《An Edgy Tale Of An Edgy Teen》 Partys Are For Losers "Mooooooom, where are my black horns? i need them for my cosplay!" the young adult, appropiatly named Daedge, shouted at his poor mother. today he was going to to go a convent for edgy tee- i mean, "cool young adults". he threw his vampire books on the floor, causing a loud bang to resound through the house. after a few seconds of Daedge *Trigger mode*, an eldery little woman ran up, in her hands were two crooked horns, looking like that of a male sheep. they gleamed slightly in the pink light, coming from the lamp. Daedge had painted it crimson a few years ago, but due to the time passing, it had turned a pale pink. he had told his mom to vhange it many times, but she was already stressed as it was. "ugh, mom! look, a bleamish, my life is ruined!" he snached the horns from her trembeling hands, and pointed at a smudge, clarely triggered. his black make-up was melting off his face, becouse he was cry- ehem, in order to make it look extra cool and dark and evil and demonic. he was wearing black robes with blood (strawberry jam) splattered over them. in his hand, he was holding a bloody knife he had bought at Toys R Us for nine ninety nine. "mom, i was supposed to be a demonic cult satanist from hell, and youve ruined it! my life is going to be ruined, all my fr-, fellow young adults are goint to throw me out of the "evil, crazy, insane, depressed, super evil, society of doom"!!" he threw the horns to the ground, smashing them into small papery bits. "buhuhu, where did i go wrong!..." the woman breaks down, sobbing into her cupped hands. "geez mom! stop being so sensitive!!" Daedge rushes out the door, out to the black saab 94, and drives away to the convention. after a while of driving in an edgy manner, he reached the place. the place was decorated with spiderwebs, ghosts, and other halloweeny stuff. they didnt have enugh money to buy real stuff, so they used the same things they used for the halloween party. he pushed the door open, and was greeted with what could only be discribed as "Edgy". most people were dressed in black, a few splatters of blood (red paint) here and there. almost everyone had a knife, and some sort of demonic accesory. everyone had white makeup, and black hair. "sound test, sound test, oh, hello! i wish to welcome everyone who came to "Vampcon, real vampires only"! do we have any huuuuunnngry vampires here?"If you spot this story on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation. "whooooooo" "yeeeaaaa" "i just wanna drink bloooooooood!" the crowd cheered loudly as the spokes person reeled them on from the stage before them. "can i hear an S!?" "S!!" "can i hear a A!?" "A!!" and so it went on, until he loudly cheered, " GIMME A Sacrifice the guy who does not have horns, you, over there, Daedge, was it? yea, that guy." "SACRIFICE THE GUY WHO DOES NOT HAVE HORNS, YOU, OVER THERE, DAEDGE WAS IT? YEA, THAT GUY!!!" "wait what" Daedge took a step back, and stopped cheering. the crowd turned to him, fangs sticking out from their lips. wether they were real or fake, is up for you to decide. the people around his took grip of his arms, and lifted him up. he was then carried from the crowd, to the stage, all whilst under heavy cheering. "BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD" on the stage, an altar had been set. the lights had been changed to "dim romantic", giving the whole thing an evil tone. Daedge would have struggled, but the cheering went over his "uh, let me down" and "hey, im serious, i have a homo-intolerance!". when he finaly reached the altar, the one who had riled them up ( a well dressed young man, wearing glasses and a dark robe) fastened him to the altar. it was thich, and black. multple electric candles were set on it, in order to make it look even more edgy. the man brought out a sharp, red, dagger. "BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD, what is that a real knife?" "AND NOW, WE SHALL OPEN UP THE VIRGIN SACRIFICE" the man loudly yelled, which made the crowd go back into the "Mob" mode. "ugh, did you HAVE to tell everyone?" the man helt the knife over Daedges heart, positioning it with both hands. in a matter of moments he stabbed it into the soft flesh. it sank in deeply, making its way through the beating heart. "ugh" Daedge grunted as he felt the knife entering his flesh. it felt electric, sending out waves of pain. the blood gushed, and a few of the people in the crowd puked on the ground. but most thought it was a stage play, and kept screaming "BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOD". everything turned black for Daedge, and he passed out, never to awake again. the man pulled out the knife, revealing it to be a deep, crimson colour. blood started splurting in waves, and he grinned ear to ear. he grabbed hold of a goblet, and held it by the wound. a few deciliters of blood fell into it, and he brought it to his mouth. he took a gulp of the blood, and then he threw it out on the crowd. the blood hit them sqare on the face, turning most pale. "and now, we dine!" the man shouted, taking out a large machette from nowhere, and cutting the head of Daedge. another man, a bit older, shuffled about the crowd, whispering to them "its just a play, and play along" this calmed them down, and a few were even in awe of how realistic it was. some made their way up to the altar, and as a reward, they were offered a goblet of warm, sticky blood. Daedge, however, was long gone. well then! since you got this far, i belive you might just have liked it! please, do tell me what you think! Save The Girl And Eat Her Core, Thats How The Cool Guys Do It now, where didDaegde find himself after he dieded? was it a black void? some asshole god? did he hear a voice niether old nor young? nope. he awoke to... a wierd scene to say the least. around him was nothing. he could barely see. some sort of muddy thing was covering his "eye". oh, you want to know his thoughts? sure, sure. ¡äAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH¡ä he thought, since he had just been stabbed to death. after the author calmed him down, he returned to his calm, edgy persona. ¡äw-where am i? the hell is my body??¡ä he attempted to move his new new body. his body had a dark blue murky colour. it was basicly a sphere, with a black marble floating in the centre. that was his body. he had great trouble wiggeling since he was not used to being a single cell or whatever you may call it. ¡ägoddamn, it so murky! like the darkness of hell! which i like *wink*¡ä he truly had no sense of normal. another peculiar thing was that he had a full view. he could see below himself, above himself, everything. ¡äshit! the hell is this!¡ä he could see everything around himself, but it was so murky he could still see jack shit. in the corner of his eye, he suddently saw something. a red, fierce colour. like that of a flame. ¡äthe hell izzat... wonder if its burning a corpse! hue hue...¡ä he tried focusing on the burning thing, only to temporarely loose most of his sight. but while he couldnt see below or above himself anymore, he could make out what the flame was. ¡äwhat in the name of the erogodess¡ä it really was a flame. it floated on nothing. at the base of it, there seemed to be some sort of red marble. he hadent seen it before, but the flame was trying to set fire to a piece of dirt. a small flower grew from it, but his vision had been too murky to see it. ¡äthe the hell is going on?? is that fire picking on a piece of dirt???¡ä he tried reaching out a hand to them, and his body moved. his overall mass around his "eye" diminished, but in its place, he could see it becoming murkier. he tried moving his arm tentackle thing so that he could still see, and to his surprise, it worked. in fact, he could see more clearly now. he couldnt move towards them, but he could atleast reach out that arm thingy. he started by trying touching the flame thingy. "sizzle" he felt how his arm got hotter, yet he felt no pain. just a warm sensation. the flame, on the other hand, turned its attention to him, and seemed pissed off. it attempted to do what Daedge just did, but it failed. its tentackle thingy never got to the size Daedge had gotten his. instead of attacking from long range, the flame decided to close in. the dirt thingy now noticed Daedge. if it was a girl, he was sure it fucking blushed right there. the flame thing closed in, and its body really was flaming hot. he could easily feel it, only he had no idea how to move. he extended his tentackle, and touched the core. "sizzle" the flame wavered. ¡äaha! weakpoint found! now prepere to meet your end, ha ha!¡ä he practikly threw the tentackle at the core. the tentackle went right through the orb, or did the orb go right through the tentackle? anyways, the flame made some sort of sound, like a "KKIIIIIIII" or "HISSSSSSS", showing it was clearly damaged. the flame was sufficated, and the red marble (Core) was alone. the dirt thingy almost ran up to him. he could swear he saw a skirt flapping or something. but instead of a girl runnning up and huging him, the dirt thing went straight through him. in fact, he could see that in the flower was a green marble. the second their bodies touched, she went straight through him.This tale has been unlawfully lifted from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere. the dirt was unharmed, but all the plants on it were gone. that included the flower with its core. his tentackle returned to himself, and he could now see how a red marble, and a green, marble was currently inside his body. one culd call it floating, but they were not. they were slowly but surely moving to his core. ¡äthe fuck is even happening¡ä ¡ãdue to completing quest: "save the poor villager!", you have been awarded eight exp.¡ã ¡äwait wait wait, the focking hell??? ok ok ok, first... WHY THE FUCK IS THERE TEXT?? hm... wait, i was killed, right?! could i have been summoned to a fantasy world?!?¡ä he happily waved his tentackle, and he let it retrackt into his body. the two marbles had still not gotten to his "eye". he could still not move, but now he had something to do. ¡ä...¡ä a full minute of silence followed. ¡äcome on! the hell are you even going!?¡äat his anger, he somehow made the two marbles go faster. this was becouse earlier, he had not even attempted to conciously make them merge with his core. oh right, thats what happens now. the two marbles enter his black core, and basicly merge with it. ¡ã+2 exp¡ã ¡ãlevel up!¡ã ¡äwhoop. level up, what do i get?¡ä ¡ãreached Lv2¡ã ¡ãevolution will now commence¡ã ¡äwait what¡ä he felt something pressuring his core. and the he lost sight. he was still concious, but he could not see, and niether could he feel his body. his body, on the other hand, was moving. a blob formed below it, resembeling a drop or something. it was in fact, a tiny body. it had no arms, and it was quite thin. it had two stubby legs which made it look "kawaii chibi desu". ¡äthe fuck is even happening anymore¡ä inside his body, a few flakes of the core loosened, and it shimmered. the black marble seemed to have taken on a darker colour. small flakes of black something floated about his body. if one saw this thing from afar, they would see a big round head, and a tiny body with two tiny stubby legs. it was rather cute, in fact. ¡ähm, my sense of touch and vision is returning to me!¡ä his vision has improved, and he felt how he actually had legs. ¡älegs... hey, why couldnt i have a blade?! with a blade i could atleast kill someone!¡ä he tested if he could move and/or walk, which he could. with his stubby legs he walked around wherever he was. as his vision had improved, he could see nothing. some distance awa there was some sort of blue blob, which he approached. ¡äheeeeeeeey, blue fuck. where are we? tell me or ill absorb you or something!¡ä he had gotten a bit proud over defeating the flame and the dirt thingys. the water didnt do anything. it turned its attention to Daedge, and did nothing. a few seconds of awkward silence followed. ¡ãyou have started: "save the princess!" by talking to Old Man¡ã ¡äa quest?? what the fuck god?!¡ä as he thurrowly belived he had been dragged there by some god, he was totally going to blame all his troubles on god. ¡äwell, if yer not going to say anything else, imma absorb ya!¡ä Daedge walked straight into the floating blob. their fluids mixed, and when Daedge left, the blob colapsed onto itself and he had taken the marble. -Chapter Two End- since yer seeing this, it means you read it! welp. what doya think? am idoing it right? am i doing it wrong? just tell me man. Skulls Would Be Cooler ¡äwhy marbles? would be way cooler if it was skulls... or a knife!¡äas he was thinking of what would be cooler then a mrble, he failed to notice the incming danger. oldy when a chunk of his back had blown away, and he noticied it had gotten cold, did he turn around. ¡äwhat the fuck?¡ä what he say was a large whirlwhind. in the centre of it was a marble which seemed to be made of glass. ¡äfour elements huh? Clicheeeeeeeeeee¡ä his eeeeees continued even when the large creature attepted to run into him. his stubby legs pushed him away, and he fell over. he laid on his back, and he now could guess where he was. above him was a black sky. he could see stars, but they were hidden by thick clouds. the ground below him was hard, and compact. ¡äflippin'' METAL YEAH¡ä the ground was hard like hell, but it was some sort of metall. it was grey, but not shiny. it had a dim colour, and it was somehow... different to the normal iron or steel. it was more grey, and less metallic. if he looked to the left, far off, he could see a mass of land. since he didnt have the time to take notice of all he saw, he instead ran from the tornado. altough he could not see if there was an atmosphere, there was gravity. inside the tornado, he could faintly see some sort of white creature. it was completely white, and it gave out a white glow.¡äwait, it cant be... izzat the princess?... fuck no! im not saving some tiny ass weak glowing thingy from a MOTHERFUCKING TORNADO¡ä he quickly ran for his life towards the piece of dirt. the tornado was going rather slowly, but it was clearly after him. sadly, his stumpy legs could not carry him that far, nor that fast. he fell, and the tornado got him. his body was flung up, and swirled around, and around, and around. he got dizzy like hell, but still he was fine. a few pieces of his body were ripped from him, yet he still felt no pain. ¡äswirling around in a tornado... just like the second last plane in Dantes hell where the lustfull are sentenced to be swirling in a tornado for all eternaty! damn, my darkness is inkresing, im just getting more and more crazy from this! hue hue, if i was at home im sure they would put me in a mental hospital!...¡äUnauthorized usage: this tale is on Amazon without the author''s consent. Report any sightings. while he was thinking of this, he did not realize his body was getting further into the centre, where the core was hovering. his body slammed right into the core, and the whole thing dissaporated. ¡ädafuq¡ä the small white glowing creature that was also twirling around inside of the tornado, had also fallen to the floor. the thing ran up Daedge. it was basicly a hovering sphere, with three thick needle like things like arms and body. two of the needles spread wide, and if it was a human, she would have given him a big, warm hug. the head like sphere met with his head, and it sunk into him. ¡ä???¡ä Daedge was confused as all hell. the white thing merged itself into a small white glowing ball, and it was going towards his "eye" together with the glass like marble the tornado had in itself. ¡ãdue to completing quest: "Save the princess!", you have gained 8 Exp¡ã ¡ã+2Exp¡ã ¡ãlevel up!¡ã ¡ãyou have reached Lv 3¡ã ¡ãEvolution will now commence¡ã ¡äwait, will i evolve every time i¡ä then his vision and feeling dissapeared like a burger in front of a hungry human. his body fell down, and someone looking at it would think that it was melting. the core released some more flakes, and the already exsisting flakes merged with the new, and they made the liquid around them turn darker. the body rose again, and not its legs were longer. they were slender, and there were as usuall no arms. it was very slim, but on the right side of the head, a blob hung. ¡äis it over?¡ä ¡ãdue to collecting all different types of Wisp Cores, you can now form a "Lesser Dark/Water Core", a "Lesser Acid Core" or a "Lesser Poison Core". what would you like to form? you may one choose one of the options presented.¡ã ¡ähuh?¡ä - Chapter End - so, welp. im letting you peeps choose! just comment. and add a thought in for good measure! i have a few scheches of the forms, so if anyone would like to take contact with me or anything, just ask man. id love to chat with someone. Defeat The Evil Darkness! if Daedge still had eyes, they would no doubt be blinking in confusion. the blob by the side of his head created certain unbalance, but he could manage it if he leaned slightly to the left. he stared at the floating sceen, a bit unsure of what do do. ¡ädar/water... acid, of poison? too good!¡ä he sat down crosslegged, in deep thoughts. with poison he could poison people, acid, he could melt people, but dark/water? what did that do? ¡äpah, no coice! the darkness within me is telling me to choose dark/water!¡ä (yes, if there is a choice you peeps influence, hell be calling you the darkness within him. blame the edgyness.) he didnt really know how this would work, but he hoped just choosing it in his head would be enugh. ¡ãyou have chosen "Lesser Dark/Water Core". commencing forming...¡ã in the blob hanging from his head, a small black marble appeared. the flakes and blobs the his "eye" had released were absorbed by the new core, and soon it had taken a black colour. three small blue marbles floated around it, like planets orbiting a sun. or moons orbiting a planet. whatever. ¡äwait, this blob thingy feels... kind of like.. and arm?¡ä he wiggeled the blob. it flopped to and fro, and if he tried to move his fingers, the small blue marbles inside of it moved. ¡äyyyeeeeeaaaaa, now... what do i do now?¡ä he looked around himself. in the far distance, that piece of land still laid there. to the other way, there was apperently a blob of water that had now appared. ¡äwhat who are you?...¡ä the blue blod wiggeled as it moved over to Daedge. Daegde took a few steps back, but the blob had stopped moving. Daedge sat himself down. ¡älemmi guess, its a quest giver again?¡ä ¡ãyou have started quest: "Save the village from the evil Darkness!"¡ã ¡ãbegin by following Mira¡ã ¡äMira? who the fuck is-, oh.¡ä he looked up at the large blue blob before him. it bounced slightly as it turned around and dashed away. ¡äwhoa! slow down! are you trying to kill me?? ugh, fockin GEEZ¡ä he had a little trouble moving his now long and slender legs, but he could. the hardest part, was probobly that there were no feet. it just ended in a sharp point sticking down. after a little while of fubeling and falling, he cought up to the giant blob. in the distance, he could see some sort of giant black thing. it looked like a giant human, but it was black. black like the void of space. one could see through it slightly, and so, one could see its belly. the belly was bulging, and inside a bunch of dirt, water, fire, and wind was all fighting and squirming. the water killed off the fire, the fire burned the dirt, the dirt crushed the wind, and the wind ripped the water apart. the giant human like creatures belly, was a giant mouth. the creature constantly grabbed what he knew know is a wisp, and it stuck it straight into its belly. the whole thing would me seen as gross, disgusting and horrible, but not for Daedge. ¡ädamn, thats so fockin cool! so dark and edgy! i love it!¡ä he fumbeled over there, and now he noticed something. the wisps the creature was eating, were not destroyed or anything. inside the belly, several tentackle like things connected to the dirt wisps, and the water wisps.Enjoying this book? Seek out the original to ensure the author gets credit. the blob had stopped in its tracks, and was wiggeling. ¡ädafuq are you even doing? youre a huge blob! you should be able to defeat this fucker, no?¡ä the blob did not reply. around where they were, there were actually houses. not really, it was more of a bunch of dirt wisps formed like houses. it was certainly wierd. the large black creature towered over the blob, alteast ten times the size. "KUUUAAAAAA" ¡äGEEZ THAT SCARED ME¡ä the large creature growled as it noticed Daedge and the blob. the blob ran and took shelter behind a house formed dirt wisp. the black creature stared at him, and after a while of satring contest, it left. ¡ähey! werent you supposed to like, attack me or someting?!¡ä ¡ãcompleted quest: "Save the village from the evil Darkness!" 8 Exp have been awarded¡ã ¡ä...¡ä the blob came back from its hiding, and it walked/rolled over to a confused Daedge. after staring at him for a while: ¡ãthe quest "Save the village from the evil Darkness!" has continued into "Save the country of --- from the evil darkness!"¡ã ¡ähuh? its continuing... a chain quest?¡ä just as the message faded, his eyes returned to the blob. ¡ähey, blob can you actua-¡ä a black spear stabbed through it. the black blade twisted around, and some sort of thick blue liquid flowed out contiously. it s?rayed all over Daedge, but it didnt really do anything. "g-u-aarg..." the creature gave out a miserable sound before it stared at Daedge a few seconds. its core then slowly left its body, floating over and into Daedges body. it flew into his "eye", and he absorbed it. ¡äwhat the fuck is going on¡ä the whole blob fell into a blue puddle on th ground, and Daedge could now see what the black spear belonged to. it was clad in some sort of black cloak, which covered its entire body. a head peaked out on top, and it was like that of a rabbit. its black eyes stared into Daedges. the long, black ears twiched and his nose sniffed the air. the spear can from an opening on the cloak. some sort of thin arm thing was fused with the sharp spear. but unlike a normal arm, which had only one elbow, this one had three or four of them. it looked almost like only a bone with black skin. ¡äwhoooooooa, cool!¡ä when it came to daedge, one could almost see the eye turning into a pink heart. the spear arm thingy folded itself, and went back into the cloak. the opening sealed itself, and the creature dissappeared. ¡ähey! come back, i want to draw a chibi version of you desu!¡ä ¡ã+2 exp¡ã ¡äwait but that was only o-¡ä ¡ãLevel up!¡ã ¡ãyou have reached Lv4¡ã ¡ãevolution will now commence¡ã ¡äthis makes no sen-¡ä his sense of touch, feeling and his concious dissapeared as well. his tall body grew a little bit taller, and even thinner. the "eye" released some flakes, and the other core absorbed the flakes. the large drop on the right side of his head dropped down quite a bit. when it reached his waist, it seemed like it could strech no further. the thin arm ended in a larger drop. two long, sharp, and thin fingers made their way out of it. a thumb like thing appeared by what could be seen as the palm, and it became something like a hand. the three blue marbles inside the hand made their way to the base of the fingers. Daedge did not wake up, even when the evolution was done. his body stood up straight, and other smaller wisps passed him by. ¡ãevolution has been completed. the subjekt will now gain conciousness.¡ã ¡äh-huh...¡ä - Chapter End - welp! that was interesting, i think... the last one was kinda short, and im sorry about that. but i hope you liked this one! if you have any questions, please, do pm me. i love talking to peeps... Who Is The Edgelord? --- huuuu, before we begin, ive got something to confess. i have no idea what the fuck im doing. only now (a few days ago) did i realize i was fucking up. Daedge! he barely says ANYTHING edgy! ive been exusing be with "well, he has nobody to play off of.", but how am i supposed to add a new character?? argh, i dunoo... welp. lets hope this ship does not sink. ive made quite a few designs for this you know! welp. lets get on with the chapter... --- ¡äwhat happened...?¡ä Daedge didnt catch that message that popped up. hit tallk, edgy body wobbled slightly as he turned his attention to his surroundings. before him, not even a trace of the blob was left. his fingers slowly and usurely grappeled the air. the fingers touched, retracted and touched again. his eye turned to the arm. the long arm could probobly reach his calves if he just let it hang. strangely enugh, it had a bend. he could move it like a normal arm. he could still only barely move his left arm. if he looked to the left side of his head, a small tube or something hung. in materia, it was probobly smaller then his eye. if he tried moving his left arm, it wobbeled slightly. ¡äwhat the hell just happened?... i feel... i dont know...¡ä his right arm grappled his head, and it easily sunk in. the membrane dissapeared, and the cores touched. a kling resounded through his head, and he fell to the ground. he curled up, and slept again. when he awoke, he was in an unfamiliar location. it looked like a castle, but not as magnificent. the walls and everything was just brown dirt. probobly wisps, all of them. Daedge was writhing on the floor in the middle of the enourmos room. before him, quite a few meters before him, a giant throne stood. it was made of earth wisps as well. on the throne, a black human sat. its body was as black as a hole, and on it head, a few spikes streched towards the roof of the room. inside of its belly, and unfathomable amount of cores lay. they floated about indie the bloated belly. in the spikes on its head, one of every core was imbedded inside the spikes. it very much resembeled a crown. the most frightening thing about the creature, was its head. its face, to be more exact. one would think it would be black, or have no face. the frightening thing about it was that it in fact had a face. and it was grinning. the black eyes were staring at Daedges writhing body. the eyes were almost glued to Daedges body. Daedges eye focused. he turned it to the walls, the floor, the room, the throne, and finaly, the creature. now that it felt Daedges gaze, it stood up. its height was that of a normal human. its body could be seen as niether male nor female. it could only be described as human. its took a step towards Daedge. then two, then three, until it reached Daedge. it mouth that was before formed into a triumphant grin, opened up. the lips of it parted, and it uttered a few words. "I am the Edgelord. Speak!" Daedge stuck his right arm to the floor, and pused up his body. he stood on all three, and attempted to speak. sadly, he had no mouth, and as such, only a few sound similar to water or blood could be heard. "I forgot about that minor deatil. ill grant you a mouth for the time being, now speak!" a slit formed on the front part of Daedges head. on the sides, two fangs seemed to be pertruding. the slit parted and closed itself a few times. the slit moved slightly, and a tounge could be seen inside of it. Daedge made a few sounds in confusion, but after a small while of sounds, he gathered his wits. he straightened his body, and stood up before the Edgelord. "f-fuu-huck... yooh, da-a-amn poserrrrrrrrr" Daedge wobbeled on his thin legs. his body was almost the size of the Edgelords leg. Daedge smiled slightly as he unsteadly swayed sde to side. "... that is false. for the poser is YOU!!" he pointed a pitch black finger at Daedge, and something happened. the edges on him dissapporated. his pointy calves rounded, the fangs dissapeared, his stubbs for feet rounded and became something akin to feet, his arm rounded and the fingers became that of a normal human. "w-whaaaa- izz thi... wwwwwwwhat ddddd-ddid yoo-uoooo douu....??!" his body started rounding off. his body was starting to collapse, and he fell to the floor. his body almost melted away. yet there was no pain. his core moved to the Edgelord. Daedges arm tried moving. he attempted to use it as a crutch in order to get up, but it was gone. his body lost form. and a few miserable sounds escaped his slit. soon, his body was nothing more then a blue puddle on the floor. since his core was no longer covered by the membrane, he could see clarely without having to focus. his other, smaller core lay a bit away from his eye. the three smaller cores could still be moved, but only barely. "a shame. had he joined me, i might not have had to do this. but for the Edgelord to win, he must become the true edge." his black arm reached down, and his fingers toched Daedges eye. he didnt feel pain, but he got an uncomfortable feeling, as if something was going to happen. "i belive... he''ll do well as the crown jewel." he picked up Daedges eye, and brought it close to his face. the lips parted, and the mouth opened yet again. the cheeks parted as well. a slit ran across them, and it opened so wide it could have eaten a human no problem. he held Daedges eye ebove his mouth, and a long tounge rolled out. the tounge slithered to and fro inside the mouth, seemingly exited. the Edgelord closed his black eyes, and the tounge shot out at the eye. it quickly slithered around the eye, blocking Daedges view. the other cores that lay on the floor were moving. the larger one among them was rolling out of the Edgelords view. the other three were barely moving. the Edgelord let go of Daedges body, and the tounge greedly pulled it in. his eye was released from the tounges slithery grip, and he was swallowed. but before he could make his was down the throat, it was as if he was pulled by something. his eye was pulled up instead of down. after a short while of travelling, he could see light yet again.This narrative has been unlawfully taken from Royal Road. If you see it on Amazon, please report it. he now saw where he was. his body was inside of the Edgelords head. rather, he was inside of the crown like thing on the his head. but his eye was in the very middle, on a single spike pertruding from the centre of his head. the view was great, but the situation was terrifying. if Daedge still had a human body, he would undoubtidly be screaming right now. from this place, he could see that blue puddle that was formally his body. in it, three small marbles were wriggeling about. a small part of the puddle was still moving. "... these would fit as well." the Edgelord bent down, and picked up the three marbles. he quickly popped them into his mouth, and after a small while of internal screaming, the three marbles joined him. one hovered just below him, and the other on both of his sides. "now then." the Edgelord walked back to his throne, and sat down. he hadnt even noticed the small core that was stealthinly making its way behind the throne. a small part of the puddle followed after. the core had rolled behing the throne, and Daedge caused (with much trial and error) small droplets of the puddle to follow after behind the throne. the Edgelord seemed to be asleep, and after a little while, he could no longer move the puddle. he had no sense of feeling or touch in it. he could see how the core gathered the mucus or membrane, whatever you wanna call it, around its body. soon it had taken a form. it looked like his body in Chap.2, only he could barely move it. ¡äim not staying in this fucking poser! come on, mini me! mooooooove!!¡ä the mini Daedge took a few steps. after a few steps, it reached the back of the throne. *bump* it bumped into the back. "huzuzuzu?? huh?... what happened just now? if i awoke this suddently, there must have been a sound." the Edgelord looked around the room. the walls were moving slightly. the dirt wisps were nervous. "did any of you weak fucks make a sound?..." one of the wisps was shivering uncontrolibly. the Edgelord turned his gaze to it, and he stood up. he took a few heavy steps, and made his was to the wisp. the wisp was clarely frightened beyond it wits, but it couldnt do anything about it. "did you awake me from my slumber, dirt?" the wisp that was formally formed into a brick collapsed. the dirt fell onto the floor, and it stood up. it looked like a little doll or man made out of dirt. one could barely make out a face. it quickly bowed deeply before the Edgelord, and then it shuttered in silence. "... i will not take any risks." the Edgelord pointed his black finger at the little dirt man, and it immidietly jumped. it took a few steps back, and then it ran. it dashed away as fast as it could. its body formed into a four legged creature, and it run at amazing speeds towards the throne. "miserable thing." the dirt wisp suddently collapsed. as it was in motion, the dirt shot into a wall. the wisps that made the wall absorbed the dirt he was made of, and soon only a small core lay by the wall. "pathetic." he picked up the small core, and ate it. he then walked back to the throne, and sat down again. his eyes darted around the room. the very walls shuttered. the throne was completely unmoving, even though it was a wisp as well. the mini Daedge was still face first into the throne. ¡ägoddamn fucker! this mini me is goint to need arms!...¡ä Daedge concentrated deeply, and two small, long and thin tentackles formed on both sides of its head. the tentackles created claws on the end, and mini Daedge held them up. one of the tentackles reached up the throne as far as it could reach, and it pierced the throne with the claws. the throne made a small movement. the Edgelord raised his left arm, and brought it down on it. "you want in too?..." the throne immidietly stopped moving. the other tentackle buried itself into another part of the throne. the throne didnt even dare to shutter. the mini Daedge made its was up the back of the throne, until it reached the top. it was now right behind the Edgelords head. the tentackles retracted into the small body. ¡äwhat do i do now?... can i kill this poser?...¡ä the mini daedge positioned itself behind the head of the Edgelord. ¡äbut how? i dont have any powers whatsoever exept for my body!¡ä ¡ãyou have been given a temporary power by ---. would you like to use it?¡ã ¡äholy-... where the hell did this come from??! but.. uh, what is the power?¡ä ¡ãthis power can only be used once. would you like to use it?¡ã ¡äyes, i would, but what is the power!?¡ä ¡ãthe power will now be used against foe "the Edgelord", also knows as "---".¡ã ¡ähey!! atleast tell me what it do-` a mucus started flowing from the eye. the mucus was black and inside of it a few blue flakes could be seen. whenever the mucus made contact with the Edgelords body, the mucus absorbed it. soon the mucus was covering the Edgelords head. "WHAT THE HEL-" the Edgelord was soon covered entirely by the black mucus. his body writhed in pain. he stood up from the throne, and took a few steps. his legs dragged his heavy body a few meters, and his arm streched out, asking for the assisstance of the numerous dirt wisps. the cores of the wisps left the centre of the drit, and surfaced in order to see the Edgelords demise. his body fell to the floor on top of the blue puddle that was formally Daedges body. the two blobs merged on top of eachother, and curiosly, it took the same blue colour it had before the Edgelord melted him. all of Daedges cores entered into the now blue mucus. his eye absorbed the many cores that were inside of the Edgelords body, and the blob took a new form. ¡ãevolution may not commince as levels have not yet been awarded.¡ã the blue puddle lifted off the floor. ¡ãevolution may not commence as levels have not yet been awarded.¡ã the blob moved and writhed. ¡ãevolution may not commence as levels have not yet been awarded.¡ã it started forming itself into a sphere even bigger then the throne or the Edgelord. ¡ãevolution may not commence as levels have not yet been awarded.¡ã the eye was centered right in the middle, and the mucus or membrane rotated around it. ¡ãevolution may not commence as levels have not yet been awarded.¡ã the membrane seemed to decrese as the colour seemed to become darker, and it soon took a dark blue shade. ¡ãevolution may not commence as levels have not yet been awarded.¡ã after a little while of confusion, the membrane had taken the same black colour as the eye. his view got better, and he could now see just as clarely as when he was on the trone. in fact, he could see even clarer then that. ¡ãyou have taken stolen forced grasped the power to absorb exp from non-wisp creatures.¡ã - Chapter End - welp. that was longer then i thought! but welp. guess it turned out kinda well? sorry bout the small rant i did there at the beginning. that has been bugging me for five days now... The Door -he he he he, look at me, im so edgy! im listening to a clockwork oragnes soundtrack while making this! i can already feel the edge seeping into my pores...- ¡ä...¡ä Daedge was confused. his body had shrunk into a small hovering ball, akin to the state in which he found himself at the start of this all. but he felt as if his core was now his entire body. he was proud over having killed the thing who ate him, but the message he recived shortly afterwards made him confused, to say the least. he didnt know why, but he had gotten multiple messages as he was evolving. ¡äthe hell was that about...¡ä he tried imagening himself taking a step forward, but he was immobile. ¡ägoddamn it, move i say!¡ä as his body wiggles slightly, an uncountable number of brown chains shot out at him, latching at his now solid state. the chains were coming from the very walls of the castle, apparantly the dirtwisps who were in the form of bricks had attacked. ¡ãplease refrain from moving¡ã ¡äwhat? fuck no, stupid screen! ill move if i want!¡ä Daedge attempted to move yet again, but the chains surroinded him, and they all balled around him, making the whole thing look quite alot like a ball of brown yarn. ¡ãplease refrain from moving¡ã ¡ähugh-, w-why should I, huh?? geez!¡ä he was a bit confused, as materia had before this evolution just went right through him. the chains were tightly latched onto him, but when he tried moving yet again, the chains melted together into a ball. his entire vision was covered by hardened dirt affixing him in place. ¡ãif you do not refrain from moving, we must remove you¡ã ¡äremove me?? fuck no!!... no, no no no!! i-i dont want to die again!!!....¡ä Daedge remained still, thinking a bit of what to do. moving might kill him, but he doesnt know what the screen will do if he does not. ¡äo-ok... i wont move... but why?!¡ä ¡ãplease remain calm, and please refrain from moving¡ã ¡ä!!¡ä if Daedge was still in his humanoid body, he would most likely be slumping over in fear and acceptence. ¡ä...¡ä a few minutes passed, nothing. a few hours passed, nothing. durnig this agonizing passing of time, Daedge was in a trance like slumber. he didnt move, he didnt think, and he didnt know. he did nothing, for nothing needed to be done. "kchhhhh" a sound broke through the empty silence. Daedge, who had heard nothing for hours, suddently felt as if life had returned to him once more. the hardened dirt around him started shifting and slithering, removing themself from Daedge. light hit his body, blinding him temporarely. a large shadow blocked some of the light. it was clad in a long, black coat. it had the head of a black rabbit. its black, unblinking eyes stared deep into Daedges soul. ¡äi-its you!...¡ä the creature held up two of its long, bony arms. these had, unlike the spearlike one he had seen earlier, hands. long, bony hands moved along the side of its head, and when it found the right spot, it pulled it off. the rabbits head popped off the body, and under it, he saw a woman. her face was pale, and she had curly red hair. her pink lips purshed slightly, and her emerald green eyes darted about the room. Daedges body was still, but it was no longer chained up by the dirt. the woman looked back at him. her pink lips moved slightly, almost as if she was murmuring something. a small brown ord plopped down before her, hovering right before her face. her lips moved again, and the orb flew into Daedge.This story originates from a different website. Ensure the author gets the support they deserve by reading it there. as soon as it touched Daedge, it almost dissinigrated. ¡ã+1 exp¡ã ¡ä...¡ä in his mind, Daedge blushed. she was gorgeous. herface was adorned with freckles, and her fluffy hair was cut short, like he would have wanted her to have it. she was the most beautifoul girl he had ever seen. the woman took a few steps closer to Daedge. he had almost forgotten. a few slits in the coat parted, and five thin arms extended from them. the arms moved closer to Daedge. two placed themself on the sides of his body, two on the front and back, and the last on his bottom. it was a wierd feeling to him. the five hands sunk into his body, and they touched something. ¡äw-where the hell are you touching me???¡ä the hands were touching something deep inside of him. the fingers fumbeled about, until all of the fingers had gotten a grip on whatever was in there. she took a few steps back, and he falt how something that was supposed to me immobile was moved. with a sharp pull of her arms, the hands emerged. some black goo sprayed down, and his body fell to the floor. but as his body fell into a soggy mess on the floor, his perspective changed. he was now in her hands. her gaze followed the blob, and then she looked down to Daedge. her arms returned through the individual slits, but one arm remained extended. in that hand, he lid. ¡äwhat the fuck is happening¡ä the woman put the rabbit head back on, and she left with him in her hand. after coming outside, Daedge blacked out. "..." she walked forward to the door. the large wooden door was seemingly fastened to nothing but the air itself. the wood looked grand, and it had metallic details. her hand was placed on the doorknob, and she pushed the door open. a white light escaped the door, and she stepped inside. the scenary changed suddently, the otherwise barren landscape suddently changed and she looked around, serching for someone. "Rabbit, here." she turned her head, and she saw a creature. he resembeled a human, but his body had a more pale colour. his eyes were black, and he smiled slightly at all times. his hair was black and short. "so, what did you find?" "it seems we summoned him too early." "blame George." "ey, not cool man!" "what, you were supposed to summon him when we were done!" "it wasent me! i just left the panels alone a little, and some dude just pressed the big red button! who fucking does that man?!?" George pointed at a big, red, pressable button that seems to be asking to be pressed. a wonder this didnt happen earlier. the man, Tisch, crossed his arms, resembeling an angry mother. "..." Rabbit had no idea what she could do to change this. her lips pursed open. "i got his core, im pretty sure his concious died out after the shock of evolving." "huh? oh-, uh, yea. good..." Tisch grabbed the black core, and shifted its weight in his hand. "this is pretty heavy, aint''it?" "yes." "does that not mean that it is filled with his conciusness?" "it was heavier before." Rabbit looked off to the side. "do souls even weigh anything?" "shut up George." while these were talking, daedge woke up. ¡äthe hell....¡ä he could clarely see Rabbit and Tisch, but as George was sitting at the controls, he couldnt see him. "welp, im pretty sure this here core is quite active, dont you think so too, GEORGE??" George took his attention from the conversation, and moved it to the paels before him. "George, what happens when one removes the core from a wisp?" "..." "it collapses onto itself and dies...?" "yes, thank you Rabbit." Tisch walked up and stood behind George. "now, what happens if you reinsert the core into the wisp?" "..." "and dont say anything Rabbit, im not asking you." "... it, well, it rises into a berserk... and then it collapses again..." "yes, thats it George. now, what would happen if we inserted this... subject... back into its wisp form?" "it-, uh..., i-i dont-, perheaps... it would regain its senses?..." "Tish-, no no no. this is not a "special" core. it would do as all the other cores. go berserk." "..." ¡ä... fucking hell...¡ä "now. GEORGE. i would like you to, oh, i dunno? go fuck yourself?" Tisch smiled, clarely annoyed. i bet if he had a mike, he would be dropping it with such strengh that it would blast through the white floor. George crouched on the chair which he sat upon, ashamed and sorry. he stood up slowly, and dragged his body out a door, through a corridor, and into his room. then he fucked himself. Tisch smiled as usual, but now, it seemed just a bit brighter. ¡äi am scared. i am so scared.¡ä "Widow, try sending a message to subject. lets see if hes still there." Tisch sat down at a table, and put Daedges core on a small pedistal thingy. he put a magnifying glass before it, and looked as he waited. ¡ãplease remain calm, and do not move.¡ã ¡ä...¡ä "what did you send?" "just the usuall stuff sir. i told him not to move, and to remain calm." "uh, try sending something telling him to move... how else will we know if hes really there?" "yes sir." ¡ãyou may now move.¡ã ¡ä... fuck. no.¡ä "i told him to move... any reaction?" "nope. doesnt look like it." *evolution shall commence.* "..." "huh... the hell...." ¡ähuh?¡ä -Chapter End- he he he, that took quite the while! what do you think? that part before this? lets call it... introduction arc... yup. thats it. so, just tell me what you think in the comments! i was kinda bummed out when nobody commented on the last one... but im sure we can do better ten that, right my peeps?