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    I DEN TINK, "WAIT, DIS IS TEH New Worl, is IT LIKE TEH GAMEEE WORLLL????"


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    STATUS


    ARTHUR BAURMESTER FLAMEHART CLAUDE THE SECOND (WTF is this freaking name?)


    STATS:


    STRENGTH: 1 (ur a bby)


    ENDURANCE: 0 (ur a bby)


    AGILITY 3 (ur a bby)


    STAMINA: 90 (ur a STRANGE bby)


    MANA: 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 (your a bby god)


    WUT, "I THINK MIGHT BE BUG IN SYSTEM, PROBS NOT OP, JUST BROKEN SYSTEM"


    I TEAL MYSELF THIS AS I READ MANA POWER, I SLEEPY SLEEPY NOW, I GOT BED BED


    (WHY SO MUCH MANA)