The System window folded. It took shape and rearranged itself with triangular faces, gently, softly, until a crystalline mass as transparent as an abstract glass sculpture was formed. Inside: a light.
The Demontide recoiled from its majesty.
Anne lifted the crystal into the air, like an offering toward the heavens. There was no running away from the judgment of the Goddess. The Demontide eroded into firefly-like motes wherever the light touched. Bit by bit, mankind was taking back the Second Wall.
The monster felt it, too. Their heads swiveled their way. All of them.
The air shuddered from the sheer volume of their combined snarls. The ground trembled, the rabid cries of kobolds growing louder and louder as the bulk of their numbers circled back around.
Aire audibly gulped. "White Mage, do we know how long the Purification Ritual will take, perhaps?"
"Ten minutes if the spread is superficial. But if we''re unlucky and it''s deep inside the Wall? Up to three hours." Willow really wished they had more people to help speed things up, but what''s done was done. "Hope you two are feeling lucky, because I certainly don''t."
"...Lucky? On this fine day, a fateful meeting with a new friend?"
"Are you still on with that?"
"Why, I feel like I''m the luckiest woman in the world!" Aire dashed down the stairs to greet the foul beasts with the tip of her mighty sword. "When we achieve victory, let''s talk about our favorite books together on our return! En Garde~!"
Willow wanted to smack herself with her own staff. A death flag. Why must she trigger a death flag?
Well, wasn''t that just great! What else was going to go wrong today this time?!
"Um..."
Willow turned to Anne, who was looking up, trembling.
"They''re still coming out!"
Even though the karmic light had reversed its spread, there was still enough Demontide to summon monsters. Limbs wriggled out of the holes and spazzed about. Another batch of kobolds would be upon them soon. And to make matters worse, Aire was already occupied with the swarm of kobolds down below.
The White Mage simply adjusted the grip on her staff. "Don''t worry about it."
The kobolds fully took shape. Three fell into the water but two managed to slam right on top of the stone railings. Anne stepped back. She raised her wooden staff to invoke a Skill even if it meant canceling the Purification Ritual. But the White Mage?
"Miss White Mage, step back¡ª!"
The White Mage stepped forward. Her staff cratered each of their heads, coldly and methodically. The river splashed with their fallen bodies.
"...Eh?"
"Like I said, don''t worry about it."
Sighing, she wiped the bits of blood off her forehead. This was going to be tough, but to keep Aire from getting overwhelmed too soon, she''ll need to be more proactive.
"[Barrier]."
Hefting herself up on the stone railing, she gave a tentative step on the magical plane. It held up. Of course it did; it always did, but damn did it feel like she was a mistake away from falling to her death. With an uneasy breath, she raised herself up along the barrier until she''s face to face with the Monster Spawners themselves.
Time to play Wack-A-Mole.
Willow wacked, smacked, and smashed. The icky feeling was the worst, with how close she got or how some bits of ichor got on her. But Anne''s light wiped it off, thankfully, and Willow had been drenched in monster guts enough times that, at this point, what did it matter she''s beating the shit out of the devil''s puke hole?
The kobolds had no weapons to speak of. No armor to defend against Aire''s enhanced blade or Willow''s crude application of her magic staff. Hearing the dramatic battle cries of Aire dueling over countless kobolds at the stair steps, it was safe to say she was doing fine. Absolutely fine.
Glad for her. Really.
The minutes dragged on. Willow eventually had a steady rhythm going. She made more platforms, reaching higher and further places along the Monster Spawner, and executed with extreme prejudice. Kobolds barely had half their bodies formed before perishing under the weight of her staff.
One kobold, growing out with its head first and moaning with its unhinged jaw, was about to bite her ankle. Willow just lifted her foot and shoved it back in there. But for the one that had the audacity to spawn at the complete opposite of the Monster Spawner, she kicked its head right off! She frantically ran back and forth like this even when her limbs started to ache.
She liked to think her spawn camping had kept up with Aire''s kill count. Frankly, she lost track after a hundred. They probably rack up over three hundred and still rising all together as they chipped away at the corruption.
But the Purification Ritual was working. The Monster Spawners had shrunk, and the spawn rate had slowed down. Just a little bit more, and her work space should also...
A thump shook the air, like a heartbeat.
It came from the biggest stain on the Second Wall, the one that was the slowest for the Purification Ritual to cleanse away. The Demontide had decided to switch things up as something other than a kobold began to emerge.
It was only just a head, but it was already the size of an adult. Scales, ridges, and a horn on its nose took shape. The eyes were still gooey and glassy, but Willow could make out the serpentine slits of its pupils, swiveling until they looked down on her, promising death and damnation and¡ª
¡ªthey went cross-eyed, bashed in the face by Willow''s new barrier.
"No! No final boss fight! Your main character is in another damn castle!"
Willow had to disperse the other platforms and ignore everything else to put all of her energy into preventing a real ass god damn dragon from crawling out of the Monster Spawner.
"Miss White Mage?!" Anne cried.
"Just! Peachy!" Willow grunted. The barrier shuddered against the dragon head''s weight. "How''s everything down there?!"
"There''s too many! The kobolds are piling up along the stairs and might go over the railing!"
Willow tore her eyes away to look. Every monster the Magic Fencer had killed or pushed back, the bodies were used as stepping stones. Aire had to give ground to avoid getting overwhelmed, and Anne can''t let up on the purifying, or else the monsters will keep on spawning.
"Fret not! This is nothing!"
Aire twirled her sword like a wand, and its orange glow burst into flames.
"[Flame Waltz]!"
In a single sweep, a whirlwind of fire engulfed the kobolds. Those closest to Aire were reduced to charred corpses and set the rest on fire. The Skill was still going¡ªthe blade swung to and fro like a music conductor''s baton, guiding the flames to the flow of a mesmerizing orchestra. Kobolds were caught up in its wake. Then at the crescendo, she made one final swing, and a combustive force blew them all away.
Willow felt herself sweat from the heat. So this was where their confidence came from...
It looked like it worked. They screamed in agony. The pile of bodies burned, and the flame kept the monsters at bay. This should''ve bought them enough time to finish the job.
Instead, in a suicidal rage, they ran themselves through the fire and trudged on like zombies.
Flaming Kamikaze Kobolds.
Wonderful.
Aire took a step back from the heat, a sheepish grin on her face. "...Apologies, but it appears that I made it worse."
"Aire, you dummy!" Anne wailed.
But it gave Willow an idea.
The kobolds¡ªthey still hadn''t developed a functioning mind, but at least their bodies were well-formed, with none of that Demontide holding them together. Now they relied on the laws of physics and their own biology to function.
She can work with this.
"Everyone! When I give the signal, hold your breaths and don''t breathe until I tell you to!"
Willow reached into her waist pack and pulled out a mana potion. She popped out the cork, then down the hatch. She swallowed and pulled herself into a different world.
Ignore the dragon''s pressure on the barrier.
Tune out the noise.
Filter the stench.
Focus.
Mana welled up in her core, restoring her reserves the very instant the potion reached her gut. They were all put to work without a second to lose.
She sent out a series of magical pulses: the first to establish her area of effect, the second to pinpoint her targets, and the third and fourth to formulate her spell.
She still remembered her time in the Collegium. It was something she picked up, something that was meant for a different spell, a different person. A pale imitation at best. But she supposed this, too, was a valid enough application.
Finally, with the fifth pulse, she pushed a chunk of her mana into the spell work and pulled the trigger.
"Now! [Mass Synthesis]!"
The heat disappeared. The flames on the corpses, on the kobolds: gone. The horde still moved for a few seconds before they suddenly gasped, wheezed, and then collapsed like broken dolls, a white mist wafting out of their mouths and frost forming at the corner of their lips. The newer kobolds who arrived would mysteriously meet the same fate no more than ten steps later.
Anne and Aire watched, mystified, covering their mouths and holding their breaths at Willow''s instructions.
The phenomenon lasted five full minutes. Willow thanked the superhuman constitution of this world''s denizens, or they probably would''ve passed out holding their breath after three.
The Demontide had been mostly cleared away in that time. The dragon head, unable to sustain itself, slowly began to lose cohesion.
The party had to wait a little while longer before the white mist thinned out or settled lower toward ground level. By then, the last of the kobolds had been slain, the dragon head had broken apart, and the Purification Ritual was finishing off the last big spot of the Monster Spawner on the Second Wall where, at some point, it had seemingly given up and stopped spawning.
Willow relaxed. Jumping off the barrier platform, her boots joined the stairs, and she canceled the barriers.
"...Okay, we''re good now."
The girls let out a greedy gasp.
"W-What was that?" Anne asked. "Ice? Poison? There were no alchemic ingredients; I never knew Synthesis could still make such an effect!"
"It''s...both. The details would take a while to explain."
After all, this world had yet to figure out the periodic table. The scholars here favored the magical sciences over the physical ones, so she supposed knowledge gaps were expected.
Willow had turned the oxygen into dry ice. She could''ve used the deadlier carbon monoxide¡ªbut she rather the party leave this place alive, her included. Carbon dioxide worked well enough, poisonous at high enough concentrations. But it seemed like most of the deaths were actually from when the dry ice froze and destroyed their lungs, instead of suffocation like she intended, if the blood dripping from their mouths meant anything.
"W-Wait, really? You''ll actually tell?"
Sparkles. The same kind the Magic Fencer always had in her eyes every time she talked about legendary heroes. Willow tried to step back, but the Wind Mage took two with an intense look on her face.
"Uh..." Willow''s eyes trailed aside. Aire was grinning, shaking her fists like she''s cheering the maid on. "Yes¡ª?"
Anne got too close! Way too close! Willow''s back touched the wall of the fort. Anne''s arms had trapped her from both sides, making sure she didn''t escape. The karmic crystal used to purify the Demontide was right up to Willow''s face like an interrogation light, the maid breathing so deeply she thought she would pass out.
"You''ll answer any of my questions? You won''t withhold information like all mages of the Collegium do? You won''t refuse me if I ask you to teach me?"
"Y-Yeah, sure, so if you''ll please¡ª!"
Anne grabbed her face, squishing her cheek. "You will?!"
"Anne, you were supposed to be the sane one!"
The river exploded.
A gelatinous liquid smashed against the part of the Second Wall that was still being purified, pulverizing the surrounding brick and stone. It stretched back¡ªalong with the entire chunk of the wall. Again, the river exploded. The surface bubbled, the waves rippled back and forth, like normal, until it suddenly flattened out.
Then the water the began to rise.
Aire worked her jaw. "...You said there was another we must save for last, correct?"
Higher.
"Yes," Willow squinted. "It would explain why there were no monsters before we came."
Higher.
"Had it been sleeping in the river bed this whole time?" Anne breathed. "Even while kobolds swam? And nobody noticed?"
Higher.
"Mhm. And I think it woke up just in time for lunch."
It squeezed in itself. Through the semi-transparent material, they could see the chunk of Demontide churning in its bowels. The entire thing completely dissolved, leaving behind the pitch-black mass. But then it vibrated. Like an infant dissatisfied with its food, it smacked the water in front of it.
A shadow cast over them.
Willow smacked her lips. "...We should run."
And they did¡ªright before the Giant Slime crashed into the steps they were just on.
007
To say Frederick''s party was in trouble was an understatement.
Frederick stroked the shiny side of his lightning-enchanted sword. He admired his own baby blue eyes in the reflection, at least happy to know that, despite everything, nothing had lost its shine. Lauren was already on her second cup of Salamander Wine, glaring at...something. A bit disheveled, a bit grouchy, lost in her thoughts. Sunni was playing with her food. It was the cheapest on the menu, and her wooden fork prodded at the shriveled piece of tomato. Beside her, a tome of arcane knowledge was laid wide open but forgotten.
Things were all sunshine and rainbows in Risadel, even better when the Halos Alliance approved funding for the rising number of goblin quests. Frederick leapt at the chance to refill his wallet after that mishap with the White Mage. Thankfully, the girls were perfectly okay with him dragging them here and there.
Lauren especially. The Archer''s shame would not go away until she killed a thousand goblins and reached the second rank of the [Goblin Slayer] title. As for Sunni, well, Frederick doubted she would leave the Archer''s side anytime soon. He had no idea when or how it had happened, but the two seemed to have gotten close this past week.
Things could still turn around then. He would make things right. He ran the numbers, counted the dates. He would speed through all the elimination quests, continue to cultivate his appeal, and make it through this dark period. He would come out on top as the guy the girls could fawn all over and depend on¡ªand forget all about how he got knocked out by a rock!
But the Wild Hunt ruined everything.
"This sucks!" Lauren folded like she was a dirty piece of laundry. Completely unladylike, with how she propped up her chest on the tabletop, but Frederick wasn''t going to complain. "Are there really no other jobs? I don''t care if it''s more goblins; I''m sick and tired of gathering herbs for that creepy granny at the Alchemist''s shop!"
Frederick had not thought much of it when the news broke out. They were busy with another goblin quest. But when they got back, many elimination quests had been canceled. Too dangerous and unknown, the receptionists had said. They''re slated to be reevaluated, maybe rising up to Silver and even Gold.
The urgent quests remained on the board. Some of the pay was decent, but only for those whose skills and experience were good enough to make it work. Frederick''s party would waste more on time and potions than the reward was worth. The best-paying ones required a party of four and over. And, well...
Nobody wanted to party with the group that was carried by a healer.
They were left with no choice but to sit in the guildhall and rot until it was their turn with a supporter from the Support Corps or things got better.
Frederick gave his most placating smile. "Hang in there, Lauren. They''ll bring those quests back up any day now. That [Goblin Slayer] title won''t be running anywhere."
"...You''re lucky you have a pretty face, or I would''ve thrown this at you," Lauren said behind her cup.
"H-Huh? What did I do?"
"I dunno, what didn''t you do?" Lauren laid her elbows on the table, leaning. "You couldn''t tell the difference between a Healing Bellflower and a Prickle Pot, and you made the rookie mistake of putting them in the same basket. My poor hands got rashes trying to sort the damn things. I could barely pull a bowstring!"
"Ah..." Frederick chuckled sheepishly. "At least the Alchemist''s itchy cream made it all better?"
"Yeah. And, like, what was that last goblin quest? You were so deep into the thick of it that Sunni couldn''t fire off a [Fireball]. I had to help her wack away the goblins! With my bow! Then you got in the way of my last shot against the hobgoblin, and because you took too long to kill it, the goblins nearby came along, and we had to book it because there were too many!"
Wait, that was what happened? Frederick hadn''t even noticed, thinking that if he just assaulted the entire camp with his superior weapons and armor, he could prove to the girls that everything was business as usual. All they had to do was sit back and relax. The last thing he recalled was how Lauren dragged him by the collar, telling him to run.
"I had it all under control," he replied. "We would''ve made it through. I think."
"Not to mention that big tip you gave to the Merchant when we got back. It was such an obvious suck-up move! I still can''t believe you paid fifty gald!"
"Have a little more faith in me. If we build a positive relationship with a local driver, we could get discounts to and from Risadel." That, and the Merchant just screamed ''desperate'' when he saw her. Recruiting the White Mage may have been an abject failure, but his roguish charm could still capture another heart or two. Fifty gald was nothing if it meant getting rides for free one day.
Especially since the Merchant was a cute wolf girl and not some middle-aged man.
"Whatever you say, handsome. But don''t forget that that''s our money you''re managing. The next time we ride her caravan, tipping is out of the question¡ªOh Goddess." Lauren suddenly clutched her head. The party leader watched as her face morphed from shock to disgust...to horrified. "I sounded like the White Mage just now..."
Then, whatever else had disappeared behind the beyond-the-horizon stare into the void.
This was bad. It seemed that quest had affected her more than he thought. Lauren was beginning to question his command. At least he still had the party''s wallflower to fall back on.
"What about you, Sunni? Were you able to get your staff checked?"
The tomato slipped under Sunni''s fork and landed on the arcane tome. Somehow, the skin had split, spilling its juices. The Fire Mage''s lips shuddered as she stared at the stain on the pages.
"Um, there weren''t many experts besides the Alchemist shops trying to escape Rosarium''s potion taxes and sweatshops. The scary old lady said there''s a fracture in the mana orb, b-but it''s still usable! Just... I just need to be gentler with my spells and..." Sunni used her sleeve to wipe the pages, but, in her panic, she was rubbing too hard and was spreading the damage instead. She whimpered. "Unless I have the money, I might have to use my staff like a mace soon..."
"...Huh?" Frederick felt goosebumps, a premonition so ominous that he looked between Lauren and Sunni in stone-cold disbelief. Because there was just no way.
...Could it?
The doors of the guildhall swung open.
Almost no light passed through, and what little that did could only draw the silhouette of a massive, muscular frame and the very tips of ox horns as thick as a grown man''s arms sprouting from the head. The man squeezed through the opening, having to step in sideways for his broad shoulders to pass.
Frederick''s jaw dropped when he saw the state of him: the man''s entire right half was covered in blood. Everything from the knuckles of his fist to everything below his shoulder was drenched, like he had punched through an ogre. His jaw dropped even further when he saw the thing he was lugging over his back.
It was a gargantuan tentacle from a lake monster. All the purplish scales and pale suckers were all plain to see, the severed stump having been drained of blood a while ago, and so big was the entire thing that, if it weren''t for the slick skin, it would''ve gotten stuck on the frame.
Frederick and his party gawked as the man marched up to a female receptionist, who had barely looked up at all as if it was just the most common occurrence in town.
"Found this bastard crawling along the beachside." The ox-horned man''s voice boomed throughout the guildhall. "Tell the cooks we''re having kraken stew on the menu and that there''s more waiting in the dismantling house. This oughta keep us fed for the week."
"Yes, sir," the receptionist droned. She began writing a note. "I''ll inform Secretary Layla¡ª"
"Please. Don''t. She''s probably busy."
"Then bring it into the kitchen. They''ll cut it up to be stored in the freezer."
Frederick felt himself sweating as the man easily dragged the carcass toward the kitchen. The way the massive tentacle looped around had blocked the entire view of the mess hall. Did he say the rest was in the dismantling house? He could only imagine how ginormous the whole monster must be.
Lauren''s eyes followed the trail of slime the tentacle left in its wake, lips twisting into an ick. "I hope the guild cleans this up because I am not stepping on that. Who even was that?"
"First time, kids?"
The party turned.
Sitting alone at the table neighboring theirs was a man, holding a tankard of mead and looking at them in amusement. He seemed geared and ready for a hunt, wrapped in armor plates and a furred mantle. "You''d get used to it. Might even learn to love it, if you have an appetite like the rest of us. There''s nothing quite like a feast after a long, tiring hunt."
"Yeah, no thanks." Lauren squinted. "Hey. Weren''t you that guy who lost a fistfight to a newcomer a few days back?"
"...You can call me Jenson." The veteran adventurer sipped from his drink, acting all cool and mysterious if one ignored his receding hairline. "It''s about time you got acquainted with the Master of Risadel. Gerald: former Sailor, a Platinum-ranked adventurer in the flesh. You might know him as the Devil Horns of the Evil Lake."
Frederick glanced back at where the man himself disappeared to. By now, the entire tentacle had gone through. "Him...? Out here in the boonies?"
He had heard Bard tales of the Devil Horns; about a man whose fists blasted the waves and whose horns could sever the sins of the abyss, waxing poetry of his vainglorious facial hair. That was the man?
"Wait, then, isn''t that great?" Lauren lit up. "With him on our side, the Wild Hunt won''t stand a chance! We could go back to having regular old quests again!"
Jenson shook his head. "Sorry to burst your bubble, but it don''t work like that here in the lakeside. Any guild branch Master of a fort like a Risadel can only take on jobs related to the Evil Lake. If our Master was away while a Monster Wave was happening, well..."
The words hung in the air. The picture they all had was not pretty.
"...Still," Frederick began, "he''s the boss, right?"
"Boss?" Jenson chewed the inside of his mouth. "Sure, he''s the boss. But he''s not exactly the boss."
Before he could ask what that meant, Frederick heard a thud from where the carcass was dropped off and then blanched as the footsteps returned to the tables of the mess hall. He and the party kept their heads down. Even the veteran adventurer had turned away.
Master or not, they didn''t want to catch the attention of a man that could fold them like breadsticks. There were plenty of seats around. If they were lucky, the man would choose a far away corner to sit at and...
It happened in only three steps. The man''s awesome strides cleared the distance without anyone realizing before it was too late.
Master Gerald took the seat right beside Frederick''s. He rested an elbow on the table¡ªthe bloodied one¡ªand there was a creak so loud that Frederick was sure something was about to snap. The man was looking right at him.
"New guys, right?" His voice rumbled them to the bones. "Doin'' me a huge favor if ya help me get a drink."
Frederick looked toward the girls for help. Sunni was already curled into a ball when the man sat down, hiding under her hooded cloak like a turtle. Lauren, meanwhile, had her hand covering her face, wanting no part of this.
"U-Uh..." Frederick gulped. "Why us? Couldn''t you just...?"
"I''m not allowed to ask for myself."
This was the Master of the guild branch itself. Who would believe such a lie?
Frederick had heard high-ranking adventurers would abuse their status to put others under their thumb, and if they refused, they would be beaten black and blue in an ''accident.'' Was this what he had been warned about?
This was bad. Frederic couldn''t just let someone walk over him and make him look weak in front of the girls. But look at those arms! They could crush bears in one go! If he said no, there''s no doubt in Frederick''s mind that he might not live to¡ª!
"I''ll pay." The Master slapped some silver coins on the table. "Hell, I''ll buy anything on the menu for the whole party."
Frederick instantly rang the waiter bell. "Of course, sir! I''ll get whatever you want! Rubble Rum, Red Grass, Salamander Wine¡ªwhatever wets your whistle! You, too, girls! Me and our new friend here will order a feast for everyone!"
Sunni peeked out of her hood. "But, it''s not our...?"
"What are you saying, Sunni? We totally earned this."
The Fire Mage made a face.
Frederick didn''t care. If he could win points in his own party without spending a single coin, then he would do it in a heartbeat, and¡ªwhy was Jenson back there wincing?
"Gahahahaha!" Master Gerald slapped his knee, and the air cracked from the force. "Good! Good! Can''t survive out here without at least a little shamelessness! You just might make it one day, kid! Don''t give me the weak shit; I want the strongest drink we got. And then I''ll¡ª!"
A manicured hand rested on his shoulder.
"And then you''ll do what, Gerald? Drop dead drunk?"
Never before had Frederick seen someone so big and imposing look so constipated. He could practically hear the creaking of his neck as the man named Gerald looked over his shoulder with a side-eye stiffer than a statue.
"...Secretary Layla. Isn''t business too slow for you to be on waitress duty?"
"It is. There was just something I found out today, so I finished early and worked down here in the hopes of catching you when you came back. Now..."
The Secretary''s smile did not reach her eyes.
"Care to explain how three whole barrels of Salamander Wine are missing from our inventory?"
Willow wondered a lot of things. From all of her past life to most of her current one, she thought the most excitement she could get up to were the inane politics of her workplace and the novels that caught her eye at the time.
Then she enrolled in the Collegium. It was all downhill from there.
Getting carried like a sack of potatoes while chased by a jumping Giant Slime along the Second Wall was a step up from the usual shenanigans. She could at least appreciate the novelty. The same couldn''t be said for her neighbor Anne, who screamed out of her mind every time the slime''s attacks got too close for comfort.
"I-Is it a King Slime?! A Calamity?! How could a slime be so big?!"
"I see no crown, so no. Must''ve wandered in from the Evil Lake and chose this place to have a nap and a snack."
"Why aren''t you freaking out, Miss White Mage?!"
"It is validating to watch someone else freak out for a change. Very therapeutic. By the way, glad you are normal again, Miss Anne."
A crash. Another part of the Second Wall was defaced. Anne screamed again, and Aire held their waists extra tight and picked up the pace, her boots digging into the stair steps.
"Unfortunately, we must tease Little Anne another time! Do you perhaps know a spell that would save us from this predicament?!"
"I would love to say yes, but..."
Slimes tended to be the favorite subject of academic Wizards and Alchemists alike, partly because of their bizarre biology¡ªtwo water slimes could have entirely different properties¡ªand partly because they tend to eat everyone''s homework. No magic core. No weak point. It''s held up entirely by surface tension and magical shenanigans. The intelligent solution would be to analyze the opposing slime and then neutralize the damnable things unto the ether.
Especially the lava ones. Everybody hated the lava ones.
Too bad she wasn''t built like the mages of the Collegium with their fifty-some Skills casually grinded over the summer break. Unless she was desperate enough to drink her second mana potion, there''s just no silver bullet left in the barrel.
...But things were not as desperate as they looked, were they? Even after a horde of kobolds, Aire hardly seemed winded enough to slow down. Her constitution and dexterity stats must be high. Anne, too: despite everything, she still clung firmly to her wooden staff, with mana to spare.
Willow squinted. "...Can I trust you two?"
"But of course, friend!" Aire reached the very top of the Second Wall. No more stairs, just a straight sprint. "With every fiber of my being!"
"If you have a plan, I''ll follow your lead!" Anne yelled.
"Maybe that''s the wrong question. Can you trust me?"
"What are you...?" Anne hitched a breath. "Aire! Behind!"
Somehow, despite its massive body, the Giant Slime had heaved itself up from the stair steps they came from. The Second Wall was not wide enough for it, the parts that failed to fit slumping down the sides, spreading its viscous fluid to get a sticky grip. And it began rolling, rolling, and rolling¡ªsweeping the entire top of the Second Wall, like it was all dust on a shelf, too fast to outrun and too big to avoid. They were about to be trampled.
Aire, however, grinned.
"I understand now! Everyone, hang on!" she warned, and right before the Giant Slime ran them over, she jumped.
Not up, but down.
Down where the river waited.
Anne shrieked. "Aire, you dummyyy!"
The monster refused to let them leave like that. Cracks spread throughout the Second Wall as it forced itself to a stop. Then, multiple slime arms shot out to catch them.
"[Gale Cutter]!"
Wind blades severed the slime arm into viscous threads that flew right past and peppered the river below. Then the arm after that. And then the arm after that. Anne kept casting, shredding everything that came after them like a blender, but there were too many threads for them to avoid, trapping them like a cage.
Willow felt a thread of slime graze her thigh, the corrosive fluid cutting into her clothes. She gritted her teeth. It was now or never. If there was anything she could depend on now, then it was the universal bullshit of this world''s main characters.Ensure your favorite authors get the support they deserve. Read this novel on Royal Road.
"If you trust me with your life, then stick your foot out!"
"Like this?!" Aire cried.
With what little mana Willow had left, she created a tiny barrier right under Aire''s foot. The landing stuck, the foothold rippling like water, and Aire pushed off¡ªright when an entire arm regenerated and consumed where they were before.
Aire understood the assignment. She stuck her other foot, jumped, then rotated with the next. While Anne''s wind intercepted and delayed the slime''s attacks, the Magic Fencer danced around the split threads with the faith that, wherever she stepped, Willow was there to catch her.
Willow held her breath the entire time. Calculate the spell. Predict the direction of Aire''s footsteps. Compensate for the delay by casting it ahead of time. A single lapse in attention, a single mistake, could send them plummeting into the river, all the while betting that Aire''s fortitude would carry them through.
The Giant Slime still on the Second Wall did the unthinkable: with a mighty squelch, it jumped. It rolled and fought through the sky like the fattest bird alive, tracking them, and sailed right over. The slime spread itself like a net, about to catch them on the way down.
"[Gale Cutter]!"
Anne carved an opening into the thinnest parts of the membrane. Before it could regenerate, Aire made a mad dash in mid-air to go through the opening, and Willow had to quickly adjust her spellcasting to keep up: One. Two. Three.
Cleared.
The cool draft they felt as the Giant Slime fell past them was one of the biggest reliefs. But then it cannonballed into the river¡ªand the massive geyser that formed swatted water up their noses. Everyone sputtered; it was a miracle Aire and Willow managed to correct themselves in time to keep their footing. It was just as they passed through the water that they felt the sudden change in the wind pressure.
They almost missed it, the gelatinous mass to the side. A dirty right hook.
Thinking fast, Anne screamed, "[Wind Wall]¡ª!"
The viscous liquid struck the wind barrier like a hammer. Anne''s spell broke before it could fully form, shattering into a blast of wind¡ªand it was exactly what saved them.
They were all blown aside, flipped up and down and around, away from the river, and toward solid ground.
"U-Um, [Wind Wall]!"
Anne took a page out of Willow''s and cast the spell right before they hit a building. Instead of a platform, it was a cushion. They scraped the rooftops of the facilities. Old roof tiles that once survived an entire Monster Wave had fallen to pieces, but like pillows to the face, they managed to land unharmed.
Anne had propped herself up on her staff with a groan, unsteady but alive, with tufts of blond hair pointed in all directions. "A-Aire?" She huffed. "Please. Never do that again. I..." She puffed. "I think the maid uniform has another few tears."
Aire was already back on her feet. She spat out a piece of a roof tile. "A thousand apologies, but when the White Mage spoke of trust, I knew a leap of faith was the most appropriate solution! And it worked! A brilliant bond between companions in life and death! We were in perfect sync, weren''t we, friend?"
...
"...Friend?" When Aire heard no snide remark like she had come to expect from the White Mage, she turned. And found nothing.
"H-Huh?" Anne''s eyes widened. "Where did she go...?"
They frantically looked around, trying to find hide or hair of their missing companion. Not on the roofs, not around the streets, not under their feet¡ªgone. Just gone.
"Were we separated?" Anne whimpered. "Oh, goodness gracious. She could be hurt! We have to find her before¡ª!"
The river erupted.
The girls turned, and it was a sight they have already seen many times today. A slime: climbing out of the river, following its instincts to consume. It was slow and hulking. The sheer weight of itself held it down, but with its size it simply rolled over the river cliff. Just because they had left the domain of the river, it did not mean the Giant Slime would let them go.
"...Would the usual method work?" Aire asked.
"Unfortunately, I do not believe I''ve ever dueled a slime so big before."
The Giant Slime rolled closer. Every building in its path began to dissolve, stripping them of their weakest parts and leaving them bare and hissing. Now that it was out of the water, they had a real gauge of its actual size, and they realized it would take more than their tiny weapons to rid themselves of the humongous blob.
"We run?"
"Yes, Aire. We should run."
Aire scooped Anne off her feet, leapt down to the alleys, and bolted. The Giant Slime was faster than it had any right to be. Although it ate away at the buildings, it wasn''t instantaneous, so it stretched and squeezed through the gaps to keep up with the little humans.
"Can you slow it down, Anne?!"
"I-I''ll try! [Gale Cutter]!"
The assault cut through the fluids, and they dispersed, splattered on the walls, but it was instantly replaced by more. Anne didn''t give up, shooting as many Gale Cutters as her mana pool would allow. When even that didn''t work?
"[Wind Wall]!"
The spell plugged the alley. It held the Giant Slime off for about two seconds before it just overwhelmed the wind with its weight. But two seconds was better than what a [Gale Cutter] could accomplish. Anne kept at it, delaying the monster wherever she could.
For the next few minutes, Aire skidded through the winding paths of the Second Wall fortress. They went up and down stairs, took sharp turns, and dove through the broken walls of what were once barracks, storage houses, and bathhouses. The Giant Slime was always close behind.
"Oooh...! Where is she, where is she?!" Aire leapt over a hole in the road. "Please don''t be dead! We hadn''t even properly exchanged names yet!"
"Focus, Aire! I think the Giant Slime is getting faster!"
"What manner of devil would allow such tomfoolery?! What next, they teleport?!"
"D-Don''t jinx it!"
They dove into another alley, and the Giant Slime rolled right past. It couldn''t stop itself in time and crashed into one of the barracks. The entire building collapsed onto the giant in a thunderous cascade of brick and cracks, burying the monsters for however long it mattered.
The gurgling of the giant slime hadn''t stopped. It''s chewing through the rubble, and it was angry.
But they used the reprieve to catch their bearings, to find the White Mage, or to remember where they were. And it was in those few seconds that they finally noticed a sound that had been ringing all this time.
"...A church bell?" Anne muttered.
It rang throughout the air, throughout the fortress of the Second Wall, so faintly and distantly that they would''ve thought it was a mirage from all the stress and running had they not felt it to their bones. The Second Wall was abandoned. There should be no one to ring the bells. No one alive to host a communion with the Goddess.
Except maybe for a certain someone.
"Never thought I would ring one of these again..."
Before Rosarium industrialized potion-making in a bid to curb their overreliance on the Clerics and Priests of the Holy Garden Kingdom, each fortress of each great Wall sponsored a church to heal the flesh and spirit. Soldiers, hardened and tested by the cruelty of the Evil Lake, would only come here if they needed the miracles of the Goddess to grow back an arm or a leg¡ªor to pray for safe tidings to the family back home.
Willow remembered in this life''s childhood where she used to sit atop the church''s bell tower, watching the other orphans play in a courtyard just like this one. She never could connect with them, being an adult in a child''s body. May as well quickly learn the language, stay out of everybody''s way, and just read this world''s version of fantasy novels to pass the time. Priorities.
Sometimes she wondered if she freaked everyone out with that kind of behavior. At least she grew up peacefully. The world just left her be, and that was the best she could ask for¡ªunlike now.
"...Unbelievable." She sniffled. Blood still dripped down from her nose. From her head, too. "Are things so bad now that I actually miss those times?"
Soon enough, they arrived: Aire and Anne, the girls she was supposed to protect.
"Miss White Mage~!" Aire cried. "You''re alive!"
"Yeah. And I trusted you." Willow scowled and pointed at herself. "Only for a wall to come and kiss me in the face!"
Willow had been tempted to just abandon the plan while waiting for them. To jump down there, take her second potion, and personally solve all of their problems. She should''ve been right there with them, making absolutely sure they''ll be safe...
But they proved themselves, hadn''t they? Capable enough to lure the Giant Slime right where she wanted it.
She hopped down, landing beside some barrels she had set up in front of the church entrance, and rested a hand on one of them. Each barrel was about as tall as she was, built to quench the thirst of many men for many days. They had been found in the basement along with all the others.
"Oh, Master Gerald... Three barrels of Salamander Wine this time? Layla is going to be so mad when she finds out about this."
Secretary Layla would occasionally ask her to track down some "suspiciously missing inventory" while out on a job in the area. They were surprisingly easy to find. Most had a unique signature picked up under a mana pulse. Others... She just had to follow the scent.
Willow didn''t need magic enhancements for this next part. Her eighteen points of strength was more than enough as she pushed the barrels onto their sides and kicked them, where they rolled down the courtyard, easily sidestepped by the Magic Fencer, and into the oblivious maw of the Giant Slime. The barrels disintegrated within the monster''s bowels, but the Salamander Wine?
The Giant Slime lurched.
The Rusties reached the church entrance. Anne was let back down to her feet, and Aire drew her sword, watching in puzzlement as the monster had suddenly stopped. It was writhing, churning within itself. The surface of the liquid broke and splashed, unable to pull itself together. It tried to reach them but rolled the other way by some unseen force.
"What was in those barrels?" Anne asked. "Some...alchemic concoction? D-Did you discern the slime''s weakness? Had you synthesized a solution in the short time we were separated?!"
...When they get back, the first thing Willow was going to teach this maid was to manage her expectations.
"That would be the intelligent solution," Willow said slowly. "But this? This is the Sailor''s solution."
It was the most Sailor thing they could do, and that was to use copious amounts of alcohol to solve all their problems.
Out in the Evil Lake against the horrors spawned from the depths, there were two things a Sailor could rely on: their spear on one hand and a bottle of booze on the other. Giant Slimes were chief among the most common killers out there, floating under the water''s surface and chewing through every ship unfortunate enough to wander over its maw. They would latch on, refusing to let go. But the Sailors would dump their alcohol overboard to feed to the Giant Slimes. It confused them, weakened them, unable to tell which was itself and which was not. They made the slimes drunk, leaving them perfectly vulnerable to their attacks.
Normally, three barrels shouldn''t have been enough, but there''s no body of water to dilute and clean itself of the effect, now was there?
"Should''ve stayed in the damn river, pal. Well..." Feeling woozy, Willow leaned on the church''s doorway. "The floor''s yours. Go wild."
Anne and Aire looked at her, eyes wide. The White Mage didn''t realize it then, but that was the first time she had explicitly trusted them to do as they pleased. They looked at each other, nodded, and marched forth, glowing like the sun.
Anne puffed her cheeks. "I''ll give it my all!"
"Indeed!" With a swish of her blade, Aire started running. "With pleasure!"
As Aire charged in, the wind picked up. Anne braced her staff on the ground and let it all loose with a soft, breathy kind of battle cry. It was one of the most harmless things Willow had ever heard. But the [Gale Cutter] she had cast was certainly not.
The Slime Giant mindlessly struck out with its tendrils, but Anne''s Gale Cutters sliced right through them. Each wind blade wailed like a banshee, mercilessly shredding into the gelatinous body. Again and again and again, seemingly pushing the monster back, its fluids splattered all throughout the courtyard to be soaked in by the grass and earth.
This time none regenerated.
The volley stopped in time for Aire to follow up. She launched a rapid series of slashes with her rapier. Each attack that should have corroded her blade was protected by a resplendent orange aura, brilliant as the dawn. Convulsing, the Giant Slime used its size to envelop her in a deadly hug, but its speed and force just weren''t there anymore. The Magic Fencer dashed aside and left a thick gash on its body. Twice! Then Thrice!
One more time the Giant tried to catch her. Instead of committing, Aire leapt back because the Wind Mage was ready for another volley of [Gale Cutters].
They were in their element. Each switch was timed to leave no gaps. Every bit of ground they had lost to the Giant Slime, they took back with each of Anne''s volleys, while Aire''s speed and finesse rendered it unable to retaliate. Like this, they whittled it down bit by bit.
Again, Aire leapt back. The Giant Slime had been reduced to almost half its size, and the field had turned muddy and sticky from all the chunks they had sliced off. They could reduce it to an ordinary slime with time.
But somewhere along the line, something had changed.
The Demontide that swirled inside the monster stabilized even amid the assault. It began to take on a shape, a pitch-black ring like a draconian eye. Something came out. Bubbles formed inside the Giant Slime as it ate whatever the Demontide was feeding it.
It began regenerating.
"We shan''t waste any more time, it seems." Aire licked her lips, calm and firm. "This is more than enough... To settle it all in one final bout..."
She took on a stance. Knees bent. Feet spread. Sword raised, parallel to the ground. The air began to heat up, her figure surrounded by a flickering haze. Then, the orange aura around her blade turned red.
Willow blinked. That flow again...
The Giant Slime sensed it, too. Its internals spun like it was winding up, and the air snapped as a thick tendril lashed out!
Anne had been ready for it. "[Wind Wall]!"
The tendril smashed against the wind so hard that the whole thing was torn into a thousand little pieces. Some had landed on the church wall beside Willow, but the magic that gave their corrosive properties was already gone; they slid down about as harmless as raindrops.
Aire had not even flinched. The aura intensified. Smoke began to rise as the tips of the grass blades around her spontaneously combusted. And if one could see past the light...her braid trailed behind her head, the tail of a flame.
"Burn bright! [Galloping Gawain]!"
She leapt like cannon fire.
The "eye" of the Giant Slime shrunk into pinpricks. It bent back, trying to run away, but it was too little, too late. The instant the blade touched the watery surface, everything evaporated. Everything.
Fire blasted out of the sword tip and filled the monster inside out. Vapor and fire ballooned it to its original size. And in a last gasp¡ªit exploded.
Willow''s hair and clothes blasted back. She felt her eyes sting as she raised her cloak overhead, but Anne got them covered, summoning yet another [Wind Wall] to ward off the worst of the heat. They watched as a tower of fire enveloped the Giant Slime, the Magic Fencer, and everything.
A thought struck the White Mage, or, rather, she remembered. Wine didn''t have enough alcohol concentration to ignite, especially while mixed with another liquid. But like many things in this big, wild world, Salamander Wine was an exception. Alcoholic paramours had bragged how it made them dream of fire-breathing dragons, and how, in the absence of magic users, the desperate used the inherent ingredients of the wine to burn down entire monster nests.
And here, it was still burning.
"...Anne?"
"J-Just wait a few seconds!"
To Willow''s relief, they did not wait long. The crackling of fire was silenced by the swishing of a sword. All the flames winked. The air was still hot but was at least livable again. The only evidence of the annihilation was the charred remains of the impact zone, and at its center, slowly sheathing her sword, was the noble lady herself.
Aire spun around with a sign of victory, a grin, and a wink. "Now how about it, friend? Was I dashing or was I dashing?"
Oh, what a dork...
Willow rolled her eyes. "Very dashing, Aire. You really did it. Both of you."
"We...did it?" Anne smiled wide and brightly, and her staff dropped to the ground, canceling the last of the [Wind Wall] Skill, as she began hopping in place with giddiness. "Oh! We did it! The Divine Glass has sent me notification! My stats went up!"
"Absolutely splendid, Little Anne! Give me a hooray~!"
"O-Oh, um, hooray~!"
As the two clasped hands and raised them high to the sky, Willow noticed Aire''s equipment was a wreck. The heat had warped the metal pieces, which chafed the burnt cloth underneath, and the cloth itself was all ripped and unusable, exposing skin that had somehow remained immaculate from the fire. The White Mage winced thinking of how much it would cost to replace, well, everything. An accident was just waiting to happen.
"Very good, very good!" Aire nodded proudly, hardly bothered by her state of dress. "You as well, Miss White Mage!"
"Hm? What are you¡ª?" Willow found herself grabbed by the arms, held on tight with no way to escape. "Hey! Personal space!"
"Now, now. From henceforth, we are now companions. So say it with us! Hip hip... hooray¡ª!"
Something snapped. It was the thread holding her breastplate and the last shreds of clothing that maintained her dignity. And they...had fallen off. The breastplate hit the ground with a thud.
Aire''s face stilled. "Ah."
The maid was covering her face in horror.
And Willow... Willow looked down in a deadpan stare. Up. Down. And up again. With a slow, tired sigh, she reached over her shoulders and untied the threads of her own cloak, then she threw it around the noblewoman.
"O-Oh..." Blushing, Aire allowed the White Mage to just secure the cloak. Thankfully, it was just big enough to cover everything that would''ve drawn eyes. ''''Thank you..."
If Willow had ever wondered about the laws of fanservice of this world, then she had found her answer.
...This better not be a regular occurrence.
The job was not quite done yet. They still had the leftover Demontide to purify.
It was the perfect excuse to walk away from the topic of Aire''s wardrobe malfunction, so without further ado, they all invoked the Divine Glass and had spent the better part of the ritual in awkward silence, holding the crystalized forms of the [Karma] window as they partook in the holy work of the Goddess.
The riding birds had found them at some point. Quartz and Ruby must''ve figured the danger was all gone, and, well, attracted by the light, they couldn''t help but plop themselves beside their respective owners and push their beaks against the [Karma] crystals, only to chirp with alarm when they just phased through.
Giggles broke out. The girls found them adorable.
Although...
[Karma]
1394
[Karma]
1113
[Karma]
892
The numbers were still displayed above them.
Willow really wished the System would let her hide hers during the [Purification Ritual]. The mystified gazes she was getting from Aire and Anne for having the highest karma of them all were a bit uncomfortable. Thankfully, whatever questions they had were all left unsaid in lieu of what came next.
[Purification Ritual] Complete!
Gained 200 Karma.
[Karma]
1394 + 200
[Karma]
1113 + 200
[Karma]
892 + 200
Now initializing [Karmic Resonance].
Allocating the Divine Essence to the appropriate users.
Please stand by.
As if blessing the church grounds, the air became full of Kyaeris''s divine majesty. The colors of the world seemingly blended together as they began to converge into their [Karma] crystals.
Anne''s eyes shimmered as she stared at her own. To her, it was a faraway city, the hearth of home. Ruby, ever the needy bird, hugged close to her arm, gazing into the light alongside her. "It''s... so warm."
"Indeed. The boundless benevolence of the Goddess never ceases to amaze," Aire spoke softly, clutching Willow''s cloak. Hers held a spark of hope, the rays of a new day. "Was this... Was this what mother and father felt...?"
The faces they made as they had their first [Karmic Resonance] were nothing short of religious.
Divine Essence was the ultimate reward for loyalty and devotion to Kyaeris.
The motes of light appearing from the purification of the Demontide was divinity itself. When touched, it was like a warm hug from a maternal figure, a fireplace in the cold night.
Legends were made from the Divine Essence. It could be spent on any skill or any stat sans luck, elevating the foundation of one''s being or attaining the enlightenment of the gods. Any bottleneck one faced could be solved with a [Karmic Resonance].
Or so Willow had heard.
Error: Skills are set to read-only. Repository synchronization failed.
Error: Status is set to read-only. System stat modification inapplicable.
Error: Luck factor unreadable. User is unanchored from causality.
[Karmic Resonance] has been canceled. Divine Essence may still be allocated or donated at a later date.
No glory for her, she supposed. Couldn''t even be damned to at least fix her garbage mana stat.
"Eh?" Anne looked at her. "Miss White Mage, why did yours suddenly dim?"
"Just spent everything where I already wanted them," Willow lied. "Don''t worry about it."
Maybe it was just her words or her attitude, but the maid cast her a concerned look. "Is...that really true?"
Willow met her gaze. Quite sharp, this one, but she had been an adult long enough to learn how to keep a straight face. "It''s not my first Monster Raid, Miss Anne. Sorry if I''m not as enamored as I should be. But I will congratulate you for a job well done, so..." She bowed slightly. "Congratulations."
"O-Oh, um... Thank you?"
Eventually, the [Karmic Resonance] was complete. It was subtle, but there was now a different air about the two. They stood stronger, taller, prouder... Like they took one more step toward the heavens.
Willow felt a little awkward, being left out in the ascension party.
Frankly, the fact that a twenty-man raid was cleared by only three adventurers and a prayer through what''s basically a suicidal offensive was absurd. And absurd feats deserved absurd rewards.
It was all theirs for the taking. Anne and Aire should have grown leaps and bounds, maybe even reaching the tail end of what a Silver-ranked adventurer was capable of, and, give or take a month or two, rank up. Willow could not spend her own Divine Essence, but...at least she''ll try to be happy for them.
It was all she could do at this point.
"Well." Willow stretched with a groan. "May as well heal up and get ready to move. We''ve stayed here long enough. Anne? Here."
Anne turned to find Willow dangling something under her grip. It was a potion belt. "Huh?" When she patted around, she found that her potion belt had been gone this whole time. She took it from Willow''s hands, feeling over the leather. "Since when...?"
"I...was trying to grab onto something when we got separated." Willow wiped under her nose. The blood had crusted and easily flaked off. "I already used some. Sorry."
"No, no. It''s okay. You are okay." Anne held up a half-drunk health potion. She smiled. "Potions are meant to be used after all."
"...I think I know a certain class of people who would disagree."
"Was that a joke? There is no way such people would exist. Aire? Come here and drink the rest."
"Understood. Down it goes~!"
Willow blanked out as Aire drank that same half-drunken potion without hesitation. She had not bothered to wipe the rim where the White Mage had drank. The indirect kiss? That much was obvious. If that was all, she would have just said nothing and pretended it had never happened, but no. Because that...
"That...was a high-grade potion."
"Hm?" Aire stopped drinking to look at her. There was still some at the bottom. "Oh, this?" She swirled the glass, treating it like an everyday beverage. "Due to some...circumstances, we rarely possess any coins lower than platinum to buy the lower-tier potions."
"I''m sorry¡ªplatinum?"
"Fear not! Our coffers are robust enough to bear these strange economic times. It may seem like a waste to you, but we must endeavor to be in good health at all bright hours. Besides, it''s not like we have a healer with us to nurse the littlest of our injuries." And then the noblewoman drank the rest of the potion, ending it off with a satisfied sigh. "Oh, but I must say... It has that pleasant fizz on the tongue..."
Willow stared. Really, really hard.
Aire blinked innocently. She seemed clueless at first, but as Willow burned a hole through her forehead, there was a second blink, this time within an inkling of critical thinking. It slowly began to dawn on her. She, and the maid, turned beet red.
"Despite always calling me by my class," Willow said, her eyes accusing, "you completely forgot I was a White Mage, didn''t you."
"...How about we start returning to Risadel proper?" Aire said. "Agreed?"
Anne nodded rapidly. "Agreed!"
The shameless silver spoons turned their backs and got their bird mounts ready. They even began huddling together in hushed whispers, constantly glancing over their shoulders at Willow with nervous smiles. They didn''t bother to hide the fact. Did they realize how ridiculous they looked?
"Okay, Ruby. Just like before, please carry Miss White Mage on your back. It should be no problem this time, yes?"
But there was a problem. A big problem.
Ruby had one look at Willow, at her blood-drenched staff and the psychotic blood splatters on her clothes¡ªand took a long step back. The Cherub shook her head. No. Many times. Absolutely not. Willow''s mayhem with the kobolds had evaporated every bit of goodwill she had.
"Ruby, please..."
"Oh, in that case, maybe Quartz here would¡ªwhoa!" Aire was just about to mount Quartz when she suddenly had to arrest the reins. The bird had begun writhing around, chirping in protest. "Easy there, boy! Easy! It''ll be okay! I promise!"
"Your brother doesn''t like it either. Come on, Ruby," Anne pleaded to her feathered friend. Slowly, she tugged so that they and the White Mage were closer together. "You are the big sister here. I''m sure with enough time you''ll look past appearances and see in her a heart of¡ªRuby? Ruby, that''s the wrong way. Ruby?!"
Quartz accidentally smacked Ruby, and that was the start of utter mayhem.
The Cherubs fed into each other''s anxieties, screaming and running, forcing their owners to dig their heels in and prevent them from running off to the nearest haven they could find. Kicking up mud. Shedding their feathers. Chirping so loud that their ears rang. For all their intelligence, they were still animals.
All the while, Willow just stood there, lips in a straight line, wondering how much more bullshit she could take today.
Then mud slapped her face.
"...I''ll just walk."
008
They tried. They really did. They insisted they could make it work, but even after a lot of placating, praising, and pushing, the Cherubs were adamantly against Willow riding any one of them. May as well settle the issue and just move on.
Willow had to go on foot while Aire and Anne stayed on their mounts. They never left her behind. Even as they lost daylight. Even as the Cherubs yearned to escape the shadows creeping up on their feet. A tight grip and a stern word reigned the birds in, refusing to afford the White Mage anything less.
At some point, the Rusties had hopped off and joined the White Mage on the ground. Perhaps in solidarity with the sole party member without a ride. Sweet. Unnecessary, but sweet.
Or, at least, that was what she thought.
"¡ªagainst the poisoned rain and earth, the One and True Saintess prayed to Kyaeris. Judgement, holy light, bounded its wings and gouged its eyes, a divine punishment for daring to besmirch the skies of the Goddess¡ª!"
Somehow, they managed it. Convinced them? Yeah, right. They cheated. When one of the birds was calm enough to sit still, Anne held their attention while Aire suddenly hoisted Willow over her shoulder and then dumped her onto the mount''s back, like she was being kidnapped.
"¡ªThe Obsidian Witch foretold the fortune of the wicked beast. Be it a hex or a curse, a stake was spiked upon its throat, never to cast its profane breath again¡ª"
Quartz was the unlucky bird. Half-dried kobold blood soaked his feathers, and Willow had smeared it all over him as she awkwardly clutched his sides with her knees and elbows. The poor Cherub looked as though the lake had turned black or the sky had turned red, and before Willow could shift to a more comfortable position, Aire and Anne were back in their spots, and they were on the move.
"¡ªeye of the beast shuddered, blinded by the righteous fury of her spear. She dashed. She galloped! With the mighty roar of a dragon, the Azure Maiden pierced the foul demonic spawn¡ª!"
Willow had spent the rest of the journey stuck like this, carried like luggage while Aire recited a Bard''s tale she had heard before coming to Risadel.
"¡ªThus, the Azure Dragons attained complete victory, blessed the skies with their hearts whole and pure!"
Walking would''ve been less mortifying.
"What do you think?" Aire grinned. "Does it not send the heart aflutter? We live in a time when our contemporaries are legends in the making. And we walk right along their footsteps, accomplishing the impossible!"
Too cheesy. Too many adjectives. Not her style. Willow preferred the more down-to-earth works of the late Royal Scrivener Thomas. But was she going to say that? She''d rather not entertain the fluttery adventurer any more than she already had.
"Hmm, but you do seem the type to prefer the likes of Thomas the Monotone..."
...Were her tastes that obvious?
"Why, it takes me back," Aire whispered wistfully, "when all I had was a paper sword and a heart of fancy. The maids of my house and I would always pretend, triumphing over giant monsters, like they did in the Accounts of the Great Sage..."
Willow raised her head, squinting. "You had to deal with this when she was a kid?"
"Oh, she was a handful!" Anne had a hand over her mouth, stifling a giggle. "But those were still the brightest years of our lives. You won''t find a more earnest girl."
"Nay." Aire raised a fist and puffed her chest, but considering her state of dress, it did...interesting things under the white cloak. "There shall be even brighter times ahead. With our party shall be like no other, and every bard would extol our valorous deeds across Rosarium!"
Willow had to clutch Quartz''s feathers when the bird suddenly jerked, hopping over a puddle. "Please," she strained, "I think I would die of embarrassment."
"You mean burst into flowers, like Helen the Humble?"
"Can you all stop comparing me to people who died tragic deaths?"
Aire pouted. "Why so blas¨¦, friend? Does glory not invoke your sense of romance?"
"Glory?" Willow kept herself from hissing as she caught her own staff from falling off. "Your clothes didn''t survive. Not even the least perverted Bard in the continent would leave that out. Keep this up, and you could be remembered as one of those Barbarians who shamelessly rush into battle half-naked. Ever thought about that?"
"Well, this WAS the fourth armor set she had burned..." Anne murmured. "Oh, dear... Do people already think...?"
Willow felt a little bad putting up a wall and shaming her like this, but if she must adventure with these two goofballs for their entire tenure in Risadel, the sooner they realize the harsh realities of fame and fortune, the better. Otherwise, Miss Fanservice here was going to have a hard time.
"Hm?" The noblewoman tilted her head. "Is that truly so bad?"
...Huh?
"In fact, it would be my honor to be compared to the likes of our brave brothers and sisters of the Farnear Divide! Are you worried I would be embarrassed? Humiliated? You underestimate me; there is no shame in showing a little bit of skin, especially in tribute to such gallant allies of justice."
"A ''little'' bit?" Willow felt her brows disappear behind her bangs, because if walking around in burnt rags that barely covered everything important was only a little, she was almost afraid to ask what would be indecent. "Anne? I was under the impression that Barbarians were stigmatized. Particularly for a certain lack of fashion. As a concept."
"Lady Aire does not discriminate. No matter who you are or where you are from, a hero is still a hero. An attitude I believe a certain little birdie ought to adopt, isn''t that right, Ruby?" The maid made her displeasure known by tussling the feathers along her Cherub''s neck. Ruby let out a pitiful whine but leaned into the touch, treating it more like a massage than a punishment.
Her disciplinary methods definitely needed work, Willow thought.
"Indeed," Aire nodded, a noble smile gracing her lips. "We were raised to be proud and accepting ladies of Rosarium society. To scorn those who fought alongside us would bring shame upon my family name."
"...What even is your family name?" Because whoever raised her, Willow wanted to slap them for forgetting to teach this lady common sense.
"Ah," Aire winked, "that would be telling."
They arrived at the mouth of the First Wall, the river rolling down like an impossibly long tongue. The Rosarium soldiers stationed there saw them. A few voices sounded from up top, with an awful lot more energy than they should have, being on their night shift. Then: a loud clack.
Chains rattled as the gate began to lift. It should''ve just opened halfway, but it went all the way to the top, until the First Wall was gaping and showing its teeth. On the other side, a man greeted them. A man Willow recognized.
The Lake Watcher had started his night shift, his uniform fresh and stiff against the cool air, and his golden rose emblem glinting on his breast.
The girls steered their birds into the tall wharf under the gate. They slowed down, the moisture of the river wafting up to their feet. It was there for only a second, but Willow had felt the stillness of the mana in the air. If she had not known any better, she would have thought it was a threat, but sometimes the wharf got slippery, and entire caravans could fall into the water. He was actually ready to catch them in case that happened.
The Lake Watcher stepped aside, guiding them through with a wave of his spear. His gaze slid over Anne and Aire, offering a nod of respect to each, before locking onto Willow. He straightened his back and gave his usual salute. "Welcome back, ma''am."
Willow ignored the bewildered looks she was getting from the two as, from her undignified place, she waved hello. "Lake Watcher. At ease, and thanks for the welcome, I guess. But a bit excessive to open it all the way, don''t you think?"
"The men needed the excuse to show off." The soldier marched in lockstep with the birds, taking the side along the river to get a proper look at her. "You appear to be dying."
"Spiritually? Yes," she said. "I''ve made my peace with it."
The Lake Watcher hummed. "You appear much thinner under the cloak than I thought. Skipping meals again?"
"I eat plenty, thanks."
"As a man married to a mother hen, I can assure you those words never fooled anyone." The Lake Watcher then took note of the state of the party, raising a brow at Aire, who wore Willow''s bloodied cloak, and frowning at Anne, who wilted under his scrutiny. "I see you dealt with more than just the local river slimes. Demontide?"
"Demontide. Monster Spawner at the Second Wall. We already cleared it out."
"...Truly?"
"Indeed," Aire boldly declared. "It was long and hard-fought, but the blight has been vanquished." She raised a tattered glove, proving the struggle they all had faced. "I assure you none remains."
The Lake Watcher gave the Magic Fencer a long, hard look, but seeing the White Mage nod, he unclenched his jaw and softened up. "...Very well. As per procedure, we will send a team to verify your testimony and notify the guild. Please proceed."
Aire smiled. "Rosarium blooms upon thee!"
"Y-Yes." Anne nodded, but it came off as a bow. "Thank you for your hard work."
It was as if their words snagged him by the soul. He was not quite facing them, but Willow saw his vacant expression clearly enough. His lips parted, his eyes narrowed slightly. A blink, and it was gone. "It is merely my duty," he said. "Take care now."
The Lake Watcher made one last salute before his departure, marching to the top of the First Wall to begin his vigil of the Evil Lake. Then, behind the party, the gate rolled down, rattling the chains and mechanisms that made it possible, until it hit the bottom with a resounding thud under the river.
"Amazing..." Anne had watched it all happen, staring so pensively that Ruby took over to watch where they were going. "I never knew you were friendly with the Rosarium soldiers, Miss White Mage."
"We chat. Don''t misunderstand."
The Magic Fencer hummed. "Are all the soldiers as distinguished as that gentleman? Rosarium does not simply just send their talented soldiers so far away from the capital," she said. "Volunteers, perhaps...?"
"...You can say that, sure."
They were inside Risadel proper and then into Bard Street. Willow took the chance to dismount. The moment her boots met the ground, though, Quartz let out a cry of relief and stretched his wings, shedding his metaphorical shackles. He almost tried to run, too, had Aire not reined him in.
"Whoa, Quartz! Mind your manners," Aire chastised. "The night is young! It is still too soon to exchange farewells! No, do not go over there¡ª! Quartz!"
And they ran through the dark, but never too far, circling around the streetlight.
"You, too, Ruby." Anne cupped the bird by the beak before she could act up, forcing her into eye contact. But the maid''s pouting was not the reproachful look she thought it was. "I know what you are thinking, but another few minutes won''t hurt."
Willow rolled her eyes. Maybe it was the way of the nobles to faff around like guests trying too hard to impress at the exit door, but she was just so done right now. "It''s fine. Go get changed already. You can return my cloak at the guild tomorrow."
"Eh?" Anne blinked. "But..."
She was about to argue, but that moment of distraction was all that Ruby needed. The Cherub took a wide berth from the White Mage. As in, ten steps away wide.
Anne gasped. "Ruby!"
It was so cartoonishly rude that Willow could not help but let slip a derisive laugh. And that made the big coward take another step back. Ruby whined, cried, and shook her head, marching in place. She wanted to go.
"Give it a rest," Willow said. "Can''t expect people to be best friends in only a day."
Aire and her mount circled by. "But we did, did we not¡ª? Quartz, that is the river!"
Willow strategically chose to ignore that. "Respect their feelings. There''s always next time."
"I..." The maid bit her lip. "I suppose it is getting late." She clearly did not want to just up and leave, but at their destination and at this hour, there was no point in convincing the birds anymore. She smiled apologetically. "Good night, Miss White Mage. May the Moons watch¡ªRuby? S-Slow down!"
The bird mounts did not care. The instant they sensed the permission to leave, they took it. They ran down Bard Street, carrying their owners away and kicking up dust in their wake. There were a few shouts and expletives, one of the local bards shaking a fist at them, as they narrowly avoided some night-goers on the way.
Willow was left alone. Finally alone.
"...I do not like those birds," she groused.
She huffed, brushing off a few feathers still stuck to her tunic, but did not leave right away. Instead, she glanced back at the First Wall.
The soldiers stationed here had a precarious relationship with the mainland. Rebellious elements. Demoted officers. Victims of corruption. Far away from home, so close to the shores of the Evil Lake, with limited support and substandard defenses, but too desperate or too stubborn to leave...
They were all sent here to die.
Anne and Aire might not appreciate the dishonesty, but if they hadn''t figured it out yet, it was probably for the best. Maybe when they were ready, when the fates allowed it.
After all, it only made sense. That was how it usually went down. Wayward nobles: bearing their ideals, facing the sins of their kingdom as a part of their story.
Willow could only hope she had enough in her to keep them alive before then.
Back in the orphanage, the nuns and priests of the Holy Garden Kingdom had told Willow to always remember to give thanks to the Goddess before bed.
So thanks for the kraken stew, a hearty meal to nourish her battered soul. Thanks for the roof over her head, these rare moments of peace and quiet and tranquility. Thanks for the warm baths, the ingenuity of magic, which washed all the stress and grime, sanitized her clothes, reaching where neither soap nor brush could reach.
And thanks. For giving her this second chance. For surviving yet another day.
Then she buried her face into the pillow and groaned, letting the spirit leave her mouth.
Willow turned herself over and stared up at the ceiling.
Most adventurers had two choices for lodging in Risadel. One was an inn, which you could find plenty of along Bard Street. Another was the Dragon Tale guild itself, for a price. Room and board were free for guild employees, who either had nowhere else to stay or were just too dedicated to their job¡ªof which there was a concerningly high number of the latter. As a member of the Support Corps, she was technically considered an employee.
The room had been rebuilt when Roxidel was renamed Risadel. Some of the old wooden planks mingled with the new ones, each with varying flakes of varnish and paint. Even the bed was a Frankenstein monstrosity, glued back together with natural resin and a few casts of [Synthesis] to seal the deal, housing a patchwork mattress covered by a patchwork blanket. It was spartan, bereft of personal effects, with only a desk to write on and a closet to store her things.
It wasn''t much, but it was home.
Knock, knock, knock!
Willow sighed.
Heaving herself off the bed, the White Mage paused by the door, wondering who could be knocking at this hour. Unless it was urgent business, Layla usually waited until morning. Master Gerald would''ve busted the door down. Most people were nowhere near friendly enough to know where she stayed.
Then, she shrugged and grabbed her staff by the corner¡ªthe sharp end pointed up¡ªbefore slowly opening it just wide enough to see who was on the other side.
"...Magni?"
"Good evening, White Mage!" The blue wolf girl sparkled, oddly too happy to see her with how her tail was swishing like a pendulum. She cleared her throat, straightened her cuffs, all proper and casual-like, and said, "I happened to pass by, and I must say, your pleasant aroma is like no other¡ª"
"Horrible phrasing."
"¡ªand so I thought, like a good neighbor, perhaps we could share a drink downstairs. Talk about our day. Relax under the firelight."
"Right. And we couldn''t have done this tomorrow? Why are you here, really?"
"You wound me!" Magni clutched her heart. "After all we''ve done together! I am simply a concerned friend trying to check up on her favorite White Mage. Is that so wrong? Why, you could ask anyone, and they''d call me the most magnanimous wolf in all of Rosarium! You would not find a girl more loyal, more honest, more¡ª!"
Willow shut the door.
Willow waited.
Knock, knock, knock.
Willow opened the door again.
Magni cradled her tail with the straightest look on her face. "I have nowhere to stay," she said, "and I was hoping we could...share the room."
"...Where did you stay before?"
"In my wagon. It''s still in the workshop getting repaired. The damage was..." Magni scratched under her ear. "It was worse than we thought. Had to walk in and pay a little extra, and, uh, I may have forgotten the rest of my money inside the wagon before they closed up shop and locked everything away, so... Help a girl out?"
Willow went quiet. She spent half that time squinting at Magni in disbelief and the other half just thinking about it. Her eyes rolled up. Rolled down. At Magni. Back down. At Magni again, who at some point broke out the puppy eyes. She pinched the bridge of her nose and exhaled.
In for a penny, in for a pound, or so they say...
Resting her staff back in its corner, she widened the door.The narrative has been taken without permission. Report any sightings.
"Eheheh~!" Magni strutted right on through. "Still got it!"
"Sleep in the closet. There are a few spare blankets you can use. I also have a few of my things in there." Willow locked the door and began turning around. "So whatever you do, do not¡ªwhat are you doing?"
Beside the opened closet, where her boots and mantle were already thrown in, Magni stopped halfway from disrobing her shorts. She blinked. "Getting ready to sleep. Obviously."
"You sleep with your clothes off?"
"And you sleep with your clothes on?" Magni gave her a once-over. "With those clothes on? Don''t you get all itchy?"
"Since when were we close enough to be this...comfortable?"
"Sounds like someone never got chummy with a Barbarian before."
"Hopefully never. I have my hands full with enough trouble as it is."
"Oh, relaaax!" the wolf girl dismissed, before going all the way and revealing that behind those shorts...
...was another, smaller pair of shorts.
Oh.
Magni twirled her shorts by the waistband along her finger, a goofy grin on her lips. "We''re both girls here. It''s not like you see me that way¡ªack!"
The shorts slipped off and smacked her in the face. Somehow, it landed so perfectly that she ended up wearing it over her head. Wolf ears poked through the leg holes as she stumbled into the closet, flailing around like some kind of pervert. "Nnnrk! Nyeh! Who turned off the lights?!"
She tried to brace onto something only to slip and entangle herself in a mess of blankets. It only made it worse.
Willow watched on. Whatever tension she had felt faded to dust. Had she honestly thought something inappropriate was going to happen? Stupid. Of course not.
Something like that was only for the protagonist.
"You know what? You made your point." Willow shoved the rest of the wolf girl in there and then closed the closet. "Get as comfortable as you want."
She nestled back into her bed, drawing the covers over herself. End of day, end of chapter, feeling herself drift to sleep, healing up all her HP, MP, and SP, without a single damn left in the world.
"Good night," she said, before turning off the mana lights, a flicker of [Telekinesis] on the switch.
...
In the dark, there was a low, steady creak.
"Hey, um," Magni spoke through the crack in the closet, "I wasn''t exactly lying when I said I wanted to chat. Can we... Can we still do that?"
"...Ten minutes."
There were plenty of ways to get potions, even in Risadel. Some general goods stores typically had the common household ones in stock. Or, if you''re feeling brave, you could get some from the shady merchant next door, peddling weird things like potions of ''enlargement'' or ''heroism'' or whatever.
For the hardy adventurers, those in need of stronger stuff? They would need to see an Alchemist.
Willow and Magni stood before the Red Apothecary. It was one of the few workshops to settle in Risadel, but instead of establishing somewhere convenient like Bard Street, the owner took the business to the shady, abandoned parts of town, surrounded by the remnants of what once was Roxidel. The workshop itself was just two steps removed from a slum house.
"I-Is this really the right place?" Magni stuck to Willow''s back, watching the alleys untouched by the early morning light with shaky eyes. "Everything here is so run down... and creepy."
"And it is probably the best in town," Willow said. "Bear with it."
In her past life, RPGs sometimes had that one mysterious shop in the middle of nowhere that sold precious gear. Following that logic, the Red Apothecary must be something special. All Willow had to do was follow the rumors, and she became a regular ever since.
The signboard hanging over the door was the only proof of its establishment. The crude drawing of a red cauldron with steam lines, which faded at the end as if the artist ran out of paint, was hanging by a single, rusted chain.
Until it broke.
A crack, and the signboard lay in pieces on the ground.
Magni stared. "...Are you sure?"
"I''m sure. Let''s go."
Bells announced their entrance. The air was thick with incense, mixing with the musk of old wood. Two boarded-up tables served as the reception counters, while six more held all manner of jars and potions on the tabletops. Whatever was on the side of the counters was blocked by a thick curtain of stitched-up blankets. Despite the shoddy appearance, the poor lighting held up the sense of mystique, and that was exactly why it was, without a doubt, an Alchemist''s workshop.
Good thing Magni did not look up, or she would''ve freaked at the countless talismans adhered to the ceiling like a psychopath''s piece of modern art.
She was right behind Willow, looking around in awe, until her attention was arrested by the conspicuously huge bowl in the middle. Inside were balls the size of marbles wrapped in what smelled like rice paper.
"Huh. What''s this?" Magni raised one up to eye level, gave it a whiff. "Oh! Minty! Is this candy? This place is more modern and hospitable than thought. Well, don''t mind if I¡ª!"
"Well, well, well... Yet another fool courting death."
Magni yelped and went behind the nearest human shield. Willow, for her part, had expected it.
In the far corner, in their blind spot, was a granny on a rocking chair. Willow had met her enough times to count all twelve warts and four moles on that wrinkly face. An elongated nose and a ninety-degree hunchback, gangly hands over a gangly cane¡ªshe was the walking stereotype of an ugly Witch. But a few things broke the mold: like the pair of fox ears peeking through her monstrosity of a hairdo and the hanfu draped over her figure, which was stuffed with her own tail, making her back look bigger than it actually was.
The Witch, the owner of the workshop, grinned. "White Mage. I almost didn''t recognize you without that mantle of yours. And I see you brought a little friend. Found a test subject for the elixir of immortality, have you?"
"Wait, what?!"
"She''s kidding, Magni," Willow said. "Calm down."
"B-But she''s looking at me like she''ll shove me into a pot and boil me alive!"
"Oh, no, no, no..." The Witch stood up from the rocking chair. "I am not one to do something so wasteful, so benign. Boiling you would ruin the material. Like that tail of yours. It would make for a fine coat for this coming winter, ufufufu~!"
"Keep my tail out of this!"
The Witch began stalking around the workshop. Her wicked eyes were on Magni, who kept herself behind Willow and swiveled her by the shoulders the whole time.
"Why are you running, little wolf?" The Witch suddenly switched directions, making Magni almost trip trying to go the other way. She cackled. "Where is the famed ferocity and pride of your tribe? Surely the blood of this generation is not so weak that even the ancestors had been forgotten. Let me get a good look at you."
Magni''s tail went right between her legs. "H-Hey, hey! Hands off the goods! Or my old man''s ghost will haunt you, lady!"
They were so up close now that the Witch was looking over Willow''s shoulder, almost stabbing the White Mage with her nose. "Quite the mouth, this one. Curious. Is this the type of company you keep, White Mage? The more I hear about the famed Nose Fixer, the more perplexing you are. But it seems even you cannot resist the simple desire for a fluffy tail."
"What am I, a pet now?! Seriously, leave me alone!"
Around and around they went. Magni had abandoned using Willow as a shield and used her as a pillar instead. She ducked out of sight wherever she could, all the while the Witch followed her tail, clearly enjoying the game of cat and mouse.
Willow just stood there. Lips and brows straight. Should she raise her staff and start bopping some heads? Or be civilized and wait for reason to prevail?
Fortunately, she did not have to choose. Reason eventually came. From deeper within the workshop, a distant voice broke through.
"Granny Yoko! Are you scaring the customers again?!"
Everything ground to a halt.
"Bah!" The Witch yelled across the counters, "So what if I am, Rika?!"
"Granny, we talked about this! We are running a business, remember!?"
"Of course I remember! This whole thing was my idea! Now you stay back there and do your homework while I have a fun little chat with our regular."
"Wait, the White Mage?"
The pitter-pattering of footsteps. There was a commotion. Something fell. There was the sound of boxes getting kicked over, but that didn''t stop whoever was coming. Then, bursting from the curtains, there came out a little girl.
Big, wide glasses covered big, wide eyes. Huge, fluffy ears sprouted from her brilliant red hair, only for her tail to show up from the curtain and prove what was the true apex of fluffy things. She was wiping her powdered gloves over an oversized apron, and she was small enough that, except for her fox ears, she disappeared behind the table counter, only to pop up from a stepping stool.
Rika: Alchemist, little shopkeeper, and the Witch''s apprentice. When compared to the creepy vibes of the Red Apothecary and the mischief of the Witch, her cuteness was like a ray of sunshine.
"Welcome, welcome! Back for more mana potions already? You''ve been chugging those like an addict, and... Huh. You look smaller without the cloak."
Willow knew it was her signature, but must everyone keep mentioning it?
The moment she laid eyes on her, Magni gasped. She looked down on her own tail, then looked at Rika''s. She saw the sheen in the fuzz, the prestige in the color. And despaired. "B-Beaten by a little shopkeeper..."
"Hey! Not little! In this line of work, I could be a thousand years old." The little shopkeeper gave the White Mage a little side eye and a smug grin. "You never know."
"Psh. Yeah, right. There''s no way you are that old." But then Magni leaned over to Willow and whispered nervously, "She''s not. Right?"
"At least this little wolf has eyes." Yoko the Witch tutted. "The first time the White Mage came, she mistook my granddaughter Rika here for the owner! To my face! Ridiculous! She''s only fourteen, for Goddess''s sake!"
Make one offhanded joke about thousand-year-old lolitas, and they hold it over you...
In her defense, Rika was too small to be fourteen.
"With how you are running this workshop, I may as well be," Rika retorted. "Now you stay over there while I take over. Okay, granny?" Rika had on a bright, award-winning smile. "So what can I get you, Miss White Mage?"
"The usual, for a start. And I guess I''ll be browsing. Things... are getting hectic."
"You''re telling me. Quite a mess, that Wild Hunt. And just when I thought business was picking up with the uptick in adventurers, too... So how are you paying this time? Old-fashioned gald? Or," she leaned over the counter, "Information?"
"...I heard you have homework."
"Thought you''d never ask! Come on in¡ªsorry, just the White Mage. We have sensitive stuff in here."
"Wait," Magni pointed at the Witch, "you''re leaving me alone with her?!"
Willow already had her back to her, crossing the counter, her hand on the curtains. "You wanted to learn more about the local economy, right? Well, here you go. Ask her anything. Yoko was there when it used to be Roxidel and had been around ever since they first rebuilt Risadel. You won''t find anyone better."
Besides, Yoko was just playing. Magni would be fine.
Before the Merchant could protest, Willow was gone.
"Oh, my!" Yoko crooned, and she rested a hand over Magni''s shoulder. "A glowing review from the White Mage. I suppose this wise one shall entertain you as a favor. You are here for business, yes?" Her eyes glinted. "Then let us talk business."
Magni whimpered.
"Sorry about the mess. We''re swimming in herbs lately, and we were just getting them processed."
One would think an apothecary would be more careful about their regents, but boxes of Thread Whistles were left out in the opening. Healing Bellflowers were washed up and laid out to dry on the tables. There were even half-filled fermentation jars along a counter. A breeze could send everything flying.
Maybe she was reading too much into it, but Nikolas''s herb-gathering luck seemed to be making waves.
Rika hopped over one of the boxes that had fallen over. Fortunately, they were just empty. "Granny and I had an argument about how we should use the [Synthesis] spell. She wasn''t happy about what I said."
Willow stepped over them. "Was this about how Rosarium industrialized the potion-making process?"
"Yup. We can cast [Synthesis] at each step, so why bother with the traditional methods? Now get this: she''s making me brew a sleeping potion with a purity of at least ninety percent. No Skills. No shortcuts. Nothing but this old alchemy set. Crazy, right?"
It was crazy alright.
Purity was everything. It was what separated a mediocre alchemist from a great one. You could have the best ingredients and the best tools money could buy, but if the purity was too low, it was no better than the common variants of the concoction. To maximize the purity, Skills were practically required.
"And she''s fine with you having my help?" Willow asked.
"It''s alchemy. Facts are facts. Buying the answer is no different from reading it off a book or figuring it out for myself. She doesn''t care how I got it, only that I got it right." Rika huffed. "So far, the best I made was eighty-eight percent."
They went into the lab, a spacious chamber reinforced with stone walls that felt relatively empty save for the big table at the center. The table itself was brimming with mysterious energy, and carved into the surface was the titular symbol of the yin and yang. On it, a set of scrolls and flasks were prepared on each side. The ingredients were the exception, neatly arranged in a line atop a cloth. The Blue Musky flowers stuck out, wafting their relaxing aroma.
Rika nimbly hopped on a big box. Willow stood behind her, looking over her head to see a book on the table''s edge. The Alchemist''s Handbook, Fourth Edition. It showed its age, fraying at the edges. If the cover was barely legible, then Willow could only imagine the words on the pages were worse. Yet...
"What a rare find," she muttered. "Outdated, but still holds up to modern standards."
"Really? That''s a relief. Wish ink wasn''t so precious, or I''d write myself a copy."
"Borrowed it?"
"Mhm. Really annoying, asking for help from the other workshops."
With a pair of tongs usually meant for glassware, Rika dragged over a scroll and unfurled it.
"Everything seemed fine up until the sixth step. See here? Should be a transparent green, but it''s blue and murky. I thought I did something wrong. Changed the heat, redid the steps, rechecked the ingredients¡ªbut nope. Nothing." She rubbed a smudge off her glasses. "At some point, I thought the wrinkly fox gave me the wrong instructions. So I pushed through with the rest of the steps anyway. N-Nothing bad happened, I promise!" she added, seeing Willow''s frigid gaze. "It still turned into a sleeping potion in the end!"
Willow had half a mind to scold her for it but thought better of it. It was not like this world had the internet to double-check one''s answers on the fly. Sometimes, the only way forward was trial and error, plus a healthy amount of caution. She would let it go. For now.
"This sixth step," she said. "Exothermic or endothermic?"
Rise looked at her blankly. "Uh..."
Ah. Right. Different world. She kept on forgetting that.
"Sorry, I misspoke. In vis mana or ex vis mana?"
"Oh, ex vis mana."
"So you''re boiling it to extract the mana?"
"Yes...?"
Everything has mana, each with their own innate properties. Alchemists mix, extract, and even discard mana from their ingredients and use the physical elements as a medium. From there, potions were not too different from a conventional spell. Spells in a bottle, as it were.
The problem was when the physical laws failed to play nice.
"...Okay. I think I understand now."
Rika balked. "Did you figure something out already?"
"Just a theory. Have you tried using a cold scroll instead?"
"Of course not. Mana wouldn''t come out if I did."
"Humor me."
The little Alchemist gave her a look but obliged with a shrug. She replaced the heating scroll with a freezing one. There was no other change to the setup, but it was all she needed. Despite her stature, each step was done swiftly and cleanly as her tail bounced with every way she moved throughout the alchemy table, like it was second nature. She must''ve tried and failed dozens of times to be this proficient. And when she reached the sixth step...
The blue murky concoction had turned transparent green exactly as the instructions said it should.
"...Eh?" Rika almost had her entire body turned over the table trying to look at the flask. "Eh?! Just like that? How does that even work?!"
Willow pulled the girl away because it was getting a little dangerous. Now, how to explain Le Chatelier''s Principle in the context of alchemy...
"The solution is reversible. Boiling the solution to extract mana is common sense, but for some solutions like this, it can backfire," Willow explained. "All things seek balance. Adding heat will force the scales to tilt the other way to compensate. So, it partially reverts back to its ingredients¡ªand the mana stays locked up, reducing purity."
"Balance..." The word made Rika frown in thought. "You almost sound like Granny. Are you saying all of alchemy has the potential to reverse?"
Quick on the uptake, as always. Rika would do well if she attended the Magic Towers.
"Depending on the conditions, yes," Willow said. "This might be what your grandmother is trying to teach you. [Synthesis] skips the work and the process at the cost of your mana. But if the conditions are wrong, the product might undo itself midway. Best case scenario, the potion will be less pure. Worst case? Boom."
"Oh, no..." Rika held her head, ears pressed flat. "I wish the Goddess would just tell me these things when I got the Skill. Granny is going to be so smug about this..."
"...Relying on the enlightenment of the Divine Glass can only go so far. A little bit of embarrassment now could save your life."
"Easy for you to say," Rika groused. "Have you ever argued with your own teacher? And lost?"
"...I did. In front of the entire classroom." Willow paused. "It was not pleasant."
A silence hung over the two.
Rika coughed. "Well. Glad I''m never going to the Collegium then. Any other surprises?"
"The [Synthesis] spell does have an inherent workaround."
"Eh?" Her ears perked up. "R-Really?"
"When you reach a proficiency of Silver, the [Synthesis] spell has this exploitable quirk where¡ª"
Pomf!
A big fluffy tail smothered her face.
Willow pushed it away, blinking until she found her focus, and glared at the little Alchemist. "As I was saying..."
"No, no! Stuff it, sister." Rika wielded her own tail like it was a weapon. "You can sell me that info later, when you buy another set of mana potions. Honestly, you act like an education should be free or something."
...Willow never realized a statement could sound so sad until she heard it.
Taking Willow''s silence for obedience, Rika lowered her tail. She sighed. "But now what? We can''t extract the mana when it''s cold."
"...I''m not familiar with eastern alchemy, so this is just a guess," Willow slowly said, taking a step back in case Rika would silence her with that tail again, "but isn''t that what the yin and yang runes on the table are for?"
Rika made a face. Scrambling, she dove into the scroll. With her nose so deep, the only things Willow could see were her big ears twitching like mad from behind the parchment...until they stopped.
Rika dropped the scroll.
"The alchemy sets were placed on the wrong sides!"
Willow was left to watch the rest unfold. And she had to admit, it was scary.
The little Alchemist was ballistic. She blazed through the last several steps of the assignment, not even blinking. Not once. Possessed, like a demon. She brewed the potion to completion, enriching the latent magic with each pass. Once the last ingredient¡ªsome finely crushed Blue Musky flowers¡ªwas stirred in, the end product was a corked bottle of hazy lavender.
The moment of truth. Rika pulled out a device, similar to a pocket watch, where a crystal shard stuck out like an antenna. She pressed it onto the bottle. The two watched as the needle turned from zero to...
"...ninety-six percent?" Rika whispered. "I heard this much could almost knock out a dwarf!"
Ninety percent was the standard. But ninety-five percent and above¡ªthat was the battlefield of masters.
Willow found herself staring at Rika, who cradled the bottle to her cheek like it was liquid gold, and she had a thought. If Rika had been doing it wrong, how did she get as high as eighty-eight percent in the first place? The adjustments needed to be ridiculously precise. If things were flowing in the way she thought they were...
...was she looking at the next Grand Alchemist?
"Oooh~! I gotta show this to Granny Yoko!" Rika grabbed Willow by the hand. "Come on!"
"H-Hey!"
Out of the lab. Through the hall. They bowelled through the stuff in their way, casting a breeze strong enough for Healing Bellflowers to wind up on Willow''s forehead. They ran until they burst through the curtains and back into the Red Apothecary''s storefront.
"Look, look, look! Granny Yoko! I did it! I actually¡ªhuh?"
While they were gone, the tables had been moved, all save for one. The table had the goods on display cleared off, and replacing them was a large set of empty old jars spread evenly throughout the top. There, the Merchant and the Witch stood on opposite sides. Tense. Solemn.
To the right was the Witch. Her wicked smile was gone. She was stiff as a gargoyle, and the only thing moving was her finger on her cane like a trigger.
To the left was the Merchant. Gone was the coward, the sniveling, pathetic excuse of a wolf. Sharp ears and even sharper eyes were locked forward, her face etched in a perpetual scowl.
"White Mage, just in time." Even as she addressed her, the Merchant''s gaze never left her foe, as if looking away would lose her the war. "I have come to learn about herbs found only around Risadel. They''re considered precious in other parts of the region. If I could procure the goods and sell them to the apothecaries or guild branches outside of Risadel, I would have enough funds to feed Sven for a month. Miss Yoko has been kind enough to offer these jars at a discount to begin my endeavors."
"...And how are you paying?" Willow asked but felt she already knew the answer. "Your money is still locked up in your wagon in the repair shop."
"Quite right." Magni held up a palm. "I need to borrow 20 gald."
"..."
"Good doing business with you! Please come again~!"
Rika waved as the Merchant and White Mage left with their arms full of empty jars that they bought for only 20 gald. They were too occupied to wave back, but Magni smiled widely enough for the both of them. That was the last Rika saw before Granny Yoko relinquished the telekinesis on the door and the bells chimed their mystical chimes.
Rika lowered her hand, waiting for the chimes to go quiet.
"Hilarious," the Witch smiled. "Pitiful but hilarious. I hope that little wolf comes again. It won''t be as interesting with just the White Mage."
"...Granny. When will you drop the illusions and the creepy old lady act?"
"You will understand when you are older, when you''re surrounded by lovestruck fools, harassed by so-called paramours."
"It couldn''t have been that bad."
"Never underestimate the foolishness of men and women! If my past admirers ever hear of me, they would come from all corners of the Kingdom¡ªand even the ends of the world! Like roaches!" Granny Yoko shuddered in revulsion. "The things they say and do to get your attention..."
"Well, can''t you try something else?" Rika grumbled. "We barely make ends meet because you keep scaring the customers away."
"We will manage just as we always have, brat! Besides, our regular seems fine with my appearance."
"I bet that''s because she already figured it out," Rika muttered.
"Bah! My disguise is perfect! How could she possibly have seen through me, a master of the illusionary school, Mistress of the Mist?!"
Nobody could be that cartoonishly hideous. A witch could only be so ugly before it became too much to be played straight. It was no hard stretch to assume Yoko used potions for a temporary transformation or an illusion spell. Then there were the fox ears, the mischief, her name, and the use of eastern alchemy¡ªtextbook tropes of the elusive kitsune.
And in what modern light novel or JRPG world would there be an ugly kitsune?
Even without the tropes, some of the highest-level Alchemists were magnates of the beauty industry for a reason. Skin rejuvenation and de-aging formulas were sold to the highest bidder. A skilled alchemist wouldn''t let themselves fall from grace so hard if they could help it, no matter their age.
Conclusion: Yoko was in disguise, perhaps played for laughs, like avoiding her ex-boyfriends or something, or perhaps to hide from pursuers due to her relation with royalty in this world''s version of an "eastern" nation. Or brought ruin to a kingdom or two.
All the more reason to keep tabs on the Red Apothecary.
"I''ll pay you back as soon as I return these to the wagon." Magni hefted the jars to get a better grip, giggling like they''re her babies. "Oh, I can''t wait! It would be like I''m a real Merchant again!"
"Right. Don''t mention it."
"No, really. Thanks. I don''t think there''s anyone in the Kingdom who would throw money around like you do."
"Mhm."
Frankly, Willow was treating her like one of those NPCs who start off insignificant until, with enough investment, they sell you the equivalent of the Infinite -1 Sword. She had her doubts. A lot of doubts, actually, but helping out couldn''t hurt¡ªso long as it was within budget.
"By the way," Magni began, "about what you said last night. Are you really sure something would go down between Nikolas and Gaius?"
"...It''s tradition," Willow said. "In Risadel, people pick a fight one way or another. Guys especially. Happens often enough that the guildhall officiates a betting pool. With the way his party was set up and his personality, I figured he would take issue with something eventually. But it''s only a guess."
"A guess? You make it sound like a prophecy."
Willow snorted. "At least I''m not saying any dates."
She was not too far off the mark so far. If she was right about this next part, then she could consider the ''plot'' well underway. Hopefully, she still had a few days to prepare before anything big happened. When was the last time she trained her Skills?
"Funny you mention it, actually. This could happen next year. Next month. Next week." Magni giggled. "Or today, while we''re out here talking! Guess we''ll find out when we find out, huh?"
"..."
"...White Mage? What''s wrong? Why did we stop?"
Willow gulped. "Change of plans. We''re heading to the guild."
"H-Huh? White Mage, what has gotten into you? Are we really¡ªhey! Careful with those! They''re thick, but it''s still made of glass! W-Wait up!"
Willow''s heart pounded as she barreled through Bard Street. Everything else was a blur, her sights set on the guildhall building atop that hill. She at least had the sense to notice Magni keeping apace beside her.
Rearing up from the hill''s curve, she heard noise. It was still too early in the day for any commotion. Not for any celebration, nor for any announcement.
Upon the entrance of the guildhall, she could make out shouts, cheers, and hollers. There was nobody to berate or glare at her when she threw open the doors, because everyone was too focused on something else, forming a ring around today''s show.
She dumped the jars onto an abandoned table before marching through the crowd, pushing through the broad and lanky arms of Dragon Tale''s adventurers, only to bump into someone''s back. That person gasped. They spun around.
Claire the Cleric and Willow the White Mage''s eyes met. Surprise and worry filtered through the woman''s features. Her lips parted, like she was about to say something, but stopped.
Slowly, their gazes turned to the fight.
To Nikolas on his knees.
To Gaius towering over him.
They all had come back from their quest. It had only been one goddamn day.