after bing vice-principal: Remove the ban on cellphones, it was fine as long as it was turned off during ss. Actually, the rule was never enforced properly. I did not haveplete statistics, but in 2-3 ss alone, over a third of the students secretly brought their cellphones to school. The upper years were even worse (there were some who used their cellphones to bet on ball games), the vice principals decision was basically just taking advantage of the situation for his own benefits. In any case, everyone was still excited we could openly bring our cellphones to school. There were bound to be many praises and jokes towards Gong CaiCai, who was able to sessfully create a good policy. Youre the best! You were able to remove the ban on cellphones by crying! Youre the modern Meng Jiang Nu! Shush! Meng Jiang Nu is too ominous! Our Gong CaiCai has a rich appearance, she will definitely find an ideal husband in the future! Speaking of ideal husbands... Why did the officer who sent you home reject gifts as thanks? Did he take a fancy to you? Gong CaiCai already felt ashamed that her parents went to scold the teacher in charge of her ss. Not that she became the focal point of the ss, she felt everyone was making fun of her, and her sniveling frequency increased again. The ss leader was the one who dismissed the audience and consoled her. Gong CaiCai agreed to not quit her position and reluctantly work for a bit longer. Although the ban was lifted, other than the students who already had cellphones, a lot of students did not have time to buy one yet. For example, me, Xiao Qin, the ss leader... Someone like Eunuch Cao who already had a cellphone immediately began to show it off after ss ended. The guys discussed firmware or games while the girlspared who had the prettiest case. Why didnt you buy a cellphone yet? I asked Xiao Qin a few dayster during a politics ss. Because you didnt buy one yet! Im waiting so we can buy a couples cellphone, and get a couples phone number! (TN: Phone number with one different digit) I was determined to buy a cellphone that girls definitely would not like. It would best if it was heavy,plicated, and looks ugly. After ss, the ss leader came over holding a white touch screen phone and asked for my cell number. I didnt buy one yet. I realized there was a scratch on the cellphones casing, it was simr to the one Shu Zhe was using. The ss leader definitely bought her brother a new phone and she was using his old one. You still didnt buy one? Dont you like electronics? The ss leader picked up a pen from my desk and wrote a phone number on my empty English exercise book. This is my cellphone number. The ss leader said as she pointed to the number, Send me a text once you get a cellphone so I could contact you if theres any news formittee members. Wait! What did you say? Committee members? What does themittee have to do with me? The corners of Shu Shas mouth lifted into a mysterious smile, Did teacher Yu not tell you? Youre the male P.Emittee member of 2-3 ss starting from tomorrow. What...! Who agreed to that! Isnt Xiong YaoYue already doing a great job? Why are you pushing me to do something I do not want to do!? Its an abuse of power! Teacher Yu was definitely afraid you would quit your job, thats why he agreed to your unreasonable request! Although she mentioned it to me before, why did she suddenly make it true? Does it have anything to do with the fight in they alley? Does she want to tie me up withmittee work because she is afraid of me going down the wrong path? Can you stop joking around? I took the pen the ss leader put down and started drumming, too bad I could not make a good beat. When was I joking? The ss leader sent a nce back towards me in response. Her gaze was as serious as usual with a hint of mischievousness. Youre clearly joking! I hit the pen hard on the desk and almost broke the cap, I have bad rtions with others, I also get bad grades, who would ept me as the PEmittee member? Who would dare refuse? The ss leader said as she subconsciously swept her gaze across the room as if she would ept the challenge of any opposition, You can improve rtions, as for grades.... The ss leader looked at Xiong YaoYue who was currently trying to take Gong CaiCais homework, Xiao Xiongs midterm results were worse than yours, she only scored 16 points in English. 16 points is not bad! It at least broke double digits! My usual English grade is always in the single digits! Anyway, the PE teacher and teacher Yu has already agreed that you will be the male PEmittee member. I already notified Xiao Xiong, she doesnt have any objections. Its not hard to allocate the work, one of you will be in charge of the boys and the other is in charge of the girls. Wait! Why did you not think about my feelings? Even if you control 2-3 ss, shouldnt you at least listen to my thoughts? Then are you for or against? The ss leaders tone of voice carried a faint hint of ridicule. Against! Of course, Im against it! How could you make me amittee member without my approval! Your rejection is ineffective! The ss leader denied me with a simple statement. She left me, who was still in a shocked state and went to settle the dispute between Gong CaiCai and Xiong YaoYue. I inexplicably became amittee member, and I inexplicably became one of Shu Shasckeys. Chapter 183 – Imminent Storm When teacher Yu announced that I will take the position of amittee member, a wave of ruckus spread through the ss. They expressed their concern: Hey, is it fine letting him be amittee member? He even bullies his childhood friend! Thats right! Maybe he wants to be PEmittee member because he has some bad intentions? But, its a bit strange... Its not strange if teacher Yu was threatened by Ye Lin, but why is the ss leader not doing anything? Some even protested for Niu ShiLi: Why cant brother Niu do it! Brother Liu wont lose to anyone in terms of strength! But isnt Niu ShiLi already the physics ss representative... He can do both! Isnt Gong CaiCai the educationmittee member and the activitiesmittee member? Even if we did need a male PEmittee member, why should it be Ye Lin! Right! Support Niu ShiLi, down with Ye Li! Fight against the dark curtains of government! We demand a referendum! There were some like Eunuch Cao who wanted to make the world more chaotic: Good job master! With your support, we can do whatever we want in 28 Middle! Eh, it sounds reasonable? Dont PEmittee members of other sses lead group battles? We wereughed at before cause we had a female PEmittee member, if someone who fights as well as Ye Lin bes the PEmittee member... Dont group battles only happen a couple of times a year? Contrariwise, no one will fight us for the sports fields anymore once we mention the name of our PEmittee member! Niu ShiLi did not publicly voice his opinions, but I felt like he hated me even more now. In contrast, Xiao Qin was aplete outsider. After she heard me mention PEmittee member, she rapidly blinked her eyes and worried about how it would affect our school lives. Ye Lin ssmate! Ye Lin ssmate! Why is the four-eyes frog ssmate staring at you with a scary gaze? Can you stop giving others nicknames? Although Niu ShiLi is a four-eyes, he has a sturdy body, how is he a frog? At the least, he would be a bullfrog! As for why Niu ShiLi does not like me, there would be too many to name. For example, I scored one point higher than him on the physics midterm, and I could alsopete against him in PE ss. Now I am also amittee member, and it seems PEmittee members are closer to the ss than the physics ss representative, so I would get more work assigned to me. To be more specific, it would beborious work such as moving shot put balls, barbells or hurdles. Ye Lin ssmate is going to be amittee member? Xiao Qin tilted her head and looked like she was in deep thought, I heardmittee members are like thepdogs of the imperial court? Eh? Who knew you could summarize it so well? I have no intention of bingckeys for the school leaders, also Shu Sha already took the top position... I originally thought it would be a challenge to take over the position of a PEmittee member. I never thought that this change would be nothingpared to the turbulent waves I was about to face. In retrospect, the event that changed my destiny urredst Friday, the day before I went to the movies with Xiao Qin and others. It was an ordinary day. I wrapped the school uniform, sneakers, and underwear that Xiao Qin left at my home in threeyers of ck stic bags and gave it to her carefully. You... didnt have to return my underwear.... I clearly remember that I used a disgusted expression to strike a blow at Xiao Qins idiotic behavior. The only thing that was unusual was that Eunuch Cao came to look for me on behalf of Director Cao. He asked if I would like to y in the short film Jin Lin Young Thug anyway, the current actor Depressed Bro Wu Sheng was someone Director Cao picked ording to my appearance. The reason why Director Cao came to me was because even though Depressed Bro was a good actor, he did not have a lot of muscles. He felt it was a bitcking for a kung fu movie. Director Cao hoped that I can make a guest appearance to show off some muscles and attract some attention. I always felt that Director Cao still did not give up the idea of making me a male lead for an AV. I was also deeply suspicious when he said: I want you to show off your muscles. No one can guarantee if Director Cao wanted me to show off my muscles in an action scene or a sex scene. Seeing myck of interest, Eunuch Cao said something that seems very strange now that I think about it: Master, dont be so resolute! Some people cant even get an opportunity like this even if they really want it! If the audience supports you, and you be an international superstar, then cant you live a luxurious life and infuriate those who treated you poorly before? Who treated me poorly? Um... I said it casually, dont get mad. I just thought that if you became famous and rich, wouldnt it be toote for regrets for your immoral mother who ran to America? I admit that I was thinking about it at the time and felt that the future that Eunuch Cao described was worth looking forward to. In fact, I did not have much animosity towards my biological mother who abandoned me. Since I have never loved her, so I cant really say how much I hate her. Dad has more reason to hate her, but that useless father who is often drunk probably still left a spot for my mother in a corner of his heart. Right, I do not even know my birth mothers name. My dad might have mentioned it before, but I already forgot. Maybe I am not good at remembering names, or maybe I intentionally tried to forget. I felt I do not care about her. Other than the fact she brought me into this world, her life has nothing to do with me. But when Eunuch Cao suddenly mentioned her, I realized I still cared a bit about her. At least, for a short moment, I fantasized about letting her know that my father and I are doing very well and that we can live well without her. On that Friday, it seemed as if it was an ominous omen when the women who abandoned her son and husband was carelessly mentioned. However, at that time, I did not discover the imminent storm that was about to approach. After eating dinner at home, I still routinely talked to the thermos left by Xiao Qin (the one with a listening device). It made my dad think I was crazy. Then Ai Mi gave me a call. First, she med me for not personally sending Obama back (Because the ss leader and I met hoodlums who were following us). She also asked me if I broke up with Xiao Qin, then she brought up the main reason why she called me she used up all the copied Bible exercise books and she needs more. Not only was her inventory used up, but originally it was supposed to be due on Saturday, but because of business her mom set the due date earlier to Friday. Why didnt you tell me if it was due earlier! Look at the time! Its almost fucking 9 pm! Doesnt your mom always want you to hand it in before 10 pm (10 pm in China is exactly 10 am in America)? Where am I going to find someone to copy it for you in less than an hour! Moreover, with the rtionship you have with Xiao Qin, she would definitely refuse if she found out she was copying the Bible for you! I dont care! The manservant is responsible for thinking of a solution! Ai Mi seemed to be discontent that I did not break up with Xiao Qin. Since I used Ai Mis credit card a few days ago to pay for brother Gangs medical fees, I had to help Ai Mi even when she was being rude. But there is too less time! If I include the amount of time it takes me to get to QingZi Academy, I only have half an hour left. Where can I find someone on Xiao Qins level in only half an hour? I thought about it and can only use my dad. I have mentioned before that his writing is excellent. In order to make the handwriting more believable, I told my dad to write with his left hand, and I also told him: Its best if you mimic the handwriting of a girl from the sixth grade. My dad was baffled by my request, but he quickly agreed since I do not often ask him for help. But, he was not able to write quickly. After seeing how strenuous it was for my dad, I realized writing poorly for calligraphers was as hard as me trying to write well. My dads head was covered in sweat after trying to write poorly. When he handed me the finished product, he was already gasping for air on the sofa. His writing was still better than mines. Even if he used his left hand and intentionally tried to make it ugly. Especially thest few pages, there were a few words identical to words written with his right hand. The vigor of the words came through the paper and looked amazing. I hope Ai Mis mom would not inspect that carefully. The first few pages should be enough to fool her. Even if our act was seen through, whats the worst that can happen? At most Ai Mi would be scolded and told to write her own words. The facts proved I was undeniably wrong. This world was also wrong. For a long period of time, I would actually have to fight against my own mother. She is aloof and remote, and merciless like skan ice and snow. She knows the dark side of humanity and would use any unscrupulous means to achieve her goals. She has no hesitation when working towards her goals. The words pity or sympathy never existed in her dictionary. She would exploit anything, even someones love for her. She awards loyalty and punishes betrayal, but she would never love anyone other than herself. She should be the haughty women hidden in my dads old albums, the one wearing a wedding dress. She should be the main culprit who broke my dads heart into a thousand pieces. Theres no way I would forget the name of this fearsome foe her name is Ai ShuQiao. She is my and Ai Mis birth mother. Chapter 184 – I Will Not Lower My Head To You A few days after I handed the exercise book to Ai Mi, I received a strange phone call at home. It was already 10 pm and I was nning to go to sleep. My dad was still in his study answering the customers questions, and exining why a blow up doll is a hundred times better than a girlfriend. Hello? This is the Happy Valley Love Shop... I proficiently introduced our shop because I thought it was a call from an impatient customer. Does he want his blow-up doll that bad? Unexpectedly, the other end was taciturn for a while before Peng TouSis voice came: Lin, I hope youre mentally prepared... Huh? Why are you calling me in the middle of the night? Mentally prepared? Are you sending a hundred homos to burst my chrysanthemum? I never offended you! I only did not personally send Obama back, is there a need to be this heartless! Im going to put you through to Madam Ai ShuQiao in America. Although its unlikely, I hope you can calmly hear her out till the end. Who? Who is Ai ShuQiao? From America? Can we even ept long-distance calls? Put through? Is that when two phones are put side by side, or is it something more advanced? Its fine as long as we do not have to pay for the long-distance call, we would not be able to handle it! Following a rustle of electric current, the other end changed to a females voice. The speed of her speech was neither slow nor fast, it revealed the maturity and confidence of an elite individual. Tell your dad to pick up the phone. As an elite American, her opening remarks were not the least bit charming. My dad is busy with his business! If you have anything to say, say it to me! Also, who are you? ...Tell your dad to pick up the phone. She repeated, and you could faintly hear the anger in her voice. Eh? Quite a bit of anger for someone who called us in the middle of the night! Even though it looks like my dad is only chatting in front of hisputer, some customers only frequent our store because of his patient exnations! My H expert dad is loved by the customers! We will go cold and hungry if you interfere with our business! My dad is not avable right now, I can help you pass on a message. Also, since you were transferred by Peng TouSi... You should be someone from Ai Mis side, right? You should be looking for me since my dad has never even met Ai Mi! Its best he never met her.... The womens voice had a faintly discernible mocking tone, If you dont know who I am, I can tell you. Im Ai Mis manager, and Im also her mother. Oh, so youre Mom Ai-sama (-daren)! Please excuse my rudeness! I have never had a favorable impression of Ai Mis mother. Isnt she a tiger mom who forced her daughter to y the piano and would not even let her eat c or chips? Also, when you introduced yourself, you said you were her manager before you said her mother. Was there a need to explicitly state your profession? Mom Ai-sama, what business do you have with my father? Although Ive been under the care of your daughter, I dont think weve done anything that needs interference from the parents? The other end was silent for a while, and I could hear the nasally sounds of her ridiculingughter. Ye Lin... Thats the name, right? I never thought you would be so garrulous... But, its a bit simr to your dad when I went to school with him.... What does that mean? Based on her tone of voice, it seems she knows my dad? Perhaps they were ssmates! This world is too damn small! .... Anyways, tell your dad to pick up the phone, just tell him its Ai ShuQiao. I pushed open the door to my dads study and pointed to the phone on his desk. A woman called Ai ShuQiao is looking for you.... I was stunned before I was able to finish my sentence because my dads expression could not be easily descried. It was aplex blend of horror, pain, sadness, and confusion. He picked up the phone as if he was a drowning person grabbing whatever they can to survive. I was not sure what Ai ShuQiao said to him. It was only enough time for a greeting, but my dad started crying. He rarely cries in front of me when he was not drunk. He spoke to the woman on the phone in a trembling tone: Shu Qiao, you... After finally stopping his endless flow of tears, my dad asked with deep sadness: These few years.... How have you been? I was held back by fear. Perhaps it was the expression on my dads face, or perhaps because the cursed name gradually began to awaken from my childhood memories... Both my legs trembled. Was it because of anger, or was it due to other emotions? I dont know, the only thing I did was go to the living room and pick up the phone and put it next to my ear. Though its hical to eavesdrop on in someones conversation, this time, I feel that I have the right. My eyes swept across the room, and I could not calm down. I saw Xiao Qins thermos with the listening device on the top of the TV. I forgot to put it away after I broadcasted the news to her as usual But I was not in the mood to do anything else. My mind and body were focused in the dialogue between my Dad and Ai ShuQiao. .... Is that right, did you have a daughter with John? Did he bully you in America? Is John the foreign teacher who NTRed my dad? Even though I can only hear my dads voice, I could feel his heart crying! Bully me? Ai ShuQiao sneered, He doesnt have the guts nor the ability. Back then, I was the one who seduced him first. Although he used to be the sole heir to arge financialpany, hes now only a mere figurehead and a stay-at-home husband. My dads voice seemed like it aged ten years, Shu Qiao, tell me, please tell me.... Did you love him that much? Was it worth leaving me and our son? Love? It was as if Ai ShuQiao heard the most ridiculous word in the world, When did I ever say I loved him? When did I ever say I loved you? I clearly told you when you proposed: I dont believe in love. Love is only an unreliable chemical reaction between two sexes. The chemical reaction can begin at any time, and it can also stop at any time. It is not affected by an individuals will. I... I thought you were joking.... Ai ShuQiao doesnt make jokes! Dont forget I only married you after you epted my stance. At the time, I was indeed interested in you, but the interest did notst long. I quickly realized John was more interesting. As the heir to argepany, he was obliged to teach at his own expense because his head was filled with idealism... At the time, his cheerful personality and handsome appearance made many young college girls fall for him, but he scrupulously abided by the rule that prevented a rtionship between teachers and students. He did not have a rtionship with any girls... I thought his perseverance was interesting, so I used my status as a teacher and tempted him to do even more hical things.... (TN: adultery) It was hard to my imagine what my dad felt when listening to his ex-wife unt her extramarital rtionship. Idealists are different from others. He interpreted my interest towards him as love and he believed he sullied his ideals and the upation of a teacher. Thus after I gave birth, he hurriedly took me back to America. A very interesting guy, isnt he? He ignored his fathers opposition and married me, then he became the chairman of argepany after his father had a heart attack... The luxury of the American upper-ss and the idealist made me satisfied for quite a while. But as Ive said before, interests do not move ording to ones will. My interest in him slowly declined after I gave birth to his daughter, and I slowly took control of hispany. The only times he can satisfy me now is probably a fried egg in the morning and a foot massage at night. (TN: Tbh, Ye Lins dad dodged a bullet. If only he wasnt always so sorry for himself...) My current interests lies in the entertainment industry. I went into management and Im interest in my daughters path to stardom. So, Ai Mi wasnt just a transliteration? Did she have to name her with her own surname because she views her daughter as her property? Although Xiao Qin and Auntie Ren was in a simr situation, Auntie Ren was hurt by an indecisive husband, whereas John probably has not offended you? It was hard to believe that I actually sided with John in my mind. I felt there was no difference between my dad and John. They were both pitiable people who were dancing on top of Ai ShuQiaos palms. And the this person, who I should call my mom, still ns on toying with her own daughter, my sister. I felt my heart squeeze tightly. Since I slightly lost focus, I did not hear some of the conversation between them. When I brought back my focus, I heard my dad say: .....Its been a long time, do you still recognize my handwriting? Isnt that one of your few strong points? My interest in you began from the beautiful words written on the love letters. ... Shu Qiao, you said your daughter.... is close with our son? Correct, although I was anxious about it when Ai Mi went to DongShan city with the cast & crew, I never thought my nightmare woulde true. Nightmare? Isnt that a bit exaggerated? Although Xiao Lin isnt outstanding, hes not a bad child... Lets stop with the pleasantries! Ai ShuQiaos tone became serious and cold in an instant, I didnt call you to reminisce about the past! Let me make it clear: I dont want anybody to interfere with Ai Mis path to stardom. She will do the right thing at the right time, she will also marry a suitable person chosen by me she doesnt need to have a brother appear all of a sudden! Thats why, please dont give us any trouble. Move away as far as possible. It would be best if we dont meet anymore. Every word that came out of Ai ShuQiaos mouth was like a sharp needle stabbing my dads heart. I could feel it. Illpensate you. Other than relocation fees, theres also some hush money. It should be enough to satisfy you guys if youre not too greedy. 5 million USD. In exchange, move at least 4000 km away and you have to keep it a secret. You cant talk the media ore back to us, or Ill hire people to take care of you guys please remember Ai ShuQiao doesnt joke around. I have never been this angry. I have never been this angry even when the Little Tyrant pushed me into a pit and forced me to drink the dirty water. You turned away and left us without the tiniest bit of reluctance. Now, when we incidentally disturbed your peace and quiet, you want to unreasonably force us out of our hometown? Although I do not have many friends in this city, it is a cherished city where I am familiar with and have many memories! Do you think money solves everything? Do you think you can change peoples lives at will as long as you have money? Do you think your husband and son should bow down on their knees to your favor? I squeezed out a few words between the gaps of my teeth like a wild beast: Youre the one... who should scram as far as possible! Chapter 185 – Threats Ai ShuQiao did not seem surprised when I cut into their conversation. You were eavesdropping the entire time, eh? Disobedient brat... Whatever, the core of the problem lies with you anyway. I told you to scram... did you hear me? I felt like my head was boiling from anger. My dad was still in his study room holding the receiver while persuading me hesitantly: Dont speak to your mother like that.... I dont recognize her as my mother! I screamed, Someone like her has no right to be a mother! Calm down, calm down. Ai ShuQiao was not the least bit affected by my rage. Her tone of voice was ordinary as if she was discussing ns with a business partner. Dont misunderstand, I never wanted to be your mother. You werent intended, it was only because the condom broke... As far as Im concerned, youre an unnned item that doesnt peak my interests at all. Shu Qiao, thats.... My dad swallowed his words and could not say anything else. Ai ShuQiao seemed pleased after she dealt a psychological blow to my dad. She would probably be even happier if I cried out too as someone who was abandoned. But I was only filled with anger, an endless amount of anger. She actually even started to help me analyze the pros and cons without any shame: Please dont let your emotions make your decisions. Think carefully, you will never make that amount of money in the rest of your lives! What benefits would there be if you make me into an enemy? If you make the wrong choice, you might not be able to live a in and ordinary life anymore. Do you believe you would receive more benefits if you revealed the rtionship to her? Dont forget that Im her manager! Her power in the entertainment circle was bestowed to her by me, she cant do anything by herself if she leaves me! Also, do you think it would be good for her if she suddenly had a brother who wanted to use her to get rich? Ai ShuQiao, are you done? I could not find a more suitable way to call her. If youre done speaking, its my turn. Didnt you say I didnt peak your interests? Thats perfect because I have no interest in you either. Regardless of whether it was you or your money. So PLEASE do not disturb us anymore. I really enjoy my daily life and I would not make any changes because of your threats. The matter with Ai Mi remains the same. Other than the fact that I now know Im her brother, I wont change how I act towards her in any case, she is still considered to be a part of my daily life. But Ai ShuQiao, youre not included... You have no rtions in my daily life, and I would definitely not want you to be a part of my daily life. Seeing as you are my sisters manager, I did what you said and gave you my decision while calm. Are you satisfied? The sound of a fountain pen being tossed on an office table was transmitted through the phone. Ai ShuQiao began tough in a quiet voice. I never thought you would be raised as such an insolent brat! Did you think you would infuriate me by trying to act like an adult? But, you expressed your determination to reject me very well, I understand now. Its fine even if I told you. I was actually willing to pay $5 million USD. If you guys agreed, it means you could be bribed. I would then enter negotiations to reduce the expense. For example, I would remove $1 million for every 500km closer you moved to DongShan city I cant y that fun game anymore. So you were testing us? To see how much money it takes for your ex-husband and son to lower themselves? If I thought about it carefully, China does not even span 4000km wide on a map! If you wanted us to move 4000 km away from DongShan city, do you want us to move to India? Although it is not impossible to turn India into a Chinese territory (at least it would reduce the amount of rape cases), it is not the time to talk about that. Ye... Lin? I can never remember your name, but since you declined my generous offer, then that means your daily life hase to an end. You could go to Ai Mi as usual. You could even reveal the truth to her. But you better be ready to ept the consequences. What consequences? I said like a wild animal, Are you saying youre going to hire a professional hitman to take care of me and my dad? I thought of Peng TouSi once I mentioned professional hitman. Would he ruthlessly kill me if his master gave the order? Then would he sink our bodies in DongShan Lake? It does not seem like a realistic scenario. Professional hitman? Ai ShuQiao sneered, A kid will always be a kid, they always take things to the extreme. You guys are not that dangerous and not even worth getting my hands dirty. I dont even need to use my connections. All I have to do is say a few lines and there will naturally be people to take care of you in DongShan city. You guys will soon no longer be able to live in DongShan city. I hope at that time you guys will make a sensible decision and move away. Feel free to contact me if you have any financial problems, but there will be penalties for not epting my offer the first time. I would at most give you guys $500,000 USD and you can live the rest of your lives in regret. I wanted to hang up the phone angrily, but the other side took the lead, and the electrical static sounded like an explosion and it hurt my ears. My dad seemed to have also hung up. After being apart for 14 years, it took all his effort to speak with Ai ShuQiao. I could even imagine the dismay in his heart right now. Maybe because it was a switched connection, even though Ai ShuQiao had hung up, the connection between Peng TouSi was not cut off yet. ....Lin, please dont put it to mind. There are many turning points in a persons fate. Turning points? What turning points? A turning point like you bing a professional hitman anding for my head right now? ...Because I did not report it earlier even though I knew the situation, so Madam Ai ShuQiao is sending me back to America for further instructions. I could only use 004 and 005 instead of me to protect Miss Ai Mi. You should already know that Miss Ai Mi often does not y by the rules, and 004 and 005 is also limited in their abilities. Please take care of her if possible. 004 and 005? The two guys who experienced Xiao Qins ball buster technique? They definitely do not seem reliable. If Xiao Qin wanted to kidnap Ai Mi, she would have already seeded. She would send Peng TouSi back to America simply because he knew something? Did Peng TouSi even know anything? Does he need to report that Ai Mi made a friend who was not bribed by her mother? Lin, Im very sorry. I actually already knew that you and Miss Ai Mi are blood-rted siblings. Huh? Wh- What did you say? When did you find out? A few days after you and Miss Ai Mi met, I sent people to investigate your background. You should know about the stalker problem in America, so I did not want the same thing to happen in China. I never thought I would start investigating Madam Ai ShuQiao after following the clues... I originally thought this was a chance God gave to Madam Ai ShuQiao for redemption, but Madam Ai ShuQiao did not ept Gods favor. I feel that its very regrettable. In order to be sure, I used one of the fruit seeds you spat out to test for DNA. Theb results are locked in a cab in my office, and it proves that you and Miss Ai Mi are indeed siblings. In short, I wont be by your side for a while. Please take good care of yourself. Take care of myself my ass! Why did you not tell me if you already knew we were siblings! I even want to give you a few kicks myself! You should have told me we were siblings when she stayed over at my house! I cant believe you even spouted some bullshit about not being a good match! How would I face my elders if I was not able to hold back and pushed down my own sister! Um... I was not lying about not being a good match. Also, these days, even being siblings might not be enough to control yourself. I have to catch an early flight so I cant speak with you anymore. I hope you wont change your attitude towards Miss Ai Mi because of thisplicated half-sister rtionship and dont hate her. After Peng TouSis reminder, I was suddenly aware that the rtionship between me and Ai Mi had a subtle changepared to the past. Since the conversation with Ai ShuQiao made me too angry, I did not have the spare time to think about how my feelings towards Ai Mi have changed. Why would I hate her? Chapter 186 – Please Call Me the New Shop Owner Did Peng TouSi not tell me the truth because he was afraid I would resent Ai Mi? Because Ai Mi was the daughter of my mother (I really dont want to refer to Ai ShuQiao with this word) and a foreigner, so I would hate her? Because Ai Mi was born from Ai ShuQiaos betrayal of my dad, so I would hate her? Because Ai Mi has aplete family and I do not, so I would hate her? Or if I put it in a more vulgar way, because Ai Mi easily attained everything people hope for in their lifetime at the cost of me being abandoned. So thats why as a brother, I should hate my own sister? It would be a lie if I said I did not even feel that way a bit. But I feel that Ai Mi should not be detested by me or anyone in particr. Although she is a child star and idol, other than her appearance, she does not have any lovable traits that would be liked by fans. I thought she did not have much rights to choose like me. If a reincarnation machine existed, the result she gets might not be much better than mines. Since she looks like a doll, does that mean she should always be her mothers y toy? Would I feel happiness if I switched lives with Ai Mi? There might have been an even scarier possibility. As Eunuch Cao said previously, Ai ShuQiao seduced John during the initial stages of pregnancy. Basically, it was the so-called pregnancy y. If the time frames were shifted slightly, would I have be Ai ShuQiao and Johns son? Would I have no blood rtions with my current father? Afterwards, would I also be of mixed blood and be Ai Mis full brother? What would our rtionship be like? Would I be able to stand growing up with a younger sister who has a terrible personality? To be honest, other than the fact that I know I do not hate her, I have no idea how to handle the rtionship between me and Ai Mi. Lin, it would be great if you dont resent Miss Ai Mi, God will reward you. I also have another presumptuous request: Can you not reveal the rtionship between the two of you for the time being? Miss Ai Mi is still in the dark, and she believes Im heading back to America for ordinary business reasons. Why do you have to keep her in the dark? If it was a request from Ai ShuQiao, I would have immediately declined. But Peng TouSi is different, he definitely has an adequate reason. Because I dont want to give Miss Ai Mi more pressure... Its exhausting acting in moves and shootingmercials. She doesnt have any friends other than you... If you told her all of a sudden, she might not be able to handle it, and it might force Madam Ai ShuQiao to take more drastic measures.... Im not afraid of her drastic measures! I became annoyed and angry once Ai ShuQiao was mentioned. Of course, youre not afraid.... Peng TouSi carefullyforted me, But if Miss Ai Mi was sandwiched between the two of you, her already weak ability to survive wouldpletely copse. After she came to China to film, she expressed tendencies for self-destruction more than once due to the hard work and not being able to limate properly. The worst time was when she asked for Amphetamines from some American actors, fortunately, I stopped her in time. ....Drugs? Is being a star that much of a burden? Do chips no longerfort your weak heart, and you have to resort to drugs? Now that I thought about it, I have agreed more than once to watch Ai Mi act. But due to multiple reasons, I have never once honored mymitments. Im an unqualified brother. Could it be that it is not a good idea to reveal the rtionship between us to Ai Mi before I be a qualified brother? Later, I realized the reason why Peng TouSi made this request. Although one of the reasons was because he did not want to give Ai Mi any added pressure, he also wanted to protect the naive me from Ai ShuQiao. I then did a series of stupid things after I misread Peng TouSis intentions. If you treat a girl from the mindset as her brother, especially if she doesnt know that you are her brother, it would cause unimaginable troubles. But it was already toote for regrets when I found out. On the other hand, my dad who suffered a huge blow, stumbled out of the house and never returned. He must have found another ce to go drinking. He even forgot to turn off hisputer. When I was helping him shut it off, I saw the chat history on TaoBao messenger: What does a blow-up doll feel like? Can you share your experience? Why are you not responding, are you not there? What does it feel like? This was probably the time when my dad picked up the phone. Maybe it was because he was in a terrible mood after he hung up and this guy kept asking questions, so my dad replied: Dear customer, It feels like fucking a corpse!!!!! Even when he was annoyed, he did not forget to use civilized words to address the customer. I have a premonition that our online shop is going to go down a slope. Although it seems as if that all our customers are all adults with unhealthy minds, but if my Dad suddenly became so rude, its not like they are all M, so they would not stick with our store. Whats more, the number of times my Dad will get drunk in the near future will definitely increase. If the online store is left unattended and the customer service icon stays grayed out, the Happy Valley Love shop will go out of business! Doesnt that mean our lives would be ruined even without Ai ShuQiaos interference! Theres no way I would let her get what she wants so easily! Even the Happy Valley Love shop is a part of my daily life, its up to me to protect it! Thus I sat in front of theputer and first apologized for being idle for a long time. Then I imitated my dads tone and introduced the blow-up doll. The new model even has speech capabilities to increase the fun. You can even add warm water to the privates and its really warm! Fucking a corpse? That was a joke! How can youpare our doll to the feeling of fucking a corpse? I can personally guarantee: Its at least twice as good as fucking a corpse! I shamelessly pushed our products, and it also sounds like I have actually fucked a corpse before. Due to my hard work, the Happy Valley Love shop was able to make two transactions early in the morning. But I would not be able to stand it if I had to get up really early tomorrow too. I might even have to ship out all the goods myself tomorrow too. Even though I have done it before, it would be a bit hard if I had to handle everything myself. Especially since there would be no customer service during the day, we would definitely lose a lot of wavering customers. Should I take advantage of the fact that the ban on cellphones was lifted and buy a mobile phone with Inte ess, so that I can secretly operate an online adult product store during ss? It would tarnish the sacred ssroom, but because my father is useless, I have no other choice! Its a matter of survival! Lets do it, I have to act swiftly and decisively. I cannot let Ai ShuQiao destroy my daily life! I bought a cellphone from a TaoBao store that both my dad and I frequented. It was said to have 4000 mAh of batteries. It was a knockoff phone that was said to be both a cellphone and a power bank. Usually, a man like me would choose a Nokia, but Nokia has be a huge letdowntely. They even abandoned development of the Symbian OS, it was a huge disappointment. Thus I bought thisrge screen knockoff android phone. We are familiar with the owner, in any case, he even bought furry handcuffs from us. He promised that I could return it within a week if there were any problems with quality. The cellphone was extremelyrge and ugly. The outer casing was a shit brown. It even had a red decorative pattern on the corners. Isnt this fucking bloody stool! No one would buy such an ugly cellphone even if it had every single feature possible! But for me, some aspects fit my needs perfectly. Didnt Xiao Qin say she wanted matching couples phones? Let me see where you would find this limited knockoff phone that is still in the experimental stages! Even if you do find it, would you have the courage to use this phone as a girl? Even I would need to clench my teeth so that I can face the astonished expressions of passers-by! While I was waiting for the package to arrive, I would write down all possible ways Ai ShuQiao would attack us, then I would write how to deal with it right beside it. Xiao Qin stuck her head over for the first time to look at what I was writing. She suggested with a smile: Can we go to film city on the weekend to watch my mom work? Theres a lot of fighting scenes that you would like! Auntie Ren does not have a good impression of me. It would be best to avoid unnecessary troubles for now. Dont be in such a hurry to refuse~~ Ai Mi will also be there, after all, they are in the same crew... I could cheer her on with you! I suspiciously turned around to look at Xiao Qin. She hurriedly shed herrge and pure eyes as if she was innocent. Fuck, you found out! I forgot to put away the thermos with the listening device when I picked up the phone that day. Although you did not hear everything, you were able to guess what happened, and you were able to guess the rtionship between me and Ai Mi! Now that you know she is my sister and that she is no longer a threat, do you n to repair the rtionship between the two of you? Now that you mention it, it is indeed time to go see Ai Mi on set. Even if Auntie Ren was present, she wouldnt bother me much in front of her foreign friends, right? So I agreed with Xiao Qins request, and did not emphasize that she should get along with Ai Mi like before. Based on the current situation, even if Ai Mi did something thoughtless to Xiao Qin, she would probably endure it. On the surface, it would seem youre one above me, but youve actually already lost. Would you secretly enjoy those inner thoughts? How two-faced! Just as I was worried about Ai Shuqiaos conspiracy and about the online store, it was time for the first physical education ss after I became a PEmittee member. Chapter 187 – Gym Class TN: Happy Canada Day! Enjoy! I remember someone opened a store on Taobao as a joke to charge people for hrious jobs: helping you do homework, helping you bully others, helping you hit teachers... Under the part where it says he would he you hit your teacher, it explicitly said: 200 for female teachers, 300 for female teachers, and no negotiations for gym teachers. You would know what it meant by no negotiation for gym teachers if you met our PE teacher, Li DaYong. Li DaYong was 30 or 40 years of age with a strong build. He would wear a tank top every day during summer to show off his tanned muscles. Unlike the teacher in charge of our ss, teacher Yu, Li DaYong was not that afraid of me. To him, I was an ordinary student with good physical fitness. Being a PEmittee member does not require you to have good grades. All you need is to be able to control students and have a loud voice. When PE ss started, Li DaYong called me up in front of the group. He told me and everyone else that he wanted me to take on tasks. The first task he gave me was simple enough: Lead the group of boys and run fourps around the school, then we would have free time. On the girls side, Xiong YaoYue was supervising the 100m back and forth sprints. She was like an Olympic coach holding the stopwatch the teacher gave her while gleefully yelling at the slower students. Gong CaiCai, yeah you! Youre as slow as a turtle! What would happen if a bad guy came! I originally thought there would be a lot of people against me being the PEmittee member. I thought once I start ordering people around, they would be uncooperative. But perhaps they were afraid of me using violence, they followed behind me and ran in order. Niu ShiLi, who was right behind me was not an exception. However, his expression was very serious like he would go to battle at any time. If I did anything that does not correspond with my status as a PEmittee member, he would express his concerns to everyone else. Eunuch Cao suddenly yelled out from behind the group: Master, master! Lets run a bit slower when we get closer to the girls! You could even daydream about girls running? Thus I asked for everyones opinions: Does anyone agree with Eunuch Cao? I wont change our speed if no one agrees with him! After a moment of silence from the group where I could only hear the sounds of shoes running on mud, there was finally someone who stammered: PEmittee member, that idea sounds pretty good... Once one person spoke up, the others also gained courage and started a lively discussion: Thats right! The PE teacher only told us to runps. He never specified how fast we should run! We should slow down once we see the girls and speed up once they are out of view! At least it would work as motivation.... Good idea! As they say: It would be less exhausting when men and women work together! Screw you guys! Youre actually quoting literature when you guys are just a bunch of perverts?! I wanted to be democratic after I took position, but the votes still ended up like this? No wonder my dad says its not always true that the minority agrees with the majority when he discusses democracy. If that were true, then gang rape would be legal. However, it was difficult to go against public opinions. I had to intentionally slow down when I came close to the girls. I arrived in time to see Gong CaiCai gasping for breath after being forced to run back and forth multiple times by Xiong YaoYue. The outrageous surges of her breast shakes made the boys crazy, and someone even whistled. Dont whistle! Eunuch Cao was never this forthright in PE ss, maybe he thought he has more power since I became the PEmittee member. My master gave everyone benefits the first day as a PEmittee member with risk to himself! Hold yourselves back a bit! If the ss leader gets angry, wouldnt my master be the one who gets it the worst? The boys in the group quieted down, but their eyes did not leave Gong CaiCais breasts. Niu ShiLi had a poorplexion on his face. Before when there was no male PEmittee member, it was usually Niu ShiLi who led the group runs. Since we had simr heights, I would usually follow close behind him, and today the order was reversed. He did not support the action of slowing down to peep at the girls, but it was not my idea. It was the decision of all the boys, and if he objects then he should be prepared to be the enemy of all the boys. Also, I dont believe that you didnt look at Gong CaiCais chest even once. Even a Sparta like me could not hold back, but you can? Thats why Niu ShiLi did not say anything and followed along with everyones strange fast slow fast tempo. During one of ourps, the ss leaders running posture attracted everyones attention. Shu Sha was wearing sportswear that made her appear very skinny. She had great running posture and her long hair was flowing in a straight line behind her. Hey, ss leader, youre not bad! Xiong YaoYue happily patted the ss leaders back, You almost caught up to my speed! Run again! You might be able to break your record if you run again! The ss leader who just finished running had a slightly flushed cheek and she took a look at the stopwatch. I already broke my record. Isnt this 0.1 seconds faster than thest time? Is it? Xiong YaoYueughed while scratching her head thoughtlessly. I forgot, I forgot! ss leader, youre such a hard worker! Are you running so fast because you want to catch up to cars who break thews when you be a traffic police officer? The ss leaders face darkened: I want to be a criminal police officer, not a traffic police officer. Theyre both police officers! Why are you making fun of me because of my poor memory! Xiong YaoYue pouted and ran next to Gong CaiCai who was resting near the flower garden. She put her hands on her waist and shouted: Miss, get up! Youre the one with the worst performance, are you not ashamed! Lets go again! Gong CaiCai looked as if she was about to cry. Xiong YaoYue saw it was a bad situation and she hurried over tofort her: Fine, fine, you dont have to run anymore, dont cry. The ss leader is going to scold me again if you cry. Also, youre not the worst in our ss since Ren XiaoQin never attends ss. She even fainted once at the g bearing ceremony, so she should be even weaker than you...! Theres someone thats even weaker than you! Do you feel better? As Xiong YaoYue stated, Xiao Qin would always sit alone in the ssroom during PE ss. When I looked up towards her, I saw her waving at me from the window. She looked happy seeing my youthful sweat. She probably sat on my desk while I was not there! I found Xiao Qin asleep on my desk when I returned to the ssroom from PE ss more than once. Sometimes she was even using my sportswear as a cushion under her arm. Hurry up and return my uniform! Also, if you wanted to sleep, sleep on your own spot! Every time, Xiao Qin would hug it tightly and seem reluctant to part with it. Ye Lin ssmates soothes my mind and helps me sleep! Also, were childhood friends and lovers, so who cares if we share the same desk and clothes! I admit that Xiao Qins brain damage is ranked top in the ss, but I dont agree if you say that shes physically weak. Would Xiong YaoYue be taken aback when she finds out about Xiao Qins true power? Now, it was time for Loud Mouth to run. Although she had a sturdy body, she was extremely slow. Each step she made created a loud sound. Xiong YaoYue pointed andughed at Loud Mouths clumsy appearance: Hahahaha, its an earthquake! Godzising! Everyone run! Loud Mouth was not a practitioner of Buddhism. She stared at Xiong YaoYue and started chasing her with her lobster ws. Xiong YaoYue made an expression as if she was afraid and she started to run away in a lighthearted manner. She would always intentionally stay one step out of reach from Loud Mouths ws. Loud Mouth gave up after running half ap around the track. Xiong YaoYue, on the other hand, got into running. She finished thep, and when the boys came over, she came up to me and started running beside me. Hey! She turned to me, How does it feel leading the guys for the first day? In the summer, Xiong YaoYues standard attire is short-sleeves with hot pants. Her two bare thighs caused people to blush when you look at her from a close distance. A trace of sweat on her light brown skin shone brightly under the sunlight. She was alwaysughing for an unknown reason, and the people around her could see her canines. Hey! Im talking to you! What are you getting embarrassed for! She hit me once on the shoulder in a familiar manner, and a wave ofughter erupted among the group of boys. What are youughing at! Xiong YaoYue shouted, Ill give a kick to anyone who keepsughing! Do you think you can rebel just because you have a male PEmittee member! While keeping a stable pace, I said to Xiong YaoYue awkwardly: Xiong ssmate.... Youre a bear! Xiong YaoYue said angrily, Dont call me Xiong ssmate! You can choose between Xiao Xiong, Xiao Yao, Xiao Yue, Yao Yao, or Yue Yue, or whatever, just dont call me Xiong ssmate, and dont use my full name! Someone from behind chimed in: The girls usually call her Xiao Xiong, and the boys call her Yue Yue... A puzzled expression appeared on Xiong YaoYues face, The name Yao Yao sounds pretty good, but why does no one call me that? When she brought that up, I subconsciously gazed at her breasts. Couldnt help it, Yao Yao from Taiwans Zai Nan Nu Shen left a huge impression on everyone because of her explosive breasts. As for Xiong YaoYues chest, although it bounces up and down like a little rabbit when she runs, it did not reach into the realm of Yao Yao (it does not evenpare to the ss leaders). So it makes sense that boys would never call you Yao Yao. Then, Ill call you Yue Yue? I asked. Sure! she quickly answered, We can discuss any names except my full name! Oh right, now that youre a PEmittee member, its your job the next time we have to get equipment from the storage! When I used to carry heavy things, I would need help from the boys. But you guys are prettyzy and always dillydallying... Now its your responsibility! Im free! Ha ha ha ha She smiled like she ate honey and ran away speedily. It was almost time for the cellphone and telephone card I bought online to arrive. Chapter 188 – This is How I Break Ties Even a real man like me had a difficult time trying to take that ugly new phone out of my pocket and cing it on my desk during break the following day. Its color was like bloody stool, and you could use it as a brick to p someone. My custom android operating system was strange and had a lot of suspicious apps installed on it. In order to avoid ransomware, I quickly and efficiently uninstalled over half of the apps. Out of curiosity, I clicked an app called Female Entertainment Game. The result was a rough ck screen with words on the top which disyed Please select mode, there were three options below it: Continuous Alternating Random What is this? Dont all girls like games with a simple and colorful interface? Whats up with this ck screen that reminds me of DOS!? I frowned and chose the Continuous option. The words on the screen changed into please choose the intensity: Blush Heart Skip Faint I became even more bewildered and chose the Faint option because it was the strangest. But no next screen came up even after a long time as if it froze. What kind of crappy app is this! What kind of crappy phone is this! I was just about to curse about the owner of that store swindling his associates, but I realized my own desk was vibrating. Its a fucking earthquake! Dongshan city has never had an earthquake before! Didnt the end of the world 2012 already pass? It suddenly caught us off guard! I suddenly discovered it was not my desk that was vibrating, but the knockoff cellphone that was in my hand. It was vibrating non-stop like it malfunctioned. I made a sudden realization while being ashamed. Fuck, this is basically a vibrator! Isnt the vibration power at least ten thousand horsepower? They still call it Faint? It should be called murder! You did not have to sell me this kind of phone simply because my family runs an adult goods store! I quickly shoved the vibrating phone into my pocket and walked towards the hallway when I saw Xiao Qin and Loud Mouth walk into the ssroom. Shoving the phone into my pockets was not the wisest decision. As everyone knows, the pocket of a young man is a sensitive area. Its rude for a girl to stick their hand inside, and the same rule applies for vibrating cellphones. How is this only a Female Entertainment Game? I was almost entertained as a male! I sat on the window ledge in the hallway after finally closing the app. I was going to take a breath of relief until the cellphone started to vibrate again. Do you want to scare me to death! Is it actually Random vibrations? Is this just a vibrator disguised as a cellphone?! What kind of female would dare to use this cellphone as a vibrator! She would be a real warrior! And this size... the store owner of the electronics store has too strong tastes! However, this time the vibration quickly stopped. It turns out someone sent me a text message. It must be an advertisement, right? My innocent cellphone has been tainted by an advertisement! My dad does not even know my phone number since he has been drunk for a few consecutive days already! After quickly skimming the text, it actually was not an advertisement. It was a special notice sent by Commissioner Wang from AmEx (God knows where he got my number). The AmEx ck card that Ai Mi gave me was stopped without any warning. It was now no different than a piece of titanium metal, and you could only use it to mess with people. Ai ShuQiaos actions waspletely within my expectations. There was no way she would say we will not be able to live peacefully while providing us with a no limit credit card. Commissioner Wangs text, on the other hand, was very polite, he said Although it was only for a short period of time, you were still our esteemed customer, then he said, Please contact me in the future if you require AmExs service again. How polite! Polite to the point where customers would have zeroints! But when would I require AmExs service again? Didnt you say that even Ai Mi herself does not fully qualify for a ck card invitation, and she was only able to obtain one because of Ai Shuqiao? Would a 14-year-old boy with a yellow counterfeit phone be able to be eligible for an invitation in the future? I suddenly remembered a sentence Ai ShuQiao said to us earlier on the phone: You guys will never earn this money in your entire lives! What right do you have to say that about me? Even if I really do not have any ability to earn money, can you just look at me as I was a piece of trash? An adult goods store does not sound as good as a managementpany, but it is also a part of the entertainment industry! Also, ording to Ai Mis testimony, Ai ShuQiao has also used a love egg before! It was ced in the drawer under the gun! What right do you have to look down on me when you cant even serve as a role model as a parent! I gave Commissioner Wang a call after I felt more pride. Commissioner Wang did not expect my call, but he still greeted me politely. Mr. Ye, what can I do for you? I felt like he was implying that I had no rights to ask him for anything as I already lost my ck card privileges. But I did not call to grieve the loss of the ck card since it was never mine in the first ce. I actually felt a bit happy instead of regret. Happy that I did not grow dependent on the card, and turn into someone who uses money to solve problems. I asked Commissioner Wang how much money I spent with the card. Since this card was paid by Ai ShuQiao, that means the money I spent to buy Xiao Qins bra, the money I used to buy back PS photos, and the money to treat brother Gang, were all actually paid for by Ai ShuQiao. There might be people who would think it is natural for me to spend her money since she is my biological mother. There might also be people who would think since that we became enemies, it should feel great wasting your enemies money. But I do not want to even owe her a penny! Although this amount of money means nothing to her, I do not allow her to look at me with pity! Once my dad revealed to me when he was drunk that Ai ShuQiao nned to abort me when she found out she was pregnant. But because it was discovered tote, she dropped the subject when she found out the surgeries might cause harm to the mother. As a reminder, I was extremely light at birth like a malnourished monkey. It also made me thin throughout my childhood, which gave the Little Tyrant a good opportunity to bully me. It is because there is no rtionship between me and Ai ShuQiao. Also, my life itself was a form of charity from her, so I will not ept her charity again. I will return the money I spent to show our ties are cleared. Perhaps I was influenced by martial arts TV shows and I subconsciously imitated a scene from this series. Although he thought the question was weird, Commissioner Wang still responded. I had spent approximately 20 thousand dors with the AmEx card. So much! I blurted out, followed by immediate regret of not being able to keep calm, It... its in RMB, right? Yes, its in RMB. Commissioner Wang was as patient as usual, But all of the expenses have been paid by Madam Ai ShuQiao, so please do not worry. Commissioner Wang was not able to remainposed once he heard I wanted to return the money back to Ai ShuQiao. He probably thought I was a fool. I am fine with being a fool, but I want to be a fool who does not owe anything to anybody. Also I did not feel like the 20,000 was a waste since most of it was spent on treating brother Gang. Mr. Ye, I dont understand.... Commissioner Wang was still dumbfounded. Commissioner Wang, you dont need to understand. To be honest, I dont even understand myself. I just want to know if you can help me transfer the money to Ai ShuQiao if I save twenty thousand dors? I... I could. We could treat it as a refund and it would show up on the transaction records. Regardless of whether Ai ShuQiao will look at the refund receipts carefully or not, I always feel that if I can save enough money, it will prove that I have the ability to make money, and I can also issue her a challenge letter. Of course, after thinking about it calmly, twenty thousand is nothing for Ai ShuQiao and Amy, but it is an astronomical amount for me. But I havent set a deadline for myself anyway, and shouldnt men work themselves harder? How would you have motivation without encouragement? After ending the call with Commissioner Wang, I set up a data package for my phone as quick as possible. I also installed the Taobao online store app, and I can officially open the store once a timid teacher like our homeroom teacher or politics teacher takes over the lectern! Although I tried to hide it, Xiao Qin still discovered the ugly cellphone hidden behind my politics textbook. She immediately wore a brave expression on her face. Althou-, although its very very ugly... Ill definitely buy the same one! Chapter 189 – Getting Started is Always the Hardes t Do you think an ordinary person can purchase a phone asrge and as powerful as this? Do you think they can even hold it? I was not the least bit worried about Xiao Qin using the same phone as me. It was impossible for her to even hold the phone with one hand like me with her small hands. She asked me for my phone number and I had no reason not to tell her. Since it would not end up being a couples phone even if she went to buy a phone right now. But I cannot make it easy for her. I cannot let her believe that she should expect a response every time she asks me for something. Thus, I readied my pen and paper and said to Xiao Qin with a look of expectation: Bark like a dog! Ill tell you if you bark like a dog! Woof! Woof! A young girl imitated a dog without the slightest bit of hesitation. She even curled up one of her hands and mimicked a dog using its paws to w at dirt. How embarrassing! You would even give up your dignity as a human for a phone number? Even the neighbors dog, Da Huang, has more integrity than you! It does not eat bones given to him by strangers! But despite my disdain, I always keep my word, and I will give her my phone number. When Xiao Qin received the phone number I wrote down for her, she was in high spirits as if she won the lottery. Ill keep this as a family heirloom... I suddenly lunged over to take it back, but Xiao Qin deftly evaded. Ive already barked like a dog! Xiao Qin hid the number behind her back, and her eyes were filled with a look as if she was wronged. Right at this time, a customer sent me a message. I concentrated on answering the other partys questions, and I did not continue ying with Xiao Qin. It was a customer who was interested in our condoms. He had an unfamiliar ID, so it might have been the first time he was visiting our store. Although condoms do not cost a lot, giving new customers a good impression is the first step to getting a repeat customer. Thus I met the every need of this man who seemed like a virgin. He asked me repeatedly: What kind of condoms would easily make my girlfriend climax? I thought to myself that the crucial aspect is not the condom, but whats inside. However, in business negotiations, exaggerating the effectiveness of your products is ones job. I would rmend studded or ribbed condoms, they will increase your performance in bed~ Xiao Qin was curious when she saw me typing speedily on my phone. Ye Lin ssmate, what are you ying? Can you show me? No! Do you want to see the conversation of me discussing condoms with a customer? Even though you probably already know what our family does, it would still be too shameful when you see the dirty words I say to a customer! Dont look! I... Im doing official business! Girls would get a stye if they see this! Why would your official business cause girls to get a stye? Xiao Qin slightly tilted her head with a puzzled expression. The suspected virgin sent me another message: I heard that if you put three condoms over your dick, it will help youst longer. Is this true? I avoided Xiao Qins gaze while I replied: Its even more effective if you use five condoms~ Do you have pineapple vored condoms? My girlfriend says she likes pineapple vored.... I sweated: Im sorry, we dont have pineapple vored ones, would peach work? You could convince your girlfriend to not be picky... Xiao Qin suddenly said to me: Im not picky! I would eat anything Ye Lin ssmate gives me, even if its bitter melon! You would eat anything! Even the perverted Japanese has not invented bitter melon vored condoms! You always give me trouble, if I cant sell any goods and have nothing to eat, would I have to eat the sea cucumbers and bamboo shoots you give me every day? And your sea cucumbers and bamboo shoots even came with a listening device! Now that the battery is almost used up, you can use this chance to take it back and change the battery. I stared at her with wide eyes and threatened her to not look at my screen, otherwise I would remove her from the position of my girlfriend. Xiao Qin returned back to writing her English essay. We would usually write homework from other sses in politics ss. This virgin was exceptionally troublesome. I chatted with him until ss ended, and in the end, he still did not make a decision to purchase anything. The next ss wasputer ss and many students headed to theputerbs right away in order to get a good spot. I was not sure if Xiao Qin was among them. This customer was too annoying. He asked half an hour of questions for goods that cost less than 20. No wonder my dad always ys AV films while helping customers. I suddenly heard someone walking behind me. Cant they see my text messages from that position? I subconsciously thought it was Xiao Qin and I said to her in a bad mood: Who told you to be so unruly! Do you still want to be my girlfriend! The person behind me was stumped and she choked on her words and blushed. I took a nce with my peripheral vision: Isnt this the fucking ss leader! Why did you not go to theputerb to get a spot, what are you doing here? You think its still not messy enough here? No... dont take it seriously. I thought you were someone else.... I exined in a hurry. The ss leader was not that upset, but her face darkened after she saw the messages on my screen. Thest message from the suspected virgin read: My girlfriend has not yet agreed to get a room with me, do you have any good ideas? Why are you asking me? Do you think I am a fucking love counselor? I replied with anger in my stomach: Sweet talk her or if that doesnt work, force her! ~ I was willing to throw away my integrity in order to sell a couple of condoms. It just so happens the ss leader saw those two sentences on my screen. Not good. If it was taken out of context, you will definitely think that I was teaching others to pick up girls, and there may even be legal issues involved! The ss leader curled her eyebrows and headed to theputerb without another word. In the end, this customer did not buy anything. He only said that he woulde again when his girlfriend agrees. He would like me to sell him some Viagra, but he disconnected in a hurry. The ssroom was already empty. I picked up myputer textbook and walked slowly towards theputerb. I intend to find a spot in thest row as usual, so I can continue to operate the online store without interruption. But ourputerbs have a certain shielding effect on mobile phones. Thework signal is terrible and I dejectedly shoved the phone back into my pocket. By the way, Ai ShuQiao has not taken any actions that I can see other than cancelling the ck card. Is it because America is too far away? Or is it that she has already started to act and I have not realized it yet? I always like to y around with something in my hands when I think about things. Sometimes I y with the cap of a pen, sometimes I throw an eraser. I didnt have anything to y with in theputerb, then I saw the small stic cover in the upper right corner of theputer desk. Anyone who has used aputer desk before knows that the small stic cover can be removed, and it has a rubber ring that allows the cable to pass through. The shape is a bit like a chrysanthemum. I was not sure what was wrong with my head. I actually held the small stic cover in one hand and poked the hole with the index finger of my other hand. At the same time, I absentmindedly stared at the ceiling. The ss leader walked beside me and cleared her throat to get my attention, but I was immersed in my thoughts and did not react at all. The ss leader could not hold back and finally asked: Ye Lin, do you think thats fun? I stared nkly with my finger still in the rubber hole. Its alright? I responded inattentively. The ss leader took the rubber ring off my finger and shoved it into her skirt pocket as if she had saved an innocent girl who was being raped by me. Because there were several malfunctioning machines in theputerb, I had to sit between Eunuch Cao and the ss leader. Loud Mouth, Little Smart, and Xiao Qin sat in front of us. Theputer ss teacher gave us another assignment involving PPT slides. The main topic was daily precautions for bird flu prevention. The ss leader worked on the assignment with a serious face. The pressure I could feel from from her was enough that people would be afraid of speaking to her. I was not in the mood to create a PPT, so I looked to my left to see how Eunuch Cao made his presentation. Eunuch Cao wrote this sentence in an eye-catching red: You will not get the bird flu as long as you dont have sexual rtions with chickens or ducks. Thats right. It does not matter how bad mines is, with Eunuch Cao here as the scapegoat. I randomly created a bunch of pages. The content ranged from how birds evolved from dinosaurs to the historical reasons why Lu Zhi Shen called Po Pi a bird man (TN: fucker). I used a picture of a penguin on thest page of the PPT. This is one of the few bird pictures that can be found on theputer. I returned to the first page of the PPT and I felt like I should add a picture, but I did not know what to choose. Due to ack of oxygen in my brain from operating the online store, I actually forgot the word first page. So I unfortunately asked Eunuch Cao: If thest page is called thest page. What is the number one page called? Eunuch Cao raised his head: The first page? (TN: First page sounds the same as first night/sex) I didnt realize Eunuch Cao was joking. I then turned to look at the ss leaders screen and found a picture of a swan leaping out of the water under the heading Avian flu prevention and control measures. Although it did not appear to be sick, it was definitely a better fit than my penguin. In order to break the awkwardness, Iplimented the ss leader: Your first page is excellent! Chapter 190 – School Competition I remember reading a scientific magazine that mentioned: Almost every single person likes beingplimented, andpliments can have as much motivation as money. But the ss leader had no intention of being happy about mypliments. Not only was she not happy, she was even upset. I did not react in time, and I went on to say, My initial page is much worse than yours. Can you share some of your expertise with me? (TN: I think this pun might be referring to the first time, but it doesnt really trante over) Huh? Why are your hands trembling? You are going to crush your mouse! Did you think mypliment was sarcasm? I was using a tone of admiration! Look at me awaiting hopefully for you to share your experience of making first pages, you should at least tell me where you got the picture of the swan! While I was bewildered, Loud Mouth turned around without warning and smacked me straight on the head with her rolled upputer textbook. What are you saying in front of a girl! I only realized the problem with what I said after I was struck on the head. Xiao Qin grabbed onto Loud Mouths arm in a panic, Dont hit Ye Lin ssmate! What would you do if he died! Loud Mouthughed: How can he die when hes this sturdy? He deserves to be hit if he says the wrong thing! She said as she passed the textbook to Xiao Qin, How about you take a go too? Xiao Qin immediately disyed an embarrassed expression, No... When have I hit Ye Lin ssmate... You bastard, havent you hit me plenty before! I would have prayed to god if you only hit me with textbooks! You used to hit me on the head with a long and thick sugar cane! You also used to hit me and say: Taste my golden cudgel! Although I have tried using the same sugar cane to hit back, I was not your opponent. I would get beaten up and thrown on the ground while you proimed victory to the surroundings with a foot pressed on top of me: Everyone,e and see! The fake has been defeated by the great sage! Then all the children would surround us and apud your violent actions. Its all because of you I never get passing grades in English! Its definitely because of you that my brain always suddenlyes to a halt without any cause! It makes the back of my head hurt when I think about this. If you were not a girl, I would have hung you on a tree and beat you with a sugar cane! But I have to judge the matter as it stands. The main culprit who caused me to ask the ss leader about the experience of her first night is obviously the detestable Eunuch Cao. I choked his fat and short neck with both my hands until his eyes rolled back. You traitor! Thats clearly called the initial page! Youre the only one who had their first night on theputer! Eunuch Cao screamed strangely in a hoarse voice: Forgive me... Forgive me master! And I indeed gave my first night to aputer! Theputer teacher was well-known for not giving a shit about anything. He was currently sitting behind hisputer with his attentionpletely focused on mine-sweeper. Even a murder might be less important to him than beating his record. Therefore, the task of maintaining the ssroom fell on the shoulders of the ss leader. Dont fight in ss! The ss leader sternly yelled, Ye Lin, let go of Cao JingShen! I did notply: He tricked me, so he deserves a beating! The ss leaders face darkened: Are you going to disrupt the ss even though youre amittee member? After the ss leaders reminder, I remembered I was now a PEmittee member. My actions of choking Eunuch Cao was being watched by everyone around us and some of them began to whisper. I shooed at the people watching us, Scram! Eunuch Cao wants to learn how to swim, so Im helping him hold his breath! Do you guys want to learn too? Everyone turned their heads away in fright. Xiao Qin, on the other hand, raised her hand meekly, I... want to learn... Im the one who does not know how to swim! You were the fastest swimmer among those brats who used to y along the river bank! I used to be puzzled about why you always swam with your clothes on when all the other kids liked to swim naked... I abruptly recalled an embarrassing event from the past: In order to get revenge on the Little Tyrant, I would often pee on the part of the river where he swims. Once when I was finally caught, the other kids suggested that he should pee on my head, but instead, I was only kicked into the river. At that time, I felt that the Little Tyrant still had a manly bottom line. Although I almost drowned, I was slightly grateful! But it turns out he had a reason that he absolutely could not urinate on my head! You caused me to almost drown because you did not have a snake in your trousers? Now that I think about it, there was an exaggeratedlyrge difference in the socks you stuffed in your pants as a dick before and after you swam! In a group of eight or nine-year-old boys, you were like a crane amongst a flock of chicken! Whenever you came out of the water, my eyes would always be involuntarily drawn to a certain part of your body. You caused me to feel inferior for a period of time! You bastard! I cant believe you swam that fast even with clothes and socks! You dont understand how much drag it creates! Not good, I involuntarily started to visualize the scene of Xiao Qin swimming in the nude! That way, she would definitely be faster, right? Even though she has breasts now, it would not increase resistance since they are so small... The memories of Xiao Qin are always so unbearable. The only way that I would whole-heartedly ept her as my girlfriend is if we both lost our memories. Since theputerb did not have good signals, I could not use my cellphone and I ended up not doing anything productive in ss. But it seems like the ss leaders anger dissipated a bit after Loud Mouth smacked me, and after I choked Eunuch Cao. It might have been because she received my thoughts of cursing her, and Xiao Qin kept huping after eating lunch in the cafeteria. The ss leader and Loud Mouth surrounded her and tried a lot of methods to no avail. Everyone was sitting next to Xiao Qins desk without a solution in mind. Then, Xiong YaoYue walked in the ss with a willow leaf in her mouth and a volleyball in her arms. Who wants to go y with me? Whos going? The first one she saw was the ss leader. Thetter was currently gently pressing on a pressure point on Xiao Qins head. Im not sure where she learned that technique that would supposedly stop hups. Xiong YaoYue tugged on the ss leaders shirt, ss leader, help me practice volleyball! No one else can receive my serves! The ss leader stared nk-eyed at Xiong YaoYue, Im wearing a dress, so I cant practice with you cant you see Xiao Qin has the hups? Thats why I say dresses are troublesome! Theres only a month left until the school volleyball tournament. As the second best, you should be practicing, otherwise, how would we take the championship? Xiong YaoYue said as she pointed to an old award hung up at the back of the ssroom. That was when we were in the first year, when she and the ss leader had won through hard work. It was one of the few honors that teacher Yu could boast about to others. I also watched a few games at that time. The ss leaders spike was very tricky. She could control it tond one centimeter within the sideline and it would never go out of bounds. On the other hand, whoever received Xiong YaoYues forceful spike had bad luck. I remember the girl from ss 1-2 who started crying after receiving a few of Xiong YaoYues spikes. It doesnt matter if youre wearing a skirt, lets go! Xiong YaoYue was still entangling around the ss leader. If we practice more, we might even be able to beat the third years! We can win the school championship! Loud Mouth might have remembered the time she was teased by Xiong YaoYue during PE ss, so she mped onto Xiong Yaoyues shoulder. Hey! Youre obviously not afraid of being exposed if you wear shorts all day! If youre willing to switch with the ss leader, then she will train with you! Xiong YaoYue finally noticed Xiao Qin who was huping uncontrobly, Whats wrong with her? Loud Mouth said angrily: Shes huping? Didnt the ss leader tell you earlier? Hahaha, you have to use scares to cure hups! The volleyball in her hand was sent flying towards Xiao Qins head faster than the speed of sound before she even stoppedughing. The distance between the two of them was not even two meters. The speed of the ball was very fast and it seemed Xiao Qin was about to be knocked out. The ss leader furrowed her brows and reach out to block the volleyball. Unexpectedly, even though the ball wasing from Xiao Qins side, she was able to casually use Hua Jin to dissipated the force of the ball without even using her peripheral vision. She quickly turned her hands and grabbed the ball, the motion was breathtaking. Then another hup destroyed the atmosphere and she dropped the ball in a panic. Huh? You can receive my ball? The skeptical Xiong YaoYue stuck her face closely to Xiao Qin to study her as if she was an extraterrestrial organism. The ss leader quickly pulled her away by her ears, Randomly using a volleyball to hit someone, what happens if someone got hurt? O... it hurts! It was to stop her hups! She could hit me on the head with a volleyball if shes mad! I heard anger could also stop hups... stop pulling my ear! The sound of a group of girls bickering gets really annoying. I saw there was still a lot of time left for the lunch break, so I took off my jacket and wore a ck tight vest and went downstairs to y basketball. Before I left the ssroom, I could see Xiao Qin stealing the clothes I left in my desk through my peripheral vision. You want to use it as a pillow again? Or are you looking for a calming aura? Although I was not happy, I left her alone after pitying her since she was huping non-stop. I had pretty good luck, the captain, Guo SongTao was practicing with the team. I was on the same team as the point guard, Liu HuaiShui, we chatted on the side while waiting. Liu HuaiShui told me it was almost time for the school basketballpetition. It was around the same time as the girls volleyballpetition. Chapter 191 – Reward The purpose of the school-hosted basketball game is friendship and participation first. Thats why a limit was imposed on basketball team members. Every ss could only send a maximum of two members from the team. This rule was set in ce to prevent any ss from being overpowered, but I felt it does not really change anything. Even two good basketball yers can y a wonderful match. Shen ShaoYi and Liu HuaiShui are both students from the 2-2 ss. If they do high-speed passes in front of me, I am not confident that I can intercept the ball. Ah, if I say it like that, it makes it seem like that I will participate in the tournament. I did not participate inst years tournament. Because the boys who represented our ss were all amateurs, they were beaten by ss 2 by 60-0. They were only able to get their score in the double digits a couple minutes before the game ended. I remember that since our ss lost so badly, and the opponent Shen ShaoYi looked cool, a lot of girls from our ss became his fans and started to cheer for him. However, the female PEmittee member, Xiong YaoYue, was jumping up and down in anger. She cheered for our team until her voice became hoarse. If someone was not holding her back, she might have barged onto the field and given Shen ShaoYi a taste of her skills. The ss leader was standing next to Xiong YaoYue at that time. She was holding Xiong YaoYue back along with Loud Mouth to prevent her from rushing out. At the same time, she was calmly suggesting to the teacher that they should rece the exhausted members. There were not many people in our ss who yed basketball, and there were fewer substitutes. I did not stand together with my ssmates at the time but stood diagonally opposite to the ss leader. Now that I think back, the ss leader seemed to have sent me a nce as if I could go out to the rescue. However, I had no sense of honor for our ss, and I felt the score had already been set. There was toorge of a difference in skill between the two teams, and there was no value in watching the game for technical consultations. Thus I faced the ss leaders help-seeking eyes, ignored them, and walked away to watch other games. I did not help itst year, but I cannot do that this year. After all, I was appointed as a PEmittee member! As a PEmittee member, and also as the person closest to basketball team members, the ss leader and Xiong YaoYue probably would not forgive me if I do not participate. But its not like I am Superman. If I am the only person on the team who can y, we would not get a good result no matter what dont tell me that I am also responsible for training them? Every morning, I learn Yin Yang Sanshou from gramps, I secretly manage the adult goods store every day during ss, I also have to deal with surprise attacks that Ai ShuQiao couldunch at any time... I am busy as hell, and now I am responsible for training the boys in our ss in basketball? Speak of the devil. Right when I was thinking about this matter, the ss leader was walking towards me. Liu HuaiShui snickered next to me: Hey, hey, your beautiful ss leader is here! Why are you not going to greet her? Its probably not convenient to speak here since theres too many people! I waved my hand: Its fine, continue ying. Based on prior experience, if the ss leader approaches me in school, then it is usually for official business. As expected, when she got closer she first took a look at the field before she turned to me and said: Ye Lin, did you know about the basketball tournament in half a month? I nodded. As a PEmittee member, do you have any reason to not personally lead the team? I shook my head. Thats good.. The ss leader breathed a sigh of relief and said, I can actually give teacher Yu some relief if you can give win an award for the 2-3 ss. Wait! Wait for a second! I only agreed to lead the team, I never said I would win! ss 2-1 and 2-4 should be fine, but ss 2-2 has Shen ShaoYi and Liu HuaiShui! Li ErLeng is also in their ss! If the sinister Liu HuaiShui puts Li ErLeng on the court to carry out foul tactics, who would dare to pass in front of him! So I listed the difficulties to the ss leader. After listening to my exnation quietly, she did not question me about any certain difficulty, but instead asked: Are there any difficulties that absolutely cannot be ovee? I blinked. It seems that there are none. Since you can ovee it through hard work, please work hard for the honor of the ss! I will get the whole ss to support you. Huh? You make it sound easy! I frowned, I dont really have a sense of honor like you. If you make me train these amateurs and pit me against masters from the school team, Ill overwork myself to death. Even if I do win, its just a que on a wall! You would be happy looking at it, but what about me? What benefits would you give me! The ss leader held her chin in thought, then suddenly asked: Was my stewed beef and potatoes good? It was good... It was delicious! Especially after eating the pig slop served in the cafeteria, I would salivate every time your food is mentioned! If you take the tournament seriously and work hard to train everyone. In addition, if you manage to take number among the sses in our grade.... Then what? I asked impatiently. Under my questioning, the ss leaders eyebrows seemed to be determined. Then, I will open my family restaurant to you. As long as you make an appointment on the previous day, you cane to my house for dinner the next day, valid until summer vacation begins! I counted with my fingers. It was currently May, if I was lucky, then I could get at least a month of dinners at the ss leaders home. Of course, it would be shamelessly asking for a meal every day. The reward sounds good, but I think people should set their goals higher. Thus I joked: ss leader, what if I surpass the goal? Surpass the goal? The ss leader did not understand. Uh, what if we not only took first among our year, but we also beat the third years, and became the champion of the entire school? At that time, wouldnt it be too stingy just to treat me to a meal? What else do you want? The ss leader seemed to be troubled by my insatiable greed and unconsciously bit her lower lip. Glory, ss leader, think about it, its the honor and glory of bing the school champion! I tried to fuel the fire, Even you girls who are the strongest at volleyball has not won the school championship! If the PEmittee member you appointed lead the team to win the school championship, wouldnt you be respected, and our ss teacher Yu would be happy to the point where snot would flow out of his nose? Unexpectedly, the hesitation on the ss leaders left as quickly as it came. She quickly recovered her calmness and said to me coldly: Wait until you actually take the championship! How sly! After watching Captain Guo SongTao, the ss leader immediately understood the skill level of the third years, it would not be easy for me to make a dent! I did not give up and repeated: Theres always a possibility. If you dont tell me the reward beforehand, Ill ask for whatever I want once we take the championship. You better not regret it at that time! I was not sure when Liu HuaiShui and the other three yers moved further away, leaving space under the basketball hoop for me and the ss leader. It was as if the topic of conversation between us had changed from a business to a private matter. I was also not sure what I said wrong. The ss leader did not respond for a long time, but her attention was focused on the court. When the ss leader spoke again, the topic shifted towards an unexpected direction. Ye Lin, I have something I want to ask you.... What? Ive never told anyone this before. Although it doesnt feel appropriate to tell you, it feels even more inappropriate to tell a girl... Anyway, I want to hear your opinion. The ss leader is rarely this coy! What do you need my opinion on? Umm... Ye Lin, if you had a sister, would you have abnormal feelings towards them? Huh? Dont scare me! How does the ss leader know about Ai Mi? I never had any abnormal feelings towards my sister! Also, I did not know she was my sister at the time! I was entrapped! It was that damn homo Peng TouSi who almost caused me to push down my sister! The ss leader did not notice my strangeplexion, and she continued to speak quieter: Actually,st night when I was asleep, Xiao Zhe came to my room. He... even lifted my nkets... I... I quickly woke up and drove him out, but he had no intention of self-reflection. He just thought he was unlucky that he was discovered... Ye Lin, do you think my brothers behavior is normal? Do all boys do this stuff during puberty? Chapter 192 – Deceptive Specialis t Normal? Normal my ass! Its not normal slipping into your sisters bedroom at night. He is on the path of bing a sister fucker and being sent to Juvie! The problem is does Shu Zhe even have the ability to be a rapist? Its not the same with me and Ai Mi (I can overpower her with one hand, but this is only an example, please do not doubt my integrity) Shu Zhe, you do not even have enough physical strength to overpower your sister! The ss leaders goal is to be an omnipotent criminal police officer. She rides her bike to and from school, she participates in PE activities, and she never rxes on physical training... Her spike alone is enough to give you a concussion! Yet you did not even prepare any sleeping pills. It doesnt seem like your style! Also, did you not say you had no interest in your sister! Dont you already have a girlfriend! For what reason did you extend your vile hands towards your sister? I was not able to y basketball properly with those thoughts in my mind, and it caused captain Guo SongTao to get a lot of free points. Liu HuaiShui ridiculed me by saying I ce hoes before bros, but I had no retort. I realized there was still 15 minutes of break left after the game ended, so I ran directly to the first floor of the school to look for her brother without discussing it with the ss leader. Shu Zhe was sitting on a window ledge ying with his phone with the windows open. It was a beautiful day outside and he was spending his time leisurely. I walked up and flicked him on the forehead. Who is it! Shu Zhe raised his head unhappily. He almost fell out the window after seeing me in a fit of rage. Bro- Brother Ye Lin, why are you here? He had a fake smile on his face. Ha, why cant Ie to a lower-grades hallway if you can sneak into your sisters bedroom in the middle of the night. I said as I prepared to kick him out the window. Although it was only the first floor, Shu Zhe was still tremendously scared. Maybe he was afraid his new clothes would get dirtied by the flower garden outside. Oh... its about that! Let me exin! Its only because I sent a wrong text! Wrong text? Thats right! Shu Zhe awkwardly nodded, I sent a good night text to Xiao Li before I went to sleep, but I identally sent it to my sister! In order to make me believe him, he gave me his sparkly new phone and let me look at the text he sentst night: Li, dont forget about our date Saturday at Dolphin Park. Sweet dreams! In the To section, it clearly wrote: Annoying Sister. Now do you understand, brother Ye Lin? Itll be over if my sister sees that text! Shu Zhe waved his hands exaggeratedly, Luckily my sister sleeps earlier than me and she always turns off her phone. In order to not let her see that message the next morning, I could only sneak in and quietly erase the message! Shu Zhes exnation seemed reasonable and it did not seem like there were any holes. I slightly pondered about it for a moment. If you were only looking for her cellphone, why did you lift up her nkets? She even told you about that? She really doesnt treat you as an outsider! Shu Zhe was extremely anxious as if I was a loan sharking for debt. I didnt know where she ced her phone, so I wanted to take a look under her pillow! Do you think theres even anything to look at under there? Isnt it just a set of pajamas? She wears even more clothes than the female PEmittee member from your ss! He did not seem to be faking his disgust when describing his sisters sleepwear. I rxed slightly. Although Shu Zhe was far from being a good kid, he was not nearly as perverted as Eunuch Cao. If Eunuch Cao had a sister like the ss leader, he would have caused a tragedy a long time ago. Right when I was about to return his phone, a QQ icon lit up. I unconsciously tapped it and saw the content of the message: Please recruit some more real workers. Theres been too few dogstely and the boss is dissatisfied. The message left me bewildered. I took a closer look at the id of the user who sent the message, and it was actually a name I was familiar with: Rhonin. Was it a coincidence? After all, Rhonin is a character from WoW, so its not umon for his name to be used as a username. But I could only think of the bad egg who tried to steal Obama when I put together Rhonin and dogs. He even called Xia B and Zhao GuangTou to block me and the ss leader in an alley, which could have led to a disastrous ending! Shu Zhe asked for his phone back after he realized I was reading his QQ message. How can you do this! Even my sister wont look at my personal files! You... Youre infringing upon my human rights! Human rights? I sneered, Only good people have rights, a criminal still wants rights? Im not a criminal! You cant look at my messages! He started to struggle, but it was futile. Even his ssmates who passed by would lower their heads and walk faster. You wont let me look at your messages? The more you dont want me to look, the more I want to look! I opened the chat history between Shu Zhe and Rhonin. I began to frown after reading only a few pages. One of the sections cleared up my questions: Zhe Bie: Ive contacted a couple more elementary school kids. Theyll bring the dogs to you if they manage to get their hands on any. Dont forget to tell the boss about my cut. Rhonin: I wont forget. Man, your job is so rxed, you can make money without moving. Zhe Bie: (Lol Emoji) Mentalbor is also tiring. Dont be discontent, you guys still get the bigger cut. Rhonin: Its still not as rxed as you. A few days ago, my two bosses were beaten up. I really want to learn from you and con grade school kids to be my legmen so I dont have to be put in danger. (sigh) This conversation was shocking to see. I took a look at Shu Zhes subgroups, and there was a group called Real Workers with over 100 users! What the fuck is this! Are you a MLM or the Italian mob?! Were you referring to this when you told me you had a new money making opportunity? Are you acting as a middleman and hiring grade schoolers to kidnap dogs simply because the market is there?! Even that scoundrel Rhonin admires your rxed job! He used a WoW character as his username, and you named yourself after a famous Mongolian sniper? Which fucking part of you rtes to a sniper! You have nothing inmon with your sister other than having good eyesight! Your sister would die from a broken heart if she found out you were earning dirty money from a dog kidnapping group! Also, this Rhonin friend of yours almost gang-raped your sister! Shu Zhe you really are one unchanging deceptive scum! Shu Zhe inferred that I saw his chat history after seeing my expression. He still tried to justify his actions to me: Brother Ye Lin, dont worry about me, its not anything serious. I only found people doing this by chance. They were hiring dog catchers on an online forum and I realized I could exploit the opportunity to be a middle man. I took the opportunity to hire a couple of grade schoolers and earn some middleman fees. You should know grade schoolers are a bit dumb and they dont even know Im taking advantage of them... Theyve never met me online or offline. My cut would get transferred to an Alipay ount at set times, even if they all get caught by the police, I wont get caught... This QQ ount is also not my usual QQ ount... Think about it. Why would you not do easy work? Brother Ye Lin, dont tell my sister, I... Ill split my profits, 70 to 30, no, 60 to 40! You can also protect me from being bullied at 28 Middle. I squeezed Shu Zhes phone until it started to squeak. Chapter 193 – Rope Model I asked Shu Zhe: Have you thought about how the dog owners feel? Shu Zhe smiled as if it did not concern him. Even though I held onto his hands tightly, he still rxed his body and leaned against the window sill. Its not like I stole the dog, I only earned some money as the middleman... Ow ow ow ow ow dont crush my hands! My hand is gonna break! Dont do this anymore in the future! Otherwise, youll eventually get arrested! Do you understand? I stared at him fiercely and he had no choice but to nod his head. I understand... Hurry up and let go! Shu Zhe, Im not joking around! My face darkened and I threatened him with honest truth, Ill definitely break your legs if you keep breaking thew! Okay, okay! Shu Zhe agreed in a haste, but I could see theck of sincerity in his eyes. If I think about it, the reason why Shu Zhe wants additional ie is because he has a girlfriend who spends money like water. Even if he listened to me and broke off his rtions with the dog kidnapping group, there is no guarantee he will not look for other illegal money making opportunities. Unless, he can find a legal and profitable source of ie, but it seems unlikely since he is only in middle school. By the way, why am I worrying about him? I can barely save myself! When the afternoon bell rang, I warned Shu Zhe to not participate in illegal activities or I would give him a painful death. He agreed, but his eyes shone with a hint of craftiness. I picked up his phone in a fit of anger. I found his ssroom teacher from his address book and began to write a message while I asked: Isnt your ssroom teacher a young woman? I heard she recently graduated from university and shes still not married? Shu Zhe was stunned for a moment, Yeah, she even got scolded for wearing fis stockings to ssst semester! They said she disturbed students during ss and it was a bad influence for young boys in puberty.... I smiled slightly after I finishedposing a text addressed to the fis stockings teacher. Then, I stuck the phone in front of Shu Zhe to let him read it. The shocking words on the screen read: I love you, will you marry me? I pressed the send button right in front of Shu Zhes wide open mouth. You... How can you make that kind of joke! How will I exin it to the teacher! I tossed the phone back to him. This was enough to keep him busy for the rest of the day, but it was far from a punishment. Every time I recall the pet dogs sold by him, or how he will break his sisters heart, I feel like he deserves to pay a bigger price for his actions. My dad was not there when I got home. A notepad application popped up after I turned on theputer. It wrote: Xiao Lin, I wanted to run the business for a while during lunch, but I never thought you would do a better job than me. I didnt have anything to do so I wanted to drink again, but I took the chance to write you this before I got drunk... The below text basically talked about where the keys are, and how I could use the cash freely. My dadpletely omitted anything about Ai ShuQiao as if that painful phone conversation was only a nightmare. Thats just how my dad and I behave. Once one of us is depressed, the other one will definitely raise in spirits, kind of like a teeter-totter. Although I want to see how my dad reacts when I go into a drunken craze, it was not time to rx as I had too much work. I ordered a bowl of Mn ramen and ate while doing my homework. I was also managing the business at the same time, it would be good if I had three heads and six arms. Director Caos portrait lit up on my dads QQ panel. He always likes to voice chat with my dad when hes bored about the AV industry or personal hobbies of H manga authors. He knows my dad has been unhappy recently, but he does not know what exactly caused it. If we dont bring it up, then he wont ask. He seems to have a good tacit understanding of the bond between men. Director Cao knew that I was the one managing the store for the past couple of days. When he said some words of admiration, he also promised me he would drag him back here if my dad goes to his ce looking for a drinking buddy. Xiao Ye Zi, do you want to take this opportunity to learn some interesting stuff from me? I said while finishing up my ramen: Director Cao, dont you film AV? Do you also sell adult goods? Hmph, dont look down on me! Ive chatted a lot with your father and he shared a lot of stuff about the store with me! If thats the case, Im all ears. My dad rarely discussed his business with me before since I had conflicting feelings towards it (I still have it now). Stuff like condoms dont really fetch a good price since you can get them pretty much anywhere! I experienced it personally myself. Today, that dude wasted half a ss amount of time and he did not even buy a single condom. Since the name of your store is Happy Valley Love Shop (TN: Ill keep the name as is, but the Chinese name is called adult goods or interests/fetish) then you should bring out the interests portion of your name, kind of like how I focus on interests and appeal when I film an AV! What exactly increases interest, you ask? Various kinds of S&M equipment! Cosy costumes such as female police, stewardess, nurse outfits, and much more... You have to capitalize on that area! But my dad said that although weve ordered these products before, they dont sell well! Director Cao feigned a couple of mysterious coughs, Xiao Ye Zi, Ive discussed this problem with your dad before, the answer is simple The product pictures you guys use doesnt arouse the customers interests! Arent they all actual photos though? What should I do? Idiot! Whats the point of showing a picture of a nurse uniform! You have to take a picture of a model wearing it! Whats the point of seeing new clothes wrapped up! Its more effective if its a picture of a wrapped up model! Didnt you know that models who model specifically for S&M goods are known as rope models? Rope model? (TN: Google shibari model. NSFW!!!!!) Thats right! Dont copy photos from other stores or people will report you, you have to have a distinguishing characteristic if you want to attract customers, you have to find a model who stands out from the masses. In my opinion, the best candidate would be a girl from your school! The younger the better! Jie Jie Jie Jie From what Ive heard from my son, dont you have a girlfriend who always clings to you? You can get her help! What? Are you referring to Xiao Qin? You damn lolicon! Do you want me to put Xiao Qin in handcuffs, stuff a ball gag in her mouth, string her up with rope, and take pictures of her to put online for you to see? Stop dreaming! I wouldnt do something so sexually ambiguous with Xiao Qin! Also, Xiao Qin is still considered my girlfriend even if its in name only. Why would I let everyone see embarrassing pictures of her? Director Caos tone was filled with disappointment after he heard I wont make Xiao Qin be a rope model. Sigh, if I hire a professional. One set of photos would probably cost seven or eight hundred bucks! Its not that cost-effective. A bulb suddenly lit up in my head, I had a cool idea. If its only a picture, does it matter if the model is male or female? Isnt there a person who feels no burden even when I abuse him, and feels self righteous even if you deduct his wages? This punishment would be considered lightpared to the evil deeds hemitted in the past! He would also make money! Doesnt he love money! I obviously wont be that kind-hearted and pay him the market price of 800 for a set of photos. I will pay him at most 200 or less. The disguise should not be seen through. Last time, Eunuch Cao only gave him a wig and it fooled that trap lover and Xiao Qin. If I think about it, we have a huge inventory of wigs at home! We were hoping they would get sold along with the nurse outfits, but no one bought them and its going to be infested by bugs soon! The next step is to think of a way to trick Shu Zhe toe to my house and be a specialized rope model for my store. ss leader, dont me me. Its better than letting your brother hang around people whomit crimes. Although I was weighed down by responsibilities and my schedule became more packed, I slept better that night believing I nned a good thing. This might be what they mean by good people get good rewards. Chapter 194 – Scam I actually have a bit of a cold. The origin of the problem traces back to Xiao Qin. Yesterday, when I returned to ss after ying basketball, I found Xiao Qin in a deep sleep on her own desk using my jacket as a pillow. Her squishy face, her soft breathing, and her slightly flushed cheeks due to feelings of happiness reminded me of the cat my grandparents used to have. You cannot help but want to scratch her little nose with your fingers. But I held myself back. This ss was changed at thest minute from Chemistry to self-study, so it would be a perfect time for me to run the online shop. I should forget about peace and quiet if I wake Xiao Qin. Moreover, I remember she was huping non-stop during lunch. Who knows if she would still keep huping after she wakes up? Thats why I will let her use my jacket as a pillow for the time being. Dont misunderstand, its not that I do not want to disturb her sleep, but I simply do not wish to be disturbed. As a result, I caught a cold because I had a lot of sweat on my body after ying basketball and I only wore a vest. But, this cannot prevent me from going on my morning run around Dong Shan Lake and my training with gramps. The weather was pretty nice, it had the perfect amount of wind and sun. Gramps was sitting on a bench on thekeside with a radio broadcasting loudly next to him. ....Due to North Koreas Partys website being attacked by American hackers, Kim Jong-Un expressed the intention of retaliating against South Korea... Although gramps usually always carries around a radio, he rarely ys it this loud. I raised my voice and yelled at gramps: Gramps, I wont be able to hear you if you y the radio this loud! Gramps pointed at a small cluster of greenery about 20 meters behind me, It doesnt matter if you cant hear me clearly. Its fine as long as the person following you wont be able to hear. I was astonished and turned around quickly. Sure enough, I spotted a person wearing a gray windbreaker who was hiding in the shadows of the greenery. He was acting suspiciously and he immediately hid when I turned around. Is that... a private detective? He looks to be about thirty or forty years of age and he has facial hair like Mouri Kogoro from Detective Conan. He walked noiselessly and I cannot believe I did not realize he was following me (it might be because of my cold affecting my attention). If it was not for gramps reminder, who knows how long he would follow me! By the way, I thought private detectives in China only take cases investigating mistresses or finding the ones who owe you money? Its not like I am someones mistress, so why are you following me? Could it be... that he was hired by Ai ShuQiao to investigate me? Because even though biologically, we are mother and son, she does not know anything about me, so she has to investigate me beforeunching an attack? Is it because of know yourself, know your enemy, and you wille unscathed through a hundred battles? It seems she is looking down on me! No matter how I look at him, he looks like the type who advertises on newspapers and gets their ad ced right under the ad that says Traditional Chinese Medicines for STDs. Even if you wanted to investigate me, you should at least hire detectives at the same level as Conan or Kindaichi! This guy who looks like Mouri Kogoro does not look too bright! Do you know why hes following you? Gramps spoke in a vigor and was able to hear him clearly even with the static of the radio. I did not want to exin the sob story that happened in my family, so I told a small lie and said it was a normal enemy. How did you make them into an enemy? Gramps asked and said coldly without waiting for my response, Dont expect my help if youmitted a sexual crime Its a taboo for families who have a daughter. The minimum standard for martial artists is to be righteous and againstscivious crimes, do you understand? Gramps, how low is your trust for me! Do I look that much like a rapist? Would you take care of me if you found that that I did defile another familys girl? Even though we do not refer to each other as master and student, should we not have at least developed a bit of affection? It hurts me when youre this doubtful of me, Im almost going to cry... Oh, although I did not really cry, I did have snot dripping down and I quickly wiped it up with a napkin. Due to the volume of the radio, and I did not have gramps voice projection ability, I could only shriek back: I didnt do anything bad! The reason why we became enemies is because... I suddenly remembered the time when I sent Xia B and Zhao GuangTou to the hospital, so I said: Its because someone else wanted tomit sexual crimes and I stopped them because I wanted toply with your teachings. Thats why they harbor hard feelings against me and want to get revenge! It was not entirely a lie, but today was the first time gramps told me that martial artists have to stay on the right track and prevent lewdness. If he thought about it carefully, he would know it was all nonsense when I said I wanted toply with your teachings. But I found out a long time ago that gramps has no integrity, and he loves beingplimented. After hearing mypliments, he had an unconceble expression of joy on his face. He slightly nodded his head at me while stroking his long beard. Good! Thats more like it! Do you have a cellphone? Huh? Isnt your line of thought changing too quickly? Did you ask if I have a cellphone because you want to reward me for my heroic deed? But I already have a cellphone, it would be better if you taught me Fa Jin instead of giving me an extra phone! After asking if I had a cellphone, gramps said: Your cellphone can record, right? Get your record function ready, then keep running around Dong Shan Lake. Dont run too fast or too slow. Turn around immediately and start filming when you hear my scream! Do you understand! Eh? Shouldnt it be easy to beat up a private detective with your skills? Why would you be the one screaming! And you also want me to record it... what are you really up to? Dont worry about that! Just record when I tell you to record, stop wasting time! Gramps got angry and I could only do ording to what he says. I began to fake run while Gramps was shouting at me from behind: Make sure you act quicklyter on! Use more light! Learn properly from me, theres skill involved! What skill? The skill to scream miserably? If I wanted to learn to scream, I could watch the stuff on my dads hard drive! From the screams of Fuck me from the unrestrained West to the Yamete of the graceful Japanese. Regardless if you had heavy or light tastes, you would not forget these sounds! Who wants to listen to an 80-year-old mans screams! This taste is second only to an 80-year-old grandmother! As I ran forward, I looked behind me with the corner of my eyes. I was not at ease with what gramps wanted to do. Of course, I did not forget to hold my strange phone in my hand. This phone had a one button record function, perhaps it was designed to film secretly. It also has no warning sounds, so it seems there are still advantages to knock off phones. Once I started to run, the private detective came out in a sh. He even raised up his pants to pretend he was just taking a piss. Gramps closed the radio and stood up from the bench to stretch, and he began... morning exercises. Gramps, thats enough! You are trying to do exercises even an eighteen year old cant do! Even the private detective was scared by you, and hes running around you in an unnatural motion! When gramps did the rotating exercises, he suddenly lost bnce and crashed into the private detective. The private detective could not dodge in time and he was hit squarely on the shoulders and forced back a step. Then the following that urred did not obey thews of physics. Gramps sturdy body floated backward like a piece of paper in a gale, and it was apanied with a blood-curdling scream: Ah ahhhh!!! His fake scream sounded like he was singing in an opera. To an outsider, it looks like gramps hit his head hard and he is either dead or heavily injured. But from my point of view, Gramps used the Hua Jin abilities of his muscles and he fell back effortlessly like he was falling on top of a spring form mattress. Even though I know these facts, the detective does not. He was originally focused on me, but he was at a loss when he suddenly saw a white-haired old man lying in front of him. Grampsid on the ground and pretended to be heavily injured. He held his limbs and screamed strangely: He hit me! Hes gonna kill this old man! Dont move, take me to the hospital! He sent me nces to remind me to record it while acting like he was paralyzed in front of the private detective. I immediately understood gramps n and I was halfway betweenughter and tears. This is insurance fraud! I cant believe youre using illegal methods and trying to extort people through fraud! You even want me to record as if its like I am a material witness? But the shock on the detectives face made me happy. I could not help but walk towards them and join on in the act. I said to the private detective: Yikes, youre in trouble now! Chapter 195 – Subway to Film City I thought the private detective who was scammed would act a bit more courageous. He should have at least argued for his case and add resisted a bit. Who knew he would turn around and run immediately after the situation got worse for him, and leave us hanging. Gramps flipped himself off the ground and ordered me to pat the dust off his back. Did you record the whole thing? Gramps asked, Can you see his face clearly? After I showed Gramps the video on my phone, Its pretty clear. Its clear enough to be used as evidence in court. Gramps nodded his head in satisfaction, Not bad, we can use this footage for exchange if the other party manages to catch onto your weakness... If they dont agree, Ill provide my testimony. I have a ton of issues due to my age such as arthritis, or gastritis, and when the timees, Ill me it all on them! I agreed that there was worth in keeping the video, but not for extortion and ckmail. Rather, the skill that gramps used to fall down was exceptional and it would be interesting if I was also able to learn in. Of course, I will not imitate the way he screamed cause that was too embarrassing. After we chased away the private detective who only had a battle power of 5, I started to happily learn Yin Yang Sanshou from gramps. But after a while, gramps wanted me to go home and rest because I had symptoms of a cold. Huh? Im fine though? I was not putting up a front. The cold was at a level where I could ignore it, and I would get better by drinking some hot water. Gramps clicked his tongue, Do you think Im worried about you? Im worried about myself! Who knows if you have the bird flu or not? Hurry up and go home, what would you do if you infected me! I could only wave to the heartless gramps and head home to drink some hot water. Saturday came quickly, and it was the day where Xiao Qin and I were supposed to visit the film city. As I predicted, I did not need any medicine. I was able to get over my cold by simply reducing the amount of exercise I did and smothering myself with nkets to sweat it out. I was very pleased with my Spartan constitution. Last night was a rare case where my dad did not stay out the whole night, but he was still not up when I got up. I saw that there were some leftover stir-fried intestines in the fridge that my dad brought back from a pub, so I warmed it up and finished it. I left a note under a can of tea leaves on the dining table: Dad, Im going out with some ssmates today. We wont have anything to eat today if you dont manage the store. It was not that serious since we usually do not have a lot of expenditures. We can even eat air for a while, but it would be better to give him some external pressure. We still took the subway when I went to the film city with Xiao Qin. Unlike Beijingsplicated subway lines, which is like a country map, Dongshan City only has one subway line. The line which passes through the Xicheng District and leads directly to film city. It is said that the main reason for this design was to attract foreign investment and allow the tourism industry to flourish. Xiao Qin suggested that Auntie Ren could drive us to the set (Since Auntie Ren has to go anyway), but I did not agree. My cold might rpse if I have to sit together with Auntie Ren in her bumblebee. At DongShan Lake subway station, the one nearest to my home, I saw Xiao Qin who had been waiting for a long time, but her eyes were shining. Xiao Qin still wore her cute cartoon skirt, and she was carrying a Mickey Mouse backpack. She waved at me when she saw me and her expression was even brighter than the morning sun. I realize that Xiao Qin felt happy too easily, but happiness does note as easy for me: Is it because I received nothing, or is it because I have too many wants? No, ultimately, isnt it because Xiao Qin is too dumb? And its not like Xiao Qin has fewer wants than me! The thing she wants is me! Topletely possess a person is an unimaginable extravagance in todays very-free society! Therefore, I must not rx my defenses around Xiao Qin. I must act like a scum boyfriend and make sure she hates me so she would get as far away from me as possible. But as we sat together on the subway. I felt time slip away as I watched us speed past the billboards outside. Also, even if neither of us brought it up, we both knew the objective of today was to visit Ai Mi. To visit my sister who was born from another father. Xiao Qin was able to learn about my rtionship with Ai Mi, yet she still feigned innocence. But looking at it from another perspective, isnt caring about your boyfriends sister one of the criteria of being a good girlfriend? No, I cannot keep thinking about it! Did Xiao Qin move to the rtive hand after her seduction hand was ineffective? How would I be defeated this easily? Its useless even if you win my favor by pretending to care about Ai Mi! Anyway, you have impure motives. You probably want to restore the very system and turn me into your love ve. When I was thinking about a serious life question, Xiao Qin sneakily reached over and poked me on my leg, it was not far from my ass. Hey, hey, what are you doing? I said angrily, Dont think you wont be punished if you molest a male! My voice was a bit loud and many passengers turned to look at us, especially Xiao Qin. Xiao Qin lowered her head in embarrassment. Ye Lin ssmate... Im not trying to molest you, I only wanted to hold your hand... But you have your arms crossed in front your chest like youre angry. Did I do something to upset you...? This is not an angry pose, its a thinking pose! Also, why do you have to hold my hands! Look at the other couples here, none of them are acting this intimate! I wouldnt know if I dontpare, but I was shocked when I looked around. I unintentionally swept my gaze around the subway and saw most of the couples were very young (one pair might have been in elementary school). Their actions were also very brazen, holding hands was nothing inparison. There was a male student with a lock of dyed red hair lying on his girlfriendsp! It seems like Xiao Qin asking to hold my hand is actually a request with restraint! I had no choice and stuck out a rough and dry hand for her to hold. She acted as if she was a hamster receiving delicious nuts from her owner, and she made a gleeful sound form her throat. Then she grasped my hand with her soft and smooth hand. I felt a bit nervous. It was not because Xiao Qin was holding my hand, nor was it because I would meet Auntie Ren. But rather, it was because a fundamental change happened to the rtionship with Ai Mi. The way I look at her, the way I treat her, must all be shifted back onto the proper path: the way a brother treats his sister. But after considering Peng TouSis request, I will not let her know that I am her brother for the time being. After I did not shake off her hand, Xiao Qin became even more presumptuous and leaned her head against my shoulder. her short hair shook gently along with the vibrations of the train. Her rose-scented shampoo mixed with her scent made me feel as if I was prancing through a field of flowers under the warm morning sun. Most of the time, Xiao Qin had her eyes closed with a sweet expression on her face. But every time we arrived at a station, she would open her eyes and see if there were any acquaintances and if I was angry. I feel like Ye Lin ssmate is gentler than usual? Xiao Qin leaned against my shoulders in a daze as if she was about to fall asleep. Does my body really have a calming aura? However, the scent on your body only makes me excited! I was the one who took your jacket as a pillow a few days ago and caused you to catch a cold... but you didnt scold me... Wu.... Xiao Qin made a sound and turned her face slightly. It was equivalent to turning in your sleep, and her voice sounded more and more like she was sleep talking. (*^__^*) Hehe.... In order to repay your kindness, Ill give birth to a lot of your kids in the future.... Enough! I know you are bad at math, but what strange calction did you calcte in which me catching a cold resulted in having to give birth to a lot of kids! After riding for 20 stops, we arrived at Dongshan Film City that the government had been heavily advertising. Chapter 196 – Patriots Can Be Seen Everywhere The film city covers an area of more than 100 hectares. Its initial construction cost was over one billion. It was the previous mayor of the city who borrowed money and issued lottery tickets to raise enough money to construct this magnificent movie city from the ground up. It has be one of the few tourist attractions and stable sources of ie of Dongshan City. But unfortunately, the hard-working mayor was removed from his position before it was built because his mistress was unting her wealth on Weibo. Thus, his sessor was able to pick up an almost ready-made project. Now, whenever elderly people in Dongshan City talk about the previous mayor, they would always sigh and feel like he wasted a good opportunity: He was perfectly fine, why did he have to go and find a lover? If he just endured it a bit longer, he might have gotten promoted! Thats right, and this new mayor can reap the benefits the previous mayor created. He would giddily report the 7.1% economic growth to the higher-ups every time... But from what Ive heard, because of what happened to his predecessor, he doesnt even have the guts to wear a good watch! There were other rumors that said: The previous mayor had actual military experience, so the country nned to make him fight for his country instead of a punishment. He was sent to Africa to fight over diamonds against the anti-government gueri groups, not sure if this was true or not. In summary, Dongshan Film City, which includes film and television shooting bases, tourist attractions, hotels, restaurants, and nightclubs is full of grandeur, wealth, extravagance, and waste. It is in line with the wishes of domestic and foreign production crews. After leaving the subway station, Xiao Qin brought me to the entrance of section C with ease. She showed her relevant personnel ID to an elderly guard, and after registering my name, she finally brought me inside the base of operations sessfully. Because the ce was mainlyposed of ancient architectural styles, I thought that they would definitely be filming an ancient period drama. I didnt expect to see over 90% of the crews filming anti-Japanese dramas. On top of a city gate from the Ming Dynasty, a Chinese soldier screamed while holding arge sword: Return mynd! More than twenty Japs across from him fell off the city walls like Humpty Dumpty. Not sure if he used Kamehameha or Buddhas palm. There was a dejected Jap (I found outte he was actually Japanese) who was being scolded by a big bellied Chinese director: Youre not acting like a Jap! You gotta be more violent, more aggressive! When the big-bellied director saw me walk by, he ran towards me as if he found a great treasure. But because he was too fat, he had a head full of sweat after running only a few steps, and then he yelled at me to stop. Hey! Which set are you from? Do you have any interest in making a guest appearance as a Jap? We have one rape, pige, kill, and plunder scene. I was upset to the point of almost vomiting blood. Is my face that ferocious and frightening that even China will not ept me and I must be exiled to the Japs? I clenched my teeth, and showed my rejection with a look of hatred. But the director did not get angry, he only shook his head in regret, and began to scold the Japanese actor even more: Do you see that! Thats the expression of a real Jap! You better learn quickly! Dont becent just because youre fluent in Japanese! Doesnt your character die in three episodes? It would be hard for you to find your next job if your performance is always this mediocre! After seeing a 12-seat electric car pass by every 5 minutes on an inner road, I realized Xiao Qin deliberately took me on a walk because she wanted to be alone with me. Um... Ye Lin ssmate, can you lend me your phone for a bit? I wont look at your texts, I just want to see the design... is it okay? Xiao Qin requested anxiously. I know Xiao Qin wanted to buy matching phones, but this knock off was not easily purchasable, so I handed her my phone while feeling at ease. Xiao Qin found out that she needed two hands to hold the crap phone. Because the screen was toorge, there was a lot of space between the keys of the on screen keyboard. Xiao Qin was not even able to properly dial a number with the length of her thumbs. Xiao Qin sighed pathetically. I... might not be able to get the same phone as you... I couldnt find the same one online, and my mom already bought me a cellphone. I didnt want to use it myself when you didnt have one... Looks like I can only use the phone my mom bought me, how regrettable... Why would you want to get the same phone as mines when you already have one at home! Whats the point! Oh right! I should put my number in your phone! Xiao Qin already opened the contacts list before I had the chance to stop her. Fortunately, there was only the home contact in my phone. I still did not have a chance to enter the number the ss leader gave. It seems that its still written on the English workbook that I left in my desk at school. Xiao Qin saw my empty address book and could not conceal her inner excitement, and she immediately began creating her own entry. I saw her typing my dearest wife next to the contact name with her clumsy hands... Whose wife are you? Do you want my caller id to disy my dearest wife every time you call? Are you trying to slowly brainwash me?! Also, why do you look so happy entering your name, but look confused when trying to enter your number! Did you forget your own number? After watching Xiao Qin rack her brains for 5 or 6 minutes, I snatched my phone back from her. I pressed the cancel button under her protests and deleted the contact with a corny name. Lets wait until you actually remember you phone number! I shoved the phone back into my pocket. Xiao Qin wanted to hug onto one of my arms, but I thought Auntie Ren would catch us again, so I declined her: Are you still in the mood to flirt after seeing this many martyrs throw away their lives in order to repel the Japanese invaders? Xiao Qin pouted, What does Japanese invaders have to do with me holding your arm! Also, its like these sets are filming martial arts films instead of Japanese resistance films! Every time Ie here I can see them killing Japs! After Xiao Qin and I continued our nonsense conversation for a bit longer. We finally arrived on the set of the Magic Cauldron, and it made me burst into tears of joy. This was actually the only American film that had a bit of a Chinese period drama feel. It was currently around nine in the morning, and 40 to 50 people were acting out an imperial pce scene. The empty square in front of the pce walls had dragons carved from white marble. Its obvious it was mimicking the style of Beijings Forbidden City. There was a temporary mud wall set up about half a meter tall. Twelve warriors in full armor who were holding various weapons were getting ready to act in their scene. Although their armor glistened under the sun giving it a luxurious feel, you could instantly tell they were only minor characters. They were probably the imperial guards or such and they will be easily defeated by the protagonist or the BOSS. The proof: They must stand straight and still before the lead actor arrives. Even if a dragonflynded on their nose, they would be too afraid to swat it since they might make the director angry and get swapped out. It seems like minor characters have no human rights. I have heard before that although this movie isposed of half Americans and half Chinese, most of the Chinese only y minor characters since the Americans were the ones who provided the capital. They also had an inflexible requirement where you had to have passable English since you could onlymunicate in English on set. Those 12 warriors are probably all mypatriots. I cant believe they would make my countrymen stand for so long under the sun, how cruel! I was looking left and right for Ai Mi, but instead, I saw Auntie Ren walking towards us. Chapter 197 – Youth with Hemorrhoid Mom, youve worked hard! Xiao Qin acted like a pampered daughter and threw herself into Auntie Rens embrace. Auntie Ren rubbed her daughters head and sized me up while I stood there awkwardly. Hows your English? Auntie Ren suddenly asked. Eh? Why do you suddenly care about my English, I do remember that you said you would rmend me for a role if my English is up to par! I am not interested! I came here today with a different objective! Besides, my English grades are as shit as usual! Last week during a test, one of the questions was to write an English essay on penguins, but I thoughtlessly wrote about QQ! (TN: QQ is a social media tform that uses a penguin as its logo) Whats embarrassing is that I was not the only one who wrote it, Xiong YaoYue also believed QQ was the right answer, so I was criticized along with her! Right when I was at a loss for words, the main actor arrived on the scene. However, it was not Ai Mi, but a happy-go-lucky young man with x-colored hair, dark brown eyes, and Latin characteristics. I am not good at estimating ages of Westerners, but this person should be around 18, no more than 20 years old. He was currently a bit taller than me (But who knows about the future), he had sturdy muscles on his shoulder that was probably trained in a gym (this usually does not equate to actual battle strength). His costume seemed like it was a mix and match, like a Chinese explorer who sailed to the West to borrow a nket from Native Americans, and then proceeded to cut off a strip to use as a headband. Then he had a pair of jeans that looked like it was ground with a mortar, paired with a dragon embroidered on his chest. Honestly, I cannot tell which region of the world his tailor came from at all. Is this what foreigners mean when they say Oriental? But I have to admit that although it was mix and match, it did not look bad, and it brought out the actors passion and enthusiasm. Auntie Ren walked in front to direct his movements, but I did not understand anything since they only spoke in English. Xiao Qin came at the right time to help exin: My mom told Kyle to be careful of number 7s revolving elbow hit... oh right, the actors name is Kyle. Hes the main male lead, an American. My mom has a pretty good evaluation of him, she said that he worked the hardest out of all the young actors. He is the main male lead of this film? I remember Ai Mi was the main female lead, and the male and female leads are supposed to be lovers! So that means this kid is feeling up my sister every day? I dont know why I have this weird feeling in my heart! About that, Ai Mi and Kyle actually doesnt have a lot of physical contact. I read a bit of the script my mom brought home, and I thought the setup of the film was strange: Although Ai Mi looks like the female lead, shes actually antagonistic loli in the first part, and she only turns good in the second part. In the current storyline, Kyle is mainly dating the secondary female lead and the secondary male lead.... Wait, wait, wait! What did you say! The part about Ai Mi was not hard to understand since it was a prettymon plot line, but what do you mean when you said the male lead dates the secondary male lead? Ahhh~~~ Did I usenguage that you dont understand? Xiao Qin made a correction in a hurry, Inymans terms, its homosexuality! Nowadays, everyone is doing gay stuff, so the director thought he wouldnt get good ratings if he doesnt add any gay love! (TN: Honestly, I think I tranted it as a movie, but they were using a word that could mean both movie or TV show, I think in this case it might be a TV show.) After a slight pause, she said with worry: Although thats the case, please dont go along with the flow and be gay, okay? Ill definitely satisfy you more than a gay lover! When we were still talking, the fight between Kyle and the warriors who were standing on the set wall had started. The warriors advanced based on Auntie Rens arrangement. It looks like they were bullying one person with numbers, but they were actually being sent to receive a beating. Even though there were no sound or special effects, this scene looked a bit fake. But Kyle was able to carry a bit of the Oriental charm in his movements even though he has not been studying for very long, no wonder Auntie Ren praised him. If it was not a fist, it was a kick, and the warriors all jumped backward off the wall after receiving a heavy hit andnded safely on a cushion off the scene. I saw a thin steel wire attached to one of the warriors who was sent flying to the sky. Thest warrior who jumped on the wall caught my gaze. First of all, he did not have a steel wire attached to him, and he was able to use a beautifully executed 360 front flip tond on the wall. He had a great bnce and positioning, and it made the harmless weapon in his hands seem dangerous. Secondly, he had a long braid of hair behind his helmet which I did not like. Why do foreigners always think boys wear braids, females bind their feet, and will always stay that ignorant and uneducated? Although his actions were beautiful, a minor character will always be a minor character. After exchanging three blows with Kyle, he was struck on the waist with a punch and he threw himself onto the safety mat like the others. Kyles punch was pretty good, was it the result of Auntie Rens teachings? My ears basically became a decorative item since I was only surrounded by English speakers. Xiao Qin was giggling as she became my personalmentator. Ye Lin ssmate, did you know? Kyle is actually obsessed with Oriental culture, he even invited four Chinese teachers to learn Chinese. I even heard he often asks for guidance from Ai Mi to learn Chinese! Thats not strange because even though Ai Mis Chinese writing looks terrible, her speech is at a tenth grade level and should definitely be enough for a novice American. But it seems like Ai Mi isnt willing to teach him and keeps saying Kyle is wasting her time... Also, when the crew was in America, Kyle liked the trend of getting a Chinese character tattoo, and he wanted to tattoo the serve word based on Japanese samurai... Since Kyle knows the word serve represents Japanese samurai, then he was probably influenced by anime or Samurai Shodown. But the tattoo artist doesnt know Chinese and Kyle lost the paper with the word written on it. At the time, Ai Mi was nearby so Kyle asked her to help him write the word that represents samurai... As a result, Ai Mi wrote the word hemorrhoid, he thought it looked pretty simr so he delightfully asked the artist to tattoo it on him... Hemorrhoid? Even though I am your brother, I still feel you went a bit overboard! Usually, people learn the serve word before they learn hemorrhoid. You probably wrote out the wrong word intentionally! So.... that word is still on Kyles arm and no one wants to be the one to tell him... Xiao Qin stuck out her tongue as if she thought Ai Mis prank was interesting. After the scene ended, Kyle wiped the sweat on his forehead and actually imitated martial artists and did a fist cupped bow to the other 12 warriors and they responded with their greetings. It was a harmonious scene. I still did not remove my bias against Kyle, Hmph, whys he putting up an act even after he made everyone wait so long? Xiao Qin exined to me cautiously: Actually... the previous scene was supposed to be Ai Mis scene. Because she threw a fit and hid her costume, it took a long time for them to find it. Thats why they had to wait a long time, and in the end, they decided to shoot Kyles scene first... When she saw that I wanted to meet Ai Mi, Xiao Qin said: Ill take you to her. Then she took advantage of the opportunity to hold onto my hand. Chapter 198 – Revered Figure After I followed Xiao Qin to a ce with a lot of shade, I saw Ai Mis private car, or should I say RV. A dining room, bedroom, makeup room, and bathroom, whatever you need is there. The satellite on top of the RV can also receive over thirty different channels. ording to Peng TouSi, he would often bring the sleeping Ai Mi on the RV so they could clean up and eat on the road, and she can even sleep a bit more. By the way, Peng TouSi should be back in America being punished, right? I am not sure when he will be back, does Ai Mis sudden temper have anything to do with Peng TouSi leaving? But I had no idea what she was thinking when I saw her sitting crossed legged while wearing her costume. She was wearing sunsses with 004 and 005 to her left and right while sitting under a sun umbre and eating cantaloupe. A makeup artists who was wearing knee pads was currently kneeled in front of her and busy helping her put on makeup. Due to the result of Ai Mi constantly eating cantaloupe, her lipstick would have to get reapplied. But the makeup artist was too afraid to say anything since she did not want to make her mad. When Ai Mi saw me arrive suddenly, she was stunned, but then she turned away and pretended she did not see me after she saw Xiao Qin tightly holding onto my hand. Ai Mis costume was actually very pretty. ording to Xiao Qin, Ai Mi yed a character whose Chinese name was Jian. She was a descendant of a hero, but she was adopted by an evil demon king. She wore a vampire-esque cloak that was ck on the outside and red on the inside (the one that she hid and a worker had to find). The neckline was lotus-shaped, and on the inside, she was wearing a tight-fitting suit like she was a rtive of the emperor. She also had a pair of silver-colored wristbands on her bare arm. It can be said that it looks a bit sloppy but it was very fashionable, and it had a unique beauty. Ai Mis head ornaments were exceptionally beautiful. They used an ancient style headband adorned with jewels to deal with her ponytails. It gave an effect where her ponytails do not make her look particrly childish and it definitely helped her loli role in the show. Other than the outfit, the makeup artist also put in a lot of effort. Thin eyebrows without a single blemish, just the right amount of blush, and even the few strands of hair that were intentionally left behind the neck would cause any lolicon to be sent flying from their erupting nosebleed. But it is all useless if she does not go on scene. I signaled Xiao Qin to stop for the time being and I walked near Ai Mi alone. 004 and 005 did not block me, and only watched from a bit of a distance away and they unconsciously covered their crotch. Other than Peng TouSi, do any of the other bodyguards know that Ai Mi and I are siblings? If I think about it from Ai ShuQiaos perspective, there seems to be no reason to let the bodyguards know about it, and its probably another group of people who would have to deal with me. Perhaps it was out of respect for their leader, Peng TouSi, but these bodyguards treated me pretty well. At least they did not pick me up and toss me out like other fans. Why are you not going on? I dont think its good to make a lot of people wait for you. I used the dignity of an older brother to question Ai Mi. The makeup artist sent me a weird nce like, where did this brate from who has the guts to offend Ai ShuQiaos precious daughter. Im not happy today, so Im not going! Ai Mi threw the piece of cantaloupe on the ground and it attracted a lot of ants. Then, she proceeded to take a ss of iced juice from 004 and began drinking through a straw. Due to the fact that there were no males here, Xiao Qin walked towards us with all smiles. She then tried to persuade her with a never used before older sister tone of voice. Ai Mi, stop ying around, can you behave, okay? Everyone is waiting for you. You can rest after you get a few good shots! Lets not even talk about the terrified faces of 004 and 005, even Ai Mi was notfortable with Xiao Qins sudden change: Did... you take the wrong medicine? Who let you call me Ai Mi? You wont get anything by fawning over me! Youre just a violent woman... Xiao Qin did not perceive it as disobedience and continued to persuade her: Dont worry, I wont use violence on my beloved Ai Mi, listen to your big sister... Whos your sister! Dont confuse your own identity! If youre with my manservant, you would only be my female servant at best! You dare make your master call you sister? Xiao Qin floated behind Ai Mi like a butterfly and began to massage her shoulders without even asking for permission. If Ai Mi likes ying pretend games, Ill y with you... How do you feel? Miss, does this feel good? Xiao Qins massage techniques were learned from Dr. Zhao and practiced on Auntie Ren, so its definitely effective at releasing stress and fatigue. Ai Mi initially wanted to resist, but she epted Xiao Qins service probably because it felt good. Hmph, youre probably trying to get on my good side because your mom is also part of the crew. Ai Mi moved her neck and shifted to a morefortable position, Did your mom send you as a token of friendship? No way~~ Xiao Qin massaged Ai Mi with her best effort while speaking in the most ttering tone I have ever heard: I just couldnt help but want to protect you after seeing how cute you are~~~~ Lies! Youre definitely plotting against me! Ai Mimented and turned around to ask me: Manservant, is this the result of your teachings? Since I could not exin Xiao Qins change without revealing the secret, I could only admit and say: You could think of it like that... That sounds about right... Ai Mi gestured at 005 to bring her a small and round silk fan, then she handed it to Xiao Qin, Then you can act as my female servant and fan me! Xiao Qin received the fan with vigor and her sincerity made 004 and 005 look at each other in dismay. The current mission at hand was to make Ai Mi go on scene. It wont happen with her eating, drinking, and rxing. Im guessing even Auntie Ren and the director are at their limits, it would not be good for her future acting career if this keeps up. Thus I said to Ai Mi: I came to watch you act. The other performances arent really interesting, especially that Kyle jumping around like monkey... If youre not going to act, then Im going to leave! I beckoned Xiao Qin toe back, and she packed her bag like she was going to leave with me. Ai Mi got up anxiously from her lounge chair, tightened the cor of her vampire cloak, and said: Who said you could leave? I never said I wasnt going to act, I was just mulling over something! Im going right now! But... dont have the misconception that Im going on just for you! <