《RE: Books》 Re: Goblin Creator (1) RE: goblin creator. My name was¡­.what was my name? meh who cares well I know how I died¡­murder¡­.by a close friend named¡­..fuck what was their name¡­.can¡¯t remember if I was a guy or a girl¡­dammit¡­..well saying it bluntly, I Died, Done¡­then I met a god¡­of goblins. I woke up and saw a gigantic goblin staring at me while he was sitting on a throne made of golden skulls with the words ''GOBLIN GOD'' engraved on it. ''''Hello young one I am the god of goblins'''' (Goblin god) He said in a loud voice. ''''I can tell...'''' (Me He looked at me with wide eyes for a good five seconds before saying. ''''What...HOW!??'''' (Goblin god) Did I mention that he''s a giant goblin...on a throne of golden skulls that have the words ''GOBLIN GOD'' engraved on it? ''''You''re a giant goblin on a throne of golden skulls with the words ''GOBLIN GOD'' engraved on it....so it''s kind of a no brainer'''' (Me) I said while I was looking at the goblin god. ''''Oh Right¡­..so you¡¯re now my champion that will make those other races know the terror of the goblin race¡­lucky you, and you can have one ability like....Teleportation or super speed or even super attractiveness¡­I don''t know how that last one would work though'''' (Goblin god) I thought for about five minutes until I finally said. ''''Power to create anything Including Life and worlds¡­.So basically be a god¡­'''' (Me) The goblin god looked at me with wide eyes for a moment before saying. ''''One second¡­¡­okay¡­..alright¡­¡­.I¡¯ll give you a small tip on my high reproduction¡­..okay¡­¡­sure¡­.deal. okay sorry about that I just had to check with the other gods most replied with ¡®¡¯Damn my champion went with super strength¡¯¡¯ or ¡®¡¯FUCK THAT¡¯S O.P!!!¡¯¡¯ somehow fifty one percent of the gods said you can have it¡­.after a bit of bribing¡­.well goodbye my champion'''' (Goblin god) When he said that I noticed myself vanishing so I said.Did you know this text is from a different site? Read the official version to support the creator. ''''Goodbye...my god'''' (Me) Day 1: I can¡¯t move or see at all. Day 2: I can move my hands and see some things in a blurry way. Day 3: I¡¯m now the size of a child and I¡¯m pretty ugly¡­.well I am a goblin so I should¡¯ve expected that...oh right my abilities let¡¯s see¡­.[Create Wolf]¡­..a wolf came out of nowhere panting at me he is mostly dark grey with black spots here and there I named him Void¡­.okay let¡¯s experiment. [Create Goblin Wolf Hybrid]¡­..a very furry goblin came out of nowhere and it¡¯s a female she looks like a furry little girl with the same fur colour as Void so I named her Abyss¡­.when the other goblins saw them they naturally tried to attack them but I stopped them by thinking. [Create White Ogre]¡­A white healer looking ogre came out of nowhere and blocked most of the attacks until an old looking hobgoblin came out of a room he asked. ''''What''s going on here??'''' (Old hobgoblin) ''''Just testing my new abilities'''' (Me) ''''¡­.Don¡¯t jest young one¡­now why is there an ogre here?'''' (Old hobgoblin) ''''The.....master¡­.created¡­.me.'''' (White Ogre) The white ogre spoke in a soft slow voice so the old hobgoblin understood. ''''Anyways...who are you?'''' (Me) I asked quickly ''''I AM YOUR KING!!!'''' (Old hobgoblin) Well didn¡¯t see that coming¡­wait¡­just in case he attack me I''ll create a bodyguard [Create Werewolf White Ogre Vampire Hybrid]¡­..a white furred ogre with fangs and claws came out of nowhere¡­..holy shit this looks badass as hell¡­I named him Cold heart¡­after I named him he said ''''My lord thank you for creating me I will do my best to protect you¡­'''' (Cold heart) He said those words in a deep quiet voice which sounded quite creepy but soothing at the same time¡­.then I named the white ogre Light¡­he said ''''Master¡­.Thank¡­.you¡­.for¡­.naming¡­..me¡­.'''' (Light) He spoke in the same soft and slow voice as before as he bowed to me after that I spoke to Abyss who quickly said. ''''OOH MASTER MASTER HI MASTER OOH MASTER LOOKED AT ME!!! YAY!!!'''' (Abyss) ¡­.Well¡­she¡¯s loud and energetic¡­after she spoke I rubbed her head and she smiled like a puppy would¡­.must not give in to the cuteness¡­..must resist¡­¡­.resistance failed. ''''SO CUTE!!" (Me) ''''So....cute'''' (Light) ''''So cute'''' (Cold heart) We all said the same words at the same time and after we all laughed a bit the Hobgoblin king just says ''''Okay okay let me think about what just happened¡­.you create your own race out of nothing and It can speak and think¡­.oh great goblin god thank you for hearing our prayers!'''' (Hobgoblin king) ''''I can¡¯t just create life I can also create objects like this. [Create Flaming Hatchet].'''' (Me) After I said that a flaming hatchet appeared in my right hand. ''''Oh great goblin god thank you¡­THANK YOU!!.'''' (Hobgoblin king) As he said that I started feeling a bit happy¡­.I don¡¯t know why but I''m really going to like it here. ------------ The End. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- just going to say that this is an edited version of this book that I made ages ago...I''ll post the unedited version after this chap is out :D -Red ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Re: Goblin creator [Unedited version] (1.5) RE: goblin creator my name was¡­.what was my name? meh who cares well I know how I died¡­murder¡­.by a close friend named¡­..fuck what was their name¡­.can¡¯t remember if I was a guy or a girl¡­dammit¡­..well saying it bluntly, I Died, Done¡­then I met a god¡­of goblins Goblin God: Hello young one I am the god of goblins. Me: I can tell¡­ Goblin God: What HOW!? Me: You¡¯re a giant goblin¡­. Goblin God: Oh Right¡­..so you¡¯re now my champion¡­lucky you, and you can have one ability like. Teleportation or super speed or even super attractiveness¡­ Me: Power to create anything Including Life and worlds¡­.So basically be a god¡­ Goblin God: one sec¡­¡­okay¡­..alright¡­¡­.I¡¯ll give you a small tip on my high reproduction¡­..okay¡­¡­sure¡­.Deal. Okay sorry about that I just had to check with the other gods most replied with ¡®¡¯Damn my champion went with super strength¡¯¡¯ or ¡®¡¯FUCK THAT¡¯S O.P!!!¡¯¡¯ somehow 51% of the gods said you can have it¡­.after a bit of bribing¡­.well bye Me: seeya.Reading on this site? This novel is published elsewhere. Support the author by seeking out the original. Day 1: Cant move or see. Day 2: Can move my hands and see everything in a blurry way. Day 3: I¡¯m now the size of a child and I¡¯m pretty ugly¡­.well I am a goblin so I should¡¯ve expected that...oh right my abilities let¡¯s see¡­.Create wolf¡­..a wolf came out of nowhere panting at me he is mostly dark grey with black spots here and there I named him Void¡­.hmm let¡¯s experiment. Create Goblin Wolf Hybrid¡­..a very furry goblin came out of nowhere and it¡¯s a female she looks like a furry little girl with the same fur colour as Void so I named her Abyss¡­.when the other goblins saw them they naturally tried to attack them but I stopped them by thinking. Create White Ogre¡­A white healer looking ogre came out of nowhere and blocked most of the attacks until an old looking hobgoblin came out of a room he asked.. Old Hobgobln: What¡¯s going on here?? Me: just testing my new abilities. Old Hobgoblin:¡­.Don¡¯t Jest young one¡­now why is there an ogre here? White Ogr:e Master¡­.created¡­.me. The white ogre spoke in a soft slow voice so the old hobgoblin understood. Me: anyways who are you?? I asked quickly Old Hobgoblin: I AM YOUR KING!!! Well didn¡¯t see that coming¡­wait¡­..Create Werewolf White Ogre Vampire Hybrid¡­..a white furred ogre with fangs and claws came out of nowhere¡­..holy shit this looks badass as hell¡­I named him Cold heart¡­after I named him he said Cold Heart: my lord thank you for creating me I will do my best to protect you¡­ He said those words in a deep quiet voice which sounded quite creepy but soothing at the same time¡­.then I named the white ogre Light¡­he said Light: Master¡­.Thank¡­.you¡­.for¡­.naming¡­..me¡­.[Bows]. He spoke in the same soft and slow voice as before then I spoke to Abyss who quickly said. Abyss: OOH MASTER MASTER HI MASTER OOH MASTER LOOKED AT ME!!! YAY!!! ¡­.well¡­she¡¯s loud and energetic¡­after she spoke I rubbed her head and she smiled like a puppy would¡­.must not give in to the cuteness¡­..must resist¡­¡­.resistance failed. Me: SO CUTE!!!. Light: So¡­.Cute. Cold Heart: so cute. We all said the same words at the same time and after we all laughed a bit the Hobgoblin king just says Hobgoblin King: Okay okay let me think about what just happened¡­.you create your own race out of nothing and It can speak and think¡­.oh great goblin god thank you for hearing our prayers! Me: I can¡¯t just create life I can also create objects like this. Create Hatchet. After I said that a hatchet appeared in my right hand. Hobgoblin King: oh great goblin god thank you¡­THANK YOU!!. As he said that I started feeling a bit happy¡­.i don¡¯t know why but I am really going to like it here. Re: Hero Slime (2) ''Where am I?...okay remember...uh...my name was....something but I don''t seem to remember.....wait....what gender was I.....what species was I..........do I even exist?'' (Thoughts) ''''Well....you don''t exist anymore but I can grant you life once again if you become my champion, young soul'''' (???) I heard a disembodied voice from what seemed like everywhere all I could ask was. ''''Who are you?'''' (Me) I saw a blinding flash come out of nowhere and what came out was....a giant blob. ''''Hey I''m not a blob I''m the proud goddess of slimes...so will you accept the deal?'''' (Slime goddess) I thought for a moment and wanted a bit more out of the deal so I said. ''''Can you grant me an ability or something?'''' (Me) The Slime goddess looked a bit annoyed and said. ''''Dammit...I thought I could get out of bestowing you a power......fine what is it?'''' (Slime godess)This text was taken from Royal Road. Help the author by reading the original version there. I once again thought for a moment and I said. ''''I want to be an over powered hero and save the world.'''' (Me) The goddess looked at me and just said. ''''-sigh- Another one....fuck it fine have some light magic and an all ''powerful'' and ''legendary'' sword to fight stuff....'''' (Slime Goddess) I grinned with all my might and said. ''''YES!!!.....-cough- sorry about that.....thank you oh beautiful goddess...'''' (Me) She simply said. ''''Oh yeah you''re also going to be a slime...bye'''' (Slime goddess) I began vanishing and my last word to the Slime goddess was. ''''What......WAIT WHAT!!!???'''' (Me) And then I vanished from the realm of the gods and found myself...alone....in a cave....I began looking around and then I saw... ''''A heroes sword'''' (Me) It was obviously a heroes sword because it looked like it was made of silver which it was obviously not...probably mithril and it had a golden glow around it. (It''s actually a silver sword and the golden glow is a chuns imagination) I walked to the glowing sword and tried to grab it....until I remembered that I have no hands...or arms.....or legs.......I''m just a slime........wait....can''t slimes absorb things in fantasy novels........what if I... -Five hours later- ''''DAMMIT I CAN''T DO IT, I CAN''T ABSORB THE LEGENDARY SWORD INTO MY BODY...WHY CAN''T I ABSORB IT!!!???'''' (Me) (This is because he is not using the skill known by all slimes as [Absorb]) ''''-deep...breath?- Okay...so I can''t absorb the sword....maybe I should just try out magic.....GO MAGIC LIGHT.........why did nothing come out?'''' (Me) (The light magic did not come out because you didn''t 1. train in magic. 2.you are not using the basic magic skill [Small light] or 3. You are a total idiot....you decide out of those three choices.....frankly I''d choose number 3) ''''ALRIGHT WHAT IS THAT VOICE AND WHERE IS IT COMING FROM SO I CAN BASH ITS HEAD IT??!'''' (Me) (Hello there I am the system and I am here to help you with your new powers...but only if you can''t figure them out.........damn idiotic chun making me leave my vacation in the Bahamas) ''''-deep breath?- Okay can you help me?'''' (Me) (Say please and call me System-sensei) ''''What!?.....okay fine.......can you help me......System-sensei'''' (Me) (No.) ''''WHAT!!?? WHY THE HELL NOT!!!???'''' (Me) (You must kneel to me.) ''''WHAT....you know what...I''ll just figure this out myself....I don''t need you!'''' (Me) (Okay, goodbye) ''''Finally...'''' (Me) (Oh right....I almost forgot but without me your abilities don''t work so...bye) ''''NOOOOOOO!!!'''' (Me) ------------- THE END RE: tamer dwarf. (3) ''Where am I?...Who am I?.....What am I?...'' (My thoughts) I was thinking the only questions I could in this dark void until I heard a voice. ''''Hello there young one.....I sense a great amount of strength in your soul.....but an equal great amount of evil as well.......I will take this risk to reincarnate you......do you accept young one?'''' (???) ''That depends......who are you?'' (My thoughts) ''''I am the god of dwarves and I want a drink so can we get this over with...'''' (Dwarf god) ''Do I get anything out of it?'' (My thoughts) ''''-sigh- Alright you get one ability now choose quickly'''' (Dwarf god) I thought about it for a short while until I thought. ''I want to be able to tame anything with a 100% chance of success'' (My thoughts) ''''Fine...now I''m gonna go get a drink'''' (Dwarf god) The Dwarf god left and I started vanishing until I said. ''''Time to fuck this entire world up....again'''' (Me) --Five years later-- ''''Mommy can I please have a pet?'''' (Me)The narrative has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the infringement. My mother turned around and said. ''''Sure son....what do you want?'''' (Mother) I said. ''''A Great fire bear'''' (Me) She had no look of shock on her face and said. ''''Okay sweetheart but you have to feed it....with my connections it''ll take around two days to get it so just wait for that amount of time and you''ll get it'''' (Mother) I simply replied with. ''''Okay!!'''' (Me) ----Two days later---- "Your majesty the great fire bear is here'''' (Guard) Also did I mention that my parents are the king and queen of the dwarves?....oh yeah I didn''t. ''''Great now bring it to my son.'''' (Father) The guard looked shocked and said. ''''But m''lord what if the bear attacks your son.....I know that he''s good with animals but this is a magic beast.....do you want your heir to die...?'''' (Guard) Father didn''t give a second look and said. ''''Just bring it in here.'''' (Father) My father let off a terrifying aura and the guard could only pity me and say. ''''Yes m''lord'''' (Guard) When he said that a giant red bear with fire around its arms comes in a cage while it''s being dragged by the four strongest of our kingdom....now three strongest. ''''Let the bear out.'''' (Me) When I said that one of the three said. ''''What....you little brat...do you want to die!? who are you anyway??!'''' (Dumbass 1) When he said that his equally dumb friend said. ''''Yeah, at best you''re a servant boy...so scram'''' (Dumbass 2) Then he kicked me and the third dumbass said to my father. ''''My king we have brought the bear for the prince....now for the payment?'''' (Dumbass 3) My father had a look of fury in his eyes like he never had before. ''''You get nothing.'''' (Father) The third dumbass said. ''''What!? why is that my king??!'''' (Dumbass 3) Father simply cut off dumbass number two''s head and said. ''''He kicked my son and you mocked him....so you must die for 1. assaulting royalty and 2. insulting royalty to their face.'''' (Father) The third dumbass said. ''''When did we ever assault royalty?!...'''' (Dumbass 3) When he said that Dumbass 1 got his head cut off too. ''''Remember the servant boy?'''' (Me) I said as I grabbed the third dumbasses knife and cut out his eye. ''''Wha- AAAARGH!!! YOU LITTLE FUCK!!! I''LL KILL YOU!!!!'''' (Dumbass 3) My father kicked him to the ground and said. ''''3. Threatening royalty...'''' (Father) Then he shoved his greatsword into the dumbasses chest and left him there to die.....but while the fight was going on the beat got out of the cage so I simply said. ''''[Tame].......now mister bearsy do you want to play?!'''' (Me) When I tamed the bear it went from rabid and ferocious to a puppy that wants hugs. ----Fifteen years later---- ''''I''ve finally taken it over...'''' I said as I was standing over the corpse of every king and queen in the world then a bear man said. ''''This world is ours now...my lord...'''' (???) I said to him. ''''Good job with the towns....Mister bearsy..'''' (Me) -------------------- THE END.