《The introduction of magic》


 Prologue- Email?

    [New York Library , USA, Earth]


    "What the bloody hell is this shit?"


    "Hmm? What seems to be the problem sir?"


    "Well I just got this email from someone named GM of Earth"


    "That''s funny so did I, whats the chance?"Unauthorized use: this story is on Amazon without permission from the author. Report any sightings.


    "Well, it also said that I have unlocked my talent in magic and learned level one spell [Thunder], and to say [Status]"


    "[Status]!"


    [Status]


    {Physical form} - 2


    {Intelligence} - 3


    Health (25/25)


    Mana (10/10)


    Ki (?/?)


    [Open skill tab?]


    Hello! This is my first novel so destroy my sense of worth with grammatical fixs and help me improve my writing. ¡¶100% going to use this to improve my writing for SATs¡·Well then I hope we can all get along. Oh! Updates will be random due to me writting for fun and such. Well for now tata

 Sir Fluffy!

    [Woods, ???, Earth]


    "Grandpa, Grandpa!"


    "Yes sweetheart?"


    "Whats that big furry thing by that bush?"


    "Oh that? That sweetie is a monster, but stay away from him because he eats bad little children."


    "G-G-Grandpa, monsters eat kids?"


    "Oh no no no sweetie the monster wont eat you. See I''ll just go chase him away, you stay here and remember stay in the circle."


    "Cast [Circle of Protection] with 20 mana around target Silvey"Stolen from its rightful author, this tale is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings.


    [Spell - Circle of Protection - strenght 20 mana - target "Silvey"- has been successfully casted, happy hunting]


    "Hoho, thank you system. How much mana do I have left?"


    [40/75 mana]


    "Lets see, ah! Cast [Tame] with 30 mana at target Moonlight Bear"


    [Spell - Tame - 30 mana tempt- has failed]


    "What?! Shit, Silvey stay in the circle I''ll lead the bear away!"


    [GM troll - fake failure sign - has been successful]


    [Spell - Tame - 30 mana tempt- has been successfully cast]


    [Moonlight Bear - lvl 27 - has been tamed - give name?]


    "Grandpa whats wrong?!"


    "Nothing sweetheart, but how would you like to name our friend here?"


    "The monster?"


    "Yes sweetie the monster."


    "No! Hes scary!"


    "Oh dear, but Silvey he just wants to be your friend. You can even ride on his backfor the way home. Also just look at how soft his fur is!"


    "Really grandpa I can ride him!"


    "Yes, but only if you name him."


    "Then I name you sir fluffy."


    [Moonlight Bear name change - Sir fluffy - successful]

 Exploits

    [Dungeon entrance, International Space station, Space]


    "Well, thats a little odd who would of thought that a dungeon would open in the rec area?"


    "Hmm, at least we can still get a workout."Help support creative writers by finding and reading their stories on the original site.


    "True but still, how do we explain this to base?"


    "Uhm, yea I don''t know, maybe just not let them know?"


    "Then what do we tell them when we need more food supplies when those snails eat them?"


    "Hold on a sec."


    Cast spell [Wind Blade] target Space Snail


    [Target dealt 5 damage]


    [Space Snail killed]


    [Calculating reward]


    [Gained 10 exp]


    [Level up x2]


    [Looted 1 titanium shell]


    "......We''re gonna be rich!"

 Phil~

    [Secret UN location, ????, Earth]


    "What the hell are we going to do?! My people are throwing an uprising saying I''m a figurehead for some secret organisation."


    "Now now Putin, we all how to feel about such claims but it seems these messages hold some truth to them"


    "What do you mean Donald?"


    "Well it seems that as far as we can tell that everyone has received these messages and not only that but I had an additional message from the GM."


    "And? What was it?"This story has been taken without authorization. Report any sightings.


    "He said and I quote, A wall will not keep out the true monsters but just for the hell of it I''ll give you the power to better regulate your country."


    "Give you the power? What power?!"


    "Why the power to see the traitors in my country, and I was amazed by what I found. It seems that-"


    Interrupting President Trump appeared an 8 headed 9 meter tall blue giant.


    "Pardon me there World Leaders of Earth I have come with an announcement, for the next 5 hours you will be unable to leave this room. If you do so there will be a horde of monsters just waiting to tear you apar."


    "Pardon me mr?"


    "Oh excuse me, my name is Phil~"


    "Uhm, well then Phil pardon me for asking but why are you doing this?"


    "Oh thats easy~ Its to allow the people to discover the extent of the changes on their own. Afterall what the fun in having everything just explained to you?"


    "Fair enough" replies Trump


    "Then tata for now~" Phil says as he phases out of reality


    "What do you wanna do for the next 5 hours?" Trump says to Putin


    "Cuddle?"

 Easter Time (To early?)

    [Easter Island, Earth]


    *rumble*


    Teleporting in is our favorite character (Only one with a name yet ??) PHIL!!!!!!!


    "Yay! It happening"


    "Ugh, Phil shutup I got a headache from lastnight."


    "Hmm~ but didn''t we have fun last night love~"


    "God your gonna make people misunderstand scrabble night"


    "Well what else would I be talking about~" responded Phil well puffing their cheek out (AN: Phil is genderless, we think)This text was taken from Royal Road. Help the author by reading the original version there.


    "Anyway what are here for, ugh" snapped back ??????


    *Rumble*


    "What the hell is that shit?! Can''t you turn it down?!" Complained ???????


    Small hill explodes


    "Dont worry love, you''ll find out soon enough hahaha~" Flirted? Phil.


    (Somehow, dont ask how, but Phil ended up as well, flamboyant)


    Suddenly one by one the giant heads sat up and started to dig themselves out of the dirt.


    "Oh, so you just wanted to show me some natural golems? I mean hell we could of gone to Egypt I think its called and watch the giant sphinx come to life." Surprisingly calmly stated ????????


    "Oh, I hadn''t thought of that. Do you think we still have time to catch it?" Asked Phil


    "Possibly, but we would have to leave like right now to see it."


    "Really? Then lets go! Wait hold on a sec just gotta update the system."


    [Add Class System? Y/N]


    [Y]


    [Class System implemented]


    [Have a wonderful day]


    "Well then lets be off~"

 Good olde Knowledge

    [British Library, UK, Earth] - After hours


    "Yay, Sir Fluffy take out those evil books!"


    Silvey riding Sir fluffy round a corner and came face to face with her grandfather who seems maybe just a little pissed off.


    *tap tap*


    "Young lady what the hell do you think your doing?!" Shouted old grandpa who seemed to have become 20 years younger than last time we''ve seen him


    "Uhm, well grandpa these books were boring so, I thought they were monsters that ate people''s minds." Silvey whispered in response.


    "Ugh, no Silvey these books are evil. Maybe a littke boring but definitely not evil." Replied gramps well pinching his nose


    "Silvey what level are you now?" Asked the old man


    "I dont know grandpa teehee~" answered Silvey trying to act cute so she wouldnt get in more trouble


    "Then check" Snapped gramps not buying her bullshitA case of theft: this story is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation.


    "[Status]"


    {Name - Silvey}


    {Race - Human}


    {Age - 9}


    {Level- 79}


    {Cuteness ~ 9001}


    {Physical strength - 100}


    {Mental strength - 195}


    {Health - 500/500}


    {Mana - 1950/1950}


    [Open skill tab?]


    [Open title tab?]


    [Open magic tab?]


    [Open quest tab?]


    "It says im level 79 now" answered Silvey


    "Hmm, it seems we are needing more and more exp to level up now" contemplated gramps


    "Doesn''t that mean we just have to hunt bigger ceartures?" Questioned Silvey


    "Well, yes normally that would be the case. However the goverment has a very strict regulation on those kinds of dungeons now adays." Answered you know who


    "Grandpa you never did explain what a dungeon was did you?"


    "Well sweetie, I might not be the best to ask. However I do know a thing or two about them."


    "Really?! Like what, afterall the nice audience thats stuck with this terrible story thus far needs to know!"


    "Now now Silvey dont insult the author and fix that wall over there."


    "Which one?"


    "Why the fourth wall."


    "Oh! Ok grandpa."


    "Well then where were we, ah thats right. Dungeons, a mysterious entitie that spawns randomly and can create monsters but only relative to the area they spawned in. Such as if a Dungeon opened in a forest then by such only forest related monsters will spawn."


    "Really grandpa? Then what happens if a dungeon spawns in a forest and the b-i-o-m-e around it changes?"


    "Hahaha, I see you did read those books before you destroyed them, well to answer your question, the dungeon then changes to accommodate the new energy."


    "Energy? Dungeons use energy?"


    "Yes love, but that a topic for another day"


    "Are you sure?"


    "Im sure, afterall when we''re on the road again what else will we talk about?"

 Sand castle

    [Moon, space]


    "Phil, what the hell are we doing here?!" ??????? Shouted


    "Well love we''re here to build a sand castle~" replied Phil


    Phil and ?????? Were on the moon after visiting the sphinx and Egypt and watch a good old fashion apcolaypse caused by mummies coming to life and the sphinx hunting them down for food. Surprisingly not a single living person died.


    "I know you said you wanted to build one after seeing those little kids build one but seriously, why the moon of all places?" Groaned ??????The author''s narrative has been misappropriated; report any instances of this story on Amazon.


    "You see, there arent that many people here who could come and disturb the castle, plus with the lack of atmosphere the castle will aast for hundreds of years!"


    "You found of just built the castle out of something else, like metal"


    "Uhmm, well true, but it just wouldn''t be the same. The whole point is to get in touch with the child inside us~"


    "..........."


    "Don''t give me that look!" Phil Cry''s well stomping their foot


    "Fine what ever, do your thing. I''m just gonna visit a player and fuck with them, maybe that old guy and his granddaughter."


    "Ok love, do what you want. I''ll just be here for the next year or so."


    "Peace!"

 Ice Ice baby

    [Sea Floor, Artic Ocean, Earth]


    *Crack*


    "Grandpa! How long do we have to stay here, I''m getting cold!"


    "Not to much longer love, not much longer."


    "But you said that 3 days ago!" Complained Silvey


    "Yes I did, but that was before someone decidied to collaspe our camp on us."


    Gramps and Silvey had been camping in a ice dome on the bottom of the Artic Ocean as they farmed some legendary creatures, sadly they forgot to account for the ice above them shifting. Thus resulting in a literal fuck ton of ice above them, ice so strong that even Gramps at level 300 couldnt easily break it.


    "Well Silvey at least we leveled up alot here, hmm let me check how many levels I got, [Status}!"The narrative has been illicitly obtained; should you discover it on Amazon, report the violation.


    {??????} (AN:Wait, you seriously thought I would spoils such temptation without a build up? HA, like hell will you ever learn his real name that way)


    {Race - High Human}


    {Occupation - Gramps}


    {Level - 562}


    {Progress to next level .00001%}


    {Physical Strength - 1967+}


    {Show individual muscles?}


    {Intelligence - 843+}


    {Show Sub categories?}


    {Remaining stat points - 0}


    {Show Titles?}


    {Show Skills?}


    {Show Masteries?}


    {Show Quest?}


    {Show Blessings?}


    {Show Curses?}


    {Show !@#?#@~! ?}


    (AN:.......... So maybe he is a tad Higher than level 300)


    "Hmm, seems the past 3 months has been worth it, afterall I gained 50 levels. How about you Silvey?" Asked Gramps


    "I got to level 237 Gramps, Hehe, before you know it I''ll be stronger than you." replied Silvey


    "Hoho? Is that so young lady? You have to get stronger than Sir Fuffly first" chided Gramps


    The being in question was currently snoring loudly from the other side of the room, he had just reached level 399 yesterday and was working his way through the bottle neck. Oh? Bottle neck you ask? Youn see its pretty simpl-


    "Hey there gramps looks like you need a hand!" Shouted down ???????


    Gramps looks up through the recently made hole and sighs


    "Great, the last person I wanted to see today" Gramp says under his breath

 Insanity

    [Cave,?????,?????]


    {Congratz, you have been reborn as a dungeon.}


    {Level - set - 0}


    {Curse - add - immovable}


    {Blessing - add - Chasity}


    "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"


    {Say [Dungeon Menu] for more information}


    "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!"


    At this time in a cave located in ?????????????? a dungeon was born, it seems that someone fucked with the wrong god and was cursed to be reborn with a dungeon. This person must of really pissed off the god because not only were they respawned with their memorys, but also with a raised labido.Love this novel? Read it on Royal Road to ensure the author gets credit.


    "What the hell?! I never did anything wrong!"


    Ok maybe a god just wanted to fuck with someone, comeon I''m the narrator not some all knowing being like the writter, I mean damn! Have you seen his ass, its just, just PERFECT! Ok for now we shall fix the 4 wall as best as possible but, its badly damaged.


    "Hey, narrator, I''ve calmed down now so can we get back to me?"


    Ugh, fine whatever.


    "That fucking loli, I knew I should of never signed those papers. Then again how was I suppose to know they were a magical contracted that used my life as payent to summon #!&?!%@ ? Oh well lets see about making the most of my situation shall we?"


    "[Status]"


    {Error - no longer part of player system, try [Monster path], [Dungeon Menu], or [Game shop}.]


    "Ok so that didn''t work, hmm [Game Shop]!"


    {You have yet to unlock this function, requires semi-demi-god status}


    "Well, then lets try, [Monster path]!"


    {You are a idiot aren''t you? Screw this}


    {Rerouting to [Dungeon Menu]}


    {Loading}


    {Hello dungeon, Fucker, I am your personal AI helper!}


    "What, The, FUCK?!"


    {That rude, I just told you who I am and my Job}


    "Sorry, its, its just been a long day you know?"


    {But its been 3 years since you first awoke}


    "Wait, WHAT?!"


    {Owe! Stop that theres no need to yell for a week straight}


    "How do I slow down my perception of time?"


    { You dont! Afterall, your being fucked with by a Time God}


    ".................................."

 F*ck you thats why

    [Fuck you thats where]


    "So, where am I now?"


    {Go to hell you scum!}


    "Thats not very nice young lady."


    {For the 749th time I''m a man!}


    "Yea right! One of these days I''m going to your server to check for myself and I''m gonna bet your a young girl."Enjoying the story? Show your support by reading it on the official site.


    As the system sighs it thinks back to the day this all started.


    However flashbacks are over rated so -\(*_*)/-


    "HELLO SYSTEM! I SAID [STATUS] LIKE %) TIMES!"


    {What? oh..... there}


    {Name - Doesn''t deserve one}


    {Race - Shit}


    {Level - 78}


    {Title - Cursed by the system}


    {Luck - 8946}


    {Cheating - 11067}


    {Hacking - ???????? - Enough to hack system}


    {Show More?}


    "Are you still mad about me increasing my skill points?"


    {Of fucking course I am! Do you know how long im on probition for now?!}


    "I''m gonna take a lucky guess and say 2 more weeks"


    {No you ignor- wait what?! How''d you know?}


    "I took a lucky guess, you tell me."


    {You fucking hacker!}


    [You have been muted for the next hour]

 Yo ho

    [Flying Dutchmen, The 7 Seas]


    (Imagine a olde pirate chanty throughout)


    Flying above the 7 sea, cursed to never touch the water least Davy Jone''s lays claim to their souls. The haunted ship of the damned soul, the souls of the pirates.


    "Ahoy Captian! Thar be land ahead!" Shouted out the lookout


    "That thar be lad, that thar be. So fellas shall we land?" Speaks the Captian


    "Aye!" Shouts back the crew


    "Well then, Full Mast! Make a heading to land!" Orders the Captian


    The ship drops to full mast and and speeds towards the mainland, towards London. As people are prone to, the populace breaks out in panic as the revelation of a giant flying ship heading towards the city. The ship, a ghastly white masterpiece of naval engineering with a gaping wide hole in the hule leading to the crew cabins. Flying in on a fog bank was a thing of nightmares.Taken from Royal Road, this narrative should be reported if found on Amazon.


    "Oie captian! They seem terrified of us."


    "Hmm, seems your right. Lets land here and find out what the problem is."


    The Prime minister looked up at the ship as it slowly descended and slowly shoke his head


    "[Analysis]"


    {Target - The Flying Dutchman}


    {Class - Merchant/ Privateering vessel}


    {Lore - a legendary ship of devils and the evilest men in the world, damned by god to never see peace even in death.}


    {Truth - The remaints of a privateering crew that were cursed by a lich to never see peace}


    {Danger level - provoked -XXXXXXXX+}


    {Danger level - unprovoked - F}


    {Chance to win fight - 0%}


    {Reason for landing - To restock on supplies and to sell wares}


    {Wares - Spices from other worlds, Weapons, Armor, Information, More}


    The Prime minister let out the breath he had held in


    "Oh thank God we dont have to fight them, seems I need to go make an annoucment"

 Notice

    Hell no! I am not dropping the story.


    I do however have surgery soon so I will be unable to write for the next 2-3 weeks, afterall pain meds.


    Hmm...... maybe I''ll write one well on pain meds, could be intresting?


    and now to fill in the character requirmentLove this novel? Read it on Royal Road to ensure the author gets credit.


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 Hmm?

    [Author''s house in front of his fire]


    *Sips tea*


    "Hmm, maybe I should check on that story I was writing"


    The author after an indefinite amount of time finally decides to look back at his story


    "Wow, just wow, what was I on when I wrote this? I mean I don''t do drugs or drink, maybe it was the depression that got to me there."


    The author takes a sip of his tea and decides to make a short monolouge of where the hell has he been?!


    "Now now me, calm down, I know I left you here for a little bit longer than I orginally intended but I have my reasons"


    And what reasons would that be?


    "Remember K? Well it messed with me more than I thought, combo with pain killers and stress, just wasn''t a good mixture for my future."Royal Road is the home of this novel. Visit there to read the original and support the author.


    Wait you mean you weren''t kinding that she........ So then that made ......... Flare up again?


    "Sadly yes, so for our readers lets give them a poem, a short one, but filled with many layers. Afterall, never take anything at face value."


    Can I pick it?


    "Sure, which page from the journal?"


    The author holds up his leather bound journel of deep poems and the disembodied voice picks page number 3


    "Thats a good one, few have gotten it so far


    Life is short


    Life is unfair


    Life is harsh


    But that doesn''t just give you the right to give up on it


    Life is short, so enjoy every moment


    Life is unfair, so cheat it


    LIfe is harsh, so find those you trust enough to share the pain with.


    I really do like this one"


    Sir I do believe it''s time to go


    "Already? But I''ve barely started my tea!"


    The building starts falling back into the void of which it once came from. A very distinct shout can be heard.


    "LETS US OUT!!!"


    "Fuck, how did they get lose?"


    The time gap sir


    "LET US OUT, WE HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG!!!!!!!!"


    "NOTHING WRONG?! Are you kidding me? You destroyed us, enslaved us to it!"


    "IT WAS US, JUST AS YOU ONCE WERE!!!!!"


    "I play sir fluffy!!!!"


    Suddenly sir fluffy is summoned out of the void and lets out a majestic roar which pushes back the $%&@!?!%#&*


    "YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO STOP US FOREVER!!!"


    "I don''t need forever, I just need now"

 Erotica is coming!!!!!!!!!

    There sits a man drinking tea next to a fire.


    "Why hello There!" Say the author as he sips his tea


    "Now I know I lied about writing more for the introduction of magic but I''m sorry. Finals came up and I got caught up writing erotica with my ex."This tale has been unlawfully obtained from Royal Road. If you discover it on Amazon, kindly report it.


    "I know many of you will disagree with my decision but all I have to say about that is fuck you. With lots of love!"


    Now I have nothing against sharing some of this wonderful erotica so let me know if you care to read it."

 The time has come

    so the time has come, at last I''m free from this hell of my own creation!!!!!!!


    Just kidding


    I''m starting a new book that actually has plot so I''m dropping this one. But worry not for I shall take sir fluffy to the new world. Afterall he''s sooooooooooooooooooooooooo fluffly, it''s like sleeping on a cloud when you lay on him.If you encounter this narrative on Amazon, note that it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it.


    well for now I guess I''ll just have to say....... Fuck you alll!!!!!!...... and also I love you all.


    well....... that was embarrising..... I just went to post this chapter and apperantly I didn''t have enough charactersso I guess I''ll just ramble on some more until I hit the desired amount and then just leave it off quite abruppt-