《Pixie wife》
Meet the Celioses. What? The Secret is the mother?
Aoibheann Reilly Sadb Celios was nervous. She was five now and it was her first day of school. Naturally she was
nervous. She wanted her mother to come with her.
"But, Mama¨ª! Can''t you come with me? Can''t you just spend the first day with me?" Aoibheann pleaded,
"Mo ghile in¨ªon . No , n¨ª f¨¦idir liom."^1 Her mother gently refused her.
"But whyyyy!" The red headed round faced little girl asked.
"One, I cannot leave your little brother. He inherited far too much mischeif from your Mama¨ª and Daid¨ª. Two, if I go with
you now you won''t be able to make friends, it''s very important to make friends. Three , you need to do this without me,"
the woman looked at her child who looked just like she did when she was young. "Four, I won''t leave this house," the ten
inch woman looked at her 3 foot tall daughter''s wavy scarlet hair and flicked and snapped her hand in the same
motion and made it into a crown braid that hid the pointed tips of Aoibeheann''s ears."It''s too dangerous for me." She
said fluttering her wings. She perked her ears. "Oh! There''s your bus. Lunchbox?"
"Yes."
"Backpack?"
"Yes."
"Amulet?"
"Yes."
"Your Glamour ''s getting better." Aine Sadb Tara Celios said as she kissed her daughter on the cheek and twitched her
pinky, laying a subtle glamour on her daughter. "Off you go! Have fun, Make friends!" She said as she watched her
daughter walk to the bus stop. Once Aoibheann was on the bus, Aine closed the door.
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Niles Ronin Hagan Celios was a crafty 4 year old little boy. He had his father''s black hair and eyes. He was cute but had
a penchant for mischeif. Recently he had discovered he could change size. He has since pulled of very elaborate pranks.
Like the pie catapult. (What do ya want he''s four. ) So today, he was going to get into his mother''s cookie jar!
He shrunk himself down to 6 inches so he''d be harder to catch. His pixie wings sprouted and he flew to the top of the pantry. He almost made it to the to the cookie jar. When, suddenly, he was caught!
He was suddenly flying away from the pantry under someone else''s power. He then reverted to his original size.
"Haahahahahaha! Nice try, darling!" His mother said vastly amused by his attempt to shake her off and levitating him
instead of holding him by his underarms like she was afore he tried to change size, " You know better than trying that.
Now, as punishment for trying to take my cookies, yo''re going to watch C-span?! "
Niles realizing his predicament uttered a perfectly timed dramatic, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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Grant W. S. Celios had a long night at work. He couldn''t wait to get home and greet his adorable and sexy wife. He
worked the night shift as a programmer at a data management company. He needed to recharge by being lovey-dovey
with his wife.
Grant was six foot tall, had luscious black wavy hair, piercing round eyes and a sharp angular face. His mother was
British and his father was Italian and he had inherited the best of both their looks. What I''m trying to say here is that he
was rather handsome.
"Aine! I''m home!" He shouted when he came home at 12 o''clock in the Afternoon.
"Shut up, my heart! I just put Niles down for his nap!" Aine said as she came hovering in with a smile. She had curly
scarlet hair pale skin and an hour glass figure. Even though she was tiny she had way too much Va-va-va-Voom!
"Aine!" he said grabbing his wife out of the air "You know, my love, that it drives me absolutely wild when you call me
that!" He then proceeded to make out with his wife in the foyer.
To a third party it would look like he was making out with a doll. Aine and Grant''s make out session went on for 10
minutes. After that they moved to the bedroom.
Now you may be wondering with the size difference, how do the perform their marital duties, you may also be
wondering how Aine bore and gave birth to their children. Let me explain:
Because Aine is a Fey she doesn''t have to bother with inconvenient concepts like proportion difference in sex. She can
just ignore that so it doesn''t matter. Also when a pixie is horny and you are horny and thinking naughty things towards
her and she is thinking naughty things towards you that is one of the sex practices among pixies.
As for how the children were carried borne and born. Well that''s a secret! It was weird though.
And thus another day passed on the Celios household.
^1 "My darling daughter. No, I can''t" translated from gaelic. (A/n: To all the Irish people out there I''m sorry if I butchered your language. However, if I did in fact butcher it, I blame Google translate.)
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A/n: So what do you think of this story.
Review and rate it if you must. But if you do give me constructive criticism. I will use flames to roast the flamer alive, stop before they expire and feed them to a dragon. For some reason they like human flesh, even though you humans taste horrible.
Flight regulations.
The trouble with having a name that is spelled different than the way it is pronounced is that people tend to pronounce
it wrong. The trouble with a name like Aoibheann that is spelled completely different from it''s pronunciation is that
everyone gets it wrong.
"Aoibheann? " the teacher asked at roll call, pronouncing it A-O¨¬- b¨¥-Ann.
Aoibheann raised her hand, " My name is pronounced Eve- Een, sir." She corrected him.
"Okay I''ll try to remember." The teacher said going on with roll call.
Aoibheann thought that would be the end of it.
But no, it happened 5 more times. Aoibheann was being tolerant when it happened the first 3 times. She got frustrated
when it happened the 4th time. She was simmering when it happened the 5th time. The sixth time it has happened she
asked her table mates to move and once they moved she flipped the table with an angry declaration of, "My name is
Aoibheann! It''s pronounced Eve-Een! Do ya nae ken?!" She then started ranting in Gaelic and Italian .
What? You expected her to be some perfectly patient little angel? She''s five. Honestly, I''m surprised she held it together
this long.
The teacher interrupted her tantrum, "Young lady, this is not acceptable behavior! Go stand in the hall."
"You go stand in the hall!" Aoibheann responded instantly. "I''m going home!"
So saying she went to the open window and hopped out. Luckily she was on the ground floor. She then headed out of
the gate.
Mr. Stevens sighed and went to his desk and dialed the Celioses'' home number.
Grant and Aine were sitting at the kitchen table staring intently into each others eyes. Now I know what you''re thinking,
and yes, they are having pixie sex on the Kitchen Table. Their breathing was getting heavy and right when they were
about to peak, the phone rang.
"Oh, Fuck damn it!" Aine swore going to answer the phone.
Grant growled banging his fist on the table, "Just a little more! Damn it!"
Aine punched the speaker phone button and growled, "This had better be good! I was in the middle of intense sex with
my husband!"
Mr. Stevens was momentarily at a loss for words. "..."
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"Well? SPEAK!" Aine commanded.
"...Yes, well." Mr. Stevens explained the situation.
"YOU DID WHAT?!" Aine yelled indignantly.
"Now, Mrs. Celios. I don''t think it''s anything to get upset--"
"Don''t you try trivialize this you sex interrupting outsider!!" Aine angrily interrupted him "Names and their
pronunciations are very important to this family. You need to apologize to her tomorrow and use her name it''s
pronounced Eve-Een. Now I have to go pick her up. Good day to you sir!!" she picked up the handset and slammed it
down. "How dare he do this--"
" Aine, calm down," Grant said interrupting her rant.
"How can I calm down when--Mmph! Mhhm. Mmmmm...." Aine was interrupted by Grant''s calm down kiss.
Grant let her go after a 3 minutes,"Better?"
"Better." Aine said resting herself on her husband''s shoulder and nuzzling his neck, briefly. "Time to get Aoibheann." She
said and went to the open window, and flew out.
Grant meanwhile went over and stopped Niles from climbing the pantry.
"I''m lost." Aoibheann said to herself fifteen minutes after she stormed out of school. She was currently flying in a circle
at a 50 feet altitude.
"Well, Aoibheann Reilly Sadb Celios."Aine said from behind her. " I guess it''s a good thing you''re in Collassal trouble."
"Mama¨ª!!" She said gliding to her mother and stopping her wings right when Aine had caught her with her hand
constructs.
"You know, you grounded, right? " Aine gently said as she lay Aoibheann horizontally and pulled up her skirt. 2 weeks no
flying. Do you agree?"
"But-" Aoibheann tried to protest.
"You interrupted my and Daid¨ª''s staring time." Aine cut her off gently
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" Yes, I agree. I''m sorry Mama¨ª."
"Good. You''re still getting spanked." Aine said and proceeded to spank Aoibheann for her misbehavior.
15 minutes and one comforting later Aine flew them both home.
A/n: Damn I need to cut this off here. Oh well it was a good chapter. Next chapter: How, Aine deals with solicitors and door to door salesmen.
Aines friends.
I''m warning you this chapter contains mature discusion.
The next day.
Niles had finally worn himself out and was down for the count. She only had an hour so she quickly got onto her custom Pc and put on her custom headset. They had to make her equipment extravagant to fit everything and make it work, but she knew a guy.
*Meanwhile in Nevada*
A certain tech savvy Sidhe sneezed.
The result was that she ended up having one of the most advanced looking setups in the neighborhood.
She logged in and luckily all her friends were in video chat. She had met them in a now defunct rpg, way back when they all still played it. They had formed a six person guild and we''re friends ever since. And, in a twist of fate, it turned out that they all lived in the same city. Not only that but they lived within 5 miles of each other. She had struggled with months with this decision, but she decided it was time to meet her friends IRL. They all trusted each other implicitly one helped each other when they could. A year ago they had gotten Stacy out of an abusive marriage. 6 months before that they had helped Janet get back on her feet when she lost her home. They had supported and helped Tracie to kick her addiction 2 years before. They had helped Alice with her transition .They all babysat each others kids when they needed to, except for Aine for obvious reasons. So, with all they''ve done for each other Aine figured it was time for her to let her five friends know her secret.
"Hi guys!" Aine greeted them cheerfully.
Hi, Aine." Tracie, said. Tracie was a chubby 5''4" brown haired green eyed greek woman. She had body issues which led her to have a self-destructive addiction. Luckily she had good friends and she hasn''t been around her trigger ever since.
"What''s up, Aine." Janet said. Janet was a 5''8"blonde haired blue eye slim Caucasian woman with D-sized breast. She had the type of body people found attractive nowadays and she knew it. She was this close from selling her body when Jerome found her sleeping in a park. Jerome put her up while Alice gave her a job at her company. Aine, when Janet was financially stable enough, had helped Janet find a home.
"Hello, Aine." Stacie said. Stacie was a 4''0" tall black woman. She had low self-esteem and strong sense of romanticism which is why she got trapped in an abusive marriage. The abuse went on for Eight years until, she finally asked for help. Jerome and Alice''s false self came over and kicked the ass of her then-husband and drove him out. She hasn''t heard from her ex-husband ever since the divorce was finalized. She knew Aine did something, she just doesn''t know what.
"Yo." Alice said. Alice was a 5''11" blue eyed and black haired Russian Woman. Yes, her name was symbolic. She had gone by another name before but none of her friends or family acknowledged her false self ever existed, something which she was vastly grateful for. Alice is the only one of her friends who doesn''t have kids.
"Aine!" Jerome greeted her cheerfully. No, he was not gay. He was straight as an arrow. He had some confusion in regards to Alice''s false self thinking he might be hetero-flexible. Then Alice came out and convinced him he was straight. You see Jerome is in love with Alice. Jerome was a 6''5" tall 2nd generation Cuban He had black hair and warm brown eyes.
She said one thing that made everyone serious.
"Guys, I think, I''m ready." Aine said nervously.
"You sure?"Jerome asked in concern.
"Positive,we''ve all been through a lot together and it''s time you all knew my secret."
"Well, what is it?" Alice asked in anticipation.
"It''ll be easier to show you. Umm, just don''t freak out?"
They all consented.
"Now before you come over some ground rules. You all know about my fear of bottles right?"
They all understood what she was trying to say.
"Well the reason for that, will be clear soon enough. Also be gentle when you touch me, okay?" Aine said.
They were confused, but consented anyway.
Aine laid down more ground rules and finally said, "When can you come over?"
She blinked and her friends'' were all disconnected.
Exactly 9 seconds later she heard her door open and shut.
Since Tracie and Alice just lived next door and across the street respectively they were the first to arrive.
"Aine! We''re here." Tracie shouted as Alice caught her breath
Aine called Tracie''s cell phone from her computer. When she picked up Aine scolded, "Shh! Niles is asleep. You know how hard it is to put him back down after he wakes up from a nap."
"Sorry, "Tracy said well aware since she had babysat the curious little darling before. He turned into a little tyrant when his nap was interrupted.
"I''ll wait till everyone''s here afore I come down, okay?" Aine said hanging up.
-15 minutes, and minor freak out, and vow of silence later-
Her friends were shocked. Not because she was a supernatural creature, Aine had let her tongue slip multiple times. Not because of how small she was. That made a surprising amount of sense. They weren''t even surprised by her actual age. What shocked them was...
"What do you mean you have sex like Everyone else?!" Stacie exclaimed.
"I''m fae! I dinnae have ta pay attention to proportion differences in sex, so I refuse to! Why would I when my husband has such a magnificent penis?!" Aine declared.
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Jerome joined in,"I''ve seen your husband''s penis. It''s two inches bigger than you are tall! How does it even fit?!,"
Aine, smiled in pride, and said " I''ve got a magic pussy, so there! Besides you guys know he can make me come without touching me. That''s another way pixies have sex." What she didn''t mention was that her vagina converted inches to the same amount in centimeters. Really it was no different from a four foot tall person being penetrated by a 9 inch dick. Aine did A lot of stretching.
That shut them up.
"Conception is a little different however."Aine said. She was about to explain but she was interrupted.
"Wait! Before you continue I need a drink." Tracie said getting up and going up to the cabinet.
"Sure. While you''re up bring me that bronze goblet marked Niles and that crystal chalice marked Aoibheann," Aine told her friend .
"Okay." Tracie said. Grabbing the glasses and bringing them to the table. She then went to the keg in the corner of the kitchen.
When Tracie sat back down Aine flew up and hovered above and between the cups that looked like she could use them as a pool.
She placed her hands on each of the cups rim and said, "I conceived my children in these cups."
"How?!" Her friends all exclaimed in weird synchronization.
"Well, first, Grant had to save up for 2 weeks. Then he filled the cup with his..."
-1 stomach turning explanation later-
"...And that''s how my demi-pixies were born." Aine finished
"...that''s disgusting." Alice said looking nauseous.
"It''s the only way for me to bear bairns that size." Said sipping her scotch from her tiny teacup.
"You, can bear children other ways?"Janet asked
"Yep..."
Aine explained the 3 other different ways in which pixies can generate offspring.
"That''s even more confusing!" Jerome tsukkkomied.
"What do ya want? I''m nae human so 3 of the the four ways I have kids are bound to confuse you." Aine tsukkkomied his Tsukkomi.
"...you have a point." Jerome admitted.
"Of course I do." Aine said making the keg dissappear and putting the chalice and goblet away with a wave of her hand right before Niles walked into the kitchen.
Niles focused on Alice and launched himself at her with a cry of, " Auntie Alice!" Alice caught him and was knocked out of her chair. Alice was long used to this treatment from children, for you see children loved Alice and she loved children . It was a little heartbreaking she''d never be able to conceive any of her own.
Aine looked at Alice in concern for a moment, feeling Alice''s great joy and buried sadness. "So anyway let me, tell you how I met my husband. "You know that Antique shop on West and 5th?"
"Yeah," Jerome said looking wistfully at Alice and Niles.
"Well the bottle I was trapped for 150 years in ended up there 6 years ago and he bought it right whenow the clerk put it on the shelf. He thought it would make a nice vase and took off the cap. Finally after 150 years I was free! So I exploded out of the bottle and asked Grant his wish." Alice explained.
"What was it?" Stacie asked.
"I''''ve got no goodly idea. He hasn''the made it yet." Aine looked at her friends who had their mouths open in shock. "Close your mouths! I don''the wanna see your cavities! "
-2 hours later.-
Aine was sitting under a desk lamp and explaining just what had happened to Stacie''s ex.
"...And so I dropped that piece of trash into the worse of the Fae realms. I dropped him into Faerie! " Aine said being overly dramatic. "And I would do It again, see! I could nae and would nae stand by and watch the scum get away with it! He made her suffer too long! He tried to to come after Janet too! " She thrust he wrists forward and said, "So arrest me officers! I love my friend Stacie, and could nae bear her suffering any longer!" She pounded her chest with her left fist. " And when that abusive scum tried to threaten her and Jane''s families, he needed to be gone where no one would find him!" She then pointed dramatically forward. "If you could, you would have done the same!" Aine then sat on her knees and put the back of her right hand on her forehead. "So, throw the book at me, coppers! I did it! I''m guilty! I confess! " She then stood and looked resolutely forward. "And I would do it again ya ken? I would do it again! For any of my friends, I would do it again!"
Her friends clapped at her outstanding performance.
Alice looked at the desk lamp, the digital camera, and the Aine. "I understand what happened to Stacie''s parasite. But was that performance really neccesary?" Alice asked.
"Aye, it was." Aine said like it was obvious.
Jerome looked at his watch "Oh, crap! It''s time to pick up the kids!"
Alice volunteered "I''ll go."
"I''ll drive you." Jerome said taking out his keys and heading out the door.
Aine hovered over Alice''s ear and whispered "When you get back I need to talk to you. As a fertility fae I may have a solution."
"Really?!"
"Aye, now go." Aine said pushing her out the door
A/n: There we go Chapter 3 expanded and corrected. Next chapter Alice does Aine a solid. The Solicitors don''the come here any more! And then, "Hey Grant, how come we''ve never seen your wife?"
Is that really possible Aine? Granting Alices wish.
Ed3: There fixed. I can''t believe I missed these three scenes. *hangs head and covers face in shame* Uchi-sama is so embarrassed.
A/n: This chapter is about Aine Granting Alice''s wish. It was going to be longer but I figured, it was a perfectly good chapter. There will be at least two walls of text in this chapter.
That being said welcome back to my world everyone!
? When their kids had been dropped off and everyone but Alice and Tracie had gone home ¡ì
"So what were you talking about? " Alice asked.
" When you came out to us, I looked up what a transition was and what it entailed. I was disappointed that the SRS didn''t give you a womb. And at the time of your SRS the techniques for a self lubricant vaginas hadn''t been developed yet. So, even when you''re obviously horny, like that Time with Jerome on the beach. Especially after he had that wardrobe malfunction. "Aine explained.
" Did we tell you about that? "Tracie, who was letting her thirteen year old son babysit Aine''s kids asked. Grant had been along sure but surely Aine had said she was busy... well looking at her it was understandable.
" Ufufufu. You thought his trunks were washed away by the sea. In fact the sea didn''t steal Jerome''s trunks. It was I, Aine, who stole them! " Aine pointed her thumb to herself and smiled smugly. "I was keeping ocean nymphs away from my husband. I had just finished talking to them when I saw Alice looking at Jerome''s muscles so I thought I would show her his private muscle. You were drooling when you saw it was erect. Alice! And then I led him on a merry chase, it was so fun! " Aine reminisced.
" That was you! Spasibo, ya imeyu v video, vam ne stydno! "Alice said all flustered1.
" T¨¢ f¨¢ilte romhat." Aine said with a smug Smile2 ."Anyway, since Science wasn''t up to snuff,I tried researching spells.Since you''ve told us that you desperately would like to give birth but can''t and I love you I took it upon myself to grant that wish Until yesterday I''ve only found spells that work on men. But yesterday I found it! A fertility spell that works on Trapped Women3! After 4 years of searching I finally found it!"
"Really?! Alice exclaimed excitedly.
" Yes, but since I granting a wish for you, I need payment. Unfortunately it''s in the 917 Fae wish granting rules. So firstly, I need a small favor then we can get started."
*Ding-dong!*
"Right on time. Your dress is about to get dirty Alice."
"What?"
*Sploosh!*
Suddenly Alice was covered in red liquid that had a Metallic twinge to it.
"Quickly to the entryway!" Aine said rushing Alice to the entryway and making sure there was a slide streak on the wall as she positioned Alice in an L shape. She looked out the door to make sure they were solicitors, when she verified they were she painted her teeth and lips with the red liquid and slammed open the door letting out a terrifying, "WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The solicitors took one look at the scene inside , they soiled themselves as they ran off.
"There payments done. Alice, let''s get you fertile." Aine said as she led Alice and Tracie to the bathroom. " Get naked and lie down in the tub, Alice." She waited until Alice did did so. "Now Alice, after four years of extensive research, I only came across this one motherhood spell that specified it works on barren and Trapped Women. Unfortunately it won''t give you the ability to give birth. Instead it will give you an entirely different child making ability. " She said intentionally generating pixie dust and using it to draw a complex design on Alice''s body. "This will let you have children like a Griffin,which is a mammal, by the way. Any way. You''ll have a normal gestation period and your body will generate milk so you don''t have to worry about that. Now listen you might have figured it out but I''ll tell you anyway. the only spell I found that works on the wombless and barren is one that gives them the ability to lay eggs."Aine informed Alice and Tracie.
"What....?!" Alice tried to move but found she couldn''t.
"I placed a bind spell on you so you would nae make any unnecessary movements that would make this go horribly wrong." Aine informed her and continued drawing reaching Alice''s breasts. " Now you don''t have to worry about laying eggs in lieu of having a period, as the shell will only form during pregnancy and only be completed 4 months in. You''ll have to push it out when you''re 5 months along and then maintain contact for at least 8 hours a day, for 4 or 5 months after. You can divvy it up and you can ask the rest of our humans to help while you''re out. Not me, though there would be problems if pixie magic came into contact with your egg." Aine said completing the design.
"What problems?" Tracie asked.
"Size problems. My children are okay because they''re half pixie. But doing that would cause severe problems to a human on a cellular level." Aine explained bringing out the red liquid she had splashed Alice with and filling in the gaps of the design . "Now , Alice, you will be having periods, they will be thick and they will be blue and your hormones will make you act weird. You will nae be bleeding instead you will be shedding the " Yolk" although it''s more complicated than that. So you will need to use heavy duty feminine hygiene products. You will still have a mammalian reproductive system. Just nae a birthing one. Although you will be enjoying sex more because you''ll lubricate on your own."Aine said.
"You know Alice is a virgin Aine." Tracie said
"I ken, that she is a maiden. There is a part in the graph for it."
" ..." Alice was too mortified too speak.
"Now Alice I''m going to be rearranging your insides. As far anyone kens, you will be a genetic, very fertile woman. Although you will still be different on the genetic level. But ye''ll be able to have kids so as long as ye don''t commit any crimes or need genetic testing, You''ll be good."
"¡You sound like a Doctor, Aine." Alice noted
Aine put the finishing touches on the graph and hovered over Alice. As she brought out half of her full power she smiled at her friends "I am a doctor, ye ken."
And then the magic started.
?One complex womb ritual and 1 hour and 45 minutes later?
"...Now you who were trapped by the cage of infertility. I, the envoy of fertility, declare you free!" Aine completed her chant and wobbled to the floor exhausted.
Alice looked down and all she saw of that extravagant design was a small red design above her stomach.
"Did it work?"
"M-mark is proof, you''re fertile."
Stolen story; please report."Spasibo, Aine, Spasibo!"
"Snzrrrllll...." Aine was already asleep.
"That must have taken a lot out if her" Tracie said.
Alice looked onto her tiny friend and smiled through her tears of joy., "I can never repay her, even if I spend my whole life trying."
?1 hour later. ?
Aine woke up on her couch, feeling off balance. She tried to stand up and fell down as she loss balance she looked to her back and found that her wings were missing. Before she could recall why she was swept up in a crushing hug.
"Spasibo, Aine, Spasibo !"
''Oh, yeah...I granted Alice''s wish which took half of my power. I must have used my wings to wake up. Out loud she said, "No need to thank me Alice. You''re my friend and I love you. I''m sure, if you had the power you would have done the same for me." Aine said as she patted Alice on the shoulder.
"Aine!" Alice said as she started crying again, and hugged Aine tighter, forgetting how small she was.
''Can''t...breathe..." Aine said thumping her hand on Alice''s left shoulder. ''Why is this girl so strong?'' Aine thought thumping Alice harder.
Alice didn''t notice and said, "I have no idea how to repay you!" Alice said.
Aine, who was turning a weird yellow color, looked over to Tracie, who was sitting in recliner. She kept thumping Alice with her left hand and stretched her right hand out Tracie, "Aid...me...!"
Tracie got up and tapped Alice''s right shoulder. "That''s enough, Alice. You''re crushing our little friend."
"Huh?" Alice said. She then realized what she was doing and let go of Aine, not realizing her wings were gone.
*FWUMP*
Luckily Aine landed on the couch. Unfortunately when she tried to get up she lost her balance and tumbled over the edge of the couch.
*THUD*
As she lay on the floor with her friends looking upon her she wondered. ''How do humans balance without wings?'' And then she wondered ''How am I going to clean the ceiling corners for the week I''ll have to wait for my wings to grow back.'' And then she said to Tracie. "Your nose is getting a wee bit hairy. You might want to deal with that."
? Meanwhile at Tracie''s house?
Tracie''s son, Chris, Aoibheann, and Niles were in a dead lock.
Aoibheann wanted to play video games.
Niles wanted to play hide and tickle(Hide and seek but instead of a tap you tickle somebody to make them it.)
Aoibheann glared at Niles.
Niles glared at Aoibheann.
Chris looked between them.
Chris just wanted to know what they wanted on their pizza. And he thought, not remembering how he acted at their age, ''They''re just talking about playing but even so...'' He looked between the two glaring children. ''What''s with this tense situation?'' He decided to break the tension. "So. About that pizza..." He said forgetting about the other problem.
Both children were at a picky age and neither of them had had pizza before. (Quote from Aine: "You think I''m gonna let mo pho¨¢st¨ª? be addicted to fast and chain food? Who knows what harmful things are in there!No outside food until they''re eight! ")
""I don''t want pizza! I want..."" The two said oddly in sync. Well until this point.
"...Mama¨ª''s meat loaf!" Aoibheann said stomping her foot.
"Pap¨¤''s risotto!" Niles demanded, crossing his arms and huffing.
"Meatloaf!" Aoibheann argued.
"Risotto!" Niles countered.
As this went back and forth Chris asked himself, ''How do I deal with this?''
?Back in Aine''s living room.?
"I''m so sorry Aine", Alice cried.
Aine patted Alice on the knee. " There there, I''ll call you baby sister, and we''ll call it even.
"...okay." Alice said meekly.
"So what happened to your wings, Aine?" Tracie asked. "And why is Alice acting so weird?"
"I''m oversimplifying this a whole lot, but my body is made of magic. Whenever I use magic that requires half of my total power, I always wake up with out my wings. It''ll only be for a week, though. As for Alice, it''s because of the sudden influx of natural hormones. Her emotional state will stabilize after about a month." Aine suddenly remembered something as her eyes got wide. She looked at Alice who was turning green. "Alice?"
"*hic* *burp* Yes?" Alice said turning even greener.
"Did you take your hormones today?" Aine asked.
Yes, I¡ª"
Aine interrupted her by telling Tracie, Get her to the toilet! Her hormones are conflicting! She''s gonna ¡ª" This time was easy interrupted by the sound she didn''t want to hear in her living room.
*BleerEEEEEUUUyYYyRrrRuuUuuggh*
"MY SOFA!!" Aine wailed in anguish as Alice''s body resolved the conflict of artificial and natural hormones by making her violently puke.
1"Thank you, I mean, shame on you!"
2"You''re welcome."
3What the fae called Transwomen back in ancient times
?My children
Next Chapter. Grant''s co-workers get suspicious. Are we finally going to do the part in the summary?
There we go. I hope you enjoyed this chapter.
Now a word of warnig to those who are gifted with mana manipulation. Please note that the ritual Aine uses is a Ancient Pixie Fertility Ritual that took her four years to find, used half of her considerable power, and can only be used by a pixie. It is not a gender bending spell. Using gender based magic on women like Alice is complicated and dangerous. In the worst case it can destroy part of their soul, Do not attempt to use gender bending magic on yourself if you are in Alice''s condition, because magic already recognizes your gender and you may end up in a very bad situation if you attempt bend it. I know that this doesn''t apply to a lot if you, and those that it does are like as not to ignore me. However, as someone who can casually use powerful human magic, it is my responsibility to write this warning in this chapter.
So with that I bid you: See you next chapter everyone.
To those who waited and had to suffer through the incomplete chapter, I apologize. This version is better.
I''ve currently got 3 other Narratives on my convey list so I will get back to this in at least two weeks. Don''t get your hopes up though because Real life will probably get in the way.