《REINCARNATE INTO NEW WORL WITH CHEAT.》


 Chapter 1. REINCARNATION.

    HI MY NAME IS YUE SATO AND I AM HIGHSCHOOL STUDENT. I AM NORMAL ORDINARY HIGHSCHOOL STUDENT WHO IS ALSO NEET BUT AT THE SAME TIME COMPLETLEY NORMAL IN ALL WAYS. ONE DAY WHEN I WAZ WALKNG HOME FRUM SCHOOL, I SEEE OTHER HIGHSCHOOL GIRL WALKING AND BUS GOING TO HIT HER. BUS DRIVER DED AND I NEED TO SAVE HER. SO I HIT HER AWAY AND DED MYSELF


    I WAKE UP TO SEE BEAUTY WOMAN WHO SMILE AT ME


    "I EM GODESS" SHE SAY AS SHE SMILE AT MEUnauthorized content usage: if you discover this narrative on Amazon, report the violation.


    "I SEE U SAVE SOMEONE, SO I HELP YOU REINCARNATE INTO AWESOME GAME WORL WITH CHEAT ABILITEH"


    I AM SO EXITED (that i died and left my family and siblings to becomeemotionally scarred for life because i died at a younge age.)


    "WILL I GET CHET ABILITEH?"


    "U WILL GET CHET ABILITEH THAT MAKE U AWESOME IN MAGIC,"


    "KEWLL" I SAY MESMERIZE BY HER BEAUTEH


    "I NOW BEGIN TO REINCARNATEH YOU INTO NEW WORL HAVE FUN, ILL BE WACHING (ill be watching you no matter where you go because i have nothing better to do. When you shower, eat sleep, ill watch and watch you.)


    "ALRIGHT KEWL LETS GOOOO"


    BRIGHT LIGHT HIT ME UNTILL I SEE DOCTOR GO


    "ITZA BOY!!!!!"

 Chapter 2. NEW WORL

    "ITZA BOY!!!"


    BRIGHT LIGH FLASH BEFORE ME AS I SEE DOCTOR SCREAMING AT ME


    I NO CRY AND PEOPLE SEE WORRY BECUZ


    "HE NO RESPOND PERSON, WUT WE DOOOOOO"


    I SEE PEOPLE IN ROOM ARE ABOUT TO CRY SO I GO AND SCREM


    "USGDAIOJSAOPDFIUJHASPDIUHJFDASFJAS"


    EVERYONE SEEM HAPPY DAT I SCREAM AND CRY AND I AM GIVEN TO WOMAN ON BED


    SHE VERY BEATUY AND SMILE AT ME GOING


    "HULLO ARTUR KUUUUNNN"This story has been stolen from Royal Road. If you read it on Amazon, please report it


    I PASS OUT BECAUZE I AM TIRED IN HER ARMS


    DAY 2


    I EM IN HUGE MANSION, BUT I EM STUCK IN CRIB WITH MAID WHO WONT LET ME OUT OF SIGHT.


    I EM TINKIN OF FINDIN A WAY TO GIT OUT OF TEH CRIB AND EXPLORE THE MANSION SO I CAN SEE WHAT I CAN DO IN THIS WORL. AS I LOOK AROUND, I SEE DAT THE ROOM IM IN IS VERY HIGH CLASS WITH RUG FLOOORRRR. SUDDENLY, MAID LEAVES, I TINK SHE HAVE TO GO POOP.


    I SNEAKY GO AND LEAVE TEH ROOM, BUT DEN SHE FIND ME AGAIN, AND PUT MEH IN CRIB


    IT BEEN FEW DAYS, BUT NOW I AM SNEAKY SAM AND CAN GIT AROUND TEH HOUSE, I SEE MY FATHER STUDY AND I WANT TO GO SEE, SO I BEGIN TO TAKE A BOOK OFF THE SHELF (how! you are literally a child, it is not possible for you to take a book of a shelf without hurting yourself!!!!!!!) I SEE BOOK THAT SAY, "GIRAFF GUIDE TO MAGIK PART 1" IT IS IN JAPPANEEESE, SO I CAN REAADDD (...HOW WOULD IT BE YOUR HOME LANGUAGE, HOW!) I RED THE BOOK AND THEN SHUT, BEFORE HEADING BACK TO CRIB


    IT SEEM DAT IN ORDER TO POSSESS MAGIC, YOU GOT TO HAZ MANNA AND CONTROL IT, SO I GO AHEAD AND THINK OF FIREBALL AND IT APPEAR IN HAND. WOOOOW

 Chapter 3. I EM OP???????

    I EM IN CRIB AT MIDDLE NIGHT I WUNDER IF I CEN USE SPEEL BOOK TO USSE SPEEL.


    I DEN TINK, "WAIT, DIS IS TEH New Worl, is IT LIKE TEH GAMEEE WORLLL????"


    I DEN DEICDE TO GO ''status'' IN MEH HEAD AND DEN someTING APPEAR IN MEH FACEEEEThis text was taken from Royal Road. Help the author by reading the original version there.


    STATUS


    ARTHUR BAURMESTER FLAMEHART CLAUDE THE SECOND (WTF is this freaking name?)


    STATS:


    STRENGTH: 1 (ur a bby)


    ENDURANCE: 0 (ur a bby)


    AGILITY 3 (ur a bby)


    STAMINA: 90 (ur a STRANGE bby)


    MANA: 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 (your a bby god)


    WUT, "I THINK MIGHT BE BUG IN SYSTEM, PROBS NOT OP, JUST BROKEN SYSTEM"


    I TEAL MYSELF THIS AS I READ MANA POWER, I SLEEPY SLEEPY NOW, I GOT BED BED


    (WHY SO MUCH MANA)

 Chapter 4. BEUATY BEASTMAN GURL?

    HELLo I am SI X YEAR S OLD NOW (what. the. heck. why on earth would you timeskip a few years... Why) AN D I AM NOW TRAIN SECRET FROM MAID AND FAMILY BECAUS I DONT WANT THEM FIND OUT POWER THAT I HAVE. (Do you not understand that if you show that your a genius, you would be able to amass large quantites of power, whilst being able to not be taken advantage of because your older than most think you are. Worst. Decision. Ever.) No w i EM GOING TO FOR ES TO GAtheR HERB FOR SOUP I MAKE BECA US E I AM GOOD A T COOOKING. aS I gO inTO FORST I HEAR GURL SCREMINGThis tale has been unlawfully obtained from Royal Road. If you discover it on Amazon, kindly report it.


    "HURLP MEEEEEE"


    I GO SPrinT TO GURL AnD sEe her beinG attAcKKED BY BAD PEOPLE


    "OOY GET THAT GURL IN BAG AND SHUT HEAR UP, She IS worth MOR ALI VE TO NOBLE THAN DeD."


    I GO ATTACK BAD PEOPLE BY SHOOT WIND BULLET AT THEM AND KILL THEM. I see GUrl WHO has COLLAPSE SHE HAZ EAr THAT IS FOX EAR, AND RED HAIR, I DECIDE TO BRING HER TO MEH HOUSE TO HELP HER GIT BETTER (so, you killed two men who probably have families who depend on them to get money to feed them, you took an uncouncious girl to your home without her concent, without even checking if the family was nearby, congrats MC, your going to jail.)

 Chapter 5. BEUTY BETMEN GURL FAL LUV?

    EFTER I CUM HOME TO EPPIC MENSION, I TEK FENTED GURL INTO CUCH, AND PUT HER IN DERE.


    I DEN WEIT FUR HER TO WEKE UP, AND SHE SUDNLY SCURED AND DON WAN TO TOUCH ME


    "DON TOUCH MEH! DON TOUCHA THE CHILD"


    I GO BECK AS GRILL SEM SCOORD, AND DEN SHE YELP IN PEN AS SHE HULD ONTO HER ARM WHIH BRUISED


    "UEEGEHUEGHE" (Imagine as if your hearing a man who has just binged all of once peice in one go, being shoved into the sunlight)Unauthorized use of content: if you find this story on Amazon, report the violation.


    "DUN BE SCARED GRILL, I SHEL HALP U WIT MEH HELING MEGIC"


    I TEKE HUR ERM AND I USE MEH HELING MEGIC THAT I LEARN IN BIG BUUK IN FETHER STUDY


    LEIGHT GLUW FRUM ERM AND MKE HUR BRUSES DISAPER WICH MEKE HUR FEL BUTTER


    SHE LUK AT MEH AND HUG MEH CREYING


    "MEH DEDDY AND MUMU DEH BY SLEVER FIRE, AND DEY TULD ME TU RAN, BUT CAUGHT"


    I LUK AT HUR ALL SCOORED AD GO AND SEY TO HUR


    "ITZ OKEY, I PRUTECT U AD BE THRE FUR YOU"


    I SAY DIS TO COMFORT HER, CUZ I TOTALY WANT HUR TU TINK OF MEH AS PERENT


    SHE LUUK AT MEH, AND PUNCE ON MEH


    SEH LUCK MEH FACE AND GO


    "TENK YOU"


    NOW SHE TOTALY TINK TEHT I EM HER PERENT (no. she definetly does not!)

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 Chapter 5.5

    ---Few dAyz efter Bestmen grill foUnd---


    I tellz purents that i find BestmUn gurl in Foreest, and dat shE needz Hume, ParEntz smell And GOO


    "iTs Okey Arthur, U LIKE girl, sO she Cun Bee teched by Hed Maid wHo Well Mke hEr Unto Bezt Mede EVER!" My MAM go say tO me.This tale has been unlawfully lifted from Royal Road. If you spot it on Amazon, please report it.


    (okay, okay, OKAY, first off, you shouldnt take in random children, especially in this modern setting that the story is based into, for all you know, she could be a paid off assasin for a competitor of the land, BUT NOOOO, your too close minded, and you only care for your son, pampering him to the extreme.)


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    Full chappie coming out next week, sorry, but im stressing over school. This chapt

 Chapter 6. BESTMEN MAID??????

    After I SAve BESTMEN gurlL i Decede to go AnD tel Parent aboot Her.


    "Hay MAM and DUD Diz mah BEstmen gurl that i save in FOREST, can she stay WITH ME?"


    PARENT look at her and gO and dEn say to ME


    "oK SON WEL hev BESTMNE gurl go and train WiTH hED maid." (No, just no. You are the worst parents in the history of parenting, this is set in a time when killing your own brother for the throne was deemed okay. She could be a spy, or she could be carrying a deadly disease.)


    BESTMEAN GURL look at mee and ten HUG ME down and cri at same time. TANK YOU ARTUR SEMEEEEE(add n ( ?¡ã ?? ?¡ã))You could be reading stolen content. Head to Royal Road for the genuine story.


    SHE NUZZLE into my chezt and keep on crying, then she get up with face like tomato, with big eyes like egg.


    I THEN SMILE and then HeD MEaid come and SCOLD her for pushing me down LEIK that.


    "DON DO DAT TO ARTUR SEME, to beee good maid, you muzt have disipline."


    BESTMEN gurl look at her with SPErKIL eyes and den go


    "YES SEINSE!!!!"


    MEAID THEN WHISPEr in her er that


    "If you bECUM maid, you can SATISFY ARTUR seme" (your a bad role model.)


    Bestmen gurl look at her with :O face and go


    "YESH SENSEIIII!!!"


    I decide thta i heard wrong thing, and label it as nothing (BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME, DIE, THICKHEADED OP MC!)

 Chapter 7. BECUMMING MOR OP!?!??!?!??!

    CURRENTLy i was standing OUTside of lush mansion house that i live in becuz i noble. (You know that that house was built off of the ruthless taxation of your parents land used to fufill their desires and wants.)


    I CLOSE my eyEs and begin to CHAnt a speel to create megic and test all of MEY mana power frum training i do when i bby.


    "flame darker than darkness that can consume all that opposes me, come forth and help me destroy all that is around me, help me burn my parents and the entire world, help me BECOME GOD AND DESTROY THE POOR, HELP ME TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND TAKE AWAY THE LIVES OF OTHERS come to me fire spirit, one that consumes the living, come to me and help me destroy everything, help me purge the lives of the weak, and create a new dawn for the rich and powerful. COME TO ME, SIMPLE WATER BOLT" (He says all of this without stopping, idk how, but he just did, also this is a messed up incantation for just a simple water bolt.)


    a HUGE big BURST of water come FROM my hand shape leik gun to make it esay for me to feir bulletReading on this site? This novel is published elsewhere. Support the author by seeking out the original.


    Weter come and destrey all that is surrounding meh and maek huuuge creter all round me, destreying all of everything thet i see.


    "ERMEHGERD, ARTUER SEME WHAT HEEPEN TO UUUU" hed Meid come luk at meh and seeee all of destruction that is round me (Otherwise know as head maid Bertha *wink wink nudge nudge*)


    "ARTUR SEME, DID U DO ALL OF THEIS???" Hed meid look at me with eyes that luuk amezd


    "Yah YEET, i did do alls of dis hed meid" I luuk at her in confusion, becus what i did must''ve been weak for ppl in this World


    Hed Meid look at meh den smile and say, "I VILL tell the parents what u did, but cum, youor meid (Waifu) is waiting 4 u becuz she meid you fresh CUUKIES


    I FELLOW hed meid, but lettle did i knew that this would stert a neww erc in my QUEST to defet demun king


    (Stat showing for no reason like in every other stat based novel)


    Name: ARTHURT BARMESTER FLEAMHEART SUPER SAYN MAN EDGELORD 3000


    Titles: bby god, Thickheaded protagonist, Loved by a godess.


    Agility: 28


    Strength: 23


    Stamina: 48


    Luck: 500 (i hate him.)


    Mana: 100,000,000,000,000,000 (he is now toddler god 3000)


    SPecial skilz: Apprasial (Every person in these novels has it) Charm (Mind controls its targets and makes the dopamine in their brains activate whenever they are charmed by a person) Deus Ex Machina (The same Skill Kirito has in SAO)

 Chapter 8. BETING ACEDMY HED MASTER?!?!?!?

    after HED MEAID teke me into mension to et cuukie, she leve to tell parent and to tek to her uld freind from SCHOOOOL


    A FOO days leter i see old but BOOTYFUL laydy wit Mature Aroma surround her, she is talkING to my parent while smelling at them


    She thun SPET me and sey


    "IS THIS ARTHUR KUUUNNN"


    She luuk at Hed meid and sey


    "WHELL? is it Artur Bertha???"


    Hed meid luk at me and then whisper in HURL ear, then BOOTYFUL woman luuk at meh and smile wit meschivous eyes looking leik she was predatory and I WAS prey. (Pedophile Alert.)Help support creative writers by finding and reading their stories on the original site.


    "ARTUR KUNN IS IT TRU that u mange to create a BIG JUICY water ball from a simple speel liek that???"


    i luuk at her and den BLUSH becuz she in in may fece and she is very BOOTYFUL and she Smeel liek roses and ceandy. I DEN SEE BOOTYFUL best meid look et her wit big reed fece and stem cuming out of her hed luuking liek she is very ANGRY (Beastmen girl SMASH)


    she DEN luuk at meh and say


    "ARTUR KUN, I CHELLENGE U TO A DUUUUL"


    i luk et her end den i think to mehself, it wouldnt be bed to tri and tezt my poower on an opponent. I den get unto fiting position and chent speel.


    We den fite eacohther for lung time, and i show all uf meh moves, woman then smile and luuk liek she having fun. I than use all uf my elements witout chanting speel, and use mah untilmate super powerful secret super weapon, DARK BULLET (hah lol)


    I den shoot et her and den smoke appear den dissapear showing hur being beaten and panting and MOANING while she is BLUSH


    "ARTUR KUN, BE IN MAH ACADEMYYYY!!!"

 chapter 9. BECUMMING STUTENT?

    I LUUK at PretTy ledy who juZT tuld me thet I SHOULD gu to hurl schuul, I EM CONFUSEEED aS wull as little blushing as she is luuking et me wit eyes of LUST (MOLESTAAAA)


    "WHAT DO U Men?!?!?!" My PERENT sey to teh women who is luuking at them wit eyes of EXitement, end is smiling at them end seys to tem


    "ARTUR kun is mor pOWERFUL theN musT PROFessers that WORK at mah schoooool, HE SHULD gu to becum MOST OP POWERFUL MC HAREM MALE in teh world."


    MAH PERENT luk at whut a mess i made (You destroyed almost 10000 Gold Coins (700000 USD) in private property, this will take a real toll on the taxpayers you know that? Most of them will have to sell their own family members just to pay the new taxes, all because you wanted to have a duel.)Stolen content warning: this content belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences.


    THEY THEN luuk at eachOTher and then SEY "ARTUR KUUN, WE WOULD LIEK to send u to become MOST POWERFUL OP HAREM MALE MC EVERRRR."


    I den LUUK et BESTMEID and ESK "CEN BESTMEID cum with me?!? I dont WANT to leve her SIDDE"


    THE BESTMEN gurls fece becum tomato and there would be the steaMS comingS outS ofS HeRs hEad.


    PAREANAAT look at EACHOTHEr and go "OF COURSE ARTUr Kun We Would Love It iF yoUR BeasT maN SLAVEEEE would COME with you for protecTION"


    BESTMEN GURL then scream WIT joy and go "YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAY" and seeme vury heppy even dough she is JUST GOING TO SCHOOL, WAt is BUG deAL about DET. (People in the medival ages would never be allowed to go to school, and it would be very rare for a commoner to do so. Your taking this for granted when truly, you should be very thankful and VERY happy.)


    "ALRIGHT THEN" I SAY "LetS GUT redy TO gU to SCHOOOOOL"


    -----THRee monTHS latER-----


    "ALRIGHT" I SEY "LETS GO TO SCHOOOOOL!""!"!"!"

 Chapter 10. GOING 2 ACEDMY

    "CLONK CLONK CLONK"


    GOes the Carage tat me and BOOUTIFUL bestmen gurl is sittING in, aS we head OF F to the SCHOL to get a learning in order to hlerp contrORL the Powr that I haz and Beet all bad dude. (Beet all bad dude? Are you serious? Every minute I''m here it feels like my brain is slowly mushing into a slop.)


    "WE R ALMost thner ARTUR-KUUUNNN"


    Seys the ACEDMY hedmester who is sitting beside be CURELD up on meh shoulder, as I SEE bestmen gurl being jelly and grebbing onto mah shoulder even mor. (Uh... That headmaster looks like she''s... what... in her early 30s? She''s being awefully close with you pal, you might have to call somebody on you seeing as your... For gods sake I don''t even know anymore...)


    "ACEDMY is goin 2 be DA BEST OF DA BEAST plece for u, u will MEK lotS o'' Freinds, and you wiLL be CONFESSde 2 becuz ur so popular and amazing" (Your still VERY young, if a girl confessed to you she would probably be taken into custody for having relations with a minor)


    BestMEN gurl Sneers and says,This story has been unlawfully obtained without the author''s consent. Report any appearances on Amazon.


    "ARTUR-KON is MEIN, i will nut hav him taeken awey from be by any udder perSON" (She''ll tear you up bois)


    Hedmester smiles and says


    "KEK, well ArTUr-kun, u will be placed in LONG forGOtten Dorm, BeCOZ u r SPECIal and CanT WISK having u be HRUT" (What...? That''s not even... You know that there are laws... That''s not humane.)


    Hedmester seys and CABBAGE pulls to stap and we r geetting out of thE CABBAGE SO WE CAN SEE ACADEMY!1!!!1! We sloWLY get out of Carrage and See big HUGE THIC C academy g8es, thOT r made of gold and st0ne, and hedmestER slowly Escorts us Inside ACEDMY. (If they spent 1/10th of what they spent on the gates on health and safety regulations, then this academy would be somewhat functioning)


    "HERE IS BIG ACADEMY" says the Hedmester as she shwos us the Acedmy, wit all students Gesping at Meh and all women saying "Omg he is so KAWAIII" HEdmester then taek us to WOMENS area so thet bestmen gurl can go and get hursef accostomed to the new surroundings. "U R GOING IN THERE" Seys hedmester. (KEK)


    "NO" Says bestmen "ME WAWNT TO STAY WITH ARTHURRRRRR-KUUUUUUNNNN" I then pat bestmen gurl on head and teLL HUR "Don worry, I WILL BE OTTALY FINE WITH THIS" Bestmen say "K." And den I am escortED to mah own DROM (What''s with the Kun''s...? Wait... Why am I here?)


    MY DROM Is very old and dusty cabin, with hedmester say "u can fix it up, anwyas me is going to go and suPERVISE U"


    I go INTO drom, and sey "LETS FIX IT FELIX"


    (Why have I been forgetting to ask the Why''s...? Where am I...? What''s happened to me? What''s Happened to me !? WHAT HAPPE