《Happy von Farburgs》


 The Opening Of The Great Book

    There was a little boy named Cherfan.He and his mother lived in a tiny village in the mountains.Their life was going to be great because that little boy was born to be a great person in the military but then gods saw another option,that option gave them six more great humans andall they had to do was to change the road that The Emperor''s Brother took to a tiny village in the mountains.


    The gods were happy such a simple thing caused six more great humans in the world but one of the gods wasn¡¯t happy.that god didn¡¯t believe in miracles like these,he knew something bad was going to happen and he searched for it.


    That god noticed Cherfan,another great human and he thought because of this new option what was going to happen to him.The other gods didn¡¯t care about Cherfan,they would kill a great human to get six great humans.


    And so he started to look for its fate he couldn¡¯t believe his eyes,the worst scenario was him dying and that worst scenario was for every normal human.He controled it three times nothing changed expect for one thing his youth was going to be hard but after that his life was going to be great.


    That god was fine with that even if he is going to lose his youth that meant nothing compared to his whole life and so he joined the other gods to watch.


    Emperor''s brother Wels was returning from a trip and they reached a shortcut normally he took the same shortcut every time he passes through here but this time he wanted to see the country side instead of some forest.


    While passing through country side,he reached the tiny village,everybody was surprised to see a royal coming through their tiny village because of that every villager went out to see the royal and one of them was Cherfan''s mother Pearn.


    Emperor''s brother Wels fell in love with pearn at first sight but he was a married man,he couldn¡¯t divorce his wife because of politics and so he promised that he would marry her in the future.


    Wels pleaded to his brother The Emperor of Keltian Hary von Farburg but his brother accepted this but only if he took her as a mistress not a wife.Wels didn¡¯t care about it and every few months a carriage arrived to Pearn''s house and took her while leaving Cherfan alone.


    After four months she got pregnant and after nine months the second brother Alfen was born this took a toll on Pearn''s health and her legs gave out.Alfen was the wannabe cherfan,he always wanted to be like his brother and he was the type of person who never gave up.


    The Third brother Lokin was born after one year Cherfan was only five at the time but he took care of his brothers because of that Lokin was a sheltered child but he always got away from his big brothers and played with his water magic because of that,he mastered alchemy at the age of 19.


    The Second Wife of Wels had only one child with Wels and she died after her child was born because of that,that child wasn¡¯t accepted as a family member and The emperor ordered that child to be killed.Wels might have been a womanizer but he loved his children expect for pearn''s children and so he gave the child to Pearn she was a kind and a motherly woman she loved every one of them equal till her death.


    The fourth brother was named after Pearn because she took her in and they named him together with his three brothers and thus his name was Peart.Peart was always a worriful man but he was the most fatherly figure out of the siblings,he loved people he loved everything about the world,he even loved his own father.


    After the second wife''s death Wels offered pearn to be her second wife but his brother intervened because she had too much children and there was no proof of her not fucking anybody else and so wels and his brother''s relationship fell apart after that but Wels wasn¡¯t going to give up that easily.


    Wels''s first wife was pregnant,his plan was to add another baby and act like they were twins and so both of them gave birth but there was one thing wrong Pearn''s child was a female and First wife''s child was a male his plans were ruined and he gave up on that plan.


    Every brother was happy because they had a little sister every brother in the village had a sister and they bragged about it when they played with the brothers and they were happy to brag about her too.


    She was named after pearn''s grandmother Lovira.Lovira was a prideful and a little egoistic woman herself because of her brother''s bragging during her childhood other than that she was a beautiful woman that every man lusted after her.Lokin usually mocked her because of her big chest calling her big cow but every time they had a fight Cherfan intervened and scolded both of them even if cherfan was not there Alfen did his job as the second big brother.


    The sixth sibling Hart was a naughty boy and a foul mouthed one because pearn''s health got really bad after he was born and the family became poor because of this the other children started working expect hart,hart was looking at his little baby brother Joel.He hated everything about the family.At the age of seven his big brother cherfan was already fourteen and his second big brother was eleven both of them counted as teens and the military officers arrived for recruitment for the war they accepted any child over the age of twelve.Cherfan joined the military,of course alfen wanted to be like his big brother and so he faked his age and joined the military too but cherfan didn¡¯t want to see his little brother fighting and so he exposed his brother''s age and their third brother was doing the same thing.


    Hart was jealous of his brothers,he didn¡¯t want to baby sit a five year old and so when the first carriage left,he snuck in the food carriage.The first one to notice him missing was alfen He was about to tell this to Cherfan but cherfan was leaving the town for the military he was the big brother now and he didn¡¯t want to look like a loser and so he searched for Hart in the forest because he thought he got lost in the forest but he got lost in the forest too.


    Lokin noticed both of them was missing and he was the smartest one in the house he didn¡¯t act like alfen,he told his big brother about the fact they were missing and Cherfan went after Hart and he and the village searched for Alfen.


    Alfen was found crying in the forest and he got scolded after this but hart was already in the city and Cherfan was running to the city after sometime his shoes became useless but he didn¡¯t stop he walked there on bare foot but a trader saw him walking on bare foot and offered him a ride.


    That trader''s name was olfean and he helped cherfan find his brother it was easy because a seven year old child was going to be scared of the city and the guards found him crying in the food carriage when hart saw cherfan,he hugged him,he didn¡¯t care about anything now,he just wanted to go back.


    Olfean heard their life story from cherfan on the way and so he hugged both of them crying.Olfean was a noble born because of that he had many siblings none of them cared for each other and they all wanted to be the head of their family because of that he never felt any love but seeing this opened his heart and he returned them back home.


    Pearn offered him a meal,he accepted it he couldn¡¯t deny a request coming from a beautiful mother.olfean was a strict looking man but he couldn¡¯t stop his tear after eating his food on the table he felt loved he felt cared and he needed an assistant for himself and so he offered a job to hart pearn knew he was a good man and trusted him and so she accepted it.


    Olfean died after ten years and his only heir was Hart,he took over the company but he wasn¡¯t gaining any money olfean was a kind man who offered a job to everyone because of that,he had many employees to pay and Hart wasn¡¯t going to fire them,he was just like olfean and cherfan he wanted to help people but he was doing this secretly.Stolen content warning: this tale belongs on Royal Road. Report any occurrences elsewhere.


    The last sibling Gerian was the last straw for cherfan.his mother''s health got so bad that she couldn¡¯t leave the bed alone.gerian was the youngest and because of that his big brother hart took care of him always he didn¡¯t like gerian but when hart left the house for a while he was the one who missed him the most.gerian was the youngest because of that his generation in the village only consisted of girls and he was popular among the girls because of his pretty face.


    When Olfean saw this he called him a gentleman he loved that word and he started acting like a gentleman because of this when he went to the academy and he met his wife reina there.


    Years have passed and Cherfan became a captain in the military after six years he missed his first chance because of hart escaping but with the help of Olfean,he rolled into a war academy and graduated with high scores.he sent his money to his family because lokin was accepted to a high class alchemist academy and peart was accepted into a high class academy.both of those school fees were so high that lovira''s acting career started late because they couldn¡¯t afford it and at the same time alfen worked with the feudal count tarsten as an advisor and hart was in the trading company.


    That day,Saint Eleanoren was visiting cities and churches.Saint Eleanoren was so beautiful that everyone looked at him thought yeah she must be a goddess.Her long light blue coloured hair and eyes reminded people of sea which they never saw.She was the religion''s backbone and she wasn¡¯t just a beautiful woman her holy magic was outmatched she could heal any illness and wound on top of that she lived more than three hundred years but still kept her youth.


    Cherfan''s squad was in the parade people visited the city just to see her passing.Lucky ones touched her hands and got blessed by her but she had enemies too and that parade was a trap almost half of the soldiers were hired to assasinate her.


    One of the squad members approached cherfan smiling.


    Squad Member:"What a beauty check that ass cap''t"


    Cherfan laughed he was a young man like that man of course he noticed it too but his focus werent her ass he focused on her face.


    Cherfan:"I am a face type but I get you"


    Soldier had a smug face on his face he held his helm and made a sound with it,this was their squad''s signal for hey look here.Every soldier in the squad turned to them and the Squad members talked about Cherfan''s preferences and Cherfan was angry with them


    Cherfan:"HEY YOUR POSTS PEOPLE"


    Soldiers were scared of cherfan after all he was their captain and he was a little scary looking when he was angry and his vice captain snaken was a sly man who wanted his position.


    Snaken:"Captain you shouldn¡¯t get angry what if people talk about you being gay eh ?"


    Cherfan didn¡¯t like snaken but he respected him and his opinion as a vice captain.


    Cherfan:"I was talking about you too Snaken"


    Snaken looked displeased,his long black hair covered one of his eyes and he glanced at Cherfan and he noticed this too.


    Snaken:"Y''now you should relax sometime the saint already passed us look at the other squad all of them are relaxing we should relax too these leather armor smell like your mother cap"


    Cherfan held his armor every peasant was looking at him,he had no other choice to let it go.


    Snaken:"Can''t you handle a little joke captain"


    Cherfan always fell for this but he never crossed the line if he did that Snaken was going to report him and because of this snaken kept bullying him.


    Snaken:"I am going to take a trip I think I saw something"


    He didn¡¯t see anything he just wanted to leave this shit and relax cherfan knew about this fact but there was always that chance he actually saw something and so he let him go.


    Cherfan:"If you don¡¯t come back in fifteen minutes I am sending a man after you"


    Snaken:"I am not that weak captain"


    Cherfan:"Well you are not that strong either"


    Soldiers bursted into laughter but cherfan silenced them with a glance and Snaken kicked a rock and left but cherfan had one more thing to say but when he turned around Snaken was lying on the ground with a knife on his neck and his soldiers were like that too one second ago they were laughing and the next second they were on the ground and the other squad that was resting was already dead and then he heard a strong voice.


    "WATCH OUT"


    One of the peasants tried to stab him but he dodged it because of the voice and when he turned to see the peasant they all started running because they noticed the corpses,it was a chaos and the strong voice yelled again.


    "STOP STANDING THERE THE SAINT IS IN DANGER"


    The sound came from a soldier that was running in the middle of the street and Cherfan started following him.


    The peasants blocked the street and they tried to pass the crowd but only Cherfan made it out alive he didn¡¯t notice the fact he was the only one who made it out alive and he reached the church.Corpses were everywhere the church fountain''s water was red and saint was fighting with a sword alone against five people.


    He used a corpse as a platform and jumped with his sword,and stabbed a man on his head but he lost his balance and fell on another man that was attacking.


    Both of them were stunned but the other men acted quick and tried to stab Cherfan,Cherfan noticed this but he was stuck on top of the man and so he used the man as a shield and the other man stabbed the man.He stood up,he covered the saint with his hand.


    Cherfan:"Hah you guys look like pros but you kill your own ma-"


    Saint Eleanoren touched Cherfan''s hand and she pushed him with fear and she started running for the church doors.Cherfan didn¡¯t expect to be pushed back and so he fell again but this time his sword was meters away from him.


    Assassin:"Well you got betrayed soldier"


    He stabbed him right through the heart and they left him there.Inside the church Saint Eleanoren was shaking because of her actions to the assassins her actions looked like she just pushed that man as a bait but there was a reason.


    Whenever she touched a person,she saw their worries and pain but that man was too deep to save.Normally she would just take away their worries and pain but that man''s worries and pain attacked her back because of that she got scared of that man.


    The reinforcements arrived and they opened the church''s doors there she was praying to the god statue every reinforcement soldier looked shocked for a second.


    Leader:"Saint Eleanoren are you okay ?"


    She turned around with tearful eyes and started running to the man who saved her and she saw him stabbed in the heart he was just like the other corpses around him but she got on her knees,she took out the sword the blood got on her clothes and she casted a healing spell it didn¡¯t work.


    She panicked and she had one spell left she was going to use this wasn¡¯t a healing spell,it was a banned curse.Every human had a blessing on them,it didn¡¯t matter if the person was a bad one or a good one they had that blessing.This curse traded that blessing to something else and when she saw that man''s blessings she hesitated for a second because that man only had one blessing and that was from the god of happiness.


    This man needed happiness in his life because of that she prayed to the god of happiness to give that man another blessing but she was rejected,she had nothing to do,she had nothing left to do.


    She closed that man''s eyes and while she was about to leave him but another god blessed that man and she checked to see the blessing.


    Eleanoren:"Blessing Of Death ?"


    Blessing Of Death wasn¡¯t a blessing it was a curse and the real name was Curse Of Death and The Devil was the only one to give that curse,she had no choice but to see this as a gift and she traded the blessing of death with his heart.


    When Cherfan woke up the only thing he could was a goddess crying and his heart was stolen by the goddess.


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    News anchor:"Emperor Ludenberg von Farburgs reveals family secrets on live television it has been said some people experience lag on their television due to overload"


    Ludenberg:"Heh that¡¯s where the pain of Farburgs started. Any questions ? prime minister or announcer ?"


    Prime minister Led:"Wait The Devil ?"


    Ludenberg:"Most of the people won''t believe this when I was young I called bullshit on this but when you get old you realize whats real and what is not I do believe in devil"


    Pope Frances:"I cant believe saint pushed Cherfan von Farburg but other than that"


    Pope Frances:"But I do know things about that banned curse"


    Announcer:"Wait wait you know ?"


    Pope Frances:"Yes it is a papal secret but I can only confirm it''s existence"


    Prime minister Led:"Wait that book is true ?"


    Ludenberg:"Of course idiot"


    Pope Frances:"But who wrote it ?"


    Announcer:"We are now taking theories about the book some say Majority says it is wroten by The Saint"


    Pope Frances:"No I know saint''s handwriting isn''t like this"


    Announcer:"I-I see the second guess is Emperor Alfen what do you say about that Emperor Ludenberg ?"


    Ludenberg:"Well I wont call my people idiots because they don¡¯t know the rest of the story this is a foreplay I can fell whoever wrote this book enjoyed writing about it If I had to take a guess"


    Ludenberg:"It¡¯s the devil"


    Announcer:"D-DEVIL ? WHY IS THAT ?"


    Ludenberg:"This book is wroten by someone who sees everything if it is not a god it is a devil"


    Pope Frances:"Wait why not god ?"


    Ludenberg:"Because the god dies in this book"