《Zombageddon》 Chapter 1 – The System "Fuck! Joseph, you have some shit taste in whiskey. Well, as daddy always said, ''Now that the bottle is open, its going to go bad.''"? Dan poured another shot and gulped it down, and before he could feel the burn leave him, he was pouring another. Stolen novel; please report.Dan felt his anger at Maria and Joseph start to well up, so he grabbed the bottle and stomped over to the couch to turn on the TV. "Dan, it''s not you. It''s just ever since the meteor shower, when you weren''t home I went over to Joseph''s house and we seemed to have a real connection. A real connection? What does that even mean?"? Dan looked up at the TV to find the evening news on. Some male news anchor with grey hair seemed to be talking to some pretty younger woman that had the air of professionalism. "Now Dr. Lafounte, you have a new amazing theory about the world wide meteor shower that occurred. Would you please explain why you believe that this was not a natural event?"? The male news anchor said. Chapter 2 – Chaos The crack of gunshots awoke Dan from his slumber. "Fuck what time is it?" >3:24 am CST Earth / 19.126..34 23145e GT Chapter 3 – A little lead in his left ear will straighten him up! >You have been awarded 14 GC. >Speak ''Shop'' to spend your Galactic Credits. >Speak ''System ID'' to view your statistics. >Speak ''Wallet'' to view your system property. Chapter 4 – Highway to Hell >You have been awarded 5 GC. >Based on your actions you have leveled. As such you now have a decreased chance of being culled, and have a 10% of resisting Zombie infection. >You are now able to choose a physical enhancement from the system. Say ''Level Up''? to choose amongst available options. >You have come in contact with nanite blood. You have gained 22k worth of nanites, healing rate increase by minimal amount. >You have been awarded 7 GC. >You have come in contact with nanite blood. You have gained 45k worth of nanites, healing rate increase by minimal amount. Chapter 5 – Safehouse… >Level up initiated... Tier 1 upgrades available. >Cybernetic Implant: Basic Neural Net - The basic Neural Net package upgrades the ability to access the System will be improved. Network connection will be established. Increase in processing power, reaction times, and memory. >Cybernetic Implant: Detoxification Scrubber - the basic Detoxification Scrubber package upgrades the host ability to resist poisons and toxicants. Small increase in the ability to survive natural diseases. Slight increase in general health and slight decrease in aging. >Cybernetic Programming: Zombie Resistance I - Decrease chance of being culled by 50%. Increase resistance of being turned into a Zombie by 10%. >Please choose upgrade package through voice command. >Please find a safe place to rest for the next four hours as package is installed. >When ready state, ''Initiate''.