《Blake Pudding》 BO1C01 Spiders & Acid ¡°Dreams are like the stars¡ªinfinite and ever so beautiful, sparkling in the twilight of night, forever out of our reach. Thus, it is upon you to forge your own stars.¡± ~ Me I had always heard that your entire life is supposed to flash before your eyes at this moment. Yet, right now, in my case, there was a glaring absence, though I cannot say what. As I face the end, it¡¯s not my past that emerged. Instead, I find myself drawn into a dark dream of a realm where the Primordial of Magic reigns supreme, and Death has lost her Life and purpose. I don¡¯t know what to do¡­ Should I embrace the dream and search for what has been lost, or become the nightmare that tears it all down? ¡°By the t-three pillars! D-Did it work, M-Mistress?¡± stammered a grating, nasal voice reminiscent of an elderly man with a stutter. Igor, the embodiment of clich¨¦ character types, was the first comparison that came to mind. ¡°Another failure, I¡¯m afraid,¡± came the smooth and intoxicatingly seductive reply, reminding me of Elisabeth Hurley herself whispering sweet nothings. That voice stirred something within me. What? I¡¯ve always had a thing for girls with accents. As my beautiful dream faded, I became aware of two contrasting individuals conversing nearby. Strangely, their voices were the only things I could focus on as I realized I couldn¡¯t see. Ah fuck, am I blind?! Confusion clouded my mind as I struggled to grasp what was happening. I have to be dreaming! Wake up, Blake. Wake up! ...Please? My body felt as though it was suspended in thick, murky fluid, every nerve and limb tingling with an unsettling numbness. Panic threatened to surge through me, but I forced myself to remain calm as I tried to focus. Something was definitely wrong. My mind must be playing tricks on me! I¡¯m not dead... am I? No, I¡¯m in the hospital right now. Yeah, that¡¯s it! I¡¯m in the hospital... riiight? Yes¡ªoh shit! Did I really just answer myself? Crap, I¡¯ve lost my mind¡­ NOT AGAIN! The thirst scorching my throat was nearly unbearable. I longed for a nurse to bring me water, but no sound emerged when I tried to speak. Fear crept in as I grappled with the true extent of my predicament. ¡°What¡¯s w-went wrong, M-Mistress?¡± stuttered the so-called Igor. Mhmm... Yeah, I¡¯m calling that nurse Igor from now on. The thing about me is that I often resort to dark humor, swearing, goofy names, and sarcasm when I¡¯m nervous, scared, or just for the hell of it¡ªpractically all the time. Honestly, I¡¯m just a sarcastic and cynical woman. I believe the correct term might be bitch, but that¡¯s just semantics. ¡°The body was inadequate for the soul. Olin, dispose of the man¡¯s remains and return them to the farmlands from whence he came¡ª¡± Remains? Oh shit! Am I in the morgue? Don¡¯t tell me I¡¯m one of those people they mistakenly thought was dead and sent off to be buried! ¡°¡ªWe can¡¯t risk the elves or humans venturing too deep into the forest, seeking their missing kin, and possibly stumbling upon this hidden dungeon. Should Lord Demidicus not intervene, the coven elders might well entomb me for a century or two as punishment for risking exposure of this moon¡¯s last dungeon.¡± Huh, I guess I¡¯ll drop the name Igor. He really does seem more like an Olin, doesn¡¯t he? But who is this Mistress, and why do I suddenly feel like I¡¯ve developed a kink, ready to scream out, ¡°Yes, Mistress!¡± at the crack of her whip¡ªwait elves? ¡°S-Surely you jest! M-Mistress is too powerful for the coven to entomb.¡± ¡°Powerful or not, they would still try, as foolish as that may be. In any case, take the woman¡¯s remains as well and make it seem as though a griffin got to them¡ª¡± Taking me as well? No. No. No! I¡¯m not dead, damnit! What¡¯s this about a griffin? None of this is making any sense! ¡°¡ªAnd Olin, procure two more bodies for me, this time of the augmenter type. Caster vessels appear to be too fragile for my purposes. No preference on gender¡ªas long as the soul binds with the body, I¡¯ll be... I¡¯ll be utterly enraptured,¡± the last part was uttered as a soft whisper that tickled my senses. Still, I struggled to comprehend what I was hearing. ¡°W-What about one of those g-goblins, M-Mistress?¡± ¡°Regrettably, Olin, we would encounter the same problem as with the casters. While akin to necromancy, the ritual I¡¯m employing continues to shatter the vessels from the inside, as if the Crone herself is forbidding it. Besides, I do not want my precious encased in such a detestable creature. ¡°I require something more resilient, hence the need for a magical enhancer-type, like an augmenter. However, should you come across a live caster, bring them to me regardless. Oh, the sheer delight of sinking my teeth into a sorcerer or healer is always so delectable. ¡°If only I had a phylactery, I could forgo the need for a particular type of vessel and turn my precious into a powerful lich, but alas, those are too dreadfully rare to come by. Mmm, just imagine the wicked deeds we could do together.¡± ¡°W-What about using the-the s-suck-you-bus?¡± I noticed a bit of a sinister delight behind Olin¡¯s tone. What the hell is going on? Did I pass out at a renfair or something? I¡¯m not reliving a bad molly trip again, am I? ¡°It won¡¯t work. That¡¯s not her true body, but rather an alteration from her summoned soul... Oh, but that does give me a wonderful, delectable idea! On second thought, Olin, take Vorigan and... Niamh, if that damnable demoness will cooperate, along with a few skeletal knights, and raid Elsternwick to the east instead. Bring me the remains of the slain and any living prisoners you can capture; I feel a little famished. And Olin, ensure it¡¯s made to look like a border skirmish. Perhaps it will start a war with the Beastkin and Slaethia, and we¡¯ll go unnoticed with an overabundance of prey.¡± ¡°As you command, M-Mistress. And, uh, where is the... the s-summoned soul now?¡± ¡°WHAT?!¡± What the hell were they talking about? This must be some cruel joke! Where am I? What¡¯s going on? Ugh, Mom always did say drugs would eventually scramble my brain. As a barrage of questions raced through my mind, a cacophony of chaos erupted around me¡ªthe sounds of metal and wood clashing against stone and glass shattering resounded, echoing all around. God, I wish I could see what¡¯s happening. ¡°As you wish,¡± cooed a faint, almost ethereal woman¡¯s voice.
Titan Leveling to Ascension 83 Copyright Primordial of Life 0000-Eternity. V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE Race Designation: Black Pudding [EHA] System Access Granted [SAG] Racial Skills Activated [RSA] Class Designation: Monster [CDM] Loading Modules¡­ Configuration Complete. Initializing Character Data¡­ Error. Error. Character Data Corruption Detected. Admin:\Magic>Login_ Corruption Overridden. New Data Accepted. Reinitializing Character Data¡­ Complete. Welcome, USER [Blake]. V:\>
An array of text whizzed past me in the darkness, the first few lines barely registering in my mind, their content nonsensical. The fleeting snippets I managed to catch reminded me of old-school MS-DOS prompts, lines of code scrolling in frenzied overdrive as if an ancient computer were booting up. Wait, w-what¡¯s this? Hello? Can you hear me? Hello? Hello! I shouted, trying to capture the attention of whoever might have spoken, yet to my disappointment, there was no answer, no response, nothing¡ªuntil the world around me suddenly snapped into view. It wasn¡¯t the burst of Technicolor awe I had hoped for¡ªyou know, normal eyesight. Instead, I found myself viewing everything in stark black and white, which was peculiar in itself. It resembled infrared, like the kind used in military surveillance videos I¡¯ve seen online. Most of my surroundings were enveloped in dark gray; some objects glowed white, while the rest varied in shades in between, but most were predominantly a mind-numbing dark gray. What is going on¡ªbarf! To my horror, the view kept expanding around me, unfurling like some insane panoramic scene¡ªall in black and white¡ªwell, gray, lots and lots of gray. The nausea that accompanied this strange vision was unbearable. I was experiencing a full three-sixty-degree view, and my head spun wildly as a result. Worst of all, I couldn¡¯t shut my eyes to it. Ugh, Toto, I¡¯ve a feeling we¡¯re not in Kansas anymore. Well, not in Arizona; I¡¯m thrilled not to be in Kansas¡ªwhatever, I¡¯m going to be sick! In my nauseated state, my head swirled as I took in, well, like I said, everything! I attempted to focus on a dark, seductive figure moving frantically, perfectly embodying the three ¡®S¡¯ stages of panic: sifting, shuffling, and smashing everything in her path. She was clearly searching for something¡ªexactly what, I couldn¡¯t say, but her desperation was unmistakable. I once found myself in a similar situation, though in reverse¡ªI was trying to hide the girl I was sleeping with from my soon-to-be ex-girlfriend. Needless to say, I failed miserably and cemented the ¡®ex¡¯ status. What! She cheated on me first¡­ with the same girl. Don¡¯t judge me; I¡¯m cool with sharing. She was the greedy one. It was when the seductive woman reached up towards me, grasped an empty vial beside my head, and hurled it across the room, shattering it against the wall as she screamed in rage, that I noticed something else was off. Everything so far had been off, but this added another layer to the strangeness. Where¡¯s my body? Oh fuck¡­ Am I just a head in a jar? Oh no. No. NO! As I tried to focus on anything other than the shrouded woman of darkness, and the panic of not seeing a body beneath my head in a jar, I couldn¡¯t help but wonder¡ªwhy was she so dark? Shouldn¡¯t her body heat make her glow white in this realm of black-and-white thermal vision? And why was it so challenging to focus on anything else? This entire panoramic view felt like a bad acid trip¡ªthough personally, I¡¯ve always been more of a micro-shroom girl... not that I haven¡¯t tried acid once or thrice¡ªanywaaay, I could really use a joint right about now. Eventually, my gaze¡ªor concentration, attention, whatever you want to call this insane spiraling view¡ªsomewhat settled on a jar beside me. It was roughly my size, filled with thick swirling sludge, and its lid securely fastened, ensuring nothing inside could escape. When I shifted my incoherent focus upward, I faced the unsettling realization that I was trapped in a predicament eerily similar to the one encased in the jar beside me. Eek! What is that crap? A sensation seized me as I shifted my broken gaze to the substance in the jar, a numbing cold tearing through me before I could fully process my thoughts. I should have anticipated what was coming next, but my senses were too muddled, overwhelmed by the annoying panoramic nonsense. My attention was split, as though I were a cross-eyed spider, fixated on the murky sludge in the jar and the shadowy figure of the woman behind me¡ªor in front of me, or beside me? I can¡¯t tell my face from my ass! With this nauseating perspective, distinguishing my front from my back, or up from down, was a lost cause. In any case, the woman¡¯s figure seemed to be reaching up towards me... and then what? Well, let me tell you! It felt as though I was being raised skyward, reminiscent of the absurdity of a rollercoaster¡¯s ascent. Just as expected from that bullshit, there was a sudden jolt as if I were being hurled to my death. What can I say? I fucking hate rollercoasters! The chaotic motion stopped as abruptly as it began, punctuated by the shattering of glass and a sickening splat against a stone wall. Ugh, that sucked. Dazed and confused, I ached with an indescribable sensation as I felt my body slowly sliding down the wall. I was sliding down, right? Yes, it¡¯s definitely down. And wait¡ªthat¡¯s not pain. My body feels strange, but there isn¡¯t any real pain despite the sensation of being liquefied like a bug against a windshield. But that¡¯s ridiculous, isn¡¯t it? As I continued sliding down within this murky fog of my new reality, I felt a solid surface scraping against me. It seemed as though I was slipping back and down between what could be a wall and something wooden¡ª Wait, are these shelves? I struggled to make sense of my surroundings, only gaining enough coherence to attempt movement after my descent had halted. Walking was out of the question, but crawling seemed somewhat doable, albeit awkwardly, like wriggling on my belly. I would have said breasts, but mine had always been too small¡ªno, let¡¯s say modest¡ªfor such descriptions. Anyway! Every inch forward felt like a battle. Eventually, I realized I was under something. Crap, I really had slid down and underneath a set of shelving. But, that would be ridiculous. But. But. But then, that would mean... Fuck, I am tiny. Bewilderment clouded my thoughts as I grappled with the surrounding chaos. That woman¡¯s sexy, accented, harsh words filled the air, accompanied by the relentless discord of metal clashing with wood and the shattering of glass and stone. Completely disoriented, my senses faltered, unable to decipher the unfolding pandemonium. I¡¯d blame this horrible view, but I think I¡¯ve beaten that dead horse enough. Instead, my current confusion stems from having hit the wall with my head, body, and everything else, then sliding between it and a set of shelves, beneath which I am now resting¡ªor rather, hiding.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE Poison Status Detected [PSD] Resist Status: Full Immunity [Active] Applying Resistances¡­ Resistance Successful Poison Effects Nullified V:\>
What the¡ª?! Pain engulfed me, and my thoughts spiraled, leaving me feeling as though I¡¯d been run over by a freight train. And to top it all off, I couldn¡¯t tell if I was seeing a system notification or hallucinating. This is what I get for reading too much manga! Gratefully, the pain began to ebb as numbness rolled back in. Still, panic surged through me as I grappled with my bewildering predicament.If you spot this tale on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation. Poison? How did I end up like this? Seriously, what the fuck is going on? Desperation clawed at my psyche, urging me to flee this nightmarish situation. Yet, there was another urge within me, compelling me to stand my ground and fight! If death is coming for me¡ªI refuse to meet it lying down! A flicker of relief ignited within me as I noticed something nearby, large enough¡ªor, more like, small enough¡ªfor me to climb on. Now, keep in mind I should have easily realized what this was, but come on, my whole world has just been flipped upside down, and my senses are in a black-and-white whirlwind of nausea. I¡¯m a bit out of it. Honestly, I¡¯ve been more coherent on college party nights, drowned in blackout drunkenness, than I am now. I clutched at the eight-legged standing stool, mustering every ounce of strength to hoist myself up. Yet, as I began my ascent, the object under me disintegrated as if made out of cotton candy, dissolving at my touch. At first, the sensation was akin to sinking into a plush beanbag chair or a fluffy cloud. However, the texture rapidly transformed, becoming granular and sweet, coating my senses with an unsettling sugary taste. What is happening? I couldn¡¯t make sense of the bizarre circumstances, but I knew I needed to keep moving, to fight for my survival. A primal urge to escape, to fight, coursed through my veins. With determination fueling my every motion, I refused to let the sugar-coated snare drag me under as my stool shook and shuttered beneath me. An odd sensation enveloped me, and for a fleeting moment, I reveled in the warm, comforting embrace. However, the respite was ephemeral, as a tide of dread and disbelief washed over me.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE BattleResult Enemy Defeated: [Escaped Dungeon Spiderling] Level Up! Current Level: 1 Level Milestone Achieved [LMA] Racial Skill Unlocked: [Absorb] Next Milestone at Level: 5 Initiate [Absorb] on [Escaped Dungeon Spiderling]? > YES > NO V:\>
Rendered virtually brain-dead and speechless, my body felt peculiar, as though it was devoid of limbs. Yet, somehow, I managed to crawl entirely atop... a spider? Ew! Within seconds of receiving that gamer-like message, the spider beneath me had completely dissolved, sending shivers through me. The situation was a conundrum, a puzzle crying out for resolution. What have I become? Desperation gnawed at my consciousness. It was clear I was no longer human, so the lingering question was: what had I turned into? At this moment, even this little atheist found herself fervently praying not to be a mimic chest or some other grotesque abomination conjured from the depths of hell. This can¡¯t be happening. I must be dead or trapped in some twisted nightmare. Yet, the scenario was too surreal, too ludicrous. I had always yearned for a new life, a fresh start in another world, just like in all those light novels I relished. And now, here I was, a minuscule entity that had inexplicably consumed a spider. I drew upon all my past gamer experiences, the books and stories I¡¯d read, and even my education¡ªyep, a proud third-year college dropout! No major. I scrutinized my circumstances, desperate for a clue, a hint of hope. Understanding my new form and its capabilities was critical. I remembered the earlier notification that had flashed by far too quickly for me to read, sparking a crucial realization. Then, it hit me¡ªan epiphany: every RPG has a character sheet. Clinging to that sliver of hope, I summoned every bit of my strength and focused intently on one goal. I mentally commanded, Status!
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE CharacterStatus Name: Blake Race: Black Pudding Class: Monster Level: 1 Titles: - None Racial Skills: - [Absorb] - [Corrosive] - [Thermal] Spells: - None Abilities: - None Vulnerabilities: - [Fire] - [Holy] Immunities: - [Acid] - [Darkness] - [Disease] - [Poison] Unique Traits: - [Polyglot] Selectable Skills: - [Stellar Void] V:\>
A crushing wave of despair washed over me as the full weight of my predicament became apparent. My humanity had been stripped away, leaving me metamorphosed¡ªa big word, I know, but those three years in college weren¡¯t for nothing¡ªinto a creature of tar and slime, a Black Pudding, to be exact. This repugnant entity, a manifestation of dread and darkness, falls into the most loathsome category of slimes, if my memory of gaming lore holds up. You know, the type typically lurking in sewers, although I¡¯m desperately hoping my recollections are off. The thought of being a sewer-dwelling, potential shit-eater is far from appealing. Regret seeped into every thought as I reflected on my past life, wishing I had embraced more risks and lived more boldly. I mean, I did indulge a bit¡ªnot exactly the epitome of debauchery, but I certainly had my wild moments. Plenty of sex, a hint of drugs, a dash of rock ¡®n¡¯ roll, though I may have had a tad of a vindictive streak, but who doesn¡¯t. However, it feels like I¡¯m kinda paying for some past misdeeds right now. Am I being punished? ¡°Bloody pillars! Olin, check the soul crystals on the shelves over there! The summoned soul couldn¡¯t have gone far.¡± ¡°Y-yeses, M-Mistress.¡± My heart raced with fear and anticipation as I strained to discern any sounds that might clue me in on my surroundings. The swirling, disorienting view utterly shattered my concentration, intensifying the difficulty of grasping my situation. The surrounding silence was broken only by what I initially mistook for the steady beating of my heart¡ªwait, no, those were rhythmic footsteps approaching. But then, where was my heartbeat? Do I even have a heartbeat¡ªor a heart? Feeling like a drunk driver attempting a sobriety test, I shifted my focus to the Request Action notification wavering before me. With a ton of desperation, I tried to mentally click on it, hoping for some control amidst the chaos.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE RequestAction Do you wish to [Absorb] [Escaped Dungeon Spiderling]? > YES > NO First-Time Alert: Dungeon entities offer a heightened skill absorption success rate. V:\>
If I¡¯ve learned anything from tech user agreements, it¡¯s that the specifics don¡¯t matter as long as you click yes. So, I clicked yes, planning to do the same for any popups that appeared until I eventually figured out what the fuck I was doing. Well¡­ at least I tried to click yes. Everything was spinning on me. After several attempts, I finally hit that infuriating, moving button!
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE SkillUpdate [Absorb] [Escaped Dungeon Spiderling] Successful New Selectable Skill Available: > [Mana Focus] V:\>
The sensation of tasting cotton candy intensified, sparking curiosity about whether I even had a mouth. As the absorption process commenced, I was overwhelmed by conflicting feelings. I felt both slimy and oddly satisfied¡ªnot because the experience was unpleasant, but because, strangely, I enjoyed it. It reminded me of the awkward thrill of my first threesome: confusing yet exhilarating, full of uncertainty about what goes where and who licks and sucks what. Sure, I savored every moment, only to feel a tinge of guilt afterward¡ªat least just the first time. Despite the discomfort from the peculiarly delightful sensation, a flicker of hope sparked within me. Now, bear in mind that the notification was swaying all around, making it a bit hard to read. All I really noticed was the word Focus, missing the entire context, and I got all giddy with hope. Perhaps this newfound skill could be my escape from the relentless panoramic kaleidoscope vision that was fraying my sanity. ¡°M-Mistress, these¡¯s crystals are¡¯s empties.¡± ¡°Ugh, get Niamh. It loathes me to admit I need that soul sucker and her Astral Insight. Losing my¡ªour Dark Champion is not an option if we are to survive this era.¡± ¡°Ates once¡¯s, M-Mistress.¡± My heart sank as I heard the title Dark Champion being mentioned. Of course, I had no clue what it meant, but anything that sounded dark and anonymous was never good. I scanned my status sheet again, searching for any spells or abilities to aid me in this unfamiliar world. I scrutinized my status sheet, which felt like trying to read through a funhouse mirror, looking for any skills that might help me navigate this bizarre, twisted reality. A new entry caught my attention, offering a sliver of hope amidst the chaos enveloping me. As time pressed on, my desire to regain clear vision and the ability to focus on one single thing grew stronger. Ignoring the Mana portion entirely, I selected what was listed as Mana Focus, hopeful for a solution. I mean, this Thermal was using magic or something, so maybe Mana Focus could help? I don¡¯t know, I¡¯m reaching here for any glimmer of hope.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE SkillDetails [Mana Focus] Description: Acquire the capability to comprehend mana through inherent sorcery. Status: Inactive Type: Spell Activation: Passive Select [Mana Focus]? > YES > NO V:\>
A skill description notification appeared, and much to my horror¡ªI had more shit to read! Trying to read was a challenge¡ªimagine attempting to decipher text while combating motion sickness in a car, specifically on a Formula One track, then amplify that sensation a thousandfold during a massive twenty-car wreck. Oh! And let¡¯s not overlook the old-school computer formatting, which felt like reading braille. So, please, no judgments! Amid my queasy struggle to read, one word stood out: comprehend. Given my muddled state and the assumption that it related to focus, I was convinced this skill would be essential for being able to concentrate on a single thing. Desperate, I thought anything would be better than the current visual overload, even if it meant losing my eyesight at this point¡ªI mean, my sense of smell was pretty good right now, so I¡¯d take that over this bullshit.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE ActivateSpell Selecting Spell: [Mana Focus] Status: Active Type: Spell Activation: Passive [Mana Focus] is now set as an active-passive. V:\>
As the ability, spell, skill¡ªwhatchamacallit¡ªactivated, I continued concentrating on my surroundings, hoping for either color or an end to this annoying perspective¡ªmainly the panoramic, though technicolor would be just a nice bonus. Perhaps I was overly focused on seeing color, because I got exactly that: the world suddenly erupted in technicolor, revealing every detail in vibrant hues, yet still maintaining that constant three-hundred-and-sixty-degree panorama. Colors might have actually made it worse, as the rush of sensory input intensified, akin to a barrage of fireworks exploding simultaneously. Colors blended together in a dizzying whirlwind, resembling a carnival ride that never slows down. Oddly, none of the colors were what I expected, but there was too much to make sense of anything. I had thought the nausea and dizziness were bad before. As the sickening feeling grew, I fought to keep whatever was in me down. Ugh, do I even have a stomach? The weight of my new reality bore down on me, with frustration and anger building with each dizzying moment. I was starting to loathe this dream¡ªnew life¡ªnightmare? Despite my despair, I knew I had to keep moving forward, push through the discomfort and uncertainty, and find a way to survive in this strange new world.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE Poison Detected [PD] Resist Status: Full Immunity [Active] Applying Resistances¡­ Resistance Successful Poison Effects Nullified V:\>
What the shit is this? Profanities flowed through my mind like a raging river as I tried to concentrate on the newest swaying notification. I could only make out something about poison, which likely meant another spiderling. I strained to locate the creatures, their creepy little legs scurrying about like a horde of tap dancers, but my vision was an out-of-control blur. However, I discovered a little trick: by focusing my awareness straight down at the ground instead of staring off into the distance. It didn¡¯t help much¡ªat all, really¡ªbut I did notice one constant: a black sludge resembling tar. Every twitch of my muscles sent blobs of this vile, sticky liquid flailing like writhing tentacles, leaving me feeling repulsed and sickened as I realized¡ªthat was me! I had never been the typical pretty girl, always the short and slightly curvy chick¡ªwell, maybe not that curvy, that¡¯s just me being hard on myself¡ªwith a permanent resting-bitch-face, sunless skin, green-dyed hair, black lipstick, and a plethora of tattoos. But now, for the first time, I truly felt like the monster everyone else seemed to see in me. A wave of nostalgia washed over me as I reminisced about my previous life, the person I used to be, Blake Lyanna Jefferson. I longed to go back in time and reclaim that identity. Yet, deep down, I knew there was no returning to the past; I was trapped in this new reality as a Black Pudding in a world filled with magic and monsters.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE Poison Detected [PD] Poison Detected [PD] Poison Detected [PD] Resist Status: Full Immunity [Active] Applying Resistances¡­ Resistance Successful Poison Effects Nullified V:\>
In a panic, I tried to scramble away, crawl, run, or do anything to escape, but it was too late. Three massive spiders had already launched themselves at me, their legs propelling them forward with terrifying speed; the skittering of their legs was my only indication of the impending doom. At least the system notifications mentioned something about poison being nullified, or else I¡¯d already be dead. As they landed on me, I felt a surge of panic and revulsion, my mind screaming to fight or flee. But then, just like before, I experienced a strange delight, a sweetness flooding my pores with the taste of cotton candy at the county fair. Despite their size¡ªor my lack thereof¡ªthe spiderlings were no match for me, dissolving into nothingness as soon as they touched my gooeyness. Yet, from the sounds of it, their remaining comrades were undeterred, skittering forward to take the place of the fallen. One after another, they approached me, each disintegrating into my body like cotton candy in water. The sensation was intoxicating, like a drug I couldn¡¯t resist. However, with each spiderling I consumed, a part of me felt as though I was drifting further from my humanity. What¡¯s happening to me? My mind was a chaotic whirlwind of emotions, fluctuating between euphoria and disgust. I struggled to reconcile with my current diet. Not only had I transformed into a monster, but I was also embracing it mentally, becoming a cannibalistic being¡ªthough, I hadn¡¯t consumed a human... yet. My meals were just spiders. That¡¯s a common practice in Asia, isn¡¯t it? So, technically, there¡¯s nothing wrong with eating spiders, right? Ha! Nonetheless, this realization sent shivers through my core, prompting me to ponder the further horrors this new existence might unveil. Crying was out of the question¡ªnot that I had the eyes or tear ducts for it, but I¡¯ve never been much of a crier, to begin with. The prospect of what I might evolve into next was a bit scary yet strangely exhilarating. Is that wrong? I was devouring spiderlings¡ªthose are baby spiders, right? Anyway, I found myself savoring the taste, trapped in this monstrous body with no apparent escape. It was an unimaginable nightmare, yet I found myself cherishing every moment. What does that say about me?
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE BattleResult Enemies Defeated: 9 [Escaped Dungeon Spiderlings] LEVEL UP! LEVEL UP! LEVEL UP! Current Level: 4 Next Milestone at Level: 5 Initiate [Absorb] on 9 [Escaped Dungeon Spiderlings]? > YES > NO V:\>
I mentally clicked, yes!
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE SkillUpdate [Absorb] [Escaped Dungeon Spiderlings] Successful New Selectable Skills Available: - [Silk Webbing] - [Spider Walk] - [Venomous] V:\>
Frustration and anger simmered inside me as I stared at the notification¡ªthen a peculiar realization struck. I¡¯m glaring at it! For the first time since my sight had returned, I could focus without the world overwhelming my senses. Nausea still churned within me, yet my gaze clung to the text with unexpected sharpness, as if my lack of physical eyes was just an illusion. It was bizarre how intently I could concentrate despite the nauseating blur that filled my vision. The more I focused, the more the words sharpened, almost tangible, as if I could swipe them away with my gooey appendage. This is so odd. Why am I not freaking out more? Despite the lingering urge to expel my slimy guts, I managed rather well. A slight relief washed over me like a cool breeze on a sweltering summer day, soothing the waves of nausea that had threatened to overwhelm me. Although my panoramic view persisted, I discovered I could now pinpoint my focus under certain conditions. It was akin to having selective tunnel vision; I could zoom in on specific details while the periphery faded into a blur, reminiscent of watching a vertical phone video horizontally¡ªits edges softened, with only the center remaining sharp. However you describe it, this newfound clarity was a welcome reprieve from the relentless chaos. A wave of calm enveloped me, bolstering my confidence to navigate this bizarre new world with newfound precision. Regarding those conditions I mentioned, well, this pinpoint focus¡ªa bit of an exaggeration¡ªseemed to only work when a system screen was displayed. It functioned primarily around the edges of the screens; anything beyond that became blurry again. The best analogy I could think of is like using your hand to make a pinhole to focus your eyes¡ªdon''t ask me why that works, but as a former contact lens wearer, I can confirm it does indeed help. In other words, it was a shitty temporary solution, which utterly sucked¡ªbut hey, I''d take it. Small victories! ¡°M-Mistress, eyes are¡¯s r-r-r-returned¡¯s withes Niamh¡¯s.¡± ¡°Slow down, Olin. Don¡¯t rush yourself when speaking. I would hate to replace you so soon.¡± ¡°Y-yeses, M-Mistress.¡± ¡°Niamh, if you would,¡± Aurelia insisted. A new voice, feminine and tinged with both passion and annoyance, spoke sharply, ¡°Thief,¡± she snapped, then softened, though still struggling to mask her utter contempt, ¡°I mean, Lady Aurelia, if I may¡ªWHAT?!¡± She failed. I didn¡¯t need to be a genius to realize that they were on the hunt for me. The sound of their conversation sent chills along my gooey skin, but as I tried to inch my way to safety, I realized that I had nowhere to go. Perhaps there¡¯s a mouse hole nearby, like in those old cartoons? Strangely, however, I didn¡¯t need to move to survey my surroundings and determine that there was no hole in sight. At least I knew I was under a set of shelves. It was a small victory, but a victory nonetheless. Peering out from the edge of the shelf, I spied on the trio. The first creature, appearing to be a zombie or a ghoul, displayed various stages of decomposition. The stench was almost overwhelming, and I couldn¡¯t help but feel a strange sensation¡ªit was disorienting yet fascinating. Am I salivating? What the hell is wrong with me? Shaking off the strange feeling, I averted my attention to the other two figures. Despite standing on opposite sides of the room, I found myself staring at both of them simultaneously, as if unable to decide where to look first. The woman in dark robes was breathtaking. Her long black hair, pale skin, and red eyes made her resemble a ghostly apparition. Her robes shimmered like silk in the candlelight, drawing me inexorably to her. This must be Aurelia. The other figure was like a sexual nightmare come to life. Stunningly beautiful, yet something in her gaze made my pudding crawl. Clad as if for a fetish club, with wings, horns, and a tail reminiscent of a mythical creature, and those breasts¡ªholy hell, they were practically spilling out of her leather bra. Despite her allure, my eyes inexplicably drifted back to Aurelia as if under a spell. ¡°Niamh, would you be so kind as to use your oversized snout to sniff out a misplaced soul?¡± The tension between them was palpable as they glared at each other with seething anger, each standing their ground on opposite ends of the room. It was as if they were moments away from tearing each other apart. My gaze shifted to the zombie-like creature, who was subtly inching his way back toward Aurelia, loyal as a guard dog. His movement triggered an intense desire to lunge at him, yet I managed to restrain myself, a stark reminder that I was not some mindless creature. I needed to remain hidden and vigilant. I could hear teeth grinding just before the demoness spoke. ¡°And why, pray tell, is this soul so important, Aurelia? It¡¯s not like you to care about a lowly soul.¡± ¡°Niamh, that is unimportant. Just do as you are commanded, demon.¡± ¡°Oh, but it is, especially since it¡¯s observing us. I must admit, that¡¯s an interesting vessel you¡¯ve chosen for it. So, Aurelia, what stops me from devouring your little pet?¡± ¡°YOU WOULDN¡¯T DARE!¡± ¡°Oh, but I would if I¡¯m not given a reason not to.¡± The air around me grew dense and foreboding as shadows seemed to slink into the room, dimming the flickering candlelight. A heavy aura of energy enveloped me, sending sharp, stabbing pains across my form, like a thousand needles piercing my skin simultaneously. Reality seemed to warp, with Aurelia at the epicenter of this maelstrom of power.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE Darkness Detected [DD] Resist Status: Full Immunity [Active] Applying Resistances¡­ Resistance Successful Darkness Effects Nullified V:\>
¡°Your reason is your life,¡± Aurelia hissed. No, really¡ªshe literally hissed! ¡°Harm that soul, and I¡¯ll be feasting on demon blood tonight!¡± ¡°Ha-hahaha! You¡¯re so cute when you¡¯re angry, little thief,¡± cooed Niamh, not missing a beat. ¡°Don¡¯t worry your pretty necromancer head. Your pet is right below that shelf there. But do be careful. Its vessel is so very tiny. Ta-ta.¡± As Niamh sauntered out of the room, her hips swaying seductively and her laughter echoing behind her, I found myself again transfixed by Aurelia. Suddenly, her gaze locked onto me with an intensity that made me feel like a deer caught in the headlights of an oncoming car. Oh, shit! B01C02 Into the Abyss ¡°Well, what have we here?¡± Aurelia¡¯s voice dripped like honey, sweet and alluring. The weight of her gaze settled on me, sending a thrilling shiver through my veins. Am I lusting over her already, like some Isekai bookworm virgin? What? Don¡¯t take it personally. I know you love me. Wink. Her eyes twinkled with mischief, lips curling into a knowing smirk. Drawn in, I felt like a moth mesmerized by a flame, yet wary of its searing touch. Even with blurred vision¡ªsomewhat eased by keeping a system screen floating around, like focusing on a distant object to mitigate car sickness¡ªI remained alert. Aurelia was undeniably captivating. Clad in a tight-fitting robe that hugged her curves, the fabric shimmered against her porcelain skin, complementing her flowing black hair and the fiery sparkle of her red eyes. Her features bore an unexpected Latina essence, an intriguing contrast to her accent. Desire welled up within me, unusual and intense. Was this lust, not love? I¡¯d never been so instantly smitten. Her gaze seemed to cast a hypnotic spell, rooting me to the spot despite every instinct screaming to flee. Panic and an inexplicable joy clashed within me as I realized my escape routes were blocked, pinned beneath the shelving as if it were my destined place. ¡°Ah, don¡¯t worry. I¡¯ve gone through a lot of trouble to bring your soul from beyond the veil. The last thing I want to do is hurt you,¡± Aurelia mused, a playful tone in her voice. ¡°However, I must admit, I didn¡¯t expect your soul to cling to a dungeon slime and pudding of all things, especially after I collected so many promising corpses for you. It must¡¯ve been fate or a god being mischievous, but we¡¯ll work with what we¡¯ve got. Let¡¯s see what we¡¯re dealing with, shall we?¡± A spark of light flashed from Aurelia¡¯s ring, sending a tremor through me. Any thoughts of hiding evaporated. Exposed and vulnerable, I felt stripped of all defenses, quite literally, given my lack of attire in this new form. ¡°You seem to have clung to one of my little specimens. Whatever shall I do¡­¡± she pondered aloud, her gaze shifting as she spoke over her shoulder. ¡°Oh, Olin, be a dear and retrieve¡ªmy, belove¡ªour champion, would you?¡± With a flick of her wrist, she commanded the decaying ghoul. This won¡¯t end well! As the ghoul shuffled towards me, a bizarre desire surged through me, wild and raw, like a lioness eyeing a carcass. Eww! Don¡¯t do it, Blake. Don¡¯t do it! A deep, primal hunger overtook me as the ghoul¡¯s clouded, cataract-filled eye came into view. My body twisted and contorted, each movement imbued with a grotesque, fluid unnaturalness. Disgust surged within me, yet the overwhelming urge was unstoppable, like a tidal wave crashing over me. The ghoul had crawled on hands and knees, peeking beneath the shelf. Instinctively, I lunged, driven by a force beyond my control. I pounced, unable to stop the primal impulse. NO! No! No¡ªoh¡­ Mmmm. Olin shrieked in pain, rolling on the ground, desperately clawing at his face to peel me off. His efforts were in vain as I slipped past his fingers, burrowing into that hazy eyeball, sinking into warmth and what felt like pure, delicious bliss. He writhed and clawed, yet I clung on, lost in an euphoria so potent it felt intoxicating, surpassing any pleasure I had known. Oh, god, this is incredible. Oh yes! Yes! YES! This feels better than sex! Oh, my GOD! ¡°Olin, I command you to stop resisting!¡± Aurelia¡¯s voice cut through the chaos. Defiantly, the undead ghoul let out a screech, his body twisting in rebellion against Aurelia¡¯s command. But before I could process the unfolding scene, he slammed his head against the cold, unforgiving stone floor. The sickening splat of impact resounded through the chamber, leaving behind a gory mess in a widening pool of red.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE BattleResult Enemy Defeated: [Ghoul] Current Level: 4 Initiate [Absorb] on [Ghoul]? > YES > NO V:\>
The pain that slammed into me was like a tornado, violent and sudden. But as quickly as it arrived, it morphed into a tidal wave of elation. The source of this pleasure became painfully clear as I devoured the ghoul¡¯s decomposing flesh. Despite the revulsion, burrowing into his empty eye socket triggered an intense sensation of delight. The very thought of my actions made me recoil in horror, yet I couldn¡¯t stop myself. Overwhelmed by this conflicting turmoil, I dissolved into the moment, savoring the gruesome feast with a disturbing eagerness. Absorbed in my grisly feast, I barely noticed the absence of any level gains. It dawned on me that he might not yield experience because he wasn¡¯t a dungeon monster. Wasn¡¯t there a First-Time Alert for gaining more skills from dungeon entities? Could he really be that weak? I mean, weaker than baby spiders? Well, that¡¯s just pathetic, Olin. Aurelia¡¯s lips spread into a wide grin. ¡°This is the third time I¡¯ve lost him this year.¡± Oops! As I tore through the undead ghoul, the ease of it alarmed me. Aurelia approached with an unsettling grin. Though disgusted with myself, I couldn¡¯t stop. Flavors of cinnamon and apples overwhelmed me, pulling me deeper into bliss. My body moved autonomously, burrowing into the ghoul¡¯s chest cavity with each bite proving more delightful than the last. I was likely purring when I reached his intestines, utterly captivated by their decadent taste. Before surrendering completely to this macabre feast, I mentally clicked yes on the absorb option. Instantly, I was pulled away from my indulgence, spreading over what remained of Olin¡¯s corpse like a cozy blanket.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE SkillUpdate [Absorb] [Ghoul] Successful New Selectable Skills Available: - [Blight] - [Fear] - [Life Drain] V:\>
Huh, that¡¯s a lot of skills for a non-dungeon monster.This novel''s true home is a different platform. Support the author by finding it there. His remains vanished as swiftly as the ordeal had begun, and I quickly shrank back¡ªthough not to my original size, as I first thought. Observing my new form, I realized I was no longer the minuscule, tarantula-sized creature of before. I was now¡­ approximately the size of a Yorkie. Yep! I was still insignificant. The universe has to be either punishing or mocking me! Aurelia¡¯s wide and ferocious grin could make even the most notorious villains from horror films seem tame. She leaned over, and with a flick of her wrist, a tiny orb of light emerged from within me. A shiver ran through my body as the orb drifted up to her palm, leaving me chilled and confused. ¡°Don¡¯t worry, my dear¡ªlittle pool of death. It¡¯s only Olin¡¯s soul. It¡¯s a shame, though. I had acquired that body from one of the dungeon denizens below, hoping it would last him longer.¡± Dungeon denizen? Is that why I gained so many skills from him? As Aurelia leaned in, her breath felt like a cool breeze against my gooey skin. My own sanity began to feel like a distant memory. Surprisingly, there was no urge to eat her¡ªat least, not in a homicidal sense. ¡°Hmm, it¡¯s unfortunate I¡¯ll be replacing his body sooner than expected. But next time you decide to eat Olin, be careful. It¡¯s quite difficult to find durable bodies for his soul.¡± With a sharp flick of her wrist, Aurelia sent the glowing orb sailing over her shoulder toward a nearby table. Despite my small size, I strained to see what was happening. A grotesque, yet unmistakably human, gasp followed the orb¡¯s landing. ¡°Olin, be a dear and clean up this mess you made. I¡¯ll be off with my dear Bowen to meet the others.¡± Who the hell is Bowen? Ugh, don¡¯t tell me she¡¯s mistaken me for someone else. If only I could speak! I have so many questions for her. ¡°Yes, Mistress,¡± a young boy¡¯s voice responded. As I tried to get a better look at the child on the table, Aurelia¡¯s form obstructed my view. Yet, as I stretched around her, my body elongated like a malleable substance pulled by an unseen force. The child looked to be about two or three years old. I couldn¡¯t place his nationality, but his five o¡¯clock shadow was perplexing¡ªperhaps he was a gnome? His hazy green eyes met mine, filled with intense hatred. Bracing myself for another confrontation with this child¡ªor gnome¡ªghoul, Aurelia lifted me up like a small doll. As she carried me away from the undead menace, I felt a strange security being held against her perky chest like a teddy bear, a stark contrast to the terror I felt just moments ago. I can¡¯t say I mind, but how am I not melting her? ¡°We¡¯ve got a lot of work ahead, the two of us, but first, you should meet the others. They¡¯ll just love you! And if they don¡¯t, well, you can eat their remains once I¡¯m done,¡± Aurelia chuckled softly as she spoke. As Aurelia carried me through the narrow hallway, the stone walls seemed to close in around me. Her strength was surprising as she held me effortlessly, like a precious object. Although my vision had improved¡ªit felt like stepping off a spinning carnival ride onto a still, yet annoyingly fast, merry-go-round¡ªher swaying and bouncing movements only intensified my nausea, pushing my queasiness to new heights.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE Sickness Detected [SD] Resist Status: No Immunity [Inactive] Affliction: Sickness Effects Applied:
  • Decreased Stamina
  • Lowered Defense
  • Impaired Cognitive Functions
  • Reduced Skill Damage Output
  • Increased Vulnerability to Other Status Effects
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Every step Aurelia took echoed through the dark and winding corridor, the sound bouncing off the damp stone walls like a ghostly symphony. The flickering torchlight cast an intermittent glow, illuminating each room we passed. These chambers were filled with macabre displays: alchemy bottles and bubbling potions that radiated an eerie, unnatural light. Skeletal remains scattered across some floors contrasted starkly with other rooms, which housed inscrutable, shadow-shrouded objects. Despite the unsettling surroundings, Aurelia¡¯s humming¡ªa melody that resonated off her chest like a gentle lullaby¡ªfiltered through the air. This beautiful sound calmed my frayed nerves, offering a rare moment of serenity amidst the chaos of my new, terrifying existence. Nonetheless, the harsh reality that this bizarre world was now my own continued to gnaw at me, a bitter reminder of the drastic change in my circumstances.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE Cleansing Skill Detected [CSD] Status: Cured [Active] Action: Remove All Negative Status Effects You have been [Cleansed] by [Aislinn]? V:\>
¡°All better?¡± Wait, she knew I had that affliction¡ªand, who¡¯s Aislinn? My question hung silently in the air as we stepped into an enormous chamber. Awe struck me at its vastness, with dozens of green-flamed firepits casting eerie shadows along the walls. Pillars that stretched several stories high loomed overhead, creating a cathedral of dread. The skeletons standing motionless, adorned in ancient-looking armor with spears and shields, sent a chill spiraling down my nonexistent spine. My vision blurred¡ªironic for someone supposedly with a panoramic view¡ªoverwhelmed by the sheer eeriness of the scene. As we ascended the steps to a large elevated platform, the environment shifted. Several individuals were lounging on shabby couches or embroiled in heated debates with a fierce-looking Niamh; some disputes even turned physical. A noticeable sinkhole had opened up in the floor, marking the room as a perilous zone. Clearing her throat to rise above the clamor, Aurelia announced, ¡°Everyone, I present to you our Dark Champion!¡± Retreating back to beneath the shelf from earlier seemed increasingly appealing right now. The chamber fell abruptly silent, the cacophony of earlier disputes replaced by a suffocating stillness. Attention snapped to us. Even Niamh paused mid-confrontation, her hands locked around the throat of a small woman with gray cat ears, both of them frozen in the sudden quiet. My gooey heart raced, the weight of every gaze pressing down on me, as the unsettling realization settled in: I was the center of this sudden, eerie calm. Dark Champion? Ha. Ha¡­ Are they expecting me to be their evil hero or something? Yay! How thrilling... I think? ¡°Is that a slime?¡± a frog-faced man in a hooded black robe inquired, curiosity piqued. The chamber erupted in laughter as the succubus, unable to contain herself, chortled, ¡°No, Vorigan, it¡¯s a Black Pudding! Aurelia, you¡¯ve truly outdone yourself this time! Why didn¡¯t you tell me this delightful mess was your candidate? Oh, by the Crone of the goddess you all worship, this is too funny!¡± ¡°Shut it, Niamh,¡± Aurelia snapped, her fingernails pinching into me. The sensation was more intriguing than painful, a peculiar kind of pleasure under the scrutinizing gaze of an audience. As Aurelia retracted her sharp nails, my focus shifted to a new figure cloaked in black, approaching us with the silence of a stalking reaper. His hood obscured most of his face, revealing just the sickly pallor of his skin and the intense, fiery red of his eyes, which seemed almost demonic. ¡°Daughter, we already have six candidates undergoing the trial. You¡¯re too late to submit your creature. What makes your abomination any different?¡± Her father? Yikes! ¡°Lord Demidicus,¡± Aurelia responded with calm authority, ¡°he¡¯s special.¡± He?! Niamh burst out laughing again. ¡°Special? It¡¯s a slime, you dimwit vamp!¡± ¡°Silence, demon,¡± the ancient vampire commanded, turning his unsettling gaze back to us. ¡°Special or not, your candidate is too late for the trial. We had an agreement.¡± What if I don¡¯t want any part of this trial? ¡°He only just awoke, Lord Demidicus,¡± Aurelia contested, her voice steady but tinged with an undercurrent of loathing. ¡°Based on our agreement¡ªwhen I successfully integrated the summoning ritual you used on my soul with the ancient leveling system¡ªwe decided that each elder could select their own candidate to be summoned as levelers to compete to be the Crone¡¯s champion. My candidate should be permitted to compete. I ask only for additional time to prepare him for the dungeon.¡± Well, that¡¯s a lot to unpack¡ªhey! I¡¯m not a man, damn it! And what¡¯s this about a dungeon? ¡°We don¡¯t have additional time. If the Ascended Gods find out what we¡¯ve done, we¡¯ll be doomed,¡± the ancient vampire replied, his tone grave. ¡°We can only successfully conceal one of them by surrendering them to the Crone, as per our arrangement with the goddess.¡± He took a deep, measured breath, his gaze sweeping over the gathered crowd before returning to Aurelia. ¡°Your creature can compete, but you may not receive additional time. Toss it into the depths now,¡± Lord Demidicus decreed with a dismissive wave of his hand. Toss me into the depths? Drawn toward the sinkhole, I watched Niamh barely stifle another burst of laughter as she peered into the abyss, her body quaking with mirth. Wait, can we talk about this first? ¡°Aww, don¡¯t worry, your pretty little head, body snatcher,¡± the succubus growled, her wicked smile widening. ¡°I¡¯ll do it for you. Pfft!¡± Niamh taunted, her voice dripping with mock sympathy. Aurelia drew me closer to her face and whispered, ¡°Make it out, my beloved, and back to me.¡± Her eyes, gleaming with mischief and malice, shifted back to the demon. Your beloved? Ugh, she thinks I¡¯m this Bowen dude. This is the worst! Why can¡¯t she fall in love with me instead? ¡°Alright, Niamh, fine,¡± Aurelia agreed reluctantly. I really don¡¯t like where this is going! Without any further warning, Aurelia thrust me forward. A revolting splat echoed through the chamber as my viscous form collided with the demon¡¯s unsuspecting face, enveloping us both in a grotesque embrace. Time seemed to suspend; in a burst of pure desperation, I lashed out, grappling her head with tendrils of ebony ooze. Glued to the succubus¡¯s face, we spiraled over the sinkhole¡¯s edge and plummeted into the voracious chasm below. As we descended deeper into the abyss, Niamh¡¯s distressed, muffled shrieks echoed off the dark walls, intertwining with Aurelia¡¯s mocking laughter. Their sounds, along with distant murmurs about resummoning costs and the fates of demons, gradually faded into mere whispers, swallowed by the enveloping darkness of the chasm. I really do hate my new life¡ªthough, this bitch tastes grrreat! The last time, I tried to use image addresses from Discord, but they turned out to have expiration dates. Hopefully, now that I''m using Imgur, that won''t happen again... I hope! BO1C03 Skills! Skills! Skills! Yeah, this new life bites, and yet¡ªthis bitch really does taste amazing! The woman I was totally lusting over had just thrown me into the face of a demon, and now the two of us were plummeting down into a sinkhole, a massive abyss! Despite the chaotic descent into infinite darkness that swallowed us whole, I was unfazed. Instead, I clung tightly to my quarry, ignoring her muffled screams. My corrosive form enveloped Niamh¡¯s head, and her frantic clawing for release proved fruitless. Her dissolving fingertips had been reduced to bony-like claws, her suffering, and desperation igniting a wicked delight within me. Am I a sadist? It wouldn¡¯t be long until the rest of her hands succumbed to my touch, a thought I savored with perverse glee. Though a hint of remorse might have stirred within someone else, the alluring taste of cherries and the intoxicating aroma of her melting flesh overwhelmed any traces of something as silly as morals. As we continued to fall for what seemed like an eternity¡ªseriously, how deep is this hole?¡ªI noticed Niamh¡¯s fingers had almost completely disappeared. Surprisingly, her head remained intact, although her facial features were another story. Giggling a bit as I jostled her face, I could discern that her nose, lips, cheeks, and even her eyes were gone. Yet, she fought against me with relentless tenacity. Somehow, she managed to forge what remained of her digits into a fist, landing solid punches on what used to be her face¡ªeffectively, to me as well. Sharp waves of pain¡ªor was it more surprise than pain?¡ªwashed over me with each blow. Her desperate persistence, even now, commanded my admiration. Isn¡¯t she quite the stubborn one? Unwavering, she continued to batter me with a barrage of blows, akin to a boxer striking a speed bag. Awww, isn¡¯t she just fucking precious. And then, in the blink of an eye¡ªor rather a flash of a notification¡ªthe assault ceased.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE BattleResult Enemy Defeated: [Demonic Sovereign Vessel] Level Up! Level Up! Level Up! Level Up! Level Up! Level Up! Level Up! Level Up! Level Up! Current Level: 13 Level 5 Milestone Achieved [LMA] Racial Skill Unlocked: [Arcane Insight] Level 10 Milestone Achieved [LMA] Racial Skill Unlocked: [Polymorph] Next Milestone at Level: 15 Initiate [Absorb] on [Demonic Sovereign Vessel]? > YES > NO V:\>
Nine levels? Holy shit! I need Aurelia to toss me around more often. That boost had been significant, granting me two milestone skills. But what came next was pure ecstasy! An orgasmic wave surged through me as the level-up notification pinged, invigorating every fiber of my being. My grip tightened around Niamh¡¯s face, squeezing with newfound strength as I mentally screamed in delight. Like a watermelon overburdened by too many rubber bands, her head gave way with a grotesque pop. How I longed to shriek aloud in my euphoria! Unfortunately, all good things must come to an end¡ªthis monster girl met the floor with a bang! I crashed into the ground with the ferocity of an apocalyptic explosion. A sickening splash resonated as Niamh¡¯s remnants burst upon the stone, my viscous form following suit, splattering grotesquely in her wake. Every part of me throbbed with pain, despite being reduced to a quivering, orgasmic goo. Oddly, it reminded me of my first time doing an¡ªnever mind! Bereft of limbs, bones, organs, even a brain, I was merely a pudding¡ªa sinister, demonic pudding¡ªsmeared across the stone floor, mingling with traces of the succubus. I lay there among the viscera, dissolving everything within reach, without any intent to move. My all-encompassing gaze eventually drifted to the persistent notification that still floated before me. After what felt like an eternity, I sluggishly heaved myself from the smear I had left on the ground. Ugh, they call this a trial? Glancing back at the notification, I conceded with the faintest of mental whispers, yes, on [Absorb].
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE SkillUpdate [Absorb] [Demonic Sovereign Vessel] Successful New Selectable Skill Available: > [Astral Insight] V:\>
What¡¯s with all the insight? I really should take a moment to go through all these skills. And why only one skill this time? Olin was too weak to give me any levels, yet I snagged three skills from him. It was painfully clear that I had no idea how my system worked. Nonetheless, every advantage was crucial, especially since I had no clue what awaited me in this dungeon. Yes, I was actually inside a dungeon! My mind struggled to focus, continually drifting back to the system skills. Yeah, it¡¯s time to explore these skill options. After painstakingly pulling myself together, I was disheartened to find no remaining pieces of succubus flesh. It seemed my splattered form had no trouble devouring the remnants after she burst like a pulverized pumpkin. Ugh, I want more¡ªyikes! What¡¯s happening to me? No, Blake! Bad! Bad! With a mental shake of my non-existent head, I focused intently on my status sheet, particularly the skill details. Anything to distract myself from the unsettling realization that I¡¯d morphed into a monstrous version of Hannibal Lecter. I mean, consuming people wasn¡¯t entirely unpleasant¡ªit was surprisingly delicious. No! Bad!
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE SkillDetails [Absorb] Description: Gain the ability to assimilate the skills of your prey into your own repertoire. Success rates significantly increase when used against dungeon monsters and other system users. Status: Active Type: Racial Skill Activation: Cast _ [Arcane Insight] Description: Provides a deep understanding of the mechanisms behind your system skills, enhancing your acquisition of arcane knowledge. Status: Active Type: Racial Skill Activation: Passive Deactivate [Arcane Insight]? > YES > NO _ [Astral Insight] Description: Perceive the subtle interplay of souls and mana in your vicinity, revealing hidden connections and essences. Status: Inactive Type: Spell Activation: Passive Select [Astral Insight]? > YES > NO _ [Blight] Description: Conjure a toxic mist that spreads a miasma of rot and disease, devastating those caught within its grasp. Status: Inactive Type: Spell Activation: Cast Select [Blight]? > YES > NO _ [Corrosive] Description: Your touch becomes lethally acidic, dissolving all that lacks sufficient immunity or resistance.Support the author by searching for the original publication of this novel. Status: Active Type: Racial Skill Activation: Passive Deactivate [Corrosive]? > YES > NO _ [Fear] Description: Emanate an aura that instills terror in those around you, selectively bypassing individuals based on subconscious criteria. Status: Inactive Type: Spell Activation: Cast Select [Fear]? > YES > NO _ [Life Drain] Description: Drain life energy from a target to heal yourself, transferring vitality with each touch. Status: Inactive Type: Spell Activation: Passive Select [Life Drain]? > YES > NO _ [Mana Focus] Description: Acquire the capability to comprehend mana through inherent sorcery. Status: Active Type: Spell Activation: Passive Deactivate [Mana Focus]? > YES > NO _ [Polyglot] Description: Master all languages spoken across the Moons of V?lusp¨¢ by harnessing the ripples of mana to manipulate linguistic barriers. Status: Active Type: Unique Activation: Passive Deactivate [Polyglot]? > YES > NO _ [Polymorph] Description: Harness your eldritch nature to shapeshift at will, seamlessly adopting the appearance and physical characteristics of any shape you desire, contingent upon your understanding of those traits. Status: Active Type: Racial Skill Activation: Passive Deactivate [Polymorph]? > YES > NO _ [Silk Webbing] Description: Produce exceptionally strong silk threads from your body, perfect for crafting intricate webs or durable fabrics. Status: Inactive Type: Ability Activation: Cast Select [Silk Webbing]? > YES > NO _ [Spider Walk] Description: Traverse any surface effortlessly, as if gravity holds no sway over you. Status: Inactive Type: Ability Activation: Passive Select [Spider Walk]? > YES > NO _ [Stellar Void] Description: Summon a pocket dimension by tearing through the veil into the void, creating an ephemeral space between realities where the normal laws of physics are suspended. Status: Inactive Type: Unique Activation: Cast Select [Stellar Void]? > YES > NO _ [Thermal] Description: Empower your senses to detect subtle thermal variations in your surroundings, allowing you to discern hidden life forms and environmental anomalies based on temperature differences. Status: Active Type: Racial Skill Activation: Passive Deactivate [Thermal]? > YES > NO _ [Venomous] Description: Infuse your flesh with a potent toxin, harmful to those who lack sufficient immunity or resistance. Status: Inactive Type: Ability Activation: Passive Select [Venomous]? > YES > NO V:\>
Okay, that was a fucking lot to take in all at once. Jesus, how am I supposed to even process all of that? My biggest takeaway was that the racial skills I gained from my milestones came pre-activated on my skill sheet, and I could toggle the passives on and off¡ªand boy, did I have a lot of passives. I didn¡¯t bother digging into my immunities or vulnerabilities; those seemed pretty self-evident, though I felt rather smug about having immunities instead of mere resistances¡ªgo me! However, as I stared at the list of skill descriptions, caught in a bizarre mix of fascination and revulsion, I was only now coming to terms with the fact that I was ensnared in a reality filled with magic, vampires, necromancers, and demons¡ªoh my. To top it off, I had become some kind of monster! I shouldn¡¯t be pondering this bullshit now. No, I should be selecting skills to activate, yet... It had been less than a few hours since I woke up from death¡ªI had died¡ªand here I was, plunged into the abyss of a fucking dungeon. The uncertainty of what awaited me only fueled my frustration. Focus, Blake. I need to pick skills, not dwell on all that dramatic bullshit. I have always been an anti-gun advocate... Well, maybe not an advocate, more of a silent complainer. Whatever! At this moment, what would I have given for a pistol or assault rifle? It¡¯s funny how danger can realign your values. My moral compass? Completely scrambled right now! Hell, I just ate a woman, and not in the naughty way¡ªthe diabolically evil way¡ªand I liked it! I sighed internally at the pleasant memory. Where was I going with this? Oh, right! The next best thing I needed besides a gun was range magic! I scanned my list, slightly irked by the vagueness of the descriptions. Blight seemed to be my only ranged spell, but a miasmic mist didn¡¯t sound quite as volatile as I¡¯d like; it seemed more like an area attack spell, similar to that Fear spell, though that was more of a mental attack. I¡¯d rather kill than make someone piss themselves. Life Drain could count as an attack, even if it was a healing touch-based attack that siphoned health from others to restore myself, but I¡¯d rather poison them¡ªthough, on the other hand¡ªhealing! Still, I lacked any strong offensive spells, and that¡¯s precisely what I needed. If only I had a fireball or lightning spell, or any spell with some serious kick! Glancing at the list of selectable skills, a strong impulse surged through me, urging me to try something, anything, just to see how it worked. Without much thought, my focus hovered over Silk Webbing. With a smirk playing on my non-existent lips, I decisively clicked yes on select [Silk Webbing].
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE ActivateSpell Selecting Spell: [Silk Webbing] Status: Active Type: Ability Activation: Cast [Silk Webbing] has been set as an active-cast ability. _ Selectable: 2 out of 4 Skills Activated. V:\>
Two out of four? Fuck! What was the first one I selected? Oh, right, Mana Focus. Did I ignore a similar warning when I activated Mana Focus? Now, how the hell do I deselect Silk Webbing? In a fit of cursing, I scrambled to toggle both skills on the list, but panic set in when I only saw Deactivate as an option¡ªthere was nothing about deselecting. I sifted through the status interface, desperately searching for the elusive option to unselect them. I swore it was there, or should have been, likely smirking at my futile attempts. The problem lay in the status screen¡¯s simplicity, reminiscent of some ancient operating system from the 1980s, offering scant space for hidden options. Yet, I couldn¡¯t shake the suspicion that it was my own incompetence that prevented me from reclaiming that precious skill slot. After taking a long moment to curb my stream of vulgarities and quiet the internal screaming, I gradually calmed down. Shit, now I need to be careful about what I pick. Casting my gaze back at the list, Stellar Void momentarily caught my attention with its promise of dimensional storage¡ªan alluring prospect. However, my priority was offense; I needed an attack spell. My only long-range options appeared to be Fear and Blight, and I wasn¡¯t about to choose a mental debuff before securing a solid attack skill. Though Life Drain also intrigued me, it wasn¡¯t a ranged skill, but its dual functionality as both an attack and healing tool was tempting. Considering my current condition, I doubted I¡¯d need much healing if I could just find some fresh flesh to consume. After all, I had just survived a tremendous fall. It seemed that as long as even a part of me endured, not much else could take me down. That¡¯s probably why Fire is one of my two weaknesses. Then there¡¯s Blight, which appeared to be a combination of an attack and a disease debuff, but the information provided was rather scant. However, Blight might be superior to Life Drain, considering it could potentially serve as both an offensive and debuff spell. Dammit! I just wasn¡¯t sure if Blight was strictly an attack spell or not. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. I¡¯m making far too many assumptions! What really is a mist of rot and disease¡ªdamage over time, maybe? The allure of Venomous was undeniable, with its description hinting at a passive touch ability similar to Corrosive and Life Drain. The tantalizing prospect of inflicting a twin payload of suffering on those foolish enough to make contact with me was too irresistible to ignore. Even better, I could amplify my potential by combining all three skills! I made a mental note to circle back to it. Pairing up passive attacks seemed like an obvious strategy, especially since those skills thrived in close-quarters combat. Honestly, I won¡¯t lie. I really wanted Spider Walk. It seemed like an excellent choice, especially given my current predicament. I might even be able to scale up the hole I was thrown into with that ability. But knowing the bunch of cult-like lunatics up there, they probably wouldn¡¯t consider that ¡°completing the trial.¡± So, I had to stay focused on offensive skills. At first glance, Astral Insight seemed unnecessary, but I couldn¡¯t deny its appeal¡ªseeing someone¡¯s soul would be absolutely badass, especially considering all the anime I¡¯ve watched that made such abilities look incredibly cool. However, Astral Insight reminded me a bit of Thermal or perhaps more of Mana Focus. Nonetheless, it didn¡¯t seem essential to acquire it just yet. Without further hesitation, I returned to my selectable list and chose Venomous as my third skill. While it might have been prudent to wait for a more formidable option, survival was my immediate priority. Given the circumstances, this was one of the best tools at my disposal, especially when paired with Corrosive to amplify its effectiveness.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE ActivateSpell Selecting Spell: [Venomous] Status: Active Type: Ability Activation: Passive [Venomous] has been set as an active-passive ability. _ Selectable: 3 out of 4 Skills Activated. V:\>
I was still torn between Life Drain and Blight for my last skill slot. I weighed my options, considering whether it might be wiser to save the slot for a potentially superior skill that could appear in the future. Yet, as I had previously determined, maximizing my survival chances with my current abilities was paramount. I needed to make the most of the available options. Healing was crucial¡ªI¡¯d be a fool to overlook it. Yet, with a moment of hesitation, I chose Blight as my final option. After all, who needs healing when you can wield a strong offense? Yeah, I¡¯m an idiot! But, with no regrets I¡¯d admit to, I took a moment to review my complete status sheet.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE CharacterStatus Name: Blake Race: Black Pudding Class: Monster Level: 13 Titles: - None Racial Skills: - [Absorb] - [Arcane Insight] - [Corrosive] - [Polymorph] - [Thermal] Spells: - [Blight] - [Mana Focus] Abilities: - [Silk Webbing] - [Venomous] Vulnerabilities: - [Fire] - [Holy] Immunities: - [Acid] - [Darkness] - [Disease] - [Poison] Unique Traits: - [Polyglot] Selectable Skills: - [Astral Insight] - [Fear] - [Life Drain] - [Spider Walk] - [Stellar Void] V:\>
As I perused my updated status sheet, my attention was captured by one of the two newest racial skills I had earned after defeating the succubus: Polymorph! The thought of looking human again had me practically dancing with joy. It was easy to forget about such a gift with everything that had happened¡ªlike pulling myself back together after a rather literal splat. However, before I indulged in shapeshifting fantasies, I surveyed my surroundings, or at least what I could discern in the dizzying technicolor chamber. My vision was still a blur, with only minor relief provided by the system screens, which helped me moderately focus on objects nearby. It dawned on me that maybe I should just turn off Mana Focus for now. After all, from the skill¡¯s description, I realized that the colors I saw might not be colors at all, but rather the distinct types of mana emanating from everything around me. Once I deactivated the skill, the world erupted into a psychedelic display of grays and blacks. I wondered if this was how all Black Puddings perceived the world. It was a racial skill, after all. Either way, I found it much easier to navigate without Mana Focus. No nausea anymore¡ªsweet! With the easier vision to take in, I found myself in a chamber chiseled out of solid stone. The walls were adorned with enigmatic engravings that resembled hieroglyphs, though the details were murky. The only discernible feature was the slight variation in temperature between the etched surfaces and the rest of the walls. Most of the walls bore a deep shade of gray, interspersed with random black splotches that framed the carvings. White speckles and smears littered the floor¡ªlikely remnants of Niamh¡¯s explosive demise. The wonderful taste of her blood and flesh still lingered in me, and the image of her obliteration refused to fade. Therapy might be in order. As I scanned the chamber with my thermal sight, a black figure in the corner, at least twenty meters away, caught my attention. Either my ability was failing me, or there was another presence in the room. Yay¡­ I¡¯m not alone. I couldn¡¯t tell if it was human, but I doubted they had noticed me. I mean, I was pretty tiny... wait, scratch that. I had tripled in size since consuming the succubus. Just how much fat was that demoness storing in those tits? Wait, that doesn¡¯t matter¡ªfocus, Blake! I flattened myself to the ground, which turned out to be rather low, and crept toward the hopefully unsuspecting individual. The silhouette remained motionless, likely relying on their lack of visibility for protection. Foolish. I could see them clearly. This will be an easy kill. Wait, am I really going to kill some random stranger? Blake, what¡¯s wrong with you? Self-defense is one thing, but am I capable of attacking and murdering the first person I encounter at the bottom of a hole, completely unprovoked? YES! Uh, I mean if I don¡¯t, they surely will attack me¡­right? So, yeah, that¡¯s a legit reason to strike first. Besides, I¡¯ve seen enough movies to know a good defense is always a strong offense! Right¡ªright? Ugh, I really should stop repeating that line; I¡¯m starting to sound like a clich¨¦. I was beginning to accept that I¡¯d lost any resemblance to my past morals and sanity, hoping it wouldn¡¯t get worse. My pudding-low-crawl came to a halt at the figure¡¯s boots. To my disbelief, they remained oblivious to my presence, even though I was directly in front of them. They appeared completely incapable of seeing in the dark. Nevertheless, I couldn¡¯t help but admire their steadfastness in remaining silent and still. There was no indication of movement from them, not even the rise and fall¡­ of their chest. Well, crapola, they are already dead. Damnit, Blake, stop feeling disappointed you weren¡¯t the one to kill them! With my thermal vision, I should have realized that a body appearing black meant they were literally dead cold¡ªwouldn¡¯t that also apply to vampires? Wait, Aurelia was all black in my sight, wasn¡¯t she? Huh¡­ As I slithered to their side, I noticed some curvature in the chest. It¡¯s a woman! It was difficult to discern her age, but I could tell she hadn¡¯t been dead for more than a few days. A slight scent of decay was in the air, and despite my best efforts, I couldn¡¯t help but feel a twisted sense of hunger. No. No. No! Stop thinking like that, Blake! The body hadn¡¯t decomposed enough to make me salivate. Blake¡ªwhat did I just tell myself?! The temptation to not let her belongings go to waste was too strong, so I tried to pull off a boot. However, my current slimy state meant I stuck to it like glue, slowly corroding the material into a gooey mess. Damnit! I released the boot before causing more damage, but not before a hole had already formed by the big toe. I¡¯m thinking like a human, as if I needed boots or gear. Wait¡ªdoes this mean I can¡¯t collect any dungeon loot? Well, shit! I can¡¯t use items, even if I wanted to. Shit. Shit. Shit. What the fuck do I even need dimensional storage for then? Whatever! I guess I have no other choice. Sorry¡ªnot sorry, lady, but you¡¯re my meal now! I wasn¡¯t even sure if Absorb would work on a corpse, although it had been effective on a ghoul. Still, there¡¯s no time like the present to find out. Without further hesitation¡ªI froze as the body shifted ever so slightly. B01C04 - IT’S POLYMORPHING TIME! My body, true to its pudding nature, subtly shifted upwards as I had done previously to catch a glimpse of Olin¡¯s gnome form. Stretching like viscous slime, I adjusted for the right angle after noticing that the corpse had also shifted ever so slightly. There, in her chest, was a gaping wound right where her heart should have been. Nestled inside was a glowing white blob¡ªthe actual color unknown to me, thanks to my Thermal vision, which only indicated it was something warm and alive inside the corpse. But what was it? ¡°Mine! Mine! Aaaaah! MIIIINE!¡± a blood-curdling scream erupted from the blob ensconced within the corpse¡¯s chest cavity. What the hell?! I quickly recoiled, crawling away more from surprise than fear. Of all things, I hadn¡¯t expected the entity within the dead woman¡¯s body to be capable of speech. Cautiously, much like a feline sizing up potential prey, I began to edge back, trying to steal another glance inside the cadaver¡¯s gaping wound. ¡°Num num num, yum yum,¡± I could hear whatever was inside the woman murmuring to itself. Suddenly, it noticed me again and screamed, ¡°MINE! MINE!¡± It then lunged¡ªor, rather, I initially thought it lunged. It seems I often misjudge these situations when my expectations don¡¯t align with reality. No, this creature didn¡¯t lunge; it oozed out slowly, its murderous intent unmistakable amidst its incoherent, mad ramblings. ¡°Mine! Kill! KILL! My yum num num! Me find first! MIIINE!¡± Seriously! What. The. Fuck? Screw you! That¡¯s my num num¡ªshit! I mean, ugh, whatever. I¡¯ll kill you and see if I can¡¯t extract any skills from you or that corpse. Shit, Blake, what¡¯s wrong with me? Wait¡ªwhy do I keep referring to myself in the third person? Argh! I¡¯m losing my mind¡­ Maybe my old therapist was onto something with those diagnoses. As for what those were¡ªwell, that¡¯s protected by HIPAA (if you know, you know). Great, I¡¯m not only talking to myself and referring to myself in the third person, but I¡¯m also breaking the fourth wall too? I could really use some weed right about now. Oh, shit¡ª I was lost in my internal dialogue when, suddenly, the creeping ooze lashed out to attack.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE Acid Status Detected [SD] Resist Status: Full Immunity [Active] Applying Resistances¡­ Resistance Successful Acid Effects Nullified V:\>
There was a long pause as the ooze and I eyed each other, both clearly baffled by what had just transpired. Then, without warning, my opponent screamed in pain! As it did, I noticed light gray swirls appearing on its glowing white flesh¡ªthe flesh that had touched me¡ªas it started to retreat with all the urgency of a tortoise with short legs; needless to say, it was not fast at all. Meanwhile, I stood there, frozen and confused, before flicking on Mana Focus for a quick flash of a moment. The chamber burst into vibrant and confusing hues, which I had already suspected was actually mana wafting across everything. If I had to guess, the chamber was pitch black, but when you only see in Thermal and mana, who needs a light source? Still, before turning off Mana Focus, I noticed the creature looked off-yellow, almost sickly, probably due to the corrosiveness of its mana. A little section of its body that had touched me showed thin wisps of purple-like threads spreading over it. Then it hit me: this ooze, slime, or whatever it was, might have some kind of acid resistance, but I was also¡ªVenomous! I nearly died from laughter as I started to creep after it. Two slowpokes¡ªone fleeing with all its desire to live, and the other¡ªme¡ªeagerly on the hunt. To any onlooker, it would have appeared pathetic, like two slugs in a slow-motion duel to the death. Yet, to me, this was an epic clash, the stuff of legends!
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE BattleResult Enemy Defeated: [Dungeon Ochre Jelly] Current Level: 13 Next Milestone at Level: 15 Initiate [Absorb] on [Dungeon Ochre Jelly]? > YES > NO V:\>
My high-speed pursuit fizzled out as quickly as it had begun. The chase had been¡­ exhilarating? No, let¡¯s not dwell on that anticlimactic awkwardness. The ooze¡ªor was it an ochre jelly? Whatever that is¡ªsuccumbed to my venom before I could catch up. It seemed that other slimy types didn¡¯t share my degree of immunities. This opponent, however, must have been rather weak since I didn¡¯t gain a single level from poisoning it to death, which was quite a letdown. Still, it was worth checking if it possessed any skills I didn¡¯t already have. With my metaphorical fingers crossed, I pressed yes on [Absorb] and reveled in the oddly delightful sourness of its flesh.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE SkillUpdate [Absorb] [Dungeon Ochre Jelly] Successful New Selectable Skills Available: - [Dull Corrode] V:\>
Dull Corrode? I didn¡¯t have much more to add or say as I stared at the underwhelming skill name. It seemed I was destined to accumulate all sorts of weak skills I neither wanted nor needed. Though, this one sounded particularly uninspiring. Still, driven more by curiosity than anything else, I decided to pull up the description. Who knows, maybe I¡¯d be in for a surprise.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE SkillDetails [Dull Corrode] Description: Your touch becomes slightly acidic, capable of gently dissolving foods and nutrients¡ªperfect for minor corrosive needs without causing harm. Status: Inactive Type: Ability Activation: Passive V:\>
Without causing harm¡ªthe fuck? Disgruntled by the seemingly useless skill, I crept my way back to the dead woman, hopeful of finding something more beneficial. Without hesitation, I engulfed her body like ravenous, sticky tar, intent on completely devouring her. That said, I did notice something new about my Corrosive skill. Since the woman was already dead, her body seemed to dissolve much faster than the succubus had during our fall¡ªin fact, after the fall, the succubus¡¯s remains had also dissolved rather quickly compared to when she was alive. Hmm¡­ food for thought. Huh, she tastes a lot like hot cocoa and mint. Mmmm, delicious!
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE RequestAction Do you wish to [Absorb] System User: [Sophia] Class: [Necromancer Apprentice]? > YES > NO V:\>
She was a system user... like me? Wait, could she have been one of the summoned candidates that the vampires mentioned? Does that mean she was from Earth as well? Setting those puzzling thoughts aside, since I had no way to get any answers, I focused on what truly mattered at that moment¡ªperforming a little squiggly pudding dance! My joy was boundless upon realizing that I didn¡¯t need to be the one to make the kill to use Absorb on a corpse. My elation soared, and I mentally cheered, Yes!
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE SkillUpdate [Absorb] System User: [Sophia] Successful New Selectable Skill Available: > [Spirit Vessel] > [Necrotic Flame] V:\>
Huh, sweet, two new skills! I was pleasantly surprised to have gained two new skills this time, but I paused, fixated on one of them. Wait a minute¡ªNecrotic Flame?!
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE SkillDetails [Necrotic Flame]This story has been unlawfully obtained without the author''s consent. Report any appearances on Amazon. Description: Wield the dark arcane to unleash a deadly inferno of flames that wither and decay all life they scorch. Status: Inactive Type: Spell Activation: Cast V:\>
Perfect¡ªjust¡­ fucking perfect. I had just filled up all four of my skill slots, and then what did I discover? An insanely powerful-sounding ranged spell. I had sworn not to have any regrets, but damn it, I was kicking myself now! Especially since I had originally wanted a ranged spell, and there it was, staring back at me from my system page, taunting me with its potential. Seriously? I don¡¯t want to fight up close with monsters. I want to be a sniper-like mage if I have to fight! This is so unfair. Needless to say, I indeed regretted filling up all my available skill slots, with no way of knowing how to undo it. Begrudgingly, I glanced at the other skill description, my enthusiasm thoroughly dampened.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE SkillDetails [Spirit Vessel] Description: Manipulate spirits around you, mending and melding them with any accepting vessel. Status: Inactive Type: Spell Activation: Cast V:\>
I didn¡¯t give that skill much thought, instead glancing around for any remains of the girl that Absorb might have left behind for me to savor as I contemplated my next move. I was already growing weary of lingering too long in this dank chamber. It was time to experiment with Polymorph. It was a passive skill, so there shouldn¡¯t be much to it, right? Closing my eyes, I imagined the woman I had just devoured¡ªno, I thought about the succubus and her curves, but with a few modifications of my own. Minus the horns, wings, and tail¡ªa perfect body that I never had in my past life. It¡¯s Polymorphing time! I hoped to see my new, sexy form as I opened my senses¡ªnot that they had ever gone away. But to my dismay, I was still the same slimy, grotesque creature. I tried looking through the system for any instructions or a manual, but I was left to my own devices. My mind raced with possibilities, but still, nothing happened. There was no transformation, no escape from this goo form. It was almost laughable, in a sick and twisted sort of way. I stayed there for a long time, stretching and squeezing my body like some demented contortionist, but with no luck. It wasn¡¯t until I finally gave up, scratching my head in frustration, that I noticed it. Yeah, you read that correctly¡ªI was scratching my head! I didn¡¯t look exactly human, nor did I have a body per se, but I had a limb, and I was using it to rub my somewhat oval body¡ªwhich one might call a head. It seemed that when I wasn¡¯t consciously trying to cast, my subconscious managed to get the skill to work¡ªyou might say, passively. I refuse to admit how many hours I¡¯d been at this. Instead of trying to shape my body, I simply tried to stand, no thought, just action. Suddenly, I began to stretch out, ripping, mending, and shifting like putty as I did. Tar-like strands, tendrils, and tentacles of abomination twisted into threads of interwoven muscle fibers as I started to take form. I rejoiced! For the first time since awakening, I reached out of the black muck that had been me and toward the heavens with my newly formed hands open wide. A twisted smile tugged at the corners of my new face as I ascended, my laughter echoing in the darkness of my mind. It was a joyous madness, an intoxicating rush of self-gratification. Here I was, reborn in another world, transformed into a creature of pure darkness and instinct. I¡¯ve done unspeakable things that would make my former self shudder in horror. I¡¯ve battled spiders, ghouls, and even a seductive succubus, all of whom I devoured with delight. But it wasn¡¯t just them¡ªI couldn¡¯t resist sinking my corrosive flesh into a random corpse as well. And the taste... oh, the taste! It was like nothing I¡¯d ever experienced before. I should feel disgusted, guilty, and perhaps even traumatized by my actions. But I don¡¯t. Instead, I stand tall on my own two legs, feeling an unprecedented sense of pride and satisfaction. It¡¯s as if my new life as a monster has unlocked a hidden part of me, a part that revels in chaos and destruction. As I bask in my newfound freedom, a flicker of doubt crosses my mind. Is this who I really am now? Am I truly a monster? Those doubts quickly dissipated, replaced by a surge of adrenaline at the prospect of new prey to hunt and consume. Yes, I am a Black Pudding, a creature of chaos, and I wouldn¡¯t have it any other way. Despite my pride in figuring out how to shapeshift in such a short time¡ªmaybe a day or two weeks lying in one spot trying, I wasn¡¯t sure; it¡¯s hard to keep track down here¡ªI decided it was time to take a good look at myself. Though, I was already getting a good look, albeit a blurry one. Getting a three-hundred-degree view was already bad enough when you¡¯re blob-shaped and your entire body is one massive eyeball, but when you¡¯re stretching and contracting, it gets worse. Now imagine appendages to see out from¡ªthis turns an already sensory overload into something ten thousand times worse. If only I could concentrate the skill I use to see into a focal point¡­ I froze my thoughts as I realized I could do just that. I had been trying to control the skill itself, but I had never tried to control from where I was using it¡ªdoes that make sense? What I¡¯m getting at is, instead of trying to control the skill, I should control which part of my body uses the skill. Let¡¯s say, like giving myself two orbs with Polymorph and then try focusing the skill Thermal or Mana Focus into those orbs, just like real eyeballs! Oh, I¡¯m a genius! Ha, to think, it only took me a week¡ªI mean, no time at all to find a solution. An awkward chuckle echoed in my mind as I held out my hand like a vapid Instagram model, eager to admire my new form. I had the perfect idea as I subconsciously tried to form an orb in my hand. Standing there for I don¡¯t know how long, I eventually did it! I pushed Thermal into the eye within my palm and took a good look at myself without all the blurry and overwhelming sights going on all at once. Unfortunately, it wasn¡¯t quite what I was hoping for¡ªthe sight worked perfectly, albeit in black and white, but my form... Sure, I looked vaguely human¡­ well, more like a bald, short version of Slenderman combined with a gooey skeleton than anything else. Talk about disappointment¡ªI was a hideous monster! Where the hell are my curves and alluring features? My grumbling and bitching ended abruptly when a loud boom sounded above me! Flicking my open hand upward, I moved it around to get a good look but saw nothing¡ªwait! In the hole I fell down, I noticed a mix of grays and white growing in size. My single eye within my palm widened in horror as I attempted to escape from whatever was falling. After a single wobbly step, I fell flat on my face, splattering into a gooey mess. It turns out that learning to walk again is nothing like riding a bike. As I splattered, my eyeball liquefied, and Thermal snapped back into full panorama. Terrifyingly, I got an amazing view of the falling debris that did not wait for me to try again as it came crashing down on top of me.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE Fire Status Detected [SD] Resist Status: None [Inactive] Applying Resistances¡­ Resistance Unsuccessful Fire Vulnerability in Full Effect V:\>
I screamed¡ªor I tried to scream, but all that escaped the gooey mess of a maw that appeared in the buried puddle was silence. Searing, burning pain washed over every surface of my body as stone and debris continued to crash down on top of me, with several pieces still alight with fire. I had no time to think or process what was happening above ground. I simply moved with frantic crawling as my burning body oozed its way through the rubble. My only solace was that after creeping and sliming my way through all the dirt and stone, I somehow managed to extinguish the fire, though the damage had been done. As I emerged from the mess, a few pebbles and stone bricks tumbled onto the pile, filling the chamber beneath the hole. Getting far enough away from that horror fest, I curled up into a tiny pudding ball and sobbed as the jittering phantom pains of what I had just experienced coursed through me. However, I knew I couldn¡¯t stay here much longer¡ªnot after a supporting pillar collapsed and the chamber shook as if a distant earthquake, or perhaps more likely, a battle raged above me. Despite my pain, I found myself oddly thinking of Aurelia and wondering if she was safe. I knew I wasn¡¯t this Bowen guy she thought my soul was from. Heck, I wasn¡¯t even a guy, yet I couldn¡¯t get her off my mind. Insane as it was, she occupied my thoughts. Ugh, I¡¯ve never been so head over heels with someone before. What¡¯s wrong with me?! Though I really do mean it, I hope she¡¯s safe. With a trembling body that still ached from fresh burns, I gave Polymorph another go, only to encounter a significant issue. After devouring a few spiderlings, a ghoul, a succubus, an ochre jelly, and a random woman¡¯s corpse, I¡¯d say I was about child-size, though I wasn¡¯t sure why I wasn¡¯t bigger. Unless it¡¯s not counting all the water mass, which is utter bullshit if you ask me! Still, the issue was that after getting seriously burned, I was roughly the size of a tarantula once again. As a second pillar in the chamber crumbled, I decided now wasn¡¯t the time to bitch about the unfairness of life. Quickly, I took shape into a tarantula¡ªor, more accurately, a single eyeball¡ªlightly smoking and seared¡ªwith legs. I really did not like full three-sixty vision, so eyeballs were a must no matter what form I took, now that I knew how to do it. As for the spider legs, well, they were more like gooey appendages that shot out from and into my single eye, which was my entire body. I quickly scurried away down a long corridor, just as the chamber¡¯s ceiling gave way, collapsing the entire space, and perhaps my only escape if I decided I didn¡¯t want anything to do with this dungeon. The long, narrow corridor before me seemed to stretch on forever, but I strode forward confidently, my eye held high. Well, that may be an exaggeration. I honestly looked like a wobbling ball of goo waddling down a dark hallway. Whatever! Despite the long walk¡ªor rather, in spite of it¡ªI started playing around with my eye. Thermal was still better in comparison to Mana Focus, although I hadn¡¯t tried it yet with an eyeball. After giving it a go, I had to admit, I was starting to prefer Mana Focus over military thermal vision. The colors and hues were all off, but if I could figure out what each color represented in terms of potential mana, I¡¯d have a huge edge. A loud sound rippled overhead, and glancing up, I noticed the ceiling was cracking. This ended my experimentation with my eyesight as I quickly picked up my scurrying pace. Half an hour later, I finally reached the end of the corridor, with only a couple of cave-ins behind me. And oh, what an exhilarating reward awaited me. I emerged from the confining passage onto a cliffside and froze as I gazed upon the scene before me. Lo and behold, a massive cavern stretched out before me. It reminded me of a documentary I once watched about a cave in China that was so large it had its own ecosystem. Glancing up, sure enough, there were clouds. Still staring up, I noticed large crystal structures emitting a ton of mana in a soft white glow. I guess they were emitting light, which would explain why there was so much vegetation down below. Speaking of below, I stared at a colossal lake with a cascading waterfall. Yet, I marveled at something I hadn¡¯t appreciated earlier¡ªmy newfound tolerance¡ªI didn¡¯t feel like throwing up! Hallelujah! I might not have perfect clarity as I¡¯m still getting used to it, but the eerie splendor of the landscape lay exposed before me. I took it all in with no nausea or discomfort. It was amazing! Of course, I hadn¡¯t truly appreciated this new comfort when I first formed the eyeball, being a bit distracted by falling debris and being burnt to a tiny crisp and all, but now, out in safety, I was finally appreciating it. After taking it all in for a few moments, I started peeking around, noticing a few paths down from the cliff, but none were obvious choices. Then, I heard something that froze me still. A squabbling quintet disrupted the silence. Hmm, listen to that delightful racket. I strained to discern the identities of those bellowing beings, but their true nature remained cloaked in mystery. Yet, their raucous clamor was music to my ears. I¡¯m not alone! Yay¡ªwait, I¡¯m not alone? No yay. I¡¯m too tiny for a fight. ¡°Rob, I¡¯m fucking tell you, we¡¯re not ready for the next boss!¡± ¡°Well, Jason. Maybe if you hadn¡¯t killed Sophia and eaten her heart, we might¡¯ve stood a chance against that big fucker.¡± ¡°Hey! Hey! We did not have a ceasefire at the time. Besides, it¡¯s not my fault that frog-faced freak stuck my soul inside this dark fae body. It¡¯s fucking hard to control these impulses.¡± Can¡¯t argue with that. I¡¯m still learning about my own dark impulses. ¡°Jason, Rob, you¡¯re both right. Rob, this isn¡¯t a video game. There¡¯s no do-over! We need to grind some levels if we hope to beat that boss. Jason, we¡¯re in a life and death struggle, and if those freaks who threw us down here were telling the truth, only one of us will be allowed to leave alive. And the door out can only be found at the end of this shithole dungeon! So, no, I don¡¯t blame you for Sophia. We had not yet made any agreements at the time. However, as soon as we¡¯ve cleared this dungeon, all bets are off.¡± Only one of us can leave alive? Yeah, that¡¯s about what I had gathered from Aurelia¡¯s father, Lord Something-or-Other. Well, let the Hunger Games begin! ¡°Jeremy, w-what if we level up to the point the v-vampires have no choice but to let each of us live?¡± ¡°You said it yourself, Heather. Your appraisal didn¡¯t work on Demidicus or his terrifying daughter. I don¡¯t see any of us getting a high enough level to make a difference to those fanged fucks, but if everyone here wants to try, I¡¯ll play along. I¡¯m all for grinding levels. What do you say, Yuri?¡± ¡°It¡¯s Yua, and as long as you boys can prove you won¡¯t betray one another, I¡¯m willing to consider it. But I don¡¯t trust the three of you.¡± Hmm¡­ It seems obvious those are five champion candidates chatting it up down there. I also suppose that makes Sophia, the corpse I ate, the sixth. Sorry¡ªnot sorry. I had no idea how long they¡¯d been down here or what level they were, and I was pretty sure they would kill me on the spot, even if I found a way to tell them I was a fellow candidate. Besides, I didn¡¯t think I could stop myself from attempting to murder and eat them first. Ugh, I¡¯ve become worse than Jeffery Dahmer. ¡°Heather, what was the boss¡¯s level?¡± ¡°It w-was three l-levels above me, at level fifteen.¡± ¡°Four weeks of grinding, and I can¡¯t believe you¡¯re level thirteen already. That drow experience boost is so unfair! I wish that sick fuck who summoned me had put me into one. Instead, I got some screwed-up dark fae.¡± Wait, wouldn¡¯t that only make her level twelve? The boss they¡¯re talking about is three levels above her at fifteen... so yeah, twelve. Looks like one of them can¡¯t do simple math. ¡°S-sorry, Jason,¡± she replied, her voice tinged with timidity. From her tone, I doubted she had done the math either¡ªstrange, it almost sounded like she was lying about her level. Whatever! Level tweleve in four weeks? What. The. Fuck? I already higher level after a few paltry hours in this realm¡ªminus the time figuring out Polymorph, of course¡ªthose are days we won¡¯t be talking about. Maybe Aurelia¡¯s faith in me wasn¡¯t entirely unfounded. Ugh, who wants to be some evil champion, though? On second thought... it might not be the worst fate. Suppose the other candidates are also at or near my level. In that case, I¡¯ll need to do some serious leveling before facing them. I¡¯m outnumbered five to one, and I have two things I need to fix before a fight: one, I need to figure out a way to cheat. And two, I¡¯m tiny! Like, where can a girl get a meal around here? Eh, am I really plotting their murder? YES! Holy crap, I think I am a schizo¡ªfuck, my stepdad turned out to be right! Suddenly, an unexpected, hushed voice emanated from behind me, ¡°Pssst!¡± B01C05 - The Goblin ¡°Pssst! Pssst! Psssssst!¡± The muffled sound came repeatedly now. I spun my little eyeball on gooey tendrils around, trying to locate the source of the sound. It seemed like it was coming from inside my head, which wasn¡¯t exactly a new experience for me. But this was different from my own insane monologue. This voice had a sense of urgency but didn¡¯t sound like me, unless I¡¯ve got a split personality I don¡¯t know about. I mean, ha! I¡¯m not that crazy or anything, am I? ¡°PSSST!¡± Who the hell keeps psssting me? The variety of colors from Mana Focus didn¡¯t quite match what I¡¯d expect; hues on objects looked like wafting wisps or blotches of paint, reminding me of something I had seen in a film once. What was it? What Dreams May Come, I think. You know, the one with the GOAT, Robin Williams, about the afterlife, where his heaven was made out of literal paint. Anyway! I was still having a bit of a hard time with it, so I turned it off and went back to Thermal. As the other skill activated, I glanced around, searching for anything glowing white¡­ turns out, there was a lot of stuff with warmth in the cavern, unlike the cold chamber I had come from. Though, nothing nearby, except¡ªthat¡¯s when I saw it¡ªa small, glowing square hiding amongst some rocks. What the¡ªis that? ¡°Pssst! Hide! Pssst! He¡¯s going to see you!¡± The voice spoke again, still just as urgent and panicked. ¡°HIDE! NOW!¡± It was then I noticed the sounds I was hearing in my head were awfully similar to how the ochre jelly had spoken to me. Then it hit me¡ªthe Polyglot skill mentioned in the description that I could harness the ripples of mana to manipulate linguistic barriers or some stupid shit like that. Is that thing talking to me through mana? As I looked down at the group of five people below, I wondered why I was being told to hide. They couldn¡¯t even see me¡ªnot to mention my size. But as a gooey, shapeshifting¡­ thing, I still hadn¡¯t quite figured out how to speak in my new form. So, instead, I scurried over with slimy legs flopping out and disappearing within me as I made my way over to the slime cube. I came to a wobbly stop before it, lifted one of the oily appendages I guessed was supposed to be a limb, and pointed a tendril at myself. My current tiny form, with gooey spider or octopus-like legs, still resembled a tar-covered eyeball. Huh, I suppose I do look a lot like an octopus. It was safe to say I was disappointed with my shapeshifting abilities and lack of mass after getting all my hard-earned gains burnt away. But hey, at least I had magic¡ªlife should improve, right? So, no full-blown freakouts¡­ yet. ¡°What?! Yes, you! Hurry! Hide, brother!¡± Brother? Oh, hell no¡ªwhy does everyone think I¡¯m a man?! I gave the tiny cube a nonchalant shrug, which looked rather odd with no shoulders, but I was surprised to discover that I didn¡¯t feel a sudden urge to devour the cube. Ha, maybe I¡¯m not a complete psycho after all. ¡°Not near me! Hide somewhere else!¡± I nonchalantly gave the cube another bizarre shrug before plopping my eye down beside it, crossing three slimy appendages as I did. Gazing at the cube, I mentally frowned; it was twice my size. ¡°What are you doing?¡± Again, I lifted an oily tendril, gesturing toward where my mouth should have been¡ªif eyeballs did have mouths. Then I pointed at where I thought a hole¡ªor mouth¡ªshould have been on the cube. The five other Dark Champion candidates were still bickering in the distance, but who cared? If this cube was talking through mana, I wanted to know how it was doing it. This little guy was another slime, and he knew how to talk! If he didn¡¯t teach me how to speak, I could always eat him and see what my Absorb skill could teach me. Would eating a slime count as cannibalism? No? Wait, hadn¡¯t I already resorted to cannibalism? No. Maybe? Technically... well, technically, eating Olin and Sophia shouldn¡¯t count since I¡¯m now a Black Pudding. And Niamh was a succubus, and everyone¡¯s probably had a taste of that¡ª Ugh, Blake, I¡¯m sick in the head! Also, I really should stop talking to myself. ¡°Stupid puddin¡¯ slime! What are you doing? Get away from me! I won¡¯t go back!¡± Go back? Fine, if you¡¯re going to be a dick about it, let¡¯s see how you taste! No, don¡¯t do it, Blake. He¡¯s twice my size. I just need to chill out and not attack everyone and everything that annoys me¡ªI¡¯m not my mother! Pointing wasn¡¯t cutting it, and I wasn¡¯t about to take no for an answer. So, I took matters into my own... tendrils. This should get my point across. Without hesitation, I rammed one of my tendrils straight into what I hoped was the cube¡¯s face, sizzling a hole into it as I watched the temperature change across its surface from my passive attacks. I doubted Corrosive would do much to another slime, but as I¡¯d seen from the one I had killed earlier, they didn¡¯t have protection from my venom, or at least, not enough resistance to the dose I could dish out. You better give me something good¡ªwait¡ªdon¡¯t eat me! I had attacked the cube without thinking, just doing it despite it being bigger than me. What can I say, I¡¯m such a Karen, picking fights that I really shouldn¡¯t. Heck, in my annoyance, I¡¯d probably have asked for the cube¡¯s manager as well, just so I could fight them. Yeah, I can be that kind of bitch. Thankfully, my passive attack did its work before the cube could try eating me.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE Acid Status Detected [SD] Resist Status: Full Immunity [Active] Applying Resistances... Resistance Successful. Acid Effects Nullified. _ V:\BattleResult Enemy Defeated: [Dungeon Gelatinous Cube] Current Level: 13 Next Milestone at Level: 15 Initiate [Absorb] on [Dungeon Gelatinous Cube]? > YES > NO V:\>
Disappointment for not gaining a level washed through me as I slurped on the remains of the delicious cube. As I did, I couldn¡¯t help but chuckle. Oops, I guess that answers my earlier question. I am a cannibal! Oh well, no big deal. After all, it¡¯s not like I could help being what I am¡ªbody positivity and all that, right? And hey, the cube tasted like peanut butter, so it wasn¡¯t all bad. Plus, who needs to speak when you have tendril-fingers and magic. I guess I¡¯ll just have to find another way to learn how to talk. I glanced at the notification, and with a mental confirmation, I clicked yes.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODEYou might be reading a pirated copy. Look for the official release to support the author. SkillUpdate [Absorb] [Dungeon Gelatinous Cube] Successful. New Selectable Skills Available: - [Paralysis] V:\>
Alright! Another skill I can¡¯t use... oh, joy. I wonder when these milestones will start handing out skill slots. Geez. Not that I don¡¯t appreciate gaining already active racial skills, but I could really use some extra skill slots. ¡°Er, y-you seen Doodles?¡± a new voice asked, nearly scaring me into splattering myself from surprise. Glancing up, I spotted a child standing over me, most likely searching for the cube. Doodles? Are you talking about the cube? While he couldn¡¯t hear the internal questions I threw at him, little did he know... Doodles had been quite the scrumptious treat. I attempted to shush him but remembered I lacked a functioning mouth¡ªand face. Instead, I gestured with a tendril, mimicking a shushing motion where my lips should have been on my eyeball, hoping he¡¯d catch on. As expected, much like with the cube, he didn¡¯t understand what I was doing either.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE Notification Skill [Pet Submission] used by Dungeon Denizen: Name: [Wartie] Race: [Dungeon Goblin] Class: [Pet Tamer] Error Detected: [ED] - Submission Skill cannot be used on USER. - Submission Skill unsuccessful. - Skill Negated. V:\>
You, little dick! ¡°YOU LISTEN? ME TALKIN!¡± he bellowed. ¡°FIND Doodles, then home to Ockpool!¡± Oh, I¡¯m so tempted to kill him right now. No, Blake, hold back; he¡¯s just a kid. Ugh! Is it possible I still have a moral compass? No! Maybe? Though, who cares if I ate his friend¡ªpet. But still, did he just try to make me submit, like some animal? Don¡¯t kill him. Don¡¯t kill him. I want to kill him. I want to kill him. Good grief, kids can be so infuriating. Also, what is Ockpool? Is that the name of a place or something? ¡°SPEAK!¡± he commanded, snapping his fingers. In a panic, I hastily pointed toward the cliff edge where the other candidates were. Oddly, they had fallen silent... I deactivated Thermal and switched back to Mana Focus¡ªonly, instead of focusing it into the eyeball I had polymorphed, I infused it throughout my entire round body, gaining a panoramic view all around me. I enjoyed a complete three-hundred-sixty-degree view¡ªand I absolutely hated it! While most of my surroundings were blurry, my focal point was becoming slightly clearer¡ªit seemed I was getting better at this, although it still sucked. I spotted the child, only to realize he wasn¡¯t a child at all. The kid¡ªor rather, thing¡ªwas covered in green skin, adorned with large ears and warts. A goblin? However, I couldn¡¯t dwell on that for too long as a hazy purple fog materialized behind him. I watched in amazement as a blade formed out of the haze. And then, it swung outward¡ªat his neck! My body tingled with adrenaline, watching everything unfold as if in slow motion. I was still sitting on the ground, a tiny black blob, staring as the sword connected just below the goblin¡¯s head. I should have been freaking out, but who was I kidding? This was too fascinating to look away from! The blade bit into its mark, and I watched, captivated, as the goblin¡¯s neck gave way, each muscle fiber slicing apart. The goblin was helpless as the sword moved through him like a hot knife through butter. The sensation of utter glee ran through me as I observed the scene. And before I knew it, he was decapitated, his head spinning in the air before landing right next to me, the gaping neck wound splattering me with blood. That was amazing! I want that skill. The purple fog slowly dissipated as the goblin¡¯s body collapsed to the ground, revealing a figure standing over the corpse, looking almost giddy. He appeared mostly human-ish, except for the severe underbite that revealed dozens of razor-sharp, needle-like teeth¡ªa dentist¡¯s worst nightmare. But my attention was split among a few pressing matters. First, I couldn¡¯t help but marvel at the grotesque sight of my head beside me, gaping open in a way that was both fascinating and horrifying. It¡¯s not my proudest moment, but it¡¯s far from the worst thing I¡¯ve witnessed or done since becoming an acidic, flesh-eating pudding. Second, I noticed the other four candidates rapidly approaching from a hundred yards away. And finally, the most important task at hand¡ªhiding before Baraka, or whatever his name was, noticed me! ¡°Hell yeah, I freaking love Phantom Slash¡ª¡± Me too! ¡°¡ªI can¡¯t wait until my next milestone at level ten¡ªthese racial skills are wicked!¡± Baraka, Snaggle Tooth, or whatever the fuck his name was, lowered his voice to a whisper, ¡°I can¡¯t wait to eat those four fuckers¡¯ hearts once we kill that fat-ass boss. Pfft!¡± Then, turning toward where the others were approaching, he shouted, ¡°Hey guys, this stupid goblin didn¡¯t even know what hit it!¡± Well, he¡¯s a sinister, backstabbing bastard. The nerve of some people! As he openly reveled in his eventual plans to turn on his allies as they drew closer, I quickly rushed into the nearest hiding place I could find¡ªright inside the neck hole of the goblin¡¯s head. It was both delicious and practical. I mean, who would look inside there? Also, I was in no condition to fight five other candidates. My only issue was not dissolving the entire head before they left, so, sadly, I deactivated Corrosive but left on Venomous just in case one of those idiots tried to mess with the head while I was inside it. ¡°Jason, what was it?¡± Another person sprinted our way, calling out as he approached. ¡°What on earth is Jeremy talking about? What was it? I already fucking said it was a goblin,¡± Jason muttered to himself before shouting back, ¡°A fucking goblin!¡± I heard noises like bones being cracked open. Curious, I wanted to peek out from the neck to see what was happening, but I remained still, not wanting to risk being discovered. ¡°Gross!¡± a woman¡¯s voice exclaimed. ¡°Jason! That¡¯s disgusting,¡± the same voice that had shouted earlier¡ªpresumably Jeremy¡ªsaid, sounding as though he was standing right over me, or rather, the goblin¡¯s head. ¡°Look, it¡¯s not my fault I¡¯m in this body,¡± I heard Snaggle Tooth, or rather Jason, reply. ¡°I¡¯ve got a craving for hearts.¡± He paused, then added, almost casually, ¡°I also unlock new skills from any dungeon monsters or system users whose hearts I consume,¡± piquing my curiosity even further. I bet he has all kinds of skills I could take from him. My thoughts zeroed in on a single command: Blight. But I hesitated, recalling Jason¡¯s mumblings about his impending level ten milestone. The true significance of levels still eluded me. The boost I received from killing the succubus suggested she was far more powerful than me¡ªyet, unlike Sophia, whose corpse I had absorbed, she wasn¡¯t a system user. Did that imply Niamh lacked levels as well? With a deep sigh, I refrained from casting Blight. There was too much I didn¡¯t understand, and I wasn¡¯t ready to make a move just yet. Besides, my choice to hide inside the decapitated head of a goblin already reflected my reluctance to confront them directly. I really wasn¡¯t ready to confront these individuals yet. There was too much I didn¡¯t understand about skills, magic, and the system; honestly, I doubted I ever would. The most frustrating part? It seemed like an absolutely flawed setup. Even the notifications were marked by Safe_Mode, which, to my understanding, meant the system wasn¡¯t running at full potential, as if it were in diagnostic mode for troubleshooting. It made me wonder: was this how the gods of this reality managed things, or was I caught in some elaborate simulation? It didn¡¯t seem likely to be a video game; Earth¡¯s technology hadn¡¯t reached that level of sophistication yet¡ªthe Matrix wasn¡¯t real¡ªno, this felt more like hell. As my thoughts rambled on, the five candidates bickered about their disgust at Jason eating a raw goblin heart. They slowly meandered away, undisturbed, leaving me alone inside the green creature¡¯s skull. Peeking out from the neck hole, I confirmed they were gone. Satisfied, I reactivated Corrosive and delighted in the sensation as the goblin dissolved around me, infusing my gooey form with the savory taste of Carne Asada. Mmm, Mmm, good! After savoring the remains of the head, I reshaped my form into an eyeball with gooey legs, eliminating the annoying panorama perspective, and glanced around for the goblin¡¯s body. I was eager to finish my meal and extract those oh-so-sweet system skills¡ªonly to find that the body was nowhere to be seen. Worse still, I never received a prompt to use Absorb on the goblin¡¯s head. Wait, does that mean I need to consume a certain percentage of someone to gain the option to absorb their skills? Well, shit! You¡¯d think eating a brain would count for something¡ªnot that I suspected that goblin had much of a brain to begin with. Ugh! With my pathetic meal concluded and the immediate threat gone, I faced an entire dungeon to explore and monsters to level up from. The only question now was, where to start? ~ ¡°Aaargh!¡± a goblin screamed, sitting up abruptly and grasping his throat. Frantically, he patted his face, cheeks, and ears to ensure his head was still attached. ¡°Ah, Wartie, I see you¡¯ve respawned,¡± muttered a grizzled old worg. He reached up with a gangly thin arm to his muzzle, stroking his long gray beard that draped down to the ground, dragging behind him as he slowly approached the goblin, the clicking of his staff hitting the floor with each step. ¡°Ah, and so did your pet slime, I see,¡± he added. Wartie glanced up at the floating dungeon core, then his gaze snapped downward to a trembling gelatinous cube beside him. With a slight squeak, the cube cried out, ¡°No. No. I tasted freedom,¡± it mourned. ¡°Just... just kill me!¡± However, its pleas went unnoticed by those unable to understand its words. The goblin¡¯s face lit up with glee as he picked up the cube for an overly aggressive snuggle, squeezing it like a water balloon on the verge of bursting. ¡°Oof. Kill meee,¡± the cube whimpered once more. ¡°Doodles! I never lose again!¡± Wartie exclaimed. ¡°You need to be more careful, young one,¡± the old worg admonished, shaking his gnarled, leathery finger at the goblin. ¡°Children are exceedingly rare in this realm. At merely five decades old, you¡¯re our youngest. The next youngest, Gapping, is approaching three hundred soon¡ªand if you ask me, he¡¯s far too annoying. You¡¯re far too important to us to be wandering off recklessly.¡± The goblin¡¯s ears drooped as he stared down at the trembling cube. ¡°S-Sorry, Warchief Hensley,¡± Wartie muttered, then glanced up at the worg with bright eyes. ¡°Found black slime,¡± he said, his smile brightening but quickly fading into a pout. ¡°But it got away,¡± he added, his large green bottom lip jutting out. Looking back down, he whispered softly, ¡°But find it again. I will.¡± Warchief Hensley was about to admonish the young goblin further after hearing what he had muttered under his breath when a piercing scream erupted from outside the dungeon respawn chamber of Ockpool. Turning sharply, the worg stepped out to find dungeon denizens scattering in alarm as an explosion tore a nearby building apart, sending rubble raining down across the great dungeon city. The Warchief spun around and snapped at the goblin, ¡°Run!¡± His voice boomed as the tip of his staff ignited, radiating an array of powerful magic. Emerging through the cloud of rubble, a female high elf stepped forward, her golden hair fluttering behind her. With a determined gaze, she proclaimed, ¡°I am Paladin Anlyth, on behalf of the Gods, the Kingdom of Slaethia, and the Holy Ascended Empire. Surrender the dungeon core, and I¡¯ll make your final deaths as painless as possible, heathen monsters.¡± ¡°We will never surrender the core,¡± Warchief Hensley answered, pointing his staff at her. ¡°So be it,¡± the Paladin tsked. ¡°Your unnatural and unholy union with the core ends now.¡± B01C06 – The Quest! After witnessing a goblin¡¯s decapitation and missing out on potential skills from his corpse, I navigated the dungeon, deliberately avoiding the five dickhead candidates. Nowhere near ready to engage them for a murderous feast, I ventured into an area thick with underbrush and mushrooms that looked like it was ripped right from The Smurfs¡ªalbeit, most of the plants and mushrooms were bioluminescent, adding a surreal, psychedelic twist, reminiscent of a stoner¡¯s blacklight poster. That said, I wasn¡¯t sure if what I saw was neon or if it was Mana Focus playing tricks on my perception. I suppose I may never know. What I¡¯d give for some acid right about now. Hmm¡­ Maybe one of these mushrooms is the fun kind? A chorus of high-pitched screams suddenly cut through the dense air, their shrill tones blending into an almost musical cacophony as rustling movements darted through the foliage all around me. Venturing a few steps forward, the underbrush parted to reveal a hidden enclave¡ªa bizarre village shrouded in a swirling mist of spores. My assailants emerged: small creatures with stout, fungal bodies topped with bright red caps that glowed with a psychedelic luminescence. They swarmed like participants in a chaotic rally, their movements clumsy and uncoordinated yet charged with fearless abandon. As they lunged at me, their red-capped heads served as makeshift battering rams. With each reckless charge, their impact against my gooey flesh dispersed clouds of spores, thickening the fog around us. What are you, you little bastards? The relentless assault from the small, determined mushroom creatures wasn¡¯t the worst part¡ªit was the spores! Overwhelmed, I struggled to dodge effectively. My movements became sluggish, as if I were wading through thick molasses. Each collision not only slowed me further but also released more spores, thickening the haze around me and deepening my irritation as I grew increasingly lethargic. A system notification flashed, confirming my suspicion of what was happening.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE [Slow] Status Detected [SD] Resist Status: No Immunity [Inactive] Affliction: Slowness Effects Applied:
  • Delayed Physical Reaction
  • Delayed Spell Casting
  • Delayed Cognitive Functions
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Despite the chaos, my Corrosive and Venomous traits began to reveal their advantages¡ªacidic burn marks appeared on their red caps with each collision, and soon, sickly purple veins began to show on their white bodies beneath the caps. The relentless creatures, tireless in their assault, were unknowingly succumbing to my passive attacks. I found that I didn¡¯t need to do much beyond letting them hit me as they fell one after another. So much for their Slow debuff doing them any good. A twinge of regret crossed my mind as I pondered whether Life Drain might have helped me regain mass while healing. Additionally, combining my passives with my new Paralysis skill acquired from the gelatinous cube, I could become the ultimate close-range fighter¡ªdespite my preference for long-range engagements. Sorceress all the way! I ceased any attempt to fight back as the relentless mushroom creatures continued to charge at me in waves, apparently oblivious to the fate of their fallen comrades. They rapidly replaced each other, attempting to batter me with their small, shroom-like helmets, which only released more Slow spores into the dense mist enveloping us. Considering they weren¡¯t wielding fire or holy magic, I found myself virtually immune to their physical attacks, allowing me to mostly ignore them. Taking advantage of the relative safety, I decided to examine my newest skill more closely. However, I didn¡¯t have a skill slot available for use anyway. Still, the chaos of the battle provided an odd backdrop as I delved into the details of my skill.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE SkillDetails [Paralysis] Description: Temporarily immobilize your foes by touch, disrupting their nervous system or magical energies. Targets remain conscious but are unable to move or act. Status: Inactive Type: Spell Activation: Cast Select [Paralysis]? > YES > NO V:\>
As I realized that Paralysis required active casting, a frown creased what would have been my eyebrow¡ªkind of hard and awkward to do when you¡¯re a single gooey eyeball. I had been hoping for another passive ability. Sure, my heart was set on acquiring long-range magical spells¡ªsomething as badass as a lightning bolt would be ideal. Yet, the notion of assembling a passive build was becoming unexpectedly appealing. It wasn¡¯t that I was abandoning my Sorceress dreams. Speaking of wanting to be a Sorceress, I decided to give [Blight] a cast. Suddenly, a miasma of darkness misted out of me. Through Mana Focus, it appeared as one part sickly dark green swirling with one part cruel purple.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE BattleResult Enemy Defeated: 32 [Dungeon Campestri] Level Up! Level Up! Level Up! Current Level: 16 Level 15 Milestone Achieved [LMA] Unique Skill Unlocked: [Oracle] A new Skill Slot has been unlocked. Initiate [Absorb] on 32 [Dungeon Campestri]? > YES > NO V:\>
As though someone had hit the fast-forward button, the Slow debuff vanished without warning¡ªwell, except for the system notification. Wait¡ªwhat? It seemed I had won... I had been so lost in my thoughts, either fiddling with the system or daydreaming about becoming a sorceress, that I hadn¡¯t noticed the end of the onslaught of munchkin-sized mushrooms. They¡¯d been headbutting me like relentless billy goats¡ªthen nothing. Glancing around, I noticed about half had succumbed to a mix of chemical burns and poisoning, while the rest had been done in by my Blight if the sickly look of rotten mushroom people covered in sores and blisters oozing with pus was any indication. Regardless, they were now all lifeless around me, victims of my passive skills and Blight.If you spot this narrative on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation. Dang, Blight is terrifying. I gained three levels from that encounter and a new racial¡ªno, a Unique¡ªfor reaching a milestone level. However, I found myself eyeing this Oracle skill with some skepticism. The last thing I wanted was a skill that induced hallucinations of possible futures¡ªnot that I knew if that¡¯s what this skill did, but I was apprehensive nonetheless.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE SkillDetails [Oracle] Description: Bear witness to the divine wisdom and insight into the arcane secrets of Magic. Status: Active Type: Unique Activation: Passive Deactivate [Oracle]? > YES > NO V:\>
Huh, so it¡¯s kind of like my other skill, Arcane Insight? Why am I getting so much insight? Not that I¡¯m complaining about it. A quick glance confirmed that, like all the milestone skills I¡¯d gained, it was already active. For now, I decided to leave it alone¡ªthough I wasn¡¯t sure what to make of it being passive. Maybe I¡¯d gain some... insight into that? Tee-hee! My real joy, however, stemmed from two other things: first and foremost, I mentally clicked yes on Absorb. My body began to deform autonomously, gathering every spore it could find¡ªall seventeen, I suppose¡ªand pulling them in to be quickly dissolved and devoured. Guided on autopilot by Absorb, I could feel my form shifting as though I were growing. The Campestri hadn¡¯t been much bigger than me, but after consuming as many as I had, I now found myself about the size of a large dog. Yay! Wait¡ªdoes that make me a literal bitch now?
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE SkillUpdate [Absorb] [Dungeon Campestri] Successful New Selectable Skill Available: > [Spores] V:\>
Spores?
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE SkillDetails [Spores] Description: Emit a haze of spores to envelop you, inflicting foes with a lethargic slowdown that delays physical reactions and spell casting. Status: Inactive Type: Ability Activation: Cast Select [Spores]? > YES > NO V:\>
Hmm¡­ It sounds useful if I¡¯m being groomed against my will to be a close-range spell fighter. Seriously! Can¡¯t a girl get a lightning bolt spell up in here? Despite my grumbling, I moved on to the last thing I was excited about¡ªa new skill slot! I was gaining skills I couldn¡¯t use like they were forbidden fruit. I had, what, like ten skills in the Selectable Skills list? The question was, what to pick? Ah, who was I kidding? I knew exactly what I wanted. Especially after that burning ceiling collapse, I needed a better way to heal myself besides eating corpses.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE ActivateSpell Selecting Spell: [Life Drain] Status: Active Type: Spell Activation: Passive [Life Drain] has been set as an active-passive spell. _ Selectable: 5 out of 5 Skills Activated. V:\>
I had just tripled my passive attack power and included a healing touch into the mix with that single skill. So, out of the five active skills that I had picked, I had Blight, Life Drain, Mana Focus, Silk Webbing, and Venomous. That didn¡¯t include my Racial Skills of Absorb, Arcane Insight, Corrosive, Polymorph, and Thermal, nor my Unique Traits of Polyglot and Oracle. So, all in all, I was pretty well stacked... for a close-range mage fight. I¡¯ll admit, I was still a bit bitter about that last bit, but who knew, maybe there was a way to deselect my skills later on, and respec myself to be a Sorceress that a sexy vampire couldn¡¯t keep her hands off of. What? A girl can dream, can¡¯t she? With my scrumptious meal done and the shroom dudes utterly annihilated, I ventured further into the dungeon, seeking what else I might uncover¡ªonly to halt just before leaving, drawn by the sight of a few copper-looking coins lying scattered where the corpses had been. Had those been there before? I gave a mental shrug; it wasn¡¯t like I could use the coins for anything, nor did I have anywhere to store them. True, I had a pocket dimension for storage listed among my Selectable Skills, but that was far from a priority right now. So, I left the coins where they lay and was about to continue onward, seeking greater fortunes in levels, skills, and¡ªyes¡ªyummy treats. That¡¯s when I noticed a wooden chest, reminiscent of something pirates would use to stash their treasure, just lying there. Oh¡ªand by treats, I meant delicious corpses. ¡ªUgh! What¡¯s wrong with me? I¡¯m losing my mind to these dark impulses¡ªand what¡¯s worse, I¡¯m enjoying it! And I¡¯m still answering my own questions? Argh! Talking to myself is one thing, but talking back is a whole other level. I need to be careful, or I might actually end up with a split personality. ¡°Yes, you do.¡± ¡ªEEK! Who said that? I scanned my surroundings with my single eye, searching for the source of the mysterious voice. Despite my size increase, I was still essentially a gooey orb with an eye. Why such a simple form? Honestly, I didn¡¯t have the time or patience to experiment with Polymorph. Thus, I opted for the simplest shape: a slimy black eyeball supported by tentacle-like tendrils that acted as legs. Maybe I should give myself a mouth? Now, if only I could fly, I¡¯d look just like a Beholder. Back to the matter at hand¡ªtreasure! And that other voice. I turned in every direction, utilizing both Thermal and Mana Focus, but found no one. Just me and the unassuming chest. Yep, that¡¯s right! Absolutely no one else! That stark realization sent a chill through my core. Could it be? Was I going insane? Or worse, was I actually developing a split personality? Great, just what I fucking needed.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE SystemAlert! Dungeon Core Removed. Dungeon Ockpool monsters'' respawn and rewards are now deactivated. Notifying Primary Admin. Error. Error. Admin:\Life>Not_Found. Notifying Secondary Admin. Access Denied By Secondary Admin. Admin:\Death>Login_Denied. Notifying Auxiliary Admin. Admin:\Magic>Login_ Resetting Dungeon Modules... Configuration Incomplete. Dungeon Ockpool Core Not Found. Dungeon Deactivated. _ V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE AdminQuestAlert! Quest: Retrieve Ockpool Dungeon Core. Reward: Immediate Graduation to Ascension. V:\>
I froze¡ªliterally. My entire body seized up as the system alert flashed before my eyes. The dungeon core for this place had been removed? Now it seemed that even the backup to the backup admin had now tasked me with retrieving it. Seriously? However, what truly transfixed me was the reward mentioned: Ascension. Although the specifics were unclear, the omnipresent mention of Ascension throughout the system notifications hinted at its importance. Flickers of an idea about ascending to godhood danced in my mind. While nothing confirmed such grandeur, the mere possibility was tantalizing. Plus, the thought that the other candidates might have received the same notification spurred me on. I want that reward, whatever it is! Taking a deep breath¡ªmetaphorically speaking, since I''m pretty sure I don''t have lungs¡ªI cautiously approached the chest. I scanned the area thoroughly, using both Thermal and Mana Focus, but nothing unusual about the chest itself caught my attention. So, my focus remained sharply on my surroundings as if waiting for something to attack. And yes, I know I can''t use items in my current form, but maybe, just maybe, if there''s something enchanted inside, could I use Absorb on it? It''s a long shot¡ªI know¡ªbut I''m just winging it here. After all, it¡¯s not like I know what I¡¯m doing, no matter how badass you think I am. I extended a tendril to nudge open the lid. Abruptly, a massive tentacle, like a grotesque tongue, shot out, wrapping itself around me. It squeezed mercilessly as it hoisted me off the ground and into its gaping maw! I shrieked in surprise, instinctively unleashing Blight while ensuring all my passive skills were active¡ªCorrosive, Venomous, and even Life Drain. The creature, a mimic chest I now realized, clamped down, its razor-sharp, spiked teeth puncturing my black flesh. Despite the barrage of my Corrosive and Venomous attacks, it continued its assault, chewing and tossing me within its saliva-coated mouth like I were nothing but a pleasant treat to be savored. Time stretched into an agonizing eternity as the mimic chest tried relentlessly to devour me. Despite the ferocity of its assault, we reached a stalemate. My array of attacks seemed ineffective; my Corrosive and Venomous skills did nothing against the creature''s unnatural resistance. Even Life Drain proved futile, doing little beyond inflicting superficial damage to my own pride. As I was chewed and tossed like a toy within its maw, I realized that, for all my skills and immunities, I was powerless against this dungeon monster. After enduring what felt like endless hours of humiliating torment, the chest finally spat me out¡ªmy ego bruised and battered. This wasn''t just one unfortunate encounter but three excruciating ordeals. Each time it spat me out, hope surged, only for its tongue to snatch me before I could escape, pulling me back into the fray, each episode more degrading than the last. Until, at last, the chest spat me out one last time out of sheer boredom. I lay on the dungeon floor, devoid of the strength to recoil immediately, reflecting on the utter failure of my passive skills against such a foe. No new skills, no levels gained, and not a single mark made on the monstrous chest despite my desperate efforts. As I slowly crawled away, the bitter taste of defeat lingered, overshadowed only by my resolve to never speak of this again. Hours later, I trudged through the dungeon, muttering a stream of curses that would likely have gotten me canceled in my previous life. In search of the elusive dungeon core and my next meal¡ªto vent my annoyance¡ªI navigated the cavern''s intricate layout. It boasted a myriad of chambers and corridors etched along its walls. Some pathways delved deeper, revealing expansive, yet now eerily empty chambers, which I found bitterly relieving after that humiliating encounter with the mimic chest. Despite needing a long breather, I was on edge. Occasionally, I flinched at the sound of scurrying, crab-like feet just behind me. Each time I spun around to confront the source, I found nothing. Since the system alert, encountering dungeon monsters had become increasingly challenging. No dropped coins or items came from killing monsters anymore. Yet, the unsettling tapping of unseen, crab-like feet was a constant presence¡ªalways near, yet perpetually elusive, adding to the creeping dread that followed me through the shadowy corridors. B01C07 - Hopeless Crusader After the system alert, the dungeon was eerily silent, devoid of its core. As I stalked through what remained, I encountered an array of monster corpses. Not all creatures were dead, though; the persistent tapping of crab-like feet scurrying behind me suggested otherwise. Yet, whenever I turned to pinpoint the sound, I found nothing. I¡¯m not saying I was terrified or scared of confronting that mimic chest again; it¡¯s just that I prefer not to... yeah, it¡¯s a preference thing. Ha. Ha. Ha... Still, the strewn-about carcasses provided a rather delicious bounty of meals. Regrettably, my attempts to use Absorb on them consistently ended in failure, heightening my frustration. Presently, a more pressing issue arose: my fat ass¡ªI mean, my cumbersome size. Navigating as a massive eyeball was getting increasingly impractical, and I was growing rather annoyed with it. I yearned for a more practical form¡ªlegs, arms, you know, typical human anatomy shit. It was time to play around with Polymorph again, a task I dreaded¡ªnot because of the shapeshifting itself, but because I get rather bitchy when faced with repeated failure. My previous attempts with the skill had been far from successful, hence why I was an eyeball with tentacles. Might as well get it over with¡ªwait, shouldn¡¯t all my insight crap be helping a girl out? Taking a figurative deep breath, I got to work. The last time I did this, I got the impression that using Polymorph was more intuitive off my subconscious than actually trying to force myself to shapeshift. That got me wondering if all magic was like that or not. ¡°Oh, it is.¡± ¡ªSeriously, who keeps talking?! I glanced all around, but much to my frustration, I was alone. Well, besides a few little taps, as if something was scurrying around in the darkness, but I was getting used to that by this point¡ªyes, that last part was a lie. Still, I was starting to get concerned for my sanity. Yeah, I often talk to myself, and maybe talk back while answering a few of my own questions, but this newest voice I¡¯m hearing doesn¡¯t sound anything like me. So, yeeeaaah, I might be developing the need for a straight jacket that has nothing to do with cannibalism¡ªwho figured. Shaking off that spooky feeling¡ªor perhaps, a warning sign that I¡¯m losing my mind¡ªI got back to what I was doing. I tried to clear my mind of any stray thoughts, wanting nothing but emptiness when I made my subconscious effort to Polymorph. It¡¯s not going to work, is it? Did I leave the burner on? Shit! Clear my mind. Clear thoughts. No thoughts. Nothing... I¡¯m still doing it, aren¡¯t I? Yes. Yes, I am. ¡ªFuck! After about six hours¡ªyes, that¡¯s an exaggeration, I do that a lot. I have absolutely no clue how much time has passed, including how long I¡¯ve been in this damn dungeon. It could be, like, three weeks or eight hours. It¡¯s not like I have a watch or the sun to go by, and I blank out a lot when I¡¯m messing around with the system and my skills. Anyway, after what felt like an eternity, I was able to clear my mind¡­ somewhat. With my single eye now gone, all of my passives turned off (minus Polymorph, of course), and my mind not focusing on shapeshifting or anything, I simply stretched my arms out like anyone would. No, really, that¡¯s how easy it was¡ªOKAY! Yes, that¡¯s another exaggeration¡ªit was more like trying to yawn. You can¡¯t do it on command, but you see someone else doing it, or you sort of think about it in the back of your mind, and the next thing you know, you¡¯re yawning. Well, the next thing I knew, I was reaching skyward out of my gooey blob of a body with two human-ish arms. Admit it, you just yawned, didn¡¯t you? With a few more metaphorical yawns, I finally managed to stand on two wobbly, human-esque legs, which were anything but sexy. Seriously, an anorexic might have more curves than me. I reactivated my Mana Focus into not one, but two eyes this time, and discovered that I now had depth perception¡ªnot something I realized I was missing until I had it back. Glancing over my body, I could see it was an improvement over my first skeletal attempt, but not by much. Yes, I still resembled a skeleton, though now with some muscle tone, or rather, a mix of tendrils and tentacles running all along my body, holding it together¡ªit¡¯s not too horrifying to look at if you ignore all the wiggling. Glancing around, I noticed a smooth stone that was rather shiny, like obsidian. Walking over to it on unsteady legs, I got a good look at my reflection. The first thing I noticed were my eyes¡ªthey were glowing orange. I wasn¡¯t sure if I was seeing the mana within my eyes or if they were truly emitting an orange luminescence, given that Mana Focus didn¡¯t function the same way as normal eyesight. Either way, seeing the glow on a black, skull-like, gooey face was rather terrifying, even without a mouth. The next thing I noticed was something I¡¯d given myself without meaning to. I was wearing a hat? Well, a large black mushroom cap stood upon my head. Apparently, I must have been subconsciously thinking of the campestri when I was shapeshifting. Well, at least I had somewhat of a chest now, though it was a modest¡ªpathetically modest¡ªA-cup. I guess I need to eat a bit more. ¡°Found you, I have!¡± an annoyingly familiar voice bellowed, startling me. I turned ever so slowly, spotting a potential meal gleefully approaching. The sight filled me with both irritation and elation. However, I was a bit confused by the appearance of the same goblin whose head I had eaten. Cocking my head from side to side, I stared at the creature, wondering if I was seeing things. And don¡¯t think I¡¯m racist for thinking this, but do all goblins look alike? ¡°You¡¯ve grown! Yes. Yes. You much bigger now,¡± the goblin exclaimed, confirming my suspicion; it was indeed the same goblin, but how? ¡°I need help. You help. You my pet. Yes. Yes. I name you¡­ Muddy! Yes?¡± the goblin nodded to himself enthusiastically. ¡°Good name! Yes?¡± Mud¡ªwhat? For a long moment, I stood there staring at him, unmoving, trying to process what he had just said. Then, my gaze dropped to his arms, which were crossed in front of him, securely holding a gelatinous cube close to his body. ¡°P-Please, kill me,¡± the cube squeaked, but the goblin, apparently oblivious, continued. ¡°Me Wartie. We go now. To Ockpool. Bad attack happened. With you, I help!¡± the goblin added. I can¡¯t believe I¡¯m about to do this either. So, in a bizarre twist, I found myself following the goblin. I mean, here I was, deep in some freaky dungeon, tailing a goblin¡ªchild?¡ªwith more warts than a toad¡¯s backside to a place called Ockpool. Which, by the way, I thought I was already at, since it was the name of the dungeon I was in. And to top it off, I¡¯d already dispatched a ghoul, a succubus, a handful of spiders, mushroom people, eaten this goblin¡¯s head, and been chewed on like a squeaky toy by a mimic chest. Oh, and there was some random girl¡¯s corpse I stumbled upon. Mmm, tasty! Hey, I was hungry again, okay? But the real kicker? I was a contender for the title of dark champion, locked in a twisted competition with five others. If they didn¡¯t kill one another first, I would be more than happy to lend a hand, or rather, a tentacle. It was a game of Dungeons and Murder, and I was reveling in it like a kid in a candy store. However, I¡¯d also been offered a quest to retrieve the Ockpool Dungeon Core, with the reward of Ascension. I¡¯m not entirely sure what that entails, but it sounded important. Hence, why I was following the goblin after he mentioned Ockpool¡ªit was my only lead, after all. As I followed the snack¡ªor Wartie¡ªI let my mind wander, which was, after all, the only way to keep my darker impulses in check. If I didn¡¯t, there¡¯d be no goblin to lead the way. I couldn¡¯t believe it¡ªme¡ªa former rebellious goth girl, now cool with murder and cannibalism¡ªyeah¡­ that seems legit. Still, how did this happen? I guess being reincarnated as a black pudding really screws with one¡¯s moral compass. But the scariest part? I was having a blast! It¡¯s not every day you get to indulge in the darker, sadistic side of life without any apparent consequences¡­ there are no consequences, right? As I trailed behind the goblin, I remained silent, not saying a word¡ªafter all, what was there to say? Besides, it¡¯s not like I could speak, though that was more of a technicality. Instead, I stared at the goblin, my mind vividly recalling the taste of his brain. Yummy¡ªwait a minute, he¡¯s just a kid, right? Ugh, children are off-limits, aren¡¯t they? Well, maybe not the naughty ones. I mean, if Krampus can do it, why can¡¯t I? The thought of devouring children was tempting, yet the more I considered it, the more it felt like I was plagued with a serious case of indigestion. Or perhaps it was just a mild case? Pulling my focus away from the little green morsel, I took in the sights around me. I found myself in an entirely different cavern than before, and it was enormous¡ªa true sight to behold. I peeked around like a tourist, my head topped with a black mushroom cap swiveling all around. As we trudged deeper into the dungeon, I noticed the pathways crisscrossing over one another. I couldn¡¯t help but get a bit lost as my mind wandered to random thoughts. Am I on another planet, universe, or in a different reality altogether? The idea of being reborn on Earth in a future where magic existed seemed farfetched but not impossible. However, something I read in the description of my Polyglot skill ended that speculation: Master all languages spoken across the Moons of V?lusp¨¢. The Moons of V?lusp¨¢. Am I on a moon? Oh, the possibilities! As for my current state of mind, had I become a psychopath? I keep coming back to this question, despite already knowing the answer. It was as if I wanted to deny it, yet at the same time, I was gleefully excited about it. Yeah, I¡¯m a hypocrite. But did I want to become the Dark Champion, or should I find a way to escape this dungeon? Then there was the quest, and its reward. I know. I know. I just thought about this a few moments ago, but it was a lot to take in, okay? Decisions. Decisions. Screw it, I¡¯ll stay the course. Who needs a way out when I¡¯m having this much fun? Feh, what¡¯s wrong with me? Do I want to answer that question? That all being said¡ªor thought about¡ªmy mind kept circling back to a certain vampire. Yeah, I know it¡¯s too soon to consider it love, or even infatuation, but why did I want to see her again so badly? This had to be a stalker thing, right? I mean, am I becoming a stalker? Well, if so, at least they don¡¯t have restraining orders in this reality, so it should be all good.If you encounter this story on Amazon, note that it''s taken without permission from the author. Report it. The goblin abruptly came to a halt, and I nearly stumbled over him. Suddenly, his grubby little hand shot up, attempting to grab mine. I recoiled in horror¡ªnot because I was afraid of him or anything, but because I had reactivated my passive attacks. After all, it was too soon to off this green goblin. What was he thinking? Does he want to die? Well, I suppose he would make for a tasty snack... Ahem. No, no, bad thoughts! Must keep it together. I need to find the core before going on a killing spree. ¡°It¡¯s good. Acid no hurt me. Me got protection from Doodles,¡± Wartie exclaimed as he held out the slime cube like a puppy he wanted to show off. Doodles quivered as he squeaked out, ¡°Kill me.¡± Oh, you little idiot. I¡¯m also poisonous. As I deactivated my passive skills, the kid interrupted my pleasant musings as he managed to clutch my hand on his next attempt. ¡°You ready, Muddy?¡± he asked. Ready for what? And stop calling me Muddy! ¡°Come, Muddy, entrance over here,¡± he continued, dragging me toward an ominous tunnel entrance I was certain hadn¡¯t been there before. All the while, Doodles shook beneath the goblin¡¯s other arm. Well, this should be interesting. Little did this goblin know, he was leading a psychopath with a taste for flesh by the hand. It conjured up the image of someone holding Freddy Krueger¡¯s hand, leading him into their home. The thought made me snicker to myself. Still, I couldn¡¯t shake off the feeling of annoyance and disgust that I hadn¡¯t killed this goblin yet. That also got me wondering how he had come back to life. I really should have thought about that earlier, but I had a lot on my mind. Regardless, I swore upon any deity or demon responsible for this twisted system¡ªthis Magic admin, if the system notification was right¡ªthat if this goblin came back for a third time, I¡¯d murder the admin. Oh yes, I will find you, and I will kill you! Do you hear me? Whether you¡¯re a bitch or a bastard, it doesn¡¯t matter to me.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE TitleUpdate The Auxiliary Admin has recognized your ridiculously pathetic vow and deemed it unworthy. Title Awarded: [Hopeless Crusader] _ TitleDetails [Hopeless Crusader] Description: Grants unparalleled proficiency in mastering all system skills, fueling a seemingly futile quest with relentless determination and a touch of madness. Status: Active Type: Title Activation: Passive Deactivate [Hopeless Crusader]? Error. Error. _ Admin Note: May fortune favor you, little bug. V:\>
Bitch! EEK¡ªno, I meant, a-apologies¡ªshit! I hadn¡¯t expected some admin, deity, or whatever to listen in on my thoughts and then award me a Title as if to mock me when I half-heartedly threatened them while venting. Although the description of it seemed rather badass, even if it was ridiculing me¡ªI¡¯ll take it. Still, I need to be careful about what I think or say. Wait, could those random voices I¡¯ve heard possibly be... Nah. No. Nooo. Maybe? Huh. ¡°Good boy! Muddy, follow. Come, boy, go inside now,¡± the wart-covered bastard exclaimed, pulling me along by the hand, seemingly oblivious to the fact that his pet-tamer attempt had never worked on me when we first met. Ugh, boy?! Why you! I¡¯m a girl, damn it! Does he not see these perky¡­ tiny A-cups? That¡¯s it, I¡¯m going to kill him. Oh wait, that¡¯s not good. Deep breaths, Muddy¡ªBlake! Ugh! I still need him to take me to Ockpool. I can kill him later. Yes! I can kill him later! Oh, come on, that¡¯s not helping. I had threatened a deity, but at least I made their day. I should take a minute, collect myself, and maybe even eat a goblin after we reach our destination. In any case, I should play around with my skills after gaining Hopeless Crusader. It might even help with my shapeshifting. But those were all things I¡¯d work on later. For the time being, my focus was on the prize¡ªor rather, my quest and my only lead. ¡°Muddy?¡± Wartie uttered in a hushed tone. Ugh! Stop calling me Muddy! I wanted to scoff at him, but, you know, no mouth or vocal cords. Dammit, Blake, just ignore him and play along. With my best effort, I gave him my most sinister glare, attempting to skewer the pint-sized goblin whelp... or it would have, if he had actually been looking at me. ¡°Come. Come,¡± he stammered, continuing to tug at me as if I were a damn dog! Easy there, Blake. Let¡¯s not jump the gun... just yet. Snuffing out tykes is downright distasteful. Well, I haven¡¯t determined if he¡¯s a kid yet, have I? Besides, eating kids can¡¯t be that bad, just think of it as veal. Chuckling darkly to myself, I wrenched my attention away from my wicked thoughts. I had to admit, I was a bit worried about what the admin might have in store for me. The more I pondered, the more I wondered if they wanted something else from me besides the quest, or if they had their own agenda. Casting my gaze upon the goblin, I watched the little pest puff out his chest, pivot, and saunter straight through a slight crack in the wall. It was another hidden entrance, one of many we had encountered thus far. Had I not just witnessed him enter it, the opening would have easily escaped my notice. With a sigh, I ducked down and allowed him to pull me behind him. My mushroom cap head scraped against the sides of the wall as we moved. Unexpectedly, the opening through which I trailed Wartie didn¡¯t reveal another tunnel, corridor, or passageway but rather an impressive stone archway leading to another massive cavern. Lurking beside it were four goblins garbed in haphazard leather and rusted armor¡ªif one could even call what they wore armor. It resembled nothing more than pitiful scraps of metal bound together with frayed leather straps. To add insult to injury, their loincloths left little to the imagination. Talk about getting an eyeful. Despite their shoddy attire, these goblins loomed over Wartie and me, even though I was a good two heads taller than my annoying escort. Their expressions seethed with fury. ¡°Yes! Yes! Kill me! Kill me!¡± Doodles cried out excitedly, but no one paid the slime any attention. This confirmed what I already suspected: I was indeed the only one who could understand the gelatinous cube. Perks of Polyglot, it seemed. Well, isn¡¯t this just delightful? ¡°WHERE DID YOU GO?¡± one of them bellowed. ¡°Found black slime pet,¡± the kid replied, wiggling his toes into the dirt. That¡¯s not slime. It looks like mushroom-man, but bigger,¡± another goblin roared, brandishing a wooden club in my direction. ¡°Found Muddy, I did. Muddy good. New pet! Adventures killed me and Doodles. I went back and found Muddy, want revenge!¡± ¡­ ¡°Adventurers from Slaethia?! Same ones who took the core?¡± a goblin asked, a note of panic lacing his tone. ¡°Saggy, fetch the Warchief!¡± Slaethia? Oh, do you mean the other candidates? Ah, yes, you guys don¡¯t need to worry about them. Surprisingly, the goblins appeared genuinely terrified. Little do they know; I¡¯ll tear this whole place asunder before allowing them to harm one hair on my future meals. I really want their skills. Yet, why did these goblins have to bear such wretched monikers? Wartie, now Saggy? One of the green creatures nodded, then promptly bolted. Observing his hasty departure, I couldn¡¯t help but note the goblin¡¯s bow-legged gait. As he scurried off, I caught a horrifying glimpse of something sagging beneath his loincloth, an unsavory pair to behold. Ugh, why did I have to see that? Wartie appeared hesitant as he squared his shoulders and lifted his chin. ¡°T-there were ten of them. Yeah, ten adventurers! Muddy battled all ten. Muddy unbeatable! Adventurers ran in fear after they killed me and Doodles!¡± Ha! You little fibber. ¡°That fought ten adventurers?¡± Another goblin surged forward as if daring Wartie to fight. ¡°Mushroom, not scary, nor does it fight well.¡± ¡°You challenge?¡± Wartie replied with a low growl. ¡°I do!¡± ¡°Me accept¡ªMuddy, attack!¡± What?! Is this kid for real? Well, I mean, I wouldn¡¯t necessarily be opposed to the idea. Before I could weigh the pros and cons, a wooden club smashed into my mushroom-shaped head. Pudding splattered all over the club as it sunk down into my head a good fifteen centimeters. ¡°Muddy, I said attack!¡± Sticky tendrils tore as the goblin ripped his club back, hoisting it aloft over his shoulder for another swing. Yet, I detected a scowl etched across his hideous face as he took stock of how little his impact had done to my gooey head, watching the damaged surface fill back in. Nevertheless, I harbored no desire to endure a pummeling to my soft cranium. After all, I had magic, and I wanted to use it. A sly grin spread across my mouthless face as I focused on the spell, [Blight]. A murky, black haze mixed with dark greens and purples enshrouded the goblin. He uttered a piercing scream, followed by a resounding thud as his club clattered to the ground. As I readied my next move¡ªreactivating my passives and springing forth¡ªI realized it was too late. My opponent crumpled into a revolting mixture of blisters, pus, and blood. Well, that was anticlimactic. As I braced myself for the inevitable notification and, hopefully, another level, I was disappointed that nothing happened. Well, isn¡¯t that just fucking peachy. I couldn¡¯t help but wonder how much of the dungeon core was connected to the system. It was a twisted, sick joke¡ªI needed more power, but without the core, there was no way to level up! Or so it seemed. As I gazed at the repulsive heap that was once a goblin, I couldn¡¯t help but shudder with delight. I mean, I¡¯m no stranger to getting my hands dirty, but this was a whole new level of grossness, which got my mouth watering¡ªif I had one. No, really, the foul aroma coming from it got me all hungry, and I knew that was so wrong on so many levels, and yet, I really wanted to eat it. However, I hadn¡¯t gotten a system notification for killing him, nor one asking if I wanted to Absorb the corpse. That said, Absorb was a skill I could cast, so maybe I might get something even if I don¡¯t get the prompt for it? In the worst-case scenario, at least it would be good for my figure. With my fingers crossed, I stood over the dead goblin and cast my skill. Like tar, my body melted over the goblin, disappearing beneath me as I quickly dissolved it away.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE SkillUpdate [Absorb] [Dungeon Denizen] [Goblin] Unsuccessful. _ Admin Note: With the Dungeon Core missing, only the last remaining Dungeon Bosses can successfully grant levels and skills upon being defeated. V:\>
Ah, yes. The sweet, sweet notification of crushing disappointment. I defeated the goblin, yet I have nothing to show for it... well, shit. I paused my internal bitching to stare at the admin note. It seemed if I wanted to gain any new skills from this dead dungeon, I¡¯d have to find the last remaining bosses. Let¡¯s just say, I wasn¡¯t happy about it. Anger bubbled within me like a simmering cauldron. What kind of twisted reality was this? And to make matters worse, I¡¯d get nothing for murdering Wartie! The other goblins¡¯ eyes widened in terror as one of them pointed a shaky finger at me. ¡°T-THAT NOT MUSHROOM!¡± he shrieked, his voice cracking with fear. Oh yeah, I forgot, I had an audience. Wartie tried to put on a brave face, but his eyes were darting everywhere except at me. The other two goblins were backing away slowly, ready to bolt at any moment. And to top things off, a dozen other humanoid creatures were slowly approaching us. Great, that¡¯s just what I needed: more spectators who can¡¯t offer me any skills or levels. ¡°Warchief¡ªmonster!¡± Oh, the hypocrisy! I couldn¡¯t help but chuckle at the irony of the situation. I, a pudding, am being called a monster by these ugly green bastards. But I knew better than to underestimate the approaching mob. I needed to think fast and devise a plan, or else I¡¯d end up just like the pile of goblin slop I had just absorbed. I started reforming my body, finding it surprisingly easier than the last time I¡¯d done it. I even noticed my mushroom top was now gone, although I didn¡¯t bother taking a moment to examine myself as all kinds of strange-looking humanoid creatures neared, apprehension evident in their shifting gazes. A frizzled-looking werewolf creature stepped forward from the group. He looked like he hadn¡¯t had a decent meal in weeks, and his scraggly gray beard could have doubled as a mop. His outfit was a fashion disaster¡ªa pink and black robe so worn out it looked like it had been through a war, paired with a long skirt. I mean, seriously? Did he steal that from a dead sorceress or something? To top it all off, his walking cane was impressive, but it gave off an unsettling vibe, as if it were displacing something, maybe even the air itself. The frizzled werewolf looked at me and spoke with a surprisingly high-pitched yet grizzled voice. ¡°It seems you¡¯ve found yourselves a system user, boy. And they haven¡¯t murdered all of us. Fascinating and rather odd. How very peculiar indeed.¡± He then turned to Wartie and asked, ¡°Boy, did you bring this pudding here?¡± I couldn¡¯t help but feel a sense of unease as I looked into those beady little eyes. However, my black, gooey blood ran cold when I noticed a treasure chest off in the distance, just lying there against the cavern wall. ¡°Yes, Warchief. I tamed it. My pet now.¡± Tamed me? Oh, hell no he didn¡¯t! ¡°Good. Good,¡± the chief chuckled, shaking his head, knowing full well he hadn¡¯t. I suppose the glare I shot at Wartie spoke volumes. ¡°Well, let¡¯s not dawdle about out here like uncivilized monsters. Let¡¯s head back inside.¡± One of the goblins cried out in terror, ¡°But Warchief! That thing ate Gaping!¡± Oh god, why was that goblin¡¯s name Gaping? You know what... I don¡¯t want to know. ¡°Ah, I see. Boy, did you or your new friend start the challenge, or did Gaping?¡± ¡°Gaping, Warchief.¡± The werewolf creature chuckled, ¡°Ah, Gaping. Always did take on more than he could handle. He was eventually going to encounter something too big, even for him. But it was a challenge, so no rules were broken, even if the user ate the corpse.¡± Ah... what? I-I... ugh, never mind. ¡°But Warchief?!¡± ¡°Rules are rules, and if they haven¡¯t been broken, there¡¯s no need to dwell on the matter. Now, Wartie, come with me. We have some pressing questions about these so-called adventurers, and more importantly, for our new system user friend.¡± B01C08 – Welcome to Ockpool I glanced over to where the so-called treasure chest was supposed to be, only to feel a surge of dread when it wasn¡¯t there. I really hate that mimic! Then, the werewolf¡ªor whatever the hell it was¡ªturned and started hobbling away. A twinge of excitement sparked within me as thoughts of the mimic evaporated, replaced by visions of devouring everyone present. However, the realization of the complications with the dungeon core quickly dampened my spirits. My shoulders slumped as I followed the fleabag. I almost hesitated, mentally debating whether to wait for my future snack to catch up. Nah, he¡¯s fine. I¡¯m sure I¡¯ll eat him later¡ªI mean, find him. Yeah¡ªYEAH, I¡¯ll definitely find him later. I was honestly shocked I got away with killing one of their own. They shrugged it off like it was just another Tuesday. Apparently, sticking to their so-called rules¡ªwhatever those might be¡ªmeans smooth sailing¡ªno fuss, no muss. This really got me thinking about how much I could bend these rules before hitting a snag. And considering Wartie¡¯s casual comeback from the dead, it seems they¡¯re not exactly uptight about the whole death thing. ¡°Welcome to Ockpool,¡± the old werewolf finally said, his gaze fixed on me as he hobbled through a shattered gate leading into what could have once been a wondrous city. I¡¯m not exaggerating when I say it looked as though a hurricane had ripped through the place, only after a nuke had gone off¡ªtwice! The area was a pitiful sight. It was clear it had once been glorious, much like Pompeii, if you could discern any grandeur from the ruins that remained. Now, it was reduced to a desolate wasteland of despair and destruction. No, I¡¯m not kidding. Ever seen those photos of the widespread destruction across Europe after World War II? Imagine that level of devastation¡ªwell, minus France. I surrender, wee wee wee! Ugh, I need to rein in my thoughts. This kind of rant might just attract some flak. Honestly, I¡¯d hate to have to surrender my snark and do something outlandish, like apologize. Who does that help, really? No, never apologize¡ªunless it¡¯s dripping with sarcasm¡ªand always double down... with even more sarcasm. Bwahahaha! Hmm¡­ why does the idea of a baguette and a French girl sound like so much fun right now? As I strolled through the streets cluttered with rubble and debris, my mind wandered all over the place, mostly indulging in something as rich and tantalizing as smelly Brie¡ªperhaps reminiscent of an evening with a French girl? I couldn¡¯t help but feel a twinge of disappointment. The few buildings still standing looked as if they might collapse at any moment, and the few denizens I encountered, more akin to roaming monsters, appeared weak and feeble. It almost made me pity them, but that sentiment quickly dissipated. These losers weren¡¯t even worth killing¡ªnot while the system wouldn¡¯t dish out any rewards for it. It felt like being stuck in limbo, surrounded by weaklings who couldn¡¯t muster a decent fight¡ªlike the French! Okay, I get it, I¡¯ve milked that joke dry. Maybe I need a new target. Australia? Nah, they¡¯re basically crazier Floridians¡ªand I like crazy! Crikey! To make matters worse, the absence of a notification after killing Gaping left a shitty taste in my mouth¡ªa serious, loose disappointment. Realizing I had wasted my time pounding, Gaping to death was almost as sickening as the vile taste I secretly savored¡ªnot that I¡¯d publicly admit to relishing eating ass¡ªwait, where was I going with this? If this place was merely a graveyard of feeble monsters offering no rewards, I needed to find that dungeon core, and fast. As we continued walking, I could feel my internal bitchiness stirring. Blake, are you really upset that you lost your reason for committing a massacre? No! I¡¯m upset that there¡¯s no point in a massacre right now¡ªit would be such a waste while the dungeon is down. Yeah, wait now, kill later¡ª Ugh! I really should see a therapist. Maybe Aurelia will let you¡ªI mean, me¡ªcrawl into her lap and vent once I¡¯ve dealt with all of this? Despite my sorrow at losing what could have been a plentiful source of skills, I slunk behind this¡­ Warchief. My movements became more natural and fluid as I navigated the rubble and cobblestones. With every step, his walking cane clinked against the ground, emitting an aura of power that flashed in an array of colors, sparking both intrigue and unease within me. It seemed that either no one else could see the mana as I could, or they were accustomed to it. Watching it was like observing heat waves distort the air around hot asphalt in summer, only with vibrant puffs of colors. ¡°My apologies for our current state,¡± the fleabag of a Warchief said. ¡°We¡¯ve had a few unfortunate encounters with Slaethians recently. Since our dungeon core was stolen, we¡¯ve been unable to rebuild.¡± Who are these Slaethians? Hmm¡­ If I keep the core after I steal it back, could I use it to build my own dungeon for farming skills and levels? ¡°The idea of stealing a dungeon core is a revolting, blasphemous deed, and I pray the old gods will smite those responsible,¡± he continued. Was he reading my mind? ¡°Still, I can¡¯t imagine what vile nation would commit such an act. The ascended have no respect for the balance and order of any of the Moons of V?lusp¨¢. They simply take and murder anyone who opposes their ways as they please,¡± the werewolf paused, glancing back at me with a sheepish look. ¡°Oh, I did not mean to vent. Forgive this old warg. It only pains me to see what our enemies have done to my fellow dungeon denizens.¡± Okay, that¡¯s a lot to unpack. What¡¯s a warg? Did he say ascended? And did he just mention the Moons of V?lusp¨¢? I really am on a moon¡ªaren¡¯t I? That¡¯s so cool! I need to get to the surface and see this for myself. As my thoughts ran rampant once again, I found myself entering what could only be described as the central plaza, now a makeshift gathering pit. It was a chaotic mess of bricks, stones, and rubble piled up to form a seating area. The old werewolf¡ªwarg-thingy¡ªsettled into a particularly cozy-looking stone, his cane clinking as he shifted his weight. Around him gathered an array of humanoid monsters: orcs, trolls, goblins, lizard denizens, I think a tiefling, and several others I couldn¡¯t even begin to classify¡ªtwo looked like giant cockatoos with thumbs. Each one took their seat, eyeing me warily, but I didn¡¯t care. My surprise grew when I noticed two humans in the mix, or at least they appeared human¡ªfor all I knew, they could be body-snatching parasites. I was more than ready for what I assumed to be an interrogation as I found a cozy rock of my own to sit upon. ¡°Not there,¡± the old warg called out, pointing to the center of the circle for me to stand. The Warchief¡¯s gaze bore into me, analyzing my every move as I huffed my way to the center of the pit. I could feel his thoughts forming some kind of twisted conclusion. Yet, I remained stoic, my head held high as I felt some loose tendrils on my body twitching. ¡°Boy,¡± the warg addressed the goblin. ¡°Explain your encounter with the Slaethians. I didn¡¯t have a chance to speak to you before the raid,¡± his tone was questioning and suspicious.Ensure your favorite authors get the support they deserve. Read this novel on Royal Road. There he goes again about these Slaethians. ¡°Yes. Yes! Muddy, my pet. He protected me,¡± Wartie blurted out defensively. ¡°I don¡¯t know what the fuck his little lying ass is talking about.¡± All eyes snapped to me as I crossed my arms. ¡°I¡¯m just pissed I can¡¯t kill all of your dumbasses for any fucking skills with that goddamn dungeon core missing. Seriously, I don¡¯t even know who the fuck these Sluttians are. The only other dickwads I¡¯ve seen with that little green shit stain were the other candidates or user-whatevers that the fucking bloodsuckers tossed down this shithole before me.¡± A long silence dragged on until I realized something. ¡°Wait, did I just say that out loud?¡± My eyes widened. ¡°Holy shit, I fucking did! I motherfucking did say it aloud! Ha! Holy shit!¡± I smiled as my profanity flowed out of me like a bursting goddamn dam. Don¡¯t judge me! I¡¯ve got a lot of swearing to make up for. Surprised by my new method of speech, I reached up with semi-normal-looking hands toward my face, astonished at what I felt. I hadn¡¯t really taken in my appearance since giving it to Gaping. All I had noticed until now was the absence of a mushroom top. And let me tell you, as a girl, I hated having a mushroom top¡ªwait, no, that¡¯s called a muffin top. My bad. Ugh, I keep getting sidetracked with my own narrative. As I patted my face, I felt normal¡ªwell, as normal as you might expect for someone made out of goo and wiggling tendrils. But I had great fake bone structure, as far as I could tell with little experience assessing faces by touch. I pulled my hand back and formed an eyeball within it with amazing ease and control. Closing my two eyes, I opened my newly formed eye within my palm and took a good look at myself. I even gave myself that little Japanese schoolgirl pose with the peace sign out¡ªyou know which one. Anyhow, I wouldn¡¯t say I was cute by any means¡­ No. Not by any means whatsoever. Have you ever watched Nightmare Before Christmas? Remember the moment Oogie Boogie lost his skin, and you saw all the twitching and wiggling bugs? Yeah, now imagine that, but all oily jet black and on a skinny old hag bod with missing dentures. Well, at least I don¡¯t have a muffin top. I pulled my third eye back in and glanced around at the gathering of fantasy monster people who just gazed at me as if stupefied by my words and actions. I couldn¡¯t help it; I needed a good burst of expletives after being silenced for so long. I wasn¡¯t a good girl or anything¡ªI was a vile, vulgar goth chick, and I¡¯d be damned if this reality didn¡¯t hear me roar with some motherfucking swear words! ¡°Hmm¡­ I wonder if that Hopeless Crusader title helped boost all my insight, and that¡¯s why I can suddenly speak?¡± I grumbled quietly to myself as I tapped my lower lip, ignoring the hushed whispers and gasps as the gathering started murmuring, which quickly picked up in tempo until it was a loud ruckus of yelling and shouting. Apparently, mentioning something about being upset over not being able to kill all of them for skills was no-bueno. ¡°Silence!¡± the Warchief bellowed, which sounded rather funny with his voice. I mean, he sort of sounded like Mike Tyson, now that I thought about it. ¡°Let it be known that no one in Ockpool shall lay a hand on the user,¡± he declared, his gaze shifting all around the gathering. ¡°Wartie, if what the user said is true¡ª¡± ¡°Blake,¡± I corrected. ¡°Um, yes. If what Blake said is to be believed, you have much explaining to do, young goblin.¡± I took a peek to my side to find the goblin snack. Wartie nodded as he clutched his pet slime tightly to himself, trying to hide a sob as he stared down at his feet. ¡°Y-yes, C-Chief. I-I may be¡ªhave mistaken. But die me and Doodles did,¡± Wartie stammered before adding, ¡°What¡¯s a user?¡± he asked, glancing up at me with a single raised eyebrow while keeping his face pointed down. ¡°Kill the slaver! Free me! Or just kill me! Please! End my four-decade-long suffering!¡± Doodles cried out, but it appeared I was yet again the only one who could hear the slime cube¡¯s pleas. The warg took a deep breath, seeming to debate whether to lecture the goblin beside me or not. After a long moment, he moved on, deciding it was best to answer the goblin¡¯s question. As for me? I was hung up on the four-decade-long remark from the slime, realizing that the goblin wasn¡¯t a child, just an idiot¡ªI would have used the hard R-word, but even I have my limits. Ah, who am I kidding? No, I don¡¯t. He¡¯s a fucking retard! ¡°A user, or rather, a system user, is an ancient and mostly forgotten form of attaining power, utilizing the system of reality to form magic and gain knowledge and power, much like how we attuned ourselves to the dungeon core,¡± he explained. ¡°It is said it¡¯s the very method the Ascended Gods used to gain their divinity. But enough of that sort of stuff,¡± he added. Only then did I notice all the rapt listeners who seemed to be interested in what he was saying, as if they were just learning about system users. Huh, so I can become a goddess if I complete the quest. Hmm¡­ Options. Options. Become a Dark Champion or Ascend? Yeah, screw those candidates. I¡¯m getting that fucking core! ¡°Warchief, you can¡¯t be serious! That slimy abomination can¡¯t possibly be on a path of ascension! We should just put it out of its misery. Black puddings are among the most unintelligent monsters. Their only usefulness is as waste and filth disposals,¡± a lizard man blurted out, his scaly skin rippling as he spoke. I could feel my pudding body starting to boil with anger. ¡°Who the fuck are you calling unintelligent?¡± I snapped back, feeling my right arm morph into a tentacle as I did. ¡°I mean, I may not be a scholar or anything, but I¡¯m pretty sure you¡¯ll taste like chicken,¡± I added as the lizard took a staggered step back. I really meant that; I was seriously wondering if lizard meat tasted like chicken. Blake, stop it. It¡¯s not like I can take on all of them at once¡­ can I? The old warg let out a low growl and pinched the bridge of his muzzle as he spoke, silencing the lizard¡¯s tirade. ¡°Enough, Redtail! Well, Blake, clearly, you¡¯ve got a sense of humor,¡± he chuckled as if I hadn¡¯t meant what I had just said, which I totally did¡ªlizard sounded delicious! Maybe he was trying to play it off for me or something. You know, lessen the tension. ¡°My apologies if Drake Redtail offended you. We don¡¯t often get users down here¡ªat least not since any of us migrated here after Nyxoria joined the Moons of V?lusp¨¢.¡± ¡°Nyxoria?¡± I muttered. ¡°Ah, yes. That¡¯s the name of this moon, did you not know?¡± he replied, seeming rather confused as he stroked his long beard as if pondering something. ¡°I see,¡± I nodded before asking, ¡°and what do you mean, Nyxoria joined the Moons of V?lusp¨¢?¡± The beard stroking stopped as he stared at me. ¡°All of the known Moons of V?lusp¨¢ aren¡¯t from this reality. All of our home worlds were stolen, ripped to this reality overflowing with magic. How do you not know this?¡± he barely whispered that last part. ¡°Ah, where are my manners?¡± he quickly blurted out as if to change the subject. ¡°I am Warchief Hensley of Ockpool, and all those within this decimated dungeon city are under my protection, as you may have already guessed. Now, to the matter at hand, user. My question is simple: will you retrieve the dungeon core and return it to us, user Blake?¡± For you? Absolutely not! ¡°Sure,¡± I happily nodded. I¡¯ll be doing it for myself, or rather, for that fat-ass quest reward. ¡°Perfect,¡± Warchief Hensley clapped, capturing everyone¡¯s attention, before the hushed whispering turned into another shouting match. ¡°Redtail, why don¡¯t you escort our friend,¡± he suggested, his tone firm yet unmistakably somber. Though difficult to discern through his muzzle, I could swear the old warg¡¯s expression darkened momentarily as he addressed the lizard. ¡°You can¡¯t be serious,¡± Redtail hissed back, incredulity lacing his voice. ¡°That abomination can¡¯t possibly be a system user of legend. It must be some demonic trick!¡± The chief¡¯s response was a low growl. ¡°Our friend here is indeed a user. There¡¯s no trickery at play.¡± ¡°Umm, I hate to interrupt,¡± I really didn¡¯t, ¡°but do you have any more information about system users?¡± The old warg shifted his glare from the lizard man to me, then resumed stroking his beard, seemingly pondering how to respond. ¡°Ah, Blake, you must be a newly acquired user. Are you, perhaps, a Champion?¡± At his words, I noticed the gathering tensed, anger simmering in their stares directed at me. I shrugged, ¡°I¡¯m supposedly a candidate to be some Crone¡¯s Champion, though I never heard of her before,¡± I honestly stated. What was the worst they could do to me without their dungeon core? Turn into sloppy, pus-covered meat, like Gaping? ¡°I see,¡± the warg exhaled slowly, and everyone seemed to relax slightly. ¡°Sadly, not much is known about system users other than they are tied to the Ascended Gods and their Champions. And that is about all that is known. They are a means to gain magic and power, and with all great power comes great challenges.¡± ¡°Wait, was that a parody of a Spider-Man quote?¡± ¡°What does that mean?¡± a voice squeaked from the still-growing crowd. I turned towards the interruption¡¯s source, spotting a spider-looking man among them. ¡°Never mind,¡± I shrugged at Spider-Man, unsure what to take from that awkward moment. ¡°If you¡¯ll truly retrieve the dungeon core for us, user,¡± Warchief Hensley continued, smoothly bypassing the strange interruption, ¡°then you should embark now. Regrettably, the fastest route is through the dungeon itself. Fortunately, most monsters have perished without the core¡¯s influence, but the dungeon bosses might still lurk within their domains. If the Slaethian raiders didn¡¯t take the same path, you¡¯ll likely encounter them as you navigate towards the exit. As I have already mentioned, Redtail will guide you.¡± ¡°I have never agreed to this insanity,¡± Redtail bellowed. I smiled at the thought of encountering a dungeon boss or three¡ªhow often does a girl get an escort out of the dungeon by a walking-snarky-chicken-dinner? My biggest grin came from the thought of all the levels and skills I could gain from the dungeon bosses. The admin note did say I could still get those from the bosses. My only hiccup was if the vampires interfered with my escape. Although, they might be too busy if that fiery cave-in was any indication. ¡°I hope Aurelia¡¯s okay,¡± I mumbled. ¡°I really want to see her again¡ªafter I¡¯m a goddess!¡± I nodded to myself, a manic grin spreading across my face. ¡°Yeah, I¡¯m cool with that. Always gain the high ground in any relationship, I always say¡­¡± I frowned abruptly. ¡°When has any of my relationships ever worked out? I don¡¯t want to talk about it.¡± My eyes darted around, catching all the staring gazes locked on me as I continued grumbling. ¡°Fuck! I¡¯m talking to myself again! Well, at least I didn¡¯t say the chicken dinner part aloud¡­¡± The murmurs around me intensified, but I just shrugged it off, the smile returning as quickly as it had faded. I hummed a little friendly neighborhood web-slinger tune, tapping my still-formed tentacle arm against my thigh¡ªor ankle¡ªin a rhythm only I could hear. ¡°So! When can¡­ we... go¡­¡± My voice trailed off as I spotted a treasure chest with a purple, furry-looking dude perched on top of it. Though he didn¡¯t much matter as I eyed that evil chest. ¡°I think it would be best to depart as soon as possible,¡± the warg stated, while my lizard¡ªmeals-on-tail¡ªescort began hissing a string of slurs and curses. B01C09 - The Drakar My run-in with the dungeon¡¯s denizens¡ªmonsters, or whatever you might call them¡ªwas brief. They seemed eager to push me and my surly lizard escort out of their disaster zone of a city deep within the dungeon¡¯s bowels. Nonetheless, I couldn¡¯t help but revel in my luck. Not only had I secured a guide through the labyrinth of caverns toward freedom, effectively putting a dampener on the vampires¡¯ plan¡ªnot that I have anything against them, especially since Aurelia is one. But I loathe being bound by others¡¯ expectations. I refuse to dance to anyone¡¯s tune. Whoever¡¯s reading my story¡ªthoughts, or shall we say, mad ramblings¡ªright now, what I¡¯m trying to convey is that I¡¯m much happier trekking down a path of self-destruction than being guided by others... minus my current guide, of course. I¡¯m speaking metaphorically... You know what? It doesn¡¯t matter. Just know, I do my own thing, and nobody has a say in it! ¡°Is that so?¡± ¡°I¡¯m ignoring you, strange woman¡¯s voice in my head that¡¯s definitely not my own,¡± I huffed dramatically. Redtail paused his steps ahead of me to glance back, uttering an annoyed, ¡°What?!¡± ¡°Not you, lizard-chicken-dinner. I was chatting up my inner crazy,¡± I flashed a grin that probably didn¡¯t do me any favors. At least, I hope it¡¯s my own inner crazy. No, I don¡¯t¡ª ¡ªYes, I do! ¡°Ugh, I¡¯m losing my mind,¡± I facepalmed, still not wiping away my lovely¡ªokay, creepy¡ªsmile, which still wasn¡¯t doing me any favors. Yet. Hey, it¡¯s not my fault I look like a hideous monster with no teeth¡ªthough, these wiggly tendrils might just make a decent stand-in. The lizard just shook his head in annoyance, stomping ahead of me, clearly unappreciative of the magnificence of my smart mouth¡ªhis loss, obviously. Anyway! Where was I going with all of this before I started hearing voices? I also saw a chance to challenge the dungeon bosses and perhaps absorb a few skills along the way¡ªif any of the bosses were still around. With no dungeon core, there were no respawning bosses. I was dealing with the leftovers, unless that Slutty¡ªSluttian? Slaethian?¡ªraiding party had slain them all on their way out, or the candidates I¡¯m competing against hadn¡¯t gotten to them first. But let¡¯s not overlook the icing on the cake: I had a lizard snack I was saving for later! Could things get any better? A faint sound of scurrying crab legs echoed behind me, abruptly wiping the sadistic grin off my face that had blossomed at the thought of my upcoming feast. I had always preached that you know you¡¯ve hit the big time in any gig¡ªwhether you¡¯re a rock star, a movie icon, or even a half-baked author¡ªthe minute you snag your first stalker. But damn, I now realize how much having your own personal creep can utterly suck! I whipped around, scanning the shadows, but that sneaky, treacherous box of dicks was nowhere to be seen. ¡°Fucking mimic,¡± I hissed under my breath, with enough venom to rival the toxicity of Flint, Michigan. It was so quiet, I might as well have kept it to myself¡ªhonestly, I wasn¡¯t entirely sure if I had said it out loud or just thought it. With an annoyed huff, I stormed off after my later meal, determined to steer clear of that damn mimic. Maybe, just maybe, I¡¯d get lucky and snag a skill from a dungeon boss that actually makes a dent or crack¡ªbecause, fuck knows, none of my current skills do squat. Sure, they¡¯re impressive, stacking up for epic status effects: poisoning, acidic burning, and health-draining slash stealing. A solid backhand from me, and most enemies are toast¡ªnot to mention my miasma cloud brewing all sorts of diseases. But alas, my personal stalker seems immune to all of it. Yay for me... Hmm... I haven¡¯t tried my Silk Webbing skill yet. What¡¯s that going to do? Stick it to a wall... maybe? Oh, yeah, that¡¯ll solve all my problems. Well, if anything, I might be able to snare that bastard mimic chest with my sticky web fluid long enough to make a hasty retreat¡ªaka, run away like a little bitch! ¡°Ugh, Blake, stop talking to yourself,¡± I grumbled. Redtail froze, glancing back with a worried expression before asking the obvious, ¡°Is that normal... talking to yourself like that?¡± ¡°Hmm? Oh, umm¡­ My mother always said it¡¯s only concerning if you answer back,¡± I smiled at him, which, for the third time, did not do me any favors. ¡°I-I see,¡± he replied, tilting his head to the side with narrow eyes before asking, ¡°and do you¡­ answer yourself back?¡± ¡°Nooo?¡± I smiled sheepishly, and for the fourth time, you can guess what happened. My meal, which I¡¯m really, really struggling to save for later, shook his head in what I can only assume was lizard exasperation before facing forward and leading the way once again. Our little distractions had become the norm. Every so often, I heard those creepy skittering sounds following us, prompting me to mutter a string of obscenities while debating my next move. Then I¡¯d argue with myself about how stupid I was being, which always led to lizard-chicken-dinner pausing to give me that concerned stare. Not that it helped¡ªreading lizard facial expressions is like trying to decipher ancient hieroglyphics. Impossible. Like, seriously, impossible! ¡°So, lizard, when will we come across our first boss?¡± I asked after what felt like four hours of walking. ¡°Lizard?¡± he puffed in indignation. ¡°I¡¯m a Drakar, not some common reptile. Though many arrogantly call me a drake, I usually don¡¯t waste my breath correcting their ignorance,¡± he snapped. ¡°As for your question, we have only just departed and haven¡¯t even made it out of the dungeon city¡¯s cavern yet,¡± he hissed, clearly irritated. ¡°Ugh, this is going to take forever,¡± I whined, my shoulders slumping. ¡°I need something to fight and kill!¡± Hmm¡ªwhen have I ever wanted something like that? ¡°I think this body is fucking with my mind¡ªOh, really? No shit, Sherlock!¡± I didn¡¯t bother hiding my inner thoughts as I cackled to myself, the sound echoing off the dungeon walls. ¡°We¡¯ve only been walking for thirty minutes,¡± the scaled dick grumbled, his voice dripping with exasperation as he suddenly quickened his pace. I knew his heavier strides wouldn¡¯t last for long; he¡¯d take a few determined steps then slow right down¡ªbeen the same song and dance for the last four hours. Yeah, I heard what he said about it only thirty minutes, but let¡¯s be real, I trust my sense of time way more than I trust his... Okay, who am I kidding? That¡¯s a total lie. Given my utterly impeccable sense of time¡ªnote the sarcasm¡ªI spent the next six hours amusing myself with Polymorph while tailing the lizard. And yes, I¡¯m still calling him that until the delightful moment I finally get to eat him. I entertained myself by morphing my hand into all sorts of absurdities: three fingers, a claw, tentacles, a perfectly smooth hand, and even a disturbingly gooey one. Oh! And let¡¯s not forget the classic oversized foam finger¡ªyou know, the ones you see at sports games. Yep, I went there, because, let¡¯s face it, I¡¯m obviously number one. I must confess, each transformation became shockingly easier, almost as if I were magically absorbing some deep, subconscious insight into how it all works. Fancy that! Fortunately, fate decided to throw me a bone as we stumbled upon a few decaying corpses of fallen dungeon monsters during our grand tour. So, yeah, I chowed down! While feasting, the system didn¡¯t bother to bless me with any new skills, not even a pathetic little popup. However, it did manage to generously pad my bra. After munching on a few delightful snacks, I shot up to a whopping five foot nine inches, or for those who adore precision, a striking one hundred and sixty-two centimeters¡ªexactly how my metric-obsessed, dearly departed dad from a past life would¡¯ve insisted I report it. Yes, he was a die-hard metric fan, but let¡¯s be real, I juggle between that and imperial, and usually mess up the conversions. Thank god for Google! What, you gonna judge me for the American school system¡¯s spectacular failures? Anyway, he¡¯d probably be over the moon about my sudden growth spurt. What? I was vertically challenged in my past life. I often joke about being short and curvy, but truth be told, I was short and skinny, like board-flat skinny, but hey, let¡¯s keep spinning that tale and see who catches on.You could be reading stolen content. Head to Royal Road for the genuine story. That all being said, I couldn¡¯t help but relish the disgusted contortion on the lizard¡¯s face¡ªmaw¡ªor whatever expression he was trying to pull off when I chowed down on those corpses. They sort of looked like buffalo, only mini pony-sized, and with colorful fluorescent feathers. But oh my, their intestines were beyond delectable! Seriously, they were to die for! I think I just found my favorite cut of meat. I took my sweet time savoring those morsels, slurping them up slowly, just to rub it in at my disgusted spectator. The lizard was absolutely not entertained by my little feast. His loss. Either way, it provided me with a delicious sense of satisfaction to keep him on his scaly toes. The lizard let out a low growl, clearly growing impatient. ¡°What are you waiting for?¡± he snapped. ¡°We need to keep moving if we hope to reach the exit by the end of tomorrow. Hurry up, you damn shit-eating slime!¡± A piece of intestine dropped from my mouth as my head snapped toward the lizard. Ever so slowly, I stood, momentarily forgetting about the savory morsels I had been munching on. I casually approached the meal that had the audacity to call me a shit-eating slime, swaying my hips like a predator stalking its prey. As I neared, I leaned in close and, much to my amusement, discovered he did, in fact, smell just like chicken. My voice dripped with mock curiosity and a hint of menace. ¡°If you weren¡¯t here, how would I go about locating the last remaining dungeon bosses and the exit?¡± He let out an exasperated sigh. ¡°Listen, dimwit, I¡¯m not about to give a cannibalistic shit-eating slime the only leverage I have,¡± he retorted with a smug grin. ¡°I¡¯m well aware the Warchief wants me gone, seeing as I¡¯m his closest competition to become the next Warchief, especially after this disaster with the dungeon core. Even if you kill me and somehow manage to retrieve the core, I¡¯ll simply respawn. No¡ªWarchief Hensley sent me along with you as your guide, a backup plan, just in case you fail.¡± ¡°Hmm... fascinating,¡± I replied, feigning interest. Don¡¯t kill him. Don¡¯t kill him. Don¡¯t kill him! I¡¯m going to kill him. I¡¯m going to kill him. I¡¯m going to kill him! The lizard raised his head, his glare void of shame or fear. ¡°Now, be a good little slime and follow along¡ªhrrrk!¡± His sentence was abruptly cut off as my clenched, gooey fist collided with his mouth! The satisfying symphony of muffled screams and gurgled whimpering filled the air as my arm contorted into a writhing tentacle, slithering deep down his throat. Meanwhile, my other arm reverted to its true form, exploding into a web of inky black goo that ensnared him, trapping him like a helpless fly in my diabolical spiderweb. I should have probably tried Silk Webbing, but this was more of a spur-of-the-moment thing. Oh, the pure ecstasy of watching him squirm and struggle in my grasp! It was a moment of sheer bliss. ¡°Ah, splendid,¡± I said with exaggerated gratitude. ¡°I guess that means I won¡¯t be needing your brilliant guidance anymore. I¡¯ll just find my own way.¡± I laughed as the lizard put up a feeble struggle, which only fueled my twisted delight. The more he resisted, the more my deranged pleasure grew. ¡°Oh, fuck yes! Go deeper, Blake, deeper,¡± I moaned to myself in a perverse display of self-indulgence. I couldn¡¯t discern whether it was my own tremors of delight or the last remnants of life convulsions coursing through his body. Regardless, the sensation was exhilarating. My tentacle arm continued its invasive journey, plunging deeper and deeper into his throat, piercing his stomach, and snaking through his delectable intestines. As with all good things, my enjoyment had to come to an end. I pouted as the frigid air caressed the tip of my tentacle, now poking out the other end. It was then and only then that I activated Corrosive. And with that, it happened¡ªthe unmistakable shudder as the lizard let loose a blood-curdling, muffled scream while my acidic tentacle went to work, burning him from the inside out. The sound continued until he stopped moving, signifying his ultimate surrender¡ªor maybe just the absence of nerves. In any case, as he stopped screaming, I started. A maniacal scream of ecstasy erupted from my toothless mouth, echoing off the stone walls as my prey surrendered entirely to my devouring embrace. I stood there panting with euphoria, my eyes closed as I savored the moment. Maybe, just maybe, I absorbed more than I intended from the succubus... Nah! ¡°Did you hear anything I just said?¡± came a growling voice, catching me by surprise. Cracking my eyes open slowly, I found myself still standing before the lizard, the annoying prick glaring at me. For a moment, I just stared, blinking in confusion. ¡°Um, what?¡± I finally managed, blinking a few more times. Shit, did I just¡­ daydream all of that? I¡­ I think I did. ¡°Well, that was a sight to see. Quite the imagination you¡¯ve got,¡± the woman¡¯s voice in my head chimed in, dripping with unsolicited commentary. By this point, I had grown used to ignoring her. It was just another sign I was losing my mind. ¡°I said,¡± the lizard hissed, pointing at something behind him, ¡°there¡¯s a potential dungeon boss behind those doors over there. So if you¡¯re done with your disgusting meal, we can be on our way.¡± I leaned to the side to peek at where he was pointing, and sure enough, two massive iron-looking doors stood imposingly against the side of a stone structure carved into the cavern wall. It was breathtaking, reminiscent of Petra in Jordan, but with a dark, gothic twist that sent shivers down my slimy spine. The intricate carvings and sheer scale of the architecture were mesmerizing. In any case, it was rather neat¡ªdefinitely a top tourist destination if I had any say in the matter. ¡°The dungeon boss is in there?¡± I asked, knowing it was a pointless question. I was just stalling for time as my mind tried desperately to catch back up to reality and decide whether or not I wanted to act on my fantasies. In the end, I decided against it... for now. After all, retrieving the dungeon core was more important than indulging in a single meal. ¡°A dungeon boss, yes¡ªor rather, there should be, seeing as the doors are closed. If the boss was defeated, they¡¯d be wide open.¡± ¡°Wouldn¡¯t it be the opposite?¡± I questioned, arching an eyebrow. The lizard shook his head in exasperation and started walking toward the massive iron doors. I glanced back at the intestine I had dropped on the ground, picked it up, and ran to catch up to my future meals-on-tail. ¡°So, lizard, what kind of boss is inside?¡± I continued to speak between bites of my delicious snack¡ªthough I use the word bites very loosely. It was more like sticking a piece of not-sausage in my mouth and letting Corrosive dissolve it. Yep, that¡¯s right, I¡¯m using selective targeting of my passive attacks in a generalized region of my body, much like I am with Mana Focus. It¡¯s strange, but using these skills is getting so easy to do, I¡¯m barely putting in any thought to activate them. ¡°The name is Redtail, Drake Redtail,¡± he grumbled, not doing a very good job at hiding his anger. ¡°Didn¡¯t you say you were a dickwad, not a drake?¡± I asked, feigning confusion. ¡°A Drakar, yes,¡± he took a deep breath as if to center himself. ¡°Drake is just my name, Drake Redtail.¡± ¡°Huh, doesn¡¯t that get confusing?¡± ¡°No, most of those within Ockpool I¡¯ve known for over a thousand years,¡± Redtail casually mentioned, causing me to stumble at what he had just dropped. I froze, my mouth hanging open in sheer disbelief. Lizard¡ªor Redtail, I probably should use his name¡ªstopped and turned to look at me, confusion evident on his scaly face. Still-dissolving chunks of, well, let¡¯s call it what it was, intestines, dropped from my slack-jawed mouth as I gaped at him. ¡°A thousand years? Holy shit! How long does your kind live?!¡± He blinked at me this time, clearly confused. ¡°What do you mean? As long as we don¡¯t die in battle, everyone within the Moons of V?lusp¨¢ is immortal. How do you not know this?¡± ¡°Everyone is immortal?¡± I whispered, still in shock, before glancing up at him. ¡°Wait, does that mean I¡¯m immortal?¡± ¡°Y-Yes,¡± he answered, seeming bewildered by my sudden interest in what he probably assumes is basic knowledge. ¡°¡ªWait, what do you mean by don¡¯t die in battle part? I thought you could respawn from death!¡± ¡°By attuning our souls to a dungeon core, we can respawn if slain in battle,¡± Redtail stated, his tone laced with irritation. ¡°However, those outside of dungeons call us monsters for doing so and see us as heretics deserving of destruction.¡± ¡°Yeah, I don¡¯t care about that last part¡ªso nobody dies from old age, huh,¡± I pondered aloud before something dawned on me. ¡°Wait, so why was that werewolf chief so old?¡± ¡°Warchief Hensley¡¯s homeworld was brought to the Moons of V?lusp¨¢ when he was of an elderly age, and he¡¯s stopped aging ever since. And he¡¯s a warg, not a werewolf,¡± he added, chuckling at that last part as if it were some inside joke I didn¡¯t get. My mind should have been on the fact everyone stopped aging when their entire freaking worlds were brought here, but the first thing that came out of my mouth was, ¡°What¡¯s the difference, between a werewolf and a warg?¡± ¡°A werewolf can change shapes; often, the wolf form is what they change into from a number of other races. A warg is just a warg¡ªno changing or shapeshifting is involved.¡± ¡°Huh, okay, but back to this immortality thing and no aging,¡± I paused to collect my thoughts. ¡°Does that mean children stay, you know, children forever?¡± ¡°They stay young, yes, but not as children. I¡¯d say they¡¯re more akin to young adults, though they often retain child-like mindsets,¡± Redtail explained, his frown deepening as he spoke. ¡°However, it¡¯s exceedingly rare for a child to be born within this realm; some blame it on the magic. In any case, each birth is considered a miracle. In the last thousand years, we¡¯ve only had four children born within Ockpool, and that¡¯s considered a high number. In fact, our most recent child, Wartie, was born just five decades ago.¡± ¡°Huh, so that explains why he¡¯s, you know¡­ a little slow.¡± Ugh, am I actually feeling bad for calling him a retard now? ...Nope! ¡°No, no. That¡¯s just a typical goblin trait,¡± Redtail sighed, pausing before the massive iron doors of the boss chamber¡ªor should I say the gothic structure. His gaze hardened as he turned squarely toward me. ¡°Now, I¡¯ve indulged your questions. Will you answer one of mine?¡± ¡°Sure?¡± I replied, my voice oozing mock enthusiasm. He¡¯d actually been surprisingly helpful with my questions¡ªcolor me shocked. I¡¯m still planning to eat him later, but having him not act like a complete jerk was a delightful improvement. So, I guess I was more than willing to entertain a question or two. Redtail took a long breath and finally posed his question, ¡°Are you a Herald?¡± ¡°¡­A what now?¡± I blinked at him, my confusion mounting. ¡°A Forerunning? Vanguard? Harbinger? Sentinel? Pioneer?¡± Redtail¡¯s arms began flailing slightly as he listed the possibilities, growing more animated with each term. ¡°A Precursor? You know, a summoned soul that arrives before one¡¯s homeworld joins the Moons of V?lusp¨¢?¡± ¡°That¡¯s a thing?¡± I asked, my eyebrows shooting up in genuine surprise. ¡°Argh, yes!¡± he exclaimed, his frustration palpable as he threw his hands up in exasperation. ¡°Hmm... Well, I can tell you that my world is not a part of these moons, at least as far as I know, and that my soul was summoned to this reality a few days or weeks ago.¡± I shrugged slightly, trying to seem nonchalant. Probably just a few hours, but let¡¯s not dwell on my poor timekeeping. What? I lose track of time easily, especially when messing around with the system. ¡°So, it¡¯s true,¡± he whispered, his voice tinged with awe and foreboding. ¡°Another convergence is upon us.¡± I was about to ask him what that meant when the iron doors began to creak open, unleashing a long, eerie metal-on-metal screeeech. B01C10 - ETHEREAL HORROR I peeked through the doors as they screeched open. I won¡¯t lie¡ªI was jittery about facing my first boss fight, but the jitteriness was born¡ªor reborn¡ªout of pure excitement. Something was definitely off; I¡¯d never felt like this before waking up in this realm as a monstrous pudding. Sure, I had more than a few screws loose, but actually enjoying fighting, murder, and¡ªlet¡¯s not forget¡ªcannibalism? That was entirely new. Setting aside my insane self-reflection, what lay before me was a massive circular chamber, part chiseled stone and part unfinished cave, adorned with those spiky rock things hanging from the ceiling and matching spikes rising from the ground. It eerily reminded me of the Bat Cave! However, these rocky spike-pillars emitted a soft, gentle glow, bathing the chamber in a pale, ghostly light. What are those spiky rock things called again? I hate it when I can¡¯t remember stuff like this! Ugh, the name¡¯s going to pop into my head at the most annoyingly awkward moment; I just know it. Yep, that¡¯s exactly what¡¯s going to happen. ¡°So, what should I expect in there?¡± I asked. Redtail reached up and scratched the side of his head with a single long reptilian claw, seemingly pondering the same question. ¡°It¡¯s an Ethereal Horror Weaver,¡± he finally answered, his voice tinged with apprehension. ¡°It manifests in any form drawn from the deepest fears buried within your soul, though its true form remains shrouded in mystery. It¡¯s a real terror born from the Realm of Dreams, seeded within the Ethereal Plane. Beyond that, all I know is that it will relentlessly try to terrorize you throughout the fight.¡± ¡°Well, isn¡¯t that lovely,¡± I sighed, wishing I had some kind of fear immunity. However, a smile spread across my face. ¡°Wait¡ªisn¡¯t that just a Boggart?¡± ¡°I¡ªI¡¯ve never heard of that creature before,¡± Redtail paused as if rifling through a mental almanac of monsters. ¡°Well, as long as it doesn¡¯t appear as a creepy clown, I¡¯ll be good,¡± I said with a smile, though in truth, I was dead serious¡ªI really meant that shit! Don¡¯t be a clown! Don¡¯t be a clown! Please, please, please! ¡°Wait!¡± Redtail grabbed my arm just as I took my first step past those imposing iron doors. I glanced down at his hand, which he quickly removed¡ªlucky for him, I hadn¡¯t activated my passive skills. He sucked in several deep breaths, gearing up for either a confession or a breakdown¡ªI couldn¡¯t tell which. It was almost cute, like watching a cow hesitate at the entrance to a slaughterhouse. ¡°We should skip this boss,¡± he blurted out, biting his lower lip as if he¡¯d just confessed his undying love. ¡°What¡ªwhy?¡± ¡°I¡ªI took you here not knowing you were a Precursor,¡± he mumbled, glancing away, his scales darkening with shame. Hey! I¡¯m getting better at reading the gecko¡¯s expressions! I crossed my arms and glared at the big lizard. ¡°Look, I don¡¯t really get all that crap you mentioned about convergence or whatever. Hell, I can¡¯t wrap my head around any of this shit. Magic and skills? It¡¯s nuts, man! Half the time, I¡¯m convinced I¡¯m dead, dreaming away in the hereafter.¡± My eyes narrowed, and my voice dropped to a dangerous whisper. ¡°So, what are you not telling me?¡± Redtail¡¯s shoulders slumped, and he avoided my gaze, his shame wafting off him¡ªno, really! I could smell it. And let me tell you, it was bitter! ¡°I brought you here hoping the boss would kill you, not knowing you were a summoned soul from a world beyond this wretched realm. T-That changes everything.¡± His back straightened, but he still refused to look at me, his voice heavy with shame. ¡°I¡¯m sorry, I really am. This fight is beyond you¡ªit¡¯s a secret dungeon boss that¡¯s undefeated, as far as any of our memories go, and our memories go a long way. That being said, we¡¯ve never had any user dungeon divers before, just the typical cocky denizens from Ockpool trying their luck.¡± Redtail laughed, though the sound was as bitter as his aroma. ¡°System users are the stuff of myths, and according to those myths, these dungeons were designed for your kind. For what, I don¡¯t know, but I can tell you it wasn¡¯t for ascension to false godhood.¡± ¡°Huh, good to know,¡± I said, my voice dripping with sarcasm as the iron doors began screeching shut between us. My future lizard-chicken-dinner¡¯s eyes widened when he finally noticed I was inside the boss chamber. I flashed a wicked grin, feeling a surge of exhilaration. This prick actually thought he could off me¡ªme! The audacity. I wasn¡¯t just going to show him I was a badass; I was going to defeat the undefeated and rack up some seriously badass skills. ¡°What are you doing?¡± Redtail panicked, his voice rising to an almost squeaky tone in desperation. ¡°Hurry, it¡¯s not too late to come back!¡± I continued to smile at him, radiating confidence as I wiggled my black, gooey fingers from my right hand. ¡°I¡¯m fearless. Hear me roar!¡± And with that, the doors shut, cutting off any hope of second-guessing my decision. Shit! Shit! Shit! Blake, what the hell am I doing? No, seriously¡ªthis is so fucking stupid! Wait¡ªwasn¡¯t that roar bit a Cat Woman quote? Great, now I¡¯m channeling my favorite movie villains. Purrrfect! Oh, and I¡¯m talking about Michelle Pfeiffer, Catwoman. Now, that¡¯s a cougar I wouldn¡¯t mind getting my claws into. That said, Zo? Kravitz, meow! ¡°Fuck, I need to calm my thoughts,¡± I breathed in and out. ¡°That¡¯s right, Blake, focus!¡± Taking another deep breath, which, now that I thought about it, was weird¡ªhow the hell was I doing that? I¡¯m sure I¡¯ll circle back to that conundrum a few more times before cracking it. I shrugged it off and scanned the Bat Cave, on the hunt for this Horror Weaver-thing, not really sure what to brace for. I mean, what am I truly, deeply, to-the-soul scared of¡ªmidgets? Nah, probably not¡­ I hope. Ugh, it¡¯s going to be clown midgets, I just fucking know it! And if it¡¯s not, I¡¯d bet a hundred dollars it¡¯ll be something even worse¡ªtheir evil twins: rampaging, pint-sized toddlers! Eek! Just the thought of one of those little bastards calling me ¡®Mommy¡¯ gives me the heebie-jeebies! Still, I couldn¡¯t think of anything that would be so ingrained in my soul, given what the big lizard had said. ¡°It manifests in any form drawn from the deepest fears buried within your soul,¡± was the key takeaway I had gotten from his words. Yes, I was paying attention, believe it or not¡ªwhat else he may have said is a bit muffled, but hey, at least I got the key part, okay! I strolled around a large stalagmite and froze, a sly grin spreading across my face. My memory decided to kick in at the most ridiculous moment¡ªan inside joke only the observant of you would catch. But the laugh died in my throat as my grin vanished. There it was, sitting smack dab in the middle of the cavern¡ªcorrection, boss chamber¡ªa single treasure chest, looking as innocent as a wolf in sheep¡¯s clothing. ¡°Oh, you¡¯ve got to be fucking kidding¡ª¡± ¡°RUN!¡± a man screamed from behind me. I spun around¡ªnot out of fear! Nope, didn¡¯t scare me¡­ not at all¡ªonly to find myself in the middle of a blizzard at night¡ªdeep within a fucking forest? Snow swirled fiercely around me, and in the distance, a fire raged, casting eerie, flickering shadows dancing on the snow. Five men stood before me, dressed like Spartans¡ªor Romans¡ªhell, history was never my strong suit. But they were undeniably from Earth¡¯s past. The strangest part? They didn¡¯t charge at me; they didn¡¯t even seem to notice me. Their eyes were fixed on two figures running through the storm, their expressions predatory. One of the figures was clearly injured¡ªa woman, desperately hobbling as a man¡ªthe one who¡¯d screamed¡ªtried with all his might to carry her along. What the hell is going on? Glancing back to where the treasure chest had been, I found nothing but the dense, snow-coated forest stretching endlessly before me. It became painfully clear that this dungeon boss was playing serious mind games. I turned back to the five soldiers¡ªtwo were drawing their bows. Tears welled up in my eyes as I forced myself to watch the two fleeing figures, listening to the groan of the drawstrings as the archers took aim. I reached up to wipe away a tear trickling down my cold cheek, only to freeze when I noticed it wasn¡¯t the black, gooey hand I¡¯d expected. Instead, it was a pale white hand attached to a tattooed arm¡ªadorned with flames, tentacles, and My Little Pony unicorns... don¡¯t judge me! It was my old arm, from before I woke up in this nightmare realm of monsters and magic. Glancing down, I found I was back to my old self: a short, blue-eyed, skinny, pierced, washboard-chested goth girl with pale skin, and shoulder-length hair dyed half black and green down the center, concealing my natural red. Oh, and let¡¯s not forget the black t-shirt emblazoned with ¡°I Decapitate Teddy Bears¡± paired with a short plaid skirt adorned with a few chains¡ªmaybe a bit overboard for a twenty-three-year-old, but that¡¯s exactly why I loved it so much! The twang of a bowstring as an arrow was released snapped my attention back to the present. An inexplicable weight settled in my chest, a sense of loss and despair that I couldn¡¯t quite place. The other three soldiers charged, their swords gleaming and their shouts piercing the cold air. Yet, amidst the chaos, all I could focus on was a haunting feeling that something irreplaceable was slipping away. I watched in horror as the arrow sailed into the back of the woman the man was carrying. With a sickening thwack, it pierced through her, protruding grotesquely from her chest. She dropped to her knees; involuntarily, I mirrored her action, transfixed by the brutal scene. The woman turned to the man, her eyes wide with shock, tears glimmering like diamonds as they fell. As each tear dropped, I felt a piece of me crumble away. ¡°Aislinn!¡± the man cried out. Much to my confused sorrow, he was powerless to help her as all five soldiers closed in around him, taunting him as they poked and prodded with their swords. Blood gushed from shallow wounds, mingling with the snow, as their cruel laughter echoed in the cold air. He fought desperately, but it was in vain. I felt a profound sense of helplessness and loss along with his own, amplified by the haunting realization that, for the first time since waking as a monster, I couldn¡¯t understand the language they were speaking¡ªLatin? It sounded like it. The unfamiliar, taunting words only deepened my sense of confusion and despair. Suddenly, a sixth soldier emerged from the trees amidst the whirlwind of snow, a forbidding shadow cast upon him as the flames behind him created an ominous darkness. His presence added to the overwhelming sense of dread, a dark figure that seemed to embody the hopelessness of the scene. Unable to handle any more, I screamed and lunged from my knees, my fist raised as I dashed at him with all I had. My fist swung through nothingness, as though he weren¡¯t even there, causing me to lose my balance and stumble face-first into a snowbank.Enjoying this book? Seek out the original to ensure the author gets credit. Pulling myself out of the snow, I watched, mortified, as the sixth soldier approached the woman. My heart pounded wildly in my chest as I took in the scene. A cold dread washed over me, paralyzing me with a mix of fear and anger. From my new vantage, I finally got a good look at her. She was about my age, early twenties, with fair freckled skin, long blonde hair, and green eyes that shined like emeralds. She was the most beautiful thing I¡¯d ever seen, and I couldn¡¯t pull my tear-streaked eyes away. The soldier loomed over her as she stared defiantly from her knees, acceptance etched on her face, a bloodied arrow protruding from her chest. The soldier pushed her with a brutal force that toppled her onto her back, violently snapping the arrow lodged in her chest. A ghastly cough of blood erupted from her lips as her body shuddered under the pain. Rage boiled within me, unbridled and savage, as I watched the man mount her, tearing and clawing at her clothes in a frenzied violation. Meanwhile, the five others ceased their cruel taunts and began to mercilessly hack at the man who had been with her, their swords slicing through the air with a chilling finality. Each strike felt as though it was chopping away at a piece of me. Tears streamed down my face, a cascade of helplessness and horror, as I screamed, powerless to intervene. My heart was torn with confusion¡ªwhy did this agony grip me so intensely? These people were strangers from a distant ancient past, yet the anguish I felt was as piercing as if I had known them all my life. A visceral, primal fear surged through my veins, a deep-seated pain that gnawed at me as if a piece of my soul were being torn away, a sensation I could neither understand nor articulate. In her final moments, amidst the chaos and the carnage, Aislinn¡¯s eyes met mine. With a strength that belied her agony, she whispered, her voice a haunting echo of a bond I didn¡¯t understand, ¡°I shall find you in the life beyond, my dearest love.¡±
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE Fear Status Detected [SD] Dread Status Detected [SD] Sorrow Status Detected [SD] Resist Status: No Immunity [Inactive] Affliction: Soul Fracture Effects Applied:
  • Emotional Volatility: Increases unpredictability in behavior and reactions.
  • Weakened Resolve: Lowers perseverance and resistance to negative influences.
  • Dulled Senses: Slows reaction times and diminishes sensory awareness.
  • Diminished Willpower: Impairs focus and task persistence, reducing performance.
  • Heightened Sensitivity: Boosts susceptibility to other mental negative effects.
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My mind was too numb to comprehend the floating system display before me as I stared into Aislinn¡¯s eyes. I watched the light fade from them as she let go of this world and set her sights on the next, leaving me behind¡ªfeeling forever alone and broken. And yet, I couldn¡¯t explain why I felt this way; I didn¡¯t know her. This had to be some twisted mind fuckery, a hallucination, but it felt so real, so piercing, that I couldn¡¯t tear my pained gaze away. ¡°Snap out of it!¡± A distant, almost familiar woman¡¯s voice repeatedly screamed into my mind. Still, it sounded as though it had come from another world. I was submerged in a sea of grief, my eyes fixed on Aislinn¡¯s lifeless form as the soldiers desecrated her with barbaric glee. Her cold, lifeless eyes locked onto mine, a haunting mirror of the brutality her corpse was enduring. ¡°WAKE UP! I¡¯ve got too much invested in you to die here¡ªnot yet! It¡¯s too soon!¡± Behind me, the snow whispered under slow, measured footsteps, reminiscent of a wolf stalking an injured deer through a silent forest. Yet, I paid it no mind, transfixed on the horrifying scene unfolding before me. Tears continued streaming down my face, each one marking the unexplained emotional turmoil that fractured my soul with each passing moment.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE AdminSystemOverride Admin:\Magic>Login_ System Access Granted [SAG] Loading Modules¡­ Configuration Complete. Initializing NEW Character Skills¡­ NEW Data Accepted. Reinitializing NEW Character Data¡­ _ V:\SkillUpdate NEW Immunity Skills Initializing: > [Fear] > [Dread] > [Sorrow] V:\>
In a single blink, I found myself staring at the empty space where Aislinn had been. All around me was a blend of chiseled stone and raw cavern, illuminated by the dull glow of stalactites hanging from the ceiling and stalagmites rising toward them from the ground. The fog that had clouded my mind began to evaporate with each blink, but regrettably, the emotional memory of the pain lingered like a scar I wouldn¡¯t soon forget. Glancing down, I saw that I was back in my black gooey humanoid-ish form. Suddenly, the sound of feet against stone echoed behind me. I spun around, instinctively launching my arm forward. It morphed into a long tentacle, reacting with a combat reflex I hadn¡¯t known I possessed, and wrapped around the most unusual creature I had yet encountered. ¡°What in the fuck are you?¡± I leaned my head back, giving the scene in front of me the full dramatic effect it deserved. There, looking like a rejected sketch from an artist¡¯s pad, was a dark gray figure resembling a wisp of a bald, nude man. His features? Barely human, more like lazy suggestions than anything solid. And by wisp, I mean he¡ªor it, since there wasn¡¯t anything particular to note in the nether regions¡ªwas as skeletally thin and almost translucent, kind of like a bad special effect, flickering on the edge of reality. Watching it writhe, claw, and belt out a horrifyingly raspy scream in a futile bid for freedom, I couldn¡¯t help but relish in its pathetic physical weakness and frailty. Really, this thing almost broke my mind? ¡ªWell, maybe more than ¡®almost.¡¯ ¡°So, you¡¯re an Ethereal Horror Weaver?¡± I asked, smiling at the flailing, snarling creature. ¡°ARRRGH!¡± was its only reply. I shrugged and activated all three of my passive attacks, adding a bit of Blight for good measure. The snarls and growls became high-pitched shrieks as the creature¡¯s flailing became more desperate and vicious. However, its frenzy quickly dwindled until, at last, the expected system notification flashed before my eyes.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE BattleResult Enemy Defeated Dungeon Boss: [Ethereal Horror Weaver] Level Up! Level Up! Level Up! Level Up! Level Up! Current Level: 21 Level Milestone Achieved [LMA] Unlocked 6 Skill Points Next Milestone at Level: 25 _ Initiate [Absorb] on [Ethereal Horror Weaver]? > YES > NO V:\>
¡°Hmm¡­ No new Racial Skill, but six new skill points? Well, aren¡¯t you a generous little milestone gift,¡± I muttered with a smirk, pleased to see that system notifications still worked on dungeon bosses, even if the rest of the monsters did absolutely zilch. Hey! That should bring me up to a grand total of ten skill points, if my dodgy math checks out¡ªdon¡¯t judge, math was never my strong suit! As I looked over the notification, my mind wandered back to everything that had happened during that fight, especially that voice¡ªthe one I could have sworn was just my imagination. But the more I replayed the memories, the fuzzier they became. Even the system notifications I got during the fight had vanished when I checked the system page to verify what had happened. ¡°Had I imagined it all?¡± The pain of remembering Aislinn¡¯s eyes on me as she died felt piercingly real and continued to ache within me. Despite my efforts, I couldn¡¯t erase that haunting image from my mind. ¡°It wasn¡¯t real, Blake. It wasn¡¯t real,¡± I repeated, shaking my arms as if trying to fling away the bad thoughts¡ªit didn¡¯t work. Needing a change of thought, I mentally clicked yes on the Absorb option.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE SkillUpdate [Absorb] [Ethereal Horror Weaver] Successful New Selectable Skills Available: - [Ethereal Awakening] - [Ethereal Mist] - [Fear Harvest] - [Terror¡¯s Infusion] V:\>
A fleeting smile flashed across my face before a frown bulldozed it away. ¡°Where the fuck is that Soul Fracture shit?¡± I snapped. Seems I remember a tad more than I let on, but let¡¯s be honest¡ªit¡¯s still a hot mess up there. Grumbling a string of obscenities, I pulled up my new skill options.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE SkillDetails [Fear Harvest] Description: Absorbs the ambient terror of those around, converting their fear into mana. The greater their fear, the more mana is regenerated, empowering your abilities further. Status: Inactive Type: Spell Activation: Passive Select [Fear Harvest]? > YES > NO _ [Ethereal Awakening] Description: Grants the ability to transition your soul between the Metaphysical and Ethereal planes, and reach into the Realm of Dreams. Caution advised to maintain metaphysical form to avoid becoming lost in the Ethereal. Status: Inactive Type: Ability Activation: Cast Select [Ethereal Awakening]? > YES > NO _ [Ethereal Mist] Description: Temporarily transforms your physical form into mist by shifting between the Metaphysical and Ethereal planes, enabling evasion of attacks and stealthy approaches to unsuspecting prey. Status: Inactive Type: Ability Activation: Cast Select [Ethereal Mist]? > YES > NO _ [Terror¡¯s Infusion] Description: Passively imbues all your abilities with the essence of fear, causing each skill to instill terror in your foes, disrupting their actions and making them more vulnerable to further fear effects. Status: Inactive Type: Spell Activation: Passive Select [Terror¡¯s Infusion]? > YES > NO V:\>
¡°Well, out of all of them, I¡¯ve got to say, that Fear Harvest looks the most tempting,¡± I muttered to myself. ¡°You don¡¯t need it,¡± a feminine voice in my head replied. I might have jumped and peed a little at the sound¡ªwait, do I even pee? Anyway, I spun around, not expecting to actually find anyone. But hey, a girl¡¯s got to check, right? ¡°Um, hello?¡± I called out into the apparent nothingness. The words just hung there in the cavern, and much to my growing annoyance, there was no reply. Crossing my arms and huffing, I reluctantly took the advice of the voice in my head, passing up Fear Harvest for now. What? You wouldn¡¯t listen to the voices in your head? I certainly would¡ªif they made sense¡­ not that this one had. I mostly knew how I wanted to spend my six skill points; I was just torn between two skills, Fear and Terror¡¯s Infusion. Fear unleashed its own separate aura of insanity on others¡¯ nerves, while Terror¡¯s Infusion seemed to do the same but didn¡¯t broadcast it as an aura; it infused all my other skills with terror. The kicker? Terror Infusion was a passive skill, and I was honestly starting to lean towards passives over casting skills. Not that Blight was a bad thing, but come on, I was doing some serious skill stacking with passives. And seriously, who puts a cap on awesomeness? Not this system, apparently. So, with utter delight, I hummed a little tune and started clicking on skills. Terror¡¯s Infusion¡ªbecause, let¡¯s face it, terror is my new perfume. Astral Insight¡ªbecause, come on, insights stack as well. Ethereal Mist, because yeah, shifting between planes? Fuck yeah! And Necrotic Flame, since I needed a ranged offensive spell besides Blight. Then, the next choice was more indulgence than practicality, but hey, who doesn¡¯t want to walk on walls? So, Spider Walk it was. Last but not least, Ethereal Awakening. Why? I¡¯m not sure; it felt like something was pulling me in that direction¡ªlet¡¯s just call it a gut feeling or an insightful nudge. As the skills toggled to active, I suddenly snapped back to that dark, snow-covered forest. A moment of panic tried to grip me, but really, there was no room for dread or fear¡ªnot even a smidgen of sorrow. Maybe a whisper of apprehension, but who¡¯s counting? Not me! I¡¯m scared of nada... Ha. Ha. Ha. In my typical denial mode, I scoped out the area. No soldiers, no Aislinn, despite my intense eye-sweep of the place. Curious, I stepped forward and spotted a meadow through the trees. It teased me, opening up into what looked like a never-ending sprint towards a spring day¡ªseriously, not a speck of snow. And what¡¯s that on the hill? A quaint little cottage puffing out smoke like it¡¯s brewing a witch¡¯s potion or something. Real cute. I blinked, and just like that, back in the Bat Cave. ¡°Okay, maybe listening to that gut feeling was as good an idea as socks with sandals,¡± I muttered as I eyed my new skills, especially that Ethereal Awakening. Feeling done with this place, I decided it was time to make my exit. However, just a few steps toward the iron doors, I spotted a treasure chest sitting smack in the middle of the chamber. Now, this could be an actual reward for defeating the boss, or¡ªand hear me out¡ªit could be one of those damn mimic chests. I eyed it with distrust, deciding I wanted absolutely nothing to do with it, and continued on my way to the doors, whistling a little smug tune to myself. My thoughts drifted to a particular vampire as my hands reached up to push open the two imposing iron doors. I froze, suddenly wondering if I was crying again. But no tears came; this monster shed none. Still, there I remained.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE CharacterStatus Name: Blake Race: Black Pudding Class: Monster Level: 21 Titles: - [Hopeless Crusader] Racial Skills: - [Absorb] - [Arcane Insight] - [Corrosive] - [Polymorph] - [Thermal] Spells: - [Astral Insight] - [Blight] - [Life Drain] - [Mana Focus] - [Necrotic Flame] - [Terror¡¯s Infusion] Abilities: - [Ethereal Awakening] - [Ethereal Mist] - [Silk Webbing] - [Spider Walk] - [Venomous] Vulnerabilities: - [Fire] - [Holy] Immunities: - [Acid] - [Darkness] - [Disease] - [Dread] - [Fear] - [Poison] - [Sorrow] Unique Traits: - [Polyglot] - [Oracle] Selectable Skills: - [Dull Corrode] - [Fear Harvest] - [Fear] - [Paralysis] - [Spirit Vessel] - [Spores] - [Stellar Void] V:\>
B01C11 - Ethereal Awakening I was still standing before the exit of the boss chamber, the massive doors firmly sealed, waiting to be thrown open. My mind was a total circus¡ªthoughts, fears (not that I¡¯d ever admit to them¡ªso much for that Fear immunity), and that damn scene spinning around like a wild carousel. I knew it was just the lingering effects of the weaver¡¯s head games; it had to be. But why did it feel like a punch to the clit? It¡¯s a bitter pill to swallow, but here¡¯s the truth bomb: my childhood wasn¡¯t exactly a sob story. Sure, my stepdad could win an award for World¡¯s Biggest Ass, and maybe my mom was a bit absent. Oh, and yeah, I lost my dad young, but don¡¯t go crafting some dark, twisted villain origin story for me. No creepy uncles, no chains in the basement¡ªshocker, right? I guess I popped out of the womb with a restless spirit, always chasing the next big thing, holding onto the hope that maybe, just maybe, the grass was greener on the other side. Spoiler alert: it wasn¡¯t. I¡¯ve jumped in and out of more beds than I care to count, always on the hunt for something more¡ªanything to fill that gaping void, pun totally intended. It¡¯s always felt like something was off, like there¡¯s a piece missing inside me¡ªmaybe it¡¯s a crack in my soul, or heck, maybe there was never anything there to begin with. Shaking off thoughts that seemed even more unhinged than my usual brand of crazy¡ªand trust me, that¡¯s setting the bar pretty high¡ªI noticed the status page still glaring at me. There were three new immunities listed that I only vaguely remembered acquiring; it was all such a blur that the details had slipped through my grasp. However, my eyes were inexplicably drawn to Ethereal Awakening, as if it were some kind of lifeline or forbidden fruit. I let out a huff, half laughter, half despair, and hit cast. Why the hell not? Something in my bones screamed that I needed to know more. Scratch that¡ªI was starving for more! As quickly as I could blink my eyes¡ªwait, did I even need to blink? I knew I didn¡¯t need to breathe (or so I suspected). Yet here I was, huffing like a high-maintenance bride who didn¡¯t get the cake she wanted¡ªI do that a lot when I¡¯m anxious, not that I¡¯m admitting to any nerves. Nope. Not me. Still, it really made me wonder how much of Polymorph was just my subconscious pulling the strings. But let¡¯s be real, now wasn¡¯t the time to dive into an existential crisis or ponder the mechanics of my shapeshifting. I glanced around, finding myself back in the snowy, eerily picturesque winter wonderland of the forest. It was still night, and the fire that once roared in the background had dwindled to smoldering embers. Their glow cast eerie shadows across the snow, mingling with the wind-swept flakes to create a hauntingly desolate landscape. No sign of the soldiers remained, only two bodies lying in the crimson-stained snow. I approached with unsteady steps, my heart inexplicably heavy as I passed the man and knelt beside the woman¡ªAislinn, as the corpse beside her had shouted during the fray. Her lifeless eyes seemed to hold mine, sparking a wave of sadness I couldn¡¯t explain. With a trembling hand, I brushed back her hair, startled to find myself in the form of my past life, tattoos and all. I quickly shoved that thought aside. What felt even stranger was the touch of her soft, cold skin against my fingers, making this place seem far more real than last time. And suddenly, I found myself in tears once more¡ªthat was starting to get really annoying! ¡°Who are you?¡± I whispered gently, not understanding why my voice was thick with emotion and why this stranger¡¯s lifeless face would tug so sharply at something deep within me. It seemed my new immunities to Fear, Dread, and Sorrow didn¡¯t do squat against the natural versions of them. Ugh, that¡¯s such bullshit! ¡°He¡¯s still breathing,¡± someone hissed from behind me. I spun around to find three figures clad in patched-together fur rags standing over the man I had thought was dead. ¡°Bloody Romans,¡± one cursed under their breath. ¡°Do you recognize him?¡± another asked, their voice tight with concern. ¡°He¡¯s one of the Iceni, but I can¡¯t place his name,¡± the third replied. ¡°We should get him back to Queen Boudicca.¡± ¡°I don¡¯t think he¡¯ll survive the journey,¡± the second murmured skeptically. ¡°We have to try,¡± the first insisted, their tone firm with resolve. ¡°What about the girl?¡± ¡°Her soul has gone off with the spirits. We need to bandage his wounds and move quickly before the Romans find us.¡± There I stood, an unseen presence, eyebrows raised, as I watched the three men strip the man, exposing his brutal wounds in a desperate hope of saving him¡ªbut even I knew he was doomed. Their eyes darted around, vigilant and expecting trouble at any moment. I glanced down at Aislinn¡¯s lifeless form. Oddly, the scene before me began to blur, the figures dissolving into the encroaching shadows. ¡°Shit, he¡¯s stopped breathing!¡± the closest one shouted, panic tinging his voice. ¡°Damnit, he¡¯s not going to make it.¡± The darkness thickened, swallowing the details of the scene until only the forest remained. ¡°He¡¯s dead,¡± was the last thing I heard as the shadows retreated, leaving me utterly alone. I glanced down to where Aislinn¡¯s corpse had been, but there was nothing. Confused, I stepped further into the forest, hoping to uncover more of this elusive scene, desperate to see what came next, to learn why it affected me so deeply. ¡°I wouldn¡¯t go any further into the woods, dear,¡± a voice called out from behind me. By the way, I was seriously getting tired of that happening. I turned to find an elderly woman staring at me, a pronounced hunch in her twisted back. Her skin was like parchment, one eye clouded and milky, giving her the look of a withered hag. Yet, despite her frail and ancient appearance, the forest seemed to bend around her, the trees almost leaning in as if paying homage. Her tattered black dress fluttered in the breeze, adding to the aura of quiet power she exuded.This text was taken from Royal Road. Help the author by reading the original version there. ¡°Why not?¡± I asked curiously, unable to tear my eyes away from her. ¡°There¡¯s nothing but old nightmares that will haunt your soul the further you go.¡± ¡°Old nightmares?¡± ¡°Things better left unknown, dear,¡± she replied with a kind yet sad smile, devoid of any deception or malice. ¡°That being said, I¡¯m very curious how you found your way here.¡± ¡°I used a skill called Ethereal Awakening.¡± ¡°Fascinating, that¡¯s an Ethereal Horror Weaver¡¯s ability. Though, I do not sense any of them having perished within the Ethereal Plane,¡± she tilted her head as if verifying what she just stated. ¡°I¡ªI fought it in a dungeon,¡± I answered, feeling surprisingly self-conscious. I couldn¡¯t say why; I¡¯ve never hesitated to speak my mind or tell off a boomer when needed, but I liked this old hag for the oddest reason I couldn¡¯t explain. ¡°Oh, well, that explains a great deal. Still, I haven¡¯t seen one of your kind here in so, so very long,¡± she stared at me with that clouded eye as if she were looking at my very soul. ¡°So very long,¡± she all but whispered. ¡°Um, okay? What is this place?¡± I asked, unsure what to make of that. ¡°And what was it that I just witnessed?¡± I added, trying to collect my thoughts. ¡°Just think of this part of the forest and all you¡¯ve seen as a bad dream, deeply rooted in your very soul, dear. That said, it seems your time here is about to come to an end,¡± she said with a kind yet pained smile. As she spoke, the trees moved around her, shading her as she disappeared into the shadows of the forest. ¡°I¡¯m sorry I don¡¯t have time to tell you more, but you¡¯re wanted elsewhere,¡± her voice echoed from nowhere and yet everywhere. I turned, sensing something immensely beyond my comprehension behind me, and yet, I could only feel a bit disgruntled at everyone sneaking up on me like it was some cosmic prank. ¡°There you are,¡± the¡ªat times, third¡ªvoice in my head chimed in, sounding both annoyed and condescending. My eyes landed on a translucent woman¡¯s hand made of swirling soft blue mist with flickers of pink vapor, reaching out of nothingness. ¡°I have need of you, my Hopeless Crusader,¡± she continued in that smug tone, you know, the one Karens use to address those they find beneath them. ¡°Time to wake up and grow¡ªquickly, if you are to be of any use. My patience only goes so far if I¡¯m to take advantage of what¡¯s already started. Complete your task, and ascension shall be yours.¡± And then, much to my annoyance and surprise, she flicked me in the forehead, sending me tumbling onto my ass. ¡°Ouch!¡± I reached up with a gooey black hand, rubbing my forehead. ¡°What the fuck, you bitch,¡± I swore as I glared up, only to find the imposing iron doors of the Bat Cave before me. ¡°No time to dwell on old memories of a past you¡¯ll never remember,¡± she said, her tone dripping with condescension, which only added to my confusion. But what came next really pissed me off.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE AdminSystemOverride Admin:\Magic>Login_ System Access Granted [SAG] USER_Skills_Override. Deleting: [Ethereal Awakening] Reconfiguring... Data Accepted. Skill Deleted. Reinitializing Character Skills... Used Skill Point Returned. _ V:\ActivateSpell_Override [Stellar Void] Description: Summon a pocket dimension by tearing through the veil into the void, creating an ephemeral space between realities where the normal laws of physics are suspended. Status: Inactive Type: Unique Activation: Cast [Stellar Void] is now set as an active-cast. V:\>
¡°You¡¯ve got to be shitting me! What the actual fuck is this?¡± I yelled into the air, hands on my hips. Now, knowing without a doubt that the voice I¡¯d often heard in my head wasn¡¯t just a sign of mental illness¡ªthough, let¡¯s be real, that didn¡¯t mean there wasn¡¯t any. I now knew who it was: an admin, this Magic bitch. ¡°I don¡¯t consent!¡± I screamed, throwing my arms up and adding an exaggerated eye roll for emphasis. Silence. No snarky comeback, no omnipotent retort. Just me, sitting on my ass in the boss chamber, glaring at the closed exit. Or was I alone? In my righteous tirade, I¡¯d overlooked one tiny, inconvenient detail. I glanced down at my waist and spotted a long, pink, tongue-like tentacle wrapping around me. What the hell? I twisted around to find the treasure chest from the center of the room, now wide open, revealing rows of sharp teeth. ¡°Oh, you¡¯ve got to be¡ª¡± Its tongue yanked me off my ass, cutting my bitching short as it dragged me toward its gaping maw. ~ Redtail paced in front of the boss chamber¡¯s massive iron doors, his steps heavy with growing worry. Doubts about the slime¡¯s survival clawed relentlessly at his conscience. Initially, he had wished for its demise¡ªit seemed far-fetched that some mythical system user from legend would swoop in to save them all. But this slime wasn¡¯t just any system user; it was a Precursor, a herald to a world that hadn¡¯t yet joined the Moons of V?lusp¨¢. That reality he couldn¡¯t ignore, especially after witnessing his own homeworld¡¯s dramatic convergence with this damnable realm. Now, the stakes were entirely different. The slime needed to survive, not for itself, nor even for his own sake in retrieving the dungeon core, but for its people. As Drake Redtail continued his anxious pacing, the weight of guilt increasingly pressed down on his shoulders. He was many things, but he would not doom an entire race¡ªeven if they were all slimes¡ªby letting their Precursor perish. The guilt from his earlier intentions mixed with a growing sense of urgency, deepening the lines of worry etched into his drakaran face. Redtail jumped, scales almost shaking loose, as the two doors burst open! A wave of green flames, tinged with flickers of purple, surged from the chamber, forcing him to stumble back. The force and suddenness knocked him off his feet, sending him sprawling to the cold stone floor to narrowly avoid the inferno. Though the flames came perilously close, they radiated no heat; instead, a chilling wave of death mana emanated from the fire. Gazing into the chamber, he saw a dark, feminine figure approaching. Initially, he had dismissed her as an it¡ªa mere slime¡ªbut now she appeared more elven-like, albeit without the majestic pointy ears, her features instead bearing the rounded simplicity akin to dwarfs and hyumans. Yet, she retained her slick, shiny black exterior, giving her a menacing aura as she walked unscathed through what could only be necrotic fire, emerging from the doorway like a dark goddess reborn. Swallowing his fear, Redtail managed to ask the obvious, ¡°I take it you won?¡± Her response came with a glare that could curdle blood, her haunting, glowing orange eyes pinning him like an insect. ¡°I. Fucking. Hate. Mimics!¡± she growled furiously. ¡°Please tell me that¡¯s the last of those fuckers in this dungeon!¡± ¡°S-Sadly, no. This dungeon teems with them, though most should have perished when the dungeon core was removed. But a few of the stronger ones might still linger,¡± Redtail replied, each word cautious, his body tensing for any backlash. ¡°Fuck!¡± she exploded, then quickly regained composure. ¡°It¡¯s fine, Blake. Yeah, it¡¯s fine. No, it¡¯s not fine! Yes, it is, I said it is, so it¡¯s fine,¡± she muttered to herself, a bizarre self-reassurance that made Redtail edge away, only to freeze at her next command. ¡°I need something to beat the shit out of,¡± she hissed. ¡°Lizard! Where¡¯s the next boss? I¡¯d prefer something that doesn¡¯t mess with my head! I just want a clean fistfight.¡± Redtail blinked, processing her demands. ¡°Umm¡ªwouldn¡¯t it be best to guide you to the dungeon exit?¡± ¡°Boss!¡± she snapped impatiently. ¡°The Red Toad should be a straightforward brawl, but it¡¯s closer to the entrance.¡± ¡°Don¡¯t care, take me now!¡± ¡°Y-Yes,¡± Redtail stammered, nodding eagerly yet fearfully as he clambered back to his feet. C01B12 - Showtime! We¡¯re not going to talk about what happened; that¡¯s final! Those teeth. I haven¡¯t been penetrated that much since... well, let¡¯s just say it¡¯s private! Ugh, fine! Yes, that damn mimic turned me into a personal chew toy, and once again, none of my passive attacks did jack shit! Not even infused with Fear from Terror¡¯s Infusion. It wasn¡¯t until I cast Necrotic Flame that the treasure chest spat me out. With utter glee, I bathed everything within the chamber in green necrotic flames¡ªI might have been cackling like a maniac, but so what? A girl¡¯s gotta vent somehow! That said, I¡¯m pretty sure I figured something out during that little encounter. I don¡¯t think Terror¡¯s Infusion works if the spell it¡¯s attached to doesn¡¯t work against my foe. Like, let¡¯s say they¡¯re immune to Blight¡ªthen no bonus Fear is added. But if I set them alight? Well, let¡¯s just say the terrorized screams from that mimic chest were music to my ears¡ªalthough that could have also been from pain, so further testing is needed. Not that it¡¯s world-shattering knowledge either way. But hey, neither was the discovery that the Earth was round¡ªdespite my stepdad¡¯s adorably delusional insistence to the contrary. Pfft, and he always said I was the nutjob! Yes, it¡¯s round¡ªI know, world-shattering, huh? Am I contradicting myself? Who cares, it¡¯s still a deliciously fun¡ªI mean, irrefutably true¡ªfact to toss at those looney cultists and conspiracy theorists! But let¡¯s be honest, trying to convince the inconvincible of anything, especially that they¡¯re not the center of the universe¡ªboomers, am I right?¡ªis a lost cause. Oh, and just for kicks, Biden won! What? I said it. We all knew I was going to get book-banned, so why not jump in with both feet, waving my pink and blue pride flag all the way! Bwahahaha! Um, where was I going with all of this wall breaking again? Hmm¡­ I suppose it doesn¡¯t matter, but isn¡¯t it just a blast to stir the pot sometimes? Some folks just want to watch the world burn. Me? I used to get a kick out of pitting people against each other and watching the chaos unfold from a safe distance. But times change, and so have I. Now, I prefer to be up close and personal, doing the slaughtering myself. It¡¯s just more... satisfying. Oh! Oh! And yummy. Wait¡ªdoes that mean I¡¯ve given up on being a range-casting sorceress? Nah, I¡¯ve still got range spells. It just means I¡¯m really starting to enjoy the thrill of the up-close and personal. Adds a bit more... flair, don¡¯t you¡ªI¡ªthink? ¡°We¡¯re here,¡± Redtail uttered, snapping me out of my internal delusions¡ªor musings, thoughts? Whatever you call them. I glanced around, finding myself before another set of iron doors, eerily similar to the last. I didn¡¯t bother thanking Redtail; why thank your food, right? It¡¯s not like farmers thank the chickens before dinner... or do they? If my mind wasn¡¯t so adept at dodging the stuff that actually mattered, I might actually freak out about those lifeless eyes that keep haunting me. Seriously, I¡¯ve reincarnated¡ªor been summoned into¡ªa sadistic, murderous cannibal, and yet, a random hallucination of a dead woman I never even knew is gnawing at me, right down to the core. Hence, this overwhelming urge to punch something! Ugh, and what was with that old lady in the woods¡ªEthereal Plane? Realm of Dreams? Tomato, tomahto? That¡¯s another mystery I need to unravel. By the way, I¡¯m still utterly, fuming pissed at that admin bitch for taking away my skill that lets me¡ªor my consciousness¡ªvisit that place. Like, what¡¯s the big deal? Why can¡¯t I go there? ¡°Cunt,¡± I swore under my breath. ¡°Excuse me?¡± Redtail blinked, apparently catching my muttered vent. ¡°Hmm? Oh, not you, a different cunt,¡± I flashed a quick smile as I shoved open the iron doors and strode into the next boss chamber. All I really wanted was a clean fight. Well, I was okay with using dirty tricks, but I desperately needed to rip something¡ªor someone¡ªlimb from limb as they screamed in agony. I might¡¯ve considered my lizard-chicken-dinner for the role, but he was still somewhat useful. The boss chamber was quite similar to the last one, which¡ªcome on¡ªwas totally lame! You¡¯d think whoever designed this place would¡¯ve had a bit more imagination. But despite the obvious lack of originality, I strode into Bat Cave 2.0, scanning for this chamber¡¯s boss. I peeked around a few stalagmites¡ªlet¡¯s be honest, if a boss could actually hide behind those spiky decorations, they wouldn¡¯t be much fun to fight, would they? I heard a gurgled laugh from behind, prompting an exasperated sigh. ¡°Really?¡± I grumbled aloud. Does everyone have to sneak up on me like this? I spun around as the iron doors slammed shut, the echo of a gurgled laugh, vaguely reminiscent of a ribbit, filling the air. Looking up, I caught sight of my opponent on a ledge above the doorway, sporting what could pass for a smirk¡ªif toads could smirk. ¡°Playtime,¡± I declared, my grin as wide as it was toothless. The monstrous crimson toad, poised to pounce, was decked out in a bizarre ensemble: a grotesque cleaver, longer than I was tall, and a heavy-duty shield that seemed ripped straight from a Snyder film¡ªyou know, the one with all those nearly naked Spartan guys. I¡¯m pretty sure that gloriously homoerotic movie was Snyder¡¯s way of hinting he¡¯s one of us. One of us! One of us! Oops¡ªsorry, I got distracted there! Anyway, back to the toad: His scant attire was completed by a minimal loincloth and leather straps crisscrossing his massive belly and chest, which alone made a sumo wrestler look trim. And let¡¯s be real, no spray-on abs for this guy! A whimsical desire for dual-wielding skills tickled my mind, though I had no real interest in sword arts. No, my current ambition was singular¡ªto hear this toad¡¯s screams! With that all in mind, a thought tickled at the back of mine. It was what the admin¡ªMagic, or whatever her bitch-ass name was¡ªhad said: ¡°Time to wake up and grow¡ªquickly, if you are to be of any use.¡± After she deleted my Ethereal Awakening skill, I suppose you could say my trust in her plummeted¡ªnot that I had any to begin with. Yet, annoying as it was, she was right about one thing¡ªI did need to grow. I needed to not only get stronger, but I needed to thrive! I won¡¯t lie; a piece of me was second-guessing my decisions¡­ That primitive drive for mere survival, something from my old human days, feels more like a chain than a charm. And to be honest, every second this soul¡¯s stuck in this wacky body, my humanity¡¯s taking the back seat¡ªlike way, way back. Hell, I barely recognize myself in the mirror anymore¡ªmetaphorically, or would that be literally?If you encounter this narrative on Amazon, note that it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it. Sorry, had to clarify that last part since there¡¯s always that one person who¡¯ll point out, ¡°She¡¯s not in her original body, so of course she doesn¡¯t recognize herself.¡± Yeah, I may have said that in a condescending, nasally tone. Not that I miss the old me too much! A sigh escaped, but let¡¯s be clear¡ªit wasn¡¯t from any sappy nostalgia. No, this whole gig isn¡¯t about just scraping by or mourning my oh-so-tragic loss of humanity. This is about leveling up, about becoming the kind of nightmare that sends shivers down even Magic¡¯s spine. Forget clinging to humanity¡ªI¡¯m here to thrive as something gloriously monstrous! It¡¯s high time I evolved, blossomed into a force so formidable, even the admin would think twice before messing with me! The toad hesitated, his eyes catching the sadistic grin stretching unnaturally across my face, dark and demonic in its glee. For a fleeting moment, doubt flickered in his eyes, quickly replaced by a surge of anger at his own hesitation. With a mighty croak, he lunged, his grotesque cleaver arching through the air with lethal intent. A wicked thrill of adrenaline surged through me, both alien and absolutely exhilarating. Down came the toad, cleaver swinging with the finesse of a sledgehammer at a tea party. Yet, in that heart-stopping moment, my usually dodgy instincts sharpened like a gossip¡¯s tongue at a scandal. I sidestepped with unexpected grace, dodging death by a hair¡ªliterally¡ªwith a smug smirk plastered across my face. The chamber trembled as the toad¡¯s cleaver sank into the stone, shredding a trio of stalagmites that had the misfortune of being in the way¡ªoh, and slicing through some of my tentacles that I¡¯d been rocking as a hairdo. Did they look good? Hell yes, they did! Time hiccupped¡ªus both locked in an adrenaline-fueled standoff. I watched in dismay (my fabulous hair!) as he proudly chuckled in glee as my hair squirmed on the ground, dissolving into a dark, sinister puddle. The toad¡¯s laughter boomed, grating on my nerves like a busted chainsaw on a quiet Sunday¡ªutterly infuriating. And just when I thought his obnoxious cackling couldn¡¯t get any worse, I realized he hadn¡¯t just given me a drastic haircut¡ªhe¡¯d taken my arm, too. Fantastic. Because obviously, what¡¯s a day in my life without a little dismemberment? ¡°That¡¯s it¡ªit¡¯s showtime, you wart-covered dick!¡± I snapped, my frown now a full-blown grin as I unleashed Blight. A sinister wave of black miasma erupted, coiling around the toad¡¯s cleaver and left arm like a dark secret just begging to be whispered. My spell was a nightmare come to life, birthing pus-filled blisters across his flesh faster than juicy rumors at a high school reunion. Yeah¡­ I¡¯m on a roll with all these gossip and rumor metaphors today. His triumphal ribbits morphed into howls of sheer agony as the infection ate through his flesh, forcing his grip to slacken until the cleaver clattered to the ground. He staggered back, a pitiful sight, now just a sad, one-armed joke still clutching his colossal shield. His left arm hung uselessly, oozing a vile mix of pus and blood from the countless sores¡ªlike a horror scene gone viral in the worst possible way. He let out a sound¡ªa cross between a primal roar and the world¡¯s saddest ribbit¡ªand charged, shield raised like a battering ram. Me? Caught in the spectacle of his misery, I was too slow to react. He hit me like a freight train, my form splattering across the cavern wall in a display grotesque enough to make a splatter painter jealous. As my Rorschach-like remains grotesquely slid down the wall, pooling on the floor, I began pulling myself together¡ªliterally. Eight spidery, squid-like limbs sprouted from my back, crafting an image straight out of a horror artist¡¯s fever dream... or like me when I¡¯m on mushrooms. And no, I¡¯m not admitting to narrating this epic tale while under their influence. Nope. Not even a microdose... Oh, shut up! Fine, maybe I¡¯m a tad high while spinning this tale! That does it¡ªI¡¯m pissed! Reacting to my rage, the new limbs on my back snapped to attention, ready for my subliminal commands as if they¡¯d been with me since the beginning. ¡°Call me, Mistress Octopussy!¡± I bellowed, my voice echoing off the cavern walls. ¡°¡ªWait, no, that¡¯s a terrible name.¡± But the toad, unimpressed and undeterred by my quip, launched himself at me again. He landed with a wet, sickening squelch, the force of the impact reverberating through the chamber. This was definitely not the hero moment I¡¯d envisioned. Trapped under his shield, my reformation stuttered, only a few tendrils sneaking out. My lofty plans for domination had devolved into a desperate, sticky scramble for survival. Great! Just great! I internally groaned a string of curses, realizing too late that I¡¯d forgotten to toggle my passive skills. Yeah, getting distracted by that admin nonsense tends to have that effect. Convenient timing, Blake. I need to focus on what I¡¯m doing and let go of my bitching about what happened in that dream place. As soon as I flicked my passives back on, things got wicked fast. My eight new limbs weren¡¯t just for show¡ªthey wrapped around the shield and shot straight for him, tightly coiling around whatever they could grasp as if they had minds of their own, letting my passive skills do their delightful dance of doom. The toad shrieked like he was auditioning for a horror flick¡ªyou know, the one where pus and blood earn you an Oscar. Yeah, I think he¡¯s nailed the role. In a fit of panic, and much to my piss-stained surprise, he flung the shield upward. Big mistake¡­ for me! Each of my limbs that had lovingly embraced the boss toad was cruelly severed, leaving bits of me still stubbornly clinging to him. Meanwhile, the rest of me¡ªstill attached to the shield¡ªshot up like a cannonball, smashing into the chamber¡¯s ceiling with a splat as stalactites rained down. In the throes of excruciating pain, the toad¡¯s mouth gaped open, releasing a bellowing, fearful cry that echoed off the chamber walls. My fragmented remnants burrowed into his hide with ruthless abandon, fueled by a Corrosive hatred and Venomous fury with a splash of Terror¡¯s Infusion mixed in. As far as Life Drain went, who the hell knows? It¡¯s not like I had a health bar showing me what was up. But hey, those tentacles still attached to him weren¡¯t dissolving into useless goop, so maybe they were feeding off him? Amidst his tormented cries, I stared down at him, noting the absence of teeth within his cavernous maw. In a display that might have seemed almost pitiful in a different circumstance, the toad raised its arms heavenward as if in a futile plea for divine intervention. Yet, the only entity above him was not a merciful deity, but me! At this moment, a deliciously wicked and deviously brilliant idea sprouted in my mind. I could almost hear myself cackling aloud. Oh, Blake, that¡¯s evil! With devious timing, I released my hold on the shield embedded in the ceiling. I gave Ethereal Mist a go, plunging straight down into the toad¡¯s gaping maw, unseen and unnoticed, filling its screaming abyss with my horrifying presence. There wasn¡¯t a loud boom, bang, or even a splash as I landed. Honestly, I looked like falling bird shit splattering in his open mouth¡ªif bird shit could be halfway between realms for a brief moment. Still, I seized the opportunity, snapping back out of my temporary¡ªtemporal?¡ªmist form, and quickly slithered down his gullet. My form seeped into every nook and cranny, leaving a trail of destruction in my wake. The toad¡¯s cries of pain were abruptly cut off as his vocal cords were among the first things my form dissolved, spreading poison like a malicious whisper through his insides. Surprisingly, the more surface I covered, the better I felt, as though the torn pieces were filling back in. I supposed it was Life Drain at work, knitting me back together even as I ripped him apart from the inside¡ªand let¡¯s be honest, this wasn¡¯t the first time I did that to a man. Suddenly, a crushing pain enveloped me. The toad had managed to reach into his mouth and grab hold of the remaining part of me that hadn¡¯t yet infiltrated his lungs and stomach¡ªor had he turned his stomach inside out? Frogs and toads can do that, right? In desperation, I decided to cast what I had always dismissed as a useless spell¡ªSilk Webbing. Why not? It¡¯s not like things could get worse. Oh, shut up! They can get worse. To my dismay, the spell didn¡¯t project out in long strands of webbing or at a great distance¡ªso, yeah, no web swinging in my future¡ªbut instead seemed to multiply in copious amounts within the confines of the toad¡¯s mouth. Much to my surprise, that was exactly what I needed, as it spread everywhere. Frantically, I kept casting, coating every inch of the creature¡¯s maw, stalling for precious time as my passives did their work. I¡¯m not leaving without a souvenir! I tried desperately to cling to a lung. Regrettably, I had underestimated the toad¡¯s resolve. Turns out, it¡¯s easier to tear a slime monster in half than to dislodge a lung. The next scream that echoed through the chamber was my own. With a cruel jerk, the toad succeeded in bisecting me. Just great! Torn apart by a glorified frog! My consciousness echoed my scream of agony, but soon, that too began to fade. I frantically activated Blight and Necrotic Flame in my last moments as my world spiraled into darkness¡ªinto a rabbit hole of lost dreams. Thankfully, like any concussion I¡¯ve sustained, the darkness quickly receded. What? I¡¯ve always been a bit of a fighter¡­ Anyway, I blinked, finding everything much brighter. Glancing around, I noticed I was lying in a snow-covered forest on a beautiful sunny day. ¡°Welcome back, dear. We never did get to finish our little talk, now did we?¡± B01C13 - Past Nightmares ¡°Welcome back, dear,¡± the familiar elderly woman spoke, her voice enveloping me like a warm blanket. ¡°We never did finish our little chat, did we?¡± I propped myself up, brushing snowflakes off my I Decapitate Teddy Bears t-shirt. As I scanned the forest, my gaze inevitably met hers¡ªher eyes, one as clear as frost, the other milky and unnerving, pierced not just the tough psycho-bitch facade I show the world¡ªyou included¡ªbut the very essence of my soul. In that moment, I realized she wasn¡¯t looking at me, but at the scared, broken little girl I had hidden even from myself. It¡¯s not that someone hurt me; I was simply born this way, as if a part of me was always missing. I tried to look away, yet found myself utterly ensnared, unable to break the connection. ¡°Am I dead or hallucinating? How am I back here?¡± I asked. ¡°That admin bit¡ª¡± I paused, biting back a swear word in front of her for some reason I couldn¡¯t quite pinpoint, and doubted it would last. ¡°¡ªshe deleted Ethereal Awakening from my skills, so how am I here?¡± ¡°Oh, that little detail, dear,¡± she chuckled. ¡°That skill only showed you the path, but the Realm of Dreams is open to all who know how to find their way. You just need to close your eyes and drift off to find your way here.¡± ¡°Or get knocked the fuck out,¡± I muttered. Ha! See, the no-swearing didn¡¯t last long at all! Ugh! Why does it feel like I¡¯m in front of my grandma or perhaps a cool old auntie? You know, the kind who doesn¡¯t have a bowl of ten-year-old butterscotch candies melted together in the living room. ¡°Who... are you?¡± were the next and only words I could find, emerging as nothing more than a whisper. She smiled, though pain shadowed the gesture. ¡°I¡¯m just an ancient relic, dear, mostly forgotten. Yet, I do my best to look after the forgotten and their dreams, and to keep this old place from collapsing,¡± she gestured broadly at the surrounding forest. I followed her gesture, gazing at the trees and the shadows they cast, which seemed deeper against the clear blue sky overhead. The forest felt all the more imposing, hinting at mysteries far beyond the snow-caked branches. My mind swirled with the memory of what I had witnessed, the image of that woman¡¯s lifeless eyes haunting me anew with each recollection. Yet, it was something else she had mentioned before that now rose to my lips. ¡°What did you mean when you said it¡¯s been so very long since you last saw someone like me here?¡± There was a pause as the old woman reached up to tap her withered lips with a long, bony finger, searching for the right words. ¡°Just what I said, dear. You are the first of your kind to visit the ethereal in so very long. But!¡±¡ªshe held out that same finger¡ª¡°That doesn¡¯t mean you are the first of your kind I¡¯ve seen recently,¡± she smiled, her expression suggesting that this revelation should hold significant meaning for me. It didn¡¯t. If I had to guess, this old hag had probably seen one of the others I was supposedly competing against to become some lame Champion. No big revelation there! She might have also seen others summoned from Earth, or perhaps she was referring to black puddings? Either way, it didn¡¯t really matter to me. No, my thoughts were still consumed by that woman, Aislinn, whom I had seen here, her lifeless gaze continuing to haunt me. As if merely thinking it summoned the sound, I heard it again, ¡°RUN!¡± that same man bellowed from behind me. I turned to find him and her, running. Only now, I found myself paying more attention to the situation, more captivated than ever. The Ethereal Horror Weaver wasn¡¯t messing with me¡ªthis was me wanting to see more, to learn more. Details I had missed before stood out sharply: how Aislinn¡¯s leg was broken, how she leaned against the man for support, and¡­ how she protectively cradled her stomach. ¡°That¡¯s enough torturing yourself, dear,¡± the hag remarked, and suddenly the scene evaporated away. ¡°No!¡± I gasped, lunging toward where the nightmare had lingered, ignoring the hag¡¯s warning. As I ventured deeper into the woods, the forest morphed around me, transforming into a desolate sandy beach. A lone figure, a Japanese man dressed like a peasant or beggar from a distant past, staggered under the moonlight, his movements erratic and filled with despair. Collapsing to his knees, he drew a rusted dagger, its blade catching the moon¡¯s gleam. With a guttural cry, he drove it deep into his abdomen, his face contorted in agony as blood soaked the sand. The scene dimmed, swallowed by darkness, echoing the finality of death. Abruptly, a new horror unfolded: a woman, bound to a stake in some medieval village square amidst a jeering crowd. Their faces twisted with hate as they hurled rotten vegetables at her. Tomatoes burst against her tear-streaked face, cabbage leaves sticking to her hair. As the pyre at her feet was set ablaze, her screams cut through the clamor, a soul-shattering sound that pierced the air until the flames enveloped her, and her cries were stifled by the thick smoke of her own burning flesh. Darkness crept in once more, snuffing out the scene. Scene after gruesome scene unfolded before me¡ªmen and women from different eras from Earth¡¯s past, each condemned to die, each death more harrowing than the last. They died alone, betrayed, or were viciously executed for being outcasts, but more often than not, they met their end by their own hands. I was engulfed in their agony, each death resonating through me as if I were suffering alongside them, yet I could not fathom why. A haunting sense persisted that something vital had been missing from their lives, something that had eternally alienated them from those around them. ¡°That¡¯s enough, dear,¡± the hag kindly warned, pulling me back to the present moment. I turned to face her, my cheeks slick with tears, expecting to confront the familiar visage of an aged hag. Instead, I was met by the unexpectedly youthful and beautiful appearance of a woman in her late thirties. Her smile, warm yet shadowed by an unmistakable trace of sorrow, seemed to beckon my soul. As she enveloped me in a deep, nurturing hug, a deluge of pent-up emotions burst forth. It was as if the dams within me had shattered, releasing the accumulated grief and memories of a hundred lifetimes. I clung to her, sobbing uncontrollably into her shoulder, each tear washing away fragments of the profound anguish that had weighed so heavily upon my soul. ¡°W-What was all of that?¡± I mumbled into the crook of her shoulder. ¡°They were all you¡ªpast lives, playing out like a cruel nightmare,¡± she revealed. ¡°Past... Past lives? Like reincarnation?¡± I stuttered, my voice trembling with disbelief. ¡°So¡ªso, am I fated to suffer?¡± I cried out, the weight of the revelation crushing me. ¡°No, dear. There were good lives, too,¡± she soothed. I lifted my gaze, finding the landscape transformed once again. Clutching her tightly, I braced myself for another nightmare, ready to feel the suffering as though I were living it anew. Yet, out of all the horrors I had just witnessed, this was the first scene where I didn¡¯t feel the anguish of watching someone endure a lonely and sad existence only to die alone. It was from a far earlier time than any other era I had witnessed¡ªperhaps ancient Egypt or even Babylon? It featured an elderly couple embracing in love and happily holding each other¡¯s hands. It seemed they had lived a wonderfully loving life together. Unlike the previous scenes, there were no signs of being outcasts, no traces of despair or depression. Instead, they were surrounded by loved ones, their children, and grandchildren all present. Together, the couple gradually closed their eyes, and the scene faded away as they serenely let go of life.The tale has been taken without authorization; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident. A few more similar scenes unfolded, each marked by tranquility rather than tragedy. What they had in common was striking¡ªthey all stemmed from the distant, ancient pasts, predating that fateful moment in the snow-covered forest. That¡¯s when it all hit me: there was a convergence moment, a turning point where my fate had shifted towards endless suffering and despair, living life after life in hopelessness as an outcast. The scene shifted back to Aislinn lying on the ground, her lifeless gaze returning to haunt me. ¡°Who was she?¡± I whispered. ¡°I can¡¯t say for sure without meddling around in your soul, and that¡¯s far too harmful to attempt,¡± she replied, pulling back from me to gently brush the tears from my face. That wasn¡¯t the answer I wanted to hear. I didn¡¯t understand what she meant by meddling with my soul; my mind was a fog of sorrow and grief, struggling to comprehend much else. Yet, I pressed on with a different question, ¡°Who¡­ are you?¡± A soft, gentle smile crossed her face as she finally answered, ¡°My name is¡ª¡± ¡°Dusk, what did I say?¡± a familiar voice that set my nerves on edge called out from within the forest. ¡°It¡¯s Duskara,¡± she sighed. ¡°She found her own way here. I had no part in it,¡± she called back to the woods, her voice tinged with frustration. ¡°But I don¡¯t see how that matters. I had a claim to her first.¡± ¡°Claim?¡± I growled, stepping back from her, feeling instantly betrayed. ¡°No, not¡ª¡± Duskara began, reaching out toward me. But her words were cut off as laughter echoed through the forest, a sound both enchanting and eerie. Suddenly, a nude figure materialized as if woven from the very essence of mana. Her skin was a shimmering tapestry of blue vapor, adorned with swirling wisps of iridescent pink that flickered in and out of existence like phantoms. Her hair cascaded in a vibrant cascade of predominantly pink, interspersed with streaks of celestial blue, flowing around her like a nebula. However, it was her eyes that truly captivated and unnerved: they glowed a brilliant, intense pink, radiating an otherworldly light that seemed to pierce through the veil of reality. ¡°Magic,¡± I hissed. ¡°Little girl,¡± she replied, her voice flat and unamused. ¡°If you want your due reward, do as I tasked you and retrieve that core! Now, wake up and remember nothing,¡± she scowled. ¡°And Dusk, stay away from her.¡± With a dismissive flick of her wrist, Magic snapped her fingers. In an instant, it was as though I had awakened from a long, disorienting dream. No longer human, I had reverted to my true slime form, now merely a puddle of goo in the center of the boss chamber, surrounded by a dizzying three-hundred-degree view. ¡°Great, just what I needed,¡± I groaned, hastily morphing a set of eyes to quell the vertigo¡ªall while still remaining a puddle. But before I could fully grasp this abrupt return to consciousness, a flashing system notice cut in, demanding my immediate attention with an urgency that brooked no delay.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE BattleResult Enemy Defeated Dungeon Boss: [Toad Barbarian] Level Up! Level Up! Level Up! Level Up! Current Level: 25 Level Milestone Achieved [LMA] Unlocked Immunity: [Sleep] Next Milestone at Level: 30 _ Initiate [Absorb] on [Toad Barbarian]? > YES > NO V:\>
I was still waking up as I glanced over the notification, feeling as if I were shedding the remnants of a stubborn dream. Like most dreams, the details were already fading into a murky haze. Yet, the persistent buzz of a system notification acted like a cold splash of water, forcefully yanking me back to reality. Without that incessant nagging, I¡¯d probably be utterly adrift. As my vision cleared, it revealed a scene straight out of a low-budget horror film. There I was, nonchalantly oozing through the remains of our dearly departed Toadinator. The fight had cost me an arm and... well, much more. I really need to gather my scattered pieces to reabsorb them. Devouring the leftovers proved unexpectedly delightful, momentarily erasing all recollections of the recent chaos¡ªlike an irrelevant dream clouding my fantastic reality. The melee was a crude reminder: in this world, it wasn¡¯t about survival of the fittest but evolution through excessive violence. The price was exorbitant, paid in blood, guts, and the occasional lost limb. Just another day at the office. I closed my eyes as the fragments of my dream¡ªor was it a nightmare?¡ªplayed in my head. I languidly stretched out, savoring the remnants of what had been a dream where I was a monster brimming with power and ruthlessness, utterly devoid of mercy... Suddenly, my eyes snapped back open, taking in the unfamiliar surroundings with shock. Instinctively, a set of arms emerged from my puddled body, each hand cradling an eye, while the rest of me remained a sticky black puddle on the floor. I looked like a snail emerging from a tar pit, my eyes darting independently in their sockets. Holy shit! I was startled as my snail-like eyes briefly crossed paths, revealing glowing orange orbs. Halting my impromptu eyeball juggling¡ªI mean, examination¡ªI redirected my attention to the room. I was inside a large, circular stone chamber with not one, but two exits. Wasn¡¯t there just one before? I remembered being knocked out during the battle. Thankfully, I think it was the combination of Blight and Necrotic Flame that finished the Toadinator off. I glanced back at the notification and mentally clicked yes to activate Absorb.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE SkillUpdate [Absorb] [Toad Barbarian] Successful New Selectable Skills Available: - [Burst] - [Fortress] - [Leap] - [Shield Proficiency] V:\>
¡°Shit yeah, four new skills,¡± I gurgled out from my puddle form. Ugh... These new skills seem tailored for physical combat, but what I truly crave is pure magical might¡ªthe kind of overwhelming firepower that leaves nothing but ashes in its wake. Still, I¡¯m loving my passives. I¡¯d also kill for some more skill points because, as it stands, these new skills feel utterly useless without the points to unlock them. ¡°Well, I suppose there¡¯s a silver lining in all of this,¡± I grumbled, my voice tinged with resignation. ¡°At least I don¡¯t have to waste any points on acquiring sleep immunity. Small victory, I suppose.¡± That being said, in the back of my mind, there lingered a nagging suspicion about the benefits of gaining immunity to Sleep. Could it mean no need for sleep at all, and more importantly, no more dreams? As that thought began to fade¡ªalmost as if someone or something outside my control was steering my thoughts away¡ªI turned my attention to the description of my new skills.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE SkillDetails [Burst] Description: Propel oneself at tremendous speed in a specified direction for a short burst. Status: Inactive Type: Ability Activation: Cast Select [Burst]? > YES > NO _ [Fortress] Description: Fortify your defenses. Status: Inactive Type: Ability Activation: Cast Select [Fortress]? > YES > NO _ [Leap] Description: Propel oneself upward in a specified direction. Status: Inactive Type: Ability Activation: Cast Select [Leap]? > YES > NO _ [Shield Proficiency] Description: The passive knowledge to proficiently guard against incoming attacks. Status: Inactive Type: Ability Activation: Passive Select [Shield Proficiency]? > YES > NO V:\>
I had to admit, acquiring skills was addictively thrilling, even if I lacked the skill points to unlock them all. I¡¯d have to check with the lizard how many dungeon bosses were left before I could exit this dungeon. There was a pressing need to hurry and retrieve that core¡ªthough I wasn¡¯t quite sure why, the urge was undeniable. Yet, I resisted the impulse; no, I wanted more skills first. Where else could I acquire them? Ah, the candidates were also system users, ripe for the picking. A chuckle bubbled up from my liquid form. Oh, those poor little candidates won¡¯t know what hit ¡¯em. However, despite my internal musings, there was a nagging sense that something was seriously off. Deep in my subconscious, something was broken. Only the faintest recollection of that dream would surface when I wasn¡¯t actively thinking about it, as if a spell or barrier had been slapped over my brain. It was like trying to recall a song¡¯s lyrics when you only remember the annoying jingle. Ugh, what the hell is going on with me? B01C14 - CREEPY CUTE As I lay there, a black, slick, and gooey slug-like pool, I indulged in a thorough review of my skills, meticulously analyzing every facet. I was piling on passive attacks like a true badass, and oh, let¡¯s not overlook my pair of oh-so-sweet offensive spells, perfect for some ranged havoc. Yet, the deeper I delved, the clearer it became¡ªI had barely scratched the surface of my true potential. Frustratingly, the remaining bosses were my only shot at new skills with the dungeon core gone. Luckily, I had snagged a snack¡ªI mean, a guide¡ªto track them down. Wait a damn minute! There were also five other system users lurking around¡­ Honestly, I couldn¡¯t care less about the whole candidate champion farce. Oh, and considering the cave-in that blocked my previous escape route¡ªer, entrance¡ªthat whole contest seemed like a total bust. But skills? My hunger for them was insatiable. Skills, skills, skills! Here, candidates, candidates! Come out wherever you are! Yeah, I probably should chase down the core, but let¡¯s be real¡ªthose Slaethians, or whatever they call themselves, totally trashed an entire dungeon city teeming with people, creatures, monsters, or whatever the hell they want to identify as. So, what was I supposed to do against them in my current state? Not a chance! I needed more skills. You might think it¡¯s all about leveling up, but from what I¡¯ve seen, levels don¡¯t do squat except unlock new skills and skill slots. It feels more like a twisted Battlepass from video games than a real leveling system¡ªI just hope there isn¡¯t some hidden fee to unlock the whole shebang. No, seriously though, I don¡¯t feel like I¡¯m getting any stronger with each level¡ªnot even a tick in mana. It would probably help if I could see my stats, but nope, there¡¯s nothing to analyze; no visible indicators of any increase. The only real boosts I¡¯m finding come from my skills. Then there are my dreams; the more I try to pin them down, the fuzzier they get. I have this niggling memory of a kind elderly lady and some chick from the Blue Man Group bitching at me to get off my ass and chase down the dungeon core. Then there¡¯s this shadowy figure, but all I see when I shut my eyes are those lifeless eyes¡ªhaunting, pulling at me as if they¡¯re screaming for me to find them again. I mean, can a girl get a hint here? I just wish I could unravel what it all means. It¡¯s maddening, like someone¡¯s having a field day wrapping my memories in a pink and blue fog. Ugh, it¡¯s so annoying how dreams can be such a hassle to remember! And it totally sucks to think I might¡¯ve cracked some epic mystery, like unlocking the meaning of life, only to have it vanish the moment I wake up. Do you know what will make me feel better? Murdering someone? Yep! I chuckled at my own little inner dialogue. Okay, fine! Yes, I joke about developing a split personality, but do I actually have one? No¡ªof course not¡ªyet. I just enjoy reveling in the crazy when I¡¯m all alone with no one else to chat with. Judge me if you will; I don¡¯t care! Anyway¡­ my Toadinator meal was long gone¡ªoh, and yes, that was a nod to the Baconator. Mmm, mmm, mmm! All I had left to do was reform my body back into something resembling human¡ªonly, as an arm slowly began to emerge from my puddle, I noticed a thin film of silk mixing into the form. It was the same silk I had used in the toad¡¯s mouth, now coating my hand like it was a glove... or... skin... I repositioned my eyes onto the palms of my hands, which were the only parts with any form protruding from my goo puddle¡ªaside from the first arm that was covered with the silk film. At that moment, I must have looked like a snail or slug with its eyestalks emerging from a pool of liquid¡ªor I would have, if not for the fact that it was technically three arms. As bizarre as it appeared, having two arms with eyes on them provided me with a perfect close-up view of the silk clinging to the first arm. As amusing as I might have looked, I declared it Mighty Polymorphing Time¡ªyou know, time to gather myself and morph back into a more recognizable form. Honestly, that little catchphrase sounded way cooler in my head. Anyway, where was I? Oh, right! Frankly, I was growing tired of resembling a horror movie monster, and as I eyed that silk, a brilliant idea struck me on how to resolve that little dilemma. I retracted my outstretched arms into the liquid pool that was me and deactivated Mana Focus. Taking a moment, I visualized my desired appearance in exquisite detail. With the image firmly anchored in my mind, I channeled my subconscious desire into Polymorph, feeling a surge of power as I ascended from my goop. Every fiber of my being stretched and reshaped, my tar-like goop transforming into a skeletal frame as solid muscle fibers began weaving around it in a spiraling and twisting dance. Although the transformation lasted only a few seconds, it seemed to stretch on, as if time itself had slowed. When the spell was complete, I opened my eyes to a transformed world, with Mana Focus spontaneously igniting within my newly formed sockets. It was seamless and intuitive; harnessing Mana Focus had become second nature to me. However, glancing down, I was taken aback by the grotesque sight of my tar-coated, zombie-like reflection. My dripping flesh barely clung to the skeletal frame beneath¡ªa stark contrast to the magnificent vision I had intended. Hell, I had looked far more human¡ªtentacles notwithstanding¡ªbefore entering the toad¡¯s chamber. Frustration welled within me, igniting an infuriating fit of laughter. I examined my hand, confronting its skeletal appearance and the gaps in the fiber tissue that had failed to manifest properly. With a heavy sigh, I pondered where my visualization had gone awry. As I mulled over my failed attempt, my attention was drawn to a particular skill: Mana Focus. I realized I had been instinctively using it without a system command, and it had functioned flawlessly. Similarly, I had been employing Polymorph unconventionally when shaping my tentacles. Hell, both skills were passive skills, for fuck¡¯s sake! It was so frustrating to think I had mastered how something worked, only to try it again and fail miserably. A realization struck me like lightning, and I exclaimed, ¡°Holy shit! I think I¡¯ve figured it out!¡± Taking a surprised breath¡ªconsidering I hadn¡¯t consciously created lungs¡ªI felt reassured by my hypothesis, even as I ignored the irony that I was reinforcing the same concept that had led me to this point. Yet, everything I¡¯d done seemed to circle back to this one principle, reinforcing the idea even further. I despised standardization. If instructions, descriptions, and rules were all unreliable, then perhaps the system itself was merely a training aid for novice magicians. And there lay my hypothesis: it was all influenced not by knowledge or talent, but by desire, which is fundamentally subconscious. Yeah, it¡¯s a stretch, I know, but hey, you¡¯re talking to a college dropout here¡ªso fuck off! Still fixated on my hand, I poured my imagination and desire into the transformation, thrilled to see my hand morph into a more familiar form. It was still jet black, a nod to my black pudding essence, but I craved a look that dreamt of my past life¡ªa goth with a ghostly pale complexion. Natural gingers, am I right? As I revisited my list of skills, Silk Webbing caught my attention. Previously, when I used it inside the toad¡¯s mouth, it had exploded into a chaotic mess rather than creating the heroic comic book scene I¡¯d envisioned. Despite its initial failure to prevent the boss monster from tearing me apart, I recognized its potential usefulness as I observed how the silk film had snugly fitted like a glove over my dark, gooey flesh after pulling my arm from the pool. This time, I visualized the webbing not as a sticky mess but as delicate silk threads tightly interwoven, forming a protective shell around my pudding flesh and cast¡­ After numerous attempts and failures, which left the chamber tangled in chaotic silk, I gradually developed a deeper understanding of the skill. It required more than mere imagination and desire¡ªit demanded a profound sense of how it felt to cast the skill to manifest my desires into reality. With the knowledge of how both Polymorph and Silk Webbing felt, I closed my eyes and focused on the sensation, guiding my transformation¡ª ¡°Hello! You still alive in there?¡± a voice bellowed into the boss chamber, rudely snapping me out of my groove. Fucking hell¡ªI was so close to nailing it this time! Cracking open one eye, I caught the lizard sticking his nosy head through the cracked entrance. As soon as he saw me¡ªno big surprise there, considering I was the only hideous monster with glowing orange eyes standing around¡ªI rolled my eyes and huffed. ¡°Privacy, ever heard of it?¡± I muttered under my breath. Ignoring his interruption, I shut my eyes tighter and focused even harder on my transformation, determined to get it right this time. After all, greatness waits for no lizard-chicken-dinner. I felt my body elongate slightly, my curves accentuated to my desired proportions, and my hair cascading down my back. With a clear image of my desired face, I channeled my desire into manifesting silky skin, sensing the silk coating my features, creating a protective shell that concealed my true nature. It wasn¡¯t perfect, and I knew I still had much to practice to pass as a convincing human, but there was a sense of accomplishment as I began clapping, even if tinged with self-mockery. With Mana Focus activated in my hand like my oh-so-favorite, ridiculous selfie stick, I took a closer look at myself. My appearance was far from human, more akin to a female alien, but there was a strange charm to it¡ªa creepy cuteness that I found intriguing. I donned a black dress that shifted and moved, giving me a demonic vibe. But I hadn¡¯t merely worn the dress¡ªI had shaped my body into it. Every inch of me exuded a deep abyssal black, except for my white silk face, which had a sleekness hinting at an otherworldly allure. Yeah, I didn¡¯t use as much silk as I had intended at first, but I plan to play with it more later. Anyways! I sort of looked like a succubus, at least in the body, though, as I just said, my face looked almost alien, as if I had undergone one too many Botox procedures. I knew the vibrant orange glow would further enhance my uniquely creepy beauty once I withdrew Mana Focus back into my newly created eye sockets. To my pleasant surprise, the facial features moved naturally, as if they were my own flesh. I could smile, frown, and even wink¡ªwhich looked rather horrifying without any eyes. Still, I could cast the full range of expressions despite the tautness of the silk that formed my skin. It dawned on me that considering the silk as a mere shell coating would be a disservice. If magic operated based on my imagination and desire, then I needed to truly believe the silk was my actual flesh. Yeah, it¡¯s a bit of a stretch, but maybe the deeper I dive into my delusions, the more amazing I¡¯ll become, right? Molding it into any desired appearance might become even easier once I fully believed in its authenticity.This story has been unlawfully obtained without the author''s consent. Report any appearances on Amazon. Now, don¡¯t get me wrong¡ªI still had a long way to go and much more practice to master my newfound understanding of magic¡¯s uniqueness. But I was starting to grasp the essence¡ªor, I suppose you could say, the insight¡ªinto it all. I was gaining insight into a thought that I should be learning my skills without relying on the system, and it got me wondering¡ªcould I learn new spells without the system altogether? I secretly longed to cast a lightning bolt, but no matter how vividly I imagined and desired it, there was no accompanying sensation to rely on for its manifestation. Either way, that¡¯s a problem for tomorrow. It seemed I needed a bit more experience casting spells with the system before I could fully cast without it. Though, Mana Focus and Polymorph did seem pretty easy¡ªor was that because they were passives? Shit! Just when I think I¡¯ve made a step forward in understanding all this bullshit, I take five steps back with one realization! Am I really casting those skills without the system if they¡¯re passives? To add more confusion, I noticed a distinct difference in the sensations in mana¡ªor perhaps it was more of that insight shit. Was this Oracle or Astral Insight¡¯s doing? Where was I going with this again? Err! One method seemed to tap into the ambient mana present in the surroundings, while the other relied on the internal mana provided by the system itself. Sadly, I couldn¡¯t verify that without any stats to rely on. Though, I suppose you could call it a feeling? That said, I could see the mana all around me with Mana Focus, and with some of the spells, depending on how I used them, I noticed the mana shift with the casting. With all this newfound insight¡ªor should I say, contradictions?¡ªbuzzing in my mind, my twisted psyche yearned for a more immediate thrill. The next boss beckoned to me with twisted fingers like a demented lover craving my demise. A slow chuckle escaped my lips, gradually picking up into manic laughter. Each laugh felt like a dance with madness. I could almost hear the dark laughter of the long-gone dungeon core echoing back through the twisted corridors and expansive caverns, as if enjoying my descent into blissful insanity. I slowly stopped laughing, only to smile at Redtail, noticing him gawking at me and my new form. Oh, this was too much fun, like child¡¯s play, or rather, playtime in a deranged nursery. The dungeon husk seemed to play tricks on my senses, as if the darkness was whispering distorted lullabies that made my skin crawl with perverse excitement¡ªor could it just be my insanity talking? ¡°One, two, I am coming for you. Three, four, better lock your doors. Five, six, grab your wands. Seven, eight, you better stay up late. Nine, ten, you¡¯ll never sleep again,¡± I hummed to myself in utter glee. But alas, the journey to the next boss proved disappointingly uneventful, as if the dungeon had forgotten its true purpose¡ªto torment and devour. Instead, I found myself meandering beside my meals-on-tail through corridors that reeked of stale air and decaying hopes. As I continued to traipse through the lifeless dungeon, my gleeful joy turned to boredom. A swarm of questions gnawed at the recesses of my twisted mind, their razor-sharp teeth sinking into the fragile fabric of my sanity. What kind of sadistic game were those vampires playing? What happened to Aurelia? Why am I even thinking about her? How did the other feeble candidates expect to level up in this empty pit? Have they each become as bored and insane as I, longing for the taste of blood-soaked brutality? Perhaps I should just eat the lizard now? The one silver lining of aimlessly wandering through the desolate husk of a dungeon was that we reached the next boss chamber with surprising speed. The steel doors leading into the chamber creaked open as if something had neglected to close them properly behind itself. Peering inside, I found a scene all too familiar¡ªa chamber akin to the previous one. But to my surprise, there was no hidden ledge above the door in this room. I shrugged off the anomaly, my anticipation growing as I entered the chamber, fully prepared to unleash my current favorite spell, Necrotic Flame. I¡¯m sure I¡¯ll replace it with a new favorite soon enough. Yet, to my bewilderment, the chamber was empty, devoid of any boss or formidable adversary. It was a disappointing anticlimax that left me utterly frustrated. ¡°What the fuck?¡± I scowled at the lizard. ¡°I¡¯m getting some serious blue balls here! I¡¯m going to need to kill something or someone soon.¡± I glared at him as if he were that someone¡ªhe was! Redtail gulped nervously, apparently noticing my growing unhinged state. ¡°Some bosses may have started wandering the dungeon on their own now that the core is gone. Some may have even been defeated by another monster or by the Slaethians¡ª¡± ¡°Or by those candidates,¡± I grumbled. ¡°¡ªand without the core, they won¡¯t respawn,¡± Redtail finished, not even hearing me. The next chamber was also a bust, so we ventured further into the dungeon and to the next boss chamber. However, I couldn¡¯t help but notice the recurring anomaly¡ªthe boss chambers we encountered were all infuriatingly empty, devoid of any boss or challenge. It was as if the bosses had either been slain and couldn¡¯t respawn without the dungeon core, or they had simply decided to pack up their shit and abandon this place. Whatever the reason, it presented a rather disheartening predicament¡ªI couldn¡¯t level up if there was no boss to fight. Frustrated, I turned to Redtail for answers, but all I received in response was a nonchalant shrug. I couldn¡¯t discern whether he genuinely had no clue about the situation or if he was simply toying with me, withholding the truth like a sadistic ass. No, Blake, calm down, he already gave us the reason why... But it¡¯s so frustrating! If there¡¯s no more bosses, I¡¯m just going to eat him! After enduring desolate boss chamber after boss chamber, we finally arrived at the entrance of what seemed to be the final boss¡ªa pair of rusted gates guarding the entrance to an ancient coliseum, now reduced to a crumbling ruin. As I cautiously peered through the iron bars, at the heart of the arena stood three towering statues, their Herculean forms frozen in battle-ready stances. Whether chiseled from granite or sculpted from marble, their imposing presence was undeniable. A tingling thrill of excitement coursed through me. These statues, without a doubt, were the dungeon¡¯s final bosses. With an unnecessary breath, I pushed open the creaking rusted gate, revealing the entrance to the desolate coliseum. Of course, the lizard didn¡¯t even bother to take a step in behind me, instead waiting outside the coliseum. It was strange; in my previous life, this moment would have invoked sheer terror. But now, in this twisted existence, I found myself inexplicably drawn to these moments of violence. There was an unsettling aura that permeated the air, sending shivers down my gooey spine. It wasn¡¯t fear that gripped me, but rather an eager anticipation, as if I were on the verge of springing a devious trap. As I cautiously trod across the sand-coated floor, my gaze was drawn to the heaps of collapsed pillars scattered throughout the arena, as if the very foundations of this place had crumbled under the weight of time. Sections of stadium seats were no better, with one segment entirely collapsed into a chaotic mess. The dome-shaped ceiling, however, remained intact, its surface intricately carved into the very fabric of the dungeon¡¯s cavern system. Glowing crystals lit up the area, which I was indifferent about; between Mana Focus and Thermal, I saw just fine in the dark¡ªthough, I hadn¡¯t bothered with the latter in some time. Yet, the sense of unease continued to intensify. To my bewilderment, I couldn¡¯t help but notice a strange sensation¡ªI was salivating. My attention was fixated on the colossal statues that loomed in the heart of the arena. Perhaps Herculean didn¡¯t quite capture their true enormity. They were nothing short of gargantuan! In comparison, I stood merely at the height of their upper thighs. As I drew closer, I couldn¡¯t help but notice the detail on these three sculptures, crafted from pristine marble, which stood as testaments to exquisite craftsmanship. One statue depicted a woman, her form both fierce and graceful. She brandished a massive golden circular shield, bedazzled with shimmering rubies. In her other hand, she grasped a splendid golden spear, akin to those wielded by archangels. Flanking her, the two male statues radiated a sense of raw power. One gripped a golden claymore, its blade adorned with intricate engravings and ornate details. The other statue held a menacing double-ended battleaxe, its presence magnified by mesmerizing carvings. Each weapon seemed to tell its own intricate tale, a testament to the sculptor¡¯s artistry. But despite their formidable appearances, there was a humorous contrast in their depiction. All three were nude, the cold seemingly unkind to the two male figures in a particularly delicate aspect, leaving little to the imagination and much to my amusement. I had become so engrossed in the visual spectacle before me that I had momentarily forgotten to rely on my other senses. And it was in that moment of neglect that I was assaulted by a delicious stench that permeated the air, like rotting meat. Before I could fully comprehend the situation, the sandy floor beneath me erupted, unleashing a horde of rotting undead fighters. They emerged from the sand, their decayed bodies armed with rusted weapons, their hollow eyes filled with a hunger for battle. A sinister thought crossed my mind as they charged toward me with relentless fervor. Their decaying flesh emitted an odious aroma that was strangely alluring. My senses were momentarily overwhelmed by a twisted desire, a dark craving. But I quickly snapped back to reality, reminding myself of the task at hand. I had to fight. Yeah¡ªfight now, eat later! A horde of several dozen undead warriors descended upon me with savage intent, their tattered forms moving with an unnatural hunger. It seemed as if they were determined to overwhelm me with sheer numbers, as if wrestling me into a grotesque dogpile was their ultimate goal. I refused to become their prey! Swiftly, I dodged the swing of a massive mallet aimed at my head, spinning out of harm¡¯s way with a grace that belied my appearance of an alien-looking woman in a dress. Tentacles sprouted from my back in an instant, thrashing outwards with deadly force. With a sickening thud, one undead creature was flattened into the sandy ground, while another met a similar fate at the hands of another tentacle. Yet, the battlefield still teemed with enemies. Unleashing a primal scream, the world around me was enveloped in a ghastly shade of green with purple flickers. Flames of necrotic energy erupted from my being, consuming everything within a few-meter radius. The searing power of my skill, Necrotic Flame, swept around me, reducing the undead foes¡¯ flesh to smoldering ashes. Their twisted forms collapsed before my eyes, consumed by the relentless fire of my dark magic. For a few meters in every direction, it was engulfed by a swirling vortex of Necrotic Flame, a maelstrom of dark power that devoured everything in its path. Thankfully, that had only been the first wave, and this battle was far from over. Undead creatures emerged from the sand with relentless determination, their rusted weapons lashing out and their decaying bodies clawing and biting. It was a ceaseless onslaught, an unending cycle of decayed aggression. Amidst the tumult, I glided with a surreal grace, a benefit of not possessing real bones. My movements mirrored a ballet dancer¡¯s elegance combined with a contortionist¡¯s flexibility, allowing me to effortlessly dodge the clumsy strikes from my undead foes. However, my grace might not have been as refined as I imagined¡ªa few strikes nearly took my head off but passed right through me without so much as touching me, thanks to Ethereal Mist. My approach was like a beacon of Necrotic Flames, engulfing anything that dared come near. With every fluid motion, tentacles erupted from my body, striking with Corrosive and Venomous fury. Ideally, these tendrils were meant to extend from my back, with some even resembling hair strands, but occasionally, one or two would awkwardly pop out from my tits, much to my chagrin. Doubts lingered about the effectiveness of my Venomous touch against the undead, but in the heat of battle, who had time to worry about those details? That said, with each hit, I felt a soothing sensation wash over me¡ªmy guess, Life Drain at work. Amidst the battle, an unexpected sound reached my ears. It took me a moment to realize it was my voice, softly humming a familiar tune. Is that... The Safety Dance? A twisted sense of amusement welled up within me as I continued to dance through the decomposing ranks of the undead, my dark magic and haunting melody blending into a dark symphony of destruction. But, as the ever-so-cheerful saying goes, all good things must come to an end. The flames that had been my deliciously devastating companions began to flicker and fade. The remnants of the undead creatures, once snugly enveloped in my fiery embrace, now crumbled into char, setting the stage for a new, ghastly horror. From the ashes of my spectacular victory and the burnt remains scattered like a morbid confetti across the arena, a legion of skeletal warriors popped up. Because honestly, let¡¯s be real here, my life¡¯s a never-ending blooper reel¡ªnothing ever goes as I fucking expect it to! Their bony frames clacked and rattled with an unholy fervor, while their empty eye sockets glowed with a sinister green luminescence that just screamed party crashers. ¡­Shit. Don¡¯t get me wrong, I¡¯m not upset that the party keeps rocking; no, I¡¯m pissed that all the delicious meat has now turned to ash¡ªwhat was I thinking, right? With a surge of frustrated determination, I tried to recast Necrotic Flame, pouring all my desire into the spell. But to my utter dismay¡ªzip, zilch, nada! It looked like I indeed had a system pool, and darn it, it had run dry, leaving me utterly screwed! B01C15 - Undead Chimera Grumbling about my system mana issues, which turned out to be as long and hard as a man¡¯s dick in ice water once I really put them to the test, I still managed a smirk as the skeletons charged. The coliseum was my playground, and each clash sent a pulse of excitement surging through me. When a skeleton dared to charge at me, I twirled, my hips swinging with succubus grace, and I flashed a devilish grin. My arm whipped out, morphing into a tentacle, and smack¡ªits skull exploded, teeth spraying like confetti from a bone pi?ata. The skeleton¡¯s remains clattered to the dirt, abandoned like yesterday¡¯s toys. Oh, the sheer ecstasy of destruction! Victory was sweet but fleeting. Three more boneheads staggered into the arena, hungry for a piece of the action. With a flourish, I spun around, my tentacle sweeping through them like a deadly ribbon dancer, knocking two to the ground. The third, foolishly ambitious, grabbed onto my back, seeking my jugular. Little did it know, beneath my alluring exterior was nothing but Corrosive goo. As the skeleton¡¯s claws and teeth sank into me, it quickly began to dissolve, succumbing to the acidic burn of my Corrosive passive. A flicker of concern washed over me as I pondered my pH levels, reminding myself to tread carefully around Aurelia¡ªassuming, of course, she¡¯s even into tentacle play. ¡°I really want me some of that action,¡± I mused aloud, nonchalantly batting away bones with a flippant flick of my tentacle. No time for daydreams about a dark enchantress vampire¡ªunexpectedly, my mind flickered back to a recent dream and a name that teased the edge of my memory. Why couldn¡¯t I remember it? My thoughts were abruptly cut short as skeletons swarmed me like cheap perfume at a dance hall. I sidestepped a clumsy swipe, my irritation spiking not just from the attack but from spotting Redtail in the distance, looking utterly bored. I shot a sharp glare his way. There he was, casually manicuring his claws, safely out of harm¡¯s way behind the metal gate. Typical. Oh yeah, he¡¯s definitely on my snack list after this. That irritation cost me¡ªa spear thrust through me, sliding in as if I were butter or fucking gelatin. I snapped my head toward the spear-wielding skeleton with a disgusted tsk, only to get an intimate view of a metal shield. The impact knocked me off the spear with a loud dung¡ªwas that the shield, or just my head ringing? Stumbling back, I felt an adrenaline rush pump through my gooey form. I inspected the wound, amused as the silly putty-like substance that was me knitted itself back together seamlessly. I burst out laughing. ¡°No guts, no glory, right?¡± Yet, my voodoo-infused, slime resilience brought little solace as skeletons encircled me, their bone-rattling advance sounding like a creepy xylophone. The ground beneath me roiled as new, fresh zombies clawed their way out, drooling for a bite out of my gooey ass. I let out a laugh that teetered more towards a panicked chuckle. With a nervous gulp, I summoned Necrotic Flame¡ªnothing. ¡°Blight, dammit!¡± Still nothing. My magic was a no-show, as effective as a limp dick, which only reconfirmed my suspicions: I definitely had a mana pool. ¡°Son of a bitch,¡± I spat, squaring up as the undead mob closed in. Time to show these boneheads how a real monster bitch fights. One by one, the undead hurled themselves onto me, creating a suffocating, morbid mound. Their skeletal hands clawed relentlessly at my form, teeth gnashing in a macabre symphony as they tore pieces of me away. It was an onslaught that would have crushed any normal being. But I was far from normal. My Corrosive passive was still active¡ªa saving grace that didn¡¯t rely on the system¡¯s mana allocation. Don¡¯t ask me why; I¡¯m just as clueless. We¡¯ll just call it magic, shall we? I mean, that¡¯s the go-to for lazy storytellers, right? When in doubt, just chalk it up to¡ªmagic! Although my passive didn¡¯t dissolve them as rapidly as I would have liked, its effect was unmistakable. As the weight of the undead bore down on me, their mass slowly succumbed to my acidic essence. There was a perverse delight in feeling their bones and flesh disintegrating into me, a sensation oddly akin to absorbing strawberry-flavored Jell-O. In this battle of consumption, my victory was assured as the horde of mindless undead gradually dissolved into me. However, the thrill of such an easy triumph left me yearning for more. I craved excitement and challenge, yearning for something beyond the mundane act of passively absorbing my foes. It was time to shed my human guise and embrace my true nature. With a touch of insanity, I let go of all reservations and embraced going fully passive¡­ Yeah, that sounded better in my head. Instinctively, I unleashed Polymorph, allowing my imagination to run wild as I transformed. Tentacles erupted from my body, sprouting in every direction like a wild dance of chaotic appendages. My back transformed into a writhing mass, while my legs and arms morphed into multiple, unruly tentacles. There was no rhyme or reason to their arrangement; my focus was purely on the frenetic lashing. With my acidic limbs, I unleashed a frenzy of attacks, striking wildly at the horde that dared to pile upon me, feeling slightly drunk on the euphoria that accompanied it¡ªwas it the Life Drain kicking in? Wait, do the undead even have life to drain? With my writhing tentacles, I grabbed skeletons and zombies by their necks, their spleens¡ªheck, anywhere I could latch on. I reveled in the sensation of my acidic corrosion doing its grim work, dissolving their bones and flesh as I repeatedly smashed them into the ground. Their forms crumbled and disintegrated under my grasp, their remains flung about like morbid confetti. A skull here, a limb there, all tossed aside with effortless flair as I moved swiftly onto the next unfortunate undead. Time seemed to warp around me as I tore through the undead with a frenzy¡ªsnatching, smashing, and corroding¡ªall underscored by my wicked laughter. What felt like an eternity in battle was, in reality, maybe three minutes. Or was it ten? Twenty! What can I say? I warned you¡ªI¡¯m a pretty shitty timekeeper. Just don¡¯t ask me how long this whole reincarnated mess has been going on¡ªtwo days or three weeks, I honestly couldn¡¯t tell you. That¡¯s LSD for you, or maybe it¡¯s from chowing down on those damn mushroom men? I wonder if this is what Alice felt like in Wonderland? As the dust settled, I surveyed the skeletal remains scattered around me. The air was thick with the sickly-sweet scent of decay, oddly reminiscent of freshly baked bread. I paused to assess my surroundings, my gaze landing on three statues at the arena¡¯s center. They stood tall, their eerie gazes fixed on me as if waiting for something. With no immediate threats and hunger gnawing at me, I was drawn to the few remaining rotting zombie piles among the bone piles that I hadn¡¯t yet burnt to ash before my mana went as limp as¡ª Ugh, not another dick joke! ¡ªIgnoring that thought, I found myself really craving a quick snack. But just as I was about to indulge, a slow, mocking applause froze me. Redtail¡¯s exaggerated clapping was downright annoying. Seriously, what¡¯s gotten into him? It¡¯s like he¡¯s been switched out for a different character altogether. Well, that¡¯s not entirely fair¡ªhe¡¯s never seen my other fights. So maybe this is just how he is, a total dick! Is he really that unimpressed with my prowess? Screw him! Annoyed, I cut short the overly long internal discussion I was having with myself. I folded my tentacle arms across my chest and shot him a defiant glare. ¡°I didn¡¯t think I was that bad,¡± I muttered. I¡¯m so going to eat him while he screams. Yet, amid the debris, a surreal sight caught my eye¡ªseveral skeletal hands and lone skulls were futilely attacking my severed tentacles. ¡°When did I lose those?¡± I blinked in surprise. All at once, the arena erupted into a sandstorm, engulfing everything in chaos as a shape leapt into the center of the coliseum. As the dust settled, it revealed a monstrous chimera with the head of a lion and a snake for a tail, notably missing the typical goat head¡ªutter bullshit if you ask me! Its body was riddled with decay and rot, bones visibly protruding¡ªit was undoubtedly undead. Its presence loomed larger than a monster truck, with the lion¡¯s maw dripping putrid drool and the snake¡¯s mouth oozing a sickly green venom. Yet, the sight thrilled rather than terrified me¡ªlikely a perk of my new body. Yeah, I know¡ªI keep saying it, but fuck me, I¡¯ve really turned into a little psychopath. But what can I say? It smelled delicious! ¡°Oh, this is going to be fun,¡± I growled, relishing the upcoming challenge. The lion¡¯s head roared so violently that the arena seemed to tremble. Simultaneously, its snake-tail coiled around a massive chunk of broken pillar, aiming it directly at me. Time stretched thin as I gauged the incoming threat. Instinct kicked in¡ªI aimed for a graceful somersault, but shit, my limbs were still in their freaky tentacle form. My attempt to dodge became a ridiculous tangle of squirming appendages, leaving me wide open for the smash. With a grotesque splat, the pillar crashed into me, obliterating everything above my waist. There I was, a literal half-slime in the dirt, yet as a Black Pudding, I started knitting myself back together almost immediately. My gelatinous ass separated from my head, and for two seconds, I reconsidered the fight. Was I outclassed? Probably, if its opening move was any indication. But the beast smelled oh-so-good; I just had to eat him, or at least take a nibble. As I frantically tried to scoop up my scattered pieces, Redtail¡¯s amusement from behind the safety of the barred entrance seemed deeply mocking. No, seriously, what¡¯s gotten into him? I bet it¡¯s all those lizard-chicken-dinner comments. The sight of my lower half scampering to reunite with my upper bits was probably a riot for him. Disembodied legs running around like headless chickens? Comedy gold¡ªbut fuck me, I wasn¡¯t laughing. Ugh, it was so strange trying to guide my ass with two eyes lying a few meters apart in the sand. Maybe I should reform those? Wait¡ªwhy didn¡¯t my eyes melt into goo when everything else that separates from me does? Everything else does, right? Yes¡ªoh! Could it be that mana I jammed into them from Mana Focus? Hmm¡­ Did I figure that out myself, or was that a flash of... what¡¯s it called... insight? After I literally pulled myself together, I dodged two more slabs. Sadly, I hadn¡¯t managed to scoop up all my dark gooeyness¡ªI was a short, skinny toothpick once again! In a burst of unexpected agility, I cartwheeled over a pile of bones. My next move was supposed to be a sleek backflip, but alas, I botched it and belly-flopped right onto the sand. Luckily for me, this epic fail dodged another slab that whizzed overhead, crashing into the arena with a deafening boom. Talk about dodging a bullet¡ªwell, a slab, in my case.Unauthorized usage: this narrative is on Amazon without the author''s consent. Report any sightings. Glancing up, I locked eyes with the undead chimera. Forty meters away and closing fast, every footfall resonated like a miniature earthquake, sending ripples through the sand. Someone might mistake it for an Arrakis sandworm approaching. The hiss of its drool sizzling on the sand sent shivers down my slimy spine. Even the marble statues seemed to lean in, their stone gazes unnervingly fixated on me with intense curiosity. ¡°Shit,¡± I muttered, my hands shaking with a mix of fear and, well, let¡¯s just say excitement? I wasn¡¯t really scared, right? This was just the thrill of the fight¡­ As the chimera charged, a wild rage boiled inside me, hotter than any damn flame I could¡¯ve conjured¡ªmostly because my mana decided to take a freaking vacation. What started as a thrilling ride had spiraled into a total shitshow¡ªI fucking hate losing. I mourned the sweet, short-lived high, now brutally cut short by this monstrous face-off, all thanks to my absent mana for the system skills. I¡¯ve always been a bit of a twisted bitch, taking things to the extreme just to make a stupid point. Like when my ex, Ethan, cheated on me with my supposed best friend, Mia, right as I was coming out as bi¡ªnot that it was any big secret. I mean, I¡¯ve pretty much always been this way. But still¡ªboy, was I pissed! I would¡¯ve been open to trying poly with both of them, but they sneaked around like little lying bitches! So, in retaliation, I did something seriously messed up¡ªI slept with his mom! Yeah, it¡¯s not my proudest moment, but damn, she was good. Like, a serious freak! And it hit him pretty hard¡ªthough not as hard as she went down on me. Who would¡¯ve thought he¡¯d be more ashamed of his mom banging his ex-girlfriend than I was? But hey, she was a total MILF. Maybe not the best mother figure, though, given her reputation at the local bars. And let me tell you, the antibiotics I needed afterward confirmed those rumors. But hey, at least I picked up a few tricks from her, if you know what I mean. Now, here¡¯s the real kicker¡ªEthan¡¯s last name was Stifler! Yeah, you heard right¡ªI was the chick who banged Stifler¡¯s mom! The jokes and teasing he endured during college were endless, while I only had to deal with two weeks of burning every time I went pee. Worth it! As for Mia, let¡¯s just say Ethan unknowingly gave her a special parting gift from his mother: chlamydia. Yep! I went back for one last goodbye fuck after I noticed a slight burn. Of course, this was all before he discovered the truth about his mom, and before he realized that I knew about him and Mia. Ah, revenge is a sweet, twisted pleasure. See! Twisted bitch, am I right? So yeah, I may be vindictive, but damn, did I revel in my victory, celebrating my triumph with a warm slice of apple pie¡ªand maybe a few extra visits to Stifler¡¯s mom once those antibiotics kicked in. Seriously, she¡¯s a horrible mother but an amazing lay! Anyway, there was a point I was trying to make¡­ Umm, what was it again? Shit, I completely forgot. Ah, who the fuck cares! Oh¡ªright! I hate losing. As the chimera bore down on me, rage ignited within me, hotter than any flame I¡¯d ever conjured¡ªmostly because I had no flames nor any other casting spells. What had been an exhilarating ride had turned into a fucking nightmare¡ªI¡¯ll say it again, I hate losing. I mourned the fleeting joy that had been so cruelly replaced by this monstrous showdown. Raising my hand in a desperate attempt to defend myself, I summoned the power of Blight¡ªbut to my frustration, nothing happened. Anger surged through me as the chimera¡¯s shadow engulfed me, its massive jaws descending with a thunderous roar. In a frantic maneuver, I leapt to the right, narrowly escaping being devoured, but I couldn¡¯t evade the crushing impact of the creature¡¯s oversized paw. Like a little car at a monster truck rally, I was trampled¡ªor more accurately, swatted by the big kitty. My body tumbled across the sandy arena as the beast barreled straight past me, unable to halt its tremendous momentum. The pain wasn¡¯t as excruciating as I had braced for, not that my scale of pain is particularly reliable. The only truly painful thing I¡¯ve ever endured was catching on fire; everything else, including being torn in half, just registers as a mild annoyance, like accidentally biting your tongue. Though, that fight with the toad was painful enough to knock me out¡­ Yes, I do contradict myself, a lot¡ªso fuck you, too! Nevertheless, each blow served as a grim reminder of my mortality. Miraculously, the chimera¡¯s momentum carried it past me, its struggle to stop in the sandy terrain working to my advantage. I quickly regained my footing as the chimera slid to a stop, its lion head tilting back to fix its gaze upon me, a predator eyeing its prey. Determined to fight back, I lifted my arm once more, invoking spells¡ªBlight, Necrotic Flame¡ªbut to my dismay, once again, nothing happened. Frustration clouded my thoughts, plunging me into a state of confusion and anger. Overwhelmed by a sense of helplessness, I couldn¡¯t think clearly. Seriously, how long does it take for the system to replenish my mana? The chimera¡¯s change in tactics sent shivers down my sloppy body as it started circling me, its movements predatory. The hissing of its snake tail only heightened the sense of impending doom. It was toying with me, savoring my helplessness. At that moment, all hopes of returning to that sexy vampire were dashed, and a wave of desolation washed over me. ¡°Perhaps this was for the best,¡± I breathed out bitterly. I was no champion, not destined to ascend to anything magnificent, but a twisted monster bitch with a taste for murder and an insatiable appetite for rotting flesh¡ªparticularly intestines. Seriously, what¡¯s wrong with me? Maybe this new world, with all its magic and delectable corpses, was better off without the likes of me. I let out a resigned sigh as the chimera abruptly stopped its circling and crouched low, raising its snake tail high in the air, wiggling its butt with an uncanny resemblance to a playful feline. The absurdity of the situation struck me; I had never owned a cat. I was always more of a dog person, particularly fond of Great Danes. Those big, lazy, snuggly giants had been a constant presence in my life since childhood. Yet, as I watched the chimera shake its booty in a bizarre display, a sinking feeling settled in my stomach. I knew exactly what was about to happen. There was no escape, no place to hide from the impending doom that awaited me. No matter how fast I ran, I couldn¡¯t outrun the inevitable. I was completely and utterly screwed, on the verge of being turned into nothing more than black gooey cat shit. My only glimmer of hope resided in my Corrosive and Venomous passives. When the chimera devoured me, I planned to give it a taste of its own medicine. However, as I watched the yellow drool dripping from the lion¡¯s head and the green drool from the snake, a sinking feeling washed over me. It seemed likely that the undead beast possessed some form of resistance to acid and poison. It was a losing battle, and I was resigned to my fate. In the blink of an eye, the dreaded moment I had feared unleashed itself. The chimera, an overgrown mutant lion, launched into the air, creating a burst of sand that obscured my vision. As it soared above, only to hurtle back down with terrifying force, my survival instincts kicked into overdrive. In a blind frenzy, I screamed spell commands, a wild mix of known and unknown incantations, refusing to succumb to what seemed like my inevitable end. Desperation fueled me, and I found myself shouting out skills, clinging to a sliver of hope that they might miraculously manifest. Panic gripped me, knowing the system¡¯s mana was exhausted, and this frenzy impaired my ability to connect with the ambient mana around me. It was a battle waged more with raw emotion than magical prowess, a torrent of curses spilled from my lips in my defiant frustration. ¡°BLIGHT! Necrotic Flame, damn you to hell! YOU FUCKING DICK! Life Drain, no, that¡¯s a passive¡ªdamn it! Terror¡¯s Infusion! No, that¡¯s another passive. Fuck! Venomous! Ugh, same. What¡¯s with all these passives? Astral Insight! You asshole skill, where¡¯s some of that insight now? Corrosive! You piece of shit passive! Silk Webbing? Come on, you motherfucking Astral Insight? Stellar Void! Oracle, I could use some oracling! FUCKING ANYTHING!¡± I cried out.
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¡°Burst!¡± I screamed. My world screeched to a halt as time seemed to slam on the brakes. The undead lion¡¯s gaping maw loomed ominously close, poised to snap shut on me. Would it have been curtains for me? Can¡¯t say for sure¡ªI¡¯m tough as diarrhea, but testing that theory wasn¡¯t high on my to-do list. Before its rotting teeth could take a chunk out of me, something bonkers happened. Another system prompt from the admin popped up. Without pausing to second-guess, or even launching into my usual rant, I blasted out the skill, Burst. Propelled at a speed that practically turned my body into a liquid streak, I zipped under the beast¡¯s sprawling paws and its stinking underbelly, only to be greeted on the other side by two massive orbs that smashed into my face like a pair of steel wrecking balls. The hit sent me spinning into a daze, knocking me off my feet and sending me rolling across the coliseum like a discarded ragdoll. I left little chunks of pudding in my wake, marking a trail of gooey defiance across the sand. The sensation was akin to a giant, flat-handed slap on bare skin. As I skidded to a stop, skipping like a stone across water, a numb fuzziness washed over me. ¡°Ouchie,¡± I groaned. Trying to pull myself together, I frantically scanned the area, but a thick haze of sand stirred up by my dramatic tumble cut my visibility down to a measly ten meters. Amidst the chaos, a piercing, high-pitched screech sliced through the air, sending an involuntary shiver down my spine. It was the sort of noise you¡¯d expect from a cat in its final, gruesome throes. For the first time, I genuinely grasped what they meant by ¡®sounding like a dying cat.¡¯ ¡°Holy shit, you fucking bitch,¡± I gasped. Shock and disbelief surged through my veins as my mind raced back to the system prompt, trying to piece together what had just happened. I was supposed to be tapped out of mana, yet here I was, thrust back into the game, thanks to the admin bitch meddling with my system¡ªagain. While I grudgingly acknowledged that this interference had just saved my ass¡ªor skull, gooey as they may be¡ªI was utterly sick of being at the mercy of her whims. Not only had I just gained a new active skill from my list of selectable options, but I also received enough mana to use it. She¡¯d already nixed one of my skills. What the hell was she planning next? ¡°Hey, cunt!¡± I yelled up at the stone ceiling while still lying on my back. ¡°I could really use a mana bar or something to show how much I fucking have to work with!¡± Nothing. No response. No new system prompt. Nothing at all! I was apparently being ignored. ¡°It¡¯s probably because it¡¯s in safe mode,¡± I muttered bitterly. Great, out of all the reincarnation stories, I¡¯m the one stuck with a broken-ass system. A feeling of unease mixed with annoyance washed over me, and a vague memory of my dream¡ªa girl running through a forest¡ªflickered briefly before fading. I turned my gaze back to the center of the stadium, where the sand in the air was gradually settling. As the dust cleared, my attention was immediately captured by the three marble statues. They remained motionless, their cold stone eyes eerily fixed upon me. Fucking creepy. As I turned my gaze toward the colossal decaying cat with its snakehead tail curled underneath, I couldn¡¯t help but notice its pathetic state. It staggered around, its hind legs seemingly paralyzed. The undead beast was also emitting a dreadful screeching noise that pierced through the air like a high-pitched tornado siren. A sickening realization washed over me, and my hand instinctively moved to touch the side of my face, where I found a portion of my Silk Webbing had been torn off. ¡°He. He. Tea-bagged me?¡± The undead beast, despite my nut shot, wouldn¡¯t remain incapacitated for long. It was just a matter of time before it regained its strength and resumed its attack. I needed a plan, and I needed it fast. With no strategy forming in my mind, I spotted a few corpses strewn along the outer edges of the arena, remnants of the earlier battle. One of them was within reach. Seizing the opportunity, I sprinted towards it, my focus fixed on the motionless figure. I wished I had some impressive acrobatic skills to navigate the arena with the grace and finesse of, say, a certain web-slinging superhero. Sure, I could manage a somersault or even a flip¡ªnothing spectacular, mind you, but decent enough. Instead, my attempt to come to a smooth halt by the corpse ended in a comical disaster. I tripped, faceplanting directly into the groin of a headless zombie. Worst. Day. Ever! As I lay there with my face buried in the foul stench of a putrid decaying corpse¡¯s crotch, a disturbing thought crossed my mind¡ªI was salivating. I couldn¡¯t deny the strange allure of the taste of dead things. It was a guilty pleasure that I couldn¡¯t fully explain. Why did I find them delicious? Was it simply a matter of evolving taste buds? After all, many people appreciated the unique flavor of aged meat¡­ right? With a muffled voice, I managed to utter the command ¡°Absorb¡± as I continued to indulge in my rather grotesque meal. The Corrosive skill of my acidic touch had already eaten away at the dead zombie¡¯s pelvis bone, revealing the grisly scene. Oh shit! What does my face look like right now? Like someone who just ate a nasty ass! In any case, my skill quickly devoured the few nearby dead zombies, tentacles lashing out on their own accord, pulling them into me for a much-needed meal mid-fight. Sadly, no system prompts or skills came; apparently, they didn¡¯t count as boss monsters, and so, with the dungeon core gone, I got nothing from them but some much-needed mass. I don¡¯t know how much I¡¯ve lost since this whole fight started, but I was looking rather thin once again; those oh-so-sweet succubus curves were but a bitter dream. However, after my little snack, I was rocking them once again. Casting a fleeting glance at the chimera, I let out a breath of relief as I witnessed the foul creature engrossed in its delicate self-grooming ritual. I needed a game-changer, a lifeline to shift the odds in my favor. Face-diving into its testicles wasn¡¯t exactly a sustainable combat strategy for me, after all. As I pondered how best to fight this bastard now that the admin had replenished my mana¡ªor at least, I think it was now full¡ªseriously, that bitch needs to give me a mana bar¡ªI heard a low, guttural growl, and I quickly turned my attention to the chimera, which had recovered from my little nutty headbutt. And wouldn¡¯t you know it, the bastard was charging straight at me like a bull on steroids, hell-bent on turning me into its next chew toy. That lion head of his was spewing out a thick, putrid yellow cloud, while that snake tail of his decided to join in on the fun by spitting green globs of phlegm my way. Talk about a tag team from hell. But let me tell you, I wasn¡¯t about to piss my gooey dress in fear. Nope! I squared my slimy shoulders, raised my gloop-covered arms, and gave that undead monstrosity a defiant look that said, ¡®Bring it on, you undead fucker!¡¯ I had a plan, and it certainly didn¡¯t involve running away like a scared little chicken. Nah, I was ready to give this rotten chimera a taste of my own special brand of ass-kicking. That little feast had replenished my mass and curves, which was great, but it was the admin¡¯s tampering that actually put a smile on my face¡ªas long as that vile bitch had replenished all of my mana. The most annoying part about having no mana was seeing it all floating around me, like little strands of gasses, just begging to be manipulated. As the chimera charged at me, I mustered all the strength I could. Did I have a plan? Nope! So, I did the only thing I knew worked¡ªI dove in face-first and let out a war cry that would make a banshee proud: ¡°Burst!¡± B01C16 - MY PRECIOUSES With a wicked grin plastered across my face, I chose not to turn my encounter with the chimera into an epic battle of valor and heroism. Nah, that shit was way too predictable. Instead, I reveled in the twisted joy of my brilliant plan. Empowering my inner banshee, I let out a war cry that probably sounded more like a back-alley crackhead as I activated Burst with a system command. The skill propelled me forward with the speed of a damn rocket. Zooming toward the chimera like a bat out of hell, I missed its ugly mug and slipped right under it¡ªjust as planned. In a burst of sadistic glee, I rallied all my strength and delivered a sucker punch straight from the darkest corners of my soul. Like a bullet train on an adrenaline rush, my fist slammed into the chimera¡¯s most vulnerable spot. The impact was an explosive mix of pain and disgrace, a combo that had the beast rethinking its undead lifestyle choices. Something definitely exploded¡ªcouldn¡¯t tell if it was my arm or its precious family jewels, but honestly, at that moment, who cares? A cacophony of shrieks and roars tore from the chimera¡¯s throat, a sweet symphony of agony that sparked a surge of wicked delight in me. Its mighty hind legs crumbled under the intense pain, collapsing like a house of cards. As I soaked in my victory, my forward momentum abruptly stopped, leaving me dangerously exposed under the flailing beast. Without warning, the chimera¡¯s cobra-like tail coiled and struck in a swift act of revenge. I let out a squeak that surprised even me as I narrowly dodged the initial lash¡ªthanks purely to instinct and a hefty dose of dumb luck. Yeah, let¡¯s chalk that up more to luck, because I seriously doubted I could pull off that trick again. My relief was short-lived as I realized Burst wasn¡¯t reactivating. The skill was on cooldown, and I immediately cursed my skill descriptions for omitting that crucial detail¡ªcould the system not have included some sort of indicator, like, I don¡¯t know, anything helpful? Without Burst, I was a sitting duck under the chimera¡¯s looming shadow, too slow to escape, and completely vulnerable to the wrath of its venomous tail. Utterly screwed, that¡¯s what I was¡ªwait, bad analogy considering how dangerously close the beast¡¯s junk was to my face. The snake-like tail coiled back, preparing for another strike, while the chimera¡¯s lion head emitted a pitiful screech akin to a wounded feline. The pain from my well-placed punch to its most sensitive region was clearly taking its toll. As if to add insult to injury, a yellow cloud of acidic fumes wheezed out from its maw. But none of that deterred me. With Burst failing to respond, I quickly unleashed a different system command, invoking the power of Necrotic Flame. A rush of green flames licked with purple tips erupted in all directions, the fire¡¯s eerie glow casting an otherworldly light. Yet, the cobra¡¯s head¡ªtail¡ªtail-head? Whatever! It remained undeterred as it collided with me, its fangs sinking deep into my side. Surprisingly, I felt more shock than pain as the chimera¡¯s bite pumped its toxic venom into my dark and cruel body during those fleeting seconds it had latched on.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE Poison Status Detected [PSD] Resist Status: Full Immunity [Active] Applying Resistances¡­ Resistance Successful Poison Effects Nullified _ Acid Status Detected [PSD] Resist Status: Full Immunity [Active] Applying Resistances¡­ Resistance Successful Acid Effects Nullified V:\>
Huh, looks like my dungeon boss notifications are still kickin¡¯. But how long before they ghost me like a bad Tinder date without the core? Wait¡ªdoes that mean¡ªno notifications outside of a dungeon? Eek¡ª Above me, the chimera loomed, its lion¡¯s head snarling¡ªa real spit-flying, teeth-gnashing temper tantrum. Its roars echoed painfully. Without missing a beat, I zeroed in on its most embarrassingly vulnerable spots nestled between its quivering hind legs. But as my fist shot forward, I came face-to-face with the harsh truth of my previous punch. Spoiler alert: it wasn¡¯t only the chimera¡¯s balls that got pulverized. ¡ªYikes, where¡¯s my right arm? Time to skedaddle. Burst! Burst?! Oh, come on! As if that wasn¡¯t bad enough, here comes Mr. Cobra Head, ready for another round¡ªfangs bared, dripping with who-knows-what (yes, I know it¡¯s venom), and that stinking yellow acid cloud wafting around us like the world¡¯s worst perfume. Great, just what I needed. Yup, totally screwed. In sheer panic, I continued screaming Burst inside my head while gazing skyward. Miraculously, it finally kicked in at last, shooting me straight through the undead beast¡¯s ribcage. The force was so intense that I ended up kissing the chimera¡¯s spine with a splattering face-plant. Well, hello there! Didn¡¯t expect to be inside you on our first date. Wait, does that make me a slut? ¡ªYes! As it turns out, Burst moves me in the direction I¡¯m looking¡ªup included! Even as I crashed the chimera¡¯s rib party, the cobra head didn¡¯t let up, snapping at me like I was the last slice of pizza at a buffet. I dodged, barely keeping ahead of its Bitey McMurder Face. While chaos reigned, I cobbled together a plan from the mayhem. Time to use that repeat glitch to my advantage¡ªbecause if something works, you bet I¡¯m gonna ride that train till it crashes! I really hope this doesn¡¯t come back to blow up in my face. Literally. ¡°Well, here goes nothing,¡± I muttered, rolling my eyes skyward¡ªor at the cavern ceiling, I mean. Spine! Semantics, am I right? Popping my best puppy-dog eyes, which probably looked more like deranged cartoon eyes, I shouted, ¡°Hey up there, you big cu¡ªI mean, Big Boss Lady! Sorry about the whole ¡®bitch, cunt, and whatnot¡¯ stuff. My bad! But seriously, a girl could use some more active skills down here. Throw me another bone, will ya? It¡¯ll make whatever twisted plot¡ªor is it a game?¡ªyou¡¯re playing at way more fun. Promise,¡± I rambled on, grinning like a lunatic¡ªwhich, let¡¯s be honest, isn¡¯t far off my baseline. Anything? ¡­
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE AdminSystemOverride Admin:\Magic>Login_ System Access Granted [SAG] USER_Skills_Override. Reconfiguring... 1 Skill Point Unlocked. 11 out of 12 Skills Activated. Data Accepted. Selecting Skill... [Paralysis] has been selected as an active skill. 12 out of 12 Skills Activated. V:\>
¡°Sweet!¡± I clapped, perhaps a bit too eagerly, as a notification popped up, only to quickly frown as I read the entire message, my shoulders slumping with annoyance. ¡°You could have at least let me pick which skill I wanted,¡± I grumbled. With a shrug and an evil grin spreading across my face, I eagerly began my assault from within the chimera¡¯s body. As a Black Pudding, I was a shapeless monstrosity that only resembled a woman by choice¡ªand even then, not quite human-looking. Yet! Regardless, my position inside the creature granted me a unique advantage, which I exploited with swift efficiency. Raising my arms¡ªor rather, one arm and a stump¡ªI unleashed thick, inky tendrils that shot forth with malevolent intent. They slithered and intertwined, entangling themselves within the chimera¡¯s guts and intestines, twisting, pulling, and tearing at whatever I could grab, without any semblance of precision. To my delight, the monstrous chimera froze in place, its mighty muscles seizing up under the effect of Paralysis. Of course, I¡¯m not about to give that bitchy admin cunt any credit for the help¡ªwhat, did you think I was done calling her names? With my sadistic grin intact, I continued tearing at its organs until I spotted its heart.Unauthorized usage: this tale is on Amazon without the author''s consent. Report any sightings. ¡°Always wondered what a heart looked like up close. Pity it¡¯s not beating for me, though. Story of my life, huh?¡± I chuckled before lunging forward. I plunged my tentacles deep into the heart, ripping and pulling at it with utter glee. My strategy was straightforward yet daring: to exhaust the chimera¡¯s endurance and probe its susceptibilities to my acidic touch and toxins. The allure of challenging the creature¡¯s limits and uncovering its frailties was too tantalizing to resist. However, my plan hit a snag as the Paralysis began to dissipate prematurely¡ªit seemed it wasn¡¯t a constant thing¡ªallowing the chimera to slowly regain mobility. It roared in anger and defiance, the sound reverberating menacingly through the stadium. Adding to my frustration, the undead monstrosity stubbornly refused to succumb, even after I had savagely removed its heart and most of its organs¡ªwhich, might I add, tasted delicious! Amidst the chaos, a subtle sizzling sound reached my ears¡ªa small victory, indicating that my dark pudding skin was indeed corroding the beast¡¯s flesh from within. However, it soon dawned on me that while the chimera wasn¡¯t entirely impervious to my acid and venom (or is it poison if I¡¯m not biting, but merely touching? Hmm...), it exhibited significant resistance, possibly due to its innate endurance or its own toxic nature. This realization forced me to confront a daunting truth: my primary passive skills, coupled with Paralysis, were insufficient to vanquish this formidable adversary. The chimera¡¯s stubborn resistance necessitated a new approach, a deeper understanding of its vulnerabilities, and perhaps a more creative use of my abilities. So, yeah, I started muttering a few insults toward that useless admin as I moved. This fight was shaping up to be far more complicated than I had anticipated, requiring ingenuity and adaptability to overcome¡ªall of which meant, I had none. As the last remnants of my newly acquired Paralysis passive dissipated, I couldn¡¯t help but feel a tinge of frustration at Magic for wasting a skill slot on something that didn¡¯t quite deliver. Nevertheless, there was no time to dwell on that now. The cobra¡¯s tail, like a relentless whip, resumed its vicious assault, striking into its own chest cavity in a futile attempt to reach me. It narrowly missed its mark as I continued my relentless onslaught, tearing out anything that looked remotely important. However, I¡¯d like to point out that once something was removed, whether a lung or intestines, I found I was able to quickly dissolve it, savoring that morsel with brief glee before having to dodge another snake bite. I found myself in a precarious yet oddly safe position within the monster¡¯s body, complete with free food. Yet, I was only inflicting slow damage on my opponent. The chimera¡¯s acidic and venomous attacks had proven ineffective against me. However, I wasn¡¯t eager to jump out and face its physical blows again, especially since I still felt pain¡ªalbeit not as intense as one might expect. Nonetheless, avoiding getting knocked around was preferable. My sole focus was on bringing this undead bastard to its final demise through a battle of attrition, slowly peeling and corroding it bit by bit¡ªthis was shaping up to take forever! That being said, I had literally ripped out its heart and organs. One would think the damn thing would just keel over and call it a day. But no, it stubbornly clung to life¡ªor unlife? Whatever! It defied my efforts regardless. Frustrated and running out of options, I called forth Blight. As I unleashed this dark and cruel power, a remarkable change occurred within the chimera¡¯s insides. Pus-filled sores and lesions erupted throughout its twisted form, while a sinister mist oozed out of me, enveloping the creature in a haze of diseases that would make the Black Plague look like a mild flu. However, even that powerhouse of a skill was utterly ineffective against the undead, merely adding a cosmetic flair to its already rotten flesh. There I was, my lethal arsenal proving as effective as pissing into the wind. My Corrosive and Venomous touch was about as irritating as a mere tickle to this beast, and it treated my Paralysis like a lullaby that even a screaming toddler wouldn¡¯t heed. Could this oversized furball even perceive the infused terror I was supposed to instill with my skills? Yet, I felt strangely invigorated¡ªwas it Life Drain¡¯s doing, or just my undying sadistic glee relishing the chaos? Alas, everything I threw at it wasn¡¯t enough. It seemed I was less hurting the chimera and more just annoying it as it continued its relentless but futile attempts to attack me. The snake tail thrashed into its own body, unable to reach me, while the lion head shamelessly licked the jewels that I had struck with my powerful Burst-infused attack¡ªthough, I¡¯m pretty sure it had done more damage to me than to him. Thank God I can regrow my limbs¡ªor is it the admin I should be thanking? Wait, isn¡¯t that basically God in this messed-up reality? Pfft, as if! Screw that bitch! ¡°It¡¯s a lich!¡± I heard Redtail¡¯s voice yell out in exasperation. ¡°Look for its phylactery!¡± While I couldn¡¯t physically see Redtail, his words resonated with me. ¡°Oh, look who decided to be useful!¡± I muttered, though it wasn¡¯t like he could hear me. I wasn¡¯t the biggest fantasy nerd, but I knew about liches and their phylacteries. I just needed to think of where this one could be hiding. My eyes widened as I remembered hitting something solid with my face¡ªwait, there had been a pair of them. One for the lion and one for the snake, maybe? With an exasperated sigh and a sarcastic chuckle, I turned and crawled back through the chimera¡¯s ribcage, making my way down its spine. I pressed on, navigating past the rotting remnants of its stomach and intestines, narrowly evading strikes from its thrashing cobra tail. The interior of the monster was a gruesome sight¡ªa grotesque display of decaying blood and torn guts. A pang of frustration and hunger hit me. All I wanted was a moment to savor a meal, but now there was no time for that. As I inched closer to where I figured that phylactery¡ªpossibly phylacteries¡ªmight be hiding, the chimera threw a fit that would shame the wildest rodeo star. It bucked and twisted, thrashing about as if it were a demon being exorcised from a possessed child, desperately trying to toss me out. But nope, I wasn¡¯t having any of that¡ªI clung to its gnarly insides as if my life depended on it. Because, well, it sort of did. With every scrap of grit I had, I pushed deeper into its lower guts, my tentacle-like arms making me feel like an intrepid explorer, navigating through a pulsating labyrinth of rotten flesh and bone¡ªand, I¡¯ll admit, I was savoring the taste of it. And boom, jackpot¡ªI made it to the grand prize, dangling right above the beast¡¯s scrotum, hanging there like the world¡¯s most disturbing chandelier. Now, the million-dollar question: how to crash this nasty party? That¡¯s when it smacked me¡ªwhy not go full sludge? I let go of my Polymorph, shifting back to my gloriously sticky, tar-like self. Nothing could stop me now as I seeped deeper into the jerk¡¯s sack. And there they were, glowing like glorious orbs the size of basketballs. Don¡¯t get me wrong, I¡¯m more of a tit-and-ass girl, but even I can appreciate a large set of balls from time to time. No wonder my puny fist exploded upon impact. These bad boys were begging for a beatdown. Time to smash his precious payload¡ªbut damn, I lacked the right tools for a proper jewel heist. If only I had a sword or something hefty to swing¡ªshit! I totally spaced on snagging that toad¡¯s sword and shield after our fight! Argh, I can be such a dumbass at times. Stuck and stewing, I flipped through my status page, scrolling for anything in my arsenal that might crack these nuts wide open.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE CharacterStatus Name: Blake Race: Black Pudding Class: Monster Level: 25 Titles: - [Hopeless Crusader] Racial Skills: - [Absorb] - [Arcane Insight] - [Corrosive] - [Polymorph] - [Thermal] Spells: - [Astral Insight] - [Blight] - [Life Drain] - [Mana Focus] - [Necrotic Flame] - [Paralysis] - [Terror¡¯s Infusion] Abilities: - [Burst] - [Ethereal Mist] - [Silk Webbing] - [Spider Walk] - [Venomous] Vulnerabilities: - [Fire] - [Holy] Immunities: - [Acid] - [Darkness] - [Disease] - [Dread] - [Fear] - [Poison] - [Sleep] - [Sorrow] Unique Traits: - [Oracle] - [Polyglot] - [Stellar Void] Selectable Skills: - [Dull Corrode] - [Fear Harvest] - [Fear] - [Fortress] - [Leap] - [Shield Proficiency] - [Spirit Vessel] - [Spores] V:\>
Huh, if I had Spores, I¡¯d be the one doing some hardcore pollinating around here. Let¡¯s just say, it wouldn¡¯t be the first time I did that to a man. He-he! Um¡­ Wait, wouldn¡¯t this be considered beastiality? ¡­No? As my gaze landed on one particular skill, a devilish plan popped into my head, sparking a wild cackle that could wake the dead. Who cares if this was some dead dungeon or that I was supposedly the underdog in this fight? I had already clinched victory; it was just that neither the admin nor this oversized pinata had caught up yet. There I was, slathered all over the chimera¡¯s precious nuts¡ªphylacteries, my bad! Didn¡¯t have a blade to carve them out, but who needs sharp objects when you¡¯ve got cosmic tricks up your sleeve? With a flick of my intent, I triggered Stellar Void. Just like that, those shiny orbs blinked out of existence, snatched from their cozy home. As they poofed, a barrage of notifications began to light up my vision like a damn ex flaunting their new partner around, desperate for gloating attention. Not that I¡¯ve ever done that, nope. Never... Okay, maybe once or twice, but hey, it involved a set of twins. Though, they weren¡¯t identical¡­ nor the same gender. Hot as hell, though. Huh, that¡¯s a bit gross and creepy now that I think about it¡ªoh well, they weren¡¯t my siblings!
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE BattleResult Enemy Defeated Dungeon Boss: [Lich King Chimera] LEVEL UP! LEVEL UP! LEVEL UP! LEVEL UP! LEVEL UP! LEVEL UP! LEVEL UP! LEVEL UP! LEVEL UP! LEVEL UP! LEVEL UP! LEVEL UP! LEVEL UP! LEVEL UP! LEVEL UP! LEVEL UP! LEVEL UP! LEVEL UP! LEVEL UP! LEVEL UP! Current Level: 45 Level 30 Milestone Achieved [LMA] Racial Skill Unlocked: [Withheld_By_Admin] Level 35 Milestone Achieved [LMA] Racial Skill Unlocked: [Withheld_By_Admin] Level 40 Milestone Achieved [LMA] Racial Skill Unlocked: [Withheld_By_Admin] Level 45 Milestone Achieved [LMA] Unlocked 3 Skill points Next Milestone at Level: 50 Initiate [Absorb] on Dungeon Boss: [Lich King Chimera] > YES > NO V:\>
Whoop! I win! Flawless victory! Wait¡ª ¡°Seriously?!¡± I cursed out loud as I finally took in the full notification. ¡°You¡¯re withholding my racial skill milestones? What. The. Fuck. Ugh! Is this for calling you a bitch, or a cunt?!¡± I screamed. I had defeated the chimera without any... significant assistance or manipulation from that admin bitch, well, minus Paralysis, but it¡¯s not like it did much at all. But to withhold not one, but three milestone skills from me? Either she¡¯s pissed about the name-calling, or this is her twisted way of demanding payment for her so-called aid. Either way, fuck her! Ugh, enough about her! As I lay triumphantly within my dead foe¡¯s scrotum, I noticed something strange happening to my body. The chimera¡¯s defeat seemed to have nullified all its resistances. With the phylacteries safely locked away within my pocket dimension¡ªStellar Void, a dimension I never thought I¡¯d use¡ªI was now able to melt through the undead creature with ease. Instead of freely exploring its innermost depths, I took my time savoring my meal like a British-style breakfast of sausage and beans. Oozing my way back into the chimera¡¯s torn intestines and out through the hole in its abdomen, I remained in my true form as a Black Pudding. I could have easily made a quick exit by dissolving my way out from where I had just been. Yet, the idea of leaking out of its nut sack, like the day I was first conceived, was a no-go. I was a girl with standards, after all. In my tar-like form, I skipped physical eyes, opting instead for the full-on sensory overload of Mana Focus for perception. Honestly, I was starting to get used to it¡ªI still hated it, of course. The disorienting panoramic view it offered was both fascinating and overwhelming, kind of like having your brain tossed in a blender. So, as I oozed out of the chimera¡¯s carcass, I quickly rushed to reform my eyes. With a surge of mana, a pair of vibrant orange orbs sprouted on my gooey form, glowing like neon signs. I even began morphing into a sort of human-alien hybrid form, boasting all the curves of a sexy succubus, paired with a face only a mother could love¡ªstill perfecting that alien botox look. What? I sort of liked that creepy, cute aesthetic. My gaze quickly shifted to where the three statues had once stood, now conspicuously empty. ¡°Looks like they didn¡¯t want to stick around for the encore,¡± I chuckled. Before I could dive deeper into that thought, I went to cast Absorb, but a flash of something white like marble caught my eye. I whipped around just in time to find a large golden shield slamming into my face with enough force to send me flying from my gruesome feast in an explosive impact. B01C17 - ROCK HARD As a magnificent circular golden shield, engraved with decorative carvings and encrusted with jewels, connected with my face in a wet, sickening splat, I liquified from the force of the blow. Hurtling through the air like a shooting star, I blasted straight through a massive pillar¡ªyet even that colossal crash, sending rubble and stone exploding around me, didn¡¯t halt my momentum as parts of the coliseum¡¯s stadium crumbled all around my still-tumbling form. You¡¯d think that would have surely killed me, but instead, I discovered something astonishing¡ªit was possible to get hit so motherfucking HARD that you didn¡¯t feel a thing. Who would have ever thought? I hit the ground with a resounding splash, my form splattering dramatically across the broken stones, mounds of sand, and scattered bones. Yet, with the fabulous finesse of someone who would never overexaggerate their own tale... Nope, I would never lie or embellish the moment. Nope. Nope. Where was I? Oh, right! As if choreographed, I gathered my gooey blob of a body and executed a flamboyant flip out of my still-moving muck, reforming my body as if I were an angelic gymnast vaulting from a dark abyss. I landed on my feet with perfect grace, like a kung fu master ready to face her next challenger. As my silk face rewove itself, I fixed a steely orange glare on three impressive marble statues that had taken their positions, ready for my next fight. Meanwhile, the coliseum continued to unleash a shower of ancient stones around me, the sound of falling rocks ear-shattering as dust and sand swirled through the air. But there I stood, undeterred, the very picture of elegance and power¡ªor so I¡¯d have you¡ªand me¡ªbelieve. Yep! It was totally like that, and definitely not me slowly oozing upward in a staggered daze, blinking and swaying in total confusion at the statues that had just bitch-slapped the unliving shit out of me. Shouldn¡¯t it be living shit? Nah. Not after munching on zombies, it wouldn¡¯t. I chuckled at my own inner joke as I glared at my three opponents¡ªnot swaying... at all. Not me. Uh-uh. There they stood, white-marble warriors, sculpted like nude statues of Greek gods, each one eyeing me with molten golden eyes. One was a muscular Hercules, his chiseled silhouette and beard only enhanced by the mesmerizing engravings on a double-sided battleaxe¡ªbigger than me¡ªcasually slung over his shoulder as though it were a twig. Next to him, a leaner figure, still perfectly sculpted to accentuate every muscle, including the sexy V-shaped abs that narrowed down to his crotch. He leaned on an ornately detailed golden claymore, its tip buried in the ground, the hilt at eye level. Lastly, the one who had shield-bashed the unliving shit out of me¡ªa woman with a posture of defiance. Her shield held out before her, her other hand clutching a splendid golden spear, pointed at me, akin to something more suited to be wielded by an archangel. However, my eyes kept drifting to her breasts. What? They were enormous for a marble sculpture, and seriously, how and why did stone manage to jiggle? I wouldn¡¯t say I was intimidated, but let¡¯s just say they were fucking huge¡ªand made of marble, perhaps granite? The statues, not her breasts. Well, those too! Seriously, I can¡¯t eat or poison a damn rock! And hell, I wasn¡¯t even sure if I could use Absorb on them if, by some miracle, I managed to pull off a win. I eyed the chimera¡¯s carcass behind the three statues, my black tongue flicking out to wet my lips as I savored the thought of the feast tantalizingly close yet so far. Then, my gaze swung over to the entrance where Redtail stood, his reptilian face a picture of horror, like he was about to bolt. I might even consider bolting with him¡ªnot that I¡¯d ever admit that aloud. Hey! Look at me. I¡¯m getting better at reading lizard expressions. With a dramatic sigh, I bravely took my first step forward and¡ªboom!¡ªfaceplanted right into the ground. Yup, definitely still swaying here. That attempt at gymnastic grace? Total crap, let¡¯s be real. And my rewoven face? Imagine Spoooder-Man after a ruthless sledgehammer date, where every hit screamed personal vendetta to the face. Muttering a symphony of curses that would make a sadist blush, I hauled myself up, dusted off what was left of my dignity, and immediately did a wild propeller spin with my arms just to avoid a jagged-looking rock the size of a fist going up my ass¡ªit wouldn¡¯t be the first time. Yep, still riding the concussion train to crazy town. No one saw a thing¡ªnothing to see here! Um¡­ why are they staring at me like that? Ugh, actually... how am I even still conscious? That hit should have sent my gray matter flying right out of me, at the very least. Is it because there¡¯s nothing in my head but black goo? Then it clicked. I snapped my fingers, my eyes widening. ¡°Sleep immunity!¡± As the realization dawned on me, the world split into two horrifying snapshots. First, those dead, lifeless eyes¡ªa woman¡¯s, staring back from the depths of my memory like a distant dream I couldn¡¯t quite grasp. Then, reality shifted into full-blown Hollywood drama. A massive battleaxe, wielded by that bearded nude bodybuilder statue that looked like it had overdosed on steroid shakes, hurtled toward me. I didn¡¯t just dodge; I summoned all my plot armor and Burst, zipping past with the speed granted by fantasy bullshit, feeling the axe¡¯s deadly whisper graze me. Fueled by dark, slimy adrenaline, I barely noticed when the air behind me erupted with the sound of destruction¡ªthe axe had obliterated the spot where I had just stood, shattering stone and undoubtedly bending a few laws of physics. However, the brief impact from behind was accompanied by a sudden golden flash, leaving me with a severe sphincter pucker effect as my dark flesh sizzled slightly. ¡°What the fuck was that?¡± I gasped, turning just in time to see a claymore swinging toward me, now glowing ominously with the same golden light. Unfortunately, Burst was still taking its sweet time on cooldown¡ªmental note: tinker with that timer later to figure out how long before I can reuse it. I¡¯m taking a wild guess it¡¯s less than thirty seconds, but then again, that¡¯s coming from someone with a notoriously horrible sense of time. Stupid Magic and her stupid system! With no speedy escape available, I decided to go full Shadowcat¡ªwait, does anyone even know who that is? The Ghost, then. No? Alright, how about Danny Phantom? People know him, right? Anyway, the reference doesn¡¯t matter¡ªoh, Lemillion! Total badass. I won¡¯t lie, my little goth ass always wanted to write an urban fantasy story, something like Wick meets Potter-esque, with an assassin wizard seeking revenge for his slain family using that skill¡ªI¡¯ll have to share the whole plot someday. Oops¡­ my bad. I¡¯m rambling again¡ªADHD, am I right? Names aside, I stood my ground and shifted into full vapor mode. Ethereal Mist activated just as the claymore¡¯s blade swept through where I stood, slicing through what seemed like mere air. You¡¯d think this would turn me into an untouchable wisp of gas¡ªeek, let¡¯s avoid the fart analogies, shall we?If you spot this tale on Amazon, know that it has been stolen. Report the violation. But not today. As the blade passed through, that ominous golden glow didn¡¯t respect the usual ethereal boundaries. It seared through me like a hot knife through butter, tearing at the very essence of my vaporous form. The pain was real and raw, slicing not through flesh¡ªbecause, what flesh?¡ªbut straight to the core of my being. I unleashed a scream, not just from pain but from pure, unadulterated rage, as if it echoed from some dark, demonic, eldritch recess of my soul.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE Holy Status Detected [SD] Resist Status: None [Inactive] Applying Resistances¡­ Resistance Unsuccessful Holy Vulnerability in Full Effect V:\>
Despite my agony, I couldn¡¯t help but exclaim, ¡°Holy. Shit!¡± as both the notification and I seemingly popped into existence. Well, more like I snapped back to the thereal realm¡ªthereal, that¡¯s supposed to be the opposite of ethereal, right? No? Okay, I became solid again¡ªoh, tangible! That¡¯s the fucking word! The tangible realm... No, that sounds even worse. Metaphysical? Sorry, my mind likes to wander at times; it¡¯s my happy place. And right now, amidst all this holy fucking pain, I desperately needed to be in my happy place. Thankfully, I was still coherent enough to retaliate. A wave of burning death magic surged forward like a tidal wave, green with purple crests, smashing into the claymore-wielding statue. I unleashed Necrotic Flame, manic laughter masking my screams¡ªignore the black tears running down my silk face. Those are happy tears, certainly not ouchie tears. That said, Holy magic fucking sucks worse than Fire. I¡¯m pretty sure the latter does more damage, but that golden shit hurts waaaaaay more! I had no clue how much mana I was pumping into my skill¡ªno indicator, and yes, I¡¯ll keep bitching about that. The green wave of Necrotic Flame raged forward, but no sword sliced through. I almost burst into genuine laughter¡ªnot this pained, manic fake one I had going on. Almost. My joy was bashed short as a white marble fist shot through the flames and smashed into my chest. My left tit exploded into black goo as the fist followed through, my necrotic spell fizzling out just in time for me to notice the claymore dude off to the side, utterly unharmed, just standing there looking unimpressed. My eyes glanced forward, and I noticed the axe-wielding statue whose fist was buried in me. ¡°Not even a drink first?¡± I wheezed with a cough and a chuckle. He lifted me off my feet and flung me off his fist like I was a baseball, sending me crashing into the far wall with a sickening splat. Fuck! I¡ªI think these three are beyond me. Surprisingly, I managed to stay conscious again; that Sleep immunity was proving to be a blessing. As fast as I could, I reformed my body¡ªnot swaying¡­ okay! Yes, I was swaying like a drunk, again! Still, I kept my gaze locked on my two opponents¡ª ¡°Wait, where¡¯s the claymore dude?¡± I squeaked, glancing left and right, not finding him. A shadow flickered across the ground, and my head snapped up. Above, a descending figure, sword held high, careened down at me. ¡°Oh, hell no!¡± In utter panic, I lunged to the side and rolled just as the statue slammed into the ground like a falling meteor, stone and sand exploding everywhere. The impact sent me tumbling, narrowly avoiding the crushing blow. As quick as a dazed drunk could manage, I clambered to my feet, clenched my hand into a fist, and doubled down on my tactic that worked against the chimera. With a surge of desperation, I Burst forward, aiming straight at the nude statue. These fuckers were a lot bigger than me, so I had to punch up to hit my target, and hit it¡ªor them¡ªI did! My fist connected with a sloppy splat as it liquified down to the wrist. For a long moment, I thought my passives were kicking in, as not only was I frozen, waiting to see the effects of my damage, but so was Mr. V-shaped abs. As the dust settled, I grew more confident that Paralysis was doing something. I looked up, and noticed the statue¡¯s head slowly moving¡ªwhich I didn¡¯t think should happen if my skill was working¡ªits eyes tracing the path from my outstretched arm, down to where my wrist had melted around its floppy, carved junk. ¡°Ha. Ha,¡± I chuckled awkwardly, ¡°I¡¯m not judging, but you¡¯ve got to be cold. Honestly, that size isn¡¯t doing you any justice.¡± Still chuckling to myself, I started to yank and yank at the remains of my hand from his limp carved shaft and berries; it came free with a suction-like pop, sending me staggering back. Glancing at the statue, which was utterly unharmed and still rock-hard¡ªliterally, though embarrassingly limp. ¡°Oh, your poor wife,¡± I muttered, tossing in a quote from my favorite superhero. The statue wasn¡¯t amused. With a flash of marble fury, he snapped out with a free hand, grasping my head, lifting me off the ground, and hurling me over his shoulder. Unlike the wannabe Hercules statue, he didn¡¯t aim across the stadium but straight down. I hit the ground with a rolling splat, reforming as I tumbled, then deforming, and reforming again in a slapstick sequence until I finally came to a stop not far from the chimera¡¯s rotten carcass. And let me tell you, despite everything, it smelled absolutely amazing! With a groan, I stood, stumbled, fell, then finally managed to stay upright, my head wobbling back and forth like a deranged bobblehead. That unintentional swaying must have saved my ass¡ªor at least my head¡ªas a massive golden spear whizzed past my cheek, striking the ground beside me. The impact sent a golden shockwave that blasted me a few meters forward in another graceless tumble as searing pain rocked my body. Scrambling to my knees, I caught sight of the statue with the unnaturally bouncing breasts; she had hurled her spear at me. As I assessed my grim options, it was clear: none of my skills seemed effective against them, and my passives were about as useful as a bra on a marble statue. Actually, she could use a bra. Whatever! I was royally screwed. That was the only thought in my mind as the busty statue charged, her circular shield raised like the hammer of a wrathful goddess, ready to smash me into the ground. If I¡¯m going to die, I suppose getting smashed by her isn¡¯t the worst way to go out. I mean, dying while smashing? Talk about going out with a bang! I sighed, accepting my imminent demise. With my big girl panties pulled high, I didn¡¯t flinch or cry as the end loomed near; she brought that shield down with such force it would have splattered me into mere droplets¡ªI doubted I could come back from that. However, just as it came crashing down, it stopped with a massive thud, as if it had hit an invisible barrier. Squinting with Mana Focus, I noticed mana swirling around the shield in elaborate swirls, coalescing into the form of a blue hand no bigger than my own. The most shocking part was that a single fingertip held the massive shield back as though it were merely balancing a sheet of paper. The mana continued to condense, shaping an arm, then a shoulder, and finally a bare breast until, before me, stood a glowing blue woman. Wisps of pink vapor puffed in and out of existence around her ethereal form, contrasting sharply with her hair, which glowed a vibrant pink with whimsical blue flickers drafting through. But it was her eyes that caught me¡ªtheir bright pink glare judging me as they looked down. Yes, I was on my knees before this apparition, but it wasn¡¯t out of worship; it was because the arena was still spinning in my dazed head. The woman rolled her eyes at me¡ªactually rolled them. ¡°It¡¯s too soon for you to die here,¡± she said, her tone dripping with condescension, as if talking to a child. It was then that a memory, fleeting as if glimpsed in a dream, tickled the back of my mind. ¡°Do I know you?¡± I blurted out, nearly hiccuping through my stupor. The ethereal woman shook her head, annoyance flickering across her glowing face. All I wanted was to take a nap, but couldn¡¯t¡ªstupid immunity¡ªas I blinked away my confusion. ¡°I believe the name you have for me is, ¡®cunt¡¯?¡± she hissed. ¡°Oh!¡± I snapped my fingers in recognition, ¡°You¡¯re that cunt!¡± Her eyes narrowed at me in threat, but she didn¡¯t act as the shield creaked and groaned against her fingernail while the massive stone woman tried and failed to squash Magic. She flicked her nail with a sigh, sending the marble woman tumbling off balance. The other two came charging, weapons raised, when a burst of power suddenly filled the stadium. The next thing I knew, the three marble figures were crashing against the coliseum walls, bringing down pillars and seats around them. Magic turned back to me, and I won¡¯t lie, I may have peed a little. ¡°These three aren¡¯t dungeon bosses but the guardians of the dungeon core,¡± Magic stated. ¡°Well, they did a shitty job at guarding the core then,¡± I snorted. ¡°Blame the denizens of the Ockpool for removing the core from this place and placing it within their pathetic city,¡± she scoffed as her body started to evaporate. ¡°Now, do as I¡¯ve instructed and retrieve that core,¡± she commanded, glaring at me before disappearing entirely. ¡°Hey!¡± I called out. ¡°Can I get some kind of mana indicator for this stupid system?¡± Silence. ¡°Yeah, didn¡¯t think so,¡± I grumbled, trying to stagger to my feet. ¡°Fucking cunt,¡± I added. Glancing around, I noticed the three statues slowly shifting beneath the rubble¡ªclearly not dead! Maybe I should hurry up and get the fuck out of here. My eyes landed on the chimera carcass just lying there, and a smile spread across my face. ¡°Maybe a quick bite before I go.¡± I glanced over to Redtail and noticed¡ª He bolted¡­ B01C18 - Goodbyes Are Delicious I sauntered out of the arena, grinning like a maniac, belly happily bulging¡ªnot that I¡¯ve got what you¡¯d call a standard-issue digestive system, but who cares? So, with the chimera sent to double-dead land (you know, the dead, undead type, formally speaking... and, ugh, am I mangling this tale today or what? Just roll with it), the acidic jizz¡ªor jazz, if you prefer¡ªin my flesh had the defeated monster dissolved faster than you can say, ¡°Wrong hole!¡± Yep, lots of sex puns today. Just go with it¡ª ¡ªthat¡¯s what she said! ¡°So much for savoring my meal,¡± I grumbled as a couple of tentacles sneakily slid out from my shoulder to wipe up the leftover face sauce. ¡°Where does all this food even go?¡± I pondered aloud, not really expecting an answer. It didn¡¯t matter anyway¡ªit¡¯s not like anyone would respond, and if they did, it would probably be something dismissive, like, ¡°It¡¯s magic.¡± I had finished my monster truck-sized meal¡ªand was back to my thin human or succubus curves with no sign of the extra weight anywhere¡ªfaster than those three stone statues could pull themselves from the piles of rubble they had been buried under¡ªthank God, or should I say, admin? Seriously, Magic was no joke! Though, is she a goddess? I remember something about a Primordial of Life when the system first booted up. Does that make her the Primordial of Magic? And wasn¡¯t there also something about Death? And really, what even is a Primordial? Ugh, I doubt I¡¯ll ever be able to kill her¡ªdoesn¡¯t mean I won¡¯t try! Oh. Oh! And even if I can¡¯t, I¡¯m so going to kick her in the clit one day! Why, I may ask? Because! I watched the entrance metal gate slam shut behind me¡ªwas it an entrance or an exit? I suppose it depends on how many drinks I¡¯ve had. With a sigh, I finally clicked on Absorb.
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I couldn¡¯t help but feel a tinge of disappointment at the paltry options served up to me, especially after racking up several level-ups that yielded nothing but a few measly skill slots. Was I still bitter about Magic withholding some Racial Skills? Damn straight! She could totally toss me a bone¡ªor better yet, a skill¡ªlike my dream spell of lightning magic! Knowing she could hand out free skills if she wanted just spiked my annoyance with her. But hey, Acid Breath and Poison Spit? Those actually sounded like they could amp things up, slinging some flashy ranged action to complement my already wicked close-range passive smackdowns. I knew I needed to shake things up for handling those particularly annoying foes with their fancy resistances to Acid and Poison. But so far, no other tricks had shown up in my magic hat¡ªexcept for Necrotic Flame and Blight. Okay, fine, I had options. I just like to complain, sue me! Though, honestly, it¡¯s rather therapeutic, let me tell you. Nothing made me happier in my last life than bitching about my psychiatrist¡ªoften to my therapist, though sometimes to those who would reluctantly listen. Yeah, my support system wasn¡¯t the greatest. That¡¯s probably why I¡­ got ran over by a truck¡ªyeah, that¡¯s how my reincarnation story started. Classic. Yep... cough Rubbing my wrists as if shaking off a nightmare, I glanced around, catching a reptilian head sneaking a peek from behind a large stone pillar not too far away. ¡°Chicken dinner!¡± I called out, dripping with mock cheer and a dollop of my best bubbly bullshit as I waved at Redtail. ¡°Blake?¡± my snack uttered, his voice dripping with disbelief. ¡°Yeah,¡± I scoffed, rolling my eyes, ¡°who else did you expect, Mother Teresa?¡± ¡°Who?¡± he started, his confusion almost comical as he shook his head, ¡°You¡­ look different, more like a hyuman.¡±This text was taken from Royal Road. Help the author by reading the original version there. I glanced down at myself, and yep, instead of just rocking the white silk face, I had exposed shoulders, and even my hands were swathed in silk. It looked like I was donning a chic black summer dress rather than parading around as a black abomination with a white mask. Seems like I was nailing Polymorph¡ªno idea how, but I chalk it up to all those subconscious insight skills at work. I couldn¡¯t help but smirk at that. Holding my hand out, I closed my eyes and conjured a new eye at the tip of my finger, chuckling, ¡°Blake, phone home,¡± as I admired my appearance. I looked devilishly beautiful¡ªkind of like a goth version of that actress who played Furiosa¡ªthe second one, though I kept my long black hair. Not gonna lie; I¡¯ve always envied how pretty she was. With my body rocking, skin and dress looking stunning as fuck, I put away my glowing fingertip and swayed toward the lizard, never breaking eye contact. It¡¯s amusing how I, as a former human, didn¡¯t find the act of consuming others gross or repulsive. In fact, it¡¯s a strangely satisfying sensation that I simply delight in. The temptation to feast on others is too great to ignore. ¡°I thought you made a run for it,¡± I smiled predatorily. The lizard glanced everywhere but into my eyes, as if admitting his guilt. ¡°I¡ªI did,¡± he nodded. ¡°I even made it past the red toad¡¯s chamber¡­ when I noticed five hyumans I didn¡¯t recognize,¡± he gulped before adding, ¡°they spotted me and started hurling spells my way without so much as a greeting. I barely escaped.¡± He glanced down. ¡°I was stuck with two options: head back here to see if you survived¡ªwhich, after seeing those three statues, I didn¡¯t think was possible; head down to the deep roads,¡± he pointed at a set of stairs to the left I hadn¡¯t noticed before, near the entrance to the final boss chamber, ¡°or exit the dungeon.¡± ¡°Deep roads,¡± I mumbled. ¡°That¡¯s three options, isn¡¯t it?¡± I uttered as I crossed my arms. ¡°Also, you covered a lot of ground in a short time.¡± ¡°I wasn¡¯t having to escort someone around who constantly looked for bosses to fight and dead monsters¡¯ corpses to eat¡ª¡± ¡°So,¡± I quickly interrupted. ¡°That¡¯s the exit to the dungeon, right there?¡± I asked. ¡°It is.¡± ¡°And why did I have to fight the final boss?¡± ¡°Because you went on about wanting skills,¡± he shrugged. ¡°I did?¡± I scratched my chin before shrugging. ¡°Yeah, that sounds like me. So, about these five others,¡± I smiled. ¡°Tell me more.¡± The lizard raised his head, ¡°There isn¡¯t anything to tell. I ran before I¡ªhrrrk!¡± His words were abruptly smothered as my clenched, gooey fist crashed into his mouth! A delightful orchestra of muffled screams and gurgled whimpering ensued as my arm morphed into a writhing tentacle, delving deep down his throat. Simultaneously, I unleashed Silk Webbing, swiftly cocooning his body in silk before he could muster any resistance. I skipped Paralysis¡ªafter all, I relished the struggle now. Meanwhile, Terror¡¯s Infusion was in full effect. Oh, the sheer ecstasy of watching him squirm and struggle in my grasp! It was a blissful spectacle, far surpassing the sadistic fantasy I¡¯d entertained earlier. ¡°Ah, yes,¡± I cooed with mock appreciation. ¡°Looks like I won¡¯t be needing your oh-so-helpful guidance anymore. But don¡¯t worry, I look forward to our next delightful encounter when I fetch that dungeon core,¡± I smirked darkly. ¡°Your werewolf boss did mention something about you dungeon people being able to respawn once it¡¯s returned, right?¡± Grrk. His feeble struggle was rather touching, almost cute, which only sweetened my twisted delight. The more he resisted, the more my perverse joy bubbled over. It was just like my daydream¡ªI was even monologuing most of the same quotes that I had rehearsed in my head. ¡°Oh, fuck yes! Go deeper, Blake, deeper,¡± I urged myself in a twisted serenade of self-gratification. ¡°This is just the way I fantasized about it,¡± I moaned, running my free hand down my side, eyes shut in depraved pleasure, my fingers roaming on toward my thighs. The tremors rippling through him were more my own shivers of ecstasy as I slid deeper into myself. The sensation was divine, my body shifting and forming the correct parts as I plunged further into my own depths while simultaneously ramming through him. My tentacle continued its merciless invasion, burrowing deeper into his innards, spearing through his stomach, and weaving through his delicious intestines. I pouted as the cold air kissed the tip of my tentacle, now protruding from his other end, craving to delve even deeper into him. Only then did I activate Corrosive. With that, the final act commenced¡ªthe unmistakable quake of his body as he unleashed a blood-curdling, muffled scream. My acidic appendage seared him from the inside out, executing its lethal magic. I deliberately withheld Venomous, not wanting to finish things too prematurely¡ªalways hated that about men. Eager to add a bit of spice into the mix, I unleashed Blight, watching in great satisfaction as pus-filled blisters and lesions erupted across his flesh as we both screamed. Sadly, much like my daydreams, even the best fantasies must come to an end. As his cries faded, I unleashed my own¡ªa cacophony of maniacal moans and laughter that echoed through the stone corridors. I withdrew my fingers from my gooey insides, panting in bliss, savoring the exquisite crescendo of his delightful taste and agony. Holy fuck! That. Was. ¡°Amazing!¡± I gasped. ¡°I really needed that,¡± I panted, still catching my breath. It was strange; I could feel the air entering me as though I had actual lungs now. I stood there for a long moment, savoring the sensation as the last bits of the lizard dissolved away, all while reliving that moment in my head for as long as possible. Not feeling particularly in any rush, I still ended up skipping the descriptions of my two newest skills¡ªreally, Poison Spit and Corrosive Cloud (or was it Acid Breath? Whatever!)¡ªthey were self-explanatory. That said, I decided it was high time to allocate a precious skill point into one particular skill I had once considered repetitive, but now seemed perfectly aligned with the persona I was pretty sure that cunt was steering me toward¡ªsomething Nightmarish.
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I glanced toward the exit and then back the way I had come, a dark and cruel smile playing on my lips. There were only two ways to acquire skills now that the core was gone, and bosses were off the menu. And if I¡¯d learned anything from my last fight, it was that I wasn¡¯t strong enough to go after that core¡ªyet! Whistling a chilling little tune, ¡°One, two, I¡¯m coming for you,¡± I began my sinister prance back toward the toad¡¯s boss chamber. As I hopped, skipped, and jumped, shadows danced on the cold dungeon walls, each echo transforming into repetitive ghostly whispers of my tune. B01C19 - NIGHTMARES & TENTACLES - PART 1 There were five of them... Heather moved through the dungeon¡¯s twisted corridors, her steps quick and silent, driven by nervous energy. With sharp, wary eyes, she evaded the penetrating gazes of the four champion candidates trailing behind. Their collective breaths whispered in the oppressive silence¡ªa silence laden with the weight of unspoken conspiracies. Each cautious step they took was a delicate maneuver on the precipice of betrayal, their alliance as tenuous as a spider¡¯s web. Shadows clung to Heather as if they were alive, mirroring the turmoil churning inside her. She wasn¡¯t meant to be a fighter; her dreams had been about nursing school, not battling nightmarish creatures in a body that wasn¡¯t hers. It was all a twisted game, and the prize was becoming a Dark Champion¡ªa title she didn¡¯t even want. After all, she had been a pacifist, or at least she had been before life forced her hand. It¡¯s funny how quickly one¡¯s morals can shift when every day is a matter of life or death. It didn¡¯t help that Yua, one of the candidates, watched over Heather constantly, like a mother hen, hoping for reciprocated feelings Heather couldn¡¯t afford to harbor. With the rules dictating that only one could leave alive, their fragile alliance was a ticking time bomb. Heather suppressed any budding emotions, too fearful of the inevitable betrayal. But until the moment to turn on each other arrived, they had no choice but to band together against the dungeon¡¯s horrors. As days blurred into weeks, their encounters grew only grimmer. They found only lifeless bodies, untouched and eerily perfect in their death. Now that the monsters had all but vanished¡ªsave for a few mimic chests ablaze with strange green flames tipped with purple, the creatures inside screaming as if doomed to eternal suffering¡ªthe dungeon felt more sinister than ever. The dungeon had grown eerily quiet, the silence so thick it seemed to thrive on their growing fears. Monsters had begun dying on their own, collapsing silently in the darkness without a struggle. Yet, every so often, they encountered signs that a corpse had been consumed, marked only by lingering bloodstains, with no other remains left behind. Once teeming with grotesque figures ready to pounce, the shadows were now nerve-wrackingly empty. It was like walking through an art exhibit of death, each scene frozen at its climax. This wasn¡¯t just creepy¡ªit was terrifying, especially since they needed these monsters alive to level up for another attempt at the toad boss¡¯s chamber. Heather¡¯s spells, once her shield and sword, hung redundant in the air. The lack of live prey left a gaping hole in their strategy, fueling suspicion and paranoia among them. With no monsters to fend off, how soon would it be before she needed to turn those spells against her own allies? Heather¡¯s mind buzzed with relentless doubts about loyalty. With no external threats to keep them united, the tension was palpable¡ªit wasn¡¯t a matter of if things would fall apart, but when and who would strike first. Heather felt utterly alone among allies. Her slender, dark elf appearance, highlighted by her flowing white hair, belied the storm of turmoil inside her. What had once seemed a fantastical journey into a Realm of Magic had morphed into a harsh survival game where only the toughest could make it¡ªand she knew she wasn¡¯t tough. As they approached the boss chamber, the massive doors loomed ominously, standing like judgmental giants, reminding her of the looming confrontation. Heather¡¯s heart raced, pounding loud against the quiet, each beat screaming of imminent danger. She took deep breaths trying to calm her nerves, but her pulse raced uncontrollably, and her hands shook. That fear poured from her in droplets as she noticed Jason eyeing her like prey, but there was something else at play she couldn¡¯t explain. ~ Yua¡¯s arrival was marked by a visible trembling of her hands, a telltale sign of the inner turmoil beneath her enigmatic and composed demeanor. Despite her attempts at stoic outward calmness, doubt and fear clawed at her, threatening to undermine her resolve as she faced the boss¡¯s chamber. Standing tall and commanding, Yua¡¯s transformation into the body of a high elf had endowed her with an aura of confidence, even if it was somewhat feigned at the moment. Gifted with inherent intelligence and wisdom, she was renowned among her peers for her swift decision-making and sound judgment in the most challenging situations, even before her arrival in this magical place. Yet now, she found herself grappling with internal fears, as if some external force was deliberately stoking the flames of her apprehension. As Yua approached the imposing doors, darkness seemed to seep into her very being, suffusing her mind and spirit with a heavy sense of oppression. A malevolent presence lurked on the other side, poised to strike at a moment¡¯s notice. She quickly checked her system page to verify that she wasn¡¯t under any status ailments, specifically looking for Fear, but it showed nothing. This was not entirely reassuring, however. When Jason had killed Sophia, he had used an area debuff that hadn¡¯t shown up either. It appeared they could surprise each other with spells that didn¡¯t register on the system sheets¡ªa rule that, thankfully, did not apply to the monsters they faced. The sensation of being watched intensified, engulfing Yua in an overwhelming wave of dread that clung to her like a shroud, impossible to shake off. The weight of responsibility bore down on her as she stood before the entrance to the boss¡¯s chamber. She knew that the outcome of the impending battle rested not only on her shoulders but also on the collective actions of her fellow candidates¡ªindividuals who would soon become her enemies. The gravity of the situation was daunting, with the fate of their shared conflict hanging in the balance. Taking a deep breath, Yua clung to the hope that her resolve and fearlessness would ignite a spark within Heather, propelling them forward as a unified force to escape together¡ªthough deep down, she knew this was a lie, a beautiful but unattainable dream. Still, she held onto it regardless. Yua steeled herself, ready to confront her fears head-on and, if necessary, to eliminate the other candidates at the first hint of betrayal. Together, she and Heather would seize their chance to escape, leaving behind the trial altogether. That was the dream, at least¡ªthe delusional outcome she desperately craved. ~ Jason approached the door, outwardly calm but internally seething with dark intent. He scanned the others, not as mere opponents in a game, but as prey, assessing their vulnerabilities with the cold detachment of a hunter. His sense of superiority wasn¡¯t just a delusion; he was genuinely confident that his cunning and ruthlessness would ensure his survival. Oh yes, he was fully intent on betraying every last one of them. His unsettling grin, complete with sharp, needle-like teeth, sent shivers down the spines of the other four whenever they met his gaze. He fancied himself a dark, video game-esque warrior from some Kombat game, with his wild, Scissorhands-esque hair only adding to his nightmarish appearance. Fully transformed into a dark fae, he had embraced his new form¡¯s cruel and sinister nature, finding himself perfectly at home in this twisted wonderland. The awkward and nervous tension among the un¡ªor rather¡ªsuspecting group only fueled Jason¡¯s sadistic pleasure. Each passing moment brought him closer to the thrill of the hunt. Despite having scouted the toad boss just a few days ago, a new, uneasy sensation tugged at his instincts¡ªsomething was different this time. Dismissing it as pre-hunt excitement, Jason relished the anticipation of dispatching his companions and savoring their hearts. Aware of the whispered plots and fleeting alliances around him¡ªwhether real or imagined¡ªJason remained aloof, confident in his ability to outmaneuver them all. The upcoming boss battle presented the perfect opportunity, and he was fully poised to exploit it. As the others mentally prepared for the fight, he lingered nearby, ever watchful, waiting for the perfect moment to strike, whether it be before, during, or after the boss fight.If you encounter this narrative on Amazon, note that it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it. In Jason¡¯s mind, the choice was simple: either collaborate with the others to face the boss or eliminate each candidate one by one, claiming their hearts as trophies. By doing so, he could confront the boss alone, bolstered by the new levels and skills acquired from their hearts. Standing among them, feigning camaraderie as they gathered their courage, Jason¡¯s thoughts lingered on the sinister joy of the hunt. The idea of executing his plan, turning each of his fellow candidates into prey, filled him with a perverse excitement. He was poised to prove himself as the ultimate predator, the Dark Champion of this nightmarish realm. For Jason, the forthcoming battle was not merely about victory¡ªit was about asserting his dominance and ensuring he was the sole survivor, reveling in the carnage he anticipated. ~ Rob shuffled in, a bundle of nerves wrapped in overwhelming fear and uncertainty. At just fifteen, the youngest member of the shaky alliance, he felt completely out of his depth in this strange new world. The idea of betraying his companions weighed heavily on him. He wasn¡¯t na?ve, but he simply didn¡¯t have it in him to be the one to do it¡ªthe very thought of having to shed blood and kill his party members froze him up inside. He was just a kid, after all! Deep down, he was begging¡ªno, pleading!¡ªfor some kind of miracle, anything to get through this nightmare dungeon alive, without any blood on his hands. He had awoken in the body of a half-orc, surrounded by a world steeped in death. Despite his orcish physique, strong enough to bench press a small horse, Rob also exhibited a certain slenderness, perhaps elvish, in his other half. Yet, his entire demeanor contradicted the typical orcish confidence one might expect, with his shoulders slouched in doubt. His brow was perpetually furrowed, reflecting a seriousness and intensity that seemed too mature for his young age, as if the expression had been permanently etched into the wrinkles of his new face. In his previous life, Rob was an avid gamer, often daydreaming of becoming a paladin¡ªa paragon of justice and a master of divine powers. However, fate had cruelly twisted his path, casting him as a necromancer, a role that deeply clashed with his aspirations and left him grappling with his true purpose in this harsh new reality. To make matters worse, the constant stench of the undead was not just unsettling; it constantly turned his stomach upside down. Huuurk! Noticing Jason¡¯s glare, Rob decided it was best to edge a few steps to the side, inching closer to the doors. He wasn¡¯t oblivious to Jason¡¯s sinister ambitions; the memory of what Jason had done to Sophia stirred a profound sense of revulsion within him. More than anything, Rob wanted to follow his moral compass¡ªand that meant running! Running far away from this horrible place! As Rob lingered near the entrance, he was uncomfortably accompanied by two undead goblins. Despite his efforts to shuffle away from Jason and maintain some distance, he hadn¡¯t quite managed to escape the foul stench of his goblins. Every attempt to move away proved futile; they seemed almost tethered to him, serving as a constant, decaying reminder of his unwanted necromancer role. Huuurk! ¡°Shit man, I swear if you dry heave one more time...¡± Jason started, biting back the rest of his sentence. Gulping down the bile that rose in his throat, Rob¡¯s mind churned with a storm of unsettling thoughts. The massive doors before him served as a grim reminder of the weighty consequences they faced. Failing to overcome the imminent challenge would unravel the tenuous truce holding them together and unleash a spiral of betrayal and violence. What disturbed Rob even more was the uncharacteristic silence that cloaked Jason¡ªwell, apart from the not-so-subtle threat that accompanied his complaints about Rob¡¯s dry heaving. It felt as if a cloud of unease had settled upon the group, and Rob couldn¡¯t shake the feeling that something was amiss, as if the truce would shatter after this next fight. Despite his fear, he clung steadfastly to his sense of justice and morality, hoping they would guide him through the encroaching darkness. Sensing his fear, Rob¡¯s two undead goblins became particularly clingy¡ªHuuurk¡ªseemingly ready to protect him. However, Rob had a different task planned for them: to serve as a diversion against Jason, giving him the chance to run. His primary objective was survival, demanding unwavering determination and resourcefulness. The instinct to flee surged within him, tempting him with the promise of safety, but Rob understood that fleeing now would only invite Jason¡¯s swift and ruthless pursuit. Moreover, he was uncertain how the others would react. With great reluctance, he steeled himself as best as any fifteen-year-old trapped within a grown man¡¯s¡ªor rather, an orc¡¯s¡ªbody could. He prepared for the impending battle, drawing upon his wits as his most potent weapon. Though he had once dreamed of the paladin¡¯s path, he clung to that distant ideal¡ªah, who was he kidding? Right now, he only cared about surviving! ~ Jeremy found himself in the body of a formidable beastkin, complete with broad shoulders, canine traits¡ªincluding fur and a wolfish muzzle¡ªand a resonant, booming voice. Though he would never admit it, being a furry in his past life made him quite pleased with this transformation. His inherent potential as a fearsome warrior was unmistakable, making him a formidable presence within the group of five. Driven by a naturally protective nature, Jeremy was constantly working to maintain harmony and peace among his companions. Their next challenge was a colossal red toad, a dangerous adversary that demanded collective teamwork to overcome. Despite his reservations, Jeremy¡¯s resolve remained unshaken. He understood the gravity of their situation: their survival depended on their ability to confront the boss together, otherwise their fragile truce might dissolve into chaos. Taking a deep breath, he mentally steeled himself for whatever lay ahead. The massive doors of the boss¡¯s chamber stood before him, serving as a daunting reminder of the difficult task awaiting them. Yet, Jeremy¡¯s determination appeared unshaken. Despite his outward composure, he readied himself for the impending battle, committed to persevering at any cost¡ªor so he tried to convince himself. In truth, utter Fear had gripped his heart, sending a chill through his veins that belied his confident facade. ~ As Heather and the other candidates ventured further into the boss¡¯s chamber, anticipation burned within them, fueled not by eagerness for the impending battle but by anxiety about what would come after. Their expectations shattered upon witnessing an unexpected sight. Instead of the anticipated toad, they beheld the presence of a stunning woman¡ªflawless white skin, cascading raven hair, and elegant attire akin to a gothic summer dress. She exuded an aura of otherworldly beauty and power, standing confidently with one hand on her hip. ¡°Hey, doesn¡¯t she look like¡­¡± Jason said, his hand shaking as if trying to catch the name from the air. ¡°Blake Lively?¡± Yua suggested with a quiver. ¡°No!¡± Jason shook his head, seemingly immune to the same Fear that gripped the rest. ¡°But now that you mention it, I can sort of see it¡­ No! You know, that chick from that crazy split personality movie¡ªwhat was it?¡± ¡°P-Princess Peaches! Peach?¡± Rob blurted out with a gasp, as if he¡¯d been holding his breath the whole time. Jason and the rest gave him an odd look before shaking their heads. The woman¡¯s mesmerizing gaze, bathed in a molten iron hue, held an unsettling quality, yet she watched them, seemingly entertained by their conversation. It was as if the radiance of an angelic being was juxtaposed with the hunger of a ravenous demon, her porcelain doll-like appearance belying the presence of unimaginable horrors lurking within her. As her lips curved into a smile, revealing porcelain white teeth contrasted against black gums, the air thickened with an unmistakably terrifying aura, sending shivers down the spines of all who stood before her. ¡°Are you with the vampires?¡± Jeremy asked, unable to hide the tremor in his voice. Her burning eyes shifted toward him, their eerie glow intensifying her presence. She smiled with cruel delight and breathed out, ¡°No.¡± An overwhelming feeling of discomfort permeated the air, as if they were inhaling a dense fog. The candidates¡ªexcept for Jason¡ªexchanged uneasy glances, their expressions reflecting the fear and uncertainty they felt while standing before the strange woman, all under the full force of her ominous aura. Suddenly, she began muttering to herself, her words so hushed they were barely audible, yet they stirred a sense of unease and madness within them. ¡°Ugh, am I sure about this? I mean, seriously, why wouldn¡¯t I? But still, I can¡¯t help but question it. Am I second-guessing myself?¡± Abruptly, her attention shifted from them, her demonic orange eyes disinterestedly fixating on her own black nail polish. It was as though she deemed their presence beneath her, fueling their growing discomfort and trepidation. Her murmurs persisted, seemingly oblivious to their existence, intensifying their dread and confirming that the unsettling aura they had felt upon entering emanated solely from her. ¡°No, I¡¯m not second-guessing myself! Yeah, yeah, I need their skills! Stronger! It¡¯s all about the skills! No more bosses means death to the users!¡± A smile spread across her face as her haunting eyes roamed over them. ¡°I bet you¡¯ll each taste amazing,¡± she said, licking her lips with a creepy black tongue. Jason scoffed, ¡°I¡¯d like to see your crazy ass try.¡± However, none of the others shared his bravado; they looked nervous, as if Fear still had a firm grip on them. Heather took a nervous gulp and whispered, ¡°Appraisal!¡± The air grew heavy as she braced herself for the revelation that awaited her. Horror washed over her as the screen materialized in her vision, freezing her in place. ¡°We¡ªwe can¡¯t take her,¡± Heather gasped, her voice so low that none of the others heard. B01C20 – NIGHTMARES & TENTACLES – PART 2 Five hours earlier... Or was it twenty minutes? Seriously, time loves taking its sweet¡ªtime?¡ªwhen you¡¯re bored out of your skull! But wait, I don¡¯t have a skull. Huh. Semantics always messing with my mind. Regardless, I¡¯m pretty sure¡ªlike, twenty percent sure¡ªit¡¯s only been twenty minutes, so maybe ignore that whole ¡°five hours earlier¡± bit. Waiting in the toad boss¡¯s chamber, I nestled into a perfect Asian squat¡ªscratch that, it sounds a bit racist¡­ Japanese schoolgirl squat? Nah, too bathroom-y fetish-sounding. Just picture a deep, relaxed squat¡ªugh! You know what? Think of my current position more like a chaotic contortionist¡¯s crouch. Wait, now that sounds even more sexual. Let¡¯s just move on, okay? There I was, hunched over, repeatedly casting Fear to see how long the cooldown was on that area skill¡ªverdict? No fucking clue! Meanwhile, I was fiddling manically with Silk Webbing, throwing every ounce of my crazed insight into mastering it. Sure, I could use my skill to weave intricate silk that looked like ghost-white skin¡ªskin that would give Tim Burton a hard-on¡ªbut that was all done subconsciously (which might actually be better, not so much for my inner control freak). Trying to do it on command? That¡¯s a bit harder. Take teeth, for example¡ªyeah, I have teeth woven out of silk... but no actual biting with them¡ªthey¡¯re too soft. Still, they were woven from my subconscious desire, probably because having teeth felt natural, so naturally, I wove them. But hey, either way, they look great next to my black gums and tongue. That being said, I was curious about what my controlling nature could do with this silk¡ªbesides going full dominatrix like I did with that lizard. Oh, that was fun! Mhmm. And tasty¡ª ¡°Ah-ha! Cat¡¯s cradle,¡± I cackled, my head and butt shimmying in harmony at my triumph! Silk strings swirled between my fingers as I held them before me, proudly displaying my mastery¡ª Huuurk! ¡°Shit man, I swear if you dry heave one more time...¡± ¡ªThey¡¯re here! My head snapped sharply upwards¡ªor downwards, from your perspective¡ªas I focused on the sounds coming from outside the doors. Black tendrils, which I called hair, stood straight up into the air¡ªoh, right! Did I forget to mention I had been doing all this from the ceiling? What can I say? Spider Walk is just too badass! Not sure how to use it in combat; it¡¯s not like I could leap far¡ªthough, I do have Leap waiting to be selected. That said, I can Burst in any direction. I quickly flipped upright falling to the ground, rushing around like a madwoman searching for something to sit on and look menacing, like a throne! Sadly, there was nothing¡ªnot even the boss¡¯s corpse¡ªwhat can I say? I was hungry! Where to go? Where to go? Go there! I sprinted to the center of the circular chamber, put a hand on my hip, and struck my best disinterested pose as the doors creaked open. ~ Five minutes later¡­ or now! ¡°We¡ªwe can¡¯t take her,¡± Heather gasped, her words fraying like a thin thread in the oppressive air of anticipation. Her eyes were glued to the system screen, her Appraisal returning nothing but more questions.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE AppraisalResults Error. Error. Admin:\Magic>Login_ Target Data Overridden. Reinitializing Skill Request... Request Accepted. Appraisal Results: Restricted. V:\>
Heather stood in shock, her mind racing. The woman¡¯s abilities¡ªneither weaknesses nor resistances¡ªwere visible. Normally, the system would outline something, yet now it displayed only one detail about her: Restricted. What truly unnerved Heather, though, was the involvement of an admin in restricting the woman¡¯s information. Around her, the others seemed unperturbed, their eyes fixated on the enigmatic woman before them. Lost in their own calculations and unaware of Heather¡¯s distress, they did not grasp the gravity of Heather¡¯s revelation¡ªthat this woman was under the protection of the admin; a foe they were unprepared to face. Despite the undercurrent of fear permeating the room, Jason¡¯s resolve only hardened. His eyes, sharp and calculating, studied the strange woman¡¯s form, his spirit not daunted but invigorated by the looming challenge. Yua, gathering her courage, voiced the question hanging heavily in the air, ¡°What level is she?¡± No answer came from Heather as the strange woman continued her murmurs, detached from the reality around her. ¡°Yeah, I got this! Yeah, piece of cake, totally got this!¡± Yua¡¯s elven ears caught snippets of the woman¡¯s whispers¡ªher words fragmented and elusive, painting a portrait of chaos that left her convinced: the woman was nuts! Uncertainty gnawed at the others, their conviction wavering. Yet, they maintained a facade of resilience, well aware of the consequences of doubt¡ªthough that was a lie. Rob appeared on the verge of panic, his face pale and sweaty as if he might collapse at any moment. Heather¡¯s usually dark complexion turned ashen, a testament to her fear. Jeremy¡¯s eyes darted nervously, his uncertainty palpable. Yua¡¯s skin crawled, the hairs on her neck standing on end. Despite their fear, they steeled themselves for what was to come, the woman¡¯s manic whispers resonating around them like a harbinger of doom. ¡°I should savor the taste of their flesh. Mhmm! Yes. Yes. That sounds good,¡± the woman murmured to herself, her voice a disturbing blend of delight and malice, her head nodding in agreement with her own words. Jason¡¯s smirk, edged with a hint of madness, widened. ¡°This bitch is crazy!¡± Jeremy interjected urgently, ¡°Heather, what¡¯s her level?¡± ¡°I¡ªI don¡¯t know! The admin restricted any details about her,¡± Heather stammered, finally catching everyone¡¯s attention. ¡°What?!¡± Yua blurted out. ¡°Appraisal was restricted by the admin,¡± Heather replied. ¡°Restricted?¡± Yua repeated, disbelief coloring her tone. Jason laughed, the sound slicing through the tension. ¡°Hahahaha! This just got a lot more interesting.¡± Rob suggested, his voice tinged with fear, ¡°I think we should run.¡± Jason dismissed Rob¡¯s concerns with a confident wave. ¡°Don¡¯t be a coward! If we work together, we can take her down without a problem.¡± Heather¡¯s voice trembled as she tried to emphasize the threat of the admin. Yet, her words fell on deaf ears. Jason, still laughing, suddenly surged forward at the woman, his determination unwavering. The others stood frozen, caught off-guard. Meanwhile, the enigmatic woman seemed barely aware of their presence. As Jason closed in, her arm erupted, her white skin unfurling like threads as a single black tentacle lashed out, poised for a lethal strike.This story has been taken without authorization. Report any sightings. In a flash, her tentacle smacked Jason across the face, sending him spinning through the air before he crashed down, his body writhing in agony as if his flesh were dissolving in acid, purple veins crawling visibly under his skin. A scream distorted Jason¡¯s features, but no sound escaped; he froze as if petrified. Meanwhile, the woman¡¯s tentacle reverted back into a human arm, its skin eerily absent. She shifted her focus from her nails to Jason, her eyes burning with an unsettling orange glow, radiating a fierce inner light. Detached yet observant, she watched Jason¡¯s plight, leaving the rest of the group speechless and frozen in disbelief. Time seemed to stretch into an agonizing silence until it shattered. Jason disappeared from the ground and reappeared suddenly beside Jeremy, his voice erupting in a sharp cry as he clutched his face in visible agony. ¡°That fucking bitch! She hit me with some sort of acid attack, and some kind of poison that paralyzed me,¡± Jason bellowed. ¡°What statuses did the system show?¡± Jeremy queried. ¡°It didn¡¯t.¡± A heavy silence fell. The only other time statuses had been absent was a haunting memory¡ªwhen Jason had turned on them to kill Sophia. Otherwise, the system always revealed the nature of every monster they faced. The porcelain-skinned woman chuckled, amused by the turmoil she induced. ¡°That was a bit much, wasn¡¯t it?¡± she mused, her mischievous gaze flickering. ¡°I haven¡¯t killed him... yet.¡± Pausing, she seemed to listen to whispers only she could hear. ¡°No rush. No rush at all. Let¡¯s have fun with my food first,¡± she grinned. Jason¡¯s agony widened Heather¡¯s eyes in shock. With hesitant steps, she approached him, her hand trembling as she reached out to touch his shoulder. Muttering a shaky incantation, she invoked, ¡°Heal!¡± A warm glow radiated from her touch, wrapping Jason in a soothing aura, gradually reversing the damage wrought by the acidic slap. Despite her actions, Heather¡¯s true feelings for Jason were far from compassionate. She loathed him deeply, yearning to see him suffer. She knew well that he would not hesitate to harm her if their roles were reversed. But survival trumped hate, making it crucial to keep him alive, even if reluctantly. Yua snapped, ¡°We¡¯ve got to work together, you dumbass!¡± ¡°Yeah, I think I figured that out,¡± Jason grumbled, standing upright, his wounds now healed. The initial shock of fear and personal grievances faded as they recognized the necessity of unity against the looming threat. The mysterious woman posed a danger they could only face together. Reluctantly, they set aside their differences, even Jason acknowledging the need for solidarity. Steeling themselves, they prepared for the battle ahead, knowing that only through cooperation could they hope to survive¡ªor so they would have liked to have believed. Yua lashed out with no plan, her voice fierce and panicked, ¡°I call upon you, oh dark goddess, heed my plea, Darkness Arrow!¡± Jeremy followed suit, lashing out in blind fear, ¡°From the gastral depths of my soul, I call forth, Acid Ball.¡± ¡°Incantations, seriously?¡± the woman scuffed. The dual attacks struck the monster disguised as a stunning woman with full force. She screamed in agony and stumbled, collapsing to her hands and knees. Jason burst into triumphant laughter, but Heather, noticing the smile on the woman¡¯s face, shivered. ¡°Dramatic? Yep! Still, I knew that year I took in drama would be worth it someday,¡± the woman snickered, unnoticed by the others. ¡°Fear the phantoms, for they shall consume you,¡± Jason chanted before vanishing, ¡°Phantom Slash!¡± He materialized above the woman, a wicked smile spreading across his face as she writhed and trembled below. Filled with sadistic delight, he raised his sword, relishing the anticipation of delivering the final blow. As he swung the blade toward her neck, a chilling realization struck him¡ªthe woman¡¯s cries were of perverse pleasure, not pain. Her laughter resonated through the chamber, mixing confusion and trepidation within him. Undaunted, Jason pressed on with his attack. However, just as his sword was poised to strike, the woman vanished in a blur. Jason found himself slashing at empty air, his face contorting with perplexity as he grappled with her sudden disappearance. ¡°What just happened?¡± Jeremy asked. They all stood in stunned silence. Rob was the first to catch sight of her¡ªright beside him! The woman¡¯s appearance had undergone a dramatic transformation. Her face now appeared almost alien, resembling a mask, and her dress clung tightly to her curves, accentuating her newfound allure. Her entire body was an oily black, and her hair, matching in color, cascaded down to the small of her back, moving with sinister intent as if alive. Despite these changes, her glowing orange eyes remained unmistakable, piercing through the darkness with an intense, unwavering gaze. ¡°My turn,¡± she cooed. One of her arms had twisted into a tentacle, ensnaring one of Rob¡¯s undead goblins as he stumbled backward. The goblin struggled desperately but in vain; it dissolved within her grasp, its innards spilling to the ground as its flesh melted away. ¡°Aw, that¡¯s the best part,¡± she sighed. Meanwhile, the second goblin leaped between Rob and the woman, bravely positioning itself to shield its necromancer master. Jason yelled in frustration, ¡°WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!¡± ¡°Yua, how long until you can recast Darkness Arrow?¡± Jeremy asked while considering their options. ¡°It normally takes around three minutes. What about your Acid Ball?¡± ¡°Same,¡± he groaned. The woman shifted her gaze from the oozing goblin guts back to the group, a smirk playing on her lips. ¡°Really? Discussing cooldowns right in front of your enemy? Come on, isn¡¯t that, like, Gamer 101?¡± She paused, tapping her lip with a theatrical flair. ¡°And while we¡¯re on the topic, just how did you geniuses figure out your cooldown timers?¡± ¡°FUCK YOU!¡± Jason screamed. Heather, however, immediately realized something was off about the woman¡¯s comment. ¡°How do you know about gamers?¡± she asked. ¡°Hmm...? Oh, well, that¡¯s an interesting little tidbit,¡± the woman mused, seemingly lost in her own thoughts. ¡°Maybe I shouldn¡¯t spill the beans... But then again, why not? It¡¯s not like it¡¯s going to change anything,¡± she continued, engaging in her peculiar self-dialogue. She then snapped her attention back to Heather, her eyes alight with a mix of madness and excitement. ¡°That¡¯s because I¡¯m a summon candidate too. Just. Like. You!¡± she declared with a twisted grin. ¡°And not only am I planning to win¡ªnot that I particularly care about the title of Dark Champion, I¡¯m here to steal your skills. And don¡¯t worry,¡± she added with a smile, ¡°I¡¯m really looking forward to savoring my meal when I devour each one of you!¡± ¡°She¡¯s a sadistic psychopath,¡± Jason stated. ¡°Well, isn¡¯t that rich,¡± the woman retorted, her voice dripping with sarcasm. ¡°A demon accusing the devil of being sadistic? At least I have the decency to finish my meals, unlike you, who leave behind a delicious corpse after your murderous rampage. What a waste of a perfectly good meal. Oh, what was her name again¡­ Sophia?¡± Her tone, mocking and amused, carried a dark undercurrent. Rob stepped back, his last remaining undead goblin in tow. ¡°Who are you?¡± he asked. ¡°Hmm... Oh... Uh, what? Didn¡¯t I just tell you who I am?¡± the woman responded, her voice tinged with a mix of confusion and irritation. Jeremy advanced confidently, his voice steady though he tried to mask his underlying fear. ¡°We don¡¯t need to resort to violence,¡± he said. ¡°Perhaps we could collaborate and find a way to escape this dungeon without having to murder each other.¡± ¡°That¡¯s a fair point,¡± she mused, her smile unfaltering. ¡°But, alas, it will not come to pass. For I am hungry, and you are here. Besides, Team Evil boasts a gorgeous vampire I¡¯d love to hook up with, but I need your skills to complete the admin¡¯s little side quest first,¡± she added with a grin. Jason nodded in understanding, then paused, perplexed. ¡°Side quest?¡± Rob was consumed by fear, the thought of dying in this cursed place overwhelming him. Despite daydreaming of himself as a noble, heroic paladin, the reality of being summoned as an evil half-orc necromancer clashed with everything he believed. Determined not to let fear control him, Rob pushed away the negative thoughts. Deep down, he knew he was lying to himself about being brave. With a silent whimper, he extended his hand toward the woman and began chanting his most powerful spell, ¡°The death of the undying pain knows no end, Necrotic Flame.¡± As the incantation slipped from Rob¡¯s lips, light blue flames erupted, converging into a colossal wave aimed straight at the woman. Yet, with alarming speed, she vanished in a blur. Her wicked and delighted laughter echoed through the chamber, but as they glanced around, she was nowhere to be seen. ¡°Why are your Necrotic Flames blue?¡± she asked, her glee unabated by the situation. Startled, Yua glanced up, yelped, and stumbled backward, collapsing onto the ground, her screams of horror piercing the air. The woman chuckled at the sight, her wicked grin unwavering as she stood on the ceiling, right above Rob. ¡°I just want to go home!¡± Rob cried out¡ªAck! With a swift flick of her wrist, her arms transformed into sinister tentacle-like appendages, swiftly wrapping tightly around Rob¡¯s neck and his undead goblin, both still within arm¡¯s reach as she stood upside down on the ceiling above them. As she tightened her grip, she muttered in frustration, ¡°Ugh, seriously? Why are mine green and purple, but yours are blue?¡± She paused her ramblings to glance down¡ªor was it up?¡ªat Yua, who remained beneath them. Rob and his remaining goblin dangled in her grasp as she lifted them off the ground. ¡°Will you stop screaming? It makes talking to myself¡ªI mean, to him¡ªreally hard.¡± The group stood frozen in confusion and disbelief as Rob, paralyzed by Fear¡ªor perhaps more accurately, immobilized by an entirely different skill¡ªremained suspended in her grasp. Suddenly, his body collapsed, his head separating as his neck dissolved within her grip. The severed head bounced on the ground, coming to a stop just centimeters away from Heather, whose scream echoed Yua¡¯s, amplifying the horror of the gruesome sight. Meanwhile, the woman¡¯s other tentacle maintained its vice-like grip on the struggling goblin, tightening with sadistic pleasure. Her moans of twisted delight filled the air, adding a chilling soundtrack to the horrifying scene. The abrupt loss of Rob struck Heather and the remaining candidates with a heavy blow. The two girls¡¯ continued screams rattled through the chamber, mingling with the woman¡¯s moans that followed Rob¡¯s brutal demise. As Heather stared into his lifeless eyes, a wave of fear enveloped the group, freezing them in place. Jason, his voice thick with disappointment and a twisted hunger, muttered, ¡°Dammit, I wanted the fucking pleasure of ending him myself.¡± Jeremy, overwhelmed by a mix of emotions, shouted in fury, ¡°Murderer!¡± Summoning the full extent of his powers, he declared, ¡°I call forth the rage of the gods, Death Bolt!¡± A vibrant, purple lightning bolt surged from his hand, striking the woman with cataclysmic force. She was hurled from the ceiling and through the air as the goblin turned to ash in her grasp. Her body smashed into the wall with a sickening splat of black ooze, causing half the chamber to collapse from the initial impact of the skill. The group fell into stunned silence as stones rained around them, grappling with the horrifying spectacle they had just witnessed. Heather sniffled, tears streaming down her cheeks, while Jason¡¯s jaw went slack, his jagged teeth hanging in disbelief. Jeremy exhaled relief and adrenaline, and Yua remained frozen on the ground, her mind racing with shock and fear. ¡°What the fuck was that skill?!¡± Jason cursed in shock. ¡°Run!¡± Jeremy bellowed as more stones began to fall. Heather''s voice cracked as she cried out, "What about Rob?" Each word was drenched in desperation. ¡°Leave his dead ass!¡± Jason yelled as he sprinted for the exit. Yua remained silent as she hurried after Jason, scrambling over debris. Stone by stone, the chamber continued to crumble around them as they fled the boss chamber, huffing and heaving for breath. Then there were four of them... B01C21 - Arrogance Sleeps Ever had one of those days when you realize nothing¡¯s going to go as planned? Yeah, I call those Bullshit Days¡ªtrademark pending. My fight couldn¡¯t have gone any better if I¡¯d planned it myself¡ªwhich, of course, I hadn¡¯t. I¡¯m a fly-by-the-seat-of-my-pants kind of girl. That approach got me through my last life, and look at me now¡ªI died, got reincarnated (well, had my soul summoned) into a monster. Oh, and I¡¯ve turned into a bit of a cannibalistic bitch¡ªthe bitch part is a carryover. Pretty sure my ADHD hitched a ride into this new life, too. But all things considered, improvising just works for me. ¡°I call forth the rage of the gods, Death Bolt!¡± Puppy Chow bellowed, snapping my attention to the mutt-looking bastard of the group. A vibrant purple lightning bolt surged from his hand, whizzing at me with devastating force. My first thought? What¡¯s with the incantation shit? It makes them sound like idiots! ¡ªI know, right! Sigh. ¡°I really need to stop chatting up a storm with myself in my own head. It makes me seem crazier,¡± I groaned, just as the bolt struck me¡ªcenter fucking mass! My undead goblin snack had ceased struggling, as though the magic binding it to unlife had simply given up when the big green orc¡¯s head tumbled off¡ªtypical. I do enjoy it when they squirm. Nonetheless, I was all too eager to devour it, but just my luck, it disintegrated to ash in my grip as I was slammed by that purple attack. I was catapulted from the ceiling, where I had been standing upside down, into a dizzying cartwheel through the air. I crashed into the wall with a sickening splat, my body reverting to black ooze upon impact. Around me, the chamber began to collapse¡ªstones groaning and dust billowing like the budget special effects in a cheap knock-off Indiana Jones film. Perhaps a smidge of planning wouldn¡¯t have been entirely pointless for this fight after all. A system popup flashed before my mind just as my world dissolved into darkness...
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE StatusAlert [Null] Status Detected [SD] Resist Status: None [Inactive] Affliction: [Null] Effects Applied: - All Immunities Temporarily Nullified. - All Resistances Temporarily Nullified. - All Passive Buffs Temporarily Nullified. V:\>
Did¡ªDidn¡¯t they say something about status effects not showing up from other users, or some... something like¡­ that...? ¡°Hi!¡± A cheerful little girl¡¯s voice echoed from the darkness, rousing me from sleep. I blinked several times, only to find myself sprawled on my back, staring up at a forest canopy while snowflakes played their silent symphony around me. Groaning, I sat up and noticed I was decked out in a plaid skirt and my old I Decapitate Teddy Bears t-shirt¡ªall signs of my gooey flesh were gone. I was back to being human¡ªmy past self! I looked around, a vague sense of recognition washing over me. Was¡ªwas I sleeping? ¡°Would you like to play with me?¡± Whirling toward the voice, I was jolted to see a meadow, lush and vibrant, as though captured in eternal spring, complete with a storybook cottage perched on a hill. There, in this too-perfect scene, stood a skeleton the size of a kindergartener, her black eye sockets shining with sheer delight. Her long hair cascaded from her skull in deep purple, nearly black at the roots, fading to bright blue at the tips. She bounced energetically on her bony feet, her bones clinking melodically beneath her yellow dress, clearly eager for my response. A talking skeleton¡ªsure, why not? I¡¯ve seen stranger shit. ¡°Where am I?¡± I asked, my breath visible in the brisk forest air. ¡°Why does all this look so familiar?¡± ¡°You¡¯re in the Realm of Dreams¡ªor Dream Realm, same thing,¡± she shrugged. The skeleton leaned forward as if to whisper, careful not to cross the visible line that separated the lush green meadow from the snow-covered forest. ¡°Though if you ask me, it feels more like purgatory. Big Sis can only do so much by herself, especially with all the new souls from outside realms being brought over¡ªor kidnapped?¡± She tapped her finger against her jaw, the bones clinking. ¡°Apparently, they can¡¯t visit this place in their dreams¡ªsomething about the mana of their souls being off. Yet, that doesn¡¯t stop them from crowding this place in death. Seriously, it feels like it¡¯s going to burst from overcrowding, all due to the broken cycles of reincarnation. Big Sis should really build a wall and make Magic pay for it. Still, I¡¯m really excited to see a dreamer here! So, do you want to play with me?¡± I hate kids.This tale has been unlawfully obtained from Royal Road. If you discover it on Amazon, kindly report it. I shook my head a few times, trying to process all that the pint-sized skeleton had just word-vomited. ¡°Big Sis?¡± I asked, still disoriented. ¡°Well¡­ she claims I¡¯m older, but I don¡¯t have any memories of that,¡± she shrugged. ¡°Something about our souls sharing a single mother¡ªyou know, humanity from Earth. Apparently, we¡¯re all related¡ªour souls, not by blood but deeper. Could you imagine if it was by blood¡ªtalk about incest¡ªyuck! But we¡¯re not related to those huymies or whatever they call them here. Well, they¡¯re not exactly from here, but not from Earth either. You know what I mean, right?¡± No! ¡°Though,¡± she continued, rambling on, ¡°they do look a lot like Earthlings. I don¡¯t really get it. I guess it¡¯s like how there are tons of elf variations from all sorts of realms. Snow elves. Blood elves. High elves. Dark elves. You¡¯re from Earth too, aren¡¯t you? I can tell! But really, the elves all look amazing! I mean, have you seen a crystal elf¡ªtalk about Twilight sparkly vibes! I wish my soul had been summoned into the body of an elf instead of Yua and Heather. So jealous! I got stuck as a huymie¡ªor is it huyman? But Big Sis often looks like an old crone¡ªdon¡¯t tell her I said that!¡± she added, her voice rising to a squeak before shrugging. ¡°Though she won¡¯t get mad. She¡¯s super nice! I know Big Sis is trying her best to protect us from various players¡ªyou know, like fake gods and stuff like that¡ªfrom finding out about us. But she¡¯s rather limited in what she can do. Supposedly, her aunt¡ªor our aunt? You know, since you, I, and she are all sisters¡ªis being rather sneaky about something.¡± Her tone and demeanor quickly jumped back to excitement. ¡°So, want to play?!¡± ¡°What? Hold on.¡± I held out my hands to slow her down. Not sure where to begin, I started with, ¡°Sisters?¡± The skeleton girl cocked her head to the side, still bouncing on her toes. ¡°You know, since our souls all share a same mother.¡± ¡°Don¡¯t you mean, the same mother?¡± The pint-sized skeleton looked like she was smiling, eager to explain. She took a long, deep breath, her rib cage expanding beneath her yellow dress as she went for another mad word-vomit. ¡°Nope. Big Sis has two mothers, Life and Death. But all of humanity was only created by Life. Big Sis likes to call us Titans, which I think is a bit silly. Apparently, our souls, along with Life and nearly all of the gods, were banished from this realm a long, long time ago¡ªwe¡¯re talking eons¡ªduring a big war against the Eldritch. So you wouldn¡¯t believe how shocked Big Sis was when she found out about us being summoned here. Supposedly, only three gods and two Primordials were all that remained after the war, and they didn¡¯t know where we were banished to, so there was no way to get us back. They never imagined it would be within a mana-less void of a dead realm¡ªI mean, Earth, what a shithole, am I right?¡± Holy fuck, this damn kid can talk. ¡°Death didn¡¯t take the loss of her love and children very well¡ªgods, not Titans (humanity)¡ªand has been in self-imposed exile ever since destroying the Eldritch and scattering their remains across the realm. Magic has been stealing entire worlds from random realms, repopulating this one as she searches for her sister. Still, without Life, birthrates and reincarnation are practically zero¡ªI mean, it might happen occasionally, every hundred years or so, but it¡¯s so broken. ¡°At least with Death on an extended vacation, nobody is dying from old age. Though, if you ask me, I think Magic feels guilty since she¡¯s the one who created the Eldritch. Big Sis says Magic was jealous of her sister¡¯s creations and started playing outside her domain, which led to the creation of soulless monsters and the Eldritch. As a result, some of those that used to have high fertility rates in their old realms¡ªwe¡¯re talking about doing it like they do on the Discovery Channel¡ªoften give birth to soulless children ninety-nine point nine nine nine nine nine nine nine percent of the time.¡± Her skull suddenly lowered, her long purple and blue hair draping over her bony features as if cloaked in sorrow. ¡°Sadly, soulless offspring are more like feral beasts than people. It mostly affects goblins, orcs, and a few others, such as trolls, even some types of elves. Have you seen what a feral abyssal dwarf can do to someone with their bare hands? I¡¯ve only glimpsed a few replays from the nightmares of lost souls¡ªit¡¯s terrifying! ¡°Heck, most of those who get turned by vampires often end up feral. The only silver lining is that whatever species of feral, they won¡¯t attack those with souls of the same race, so goblins can live alongside feral goblins and such. I think that¡¯s why so many kingdoms try to eradicate them.¡± Well, this little chatterbox is an encyclopedia of doom and gloom¡ªand oh, so useful information. It¡¯s a bit tough to keep up with her whirlwind of info, but hey, she¡¯s painting a pretty vivid¡ªif bleak¡ªpicture of this mess. I mean, feral children, broken reincarnation, and entire worlds filled with fantasy races being stolen. And now I¡¯m what¡ªa long-lost Titan? Not with my slimy curves, I¡¯m not. ¡°Can we play now?¡± she exclaimed with a bounce. ¡°What do you mean with all this stuff about gods and Titans and us being siblings?¡± She took a huff, as if annoyed, ¡°I thought I already explained all that,¡± her shoulders slumping in defeat. ¡°Life created Titans, which caught the attention of Death or something like that, and they fell in love and made babies together, which were the gods. The end.¡± ¡°And what¡¯s the difference between a Titan and a god?¡± ¡°Oh! Big Sis explained that one to me,¡± she perked up, eager to explain something new. ¡°Titans can manipulate the ambient mana all around them to do their bidding. Gods are pretty much the same thing, but they can also turn themselves into mana. That¡¯s how Big Sis can move between the Ethereal Plane and the Natural Plane. They also have specialized domains, like how Big Sis is the Goddess of Dreams.¡± Ah-ha! The Natural Plane. ¡°Wait¡ªBig Sis is a goddess?¡± ¡°Mhmm,¡± she nodded. ¡°So¡­ Can we play now?¡± ¡°And the Goddess of Life created humanity or Titans?¡± ¡°No,¡± she plopped down on the ground in defeat. ¡°The Primordial of Life created the Titans. Think much more powerful and grander than a god, and there¡¯s only ever been three, Life, Death, and Magic. Apparently, there¡¯s a whole story to it, but Big Sis didn¡¯t go into detail on that portion yet. She likes having story nights¡ªthey¡¯re fun, you should come sometime.¡± ¡°Okay, so all the souls on Earth were created by this Primordial of Life, and we¡¯re siblings to the gods?¡± ¡°Well, I¡¯m pretty sure some humans on Earth are gods, but most are Titans. But, yeah, we¡¯re half-siblings with them. Though, supposedly, some souls are like identical twins, separated at creation, like real soulmates destined to need and be with one another,¡± she sighed almost wistfully. ¡°Isn¡¯t that romantic?¡± ¡°Sounds like incest to me,¡± I grumbled. ¡°Not when we¡¯re talking about souls!¡± She huffed and clambered back to her feet, fists on her hips. ¡°Can we play now or not?¡± ¡°Just a few more questions¡ª¡± A man¡¯s voice rippled from deep within the forest, a cry that sent a shiver through my soul. ¡°Aislinn!¡± I snapped my head in the direction, ready to sprint toward it. ¡°No,¡± she squeaked in fear, her bones rattling. ¡°You shouldn¡¯t go any further into the forest. That¡¯s where the nightmares live. You¡¯ll relive all your past pains of all your lives the deeper you go,¡± she took a step back from the line that separated the forest from the meadow. Her words played in my mind as I gazed in the direction I had heard the man cry out, memories of a woman dying in the snow, her lifeless eyes gazing into my own. ¡°Sophia, supper time!¡± a woman called out. I glanced back to see a young-looking woman standing by the cottage on the hill. ¡°We have a brother who just showed up. Come and greet Rob!¡± ¡°Coming, Duskara!¡± the skeleton yelled back. ¡°Sophia?¡± I glanced down at the little skeleton. She shrugged at me, ¡°Looks like we can¡¯t play this time. Shame really, I so love to go and torment Jason¡¯s dreams,¡± she waved before running off toward the cottage. I was torn. I wanted to head toward the cottage to seek more answers. ¡°Aislinn!¡± the man cried again, his voice echoing through the forest as if it were my own. Ignoring the cottage, I felt an undeniable pull in the opposite direction¡ªa deep desire to find something that¡¯s been missing, something I¡¯ve craved for longer than I¡¯ve been alive in any lifetime. Compelled by this longing, I took a step toward the man¡¯s voice. ¡°There you are,¡± came a woman¡¯s voice to my side. ¡°What must I do to keep you from this place?¡± I glanced over, only to see a glowing blue hand with pink wisps poke me in the forehead before everything faded to nothingness. B01C22 - ARROGANCE AWAKENS As if shaking off a strange dream, my mind tingled with numbness, memories already starting to blur. Visions of a skeleton kid, murmurs about Titans and gods, and a man¡¯s desperate cry echoed in my head. I¡¯m sure it¡¯ll all make sense eventually... or not. Buried beneath a mountain of stone and dirt, I was reduced to nothing more than a pitiful puddle of slime. Every inch of my gooey-esque body seethed with pain, all thanks to that oh-so-wonderful spell that had the nerve to blindside me. To pile on the misery, there was no notification to Absorb the orc¡¯s corpse. Had I even caught a glimpse of a death notification before Puppy Chow catapulted me into Dream La La Land? His skill was shocking; it really zapped all my passives and immunities into a fritz in a flash, like a bolt out of the blue¡ªor was it purple?¡ªa real zip! And yes, I can keep cracking these lightning puns all blasted day. They¡¯re just thundering around in my head (cloud, maybe?). I¡¯m such a fucking idiot! Earlier, I¡¯d been all high and mighty, convinced I had the upper hand. Thought I could wipe the floor with them, right? Instead, I let myself believe I was invincible, only to have my ass royally handed to me by one damn spell¡ªDeath Bolt. ¡ªI want it! And seriously¡ªwhere¡¯s the orc¡¯s corpse?! I¡¯m not joking. It better be around here, or... or I¡¯ll kill someone¡ªagain! Yeah, fear me! ¡°Ugh, Blake, you¡¯re so pathetic,¡± I gurgled out from my goo. With a groan, I began the delightful task of oozing out from under the avalanche of debris that had entombed me. It turns out that navigating through fallen rubble as a slime is quite a cinch. In what felt like less than three hours¡ªor was it three days? My timekeeping¡¯s a joke¡ªbut who¡¯s really keeping track? Anyway, I was free. Free at last. Thank¡ªnah, I won¡¯t be thanking any god or goddess. Fuck that! I swiftly began reconstructing my body, marveling at how much easier and more fluid shapeshifting had become with each iteration. While the days of my creepy-cute alien appearance were not entirely behind me¡ªI rather liked that look¡ªI now assumed the form of an alluring human woman, reminiscent of the actress I dripped over the most, with succubus-like curves. Weaving my Silk Webbing back together had become a seamless task¡ªthough it remained entirely subconscious. Whenever I tried to force it, the results were less than pretty. As I reformed, I made subtle adjustments to my attire, though it adopted a slightly different style with each reshaping. The intricate details, such as crafting my silk face or adorning my outfit with sinuous, writhing tendrils, flowed effortlessly. It was as if my skills possessed a will of their own, guiding my artistic choices with a twisted elegance, only screwing up when I tried to take control. That being said, I was starting to notice that I could use the skills without the system¡¯s hand-holding, though this was mostly for the passive ones. But here¡¯s a sneaky suspicion¡ªor, let¡¯s just call it an insight¡ªthat I might also be able to extend this newfound independence to my casting skills. Seeing all the mana swirling around me and understanding how my skills interacted with it made me suspect I could manipulate it directly. This could potentially wipe out my issues with running out of system mana. Plus, there¡¯s this vague memory from a dream hinting that I could actually control the mana around me. How badass would that be? Stretching my arms, I immediately fell to my knees in defeat when I realized I couldn¡¯t find the orc¡¯s corpse beneath all this debris. That battle had been an absolute disaster, and to make matters worse, the corpse! Yes, I know I¡¯m repeating myself, but seriously¡ªthe corpse! I wanted to sob over the lost opportunity for a new skill. However, my primary goal remained unchanged: kill the rest of them before retrieving Magic¡¯s little orb she wants so badly. Also, I probably should work on my idea of mastering spellcasting without being dependent on the system. It seemed like a straightforward task, but executing it in the heat of combat might prove to be a pain in the ass. Hopefully, it¡¯s as intuitive as the passive skills. Luxuriating in another big stretch and a delightful sigh, I managed to shake off the last pesky remnants of that spell¡¯s jitters lingering in my body. I took a step out of the boss chamber, having to squeeze myself supernaturally thin to make it through¡ªprobably should have waited to take human form until after I was out, seeing as I had to reform myself again. Once free, I froze with a large frown on my face. ¡°Um, which way did they go?¡± Frustrated, I reactivated Thermal. I admit, I probably should use this one more often... or better yet, could I use it with Mana Focus at the same time? Setting that idea aside for later, my world transformed into a surreal palette of gray with splashes of white. I scanned the ground, hoping to find footprints or something, and sure enough, a trail of white spots led right up to a nearby boulder. Um, white indicates warmth, if you didn¡¯t know¡ªwell, at least I think it does? It could also be a sign of mana in... Thermal? Okay, maybe not. Either way, the boulder was covered in fresh, little, white handprints, as if someone were hiding behind it.This story has been unlawfully obtained without the author''s consent. Report any appearances on Amazon. With a simple flex of my arm, it contorted and morphed into a grotesque black tentacle, slithering and writhing as it eagerly searched for the source of heat. At least I could polymorph without those pesky system commands¡ªa small victory in my quest for might. Suddenly, a startled yelp shattered the silence as the tentacle found its target. As I reeled it back toward me, a rush of anticipation surged through me, the primal desire for fresh blood and flesh tantalizingly stirred. Sure, I have a fondness for rotten meat, but fresh blood has its own allure¡ªand don¡¯t even get me started on the succulent intestines! My figurative heart raced with excitement, and a sadistic grin spread across my face. I pondered the new depths of depravity I could reach, reveling in the thought of killing, savoring the intoxicating power and control as I prepared to commit even more gruesome acts. But as my prey came into view, the horrifying truth struck me¡ªthe tentacle had ensnared a small goblin... just a mere child. However, for a moment, a conflicted feeling washed over me. The thought of preying on such innocence was disturbing. But my insatiable hunger, my thirst for power and dominance, overpowered any hint of compassion or remorse. I couldn¡¯t let this opportunity slip away, no matter how small and insignificant my meal might be. As I raised my tentacle, the child¡¯s wide, innocent eyes met mine, filled with a gleeful and trusting gaze. A pang of guilt pierced through the darkness, a flicker of my lost humanity reminding me of the atrocities I was about to commit. Yet, the hunger and bloodlust prevailed, extinguishing any remnants of empathy. With a cruel smile, I steeled myself to finish what I had started, determined to satisfy my insatiable appetite, regardless of the consequences. Ugh, but it¡¯s just that kid¡­ damn it! Isn¡¯t he like a forty or fifty-year-old kid? Hmm¡­ Something like that. Gandolf the Werewolf did imply this entire reality is like one big Neverland, didn¡¯t he? So, you can imagine my disappointment when I released the little shit. Frustrated, my annoyed voice tinged, I asked, ¡°Wartie, what in hell are you doing here?¡± ¡°Doodles and me follow, Muddy.¡± In his small palm, the goblin held up a square cube, revealing a tiny gelatinous cube monster that jiggled about, and to my surprise, with a soft and squeaky voice, it cried out, ¡°Kill me!¡± It talks? ¡°Right, Blake, I forgot about Polyglot,¡± I mused to myself. Oh, yeah! I remember that cube now. ¡°No, I Wartie, not Bleak. What ill polywater?¡± replied the goblin child. ¡°Oops!¡± I sighed, realizing that I had let my thoughts slip out without intending to. ¡°What wrong?¡± Wartie asked, his large saucer eyes filled with concern. ¡°Nothing to see here, just thinking aloud... Anyway! Did you happen to see four shady adventurers leaving this chamber while carrying a savory-looking, uh, I mean, a headless dead body?¡± I refused to acknowledge that they weren¡¯t adventurers but instead my fellow competitors in a trial to become the Dark Champion. I doubted they actually took the corpse; it was probably still buried within the boss chamber¡ªand I really didn¡¯t want to spend hours digging for it when I could be hunting down the others. Besides, the dog-faced one had the skill I wanted the most. ¡°Yes,¡± he nodded. ¡°And,¡± I replied with forced calm, my patience already thin. ¡°And?¡± The small cube continued to jiggle in the goblin¡¯s hand, letting out squeaking pleas, ¡°Kill me!¡± ¡°And... which way did they go?¡± I asked through gritted teeth as I ignored the cube. ¡°They go too deep roads. It deep below.¡± ¡°Didn¡¯t your Warchief mention the entrance to the deep roads or something?¡± ¡°Uh-huh,¡± he said while swaying back and forth on his heels. ¡°Did you hear them say anything as they went by?¡± ¡°Uh-huh.¡± For fuck¡¯s sake, I¡¯m gonna tear him apart! I paused to take a deep breath. My moral compass may be a bit skewed, but even I have my limits when it comes to killing children. But wait, he¡¯s not a child, just a goblin with the appearance and mindset of one. Argh! Fine, I won¡¯t murder the little bastard. Well¡­ ¡°Imp, uh, I mean, Wartie, can you tell me what they said?¡± I asked, my patience hanging by a thread. ¡°Okay¡­ Umm, but only four, no headless. They say, trial over, quitting, finding own exit, they say.¡± I was left in a state of total frustration. If those adventurers didn¡¯t have the body of the deceased candidate, then it was buried¡ªand I really, really didn¡¯t want to dig it up. To make matters even more perplexing, they were quitting the trial altogether. I mean, I didn¡¯t give two shits about the vampires¡¯ little trial either, but they can¡¯t just run away before I get my chance to kill them. That just wasn¡¯t fair! ¡°I¡¯m going to fight those big evil adventurers who killed you,¡± I smiled darkly. Wartie¡¯s eyes burned with fiery determination as he proclaimed, ¡°Revenge!¡± ¡°Kill me!¡± the tiny gelatinous cube cried out. ¡°Umm¡­ Wartie, can you hear your little pet cube speaking?¡± I asked. ¡°Muddy silly, Doodles cannot speak,¡± the kid laughed. The tiny cube jiggled in the goblin¡¯s palm and emitted a high-pitched squeak, ¡°End my misery!¡± I gazed upon the tiny wobbling cube and uttered, ¡°I see... Well, you take good care of Doodles. I¡¯m leaving. Places to go, adventurers to kill,¡± I waved as I turned my back to the goblin. ¡°I come!¡± he shouted out. FUCK! ¡°Oh no, you¡¯re not!¡± I growled. I spun around, my hair morphing into a large tentacle, slamming into the green bastard with tremendous force. He spun through the air in a blur of speed, the little cube howling with glee as the two slammed into the wall with a sickening splat. Um¡­ which way is it to the deep roads? FUCK! A long moment passed as I realized my mistake a bit too late. But to my relief, the little shit sat up, holding his head and groaning. A squeak of sorrow echoed from the cube, which, annoyingly, had also survived. ¡°Ugh. What. What happen?¡± Think, Blake! Think! ¡°Those people I¡¯m hunting surprised attacked us, but they got away,¡± I nodded a bit too emphatically. ¡°Hurry, you need to show me the way to the deep roads so we can catch up to them and get our revenge!¡± I smiled. ¡°Then I can kill you!¡± I whispered to myself. Oh, yes! B01C23 – Wasted Meal Blood splattered all over me, staining my silk flesh red as I pinned the little goblin beneath my hips. Atop him, I tore through his guts with utter delight. His intestines unraveled like unending sausage links, and I continued to pull, slurping them up with utter slow glee, savoring the moment and taste. Desperate hands flailed in an attempt to push me off, but I easily captured them with one hand and pinned them above his head as he thrashed beneath me. The goblin¡¯s screams and wails¡ªthe background music to my feast¡ªdrowned out even my moans of pleasure as he desperately cried for help, all while I reveled in the chaos. I won¡¯t lie; if he had turned out to be a child, I might have held myself back, but a fifty-year-old goblin was a whole other story. You know how goblins have that stereotype of being horny little bastards who¡¯ll fuck anyone? Well, it turns out, I¡¯m pretty sure it¡¯s true. I felt something swell beneath his loincloth, pressing firmly against my gooeyness. My orange eyes widened, their glow reflecting off him as I recoiled, releasing his arms in shock. ¡°You sick fuck,¡± I muttered, with a mouthful of intestines dangling from my lips down to the goblin¡¯s torn stomach. If not for that little loincloth, well... I shudder to think what almost happened. It must have been instinctual, as he didn¡¯t act upon it with a thrust; instead, he resumed flailing his arms in desperation. On the other hand, I activated Corrosive and listened as his cries escalated to a high-pitched scream while the unwelcome bulge dissolved beneath my hips. Of course, I made sure to turn the skill off before melting through him entirely¡ªI mean, there¡¯s no point in ending my meal too quickly. After all, I do love the struggle. All the while, his pet slime cried out, ¡°Me next! Me next!¡± ¡°Watcha doing?¡± I blinked a few times, then glanced to my side to see Wartie staring at me with wide, innocent eyes. ¡°Nothing,¡± I sighed. Ugh, I really need to stop daydreaming all the damn time. As Wartie led me deeper into the twisted tunnels, my mind savored various ways I could devour him. With each step, my excitement surged as I played out different scenarios. The anticipation would have pulsed through my veins¡ªif I had any¡ªas we continued. Beyond my desire to eat the goblin, I was itching to confront my fellow earthlings for a second round. However, I knew I needed to exercise patience for now, both with the goblin and the others. I really, really wanted their skills, especially that Death Bolt, but after my previous defeat, caution was necessary. Still, I was determined to make them suffer. As we ventured further into the darkness¡ªnot that I noticed with Mana Focus always active¡ªmy glowing orange eyes cast eerie reflections on the tunnel walls. Wherever I glanced, the light touched the crystal shards, illuminating their scattered fragments on the walls, ceiling, and floor with sparkling radiance. The atmosphere grew colder and more damp as we delved deeper. Our path narrowed and became cramped, forcing us to crawl. At times, I had to contort my form into odd shapes to make any progress. I wriggled, squeezed, and used Polymorph to maneuver through the tight openings of collapsed sections, determined to forge ahead. If not for my shapeshifting abilities, my succubus-esque curves would have gotten stuck more times than I could count. Meanwhile, my little goblin guide seemed to navigate the treacherous terrain with ease. As we continued, my mind happily wandered back to deliciously wicked daydreams, completely consumed by thoughts of devouring my unsuspecting victims¡ªnot just the jittery goblin scampering ahead, but the others too. The anticipation bubbled up inside me, threatening to explode at any moment. My black flesh rippled with excitement, perfectly mirroring the devious thoughts swirling through my mind. ¡°Muddy, deep roads¡ªahead. We took shortcut,¡± Wartie snickered, his crooked and jagged goblin teeth flashing in a mischievous grin. ¡°They be coming to us! We wait up ahead.¡± ¡°How many times do I need to say it? My name¡¯s not Muddy, it¡¯s Blake.¡± ¡°Yes. Yes. Me know. Yes. Muddy, me know,¡± he eagerly nodded. Deciding to drop it as a lost cause, I dragged my hand down my face in exasperation. ¡°Are you absolutely certain we¡¯re ahead of them?¡± I sighed. ¡°What¡¯s ¡®abso-smurfly¡¯?¡± ¡°Are you positive?¡± I reiterated. ¡°Posi-giggity?¡± I felt my frustration mounting as I took a deep breath and tried again. ¡°Are. You. Sure?¡± I asked, each word dripping with impatience. And, okay, I won¡¯t deny it. There might have been some handclapping as I spat out each syllable. ¡°Uh-huh,¡± he nodded. Silence. That conversation had driven me freaking nuts. Here I was, stuck watching Wartie as he started rocking back and forth, humming some off-key tune and playing with his slimy blob of a pet, Doodles. At least there was Doodles. That slimy blob, aka the gelatinous cube, would whine and beg for its miserable existence to end. The funny thing was that only I could hear its pathetic pleas. The little block of sorrow¡¯s cries echoed through the twisted tunnels, and I gotta admit, it gave me a sick kind of joy to revel in its misery. Time dragged on like a snail on a sugar rush, and I was getting more annoyed by the second. Seriously, how much longer could I handle this before I went all hangry and chomped down on him? Ugh, the struggle is real. Wait¡ªwhy don¡¯t I just eat him now? I mean, he¡¯s already taken me where I needed to go. Hmmmmmmm? I followed him a few more paces through a narrow passage; the corridor unfurled like an expansive underground highway, with colossal pillars stretching out into the abyss, disappearing into the darkness beyond the reach of my luminescent gaze from Mana Focus. The sight beckoned me, luring us deeper into its depths. All thoughts of killing the goblin disappeared as I took in everything. A chill ran down my slimy back, a foreboding sense of something different about this section of the dungeon. ¡°Moria,¡± I whispered. The air grew heavy with an unsettling dread, heightening my senses as I followed the goblin. My core pulsed with eager anticipation, fueled by the darkness that enveloped us. Fear? Nerves? Something was definitely stirring within me! But who was I kidding? My inner geek was freaking trembling with excitement! Everything about this place screamed Tolkien. Each step had me feeling like a kid again as I maneuvered around a massive pillar. My head tilted unnaturally back as I stared up, unable to see where it ended in the darkness above.Find this and other great novels on the author''s preferred platform. Support original creators! A scratchy, masculine woman¡¯s voice yelled out, ¡°Ah, for the love o¡¯ tits, I¡¯m tellin¡¯ ye, I heard somethin¡¯ back here.¡± My heart raced at the unfamiliar voice¡ªwell, my figurative heart, since I don¡¯t literally have one. Actually, come to think of it, I don¡¯t have a figurative one either. Glancing at Wartie, I noticed his small frame trembling as he clutched his gelatinous cube tightly, the little blob cheerfully pleading for its own demise. I had no clue who was coming, but oh, I was ravenous! As my senses kicked into overdrive, I melted into a gooey mess. Shedding my elegant human guise, I reveled in my true form: a badass slime monster. Goodbye, delicate spider silk skin; hello, tar-like skin ready to devour anything in its path. A force to be reckoned with, my hunger was insatiable, my essence oozing with the darkness of the twisted monster I¡¯d embraced. It was time to unleash my cannibalistic hunger upon these unsuspecting fools¡ªthey had no idea what was about to hit them. Game on! The time I¡¯d spent restraining myself from gobbling up that little goblin had pushed me to the edge. I couldn¡¯t take it any longer. With determination, I oozed forward, adrenaline pumping wildly through my core as I readied to pounce and satisfy my voracious appetite upon the newcomers. Emerging from the darkest depths between colossal pillars, three figures appeared. The one with a feeble lantern, struggling to pierce the gloom, was quite the sight¡ªa dwarf in what seemed like a botched drag attempt. Massive breasts¡­ and a five o¡¯clock shadow? Ah, memories. I miss drag shows¡ªsuch good times! The second figure was your classic elf, complete with long, flowing golden hair and piercing green eyes, adorned in a fancy white-plated armored dress with gold accents. The elf looked more like a pretty boy¡ªor perhaps a lady? Well... the presence of perky breasts on the chestplate might suggest female, but with elves, you can never be too sure, can you? Aren¡¯t all elves somewhat feminine? I think the word is androgynous? Nah, I think that means they can look both male and female. Don¡¯t all elves look like hot women? I don¡¯t think that¡¯s true... do I? One name: Legolas! Oh, she was a hot bitch, wasn¡¯t she¡ªor he? Regardless of my internal debate with my own thoughts, she radiated the aura of a battle-hardened warrior. And then next was the typical human wizard¡ªhuyman, or is it humyn?¡ªcomplete with a pointy hat, long white beard, and those oh-so-clich¨¦ gray robes. And, of course, a wooden staff, because what¡¯s a wizard without their trusty walking stick? Honestly, the sight of them was a bit underwhelming. I was hoping for something more thrilling, but beggars can¡¯t be choosers when it comes to filling my belly. Food is food, right? The dim light from their lantern seemed to intensify the surrounding shadows, enveloping me further in darkness and making it even more difficult for me to be noticed. ¡°Tsk tsk,¡± the wizard clucked his tongue in disapproval. ¡°You young folks and your paranoia, always jumping at shadows. It¡¯s just a harmless feral goblin, I assure you.¡± ¡°Young?¡± The elf glanced over at the wizard, giving him an unamused stare. ¡°I¡¯m nearly two millennia old.¡± ¡°And once you turn thirty, I¡¯ll stop calling you young,¡± the wizard retorted with a sly smile. Hold on, what? ¡°Ah, c¡¯mon now, Craycroft,¡± the dwarf grumbled, annoyance clear in her voice. ¡°We¡¯ve been stuck down ¡®ere far too long, patrollin¡¯ for any vampires that might¡¯ve escaped this way. Our luck in not findin¡¯ any seems to ¡®ave made you soft and lazy. A bit o¡¯ paranoia wouldn¡¯t ¡®urt, would it?¡± My mind was stuck on that accent¡ªI mean, it was thick, almost too thick for even me to follow. This left me wondering, why wasn¡¯t Polyglot smoothing it out? Only conclusion: dwarf accents are so fucking thick that not even magical skills can fix them! Meanwhile, Wartie looked around frantically, his eyes darting in a desperate search for me, but I stayed put, biding my time and waiting for my prey to draw nearer. Nope, not gonna budge¡ªyet! Just a bit closer¡­ ¡°M-Muddy?¡± Wartie sniffled. The elf boldly stepped forward, her voice brimming with conviction. ¡°May the Ascended Gods cleanse you with their divine light,¡± she declared. With a deft flick of her wrist, the elf unleashed a scorching white beam that struck Wartie¡¯s chest with a thunderous crack. The force sent the goblin airborne, his body tumbling through the space before it crumpled lifelessly to the ground. The beam, undimmed, cast an otherworldly glow across the ancient pillars, bathing the cavern in a spectral light. As the searing brilliance enveloped me, a sensation akin to being roasted alive crawled over my skin. Pain seared through every inch of me, almost unbearable, yet I clenched my form tightly together, determined not to reveal my presence to the trio.
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¡°Ah, a bit much, Anlyth?¡± The dwarf chuckled, amusement clear in her deep, scratchy voice. I had to agree as I tried not to scream out in pain. Seriously, Holy magic is utter bullshit. I don¡¯t think it does as much damage as Fire, but it certainly confirmed my earlier suspicion from those three statues¡ªHoly hurts way more! ¡°Truly, Gimona Grimmail?¡± the elf retorted with a haughty tone. ¡°It was an unholy feral creature. I did it a kindness by granting it a swift death.¡± ¡°Ah, c¡¯mon now, Anlyth,¡± the dwarf teased, her voice rich with annoyance. ¡°Don¡¯t ye know goblin hearts are a delicacy ¡¯mongst us dwarves? Ye went and blew its wee heart away!¡± ¡°Such strange tastes you dwarves have,¡± the wizard sighed, shaking his head. ¡°I will never comprehend your dietary choices.¡± ¡°Ah, that¡¯s a feckin¡¯ good one, Craycroft!¡± the dwarf boomed with laughter. ¡°Ye, who¡¯s never savored the delight o¡¯ dwarven meat and the nectar o¡¯ our finest mead! Now, that¡¯s a bleedin¡¯ joke! And as for yer tower, I¡¯ve heard whispers ¡¯bout the perverse things ye be doin¡¯ in there.¡± Their laughter gradually faded as they departed, swallowed by the depths of the massive corridor and its endless pillars. All that remained was the faint afterglow from the shattered crystals, casting a dim light that sparkled like distant stars, as if imbued with some of the elf¡¯s magic. Its golden brilliance slowly faded into the enveloping darkness. As the glow dissipated, I took my time reforming my body, a growing sense of dread enveloping me as I approached the crumpled form of the goblin. Rage seethed within me, and the sensation of unseen eyes watching my every move was inescapable. The silence was deafening, punctuated only by a shiver of rage that coursed through me as I stood there, gazing at the lifeless body. The only sound that echoed through the tunnel was the jubilant cries of triumph from a small, quivering, gelatinous cube. ¡°I¡¯m free! I¡¯m free!¡± it cried in ecstatic celebration. My mind wrestled with twisted thoughts as I neared the lifeless form of the goblin. I struggled to make sense of the strange mix of emotions bubbling within me. How could I, a monstrous being, feel sadness for the loss of this insignificant creature that had served only as an irritant? It was absurd, beneath me. I was a killer, a cannibal devoid of such sentimentalities. Yet, the lingering feeling of loss gnawed at me, refusing to be ignored. Then it hit me! I wasn¡¯t upset that the goblin was dead; no, I was infuriated that I hadn¡¯t been the one to kill him. I had been daydreaming about the ways I would do it, and that opportunity was stolen from me in an instant. Argh, this is absolute bullshit! He was meant to die screaming¡ªslowly¡ªwhile I savored every bite! I looked over at the cheerful cube wiggling all happily, no longer calling for its own death now that its tamer had been slain. I quickly ended its joyful outburst with a swift stomp, slime splattering everywhere, fulfilling its earlier wish for freedom with a swift death. Pulling my gaze back to the green shit¡¯s lifeless body, a chaotic mix of emotions swirling within me¡ªpain, guilt, sorrow, and pure, seething rage. Seriously¡ªI really, really wanted to eat him alive! The anger inside me boiled over, and my thirst for revenge grew insatiable. Thankfully, I had two phylacteries, but using one just to resurrect that annoying brat for my culinary delight¡ªor should I say, undelight? You know, like undead? Tee-hee!¡ªseemed like a total waste. Yet, for someone else to just waltz in and snuff out the goblin¡¯s life? That was absolute bullshit. Simply eating his corpse wouldn¡¯t be enough to quench my hunger or fury. Oh no, those three responsible were going to pay, and I mean really pay, with a lifetime of misery as I devoured them alive! But there was one massive obstacle in my way... There was something I needed to do before feasting on them. It was the same thing holding me back from completing that quest Magic had given me. I needed to grow stronger; I needed to kill and Absorb the skills from those four others from Earth. ¡°But first,¡± I cooed as I knelt down, ¡°I might as well not waste a perfectly good meal, even if it¡¯s a bit cold now,¡± I smiled, the grin stretching unnaturally across my face. B01C24 - [Fear] Time had blurred into irrelevance¡ªnot that I was any good at keeping track of it¡ªas I wandered away from those assholes who¡¯d murdered my food! Heading the opposite way, naturally¡ªI¡¯m crazy, not suicidal; past life excluded¡ªtheir Holy magic could obliterate me in a flash. Witnessing the demise of my goblin munchie was a nasty wake-up call to just how squishy I really am. I hadn¡¯t even been the target, yet the spell¡¯s radiance seared like a demon bathed in holy water during an exorcism. But let¡¯s get one thing straight¡ªthis isn¡¯t over! No one messes with my meals and gets away with it. My revenge is going to be epic! I¡¯m talking about legendary spite. And I really, really hope those fuckers have families. Because when I rip them apart, I want it to hurt beyond imagining. Oh yes! I¡¯ll tear through every little piece of their pathetic lives along with their little dogs, too¡ªHee-hee-hee-hee! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Shit, Blake, what¡¯s wrong with me? Where to start¡­ Bipolar? Oh, ADHD! Sycophantic? Nah, I¡¯ve stepped up my game in this new life¡ªtotally psychopathic! Did I miss anything? Histrionic personality disorder, narcissistic, serious impulse control, and maybe even borderline dissociative identities¡ªha, need I go on? ¡°I don¡¯t have impulse control issues!¡± I suddenly blurted out, my voice echoing off the stone walls of the deep roads like a bomb in what had been utter silence. Yes. Yes, I do. Ugh, I¡¯m such a bitch. I glanced around, flinching each time my voice echoed back, praying the patrol that had killed my snack hadn¡¯t heard. My words kept repeating until they dwindled to a whisper, ¡°I don¡¯t have impulse control issues! I don¡¯t have impulse control issues! I don¡¯t have impulse control issues!¡± Whoops. Impulse control, am I right? Shut up! I don¡¯t have impulse control issues. Yeaaah, I do. I hastened my pace¡ªthis time, however, I scaled the walls with Spider Walk, angling my ascent until I reached the ceiling looming far above in the darkness, ensuring I was safely out of sight in case they returned to investigate the noise. Reflecting on what those three pricks mentioned about patrolling for any vampires that might have escaped, my mind raced back to that cave-in around the hole I¡¯d been tossed down¡ªespecially the burning. That had been a total nightmare! Seriously, I nearly died. And yet... I honestly couldn¡¯t give a rat¡¯s ass about some vamp drama. But I¡¯d be lying if I said I wasn¡¯t a tad nervous about something happening to Aurelia. Why, you ask? Maybe it¡¯s because she¡¯s drop-dead gorgeous¡ªcan you blame me? What I¡¯d give to shove my tentacle tongue up her. As I moved, I kept repeating the names of those three, as I remembered them, like a twisted dark mantra, spewing curses with every breath: ¡°Fuzzy-faced short-bitch, Gandalf the asshat, and that fucking elf, Anal-myth.¡± Over and over, like the world¡¯s worst hit list¡ª¡°Fuzzy-faced short-bitch, Gandalf the asshat, and that fucking elf, Anal-myth.¡± Yes, I know, I¡¯m a spiteful bitch¡ªsay something about it, I dare you! As I continued my little song, I paused to look upward¡ªor downward, really¡ªas a dim light flickered in the distance. A wicked smile spread across my face, guessing who it might be. Ideas twisted and turned in my mind, cooking up a diabolical plan, while a delicious shiver of anticipation zipped through me. In a swift and dramatic transformation, six spider-like limbs exploded from my back, unfurling like the wings of a demonic angel. I was primed to swoop down on my unsuspecting victims. The deep roads opened before me as I flipped upright, dangling from my six menacing appendages. I skittered across the ceiling, soaring above like the vaulted arches of a wicked cathedral, with massive pillars that made perfect perches for my ambush. Every move was driven by thoughts of sweet revenge and their delicious skills¡ªespecially that damned Death Bolt that had stripped away all my buffs and immunities. Oh, how I want that skill! As I neared the clueless quartet, I gracefully descended down a pillar, nestling myself within the deep shadow it cast, utterly concealed from their sight. From this perfect hideout, I watched them with malice sparkling in my eyes, my spider legs quivering with eagerness, ready to pounce in an instant. Their footsteps echoed through the deep roads, their ignorance of the lurking nightmare almost laughable. While rage still boiled over my earlier inability to strike the elf, wizard, and dwarf, I shelved that anger for now. Those idiots would taste my fury later. Right now, my eyes were locked on my original targets¡ªnothing would deter my thirst for vengeance. I won¡¯t lie; the sheer terror I was about to unleash on those idiots was giving me a thrill, damn near orgasmic. This round¡¯s gonna be different¡ªI¡¯ll catch them off-guard, wipe them out quick, and snatch their skills. I¡¯d absolutely relish toying with them, chewing on their guts while they squirm, but I¡¯ll save that treat for a more intimate one-on-one showdown, not when I¡¯m outnumbered. Been kicked around a bit too much lately. Maybe I¡¯ll save slowly eating whoever¡¯s the last one standing¡ªyeah, that sounds like a plan!Help support creative writers by finding and reading their stories on the original site. Still, it¡¯s smarter to scare the piss out of them first. Maybe a slap of Terror¡¯s Infusion mixed with a dose of Fear will have them pissing themselves. I¡¯ll chop off their heads fast while I¡¯m at it before they can hit me with anything nasty. But hey, that doesn¡¯t mean I can¡¯t have my fun while I¡¯m at it. With a sinister smile curling my lips, a skill name bubbled up to the surface, as I whispered, ¡°Fear.¡± ~ Yua¡¯s whisper was a faint rustle in the suffocating silence. ¡°I swear, I heard something.¡± Her voice trembled, the fear palpable as it constricted her heart. Ever since their harrowing encounter with that woman in black¡ªwho claimed to be a fellow candidate¡ªher nerves had been frayed to their limits. The mere thought of another confrontation made her skin crawl, a sentiment she knew her companions shared. The four had reluctantly set aside their differences, forming a pact to escape the dungeon¡¯s clutches together, no matter the cost. Even Jason, as stubborn as a jackass, had acquiesced¡ªlikely more out of fear of Jeremy¡¯s lightning bolt than any real sense of teamwork. Bound by a fragile alliance fueled by desperation, they naively believed their trials were behind them. Yet, unbeknownst to them, the true nightmare was just beginning to stir in the darkness, poised to strike. ¡°Be ready for anything,¡± Jeremy muttered, his voice laced with a foreboding that belied his composed exterior. He fought to mask the terror brimming in his eyes, determined not to reveal his vulnerability. Like the others, the aftermath of their last brutal encounter had left him on edge. His fists clenched tightly, prepared to unleash Death Bolt at a moment¡¯s notice¡ªthe skill he hoped would sustain them until they could flee this cursed abyss. Heather¡¯s voice cracked as she spoke, her words halting and fraught with fear. ¡°G-Guys, I... I can s-sense something. D-Do you f-feel it too?¡± The hairs on her neck stood on end, signaling the presence of something ominous nearby. A heavy sense of dread washed over her, her stomach twisting with anxiety. The air seemed charged with a malevolent force, ready to descend upon them. The terror was so palpable she could almost taste its bitterness, making her nauseous. Jason scoffed, his voice dripping with disdain. ¡°I¡¯m surrounded by a bunch of pussies!¡± His contempt for his fellow adventurers was evident. ¡°As long as it¡¯s not a boss or another of those shapeshifting bitches, we can handle anything this shithole throws at us¡ª¡ªhrrrk!¡± Heather¡¯s scream, shrill and piercing, tore through the silence of the dark hallway. From the shadows above, a serpentine tentacle descended swiftly. In a grotesque spectacle, it impaled Jason through the mouth, skewering him completely. The tentacle wrapped around his trembling, pissed-coated legs, lifting him effortlessly before hurling him across the chamber. The sickening crunch of his body hitting the wall echoed, his whimpers of agony punctuating the grim silence. Though barely alive, the severity of his internal injuries was unmistakable, and time was running out, each second edging him closer to a grim fate. ¡°P-p-please, let me l-l-leave this place! I w-want to go home. I want to go home! I W-WANT TO GO HOME!¡± Heather¡¯s plea was frantic and stuttering, her voice saturated with the terror enveloping them. A demonic cackle resonated through the cold stone walls, taunting, challenging their resolve, and beckoning them to succumb to fear. Jeremy, heart pounding with dread, fortified his will against the encroaching horror. His resolve ignited a fierce determination, driving him to confront the unseen terror. ¡°Reveal yourself, you vile creature!¡± he bellowed, his voice echoing a tumultuous blend of anxiety and fury. Behind them, Heather¡¯s muffled scream sliced through the air, sending Jeremy and Yua spinning around in alarm. They watched in horror as Heather¡¯s legs kicked desperately, vanishing into the black void above. The shadows tightened their grip, suffocating, foreboding their doom. Yua¡¯s scream, laden with fear and despair, echoed through the halls as she searched the murky depths for any sign of Heather. The void responded with only silence¡ªuntil seconds later, Heather¡¯s lifeless body plummeted to the ground, crushing Yua beneath its dead weight. Jeremy stood paralyzed, his gaze fixed on Heather¡¯s headless form. The eerie quiet was shattered by Yua¡¯s inconsolable sobs as she clung to her friend¡¯s lifeless body. ¡°No! No! No!¡± Yua¡¯s screams reverberated through the deep roads, each cry resonating with raw despair. Tears cascaded down her cheeks as she sobbed uncontrollably, the sound of her weeping punctuated by heart-wrenching sobs and choked gasps. Clutching the headless corpse that lay atop her, she wailed, ¡°I loved her,¡± her voice breaking as her words were drenched in anguish. ¡°I¡ªI wanted to escape this place with her.¡± ¡°I call forth the rage of the gods, Death Bolt!¡± Jeremy¡¯s voice quivered with a potent mix of desperation and hope as he unleashed his spell into the void. The energy crackled through the air, blasting a nearby pillar into rubble. But the darkness¡¯s derisive laughter only intensified, mocking Jeremy¡¯s efforts and deepening his despair. ¡°Reveal yourself!¡± he roared, gathering every shred of his strength, waiting for the spell¡¯s cooldown, ready for the next confrontation. ¡°Now, why would I ruin the fun? The thrill of the unknown is just too delicious to spoil, don¡¯t you think?¡± A seductive, hypnotic voice taunted from the depths of the enveloping darkness, dripping with playful scorn. A wave of horror washed over Jeremy as he recognized the voice. ¡°You! How is this possible? You should have perished beneath that rubble! Even if you somehow survived, you shouldn¡¯t have been able to catch up to us,¡± he growled. "Ha-ha-ha!" The voice resounded, full of derision, enveloping them from all sides, withholding any explanation. Frustration surged through Jeremy. They should have dug through the rubble in the boss¡¯s chamber and ensured her end. But grief over Rob¡¯s loss had clouded his mind, throwing him into disarray. Now, he faced his probable demise in these eerie depths. Yua¡¯s heart-wrenching sobs mingled with the deranged cackles of the woman about to end his life. Yet, a glimmer of hope flickered in Jeremy¡¯s mind, recalling his previous reincarnation in this twisted world. A twisted smile played at his lips as he reluctantly accepted his fate. His time might be up, but perhaps this was just the beginning of another cycle. Raising his hand, Jeremy aimed and cast his spell. ¡°I call forth the rage of the gods, Death Bolt!¡± With a flick of his wrist, he unleashed the spell at a pillar, then swiftly redirected the energy, obliterating several pillars in an instant. ¡°Jeremy, what the hell are you thinking?!¡± Yua cried out, her voice laced with panic. ¡°Taking that damn monster down with us!¡± Jeremy declared, his eyes meeting Yua¡¯s with a bittersweet smile. The ceiling quivered and the walls emitted deep groans as the entire structure shuddered violently overhead. Colossal stone blocks plummeted, crashing down with a bone-rattling force that vibrated through the cavern. Amidst the chaos, Jeremy braced himself, his eyes scanning for any sign of the monstrous entity. The sickening crunch of stone crushing bone extinguished any remaining hope for Jason¡¯s survival. Billowing dust enveloped the space, obscuring the twinkling crystals that once adorned the walls and floor, now casting an eerie, otherworldly glow amidst the devastation. Then, she emerged from the shadows and dust, her face twisted in a snarl of unbridled fury. Jeremy was simultaneously terrified and captivated by the sheer beauty of her rage. ¡°You dumbass!¡± she screeched, hurling Heather¡¯s severed head at Jeremy. The gruesome projectile struck him in the abdomen, knocking him to his knees in pain and horror. ¡°You... crazy... bitch!¡± he managed to cough out, each word punctuated with effort and pain. Then darkness swallowed Jeremy whole. The cacophony of chaos was abruptly silenced, leaving only the lingering sound of the monster¡¯s final expletive-filled scream, ¡°SHHHIT!¡± resonating through the air as the stone ceiling crashed down upon them. B01C24.5 - Aislinn’s Desire Britannia Bowen¡¯s voice cracked as he screamed, ¡°Run!¡± Panic sharpened his words, his eyes darting back to the advancing Romans. He grabbed Aislinn¡¯s hand, his grip tight with desperation. ¡°Run, my love¡ªwe must run!¡± Cries tore through the village, each a death knell as Romans cut down the Iceni with ruthless abandon. The winter solstice, far from heralding peace, unleashed a storm of iron and fire. Aislinn and Bowen ducked low, sprinting past their flaming homes while arrows rained down, hissing as they pierced the earth and timber. They stumbled over bodies strewn across the ground, the snow marred by spreading stains of red. With their breaths misting in the frigid air, they were among the few who had slipped through the Romans¡¯ grasp. The forest itself seemed to mourn the loss of life, its winds carrying the wails of their lost kin. Trees, ancient and enraged, burned fiercely, their branches reaching out like charred hands in the darkness. Hidden roots, camouflaged beneath the snow, lay in wait to ensnare the unwary, indifferent to friend or foe. As they fled, Aislinn¡¯s foot caught on one such root. ¡ªCrack¡ª A cry tore from Aislinn¡¯s lips as she collapsed, hands instinctively cradling her swollen belly. Pain lanced through her leg¡ªa cruel betrayal by the very earth that had nurtured her since birth. ¡°Broken, I fear,¡± she gasped, the words stifled by pain and a creeping despair. But Bowen was there, his presence a balm to her fracturing spirit. In the moonlit night, her tears glistened, frozen gems on her cheeks. His father, the druid, had foreseen a solstice of joy; now, that promise lay shattered around them. Gently, he helped her up, his strength her pillar. Leaning heavily on him, Aislinn felt her pain diminish, softened by the warmth of his unwavering love. Their connection was profound, mystic in its depth, almost as if ordained by the spirits themselves. Together, guided by the whispered blessings of the forest spirits, they pressed forward through the ash-laden snow, toward a future shrouded in mist and uncertainty. Even now, beneath the chaos, the stars sparkled with an intensity Aislinn had never truly savored before. An icy breeze danced through the night, lifting snowflakes back into the air, whirling them like fairies caught in a silent ballet. Despite her newfound awe, each step was agony, her body protesting sharply against the movement. Yet, all she felt was Bowen¡¯s warmth, clinging to it as if for the last time. Inside her, the life they had created kicked, and a deep sorrow filled Aislinn¡ªnot for herself, but for her unborn child and the man she loved, whose futures were as uncertain as the swirling snow around them. Then, in an instant, her world shifted. A soft push against her back and a sharp pinch in her chest¡ªAislinn collapsed to her knees, her gaze locked in disbelief on the arrow protruding from between her breasts. A distant battle cry filled the air, not hers¡ªBowen¡¯s. As she swayed, teetering on the brink of consciousness, she saw him: a lone figure valiantly struggling against five Romans. Another soldier approached, his intent clear¡ªnot to join the fray, but to target her. Aislinn, still swaying, met the Roman¡¯s advance with a defiant glare. With a brutal shove, he knocked her to the cold earth. The snap of the arrow¡¯s shaft resounded like a thunderclap, surreal in her ears, followed by a cough that gurgled up blood onto her lips. The soldier clambered on top of her, ripping her clothes away. Darkness began to creep at the edges of her vision, shrouding the brutal scene. Turning her head away from the Roman assaulting her, Aislinn¡¯s eyes found Bowen just as the other five soldiers ceased their cruel torment. Their swords sliced through the air, each strike a blow to her heart as tears streamed down her face. She watched helplessly as her beloved fell, piece by piece, with each brutal strike. Relief should have washed over Aislinn as the end neared, but instead, she felt only numbness mixed with searing pain as she gazed at her fallen love. She mourned not just him, nor merely her own life, but also the life within her that would never be born. Her last words, a vow whispered with defiance against the encroaching void, were for Bowen and her unborn child. ¡°I shall find you both in the life beyond, my dearest loves,¡± she swore. With those words, she released her grip on this world, her soul spirited away on the journey to the next. Through the Veil ¡°Lord Demidicus,¡± Olin began, his voice laced with a measured tone of caution, ¡°it is not too late to return your daughter¡¯s soul to her body.¡± ¡°I have made my decision,¡± Lord Demidicus hissed. ¡°My daughter¡¯s soul was too faint-hearted for her own good. It¡¯s a curse that torments all born within this accursed realm, however rare births may be in this dying reality. Aurelia¡¯s new soul should prove less disappointing. And if this experiment succeeds, she will not only become a user but ascend the steps toward ascension. Perhaps then, we can do the same for the feral vampires and take the fight directly to the Ascended Gods themselves.¡± ¡°But, my lord, she is the only natural-born vampire of this realm,¡± Olin countered, a note of urgency in his voice. Lord Demidicus turned his cold gaze toward Olin, who quickly bowed his head. ¡°It shall be done, my lord,¡± Olin acquiesced, ¡°though, as I have warned, the souls I¡¯ve discovered beyond our veil possess extraordinary power. They may not be as unique and diverse as those in the demon realm, yet they remain extraordinary. However, my lord, it¡¯s still uncertain if she will indeed become the user you desire.¡± ¡°Then you will reach back into the veil and fetch a different soul for my daughter.¡± ¡°I¡ªI apologize, my lord, but the damage to the veil has already been repaired. If my calculations hold, we cannot summon another soul from there for a millennium or two. However, I can assure you, she will be powerful, whatever she becomes.¡± ¡°You had better ensure she becomes the user I envision, Olin, or I¡¯ll reduce you to a mere ghoul,¡± Lord Demidicus warned. ¡°I swear to you, my lord, the ritual was designed to lock onto the most powerful soul in that realm, possibly even that of a deity or something greater. Unless the soul we brought back was somehow intertwined with the ritual¡¯s intended target, there should be no issues¡ªyour daughter¡¯s new soul will possess power beyond measure.¡± As the voices drifted into Aislinn¡¯s ears like a warm breeze, she opened her eyes to a horrifying sight. She lay in a vast stone chamber, surrounded by armored skeletons. Above her stood two pale figures in black robes¡ªone, a younger man with red, beady eyes, a sharp nose, and a receding hairline; the other, a hooded figure whose face was shrouded in darkness, with eyes blazing a demonic red beneath his hood. ¡°She is awake!¡± declared the younger figure, his voice almost nasal, as if filtered through his sharp nose. She reached up, placing her hand between her breasts where no arrow was found. Her hand then drifted downward, gently brushing against her flat stomach, which ached with the weight of loss. A surge of sorrow washed over Aislinn; tears, warm and unbidden, streamed down her face as if a piece of her soul had been torn away. Yet, her body bore no pain, no visible wounds. As she wiped away her tears, she noticed blood on her fingers¡ªher tears had turned to blood, cascading down her face in haunting rivulets. Turning her gaze to her hand, she saw it was unnaturally pale, as though untouched by the sun. Her nails, long and sharply pointed, were shaded in a gradient from red to black, reminiscent of blood fading into midnight. ¡°Am I dead?¡± she whispered. ¡°Not anymore, my daughter. Not anymore, my precious Aurelia,¡± the hooded figure replied gently. Memories of the Romans and her dying moments flashed through her mind¡ªAislinn found herself consumed by a singular thought. With longing and concern heavy in her voice, she asked the one question that dominated her mind: ¡°Where¡¯s Bowen?¡± Four Decades Later Flickering candlelight cast shadows across the grand hall, where eerie sounds of mournful cries and clanging chains echoed. Yet, this was no mourning night but a victory celebration. Lord Demidicus triumphantly raised the freshly severed head of a holy priest, its eyes frozen in a gaze of terror. His fellow brethren, shackled to the walls, watched in horror. ¡°My malevolent creatures of the night,¡± Lord Demidicus bellowed, his voice resonating through the chamber, ¡°Vampires, Harpies, Wraiths, Ghouls, Succubi, Incubi, and our Necromancers from the fairer races¡ªgather round. Tonight, we celebrate my daughter¡¯s ascension and welcome her as an elder of our great coven. Let all tremble at the mention of my dark princess¡¯s name, Aurelia, for her reign of terror shall know no bounds.¡± With a savage grin, he sank his teeth into the priest¡¯s severed neck, prompting a chorus of cheers and applause from the assembly. Decades had passed, yet the name Aurelia still sounded foreign to Aislinn¡¯s ears. Trivial concerns paled in comparison to the horrors Aurelia had unleashed. With her undead skeletal army, she had decimated the Kingdom of Slaethia, rising to prominence as both a blood mage and a necromancer of immense power. Although initially disappointed by her failure to become a user, Lord Demidicus could not deny the dark triumphs of his daughter. It seemed as though the very mana surrounding her bent to her will¡ªnot like an ascended, who drew power from the realm¡¯s system, but more akin to the old gods who could reshape the very essence of mana. Lord Demidicus often wondered if Olin had ultimately succeeded in calling forth a deity from beyond the veil, or at least something that closely resembled one. As he reflected on the powerful soul that now inhabited his daughter, he thought it almost a shame to have turned Olin into a ghoul. However, Aurelia¡¯s ambitions were not fueled by a thirst for power or tales of legendary might. Her ultimate goal lay elsewhere, and attaining the rank of elder within the coven was a critical step. As Lord Demidicus slid the ceremonial ring onto her finger, symbolizing her leadership and commitment to the coven, Aurelia knew the true power still resided with her so-called father. Yet, there was something more to the ring, something familiar that Aurelia couldn¡¯t quite place.A case of content theft: this narrative is not rightfully on Amazon; if you spot it, report the violation. ¡°Now, speak your desire, my daughter,¡± Lord Demidicus commanded with the gravitas of centuries. ¡°If it lies within our power, it shall be granted to our newest elder.¡± The grand hall fell silent, all eyes and ears straining toward the new vampire elder. While some might covet wealth, dark pleasures of the flesh, or the opportunity to forge their own covens, others anticipated more sinister requests. The non-vampires present recognized the ceremony as a prelude to new alliances. ¡°My yearning is to delve into Olin¡¯s prior research,¡± Aurelia declared, adding the word ¡°father¡± at the end with a syrupy sweetness that belied her inner loathing. She understood the strategic importance of her words in this context. A hushed shock filled the grand hall, the implications of her request sending murmurs through the crowd. With her fearsome reputation, none had expected the vampiric princess to desire what many deemed a trivial and failed experiment¡ªone that had even led to the downfall of Lord Demidicus¡¯s former right-hand, now reduced to a ghoul. Thirteen Decades Later The fateful hour had arrived, and the resurrected Kingdom of Slaethia stood at the gates of the vampire coven¡¯s castle, determined to eradicate their kind. The siege was long and arduous, yet the outcome seemed inevitable. The holy knights of Slaethia, wielding divine power, pursued their relentless quest to cleanse Nyxoria, the dark moon of V?lusp¨¢, of its vile races, their soulless offspring, and the victims the vampires had turned feral. After a relentless barrage, the magical barrier that had long shielded these vile abominations finally faltered. With one mighty blast, ballista bolts shattered the castle walls, signaling the beginning of the end. As the barrier crumbled and fell at the sun¡¯s zenith, the vampire coven was left exposed and vulnerable to the holy knights¡¯ wrath. Too few familiars and undead remained to repel the holy warriors. With victory within their grasp, the knights of Slaethia stormed the castle, determined to claim the heads of every last vampire as trophies. ¡°Aurelia, for the love of the dark gods, what are you doing?¡± Vorigan, the frog-faced necromancer, cried out urgently. ¡°You must stop your research and flee this place immediately before it¡¯s too late.¡± Aurelia¡¯s laughter reverberated through the chamber as she twirled in delight. ¡°Oh, but do you not see, Olin¡¯s research was mistaken! It¡¯s not two millennia before we can delve into the veil¡ªnot for us! On the other side, time flows differently; it bends and folds upon itself. Can you not comprehend the magnitude of this?¡± As Olin scurried around the chamber, gathering the frayed tapestries and parchments, the castle quaked under the relentless assault of ballista bolts and trebuchet shots. Despite the chaos, he refused to acknowledge any error in his former research. Meanwhile, Aurelia continued to twirl, her laughter ringing out as the castle shook and dust rained down. Vorigan paused in disbelief, then regained his composure. As he watched Olin hurriedly pack his mistress¡¯s notes, he announced, ¡°Lord Demidicus has arranged for us to take refuge in the catacombs. From there, we shall escape through the deep roads to Ockpool Dungeon.¡± A Decade Later The once-grand vampire coven had diminished to a mere shadow of its former glory, now reduced to a group of refugees huddled among the ruins of an ancient, undiscovered dungeon that predated Nyxoria¡¯s joining with the Moons of V?lusp¨¢. Such sites, formed upon a world¡¯s convergence with the realm, are believed by some to be training grounds for the inhabitants before their integration into V?lusp¨¢. However, one truth remains universally acknowledged: the dungeon core is a highly sought-after prize. With the arrival of each new moon, entire nations dispatch armies to pillage these dungeons and moons for their invaluable resources. ¡°Aurelia, I understand your aspirations,¡± Lord Demidicus scolded, ¡°but for the champion of our goddess, only one soul is needed. I cannot risk everything for your fixation. More than one champion would alert the Ascended Gods before we are prepared.¡± After over a hundred and eighty years, Aislinn had grown accustomed to her life as Aurelia. It was who she was now, yet she still resisted calling Lord Demidicus ¡°father.¡± Now that her research had finally borne fruit, he dared to impede her progress. No, Aurelia would not be deterred! ¡°Lord Demidicus,¡± Aurelia countered, her voice tinged with a hint of rage, ¡°it stands to reason that not all the retrieved souls need to serve our revered dark goddess as her champion. Instead, we could use them to awaken the feral vampires from their soulless madness. My research shows that I can retrieve multiple souls from the veil every century, vastly improving upon Olin¡¯s prior efforts. Why settle for summoning just one soul for a champion when we have the potential to restore so many?¡± ¡°The Crone alone requires a champion,¡± Lord Demidicus declared firmly. ¡°There is no need for additional souls at this time. Summoning more would only draw undue attention from our enemies. My decision is final! We lack the resources to indulge your obsession. At the Crone¡¯s behest, we will summon only the soul that best serves our needs.¡± Frustration surged within Aurelia at the thought of resorting to her last option. Still, it had never failed her before, and her determination to achieve her goal remained unwavering. ¡°Father,¡± Aurelia forced the word out, it tasting like ash on her tongue, ¡°I propose a solution. Let me summon seven souls from the veil while the gateway is open.¡± Internally, Aurelia didn¡¯t truly desire seven souls, but she was not confident of finding the specific soul she sought on her first attempt. ¡°Why not allow each coven elder to choose a soul they believe will best serve the Crone and have them compete for the privilege of being her chosen champion?¡± she proposed, masking her true intent. Aurelia had devised a plan to rig the rituals specifically to summon her beloved¡¯s soul. There would be seven attempts; each failure would serve as a calculated step to refine and recalibrate the summoning process. As for the supposed competition among the summoned souls, she had already schemed to ensure that her beloved would emerge as the sole survivor. ¡°That doesn¡¯t resolve our issue of attracting undue attention. Besides, the Crone would never permit such a thing,¡± Lord Demidicus began, but his declaration was cut short by a chilling gust of wind that swirled around them, carrying a sinister whisper before dissipating. The grand elder exhaled heavily, his resolve faltering. ¡°It seems you have prevailed, my child. Now, go ahead and make the necessary arrangements.¡± A Few Months Later ¡°My lady,¡± Olin¡¯s voice trembled with unease as he approached, his current undead form visibly deteriorating before her eyes. This was the third time he had assumed a new body in the past year, and his rate of deterioration was accelerating. Aurelia knew she needed to find a suitable phylactery for his soul soon, or risk losing him to the ether forever. ¡°He won¡¯t remember you,¡± Olin continued, his voice laden with sorrow. ¡°His soul has lived through hundreds, perhaps thousands, of lives in a never-ending cycle of reincarnation. He may not even be a he anymore!¡± Aurelia¡¯s fists crashed down onto the table, her voice ringing out with frustration and determination. ¡°I don¡¯t care about that!¡± she declared. ¡°It will work! Whether he remembers me or not, I will have him back. Nothing else matters!¡± ¡°My mistress, I stand by your side, no matter what may come,¡± Olin declared with conviction. ¡°But how do we find just one soul in the vast and endless sea of others?¡± Aurelia¡¯s grin was sly and full of promise, her elongated fangs glinting in the dim light. ¡°With a beacon, my dear Olin,¡± she replied. ¡°A beacon that his soul will instinctively be drawn to, like a moth to a flame¡ªmy own soul.¡± ¡°My lady,¡± Olin¡¯s concern was palpable. ¡°This is too reckless! You are risking your very soul on a gamble.¡± ¡°Then we must hope that the concept of soulmates is not just a fanciful tale,¡± Aurelia responded, her voice melodic yet ominous. She twirled with delight, humming a beautiful yet deadly tune, for the moment she had once vowed at death¡¯s door was now within reach. ¡°My lady,¡± Olin spoke up, his worries still evident. ¡°If you succeed in retrieving his soul, what about the trial? Lord Demidicus seems to view this as an unhealthy obsession, and I fear he may try to sabotage your efforts.¡± ¡°And so, I shall pray,¡± Aurelia declared, her voice filled with steely resolve as she concluded her joyful waltz. ¡°Not only to the Crone but to any of the old gods of this realm that may still linger and deign to listen. In my quest to reclaim Bowen¡¯s soul, I will leave no stone unturned, no obstacle unheeded. Even if it means facing the other candidates or Lord Demidicus himself.¡± Her determination was evident, her words emerging forcefully between tightly clenched teeth, reflecting the fierce passion within her. The Ritual¡¯s Eve The other elders had each summoned their chosen from beyond the veil¡ªher attempts to rig the ritual had failed¡ªnone had succeeded in retrieving her beloved. Now, it was Aurelia¡¯s turn. She hoped the previous six attempts had refined the ritual enough to allow her to reach into the veil, using her own soul as a beacon. She stepped into the ritual room, the air thick with the scent of incense and bathed in the eerie glow of green flames that cast shifting shadows across the stone walls. Despite the ordeals of her past, Aurelia¡¯s gaze remained unwaveringly fixed on the altar, where her ultimate goal lay within reach. Aurelia¡¯s purpose was singular¡ªto reclaim Bowen, her beloved, who awaited her call from beyond the veil. Regardless of the memories he might have lost, she was resolved to rekindle their passion. The trials and sacrifices of her past would all be worthwhile if she could once again embrace her beloved. The prospect of falling in love anew with him filled her with indescribable joy. With a shiver of anticipation, Aurelia began the binding of her soul to the ritual, turning herself into a beacon for Bowen to find, her heart aching with longing. She held firm to the belief that if their love was true, and if Bowen indeed was the missing piece of her heart, he would find his way back to her, irrespective of the mortal form he now occupied. The thought of their reunion sustained her, even as a deep fear of failure lurked in her heart¡ªbut she refused to entertain it. Bowen¡¯s soul would find its way back to her! Even if soulmates were mere myth, Aurelia¡¯s yearning would not be thwarted. Her soul¡¯s beacon would shine brightly in the ether, calling out to her lost love. ¡°Our reunion is near, my beloved,¡± she whispered, her longing grin revealing glinting fangs in the unsettling green light. Two Weeks Later ¡°By the t-three pillars! D-Did it work, M-Mistress?¡± Olin asked, his voice faltering, the ghoul looking decidedly worse for wear. ¡°Another failure, I¡¯m afraid,¡± Aurelia replied with a sigh. Despite the setback, Aurelia was elated. She had retrieved her beloved¡¯s soul from beyond the veil more easily than she had anticipated; the moment her own soul touched the ether, she felt Bowen¡¯s soul resonate with hers as if it were her own. Now, the challenge lay in finding a mortal vessel robust enough to contain it. Her desperation grew, yet her determination remained unshaken. She held the crystal containing her beloved¡¯s soul close, cradling it near her heart. Concealing her joy from Lord Demidicus proved challenging, especially with the seductive succubus who constantly shadowed him, adding an extra layer of complexity to her delicate endeavor. Despite Lord Demidicus¡¯s insistence that there could be only one champion, deeming all else a wasteful diversion of their precious resources, Aurelia remained unperturbed. She was confident that the Crone, known to shelter those she deemed worthy, would not be swayed by her so-called father¡¯s threats. Besides, Aurelia was prepared to destroy the other six souls if necessary¡ªa course of action she was almost certain would be required. And yet, Aurelia was perplexed by why Bowen¡¯s soul rejected every vessel she offered. In her desperation, she had tried everything¡ªfrom men and women of various races to even the feral vampires; all rejected his soul. Pushed to her limits, she even attempted to use the corpses of random monsters¡ªyet still, nothing succeeded. It seemed as if a higher power had its own agenda, a notion that irked her. ¡°What¡¯s w-went wrong, M-Mistress?¡± A Few Days Ago ¡°My lady, I still can¡¯t understand why you tossed your beloved at Niamh,¡± Olin said, now inhabiting the body of a short gnome and looking considerably rejuvenated. Aurelia was aware, however, that this improvement would be fleeting; his body would soon begin to decay. ¡°I cannot risk exposing my bias in front of the other elders,¡± Aurelia sighed. ¡°To my delight, Bowen was endowed as a user. Yet, I can¡¯t be certain which deity has heeded my prayers; there are only two, maybe three, old gods left. Which one could it be?¡± She twisted the ceremonial ring on her finger, lost in contemplation. ¡°Hopefully, Niamh¡¯s demise provided my dear love a slight advantage in the trial, but the shock on the succubus¡¯s face was an added delight.¡± ¡°Lord Demidicus must not have been pleased, my mistress.¡± Aurelia offered Olin a reassuring smile as she chuckled warmly. ¡°There¡¯s no need to worry, Olin. Lord Demidicus can summon his pet again, so there will be no lasting damage to the coven. It was merely a small hiccup.¡± Everything was unfolding exactly as Aurelia had planned. Now, all she needed to do was wait. It didn¡¯t matter that her beloved was trapped within the form of a Black Pudding; Aurelia was already orchestrating her next move into the dungeon to ensure he would be crowned the champion. The anticipation was nearly unbearable. Just then, Vorigan burst into her chamber, his amphibian-like features contorted in panic. ¡°The Kingdom of Slaethia has discovered the dungeon!¡± he exclaimed, his voice quivering with the urgency of his fear. ¡°They¡¯re at the gates¡ªand they¡¯ve brought a champion!¡± B01C25 - A DELIGHTFUL NIGHTMARE Just a quick flashback to the moment the entire ceiling collapsed¡ªfor continuity¡¯s sake, and definitely not because I¡¯m too lazy to revisit my own narrative for a quick edit. Nope, not at all. ¡ªCough. ¡°You... crazy... bitch!¡± Jeremy gasped, each word seething through gritted teeth. Anger and remorse¡ªprobably for his friends, if they can even be called that¡ªswirled in his eyes. Aw, is the little doggy crying? Like seriously, what a little bitch! As darkness enveloped him, his voice surged in a final act of defiance. ¡°Death Bolt,¡± he bellowed, a parting fuck you, I suppose. Damn, what¡¯s the cooldown rate on that skill? Silence abruptly muffled the chaos, punctuated only by my final, expletive-laden shriek, ¡°SHHHIT!¡± In a whirl of motion, the bolt struck my chest, flipping me head over ass. The last glimpse I caught was a system prompt about my buffs deactivating just as a massive stone slab descended with a sickening splat. I awoke to the sound of childish laughter, a symphony of joy and delight. Cracking my eyes open, I found myself in a lush green meadow where six young children frolicked carelessly. They cavorted and gamboled, their giggles ringing through the air as they chased each other with wild abandon. The scene was hauntingly beautiful¡ªa nostalgic reminder of innocence¡¯s carefree days. Glancing behind me, I saw a dark and imposing forest; clumps of snow fell from the tree branches, beckoning me to enter. But this was not a friendly invitation¡ªit was more like a white van marked with free candy, ominous and foreboding. The first to approach was a child with golden tresses and a beaming face, looking familiar as if I¡¯d seen her once before in a dream whose details eluded me. Her laughter, like chimes in glass, spread happiness effortlessly. She hopped and twirled, her hand outstretched, eager for a new friendship. ¡°Greetings again! Come join us. Let¡¯s play tag¡ªyou¡¯re it!¡± Disbelief swirled in my heart as I beheld a wondrous sight: I was human again, clad in my old I Heart Teddy Bears shirt, feeling healthier and happier than ever, not even a single marring my skin. ¡ªWait, that¡¯s not right, is it? Amidst the fluttering laughter, a smile broke across my face, radiant and uncontrollable, as if the warmth of the meadow was truly infectious. At that moment, all doubts were cast aside, and with reckless glee, I clasped her tiny hand, joining their mirthful brigade. We raced through the meadow, my natural red hair fluttering behind me, their infectious energy propelling my every step, a wild abandon unleashed as I chased the children. Sophia proclaimed, ¡°Rob, you¡¯re it!¡± As the sun bathed the meadow in warmth, we laughed and played, our spirits dancing in the radiant light. Yet, a weight settled upon my heart as I beheld another girl, her face marked by dark freckles and eyes fixated on the forest. Her once vibrant smile had vanished, replaced by trepidation. The shadows stretched, stripping away the meadow¡¯s enchantment and casting an ominous veil from the winter forest. The day seemed to turn to dusk without notice; the freckled girl¡¯s joy was but a distant memory. She stood still, her gaze locked on the silent woods, the falling snow whispering like a haunting call. My heart raced with alarm, terror ensnaring me as the shadows crept closer to the little girl. My heart pounded in my chest, and I tried to scream, ¡°Run!¡± but no sound escaped my lips, as if the snow-coated forest had stolen my voice. ¡°Fear not, dear Heather,¡± a kind voice sung from everywhere and nowhere all at once, ¡°¡¯Tis but old nightmares that dwell; there is naught to see, only tales to tell. Come, play with the children once more; dinner draws near.¡± I sought the woman behind the sweet melody, feeling as though I had glimpsed her once before, yet her form eluded me. A mischievous giggle filled the air, whisking me away to a realm beyond compare. As my mind clouded with boundless glee, I resumed the carefree chase, leaving behind the shadows of nightmares and doubt for the pure embrace of delight. For the first time since I could remember, my soul didn¡¯t feel as though it was broken; the emptiness I had always felt was gone. I felt safe, whole, even though deep down, I knew this dream of joy wasn¡¯t what had been missing from my life. A voice cried out from the forest, ¡°Aislinn!¡± but it was drowned out by giggling laughter. The sense of belonging warmed my soul as I reveled in the wonders of this dream. Surrounded by the tune of youthful laughter, I embraced the beauty of each passing moment. But alas, the time had come¡ªdinner beckoned. ¡°You coming?¡± Sophia grabbed my hand and pulled me toward the cottage on the hill. Upon entering the quaint little house, I discovered that the interior seemingly expanded beyond what the exterior would suggest. However, there was no time to explore, as Sophia tugged me forward, with the other five children already ahead. We soon found ourselves in a tiny dining room, centered around a single small table with eight chairs crammed beside one another. We each took a seat, leaving one empty, though it was a bit crowded. Suddenly, a loud creak echoed through the room, sounding as if the wood were cracking and breaking. Before I could fully grasp what was happening, the table began to bloat, bulge, and expand, dragging our chairs along with it. For a moment, I feared I would be squished between the tiny room and the ever-growing table, but to my amazement, the room stretched out just as magically. My head swiveled all around, my feet dangling from the chair, my toes barely skimming the floor. Glancing at the six kids, I saw faces beaming with joy. A mist enveloped the table as if conjured by magic, and when it cleared, it revealed a feast fit for royalty. The children¡¯s eyes widened with delight as they indulged, their voices forming an orchestra of mirth. I leaned back, content in quiet observation, cherishing this joyous embrace¡ªa memory to treasure as if I had finally found a place to call home. What a beautiful lie it was. Beneath the tantalizing allure of the feast, unease cloaked my soul, a nebulous void resisting comprehension. As the feast continued, an ominous shadow cast its pall over the table, unnoticed by the children. The wooden floorboards creaked beneath our chairs, and the house swayed with an unsettling rhythm, as if haunting gusts of wind dreamt of blowing it away. ¡ªOh. Oh. Like in The Wizard of Oz! Wait. What? It¡¯s gusts of wind, not a freaking tornado. Damn, I can be an overdramatic bitch with my narrative sometimes. Argh, fine. Just... just, never mind¡­ ... Yeah, I probably should stop talking to myself all the time¡ªoh, look! Pigs in the blanket. Ignoring the ever-growing creepy vibe, I surveyed the feast before me: a lineup of meats, a smattering of thingamajigs, a couple of whatchamacallits, and a cluster of doodads. What?! How am I supposed to know what that jiggly green and blue thing is¡ªJell-o? And that stuff over there that¡¯s supposed to be rice? Pretty sure I saw it squirming. Everything was like a massive acid trip! I¡¯m in a realm within a realm, within another realm, all pretending to be yet another realm. Surely, this has to be an isekai record, right? (Yep, totally counting this Hansel and Gretel cottage as a separate realm¡ªno one better try and eat me; I¡¯m the only cannibal allowed here.) So, of course, there¡¯s no way I¡¯m going to recognize any of that crazy food. Amidst the ongoing feast, one of the boys¡¯ heads suddenly tumbled across the table, a sight that left me speechless¡ªif you can imagine that. It was Rob¡¯s severed head that rolled past some kind of blood-sausage-looking thing (I always forget what that¡¯s called), yet the feast pressed on, the other children oblivious to the horror I had just witnessed. Outside, the wind picked up to a wail¡ªthe cottage might as well have been caught in a tornado. Lightning flashed through the wind, and white spots danced before my eyes. I blinked them away, only to discover the appalling truth: the children had turned into skeletons. A nightmarish scene unfolded, one I hadn¡¯t noticed until now¡­ I reached across the table, grabbed a dinner roll, and noticed my arm was covered in tattoos. Glancing down, I saw my shirt had changed, replaced by my I Decapitate Teddy Bears one. As I peeked at the writing, I noticed a few locks of hair were green on one side and black on the other. I shrugged indifferently before taking a bite out of my roll, happily munching on it as I watched the surreal spectacle unfold, curious about what would happen next.The narrative has been taken without permission. Report any sightings. I blinked again, and everything reverted to normal¡ªchildren happily eating, including Rob. Even my tats were gone, my hair was its natural red, and my shirt now had I Heart Teddy Bears on it. Mmm! This roll tastes amazing. What is this filling inside it? Wait¡­ is that a cockroach? Nah, my bad, it¡¯s a severed pinky. Shrugging, I took another bite, savoring its delicious taste, uncaring about all that happened around me. What? You think I should be freaking out right now? Nope! I¡¯ve seen and done worse. A withered old hag, her face hidden within a veil, shuffled into the room, her appearance eerily familiar, as if from a dream. Honestly, that sense of d¨¦j¨¤ vu was getting a bit annoying. She approached with more food as the children cheered, her true form only briefly revealed by the flickering bursts of lightning. These flashes illuminated the grim truth of our gathering, only to vanish just as swiftly, cloaking the horror with an illusion of normalcy once again. I found it all rather fascinating, taking mental notes and wondering if I could do something similar. Huh¡­ now I want an illusion skill. Just imagine the mind fuckery I could do by combining an illusion with Fear and Terror¡¯s Infusion! Another gleam of lightning illuminated the feast and this time, it lingered, fully exposing its true nature. The table was laden with decay and rot, spoiled meats crawling with maggots and flies. To my bewilderment, the skeleton children were unfazed, gleefully dining. One of them even appeared to be gnawing on a severed human limb that, moments before, had masqueraded as a turkey leg, its flesh now grotesquely clinging to the bone. I was utterly transfixed by this macabre display, licking my lips in ravenous hunger and awe, as though witnessing the culmination of every dark fantasy I¡¯ve ever dreamed. The children, skeletal as ever, continued feasting unabated. One of them had their skull nonchalantly resting atop a mound of what had once resembled blood sausage. ¡ªAh, right, Rob¡¯s head! It had kept moving about from his shoulders to the table between every flash. The sight was ghastly (in a captivating way); I just couldn¡¯t avert my gaze, ensnared by the delectable spectacle that unfolded before me. The hag cackled, her laughter echoing through the chamber as the feast pressed on. Another flicker of light, and I beheld the hag once again, now cloaked in the likeness of a grand ball gown¡ªstill all in black, of course¡ªseated regally in her chair. A hood still veiled her countenance in mysterious darkness, revealing only skeletal hands and a thin figure. Strangely, I sensed no malevolence emanating from her as I daringly indulged in a bite of the putrid heart, savoring its flavor as if it were a delectable fruit freshly plucked from a verdant branch. The taste of decay greeted my palate with each bite, a perverse pleasure that should have turned my stomach. Yet, I reveled in the sensation of each crunch and chew, savoring the morbid symphony upon my tongue. ¡°So,¡± I finally asked between bites, ¡°am I dead?¡± The hag, draped in the elegance of a refined lady, carried herself with a grace befitting royalty, her laughter tender and whimsical as she observed my indulgence in the feast of the dead. ¡°No, dear, you are not.¡± ¡ªOh, thank god¡ªdying really sucks! Her shrouded gaze exuded warmth and affection. ¡°You¡¯re only a dreaming visitor.¡± ¡°Huh¡­ so this is a nightmare,¡± I mused. ¡°Certainly not,¡± she waved off my statement. ¡°I prefer to only deal in dreams. What you see before you is what you want to see at my table.¡± I glanced around the table as I took yet another bite from the putrid heart. The skeleton children seemed to ignore my conversation with the hag, perhaps lost in their own separate spectacle or feast. I cocked my head back toward the bone lady. ¡°So, are you like, Death or something?¡± ¡°No, I¡¯m not my mother,¡± she replied, a hint of a pained smile in her tone. ¡°I¡¯m Duskara, Goddess of Dreams, though most have forgotten that name. I¡¯m simply remembered now as the Crone.¡± ¡ªHoly shit! Did she just say her mother is Death? Shut up, Blake, and play it cool. ¡°That¡­ that name sounds familiar,¡± I snapped my fingers. ¡°Oh, yeah! You¡¯re the one the vampires worship. Apparently, I¡¯m competing to be your champion,¡± I nodded happily before giving her a flat stare. ¡°I don¡¯t want it. Now, don¡¯t get me wrong, I¡¯m not a sore winner, but I don¡¯t work well for others,¡± I added with a smirk before reaching across the table to help myself to one of the plates of intestines that had caught my eye. ¡°Aislinn!¡± A scream from the window froze me as I took a wondrous bite. I looked outside; the beautiful spring evening had morphed into a winter blizzard, the meadow vanished, and the trees now encircled the cottage. Memories of past dreams¡ªor nightmares¡ªthat I had forgotten surged through my mind, haunting me with visions of a woman¡¯s lifeless eyes. My gaze snapped back to the so-called goddess. ¡°I remember you now,¡± I said, recalling the time standing in the forest with her before that blue bitch banished me back to the waking world. ¡°Didn¡¯t you mention something about the forest being filled with bad dreams of past lives?¡± Duskara nodded. ¡°I did.¡± ¡°Who was she¡­¡± I whispered, barely audible, ¡°Who was Aislinn to me?¡± ¡°I don¡¯t know, and diving into your soul to find out wouldn¡¯t be pleasant for either of us,¡± she explained. ¡°All I know is what you and the seven of you are to me,¡± she gestured at the skeletons at the table, happily feasting, oblivious to our conversation. My eyes roamed the skeletons before stopping at one I assumed was Sophia. ¡°Big Sis?¡± I muttered, attempting to decipher the meaning as I struggled to remember my conversation with the girl in another dream. My memories weren¡¯t as clear as I had thought; a fog of uncertainty still clouded many details. Before I could piece everything together, the Crone interjected, ¡°Now, about that champion position¡ª¡± ¡°¡ªI said, I don¡¯t want it!¡± I quickly interrupted. ¡°Like, seriously, I was all for murdering them,¡± I gestured to the skeletons, ¡°but that was a totally messed up game you¡¯re playing, pitting us against one another. Worse still, their bodies had better be there when I wake up this time. I want that Death Bolt spell,¡± I grumbled, crossing my arms. ¡°Forgive me; it needed to be done to protect all of you from being discovered,¡± she sounded remorseful. ¡°By having us kill one another?¡± I shot back. ¡°Just the death of your bodies. That¡¯s an easy fix within a dungeon. It¡¯s too soon for the false gods to discover your existence.¡± ¡°Not with the dungeon core gone, it¡¯s not,¡± I retorted. ¡°Wait¡ªwhat?¡± the Crone¡ªDuskara¡ªsounded genuinely surprised. I sighed. ¡°Why do you think that blue bitch wants me to retrieve the core so badly?¡± ¡°I¡¯m uncertain of Magic¡¯s intentions with you,¡± Duskara admitted. I laughed, a bit bitterly. ¡°I suppose I can see that. I was definitely getting some manipulative Karen vibes from her. Though, I¡¯ll get the core back as soon as I eat their corpses,¡± I gestured again to the skeletons, ¡°and gain a few new skills.¡± ¡°I¡¯m sorry, but the dungeon will most likely have absorbed their bodies by now.¡± Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! ¡°But the dungeon is dead without its core!¡± I protested. ¡°Aw, but like all corpses, a few parts of the body should still be functioning for a time after its death,¡± she replied, souring my mood. That probably explained why I never found Rob¡¯s body. ¡°Shit!¡± ¡°As far as what makes us special,¡± Duskara continued, seemingly oblivious to my mental breakdown over losing out on all those skills, ¡°you have the soul of a Titan.¡± With that single word, memories of that dream I had with Sophia began to resurface, though I was still preoccupied with my loss. Compelled to understand more, I asked, ¡°So hold on... You¡¯re saying all of humanity from Earth are this realm¡¯s long-lost Titans? All eight-plus billion people?¡± ¡°No,¡± she shook her head, the hood briefly revealing a chin bone so fast I might have imagined it. ¡°There were only a few hundred thousand Titans and just over a hundred fellow gods when they were all banished alongside our mother,¡± she tapped the table with her finger, continuing her explanation. ¡°No, what I believe our mother, Life, did was use her own essence in that manaless vacuum of a realm you call Earth to reestablish a new cycle of reincarnation. This was to keep the souls of the Titans and the gods from fading into the void, which ultimately led to the birth of new Titan souls.¡± ¡°But not gods?¡± I asked while processing what she had said. ¡°Not without the help of Death. Life cannot create new gods on her own.¡± I took that all in, including the memories of my dream where Sophia had tried to explain all of this. Slowly nodding, it all began to make sense. Humanity was essentially a collection of old souls from this realm that had been¡­ banished? ¡°Wait, who banished the Titans again?¡± ¡°The Eldritch, Magic¡¯s children.¡± ¡°Oh¡­ Oh! That bitch!¡± I sat up, outraged. ¡°Wait, what does she want from me? Besides getting that core?¡± ¡°I don¡¯t know,¡± Duskara sighed. ¡°But everything she¡¯s done, from stealing entire worlds filled with various races, has been to find her sister, our mother, Life, and undo her wrong.¡± ¡°Well, she¡¯s been going about it in a fucked up way,¡± I grumbled. ¡°That she has.¡± ¡°So, I¡¯m a Titan, like Cronos and Sargeras?¡± ¡°Yes¡ªI¡¯m surprised your soul remembers those names. Cronus was Life¡¯s firstborn,¡± she nodded, almost happily. ¡°Though, I suspect much of your lore and knowledge was derived from unconscious memories of your souls. That said, I doubt your soul in particular is one of the original Titans from this realm. But, I believe one of them might be my elder half-sister, Rhea,¡± her hooded gaze shifted to the skeletons happily eating, seemingly oblivious to our conversation. ¡°I¡¯m unsure if it¡¯s Sophia or Heather.¡± Yeah, never heard of that Titan. ¡°Ugh, don¡¯t tell me our world¡¯s old-school computer programming was based on subconscious memories of this realm¡¯s fucked up system, was it?¡± Duskara nodded again. ¡°I don¡¯t know anything about this computer stuff you speak of, but I would say yes, many things are typically influenced by a soul.¡± ¡°Wonderful,¡± I deadpanned. ¡°And what happened to the Eldritch again?¡± ¡°It¡¯s hard to destroy a soulless entity of Magic. So instead, Death shattered them and spread their remains across the cosmos,¡± there was a long pause before she continued, ¡°Their remains are often referred to as many things, one of them being Black Puddings.¡± She¡¯s shitting me, right? ¡°You¡¯re shitting me, right?¡± I blurted out, voicing my inner shock. My soul is inside one of these asshole Eldritch¡ªhuh, well, that might explain a lot. Duskara was about to speak when a series of loud bangs echoed throughout the cottage, as if someone was pounding on the door like a drum. Bang! Bang! Bang! She sighed, ¡°It seems our time has run out. Do reconsider being my champion, will you? It will allow me to aid you within the constraints of the system.¡± ¡°Wait, but I have more questions!¡± I blurted out, my thoughts tumbling over each other in a rush. ¡°What¡¯s the system? Why is it in safe mode? What does it mean to have the soul of a Titan within the body of an Eldritch?¡± Bang! Bang! Bang! ¡°The system was the training tool, a holdover from a forgotten era, designed to train Titans to learn to fight the Eldritch. Use it to learn new skills, but don¡¯t rely solely on it. Try mastering skills without the system altogether as it was designed to do. That¡¯s the entire purpose of ascension, not what the perversion those so-called gods believe it to be¡ª¡± Bang! Bang! Bang! Duskara continued, ¡°A Titan wields the very mana around them. Use it, and you¡¯ll be unstoppable.¡± Bang! Bang! Bang! ¡°I¡¯m not going to forget all this when I wake up, am I?¡± I blinked away the moisture in my eyes, ¡°I¡¯m not going to forget about Aislinn again?¡± ¡°I¡¯ll see to it that you won¡¯t forget. Now, it¡¯s time for you to wake up. As powerful as I am within my domain, I cannot keep Magic from forcing her way in.¡± The loud banging continued, but it somehow morphed into the sound of creaking and groaning rocks. I blinked back to consciousness to find Duskara gone; the feast had vanished, and no skeletons in sight¡ªonly darkness enveloped me. Reactivating Mana Focus, I discovered myself buried beneath a pile of rubble¡ªagain! However, this time was different: I remembered my dream and¡­ Aislinn! B01C26 - The Beginnings of an Idea With maximum effort¡ªwell, perhaps not effort, but definitely maximum bitching¡ªI commenced my grumbling, whining, cursing, and name-calling as I slowly oozed my way through the rubble of what was once the great pathway of Moria... well, the Deep Roads. Wait! Wasn¡¯t Moria the name of the mines, and Khazad-d?m the city? I better not slip up on these details, lest I invoke the wrath of those D&D¡ªno, wait, Potter¡ªcultists online. They¡¯re a fierce bunch of keyboard warriors! Seriously, Blake? Stirring up the trolls again? YEP! What¡¯s next, Rey was a Skywalker? Oh¡ªI love Star Trek! Eh, Orville is better. Shut your mother-licking face hole! Yes, I was mentally rambling to myself as I slithered through the fucking cave-in caused by that female bitch¡ªwell, canine. I¡¯m assuming he was a she because, let¡¯s be honest, that was a total bitch move! I probably should use they, but that¡¯s more about respect, and let¡¯s be real, I don¡¯t really respect anyone. Still, every they I¡¯ve slept with could eat pussy like a freaking champ! Why, you might ask? ¡ªThe constant mental chatter part¡ªnot the pussy eating, bitch, or cave-in stuff¡ªobviously. For starters, there¡¯s no music, so my brain does this annoying little dance¡ªit just has to be doing something, thanks to ADHD and a cocktail of other mental quirks, including a few misdiagnoses for good measure. This jumbled mental process was exacerbated in my last life by the US¡¯s crap healthcare coverage and the scarcity of mental health options for those without a ton of money¡ªwhich doesn¡¯t really explain my new fondness for eating people. Though, I think I¡¯ve ranted about that before, so you should already get it¡ªhopefully¡­ unless you¡¯re also a bit twisted in the head? Secondly, I¡¯m bored out of my damn gooey skull¡ªthough, isn¡¯t that just a rerun of point one? Whatever! Just know this: the path deep under the earth¡ªor well, Nyxoria (not going to lie, I hate that the word Earth also means ground, soil, dirt, and all that shit. It¡¯s so confusing at times)¡ªwas jam-packed with rocks, stones, and dirt, making it a total bitch to navigate¡ªhence, all the mental gymnastics to keep me from going insane¡­er. Lastly, but perhaps most significantly, I needed to distract myself from my¡ªrage! Yes, I was seriously pissed off right now. Why, you may ask? Well, my corpses, brimming with those oh-so-good skills¡ªand yummy intestines¡ªwere gone when I woke up. Sure, it was tough to search with a mountain of debris on top of me, but I still looked, and looked, and looked¡ªand, well, you get the point. So, yeah, I¡¯m not exactly taking it well. That being said, one good thing did happen: I remembered my dream this time! You know that feeling, right? Waking up almost giddy because you can perfectly recall every detail of your dream¡ªthat was me... or would have been, if I wasn¡¯t so infuriated about my breakfast disappearing when I woke up. You think a cup of coffee can kickstart your day? Ha! Clearly, you¡¯ve never tried cannibalism! Ugh, and I was so ready to eat those two elf girls¡¯ asses! Literally, I take it? Mhmmm! Do you think¡ªwait, do I think¡ªdark elf meat tastes better than high elf? Oh! Oh! Better question: Ass¡ªhind, if we¡¯re being politically correct¡ªbreast, or thigh meat? Ass, while my head is sandwiched between a pair of thighs, and I¡¯m holding onto two handfuls of breasts¡ªand let¡¯s not forget the bean! No sausage? I¡¯m still talking about food, right? ¡­ I chuckled at my inner monologue as I slipped around a particularly tight crevice, happy to find larger gaps as I continued my slimy journey. Until at last, I was free¡ªfree at last, thank... Wait, hadn¡¯t I already made this joke reference once before? Eh, but it¡¯s a classic. Now, out of the collapsed section, I got to work on the work of reforming my body, which, let¡¯s be honest, wasn¡¯t really work at all. In fact, it required no thought whatsoever and seemed to work better without my meddling. I¡¯d explain the mechanics of this work, but I think I¡¯ve overworked the explanation of that subconsciously dead horse by now. Instead, I worked on stretching, putting some work into extending my arms wide¡ªnot that this bit of work needed much effort. I suppose it was a subconscious thing, a work habit from my past humanity where stretching just felt good¡ªlike decompressing after a day filled with hard work. It¡¯s curious how some forms of work, like stretching, can feel like work even when they¡¯re effortless. How many times am I going to say ¡®work¡¯? What, am I out of narrative ideas? ...No. ¡°I think that dream really fucked with my mind, hard. And not in a good way¡ªmore like it hate fucked my ass sideways, all messy like, then went full vaginal without so much as a courtesy baby wipe, leaving me with a serious tract infection,¡± I grumbled¡­ from experience before clarifying. ¡°What I¡¯m trying to say is, I¡¯m feeling a little extra crazy today,¡± I huffed. The only reply was the sound of a small pebble falling somewhere off in the distance. I shrugged, ¡°Everyone¡¯s a critic.¡± Oh, and yes, I am all alone, chatting up a storm to myself like the certified madwoman I am. What¡¯s new, right? I strode toward the path leading back to the main part of the dungeon, eyeing the exit. Not that I felt ready to tangle with those Slutty-teens¡ªSlaethians, or whatever they call themselves¡ªbut hey, options were slim. The only fuckers left that could give me any new skills were those three statues, once guardians of the core, now just decorative ass-kickers after the dungeon¡¯s denizens carted the core off to their metropolis, only to have it stolen yet again. Those stony, marbled pricks were way out of my league, but what¡¯s a girl to do when she needs more skills? I had managed to swipe some from just one other Earthling, a corpse I didn¡¯t even get the pleasure of dropping myself¡ªcomplete and utter bullshit. And yeah, I snagged some skills from a few other dungeon bosses, a couple of baby spiders, a succubus, and... okay, I admit, I had a whole arsenal of skills to play with. But can you blame me for wanting more? Greed is a hell of a drug¡ªnot quite as good as cocaine, but then again, I don¡¯t have any of that here. Looks like it was core-heist time. No other options on the table. I glanced down and, oh, fabulous¡ªa large pink tentacle was snugly wrapped around my waist. I traced it back to its source and spotted a treasure chest on the other end. ¡°Oh, you¡¯ve got to be shitting me. How many freaking mimics are down here¡ª¡± My rant was cut short as the mimic yanked me off my feet, hurling me straight into its gaping maw. The lid snapped shut with a vicious clang, and rows of shark-like teeth clamped down, gnashing at me as if I were mere bubble gum. It chewed with relentless ferocity, the lid contorting from side to side as it shredded my silk fa?ade and savaged the dark flesh beneath¡ªpuncturing, stabbing, and serrating with each horrific chomp. Its wet tongue greedily rolled me around its mouth, savoring me like a connoisseur relishes a fine wine.The tale has been stolen; if detected on Amazon, report the violation. Pain from physical attacks felt more like phantom pain; it didn¡¯t truly hurt, but my mind kept insisting it should¡ªit was quite bizarre. The only genuine sensation was my exasperation with the entire ordeal. Yep, you heard¡ªargh, read¡ªthat correctly. I was beyond anger or rage. In fact, if my face hadn¡¯t been all torn up at the moment, I would have worn the exasperation of someone who¡¯s just had enough¡ªin an unamused sort of way. A few moments later, I strode away as a mimic chest, coated in green flames with purple tips, screamed and wailed. It skittered frantically, bashing from one wall to the next on crab-like legs as if its hair were on fire¡ªwell, to be fair, its entire body was on fire, but hair paints a more vivid picture, wouldn¡¯t you say? Before long, I passed by the dungeon colosseum, steering clear of the three statues that had resumed their original poses, and made my way to the stairwell leading out. The path up was dark and foreboding¡ªthough that might have been my nerves. Not that I was worried about vampires or anything, but for some odd reason, my thoughts kept drifting to Aurelia. And now that I could actually remember my dreams, it was like being stuck on a loop of my supposed past lives, particularly that disaster of a night buried under snow. Were those dreams¡ªor should I call them nightmares¡ªactually memories of past lives? Sauntering into a chamber that felt more like a crypt than a room, I found myself encircled by ten massive stone slabs, each screaming altar and tailored for someone way taller and less alive than your average NBA star. They huddled around a pit, the fire long snuffed out¡ªancient history, maybe? My Mana Focus lit the place up like a neon rave, painting everything in wild mana technicolor. Without it? I¡¯d be blinder than a bat who¡¯d lost its sonar at the absolute worst moment. The ambient mana didn¡¯t just lurk; it pulsated, wrapping around me in a suffocating embrace that was unsettling yet weirdly comforting¡ªlike a backstabbing friend ready with a warm hug. Amidst these ethereal currents, whispers of healing energy flickered in wisps. As I navigated this eerie ambiance, I couldn¡¯t help but muse¡ªwas this cryptic venue some kind of celestial pit stop? Perhaps a respawn chamber for the brave or downright idiotic system users daring enough to tackle the dungeon? I didn¡¯t linger, darting out and barely rounding the corner when my metaphorical heart plummeted. The corridor unfolded into a grotesque horror show¡ªbodies strewn everywhere, contorted into unnatural poses like a deranged artist¡¯s macabre playthings. Blood, fire scars, and the remnants of violent magical bursts marred the walls, creating a chaotic canvas strewn with debris. The vamps had clearly gotten their asses handed to them. My stomach churned with a bizarre mix of hunger and¡ªdare I say¡ªarousal? Sure, the carnage might resemble a scandalously forbidden feast, but manners, manners! All thoughts of Magic¡¯s quest vanished as my mind focused singularly on one imperative: find Aurelia! Frantically, I rummaged through corpse after corpse, each face a silent prayer answered that it wasn¡¯t hers. Yet, amidst the bloody task, I couldn¡¯t resist a nibble here and there¡ªa girl¡¯s gotta eat, after all! This obsession with finding Aurelia was gnawing at me. She bore no resemblance to the woman in my dreams, yet the fear those dreams stirred up clawed at my insides, just as tangible as the monster of insanity I¡¯d become. I persisted through the destruction, each non-Aurelia body a twisted relief. Turning down another gloomy hallway, I spotted a lifeless gnome¡ªrecognizing the corpse as Olin, that little ghoul twerp, now just another casualty with an axe buried in his skull. The urge to smash his face in and snack on his eyeballs and intestines was tempting¡ªsuper tempting! But then, like a shart at a funeral, another thought struck me loud and clear amid the deafening silence. I¡¯ve got an idea. ¡°Status!¡± I called out, even though a mere thought would have sufficed.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE CharacterStatus Name: Blake Race: Black Pudding Class: Monster Level: 25 Titles: - [Hopeless Crusader] Racial Skills: - [Absorb] - [Arcane Insight] - [Corrosive] - [Polymorph] - [Thermal] Spells: - [Astral Insight] - [Blight] - [Fear] - [Life Drain] - [Mana Focus] - [Necrotic Flame] - [Paralysis] - [Terror¡¯s Infusion] Abilities: - [Burst] - [Ethereal Mist] - [Silk Webbing] - [Spider Walk] - [Venomous] Vulnerabilities: - [Fire] - [Holy] Immunities: - [Acid] - [Darkness] - [Disease] - [Dread] - [Fear] - [Poison] - [Sleep] - [Sorrow] Unique Traits: - [Oracle] - [Polyglot] - [Stellar Void] Selectable Skills: - [Acid Breath] - [Dull Corrode] - [Fear Harvest] - [Fortress] - [Leap] - [Poison Spit] - [Shield Proficiency] - [Spirit Vessel] - [Spores] V:\>
My eyes roamed down my skill list, my expression turning into a frown at the Immunities. It was frustrating that some skill immunities didn¡¯t apply unless cast upon me by an external source, like Fear¡ªI mean, I could still feel scared, like how I was terrified for some unknown reason about anything happening to Aurelia, even though I had immunity to¡­ well, Fear. And yet, Sleep immunity protected me from all states of unconsciousness¡ªunless, of course, someone had an attack that could turn off my buffs, but that¡¯s a different drowned bag of cats. What I¡¯m getting at is, nothing seems very consistent. It¡¯s almost like the rules of magic are a lot like English: for every rule, there¡¯s an exception, and none of those exceptions make any sense. Sighing, my gaze moved on until it landed on my available skills to be selected. ¡°I know I have two available skill points, but it would be nice if my status page actually said that,¡± I grumbled, silently hoping that blue magical cunt had heard my bitching. With a deep, resigned sigh, I immediately spent a skill point without an ounce of hesitation¡ªyes, that was a lie if the sigh wasn¡¯t a tell. What? Leveling had become really hard without the dungeon core, so I wasn¡¯t exactly eager to spend my last two points, but I knew it had to be done. Plus, I had an idea. It hit me when I saw Olin¡¯s corpse, reminding me of what Aurelia had done with his soul after I had devoured his last body.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE SkillDetails [Spirit Vessel] Description: Manipulate spirits around you, mending and melding them with any accepting vessel. Status: Inactive Type: Spell Activation: Cast _ V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE ActivateSpell Selecting Spell: [Spirit Vessel] Status: Active Type: Spell Activation: Cast [Spirit Vessel] is now set as an active-cast. _ Selectable: 14 out of 15 Skills Activated. V:\>
Casting my new skill with all my insight guiding me. I watched in both fascination and hunger as the injuries on the undead ghoul began to knit themselves back together¡ªa grotesque display of blood and brain matter flowing back into its body, as if manipulated by some twisted unseen force. Despite the gruesomely enticing sight, which stirred my hunger once more, my priorities were clear¡ªI needed answers first; feasting could wait. Don¡¯t get me wrong, I didn¡¯t give two shits about healing Olin or anything like that; I really didn¡¯t like the little prick. However, I needed answers, and more importantly, I needed to find Aurelia! Alas, the ghoul¡¯s gaze remained vacant and lifeless, and my quest for answers was far from over. I stared at it for a long, probing moment¡ªsomething was amiss. I wasn¡¯t an expert, but from what I understood, Spirit Vessel shouldn¡¯t have healed the corpse, right? I wiped at the corner of my mouth, catching a trail of yellow drool, my hunger a subtle reminder of my needs as I continued to study the corpse. Stepping back, I noticed something else peculiar. Tilting my head from side to side, the corpse¡¯s appearance shifted oddly, like those holographic foil trading cards¡ªwhat I was seeing didn¡¯t seem quite real. From one angle, the body still looked just as ravaged, but from another, it appeared healed. Wait¡ªdid I mend the spirit? So, what I¡¯m seeing is his soul? How can I see his soul? Unless¡­ a soul is mana¡ªMana Focus! So, I had apparently healed Olin¡¯s soul, but I couldn¡¯t get it to fuse with the body. I glanced back at the skill¡¯s description and fixated on the phrase, ¡°melding them with any accepting vessel.¡± My best guess, using all my insight and common sense, was that his body was too damaged to accept the soul. Disgruntled, I began using Spirit Vessel on Olin¡¯s soul with every nearby body I could find, but to no avail. Intriguingly, his soul took on the appearance of each body I tried, continually giving it that holographic foil trading card look as the soul overlaid the corpse. I admit, it tricked me a couple of times into thinking I had succeeded. However, by leaning from side to side, I was able to notice the illusion¡ªthough I suspected that if I wasn¡¯t using mana to see, I wouldn¡¯t have had this issue. With a huff, I plopped down on my ass, racking my brain for a solution or at least a workaround. Astral Insight and Arcane Insight were proving utterly useless, and don¡¯t even get me started on Oracle¡ªI wasn¡¯t even sure if those skills were doing anything at all. Then, suddenly, an idea popped into my head from seemingly nowhere. I snapped my fingers. With a wicked grin, I activated Stellar Void! B01C27 - The Lich I attempted to activate Stellar Void with a wicked grin, but my eyebrows furrowed when nothing happened. Sitting beside Olin¡¯s corpse, arms crossed over my chest, I stared at the gnome. ¡°WTF! What am I fucking doing wrong?¡± I muttered, glaring at the lifeless form beside me. ¡°Hmm¡­ Olin doesn¡¯t need his intestines, does he?¡± I paused, considering the thought. ¡°Mmmmm¡ªnope!¡± Stellar Void was an odd skill. For one, I hadn¡¯t chosen it¡ªI was pretty sure I didn¡¯t need a dimensional storage skill; besides, it wasn¡¯t like I could use items, what with my pH levels all sorts of out of whack. Yes, I can turn off my Corrosive passive, but that¡¯s beside the point. Where was I going with this? Oh, right! I was quite surprised when Misty Blue hacked my system sheet and activated the skill¡ªyes, I just threw out that nickname, testing the waters. Can I keep calling her blue cunt? Well, I suppose I could, and most likely would. But that¡¯s a petty tangent I¡¯m above¡ªI¡¯m getting sidetracked, as usual. So... Stellar Void. It¡¯s an odd skill. I didn¡¯t want it. Didn¡¯t think I¡¯d need it. However, because of it, I now have a pair of solutions ready to grab by the balls. Yep, that¡¯s right! I have two phylacteries from the undead chimera. I might also be a bit bitter that I couldn¡¯t have taken them and killed that zombie monster without the skill, but I refuse to give that blue cunt any credit for micromanaging my skills. However, why hadn¡¯t the skill worked? With a huff, triggered by my own relentless narrative rambling¡ªwhich, let¡¯s be honest, is starting to unhinge even me¡ªI tried to activate my dimensional storage skill once again. I know, I know, this narrative is teetering on too meta. But what can I say? I operate on two settings: full-blown insanity and cold, hard vindictiveness. Admittedly, my more insane side can be quite fun. In my last life, that version of me would have pulled off a keg stand to massive cheers and then swooped in to steal some dude¡¯s hot girlfriend¡ªor at least, that would have been me if I¡¯d been more sociable. No... what can I say? I was a goth daydreamer, though I¡¯d still manage to snag the girl, the guy, and sometimes both. I think the term is slut, but why do women get the negative labels for sleeping around? Total bullshit, if you ask me! Then there was my vindictive side¡ªyeah, that part of me was a real nightmare, even for me. My point? I¡¯m unhinged, always have been, and it¡¯s only gotten far, far, far¡ªwaaaaaay¡ªworse in this new life, and that¡¯s not even touching on the cannibalism! Slurping on my snack, my brows furrowed deeper as I looked for any signs of the skill working, but frustratingly¡ªnothing! The last and only time I had used this skill, I hadn¡¯t really been paying attention to where the hole had opened¡ªI mean, I was a blob of goop within a monster¡¯s nut sack¡­ you know what, let¡¯s never mention that last part again. Anyway, the dimensional storage didn¡¯t open a hole in time or space before me or anything like that; instead, I felt a shift within me. My eyes glanced down to my chest as I stared, mesmerized, as Stellar Void held open a gaping hole, revealing¡­ nothingness. ¡°Oh¡ªthere you are!¡± I exclaimed with an overly cheerful tone. With a happy little hum, I rammed my fist right into my gaping hole and rummaged around, my fingers curling as they searched for the spot. I even pulled out a few times, only to thrust my fist back in, hard and fast. Like a skilled lover, I knew exactly where to look, yet the surprise at the end was... underwhelming. As I pulled out this time with my prize in hand, I pouted, staring at a baseball-sized black phylactery. Wasn¡¯t it the size of a basketball? Ah, it shriveled. How cute. ¡°Maybe it¡¯s too cold inside my hole?¡± I shrugged, smirking. I didn¡¯t bother to check if the other one had shrunk; I only needed one. My plan was simple: if my skill, Spirit Vessel, refused to shove Olin¡¯s soul into a corpse, then I¡¯d ram it into this orb and try to connect it to a body using that as the medium. Did I know if it would work? Nope! But it was only his soul¡ªwhat harm could trying possibly do? As much as I craved answers from Olin, part of me grieved the waste of one of my two phylacteries on his soul¡ª Such a freaking waste. ¡ªbut, desperate times and all that shit, right? I needed to find Aurelia, and I couldn¡¯t shake the feeling that my soul was in a screaming match, urging me to hurry it up. The worst part was that I didn¡¯t know if she was still alive. So, if ramming Olin¡¯s soul into a phylactery was the ticket, then I¡¯m buying¡ªafter all, I need those answers. Meanwhile, a little voice in my head was warning me that Magic was toying with me, dangling that quest reward of ascension like a carrot. I was just waiting for the inevitable screw-over once I get that dungeon core. Meh, whatever! Aurelia first, core second. I waved off the doubts with a mental flick of my middle finger. ¡°No time for second-guessing now.¡± I hoisted myself off my ass and towered over the pathetic gnome¡¯s corpse, clutching one of my phylactery orbs like the queen of chaos I truly am. Flashing a devil-may-care grin, I punched the mental command for Spirit Vessel into the system. Let me tell you, it kicked off like a firework show, making me feel like a supervillain on a serious power trip¡ªthink Evil-Lyn, but cranked up to eleven with mad cackling. As the magic swirled and danced in a spectrum of colors around me, I noticed a new sensation... I could actually feel it caressing my flesh, as tangible as if I could reach out and grasp it.Support the creativity of authors by visiting the original site for this novel and more. Huh, the spell seems so straightforward it¡¯s almost idiotic. Could I actually pull this off without the system holding my hand? Doubtful, but hell, why not try? After all, how hard is it to stuff a soul back into its meat sack? What¡¯s the worst that could happen? It¡¯s not like Olin can die again... right? Remembering what Duskara, aka the Crone, had told me¡ªthat I was supposedly a Titan, capable of manipulating mana¡ªI decided to let go of my training wheels and deactivated Spirit Vessel. Like a kid learning to ride a bike, I ignored the system, reached out with my hands, and let the mana weave around my fingers. Much to my giddiness, the mana moved with my touch. I doubted it would have been as easy without Mana Focus letting me see how the mana reacted to every gesture I made. Still, I¡¯m not one to complain¡ªokay, that¡¯s a lie; I¡¯d totally bitch to a manager if I could. However, as I smiled like an idiot, Olin¡¯s soul moved with the flow of mana as I guided it into the black orb. Then, continuing to toy with the mana, I gently squeezed a tendril that danced around the orb and pulled it toward the lifeless gnome corpse. Like a desert desperate for water, the body clung to the soul from the orb like a greedy child. This time, there was no denial, no reaction. Before I could blink, the spell concluded, the phylactery took the reins, and presto¡ªOlin¡¯s soul was back in business. Weirdly, the whole thing felt eerily familiar. D¨¦j¨¤ vu, much? Had my own soul been through this rodeo before? It was a creepy thought, but I shoved it aside. Right now, all I cared about was grilling the newly revived gnome rat. ¡°He¡¯s alive! He¡¯s alive!¡± I whooped, throwing my arms up like I¡¯d just resurrected Frankenstein¡¯s monster, as Olin¡¯s eyes flickered open. Olin¡¯s expression cycled from shock to confusion to annoyance as he caught my gaze. Before he could utter a word, I morphed an arm into a massive tentacle and slammed it beside his head, sending shivers down his now-lich spine. As he tried to speak, the word ¡°Bow¡ª¡± barely formed on his lips before my voice thundered through the chamber, cutting him off. ¡°WHERE¡¯S AURELIA?!¡± I screamed, my eyes blazing with a harsh, orange light that cast a sinister glow over the quivering figure before me. The air around me thrummed with dark and ominous energy, and I swore I saw orange sparks flicker. ¡°The lasth time I thaw my lady,¡± Olin murmured, barely above a whisper, ¡°she wash fighting a champion ash thath bathard, Demidicuth, headed for the portal chamber with the thurviving eldersh.¡± His fear subsided, replaced by a flicker of confusion as he patted his jaw and touched his lips, as if puzzled by an unfamiliar sensation. I remember him having a stutter, but did he have a lisp before? ¡°Did... Did Aurelia¡­¡± ¡°There ith another coven, far to the westh at the edge of the continent, near the daylight side within the mountainsh along the coasth,¡± Olin interjected before I could finish. ¡°If Lord Demidicuth went anywhere, it would be there. But don¡¯t expect them to linger; the Grand Elder isn¡¯th one to share power, and hish influenthe wanes on thath thide of the continent.¡± Daylight side? Huh, we¡¯ll have to come back to that. ¡°I don¡¯t care about Demi-ass,¡± I growled. ¡°What happened to Aurelia?¡± ¡°I can¡¯t thay for thure,¡± Olin admitted, still fiddling with his jaw. Useless! ¡°Ugh! How do I find Aurelia?!¡± I demanded. ¡°My guessh is she will find you,¡± Olin answered, unhelpfully. ¡°That¡¯s not much help,¡± I snarled. ¡°If you¡¯re not going to be useful, I might as well eat you.¡± Olin¡¯s gaze darted around, panic rising, before he regained a bit of composure. ¡°What happened to the other candidatesh? Did they perish during the trial?¡± For fuck¡¯s sake, that lisp is getting annoying! ¡°Hmm? Oh, yeah, I killed them,¡± I casually replied. ¡°So you¡¯re the Crone¡¯sh champion?¡± Olin asked, a trace of hope flickering in his eyes. ¡°What? Hell no,¡± I snapped. ¡°I told her I didn¡¯t want it.¡± ¡°You¡ªyou denied a goddethh?¡± Olin stammered. I shrugged nonchalantly. ¡°I don¡¯t work well with or for others.¡± ¡°You¡¯re not the champion?¡± Olin muttered to himself, bewildered. ¡°Nope! These things happen,¡± I smirked, my expression turning cold. ¡°If you¡¯re not going to help me find Aurelia, I have no use for you.¡± ¡°Wait!¡± Olin cried as I stepped closer, the black phylactery in my hand poised to sever the connection between his body and his soul. His eyes widened in realization as he blurted out, ¡°Elsthernwick!¡±¡ªclearly understanding where his soul was now held. ¡°What?¡± I paused, blinking in confusion. ¡°If Aurelia was defeated by a champion,¡± the little lich gulped, ¡°she wash most likely taken captive. In thath cathe, she would have been brought to the nearby village of Elsthernwick, where the Sleathiansh would await reinforcementsh to transport her to their kingdom¡¯sh capital.¡± Okay¡ªwhat¡¯s going on with this lisp? I can barely understand him. ¡°There, that wasn¡¯t so hard to say, now was it?¡± I cooed. ¡°Now, come on, we¡¯re going to go get her back,¡± I declared. And snag that dungeon core while I¡¯m at it. Olin attempted to rise but immediately fell flat on his face. I tried and failed to stifle a laugh as he clumsily pushed himself up and stared in disbelief at himself, only now noticing that everything below his rib cage was missing. ¡°My bad, I got hungry,¡± I chuckled, striding away and playfully tossing the black orb up and down. ¡°Do keep up,¡± I called back over my shoulder. I could barely contain my amusement as the little undead gnome muttered an incoherent tirade, clumsily pattering after me with his hands, his lower half missing. I could have sworn he even hissed a couple of times¡ªnot like a cat, but more like a snake, for some reason¡­ As I walked, I pulled up my skill sheet, deciding it was time to spend my last skill point on one final skill before potentially facing a horde of much stronger enemies. I hoped to sneak in and out unnoticed, but deep down, I knew that was too much to hope for.
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B01C28 - A Wonderful, Awful Idea I pranced through the wreckage of the vampires¡¯ keep, my steps light and merry¡ªa stark contrast to the legless¡ªand, I might add, dickless¡ªgnome¡¯s furious hand-slapping against the stone floor. His every move screamed of wrath, but I wasn¡¯t about to let his sour mood rain on my parade. With a grin, I juggled a baseball-sized black orb, my carefree tosses a sharp foil to his frustration. Each time the orb thudded against the ground after a missed catch, a sharp intake of breath escaped him. ¡°Oops!¡± I flashed a mischievous smile. ¡°Aaaaah!¡± Olin cried out as the orb hit the stone floor with a loud crack. ¡°My bad,¡± I nearly sang out, scooping up the orb without bothering to check for any cracks or chips. With a soft chuckle, I tossed it again, effortlessly catching it while noting his wince. ¡°Oh, how thoughtless of me,¡± I hummed sarcastically, the words dripping with faux concern. Tee-hee. ¡°Will you th-stop that?¡± the gnome gasped, his voice threading a hiss through the irritation. ¡°Stop what?¡± I asked, tossing the orb again, my eyes gleaming as I happily watched his eye twitch while I nearly missed catching it again. ¡°Th-that!¡± ¡°That?¡± I tilted my head, feigning confusion. What? Accidents happen. It¡¯s not my fault if I¡¯ve got butterfingers... despite my reflexes being almost superhuman¡ªokay, fine, I admit it. I¡¯m not actually missing those catches; I¡¯m intentionally letting it fall. But oh, the look of horror on his little undead gnome face every time I do it is absolutely priceless! ¡°You know exthactly¡ª¡± ¡°I¡¯ve got questions,¡± I interrupted him as I tossed the orb again. ¡°Also, what¡¯s with the lisp?¡± ¡°Lithp? What lithp?¡± he blinked, his confusion genuine. ¡°You sound like you¡¯re part sna...ke,¡± I said, catching the orb and glancing down at it as my orange eyes widened. ¡°What ith it?¡± ¡°Oops,¡± was my only reply as I quickly started walking again. ¡°What ith it?!¡± he hissed. ¡°Nothing!¡± I called back as I continued on. Um... Blake, did I remove the souls from the two phylacteries before putting Olin¡¯s soul into one? ...Nope. Umm, I think his soul is sharing the orb with the chimera¡¯s snake-tail soul. Whoops! ¡°What ith you do¡± Olin cried, his voice slashing through the air with a hiss. Fucking hell! ¡°Nothing,¡± I smiled, perhaps a bit too awkwardly, if the panic widening in the gnome¡¯s eyes was any indication. ¡°What ith you do!¡± he repeated. ¡°Ugh, enough,¡± I groaned. I activated Stellar Void and tossed the phylactery into my chest cavity¡ªor rather, into my dimension storage. As the black orb disappeared into the void within me, Olin¡¯s body immediately crumbled. His arms gave out, and he fell flat onto his face with a hard thud... or it would have been a hard thud, except he looked like a toddler missing his lower half, so it really wasn¡¯t that far of a fall. Within the dark corridors of the ruined vampires¡¯ keep, the utter silence was shattered by a loud slap as I facepalmed. ¡°Fucking great, Blake,¡± I complained. ¡°I needed his help to find Aurelia! What? It¡¯s not like I knew the connection between his soul and body would be severed when I tossed it into my hole,¡± I grumbled back. ¡°Ugh, but that¡¯s how I defeated the chimera, you dumbass!¡± Still bitching at myself, I reached down and grabbed the lifeless corpse by the back of the neck, continuing down the corridor toward the keep¡¯s portcullis. From what I could see, daylight¡ªor something like it¡ªfiltered through in a haunting blue hue. Stepping out of the keep, gnome in hand, I paused and gazed skyward. Above, the heavens were dominated by a colossal Jupiter-like planet that filled the entire sky, awash in hues of cyan interspersed with swirling, vibrant pink storms that churned visibly, like world-ending hurricanes at play. I stood there, jaw agape, for several long moments, transfixed. My gaze roamed across the planet, catching sight of one large moon after another¡ªsome as large as three of Earth¡¯s moons combined, commanding the sky, while others were more modest but no less captivating. Countless moons¡ªI¡¯m not exaggerating; there were thousands of them¡ªpeppered the expanse, each contributing to a tapestry of orbiting wonders. Oh, and we¡¯re not talking plain old-looking moons; I could see continents, some washed in green, others in browns, and blue oceans¡ªwell, except for that one over there; that ocean looked purple, but the rest that I could make out looked like Earth, if not for the continents being differently shaped. Glancing around, I noted the absence of a sun, yet the planet itself cast a surreal blue glow, bathing everything in an otherworldly light. ¡°Holy shit,¡± I finally breathed out. Pulling my gaze down, I noticed the remnants of the siege within a forest¡ªnot the lush green kind, but more like the eerie Sleepy Hollow variety. It was painfully clear that the vampires had been utterly decimated, with corpses littering the ground everywhere I looked. A few were even impaled upon the tops of trees¡ªdon¡¯t ask me how they got all the way up there. I took a step and pulled back when my foot landed on a large wooden stick, and suddenly, it hit me. I got an idea. An awful idea. I got a wonderful, awful idea. A few minutes later, I watched as Olin¡¯s eyes slowly crept open, blinking a few times as if waking from a deep sleep, before finally settling on me. ¡°Eh, what happened?¡± he groaned. ¡°Um, turns out I can¡¯t keep your phylactery within my dimensional storage without severing the connection between your soul and that... head,¡± I said, barely concealing a smile. ¡°You have a dimensional¡ªwait, what do you mean, head?¡± Olin tried to glance down¡ªwell, attempted to, but his head wasn¡¯t moving. ¡°Why can¡¯t I move?¡± he squeaked in panic. ¡°Hey! Your lisp is gone,¡± I chuckled. ¡°You¡¯re welcome.¡± ¡°Why can¡¯t I move my head¡ªin fact, why can¡¯t I feel my body!¡± ¡°Um, because you don¡¯t have a body,¡± I smiled again. ¡°What!¡± I stared at Olin as I held the magic staff that had been lying on the ground, now adorned with his head at the tip as though it were a magical, albeit fleshy, skull. He was glaring at me with seething anger. ¡°Don¡¯t look at me like that,¡± I added. ¡°You had no legs. You should really be thanking me.¡± ¡°Thank you? I¡¯m a fucking head on a stick!¡± Olin screamed. ¡°Yeaaah, but now you don¡¯t have to worry about walking,¡± I happily nodded. ¡°Oh, and look... oh, right, you can¡¯t. Well, at the bottom of the staff, I replaced the magical crystal thingy with your phylactery.¡± I smiled as I gave the bottom of the staff a couple of good thumps on the ground, eliciting a few shrieks from Olin. ¡°Stop that! That¡¯s my soul you¡¯re playing with, you¡ªyou gooey bitch!¡± ¡°Gooey, what?¡± I asked, my tone cold and threatening. Before Olin could stammer out a reply, I cut him off, ¡°Let¡¯s get something straight. I need your help to find Aurelia. I don¡¯t care about you or what happens to you. That said, if you help me, I... might hand you over to her to fix, but until then, you¡¯re at my mercy, and I¡¯m not big on mercy.¡±Unlawfully taken from Royal Road, this story should be reported if seen on Amazon. ¡°I¡ªI understand,¡± Olin said, his voice wavering as though he were frantically nodding like a good, submissive bobblehead¡ªif, you know, he could actually nod, considering the whole head-on-a-stick situation. ¡°Good,¡± I said cheerfully. ¡°Anywho, why did the army leave all the vampire corpses lying about? Aren¡¯t they worried about the undead?¡± I asked the undead lich head. ¡°It¡¯s difficult to bring back the dead if they were slain by holy weapons. It would take a necromancer on par with a Champion,¡± Olin explained. ¡°Typically, they would burn the bodies, but I imagine they didn¡¯t want to linger and deal with that if they took Aurelia prisoner. She¡¯s too powerful to be kept confined without a full garrison overseeing her, especially since Lord Demidicus got away.¡± ¡°Huh¡­ So, which way to this Eastern-Witch?¡± I asked, changing the subject. ¡°Elsternwick,¡± Olin corrected, earning a flat stare from me. He cleared his throat, ¡°Straight ahead.¡± Um, but he doesn¡¯t have a throat. Semantics¡ªshut up! With a happy little hum, I started walking, and walking, oh, and more walking, until at last, Elsternwick! It was actually a cinch to find. I mean, there was a literal trail laid out clear as day as though an entire army had marched right through it¡ªwhich I suppose was probably exactly what had happened¡ªleading right through the forest. Olin and I approached the forest¡¯s edge, spotting an encampment outside the village¡¯s walls. My little dark heart sank at the sight of vampires bared naked and impaled upon wooden spikes, Vlad the Impaler-style. The once-fearsome creatures of the night were reduced to squirming in agonizing pain. Their skin bubbled, blackened, and blistered as their piercing screams of torture echoed through the air, met with jeers and laughter from the holy knights who occasionally stepped up to cast Holy upon them. If these roasting vampires weren¡¯t supposed to be my allies, I might have been tempted to take a bite or two. Ah, who was I kidding? I had no allies. I was only here for the dungeon core¡ªyes, that¡¯s me lying to myself again. I didn¡¯t understand why Aurelia had such a hold over me. Nonetheless, I was relieved that Aurelia wasn¡¯t among the impaled. Still, the thought of her suffering sent my tar-black blood blazing with rage as I gazed into the camp, desperate to find her. ¡°What¡¯s your plan?¡± Olin squeaked. I smirked at the head on a stick and replied, ¡°I don¡¯t have one.¡± ¡°WH¡ª¡± He started to yell before my hand clapped over his mouth. The little prick launched into a muffled tirade, but honestly, who had the time or the patience for that? So, with a flex of my tits, I opened my dimensional storage and unceremoniously dumped him, the stick he was glued to, and his oh-so-precious phylactery into the abyss. Sighing in relief at the sudden silence¡ªwell, apart from the ongoing vampire rave and their Holy Knight fan club¡ªI couldn¡¯t help but let a wickedly dark smile creep across my face as my body started doing its best Wicked Witch impression, melting into a gooey mess. As I splattered onto the ground, shrinking in size, I couldn¡¯t help but wonder where all my extra mass was going. I mean, I¡¯d eaten enough corpses to rival an elephant and a half. But, as usual, when pesky questions like that popped up, my go-to answer fluttered back¡ªmagic, duh! Once I¡¯d shrunk down to what one might generously call a baby spiderling¡ªokay, fine, I looked more like a Great Dane smooshed into a pancake¡ªI slithered off in a mad, undignified slush toward the military encampment. As a large moon passed overhead, the sky was painted in dark blue and pink hues, casting the knights¡¯ encampment into a labyrinth of haunting shadows. The camp was massive, nearly four times the size of the village, and being near so many knights gathered in one spot was a bit unnerving. Not because I was scared¡ªfuck that¡ªbut because I was hungry again. I really should have taken the time to feast on all those vampire corpses lying around earlier. How the fuck am I going to pull this off? As my slime form slithered forward, I couldn¡¯t help but gawk at the wild mix of knights in the encampment. Half were clad in pristine white and gold plate mail, epitomizing the stereotypical holier-than-thou knights. But the other half... oh boy, hold onto your hats! They strutted about like barbarians on a runway, sporting outfits that made He-Man, Conan, and lingerie models seem as if they were dressed for Sunday mass. Chainmail bikinis and thongs adorned everyone, turning the place into a bizarre blend of a raunchy cosplay event and an S&M party. It was a spectacle that left me both amused and utterly bewildered. Seriously, what the hell is this? What¡¯s going on here? Honestly, I¡¯m not sure what I¡¯m seeing¡ªbut damn, look at her ass! While mentally catcalling a few of the sights, my attention was snagged by boisterous laughter. ¡°Hey there, Gimona! How did your patrol go?¡± I froze, my gooiness halting as that name echoed like a cruel mantra in my ears, a funeral hymn. Wartie¡¯s horrified face flashed in my thoughts, embedding that name deeper into my already enraged psyche. Don¡¯t get me wrong, I didn¡¯t care that the little shit had died; no, I was still pissed someone else had done it. Was this a Black Pudding trait? ¡°Ah, sure ye haven¡¯t heard? There was a cave-in down in the deep roads. All patrols¡¯ve been halted. Nobody¡¯s gettin¡¯ through there,¡± Gimona responded. ¡°HA!¡± a barbarian-looking woman laughed. Gimona went on, ¡°What¡¯s goin¡¯ on with that vampire wench, eh?¡± ¡°Many of us, myself included, offered to spike the bitch, but the General refused. He¡¯s treating her like some fucking VIP prisoner, last I heard, intent on handing her over to the empire for interrogation. A bunch of bullshit if you ask me! We should strap the bitch down and let the boys impale her!¡± Gimona let out a hearty laugh that filled the camp. ¡°Ha! If that little vamp is off to the empire, she¡¯ll be wishin¡¯ the General and his lads had finished it! Did they drain the lass, at least? Vamps can be real beasts if they¡¯re not. Ye know!¡± ¡°Ha! Last I heard, she¡¯s bone dry!¡± replied the female barbarian. Aurelia first, murdering after! ¡°It¡¯s a shame Galen headed out earlier this morning. Thankfully, we¡¯re getting two other Champions tomorrow,¡± a knight said. I peered around the corner of a tent, easily spotting the dwarf as she lost herself in laughter and ale among a gaggle of knights, her five o¡¯clock shadowed jawline on full display. My eyes continued to roam the crowd, searching for the rest of the dwarf¡¯s companions. No sight of the wizard¡­ Still, my true prize was the one approaching a tent¡ªAnlyth, the elf bitch who killed Wartie, arm in arm with a burly, bald, caramel-skinned man built like a seasoned blacksmith or a rampaging linebacker. There¡¯s Anlyth, but who¡¯s the man she¡¯s clinging to? Aurelia first, murdering after! She might be held in a tent at the center of the encampment. There¡¯s also a chance she¡¯s in a secure location inside Elsternwick. But I doubt that shithole village has a secure enough location to hold her. It can¡¯t be worse than a tent... ¡­ Ugh, I was right, and I knew it, but I never listen to anyone¡¯s advice, my own included. To the center of the camp, I shall go! ¡­ I resumed my unseen slinking through the camp, pausing only momentarily to eavesdrop on the conversation. The deepening shadows cast by the lunar shadow veiled my movements as the planet¡¯s glow barely grazed the treetops, casting the remainder of the camp into dusky shades of black and gray. Around me, the knights reveled in their victory, drowning in drink and jubilation. They danced and pranced around the flickering campfires, their laughter forming a stark chorus against the faint, haunting cries of impaled vampires that dwindled with the fading light. The scene was surreal, an eerie dance of celebration amidst profound suffering. As I slipped into the central portion of the encampment, I found rows of steel cages strung about, like those in a dog kennel. Yet, they were all crammed with crying and sobbing people of various races I couldn¡¯t identify. Worse, not a single person within those cages appeared to be from the vampire keep¡ªfortress¡ªbase¡ªruins¡­ lair? Something or other! I didn¡¯t see anyone who might have belonged among the vampires. These prisoners were different... realization dawned on me as I noticed a few of their distinct features¡ªthey were beastkin! Witnessing their suffering and the shattering of their hopes and lives under such a cruel fate wasn¡¯t particularly heart-wrenching for me. However, a tiny, almost imperceptible sliver of pity stirred within me for a single child among them¡ªthe first true child I had encountered. Her once-white fluffy bunny ears drooped pathetically, coated in dirt that merged with her grim, tear-streaked face as she huddled in the corner of her cage, infested with shit, bugs, and maggots. Since reincarnating into this twisted reality I now call home, I¡¯ve never cared much for others. In my eyes, everyone was food to me, preferably decomposing flesh and intestines, but people were food. Well, except for a particular vampire who¡¯s somehow caught my deep fascination and longing, it was almost like love at first sight, if such a thing were real. No, I knew what it was. I was in lust, like some na?ve lovestruck girl. A memory of lifeless eyes flickered in the back of my mind, but I shook that memory away. All that aside, what I bore witness to now was wrong¡ªa child, caged like a fucking animal! Oh, look, a tent over there! Amidst the pitiful wails and cries of those caged, a massive tent reminiscent of a Renaissance Fair dominated the scene, guarded by six knights and six savages¡ªnudists, well, barbarians, to be exact. All thoughts of my outrage disappeared as I happily squirmed my way to a tent that appeared to be the central location within the encampment. Honestly, why are they dressed like that? ¡°Well¡ªshit!¡± I gurgled out from my puddle. I desperately needed an opening, a way past them, to reach Aurelia. But to my dismay, there was none. These individuals were devoted and unwavering in their duty, unlike their fellow soldiers, who drowned themselves in booze while reveling in their conquest. Ugh! I need a distraction that won¡¯t wake up the whole drunken camp. Hmm¡­ Is there a munitions or weapons tent like the ones in Earth¡¯s militaries? Imagine the fireworks from a magic depot going up! Didn¡¯t I just say I don¡¯t want to alert everyone?! Yeah, but hear me out. They¡¯re plastered to the gills right now. It just might slip under the radar! I¡¯ll make it look like an accident. My inner monologue was off the rails with an entertaining, potentially idiotic idea. ...Okay, but when has anything I¡¯ve planned ever gone smoothly? How much do I want to bet that the tent I¡¯m trying to get into is the munitions tent and Aurelia is inside the village walls? Shiiit¡­ I¡¯m not taking that bet. Look in the village first? I nodded a blob of goop I had formed just for that motion as I muttered to myself, ¡°Look in the village first. Also, stop talking to yourself; I sound like a crazy bitch. Fuck off!¡± B01C29 - The Masochist A right fist crashed into a green, frog-like face with a loud crunch, shattering the cartilage of what resembled a nasal structure. Blood gushed over the amphibian features as the elf followed up with a left hook, grunting with the swing as it connected sharply with the victim¡¯s mandible. ¡°Where¡¯s Demidicus?¡± a second elf screamed, plunging a knife into the frog¡¯s thigh. ¡°WHERE ARE THE OTHER COVENS?!¡± ¡°I¡ªI don¡¯t know,¡± the frog gasped as he tried to breathe. The first elf¡¯s face twisted in displeasure at the unsatisfactory answer. With a cold sneer, he hoisted his boot and drove it down with brutal force onto the completely nude and shackled frog¡¯s genitals. A guttural scream tore from the frog¡¯s throat as the boot lifted, only to crash down again¡ªonce, twice, in a merciless rhythm of agony. Each thud was met with a grotesque squelch, the sound of flesh being pulverized under relentless pressure. Beside them, still holding his knife, the second elf cocked his head, a flicker of confusion passing through his eyes. For a horrifying second, it seemed as if the frog, in his delirium, was parting his legs, almost inviting the next savage blow like a deranged lover welcoming an embrace. But surely, that was absurd. Vorigan, a vampiric monstrosity with amphibian-like features, was not blessed with the fangs of his kin. Instead, his frog-like face housed a maw lined with miniature, fish-like teeth, and he lacked any kind of intimidating presence. The cruel joke was not lost on him, as even his tormentors now saw him as nothing more than a mere plaything, fit only to be toyed with and abused. Vorigan felt like a lamb led to slaughter, dreading the impending impalement that was closing in once the two elves were done. And he really didn¡¯t want a wooden pike shoved up his ass. Or did he? No, he most certainly did not¡ªmaybe? Despite their relentless efforts to extract information through torture, the two sadistic elf interrogators had come up empty. It wasn¡¯t Vorigan¡¯s loyalty¡ªor lack thereof¡ªthat kept him from answering their questions, nor was it a lack of determination on their part. Vorigan was simply as ignorant as they came¡ªor at least, that was what the two brutes were starting to believe. ¡°I said¡ªWHERE ARE THE OTHER COVENS?!¡± ¡°West?¡± Vorigan answered nonchalantly, shrugging as if inviting further brutality upon himself. This time, a metal club swung down, smashing into Vorigan¡¯s wrist and breaking it. A loud scream escaped the toad¡¯s lips¡ªa sound that disturbingly resembled a moan. The sound of heavy footsteps echoed through the chamber, abruptly diverting the interrogators¡¯ ruthless leers. Descending the stairs was a towering figure, a behemoth of a man whom Vorigan recognized as the General who had decimated his vampiric kin. Vorigan¡¯s heart pounded as he gazed upon the leviathan-like figure, whose skin was as dark as sin and muscles rippled like stormy seas. The two elves gave respectful nods to the General before returning their full attention to Vorigan, poised to resume their cruel endeavors. Gazing at the bulk of dark muscles, Vorigan was lost in thought as the two elves resumed their interrogation. ¡°Where has your lord sought asylum?¡± One of the elves delivered a harsh slap across Vorigan¡¯s face, jarring the amphibian from his reverie. ¡°OUT WITH IT!¡± Another resounding slap echoed through the chamber. ¡°NOW!¡± Vorigan had already pointed them west, yet the precise whereabouts of the coven where Lord Demidicus had vanished remained a mystery even to him. Had he known, he would have divulged the information four sunsets earlier, particularly after witnessing the gory spectacle of the first vampire being ruthlessly impaled. The image of his fellow creatures of the night being brutally held down, stripped nude, and skewered with a wooden stake¡ªwithout even the courtesy of a spit on the tip¡ªstill haunted Vorigan¡¯s mind with recurring dread¡ªno, lust! The thought of enduring that same cruel fate filled him with such¡­ elation! Surely, if he had provided the answers they sought, they would have been satisfied and would have skewered him as well, right? The relentless barrage of what felt like foreplay carried on, each blow landing with the force of a blacksmith¡¯s hammer. Vorigan was battered, bruised, and bleeding, yet he took it all in stride. If only his tormentors had understood his amphibian physiology, they might have been taken aback by how their blows only stoked his stiffening, perverse desires. To Vorigan, this was not torture; it was pleasure. He would have told these two muscular elves anything they wanted to hear, just to keep the beatings coming. To him, life was one long, sickening masquerade of pain and pleasure. And this interrogation? This was his idea of a royal ball! He only hoped they could keep the dance going after they eventually shoved a long hard wooden rod up his ass. One of the interrogators paused his wondrous beating to face the imposing figure of the man. ¡°General Ezad,¡± he pounded his fist to his chest in a salute, ¡°permission to start severing limbs? Let¡¯s see if that loosens the wretched freak¡¯s tongue.¡± ¡°Oh, yes, please do,¡± Vorigan thought with such glee. Glancing over at the imposing figure he now labeled as Cocoa Daddy, Vorigan¡¯s body shivered and trembled¡ªa reaction the three men mistook for fear. The General nodded. Oh, how Vorigan prayed to the Crone that this towering mass of chocolate muscle would join in on these sickening depravities.Stolen from its rightful author, this tale is not meant to be on Amazon; report any sightings. Vorigan might have appeared to be a spineless wimp, always avoiding confrontation, but it was all just a ruse¡ªa cunning act of playing hard to get. He basked in the thrill of the moment as he sat bound to the chair, utterly vulnerable to the whims of his three hulking tormentors. The mere thought of losing a limb sent shivers of euphoria to his groin, a reaction his interrogators kept misinterpreted as trembling fear. But Vorigan cared little for their misinterpretation; after all, he was not only a vampire but also of amphibian lineage, capable of regrowing any amputated limb in mere moments¡ªa trait he could suppress when desired. He could only hope that they would start with his manhood. Vorigan felt a surge of elation as he tried to spread his restrained thighs open wide, his eyes longingly fixed on a table filled with an array of knives and other instruments meant to cut, pierce, and twist his insides with perverse pleasure. He was particularly eyeing a large butcher¡¯s knife as he felt his squashed and brutalized balls tingle. Sadly, it was not meant to be. A retching sorrow and annoyance overcame Vorigan as he watched one of his tormentors move toward the stairwell to retrieve the gleaming butcher knife. But before the elf could lay his hands on it, a tendril of darkness shot out like a striking viper, snapping the elf¡¯s neck with a stealthy crunch. And before the lifeless body could even hit the ground, it was snatched up into the stairwell, out of sight. The General and the remaining elf interrogator remained blissfully ignorant of the gruesome act that had just robbed Vorigan of one of his toys. ~ Aurelia lay within the confines of her prison cell, her blood drained to prevent any violent outbursts. The thirst was maddening, and she longed for Bowen, yet dreaded him seeing her reduced to what resembled a mummified corpse. The thirst. Curiously, Vorigan had avoided the same fate, likely because so few recognized him as a vampire. Oh, how appearances can deceive. Her captivity was tediously mundane, marred only by the regular siphoning of her blood. Aurelia was a captive audience to Vorigan¡¯s incessant beatings, which were his secret delight¡ªa fact unknown to all but her. Even the other vampires who frequently tormented him were oblivious to his perverse enjoyment. Perhaps her nonjudgmental awareness was the reason for his unwavering loyalty to her and her alone. ¡°How did it come to this?¡± she sighed to herself. The battle at the coven was hardly a battle at all¡ªit was a slaughter. The Kingdom of Slaethia, which Aurelia had once destroyed herself, had miraculously risen from the ashes over the last hundred years and aligned itself with the Ascended Empire. Ruled by a council of ascended gods, this empire boasted a formidable collection of champions. Aurelia knew she would not have been defeated if not for their intervention¡ªyet she had been, by a fairy of all creatures. Galen, a rather tall fairy about the height of a dwarf, with dragonfly-like wings, had battled her for three hours until she finally succumbed. Though no champion herself, Aurelia took a shred of pride in standing toe-to-toe with someone often referred to as the strongest champion. She had heard whispers from the guards that he had departed Nyxoria, heading off to another moon to do the bidding of the Ascended. Even Aurelia couldn¡¯t fathom the number of moons, wars, and uprisings the Ascended were embroiled in across the Moons of V?lusp¨¢. Now would have been the perfect time to make her escape, but the constant blood draining had left her powerless and exceedingly weak. With more whispers of two other champions arriving tomorrow, accompanied by an airship fleet to escort her to the Ascended Empire, any hopes of escaping on her own were dashed. Despite her sharp perceptiveness, the overwhelming thirst dulled Aurelia¡¯s senses so much that she failed to notice the disappearance of one of the interrogators. ¡°Soldier! What¡¯s keeping you?¡± bellowed the General. There was no response from the missing man. A sinister smile cracked across Aurelia¡¯s worn face, revealing the dormant monster within, now ravenous. Relief seemed near as she noticed a tiny tendril of darkness slithering from the top of the stairwell¡ªa stealthy observer visible only to vampiric eyes. Regrettably, she had missed witnessing the elf¡¯s murder, lost in daydreams about Bowen, but now her attention was razor-sharp. Aurelia had once concealed her emotions for Bowen¡¯s soul from the coven, an effort now rendered pointless as the coven had dissolved into a mere shadow of its former glory. ¡°It¡¯s no use, human,¡± she whispered teasingly. ¡°You¡¯ll be dead before you return to your pitiful Slaethia. My beloved Bowen will see to that.¡± General Ezad and his partner, his lover, Anlyth, were a formidable duo, though the concept of lifelong bonds like marriage was foreign in this realm where no one died from old age. Yet, nothing could sever her bond with Bowen, not even death. Aurelia relished the thought of defeating Anlyth before Ezad; imagining the pain it would cause him soothed the relentless ache of her thirst. Her anticipation of reuniting with Bowen and witnessing his next move kept her from slipping into the insanity brought on by the thirst. There was no doubt in Aurelia¡¯s black heart that her beloved would make it through that dungeon and return to her. She had waited nearly two hundred years; what were a few more moments? As Ezad turned towards Aurelia¡¯s cell with a smirk, he was oblivious that her smile was far more sinister than his. The other interrogator paused his assault on Vorigan and approached the stairwell cautiously. Despite their ignorance of Bowen¡¯s presence, the sudden silence stirred their suspicions. The true terror began as the second interrogator approached the table of knives and other torture instruments. A writhing mass of inky tendrils and tentacles descended upon the elf, who let out a scream of terror and pain that seemed to chill the very air. General Ezad spun around, his face contorted in horror and fury as he charged forward, massive fists raised to deliver punishing blows. But before he could intervene, a goopy tendril of tar-like substance snaked around the elf¡¯s lower jaw, wrapping it in a web of sticky tentacles, and yanked. With a ghastly tug, the jaw was ripped free and hurled toward the oncoming behemoth. Ezad swatted the detached jaw aside with a flick of his hand, only to be knocked back as the still-screaming elf was thrown into him. The two tumbled in a tangled heap, the elf¡¯s howls of pain echoing throughout the room. The General shoved the wailing elf off him and surged to his feet, but it was too late. A tentacle had already coiled around his neck, pulling him close. Aurelia¡¯s laughter was the only sound that pierced through the elf¡¯s horrid howling. B01C30 – Reunited A few moments earlier¡­ Alrighty, here I am, flattened like a pancake, skulking around an enemy encampment¡ªpathetic, right? And another thing, where the hell was I stashing all my extra mass? I know¡ªI¡¯ve ranted about this before, but seriously, does anyone actually understand how this works? Because I sure don¡¯t. Was I tucking away my excess pudding into the Stellar Void? That would make sense if I¡¯d had my dimensional storage from the get-go, but I¡¯m pretty sure I was compressing my goo even before that skill kicked in. So, where was it all going? Yeah, I know, the default answer when in doubt is always magic¡ªblah! That¡¯s such a lazy-ass answer that writers use for¡­ well, all movies and TV shows nowadays. Not me, though, because by pointing it out within a fourth wall, it makes me edgy and cool! Cough. Um¡­ Where was I going with this again? Oh, right! The whole experience felt like a horrifying flashback to puberty¡ªthings growing, things changing... and those homicidal urges. An absolute nightmare! The eclipse of another moon continued to cast the camp in eerie darkness, save for the flickering lights from the fire pits. It seemed like a normal occurrence since I didn¡¯t hear anyone mention it as I stealthily passed unseen. In that dim glow, the shadows danced like mischievous performers, helping to conceal my movements as I approached the city walls¡ªor should I say, village walls? Actually, it might be a hamlet? Honestly, I¡¯m not too clear on the size differences. From what I could see, this place had fewer than a hundred buildings tucked behind wooden walls, so let¡¯s keep going with village. As I neared the wall, I had to duck beneath a carriage of some kind as a group of nudist barbarians passed by on patrol. I say some kind because there were no wagon wheels, or, you know, wheels¡ªit just levitated two feet off the ground. Both the wheelless wagon and the exhibitionists were fascinating. They weren¡¯t fully nude; their naughty bits were at least covered, but it was an odd sight I couldn¡¯t get used to, especially when the other half of the soldiers were decked out in full plate armor. I swear, you can¡¯t make this stuff up! Seriously, why are half of these soldiers prancing around half-naked? My only hypothesis is that the more skin someone bares, the better they can toy around with ambient mana for spellcasting. Well, I remember a dream explaining that I¡ªhumanity¡ªwas unique in being able to manipulate ambient mana, so¡­ maybe they¡¯re absorbing ambient mana to replenish their mana pools? I mean, that¡¯s the only thing that makes any sense to me. Nah, they¡¯re just a bunch of exhibitionists. Getting back on topic! I waited for the patrol to pass before oozing out from beneath the floating carriage. I¡¯d love to play whack-a-nudist and take ¡¯em all out, but that would put the whole camp on high alert. Imagine if they realized a patrol went missing, or worse, if I didn¡¯t kill them quickly enough and they managed to alert the entire camp. That¡¯s not exactly ideal for a rescue mission. And don¡¯t even get me started on the overkill¡ªit could seriously jeopardize Aurelia¡¯s safety if they knew someone was here to rescue her, right? I think so, which is why it¡¯s best not to risk it. What I need is to locate where these assholes stash their stockpile of boom-boom shit! No! That¡¯s a stupid idea. No, scratch that¡ªit¡¯s a really stupid idea! Sometimes, the worst ideas are the best because nobody ever sees them coming! That¡¯s the dumbest reasoning I¡¯ve ever made! Yeah, but do I have a better idea? Do what I was doing, sneak into the village and find Aurelia! And after that? ¡­Boom-boom? ¡°Yep! Thought so!¡± As I scaled the rickety wooden walls of Elsternwick, my keen Mana Focus caught sight of a familiar figure. It was that hulking brute I¡¯d spotted earlier, the one clinging to that elf bitch, Anlyth. ¡°Well, well, well, look who I see,¡± I cooed in sinister delight. Aurelia first! I can deal with him later. I watched him happily as he made his way through the small town. As much as I wanted to kill him¡ªnot because he¡¯d personally done anything wrong, but because the elf he cared about had upset me by stealing my prey. Sure, I still got to eat the goblin, but he was my kill! Yes, I¡¯m a vindictive and selfish bitch, but I thought we had already established that. Didn¡¯t I already agree this place was a village? A town is a village, isn¡¯t it? No! Then what¡¯s the difference? Size! And that size difference is? ¡­ As I snickered at my internal debate, a wicked idea suddenly crossed my mind while I gazed at the big man. I wanted my revenge, and I needed a better way to navigate this place without alerting the entire keep. I mean, I was doing a rather good job sneaking around, but I won¡¯t lie; even when it came to video games, I always hated stealth missions. I¡¯d much rather go on a killing rampage. However, I wanted that female elf to suffer, and Olin needed a new body. My gooey form shifted and twisted¡ªspider legs sprouted out, then morphed into sinuous tentacles, ready to unleash brutal nightmares. As I stalked through the cobblestoned streets, past rotting thatched roofs, and occasionally back upon the decaying wooden ramparts of Elsternwick¡¯s outer walls, I kept my eyes on the big guy, like a cat eyeing a juicy mouse. And let me tell you, this village was way bigger than I thought¡ªway more than a hundred buildings, hiding like little secrets around every corner. No, I mean it; this place looked a lot smaller from outside the walls. From up on my perch, I couldn¡¯t help but chuckle at the sight below¡ªmore soldiers and knights than you¡¯d find at a Renaissance fair, stumbling around like drunken fools. At the same time, the villagers treated them like conquering heroes. Ah, the joy of impending horrors I¡¯m about to unleash upon these clueless numbskulls. I fixed my gaze back on my target¡ªthe big brute himself, strutting into a dark alley as if he owned the joint. Time to pounce! Wait! What¡¯s this? Two soldiers guarded a door as if it were Fort Knox. ¡°General, it is good to see you!¡± they declared, offering some strange chest-slapping salute to the big guy as he strolled past them and through the door they guarded. With a mental laugh that would make the devil envious, I slinked across the ramparts, then skittered onto the building like a nightmarish horror monster clinging to its side. It turns out Anlyth¡¯s little love interest is a real VIP in this forsaken place. As I crawled closer along the side of the wall with Spider Walk active, I left a trail of corroded stone in my wake¡ªbecause why not add a touch of style to the whole monster gig, am I right? After a night of debauchery, the air reeked of piss and puke¡ªa sweet perfume that got my murderous mojo going. The unspeakable horrors I was about to unleash had my goo pumping with excitement. General Conan-wannabe disappeared behind that creaky door, and I slithered down like a pro hitman, all tentacles and badass. The two guards? Pfft, they were like toys to me. ¡°Surprise, motherfuckers!¡± ¡°What?¡± they both exclaimed in unison as they glanced up. My tar-like embrace shot out, smothering their faces, silencing their muffled screams before they could even begin. Oh, the thrill of the kill, the exquisite taste of terror! Their desperate kicks and thrashes were like a symphony to my ears as my tentacles lifted them off the ground, their bodies flailing as I choked the life out of them with only my Corrosive passive active¡ªhow I savored their struggle. Once their heads dissolved enough that they no longer kicked, I absorbed their remains into my body, pleased by how quickly they dissolved now that they were lifeless. One tasted like pumpkin pie, while the other had the distinct flavor of French toast. Sadly, there was no system notification about the kill, which meant no skills or levels were gained either. I really needed to get that dungeon core back to the dungeon if I wanted to continue progressing. Though, I still didn¡¯t know where they were keeping the core, or where Aurelia was for that matter. But I¡¯m pretty sure a general would know both! I leaped off the wall, shifting back into my human form as I landed on the cobblestone street of the alley. A sly grin spread across my lips as my silk face finished weaving itself together. Humming happily, I eagerly reached for the doorknob like a master thief, and with a rusty screech, the old door swung open. Yeah, I may have flinched inwardly at that sound, but who cares? I was ready to rock!This story originates from a different website. Ensure the author gets the support they deserve by reading it there. With bated breath, I peered through the door and found... nothing! Stepping in, I discovered a spiraling staircase around the corner, leading down into what appeared to be a seemingly bottomless black abyss. Yes, that¡¯s another of my exaggerations¡ªI do that a lot. In reality, it was just a stairwell leading into an ordinary basement. I could see candle lights flickering and heard yelling. ¡°I said¡ªWHERE ARE THE OTHER COVENS?!¡± demanded a voice. ¡°West?¡± came a nonchalant reply. Tiptoeing past the door, I was driven by growing curiosity as I crept down the stone steps. The voices from a heated conversation grew louder with each step. My grin deepened as I realized that what I had mistaken for not-so-friendly chit-chat was, in fact, an interrogation¡ªa brutal one at that. ¡°Where has your lord sought asylum?!¡± A harsh slap echoed up the stairwell. ¡°OUT WITH IT!¡± Another slap sounded. ¡°NOW!¡± The thought of them torturing Aurelia stirred up a tempest of boiling rage within me. Peeping around the edge of a hefty pillar, I got an eyeful of the General and a couple of muscle-bound bruisers with pointy ears doing a number on a guy whose face looked like a toad. A dim bell of recognition rang for the poor bastard somewhere in the recesses of my mind, but hey, I wasn¡¯t about to lose any sleep over him. His frantic squawks were drowned out by the steady thump of fists and the snarled demands of his tormentors¡ªnot that he had a snowball¡¯s chance in hell of answering them. The boys seemed more invested in their savage dance than in milking any useful info from the frog. And you know what? There¡¯s a twisted sort of honor in that. Yep. I can respect that! One of the interrogators turned to my prey, his eyes sparkling with sadistic glee. ¡°General Ezad,¡± he growled, ¡°permission to start severing limbs? Let¡¯s see if that¡¯ll loosen the wretched freak¡¯s tongue.¡± Ezad, the so-called General, grunted out a pleased sound as one of his interrogators spun on his heel and started heading for a table near the stairs, covered with an assortment of fun-looking torture devices, his face smeared with a greedy look. If only he knew, I was far more ravenous than him. With a casual shoulder roll, bam! Eight thrashing tentacles sprang from my back like squid-like, slimy appendages. Hoisting myself up, I stayed hidden, lurking above the lower part of the stairwell leading into the basement, completely concealed from view. I managed to get into position just in time. My first soon-to-be snack strolled by, oblivious to his fate and, fortunately, just close enough for me to snatch. Before Ezad and his remaining bruiser could react, I delivered a savage twist to the poor sap¡¯s neck with one of my tentacles and gleefully absorbed his lifeless body into mine. He dissolved quickly, consumed entirely by my pudding flesh¡ªwhich, I might add, looked seriously wrong on so many levels in my human-ish form. It was sort of like reverse childbirth, though thankfully, I pulled him into my chest. Let¡¯s ignore that visual! This time, I had been more cautious, activating all my passives to ensure there was no struggle from the unsuspecting man. Without Paralysis, it surely wouldn¡¯t have been so effortless. Casting a sneaky look back to where the toad-man was being worked over, his pitiful whines¡ªor were they pleasure moans?¡ªstruck my ears like a disturbing soundtrack. Shaking that unsettling thought from my mind, I went back to scoping out the place. A handful of jail cells nestled against the walls caught my eye. A quick sweep of my gaze revealed nothing but emptiness within them. Relying on Mana Focus to see, I discovered I couldn¡¯t see beyond the bars¡ªit was more like peering into a gaping void I couldn¡¯t penetrate, as though all the mana had been siphoned out. I switched to Thermal for a double-check but encountered the same issue¡ªlike all warmth had been stripped away as well. Whatever was happening, the cells seemed enchanted to prevent detection using both my forms of sight. I doubted this was the intended design, but that was what was happening nonetheless. Maybe it¡¯s an antimagic prison cell? Hmm¡­ that would make sense, I suppose. The General appeared to be getting annoyed as he cast his gaze back toward where the other interrogator had vanished. As he looked toward the stairwell, I quickly ducked back. Thankfully, it seemed he remained unaware of my presence. I switched back to Mana Focus, and that¡¯s when I noticed a pale orange light reflecting off the wall my face was pressed against¡ªI nearly swore aloud at my mistake that almost got me caught. With an internal grumble, I released my hold over Mana Focus and let it spread out across my entire body, giving me the annoying panoramic view. While I still hated it, it did remove the telltale orange glowing eyes that would give away my position. ¡°Soldier! What¡¯s keeping you?¡± bellowed the General. ¡°It¡¯s no use, humyn,¡± I faintly heard a whisper, purring in a way that made my soul flutter. ¡°You¡¯ll be dead before you return to your pitiful Slaethia. My beloved Bowen will see to that.¡± My heart sank at the mention of that name. All I wanted was to hear my own name, Blake, upon Aurelia¡¯s lips. ¡ªWait! Bowen... Wasn¡¯t that the name of that guy from my dream? A dream of my¡­ past life? Another memory suddenly came to mind. When I first woke up in this realm as a Black Pudding, Aurelia had been carrying me around. At the time, I was struck with Sickness, and as she hummed, she removed the debuff. When it happened, the system notification referred to her by a different name¡ªa name I had utterly forgotten in the midst of all the insanity that followed. Somehow, I had failed to put it all together until now. Aislinn? My gooey heart skipped a beat¡ªyes, I meant that metaphorically. Again! Of course, I don¡¯t have an actual heart, nor blood¡ªunless you consider my corrosive and poisonous secretions to be my blood... or saliva? Meh. The point is, I was on cloud nine, knowing that I¡¯d finally found the woman of my dreams! But how was she here? Did she also reincarnate, or was her soul summoned like mine? Uh... if Aislinn¡¯s here, what was in that tent at the camp? Boom-boom? No clue, but I don¡¯t think it¡¯s a big deal anymore. ...I suppose. The General turned toward Aurelia¡ªAislinn? This whole duel name thing is really confusing¡ªa smirk spreading across his face. He approached her cell as if to gloat. Meanwhile, the second interrogator moved toward the stairwell like a deer unknowingly walking into a hunter¡¯s sights. That¡¯s when I unleashed my terror. I morphed into a writhing mass of inky black tendrils and tentacles as I descended upon the elf, who let out a scream of terror and pain that filled me with elation. The General spun around, his face contorted in horror and fury as he charged forward, massive fists raised to deliver punishing blows. But before he could so much as lay a finger on me, a goopy tendril of black pudding snaked around the elf¡¯s lower jaw, wrapping it in a web of sticky tentacles, and yanked. With a ghastly tug, the jaw was ripped free, and I hurled it at the oncoming brute. Ezad swatted the detached jaw aside with a flick of his hand, but I was ready for that and hurled the still-screaming elf at him. The two tumbled in a tangled heap, the elf¡¯s howls of pain echoing throughout the room like the sweet music I so love. The General shoved the wailing elf off him and surged to his feet, but it was too late. I shot a tentacle out and wrapped it around his neck, pulling him close. Aurelia¡¯s laughter pierced through the elf¡¯s jawless, horrid howling, warming my soul. Oh, how I have grand plans in store for her! Tentacle Hentai? ¡­Yeah. There I was, giving Anlyth¡¯s sweetie the old squeeze play, my arm coiled around his neck¡ªnot quite offing him, just ensuring my passives were off but making him about as useful as a screaming toddler. The guy was throwing punches and clawing at me, but every time he scraped off a bit of my gooey black sludge, it just filled right back in. As I started morphing back into my drop-dead, tall, curvy-babe self, I couldn¡¯t help but smirk. In my sultry human form, I rocked the hell out of my pitch-black, deadly goth body as my silk face finished weaving together a gorgeous satin appearance that would have given Edgar Allan Poe a raging hard-on from beyond the grave. My eyes flickered with Mana Focus, casting an eerie orange light that splashed across the General¡¯s stunned gaze. The second he caught sight of the lady behind the monster, his wrestling act took a nosedive. He fixed me with a stare that could freeze lava, and I was totally eating it up. The only downer was the blubbering elf, who seemed to have misplaced his jaw. Scratch that¡ªI was totally getting my rocks off from that too! ¡°What manner of abomination are you?¡± Ezad rasped with a snarl. Aurelia¡¯s voice cooed from the depths of her dark prison cell, as alluring as I remembered. ¡°Well, well, you¡¯re a woman¡ªand a gorgeous one at that. General Ezad, allow me to introduce you to our Dark Champion.¡± ¡°Hi¡¯ya,¡± I stammered, my mouth unusually dry for a Black Pudding. Hi¡¯ya? Are you fucking kidding me? So embarrassing. ¡°Um¡­ I may have told that old lady I didn¡¯t want the title,¡± I added, smiling over the man¡¯s shoulder into the cell I couldn¡¯t see into. Fuck, me! I¡¯m fucking this up big time, aren¡¯t I? ¡°No matter,¡± Aurelia chimed in, almost soothingly, her tone hinting at a touch of relief. ¡°You¡¯re still alive, so the Crone must have taken you in as one of her faithful.¡± ¡°Not exactly,¡± I corrected. ¡°I¡¯m not really a follower. Though, she was pretty nice to me.¡± ¡°I don¡¯t know what you¡¯re talking about, but I¡¯ll fucking kill¡ª¡± the man in my grasp started to hiss, but with a quick twist and a snap, he fell lifelessly and unceremoniously to the ground. Didn¡¯t that dwarf lady mention something about Aurelia being drained of blood? I looked down at the jawless, whimpering elf and smiled. Getting a good grip on the interrogator¡¯s leg, I started dragging him over to where Aurelia was caged up. The guy was a hot mess, howling his head off as I started tugging on him¡ªwell, what was left of him after his jaw had taken a hike. I was tempted to just scarf him down right then and there. But I knew Aurelia needed his blood way more than I needed a snack. Hey, look at me sharing! Maybe I¡¯m not as selfish as I thought. Nah, I definitely am. The cell looked like something torn right out of a history book, as if it belonged in the 1600s or something similar. I slapped my hand on the rusty old bars, letting my acidic flesh work its magic to melt down that hunk of iron. Piece of cake, really¡ªthe door crumbled in a few seconds flat. Then, with a cheeky twist of my hips, I flung the elf into the cell. As he skidded to a halt, the cell briefly became visible, but all I could make out was Aurelia¡¯s outline as she pounced on the wailing elf as all hell broke loose. That¡¯s one seriously ravenous vampire. What a sight! He was flung all over her prison cell, kicking and flailing as she dug in for her meal, feeding with ravenous hunger. The faint outline of her was so thin, but as she fed, I noticed her filling out. Those curves that drove me wild slowly came back. It was like watching a great white during chow time, but a thousand times better. And me? I was so wrapped up in her, so caught up, I couldn¡¯t tell if I was in love or just lusting after her like crazy. Yeah, I¡¯m messed up. But I was just so captivated by her raw, wild beauty. She¡¯s amazing! As I was totally vibing on this moment, frog-face had to go and break my trance. ¡°Um, can you unstrap me from this chair?¡± he croaked. I took a peek at the frog, not exactly thrilled. ¡°Yeah, just hang on a sec. Got a little something to take care of.¡± With that, I stood over the man I¡¯d just killed and started fishing out the staff from my void, and as it emerged from what looked like my chest cavity, so too did a rather annoyed and irritated gnome head attached to one end and a phylactery on the other. ¡°You bloody bitch!¡± Olin screamed. ¡°What was that?¡± Aurelia hummed, chilling even me¡ªthough, in a totally good way, not so much for the gnome head, whose eyes widened in alarm. Aurelia stepped out from the shadows of her cell, her sharp red eyes honed in on the staff in my grip. As she moved, I couldn¡¯t help but get caught up in the sway of her hips, her queen-like stature, and those killer tits! Oh, and let¡¯s not forget the sexy-as-hell blood still running down her beautiful face. Tentacle Hentai! B01C31 - Beloved Monsters Hovering over Olin¡¯s brand-new and still-warm corpse, I was totally channeling some grim reaper vibes. I deftly latched the phylactery onto him, which hung at the bottom of his shaft¡ªI mean, staff, the staff his gnome head and phylactery were attached onto¡ªfunneling his soul into its new digs. Okay, I admit, that was my Spirit Vessel skill showing off, but hey, I¡¯m more than happy to soak up any praise. That said, if only Olin would shut the hell up. I mean, could ripping the strings of one¡¯s soul from a gnome¡¯s head really be that painful? No matter, using Mana Focus to see how the soul weaved and worked¡ªmuch like actual mana¡ªI started thinking... maybe I could do this without the fancy skill? Out of all the wild tricks up my sleeve, messing with mana and souls? Pssh, easy-peasy! Right? While my skill wove its sorcery, I plunged into a whirlpool of self-reflection¡ªI mean, I¡¯m freaking the fuck out right now! Seriously, Aurelia is right there, and I¡¯m messing around with a soul. What am I even doing? Why am I so nervous? I¡¯m a monster, a killer, a psychopath! I¡¯ve lost count of how many people I¡¯ve slept with, and now, of all times, I¡¯m letting my nerves get to me like some virgin in front of their middle school crush? Ugh, this is so embarrassing. Oh, and let¡¯s not forget, ever since that wild run-in with the Crone, everything has seemed off-kilter, like a crazy dream where everything is both familiar and freakishly strange. It felt like I¡¯d been chucked into some parallel universe (yep, again), where things kind of click, but also... not really? And the weirdest part? Amidst all this chaos and looming nightmares, I¡¯d never felt so dang zen. Go figure! That doesn¡¯t make any sense. Shut up! Yes, it does. Pulling my attention from Olin¡¯s soon-to-be new corpse body, I was captivated by a sight of sheer elegance. My focus locked onto Aurelia as she sashayed over to the frog dude, each step echoing the fluidity of a feline. With a swift movement of her delicate finger, the leather and chain binds holding him snapped. Oddly, he appeared more disgruntled than relieved by his release. But who cares about him? All of my attention was riveted on her! Hopefully, I hadn¡¯t messed up Olin¡¯s soul¡­ again. To be fair, I did fix that. Removing the snake soul that was sharing his phylactery had been pretty easy, like scraping half your dinner plate clean. Sure, that might have left some residue, but that wouldn¡¯t harm him, right? Well, it¡¯s not like I care either way. Aislinn¡ªor should I say Aurelia? I really need to get that cleared up, and soon. ¡°Vorigan,¡± she commanded, her voice like music to my ears, ¡°release the others from their cells.¡± ¡°Others?¡± I repeated, blinking as I gazed at the other cells. Much like Aislinn¡¯s, I couldn¡¯t see into them; some sort of antimagic was the only explanation that made any sense to me. Had I still had a beating heart, it would have definitely hiccupped at that moment. She swiveled towards me, her blood-red eyes sparkling with a cheeky glint, and her lips curved in a teasing smirk. It was the kind of smile that whispered tales of both thrill and threat. And man, I was totally and utterly ensnared by her magnetism, as if caught in her enchantment. Yeah, this must be that fairytale love-at-first-sight shit. Eh, maybe not exactly at first sight¡ªyou know, past life craziness and all¡ªbut definitely that fairytale stuff. ¡°BLOODY BITCH!¡± Olin bellowed as his soul reanimated the big bald man¡¯s corpse. Aislinn paused in her elegant stride, her gaze piercing the undead lich. A hint of something terrifying flashed in her eyes, and her previously playful smirk transformed, becoming more ominous¡ªas if she was privy to a secret joke. She held her silence, lifting just one finger, with a malevolent twinkle evident in her gaze. I nearly died from a burst of laughter that I fought to keep down. Happily, I handed Aislinn the lich¡¯s phylactery. What? It¡¯s not like I could use it for anything; storing it within Stellar Void would have severed the connection to the body. With a gleeful hum, I skipped off to a corner of the dungeon to watch. Of course, I was tempted to shove the baseball-sized orb up the lich¡¯s ass, but I was all too eager to give my stunningly gorgeous vampire a gift. Surely, handing her a soul would do, right? I mean, the sexy-as-hell smile she gave me as her fingers curled around the phylactery¡ªespecially the glare she shot at Olin while doing it¡ªwas absolutely priceless. Sensing the underlying threat, Olin stifled his impending tirade of curses. ¡°M-My apologies, m-my mistress,¡± he stammered, his voice quivering with fear. ¡°I was momentarily disoriented. It won¡¯t happen again. It¡¯s a relief to see you again, my lady.¡± Instead of responding, her eyes turned back to me, gleaming mesmerizingly like a blood moon, offering a wicked invitation to hidden dangers. She had bewitched and captivated my very being. I reveled in her darkness, like a delicate rose flourishing amidst a garden of thorns, ready for her to pluck. It¡¯s funny how I had once considered myself the monster to be feared. Oh, how wrong I was! Aislinn stepped past Olin and approached, gliding with that uncanny feline elegance. Each step was a breathtaking fusion of beauty and allure. The remnants of her crimson feast smeared across her face only added to her lethal allure. Her black robe, trimmed with dark red, swayed with each step, hinting at the mysteries hidden beneath. She was like an ethereal runway model, each stride commanding attention and admiration. So damn hot! As she neared, I slowly shuffled back until my back hit the wall, leaving me with nowhere to go. You might wonder why. I like to think it¡¯s foreplay... certainly not because I have a conflicted heart, afraid to awaken from this dream. Though my true form was that of a slippery, sticky, gooey tar monster¡ªa Black Pudding¡ªI found my mouth going dry with a mixture of nervousness and yearning. Her hand reached out, curling towards me as if it were an enchanting dark tendril. As Aislinn¡¯s fingers drew near, our eyes meshed in a magnetic pull, hers holding a depth that threatened to swallow me whole. Cornered against the wall, her hand poised delicately yet assertively between my breasts. I felt like a lovestruck girl, ensnared by a captivating and perilous lover, utterly lost in her beauty. Oh, fuck, I want her to take me right here! Wait¡­ I thought I was the dom here? Oh, shut up, inner thoughts, I¡¯m cool with being a switch! ¡°Oh, my beloved,¡± Aurelia purred, her voice both ethereal and angelic. She was so close that I could feel the cold draft of her breath against my lips, sending shivers down my core¡ªa feeling peculiar yet thrilling. As she reached up to touch my face, I flinched. Her eyes, deep blood-red pools filled with concern and fear, reflected my own as we searched each other for answers amidst our swirling emotions. Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Why did I just flinch? Ugh, Blake, you¡¯re fucking this up! I¡¯d always pegged myself as the assertive type. Yet, at this moment, I felt as wobbly as a gelatinous cube. Maybe it was just the sheer intensity of the situation? It¡¯s a fleeting sensation, surely. It¡¯ll pass, and I¡¯ll be back to being the pegger¡ªI mean, the confident one! ¡°Aislinn?¡± It felt as if my very soul held its breath at that name. ¡°Yes,¡± Aislinn nodded, her exasperation softening as she bit her lower lip. ¡°Though, let¡¯s use ¡®Aurelia¡¯ in front of others,¡± she smiled, her expression masking an emotion I couldn¡¯t quite decipher. ¡°Bowen?¡± she whispered. ¡°Blake,¡± I smiled. ¡°Blake,¡± she repeated, savoring the name as if it were honey on her tongue. She reached up again, and this time, there was no flinch or hesitation. Her hand swept across my breast, trailing across the writhing tendrils of my dress, until it came to rest under my chin, tilting my head up. To my surprise, she was slightly taller than me. Her touch was electric; her thumb traced the curves of my lips with a seductive hunger that seemed to ignite a fire within me. Her intense and passionate gaze held me captive, peering into my eyes with a ferocity I had never experienced in either of my lives. Is this love? It must be, right? ¡°Lady Aurelia,¡± the frog croaked, utterly shattering the magical moment. ¡°I have released all of the captives down here. What is our next move?¡± Fucking nuisance. ¡°Can I kill him?¡± I moaned with a sigh of desperation. Her laughter, melodious and tantalizing, sounded like whispers of temptation, an otherworldly song hinting at unparalleled pleasures. Her gaze, unwavering and infused with seductive danger, left me both breathless and aching for more. Perhaps I¡¯m more of a switch than I thought? Aurelia¡¯s entrancing red eyes remained locked on mine, drawing me in deeper even as she issued commands. ¡°Vorigan, assemble those less skilled in stealth and proceed to the coven¡¯s ruins. Scour the area for remnants and bodies we can reanimate. The rest of you, focus on undermining the Slaethian army¡¯s leadership where possible. Also, do kill any imperial bastards you find among the Slaethians. We¡¯ll regroup at the ruins and then make our way to the western covens through the deep roads.¡± ¡°As you command, my lady,¡± the frog said, bowing respectfully. ¡°I may have collapsed that path?¡± I smiled cheekily. ¡°Why not just yoink the core back?¡± I smiled again, careful not to break the moment, while Aurelia¡¯s thumb lightly danced on my lips. Shit, when did I become so timid? I think she put a spell on me¡ªa horny as fuck spell! Ugh, Fucking hell, I want her right now!The genuine version of this novel can be found on another site. Support the author by reading it there. ¡°Hmm¡­ Actually, that¡¯s not a bad idea. We could use its power to create a portal. Would you happen to know where they¡¯re keeping it, my beloved?¡± Aurelia asked with a deep purr that sent another thrill through my core. ¡°Within the center of the encampment just outside the village is a large tent under heavy guard. If I had to guess, I¡¯d say within there,¡± I replied, my eyes darting back and forth between her lips and her eyes, silently pleading for her to close the gap and make my wish a reality. ¡°Olin, how¡¯s that new suit?¡± Aurelia inquired. ¡°Mistress,¡± Olin reported as he readjusted his crotch, ¡°it appears to be a physical augmenter type. I highly doubt I¡¯ll be able to wield magic through it. Still, it¡¯ll be useful in close combat against elemental benders.¡± Olin struggled to stand, both hands clutching his head to prevent it from hanging from his shoulders. ¡°Ah, my lady, it seems my neck is broken.¡± ¡°They had more prisoners locked in cages around that tent,¡± I panted out as Aurelia¡¯s thigh slid between my legs, sending me to my toes. ¡°I¡ªI wasn¡¯t certain if they were from your group or this village.¡± Oh, fuck me, when did I reshape my body to be anatomically correct beneath this dress?! Yeah, that confirms it. I¡¯m a switch! What, don¡¯t judge me¡ªI don¡¯t want one position; I want all positions! Tee-hee! ¡°Lady Aurelia,¡± a small woman with gray cat ears stepped forward, interrupting the inner turmoil. ¡°Those must be refugees from the Beastveil Kingdom. If we have the chance, we should take them with us; we share a common enemy, as well as for blood feeding.¡± ¡°Ha! Who cares about those good-for-nothing refugees? And who the hell appointed Aurelia as the leader?¡± The grating voice of a familiar figure echoed through the room, striking a nerve with every word. ¡°And, who is that woman you¡¯re thigh fucking, Aurelia?¡± Did she just talk shit to my woman? Oh, she¡¯s dead. My longing gaze was torn from Aurelia as I set my eyes upon an all too familiar face, one that filled me with a sense of eager delight at the thought of murdering her, once again! The succubus approached with an exaggerated sway of her hips that did the demon no favors. ¡°Didn¡¯t I eat her?¡± I muttered. ¡°Niamh,¡± Aurelia said with a hint of disappointment and annoyance as she pulled away from me to face the succubus. ¡°I¡¯m surprised our captors didn¡¯t return you to the nether.¡± ¡°Well, it may have been better if they had sent me back,¡± Niamh sneered. ¡°I can already sense your father¡¯s beckoning summoning ritual. But alas, I cannot go to his side while I am stuck here with his pathetic body-snatching daugh¡ªGaaak!¡± With a flick of my shoulder, my arm morphed into a writhing mass of black tendrils of terror. They shot forth like bullets, smothering Niamh¡¯s head before she could react, burrowing into her mouth, ears, and nostrils. As I¡¯ve come to realize, this world is teeming with powerful beings, most beyond my strength to confront head-on. Yet, I¡¯ve found they falter when caught off guard. What better way to surprise someone than with a slithering, tar-like appendage ramming down their throat and bursting out the other end? This method had become a staple of my arsenal, a tool of destruction that left my enemies convulsing in agony as I devoured them from the inside out. Sure, I could scorch them with Necrotic Flames, douse them in Blight, or pump them full of venom, among other things. However, nothing matched the sheer satisfaction of this method¡ªthe taste of terror, the struggle of my victims as I feasted on their entrails, was a delicacy I relished. Glancing around, I noted a group of onlookers, their eyes wide with horror. Not all were undead, perhaps vampires, given the way they flinched under my gaze. About fifteen pairs of eyes, I estimated, were fixed on me. Niamh flailed and thrashed in my grasp. Then, suddenly, Aurelia¡¯s arms wrapped around me just below my chest, her breath cool against my cheek. Her piercing gaze swept over the room, a silent challenge to anyone daring to intervene. Whether she meant to protect me from harm or to stake her claim over me, it was unclear¡ªthough, I suspected both were true. But one thing was certain¡ªno one uttered a word as Niamh¡¯s struggles ceased. Yummy! I was on the verge of breaking into my gleeful pudding jig. What? Eating always puts me in a good mood. But given the audience¡ªespecially with Aurelia¡¯s watchful eye¡ªI thought better of it. Nope, I made sure not to even crack a smile as I gave everyone a glare that promised terror if anyone spoke against my woman¡­ well, maybe a bit of a smirk wouldn¡¯t hurt, would it? Aurelia breathed a hushed whisper into my ear, dripping with lust. ¡°Oh, you truly are a sight to behold, my love. And to think, you managed to withstand her Charm¡¯s temptations. If she had succeeded in ensnaring you, it would have been a cruel blow to my heart, and I would have taken great pleasure in ending her life myself. Though, I have no doubt that she¡¯ll be resummoned before Lord Demidicus within the hour. Heaven forbid he go without his pet.¡± She used Charm on me? I didn¡¯t get a system notification for it. Huh¡­ All eyes lingered on Niamh¡¯s corpse as I dragged her body toward me. I didn¡¯t want to give the impression of devouring another woman in front of Aurelia, who held me close. Her breasts were snugly pressed against my back, so I had several tendrils pull the succubus beneath my dress, where she vanished from sight. Much more dignified and presentable, I mused. ¡°Vorigan, take the defenseless to the ruins,¡± Aurelia commanded once more. ¡°Hikari, select the necessary individuals and take out the army¡¯s commanders.¡± The small cat-eared woman nodded in acknowledgment. ¡°And you, Olin, shall join me and my beloved as we deal with a tent and some cages.¡± ~ Due to his broken neck, Olin was forced to hold his head upright, managing to make it appear as though he was deep in contemplation while gripping his chin. However, anyone getting too close would easily see through his ruse. Nonetheless, he remained with his mistress, confident that with enough death and destruction, she would conquer the entire army, her power growing with each corpse claimed. Inhabiting the body of General Ezad, Olin towered over his mistress and her reclaimed lover, the Black Pudding. With her sadistic smile and thirst for torment, she was a truly terrifying sight. One glance from her piercing orange gaze, and Olin knew their cover could be blown at any moment. Although his mistress was a formidable force, subtlety was not her forte; Aurelia was too mesmerizing to go unnoticed. Thus, steering them through the heart of the enemy camp fell squarely on his shoulders. ¡°My mistress,¡± Olin began, his voice tinged with trepidation, ¡°we must find a way to keep the two of you concealed. Our mission will be jeopardized if you are seen with me, especially given your companion¡¯s distinctive eyes.¡± He silently prayed to the Crone that Lady Aurelia could control her obsession with the pudding. The sinister monster in human form leaned in close to his mistress, resting her head on Aurelia¡¯s shoulder and gazing up with a feigned, innocent look. Olin found the display revolting, yet Lady Aurelia seemed enchanted, her eyes tracing the woman¡¯s lips. ¡°If I¡¯m too revealing,¡± the monster cooed, ¡°you could always wear me.¡± Olin nearly gagged, rolling his eyes as he saw Aurelia¡¯s eyes sparkle with excitement, her red irises glowing sinisterly. He wished they would find a secluded corner and be done with it so they could focus on the task at hand. ¡°Well, my beloved,¡± Aurelia purred, ¡°what will happen to the clothes I¡¯m already wearing?¡± The pudding creature replied with a sly grin, ¡°Don¡¯t worry, I¡¯ll store them safely within me. Nothing will get ruined.¡± She then removed her head from Aurelia¡¯s shoulder to gaze into her eyes. Resigned, Olin watched as his mistress, Lady Aurelia, caressed the cheek of the monster beside her. Her eyes alight with fiery passion. Having seen enough, Olin removed his hand from his chin, allowing his broken neck to drop his head back into an unnatural position. ~ Aurelia was filled with such elation as her beloved wrapped her arms around her. She basked in the blissful embrace of her love. Aurelia finally gave in to her desires and pressed her lips against Blake¡¯s. Her dark heart fluttered with delight as Blake¡¯s tongue slithered into her mouth like a tentacle monster, eliciting shudders of pleasure. A hunger that had been buried deep within her for nearly two centuries. Sure, she had a few unsatisfying conquests in that time, but they were all meaningless. This was the moment she had yearned for what felt like an eternity. And as Blake¡¯s hand possessed her flesh, gripping her ass with a force that threatened to tear her asunder, she was lost to the world, consumed by the fiery passion that burned within her. She reached up, grasping Blake¡¯s breast. Her other hand slid down into Blake¡¯s dress, finding her thighs with a voracious hunger. Aurelia¡¯s finger slid into a putty-like substance that leaked between her fingers. Blake¡¯s body began to liquefy at that moment and spread out over Aurelia¡¯s body. At first, it was like watching a tsunami crashing down, but there was no malice or anger within that dark wave, only love and tenderness. The tar-like form ran over Aurelia¡¯s body, coating her skin and clothes. Aurelia felt a spell activated from her love and noticed that her robe and undergarments had vanished. Everything had been replaced with the Black Pudding that seemed to find its way into every nook and cavity. Aurelia was swathed in darkness as her beloved reformed around her, unable to contain the malevolent lust-filled desires seething within. Before an outfit could fully be formed, Blake erupted into a tangled, writhing mass of silk threads. A sensual and sinister silk dance embraced Aurelia, obscuring all but the gleam of her gorgeous face as they wove together. The pure white headdress and outfit that settled upon her was a cruel parody of the ascended priestess garments used by their healers. But the true horrors of Aurelia¡¯s new attire lay hidden beneath the shimmering cloth, a forbidden secret of squirming tendrils and pulsating tentacles. ¡°Oh¡­ Oh! Yes. Yes! Mmmm,¡± Aurelia struggled to contain her passion and keep her ecstatic screams to herself. She was a vampire elder, a regal princess of a once-powerful coven, and she would not let such a trivial thing as pleasure break her focus. Aurelia would submit to her lover¡¯s carnal desires, for this was what she had wanted for so very, very long. She surrendered her body over to her dark lover¡¯s embrace, for Aurelia knew she could still decimate her enemies with her orifices filled. She was a vampiric necromancer with so few equals, an unstoppable force of darkness and blood, and nothing would stand in her way. It didn¡¯t matter that her beloved had just found the spot that sent shudders through her stomach. No one could stop her and her beloved now! ~ Riding the high of the moment, I fully embraced the thrill, letting myself merge and flow over Aurelia, transforming into a sleek black dress. Gotta love the perks of polymorphing¡ªof course, I coated myself in silk, like some kind of purity nun. They have those in this realm, right? Oh, gods, her body is so tight! Holy shit, she¡¯s got fucking abs¡ªnot the overly masculine kind, but the cute, sexy ones! Seriously, she¡¯s built like an Olympic pole vaulter! Wow! They do Brazilians in other realms too? I won¡¯t lie, I was expecting some thick shrubbery down under. Oh, my gods, her skin tastes so good¡ªjust like blood and death. She¡¯s delicious! My thoughts were engaged in a mental back-and-forth, reveling in my own amusement and insanity. I admit, I¡¯m known to let my thoughts wander when I¡¯m feeling, well, a bit frisky. And damn, was I revved up now. Who could blame me? Pressed against Aurelia¡¯s tempting curves, my inner deviant wanted nothing more than to see just how far I could push my boundaries. Each moment pushed me closer to crossing a line, especially with every sultry look. Screw it, why not dive right in? I mean, who wouldn¡¯t want a taste of the forbidden, especially when it¡¯s served on such a delectable platter? I¡¯ll go high¡ªand low! Oh! Oh! And let¡¯s not forget the front and back! Mhmmm! Ever since waking up as a monster, I¡¯ve become somewhat more adept at multitasking. Still, even amidst my oh-so-titillating meal, I was only vaguely aware of our transition from the village outskirts to the heart of the enemy camp. Any brave souls daring enough to approach Olin were swiftly discouraged by a mere gesture from him¡ªthe advantages of having his soul occupy a General¡¯s body. Speaking of putting things in someone¡¯s body, I return to my depraved delights. As I basked in the blissful sensations of Aurelia¡¯s tight body and firm ass, the outside world was a distant, meaningless place. The tremors in Aurelia¡¯s thighs were a symphony of pleasure. I marveled at her mastery of self-control, concealing our sexual acts from prying eyes. Her delicate fingers occasionally wandered down, offering tantalizing touches. Her expression remained serene, a mask hiding the storm of pleasure within, but her gorgeous eyes could not lie. I was lost in the twisted, erotic world of her ecstasy, and nothing else mattered. Sadly, all good things must come to an end. I withdrew from Aurelia¡¯s innermost places as we approached the carnival-sized tent. I spotted all the cages along the outside of the tent, and that little bunny kid. A sense of dread settled into me. It would be so much easier if we could ditch them. Or even better yet¡ªI were allowed to eat them! When they caught sight of Olin, their so-called General, they instantly banged their chests in some sort of unified salute. But Olin? Dude just breezed right by them, making a beeline for the tent¡¯s interior. I wonder if any of the guards raised an eyebrow at the snub. Though, in Olin¡¯s defense, giving a salute would be a tad tricky when you¡¯re using one hand to stop your head from toppling off to the side. Just a tad. Perhaps it wasn¡¯t the best idea to snap his neck. Nah. From the outside, the tent seemed massive. But stepping through its entrance was like diving into a rabbit hole, only to be met by a scene straight out of Alice¡¯s trippiest mushroom high. The inside sprawled out way larger than what the exterior hinted at, like some wacko architect decided to build a stadium inside a tent. No weapons, no magical doodads, no damn Dungeon Core¡ªjust an endless stretch of... well, death. If someone had told me they were hiding their fallen comrades in there, I would¡¯ve laughed. But seeing was believing, and what I saw was a freakin¡¯ morbid treasure trove, and I was clutching the perfect ass of not only a vampire but a necromancer! B01C32 - Wailing Drums Anlyth, an elf and Paladin of the Kingdom of Slaethia, lay alone in her bed. The chilling void of the empty sheets next to her pierced her heart, intensifying the ache from her partner¡¯s absence. Although she understood he was fulfilling his obligations as the General of the army, it brought her scant solace. In a society where no one died from old age, traditional marriage became uncommon; such unions no longer made any sense after their world aligned with V?lusp¨¢¡¯s moons. However, this did not mean that similar commitments were absent. Contractual unions, for example, required a hundred years of mutual commitment and devotion to one another¡¯s goals. The two had been together for the last three hundred years, having surpassed two such contracts, with the prospect of continuing for another thousand years. Though now, the hours without him stretched endlessly, each moment in bed feeling longer than the last. Anlyth sighed, tossing and turning in bed as the howling laughter from the evening¡¯s festivities began to wane, leaving only the muffled chuckles of inebriated soldiers stumbling back to their tents. The triumph from just days ago felt distant, with nightly celebrations continuing unabated¡ªan orchestra of wild merrymaking and indulgence, playing out under countless eclipses on this dark moon. And who could blame them? Aurelia, the vampire who had once been the terror of their kingdom, was now a captive, subject to their whims. Elves, dwarves, humyns, and gnomes¡ªthe pillars that had rebuilt the kingdom¡ªwere preparing to parade this malevolent monster back to their homeland. That, at least, was the wish of every citizen of Slaethia. However, as usual, politics complicated matters. By tomorrow¡¯s end, with the arrival of two champions, she would be handed over to the Ascended Empire, where her true ordeal would begin. This was the Empire¡¯s desire, their decree, sending a stark message to all nocturnal horrors: every feral fiend and forbidden race capable of breeding such soulless abominations¡ªvampires, werewolves, lizardmen, orcs, goblins, and many more¡ªwould be eradicated in the name of the ascended god¡¯s divine mission. Even those who sympathized with such vile creatures, like the beastkin, would not be spared. Rising gracefully from her bed, Anlyth draped herself in a cloak, a mere whisper of fabric that scarcely shielded her from V?lusp¨¢¡¯s glow, only for another eclipse to bathe her in darkness. Her armor stood ready, but tonight, she had a different agenda. Initially, she intended to surprise her partner, to reveal the mysteries hidden beneath the cloak. However, those desires had shifted. Emerging into the embrace of the eclipse, Anlyth was met with a biting cold that seemed to grip her very marrow. She half-wondered what life was like on other moons¡ªdid they bask in frequent hours of daylight from the distant sun, or did V?lusp¨¢¡¯s glow intensify the closer one got? She shelved those musings for now. Amidst the chill, a shadowy suspicion wormed its way into her thoughts: her partner, perhaps ensnared in the depths of inebriated merriment with his officers. ¡°Surely not,¡± she silently argued with herself. He wouldn¡¯t have abandoned their shared warmth without significant reason. ¡°Should that man be lost in the company of ale, officers, or¡ªgods forbid¡ªanother¡¯s embrace, he will rue the day,¡± Anlyth whispered fiercely, stepping forward into the crisp night, resolved to seek out Ezad. Upon entering the command tent, Anlyth was met with an unsettling sight: her partner, Ezad, was conspicuously absent. The tent, usually bustling with at least one on-duty officer, now stood eerily vacant. Chairs were overturned, hinting at either a skirmish or a swift exit. With a heavy heart and rising apprehension, Anlyth quickly returned to the night¡¯s embrace, seeking clarity. ¡°Well now, Anlyth, aren¡¯t you a sight to behold! I can hardly believe me own eyes, seein¡¯ that lovely behind of yours runnin¡¯ around without a lick of armor on, love. Ain¡¯t ye a bit of a tease, ye are?¡± Gimona, the cheeky dwarf woman, chided with a smirk. ¡°Not now, Gimona. Have you seen Ezad?¡± ¡°Och, so that¡¯s the game ye¡¯re playin¡¯, dressin¡¯ up like that, are ye?¡± Gimona chuckled, her eyes twinkling with mischief. ¡°The command tent is vacant,¡± Anlyth declared, her tone underscoring the gravity of the situation. ¡°WHAT IN THE NAME O¡¯ THE GODS?!¡± Gimona roared. ¡°Do ye think we¡¯ve been breached? Do ye think the dungeon core¡¯s been taken? Sweet mother of mercy, I hope not.¡± Anlyth¡¯s voice carried a hint of anxiety, yet her determination was unmistakable. ¡°Ezad secured the dungeon core within a dimensional ring to keep it hidden from the Empire. We need to find him or any of the senior members to ascertain if we face an imminent threat.¡± ¡°I¡¯ve ne¡¯er laid eyes on that man wearin¡¯ a ring,¡± Gimona retorted skeptically. ¡°Uh, yes¡­¡± Anlyth shifted her gaze, momentarily uncomfortable. ¡°The ring isn¡¯t exactly... conventional.¡± ¡°What in the name o¡¯ the gods does that mean?¡± ¡°Um, perhaps we should consult a soldier currently on duty,¡± Anlyth suggested, eager to refocus. ¡°It¡¯s possible we¡¯re jumping to conclusions. They might have witnessed something that sheds light on the situation.¡± As Anlyth and Gimona navigated the encampment, it quickly became evident that an unusually large number of sentries had abandoned their posts. While a handful might stray during festivities, the absence of twenty guards was alarming. This stark realization cemented Anlyth¡¯s suspicions: they were indeed under siege! ¡°We need to find Craycroft,¡± Anlyth said with a heavy sigh. ¡°This predicament might be beyond what we can manage alone.¡± Gimona shook her head. ¡°That old codger brought a Way Stone with him. Uses it to nip back to his tower every night¡ªprefers the cozy comfort of his own bed over any damp tent and scratchy bedroll, he does.¡± ¡°Then my path is clear,¡± Anlyth reluctantly declared. ¡°I shall assume command of the army until either Ezad or a senior officer is located. Gimona, strike the Wailing Drums. We stand under threat.¡± ¡°Aye, Anlyth. I¡¯ll get right to it. And what will ye be doin¡¯?¡± ¡°Our foes often comprise necromancers, vampires, and other shadowy entities. It¡¯s imperative that I safeguard the remains of our departed to ensure they aren¡¯t manipulated as tools by these adversaries.¡± ¡°It¡¯d be better to burn the bodies, it would.¡± ¡°It would,¡± Anlyth replied, her voice tinged with sadness, ¡°but violating a body before its rightful rites unsettles the departing spirit. I¡¯ve seen my share of restless phantoms and tortured souls; I wish to see no more.¡± ~ Gimona Grimmail took off with urgency, allowing Anlyth to manage her matters. Despite her compact, sturdy dwarf legs, she moved at a remarkable pace, driven by surging adrenaline. The once vibrant fires of the camp had dimmed to mere embers, yet her objective remained clear: the Wailing Drums. The need to awaken the entire camp was paramount. As Gimona dashed towards the drums, an unshakable sensation hinted she might confront adversaries before reaching her destination. A smile crept onto her face, embracing the thrill of the moment. After all, tonight was an opportune time to be a Monster Slayer! While Gimona regretted leaving her axe behind, her confidence remained steadfast. She was no mere dwarf that needed a blade for protection. And she proved it when she sensed an impending attack. The almost imperceptible disturbance in the air hinted at the deceptive approach these detestable beings preferred. Their assault was laughably amateurish! With reflexes honed by experience, Gimona¡¯s hand shot out, seizing the assassin¡¯s wrist and stopping the dagger mere inches from her throat. With a nimble twist and yank, the shadowy assailant was airborne for a moment before crashing heavily onto the ground. Without hesitation, Gimona¡¯s boot came down on the attacker¡¯s face with the might akin to a mana crystal¡¯s explosion. A concussive wave emanated from the strike, yet the camp¡¯s inebriated soldiers, lost in their alcoholic haze, remained oblivious, their snores uninterrupted. Gimona couldn¡¯t suppress a chuckle. The scene reaffirmed a belief she had long held: humyns and elves simply couldn¡¯t handle their pitiful excuse for ale. In her urgency, Gimona¡¯s eyes darted to where the vampires had previously been staked. Her heart plummeted when she found the spots empty. Just a minuscule amount of blood could mend their grievous injuries, making them formidable adversaries for the encampment. To exacerbate the situation, the General¡¯s absence meant the army was without its commander amidst an apparent siege. But Gimona was resolute in her determination to prevent a disaster this night. She surged forward once more, aiming for the Wailing Drums. The only sound capable of rousing an army from its alcohol-fueled escapades was the haunting resonance of that drum.This tale has been unlawfully lifted from Royal Road; report any instances of this story if found elsewhere. Yet, her momentum was suddenly thwarted when a cluster of dwarves, groggy and irked, emerged from their tents, disgruntled by the disruption to their rest. ~ Anlyth dashed toward the Repository Tent, her heart pounding with growing apprehension. The trailing end of her cloak occasionally flirted with the wind, cheekily revealing her exposed rear. If a necromancer had indeed breached their defenses, that tent would be their prime target. To her immense relief, the guards outside remained steadfast, an embodiment of resilience. Ezad¡¯s foresight in choosing only the elite to guard the fallen shone through in this crisis. While their commitment was unwavering, Anlyth caught their lingering glances. As she neared, she drew her cloak tighter, a shadow of a smirk forming, silently warning them against any mention of her current state. ¡°Has anyone seen the General?¡± Anlyth demanded, her voice stern and authoritative. ¡°Aye, Paladin Knight Anlyth, ma¡¯am,¡± one of the guards responded. ¡°General Ezad is presently inside the Repository Tent, in consultation with a priestess. But I must note, his demeanor struck me as¡­ peculiar.¡± Taking a deep breath to steady herself, Anlyth instructed, ¡°You six, fall in with me,¡± addressing the guards. ¡°I suspect the enemy has breached our lines. Stay alert and expect the unexpected!¡± The sextet of knights, battle-scarred and seasoned from myriad wars, assumed a stance of readiness, their zeal palpable. Their salutes signified their unwavering allegiance, leaving no doubt in the Paladin¡¯s mind about their preparedness for the looming conflict. Drawing her blade, Anlyth braced herself and ventured into the tent. The scene within was the manifestation of her gravest apprehensions. Her beloved stood beside the vampiric nemesis, the very scourge who had once laid waste to her realm. A name, whispered in fearful tones, haunted the nightmares of Slaethian children: Aurelia. For the populace of the Kingdom of Slaethia, her name invoked paralyzing dread, yet there she stood, challenging all present with her mere presence. Anlyth¡¯s heart splintered as she witnessed her once valiant partner, now ensnared by the very creature they had sworn to vanquish, the unmistakable signs of necromancy etched into his very being. The man she loved, reduced to a mere shadow of the leader and partner she once knew, stirred a torrent of anguish within her. Tears blurred her vision, and her sword wavered in her grip, the weight of her grief threatening to pull her under. The monstrous seductress had ensnared him, and Anlyth realized the scale of the calamity that awaited them this night. She made a solemn vow: she would ceaselessly battle the vampiric fiend until her partner¡¯s soul was liberated and he could find eternal repose in the afterlife. Facing the fiend, though fraught with peril, was her unyielding obligation; for her love, her kingdom, and her sacred oath as a Paladin. Yet, the act of her initial capture was nothing short of a marvel. Without Craycroft¡¯s guidance and might, Anlyth questioned whether a second victory was attainable. Aurelia, the vampire, met Anlyth¡¯s gaze with a malicious grin, her ivory fangs glistening menacingly. Anlyth¡¯s attention was momentarily captivated by the pristine priestess robes Aurelia donned. However, in an unnerving display, the robes seemed to disintegrate, giving way to a gown as dark as a moonless night. It was a garb more befitting of a lavish soir¨¦e than the blood-soaked terrain of a battlefield. Yet, as Aurelia stood there, she resembled the embodiment of a nightmare¡ªas if her very attire was forged from the purest, darkest sorcery. Anlyth had yearned for this rhythm, now finally resounding and reverberating deeply within her soul. Unyielding cadence pulsed through the night, conjuring an ambiance thick with anticipation and unease. Soon, the drum¡¯s resonating sound was joined by a haunting scream¡ªa banshee¡¯s war lament. Ethereal and chilling, the shriek cut through the night, sending shivers down the spines of all who heard it. Seemingly endless, the cry served as a melancholic anthem, signaling impending doom. As the drum¡¯s rhythmic pounding merged with the banshee¡¯s spine-tingling wail, an aura of imminent peril was crafted, jolting the entire encampment to readiness. Warriors all around, roused from their inebriated haze, suddenly became lucid, primed, and poised for the confrontation that awaited. While the initial onslaught at the dungeon¡¯s remnants had taken the vampires by surprise, neither faction emerged unscathed, both suffering grievous losses. For Anlyth¡¯s side, the grim reality was stark: Aurelia possessed everything needed to forge her new legion within the confines of that tent. The canvas shelter lay strewn with the lifeless forms of comrades, a somber tableau of those who had once fought valiantly alongside Anlyth. Though merely a fraction of the forces outside, their potential resurrection by necromancy loomed as a dire threat. Anlyth knew the peril of engaging necromancers; every fallen ally could tragically turn against them, weaponized in death. Gimona burst into the tent, her expression twisted with fury as she confronted the General and the vampiric princess. ¡°Hey now, what in the blazin¡¯ hells is goin¡¯ on here? General, what the devils are ye doin¡¯ with that blood-suckin¡¯ wench?¡± Anlyth¡¯s gaze snapped to Aurelia¡¯s gown, noting its sudden change. The fabric seemed to pulse with life, reacting defensively to Gimona¡¯s accusations. It shifted and undulated subtly, the sleeves twitching as if bristling with latent hostility. A chilling, oppressive energy filled the air, the malice from the gown palpable, as if the very atmosphere had turned leaden, pregnant with impending violence. ¡°Gimona, weren¡¯t you the one sounding the Wailing Drums?¡± Anlyth queried sharply. ¡°Well now, lassie, I had a few of me lads sort it out,¡± Gimona replied, but her voice lowered to a mutter, ¡°Still don¡¯t see where that dimension ring could be on that man!¡± Anlyth¡¯s eyes blazed with fury as she glanced from the smiling vampire back to Gimona. The unsettling calmness of the vampire, paired with her malevolent grin, sent chills down Anlyth¡¯s spine. She feared Gimona might have inadvertently revealed too much. Despite potential missteps, the situation demanded decisive action. With unwavering resolve, Paladin Anlyth summoned her divine powers. As she spoke her incantations, her arm was bathed in a radiant light, emanating purity and strength. ¡°In the name of the heavens,¡± she declared, her voice resounding with authority, ¡°may sacred luminescence be my beacon!¡± A beam of divine light surged forth, but it unexpectedly struck the person Anlyth cherished most¡ªher beloved partner. The luminous energy collided with him with the force of a roaring blaze, sending him hurtling backward. The aftermath was horrifying¡ªa searing hole in his chest, his skin charred and smoking. Anlyth¡¯s heart tore as she beheld the mark of her divine wrath on the man she loved. Tears streamed down her face, the weight of her choice crushing her, yet she believed it necessary. As she prepared another spell, Anlyth¡¯s attention was caught by the peculiar behavior of Aurelia¡¯s dress. It recoiled as if sentient, shrinking away from the divine light. But it was not Ezad¡¯s plight that kindled the vampire¡¯s fury; it was something else, something unseen. This realization was abruptly cut short by a chilling touch at her ankle. Looking down, Anlyth gasped in horror. What she had assumed to be a corpse was gripping her ankle. The reality of the necromancer¡¯s dark magic became undeniably clear. All around her, the tent came alive with movement, as fallen warriors began to rise, their souls enslaved to undeath, creating a terrifying legion of the undead. Amidst this chaos, Anlyth stood firm, fighting alongside her six knights and Gimona. The tent had transformed into a battleground, filled with the sounds of clashing steel and the moans of the undead. Every swing of her sword met decaying flesh; each parry thwarted a deadly grasp. Surrounded by relentless foes, the scent of rot overwhelming, Anlyth¡¯s resolve never wavered. Summoning her might, Paladin Anlyth unleashed her most potent spell¡ªan inferno of blinding light and fire that spiraled outward, scorching all in its path. The protective enchantments of the Repository Tent strained and flickered. The tent quivered, its spatial magic pulsing with distress under the strain of battle. Anlyth, focused solely on quelling the undead threat and ending the vampire¡¯s malevolent reign, unleashed a torrent of spells. However, the barrage proved too much; the tent''s enchantments began to falter, threatening to unravel at the seams. As the spatial magic within the Repository Tent shattered, reality itself seemed to explode outward in cataclysmic chaos, merging abruptly with the world outside. Tents were hurled into the air, and soldiers tumbled like leaves in a violent tempest, flung about without mercy. Nearby, cages filled with beastkin clattered and rolled, contributing to the tumult. This seismic shockwave violently collided with the fortifications of Elsternwick village, shattering them into fragments and reducing homes to mere rubble. Those cognizant of the unfolding calamity braced for the subsequent implosion, a dire consequence when a pocket dimension destabilizes. True to their worst fears, the shockwave surged back with the vehemence of a relentless storm, obliterating more structures and dragging both knights and villagers toward the epicenter of the catastrophe. The ensuing explosive cacophony reverberated across the realm, marking a moment of unparalleled destruction. Reeling from the shock, Anlyth struggled to regain her bearings, amazed that she was still among the living. Over her, the steadfast dwarf Gimona Grimmail stood vigilant, her fingers clutching a barrier medallion. The lustrous glow of the magical talisman shielded both Gimona and Anlyth from the cataclysm¡¯s wrath, a solitary beacon in the midst of utter chaos. Regrettably, the gallant six knights who had fought valiantly by their side were not as fortunate. As Anlyth surveyed the ravaged landscape, she clung to the hope that the malevolent vampire, Aurelia, had at last been vanquished. To Anlyth¡¯s horror, her deepest dread materialized before her eyes. Shielded by a dissipating crimson barrier, the vampire Aurelia danced amidst the debris of shattered tents, her voice lilting to a malevolent melody that seemed otherworldly. Her movements were a grotesque parody of an elegant waltz, contorted and chilling. She caressed her shadowy gown with unnerving tenderness, seemingly celebrating the devastation that surrounded her. Witnessing this macabre display, a cold chill raced down Anlyth¡¯s spine, as she watched the fiend take delight in the havoc she had wreaked. Emerging from the ruins of the razed camp, the soldiers stood resolute, determination etched on every face. Amidst the chaos, Anlyth, a pillar of strength, surveyed the devastation with an icy, unyielding smile. Now, her nemesis, the monstrous vampire Aurelia, found herself surrounded by an army united in their thirst for retribution. Although Aurelia¡¯s power was formidable, she was not invincible. Anlyth was more than ready to demonstrate this, she vowed to extinguish the malevolent force that Aurelia represented. From then on, the young souls of the Kingdom of Slaethia could find solace in the night, free from the specter of Aurelia¡¯s terror. With a sorrow-laden whisper, Anlyth murmured, ¡°For you, my love,¡± her eyes ablaze with divine fervor. The vampire had stolen her heart¡¯s joy by slaying her partner, but vengeance would be Anlyth¡¯s. In that pivotal moment, she felt an indomitable force rising within her, ensuring that no obstacle could deter her. B01C33 - The Dream Aurelia spun and swayed, her dance wild with glee, her fingers tracing over my form with reckless abandon. Lost in our whirl of pleasure, Aurelia and I remained oblivious to the chaos unfolding around us. My tendrils responded to her touch, moving with her motions and contours, caressing every crevice of her body, all while indifferent to the stunned onlookers. To the soldiers emerging from the wreckage of their encampment, it must have seemed she was fondling herself in a feverish ballet of insanity. Our waltz continued unabated, even as unease curled within the back of my thoughts with each knight that clambered from beneath the debris. I knew all too well my vulnerability to Anlyth¡¯s holy magic; even a glancing blow could sear through me with excruciating pain. Yet, I found solace in Aurelia¡¯s presence, her affection a shield against the elf¡¯s last devastating spell¡ªa blast so fierce it reduced our tent to ashes. I suspect, though, it had more to do with unleashing magic within a spatial tent, akin to popping a balloon with too much air, but what do I know. Amid the ruin, a flicker of admiration stirred within me as I watched the elf responsible for the destruction. But when my gaze landed on the paladin, a mischievous smile played across my mind¡ªI would have said lips, if not for the fact that in this form, the only lips I possessed were rather busy, firmly planted on Aurelia¡¯s ass, along with another set teasing her other nearby lips. Perks of being a shape-shifting, gooey monster. Tee-hee! I¡¯m so naughty. The sight of the elf¡¯s tears¡ªtears she shed as she watched Olin, her comrade, her lover, rise from the rubble with a grievous wound she had inflicted¡ªwas deliciously satisfying¡­ or was that Aurelia I was finding so delicious? Yeah, definitely Aurelia! Where was I going with this again? Oh, right! It felt like just retribution for the one who dared to steal away my prey¡ªor rather, my potential prey. I had really wanted to kill that goblin myself. Sure, I got to eat him in the end, and he tasted rather delectable, but the satisfaction would have been so much sweeter if I had made the kill myself. Yes, I¡¯m being particularly bitchy about it¡ªmore so than usual. I wonder, is this a trait of my new body? Anylith and that dwarf woman were exchanging words with Aurelia. I couldn¡¯t make out what was being said, but the harsh tones made it clear they weren¡¯t kind words. I¡¯ll have to slowly kill them for that. Meanwhile, I noticed a sly grin spreading across Aurelia¡¯s face as she glanced back at Olin. Should I have been paying more attention? Absolutely. But honestly, it was really hard to concentrate right now with this vampire hottie¡¯s bare flesh pressing against me. Eh, Aurelia can handle herself better than I can. Lost in my bliss, my mind froze when I noticed Aurelia approaching Olin. That wasn¡¯t the strange part; the truly strange and horrifying moment came when she slid her hands down his pants. To say I was horrorstruck would be an understatement, especially when she grasped his manhood. My horror intensified as I realized my flesh was coating her hand like a glove! Um¡­ What¡¯s she doing? At the sight of my woman rifling through Olin¡¯s pants, Anlyth suddenly screamed, ¡°I¡¯LL KILL YOU!¡± Aurelia responded with a dark, tantalizing grin that sent a quiver of delight through me. With a rough yank, she pulled out a golden circular band. Not like that, you pervert¡ªI mean, she literally pulled it out. Shit, that sounds worse. Um, let¡¯s just move on, okay? At first, the golden band appeared too small for her wrist, but as she slid her fingers through the tight hole, pushing deeper, the band miraculously expanded, adjusting perfectly to fit snugly around her thin, pale wrist as her fist cleared the opening. Uh, is she wearing Olin¡¯s cockring? No¡­ Maybe? Probably. Yes. Yes, she is. Curiosity piqued, I found myself wondering not just what it was, but why. Why would she wear such a thing here and now? And more intriguingly, why was Olin¡¯s meat suit wearing that to begin with? With a fierce battle cry, Anlyth unleashed a deafening scream, her voice resonating like a thunderclap, ¡°BY THE GRACE OF THE GODS, LET MY HOLY LIGHT BE MY GUIDE!¡± Geez, she likes to scream a lot. Following her proclamation, Anlyth released a heart-wrenching scream, unleashing a relentless torrent of holy light, a turbulent river of divine might poised to turn all in its wake to mere cinders. But Aurelia, with a grace that belied the direness of the situation, brushed the divine onslaught aside as if it were nothing more than a bothersome gnat. I was not so fortunate¡ªoh no, not by a long shot. As divine light ravaged my consciousness with a hellish, all-consuming pain, my mind scrambled into the comforting arms of darkness. Oh, the agony¡ªit danced with my senses, twirling me unexpectedly into the realm of dreams once more, despite¡ªor maybe just to spite¡ªmy supposed Sleep immunity. The sound of childish laughter¡ªa symphony of joy and delight¡ªtouched my swaying mind. Cracking my eyes open, I beheld a verdant meadow where six young children frolicked without a care. They cavorted and gamboled, their giggles ringing through the air as they chased each other in wild abandon. The sight was both haunting and beautiful, a nostalgic reminder of the carefree days of innocence. Ah, shit. Did I just die? The first to approach looked oddly familiar, a youthful child with golden tresses and a beaming face. Her laughter rang out like chimes in glass, her happiness a contagious grace. She hopped and twirled with hand outstretched, eager for a new friendship to be fetched. Wait¡­ why am I channeling my inner Lewis Carroll geek in my narrative? Ugh, whatever, let¡¯s just roll with it. It probably won¡¯t be that intense, and might even be a bit spotty. Okay. Extremely spotty. ¡°Greetings, once again!¡± she exclaimed, a twinkle perhaps betraying her awareness of my bewildered expression. ¡°You do remember me, don¡¯t you? It¡¯s me, Sophia! Do come and join us. Let¡¯s frolic in a game of tag¡ªyou¡¯re to be it!¡± With disbelief swirling in my heart, I beheld a wondrous sight with utter glee. Glancing down, I noticed I had shrunk to a child¡¯s size, a diminutive figure, a mere shadow of my pale former self, though wearing my typical I Decapitated Teddy Bears shirt, my hair dyed black and green. Amidst the fluttering laughter that danced in the air, a smile adorned my face, a radiant expression I couldn¡¯t contain. In that moment, doubts were cast aside, and with reckless glee, I clasped her tiny hand, becoming one with their mirthful brigade. We raced through the meadow, their infectious energy infusing my every step with wild abandon. The echoes of youthful giggles cascaded like a majestic symphony, and within this realm of unadulterated bliss, nothing else held significance, for I had discovered my true sanctuary. My spirit awakened, resonating with the resounding laughter, basking in the boundless realm of joyous existence. With nimble steps, I wove and bobbed, my heart alight, as I bounced and leaped, embracing the all-pervading happiness that enveloped the air. Playfully, I nudged the shoulder of a lad, his laughter rippling through the meadow as he twirled in mirthful delight. In this realm of enchantment, the gaiety knew no bounds, a tapestry of joy woven with each breath. Laughter and delight intertwined, painting a perpetual smile upon my face, as the magic of this place unfolded before my eyes. ¡°Rob, you are it,¡± Sophia proclaimed. As the hours waned and the sun bathed the meadow in its warm embrace, we laughed and played, our spirits dancing in the radiant light. Yet, a weight settled upon my heart when I beheld another girl, her dark, freckled face and piercing eyes fixated on the foreboding, frozen woods. Her once vibrant smile had vanished, replaced by an air of trepidation. The shadows stretched, casting an ominous veil over the snow-filled expanse, stripping away its enchantment and revealing only darkness and fear. A shiver coursed down my spine as I sensed imminent danger lurking within the depths of those forbidding woods. In the back of my mind, a call to run echoed, but it no longer felt as urgent as it once had. No, it was almost welcoming now. As the day turned to dusk, the freckled child¡¯s joy became a distant memory. She remained there the entire time, standing ever still, her gaze fixed on the silent woods, her face growing ever paler. My heart raced with excitement as the shadows crept nearer, poised to ensnare her joy forever. The woods seemed to hold magic, wonder, and glee that only I could perceive, as though the horrors within beckoned to me with dark delight. A voice filled with kindness and grace called out to the freckled girl, ¡°Fear not, dear Heather, ¡¯tis just shadows that dwell, there is naught to see, only tales to tell of old nightmares they be. Do come and play with the children once more, dinner draws near.¡± As I sought the woman behind the sweet voice, her presence eluded me. I rubbed my eyes and searched around, but her form was nowhere to be found. Yet, a mischievous giggle filled the air, whisking me away to a realm beyond compare. With boundless glee, I chased after children in a carefree race, leaving behind the shadows of doubt and embracing the pure delight of their embrace. Their laughter and play, a profound symphony, enchanted my mind with joy unbound. In this magical place, I had discovered my true home, where laughter echoed and joy roamed free. The sense of belonging warmed my soul as I reveled in the wonders this realm unfolded. Surrounded by the tune of youthful laughter, I embraced the beauty of each passing hour. But alas, the woods called to me with welcoming whispers, and doubts about this new home crept into my mind¡ªjust as dinner beckoned. The children¡ªSophia, Heather, Rob, Jeremy, Yua, and Jason¡ªgathered around a table that seemed to expand as we each took our seats, our feet swinging in the air as we leaned in, eagerly awaiting the feast at hand. Laughter filled the air, our smiles reflecting the joy we shared. I sat there, immersed in my chair, a radiant grin adorning my face, captivated by their laughter and the harmony of their embrace. As if conjured by enchantment, the table was adorned with a feast fit for kings, a culinary delight. The children¡¯s eyes widened with delight, their hunger unmasked as they indulged in the flavors, their enthusiasm unabashed. Laughter and voices intertwined, forming an orchestra of mirth that filled the air, as they savored the earth. I leaned back, a smile upon my face, content in my quiet observation, cherishing their joyous embrace, a memory to treasure, an everlasting sensation to preserve. Basking in the tantalizing allure of the feast, I refrained from partaking, my senses alert and watchful. My gaze was fixed upon the others as a malevolent notion insinuated itself into the recesses of my mind. A palpable air of unease cloaked the surroundings, a nebulous void that resisted comprehension. I scanned the expanse of the table, yet the enigmatic woman remained elusive, her presence a puzzle yet unsolved, leaving me with an unsettling disquietude and a riddle yet to be gleaned. As the feast carried on, an ominous shadow cast its pall over the table, its presence unnoticed by the other children. The wooden floorboards creaked beneath our feet, and the house swayed with an unsettling rhythm. Yet, they continued to indulge in their meal with unabated glee, blissfully ignorant of the gathering darkness. The shadows deepened, their sinister tendrils creeping. As I scanned the room, my heart pounding in fearful¡ªno! Gleeful¡ªanticipation, I found naught but fleeting specters, dissipating like a nightmare¡¯s hold released by the dawn¡¯s gentle touch. Still, my curiosity lingered, a gnawing in the depths of my mind, a resolute feeling that all was not as it seemed, and the darkness held a purpose, not blind. The children¡¯s laughter, once so joyous and free, now rang hollow and forced, their faces contorted into a grotesque masquerade. The darkness ebbed and flowed, reemerging with renewed vigor, its tendrils extending and entwining my thoughts, pulling me deeper into a realm of obscurity where the brilliance of light faltered, and the shadows reigned supreme. I caught sight of one such shadow, following its trail which, to my confusion, was cast by me. My bewilderment was abruptly cut short during the feast when a boy¡¯s head tumbled across the table¡ªa sight that left me shaken with mirth, if indeed it was real. It was Rob¡¯s severed head that had passed through, yet the other children feasted on, oblivious to the horrors I had borne witness. I sat there, frozen in a mix of fearful awe and glee, as another head¡ªthis time seemingly belonging to Heather¡ªfell into the cheer. Yet, the feast pressed on, like a nightmare turned reality. A sudden flicker of candlelight unveiled the truth, revealing the skeletal forms of the children, a haunting sight that could not be curtailed. I found myself clapping in joy at the spectral spectacle before me. However, it did not last, as the flicker returned the sight to what it had been. But still, the feast went on, the children¡ªand even the headless¡ªcontinued to chew. It was a nightmarish vision, one that I could not unsee, nor did I wish to. A withered old hag, face hidden within a veil, gaunt and sickly thin, shuffled into the room with a slouch and a hobble. She was garbed in dark robes, so familiar, yet untrue. She approached with more food as the children cheered. They eagerly fed, yet only in the briefest of flickers did the candle reveal what to be true.Love what you''re reading? Discover and support the author on the platform they originally published on. I peered through the window and beheld the sinister woods that surrounded us. The trees, twisted and twirled like tentacles of darkness, beckoned me with their dance amidst the whirling snow. The forest was alive with dark delights, forbidden pain, and horrors of the night, and I found myself longing to join in their cruel revelry of memories of pained past lives. I peered through the window and beheld the sinister woods that surrounded us. The trees, twisted and twirled like tentacles of darkness, beckoned me with their dance amidst the whirling snow. The forest was alive with dark delights, forbidden pain, and horrors of the night, and I found myself longing to join in their cruel revelry, a twisted echo of pained past lives. What¡¯s going on? Am I dreaming or am I dead? A flicker of candlelight illuminated the scene, and I beheld the hag, not cloaked in her usual robe, but adorned in a grand ball gown. She soon took her place among us at the table, her gaze fixed upon the lavish spread with wondrous delight, her dark eyes occasionally shifting toward me. Yet, as I gazed upon her, her face remained shrouded within a void so dark, yet somehow it felt akin to a dream so pure. The only part of her that was visible were her skeletal hands of pure bone, stark white against the dim light. ¡°Duskara?¡± I murmured, questioning if she was indeed who I thought her to be. Strangely, despite the unsettling yet magnificent sight before me, I sensed no malevolence emanating from her, only a surprising kindness. Yet, she did not answer me, appearing almost pained, as if saddened by the knowledge that our visit would soon be ending. Another flicker of gleaming candlelight revealed the true feast once more, at last. The table was bedecked with decay and putridity¡ªspoiled meats crawling with maggots and flies. It was, without doubt, a dream come true for my little black heart. I daringly indulged in a bite of a rotting heart, savoring its flavor as if it were a delectable fruit freshly plucked from a verdant branch. Greedily, I continued to dine, reaching next for a severed human limb, its grotesque flesh clinging stubbornly to the bone. The children, seated around the table, were nothing but skeletons, with two skulls resting upon plates of twisted entrails and innards. The sight was ghastly, yet I couldn¡¯t avert my gaze, captivated by the grotesque spectacle unfolding before me. With each morsel I savored, I would occasionally sway happily in my seat, as we all dined together. I wonder if they each see something different? No, really. They all seem way too calm and happy right now. With each bite I took, the taste of decay greeted my palate, a perverse pleasure that should have turned my stomach. Yet, I reveled in the sensation of each crunch and chew, savoring the morbid symphony upon my tongue. The hag, draped in the elegance of a refined lady, carried herself with a grace befitting royalty. Her laughter was tender and whimsical as she observed my indulgence in the feast of the dead, her shrouded gaze exuding warmth and affection. The elegantly dark woman¡¯s next words floated through the air, imbued with a melodic solemnity: ¡°I, the Crone, as most do call me, have decided upon a Champion, now that all of you have gathered,¡± she so decreed, her voice tinged with reluctance, aware that I had forbidden her from naming me. ¡°As per the rules governing this system and to avoid unwanted gazes, I name only one among you. Thou, cruel Jason, with thy heart full of anger and rage, naught can quell the fire within thy cage. It is for that reason, I name thee, my Dark Champion. Go forth and be the harbinger of my will, so mote it be.¡± Jason¡¯s skeleton seemed to do a little jig in his chair with glee. The others appeared shocked¡ªwell, as shocked as any skeleton could seem¡ªas I hummed to myself and continued to dine while the shadows in the dim dining room danced to my tune. I was content within this eerie dream, yet a part of me longed to wake up soon, as thoughts of Aislinn filled my mind. However, the happy rhythm was abruptly halted by a knock at the door, which sounded like thunder booming. The Crone sighed, turning her dark veil toward me for a long gaze. ¡°It seems it¡¯s time to wake up now,¡± she said, her tone, cadence, and demeanor shifting to one of sorrow. ¡°Do be careful. I do not know what she¡¯s planning, but do not follow her poisonous wor¡ª¡± Suddenly, there was a flash of light, and an onslaught of pain scorched through me as sacred holy light narrowly missed its mark, yet still sent tendrils of agonizing pain throughout my being. The anguish was intense, yet it was overshadowed by the ferocity evident on Aurelia¡¯s face. Every inch of her demeanor screamed vengeance, all directed at Anlyth for the audacity of harming me. How long was I unconscious? A few milliseconds... I think? Before Aurelia could unleash her pent-up wrath, however, she found herself encircled by a squadron of knights, their weapons drawn, their intentions clear and deadly. It appeared everyone had finished pulling themselves out of the camp¡¯s wreckage. As Aurelia faced her opponents, the initial assault came from a knight clad in gleaming armor. Determination flared in his eyes as he aimed a ferocious overhead blow at her. Almost simultaneously, another warrior lunged, his blade seeking her heart with deadly intent. Yet, Aurelia¡¯s reflexes defied belief; she sidestepped the overhead swing and gracefully pivoted away from the thrust, evading both strikes with ease. With the elegance and danger of a wildcat, she retaliated. Her razor-sharp claws sliced through the first knight¡¯s armor as if it were mere tin foil, inflicting a deep wound across his flesh. Twisting around like a gymnast, she executed a powerful kick to his kneecap, producing a horrific crunch that made him crumple in pain. As the knights were distracted by Aurelia¡¯s prowess, I seized the moment. My tentacles burst forth, coiling and striking with merciless precision. The knights and barbarians swarmed us with unyielding fury. Arrows flew, yet Aurelia deftly dodged or brushed them aside effortlessly. Mystical assaults followed; streaks of lightning and fiery orbs hurtled our way. However, a pulsating red barrier surrounded Aurelia, absorbing every magical blow, forcing the knights to resort to traditional combat techniques. While some fell to a singular, devastating hit, others showed commendable resilience, charging at us again and again. On another front, Olin unleashed his wrath, tearing through the ranks with a storm of punches and kicks, only to be overwhelmed by sheer numbers. Despite the full might of my arsenal, the knights resiliently got back to their feet, hinting at the presence of healers among them. I filled the area with Blight and spread Spores liberally, which slowed their physical reactions¡ªa useful ability when surrounded and outnumbered. My Fear spell caused many soldiers to hesitate as they approached, giving Aurelia the upper hand. In desperate abandon, my tentacles continued lashing out, constricting knights by the throat and hoisting them into the air, only to have my grip broken by every blade¡¯s strike. Some were momentarily incapacitated as I thrust tentacles down their throats, but even these were rapidly severed. My Corrosive and Venomous touch incapacitated a few, and my Paralysis rendered others immobile, while Life Drain filled me with elation. I had to concentrate intensely to ensure my passive skills were only applied to my tentacles, as most of my body tightly coated Aurelia, and thus, many hits did not include them¡ªmuch to my frustration! Aurelia serenaded the battleground with a haunting tune, effortlessly dispatching soldiers one after another. Yet beneath the fa?ade, her eyes betrayed hints of exhaustion. The most formidable adversaries were the scarcely clad warriors¡ªa quite unanticipated sight. Their defenses varied; some boasted ethereal barriers that flickered upon impact, while others had skin as durable as metal. Their notable attire¡ªor the lack thereof¡ªwas not limited by gender, as both male and female warriors sported such minimalistic garments. Thongs? Leather lingerie? Straps and buckles? Honestly, I know I keep pointing it out, but it¡¯s always a surprising eyeful, and I¡¯m not quite sure what to call their Conan-wannabe outfits. Anywho, their tenacity was admirable, but my intentions were clear: their survival stood in opposition to my woman¡ªthey all must die! Still, the momentum of the battle was shifting against us. Aurelia, ever graceful in combat, continued to demonstrate signs of mounting exhaustion, her movements increasingly weighed down by the incessant barrage from the knights. Her expertise remained evident, yet the relentless onslaught steadily pushed her toward her limits. As a knight¡¯s blade aimed for her in a moment of imminent danger, I reflexively contracted around her midsection, forcing her into a stooped position to narrowly evade the lethal cut. Capitalizing on this evasion, I retaliated with a surge of Necrotic Flame, reducing the knight¡¯s visage to ashes. Observing Aurelia, even in her fatigue, I noticed a slight smile tugging at the corner of her lips. It radiated an unwavering determination, suggesting a deeper intent within her actions, as if I were missing something crucial. Huh, I¡¯m just noticing, but there¡¯s a hint of dark red in her black hair. Really? That¡¯s what¡¯s on my mind right now? Fucking hell, Blake! The onslaught momentarily ceased as the soldiers strategically shifted to encircle us, cunningly staying just out of my tentacles¡¯ reach. Their positioning taunted us, presenting a challenge I couldn¡¯t answer. Recognizing the dwarf woman from our previous encounter in the deep roads and Anlyth beside her, my hopes dwindled. Memories of the tragic loss of Wartie due to the elf paladin¡¯s actions flooded my thoughts, fueling my anticipation of imminent doom and the tangible prospect of Aurelia¡¯s recapture or worse, her demise. Yet, curiously, within the depths of Aurelia¡¯s grin, there remained an inexplicable spark of anticipation. ¡°Would ye look at what we have here? It¡¯s the little lady herself, back in our clutches once more,¡± the dwarf sneered. ¡°It¡¯s apparent to me we don¡¯t have the means to restrain her,¡± Anlyth declared. Anlyth moved forward, her sword ready, her light cloak billowing to reveal its underside. A sudden commotion disrupted the knights¡¯ ranks as two amongst them unexpectedly collapsed, victims of an invisible adversary. Their collective attention shifted from Aurelia as they endeavored to pinpoint the origin of this unforeseen assault. Anlyth, with unwavering intent, continued her advance, her sword poised to strike. Yet, she found herself compelled to divert her planned blow, parrying a bony hand that grabbed at her ankle. The battlefield was strewn with corpses from the tent that had exploded; their deceased brethren had littered every corner of the area. And Aurelia laughed as they began to rise once more. Amidst this chaos, Aurelia¡¯s harmonious laughter resonated, serving as a haunting prelude to the reanimation of the fallen as undead beings. The subsequent events can only be described as sheer pandemonium. Despite the knights being distracted by the reanimated corpses of their comrades, both the dwarf and the elf remained fixated on Aurelia, and by association, on me¡ªregardless of their awareness of my true nature. I couldn¡¯t shake the feeling of being in over my head with the imminent confrontation. As formidable as Aurelia had proven herself to be, it was clear, both alarmingly and intriguingly, that she was nearing her limits. Any ideas? Nope. ¡­ Anlyth charged, her sword targeting Aurelia. However, Aurelia deftly dodged the attempt. The dwarf took a different approach, unleashing a formidable punch to Aurelia¡¯s side. Reacting swiftly, I adjusted my form to cushion the impact. The force was like a lightning bolt, catapulting Aurelia backward. Even with the shock rattling my senses, she persisted, battling against the odds. The dwarf didn¡¯t let up, barraging us with punches that each reverberated with pain. The dwarf¡¯s punishing blow was immediately followed by the elf¡¯s magic. Instead of charging forth, she maintained her distance, hand aloft as if orchestrating some impending doom. A radiant surge of energy burst forth, finding its mark on Aurelia before she could mount a defense or parry. The sheer force of the arcane onslaught sent us skidding across the warzone, amidst soldiers and risen dead alike. Through the barrage, Aurelia¡¯s resilience shone, but even she had limits. My essence felt as if it was being scorched from existence. I couldn¡¯t discern if the pain was from losing a part of myself, but the aftermath was clear: a trail of charred, black, gelatinous residue marked our path, remnants of me. Desperation clawed at me, compelling me to draw on every scrap of ambient mana around, striving to maintain my form through sheer will. Yet, I was gripped by the dread of my imminent demise. It was not my own death that I feared, however, but the prospect of losing Aurelia¡ªof losing my Aislinn. ~ Gimona reveled in the midst of the most exhilarating battle she¡¯d ever experienced. True, using an army to wear down a vampire before confronting her directly might not scream honor, but with the legendary Aurelia in front of her, winning was all that mattered. Even more troubling was that Aurelia wore General Ezad¡¯s spatial ring around her wrist, which contained the dungeon core they had painstakingly acquired. They had gone to great lengths to secure that artifact without the Ascended Empire¡¯s knowledge, and now it was in enemy hands. Every time Aurelia tried to dodge, her ever-adaptive dress absorbed the hits, shifting and changing to protect its wearer. Gimona had never witnessed such a piece of enchanted attire before. But under Anlyth¡¯s relentless magical barrage, what was once a grand, flowing dress now resembled a tattered nightgown. Gimona smirked, thinking it wouldn¡¯t be long until Aurelia was left in nothing but the kind of lingerie one might find in the city¡¯s seedier establishments. The battlefield was a frenzy of motion and magic. Aurelia masterfully controlled the undead and cast blood spell after necrotic spell. However, Gimona continued to marvel at the strange magic emanating from the dress¡ªa cocktail of poisons, corrosive acids, and enigmatic green and purple flames. But to Gimona, a hardened dwarf warrior, such low-tier magical antics were hardly a concern. Most knights would¡¯ve been severely challenged, but not her. Yet, the real nuisance was the growing horde of undead, which swelled in numbers with each fallen soldier, reducing their ranks. Gimona could almost taste Aurelia¡¯s fatigue, which fueled her anticipation. The endgame was in sight: soon, Aurelia would meet her fate, and her command over the undead would vanish. Gimona took every ounce of her battle-hardened might and focused it upon Aurelia¡¯s deteriorating form. Each blow, infused with dwarven magic, brought the satisfying sound of snapping bones. Her spirit soared as she prepared her ultimate strike, summoning her deepest reserves of magical energy into her fist. As it slammed into Aurelia¡¯s midsection, the vampire was sent careening, the ground breaking apart beneath her. She was bleeding profusely, not healing¡ªa telltale sign of a vampire in dire need of sustenance. With victory seemingly within grasp, Gimona vaulted into the air, her entire body intent on delivering a death blow akin to the explosion of a mana crystal. But victory was snatched away in the blink of an eye when an undead tackled her, thwarting her fatal strike. The challenge of fighting a necromancer like Aurelia is that the longer the battle wages, the more formidable they become¡ªas more death simply means more soldiers for her undead horde. Typically, this wouldn¡¯t pose too much of an issue since most necromancers are constrained by their limited mana reserves, capping the size of their armies. However, Aurelia was an anomaly. It was well-known that she did not rely on her own mana but tapped directly into the ambient mana itself¡ªa feat that perplexed scholars and generals alike and was unheard of even among the ascended gods. This battle would not end until Aurelia drew her last breath, especially since for every undead they cut down, two more rose in their place. Gimona growled when she noticed caged prisoners being freed by the undead; a few joined the fight, but most fled into the nearby forest. These were not Slaethian prisoners, but captives taken by the imperial soldiers. The dwarf thought it a shame that their champion, who had helped capture Aurelia, the fairy twat, Galen, was not here. His two replacements would arrive tomorrow, but by then, the battle would be long over, and Aurelia would have surely escaped. Gimona wanted to scream in frustration, but no matter her anger, she knew it did not compare to Anlyth¡¯s pain. Turning General Ezad into an undead was a terrible blow to the Kingdom of Slaethia and, more so, to the elf who loved him. The dwarf let out a fierce battle cry¡­ and blinked as she glanced around for her target. ¡°Oi, any of yez fucks see the vamp?¡± Gimona Grimmail called out as she sidestepped a blow from an undead barbarian wielding a claymore. Turning around, Gimona spotted Aurelia skillfully dodging blows from a few knights, effortlessly evading their attacks. She winced when she saw the vampire sink her teeth into one of their necks, moaning in glee. Then, something unexpected happened. Tentacles from her enchanted outfit sprang forth, leaving her nude flesh exposed to the ongoing battle as the gooey substance devoured the corpse she had just slain and drained, before pulling itself back over her body, coating her entirely in black. Gimona charged forward, snatched a random weapon from the ground, and leapt into the air. She came crashing down with a war hammer aimed at the vampire¡¯s head. But just as she was about to connect, an unfamiliar woman¡¯s voice cried out, ¡°Ethereal Mist!¡± To Gimona¡¯s sudden surprise, her weapon passed straight through her target as though she wasn¡¯t even there. ¡°W-What?¡± Gimona gasped. However, that unseen woman¡¯s voice uttered another spell, ¡°Burst,¡± and in a flash of speed, Aurelia was gone. In an instant, the vampire disappeared in an ethereal puff, leaving the Slaethian and imperial soldiers to contend with the remnants of her horde, formed from their own dead. Worse still, almost all of their caged beastkin prisoners had escaped along with her, including the vampires they had impaled on pikes. B01C34 - Take it! Aurelia skidded to a stop within the shelter of the trees, the last remnants of my Burst fizzling out. Behind her, the clash between Sluttia¡ªSlutty, Slaethia!¡ªforces¡ªmy bad, I¡¯ll eventually get it right¡ªand the undead thundered on, a brilliant display of dead soldiers reanimated from their own fallen. Poetic shit, right? With a pang of reluctance, I oozed and peeled away from the coolness of Aurelia¡¯s pale flesh, which I had coated in utter reverie. My gaze lingered, captivated by her gleaming body as the last remnants of the lunar eclipse faded, revealing the luminescent blue and pink planet of V?lusp¨¢ overhead. Meanwhile, my form reshaped itself, silk threads weaving across my face to craft a white mask of false skin¡ªno, that¡¯s not right. Remember, Blake! I need to truly believe the silk is my skin; that way, the subconscious casting of it will be easier and more lifelike. Hmm¡­ Embrace the delusion and insanity to become a great sorceress¡ªgot it! Aurelia stood there smirking at me, as unmoving and expectant as a nude Greek statue. I had no clue what she was waiting for, so I just stared back, lost in my thoughts. ¡°My beloved, as much as I¡¯d love to keep this little game going, we really should get moving,¡± Aurelia cooed. I nodded absentmindedly. ¡°Um... your hands,¡± she said, her lips twitching as she fought back laughter. Glancing down, I realized my hands were still cupping her bare breasts. ¡°Oh, right,¡± I mumbled, yanking them away quickly and clasping them behind my back¡ªas if worried they might wander back on their own. ¡°And my robe,¡± she added, the amusement in her tone clear. ¡°Ah, yes,¡± I nodded, pulling open the Stellar Void to retrieve the robe I¡¯d stashed inside. The hole opened within my chest, resembling a tunnel into the blackest of abysses. I caught Aurelia gazing into it with a mix of surprise and awe, utterly captivated. I reached in and easily retrieved the robe¡ªthere wasn¡¯t much else in there, well, that I could remember, anyway. I won¡¯t lie, I¡¯m pretty forgetful... Oh, and there was that spare phylactery I had no idea what to use for... Speaking of which, I had a nagging feeling Aurelia and I were forgetting something. I glanced at Aurelia¡¯s hand; she was still clutching the other phylactery, so no, nothing was amiss. Where was she hiding that during the battle? I shrugged it off as she placed the orb within her dimensional ring¡ªor was it a bracelet? I mean, it was on her wrist, but it had also been a cock ring prior to her wearing it¡­ As I handed the robe over, I hesitated, stealing another long glance at Aurelia¡¯s perfect form. Damn, those things are perky. Of course, Aurelia caught my gaze¡ªit wasn¡¯t like I was hiding it or anything. ¡°Still thinking with your dick... Hmm, I suppose I can¡¯t use that line anymore, can I?¡± she mused as she slid on her robe while I glanced down at my female form. ¡°Reincarnated as a woman,¡± she softly chuckled. ¡°Though, I¡¯m surprised you still remembered my true name,¡± Aurelia added¡ªno, Aislinn stated. ¡°I witnessed what happened in a dream,¡± I softly whispered. ¡°Us running through a winter forest, a village burning¡­ our deaths at the hands of the Romans,¡± I sighed, noting how Aislinn flinched, her hand instinctively clutching her stomach as though mourning a loss. ¡°However, I watched it all as though it were someone else¡¯s experience,¡± I laughed bitterly. ¡°If it wasn¡¯t for Duskara¡¯s explanation, I don¡¯t think I would have realized I was witnessing one of my own past lives,¡± I concluded, lifting my eyes to meet Aislinn¡¯s. ¡°My entire life, something was missing¡ªa void I couldn¡¯t explain. For the first time I can remember, I feel whole when I¡¯m with you.¡± ¡°It¡¯s the same with me,¡± Aislinn smiled, cupping my cheek. Her cool hand sent waves of butterflies through my being. ¡°Who¡¯s Duskara?¡± ¡°Oh, uh, the Crone?¡± I scratched my chin. ¡°The Crone told you her true name? No, that¡¯s not important,¡± Aislinn corrected herself, stepping closer. I leaned in for a soft kiss that spoke of more passion than I¡¯d ever known, my body quivering under her touch. It wasn¡¯t that I was inexperienced, but until now, my encounters had been driven more by kinky-fueled lust than actual passion. This was different. This was so much more. Could this be love? ¡°We need to leave,¡± her breath tickled my lips as she whispered. I glanced over her shoulder to see the battle with the undead still raging on and nodded.This story has been stolen from Royal Road. If you read it on Amazon, please report it Aislinn continued, ¡°Hikari and the other vampires you freed should be nearing the Ockpool Dungeon by now. They¡¯ve likely rounded up any of the beastkin who fled into the woods, though it¡¯s unclear if they¡¯ve taken them in as allies or as food. We really need to hurry back and find out. Now¡¯s not the time to be making new enemies.¡± She flashed a smile, revealing her seductive fangs, and held up her wrist to show a golden bracelet. ¡°Besides, I have the dungeon core.¡± ¡°Take it! Take it, now!¡± an all too familiar and infuriating voice bellowed in my mind. ¡°Take it, and ascension is yours!¡± I stepped back from Aislinn, clutching my head. It felt like I¡¯d been bitch-slapped and received the world¡¯s worst ice cream headache all at once. ¡°What¡¯s wrong?¡± Aislinn¡¯s face filled with panic at my sudden reaction. ¡°Take it!¡± Argh¡ªfuck off! ¡°Ugh. That blue-assed magic-bitch of a goddess quested me with grabbing that core, and now she¡¯s having a meltdown, demanding I snatch it from you,¡± I groaned, still clutching my head. ¡°A goddess? Which goddess?¡± Aislinn¡¯s tone darkened as if she were ready to unleash unholy hell on anyone who dared harm me. I was too busy clutching my head to truly notice the threat in her tone, grappling with the lingering aftershocks of the pain that had just seared through me. I straightened up, shaking my head from side to side as if trying to shake the last remnants of pain away. ¡°Hm? Oh, um... The Primordial of Magic, I think? Yeah... that was it,¡± I nodded, finally noticing the enraged expression on Aislinn¡¯s face. ¡°It¡¯s fine,¡± I quickly added. ¡°I already got what I wanted. That bitch can sit on her thumb and spin for all I care,¡± I said with a smile, ¡°I¡¯ve got you,¡± hoping to lighten Aislinn¡¯s mood. Geez, a bit protective of me, isn¡¯t she? Yeah. It¡¯s hot as fuck! ¡°Hmm,¡± was her only response as she took my hand and led me deeper into the forest, away from the battle and toward the dungeon. I think she¡¯s pissed. As we made our way through the forest, I noticed a few beastkin who had escaped were now trailing us; apparently, not all who fled had followed... Hikari? I have a pretty shitty memory, but I¡¯m almost certain that was the vampire with the gray feline features. Though, if I had to guess, some had also darted off in the opposite direction, probably back to wherever they came from¡ªthe Yeastveil Kingdom? Ha! Maybe my memory isn¡¯t as terrible as I thought. That all said, Aislinn¡ªor Aurelia, when speaking in front of others¡ªwas being rather quiet. Yeah, she was still pissed after Magic had given me one hell of a migraine. I can¡¯t say I minded; I¡¯ve never had anyone this protective and enraged on my behalf... like, ever! It was surprisingly sweet. Especially when I glanced down at our hands. She was grasping mine rather tightly, as if afraid to let go. I didn¡¯t blame her; I felt the same way. Unlike her, I didn¡¯t have a lifetime of memories from when we were together in another life, back when I was some dude named Bowen. Instead, all my memories were from being Blake, a twenty-something goth chick with intimacy issues¡­ among others. I knew of those memories of Aislinn and Bowen, even received a glimpse of how they tragically died, but I didn¡¯t share those precious moments of happiness, of love, of being together like she did. And yet, I still felt so strongly drawn to her, as though my very soul couldn¡¯t bear the thought of being separated from her ever again. It was strange, yet it felt so right. Still, I wished I understood this unspoken, magnetic pull. We stepped out of the forest and into the aftermath of a battle, facing the dungeon ruins¡ªa stone fortress that appeared as though it had been decimated in a brutal siege. Stone slabs, boulders, and rubble were strewn everywhere among the dead. ¡°What¡¯s the plan?¡± I glanced over at my sexy vampire, who was still taller than me. I was going to have to change that, and soon. ¡°We¡¯ll have to refortify the dungeon and use the core¡¯s power to create a gate¡ªwhat are you doing?¡± Aislinn paused, glancing at me. A sly grin spread across my face as I maintained eye contact, a tentacle slipping out from my dress to gobble up a nearby corpse. As I devoured it, I gradually increased in height until I matched Aislinn¡¯s. I probably could have done this when I first freed her from her cell, but after that battle as her dress, I had lost so much mass I didn¡¯t have anything extra to spare... Still unsure where I store anything extra, but that was going to remain one of the great Blake Pudding mysteries. ¡°Nothing,¡± I sweetly replied, giving her a quick peck on the cheek. ¡°Ah-ha,¡± Aislinn gave me a knowing glare that promised playful punishment later. ¡°Please refrain from eating any more of our soldiers.¡± ¡°Soldiers?¡± Aislinn smiled as the first undead rose from the ground, creaking and groaning. ¡°Yes, my love, soldiers.¡± ¡°I¡¯m surprised the Slaethians didn¡¯t burn the corpses after the battle,¡± I noted. ¡°They typically don¡¯t need to. Instead, they sanctify the area with Holy, preventing any necromancer from raising the dead. Though, that has never stopped me,¡± her smile turned a bit darker. Gods, I want to take her right now! I glanced over, noticing the beastkin that had quietly followed us here looking rather nervous as the dead rose. A few appeared ready to sprint off into the forest, but they held their ground, likely not out of confidence but due to a lack of alternatives. No, they were terrified and seemed unsure where else to go. ¡°Aw, my lady,¡± croaked a raspy voice. Turning my gaze from the beastkin, I noticed the frog man who had been tortured exiting the ruins. His movements were flooded with happiness, reminiscent of a loyal dog, as he rushed over. It was rather pathetic, but I wouldn¡¯t strike down anyone who showed loyalty to my sexy vampire. No, if I had my way, everyone would kneel before her as she sat her perfect ass down on a throne made of my gooey flesh, with my face serving as the cushion. What¡ªjealous? ¡°Vorigan,¡± Aislinn¡ªno, it was Aurelia now¡ªher entire demeanor shifted from passion and desire to one of stern seriousness, as though she was all business. ¡°Has Lady Hikari and the other vampires made it back?¡± ¡°Yes, my lady,¡± the frog nodded in affirmation. ¡°I¡¯ll raise the dead and get them to fortify the area while I use the dungeon core¡¯s power to create a gate out of here,¡± Aurelia informed the frogman. ¡°About that,¡± he paused, seemingly unsure before continuing, ¡°the dungeon denizens were waiting for us. Apparently, they had a deal with your¡­¡± the frog glanced at me, uncertain of what title to use. ¡°Mate?¡± Mate? Not the word I¡¯d use, but I can work with it. Aurelia seemed not to notice the title as her attention turned toward me. ¡°What agreement?¡± she asked. ¡°Hmm? Oh, uh, they wanted the core. Apparently, everyone wants that thing,¡± I shrugged. ¡°It¡¯s yours as far as I¡¯m concerned.¡± ¡°We can use this,¡± Aurelia mused, tapping her lower lip thoughtfully. ¡°Vorigan, lead me to their leader.¡± B01C35 - The Matriarch I trailed behind Aurelia and the toad boy into the ruins of what used to be their fortress... or should I call it a lair? Hideout? Definitely not a coven¡ªthat¡¯s more like a vampire meet-up, kind of like a murder is for crows, I think. Don¡¯t quote me on that. Actually, now that I¡¯m thinking about it, I might be totally wrong with my logic. Anyways! I got a bit sidetracked there. Back to the tale! I wove through the wreckage of their stronghold, taking in the destruction left from the battle. Trying my hardest not to drool anything Corrosive as I hungrily eyed the array of corpses strewn haphazardly about, each face etched with the agony of a lost battle¡¯s end. They weren¡¯t all vampires¡ªnope, those were most likely the various piles of ashes I kept noticing everywhere. No. The real eye-catchers were the lifeless, defeated bodies of zombies, ghouls, and other delightful creatures, perhaps even a few elf thralls, all reeking of tantalizing decay. Their yummy intestines and brains were smeared across the stone floors and walls, painting a mouthwatering masterpiece. But it was the reek of perfume that was doing it for me, along with something else mixed in with the decaying stench that I found oh so alluring¡­ what was it? It was rather shitty that I couldn¡¯t figure it out. Hmm¡­ Oh well. Oh, and there were also skeleton bones scattered everywhere, but I was utterly disinterested in them. However, as we moved by, quite a few began rattling back to life¡ªor unlife. Even the corpses started to groan behind us. Wherever Aurelia went, the undead began to twitch and rise. Seriously, how many undead servants did these vampires have? Aurelia won¡¯t get mad if I snag a few... sausage links as I follow her, will she? Nah! I¡¯ll just be picking up body parts here and there; it¡¯s not like I¡¯m making a meal out of an entire body... Besides, I don¡¯t think she can turn a corpse into an undead if its skull¡¯s been caved in, or can she? Shrugging off my own thoughts, I happily munched on an intestine I swiped off the ground, savoring the slow dissolve on my tongue, its juices seeping out. I would have preferred to take a nice bite out of it, but these teeth¡ªwoven from silk¡ªare all for show and not made for walking, or well, chewing. Yet, I was rather proud of my glossy white teeth regardless, especially against my black gums and tongue; they really shone. Aurelia glanced back, a hint of amusement glittering in the corner of her eye when she noticed my other hand holding a grocery bag woven from silk. A tentacle from my dress deftly dropped a severed leg into the already swollen sack. What? I was hungry. Also, the last body I ate let me match Aurelia¡¯s height, but I was still lacking a bit in the curves department. That also reminded me; a tentacle extended out from my hair in front of me as a new glowing orange eyeball formed on the tip, letting me see what I looked like at the moment¡­ and, I was looking rather alien-esque, again. Oh well, I rather like the creepy-cute look. I wonder if that¡¯s my default, or if the sexy human one was, you know, the one that looked sort of like that actress, Anya Taylor-Joy. Okay, that was a big stretch, but it somewhat looked like her if you squinted¡ªbeer goggles style. Either way, I was rocking the alien tight-face appearance at the moment, and Aurelia didn¡¯t seem to mind. She must be a lot less vain and shallow than I am. We kept on down various corridors, the toad¡ªor was it a frog?¡ªleading the way, Aurelia behind him, and me trailing behind her, happily munching as I stared at her swaying ass. Okay, I may not have any memories of being a man in any of my past lives, but I certainly possessed the perverted mindset of one. Lost in my thoughts, I wasn¡¯t paying attention to where we were going. It was only after blinking a few times and tearing my gaze away from Aurelia¡¯s perfect posterior that I realized we had just entered the dungeon metropolis of Ockpool¡ªthe one that had been all destroyed and shit. My head swiveled in all directions, wondering when we had even entered the dungeon, and where¡ªI mean, I thought the entrance had been caved in, or did we take the exit? Maybe there was a different entrance that didn¡¯t involve me being tossed down a hole while strapped to a succubus¡¯s face? Mmmm¡­ though, that was a pretty delicious way to start an adventure. Also! I really need to do a better job at paying attention. Glancing around the city, I saw that it was still a wreck, with toppled buildings everywhere. It really did look like the aftermath of some great war. Hmm, maybe war isn¡¯t quite the right term¡ªit had been a one-sided slaughter. Yet, there was no sweet aroma of death and despair in the air. They must have buried or burned their dead¡­ or did the dungeon absorb them? No, the core was gone, so that can¡¯t be the case, can it? Huh, I guess the world may never know. But I hate unsolved mysteries! Deal with it¡ªthe universe is full of unsolved mysteries. Like Bigfoot, alien anal probing, and how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Bigfoot is like the Predator; he can blend into his environment. Aliens have a butt fetish. And the owl solved that great riddle¡ªit¡¯s three, by the way. Yeah, I suppose that makes sense. Though, I¡¯ve got to give it to the aliens¡ªimagine if they had a foot fetish instead? Reports of people being taken only to have their feet rubbed and tickled would give me the heebie-jeebies. Right? ¡°Greetings, Lady Aurelia,¡± called out a squeaking voice that instantly got me thinking of Mike Tyson, snapping me from the inner dialogue I was having with myself. I was grateful I wasn¡¯t crazy enough to have said all that aloud. A grizzled old werewolf¡ªor was it a warg?¡ªwith a long beard dangled down to the ground went on, ¡°I¡¯ve been informed by your compatriots that you have the core?¡± If you stumble upon this narrative on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen from Royal Road. Please report it. Aurelia glanced over to the vampire woman seated in the courtyard circle¡ªone of the few things that wasn¡¯t utterly destroyed¡ªwhom I recognized by her gray cat ears. She gazed back at Aurelia. I wasn¡¯t sure what unspoken message passed between the two, but it wasn¡¯t friendly, as the feline vampire folded her arms with a huff. She apparently lost whatever silent argument they had, which was good¡­ for her. Otherwise, I¡¯d be adding another body to my grocery bag. Um, wouldn¡¯t a vampire just turn to ash as I ate them? No. Yes. Maybe? I don¡¯t know, but I¡¯m willing to find out. ¡°That is correct, Warchief Hensley of Ockpool Dungeon,¡± Aurelia replied, sounding a bit formal as if she had dealings with him before. I supposed that made sense; the vampires had been living above ground at the dungeon entrance. ¡°Take it,¡± Magic¡¯s voice urged in my mind, causing my eye to twitch as a slight ache crept throughout my head, which was odd¡ªI mean, do I even have a brain? Not that I¡¯m an airhead, mind you. I was a ginger in my last life, not a blonde. ¡°Take it, and ascension is yours!¡± Like hell, I¡¯m not taking anything away from my Aislinn. Ugh! I wish she¡¯d just shut the fuck up about it. The more Magic, a Primordial¡ªor was it admin?¡ªinsisted that I take the core, the more I wanted nothing to do with it. Sure, ascension sounded great¡ªeven though I didn¡¯t quite understand what that meant¡ªbut I¡¯m not one to trust others easily, especially not when the creepy blue ghost lady, with her malfunctioning safe mode magical system, was making such a big deal out of it. Though, to be fair, she seemed like the backup to the backup admin. Besides, she was the one who made it hard for me to remember my dreams and, in turn, learn about Aislinn and my past lives. So, no, I was definitely not going to take it. ¡°Like I said, the Slaethians will regroup with the reinforcements coming with two of their gods¡¯ champions tomorrow. We need to escape, and I need to reawaken the dungeon and use the power of the core to arrange that,¡± Aurelia stated, causing me to blink as I realized I hadn¡¯t been paying attention to the ongoing conversation. Reawaken? ¡°Take it!¡± Oh, would you just shut the fuck up! Geez, she¡¯s like a broken record. ¡°Did you not fight Galen, the strongest of their champions, to a standstill?¡± the werewolf asked as he scratched his beard. ¡°I eventually lost,¡± Aurelia replied a bit bitterly. ¡°I can handle most champions on my own, yes. However, I cannot fight two of them and an army at the same time. We need to escape. Your people are welcome to come with us, but I will be using the core¡¯s power to open a gate to the western covens,¡± she added. Hensley took a long moment, still scratching his beard deep in thought, before glancing my way. ¡°Ah, Blake, it¡¯s good to see you again,¡± he addressed me, clearly stalling for time as he considered Aurelia¡¯s words. ¡°I noticed Redtail isn¡¯t with you. What happened?¡± I smiled and waved at him. ¡°I ate him,¡± I happily answered. The werewolf-looking old man paused his beard scratching to stare at me. Although, I couldn¡¯t tell if it was concern or amusement twinkling in his gaze. I ignored the gasps from the gathered onlookers. ¡°May I ask why?¡± Hensley went on, ignoring a few outcries of anger from the crowd. I shrugged. ¡°He was a dick,¡± I responded, then added, ¡°Besides, he¡¯ll just come back once we put the core back where it came from, right?¡± ¡°I see,¡± was his only response before turning his eyes back to Aurelia. ¡°With the Slaethians and the Ascended Empire aware of this dungeon, it¡¯s clear we can no longer stay here. We will go with you, Lady Aurelia. Though, I do trust you can keep our people safe from your ilk?¡± ¡°I can only promise you that I¡¯ll do all in my power to keep you and yours protected, but to forge a more binding agreement under vampiric law,¡± Aurelia continued, ¡°you must acknowledge me as your matriarch.¡± Now, I know what you¡¯re thinking¡ªthey should all be bowing down before me in reverence and worship. I mean, I¡¯m totally matriarch material, right? Nah, I don¡¯t want to be in charge of anybody. Seriously, have you ever seen someone in a position of power who¡¯s actually happy? And no, those who half-ass the job and spend all their time golfing don¡¯t count. Nope, I¡¯ll leave all that leadership and managing others to my Aislinn. I¡¯d just eat anyone who doesn¡¯t kneel before her. I¡¯m much more suited for that role, after all. The warg nodded thoughtfully before the tension in his shoulders dropped. ¡°It seems we have very little choice if we¡¯re to survive another assault from our common enemies. I accept your offer, Lady Aurelia,¡± he concluded. However, many in the crowd seemed to disagree with his decision, as evidenced by the tsks, gasps, cursing, and glares. But all that abruptly ended the moment Aurelia pulled out the dungeon core from the spatial cock ring around her wrist and held it out before her. ~ Mana surged like a tidal wave through the dungeon¡¯s veins, pulsating with vibrant light as the core reestablished its bond. Though none could say if the core possessed consciousness, its actions spoke of a deep, instinctual drive: to grow, to fortify, and to safeguard its domain. As the core¡¯s energy intensified, the air thrummed with power, the walls themselves shimmering with arcane runes that flared to life. Around Redtail, the stone beneath him vibrated, the echo of his past demise still haunting his senses. Yet, as he drew a deep, steadying breath, a palpable sense of relief mingled with the cold dungeon air, grounding him in another chance at life. He rose, stepping aside with the practiced ease of the resurrected, making room for the continuous stream of allies reemerging into existence. A goblin burst into existence beside him, his exuberance echoing through the cavern. ¡°Me back!¡± he exclaimed, leaping into the air. ¡°Wartie alive¡ªoh, hey Gaping, you back?¡± His voice, a symphony of relief and joy, reverberated off the ancient stone walls. Gaping clutched his head, looking around in confusion. ¡°Took hard pounding, I did,¡± he muttered groggily. Another cry rang out nearby, its tone desperate and sad, but the monstrous, gelatinous language was indecipherable to those around. ¡°No. No. No! I don¡¯t want to live,¡± it seemed to moan. ¡°Doodles!¡± Wartie shouted back jubilantly, oblivious to the cube¡¯s distress. ¡°We back!¡± All around Ockpool, a resurrection unfolded like dawn¡¯s light dispelling night¡¯s shadow. Figures materialized one after another, their forms solidifying from mist into flesh and bone, each awakening marked by gasps and murmurs of wonder. The dungeon, a vast network of life and magic, buzzed as its inhabitants reclaimed their places, each pulse of mana knitting the fabric of this underground world tighter. Above, the stronghold that sat like a crown at the dungeon¡¯s entrance felt the surge of mana. The core extended its influence, tendrils of energy weaving through the structure, fortifying stone and spell alike. It was more than mere survival; it was a declaration, a fortress reborn from the ashes of invasion, ready to stand sentinel against any who dared to challenge it again. ~ Heather gasped as she opened her eyes to a dimly lit chamber, the cold stone pressing against her bare flesh. She glanced around, her nose twitching at the unfamiliar scents. It was pitch black, but her adaptation to this realm as a dark elf allowed her to see clearly in the dark. Her mind was a blur¡ªhad she been dreaming? There had been a kind old lady in a cottage, a banquet of food spread out before her, but now, as she awoke, the details were fuzzy. ¡°Wait, I died,¡± Heather whispered. ¡°Aw, what the fuck is going on?¡± a growling voice cursed out nearby. Glancing toward the voice, Heather noticed Jason sitting up on a table¡ªno, a stone altar, just like the one she was on. Her eyes roamed the chamber, finding more altars arranged in a circle, with more figures waking up. ¡°I¡¯m alive!¡± a female voice cried out. Heather snapped her head in that direction to find Sophia, whom she had seen Jason kill and eat the heart of, lying on her back with her arms stretched out in joy. Everyone was naked, prompting Heather to try and cover her chest, though she doubted any of the others could see in the dark like she could. Correction¡ªshe caught Jason leering at her. ¡°Huh, I really thought all of you would have respawned with your clothes on,¡± a newcomer joyfully stated from the doorway into the chamber, her attire all black except for her white silk alien-ish face. Despite her cheerful tone, her voice sent shivers down everyone¡¯s spine¡ªminus Sophia. Her glowing orange eyes were the only source of light within the chamber. ¡°You!¡± Jason cried out. ¡°W-What¡¯s going on?¡± Jeremy stuttered. ¡°Heather, are you there?¡± Yua called out, unable to see in the darkness. ¡°I want to go home,¡± Rob muttered. ¡°Come on, Aurelia wants to see all of you,¡± their killer exclaimed, a disturbing cheerfulness in her voice. B01C36 - Earlier Chaos A few moments earlier, because... why not? Okay, you caught me! I left out a bunch of important shit that I¡¯m now retroactively including. Shut up, don¡¯t judge me! If you don¡¯t like my madness, go tell your own tale while doped up on meds¡ªprescription and otherwise. I¡¯m just teasing! You know I love you, right? Well, to be fair, I love anyone with yummy intestines. But that¡¯s beside the point. He-he! Oh yeah! Earlier¡­ I was absolutely buzzing with glee as I stood beside my sultry vampiress, soaking in the delightful spectacle of dungeon denizens losing their collective minds. Shouts, screams, curses¡ªyou name it, and a few fists (or fangs) flying through the air just for good measure. I swear, one poor bastard got a vampire fang smacked right out of his mouth. Classic! Of course, no brave souls dared hassle me or Aurelia. She was the belle of the brawl, having flaunted the core they were all drooling over. And sure, there was a bit of a squabble brewing among them about the old warg¡¯s bold decision to accept my sexy vampire¡¯s offer. Why Aurelia extended them an invite? Beats me¡ªmaybe she fancied them as snacks for the road? Personally, I¡¯d have them as human (or whatever fantasy species) shields for when the Slaethians come back with a vengeance, but hey, I¡¯m not the diplomatic type. I flashed a grin, breathing out a whimsical, ¡°I really like it here.¡± Anywho, as you might¡¯ve guessed, not everyone¡ªokay, nearly everyone¡ªwas thrilled at the prospect of ditching their dungeon digs, despite having their butts handed to them previously by an army itching for a rematch. And oh, what a shiner Aurelia gave them, all while decked out in me, styled as her scandalous¡­ naughty¡­ lingerie¡­ thong¡­ erm, dress. Oops, my mind¡¯s wandering again¡ª Keep it together, Blake¡ªfocus! Eh, how¡¯s a girl supposed to focus with flashbacks of Aurelia¡¯s tight, round ass and those sinfully perky tits bouncing around in my mind? Yeah¡­ No! I need to focus. Sigh Okay, I¡¯m back... kinda. That said, I¡¯m definitely planning to shove my tentacles in and out of the bat cave later, ramming and stretching those entrances open wide to the sounds of blissful screaming and moaning¡ª ¡°My love,¡± Aurelia cooed, snapping me out of my... fantasies. Focus! ¡°Hm?¡± was all I could squeak out, biting my lower lip, my thoughts still lingering elsewhere. ¡°Would you be a dear and retrieve the others from Earth? They should be waking from respawn as soon as I reactivate this dungeon.¡± That¡¯s right! I almost forgot, users can respawn in dungeons if they¡¯re killed. My shoulders slumped at the request until a spark of recollection hit me¡ªI think it was something like Shadow Step that I had been itching to Absorb and try out. My mood instantly lifted, and I shot Aurelia a wide smile paired with an enthusiastic little hop. With far more pep than I knew I possessed, I chirped, ¡°Sure!¡± I heard Aurelia mention something to the kitty lady about reinforcing the fortress and dungeon entrance, but I wasn¡¯t really listening. Nope! Before I knew it, I had given her a quick peck on the cheek and took off. I was happily skipping through the dungeon¡ªwhich, I might add, is a massive place filled with all sorts of corridors, chambers, and enormous caverns (one even contained that city I had just been in, albeit a decimated one, but that¡¯s beside the point)¡ªand various random structures; the place is just huge! So, I can¡¯t really tell you how long I was lost in bliss as I made my way back up to the surface when everything suddenly started to rumble. What followed was a wave of pulsating lights in an assortment of neon rainbow colors, spreading across every surface, resembling veins pumping blood¡ªor rather, mana¡ªthroughout its body as the rumbling dungeon began to reawaken. Simultaneously, a large flashing notification popped up before my eyes.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE SystemAlert! Dungeon Core Restored. Dungeon Ockpool monsters¡¯ respawn and rewards are now reactivating. Notifying Primary Admin. Error. Error. Admin:\Life>Not_Found. Notifying Secondary Admin. Admin:\Death>Login_ Notification Sent. Notifying Auxiliary Admin. Admin:\Magic>Login_ Notification Sent. _ V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE AdminQuestAlert! Quest: Retrieve Ockpool Dungeon Core. Status: Failed. Admin:\Magic>Login_ Quest Data Overridden. Loading New Quest Modules... Configuration Complete. Initializing New Quest Data.This tale has been unlawfully obtained from Royal Road. If you discover it on Amazon, kindly report it. Quest Update: Seriously? Just Touch The Damn Core! Reward: Immediate Graduation to Ascension. _ Admin:\Death>Login_ [System Log] Auxiliary Admin [Magic] was forcefully logged out. Quest Data Overridden. Loading New Quest Modules... Configuration Complete. Initializing New Quest Data. Quest Update: Cancelled. Reward: None. _
¡°Well, that¡¯s not ominous or anything,¡± I scoffed. That being said, I couldn¡¯t help but laugh my ass off when I noticed Magic had just been forcefully kicked out of the system. However, the screen of information didn¡¯t stop there. Oh no, it continued to spew even more horrifying shit that made me puddle in my dress.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE Admin:\Death>Login_Override. SafeMode_UpdateRequest. Primary Admin required for system repairs. Auxiliary Admin Log Request initializing... Warning: Eldritch System Infiltration Detected. Unauthorized USER [Blake]. Request: Terminate USER [Blake] with prejudice! Request Accepted. Attempting to delete USER [Blake]... Error. Error. Deletion Unsuccessful. Request: Sever [Blake] System Access. Request Accepted. Attempting to sever USER [Blake] from the system... Error. Error. Severance Unsuccessful. Requesting error code... Error Code 385.560.980 [Titan_Soul_Detected] Awaiting Admin Request. Awaiting Admin Request. Awaiting Admin Request. Admin:\Death>Initiate_USER_[Blake]_System_Reboot. _ V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE RebootComplete! _ Titan Leveling to Ascension 83 Copyright Primordial of Life 0000-Eternity. V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE Race Designation: Black Pudding [EHA] Error. Reintializing... Race Designation: Eldritch Horror [EHA] Subrace Designation: Black Pudding [EHA] Hidden Race Designation: Titan [TIT] System Access Granted [SAG] Racial Skills Activated [RSA] Class Designation: Monster [CDM] Error. Reintializing... Class Designation: Sorceress [CDS] Error. Reintializing... Class Designation: Fighter [CDF] Error. Reintializing... Class Designation: Undefined [CDU] Loading Modules... Configuration Complete. Initializing Character Data... Complete. Welcome, USER [Blake]. V:\>
¡°What the fuck was all that?¡± I blurted out, my knees trembling yet somehow holding me upright. Of course, I hadn¡¯t read the whole thing; it was scrolling before my eyes a bit too fast, like watching an old-school computer boot up, but I caught enough to get the gist. ¡°Did Death just try to fucking murder me?!¡± My laughter, tinged with madness, echoed throughout the dungeon. The idea of meeting my end at Death¡¯s own hand wasn¡¯t just terrifying¡ªit was absurdly hilarious! With a couple of frantic deep breaths, I furiously shook my arms, flinging off my jitters like fingerprints from a murder weapon¡ªnot that I would know, ha-ha¡ªall while a half-mad chuckle continued bubbling up from my throat. Honestly, the whole scenario was absurd. Though, to be fair, from the moment I finished reading what I could of the system log, to when I metaphorically pissed myself, I was back to merrily skipping around like a kid at a carnival, all within about thirty seconds. Crazy, right? What¡¯s the point in stewing in your own filth over stuff you can¡¯t change? It took me years of therapy to figure that out¡ªyou¡¯re welcome. I just wish it always worked that way¡ªwhich, of course, it doesn¡¯t, but hey, it¡¯s a pretty good saying, isn¡¯t it? However, once you achieve peak dead-inside status, it¡¯s a lot easier to follow. Huh, now that I¡¯ve found Aislinn, am I over my goth phase? No way, it¡¯s just fully integrated with my insanity phase. HahAHaHaHAhaHA! I spiraled, cartwheeled, and spun my way down the dungeon¡ªcompletely consumed by my insanity, twirling endlessly. Well, I was twirling until I came to a sudden, skipping stop, nearly faceplanting when I heard a massive roar, as if a monster had just awakened from a deep slumber. Glancing around, I spotted an epic, towering dual doors leading into a chamber that had been empty the last time I passed through with that lizard-chicken-dinner guy. ¡°Boss fight!¡± I cheered, punching the air with a fist pump. With way too much enthusiasm, I made a mad dash, shoving the doors open, and came to a screeching halt when I spotted the boss. Golden flames danced across the chamber, casting eerie shadows that flickered along the melting stone walls. From the depths, a dragon roared, unleashing a torrent of fire from its gaping maw. The ground hissed and steamed as droplets of molten stone splattered like fiery rain, pooling into glowing puddles. ¡°Nope. No way. Uh-uh,¡± I chuckled, the laugh teetering on the edge of hysteria as my eyes darted wildly across the fiery hell before me. I whipped my head around¡ªalmost theatrically¡ªwith a dramatic flair that would shame a stage actress, and turned my happy curvy ass around, slamming the doors shut with a resounding thud that echoed my frantic giggles. Ha-ha. Ha. What the hell was that? Has the dungeon become even more dangerous now that the core is back? I squeezed my eyes shut, the terror of what I had just seen dwarfing any fear a mere system notification from Death could muster. A fucking fire-breathing dragon? That¡¯s a big fat no from me. It¡¯s like being asked to brawl with an angel¡ªno, thank you! Though, I wouldn¡¯t mind plucking one¡¯s wings. Still, Fire and Holy magic? Those are my personal kryptonites. Nope, not happening, not in a million insane years. Who even thinks up these dungeon scenarios? Oh, right, the dungeon core¡­ Is it actively trying to kill me? Never mind, don¡¯t answer that. A deep frown creased my forehead as I glanced down and noticed a long pink tentacle wrapping around my waist. ¡°Not again¡ªerk,¡± I managed to groan just before I was yanked off my feet and into a gaping mouth bristling with teeth that could shame a chainsaw¡ªand pretty sure they were churning like one, too. They glowed like coals in a forge, and boy, did they sizzle against my dark flesh. Notifications buzzed like angry bees around my head¡ªor was that the sound of its teeth?¡ªtheir flickering text just teasing the edge of my blurred vision. I caught glimpses of the dungeon outside as it chewed, and one last notification flickered before everything went black.
V:\Ascension>SAFE_MODE BattleResult You Were Defeated By: [Dungeon Mimic Chest] Opponent Level: 58 Your Current Level: 25 Initiating Respawn... V:\>
I jerked upright with a gasp¡ªor at least, I attempted to. It was quite peculiar trying to sit up as a black puddle of goo, though the gasp still managed to bubble out in an exasperated blurp. Without any conscious thought, I reformed my body, draping silk only over my face. I didn¡¯t pause to check whether I had achieved my creepy-cute look, but I was relieved to find I had retained enough mass to assume my full desired figure. And height? Well, not exactly my full height, but close enough¡ªthe figure was all that mattered at the moment. Don¡¯t get me wrong, I wasn¡¯t exactly short now¡­ for a girl. ¡°Motherfucking mimics!¡± I screamed. My eyes reignited, casting the room in an orange glow, though I didn¡¯t need the light to see in the dark. I glanced around and realized I was on top of a stone altar in a circular chamber, surrounded by other altars spaced evenly along the walls, each with just enough gap to walk behind. I swung my legs over the edge, noticing that I hadn¡¯t formed a dress but appeared to be clad in a black latex outfit that covered my entire body. I shrugged it off. ¡°Ugh. Looks like I¡¯m a little shorter on extra pudding than I thought,¡± I muttered. With a sprightly hop, I vaulted off the altar, only to drop like a rock and land with a solid thud on the cold stone floor. Rolling my eyes, I surveyed the room, my frustration bubbling up as I noted the conspicuous absence of the others I may have killed¡ªthey¡¯ll get over it. Either way, they hadn¡¯t respawned yet. Figures. My mind drifted back to that bizarre dream, the one where I was dining with the Crone and six other hopefuls, all desperate to become her Champion. I had flat-out rejected her offer when it was first presented, which she later handed off to that needle-toothed jackass. What was his name again¡­ Justin? Jason? Whatever the hell it was. Names have never been my thing¡ªand never will be. Regardless, a wicked chuckle escaped me as I remembered his skeleton practically glowing with smug excitement. If only he knew that he was now just a lapdog to her whims. It served him right. If anyone was tailor-made for a life on a leash, it was definitely him, no matter how charming the Goddess of Dreams might appear. Don¡¯t get me wrong, I actually like her¡ªDuskara, was it? She was nice. But let''s be clear, servitude is still servitude. Though don¡¯t get me wrong, I wouldn¡¯t mind if Aurelia used a leash on me¡ªand vice versa! Yep, total switch. Who would have ever thought? I hummed a happy little tune, trying to distract myself from the recent encounter with that piece of shit mimic as I stepped out of the chamber. I glanced around, half-expecting those dumb fucks to have respawned before me. No such luck¡ªjust groups of beastkin shuffling into the ruined fortress, looking lost, while vamps played traffic cops, ushering them in. Meanwhile, undead zombies and skeletons bustled about, reinforcing the corridors with whatever junk they could find. And get this¡ªsome of them were headless! So much for my favorite theory that headshots were the way to take out the undead. I mean, I¡¯d taken out loads of them with a good ol¡¯ tentacle head-whack before that chimera showdown. Makes you wonder, doesn¡¯t it? And speaking of wondering, did I ever use Life Drain on them? Does that even work against the undead? I felt like it was doing something when I fought them last time, but maybe that was just wishful thinking¡ªa total placebo effect, maybe? Man, here I go, rambling again. ¡°I¡¯m alive!¡± a female voice cried out from the respawn chamber. And just like that, I¡¯m all caught up on earlier events. Tee-hee!